Holy Hell! It's not dead!It's been months! MONTHS!Start slow, I guess? This first little bit's just talking anyways.Gonna be a REAL short session, I think. But hey- I'll start drawing or something when we're done.
You have my attention.
All reet then, let's get started.
Archives are here: http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/BooneQuest/Other info here:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Quest:Boone_QuestAnything you don't know, just ask. Least I can do.
> Boone Quest> aliveWhat in the name of fuck-
>>26314852You can't kill Boone Quest.
>>26314814>that 4rd wall
For only shifting a floor and a half at most, this lift feels like its taking forever.Awkward silence mini-game!Hold a conversation!Once one of the bars is full, the lift is over!The things you say here do effect the game.No pressure.
>>26314852You can't stop the Boone Train. It can only be delayed.
>>26314924Right, using one from Deviantart.Explain your time at the schola, mentioning the problematic location (you SWEAR you saw a dæmon there) as a potential fallback point if Waldrip gets too active. Wonder out loud about Sister Nicola's final words and actions, and whether or not you should try singing The Touch.
>>26314924'So, Elevator Music. Do you like Elevator Music?'
>>26314924Have you ever thought that servitors know more than they let on? I know I have...>>26314927>>26314861That's reassuring.
>>26314924Sooo..yeah.About them heretics, right? Hehehe..Then check your watch, or, provided you don't have one, stare at the floor
>>26314955>inb4: pity +50%
>>26314968>Have you ever thought that servitors know more than they let on? I know I have...inb4 legit creeped out.
>>26314968>Have you ever thought that servitors know more than they let on? I know I have...this
Curse this awkward silence, it's muteness is only matched by it's HERESY
'I shot a giant robotman this week'
Smile sheepishly and say "Things sure have changed, haven't they Commissar? Not quite that scared little girl who spent her first day crying all over you, huh?"
>>26315111>start quietly mumbling some of Primer's litaniesDo psyker get Uplifting Primer or some equivalent of?
>>26315135Then cry all over her.
>>26314924My Willpower bonus is +5 now.
>>26314924...I like you...
>>26315234T-that's forbidden love!
>>26314924So, I started bleeding *down there*Do you think I should go to the medicae?
>>26314948" Boone, if there ARE daemons there, they'll swallow you up as a ppaetiser first. it's too dangerous.""The right song can turn the tide of a battle, in my dubious opinion.">>26314955"Not usually.">>26314996"Nothing funny about Heretics. Their misconceptions would be funny, if they didnt cause us such trouble.">>26314968"Possible. Hope not."
Let's get some appropriate music going:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CN49Feexb8
>>26315250Is it really the right time to talk about the birds and the bees?And isn't Boone like in her ealry 20s?
>>26315300>And isn't Boone like in her ealry 20s?Wait, wasn't she like 13?
>>26315312She was in her early 20s ten years ago.itsjuvenatsidontgottaexplainshit.jpg
>>26315312I thought she was in her late teens/early 20s?
>>26315300Early 40s at this point, I think.
>>26315312Was.>>26315300IIRC, around nineteen.>>26315240You'd probably have to be fairly radical to even consider such a thing.Or be a Rogue Trader or particularly desperate guardsman.
>>26315320There's been girls that love girls in 40k, and in the HH series.
>>26315300>>26315290So, do you, ever, like, get *frustrated*?'Cause I sure do.
Anyway, to get back on topic:Ask if Raege is familiar with the inside of a Mechanicus temple and if there's anything else dangerous we should expect, seeing how we ran head-long into that anti-psy alarm.
>>26315295http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maPSi0qku_0More apporpriate mood music"I'm pretty sure this will come back to bite my rear end, but...I feel confident....er? All things considered, I think we might have Waldrip on the ropes."
>>26314711>Boone Quest>Again on a monday night before I have 7 AM meetings.Coolexus, why does your punishment hurt so good?>" Boone, if there ARE daemons there, they'll swallow you up as a ppaetiser first. it's too dangerous."Heh. That's not a bad idea though anon. It's not like we stand a chance against him anyhow. If we could get Waldrip to 'eadbang himself it'd be pretty poetic. He's probably even enough of a neurotic wreck to agree to it even knowing it's a trap.>>26315290"Ever wonder if Nadia gets lonely?"
> hitting on the commisarWHAT COULD GO WRONG.Let's not.
>>26315664ALWAYS HIT ON THE COMMISSAR.
>>26315290'Aight, we hittin' up the Ad Mech Temple! What's the game plan, yo?
So, what are the odds of the elevator doors opening up to a bunch of these things?
>>26315129"He is still alive though, right?">>26315135She smiles thoughtfully."Yes. Necessity has brought out your inner strength. You've come quite a ways, kiddo.">>26315234"......Thanks.">>26315415"I'm always angry, Boone.">>26315526"Never really spent much time in one. Bunch of nerds and shit that goes over my head.">>26315535"Hubris. What do you base that on?">>26315355GM: yup(sorry for slow, bad comp stuff)
>>26315881"He seems...desperate. Scared almost. I don't know, it's hard to explain...but it was like I could smell it."
Giggle and reply "Thanks, Conni-erm, Commissar. You've given me a lot to take example from. I think I've grown on you some, too. You smile more often. I like it."
>>26315807>'Aight, we hittin' up the Ad Mech Temple! What's the game plan, yo?I imagined Boone saying this in the voice of a 70s blaxsploitation star and had an aneurism.
>>26315979Ripping peoples arms out is alot less subtle then the other mind freak shit he'd been pulling
>>26316072CRITICAL PASTA LEVEL
>>26316072>no tripcodeyou got me there for a second
So I missed the last thread and I have to wonder how come Waldrip thinks killing us, a (let's be honest here) very weak psyker several grades below him will make Sapp care for him. I mean he's clearly insane but he still seems to be able to follow basic logic. Maybe if ours and Cuddles' powers were reversed but... yeah. Poor guy seems like he's finally gone off his rocker.
>>26315881"Unfortunately, yeah. Everytime he comes back though I manage to kill him though! Everytime he comes back, he's usually stronger on the other hand..."
>>26315881Go with >>26315979 and then:"Besides, I'm the one he wants. As long as I play along with his games the rest of you will have free reign to move on Sapp. That's what why we're here right?">>26316072>>26316177Note to self: Request Boone/Pam Grier crossover art after quest.>>26316222Because we represent the self assurance and emotional honesty he so pathologically lacks, and because he is BETA AS FUCK?
