It's happneing! VALKRIAN MERCS QUEST!Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20QuestPastebin: http://pastebin.com/Jr8bbA3LDon't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles or http://valkyria.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyria_WikiYou are JAGER STURMFUHRER, leader of the fledgling mercenary company DEMONS OF RANDGRIZ. In addition to fighting Imps for money and vengeance, you have your own private mission to hunt down Karla, your former fiance who sided with the Imperials and destroyed your home.You first arrived in the Federation nation of Albion to help defend it against a possible amphibious attack. However, your boots barely hit the deck before you were assigned a mission to break up a spy ring. However, through a chain of extraordinary events, you not only smashed the spy ring apart, but also managed to capture an Imperial u-boat (mostly) intact, and figh off an Imperial amphibious invasion by defeating their leader, Belkan Knight Sir Fleisher.You then moved on to Ustio, where you helped the beleaguered defenders fend off an Imperial offensive and stage a counterattack ending with the defeat of the Knight leading the Imperial forces in the area, breaking the back of the Imperial offensive.You then returned to Gallia to help the Loyalists fight the GRA and rescue Archduchess Cordelia. You also finally decided to move on from your past and start a relationship with your longtime friend and XO, Sam. Now, you've been recruited by Lynch to destroy two Valkrur superweapons. You already managed to destroy Stonehenge, and all that is left is Excalibur.Oh, and you asked Sam to marry you, and she accepted. Nothing possibly bad can happen from this, right?You're now participating in the Federations offensive into Belka, in an attempt to take pressure off the main offensive in the Round Table, as well as destroy Excalibur.(cont)
Rolled 11, 5 = 16>>26297173Valkyrian Mercs Quest, FUCK YES!
Gentlemen. I wrote something....That was the biggest lie I have ever told. I did not write this. I was merely the pen it used to enter the world. Never have I written something so heartfelt, so true, so HUMAN. And I never will again.That does not bother me.I present to you... my latest masterpiece.http://pastebin.com/iimAqNe2
>>26297269>http://pastebin.com/iimAqNe2Ok, this is fucking amazing and this is exactly what happens after the fight club!
>>26297173Well, this was it. The final push into the Hydrian Mountains, and hopefully the facility where Excalibur was being held, was almost upon you, and it couldn't have come any sooner. According to Lynch, Jack, and Elizabeth's estimations, the superweapon was due to be operation in a matter of weeks, if not days. On the eve of the operation, Freyberg was finally told the full story by Federation High Command. With the tragic loss of Stonehenge, the Federation had no answer to Excalibur, meaning this was a do or die mission.As expected, Freyberg was throwing EVERYTHING he had at this assault, including his reserves and rearguard units. The understanding was that if they failed this mission, the ability to retreat out of Belka was pretty much a moot point.However, while the main Federation forces tried to barge in through the front door, Tarin's father Edwin presented an alternate way to get into the facility, which is why you were in a personal briefing meeting with him and Freyberg."Are you sure this is safe?" You ask, frowning at the part of the map Edwin had circled. It was a ventilation duct that expelled the waste heat from the Hydrian Facility's machinery and furnaces. Due to the size of the facility, the duct was massive. Massive enough to fit a certain heavy tank..."Well..." Edwin frowns. "The security there is pretty light.""That wasn't the question I asked." You scowl."Okay, so everybody who tried using that route to infiltrate or escape got incinerated by the heat, but the theory is sound. Your vehicles should be insulated enough to protect you from that.""Should?" You sigh."Look, it's either that, or you bust down the front door, because there's nowhere else you can sneak in a large enough force to sabotage the facility from the inside." Edwin points out."I agree, this is our best chance." Freyberg nods. "We're already gambling everything we have on this attack.">No way, that's suicidal.>Well, wish us luck then.>Other
>>26297372>Well, wish us luck, then.Once more, into the breach.
>>26297372>>Well, wish us luck then.
>>26297269>NOW I'M SAD ERIK GET ON WIKIPEDIA AND FIND OUT IF ICE CREAM AND CHICK FLICKS HAVE BEEN INVENTED YETI'm fucking dying here
>>26297372>>Well, wish us luck then.Let's finish the fight.
