And so we continue with VALKYRIAN MERCS QUEST!Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20QuestPastebin: http://pastebin.com/Jr8bbA3LDon't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles or http://valkyria.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyria_WikiYou are JAGER STURMFUHRER, leader of the fledgling mercenary company DEMONS OF RANDGRIZ. In addition to fighting Imps for money and vengeance, you have your own private mission to hunt down Karla, your former fiance who sided with the Imperials and destroyed your home.You first arrived in the Federation nation of Albion to help defend it against a possible amphibious attack. However, your boots barely hit the deck before you were assigned a mission to break up a spy ring. However, through a chain of extraordinary events, you not only smashed the spy ring apart, but also managed to capture an Imperial u-boat (mostly) intact, and figh off an Imperial amphibious invasion by defeating their leader, Belkan Knight Sir Fleisher.You then moved on to Ustio, where you helped the beleaguered defenders fend off an Imperial offensive and stage a counterattack ending with the defeat of the Knight leading the Imperial forces in the area, breaking the back of the Imperial offensive.You then returned to Gallia to help the Loyalists fight the GRA and rescue Archduchess Cordelia. You also finally decided to move on from your past and start a relationship with your longtime friend and XO, Sam. Now, you've been recruited by Lynch to destroy two Valkrur superweapons. You already managed to destroy Stonehenge, and all that is left is Excalibur.Oh, and you asked Sam to marry you, and she accepted. Nothing possibly bad can happen from this, right?You're now participating in the Federations offensive into Belka, in an attempt to take pressure off the main offensive in the Round Table, as well as destroy Excalibur.(cont)
>>26317220Now, we're at a bit of a crossroads. Do you want to keep following Jager as he tries to figure out how to stop Excalibur from being carried away by the HRESVELGR airship, or do you want to see his squadmates' desperate battles for survival?>Follow Jager>Follow Sam>Follow Heloise>Follow Alek>Other
>>26317220Are you bad enough to take over a doomsday carrying airship?
>>26317287>Follow AlekI like seeing motherfuckers dropped with high caliber munitions.
>>26317287>Follow SamTime to fight Schmee.
>>26317287>Follow Jagerlets take this thing down!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrND6RC60OE
>>26317287Follow HeloiseI wants to see this play out
Gotta get the soundtrack ready.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjY6awCr2_c
>>26317287>Follow HeloiseCOMEON GIRL, WE'RE GETTIn' YE LAID
>>26317287>Follow JagerActivate the radio beacon and bring the HRESVELGR back down to earth
>>26317287>Follow HeloiseLet there be a happy ending.
>>26317287>Follow JagerKILL THE AIRSHIP!
>>26317393"Screw this... I'm getting laid" - Zoe, Serenity movie
"Look at them down there. Squabbling in the dirt like ants. Don't they realize that war as they know it has been forever changed? No longer shall a thousand soldiers die for a few meager inches of land! With this mighty weapon, I, Karla Hohernzollern, am invincible! Excalibur, the perfect offense, and Hresvelgr, the perfect defense! No army can stand in my way! Not the Federation, not the Empire! Belka will have independence once more, and those that contest my claim will be... Does anybody else hear buzzing?"Ten seconds later..."OH GOD WHAT WAS I THINKING WHY DID I PUT IT ON A BLIMP LITERALLY ANYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IT HAS A WEAKPOINT THE SIZE OF A BUILDING OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"
>>26317490I'm down for Helloise, btw> Ramirez! Cut that electrical wire with our teeth!
>>26317287>Follow SamTime for that climactic fight with Schnee.
>>26317507and we are riding on the buzzbomb
>>26317507"Why did I forget that opening the roof allows a buzzbomb to come in? Especially if they had a radio beacon?"
>>26317287>Follow AlekTime for ATR.
Actually Merc, it would be interesting to follow every group that split off in their own turn. That's a lot of work for you, but I'm just raising the possibility.
>>26317287>Follow SamWe will fight Schnee, even if its actually our girlfriend doing the fighting. It must be done.
>>26317624yeah, go Alek!
>>26317287>Looks like we're sticking with Jager for now!You stare up blankly at the giant airship as it begins powering up its engines, lifting the massive Excalibur weapon into the sky, where such a thing shouldn't belong. You know that if Hresvelgr managed to gain altitude and reach the open sky, there was no stopping it."Okay, we need some ideas!" You yell. "How are we gonna stop this thing?""W-well, sir." Arthur points downwards. "See those cables?"You look down and see a number of massive mooring cables attaching Hresvelgr to the ground, no doubt to keep the airship from floating away or moving too much. You see that one by one, explosive bolts puff as the mooring cables are disengaged."If I can reach one of those cables, I can keep it from detonating." Arthur says, his stammer gone now that he was in the thick of battle. "If my guess is right and the Belkans follow proper safety procedures, each one of those mooring cables alone would be enough to keep that airship tethered.">Okay, we'll head straight for the cables then!>We'll have to split up. You go for the cables and I'll board that airship.>Other
Heloise happy ending plz
>>26317687>Okay, we'll head straight for the cables then!And then we plant down a radio beacon on the ship.
>>26317687>>We'll have to split up. You go for the cables and I'll board that airship.
>>26317687>>Okay, we'll head straight for the cables then!
>>26317687>We'll have to split up. You go for the cables and I'll board that airship.also, MC, will we have a chance to see everyone before the final battle finishes up?
>>26317687>OtherActivate the radio beacon, call in the buzzbomb
>>26317687>Okay, we'll head straight for the cables, then!This bitch is going DOWN.Also, did my bit of writing from yesterday warrant a reroll? (Again, I'm ScribeAnon, just found a better name)
>>26317687>>We'll have to split up. You go for the cables and I'll board that airship.Did anyone in the VC universe invent parachutes yet? I don't want to see what happens when the ship suffers catastrophic damage and crash land.
>>26317716Yes, but you just won't really be actually PLAYING them.
>Split upLooks like we're going to be climbing.The rest of the squad can keep up.
>>26317708>>26317713>>26317715>>26317716>>26317730>>26317732>>26317740>>26317758Dude, guys this is the perfect opportunity to use the buzzbomb!
>>26317687buzzbomb>>26317737and that's fine, I just want to see what they're up to
>>26317687>Okay, we'll head straight for the cables then!Arthur doesn't strike me as the type to go balls deep in combat
>>26317774On a moving target? The buzzbomb is only good against land targets and requires compensation for moving aerial targets.
>>26317795We have a radio beacon and we need to activate it now before it gains too much altitude.
>>26317794I doubt it would destroy the entire thing, but we need to cripple it to prevent it from leaving. Also, what's more climatic that using our super weapon against theirs?
>>26317852Well until we keep it stuck to the ground, Jager can prepare the radio beacon then get off via sliding down the cable.
>>26317890Theirs don't fire back, making it not a fight.
>>26317921Ok well I guess that's your opinion. I just really want to use the buzzbomb here.
>>26317687>Okay, we'll head straight for the cables then!
>>26317962Its not really an opinion. A fight is two people attacking, not just one side firing on the other who doesn't do anything. You wanting to use the buzz bomb, fair enough.
>>26317687split upsave the buzzbomb for when other people start getting overwhelmed
Can we loot Excalibur and convert it into our getaway ride?
>>26317999Excalibur is the weapon. Hresvelgr is the airship.
>>26317552I'm guessing that they still haven't figured out that you can use not-as-flammable helium instead of hydrogen yet. So yes, Hindenberg effect.In fact, we only probably really need to pop a few tracers into that thing and it'll go up like rice paper mixed with white phosphorus.
>>26318019...Can't we at least loot the airship?
Fuck yeah, time for VMQ!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wiskH1UE4c>Sapinish guitar intensifies>>26317687>We'll have to split up. You go for the cables and I'll board that airship.
>>26318032Why not just commandeer the airship? Boom: instead of mercs, now we're Sky Pirates.
>>26317687split up so we can clear out the airship Sokka style, detonate Excalibur, and fly home in style
>>26317687"We'll have to split up." You say. " You guys handle the cable. I'll board the airship.""Alone?" Tarin blinks."If my guess is right, there's a certain person on that ship that wouldn't have it any other way." You say grimly. "Secure that cable.""Can't we just, you know, buzzbomb it?" Brillant asks.We're still inside the mountain. Radio signals can't get in or out. We can't use the beacon, and even if we can, we can't radio out to Qyburn to launch one anyways." You look up. "The only way is to physically plant the beacon on the ship itself.""But how are you going to get on?" Tarin asks."Well, I got a way, but you're not going to like it." The Stig says.>I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.>Maybe something less...risky?>Other
>>26318071>>I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.
>>26318071>I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.Trust in The Stig.
>>26318071>I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.I have the terrible feeling I know EXACTLY what he's planning.
>>26318071>>I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.STIG.DRIVE UP THAT TEATHER WITH YOUR GROWLER ON ONLY ONE WHEEL
>>26318071>I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.Actually, I think I'm going to like this...
>>26318071>I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4f2A6RrtkE
>>26318100one wheel? the Stig'll do it between a wheel and the track
>>26318071>I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.Some say that he makes halftracks fly, and that his favorite dish is Belkans. All we know, is he's the stig
Behold, gentlemen. We have become a hivemind in our desire to have the Stig get us up to the Hresvelgr.No... we are a DRIVEMIND.
>>26318071>I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.Trust your comrades
Rolled 2, 3, 16 = 21>>26318071"I don't like a lot of things, Stig. I think I can add one more to the list.""Then get your ass on the backseat and hold on tight." The driver says.The Stig guns the engine on the Growler the moment you take a seat in the rear compartment. The Growler roars as its engines are pushed near, no, well past its limits. You peek out of the top and see the Stig driving through the scaffolding, zeroing in on an incomplete section that's angled slightly up...Well shit, he was right in you not liking this.However, a stray lance rockets slams in the scaffold behind you, and you see a trio of lancers trying to get a bead on you."Some cover would be nice." The Stig says.Nodding, you run up and an the pintle mounted .30.>roll 3d20
Rolled 14, 13, 2 = 29>>26318305
Rolled 3, 6, 2 = 11>>26318305DRIVING ONTO WHITEBASE
Rolled 7, 15, 20 = 42>>26318305Here we go.
Rolled 3, 7, 2 = 12>>26318305
>>26318305>Nodding, you run up and an the pintle mounted .30.I thought it was a .50?
>>26318325Can I get a 'hell yes'?
>>26318338To Sir Yellingbird,HELL YES!Sincerely,AnonymousP.S. HELL YES!
>>26318336typo. It is a .50>>26318325You spray the lancer team, literally ripping them to shreds with a storm of .50 caliber rounds. However, one of them manages to get a shot off and the lance rocket slams into the ground right in front of the Growler. The vehicle is still in one piece, but you see smoke rising from the engine and a trail of fluids behind the vehicle. The engine's sputtering isn't very helpful either."Are you sure we can make it?" You ask nervously."I've driven worse." The Stig says, not even phased. You're not sure if he's telling the truth, or just hast he best pokerface in Europa. Either way, you're past the point of now return. The Growler hits the ramp and Stig gives the vehicle everything he's got. With a bestial roar, the Growler gives on last extra burst of speed.>roll 1d20
Rolled 19>>26318435We can do it stig!
>>26318449Them Duke boys are at it again.
>>26318435>You're not sure if he's telling the truth, or just hast he best pokerface in Europa.He's wearing a helmet. Of course he has a good pokerface.
>>26318477If this horn isn't blaring an Emmerian version of Dixie i will be very displeased
>>26318449Well done, ATC!
