Tell me stories, /tg/.Stories of adventure, mystery, romance, and betrayal.Only then will I let you go.
Here's a story called GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
But, Ms. Harpy, what if I don't want to go?
well one time i went outside to just walk to the jiffy mart...>adventureI had no idea what i was going for, but my friend told me to meet him there...>mysteryWhen i arrived, the most beautiful woman happened to be just walking out. We met eyes for a moment, before drawing away...>RomanceThen that bitches boyfriend walked out after her>Cold hard betrayal
>>26381702I recite the portfolio of George Lucas
>>26381801That isn't betrayal at all.
I went on an adventure to cure my boredom, going to /b/ for no reasonBut there, in a thread, a mysterious figure, but little to no show of her treasonShe was beautiful in form, and I liked was I saw, and moved my mouse and then clicked-And then I was startled and god, I felt sickened, because I now saw she had a dick.
>>26381793Then we'll be making our own story, you and me.
>>26381702I'm interested in that harpy art, really like it
>>26381885Meanwhile on /d/, we squealed with gleeFor a futa meant fun for you and me.It may be sickening, but the plot is thickeningOf all the ways we could give her a dickening.
>>26381996Anon speaks of dicks/A poem that rhymed quite well/A man with no shame/
>>26381793DAMMIT ALICE, IT ISN'T PSYKER HUGGING TIME.>>26381702AND YOU TOO. FUCK OFF, BIRD.
>>26381855Sure it is. As /a/ has taught us all, any woman who looks at any man but you is a cold hearted slut.
>>26381759>implying any of us can sleep
But, OP.I don't WISH to go.
>>26381843One of the best things I have ever read on 4chan.
>>26382098Rhyming is my business, my friend.A barrel of fun that won't end.But for futas I must sayI'd fuck 'em todayAs long as their dicks don't bend!
>>26382098Haikus are so patently easyTo see one leaves me feeling queasyBut one about dicksAnd internet tricksSomehow avoids ending up cheezy
>>26382222These Rhymes you have spoke/Clever lines of such baroque/Mayhaps I try too?/>>26382226A Haiku can suck/Often people can get stuck/One tries to construe/
Adventure:Once upon a time an old man entered into a cupboard to find himself within a book that ever wrote itself by the actions of the writer who controled the fate of the book.Mystery:The old man, writing the greatest fantasy ever is cut short as the book takes on a darker tone of a villanous victory and much find the dragon hermit to find out what happened to the sorcerer prince and find a way to retake control of the stories flow.RomanceAdmist it all, he remembers somberly of his wife who was a writer, whose only yearning was to write children novels of great fantasy, but due to failure of her immune system became deathly ill and passed away. Her dreams being ever present in his heart, which is why he took the journey in the first place.Betrayal:The sorcerer prince who the old man has guided to save the world turns out to have taken the villans place as to defy the old man's wishes yearning to be free from the fate a single man put upon him to fufill his selfish desires.
>>26381702So like this one time me and my bros decided to go kill this wizard, but he was actually hiding beneath the castle the whole time. I thought the princess was totally into me but it turns out that she was totally into the evil wizard. We killed them both and took their stuff.
>>26382226That is because, plebHaiku are supposed to beMore than three lines longAverage Haikusare supposed to flow prop'lybut I kind of suckThis is supposed toContinue for a whole pageor more, but I can'tBitch don't knock on thingsbefore you've properly triedto do them yourself
>>26382480An honest attempt/Defending the based haiku/However, bad try.../
>>26382480I write a haikuAs I wake from my slumberTo practice vocabIt helps me improvWhen I GM my campaignsSomething quite usefulThe perfect haikuRe-count all the syllablesFuck me, nevermind
>>26382556What was incorrect?In my attempt to haiku.Could you show me, friend?
One time while really bored on the job, I spoke in Haikus to my supervisor about all the situations we were discovering on deck.You would be surprised how often people speak a Haiku in normal conversation on accident. Happens all the time>Hey im leaving now>I left dinner in the fridge>I love you darling.Gotcha bitch!>...why did i marry you?