>>26297372>OtherDo both. This is too risky to put our eggs in one basket. The Demons and anybody you can spare will go in the back door, and the rest of the forces will commit to a frontal attack. Hopefully the frontal attack will drawn attention away from us and if you are able to enter through the front, then we will be able to force them to split their defenses
>>26297475Yes, that's already the plan. The question is whether you want to risk going down that duct or you assist the frontal attack.
>>26297372Why is this plan giving me Judge Sly flashbacks?>Well, wish us luck then.
>>26297485Alright then, let do it death star!
>>26297372"It looks like we're just going to have to go for it." You sigh. "Okay, so assuming we get through the vents alive, what's next?""Well, there's three courses of action." Freyberg starts pointing to Edwin's meticulously drawn map. "You can either head straight for the weapon and destroy it, try and sabotage the defenses from the inside to get our own forces into the base, or you can split up and try to do both. All have their risks and rewards.">We'll head straight for the weapon.>We'll sabotage the defenses.>We'll split up and do both.>Other
>>26297706>>We'll split up and do both.
>>26297706>We'll sabotage the defenses.We're not splitting the group. Not here.
>>26297706>We'll head straight for the weapon.
>>26297706>>We'll sabotage the defenses.
>>26297706>We'll sabotage the defenses.don't split the party!
>>26297706>OtherWhat's the layout of the base? Is it possible to destroy critical instructor to force everyone out? If we're getting in through the heat vent, can't we blow up what's causing all that heat? Is taking the HQ feasible?If the answer is no for both, then let's sabotage the defenses.
Rolled 8>>26297706Also, can we ask Q for some kind of slap-on heat resistant coating or armor?
>>26297706>>We'll head straight for the weapon.Stay on target
>>26297819Pretty sure Qyburn's back at the estate.
>>26297819He's not here.
>>26297706>>We'll head straight for the weapon.
>>26297706>We'll sabotage the defenses.>>26297402Or fill the walls with our Gallian dead?
>>26297706>We'll head straight for the weapon.How will we have a manly fistfight on top of a burning tank if all the ustians get in the way
>>26297819The composite armor already makes you as heat resistant as possible.>>26297803The base has multiple failsafes in case of mechanical failure. In the case of the heat vent, blocking it will only cause the internal temperature to rise very VERY slowly. Certainly not fast enough to cause any sort of catastrophic failure.And taking out the HQ would fall under sabotaging the defenses.
>>26297875Of course not. We've also got one Sapiniard, one Albian, three Imperials, one Emmerian, and the Stig. So we're filling the walls with our multicultural dead.
>>26297706>We'll head straight for the weapon.Who else thinks the weapon will fire when its incomplete and fuck up the Ustian forces?
>>26297892Ok, thanks. Let's take out the defenses most definitely!
>>26297706"We'll go straight for the weapon." You say. "I'm sure Freyberg will be able to break through on his own.""I appreciate the confidence, but there's no guarantee we'll be able to break through fast enough to support you. It's very likely you'll be all on your own in there.""We'll deal with it." You nod. "And what about you, Edwin?""That vent isn't the only way into the base. I'll be sending in a number of smaller teams in to try and confuse the defenders. Gives a little bit more of a chance to pull this off.""Alright." You nod. "We've got a plan, then."With the attack scheduled to begin just a few hours, the town of Fardan was already a bustle of activity. Tanks were being activated and rolled out. Any vehicles too damaged to continue were taken apart to repair others, or scuttled to prevent reuse. Troops were rushing to their assembly points, weapons at the ready.When you reach your staging point, the Demons are all already there. Sam, Ramirez, Tarin, Brillant, Heloise, Alek, Julia, Elizabeth, Isolde, Headcase, Elsa, Arthur, and the Stig were all ready and waiting.If there was ever a moment for a corny and/or inspiring speech, now was the time.>Well?
>>26297706>>We'll head straight for the weapon.Just blow the bloody thing up, it's the only reason we're here anyway.
>>26298103Let's make some money
>>26298103"You all know what's at stake here. Some of us might not be coming back. But we serve a higher cause. We will end this war!"
>>26298103"I've got a wedding you're all invited to after to this is all over and I expect all of you to be healthy and alive enough to be there."