>>26315881Waldrip seems to hope for the attention in ways and forms that his "mistress" never intended to give him... I guess boys can sometimes get lost in their own wishful thinking.I mean that would be like if I were hitting on you.. silly, right? Ha ha ha... ;_;
>>26315881There's this guy who keeps voxing me, giving me information. He's eccentric, but he hasn't been wrong yet. Do you know who he might be?Actually, there was one time I nearly cried today. It was when I was freeing Nada; she got close enough to touch me and I passed out for a few seconds.
>>26316222>Maybe if ours and Cuddles' powers were reversed but... This gives me idea. Cuddles should be strong enough to temporary hide her presence. What about we lured him out in the open and gave him surprise Cuddles?
>>26316333Waldrip is a beta level pysker and cuddles is... not I'm assuming. This is liable to go badly.
>>26316333Cuddles is two grades below him, last I checked. She'd need some support.Alternatively, throw Nada at him.
>>26316357Delta. Yeah, trying to pull a fast one does seem like a bad idea. We do know that his weak point is his suit, but we need to think of a way to get him out of it.
>>26316383Clearly the answer is a POOL PARTY!
Rolled 12>>26316383roll to seduce
>>26315979"A cornered beta is about as 'on the ropes' as a cornered Carnifex. he may actually be more dangerous. Think you can handle him if he gets the show down with you he wants?">>26316255"If he's coming back, then you're not killing him. that said, you HAVE fought him. What do you think we should do against him? A single solid punch? Hammer shots all over his body? Attack the joints?">>26316266"Sapp is the one we must stop. That...might come down to you, Boone. Think you can pull the trigger?"
Rolled 5>>26316438An Egerian Geode to his face ripped him up, but that was my only one. If he forgets to turn his night vision off again, I can try Flashbang. There's a couple of people here with meltas; they could probably do some damage.
>>26316438>That irritation baraaaaaaaaa
>>26316438"Of course. It's not even something you'd need to ask....I'd always be ready."
>>26316438"Last time it took an egerian geode down his throat to put him out."
>>26316438>"Sapp is the one we must stop. That...might come down to you, Boone. Think you can pull the trigger?""If it's as simple as pulling a trigger, sure. I get the feeling it's not going to be that simple though.">"If he's coming back, then you're not killing him. that said, you HAVE fought him. What do you think we should do against him? A single solid punch? Hammer shots all over his body? Attack the joints?""First we need to find the last trading card that has the code to turn off the machine that keeps bringing him back. Last time I faced him he was... big. Titan big, his head looked like the size of a tank. For what to do once he can't regenerate... I guess the joints is a solid plan. Try to keep him from moving as much.">"A cornered beta is about as 'on the ropes' as a cornered Carnifex. he may actually be more dangerous. Think you can handle him if he gets the show down with you he wants?""I hope I can. At least I've got the Emperor on my side!" And then smile naively because we actually think that's going to matter.
>>26316438"Actually, it's his ego that usually trips him up. I managed to beat him by using his own ridiculous passwords and failsafes against him a couple of times.""..and dropping really heavy things on him. That worked too."
>>26315290>Boone, if there ARE daemons there, they'll swallow you up as a ppaetiser first.No we wouldn't, Boon is too adorable to eat!...Plus we might be planning on using the two of you in our Psyker breeding program...
>>26316438>Think you can handle him if he gets the show down with you he wants?There's the beginnings of a plan, but we probably need more intel for it to work.>What do you think we should do against him?Well, he came back really different, so planning ahead might not be an option. We'd probably have better luck separating him from his power source.>Think you can pull the trigger?After the last time we met, I believe so.
>>26316438I feel like everyone is getting Waldrip and Spokane mixed up
>>26316547>>26316553>Making Boone sound casually confident about killing.That shit ain't going to wash. I vote for something like:"For Nell, and all the others.">What do you think we should do against him?A single well placed power fist to the backup server should do the trick.
>>26316647After she made Boone go through an incredibly realistic dream/scenario/thing where she saw her friends die and was forced to admit that she was inferior to Sapp, I honestly don't think that Boone'd have much trouble pulling the trigger, if that's all it'll take. As I said though, doubt it's gonna be that easy.
>>26316693That wasn't a dream, mate
>>26316708Wasn't it? I read that a while ago so I may have forgotten what exactly it was. Point is, I thinkBoone's got enough motivation to kill her. It might even make for interesting character growth. Not saying Boone becomes a cold killer but, I mean, she DID kill that janitor mutant by freaking shadow kicking him in the nuts. I think she has the moxie to kill a heretic who's responsible for plenty of deaths.
"I feel guilty about Nada. I pushed Waldrop on the box, goaded him in that direction. Her losing her arm was waldrop's sin but my mistake."
>>26316758Follow up "how can I ever make it right again?"
>>26316758I think you mean Nel? Pretty sure 'drip couldn't do ship to Nada.
>>26316537"I'd hate for the pessure to be on your tiny shoulders, but I'm glad you feel that way, Boone.">>26316563"Lets hope he's weak to whatever we can muster.">>26316647"The backup server is some kind of jury rigged Necron-Tech isn't it? Best disable it the way we know how, then take him down the traditional way. Troop wise, what would you recommend? I'm curious."
>>26316748What happened in the comic when sapp showed up and shot Boone with a dart of something? It should be on cf's DA account.
>>26316748It was an assassination attempt. We survived by complete luck; a personal shield and a defibrillator implant.
>>26316785one big one has worked before
>>26316812>>26316797Weird. I could have sworn it was Waldrip fucking with our senses and shit. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to reread the quest when I have the free time. Thanks for the clarification. Which really doesn't in any way detract from my point. After that shit, I think even Boone would be more than capable of shooting Sapp.
>>26316785>Troop wise, what would you recommend? I'm curious."Well the good news is heavy ordinance has worked on him so far. The bad news is the more damage we do the bigger he comes back. Judging by the size of the hole we dropped him down..... I don't suppose you brought a magna-melta with you?
>>26316785YES, go Boone!Lure your Commissar away from the path of Khorne!
>>26316785Well, Millie's got grenades, which have hurt him. Zoya's got some digital weapons, and Captain Toullemonde's the owner of a volcano pistol. I think Minhelm might have a krak or two left. If Cuddles has some reserves, she might be able to hurt him. The voxman hinted there might be some kind of armored vehicle around here.