>>26318449To be honest, you were expecting the Stig to give a big whoop, or some sort of musical cue to play while you were in the air, but alas, nothing of the sort happened. However, it was still a breathtaking sight, as long as you ignored the absolutely lethal circumstances you were in.The Growler then lands on the side of one the airship's crew pods, and then to your horror, starts to slide. The Stig guns the engine again, the wheels and track grinding against the metal."Well, what are you waiting for, you stupid bastard? JUMP!" The Stig yells.You instinctively leap from the Growler onto the airship. You turn back to see the Stig give you a salute from inside the vehicle right when friction loses gravity, and tips over the side."STIG!" You yell, but the draft being generated from the airship's engines threatens to blow you off, forcing you to find shelter. You find a maintenance hatch and pop it open. No sooner are you inside when the entire airship suddenly rumbles, nearly toppling you off your feet. Looking out the observation window, you see one of the mooring cables still stubbornly clinging to the airship. Looks like Arthur did his job."Captain, Captain, can you hear me?" You hear Alek's voice buzz through your radio. "Alek?""Sir, I got a line of sight on the airship's engines. I can start popping the ones on your side, if you want.">Go for it.>No, the others probably need your help more than me.>Other
>>26318721>No, the others probably need your help more than me.
Rolled 18>>26318721>No, the others probably need your help more than me.
>>26318721>>Go for it.Make sure that the Airship can't move so we can use a precision Buzzbomb.
>>26318721>>No, the others probably need your help more than me.
>>26318721>No, the others probably need your help more than me.I want my skybattle and a duel in the heavens
by the way, Drawanon, are you there?
>>26318721;_;7>No, the others probably need your help more than me.
Well, it seems I must be off. On the off-chance that this is the grand finale, I'd just like to say this.Merc Command, this has been one HELL of a ride, and I'm proud I had the chance to participate.Cheers, mates.
>>26318721"No Alek, the others probably need you help more than I do." You say grimly. "Roger that, sir." Alek says reluctantly. "Good luck."Already, you can hear the cable straining as it keeps the airship tethered to the ground. You're not sure what will fail first, the cable to the ship. Reaching into your pack, you pull out the radio beacon Qyburn had given you. Looking up, you figure that if you reach the upper decks of the airship, it should be high enough to start sending out its signal.>Plant it on Excalibur.>Plant it on the bridge.>Plant it on the engine room.>Other
>>26319297>>Plant it on Excalibur.
>>26319297>Plaint it on the engine roomLet's send this entire thing burning into the ground. Burn it down! Burn it all down!
>>26319297>Plant it on Excalibur.
>>26319297>Plant it on the engine room.If we cripple it we can take it down at our leisure.
>>26319297>Plant it on the engine room.
>>26319297>Plant it on the engine room.BRING IT DOWN!
>>26319297> plant it on Excalibur
>>26319297>>Plant it on the engine room.Then the weapon won't be able to go anywhere.
>>26319297>>Plant it on Excalibur.The superweapon goes down, and then it all becomes moot.
>>26319297>>Plant it on Excalibur.NO CHANCES.
>>26319297Pretty sure everything will get blown to hell, but plant it on Excalibur as a matter of principle
>>26319358We can't guarentee it will destroy it. However, if we cripple the ship we get a Mobility kill, which in this situation is more effective than the unknown possibility of a full kill.
>>26319297>Plant it on Karla
>>26319297>Plant it on Excalibur.if it doesn't get destroyed, they can always make another airship
Plant it On the engine room, Excalibur might be heavily guarded if anything we can delay the airship for the army to catch up
>>26319297>Plant it on Excalibur.GLORY
>>26319451I like your style
>>26319297 >Plant it on Excalibur.
>>26319451>not wanting a swordfight with our ex-fiancee atop an airshp falling from the sky while Sam boxes Eric on a flaming tankanon, I am disappoint
>>26319451>Plant it IN Karla.FTFY
>>26319529the very thought of this puts hair on your chest
We need to plant it on excabliur so we can parley with Karla and take our sweet time while the bomb comes.
>>26319738>not wanting to get off the ship to raise a brood of Sturmfuhrersif it comes to that it comes to that, but let's try and stay alive...even if it goes against Jager's lookalike's view on combat
>>26319738u w0t m8?Shoot the cheeky cunt and make a parachute out of burning zeppelin fabric as we leap off the side of the exploding superweapon airsip. That way we can land with a flaming cape, take Sam into our arms, and give her over the arm action hero kiss with the exploding super weapon crashing to the ground in the background with our entire intact, unwounded and alive company watching and cheering with glorious victory music playing. it's not going to end like that is it....
Hey, Drawanon, I think you're going to have to draw a wedding picture of Jager bridal carrying Sam soon.
>>26319451How audacious. She'll never see it coming.
>>26319297You decide to plant the beacon on Excalibur itself. The weapon was the main objective after all, so you might as well guarantee that it gets destroyed.Oddly enough, the entire airship is devoid of life. There are no guards, no engineers, nobody. Besides the rumbling of the engines, the ship was eerily quiet. You can't help but feel a sense of unease. You encounter no resistance as you make your way to the bottom of the airship, where Excalibur is mounted. Looking down, you kind of regret your decision. There were no handrails or anything, and it was treacherously windy. Not exactly an ideal place to fight.You leap down, carefully picking your way through the ancient valkrur stonework, fighting the biting wind until you find it. That crack in its protective superstructure. Inside, you can see the exposed ragnite core that powered the weapon, just asking to be exploded. Grabbing the beacon, you flip the switch to activate. A little green light blinks on and off to signify its activation. According to Qyburn, once activated, the missile would take several minutes to reach the target."Jager." You hear a very familiar voice behind you."Karla." You say as you turn around. Sure enough, your childhood friend and ex-fiancee is standing there, hear sword pointed at you."So it comes to this.""I guess it has.""Don't expect this matter to be solved with words." Karla continues. "A Belkan's pride can only be broken by the sword.""I know." You nod."Any last words then?">Well? What do you say?
Well obviously i'm planning to live through this. Ask for a parley, as the terms of surrender, all of my men leave the leave through the front door to the frederation lines. We talk aand catch up, then reveal we won 20 minutes ago. Jump off ship.
>>26319948Are you happy?
>>26319799>>Shooting Karla.That is ungentlemanly. The proper way to kill a lady is in an honorable duel.
>>26319948No last words, plant the beacon and draw our blade.There is nothing left to be said anymore.
>>26319948''Are you happy with how things turned out?''
>>26319948Yes, I've moved on from the past that I wanted. Have you?
>>26319948"What was your plan Karla? Where you going to disobey orders and destroy the empire and the federation? Where you going to the deliver the weapon like you were asked to? Or where you going to destroy is like I'm about to right now?"
Rolled 2, 12 = 14>>26319948It's not time for our final words yet, let's just fight already.
>>26319995I like this
Are you happy?Or Has this what you truely wanted?
>>26319948"Whatever happened to protecting the innocent and punishing evil, Karla? How is this," gesturing to indicate Excalibur, "supposed to do either of those?"
I believe we both have outgrown such childish toys as swords. Let's talk. It's been a while. We can still kill each other afterwards.
>>26319995(con't)How many more people have to die to make you feel satisfied. A thousand? A million?! How many lives do you have to ruin just so you can "defend the weak" by killing everyone?
>>26319948Karla, during the course of this war I've been betrayed, shot, beaten, stabbed, and nearly broken. But I've somehow managed to come out with some semblance of happiness. What about you? Has your pride ever made you truly happy? Because I haven't seen you smile in a long time
>>26319948Ill second these>>26319995>>26320003
>>26319987I'm in favor of this, it shows we've moved on.
>>26319995Eh, I rather not rub it in her face, so let's ask her if she this is everything she wanted.
>>26319948FUCK. YOU. CRAZY. ASS. BITCH.
>>26319987I like this the best. flowery speeches just don't seem appropriate.
Rolled 11, 13 = 24>>26319987I like this too
As much as I want to talk to Karla, it may not be a good idea to stall other then a few exchanges.But I'll second this
>>26320064>>26320053>>26320031>>26319995Combine these.From here on, I see two possible resolutions to Karla. We kill her, or we wound her and then rescue her when the ship goes down. Either would be a good resolution (though I'm leaning more towards heroics over tragedy).
>>26320111It doesn't have to be a flowery speech, it's just a question.
>>26319987Go with this. We genre-saavy now.
>>26320142I'd like to just knowk her outthen place her at Schnee's feet, turn around, and walk away as the buzzbomb comes in
>>26319948Honestly Karla, I already won. Why don't we set this airship down and settle this like adults.
>>26319987We can draw swords later, I want dialogue!
>>26319948I'm sorry.Then we draw our blade.
>>26320142thisI'd also prefer not to kill her (even as a Samfag)...but I don't know if that's possible.
>>26320180Though we clearly outmatch her at this point (in my mind), she's still a skilled fencer and not taking her seriously could get us killed. But we're Jaeger, and we'd probably take the risk for Karla.
Not to make an awful pun, but by the end of this wild ride, all of Jager's Demons would have been settled.
>>26320142I like to delay as long as possible, and jump ship as the buzzing comes. Whether or not Karla jumps as well is her decision.(Or we can just force both of us off the ship)
>>26320236Sadly, I think I'm going to have to go to bed soon...but it has been one hell of a ride. For once, I don't want to get off
>>26320236I throught that was alwatys the pun in the name?
>>26320276Nope.The name was a shameless Ace Combat reference chosen by the players.
>>26320276IIRC it was a nod to the Demons of Randgriz from Ace Combat?
>>26320301BTW, should I play the Ace Combat games and which ones?
>>26320236To be honest, I was just alluding to Jager's inner demons being.
>>263203304, 5, and Zero are all solid choices. 6 is also good, but the story is god awful.GO DANCE WITH THE ANGELS
>>26320330Assault Horizon is pretty good I hea-*ss shot*
Maybe a bit premature, but I wonder where this would've gone if we hadn't gotten together with Sam?
>>26320395We could probably solved this with words and love and luck. But this was all predetermined
>>26320395the Ball would've been a really weird experience. I can't decide if Jager'd just drop spaghetti everywhere, start yelling and shooting our sidearm in to the ceiling, or the most aggressive hatefucking of all time
>>26320423>[D] All of the above.
>>26320423or all of the above
>>26320330>should I play the Ace Combat gamesYes.>which ones?4, 5, and 0 are generally considered the height of the series.6 is okay, but doesn't live up to expectations established by 4, 5, and 0.Assault Horizon is not really a bad game, it's just not a very good Ace Combat game, and the whole DFM thing was ass retarded.3 was also amazing in the original Japanese, but the English-language release stripped it down to a mere shell of what it should have been, so unless you speak Moon it's not really worth it.>>26320423IF Karla's going full A World With No Boundaries, she'd probably have tried to recruit us for her plan.
>>26319948"Yes, I've moved on from the past that I wanted. Have you?" You say. "Karla, during the course of this war I've been betrayed, shot, beaten, stabbed, and nearly broken. But I've somehow managed to come out with some semblance of happiness. What about you? Has your pride ever made you truly happy? Because I haven't seen you smile in a long time""You're right, it hasn't." Karla smiles sadly. "You're not the only person to lose everything the day I attacked your castle. I threw away our future together for what, a nation? What a silly thing.""You're not doing this for Belkan independence?" You ask, narrowing your eyes."That's such a short sighted way to view things!" Karla gives a mirthful laugh. "You could say, my objective is less 'Belkan independence', and more to abolish the idea of the nation itself.""...what?" You blink."I've had a lot of time to think about this, Jager." Karla begins to pace back and forth casually, as if the wind didn't even bother her. "Every war, every tragedy, every global incident stems from this ridiculous idea of the 'nation' and 'borders'. Belka, The Federation, the Empire, Emmeria, even Gallia. They're all guilty of it! With the power of Excalibur, we can shatter the old ideals, and drag the world screaming into a brand new era! No nations, no borders, just one world!"Karla then smiles as she paces closer to you. "Just think about it, Jager. No more wars. No more conflict. No more couples torn apart by petty politics. Lasting peace is in our grasp! I won't ask you to restart our relationship, but won't you join me? To make a world a better place?">You're crazy!>I'm sorry, but I sort of like the world the way it is.>You have a point...>Other
>>26320395This story would've ended around the time of the ball.
