THE WORST TIME OF THE WEEK HAS COME. PREPARE YOUR ANUS. Also the Singapore Armed Forces can go suck a dick.You are Witold Urbanowicz, Polish Triple Ace, and it has been a good month at Kunming Air Base.You've managed to integrate with the 75th Fighter Squadron well enough. You've also gotten yourself rated for the P-40. And about time too, for the Martians are now raiding human-held lands with impunity.Your days are busy; either full of teaching unruly students and cadets or batting off alien fighter craft. You're not sure which of the three you'd have to pick. The cadets are so raw you've briefly thought of passing them if they didn't crash their planes. The witches are constantly fighting among themselves to pay attention. And the aliens are about to run you ragged with their unpredictable schedules.Today, though, the 75th Squadron is up in the air, responding to a mayday signal from a transport aircraft convoy. Reports said they've come under Martian attack. What the reports didn't mention though......unfolds right in front of your eyes. A single C-46, its cargo bay doors open to the cold winds, with men firing out of it as what appears to be a Witch taking off from inside the plane, while the sleek Martian fighters and its heavier counterpart, the somewhat boxy and ungainly... planes surround the plane like a fighter convoy."Took ya flyboys long enough. I had to deploy my cargo early, damn you." A rough, almost menacing voice growls at you.[ ] Respond[ ] Defer
>>26379884[x] RespondSomething disparaging about ground forces?
>>26379884You are not Ghost Division.
>>26380044Ghost runs Tuesdays and had to put down his best friend.I run Thursdays and can't put down my massive self-loathing even if I wanted to.
>>26379884>[x] RespondFlight faster next time.>>26380044No he is Tasty Hamsters.
>>26380109>I run Thursdays and can't put down my massive self-loathing even if I wanted to.We love you anyway Hamster.
>>26379884>[ ] RespondSarcastic response time! "So sorry to be late to the ball, princess"Also, are you Kotters? If you are, welcome back into the fold. If not, thank yo for the quest so far!
>>26379884>[ ] Respond
>>26379884[x] Respond"NOBODY CAAAAARES."
>>Strike Witches China TimeZhongguo Tong represent.>>26380250>[x] RespondWith this.
Sarcastic response it is. Writing!
Rolled 11, 14, 20 = 45"Well, pilot. Kunming offers its sincerest apologies. Our fairy godmothers had to be calmed down first before we could take to the skies." You respond. Whoever was crazy enough to fly through Martian-owned airspace was probably mad enough to have his loadmasters fire their dinky guns at the enemy."Identify yourself, pilot." You demand."That's GENERAL Tom Hardin to you, flyboy, and I've got a special care package for you, courtesy of General Stilwell himself. More critical than Doolittle's fuckin' fuel, he says." His voice is like a whip cracking. You hardly flinch. "Now if you excuse me, the care package demands to be let out at our bogies and we sure as hell hope to never do that again."Which is when the lightshow happens. A bright magic circle engulfs the whole transport plane, signalling the takeoff of a Witch in Strikers. You've never seen that before, much less on a transport plane. Out of the plane then pops one, then another Witch."...Kunming squad, please respond. Over." A crisp, feminine voice cuts into the radio."This is the 75th Fighter Squadron. Please identify yourself, over." your immediate superior, Major Tex Hill responds."Flight Lieutenants Veronica Coppens and Anabuki Tomoko of the Joint China Witch Task Force I'd advise you to stay clear of the tail end of the plane, over." the crisp voice responds."Roger. Form up on me. Over and out." The transmission ends.No sooner than the Witches form up on Tex's wing, the Martians attack. The heavy flying boxes go first, firing their masers at the C-46. Their shots go wide. The silver needles hang back, waiting for a break in the fire.Both are formidable targets. Which do you attack first?[ ] The flying boxes.[ ] The Martian fighters.
>>26381115>[ ] The flying boxes.Leave the nimble fighters to the Witches, we can take care of the Martian heavy fighters in the meanwhile.
>>26381115>[x] The Martian fighters.
>>26381115>[ ] The flying boxes.We really don't want the Sleds to hit.
>>26381115>[ ] The flying boxes.
>>26381115>[x] The flying boxes.METAL BOXES! THE FOOLISH XENOS!
>>26381115>[X] The flying boxes.Sounds legit.>Anabuki TomokoI'm sure she'll get along swimmingly with our students.
