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Dry clothes? Check. Hopefully un-screwed up Yukari? Check. Worked out a plan to hopefully get the rest of girls who had witnessed the great All-Male Water Fight? Check. You hope.

You are the commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and you've got one last thing to do before class resumes- You need to speak with the council. Luckily, Anzu and her retinue are nothing if not easy to find- they spend most of their lunches in the council room, using the time outside of class to discuss important school business ahead of official meetings.

And so, as you enter their sanctum, you find President Anzu reclining in the chair listening to music, Momo tapping away at her phone, and Yuzu cleaning the room. You really feel sorry for Yuzu sometimes.

>"So, about this whole catfish dance?"
>"You guys look busy. Got a few minutes to chat?"
>Other.
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>"You guys look busy. Got a few minutes to chat?"
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>>26417775
>"You guys look busy. Got a few minutes to chat?"
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>"You guys look busy. Got a few minutes to chat?"
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>>26417775
>Other
Run.
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>Other.
Abs!

Then
>"You guys look busy. Got a few minutes to chat?"
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>>26418076
Oh, that reminds me!
>>26417775
Hey BlackJack, how tall are the guys on our crew? Do the strapping american males dwarf the starstruck japanese gals?

I'm mainly asking if we can look Katyusha in the eye even when she's atop Nonna and tell her the story of our grandfather's tank
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>>26418128
Let's assume yes.
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>>26417775
>AnzuHoldingATeacupWithHerHair.jpg
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>>26418139
On the one hand, being a magnificent bastard like that will probably bite us in the ass karma-wise and we'll be in for the tank fight of our lives
On the other hand, totally worth it
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>>26417775
>"You guys look busy. Got a few minutes to chat?"
Also, that's a really lat "5PST" first post.
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>>26418184
Maybe BJ is in Alaska
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>we need more people helping the auto team on repsirs, also we need to stop with this catfish dance.
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>>26418128
US Male average height: 5'10"/1.78m
US Female: 5'4"/1.62m
Japanese female: 5'2"/1.58m
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>>26418251
The tallest girl in GuP is about 175cm tall.
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>>26418306
>>26418321
Keep in mind it's an average, guys.
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>>26418306
So Nonna's about 5'8"...
We'll be a hell of a lot closer than Anzu or Miho would be, that's for sure
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>>26418195
5 PST is the same time everywhere.
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>>26418348
We can't be that short, surely.
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>>26418378
In a surprise twist, we're played by Peter Dinklage
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Id imagine that as a well fed American, MC Russels is around 5'10"-6'0"
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>>26418306
>Katyusha is 4'2"
No wonder her short man syndrome is so intense.
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>>26418306
>Oreo is 4' 10.5"
>With those tits
>And that hair
I would do unmentionable things to that girl.
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>>26418306
Which reminds me.
German female: 5'6"/1.68m
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOMHAE2UElg
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>>26418559
Just a reminder: German vacationers dig holes on Danish beaches for no discernible reason.
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>>26418553
Don't remind me.
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>>26418612
Germans have a natural drive to fortify terrain.
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>>26418488
Still not really good enough to be level with Katyusha.

>>26417775
>"You guys look busy. Got a few minutes to chat?"
In an appropriately sarcastic tone of voice.
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>>26418559
And they steal "warning for moose" signs from swedish sign-posts.
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>>26418612
It is penitence for the unfinished Atlantic Wall.
Actually we do that everywhere.
It's something about setting borders and marking your claim.
You would not believe the amount of lawsuits over the placement of fences.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QqFyzGcy3E

>>26418694
That too.
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>>26418765
>The German admits it
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>>26418765
Wait, what?
You dig holes in their beaches because they didn't build a wall?
That's dumb, Germany.
You're dumb.
I miss Bismark ;_;
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You barge into the situation smoothly walking into their midst and taking a seat. "Another busy day for the student council?" You ask casually, grabbing a sweet potato chip from the bowl on the table in front of you. You lean back and put your feet up on the table. "You guys got a few minutes to talk?"

Momo, in classic fashion, is about two seconds from picking up her chair and throwing it at you. "Get your feet off the table or I'll-"

Anzu raises her hand to silence the Council's gunner. "Momo, that's enough." She says before opening a single eye to look over at your and removing an earbud. "What can I help you with today, Commander Russels?" She says politely.

There's a few things that need to be addressed, actually.

>"So, do we still need the girls on the team to do the lionfish dance?"
>"So why did Darjeeling give us a tank?"
>Other
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>>26419048
>"So, do we still need the girls on the team to do the lionfish dance?"
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>>26419048
>>"So why did Darjeeling give us a tank?"
>>"So, do we still need the girls on the team to do the lionfish dance?"
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>>26419048
>"So why did Darjeeling give us a tank? And don't give me some crap about the bet, she suggested it in the first place. She was gonna give us the tank no matter what. What I want to know is, why?"
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>>26418818
Same thing with the towels on recliners.
A thing about trust in rules and regulations.
When I was a child, my parents used to complain about hotel rooms whenever we went on holidays.
And every time we got better rooms.
Insisting on stuff like that looks pedantic and square, downright spiessig.
But it undeniably works.

>>26419012
That was a joke and no, you don't want a 19th century conservative in power.
He'd only stall annex- European integration.
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>>26419048
>"So why did Darjeeling give us a tank?"
This mighty imply implications.
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>"So why did Darjeeling really give us a tank?"
There are 2 of those. I'm sure she didn't part with a 2 of a kind tank just because Rose outshot Assam.