>>26320330All of them are good, but I think AC5 is the best one by far. It's story is massive in scope, and despite some rather laughable dialogue showing up at times, it can get pretty damn emotional. Music's fucking orgasmic, too, as is expected of all Ace Combat games.So yeah. AC5 is one of the very few games I ever played that felt like a true war epic. Go with that one above all else.
>>26320541>You could say, my objective is less 'Belkan independence', and more to abolish the idea of the nation itself."Somebody pick up that phone because I FUCKING CALLED IT! A World With No Boundaries, bitches!>>26320541>You have a point..."But I simply can't condone your methods. How many innocents would have to die for this perfect world of yours? I'm sorry Karla, but I guess that in the end it has to be this way."
>>26320541>>I'm sorry, but I sort of like the world the way it is."If we forget our heritage, our origin, then we won't know how far we've come, Karla. I... wouldn't know how far I've come ever since you raided the estate."
>>26320541>>You have a point...
>>26320541>You have a point
>>26320541>>You have a point...we gonna call it Outer Heaven?
>>26320541>I'm sorry, but I sort of like the world the way it is."Also, that is one batshit insane idea. Like, worse than what I come up with."
>how do we bring about a new age of global cooperation and peace, unfettered by the notion of nationalism>we shoot it>with a really big gun
>>26320541You have a point, but I can't let you hold the world at gunpoint, that's not real peace.
>>26320541>You have a point...
>>26320541>>I'm sorry, but I sort of like the world the way it is.It might be flawed but her idea would be worse. Not stopping the Karla fags from trying.
>>26320541"You can't just force change on a whole world like you're some kind of God. It either does it itself or it doesn't at all."
>>26320541>You have a point..."But with the birth of a new generation our stories of how terrible nations were would disappear. They would eventually be replaced by something else, something new. Karla, nations have existed for the beginning of human civilization. Yet the Darceans which have no true nation are hated and hunted down by others not because of nationalities. The problem with humans is we hate things different than us, If you got rid of nations eventually the masses would go form something else."
>>26320541>OtherPersonally, I don't really care. I fight for peace and my own gratification. If that peace happens over your broken dreams, bonus. But I don't feel like killing any more people than I have to. Besides, you already lost, you just don't know it.
>>26320609>You have a point...>"But I simply can't condone your methods. How many innocents would have to die for this perfect world of yours? I'm sorry Karla, but I guess that in the end it has to be this way.""While I see what you're getting at, peace at the end of a magical spear is barely better than no peace at all. I'm sorry Karla. Please...let me end this. We can't go back to the way we were before, but we can at least both walk out of here alive, to our own futures"
Rolled 1, 8, 19, 13, 6, 10, 3, 2 = 62>>26320541>>OtherYou can make a world without borders, that is true, but human nature is always discriminatory, destructive, greedy, hateful and selfish. So what that you get rid of the walls? That never stopped people from hopping over to do harm to others. People will naturally form walls, group themselves around the like-minded and there will still be death and conflict. The only thing we can do is be vigilant and hope that we're fighting for the right side.
>>26320541>I'm sorry, but I sort of like the world the way it is.
Still, I think we should mention that by forgetting our beginnings, we won't know how far we changed.
>>26320541Pain and death is not how we unite the world, Karla, its how we tear it. Excalibur needs to be destroyed, and the peace talks need to succeed. Its going to be a long, slow journey, and we probably won't live to see it. But this generation's children, or its children's children, will see a difference. That's how I'm going to change the world once this war is done. So will you join me, and stop the bloodshed?
>>26320541>You're crazy!FUCK. YOU. CRAZY. ASS. BITCH.
>>26320541Tell me you have plans and stuff cause you gotta explain to me a system of checks and balances with the authorization to use this weapon. what if some crazy terrorist hijack this? Your perfect world would burn!
>>26320541"that really sounds like a great idea, it truely is but it is also very naive. As long as two people will disagree with each other their will always be conflict borders or not. That's the way the world works and you even believing that a weapon of mass destruction would be a step towards making the world a better place will only backfire either escalating the conflict or causing the world to fall into true tyranny, I'm sorry Karla but such a plan will only end in more tears, blood, and tragedy."Let's not call her crazy but Jaeger will not accept such a plan.
>>26320762Simple, we destroy the weapon when we don't need it anymore
>>26320805"And when will that be? As long there was man, there has been war."
>>26320667Agreed. We're simply not evolved enough to not be exclusive. You can abolish the state, but you will never abolish human irrationality, at least not in humanities current state.
>>26320805which will be never...or at least not for a couple hundred years. Peace enforced by a superweapon might...maintain itself, but it won't do anything to break down national/ethnic/racial/religious boundaries
>>26320541"Karla...how can you be so naive? Do you really think that erasing all borders, if it is even possible, would result in a better world? Through force, no less? That won't accomplish anything! All it will do is make *everyone* fear you, and you know what fear gives into? Hatred. It's a vicious cycle, Karla. It would only create a new world of chaos, one that's even worse than the one we live in now. Your new world order would collapse within seconds. Face it, Karla; your plan was doomed from the start."
>>26320541>You have a point...But how do we guarentee this power won't corrupt or be abused? Now and for generatiosn to come?
>>26320942Because the demons with be the peacekeepers of this new world
>>26320541You have point but there are so many flaws in this plan I don't even know where to begin.
>>26320541Did we break Karla?
>>26320979I think she broke quite a while ago.Poor girl.
>>26320979She broke a long time ago...
>>26320979Oh yeah. More than we realized.
>>26320972oh god nocan you imagine Headcase with access to the Excalibur? or Ramirez?
>>26320979If by break you mean 'get her to want the same thing as us' then yes
>>26320979I wish Jager can just give her a hug if it weren't for the fact we're in the middle of a battle.
If so, when did that happen? When we caught her burning our home, sending her threats, or showing her our girlfriend.I think it was when she forced her hand and grudging her ties to her nation.
>>26321007It's glorious, isn't it?A world at our fingertips
>>26320541Frankly my dear, I love the idea of world peace, but I don't like doing it over a pile of dead bodies.
>>26320826From a meta perspective, we're kinda stumbling towards this. Economic globalization and nukes mostly force a state of peace between the Great Powers. Consider that for maybe the first time in history, conquering others isn't seen as glorious, but something that is looked down upon in much of the world (hegemony and soft power however...). The only real threats to peace are ideologues and charismatic narcissist/psychopaths.I don't imagine wars being common place at all 200 years down the line.
>>26321023who says we can't?
>>26321044didn't we just make a pile of dead bodies?
>>26321007Look at it this way: our mercenary company will have become a military without borders, living in a fortress that's outside heaven.All that Jaeger needs to do now is lose an eye, live to a ripe old age where his head grows silver, and start smoking cigars.
>>26320979The Empire broke her. They forced her to do something so abhorrent to her, that she just broke under the strain of her guilt.And now we have a reason to kill the Emperor with our own fucking hands.
>>26321055Actually this seems to be a really good idea, changing my vote to hugs!
>>26321023So do I armchair so do I
>>26321067A lot of people don't realize that war is about making bodies. Every time a life is taken it affects somebody farther down a chain.
>>26321083So what'll stop the Feds being just as bad?Look what they tried to do to Gallia
>>26321068Sam needs to turn out to be a spy for some third-party nation, as well.
>>26321067Ok, I meant a much larger pile of bodies on an unprecedented scale. What kind of weapon do you think Excalibur is?
>>26321135Well her father is top brass in gallia...
>>26321097The empire and the federation would conquer the others lands if the other didn't exist. Gallia is in danger if either area is destroyed. even then there is the other continent waiting for both empire and federation to destroy each other.
Rolled 15, 15, 12, 6, 20 = 68>>26321141well, if it's a valkyrur weapon, probably some sort of energy beam, i guess?
>>26321054I don't have much faith. Wars are endemic to humanity. The only reason why there hasn't been war between the "great powers" these days is we have the capability to mutually fuck each other up 27 ways to Sunday and back.>>26321084I'm a lot more okay with this than I should be...she'd probably just shiv us or something though.>>26321094This is true, but to un-sarcastically quote Kanye: "no one man should have all that power" and to quote...someone else: "power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely". Much as I like Jager and Karla, I don't think that deciding to be the world's new overlords is a good decision (or, at least, in character for Jager)
>>26321166Isn't it the same type of whatever it was from the original VC? Giant fucking laser beam
>>26321135Does she ride a bitching motorcycle and turn into a smoking cougar?
>>26320541>You have a point...move to hugthen headbut her into unconsciousness, plant the beacon, and GTFO
>>26321175Better than letting the dying Empire and Federation drag the world down with them
>>26321166You're right on the money.
>>26321175Mankind isn't ready for the valkiur's legacy and neither were the Valkiur. Instead of managing their technology correctly they built giant weapons and subjugated them populaces. Now the same thing is slowly happening again, truthfully I don't believe that stone hedge was properly destroyed.
>>26321225Even better. I love you /tg/, changing my vote yet again.
>>26321097Nothing will stop them in future.But The Emperor destroyed someone we cared for, once. He took EVERYTHING from us.Jager: "Offer me money."Emperor: "Yes!"Jager: "Power, too, promise me that."Emperor: "All that I have and more. Please..."Jager: "Offer me anything I ask for."Emperor: "Anything you want..."Jager: "I want my loved ones back you son of a bitch."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6m7NR6iYjg
>>26321245So we join Karla and finish the job then
>>26321227wasn't the whole purpose of icing the Valk weapons to make them make peace? The war is mostly stalemated isn't it? Both sides were betting on their superweapons...if we take them both out, I don't think they want to get into EW1-electric boogaloo
Come on Jaeger, you know it's the right thing to do.
>>26321225>>26321256Oh, and be sure to drag her with us off the ship. Look on her face when she wakes up will be priceless.
>>26321227with the dissolution of the empire and federation massive arnacy will emerge. Generals and others from the military will no longer need to obey orders. Sure there will be a giant super weapon in the sky but who cares when its chasing somebody else.
>>26321283She'd probably try to tear our eyes out>>26321280damn right it is
>>26320541>>You have a point...Wow just in time
>>26321291Exactly, a world without nations, where every man is free to fight his own war
>>26321294>She'd probably try to tear our eyes outAt first. But with time, her scars will fade, and she may eventually thank us for stopping her from doing this.
Are you happy feasting on these tears Merc?!
Just want to say I hate each and everyone of you that are trying to shoehorn MSF into this.
>>26321313Also, would it end Darcsen racism? Make a better life for them?Hell, the Valkyrur HAD a world with no borders. They WERE the only nation, they had such control that history itself was theirs to mold!And new they're just dust.
>>26321347dude, Merc gave us the idea first
>>26321270As much As I want to agree, the problem with the empire is it has been run by dickheads(counter productive to my argument I know) that want more lands now.The federation lacked the vision of peace form the new president and the actions he will begin to undertake.Removing the empire from the equation will cause the federation to EXPAND into former empire lands which will begin another age of conflict. Emeria might then decide to attack or aid partisans from the former imperials.
>>26320541"You may have a point." You concede. "The world does suck, with all the world wars and Europan wars and everything in between. But the fact is, Karla, your method won't work either."Karla stops in her tracks, and you instinctively take a couple steps back and continue. "You won't change the world by putting a gun to its head, Karla. All you'll do is trade one bad situation with another. Let's say you do succeed. What then? Where will it stop? Even if you can play the benevolent ruler, what about your successors?""It looks like there's no convincing you then." Karla draws her sword. "It looks like fighting must be the only way to settle this.""Yeah, looks like it." You sigh."I have an extra saber, if you'd like." Karla offers.>Thanks, I could use one.>Nah, I'm comfortable with Var mk2 here.>Other
>>26321335I don't think Jager can get back with her or forgive her, but deep down I do think he might want to keep her alive
>>26321335... or she'll off herself
>>26321371>>Thanks, I could use one.