"The stuff that lines this psychic hood gives you real bad dandruff. Can I borrow some of your Head & Shoulders when we're back on the ship?"
>>26316785"He's probably got lots of backup parts inside him, so he might survive one big shot, but lots of little ones could overwhelm him."
>>26316785Milly and Zoya are always good choices when a lot of firepower is needed; I'd need to go through armaments to think of any others.
>>26316878as long as they're not so small they bounce off
>>26316874And Shoulders when this is all over?"Lost half my post for some reason
>>26316785So... Do you like movies about gladiators?
>>26316913>>borrowWhat, after you've used it you're gonna hoover up the suds from the shower drain and give them back to her...?
>>26316991... fishing for pity or irritation?
>>26316863>>26316878"A lot of people hitting him at once could overwhelm him. If he's capable of dettaching parts of his body and make them scuttle around it might e the way to go, huh?">>26316874"If there's any left once I'm done. This cap's no picnic.">>26316946"Never really like movies about fighting. Actual fighting is nothing like how it's portrayed.">>26316991"Use that. But keep your faith in the Emperor - distant though he is from this place...and..."
>>26317238Help.I cannot repel HNNNNGGGHH of this magnitude.
>>26317238Help this has given me heart palpitations!
>>26317238Give her a quirky smile, slowly take her hand and give it a squeeze."Don't worry, Connie. We can do this. Together."
>>26317238>Help I've fallen (for her) and I can't get up!
>>26317349nay.I advocate a girly giggle and a shy thank you to Raege.
>>26317238>"Use that. But keep your faith in the Emperor - distant though he is from this place...and..."Now is the time! Activate awkward charm! We're going to max out at least one of the bars here!"I know he's with me. He sent you after all.
>>26317380If we're lucky we can create a new bar and fill it completely - the D'AWWWW bar.
>>26317380Voting for this.
NEW BAR UNLOCKED>>26317349Her hands are clasped, making this impossible. You still say what you say, and recieve a slight eyeballing your your trouble."Commissar.">>26317380"The Emperor is with you because you're a psyker, and I mean, in the sense that everyone was sent by the empror and his guiding light, that's true, I guess but no more so in my or your case than in others, right. Even taking that into account, it's kind of backwards..."
>>26317642Way to kill the D'aaaaaaww.
>>26317642"And I wouldn't want to be anywhere else...I- I mean, of it's terrible that we're stuck here and all right now instead of somewhere more important but I meant being by your side and I- uh- um-... Hau..."
Please /tg/, don't try to max out the HNNNG bar all at once. I'm terrified we'll just spaghetti all over the elevatus.
We should probably thank her for that one-time force field that saved our asses way beck when.
>>26317750you had better throw more stuff towards the respect bar then.
>>26317642Yes Raege, give into your HNNNNGGH!Let her Moé flow through you!
>>26317349What the hell, why not. But be slow about it.
>>26317642>"The Emperor is with you because you're a psyker..."I never used to think he was with me. Not on the black ships, not the day I was inducted into the guard. But I can see now. I can't.... feel him, not like the astropaths and the navigators. But I know he's here all the same. Even in this wretched place he guides us still.
>>26317642I... I think you're really cool, Conrad. I think the Emperor is with you as much as he's with anybody.
>>26317642>Saw that coming a mile away."Heh. No need to ramble, Commissar. I understand what you mean. We're all here for a reason. I'm still glad it's you here, though. Who else will share some chocolate with me after we save the day?"
We're piling nothing but sappy stuff on her.This is going to go badly.
>>26318005>Maxing out the pity bar.This would also be acceptably Boone.
>>26317642"Thank you for all the support..you're like..like a mother to me Commissar!"
>>26318065WHY.Can we NOT have this, please?
>>26318065I move to have this stricken from the record. Anyone to second?
>>26318044Why not max out both pity and HNNNNGH for double the Boone-ness?
>>26318111Second, All in favor?
>>26318130>>26318134>>26318111>>26318081The motion is passed, time for a vote. All in favor?
>>26318153Guys, I think he gets it.
>>26318176NO! THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS MUST TO BE SEEN TO THE END!
>>26317749"Right.">>26317930"Well said.">>26317966"Commissar. And I imagine he has better things to do.">>26317983"heh. Quite so."She seems uncomfortable.
>>26318189Increase that uncomfort level!
>>26318203They just shot down an unsettling comment, Raege must think Boone is a terrifying schizophrenic by now.
>>26318189>Mind on the mission.Eyes on the prize.
>>26318189Give her some space, guys. "Don't say that, Commissar. You're the most faithful person I know, and if the Emperor didn't look out for his faithful, what would he be?
>>26318237Nah, she's just got my voice in her head telling her all the glories of Forbidden Love!
>>26318153So this is what everyone is more concerned with, not filling up just one bar for the next scene?Okay so in preparation for the impending arrival to whatever floor draw weapon and do a quick functions check making sure to keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction (intended +respect)Inform the Commissar of what to keep an eye out for, my assumption would be whatever card we need for Spokanes demise as priority one then the component we would need to teleport the rest of our team in as priority two... medical supplies an money after that. try to reassure that at least this much has become standard routine barring any enemy contact which is more her realm ( intended +respect.)Hopefully this will fill the respect meter and if that isn't enough ask for suggestions or specific additions to the plan from her vastly superior tactical knowledge.
>>26318259I concur. Easy lads, we're in dangerous territory.
"Commissar...are you gay?"Boone strikes me as full of Spaghetti and awkwardness.
>>26318189Did she ever respond to the question about the man on the vox?
>>26318354Her outfit is red and yellow. She's spaghetti with a meatball on top.
>>26318354>this commentThis is not okay.
Dude, have you seen the Raege fapfic yet? It's pretty good actually!
>>26318354> lift fills with massive amounts of spaghetti, suffocating them both
>>26318409Indeed.But "did you have a boyfriend back home?" is something we could get away with.
>>26318189"Sure is a long elevator ride...""The darkness in here reminds a little of the first time on the blackship, it's open but it doesn't feel open. In fact it used to feel like the giant walls were going to cave in and crush me under their oppressiveness...""I'm glad you're with me, not sure If I'd be able to go down this shaft alone..."we're not filling that pity bar enough
>>26318460Well, a sudden loss of bladder control could make irritation and pity rise?
>>26318430really? is it raege on boone, giving in to her instinctual pure love lusts? if so, link that shit.
>>26318484That empties the Pee bar, not pity.