>Other
Also we may have a problem with our beef and the ladies loving it.
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Rolled 14

>>26419085
Say this.
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>>26419048
>We need to talk about this lionfish dance. Also we need more bodies to assist auto club with maintenance think you can find some people?
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>>26419048
>Other
>"Like you'd hit me, if you tried!"
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>>26419397
No, that's just tempting fate and being stupid.
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>>26419503
It would be if the possibility of a hit existed.
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>>26419207
This plan, I like it.
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>"STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT ANZU! I HUMBLY REQUEST YOU EXTINGUISH THE FLAMING PASSIONS OF THE LOINS CAUSED BY MY INCREDIBLY APPROPRIATE MUSCULAR ENTERTAINMENT FESTIVAL. ONEGAISHIMASU.
>"So, do we still need the girls on the team to do the lionfish dance?"
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>>26419048
>"I need to talk to everyone regarding this morning's, uh... incident."
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>"I need to talk to everyone regarding this morning's, uh... incident."
>"So, do we still need the girls on the team to do the lionfish dance?"

This.
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>>26419048
>>"I need to talk to everyone regarding this morning's, uh... incident."
>>"So, do we still need the girls on the team to do the lionfish dance?"
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>>26419048
HAHA! Still takes an hour to post!
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>"So, do we still need the girls on the team to do the lionfish dance?"
>"So why did Darjeeling give us a tank?"
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>We need more people to help the auto club, also we need to talk about the lionfish dance. F
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>>26419048
>>"So why did Darjeeling give us a tank?"
>"So why did Darjeeling give us a tank?"
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She gave us a tank because we won a bet. What a stupid option.

>2 hours 2 posts
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>>26420476
1 post every 10 games
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>>26420476
Hey, speaking of that, isn't it about time for BlackJack's next post? It's been just over an hour.

Maybe this thread we'll actually finish this conversation. We might even progress more than ten IC minutes in 8 hours.
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>>26420509
1 Post every win.
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You've got a lot to discuss with the Student Council, but first you want to discuss something that's been bugging you since last night. "So why did Darjeeling give us that Excelsior?" You say casually. You hadn't exactly thought about it at the time, but the wager, even if Darjeeling had won the bet, was nowhere near in her favor.

Anzu looks at you. "Well, she lost a bet. I'm not sure how you Americans do it but the loser of the bet has to-"

"BULL!" You shout, in one smooth movement pulling your feet down and leaning over to pound the table. "She gave us that tank- the bet was just a way to give it to us. She's seen Rose shoot- she knows how good she is and yet she put a tank as rare as the Excelsior up against getting to use Black Jack for one fight?" You shake your head. "You know Darjeeling better than me- so why did she give us a tank? And volunteering to go that toadfish float, for that matter?!"

Anzu is quiet for a moment, looking over at Momo and Yuzu, who's stopped dusting shelves of school pictures and awards. She sighs. "Well, I suppose I can tell you. But what I'm about to say must be kept absolutely secret. Got it?"

>"The secret's safe with me."
>"Depends. Is it something the team should know?"
>Other
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>>26420602
>>"The secret's safe with me."

Let's hear it.
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>>26420588
>>26420602
right on.
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>>26420602
>>"The secret's safe with me."
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>"Sigh. The secret's safe with me. Out with it."
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>>26420602
>"The secret's safe with me."

Well. Up until the point at which we decide it's important enough to tell the team. But Anzu doesn't need to know that.
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>>26420602
You're telling me this in good faith. And, the only reason i would reveal it would be if i thought it could cause serious risk to our team, which I doubt, I'll promise not to let this information leave the room. Have some faith in me here Anzu.
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>>26420602
>Other
"Depends. Is it something the rest of the team NEED to know?"
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>>26420602
>"The secret's safe with me."
Secret as Pearl Harbor.

I just hope it blows up less in your face.
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So, if she's going to let us in on the fact that the school is going under, how exactly will she stop us from not commandeering the shipwide announcement system?
It'd seriously damage our relationship with her but it would line up with MC's actions so far.
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We have been QUITE the dicks lately to her, and its time for us to realize she may be more than a self-absorbed twit.

>"The secret's safe with me."

Now's not the time for smartass answers.
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>>26420602
>"The secret's safe with me."
She's pregnant, calling it now
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>>26420602
>"The secret's safe with me."
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>"The secret's safe with me."
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>>26420892
It's Patrick!
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>>26420602
>"The secret's safe with me."
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>>26420905
Just because we're in Japan doesn't mean mpreg is real, friend
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>>26420970
>Respond to she's pregnant with "It's Patrick!"
>You automatically jump to mpreg
I think you need to cut back on /d/.
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>>26420904
I kind of want to run a quest where the Government turns down her tank sports bet and Anzu instead goes to the Ninja Club to solve things.

Girls und Blackmail Quest!
>Do sneaky things
>Break some kneecaps
>Waifus, collect all 151 to become a Waifu Master
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>>26420892
And Yugi's the father?
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>>26421025
Why would Patrick impregnate Anzu or Darjeeling
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>>26421028
I would so totally play that.
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>>26421028
>not going to the Magic Club
>yes, there's a Magic Club
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Now we play the waiting game
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>>26421025
>implying being a dickgirl isn't a prereq for joining the stuco
>implying they won't have an orgy after we leave
>implying Momo ever manages to blow her load where she claims she will
I read it in a doujin so it must be true. A doujin artist would never lie about or misrepresent the setting for reasons of drawing porn.
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>>26421070
Why not both?
though caligraphy is also cool
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>>26421092
Anzu impregnating Darjeeling is an entirely different kind of /d/ from Patrick getting knocked up.
And what about Nonna?
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>>26420602
>"The secret's safe with me."

we do need to bring up the topic of us messing up almost all the girls brains over our beefcake earlier and fixing this as we could weaponize it agienst the other teams. i wonder how the three would react to this.
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>>26421028
No there isn't.