>>26298103>"Demons, you know I suck at big speeches; I punch people and that tends to solve my issues. We've all done this god knows how many times now, and while this fight might be a bit more hectic, we're still gonna get it done and come out alive. Drinks are on me if we make it back in time for dinner (whatever time it is)!"
>>26298121I'll second this maybe add a what are you standing around for before it.
>>26298103"Demons... it's been a hell of a ride, and we're so close to the end. I can safely say that I never thought it would end like this, but... I just want you to know. I am so proud to have had the honor to fight at your sides. Now, then. Let's go END THIS WAR!"
>>26298103this is kind of my first time writing a speech, so... yeah..."How long has it been since we first formed up? A year? Two? Feels like decades, doesn't it? Well, after all that we've been through. The scrapes, the close calls, the funny shit, THIS one is going to be it. We end this, and hopefully, we end the war. We'll have peace, maybe for a couple years, maybe for a couple of centuries to come, but at least we'll have time to rest, relax, and get on with our lives, and hopefully, when this is all over, we'll settle down like any family should and you'll never have to kill another person again."
so we use a buzzbomb on the weapon and call it a day. like they can shoot it down
>>26298103Demons, these past months/year has been one hell of a ride. From the coasts of Albion, the streets of Utsio, to the forests of Gallia and now Excalibur. I have seen life and death, happiness and sorrow, hatred and love. We have made more changes to the world than any one person ever could in their lifetime, many of whom died for. This mission will determine if our future is mired with war or blossoming with peace. You all know that this mission is voluntary and I wouldn't force you to take it. If you wish to leave do so now and I will not think of anything less of you.Demons, it's time to get our paycheck and our future.
I'll be back in like 30 mins, so you guys can take your time.
>>26298172Going for this one.>>26298213>Excalibur>Not shooting things downhttp://acecombat.wikia.com/wiki/Excalibur
>>26298172Also, try to squeeze this in.So, since we're going to be waiting a bit, what did you fellows think of my latest work of art?
>>2629829211/10 would fap again
>>26298292It changed my life. I now know what I want to be when I grow up.
>>26298249Oh shit, THAT'S Karla's game.It's a motherfucking Obelisk of Light.Bet you five ducats she's planning on using it to force the Empire to give Belka it's independence back, and fuck up any army that comes knocking.
>>26298211sweet, now I have more time to improve"How long has it been since we first formed up? A year? Two? Feels like decades, doesn't it? Well, after all that we've been through. The scrapes, the close calls, the funny shit, THIS one is going to be it. We end this, we end the war. We'll have peace, maybe for a couple years, maybe for a couple of centuries to come. All I know is that we can't keep fighting like this. We may be mercs, but even we have to think about our futures. Futures that don't involve killing other people. Maybe kicking their asses, though. Me personally? I intend to have a little Sturmfuhrer sitting on my lap having Sam read him (or her) a story of how we saved the world. So, you guys in?"
Alright Demons, it's time to save the world!
>>26298103Give me a sec, writing up mine!
>>26298401>Me personally? I intend to have a little Sturmfuhrer sitting on my lap having Sam read him (or her) a story of how we saved the world.I'm going to need a minute.
>>26298375I thought that was kinda obvious.And didn't you guys realize what Excalibur was? I mean we just blew Stonehenge.http://acecombat.wikia.com/wiki/Stonehenge_Turret_Network
>>26298458I'm sorry if this sucks. I have no idea how I'm supposed to write a speech, man.
>>26298476I will admit, to my shame, I've never actually played an Ace Combat game.Blame my lack of a console until this month.
>>26297269Yelling Bird is a true master of his craft.
>>26298488No, I'm not saying it was bad. I'm saying that last line is so adorable it gave me a heart attack.
>>26298103Conquest.The story of human history.Since time immemorial, great people have risen from humble beginnings to...do shit.And so it was with the DEMONS OF RANDGRIZ!Since forming from the nation of Gallia, the once small-time merc company has evolved into the most badass merc company the world has ever seen.And now we're about to lay the biggest smack down in the history of the Earth. When Excalibur falls, it will be remembered as the day the Demons shoved it into the rear exhaust pipe Belka, and it will be glorious!Come now, we have a base to penetrate!
I'm just worried about what we do with Karla after we find her.
>>26298603Sword duel. Because how else is it going to end.