>>26318499Nah, it's both of them getting rammed by a super-assassin who keeps them as whores. It's bretty gud.
>>26318484Your honor, nuke this post from orbit.
>>26318460why would we want pity? Go for Hng or admiration.
>>26318499Nah, it's about an assassin domming them. It's really good, actually a spin off of the assassin domming Lelith the dark eldar.
>>26318499>really? is it raege on boone, giving in to her instinctual pure love lusts? if so, link that shit.HappyDaemonette.jpg>>26318517>Nah, it's both of them getting rammed by a super-assassin who keeps them as whores....SadDaemonette.jpg
Holy Crap!I had actually just heard about this quest and read through the archives a couple days back.Good to see you!
>>26318460Wait, I thought Boone was specifically not sent on a black ship, that her father burned his fortune getting her away from that and sanctioned so she wouldn't get fed to the astronomicon.
>>26318543>sharing the same feels with a daemonette>i feel the warp overtaking me>it is a good pain
>>26318555Look for it on 1d4 chan. I don't want to disrupt Mr C's quest. "The Fall of Lelith Hesperax" spinoff.
>>26318570I was under the impression that she ventured on one was a short while, but after she was sanctioned.
>>26318585I know that feel sis...
>>26318605I guess there's an 8-year gap between sanctioning and ragged edges, but I guess we'll need WoG on that.
>>26318823Age 5:The first and only daughter of Planetary Governor of Reth; Silas Boone, after many failed attempts. Considered a miracle, she is pampered and waited on, surrounded by opulence and exotic wonders. Takes up singing and dancing and delights family and friends with her performances. Becomes the face of the local brand of premium quality nutrislurry.Age 13:An early bloomer, Alice becomes a popular young socialite spending most every day at soirees and gala events. Pursues various luxuriant hobbies and channels of study, particularly fascinated with the arts and social sciences. Amasses a collection of suitors. It is noted at an increasing number of social events that young Alice is suspiciously good at guessing games.Age 17:Spared from being fed to the Astronomicon buy her father's immense wealth, which is all but exhausted in the process, the negligibly psychic Boone undergoes an expedient and brutal sanctioning. Calling in ever last favour he has, Silas Boone arranges for his daughter to be kept safe and far from scrutiny. She is left in the care of an inquisitorial agent wearing a psy-inhibitor and who communicates only through gesture. Is hidden in cargo holds and transferred from ship to ship, until a suitable placement can be found.Age 25:Presented as a gift to recently reinstated "Commissar" Conrad F. Raege, and breaks down into incoherent sobs within one hour of new job. Disappointed and despondent , Raege never the less respects Silas' wishes and employs Boone as her commissarial aide where she will most likely be out of harms way.
>>26316303"No idea, but I guess he's on our side. That's good.">>26318259" Good point.">>26318295As you check your weapon the Commissar nods approvingly at your state of mind."used the fire trick, huh. Smart. Make your shits count, though.">>26318445"Waste of time. The ">>26318460She glances piteously at you and nods."I see.">>26318539Why use these characters if you're gonna throw them into a situation you could use any other characters (or create original ones) for? I'll give it a look, and I imagine its good, but I never get why people do that.
>>26318868>Why use these characters...Because people want to fap to them as lesbians, straight, dominated, etc etc. Don't fret, it happens to everything. Everything.
>"Commissar. And I imagine he has better things to do."You really think he's got nothing else to do? I'm sure he gets bored sitting on that throne all day. Just look at our crew, what else but divine intervention could have kept them all from killing each other, let alone make fight shoulder to shoulder? Honestly Connie, you're either selling yourself or the emperor short. And blasphemy is unbecoming a commissar.
>>26318868>"Waste of time. The "O-oh...I see.
>>26318868Cause they have tits?
>>26318868>She glances piteously at you and nods.Have you had some nasty experiences like that in your life Commissar?N-no, that's a stupid question, you've had far more than anyone should have...
>>26318930I don't fret, exactly. I mean, I'm pretty flattered people make porn of characters I made, but I always figured the appeal of raege and Boone was the implying implications relationship they have.But Porn of them seems to split them up and then not just get railed, but often dominated. Just seems like an odd choice.Cool beans regardless.
>>26318868>why use these charactersAre you new to 4chan?
>>26318868"Commissar, did you make sure, Ultrablue: The Thick Blue Line was set to record on the VXR before we left?""I can't wait to find out what happens when Battle Brother Detective Josius realizes that Battle Brother Detective Crideseus is a heretic in disguise. That last episode ended on such a cliffhanger!"
>>26318868Is there actually a full story for Boone? Any writefaggotry? Could you please direct me to it? I didn't see it on her 1d4chan page.
>>26319041Unfortunately, domination seems to be the dominant fetish on 4chan, if not everywhere.
Adjust our uniform.
>>26318930Who's that supposed to be?
>>26318868So... I think my powers are getting stronger. Maybe it's me, maybe it's my hood, but since we got here, I've been succeeding a lot more than I have in ages.
>>26319057"Next week on Ultrablue!""Brother Josius, you promised to love and devote yourself to me as though I were the Emperor himself!""Sister Pleadia, I have one love and one lust, but my love must come first, for the Emperor I must leave you and track down this heretic!""No Brother Josius, please, just take this one night, and give me your geneseed for safekeeping!""Frankly my dear Sister Pleadia, I just don't give a damn.""Next week on Ultrablue, and remember honor Him."
>>26319095No, the dominant fetish on 4chan is dickgirls.
>>26318868(I agree with CF, but /tg/ will do as /tg/ wishes.)"I don't know about that. Fighting for someone, along with the Emperor I mean, isn't a bad thing I think. I mean, remember what you did with Myers and Wesker? It gives people a bigger reason to make it home ok."*Beat*"I-I mean, that's the rumor of what happened..."
>>26319041Ever hear of something called NTR? Imagine Boone, panting, orgasming, over and over again, begging Raege not to look, and Raege struggling between her envy and arousal...
>>26319092This: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6247881/1/The-Ragged-EdgesIs probably your best bet for longform Bonne writefaggotry.
>>26319157Like that first scene from Taimanin Asagi?
>>26319114Look at her face...>>26319095Break Raege down before Boone, showing her that her mighty commissar is just as frail as any other woman, or breaking Boone before Raege, relishing in one's helpless fury and the terror of the other?I would post those Dark Eldar capture pics, but naaah.