Though the school from the GuP quest I was working on before BJ started his had a Mahou Shoujo Club that you could hijack the quest into.

I wound up putting so much work into it one weekend that it'll get run anyway. I mean I got really high and designed an entire arc based of The Court of the Crimson King.
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>>26421138
>Pre-match games of shirtless volleyball ala top gun when the enemy commanders are meeting us
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>>26421140
Aimed at >>26421070
Somehow I missed.
Momo tier BS
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>>26421149
YES!
but this might be hard to do agienst pravda school. damn that snow.
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>>26421111
I would watch a first person day in her shoes.
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>>26421140
>Long Sword
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>>26421149

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjhJmVsvzws
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>>26421149
It's a double-edged sword, anon. Although, at least Oarai will have built up an immunity by then (hah!).
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>>26421179
>afraid of a little snow
Do you WANT the girls of Continuance High School to be unimpressed?
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>>26421221
the boys are from the south, i don't know if they can take going shirtless in a foot and 1/2 deep snow. IF they were from canada, this might not be an issue.
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>>26421249
Minnesotans are good with snow, too.
Hell, a good chunk of Yoopers are of Finnish descent, and live in the UP.
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>>26421187
I like to believe that they actually have a medieval longsword club and not kendo. Even though it's obviously porno club
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>>26421299
'Tis a beautiful place, Minnesota. It was May I took this.
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>>26421343
Fuckin' Yoopers, and their fuckin' magical nugget bullets that make werewolves explode like a sausage with an M80 in the middle.
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>>26421299
i know the yoopers are probably the best with snow. i swear they have antifreeze for blood with their ablity to handle the cold!
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>>26421343
Ausfag here

Fuck that
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>>26421387
They're mostly of Finnish descent, dude.
That's the only explanation needed.
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You look at her, suddenly serious. "Alright, you've got my silence then. Let's hear it." You say, relaxing back into your chair again. If nothing else, you a man of your word- so you don't like agreeing to keep quiet about something before you even know what it is. "This better be good." You say crossing your arms.

Anzu takes a breath, but before she can start, Momo interrupts her. "You're just going to tell him? We agreed that we wouldn't tell anyone!"

"Momo, he's here to fight for us. He deserves to know at this point." Anzu replies, quieting her gunner before taking another breath and beginning. "So, as I told you, Darjeeling and myself are old friends- we actually went to the same Junior High School my parents had me attend Oorai."

You nod. "Yeah? So she gave you a tank as a friendly gift?"

"Not exactly, though I did ask for her help. You see, Russells, as the Student Council President, though the student body elects me, I serve at the pleasure of the Principal, Superintendant, and the Ministry of Education." She sighs, turning to look over at the shelves Yuzu had been dusting. "With the lack of budget, they've wanted me to cut even more programs but I've been resisting that. Right now Oorai is running in the red because I refused to cut several programs."

She's actually being quiet sincere at the moment, surprisingly.

She looks back over to you. "If we win this Senshado tournement, there will be a large budgetary prize for the winner- we'll be able to fund the Senshado program as well as all the current programs. We might even be able to bring back a few that were cut. However, at the end of the semester if the Superintendant find that my choices have kept us in the red, the Student Council will be out of our job."

>"So we're doing all this to save your job?"
>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school?"
>Other.
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>>26421424
true, but they are a slight step better than normal finns. their drinking problem is lessened a bit and they don't have to be worried about being attacked from the east.
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>>26421450
>>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school?"
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>>26421450
>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school?"
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>>26421450
>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school?"
She's a shit but I can respect scrambling to make up for your mistakes
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>>26421450
>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school? You should have told me that from the start."
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>>26421450
>"So winning the tournament is something more than just bragging rights for the school?"
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>>26421450
>"So we're doing all this to save your job?"
Since MC cannot into meta this is the appropriate response.
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>>26421450
be smarter than we let on. put 2 and 2 together.
>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school?" and add "it's to keep this school going and this ship afloat right?"
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>>26421450
>"So we're doing all this to save your job?"
as >>26421553 says, without metaknowledge this is the appropriate response for the MC.
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>>26421450
>"Wait, so this is just to save your job? What happens if the school stays in the red?"
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>>26421553
>>26421580
No. You don't need any metaknowledge to realize that programs getting cut is a BAD thing. Saving several programs from being shut down IS more than bragging rights.
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>>26421553
>>26421580
Anzu states right there she can save several programs with the prize money. There's also additional information from the Volleyball club.
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>>26421553
no buddy. this is poltical/theives chant that is telling us some serious intel. a student council is basicly the heart of the school. lose that, the school is gone.
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>>26421616
Actually, would like to add
>"What happens to us and the club?"
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>>26421450
>Other.
"Adding on a REALLY expensive new program full of rookies on the hope they can win the Nationals seems like a huge gamble just to keep your jobs, what's really going on?"
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>>26421450