>>26298603Obviously, we invite her to the wedding.
>>26298103And MC, make sure we bring both of our childhood swords, just in case.
>>26298603stare with pity before walking off, fire silhouetting our form until we vanish in the smoke
>>26298635Those are currently wall-hangers.
>>26298635We left them behind in the castle.Of course this would have been the perfect opportunity to use them.
>>26298650No, I pretty sure we brought them.
>>26298672No, the Samfags forced us to leave them behind.
>>26298672Nah, they're back at the castle. He found them, but decided he didn't need them.
>>26298672No we didn't samfags wouldn't even give us a cool dual
>>26298579We 3rd street saints now?
>>26298603Shirtless swordfight with Excalibur in the background and Sam bleeding out from a having had a sabre run through her chest.Oh, and there's a time limit because there's a mass arty strike getting prepped to hammer the facility into dust along with us unless we call it off or run outta there like a bat out of hell.
>>26298701Yeah, I totally ripped off that! Points for getting the reference.
>>26298712A say we fire a photon torpedo into the core and get the hell out of there!
>>26298637then the manly bare chested fistfight with Erik atop a burning marmota mk II?
>>26298701damn right we are! but who is our Johnny Gat?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8GRrsthHnc
>>26298712We also have to escort around the engineer who was forced to design it, because only he knows the weakness! Which is switchboard that only he knows the password to and is unwilling to share it. Also the switchboard is underwater to prevent overheating.
>>26298745>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8GRrsthHncRamirez of course!
>>26298739with shirtless Ramirez in the background, Tarin in one arm and heavy MG in the other
>>26298745I went with the english accent for my guy in two and the third.
>>26298603Kill her. Then angst about it after wards. Sam getting injured by Karla and spurring on our rage optional.But that's tragically cliched thing to do, and I'd be sorely disappointed if /tg/ can't come up with something better.
>>26298745Ramirez, if that Fight Club is anything to go on.Except he doesn't go down like a bitch; he just needs to hunker down and wipe the blood outta his eyes before continuing building up his killstreak.
>>26298801Yeah good luck with that... Samfags are pretty unimaginative... except for Sir Yellingbird
>>26298603Capture her and use her as a political prisoner. She's still a princess afterall, and it'd bring a abrupt end to the war.
>>26298800Cockney voice is best voice, thank fuck it's still in 4
I would kill for a HD saints row and saints row 2
>>26298848That would fuck her shit. I bet she'd try to kill herself rather than be captured.
>>26298603SABRE DUEL. Our story with Karla begins with swords and ends with swords.It would have been cooler if the Samfags had let us bring the old sabres.>>26298848She's the princess of Belka not the Empire.
>>26298859the gangs in the last game kinda sucked
>>26298862They're not old enough to warrant an HD edition.
>>26298894Really? I thought the Ronin were pretty cool.
>>26298848Belkan Royalty != Imperial Royalty
>>26298911saints row the third is what I am talking about
>>26298892>>26298838>>26298694>>26298686>People STILL butthurt over thisIt'd be cute if it wasn't so damn sad.
>>26298929>s&m gangthey were ok...>deckersFUCK YOU AND THOSE CUNTS WITH THE HAMMERS!>luchadores Killbane was boss
>>26298745>go to Hawaii or somethin'I see what they did there.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkrQXuDq24>>26298894Yeah here's hoping they don't kill off the genuinely threatening villain in the first act and stick us with the lame gimmick bad guy we don't give a fuck about for the rest of the game.>>26298929Pretty sure he was trying to make SR3 into the Turkeyhandle animu.
If we capture Karla, Belka becomes leaderless with various factions wanting to rule, then the country gets absorbed into the Empire.So the question is, Do we care what happens to the people of Belka?
>>26298959Hey, we let you have your fun, at least let us have ours
>>26298961>Killbane was bossKillbane was great as comic relief, but not once did I really hate him. Now Loren, him I wanted to sodomize with a fucking 12-guage.
>>26298970Idk, maybe we can use this as leverage against Karla?
>>26298103....Dammit, I was hoping we'll get backup but we must do what we must.
>>26298970No. Because we're not getting paid to.