>>26381115>[ ] The flying boxes.we shall show them that they are not safe...IN THE BOX
>>26381115>[ ] The flying boxes.Fuck boxes.
>>26381395Oh crap, now I remember her.This will not end well.
Right, so it's time for SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSINDRI!Enjoy this little video while I go write up the next bit.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzVaEf7_UD4
>>26381452>[X] The flying boxes.THE COHWARDZ. THE FEWLZ!
>>26380044Good maybe we'll get some character development.
>>26381451She kinda has lone samurai mentality to her in the sidestories, and teamwork sort of a foreign concept.Sooo...yeah, not the kind of person we want fresh cadets to be around.
>>26381584That and if she brings up Nanjing she'll be lynched.
>>26381584Isn't that basically basically japanese to a stupid extent? Then again I can't say I'm fond of her as she seems so stereotypically a japanese witch, similar to a stereotypically german which being some hardass ice queen.
>>26381115[X] The flying boxes.
The silver little Martian craft look like tempting targets, but you know what they're capable of. Sort of. The flying boxes, on the other hand, are largely unknowns. Unknowns usually mean trouble."Tex, I'll take a wingman and attack the boxes. You take the Witches and deal with the fighters." You ask."Right. Over." Tex responds.A P-40 joins you in gaining some altitude on the boxes. They seem slow and ungainly as the both of you prepare to assault them.Which is when you realize that one of them looks nothing like the others. Flying in formation with the flying bozes is... something extremely alien to you. It's sleeker than your P-40, painted black with red and blue highlights, and well, it looks more like a wedge than a flying metal box. And it's turning to meet the both of you.[ ] Call for backup.[ ] CHARGE.[ ] Tell your wingman to break off and attack the other boxes while you play the deadliest game of chicken with your formidable foe.
>>26381856>[X] CHARGE.Hit it before that fucking thing turns, the others are probably preoccupied with the needles and disengaging to assist us will be risky at this point.
>>26381856>[ ] Tell your wingman to break off and attack the other boxes while you play the deadliest game of chicken with your formidable foe.From what I've gathered of the real Witold, he WOULD be this crazy.
>>26381584Funny enough it doesn't stop her from having fans, likely due to her looks.[x] Tell your wingman to break off and attack the other boxes while you play the deadliest game of chicken with your formidable foe.Charging recklessly isn't a good idea.
>>26381957She is cute I guess, but I get the feeling that most of our interactions with one another is butting heads and trying everything in our power to have her stay away from our students.No thank you, the lone wolf is bad juju in the military unless you're a sniper.
>>26382014well not everyone can be cute, likable and a good soldier/witch.
>>26382014She does get a bit better in the novels. Just a little bit.And then she has to fend off raging homosexuals.
Ahahaha. WE CHARGE NOW.Writing.
>>26381856>[ ] Tell your wingman to break off and attack the other boxes while you play the deadliest game of chicken with your formidable foe.No sense in getting both of us tangled up with whatever this is.
>>26382130Didn't she have to fend off the homosexuals from the very beginning?
>>26381582>>26381582>Any SWQ>good character developmentHAAAAAAAAAA
>>26380044And people say these quests arent just porn.
>>26381856Tell your wingman to break off and attack the other boxes while you play the deadliest game of chicken with your for,able foe
>>26382209There was some happening in SWQ, otherwise more people would be upset that Minna won (as in your scenario she'd stay a bitchy tsundere)
>>26382238>There was some happening in SWQHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASWQ was the worst of the bunch. Worse even than 89.
>>26382238She won because she was the only character that had any development.
>>26382404Not true, to be worse than SW89 it requires negative character development.>>26382437and not because of being a redhead tsundere and planefag putting trude on the bus?
>>26382494I would say somehow managing to be worse than the source material counts.
>>26382494I like sw89
>>26382595I still like it some but the lack of development of some characters is starting to get to me, especially with how Ghost seems to go out of his way to avoid it.
>>26382494Deal with it.
You switch over to a private channel. "Climb another three hundred metres and dive on my mark." you command your wingman. The other P-40 peels off your six and gains altitude.Which leaves you facing off against three heavies. You've faced worse odds. You're level with the lead plane, which is unsurprisingly, the black one you've noticed. This is usually a bad idea, but the pilot seems to be more brave than smart and he hasn't called his support to break off or something."Lead, I'm at three hundred above your position. Your orders?" your wingman breaks in."Attack the black one. NOW." The plane shudders as you unleash the fury of John Browning onto the alien craft. Your shots hit true, as well as your wingman's. The other boxes break off and the black one turns to face you, seemingly shrugging off the barrage like it was nothing. You note he's flying a bit more defensively.[ ] The Deadliest Game Of Chicken.[ ] Get over him.