>>26321371>>Thanks, I could use one.Dual-wield?
>>26321371>Nah, I'm comfortable with Var mk2 here.
>>26321371>Thanks, I could use one.
>>26321371>Thanks, I could use one."For all is worth, I'm glad you were trying to make the world a better place."
>>26321371>>Nah, I'm comfortable with Var mk2 here.>>26321394We missed that boat anon
>>26321371>Nah, I'm comfortable with Var mk2 here.We fight until we hear the buzzing sound!Defensive fighting style ho!
>>26321371>Thanks, I could use one.The Var is awesome, but it is not a fencing weapon. Please try and go non-lethal Jager
>>26321371>>Nah, I'm comfortable with Var mk2 here.We can totally take her with the Var!
>>26321396Var mk2 is basically a 2 hander. You COULD try dual wielding, but it'd be damn hard. And silly looking.
>>26321371>inb4 Karlafag riots
>>26321363>>26321378No.It's not MSF.It's A World With No Borders from Ace Combat Zero.You idiots.I love MGS, but dear GOD are you jackasses reaching never before seen levels of shoehorning.>>26321371>Other"Fine. Kill me. Finish what you started that day at the mansion if you're that dedicated to this insanity. But I won't let you justify it to yourself as a fair fight."
>>26321408>We missed that boat
>>26321427just get the flashbangs
>>26321449>Not Dragon tanks
>>26321427I already gave up when we became Sam's boyfriend. It was sad but I'm glad that Sam and Jager will be happy.
>>26321427I stood to the last on the ramparts at the battle of Jager Will You Be My Boyfriend. I fought with everything I had to go for a Karla end. But I lost. And I'm okay with this. I may be a little misty-eyed, but I don't blame anyone, and now that Jager is with Sam, that's the end of that. It's only a game. I'm sorry, Karla. I tried.
>>26321371Thanks I could use one.Though I feel hesistant but it maybe be the only opportunity."for what it's worth, I'm sorry it had to be this way."
>>26321407This seems appropriate.
>>26321371>Nah, I'm comfortable with Var mk2 here.Nah, its cool, I'll just stab you with my SwordGunGrenadelauncher.
>>26321407Supporting this.I know Karla isn't an option anymore, but it's a nice little sendoff.
>>26321476Deserters will be shot!
>>26321371thanks, but i've got thesedon boxing gloves
>>26321371Shoot her with the Var.
>>26321407Going with this.
>>26321371>>Nah, I'm comfortable with Var mk2 here.
>>26321506We have lost the war comrade, the sooner you accept that, the better.
>>26321506Its ok.I also died that day.
Guys, this is what she wants. She wants to be able to tell herself that she had no choice. Belkan Knights are big on chivalry. Force her to choose between her insane goal, and running through a man who has no intention of fighting her, a man she once loved, and she will break.Remember an early thread, MC said that trying to make Paladin Fall was a viable approach to the Karla situation.
>>26321476To be honest, I'm glad we went for Sam. She's been with us since the start, been our most loyal and valuable member of the team. She can handle herself and she constantly encouraged Jager to move on from the past. She's everything he needed!
>>26321407This all the way.
>>26321550...That's a really good point. Switching to this.
>>26321560horrible image choice...
>>26321371I won't fight youif you're going to stab me, stab me. will that satisfy your "pride?"
I just opposed a Sam hookup because I felt it limited our options . I would've been far more satisfying making the decision after we'd had a talk with Karla.>>26321407Seconding.
>>26321550son of a....GOING WITH THIS!
>>26321506Go for it I'm already dead inside.>>26321550Sure why not going with this.
>>26321550...So we don't fight her?GENIUS.
>>26321550Actually, this is a good idea, refuse to fight. Changing my vote to this.
>>26321550This will either end amazingly or absolutely horribly.Why not, going for it.
>>26321550yea, but Karla's honestly so bent up right now that we might/will get a sword through the gut for that...butChanging my vote (>>26321415) to >>26321550...fuck I'm going to regret going to bed on that decision...roll well you assholes, and it's been one hell of a ride
>>26321550>>26321569>>26321574>>26321577>>26321587>>26321588>>26321594I'm not sure you guys. Shes not running on Honor right now. Just broken dreams and tears.
>>26321550Yes. Force her to choose between her honor/love for us, and her ideals.
Oh dis gun b gud.
>>26321550changing vote to glorious pacifism
>>26321396Changing vote to:>>26321550
This, I wanted to wait since it made Jaeger still troubled by the past though not in a emo way but rather as emotional development.
>>26321618we still have the "broken dreams" on her then
>>26321550DO IT KARLA, DO IT I DARE YOU!>inb4 she does itEh, whatever, its a good idea anyway.
>>26321599sure we might have her go full wack job like roberta in blood trail but that is worst case
>>26321599Depends on the dice gods. I've got a sacrificial goat in my room for the roll. Hopefully that'll appease them.
If this ends with her jumping off the fucking blimp.
>>26321618It's more of a "fuck you, we're not giving you what you want."we counter with hugs.
>>26321643Going with this choice just seems kinda "I killed all your minions but I won't kill you. That would make me as bad as you!"option.
>>26321560There's always a chance for an alternate ending......right?
>>26321550So basically tell her it wasn't some nation or politics that was at fault for what she did to us but hers?
>>26321661I just watched that....god help us if she snaps like that
>>26321662How many rerolls do we still have again?
>>26321550vade magnum vel vade domus
Let's do this, if all else fails we have our fists
How about we accept the duel, then wait for an opening and drop our sword so we can hug her?
>>26321668Then we save her, because we're motherfucking JAGER STURMFUHRER. We're not going to let our childhood sweetheart and first love do something stupid, are we?
>>26321679if Merc gives us anything resembling a harem I will eat my own hat
>>26321679>alternate ending>questyeah no
>>26321693not enough. We still have the rest of the squad trying to do things
>>26321710just be glad you are not on /wooo/ we would make you do a PISS bet
>>26321704because that's basically a guaranteed Obi-Wan Kenobi end>>263216932 or 3 iirc
>>26321704Because then we already accepted the duel, and tried to back out. Or at least that's what she'd tell herself at night, when the nightmares woke her up for the third time in as many hours.No, if we refuse, we refuse right at the start. Then she CAN'T lie to herself anymore.
>>26321704I really don't want this to end in a hug. /tg/'s obsession with hugging is so bad that just once I want to see it end with them literally getting stabbed in the back.
You make it sound like that was a bad thing.It's only fitting Karla, the slayer of sturmfuger
>>26321799I don't he needs to have babies with Sam. LOTS OF BABIES!
>>26321801>sturmfugerin an alternate universe, Jager is Jager Sturmfuger, THE FUCKER OF STORMS
>>26321799>/tg/'s obsession with hugs getting them stabbed in the back.You have no idea how happy that would make me anon.
>>26321829SOOO MANY BABIES
>>26321801I'd actually be ok with that end
>>26321799I don't really have a problem with this, because it showed that we tried.
>>26321679It'd be cool, you know, just to see how a Karla route would've ended.
>>26321799>>26321870Also, it shows that we truly pity her
I laughed a bit too much with at that.
>>26321868GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF BABIES!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
>>26321889I'd really like to see what would've happened if we never dated Sam and joined in on Karla's world without boundaries.
>>26321679>>26321889>>26321938Guys, I'd maybe like to see MC's notes, but I'm not about to badger him to run a separate quest just as a what if.
>>26321889>>26321938VMQ: AU Karla Endthe ride never ends
You know, Karla's idealism would be cute if it wasn't so misguided.
>>26321938I'd like to see what would have happened if we'd gone full Tarin route. It seems like we had a lot of Tarin points regardless.
>>26321968If he DID do an AU I think it'd be more interesting to see a "What if Jager had managed to capture Karla during the attack on the mansion?" than just "the same story except Jager held out for Karla.">>26321920What about my blue collar?
>>26321371Is the Var mk2 blade detachable? As good as Jager is, the mobility loss from the Var isn't such a good idea here
>>26321966I don't think it'd require a full quest you could probably just have it as a side story with any differences up to the final battle stated in the op.
>>26321977I see what you did there.
>>26321968Jager Sturmfuhrer: Belkan Knight would have been superior
>>26322043The pink haired one or the princess?
>>26322043Would've been kinda boring. One of the things that made Karla an interesting option was the whole antagonistic lover bent we had with her.
>>26322043>>26321968Merc, please do this
>>26322073and then sam fags happened
Rolled 6, 10, 14 = 30>>26321371"For all is worth, I'm glad you were trying to make the world a better place." You say, giving her a genuine smile. "At least that tells me somewhere in there, you're still that knight you wanted to be so badly."Karla just freezes there. Not sure what to say. It certainly looks like you've hit her in a very vulnerable emotional spot. She said words couldn't turn her, but hey, it couldn't hurt to try, right? The beacon was already planted, and you were sure at this point Karla couldn't do anything about it."Karla, this is stupid. I don't want to fight you." You drop Var mk2. "Just give up. It's either that, or you're just going to have to kill an unarmed man."For the first time you can remember. Karla seems uncertain on what to do. The confusion and grief clear on her face.>roll 1d20
>>26322136PRAISE THE SUN!
>>26322136GO MY FRIEND GOOOOOO!
>>26322136BASED DICE GODS!
>>26322130>>26322136did I win?
>>26322136YES WE WIN!Karla tears incoming.
>>26322136Wrenloft, NEVAH STOP
>>26322136AND THAN WRENLOFT SAVED THE FUCKING DAY
>>26322094Yeah, I like Sam and she's a good choice, but I think our Karla relationship was resolved too soon because of it.
>>26322136ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. Wrenloft, all is forgiven
>>26322168never staph wrenloft never staph...
>>26322136all you stupidity in Ghost Quest was worth it for that single 20
>>26322136WRENLOFT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO ROLL AGAIN!
>next set of rolls is 4 1s
>>26322136>>26322142>>26322146DICE GODS BE PRAISED. Looks like my goat sacrifice payed off.
>>26322136All those nat 1s. All those Anons telling you to stop. But you persevered and came through for us when we needed it the most.Wrenloft is the hero we needed, but never deserved.
>>26322136>>26322142>>26322146Karla tears incoming
>>26322136Revere the awesome power of the Omnissiah and the Machine Spirit
>>26322136>yfw he was rolling 1d1+19
>>26322184>mfw we'll never get to take a Karla route
>>26322322You got me to check, you little fuck.
>>26322324If we aske Merc nicely, he might
>>26322324I wonder if we can do a Belkan Knight quest afterwards. New characters and all that.
>>26322376Harem end?Harem end.>everything rpivenYes, captcha. Rpive all the things.
>>26322410Nono fucking harem end
>>26322130>>26322136Glad that role to stab her when she wasn't looking crit. She'll die peacefully and painfully now.
>>26322408Good lord, people. Really?
>>26322408It won't be the same
>>26322440err painlesslygod damnit autocorrect
>>26322136After what seems like an eternity, Karla just drops her sword, falls to her knees, and begins bawling like a little girl."I-I-I just wanted to d-do something good for once!" She blubbers, trying to rub the tears out of her eyes. "Y-you don't know how hard it is, to r-run a country and s-s-stay true to your heart!"She then finally manages to put her crying on hold long enough to give you a sad stare."You win, Jager. Go on. End it.">Kill her.>Spare her.>Other
>>26322410Only harem end for Alek!!!
>>26322410>Harem end?No.I'm a grizzled old Karlafag, been here since thread 1, and I think that's stupid. Sam and Karla both deserve better.>>26322440Fuck you, asshole. Sam won. You can take your irrational hate for a fictitious character elsewhere, it's not wanted here.
>>26322461>Spare her.seriously, killing here here is probably the most assholish move possible.
>>26322324>>26322324Look on the brightside. If this continues with us against the Empire, they'll be opportunities for us to hang with Karla, of course I'd imagine the tension with Sam would be pretty bad.