>>26319161Awesome! Thanks!Reading as I occasionally check on threads.
>>26319157Did somebody summon me?
>>26319041...At least it's not as bad as having Cultist at the center of a Magical Daemon Girl plot, or is it?
I can imagine Boone writing fanfictions of the crew.Or the culexus.
miraculous to me how quickly shit shifted to porn
How I would laugh if everything said here was Boone muttering and daydreaming about her own perversions, unknowing that Raege can hear her.New bar unlocked! Disgust!
>>26319298Yes, how might we make this happen, oh dearest lord?
>>26319057>Not preferring CSI>Crime Scene Inquistiors"Inquistor Caine, this faithful servant was frozen inside this 8 pointed star!""It looks like that servant of the emperor"*shades*"Just got sacrifICED!""YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Heretics spotted within the thread call in reinforcements!
>>26319199>Break Raege down before Boone, showing her that her mighty commissar is just as frail as any other woman, or breaking Boone before Raege, relishing in one's helpless fury and the terror of the other?whynotboth.jpgMake it a VN like Prison Battleship.
>>26319420And then they make out?
>>26319365Impossible I'm afraid, and not for lack of trying on my part. Could I interest you in sticking your power sword in a beehive instead?No? Well sit back and enjoy this pedestrian little story then. I'm sure there will at least be some explosions or stim use soon.
>>26319199"No! Leave her alone! T-T-Take me instead, you bastard!""Oh my commissar, how unprofessional, fraternizing with inferiors. Boone, what do you think?""Hiii, hiii, hah, don't look, don't look, don't loOOAAAAHHHH, hah, hah, ahhh, I can't, can't think..."
>>26319472>Roll for perils of the warp.
>>26319496>Daemonette tag teams.
>>26319472"LEWD POLICE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND YOUR BONERS DOWN!"This thread is off the rails, back on track yo, small talk with Commissar resumed."Commissar, if you knew you would be having just one last meal. What would you have with it?" mumble "I would have mine with you..."
>>26319617D-D-Do we have to?
>>26319617Good god thank you.
>>26319472As hot as this is, it's for another place, another time. Back to the quest!
>>26318952"very well said, Boone. But watch your tone.">>26319028"I have never experienced anything I can't handle or didn't deserve.">>26319106The Commissar does the same.>>26319118"Better late than never. Show Waldrip its not the dog in the fight, not the fight in the dog.">>26319157GM: Dude, all yours. Really not my thing.
>>26319672"Commissar..this might be the very last moment we have together. I want you to know that...I don't know how to say this."
>>26319672"Exactly what you would do Con-Co-Commisar...Kill the Xeno, Burn the Heretic, Purge the Unclean. I won't let my feelings get in the way, I can't, even if you're hurt and dying. I'd stop him and save you...even if what I wanted was to help you first."
>>26319672HNNGH IS DOWN! REPEAT, HNNGH IS DOWN!"I'm not too worried, really. You must have been through harder fights than this. And I'm with you, now, so we've got a sure chance of survival."
>HNNNG has droppedYa blew it /tg/.
>>26319672Well, as far as we can tell, Waldrip's big physical weakness is that he needs his suit to prevent him from mutating out of control, so breaking the suit or getting him out of it somehow is probably the best bet. From our previous encounters, the suit has a lot of tubes and nodes and stuff on it, so those are probably the best weak points to go after. Telekinesis might break them, as could a well-placed shot from our sniper friend.
>>26319672"Well if it's just me and Waldrip, then I guess that would mean you are dead, because you wouldn't leave me like that... and i-if that's the case I... guess I would be happy to- to sacrifice my self to ensure you didn't die in vain."
>>26319749>>26319788Except we did so well that we got the HNGGGGG bar in the first place. We shouldn't worry about it. Going spagehtti over it is pointless.
>>26319672"Well Commissar, I'm not gonna lie to you... if it's just me and him I am going to bullshit my heart out, he seems to be fixated on pleasing this Sapp character and has gone to extreme lengths to modify his body and mind to suit her purposes... maybe if I can convince him that he has the power to MAKE her love him then the problem might just sort itself out between those two."
Waldrip is obsessed with Sapp. Maybe I can use that to my advantage? I've been in a similar situation myself, so... I might have some insight, if I think about it...But then, SHE doesn't really see him as anything other than a tool or a weapon. As powerful as he is, he's almost pitiable. I can't hesitate though, even if I feel bad for him. I'm just glad I found people who actually care about me, thank the Emperor.
>>26319672"Waldrip is... complicated, as heretics go. He's got this sort of affection for Sapp, but it's... twisted. He thinks that if she thinks he's useful, she will love him, and because of that, he's reduced himself to being nothing more than her personal weapon."He's wrong, of course. I don't think Sapp has it in her to love anyone but herself, but even if she did, you can't love a tool. Love needs to be an exchange."
>>26319672Inquire how the Commissar keeps her uniform so clean given her penchant for causing her enemies to explode into flying bits of blood and gore.Also, comment on how impressive said ability is.
>>26319709"We're not going to die in thie elevator, Boone. You have time to think about what you want to say, yet.">>26319743"Good girl.">>26319820"Pretty sharp. Guys got some defences though. Might help if we can take the strain of Nada and get her a little closer to him. Take him down a peg.">>26319829"A scenario I intend to avoid. But...important to consider.">>26319617"Well, YOU of course.">>26320202>>26320011" can see you've thought a lot about this. That's good."Finally, the lift dings.
okay guys, we're almost thereGive us a HNNGH one-liner. Subtle yet brilliant, a one-shot KO.
>>26320302...SATISFACTORY!I would have preferred elevator sex, but eh, what you gon do?
>>26320331"ey yo gurl wan sum fuk"
>>26320302>"Pretty sharp. Guys got some defences though. Might help if we can take the strain of Nada and get her a little closer to him. Take him down a peg."The real trick in that is getting Nada close to him without him noticing. We've had firsthand experience with the effect Nada has on psykers, and that's going to be hard to hide.
>>26320302"Will do Commissar!"She want's focus? Let's get focused! Time to put this to an end! Get ready and face those doors with a stare that would make a Barbarian king weep with joy upon beholding such savage, murderous intent!