>baseless and/or completely inaccurate accusationsI'd like to see you fags write better.None of the SWQ runners are what I'd call 'great' but it's not like they're competing for literary prizes here.>>26382631[x] Get over ithim.
>>26382631>[x] Get over him.And don't forget about his wingmates!
>>26382595You have awful taste.
>>26382631>[x] Get over him.
>>26382631[X] Get over him.
>>26382631I never understood how Metal Slug Martians got tied into all this Strike Witch bullshit.
>>26382795Planefag did it.
>>26382841What a cunt, shitting on Metal Slug like that.But really? Thats it? Everyone just shamelessly rips off this planefag dude without one shred of originality? Is this like some kinda weird extended fanfictionverse that has cut itself off from the regular show or something? I dun geddit.
>>26382616Fair enough, Irish some character development does show up sometimes but all things considering it's a good game
>>26382889>rips offuhthey ask him if they can run other quests set in the same 'versehe says yesplanefag originally ran the quest because he was sick of all the MEN ARE USELESS shit in strike witches canon
>>26382897the main issue is Katya; for all the time she's had in the story, she doesn't have much development to show. On the other hand Ice and Slider have gotten some.>>26382941And all the interesting military stuff was wasted in favor of magical girl tropes, yuri fodder an fanservice.
>>26382941So wait. He got mad. That a show bout them magical girls.Made magical girls special?I stand corrected, hes a goddaamn gigacunt. Thats like bitching that mechs are viable weapons platforms in a gundam series.Anyways, thanks for clearing up my question about it being a fanfictionverse type deal. Still stupid that he made it a Metal Slug crossover, though.
>>26383015It's not a Metal Slug crossover. The Martians just happen to look like the Metal Slug aliens. That's all.
>>26383015thing is if it was just another magical girl show, he'd have left it alone but it used various WW2 stuff to help enrich it and thus it got his and various others' attention before realizing what SW vanilla amounted to: not much.
>>26383059>not muchBesides asses and titties, anyway.But by god, the asses and titties were without equal.
>>26383035Thats still incredibly dumb. >>26383059So he got mad that a WW2 Magical Girl show was about WW2 Magical Girls? I am running out of prefixes to attach to the word cunt, but hopefully you get the idea.
>>26383102SO WAIT. This is new information. He was mad at titties and ass? Hes not a cunt at all, hes a fucking cockbag.
>>26383106>>26383120He was mad that the WW2 content was basically ignored. Yes there are a few references but the overarching theme is 'men are useless we must rely on little girls with sparkles and airplane legs to save us'.
>>26383102well the fanservice wasn't bad, then again I watched it with only one expectation: a few shots of Lynette's and Shirley's tits; I was not disapointed. I feel sorry for whoever was expecting more than that, yuri fodder and Miyafuji being hte Madoka of the series.>>26383106You seem to have selective listening as you ignored what I said.>>26383120Thing is the show seemed to promiise more militaryish stuff than it actually delievered. Higher expectations and all.
>>26383143Man, I dont even do the magical girls, but that doesnt mean I feel the need to try to 'fix' them. Thats pretentious as all hell.>>26383160>but the overarching theme is 'magical girls will save the day'.I still dont see whats worth getting so worked up about and making 8 shitty generic quests over.>>26383166Sounds to me like he just got pissy that a magical girl show feature magical girls. And he is a cockbag for hating on TnA.
>>26383240where's that picture of Fry going "not suer if troll or just stupid" picture as it fits your response
>>26383240Disappointment and anger are valid motivations.And while I was amused at all the little references, I was always quite sure vanilla SW was all about the Yuri and softcore porn. After all, yuri is the purest form of love.Also, writing.
