So, /tg/! You think you can stat the GREATEST HERO of ALL TIME?
Medium Human PlumberStrength: 10Dexterity: 9Constitution: 24Intelligence: 9Wisdom: 7Charisma: 4
>>26331567>implying wario is a plumber>under 20 str
>>26331531Divine Rank 0 Male Neutral Human Rogue 20/Bard 10
>>26331608>Rogue 20>Implying Wario is anywhere sneaky>When he sticks out like a sore thumb>And his preferred method of stealing is pile-driving anything in his way
>>26331657Rogue doesn't have to be sneakystabby. It can just as easily be a thug who fights dirty.
Speed: HighAcceleration: LowWeight: High
>>26331685I would't have thought Wario a dirty fighter, it's just that he rams everything into submission.
>>26331750He's not a rogue per se, he's just a brawler who coincidentally likes to steal things.
but I already stated my daemon blooded, celestial mantled, dragon half elf with the Eye of Ragnarok
>>26331762Exactly. I think we can probably all agree on the neutral alignment though.
>>26331567Now, I wonder how he would be in FATE...
>>26331800>True Neutral>Not Lawful ChaoticStay pleb.It's like you don't even know wario.
>implying wario is a heroWhen has wario ever done anything that wasn't for himself?
>>26332038>Lawful chaotic>Not neutral chaoticIt's like you haven't even played Super Mario Land 2
>>26332104Wait, what's lawful chaotic?
>>26332122Wario, for one.
>>26332162Lawful and chaotic are on different ends of the alignment scale. What you're trying to describe is true neutral, unless you have some other way or describing "lawful chaotic"
Sure, where is he? Is he hiding behind Wario?
>>26332245That was the joke.But Wario seems to have a refined system of being chaotic beyond the normal standards of traditional morality.Having his attunement and power-source coming from set and known things (Unlike chaotic sorcerers) such as Garlic, and eating/vomiting motorcycles.He is horrendously greedy and covetous, of which Usually is a trait of Lawful or Neutral characters, desiring things that are based upon an ordered society. Standard chaotic characters tend to favor things that are less superficial such as a good drink or the sounds of a burning orphanage.
>>26332245A neutral person with bipolarity disorder.
>>26332104Wario would actually be a really fun BBEG to fight against/ally to fight with, considering the antics he gets up to.>Wario crashes through bank wall, steals gold, puts it in sack, runs away. PC's have to follow is trail with laughably easy scout checks, following the trail of trampled wildlife, broken trees, and smell of garlic.>Wario needs PC's to carve his face on the moon/planet/sun/whatever his face needs carving on.>Wario has been going on a rampage/adventure, depending if Wario's the one telling the story, to find the fabled golden garlic plant, defended by an secret order of monks sworn to poverty.>Wario wants to beat up the demonic personification of greed, take his stuff.
>>26332339Actually, that seems about right for Wario, now it's explained more.
>>26332383Part two>Wario buys mansion filled with ghosts, PC's are brought in to not fight the ghosts but move his treasure hoard in. Ghosts fight back regardless, Wario never notices the ghosts.>Pirates steal Wario's stuff, everything sailing on the ocean gets caught in the crossfire.>Wario sets up Olympic style tournament, puts his face on everything, insists that tasks be completed in quick succession and in absurdly short time limits.>Wario becomes Mayor/King/Grand High Lama Llama, taxes are set to 200%.
>>26332511Part three>Wario commissions giant gold statue of himself, every bandit in 25-mile diameter is going to try to steal what amounts to a king's ransom in a terribad looking statue.>Wario's brother Waluigi shows up, Wario wants him out of there ASAP.>Wario sets up a charity. The charity is for Wario, no one else.>Vampires hire you to move Wario somewhere, ANYWHERE, that isn't right next to their meetinghouse. He's stinking up the place so badly it's ridiculous.
>>26332678No feedback? I'm going to continue for a bit more, I think.
>>26332829Part 4>Wario starts a gold mine, finds EVERYTHING but gold. This includes ancient ruins, monsters, hidden evils, and fucktons of spiders/bats.>Wario builds bigger mansion. This isn't a quest, he just always is doing this when he gets too much treasure to store in his old one.>Wario finds Bagworld.>Wario wages war on the quasi-elemental plane of minerals, in an effort to take all the riches.