>>26320388plus regarding it controlling his mutations... if it breaks no one has said it will make him less dangerous, only that he will essentially mutate uncontrollably... I.E. Resident Evil
>>26320331How about,"Connie, I'm alive right now because of everything you've taught me over the past few years. Not only your strength, but your kindness in-in times when when I wasn't strong enough myself. I knew I could count on you, and that gave me the ability to do more in the past few hours than I thought I could ever do.So before whatever happens next, I want to say, between ourselves and the Emperor...thank you. You are my anchor, my strong-point, my own miniature lighthouse in the Warp."
>>26320302(Fairly good, all things considered)"Alright. Let's do this."Grip our laser pistol and prepare for things to go down.
>>26320410Yeah, we might want to check on the availability of orbital support in case this plan ends up reenacting Akira.
>>26320464It's wasn't me, I SWEAR!
>>26320464GM: Well, as a heads up;That thing you saw in the mirror? Not a Daemon.That was Waldrip watching you.That's what his soul looks like.
>>26320571Please stop roleplaying. You are ruining this thread for me.
>>26320597Don't be a douche, this is /tg/, roleplaying is to be expected.
>>26320574Oh. Goodie.Still, I don't really see another option that has a realistic chance of working.
>>26320612We don't need someone to be all like "Teehee~! I'm the lewd voice inside your head~!" though. Its unasked for, uncalled for, and disrupts other peoples enjoyment.
>>26320680Yes, because the post pointing out the ACTUAL fapfic based on the characters being raped by an assassin wasn't less distracting...
>>26320680You're the only one bothered by it dude.
>>26320680It's pretty harmless, though, right?It's not distracting me.I forget, there are filters on 4chan, right?
>>26320720It wasn't, because unlike you they weren't trying to shoehorn their shitty little persona into the narrative.
>>26320765I think there are......I've never really gotten the settings to work for me...
>>26320765Wow, what a condescending way to state that. And by the by, roleplaying is just stupidly unfunny. Painfully so if it's as 'the nice daemonette.'
>>26320800>roleplaying is just stupidly unfunnyWhere do you think we are, n'wah?Just filter him if you're that bothered by it.
>>26320792Indeed, the irony...
>>26320800>>26320798>>26320792>>26320784>>26320765>>26320730>>26320720>>26320680>>26320612>>26320597Blah blah blah open the door already. Frankly, it annoyed me too, but this is much moreso.
>>26320847CF really needs to start stating that he's writing/drawing/not accepting any more suggestions to clamp down on this shit.
>>26320839/tg/ is probably the biggest critic of pbp roleplay on the entire internet, bro. You're barkin up the wrong tree on that one.
Roleplaying dudes: There's a time and place for it, and right now's probably not the best. You're in a thread devoted to a specific roleplay (i.e. Boone), and bringing in unrelated roleplay takes up post space and doesn't really contribute to the primary purpose of the thread and can be a bit distracting to other posters.Guy bitching about roleplaying dudes: Stop being such a douche.Now can we get back to fucking BooneQuest?
>>26320847Idunno, I was under the impression that he was hanging up for the Night...
>>26320924If he is, I'd be down for that other guy to continue the fapfiction. BOONE QUEST: LEWD EDITION
>>26320964not muh purity>>26320964
>>26320800Fuck. Sorry. Was trying to be even handed not condescending. My apologies.BACK TO WHAT's GOOD!You're outta the motherfucking lift!There is a TECHPRIEST here!He explains that he is SAL-9000, and he's glad to see a friendly face.
>>26321033How long have you been holed up in here?
>>26321033How heavily infested is this place?
>>26321033We need to be very certain we don't mention that he is the most rubbish looking techpriest it has ever been our displeasure to meet. Seriously, look at this guy, where'd he get his fucking cybernetics? A goddamn second hand shop? Hell, his robe isn't even fucking red.So, yeah, don't tell him any of that.
>>26321033We would have been here earlier, but fell through a trapdoor on the way in.
>>26321090Actually, that's a good point.I don't think he's a tech priest.
>>26321090I think all those things are a good sign.
>>26321033Put out whatever psyker feelers you have to get a read on this guy......Something tells me he may not be trustworthy...
>>26321090>blue robe>claims to be a tech priestPANIC
>>26321033Apologies for the caution, but how do we know we can trust you? Most of the people we've met are either dead or compromised.
Yeah, this is obviously a trap. We gotta take him out ASAP.
>>26321090Yeah that guy looks like he's been stirring a huge vat of mutagen into the municipal water supply or something.
>>26321120I concur. Read surface thoughts, then go from there.
>>26321164Don't be so hasty, this could be our mystery contact on the Vox......But yeah, totally try to feel up his mind if you can.
Tell Raege that this guy isn't good.
>>26321090He also looks really short and stout. He might be a Squat in disguise.
>>26321164He's trying to pass for a techpriest not for little girl... but yeah, he smells rather fishy.
>>26321201>feel up his mindhuehuehuehue
>>26321201His text is the wrong color, Voxman has light green text. Not saying he's a traitor, though.
>>26321222>SquatNow that would be good thing, Squats also kick for the Big E.And the cigar in his mouth(?) supports the theory.
>>26321033>AdMech>Wearing blueStomp him in the nuts, Boone. This guy is obviously a heretic.
>>26321033So, yeah, this guy looks like he's wearing a bad offbrand store bought techpriest costume. His mask (through which he is apparently smoking a cigar) looks like a fucking box, he seems to be wearing oven mitts for no reason, and his robe is the wrong color.
>>26321274Still, it's never nice to waste a potential Ally on simple paranoia......Wait till you know they aren't your ally, THEN waste them!
>>26321303I think nut stomping is somewhat premature.
>>26321033Kill the traitor!
>>26321345Indeed, for all we know right now he could be a Rouge Trader trying to score some Tech and is trying to cover his ass now that the Imperium are knocking.
>>26315859>pray that doesn't happen>PRAY HARDER>ARE YOU PRAYING TO THE GOD EMPEROR OR THAT FAGGOT OMNISSIAH?!
>>26321326Nonsense, those are the blue robes of a microwave-oven installer third class.
>>26321033Blue robes are bad robes.He's trouble.
>>26321397If that is the case, a good kick in the jewels is totaly justified. He can be grateful he's not getting shot on sight.
>>26321426>open the door>see that>close the door
>>26321033Is he wearing a kleenex box as a mouth cover?Alternatively, ask him what he has been up to all this time.
>>26321426>implying the omnissiah isn't the emperor in his guise as lord of technologyNigga you done gone full heretic
>>26321522Nah that would be some shit a Guardsmen would say to a Skitarii to start a friendly rivalry.