>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school?"
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>>26421553
We're from America, school budget issues aren't new to us
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>>26421651
>poltical/theives chant
You mean "cant", right? It's called Thieves' Cant.
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>>26421450
>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school?"
"I can see what that would do in the long-term as well. A poorly funded school starts up a tanking program and wins large amounts of cash in a tournament, we'll probably have guaranteed funding for years if we pull it off."
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>>26421450
>>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school? After all, doing the math I can see what would be the minister's most likely option to save money. You don't just want to save programs, you want to keep this boat afloat. Okay, I'll have your back. The rest of the team still has a right to know, but I keep my promises and I will trust your judgement on this."
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>>26421743
"Also, Saunders will tap our comms, charging at Pravda will end badly, and Kuromorimine will field a maus."
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>>26421685
ok, ya got me there.
>>26421674
HA! good one!
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>"So winning the tournement is something more than just bragging rights for the school?"
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>>26421811
>Also, the NSA is tapping ALL of our comms, attacking Pravda in the winter will end badly, but Miho should know all too well what Black Forest can field all too well."

fixed that for you.
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>>26421960
I'm curious why Miho wasn't aware of the Maus. New acquisition?
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>>26421981
Maybe. It's either coincidental that Miho left before the Maus came in or Maho bought it expressly for the match, which I think is ludicrous.
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>>26419161
Anywhere I can get all those comics in English like you have there?
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>>26421981
maybe, but still, she just left that place! she should know about them getting and/or working on making battle ready! it should have been an Ace in the Hole option that school would have had!
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>>26421981
She probably didn't expect them to field it, considering that it's an utter piece of shit from a practical standpoint. Slow as hell, and actually pretty terrible at urban combat due to a comically oversized main gun.
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>>26422060
It's a miracle that the thing even made it to the town, really
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>>26421981
Probably. There's only one fully functional Maus in existence. I assume they took the time to recreate the tank with modern metals in an attempt to maintain the armour standards of Panzerfahren as well as the intended strength without using the absurd amounts of steel originally intended, fit the gun, and stick a brand new engine on it.
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>>26422060
over sized you say? YOU FOOL! you can never have enough DRAKA! even though buildings that cannon and knock out ANY of the tanks we can field! even black jack! and besides Black Jack (and the stunt they pulled to kill it in the show), they would be powerless to KILL IT!
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>>26421981
Alternate theory: the Maus was privately owned by Shiho, but she let Maho use it because fuck Miho and her dishonor
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>>26422101
Question is, why would they buy such a ludicrous tank when they could use the resources to buy more practical tanks?
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>>26422119
>over sized you say?
Yes. It's impractically long, and has terrible depression. You know the scene in Kelly's Heroes, where the Tiger can't turn the turret around in the narrow alleyway? The Maus, in an urban engagement, has that problem cranked up to 11. Originally, it was going to have a far more practical main armament. But Hitler said it looked like a toy gun, and demanded they put a bigger one on it.
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>>26421450
>[x] "Wait, so this is just to save your job? What happens if the school stays in the red?"
>[x] "What happens to us and the club?"
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>>26422101
>>26422119
>>26422149

inb4 penetration chart showing that the T54's HVAP could penetrate the Maus frontally at 1000yds
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>>26422195
Most tank guns would look like toys on a Maus
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>>26422207
I'm not saying it's a GOOD tank, but it is pretty much the embodiment of the Nishizumi school of senshado
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>>26422207
I thought the T54 had over 200mm of pen at 500 yards, not 1000. Of course that number drops rapidly if the Maus has even the slightest bit of angling.
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>>26422036
Kuromorimine brought it to stomp on Pravda's heavies.
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>>26422184
Because Wehrmaboos (which Swarzwald ARE) masturbate furiously to the Maus.
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>>26422275
Entirely unnecessary with everything else they had
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>>26422275
You mean the heavies that they could already wreck with their late-war German TDs like the Jagdpanther?
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>>26422207
>>26422239
we don't HAVE a T54 thank you very much.
>>26422149
iffy. i don't know if Shiho is that cruel to drop that on miho just for that perpose alone? on the other hand, if she did, it would look like Shiho and her way of tanking is unsure of itself in the eyes of other schools of thought. It would in her mind be dishonorable and seemingly weak in it's own merits.
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>>26422312
There is no kill like overkill.
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>>26422312
Consider outside of the context of one tank against one tank. A Maus properly supported is near invincible if all your opponent can get are angled shots. To prevent the other team from moving around to get better shots you need the other tanks.
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>>26422346
>i don't know if Shiho is that cruel
She was going to straight-up disown Miho if she failed against Pravda and didn't even tell her that herself
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She's the Senshado version of the High Expectations Asian Father meme.
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>>26422361
>A Maus properly supported is near invincible if all your opponent can get are angled shots.
No.
It's not.
It tops out at 8.1 MPH under ideal conditions (read: a flat paved road in a straight line). To keep it supported, all their other tanks have to keep that same pace.
They're sitting ducks with that thing dragging them down.
So they get outmaneuvered, and fucked.
And then the Maus is all alone.
>b-b-but muh WoT
WoT is not realistic. Fun, but not realistic.
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>>26422369
Not even that, she was going to disown her for being a heretic against the Nishizumi-Ryu.
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>>26422346
T54 is the type of cannon that we have in Black Jack, numbnuts.
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>>26422346

Beg to differ on that. Black Jack was one of the two tanks modified with the T54 90mm gun. The gun was eventually replaced with the M3 90mm cannon before it was put into service during the Korean War. Post-Korea it was modified back to it's World War II configuration to be used for Tanking before eventually being stored on Grandpa's farm.
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>>26422346
We do.
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I think the use of the Maus relates to the matter of overwhelming force and 'superior' tactics. Imagine the reaction when said team lost to a plucky upstart school with handme down tanks.
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>>26422518
"Oh crap, we're not the ones with plot armor and deus ex, are we?"
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>>26422518
'Superior' tactics my foot, Kuromorimine was relying on bigger sticks for most of that match.