>>26333049Part 5>Wario wants his treasure to be able to defend itself, makes loads of gold golems and gem golems. He then instructs his golems to get more gold/gems and turn them into golems. This turns into one of the following.>1, you need to stop the golems before they take all the gems and gold ever.>2, Wario wants you to stop the golems before they get all the money and leave the planet to find more wealth, leaving Wario penniless.
>>26333141why not both? Also, this is hilarious
Waifus: 0Money: All
>>26333141Part 6>Wario is first pioneer to an alternate dimension (yours) and start looting EVERYTHING.>Wario dies, gets sent to hell, proceeds to wreak everything. The demons try to send him to a diferent afterlife, any other afterlife, will someone please take him.>>26333182Thanks, good to see someone's reading this. If anyone else can think of situations for other settings, that would help.
>>26333206Part 7>Wario hypnotizes everyone through their T.Vs, forces them to build, ends up like pic but with Wario.>Wario merchandises himself. Wario toys, Wario garlic, Wario whoopee cushions, Wario cars... the list goes on and on.>Seductress tries to woo Wario for his money. Wario is completely impervious to her advances, she enlists your help.>Wario starts a religion around himself. This could either have the effect of the gods laughing at him, or him getting enough prayer to actually become a minor god. At that point, the gods basically ask some high level PC's to get him out, he's stinking up the whole pantheon.
>>26333441Forgot my pic, whoops.
>>26333203it's like "fuck bitches, acquire currency" personified
>>26333466That's Wario for you! Part 8>Wario kick the diamond-studded gold bucket, gets to afterlife. Realizes his money didn't come with him. PC's are called in to stop Wario from pile-driving everything until he gets his loot back.>Wario needs to win the "best 'Stash" competition at any cost, hires PC's to take out competition subtly because "Sneaky" isn't exactly Wario's middle name.>Wario casts spell, turns everyone into Wario lookalikes. Hijinks ensue.>Wario goes to mad scientist for him to make "Stronger garlic". Mad scientist mishears, garlic abominations everywhere. Wario doesn't mind at all, everyone else is shitting their pants, both at the monsters trying to eat them and the smell.
>>26333203what is that from? I love it
>>26333730It's a cinematic from one of the Wario games for the GBA.
>>26333730Ending cutscene for Wario Land: Shake it! Good game, and not just because of Wario too! Part 9>Wario is imitated by doppelganger, doppelganger is terrible at being Wario, no one cares because new Wario is so much better and smells less.>Wario becomes giant because of a spell, goes on rampage to get more money.>Wario becomes tiny because of a spell, accidentally gets eaten, starts punching cells, tries to steal golden tooth.>Party becomes tiny to take down/heal Wario from the inside, needs gas masks the entire time.
>>26331567Wario actually has a reputation for being much stronger than others, including Mario and Luigi (but probably not Bowser and maybe not DK.) Still, he has his charge attack in most games and is basically the hard hitter in Mario 64 DS.Here's mine:True Neutral Human Treasure Hunter 6/Sorcerer 6Str 20Dex 11Con 16Int 10Wis 8Cha 7Sorcerer because lets not forget in the SML2 backstory he is described is exactly as that, which is why he was able to take over and change Mario Land. Also, through out all the different Wario games he has powers up the wazoo.
>>26333958Oh and before people start harping on me for a Sorcerer with 7 Cha, I think we can agree the Marioverse's definition of "Sorcerer" is probably different than D&D's.
>>26333859Part 10, then I'm taking a break, might do more later.>Wario builds time machine, steals all of his gold from the past to have DOUBLE GOLD. Wario from the future then steals his gold while past Wario pops up in his own time machine to take his gold back. Eventually, armies of Wario wreak everything. PC's need to stop Wario from stealing his gold before this mess happened.>>26333978>Con 16The charisma isn't the part I'm objecting to...
>>26334020One last thing before I go, which I can't do. Which faction would Wario be with in 40K, or would he try to loot them all?
>>26334020You're right, its too high. Although do keep in mind in one game he was virtually invincible. Also, I guess it would still require some mental faculty to cast spells, and Wario certainly isn't a dummy considering some of the schemes he's executed.True Neutral Human Treasure Hunter 6/Sorcerer 6Str 20Dex 11Con 14Int 9Wis 14Cha 7
>>26334093...I was actually saying it was too low there. It's been two games in which he was invincible, Wario lands 2 and 3. The other games, he's still been a powerhouse, with lava, spikes, being eaten, all of that being instant death to Mario only takes off one heart for Wario. I can agree with the other stats though, they seem to be Wario enough. Maybe a bit lower charisma, Wario isn't the kind of guy you'd want to meet.