>>26322463>>26322465>jokes are not allowed>ever>trying to tell a joke is trolling
>>26322461>Spare herAnd it's time of get off the ship. RUN GODDAMMIT!
>>26322461>Spare her."Come on Karla. We'll destroy this thing, and we'll leave this place. I won't lie to you, it's gonna take some time, but the pain will fade, and you'll find someone who makes you happy someday."
>>26322461Now would be a good time for that hug /tg/
>>26322461>Spare her."C'mon, let's get out of here"
>>26322461>Othergive her a hug, then lets blow this airship
>>26322461>Spare her."Come on, this place is probably going to explode pretty soon."
Rolled 1>>26322461Uh- I- Wahergarble!?!?/!
>>26322461>>Spare her"Karla, Belka needs a ruler and I'm not the kind of man fit to be one. Though I can't agree with your methods, you make me proud."Hug her, then bridal-carry her out.
>>26322461>Spare her.princess carry her off the airship while it explodes in the background and we give no fucks
>>26322461>Spare her."You still can, Karla." Extend hand. "Come on. Let's go home."
>>26322524HERE WE GO
>>26322524that's it, roll all the 1s out
>>26322517also, adding hugs to this>>26322524stop that
>>26322461>Other"Go to sleep"
>>26322461Smile sadly"Not a chance, Karla. Now order surrender so we can stop the death on the ground"place the beacon, grab her(making sure the swords are all far away first) and then get to the ground
>>26322527>bridal-carry her out.you mean princess carry her, because she is a princess, Sam gets the bridal-carry
Rolled 11>>26322461>Uh- I- Wahergarble!?!?/!
>>26322545Whoops, I meant that, thanks.
>>26322527>bridal-carry her out.>bridal-carryWHAT COULD GAVE BEEN FUCKGODDAMN
>>26322461ill second >>26322543lets not let any more people die needlessly
>>26322571HAVE I MEAN WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN
>>26322461Recruiting her would be so lulzy. Imagine if we impregnate her (behind Sam's back), imagine the kid. A fucking STURMFUHRER on the throne. That's terrifying.
>>26322461>Stick it inCaptcha: his gashere
>>26322461>>Spare her."As if I'd be so kind, I'm a Demon, remember?"
>>26322491>Karla hooks up with Ramirez>none of the Demons get any sleep at night, until eventually Jager pulls this on them
>>26322461>Slash another scar on her existing one"The Grandmaster died here today, now can my childhood friend help me end this madness?"Rurouni Kenshin bitches!
>>26322571>>26322585hey, as long as Sam is open to idea, I'm sure she could be Jaeger & Sam's mistress
>>26322585BEEN BEEN BEEN BEEN BEEN
>>26322571we all know who's responsible
>>26322596>impregnate her (behind Sam's back),YOU SIR, ARE A FUCKING CAD, AND I WILL FACE YOU ON THE FIELD OF HONOR FOR YOUR INSULTS TO BOTH PRINCESS HOHENZOLLERN AND MISS WELLINGS
Rolled 15>>26322524>>26322548What the hell? Par for the course with my rolling, last time I rolled in a thread I got two ones in a row. I then tried for three in a row by saying something like: "I can't possibly get three ones now can I".... I got an 11
>>26322543thiswe need to remember there's still a fuckhuge battle on the ground
>>26322615>Implying sam fags would agree
>>26322596>Imagine if we impregnate her (behind Sam's back)>(behind Sam's back)>Implying Sam wouldn't be in on it and loving fighting over who gets Jager in the bedroom
>>26322627Relax good sir. It was all in hypothetical jest. No harm was meant.
>>26322596>Impregnate her with Sam's helpCaptcha: dDates whichWhich indeed, captcha.
>>26322596Ugh.God, you guys are out in full force tonight. :|
>>26322575I bet the other Belkan leaders are going to be fucking furious. We've punched out or stared down every knight they've sent at us>>26322615Funnily, if Sam were willing to share Jager, she mentioned earlier that she had semi-idolized Karla in her youth.>>26322636As a Samfag I'm not averse to the idea, so long as she's chill with it.>>26322655>Black Lagoon>Terrorboners: The Anime
On a side note. As a Nyotalia fan, it's hilarious to see all these Prussia images being tossed around
>>26322136WRENLOOOOOOOOOOOOFTTTTTTWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK,(Also sup lads)
>>26322667>Impregnate her>Sam's help
>>26322667only if RAMIREZ helps JAGER with his BACKDOOR ACTION !
>>26322682I just saw blood trailer....god damn the fucking body count...fuck!
>>26322682Balalaika is superior source of Roanapur terror-boners.
>>26322705oook I am going to bed I am fucking up big time now
>>26322686Wrenloft is the chosen one, destined to save the quest through all the highs and lows of his journey, gaining the ire of all whenever he rolled poorly. Now, with the power of the dice gods channeled in his computer, he types "dice+1d20" hoping for a good roll.
>let's go for a harem end with Sam and Karla!>No lets beg MC to write us an alternate ending!>No lets have him do a complete AU where Jager joins Karla as a knight!Okay, so I know that these are probably mostly jokes, and I can't get too upset over all this since you're all just grasping at straws because you didn't get you're girl and just venting over the loss. But guys, you're being a tad unreasonable, you don't see people who like Heloise or Elizabeth or Tarin asking MC to redo things for them.
>>26322655why do I want to see jager fight this beast?
>>26322615It was common/acceptable among nobility up to the 19th century. I still don't think Sam would be to thrilled.
>>26322711Yea, I agree, but I can't find the one goddamn pic I'm looking for, so Roberta had to do
>>26322739she Idolized Karla when she was younger, whats the bet she fantasized getting into the princess' pants?
>>26322733All jokes contain a bit of truth, but as far as I can tell it's just people joking
>>26322733My suggestion for Belkan Knight was more along the line of playing the campaign from different side, and maybe even find the solution that isn't blowing every country with laser to maintain the Belkan sovereignty, or failing that, name it Outer Heaven
>>26322733dude, they are ALL jokes, we're just joking around waiting for what should be an EPIC post by MC
>>26322730I assume hes talking about Robertas blood trail, an OVA for black lagoon.
>>26322739Have Sam be the wife and Karla the mistress would rustle Karla's jimmies most thoroughly though...
>>26322734because it would be a crazy gun fight. look at this thing she used!
>>26322769>Be a merc play like a knight>Be a knight play as a mercNigga what?
>>26322732And in that moment, as the guitars and castinets reached their Crescendo. That most beautiful of numeric strings, that paragon of all that man aspires to be and that one number questers everywhere dream of.Natural.Twenty.By Wrenloft's hand the Demons of Randgriz rejoiced.(Seriously been out most of the day and return to this. Glorious victory meine kamarden. Simply glorious.)
>>26322771>implying i was joking about wanting a karla route
>>26322461>Kill herShe ruined her chance for a happy life with us. We tried the first time. We tried the second time. We tried the third time.That's it. Hold her gently, and when she's crying remembering everything she's done to ruin us. Put a blade deep into her heart, let her pain dissappear in the arms of the man she once loved.
>>26322324You know it would start small: visits in prison, short chats, that sorta thing. We might even show a sliver of kindness and bring her some home cooking, maybe even a gift or two.Things would get more intimate from there. A stolen kiss, a quick grope. Before we know it it would turn in to a full-blown affair, with her living in a summer house nestled in some quiet valley, a stunning mistress to complement our warm-hearted wife, laden with child.And from there? It could go anywhere from there.
>>26322795>iron-sight barrett .50>underslung grenade launchershe was fuckin' one-handing the thing too
>>26322798Oh yeah music I was listening to I'm not lying when it hit the crescendo as I read Wrenloft's roll.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k
>>26322733You know it always came down to Sam vs Karla. It's like Christianity and Islam. Sure there's other Religions, but these two will always but heads and be the loudest. Me myself, I could be happy with either Sam or Karla. I do find Karla slightly more compelling. It's how idealisticly broken she is that does it for me.
>>26322797gotta love that /tg/ ridiculousness
>>26322798I'm still disappoint it didn't end with a duel against Valkyria Karla, but whatever, hug hug hug
>>26322822you forgot the musket and the metal rods she used as ammo
>>26322767>>26322771>implying i was joking about wanting a karla routeThat said I'm not going to demand one if MC gives us an alt end sweet if not oh well what could've been
>>26322795>sniper rifle with underslung rotary nade launcherI never could get over how goddamn dumb that was, even for Black Lagoon.Roberta in general was just inhuman.
>>26322832I'd say a 20 from Wrenloft of all people is impressive enough. A little meta but damn that's some godly timing.>>26322461>Spare her
>>26322832Its funny he thinks that the empire doesn't have an even bigger secret weapon hidden a way just because.
>>26322733Don't be ridiculous.No one likes Heloise.
>>26322797Actually, we took the Soldier Ace Style at character creation. It just happens that the best way to protect OUR people also happens to protect ALL of the people.
>>26322854and the belt buckle gun
>>26322824Oh, I agree but I personally prefer Sam because this is all we get out of Karla's character since we're at the end of the quest. Sam helped Jager's character grow and develop and I don't even really know who Karla is.
>>26322832Karla was a Valkyria?
All the girls are awesome. Just Karla and Sam overshadow the rest.
>>26322866I know she had eyes for his squire, but I'd laugh if Heloise managed to rope SIR ERIK SCHNEE
>>26322832Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellenceconsists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting
>>26322875I know what we picked it just seems silly metawise.
>>26322887White hair, red eyes
>>26322884You know, the CHILDHOOD FRIEND the one that NEVER WINS!
>>26322892>implying Schnee won't become Karla's Sam
>>26322882>yfw Jager is Shirou Emiya
>>26322892Heloise gets the harem end.
>>26322896My favorite Sun Tzu quote
>>26322924FUCK WRONG QUOTE.>>26322875 Meant to quote that.
>>26322892would be hilarious, Erik invites all the douche politicians around for a dinnerparty and Heloise gives them diabetees
>>26322936someone's gotta keep the men from Alec
>>26322917She did win, got engaged and everything. The fucked it up. I'm just glad the nice girl with a heart of gold won for a change. The nice girl never wins.
>>26322884to be honest, i never cared for samdunno why
>>26322822gif is way too big but I found ithttp://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1269735also its in dub form now
>>26322967>Alicia Melchiott.(Although Juno Coren loses, but they're both nice)
>>26322967>>26322970sam feels a bit sue'ish
>>26322970Because Sam is the call of duty of the girls has mass appeal but no sustenance
>>26322967what is happening right now? Does it look like Winning or WINNING!?
>>26322461You slowly walk towards Karla, and she closes her eyes, expecting you to take her life.As if you'd ever do anything that cold hearted.Instead, you kneel down and give her a great big bear hug, for the first time in years. Karla gives out a little gasp of surprise at the move."W-what's the meaning of this?" Karla blubbers."There. It's over now." You smile and take her hand. "Come on, let's get out of here."Karla just sniffs, wiping away more tears and wordlessly allows you to pull her up to her feet."You were always like this, you know." Karla mumbles "You always seemed like a better knight than me.""Don't be silly. I could never be a knight. Too stuffy and uptight." You laugh softly. "Now, uh, how the hell do we get off this thing?""Well, we could just-" Karla then pauses and blinks. "What's that buzzing sound.""Buzzing- OH SHIT." You just then remember that you had already set the radio beacon, which as relaying targeting information to an incoming buzzbomb.The same beacon barely a foot behind you."Karla, we need to get off this airship, and we need to get off of it QUICK." You say. "Like, RIGHT THE HELL NOW.""All I have is this." Karla says, picking up what looks like to be a huge backpack."And what the hell is that.""Parachute." She says, tossing it to you. "Put it on.""Para-what?""Newfangled sciency thing. Jump off and pull the cord and you supposedly won't die." Karla shrugs. "Never tested it myself."You're about to protest that last point, but the buzzing is getting louder. You quickly sling the parachute on, but notice Karla isn't putting one on."Karla? Why aren't you-""I only brought one, okay!?" Karla yells, her face flushing red. "I was seriously expecting only one of us to leave this airship alive!""Honestly." You shake her your head and pull her close. "Jump off and pull the cord, right?""Yeah." Karla nods, and holds on to you tight."Here goes." You say, and leap into the empty sky.(cont)
>>26322904She didn't really have the epic size bust to go with it.>>26322917It now hits me. I usually hate the childhood friend romance option, but I'm still a Karlafag. Guess MC managed to make me care.>>captcha: like mopeace
>>26322971>dubThe dub for Black Lagoon actually makes sense (because the characters are speaking English in canon or whatever) but it sounds weird to me.