>>26422544
Yep, Miho has enough of the former to make a tank out of.
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>>26422544
bigger and more sticks too.

also, BLACKJACK! POST ALREADY!
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>>26422555
hence why I put ' around it as it was stupidly dependant on Maho's leadership which after she was cut off, they fell apart.

Though I get the feeling if someone tried to face them in a more normal fashion, they'd get crushed.
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>>26422618
Just infiltrating an enemy hetzer into their lines completely fucked their attack.
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>>26422618
>"Though I get the feeling if someone tried to face them in a more normal fashion, they'd get crushed."
That's what the Nishizumi-ryo is about, apparently. The moment someone with enough tactical acumen comes along to wreck their shit (E.g. Miho), they'll get stomped.

Miho lost Kuromorimine's championship to Pravda because one of the tanks in her convoy drowned and she tried to save the crew.

Granted, she might have tried to call the match to a stop first but it's what she did.
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>>26422149
Not likely since Katyusha knew about it, and apparently expected to see it.
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>>26422657
Well I don't think they ever prepared for that. As they point out, it's completely suicidal and thus, unexpected.
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>>26422675
Well, she was also an observer of the final match and we saw spectators wandering around the tank garages. Like Yukari said, pre-match scouting is allowed. Miho just neglected it
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>>26422618
Honestly, the tournament is practically BUILT so Kuroromine has the edge. The "Flag Tank" match type heavily favors the use of one obscenely well armored tank. Hell, they could have made the Maus their FT , and camped all day. Forced the other team to come to them and get ripped apart by late-war German TDs.
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>>26422714
I was under the impression that the judges designated the flag tank for each team
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>>26422675
There's a great deal of information gathering on other schools. Yukari infiltrating Saunders, Arisa knew that Ooarai was being shut down and presumably other things. So Katyusha probably heard that a Maus was recently sold and/or acquired by Kuromorimine.
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>>26422729
And they just happened to designate the two Nishizumi sisters as flag for the final battle.

That's official misconduct and abuse of power. To the point where where Kuromorimine could probably get the results thrown out by lodging a protest.
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>>26422759
Saunders had an instrument to intercept Oorai's radio signals strapped up to a dirigible for Chris'sakes!

>>26422707
It's not like Miho to neglect something like that. At least, as far as I've watched. (Up to Ep 6)
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>>26422729
It's never out right stated. I always assumed it was up to the teams before hand, though they had to make it known to their opponent what tank was the flag tank.
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>>26422799
What's exactly misconduct about making the tank with each team's commander in it the flag tank?
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>>26422816
>Saunders had an instrument to intercept Oorai's radio signals strapped up to a dirigible for Chris'sakes!
That's not TECHNICALLY a rules violation, though.
Arisa just kept it a secret due to the fact that Kay is an awesome girl who wouldn't stand for any dirty tricks, because the tanks would be sad.
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>>26422855
I never said it was, only affirming the fact that intelligence gathering is srsbsns in Senshado.

Also, I offer my Hellcat kills to the blonde goddess. (Kay) -_- 7
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You look over at Anzu. "So, winning this tournement will actually help the school?" You say. "More than just 'Oh hey! We won at tanks! We're great!'?" You think about the Volleyball team and remember how short the list of electives you'd gotten actually was. "So whether we win this tournement determines that much?"

Anzu nods. "I didn't want to tell the rest of the team because they're already going to be under pressure to win. I'm not sure how many of them would perform knowing how much rides on this tournement." She reaches over and grabs a sweet potato chip. "I want you to keep this a secret, commander. Even to your crew."

You nods. "Got it." It's a bit sobering, knowing the prosperity of the entire school is in your not-quite-so-capable hands. "And thanks for being forthright about it. It's good to know just how much I'm fighting for."

Anzu smiles. "Good. So, is there anything else you need to talk to me about?"

>"Do you still need any of the girls to do that dogfish dance?"
>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
>Other
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>>26422877
>"Do you still need any of the girls to do that dogfish dance?"
>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
>"Any chance we could find more tanks somewhere?"
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>>26422877
>Other
>If we're being forthright, apparently I'm too sexy for my tank
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>>26422877
>>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
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>>26422875
>I offer my Hellcat kills to the blonde goddess
>USATDbro
>also a Kaybro
You sir, are officially mah nigga.
>>26422877
>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
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>>26422877
>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
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>>26422901
THIS ALREADY
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>>26422877
This one. She needs to know this.
>>26422901
>Other
>If we're being forthright, apparently I'm too sexy for my tank
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>>26422877
>[x] "So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
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>>26422877

>Other

We were cleaning our tanks, things got out of hand and now the rest of the teams see us as men, instead of just a fellow tank crew.

I'm going to try and fix that and wanted to know what you think of it.
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>>26422877
Addendum to >>26422936:
>[x] Other: If we're being forthright, apparently my crew members and I put on too much of a show for the girls.
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>>26422901
This.

But are we so sexy it hurts?
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>>26422909
Nothing beats hiding in some bushes and sniping unsuspecting shmucks with impunity.

Of course, I'm branching out into the T29 line and the KV-1 line as well. Need dat KV-1S for the Med TCs.
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>>26422991
We will be when Momo flips at us
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>Anzu halp beefcake pls
>"Do you still need any of the girls to do that dogfish dance?"
>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
>"Any chance we could find more tanks somewhere?"

In that order.

PAR-KING LOT. PAR-KING LOT. PAR-KING LOT.