>>26332511>Wario sets up Olympic style tournament, puts his face on everything, insists that tasks be completed in quick succession and in absurdly short time limits.I snikered
>>26334191I see what your saying, makes sense. I thought you were more going by his portrayals in some other games where he can only take the same amount of punishment as Mario.Ok, as above, but 22 Con and 5 Cha
>>26333859Not the same person but>An invading army conquers Wario's Homeland while he is gone to get more loot, Wario smashes to get back to his stash but ends up liberating the country and becoming king.>Wario finds a Red Dragon who has a bigger stash than he does, Red Dragon hires the party to help defend his stash
>>26334450Perfect! Seems like we have our Wario stats!>>26334513I'm not sure if the dragon has a bigger hoard then Wario or a bigger mustache, but both sound pretty awesome.
>>26334572Also, looks like I'm staying, even though I meant to leave. Oh well, I'm happy here. Part 11!>Wario buys Transylvania. All the vampires there know about Wario's reputation as a walking vampirebane, so they hire the PC's to stop him from entering the country.>Wario buys rockets, fuel, mining equipment, all that. U.S.A/Russia/Whatever biggest spacegoing nation is in the game have been spying on Wario (Gold plated cameras, genius) and hire you to stop him from carving his face on Jupiter/the moon/moons/space station/death star.>Wario V Scrooge McDuck>Wario builds city, no one wants to live there. PC's are hired to conjole people to live there so Wario actually has someone to lord it over.
>>26334020You should feel good about yourself, these were great!
>>26334786Huh. After a quick google search, I discovered an important fact. Wario owns a planet, Scrooge McDuck does not. Well, that solves that problem. Part 12!>Wario is haunted by vengeful spirits a la ghosts of Christmas, but gets the complete wrong message from it. The ghosts return night after night to try and get the message into his head, but it isn't working. Either you're helping the ghosts or Wario at this point.>Who's ever seen mouse hunt? Imagine that, but the mouse moves into Wario's mansion and you're hired to get it out. The mouse has something like 25 dex to make the mission awesome.>>26334835Thanks! I'll continue doing them as long as people are showing interest and I can think them up.
>>26335130Part 13, you guys help with the ideas by talking and offering feedback. Don't be afraid to make your own!>Wario hires maids to clean his mansion, butlers to wait on him, et cetra. This is the setting of your next Maid RPG game.>A cultist ritual requires the sacrifice of the richest man in the city/world/galaxy to be completed. Guess who?>Wario forgets his safe combination to his most priceless treasures. PC's go into Wario's mind to retrieve it.>Wario enters a bike racing tournament. Quoting the wiki here...>This monster bike has an amazing 5,000cc, 4-stroke, 350HP engine capable of pushing it down the road at up to 217 miles per hour. Of course, this road hog is also a fuel hog and gets less than 5 miles to the gallon.>...well, either this is the F-Zero equivalent of bike racing, or you need to sabotage that bike.
>>26335483Part 14>Waluigi is jealous of Wario's riches, needs your help to steal them.>Wario got stolen from, goes on rampage until he gets them back. PC's are called in to find them as quickly as possible, as Wario is a bad searcher.>Wario starts TV show "So you think you can Wario?". It's basically American Idol, but Wario instead or American, or idol, or judges, or performers, or spotlights, or audience...
>>26335818Why is thqat last one so funny
>>26335818>So you think you can WarioIt has Wario giving the contestants specific treasures to steal. The winners get to give said treasures to Wario.
>>26331531I agree, Ashley is the greatest __hero of all time
>PCs hired by Ganondorf to recruit Wario for his forces in Super Smash Bros. Brawl>Wario seeks to further his riches and renown in the Mushroom Kingdom.>Begins his conquest through the many pipeworks that are present in the kingdom.>PCs hired by Mario to defend or hired by Wario to gain control.
>>26335959Bit late to the party there. Part 15 coming soon, needed to take a break there.>>26336008I see people will have Wario antics in the meantime though.
>>26333978actually, it makes perfect sense, because he's obviously a shit sorceror.
>>26334786>Wario V Scrooge McDuckThe truest battle of Lawful Greedy vs Chaotic Greedy there will ever be.