>>26322990Black Ops 2 and the first Modern Warfare had genuine effort put into them, they don't deserve to be dissed man.
>>26322990Or, well, Sam is stable, supportive and encourages Jager to let the past go and work towards a better future for himself. That could be why we went for her.
There is so much samefagging and waifuing in this thread it's disgusting.There are by my count 3 anons that are all wanting MC to give Karla this dick and Karla route regardless of Sam being pleged and married following an involved plot after Karla betrayed MC in the first place.Now they all want to forget that she is batshit evil crazy. Wave their magic fingers and think their waifu is fixed and have their happy ending.Where this is approximately between 7-8 anons that don't want to waifu her, but rather spare her and anywhere between see justice done to just let her go, or refriend her. No waifu mode.There 1 one anon who presented a good point and voted to kill her. But I think that's crazy, a good point but crazy. Then again love is crazy.My vote personally is to plant the charge, say goodbye and take the last parachute and jump.
>>26323013>(because the characters are speaking English in canon or whatever)They speek like 5 different languages in canon
>>26323015>Black ops 2>Effort
>>26323015I meant the series as is now the first one was bretty gud i'll admit.
>>26323027you're a little late, and very bitter
>>26323010She's been hardcore into martial ideal, odds are she's binding at least a DBeside, Aliasse was the purest Valkyur in the series, and her tits aren't epic size
>>26323009One parachute, two people.This'll hurt.
>>26323037You've never played the campaign haven't you?It was the first CoD that used something other than the fucking color brown. I give points for that alone.
>>26323027Calm down. Saving her doesn't mean automatically LOLBACKINLOVE. It's the "knightly" thing to do, which she pointed out.>>26323033They all communicate in English, because it's the one language in common. Revy, Dutch and Benny are all American, Rock's Japanese, Roberta's Colombian, and the Russians are...well...Russian
>>26323055She's young. Give the kid a few years.
>>26323062its alrightRagnite, son
>>26323027Oh, we know we've lost. We've admitted it, and Sam is an excellent choice. If this RP continues with Karla, I won't push it. Still not going to stop us from playing what-if games. And the potential for Sam-Karla conflicts is going to be entertaining, even if Karla has no chance.
>>26323082all the different factions use english to talk to each other, and seeing as how the lagoon crew deal with everyone as go betweens and couriers, it makes sense they speak english
>>26323062We're going to have our legs break and Karla's going to carry us to safety calling it now.
>>26323110That's...what I'm saying
It's gonna be awkward when we find out that all the Demons on the ground are routed after all this
anyone gonna archive the thread?
>>26323161doesn't matter, won war
>>26323009>"I only brought one, okay!?" Karla yells, her face flushing red. "I was seriously expecting only one of us to leave this airship alive!"Karla-chan, why so tsun-tsun?>parachuteWE FALL UPON THE RISERSWE FALL UPON THE GRASS!WE NEVER LAND UPON OUR FEETWE ALWAYS HIT OUR ASS!HIGHTY-TIGHTYCHRIST ALMIGHTYWHO THE HELL ARE WE?ZIM-ZAMGOD DAMNWE'RE AIRBORNE INFANTRY
>>26323161the rest of the demons had better make it, especially sam and isolde and heloise
>>26323176>Inb4 Jager founds the Gallian 1st Airborne
>>26323166Uhh, the war isn't over yet. All we did is take out both sides' superweapons. That said, it'll get us closer to actually ending the war, but it's a step.
>>26323176...knock on woodGORY GORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIEHE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE
>>26323185Just one of the tings you'll learn at Sturmfuher Academy, Jumping out of the tallest tower with naught but synthetic cloth
>>26323185not the Rhodesian light infantry? HERESY
>>26323009And for a brief moment, a second sun formed over the Hydrian Mountains. The buzzomb, guided by the radio beacon, hits dead center on Excalibur's weak point, igniting its ragnite core and setting off a chain reaction that engulfs not only itself, but the Hresvelgr carrying it as well. In an instant, what was the physical symbol of Belka's unstoppable might was turned into ash, smoke, and falling debris.Everybody present could remember exactly what they were doing when Excalibur was destroyed.---Sam and Schnee were both slumped against the smoldering ruins of his tank, both utterly exhausted. Sam had literally used up all of her lance rounds knocking out Schnee's tank, only for the massive knight to pop out of his hatch, is armor and clothes on fire, as he tried to cut her down with his broadsword. It took some last second moves with her lance, as well as some desperate hand to hand fighting, to hold him off. Now, the both them were just too exhausted to continue.Meanwhile, Fleisher and Dietrich's tanks were totally slagged, but Fenrir and Kilroy weren't that much better off. Both knights, who were trying to redeem themselves for their past failures, decided to try and stay in their tanks to very end, only to get pulled out by Julia and Headcase because what kind of tanker would want that die like that.----Heloise was meanwhile under the ruins of the bridge, her lagged trapped under a fallen beam. Ramirez had been doing everything he could to protect her from the encroaching guards. Every time, he'd stop by to check on her, as well as to restock on ragnaid and grenades. She could've sown every time he came back, he was carrying a different weapon. Finally, Ramirez returned, not with a weapon, but Williams slung over his shoulder. Fortunately, Ramirez was considerate enough to keep him alive, and he deposited him gently next to Heloise. She could only smile and stroke his hair as she used her last ragnaid on his wounds.----(cont)
>>26323208>DietrichHuh...wasn't it Heinrich?
>>26323208>She could only smile and stroke his hair as she used her last ragnaid on his wounds.She had better fucking make it
>>26323208Yes, free happy ends!
>>26323218we punched him so hard his name changed?
>>26323208Ramirez is such a COD player. It's awesome.
>>26323218>Heloise was meanwhile under the ruins of the bridge, her lagged trapped under a fallen beam. Ramirez had been doing everything he could to protect her from the encroaching guards. Every time, he'd stop by to check on her, as well as to restock on ragnaid and grenades. She could've sown every time he came back, he was carrying a different weapon.What happened to some of those words.
>>26323208Why can't I... Hold all this Hnnngh?You know what would go great with this... The dead island trailer theme
>She could've sown every time he came back, he was carrying a different weapon. Clearly Ramirez is playing Gun Game.
>>26323286i think Merc is on his last legs
>>26323218Yeah MC remembered the wrong ace
Rolled 1>>26322859Isn't there a scene where she dopes up? It's a shot of her in the bathroom with open pill bottles all around her. If not doping, she could have used PURE RAGE to fuel her crazytime. It's established that something is unhinged within her, and the events that transpired brought the animal within too the forefront.
>>26323289He's playing musical guns. It's like musical chairs, except you can't use the same gun twice.
>>26323185HE WAS JUST A ROOKIE TROOPER AND HE SURELY SHOOK WITH FRIGHTAS HE CHECKED ALL HIS EQUIPMENT AND MADE SURE HIS PACK WAS TIGHT.HE HAD TO SIT AND LISTEN TO THOSE AWFUL ENGINES ROARYOU AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!>>26323204RLI made heavy use of helicopters, which are still a long ways off considering how new planes are.
>>26323208Their reactions when they see Karla carrying Jaeger is going to be priceless.
>>26323327she was eating those pills like fucking popcorn. she started with that one guy and the hot coals....
>>26323327I read the book about a week ago. She was chugging pills the entire time and dropping the empty bottles as she went.
>>26323350>inb4 sam blasts her our of rage
>>26323373Out of ammo yo
>>26323352>>26323359Sorry, which anime we talking about. I need to watch it now.
>>26323345GORY, GORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE,WITH A RIFLE ON HIS BACK AS HE'S FALLING THROUGH THE SKY!GORY, GORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE,HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
>>26323383Black Lagoon. Specifically the Roberta's Blood Trail OVA
>>26323327Oh yeh she's definitely off her rocker and taking pills like candy.But even while doped up, straight up chasing down a car/straight up fighting an entire platoon of professional soldiers twice is still a little bit over the top.Still entertaining, but its my least favourite arc.
>>26323327>>26323352>>26323359Those were painkillers. Interfectum brand, 600mg.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv0y0On8ZGQ
I hope all you other Karlafags realize how broken and fucked up Karla is right now, and how painfully screwed up her idealism is (course that's why I love her so much).
>>26323401>Surviving fighting an entire platoon of professional soldiers twiceAt that point it crosses the line from 'badass' to 'complete wank'.
>>26323208Alek and Elsa were busy trying to hold off a security team that was trying to retake the observation tower. It was pretty hectic actually, sniping guys at point blank range and tossing thrown grenades out the windows. Alek of course was pretty miserable, but Elsa was having the time of her life.---Things were kind of quiet for Tarin, Brillant, and Arthur. Up until they saw Excalibur explode, and realizing they were right under it, had to haul some serious ass to avoid being crushed.---Meanwhile, a maintenance crew performing damage control didn't notice that they suddenly had a new member in their midst, carefully trying to avoid attention whenever guards passed by.---As for the Stig, well, an Imperial security team moved to secure the wreckage of the Growler after it fell from the Hresvelgr. However, when they inspected it, they found nothing. Not even a body.---To say that the parachute ride was a bit hectic was a major understatement. It was a goddamn miracle that your parachute wasn't torn up from the heat and falling debris. However, the landing was a bit harder than you would've liked, sending both you and Karla sprawling on the ground. Fortunately, you both had enough strength and presence of mind to scramble to your feet and get clear of the falling Hresvelgr, where you were then confronted by dozens of very angry Imperial guards."Release the princess!" One of them yelled at you."Stand down." Karla says, stepping forward. She's limping a bit due to the hard landing, but it wasn't anything to serious, according to her. "Stand down, and give me that radio."The guards, perplexed, follow their Princess' orders and lower their weapons. One of the hands her a comm set, no doubt wired to the entire base."Attention, all Imperial and Belkan forces in the Hydrian Facility." Karla speaks loudly and clearly. "It's over. Lay down your arms and surrender. No more blood will be shed this day."(cont)
>>26323421What, are we /a/ now?
>>26323413Forgive me for saying this, but I have to:Please download it or something instead...much higher quality...Okay.../a/ sperg over. Sorry
Which one of you guys put VMQ on tvtropes?
>>26323407>>26323413>>26323400Black Lagoon aka Pyschotic Killer ladies bonanza the Sixth.>>26323423Also Ctrl+FNo "Pixie" or "Solo wing" or "Buddy" or "Still Alive?" C'mon /tg/.
>>26323427>Tarin, Brillant, and ArthurWhere's Isolde?
>>26323425Yeh Roberta's like that.Like BL has always been a cheesy action movie kind of gig, but anything involving Roberta tends to take it a little too far.
>>26323443Dude, link? I need to read this!
>>26323427>hey found nothing. Not even a body.HE LIVES
>>26323427>Alek and Elsa were busy trying to hold off a security team that was trying to retake the observation tower. It was pretty hectic actually, sniping guys at point blank range and tossing thrown grenades out the windows. Alek of course was pretty miserable, but Elsa was having the time of her life.Sounds like something straight out of CoD, Ramirez would be proud.
>>26323427>As for the Stig, well, an Imperial security team moved to secure the wreckage of the Growler after it fell from the Hresvelgr. However, when they inspected it, they found nothing. Not even a body.Oh god that's amazing
>>26323443...Seriously?Well lookeet that.