Cheating/pushing aside: I have been waiting for a conclusion to the Anglerfish Dance subplot for how many fucking threads now? About 25. It's happening, Anon.
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>>26422999
>Of course, I'm branching out into the T29 line and the KV-1 line as well. Need dat KV-1S for the Med TCs.
I honestly play damn near everything except SPGs (I don't hate them, and I think the haters are annoying as hell, I just can't play them to save my nuts). But 'Murrican TDs are my first love.
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>>26422877
>>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"

Could it be possible that the WoT nerds could help 'em out?
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>>26422901

Sure let's do this
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>>26422877
>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
Pissing off out repair crew isn't smart and they are REALLY under pressure. they need more help.
also...
>"(Ahem) about this morning's tank washing... it seems we have a... problem. It seems all the girls on the tank teams... that includes you three, seems to now have their minds filled with lustful ideas of pawing at me and the boys at the least. This is going to be a problem in our tanking. I will have to find a way to calm all of you down some how."
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>>26423026
How far are you in the TD line? I'm at the T25/2 atm, and it's kinda meh compared to the Hellcat and T49.
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>>26423026
Playing SPGs is 90% picking a good spot and 10% patience.
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>>26423008
the parking lot is easy, we need to find that TIGER P!
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>>26423026
Mah Nigga. I've got the M4, Hellcat, T29, a Matilda and a T28.

>>26423061
Thinking of buying back my T49 after realizing what an awesome tank it was.

>>26423071
Still can't play SPG to save my life. The fact that I use creds to pay for Gold rounds doesn't help matters either.
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>"Do you still need any of the girls to do that dogfish dance?"
>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
>"Any chance we could find more tanks somewhere?"
>If we're being forthright, apparently I'm too sexy for my tank

>>26422825
The part where they made Kuromorimine's former #2 and sister of their commander the flag tank. An argument could very easily be made that the judges acted outside their purview to unfairly influence the match. Especially because Kuromorimine demonstrably lost because of the flag tank choices.

Though were it the case the judges would have already been drummed out after the Saunders flag tank just happened to be the one with the radio interception equipment while Oorai's was the one with the thinnest armor.

There's really no way to avoid constant allegations of misconduct unless the flag is decided by random or by one of the teams.
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>>26423061
I'm still on the Kitty. My lack of focus means I tend to advance pretty slowly, and my new work schedule means I don't have as much free time as I'd like. The pay is better than before, but I could do without the hours.
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>>26423035
They need more hands that know what they're doing.
They didn't need help from someone like MC and at least he knew something about the tanks.
Sending people that know nothing of the engineering relevant there will only get us yelled at more.
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>>26423125
Oorai does need more tanks with crews though. They aren't even a full team (10 tanks) by the time Kuromorimine comes along.
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>>26423061
I have both tier 9s. I already have the T110E3 researched, but I lack the dosh to buy it.

That said, I love both tanks. The T95 is absolute murder on a straight line...though the abysmal speed will get you killed when you don't know what you're doing. The T30 has bad armor, but has a godly turret, and you can actually move. It's best played behind the frontliners, where you can get a shot in and not get shot back. Oh, and hull-down, it's pure rape.

sage for WoT talk. Carry on guys.
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>>26423071
And a further 25% hoping the RNG for how accurate your shots are doesn't feel like making every shot that round off-center.
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>>26423192
Fuck dude don't remind me. 8.6 just like added a 1 in 10 chance that your shit will just miss period.

That fully aimed 250 meter shot on a heavy's engine? Yeah it's going so wide it's not even going to splash the tracks. Thanks, 8.6
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>"Do you still need any of the girls to do that dogfish dance?"
>"So, the Automotive Club seems a bit overworked, any chance we could find them some help?"
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>>26423251
Damn Anzu is jacked. How much does she lift>
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>>26423125
not.. exactly, it doesn't take much to clean tanks, repaint them, and fetch things for the other auto club members. how ever, it might be better if we made teams of the new help to LOOK THOUGH OUT THE SHIP TO HUNT DOWN THE MISSING TANKS!
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>>26423243
8.6 changed the RNG for the better, it just also happened to blanket nerf all arty at the same time.
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>>26423270
it seems that she does lift after all.
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>>26423270
Does she pull loading duty? I mean lifting a normal sized girl is one thing but one with Yuzu's "weight" is something else.
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>>26423351

I think she does, with Momo as gunner and Uzu as driver.
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>>26423251

She could floor us without even breaking a sweat, good to know.
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>>26423351
Unless she made Momo load AND shoot before the Pravda match, then yeah she was the loader for a good half of the series
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>>26423284
It really didn't help the ELC.
Pain until you start training Camo.
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>>26423351
>>26423411
>>26423417
Up until she started shooting Anzu literally just sat in the tank snacking. Momo fired, Momo loaded.
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>>26423461
Maybe there's something in the chips
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>>26423442
Any tank that relies on not getting snapshotted is harder to play now.
But the lower chance of edge of the reticle shots is worth it for me.
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>>26423461
Explains why Momo made for a piss-poor gunner. (Along with being too gung-ho)
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>>26423481
Well, juicing would stunt her growth...
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>>26421299
I'm from the UP. I can confirm this.

[Spoiler] I'm of Scottish stock, though. [/spoiler]
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>>26421299
I'm from the UP. I can confirm this.