The only advantage you know you've got over him is the element of surprise. And he probably will call his wingmates to start attacking you.So instead of charging at him, you opt for the more dangerous "up and over". It's a dangerous manuver, but you're sure the plane is capable of it.The both of you charge at each other. The black plane's pilot holds steady, refusing to break off. To his credit, he's not firing any of his weapons yet.The distance between the both of you is eaten up quickly. Three hundred, two hundred, one hundred, seventy-five, fifty...That's when you break off in a high-g turn, surprising the hell out of the enemy pilot. You're just metres away from his plane as you pass over him.All things said, it was a perfect turn. Now all you have to do is get behind him and-His two wingplanes catch you off guard. They've sandwiched you in, but their formation is a bit sloppy.[ ] Attack the nearest plane.[ ] Can we Immelman? YES WE CAN (die to maser fire)[ ] Poor Wingman-kun, left out in the cold.
>>26383728[x] Attack the nearest plane.
>>26383728[x] Poor Wingman-kun, left out in the cold.This is why we fly with a wingman!
>>26383728[X] Can we Immelman? YES WE CAN (die to maser fire)
>You are currently voting on thread 26379884 ("Shitty China Waifu Quest #3")>Its current score is -1 after 1 votes.pfthahahasomeone mad
>>26383797>being so new that you dont know about Downvote-KunHe likely isnt even in this thread, he just downvotes every single quest.
>>26383492I disagree. At least, not in the way he went about it.
Rolled 3We're tied! Amazing. I'll wait for votes for a few more minutes before I use the diceroll.
>>26383728>[ ] Attack the nearest plane.
>>26383728[X] Attack the nearest plane.
Rolled 3You key in to the private channel again. "Take care of my six." "Roger, over."Now comes the tricky bit. Being sanwiched was a bad thing, but they don't call the sandwich one of the oldest trick in the book for nothing. There are many ways to break the sandwich, but you opt for the most dangerous one: taking the bait.The lead plane's moving a little faster than your pursuer. Taking advantage of this, you quickly gain a little altitude. The other one shoots on cue. You neatly roll away, narrowing dodging the maser.The lead box is still flying, giving you a neat target on his rear. You opt to wait, rolling to dodge fire from behind.You hear an explosion and a whoop of joy soon after. "BOGEY DOWN!" you hear your wingman exclaim. you take this chance to shoot the lead box's wing off.Now you're left with the big black one. You and your wingman try to corner the-"YOU'RE TOO DAMN CLOSE! BREAK OFF!" A shrill, high-pirched voice cuts into your radio.[ ] Ignore[ ] "Tex, what the hell is going on?"
>>26384519>[ ] "Tex, what the hell is going on?"Methinks he isn't doing that just because.
>>26384519>[ ] "Tex, what the hell is going on?"
>>26384519[x] "Tex, what the hell is going on?"GODDAMNIT ROOKIES
>>26384519>[ ] "Tex, what the hell is going on?"Please don't say that Anabuki did something stupid.
I'm not sure If anyone has said this yet but I think gap an elf is hamster.also>>26384519[ ] "Tex, what the hell is going on?"
>>26384519>[ ] "Tex, what the hell is going on?"It's the rookies, isn't it?
"Tex, what the hell is going on?" You ask."You've waded in a bit too close to this furball, and from the sound of her voice and utter disregard of combat communications regulations, I'd wager you've cut into her personal space." Tex replies. "We do appreciate the help, though." he adds.You look at the sky briefly. There's a big battle going on, all right, and Tex was right."She's all yours, Witold." The radio cuts off, only to be replaced by a familiar shrill voice. "Well, don't just stand there! Do something!" Ironic, considering she's the one "standing" in the middle of a hot battlefield.And the black heavy fighter's nowhere in sight. Always a bad idea.[ ] Join the furball.[ ] Look for the heavy fighter.[ ] Tell Miss Shrillyvoice to look into the case of the missing plane while you and your wingmate squash some Martian bugs.
>>26384900>[ ] Look for the heavy fighter, send our wingman up; we'll cover his six.That Martian was an ace; no way do we disregard him.
>>26384900[x] Tell Miss Shrillyvoice to look into the case of the missing plane while you and your wingmate squash some Martian bugs.And then we save her pantless ass and she has no choice but to be thankful.Then we tell her to train the rookies HAHAHAHA!
>>26384920>Then we tell her to train the rookies HAHAHAHA!Sweet Zombie Jesus no.She has the entirely wrong kind of additudes we want to teach our erstwhile students.
>>26384900>[ ] Tell Miss Shrillyvoice to look into the case of the missing plane while you and your wingmate squash some Martian bugs.
>>26384900[X] Tell Miss Shrillyvoice to look into the case of the missing plane while you and your wingmate squash some Martian bugs.And here's the start to a beautifu-No wait, wrong thing to say.This will be hilarious.