>>26323443>>26323471It's under the fanfic recommendations. I guess that's fine?
here is her season one...she was packing more weapons I think
>>26323427The guards look at each, then at Karla, and then back at you."Fuck it." One of them says and drops his rifle. "I just wanna go home."There are grunts of agreement, and the other guards similarly toss down their weapons and walk away.Suffice to say, General Freyberg was quite surprised when the Imperials started surrendering en masse. But then again, he suspected it had something to do with the Demons."Well? What are you waiting for?" Karla says, looking back at you. "I'm pretty sure she needs you, you know.""Well, what about you?" You ask. "Are you going to be okay?""I don't think I'm going to be 'okay' ever again." Karla sighs. "But.... I'll try to clean this up. I've got no other choice.">Good luck, Karla. >Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.>Other
>>26323407>Roberta is Max PayneThat makes a surprising amount of sense, actually. Considering that both Black Lagoon and Max Payne are loaded with John Woo references, it's not completely unbelievable that Hiroe decided to go for the meta.
>>26323517>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.
>>26323517>>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.
>>26323517>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam."you need to check on Shnee, right?"
>>26323517>>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.why the fuck not
>>26323517>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.I want to see this.
>>26323517>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.We may not get back together with her, but I'll be damned if we don't try to get her started off on the right foot
>>26323515oh god the grenades under the dress was the best part.
>>26323517So uh...Where's Isolde?
>>26323452UH SHE WAS TOTALLY FINE. Yeah, she was helping out Julia and Headcase too.Oh right, and upon closer inspection, Julia found a lancer team that would have flanked her vehicle all dead from sword wounds, funnily enough.
>>26323517>>26323427>>26323208Ah, the fruits of my labor>>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.
>>26323517>Good luck, Karla.This seems more appropriate
I'm surprised Elsa didn't try to make love to Alex during this?
>>26323517>>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.I believe you have a knight that needs introduction as well.
>>26323517>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.We'll never be lovers again, too much pain on both sides for that, but that doesn't mean we can't be friends.
>>26323573what better way to cover all the angles than front to front, shooting over each others shoulders?
>>26323606oral you bonehead
>>26323620how do you hug with your mouth?!
>>26323517>Introduce your ex to your new wife.How fucking stupid can you get, this is going to cause all kinds of problems. that part of MC's life is done! Leave her, take Same, go somewhere far away and make lots of little STURMFUHRERS. Karla is done, cutoff, no more.>Goodbye, Karla, I'm glad I didn't need to kill you.
Rolled 19>>26322524>>26322548>>26322629>>26323327Mother of Fuck, I'm not going to post any more. My dice are apparently broken.
>>26323648A BLOWJOB YOU FUCKING MORON!
>>26323691Who would hire somebody just to blow on things?
>>26323567That it does.>Good luck, Karla.
>>26323710A soup kitchen.
>>26323710first you take a ponos and put in in a girls mouth. Then she sucks on your ponos till you jam it in!
>>26323517>Good luck, Karla.We've tied up every loose end. Now might not be the best time for a meeting, not after such a harrowing battle.Maybe someday in the future, they can meet again on better terms. One can hope.
>>26323745...you lost me
>>26323745Sir, would you try rephrasing that into English? I'm not sure I understood you.
>>26323761He's lost everyone, don't worry.
>>26323745...What flavour of jam?
>>26323517>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.and if you ever get tired of being a Princess, you never did personally piss off any of the Demons
>>26323761JUST JAM IT IN YOU FOOL
Why don't you come with me, I never did properly introduce you to Sam.
>>26323778all the flavors
>>26323788Only one man would DARE to give me the Raspberry.LONE STARR!
You guys are ridiculous. I blame Merc for making this an option.
>>26323770Also, rub the cOOOOris and try to hit that O-spot. Stick it in her bOOO if she lets you.Only twist her nOOOOes if she asks you to.
>>26323808>implying we wouldn't write in something similar
>>26323818>Stick it in her bOOO if she lets you.Sadly, most girls aren't as awesome as Senpai.
>>26323808It would have happened anyway./tg/ normally goes for maximum acceptance/redemption ends.
>>26323517only just got here an I assume MC is busy writing but fuck it, heres my vote>>Why don't you come with me. I never did properly introduce you to Sam.
>>26323838Best girl would have gone for it. No route now, only death.
>>26323808This happy ending is going to be so sickeningly sweet we're all going to get diabetes
>>26323903>epilogue>old jager looks like wilford brimley
>>26323838Tell me anon, is Senpai Senpai without her glasses?
>>26323903We fucking better, this is Valkyria Chronicles we're talking about, the entire world tastes like diabetes
>>26323903>>Implying this is the end. Implying that there isn't a war still going on with the Empire.
>>26323893She totally would have let you stick your bookmark in her book, or twist her noodles.
>>26323932Of course not. How DARE you even ask such a question.
>>26323893She's getting one in the remake, dude.REJOICE!
>>26323977>Remake>ever actually getting made let alone translatedDESPAIR
>>26323965Good man.Am I the only one who was kinda sad when I found out it was body paint and not bitchin' tats?
>>26324022I remember being really disappointing when i found that out
>>26324022I was too anon. I was too.
>>26324022You aren't alone. It made me very sad.
>>26323517"Why don't you come with me? I never did introduce you so Sam." You say."W-what?" Karla blinks. "Do you really think that's a good idea?""Well, last I saw, she was going to shoot lance rocket into one of your knight's faces, so I'm pretty sure you'd want to see if they made it, as well.""That's... a good point." Karla nods absentmindedly.So, the both of you start the lonely journey back to the other side of the assembly chamber. Since you were in the Growler when traversing the chamber earlier, you never realized how GODDAMN FAR it was.However, one bright side was that you were able to link up with the rest of you squad along the way. You find Tarin, Brillant, and Arthur unhurt. Alek and Elsa are a bit worse for wear, but otherwise okay. It also seemed that Ramirez and Williams worked together to pull Heloise out from under some wreckage and were both supporting her. Elizabeth just seemed to pop out of nowhere, as usual. At first, the Demons were wary of Karla tagging along, but considering you were vetting for her, they didn't really have any room to argue.Finally, you reach the area where you left Sam off. Part of you as afraid that she didn't make it, but another part of you refuses to acknowledge that, telling you that there's no way she'd ever die. Not in a place like this."Hey, Cap." You hear Sam call out to you weakly. You spin around and sprint over to her."Sam!""It's fine, I'm alright!" Sam grins as you pick her up in a big hug. She then blink when she sees Karla standing behind you. "Whoa, what's SHE doing here?""Just here to make sure her own men were okay." You say. "Congratulations, Samantha Welings." Karla smiles and shakes Sam's hand. "Jager's a good man. One of the best. You hold on to him and never let go, is that clear?""Yeah." Sam nods, a bit confused.(cont)
>>26324018We're discussing Nasuverse stuff. Whenever anyone says REJOICE in that context, especially in caps, they don't mean that you should actually rejoice.
>>26324080And everything went better than we expected.
>>26324080WHERE THE FUCK IS ISOLDE?
>>26324080I remembering reading the first few parts of this quest and those of us saying that we should spare Karla. Well, it looks like it happened.
I'd like to point out that we haven't killed a single knight in this whole quest. Well, named knights, anyway. Dunno about the ones during the initial push into the Round Table. Still, pretty impressive.
>>26324153Riding off into the sunset.
>>26324153...Yeah, where IS Isolde? She hasn't shown up once!
>>26324080I've yet to see a QM with enough guts to give the players the bad end. Still so far this is a pretty good end if you ask me.
>>26324164Yup, only killed tons of nameless mooks.
>>26324187idk, Ghost quest is pretty brutal to his players.
>>26324080"It's good to see that you've surrounded yourself with such wonderful people." Karla smiles at you. "But now I have to see to my own. Hopefully... we'll meet under much better circumstances?" "We will." You affirm. "You know, we're planning on branching out into education after all this is over. Feel free to visit us any time.""I'll think on it." Karla then bows to you politely. "Next time, then."Karla then walks off to where Schnee, Fleisher, and Heinrich are gathered. They just look down solemnly at having failed her, but Karla just lunges forward and hugs all three of them, to their combined surprise."So.... what exactly happened?" Sam asks you, a bit perplexed."It's a long story." You sigh. "Come on, let's get the hell out of here.""Yeah, let's-ah!" Sam stumbles as her legs give way under her. Obviously she was still exhausted."Do you need, assistance, Milady?" You say a bit jokingly, sweeping Sam up into a princess carry."You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you'd make a really great knight." Sam laughs. "Has anybody ever told you that?""Yeah, a few." You shrug. Then you lean forward to kiss her long and hard.The rest of the Demons just groan and go on ahead without you. Finally, after a small eternity, your lips finally part."Let's go home, Sam.""Yeah, let's." Sam smiles.THE END>But don't go yet, we've still got the individual epilogues!
>>26324178DAMMIT MICKEYYOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE GRAIL-KUN SERIOUSLYTHAT FRIEND MAKER ISN'T ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE YOU ANY FRIENDS
>>26324187I believe slaver quest was bad-ended, but IIRC it was due to players being completely stupid
>>26324220It's less Ghost Quest being brutal and more the players being illiterate morons.
>>26324176Isolde had to go now, her planet needs her.Isolde died on the way back to her home planet
>>26324208with lots of family waiting back home for their poor conscripted brother end his term and come back home to his loving girlfriend.
>>26324237It's over, gents.;_;
>>26324237GOD DAMN IT MERC COMMAND YOU FORGOT ISOLDEAGAIN :C
>>26324266>implying Isolde didn't return to her homeworld and establish a knightly order
>>26324265Well yeah, that's the consequence of being completely stupid. I gave up on that quest.
>>26324237>>26324280I will make you regret being born Merc.
>>26324280Maybe she was off finding that bro from her sidequest.
>>26324238But the plan is fool proof how could it not work?
Damnit Drawanon, where are you!?!?!?!?! We need you to draw us more spectacular pics!
>>26324280>>26324266>>26324176>>26324153Seriously, you guys miss the most obvious things.>>26323561
>>26324322>>26324080>>26324237I don't see her at all.
>>26324346Maybe after dealing with the Lancers, she went off to deal with something else that only she noticed.
>>26324346IT'S RIGHT THERE >>26323561YOUYOUYOUDOUBLE DARCSEN
>>26324384See >>26324373What happened to her after dealing with those Lancers?
>>26324404vanishedinto the woods with the Stig
>>26324373>>26324404>Implying Isolde dealt with the lancers and not Sir Steelballs The Old
>>26324404isolde didn't kill the lancers she doesn't have a sword
>>26324303Bad end wouldn't of meshed with the mood/choices we've made. I'm pretty sure more brutal/edgier choices would've gotten bad end, but we played this quest very idealistically and the end reflects that.Also, about the end, Karla still pretty fucked up. I'd be worried about her doing some more stupid shit, all for the greater good, of course. She's proven that she doesn't exactly have the most realistic expectations or perspective.
>>26324279Yeah, and what a way to end it. This has been one hell of an experience, start to finish.What really gets me is how you made all the characters so damn memorable, including Jager. I was worried that the PC would just echo everyone and have zero real personality, but he really came into his own as the quest progressed.Best quest I've read yet, Merc Command. Bravo. Can't wait for the epilogues!
>>26324426she is a knight, she always has a sword
>>26324427Dude, we were talking about Ghost Quest.The Black Hole of stupid, which is a shame, because the GM was pretty skilled.
so whats the chances of a sequel/spinoff quest where we play as Erik Schnee during the aftermath of the war trying to rebuild Belka and gaining its independance?
>>26324427Not really if her hugging her men was anything to go by i think we verbally backhanded her priorities back in order.>>26324450It was the old fencer from Julia's side story you loon.