[Spoiler] I'm of Scottish stock, though. [/spoiler]
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>>26423504
You had better find yourself a Finnish girl and hold her hands.
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>>26423186
>The T95 is abysmally slow

Oh, you have no idea.
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>>26423461
>>26423481
no, it just shows Anzu is one lazy little twat waffle that could have made a big diffrenece in the matches if she was the gunner.
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>>26423243
What are you on about? Before 8.6%, 20% of your shots would be on the edge of your reticle, and no closer. Now, it's down to 4%. Go read how their RNG works and work that confirmation bias out of your system.
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>>26423540
>Have M4 Sherman with the high-pen gun
>Fucking bounces every other shot
I hate the matchmaking system.
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>>26423540
the TOG II is slower...

and tons more fun
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>>26423546
We're talking about her STRONK
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>>26423559
When it happens on 80% of your shots in one match it's still a bitch.
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>>26423565
The T95 tops out at 13km/h on flat ground. It's only going that fast because I have five tanks pushing my ass.
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>>26423530
SCANDALOUS!
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>>26423561
>M4 Sherman
>high-pen gun

Pick one
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>>26423561
>Using the 76mm
>Not the 105mm Derp.

There's your problem, the Derp can 1-shot T4s frontally using HE only. I've managed to 1-shot opposing M4s by hitting them in the rear with an HE shell.
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>>26423559
Have you seen how fucking big the SPG reticle is now? It doesn't have to be on the edge--it could be 15% in and it would still sail perfectly clear of anything resembling a target.
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>>26423635
Of course with the recent changes in shell mechanics, spaced armor like tracks will REALLY eat up HE shells.
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>>26423670
True, but at least you don't have to worry about penetration. Just shoot and scoot.
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I mostly play the T-34. It's fun. Well, was. Seems like the most recent patch hurt its performance a lot.
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You're about to ask something else when you realise something. "Wait, why are you guys acting normal?" You say, sitting up with surprise. "Just talking to me completely normal and not freaking out?"

The student council looks at you like you're crazy. Well, crazier than normal. Yuzu speaks first, with concern. "Are you okay, Commander?" She says slowly like she was talking to someone in the midst of a psychotic break? "Have you been getting enough sleep?"

"Why wouldn't we be talking to you normally, Commander?" Anzu says, grabbing a sweet potato chip.

You blink. "Wait, didn't you guys see the water fight this morning?" You ask. "The 38(t) was right next to us! And all the other girls have been freaking out since they saw us." You look around. "Like, they saw us spraying each other down with water and now none of the girls can look us in the face without blushing and turning away."

Anzu blinks. "So wait, there were a bunch of, and please don't take this personally, hot guys spraying each other with water in our tank hanger? And I missed it?" She turns to Yuzu and throws the chip at her. "Yuzu! This is your fault!"

Yuzu cowers a bit. "B-but, we had to be here early to sign all that paperwork!"

>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye."
>"So how do we un-screw the girls who did witness it?"
>Other.
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>>26423908
>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye."
bahahaha I love you BJ
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>>26423908
>"So how do we un-screw the girls who did witness it?"
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>>26423908

>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye."
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>>26423908
>>"So how do we un-screw the girls who did witness it?"
"And please don't bite at the obvious double entendre opportunity there."
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>>26423908
>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye."
>"So how do we un-screw the girls who did witness it?"
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>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye."
then
>"So how do we un-screw the girls who did witness it?"
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>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye.
>Any ideas on how to fix the team?
>Oh, and speaking of Dinklebergfish..."
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>>26423908
>>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye."

Except Mako, anyhow. But then again, it's Mako, so it's understandable.
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Only by first screwing them can you then un-screw them.

Wait, did she just call us HOT?!

OH GOD, IS HATEFUCK ACTUALLY AN OPTION

It's not.
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>>26424029
Anzu's got a good shot at being the mystery gal though
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>>26424006
Anzu would fix this by somehow making it affect Mako as well.
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>>26423908
>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye."
>"So how do we un-screw the girls who did witness it?"


Only Mako was unaffected and Rose doesn't count.
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>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye."
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>>26424083
All of Yukari's tank fantasies are still populated by tanks. Only now they are draped in all-male tank crews hosing the tank, and each other, down.

Also, Mako is either a robot or a lesbian. or both.
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>>26423559
They didn't change it for SPGs.
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>>26423908
>"So how do we un-screw the girls who did witness it?"

Because we can't really operate a Tank Company when all the other tanks are going,
"I wonder if sempai will notice me today"
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>>26423908
>Other.
I can arrange an encore if you need it.

We are 16. Our dick matters more than all the sports in the world.
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>>26424155
Sure we can. Alice apparently manages just fine most of the time.
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Now I want there to be waterfights with our crew, but only if Anzu isn't there, just to fuck with her.
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>>26424234
>Showing off for other girls just to make Anzu jealous
So we're tsun for her now?
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>>26424277
No, in man speak that's 'Being a dick'
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>>26424277
We're not doing this because we like her or anything!
oh god
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>>26424277
I want you to imagine a jealous Anzu who has shown up just after a waterfight ended, with the other crews wearing little smiles and being mildly flustered. I find it a very amusing thought.
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>>26423908
>So wait, there were a bunch of, and please don't take this personally, hot guys
Everyone thinks we're hot

>"So yeah, probably for the best you didn't- Anglerfish team can't even look me in the eye."
>"So how do we un-screw the girls who did witness it?"
Both of these
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>>26424797
>>26424912
But that's forbidden love!
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>>26424989
Oh dear, they only have sch├╝rzen for one side.
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"Yeah, probably a good thing you weren't there..." You start, looking down in embarassment. "Had lunch with Anglerfish team and I could barely say two words to them without any of them blushing and looking away..." You shiver a bit. "It was... creepy."