>>26336138I would have thought that they were both True Greedy myself.
>Wario attempts to steal the entire stock market building. You and an elite team of highly trained SWAT members must utilize squad based commands and destructible terrain in order to delay Wario long enough for the building to be evacuated and all the valuable stocks taken to safety.>Wario finds a pipe to Mushroom kingdom, a kingdom-wide recession soon follows. Within weeks the government has disappeared and a corporate dystopia has reduced the streets to a warzone. You, the piperunner, and resident of the Yoshi Quarantine, have been commissioned to assist in the recovery of "key assets" from the abandoned BowserCorp building. Rumor on the street is that your contact, a Toad you know only as "Trip" has a hit put out on him. You have to reach him before the cleaners do, and Wario Multinational isn't just going to wave you through the castle gates.>Skeletor and Wario get locked in a posturing contest, local authorities ask you to investigate strange baby sounds
>>26337303Second one is GENIUS. I'll be posting slower for now, but I'll try to crank some out. Part 15!>Wario takes over Bowser's castle while he's out kidnapping the princess/kart racing, decides to remodel a bit. Bowser returns home, finds everything has Wario's face on it. EVERYTHING. Even the lava. Even the toilets. Even the koopalings.>Wario's mother pays a visit. On her motorbike.>Wario finds out power stars are in space and are gold colored. Cue SUPER WARIO GALAXY.
>>26338269Part 16>Wario accidentally clones himself, loads of Wario.>Wario becomes president, is not happy that he can't just take everyone's money.>Wario finds 4chan.>Wario Vs. Batman
>>26338444>Wario Vs. BatmanKEEP THROWING MONEY UNTIL THE PROBLEM IS SOLVED
>>26338954Part 17, probably going to speed up the ideas, or slow them down. Sorta running out of them, though if you can think of a universe/system which I haven't put Wario's face all over yet, I'll do that.>Wario builds giant mechanical robots in the shape of himself, pilots them inside one another. Think you've beaten Wario? Sha-bam, smaller Wario inside!>Wario buys out Games workshop, starts making only miniatures of himself. >Wario has a birthday party. No one comes except Waluigi and maybe the PC's.>Wario declares his birthday a national holiday, paints everything purple and yellow.
>>26339534Wario battles Hitler so he can in his stead slaughter Jews to get all of the coins.
>>26339534I'd suggest many smaller wario mecha combining into a bigger wario mechaand each of those bigger wario mecha combining into even bigger wario mechaand so on and so forth
>this gold damn threadI LOVE IT!this is officially the best thread on /tg/ right now:>this is it, the final fight, as you walk up the stairs you see a funny looking short man wearing purple and yellow using the BBEG as a footstool.>Wario demands that you the PC's collect him a Giant diamond thats guarded by the spirit of a lawful good avatar of the gods.
>>26339534Part 18>Wario wants to win a game show. Turns out, he's really bad at game shows. Time to help him cheat his way through!>Bowser kidnapped the princess again, and Mario's on vacation! Look's like Wario's the only one that can... Wario, stop looting the treasury. Wario, stop eating all the cakes. Wario, stop replacing all the stained glass windows with ones of you and your money.>Wario fell for the Nigerian prince scam, so he's going to go to Nigeria and punch all the princes until he get's his money back!>>26340003It's not official until you post the picture.
>>26340027Part 19, someone should archive this.>Wario starts a racing tournament on the most ridiculously dangerous roads, then makes it even more dangerous by giving everyone weapons. Quickly becomes the #1 TV show.>Wario Vs. Axe Cop>Wario goes treasure hunting in Incan ruins. A month later, he bursts through a fire hydrant on the other side of the world with the biggest ruby you'll ever see. Treasure hunters everywhere try to find where he found it, from both sides of the tunnel.>Wario Wario's all the Wario right in the Wario Wario.
>>26340492Part 20, if no one's reading this then I'm done.>Wario makes Garlic Ice Cream. Strangely, no one likes it.>Wario starts a talk show, Talking with Wario. It's basically The Oprah Winfrey Show, but Wario instead of Oprah.>Wario manages to tick off the mafia by hijacking their shipments one too many times, and they set up a bomb to his motorcycle. Three battles later, and Wario's the head of the mafia.>Wario obtains a dinosaur, is disappointed that it has feathers instead of scales.
>>26341139That was very relevant, thank you for posting it. Also bump.
Now I want a wario style rpg or board game.