>>26324237EPILOGUEShortly after the destruction of Hresvelgr and Excalibur, Belka eventually capitulated to the Federation, under the condition that it remain independent from both Imperial and Federation rule. Since the Federation wanted to pull its forces out of Belka as soon as possible reinforce other fronts, (as well as a certain favor called in to President Harling), they largely agreed to the terms. However, the Belkan monarchy was abolished in favor of a democratic government. All of its standing military forces were disbanded, with the only exception being the Knights, who were restricted to civil defense and other civic duties. However, what should have been a period of great turmoil and unrest in Belka actually turned out to be a smooth transition of power, mostly thanks to Princess Karla Hohenzollern's personal acceptance of the terms. While she was no longer a Princess, she was still the Grand Master of the Belkan Knights, meaning she still carried a significant amount of influence in the country. In either case, once the Federation occupation forces and international monitors left many years later, Belka would eventually become a free and independent nation similar to Gallia.As for the war in general, the inability for either side to gain a decisive advantage, as well as growing war weariness among the populations of both sides eventually gave President Harling and the Emperor enough clout to force a truce and the official end to the war. In the end, the Federation gained a bit of Imperial territory, as well as reparations from the Empire for damages. However, many Federation politicians were unsatisfied at the lack of a decisive resolution, though that's a story for another day.(cont)
>>26324486If there were to be a sequel, I'd rather play as one of Jaeger's descendants. Maybe an Ace Combat quest?
>>26324555as long as all the planes are some sort of ragnitepunk/dieselpunk hybrids, with loads of Ace Combat mixed in, I'm in
>>26324555Well, MC did mention once that he already had kids planned out because reasons.
>>26324555I'd rather play as someone else's descendant honestly, maybe Alek or Isolde's?
>>26324555>Maybe an Ace Combat quest?I'd participate in that whether it was related to this quest or not.Of course you'd have HOURS of arguing over what plane to fly.Flanker or Phantom are the only right choices for TRUE MEN OF HONOR to fly.
>>26324585>Alek's daughter and Heloise's son both team up and fly a not!F-15
>>26324511GENERAL ADOLPHUS FREYBERGAfter a surprisingly successful campaign driving into the heart of Belka, Freyberg was promoted to Supreme Commander of the Federation Armed Forces, a post he was rather reluctant to take since all he really wanted to do was go home to Ustio and retire.Fortunately, he was "convinced" by Harling supporters to drag his feet in mobilizing a renewed Round Table campaign, leading to the eventual peace treaty. Freyberg finally got the opportunity to retire back to to his homeland, though this time with a significantly larger pension.You can still find him in his home city of Valais, either relaxing at his new beach house or giving lectures to young Ustian officers.
>>26324619Fuck that. F-22s, man. You can't deny the Ribbon.
>>26324626>not having them fly a not!F-16E/F togetherIf a Viper, a Mudhen, and a Tomcat fucked, you'd get the Desert Falcon. It is a sexy fucking bird.
>>26324619A better point of arguing would be what our callsign would be.I personally vote for Jester.
>>26324667Utterly dominates at standoff range, but not so hot in a knife fight. Only goes about 50/50 against Eurofighter Typhoons if they can force it into a turning fight.>>26324698Not insulting enough. Remember, real callsigns are almost always a joke at the pilot's expense.
>>26324638COLONEL LEONARD LYNCHWhile most of the plans Lynch set into motion during the war were largely successful, some would say that he got a bit TOO ambitious. After the war, the Albian government decided to perform an audit on all war expenses, and realized that nearly all of the money earmarked for black operations had been marked as spent. When confronted with this, Lynch steadfastly refused to divulge what hundreds of millions of Federation credits were spent on, citing that was the point of the black ops budget.Suffice to say, the Albian government was not amused and slashed the AIS's budget for the next few years. But, Lynch is a patient man, and after several years, it became clearly evident that the AIS was a badly needed institution.It was said that Lynch actually smiled when the Albian government reluctantly restored his budget, and even expanded it beyond previous wartime levels.
>>26324730Butbutbutbutbut Mobius 1 :(
Ah, a asshole to The end
>>26324731CAPTAIN WERNHAM DAVOSAfter the end of the war, Captain Davos and the crew of the Vergeltung immediately resigned from the Albian Navy to officially join the Demons of Randgriz. They still patrol the Gallian seas with the captured Imperial u-boat, keeping an eye out for intruders, and occasionally playing pranks on unsuspecting civilian shipping.When asked if he would ever retire, Davos said he'd sooner jump overboard with a cannonball tied to his legs than do something like that.
>>26324745Is a total badass, don't get me wrong. And if we ever did long-range intercept work in the hypothetical quest, I'd be the first to say "Grab a Raptor".But if we wanna go with a Gen-5 for our primary, let's go for the gusto.
>>26324820You realise that the Widow was even shittier in a knife fight right?
>>26324804Marisa Elsmeth Lucreztia "Grandma" SturmfuhrerGrandma continued becoming a power player in Gallian politics, doing everything in her power to make sure the Sturmfuhrer family came out on top. She actually became a close personal friend and confidante of Archduchess Cordelia, and rather enjoys her rather high position in Gallian social circles.She still acts as the shadowy power behind the Sturmfuhrer family,and she plans to pass her skills off to her inevitable grandchildren, something Jager and Sam aren't so keen on.
>>26324804Merc, I hope you're doing one of these for every major named characetr we've met
>>26324820Guys, who says it has to be modern jet fighters?For all we know, a spinoff could take place some five or so odd years from the current timeline, and we could be flying prop-driven warplanes.
>>26324903Spitfire or bust.
>>26324884Don't you mean great-grandchildren?
>>26324892I don't think there are that many other named major characters. Just Sam's dad, Cordellia, and then the Demons and the Lanseal crew
>>26324934Grandma is always Grandma. she is eternal, like Bumi
>>26324843Yeah, most Gen-5 prototypes are that way, thus far. I mostly wanted an excuse to post a pic. She was a sexy bird. They just tried too many new ideas all at once, and the whole thing didn't quite fit together. Kinda sad to be honest.>>26324903Well then, Spitfire or nothin'.
>>26324947Me-262 or bust.
>>26324884GENERAL DOMEL WELLINGSDue in part to his many duties and accomplishments in the Gallian Civil War, General Wellings was promoted to the Gallian Armed Force's Command in Chief, effectively giving him full command of Gallia entire military might. With this new position, General Wellings worked tirelessly to eliminate corruption and nepotism from within the military power structure, emphasizing meritocracy instead. While mostly successful, he was never able to completely eliminate the endemic problems to the Gallian officer corps. However, on accomplishment he did achieve and is particularly proud of was promoting Darcsen equality in the armed forces, allowing larger numbers of them into the regular military, as well as allowing them to apply for officer training. He is still serving with distinction in his role as Commander in Chief.
Things have been altered slightly in regards to the V2 timeline, don't forget. Strawberry Milkshake is still alive and the Civil War ended differently...at least on our front it did.
>>26324993THIS MUST HAPPEN.
>>26325000>Strawberry MilkshakeShe's Vanilla now, remember?
>>26324987GENERAL DEWEY NOVAKAfter the events of the Gallian Civil War, General Wellings realized Novak's talents and vision and had him promoted to General. Quite an accomplishment for a school instructor and ex-Nameless. In either case, Novak used his newfound power to form the Gallian Secret Service, Gallia's answer to black operations.Also, since the Gassenarls were disgraced at the end of the war, Castle Gassenarl was seized by the government and converted into a military stronghold, similar to Ghirlandio. Novak was granted command the newly christened Fort Novak, which is also the official headquarters for the GSS.He continues to try and expand Gallia's intelligence and special operation capabilities, stressing that these were going to be how wars will be fought in the future.
>>26325086>stressing that these were going to be how wars will be fought in the future.>implying they won't be fought with airplaneslaughingmobiussquadron.jpg
>>26325086>Basing a spec-ops unit in a mother fucking castleSWAGPUREFUCKINGSWAGWAG
>>26325086HURRY UP AND GET TO THE GOOD ONES
>>26325149it would be, only the entire castle keeps having its shit stolenArtya becomes extremely rich off all the loot people leave lying around
>>26325086LUKE "MAC" MACMILLANAfter graduating from Lanseal, Mac decided to follow the rest of Class Z and join the GSS. Of course, most of his missions remain classified, but he's not afraid of playing the "mysterious, aloof stranger with a secret to keep" card to woo the ladies.He's still on an on again, off again relationship with Ashley Dunn. The rest of the GSS have an open betting pool going on trying to guess when Ashely is finally going to snap and kill Mac or just fuck him already.
>>26325215>He's still on an on again, off again relationship with Ashley Dunn. The rest of the GSS have an open betting pool going on trying to guess when Ashely is finally going to snap and kill Mac or just fuck him already.It's not her fault he's an idiot. And a jerk. And completely insensitive to her feelings. And dreamy.
>>26325215MATTHEW WELLINGSLike the rest of Class Z, Matt joined up with the GSS after his graduation from Lanseal. While he can't really talk about what he does, he does take great pride in the fact that he's doing something for his country. However, upon telling his sister Sam he was a commando now, Sam coolly replied that she was a Princess now. There are just some things younger siblings just couldn't win at. He's still in a steady relationship with Artya. He likes to brag how he's the only one who knows what she looks like, but will never tell, regardless of how much people are willing to pay. Artya doesn't find this amusing at all.
>>26325215Awww, Matt and Artya broke up? High school romances never do seem to last, do they?
>>26325271Oh, wait. That's Mac. I find it kinda odd that only at the end is all the sleep deprivation is catching up to me.
Should've written all of these ahead of time.
>>26325329Eh, he should make it as long as he manually updates the archive.
>>26325215>The rest of the GSS have an open betting pool going on trying to guess when Ashely is finally going to snap and kill Mac or just fuck him already.Why do I think Matt and Artya either have money on 'both' or are the ones running the pool?
>>26325270ARTYAArtya followed Matt and Class Z to GSS after graduating from Lanseal. However, considering her secretive and rather impulsive nature, not even the GSS is ever quite certain what she's up to at any given time. Some times she'd disappear for months on end, only to show up again with odd souvenirs, like Imperial wool hats, Emmerian picture books, and shrunken heads from the Erusean jungles. Suffice to say, she's become GSS's unofficial scrounger, able to find literally anything you need... for a good barter, of course.She's still in a steady relationship with Matt. She's even trying to pick out gas masks for their future child, much to Matt's annoyance.
>>26325329I don't mind the wait. Just builds up my anticipation for the party. As long as Merc doesn't fall asleep in the middle of it, I'm good.
>>26325376>She's even trying to pick out gas masks for their future child, much to Matt's annoyance.Just when I thought she couldn't get any more adorable.
>>26325367thread is not archived yet, and the archives autoupdate once an hour...
>>26325376That is so god damn cute and I should have fallen asleep by now but I must see how this ends
Just a heads up, we're on the Page 9 currently.
We're already partway down page 9 guys.
>>26325329You never know with PCs, we coulda fucked it up. As a GM, its better to have a somewhat rough, open idea of where the campaign will go. Also, if
>>26325376QYBURNQyburn was a simple soul at heart, and went on doing what he always did before the war: tinkering and inventing. With a permanent lab in Castle Sturmfuhrer and near limitless funds, Qyburn was free to go hog wild. Further developments of the buzzbomb would go on to create actual guided missiles, and his refinements on the ISARA biplane designs led to aircraft finally becoming a viable combat platform. Suffice to say, Castle Sturmfuhrer now hosts Europa's first military airfield. He's still known to lock himself in lab for days or even weeks at a time, working on his next big invention. Who knows what he'll come up with next...
MC, I'm just gonna take the opportunity to tell you it's been a pleasure, and one hell of a ride. You can be my wingman any timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKEnwRU9xUY
>>26325442>Suffice to say, Castle Sturmfuhrer now hosts Europa's first military airfield.
>>26325442>Castle Sturmfuhrer now hosts Europa's first military airfield