>>26299005Did we get paid to give a fuck about Darcens?
forget about her and lets do the job
>>26299025agreed>>26298961you forgot S.T.A.G
>>26299024Still something I don't give a damn about, truth be told. Something we shouldn't be giving a damn about as Merc Company.
>>26299036S.T.A.G. had the best stuff. I loved the pew pew and hover bikes.
>>26299074>>26299079I loved how they first attacked you in the game. >Dat carrier
>>26299048>>26299005Our motive was never money in the first place.
>>26298103"DEMONS!" You yell, standing atop of Fenrir to get their attention. "How long has it been since we first formed up? A year? Two? Feels like decades, doesn't it? Well, after all that we've been through. The scrapes, the close calls, the funny shit, THIS one is going to be it. We end this, we end the war. We'll have peace, maybe for a couple years, maybe for a couple of centuries to come. All I know is that we can't keep fighting like this. We may be mercs, but even we have to think about our futures. Futures that don't involve killing other people. Maybe kicking their asses, though. Me personally? I intend to have a little Sturmfuhrer sitting on my lap having Sam read him (or her) a story of how we saved the world. So, you guys in?"Everybody cheers, which is all the response you need."Okay then, let's earn some money!" You yell, jumping off Fenrir. "DEMONS, MOVE OUT!"They said that the collective rumbling of all that armor moving simultaneously could be felt all the way to Ustio, as thousands and thousands of tanks, armored vehicles, trucks, and transports pushed their way to the Hydrian Mountains. There, nestled into the rock was a massive set of steel doors surrounded by countless defensive positions and Imperial troops.However, none of this was your concern. With Edwin leading the way, you and the Demons take the long way around, coming up to the heat vent he was talking about. His men had already taken out the few guards assigned to watch it, so all that was left for you was to enter it."Good luck, Captain. Once you're in there, there's no going back." Edwin says, shaking your hand. "Keep an eye on Tarin for me.""She'll probably be the on keeping an eye on US." You grin. "Good luck, Edwin."(cont)
>>26299114With that, Edwin's men pull the protective grate off. You can already feel the blistering heat emanating from the vent hit you like a brick wall. This was going to suck.One by one, your small convoy enters the vent, with Fenrir and Kilroy going in first and the Growler following close behind."Oh god, this was a TERRIBLE idea, sir!" Julia complains.Even though the vehicles were insulated, that only made the heat survivable. Already everybody was sweating like you were trapped in a sauna. You only hoped that this would be the worst it would get.>roll 1d20
Rolled 10>>26299150Oh boy
>>26298603I don't think we'll kill her. From a meta perspective, there's still a couple of Karlafags / Karla-to-whatever converts to vote for alternatives. From an IC perspective, this is the girl we grew up and fell in love with. Granted, that all went to shit with the invasion, but I'd find it hard to believe if there weren't still some lingering feeling for what we once had.
>>26299186it'd be dramatic, it's be tragic, and it'd be epic
>>26299164Fortunately, by the time you reach the end of the vent, you're all more or less intact, though extremely sweat and smelly. But at least you're all still alive."Julia, Headcase, what are your conditions?" You ask."Besides boiling in my own sweat?" Julia says in an annoyed tone. "Nothing too serious. Just need to cool off the engine for a bit once we get out of here.""Same here." Headcase says. Oddly enough he doesn't sound bothered by the heat. That guy was way too laid back, you thought."Okay, cover your ears!" Julia warns. "This is gonna get loud!"Fenrir's cannon gives out a massive BOOM as she blows out the grate blocking the other end of the vent. She then pushes her way through mangled steel, machinery, and wire, leaving a hole big enough for the other vehicles to follow through. The moment you leave the vent, you kick the door open and you all pile out of the Growler."Oh man that feels so nice!" Brillant says, breathing in the relatively cooler air."After this, I'm going back to the mountains, and never leaving them ever again." Alek says glumly. Looks like the took the worst of it."Awww, don't worry Alek." Elsa says, kissing him on the forehead. "It's all over now.And then you notice that thanks to all that sweat causing their uniforms to stick, all of your female squad members' figures have gotten a bit more accentuated...No! CONCENTRATE!"Hey, Captain." Elizabeth waves you over, pointing to what looks like a phone built into the wall. "They're using wired comms in this facility. I'm guessing they can't get good radio signals inside. If you want, I can try patching in to see what's going on.">Do it. We need all the intel we need.>Not yet. We don't want to give away the fact we're here.>Other
>>26299186Agreed, punished and foiling her plans are fine but murdering her....might be a bit much don't you think?