>>26335483>>26334786>>26333859>>26333662>>26333441>>26333206>>26333141>>26333049>>26332678>>26332511ALL OF THIS
>>26341755It was fun writing all of it for tu guys too! Sadly, I must retire now, but remember: if in doubt, think about what Wario would do......and then do the opposite.
>>26335483>A cultist ritual requires the sacrifice of the richest man in the city/world/galaxy to be completed. Guess who?PLOT TWIST: The cultists hired the PCs, not Wario. They want rid of him because he's too much trouble for the ritual. BUT HE WONT LEAVE.
>>26335130>25 dex mouseThat's like 8 sessions.
> Rick Ross tries to cheat Wario in an eating contest to win back all his stolen cars, but Wario has already cheated him.> Wario takes over the Fortress of Solitude, Superman's sensitive eyes can't function in the lingering garlic fumes.> Taylor Swift, after a breakup with Wario, writes a hit song about him. He recruits the PCs to help him steal the gold record.Am I too late to the Wario Party?
>>26342439>Steal the gold recordOh jesus, it's fucking perfect.
>>26341723Speaking of which is there any tabletop game that captures the zaniness and sheer gratification of Wario style treasure hunting?
>>26334087Wario is the lost Primarch of the Blood Ravens.
I can see all of these scenarios making excellent one-shot games, just doing crazy shit after something fairly serious.
>>26346774i request a drawfag!
>>26349485Hey-o, this thread is still going! It's good to see that my 20 posts of Wario have inspired you. Also,> Taylor Swift, after a breakup with Wario, writes a hit song about him. He recruits the PCs to help him steal the gold record.This is amazing.
>>26351833Part 21, won't be doing many of them as before.>Wario finds a way to make his dreams real. Now he has nightmare infested gold, but Wario doesn't care, more money!>Wario teams up with Warios from other dimensions a la wacky cartoon style, with all the Warios having one defining trait. The Warios from pretty dimension and justice dimension are not taken.>Wario becomes a pirate One Piece style. No devil fruit, no special skills, just a man, his muscle, and his boundless love of treasure.
>>26352610What the hell, I can't find any One Piece/Wario fanfiction. Why does the internet have everything but this. Part 22.>Wario kidnaps princess for ransom, you need to save her.>Wario discovers cult operating out of his mansion, doesn't care as long as they pay rent and don't touch anything.>Wario remakes old movies, but he's in pretty much every role. Cowboy Wario, Spaceman Wario, Alien Wario, (Not so) Hot Chick Wario...
>>26352904Part 23>Wario's mansion becomes a storage place for lich phylacteries because they're safe forever if they're made of gold.>Wario punches the king in the face because he took the last piece of garlic bread.>Wario starts garlic emporium, is pretty much only customer. Land prices for surrounding buildings drop drastically.
Well i can't think of actual stats, but i can think of some guidelines for his stats in D&D, so here goes,> High strength scoreThis one is pretty obvious, Wario is seen pulling off impressive feats of strength and doing lots of damage with just his fists, so a high strength score is obvious.> High constitution scoreWario is literally invincible in some of his games, so this seems like a no brainer.> average to low Dexterity scoreWario never seems very nimble in any of his games. Sure he can jump, but he seems somewhat clumsy, so average to low Dex seems about right.>Low CharismaWario is generally portrayed as quite the character, but not the kind of character you would want to meet. He probably smells like so much garlic he would take a penalty to Cha checks anyways.>Low intelligence and wisdomWario is kind of an oaf, and he never acts very bright or wise in any of the games.As for some properties and abilities of Wario>Damage resistanceGoes with how resistant to injury Wario is in many of the games>Has possible use of spellsIn the first game Wario appears in, he manages to magically seal up Mario's castle, and to cast a spell to brainwash everyone in the land, how he did it is unknown, but Wario does seem to have acess to magic.>Has improved unarmed strikeWario is able to do a lot of damage without any weapons, so this seems to fit. He may possibly>Lots of charging featsWario's shoulder charge is extremely powerful, so this seems to fit as well.>Has the abilities of a dungeoncrasher fighterWario is very good at breaking things, so this would be thematically appropriate> is extremely rich Self-explanatory for Wario really>has a decent amount of levels atleastThis is kind of hard to stat, but given Wario's combat prowess, he is definitely no level one fighter, it is hard for me to estimate, but i would say he is probably at least level 6 any way you want to stat himThat is all i can think of.Let me know what you guys think.