>>26384900[X] Tell Miss Shrillyvoice to look into the case of the missing plane while you and your wingmate squash some Martian bugs.She's far more survivable than us (because sparkles) and therefore far more likely to survive an encounter with our new friend.
WELP. Guess everyone wants miss ShrillySparkles to look for the ace!Writing.
>>26385282Not every one.Just the ones that are more about shenanigans than actually killing Martians.
>>26385315>>26385117Stop running around screaming that we're idiots.
>>26385315What the fuck are you event talking about.We ARE killing Martians and there is no shenanigans to be had in this choice.
>>26385335WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW STUPID WE'RE BEING!
"Alright. So, Lieutenan-" "Anabuki Tomoko." "Right. Lieutenant, there's a stray Martian plane that's around here somewhere. I need you to find him and radio us his coordinates. He's black, with red and blue trimmings." you order you new wingwitch."But there's a bigger battle over there and I'm sure I'll be more hel-" You cut her off before she fnishes."The more important thing is to find this Martian fighter. He can bring more weapons to bear at us and we're awfully busy with the Martian fighters. We still don't know what he's really capable of and that's a bad th-" And you're cut off by her."But the Martian Fighters are also dangerous an-" You cut her off again. It's starting to get annoyingly repetitive."Furthermore, you are an air combat Witch. You are more agile, more manuverable, have magic shields and better radio communications than an entire squadron of Kittyhawks. Which is, by the way, busy fighting the Martian planes you want at so badly. You are more than capable of handling any surprises from this unknown enemy than any of the planes here. Do I make myself clear, Lieutanant?" You say. You had to make some tricky turns to avoid being shot up.You hear her mumble something. It's more of that strange language. It takes her a short while before she utters confirmation of her orders and peels off to look for the missing fighter.Which is just as well, considering you're already in that big furball you were about to avoid.(cont)
It's a lot different from what you've had to face. The Germans were really good pilots, but these aliens? They're something else altogether. Their sleek silver craft turns and rolls like a charm, far surpassing anything humanity could design. And their weapons were also extraordinary. Crude homing missiles. Seemingly dumbfire rockets that hit a lot closer than you'd expect them to. And those masers. Humanity has never seen anything like that used in combat before. To say nothing about their pilots. They moved with a oneness that could be considered creepy. Their reflexes were a bit poor, but they're still pretty sharp. Tactics-wise, you've heard that some of them were a bit... alien. But from your first-hand experience, you know that they're adapting to Earth tactics very well. Well, no time to praise the enemy. You've got work to do.=================================And welp, we're done for now.NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST CHINA:THE RETURN OF THE ACEWHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THERE'S TWO MORE WITCHES IN THE PLANE, AND ONE OF THEM THINKS I'M SOME SORT OF A HEROAND EVEN MORE ALIENS CRASHLANDING INTO A FIELD AT TERMINAL VELOCITYYYYYYYYYYYSWQ CHINA WILL RETURN NEXT WEEK AT THE SAME 4CHAN TIME, SAME 4CHAN CHANNEL. BE THERE OR JUST CHECK THE FUCKING TWITTER OR SOMETHING.https://twitter.com/SpahamIsHamsterAlso i think I'll stick around to answer questions and shit.
>>26385732Too short.Needs more Punchangry McRagefighter witch.
>>26385770The shortness critique is noted. I'll try to run it a bit longer for future threads. As for more As for Mongolian Witch, well, be patient. There's a reward for those who wait.
>>26385770More interested in the new hero-worshiping witch, this sounds like it could be amusing.Is she Polish by any chance?
>>26386000Finnish, actually. She's freakin' adorable. And she is not4lewdz.Of course it'd be hilarious. What do you mean it's not gonna be hilarious.
>>26386028Did you run another quest before this one? I could swear your style seem familiar.
>>26386028Wait, I just realised something.So we have two members of the Misfits here, does that mean the others are as well?Also, is Elizabeth 4 lewds?
>>26386028She's totally for lewds. All of them
>>263861462 cool for lewds
>>26386146Kathy's at Barin. Beurling is out somewhere else. I know too little about Cenna and fuck that other Japanese Misfit. I don't know anything about lewding witches.>>26386089Hamster Quest was a short-lived abortion. I'd like to run another one set in the Spelljammer Universe, though.
>>26386234>Beurling is out somewhere else.