Rolled 20>>26299289>>Do it. We need all the intel we need.
>>26299289>>Do it. We need all the intel we need.
>>26299218Unless you kill Sam, there wouldn't be enough of a consensus to do it.For all it's cynicism, /tg/ has always leaned heavily towards badass over dramatics. We'll probably even save her (as she lies bleeding out on the floor) when Excalibur or whatever goes boom.
>>26299314SAVE YOUR ROLLS!
>>26299289>"After this, I'm going back to the mountains, and never leaving them ever again." Alek says glumly. Looks like the took the worst of it.heh.
>>26299289>Do it. We need all the intel we need.
>>26299328Sorry! I had forgotten it was even written in! didn't know 4chan saved it after shutdowns.
>>26299314We better get some fucking awesome intel from this.
>>26299434We aren't getting jack shit from that.
>>26299289"Do it." You nod."Just give me a few moments." Elizabeth says as she starts pulling wires.
Rolled 1>>26299434If anything we're going to start rolling 1s>>26299488
>>26299434Rolls don't count unless asked.
>>26299500>>26299504Well now what?
>>26299500ahahahahahahaha called it>>26299504AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck your 20
>>26299500>>26299504I don't believe this....Goddamnit.
>>26299546Just wait until the bullets start flying the 1s haven't even begun to fuck us.
>>26299585Put it in the space that says, E-mail.
>>26299585Put that in the email field without the quotes.
>>26299620Well not now. We're done rolling.
>>26299642for future reference he obviously hasn't rolled before
>>26299672I never get why people have so much trouble doing it.
Rolled 2>>26299752Don't cap the 'd'
Rolled 15>>26299761In dice that is.
>>26299514"Sorry, sir, I got nothing" Elizabeth shakes her head. "Just regular maintenance reports. I can try again at another comm terminal if we come across one.">Search for another comm terminal.>We wasted enough time. Proceed to the objective.>Other
>>26299771>>We wasted enough time. Proceed to the objective.
>>26299771>We wasted enough time. Proceed to the objective.
>>26299771>Search for another comm terminal.
Rolled 2>>26299771>OtherRamirez, escort Elizabeth to another comm terminal. Everyone else, Proceed to the objective!
>>26299771>>Search for another comm terminal
>>26299771>SearchNobody knows we're here yet... we can take some time
>>26299699moot back in 2008:>Typing the following into the e-mail field will roll dice:>dice XdY Z -or- dice+XdY+Z>Don't abuse/spam this or I'll remove it. Thanks to MrVacBob and coda for implementing this, and a fa/tg/uy for requesting it.moot 3 minutes later:>protip: DICE GOES IN EVERY FIELDmoot 5 minutes and 6 bans later>failing to dice properly in this thread will result in a ban>learn to read you fucking morons. christ i already regret this ;_;
>>26299833.....Sorry?I was a little confused by it?
>>26299906Don't worry you're far from alone, it's almost a running joke at this point.Piece of advice for ya though, if you copy the dice text you can paste it again without having to type it out. This makes it much easier to turn your dice off and on.
>>26299906You still are by the looks of it.Stop capitalizing dice.
>>26299906Dice isn't capitalized.
>>26299771"We've wasted enough time here." You say, walking back to the assembled Demons. At this point, the engines on your vehicles have already cooled down enough that they can be safely operated again. Now all that's left is to actually get to Excalibur.Checking the map Edwin provided to you, you see that he's marked two possible routes to the inner chamber where the weapon is being kept. One is the main access shaft. The shaft had to be big enough to transport construction materials and supplies through, so naturally it was large enough to accommodate your vehicles. The problem was that it was a very obvious route, and you'd be spotted the moment you got onto it. However, it was the fastest way there. The second alternative was to work your way through the maintenance access tunnels. These tunnels were similarly large, since the maintenance crews needed their own vehicles to get around. However, the space was much tighter, leaving you with less room to maneuver. Couple that with multiple branching paths that turned the tunnels in a maze, and provided ample opportunities for ambushes, and you had an equally dangerous route. However, that was only if you were detected, which would probably something you could avoid easier in there.>Assault the main shaft.>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.>Other
>>26300000>>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.