>>26356490I'd say these feats with >>26334093 and>>26334450 would work for him.Anyhow, I can't think of anymore Wario antics after 23 posts of them, but if I think of more, I'll put them here.
> Wario has a mine built to harvest more gold, drains it in days, turns it into a Mariokart track. Wario gets the PCs to race to win Gold Cups, which he takes.
>>26356490What if he got the use magic device skill for free, and used his STR score instead of CHA? Literally beating the magic until it works.
>>26356722Part 24, not posing much still.>Wario builds time machine, goes back in time, punches dinosaurs, sells bones to museum in future.>Wario goes forwards in time, punches ship pilot, flies to gold planet, steals it.>Wario steals the time machine he sold in the future, then sells it in the present.
>Wario waits for Peach to get kidnapped, loots the Mushroom Kingdom>Wario waits for Rosalina to get kidnapped, loots Space
>>26358894>Wario waits for Rosalina to get kidnapped, loots Space>Loots spaceThis seems like such a Wario thing to do, it's not even funny. Forget small stuff like continents, I'm gonna steal space!
>>26358563I would just say Wario is a Fighter/Rogue, emphasis on Fighter. He skipped all those sneaky skills in preference of Use Magic Device, Jump and Appraise.
>>26358563Yea that would be appropriate, after all with all his money he could certainly afford (or steal) magic devices. Wario never directly casts spells, but in the boss fight in him in super Mario 2 he uses a carrot to gain flight. So he could have feasibly used some kind of magic device to seal up the castle in super Mario 2 (and to brainwash everybody).
OP here, and I have to say, this is some great stuff. Not only did you sort out his stats and stuff, but you gave great scenarios in which I could use him!
>Wario tried to get a fountain of gold connected to the elemental plane of gold built, However something went horribly wrong and it actually goes to some terrible plane filled with unspeakable evil. Wario hires the PC's to fix the fountain and get it to start spewing gold and not eldritch horrors. In return the PC's get a cut of the gold from the working fountain.
So using this scenario in my next rpg.>As your party progresses deeper into the the mine, you notice two things; a deep chuckly laugh, and the pervading stench of garlic (no perception roll needed, its that bad)>You see every vein of ore has been drained. Around each wall, you can see the shapes of teethmarks and fists
>>26359209This sounds awesome. I would also love to know how a boss fight vs Wario goes if the PC's end up fighting Wario. Also perhaps throw in some thick walls that were just completely smashed down.
>>26359282I don't think i'll have them fight him, just follow in his wake of destruction on goldlust.Of course, I'm not gunna mention its Wario.Just let them WUT at the whole thing
>>26356490Oh i also meant to say he may have some sort of unarmed strike progression like a monk ( or some other way to enhance unarmed strike damage), He does a large amount of damage for someone not using a weapon. Also since there are ways that you can say by RAW that monks don't have this, I would explicitly give him Weapon Proficiency(unarmed strike).
>>26359194>Wario giving anyone some of his gold>laughingwario.gif
>>26359360You should drop hints like them finding some article of wario's clothing he lost fighting something, like a green shoe or a yellow cap with a blue W on in. Or maybe they find a torn piece of purple cloth.
>>26359427An abandoned motorbike?A half eaten clove of garlic?
>>26359393Sorry let me rephrase that.In order to get the PC's in on this scheme, Wario SAYS the PC's will get a cut.
>>26359461Or perhaps a broken helmet that looks like his bull helmet or one of the helmets he uses for powerups.
>>26359471>And then, the unexpected double cross!>Which everyone has been expecting. Foreshadow it, heavily.
>>26359514Perhaps the final boss of the campaign is wario? Except you fight him in his mansion and he is super twinked out with tons of magic items. Oh and also have him ride his motorbike and tiwnk out the motorbike with cool stuff as well.
>>26359553Why twink out his motorbike when it already does >>26335483 ?
>>26359602True. Give it a really high hardness so it is hard to break, and then you could give Wario some mounted combat and charging feats for some serious charge damage.
>>26359553I'm thinking about lifting these ideas and having him be a repetitive side mission dude. I want the PC's to see to run into him every now and then. When they see him they'll groan about that annoying fat smelly man in the yellow and purple.
>>26335483How many squares could Wario move in a round in 3.5 with a bike that goes 217 miles an hour?