Anzu is looking annoyed with her hand on her cheek. "And we missed it... So, what did you want to do about it? You planning any encore shows?" She says, jokingly.

"Well, so far the plan is a frank and honest discussion about-" You begin, but Anzu cuts you off.

"So no encores. Hope that paperwork was important, Yuzu!" She calls back behind her. "Bah! I'm never around for stuff like that!"

You blink. "...So yeah, I was wondering if you had any advice or anything? Maybe want to help us get the girls back into a proper frame of mind." You say, a bit annoyed. "Going to be hard to win a tank match if they're all preoccupied with with they'll impress sempai..."

"Actually..." Anzu says, bolting upright, "Maybe we can use this! Get all of them competing for your crew's attention!"

>"...I'm listening."
>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
>Other.
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>>26425063
>>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
No.
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>>26425063
>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s
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>>26425063
>>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
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>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
>Other. Hell no!
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>>26425063
>>"...I'm listening."
Let's at least hear the midget out before we say no.

Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
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>>26425116
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>>26425063
>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
Much as the thought amuses me, I don't see the point of trying to make them all jelly
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>>26425063
>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
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>>26425063

>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."

That's not how we're solving this problem. Fuck that.
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>>26425063
>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
How about no.
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>>26425063

"We're trying to build a team around mutual respect and trust, having one crew be an object of lust for the others is not what we've worked for."
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>>26425063
>"Nope."
Moonwalk out of the room.
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>"No. Nonono. Nonononono." Say this line in English, then openly give a prayer for baby Jesus. It'll confuse the hell out of them.
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>>26425158
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>>26425063
>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
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>>26425063
>"No. Nonono. Nonononono. Nyet. Nein. Non.
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>>26425063

Well, we dug our own grave...

anyway:

>No. Nonono. Nonononono.
>My crew and I aren't some prizes to be claimed
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>>26425063
>>"...I'm listening."

Let's at least see where she's going with this before we take a side.
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>>26425063
>"No. Nonono. Nonononono."
If we're going to objectify ourselves for anything it'll be as a weapon
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"Nope." You say, definitively.

"Wait, just hear me out-"

"Nope." You say putting your hands out in front of you for emphasis.

"If they all think that doing well in-" She continues, grinning evilly at the thought of such an emotionally manipulative idea.

"Nope. Nope. Nope." You say, standing up from your seat.

"Senshado will get the attention of your crew..." The idea that your crew would be put in such an uncomfortable position was probably also a huge bonus for her.

"Uh-uh. Nope." You say, straightening your shirt and adjusting your pants.

"They'll fall all over each other trying to be the best!" She says quickly, trying to convince you.

"Nope, nein, never, nyet!" You repeat as you walk to the door and open it.

"It would totally work!" She yells as you walk out the door.

"NO! GOOD DAY, MA'AM." You say as you slam the door closed.
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>>26425496
NEXT TIME ON GUPQ
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>>26425496

Next time on GuPQ

>We better not get roped into this shit I swear to God I will be angry
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>>26425431

See that's what we would do! But Russels here, he's an awkward teenager who freaks out at the mere tought of "Girls, wat do?" (Despite having one on his team he's clearly bro' with, and could get help from, but yeah, that's another can of worms). The very idea of being put up as some sort of target for the attention of over a dozen girls would send him running for the hills...

Not that it will matter, Anzu being Anzu, she'll make it happen no matter what our stance on the matter is...
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>>26425515
>We totally give in to Anzu anyway
>THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>Shit didn't we promise Yukari a date?
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>>26425530
She's easily distracted, remember. We just need to have a friendly match with the volleyball club while she's around
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Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest!

>Nope.
>No no no. Nope.
>Afternoon Senshado practice- let's get our frank honesty on!

Girls und Panzer Quest will return sometime this week- I'm changing departments so my schedule is a bit in flux right now, but I'll announce the days/times on Twitter as I find out.

Speaking of which: Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and to know when the thread goes live!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
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>>26425528

Oh, we will... That's Anzu for you!

And we didn't even talked about the main subject, dammit!
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>>26425553

Could work... Could also motivate her in her shenanigans to get her share of beefcake!
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>>26425621
>get her share of beefcake
Oh god she's going to get the StuCo team spraying us with hoses every time she can, isn't she?
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>>26425621
No no, not so far. This is just to sate her dissapointment
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>>26425644

considering how devious she can be, I'd say hosing us down is a distinct probabilty, but she'll probably convince (one of) the other teams to do it. She's good at getting other people to do what she wants...
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>>26425644
>>26425704

and then one of our team (probably us) gets sick.
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>>26425534
>Shit didn't we promise Yukari a date?
OH SHIT WE DID DIDN'T WE?
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>>26425862
One that she asked us to, no less.
She wants the TD
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>>26425888
And she totally used the word 'date' didn't she?

Oh god we Yukari route now.
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>>26425862

Well yeah but we wont get there in the next thread. Seems to be 1 conversation per thread.
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>>26425916
She didn't, but she was looking to Rose for support before she asked us over
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>>26425916
>And she totally used the word 'date' didn't she?
No. SHe just asked if we wanted to come over, and if we'd ever seen The Beast.
The Beast is a GREAT movie, by the way.
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>>26425916

You sound like you think this is a bad thing...

Anyway, after our little watery demonstration, Yukari will probably have some concurrence. To the MC's horror and our delight!
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>>26425958
>>26425991
Jokes on us. It's the other The Beast.

Tentacles!
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>>26429236
Joke...or sexyfuntimes?


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