>>26382679Man, once someone accidentally haiku'd me in a text conversation, cue an hour back and forth in nothing but haiku.
This harpy's divided usI know that it's badDemandin' all of these stupid storiesAnd drivin' us madWe've got to band togetherAnd slaaaay the evil beast!Quarter her bodyFor the chicken wing feastLight all the torches!Raise hell with your blades!And we will smite the fearAnd deal justice in spaaaaaaades!
>>26382677the most simply put/It was just full of slang words/Not bad, but... often, Haikus are an expression of vocabulary knowledge. To write a page of them only using actual full words is an excellent exercise to help stretch out the old grey matter. You got the format correct..... but things like "prop'ly" are considered cheating technically lol /
>>26382708haha been there. Good stuff>>26382768And to further clarify, Because a Haiku is so easy to write, its not so much a poem as it is a puzzle to practice.
>>26382768I am aware, but couldn't think of a way to quickly phrase it otherwise, also most haiku are for allusions nature and stuff, and don't need to be 5-7-5, just 17 syllables over 3 lines
>>26382812And I just realized we derailed a story thread with poetry. What is wrong with me.
>>26382728How wicked was that? Those beetz, dawg, be phat!Its like possible, you are the funkiest cat.That Harpy bitch doomed; Plucked feathers from plume.Within these sick threads will forever be tombed
Never change, /tg/, never change.
>>26382996Well if we have to have this thread every fucking day, we may as well make it good.
god dammit harpy we did this already
Are you not entertained?
>>26382847There is nothing wrong with any poetry, my good man/and or lady!Why, for the OP asked for a story, and are not poems like Beowulf and the Illiad both stories?While we lack a flow, we surely make it up in character.I started the rhyming spree, sorry if you're disappointed, OP
>>26383096True enough I suppose, If I had the Tain bo Cuilange I'd type it out for you guys, but I haven't found a place that sells it.
>>26383036Down from Asgard, where I'm considered notoriousBurdened by purpose I label as gloriousYour pathetic resistance I merely allowTell me, where are your Avengers now?
>>26381702Harpy,Oh bird lady,What would you have me say,For no story of mine awes more,Than you.
>>26381815But that's poetry
>>26383449that image is both adorable and horrifying.
I love this thread
>>26381702BY THE NINE. YOU AGAIN?
>>26381843This...actually is one of the best things I've read on 4chan
Do we have to do this every time we pass by?Can't we get an offer on multiple passes? It's really cutting into our time.
>>26384753It's too bad it's unreadable thanks to that cumgutter color scheme.
>>26381952>>26381793>>26381702>some time later
We used to have story threads.They were called roll dice image threads.
>>26388138>some intermediate time in the middle
Harpy thread?Or do you want my notsocreepy pasta?
>>26388239God damn it captcha, your not a subject, your a jumble of words!
>>26388250Papi best butt
>>26388269The best butts.
>>26388239I think OP wants storytime. But Harpies is fine as well!
>>26388138>>26388192But... they're both female...
>>26388192You know, it really looks like she has sewn her teeth together.Which is pretty horrifying when you think how that process went.
>>26388358Well, you can have centaur swimsuit.Have my copy pasta too.>Sitting at home, playing some vidya.>Phone rings, I look at the caller ID.>Unavailable. Well, so am I.>Few moment later the ringing stops, and the answering machine starts up.>Dead silent for a few brief seconds.>Then unearthly babbling blares over the answering machine's speakers.>Baffled, I sit there.>Then the eldritch noise turns into more of a tune.>It sounds like "Happy Birthday".>Then a voice, in broken English says:>"Hello, Lucy, its your long lost Brazilian family wishing you a happy birthday".Lucy will never get this message.
>>26382232I prefer Herzog's rendition.
>>26388138God damn magic science babies, I tell ya.