>>26321571>Skitarii>sense of humordoes not compute
>>26321345Then again, it could be a good way to test if he really is who he says he is. If he really is Admech, a kick to the groin should hurt you more than him.
>>26321636skitarii have some vague understanding of physical humor>a fellow warrior of the omnissiah slips on the viscera of the heathens>laugh.exe>>26321033this guy doesn't have the cog insignia on his body. >draw weapon>prepare to dodge
>>26321746actually there is a good chance of screwing your leg up by kicking solid steelthey got mecha-balls, don't forgetbesides, they might be squeeze their legs fast enough to hold your leg in between them
>>26321059"Since before the school was taken out. Dr Spokane ransacked the place, including the bits of tech that were on me and my pardner. We eventually coppled ourselves back together from some parts, but they're intended for servitors or something, which is why we look so crummy.">>26321100'Yeah. My hands are were too clumsy to disable it. Fortunately you guys brought LOCKE back with you and he's still got the dexterity. So the floor's stable now.">>26321147LOCKE wears a blue robe. its some kind of Mechanicus sub sect.>>26321201wanna use telpathy? I'll need some consensusSorry. Pshop crashed.
I can't tell if no one gets the joke here or not
>>26321990he's got metal bits in his head, probably.so telepathy wouldn't work. or would it?
>>26321990I can't remember, how are we doing on psy points at the moment?
>>26321990The fact that he knows Locke eases my mind a little.
>>26322138Well that's a good way to verify his story isn't it?If he's some clown in a fake costume, then he won't have the Admech augments?Either way, worth a shot...
>>26322138You read LOCKE's mind easily enough, so I'm sure it can be done.>>26322193You got 3
>>26322237I'd say, at this point, we have Raege and the GM is going "no, seriously, guys, he's basically legit."
>>26322237save the psypointsgonna need it when we face the bastards
>>26322036I get it.We should worry if we have to ask him to open pod bay doors.
>>26322237if this SAL is to be trusted then maybe he can get us some stuffhave him lead us to his little hidey holehe said he has one>capcha: NHallys usedyou damn right we're using allies
Ask him where Spokane's office/workshop is. That would be a good place to start looking for his backup server thing.
>>26321990>>26322237We should probably save those for now, but still keep an eye on this guy.Also, ask about his "pardner"
>>26322357"You're in it. Not much to look at, but it's secure. If I could ask a favour,though. There is amachine I've wanted to fix. but I can't do it with these hands. Please follow me."Seeing him move, you're increasingly sure he's no threat. dude moves like he doesnt have knees. Awkward.>>26322369"His office is in the basement where you came from. According to LOCKE, you've already found his backup computer. His sister's slowly shutting it down with your help or something."
>>26322534Well, let's see what he wants fixed.
>>26322381SAL shakes his head."young H.A.R.V got scavenged worse than I did, and now his cogitators jammed. Just keeps on repaeting old instructions we had and pacing between here and the garage. He'll be okay in time.">>26322581SAL gestures clumsily to a machine."You know now about SAPP's mutagen, right? Once someone's affected by it. Her pet psyker can control them. Her fortress on the hill has a direct line to this entire planets water supply. I'm quite sure she's going to abuse this fact. If we get this machine running, and you can bring me 3 good sources of alkaline, we can create a mixture that will nulify the mutagen when added to the water."
>>26322745why am i reminded of these guys?
>>26322745Let's focus on getting the machine working first, and I'll look back through the archive to see if we've come across any alkaline substances up to this point.
>>26322796I think a better question is why aren't you reminded of these guys
>>26322745What do we need in order to get this thing up and running?
>>26322831The only thing I've thought of so far was that CAUSTIC MESS back in Episode 3, but that's going to be a huge pain in the ass to go back and get. Maybe there are sources closer to home.
>>26322899...because i don't know who they are
>>26323069No I've thought about this one, Milly has an ability that allows her to "fast travel" unmolested... this could be used to switch party members out as well as pick things up from other locations... granted I don't know if that would be an abuse of Culexuses intent with that ability.
>>26323069Hopefully we can just montage the retrieval if we just identify the locations and don't have to backtrack through every screen.
How many THENZZ-AUGER SPARE PARTS do we have left? Can those fix the machine?
>>26323220>Video is not available in your countryFuck
>>26323253It's the Dire Straits' Money for Nothing music video.
>>26323321No idea what that is, sorry
>>26323247We have enough.
>>26323339It's a song.
>>26322957ANother stupid wire puzzle.>>26323136Any group with either MIlly or Angela in can travel safely. It can be used this way, absolutely.>>26323139Well no. Also, TOULLEMONDE is still circling the ADMECH BASE to give you a lift.You may want to backtrack a little as you now have enough spare parts to use the TRANSPONDER two more times.
>>26323448Well, let's see this bad boy.
>>26323448Goddamnit, I knew we were overdue for another stupid wire puzzle. Oh well, Google's got a tab open.
>>26323577>>26323616You lift the panel and shake your head. This is the dumbest one yet.SAL shrugs.'It's worse than you think. Two of those connections are dummies, and the wires can go in any direction. Good luck."
>>26323887Terranodon isn't misspelled, right?
>>26323887Bronto to Triceratops. Both herbivores.
>>26323915probably is. My english is terrible.
>>26323887Well, "Bronto" means "Thunder." Maybe there's a link.
>>26323887Hmm, maybe "Pteranodon" to "Fear?" Land Before Time and all.Triceratops and T-Rex are traditionally rivals.Pain and Fury might be together.
>>26323968Tyrannosaurus also means thunder lizard. So bronto, t-rex, and thunderbolt all have relation.
>>26323887T rex is latin for terrible lizard so, terrible lizard goes to fear I believe. as Bronto is thunder then possibly with thunderbolt, pteranodon means toothless so that might be pain and then finally triceratops and fury... maybe of course
>>26324105It means "tyrant lizard," do you even paleontology?
>>26324105No it doesn't?
>>26324142I usually do but I'm really tired. Trust me, I felt silly the second after I posted
>>26324101If we get multiple shots, I'd say...Bronto-ThunderboltPteranodon-FearFury-PainTriceratops-T-Rex
>>26324105Okay whoops. I can see that falling back on my own pop culture laden logic has created what is demonstably an impossible puzzle.There is a connection between two things I keep refencing (ripping off).In this instance, vocally.
>>26324365Dire Straits, maybe?