>>26359646All of them
>>26359627Why give it serious hardness when he has SO MANY BIKES?>>26359646Let's see... 217miles an hour is 3.5 miles a minute, and if a round is 6 seconds and a mile has 5280 feet... .35 X 5280 = 1848 feet a round.
>>26359646217 m/ hour60'/hr3.61666/ Minute10 round/ minute.31666 Miles/ Round1909.6'/ 6"1909.6/5381 5' Squares/ Round
>>26359696If a 40 ft land speed moves you 4 miles in one hour, then 217/4 equals about 54. A 40 ft land speed moves 40 feet, or eight squares. 54*8= 432 squares. Wario at max speed could move about 432 squares in a round on his motorbike by my calculations. This is also probably all of the squares on anyone's grid.
>>26359735Oh, more to think on though.That's if he's going full out, which is running, probably with the run feat? He should be going 1/5th that.That means a base speed of 76 'squares'.
>>26359700Now i just Wario having some kind of massive bag of holding filled with bikes.
>>26359753The simplest answers are often the best ^_^
>>26359553Also he should have bombs, lots of bombs. There should also be garlic involved. Perhaps players having to make a fort save against Wario's terrible garlic odor.
How about running a campaign where one the PC's is Wario instead of one of the NPC's. How do tou thing this would go /tg/?
>>26359837>How do you think this would go /tg/?
>>26359837Badly, he would make the whole campaign about himself. Maybe in a silly MnM one shot.
>>26359936True, a player properly roleplaying Wario would try and make the entire campaign about himself even if it was not. I like the one shot idea though.
>>26360053That would be a campaign I would not mind playing.
>>26359936I had an idea to make Mario in a M&M game once, but this is far better. Still, they could balance each other out, like the best/worst buddy cop movie ever.
>>2635936024 post guy here, and let me tell you. I am going to steal this SO HARD for when I finally get a Mario World game running.
>>26331531Wario is literally the greatest Rogue Trader ever..Fuck your trade routes, I'm stealing EVERYTHING!
>Wario buys out Starbucks and several other coffee shops, replaces entire menu with garlic cappuccinos. Party is hired to try and convince him to sell the company to literally anyone else, before the economy collapses due to lack of caffeine.
>>26361608He'd be corrupted by Slaanesh before you could blink, though he'd completely shun all temptation but money.>Sexy body? Mine's sexy enough, let me at the moolah!>Infinite sex slaves? Nah, I'll take a check.>The best clothing? You mean what I'm wearing, right!
>>26362516>Near-constant orgasms? I get that when I roll around in my giant piles of MONEY
>>26362604>Oh yes, I love you so much, my dear...>Slaanesh, can you stop looking? I'm having a touching moment with my golden statue of me.
>>26362686>yfw Wario makes love to the statue down by the fire
>>26362686He'd probably be hated by all the other cultists though, him just rolling into their bases and stealing all the finery.
>>26362516Hey now, he wouldn't shun every temptation but money. Somehow Slaanesh would convince him to eat even more garlic than usual. Slaanesh would instantly regret that decision, although it'd still fap to it.
>>26363022Everyone surrounding him would regret it too.
>>26362516I'd think he'd stay neutral, personally. More people that you can steal from that way, you see!
>>26363823>>26362516Oh fuck, I just realized we are all wrong. Slaanesh appears as what is most pleasing to an individual, right? What would be most pleasing to Wario? A gold statue of himself. What would Wario do if he found a gold statue of himself? He'd steal it.
>>26364494Grand Theft Chaos?
GuysWhat ifGuysWario, but an Ork.
>>26365631So basically your average death skull?
>>26364494What else in 40K is big and gold, kids?That's right! The golden throne!
>>26366937But bigga, yellowah, and always smelling of garlic.
>>26370029How exactly would Wario steal the golden throne anyway?
>>26370670I'm thinking that he just sort of performs a hit-and-run, no matter how unlikely. That's how Wario rolls!
>>26370860How would he get past all the guards?
>>26374029Stealth?Joking aside, it's either punching them all, knocking them out with his terrible odor, or just driving his bike through the doors.
>>26374259I can see it now, Wario popping a wheelie while driving off with the golden throne somehow.
>>26333441>Wario hypotizes everyone through their T.Vshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEOGK3hu3qA>>26332678>>26335818>>26339534>Waluigi
>>26331531level 15 jew/5 barbarian.