Besides the dinosaur thing, the only connection I can see is that three of those are MGS3 bosses.
>>26323887ME GRIMLOCK HATE TINY BEES
>>26324365 I fucked up not you. It's tyrant not thunder. Carry on.
>>26324425This coy stranger is cooking with gas.
>>26324365>>26324440Transformers, perhaps? With the exception of Snarl, that's the full Dinobots lineup.
>>26324479>>26324421You're on the right track!!
If both >>26324479 and >>26324421 are right, that would kink T-Rex and Pain. I don't know enough about Beast Wars to make other connections.
>>26324365O-kayyy...The G1 Dinobots were Grimlock, the leader, Sludge, the dumb one, Swoop, the nice guy, and Slag, the asshole. None of them seem to be really fitting in so far, so this'll take some finagling.
>>26324669The dummy sockets are fury and bronto
>>26324624Pteranodon and fury becuas ethey both fly?
>>26324642There was one Dinobot in Beast Wars, and he was a raptor.
>>26324692Aha! I've got a theory! Swoop, the Pteranodon, has the motto "Fear can hit targets unreachable to bullets."
>>26324365>VocallyFellas, I think he's talking Voice actors.
>>26324763People are so good at getting the right answers for the wrong reasons! I love it!
>>26324841The Pain was voiced by Gregg Berger, as was Grimlock.
>>26324879The Fear was voiced by Michael Bell, as was Swoop.
>>26324703Going from the Wikipedia article, the other three candidates are Terrorsaur/Hydra (pteranodon) and Guiledart (triceratops). That's about all the help I can be.
>>26324898Neil Ross voiced Slag. He also did Norman Osborn, who led the Thunderbolts.
>>26324879>>26324898>>26324933So I've got: Triceratops - ThunderboltPain - T-RexFear - Pteranodon.
>>26324879>>26324898>>26324933You connect the last cable muttering to yourself about Admech logic. The machine hums to life.Neil Ross was also Colonel Volgin, who was nicknamed Thunderbolt.I am truly sorry guys. That was balls. Want PSY points or a racey sketch?
>>26325015I vote for PSY POINTS.
>>26325037Besides, you've got another year of calendar photos, remember?
>>26325015Psy points, then a racy sketch of Boone and Raege performing the lewdest of all activities.
>>26325037Same here. They'll come in handy.Plus it saves the OP time as well.
>>26325037FULL PSY POINTSSAL is delighted."great, now we just need 3 bases."
>>26325166Like what? I've been lugging around a lot of stuff.
>>26325166Well, do we still have that MILK OF MAGNESIA?
>>26325227Actually, if we don't have it, we can go backtrack for it at the Mining Facility, since we're probably going back there to use the Transponder anyways.
>>26325166Is there a custodial room around here? That might be a good place to look.
>>26325227I think we can be assumed to have it unless noted otherwise. It would definitely work, magnesium hydroxide is a base.
>>26325218You show your INVENTORY to SAL who browses through it sniffing and scanning."The BLUE PILLS are stomach meds. We can definately use those. This HIPFLASK smells like MILK OF MAGNESSIA, which would work, but it's empty now."You explain that you're not good with spicy food.SAL mentions that the key you have looks familiar. His internal cogitator is too busted to be sure, but he thinks the button on it does something.
>>26325474Take the pills, then.
>>26325474We should totally press that button to see what happens.
>>26325544BLUE PILLS removed from inventory!bases: 1/3You press the BUTTON on the OLD KEY and the whole temple shakes aruptly.
>>26325708Well that's not good.
A familiar voice calls down from the roof of the TEMPLE.Besides that, nothing seems to have happened. Nothing dangerous I mean.
>>26325785...Who is voice?
>>26325785It's turned the temple into a Titan.
>>26325841That's LOCKE, the techpriest you showed up to the temple with.People seem pretty spent. Shall we tie this off and archive for now? Resume later in the week?Keep going? Up to you.
>>26325870I can keep going.Is there a janitorial closet around here?
>>26325870I'm tired myself, I say we roll things up and continue later.I know at least one person who's missed this and will be pretty steamed if he doesn;t get to take part.
>>26325886>>26325901We'll compromise. We'll explore one more screen then stop for now. Keep people excited. I'll be back wednesday night or thursday morning depending on where you live.OH HEY.An Admech pattern MANTICORE!That could be fun.
>>26326160Could we take a battery out of something and use that as an alkali source?
>>26326192I think that would be acid.
>>26326212There's lots of alkaline batteries. Quoth the Wiki, 4/5 batteries in the US are alkaline.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkaline_battery
>>26326233D'oh, I totally spaced that. I think finding cleaning supplies might be easier, though.
>>26326258But if we disable some of the electronics of the Manticore, those batteries should be huge and leave us enough to spare. All we need for the Manticore is "Go" and "Shoot", we don't so much need the GPS system and the tea canteen heater.
>>26326280We could also just sacrifice a laspistol battery, for something not so drastic.
>>26326329Two laspistol batteries, even. We'd still have a spare and we're not expected to use it much anyway.
>>26325474OK... break open the condom. This can be a base source. The spermicide Benzalkonium Chloride is neutral-to-alkaline.
>>26326401That's... lateral thinking, there.
>>26326280Minor or other wise, part stripping a piece of vehicle tech is probably a bad move.>>26326329You have no spare las batteries. You have one, and you recharged that with the fire trick. It's not usable for anything else.The MILK of MAGNESSIA and the CAUSTIC GOOP from the MINING FACILITY are options if you have something to put them in. And you need to go back there for 100% completion anyhow.BUT ANYWAYS\Good work! Sorry today' session was a bit shit!See you later in the week.New Level clear screen (used with artists permission)
>>26326425Sheesh, 8 and a half hours... you're a trooper, Mr. Culexus.
>>26326425>Need: Tank CrewHM I WONDER WHICH OF OUR SQUADMATES CAN DRIVE TANKS!?
>>26326503Right? You guys really threw me a curveball on that one. I figured, with your love of SPARE PARTS, that the ADMECH TEMPLE is where you would go first. Find a tank, THEN need to assemble the crew.As is, you found all the crew AND completed their loyalty missions allowing you to use them.
>>26326560>>dat pantylineOh, you tease.
Considering how unanimously we abstained from selecting the racy sketch reward, can we have it anyway?
>>26326785After eight hours, I think that CF would want sleep more than smut.
Time for a sagebomb
Thread has been archived. Thanks for the ride, CF.