>>26300000>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.
>>26300000>Assault the main shaft.Also nice quints
Rolled 11>>26300000ONLY A MAIN FRONTAL ASSAULT WILL DOMaintenance tunnels? One grenade and the whole squad is dead not to mention tunnel collapse.
>>26300012>>26300029>>26300036>>26300028>>26300044We're fucked...>>26300053What this guy said.Go loud or go home
Rolled 6>>26300000>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.
>>26300000"Okay, Demons, we're going to try and avoid the main forces and go through the maintenance access shafts." You say."Sheesh, always have to take the routes that give us tankers the hardest time, huh?" Julia sighs."Well, you guys need a challenge after all. You're bulletproof and we're not.""Ha ha, fuck you, sir."To be fair, you can sort of understand Julia's frustration. Fenrir can barely fit into the tunnels without scraping the sides, and turning and maneuvering is a quite a pain. You're definitely going to have a lot of time eaten up when this is said and done.>roll 1d20
Rolled 7>>26300170Let's try this again.
I just realised.We didn't meet Isolde's bro Imperial buddy.
Rolled 18>>26300170ATTENTION BELKA! THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION!
>>26300188As you carefully make your way through the tunnels, Tarin suddenly kneels and gives you the alert."Contact. Vehicle approaching." She says. "Looks civilian."Shit, in these cramped quarters, you options were limited. You could try hiding, but you'd have to be damn lucky to pull it off. You'd probably have to end up fighting or something.>Try and hide. Let them pass.>Stop them and take them prisoner.>Shoot first, questions later.>Other
>>26300270>Shoot first, questions later.
Rolled 9>>26300270>>Stop them and take them prisoner
Rolled 18>>26300270>Stop them and take them prisoner.Intel we need badly.
>>26300270>Try and hide. Let them pass.
>>26300270>>Stop them and take them prisoner.Try to intimidate.
>>26300170Julia knows what's up.You guys are killing me with stealth modo all day erry day.War will be over by the time we get through maintenance access.
>>26300270>Stop them and take them prisonerbullets are hel of a loud in tunnels
>>26300301The point of a saboteur is to get in quiet and get the hell out of there tearing ass up to eleven after we make sure the job is done..
>>26300301>>26300275You two stink of lololol kill everyone.
>>26300270>>Stop them and take them prisoner.
>>26300301We are alone in an enemy base and we aren't getting backup from the Ustians so long as the defenses are up.This is not the battle of Farden anymore. We are not doing a blitzkrieg.
>>26300324Not really, more like picking the right tool for the right moment. Part of that is choosing where and when you engage your enemy.If things go tits up in these tunnels we're going to be feeling it later. Also you guys forget Karla has plans to relocate Excaliber.If we had chosen main access, we might have had a lot more control in dictating the skirmish. We also could act and react more quickly and decisively.Down here we'll get bogged down.
>>26300270You nod to the Tarin and Brillant, who quickly take position to intercept the oncoming vehicle. You and Ramirez then circle around to come to it from behind to keep it from escaping. Meanwhile, Isolde and Sam get their lances ready.The maintenance truck trundles along as if nothing was wrong in the world, up until its path is blocked by a several hundred ton tank with a very VERY big gun. The driver screams and tries to put his vehicle into reverse, until he's met with several guns in his face."Hands up where I can see them." You say.>roll 1d20
So uh Merc.Sorry to bother you again but I was kinda inspired to write up another sheet which I sent to your email. Try taking a look.
>>26300444See? Stealth is working.
>>26300430Pretty sure WE don't know she is relocating it and we are playing saboteurs here. Not just assaulting a base, we are without backup too.
>>26300435>several hundred ton tankDafuq?I know this is the world of RAGNITE, SON, but I was under the impression that Fenrir was much lighter than that.
>>26300444did these people happen to be moving Excalibur?
Excalibur is a giant superweapon (most likely a giant ass tower). It's not going to be easy to relocate that.
>>26300466yea I 'wut'ed as well, with the upgrades and even the 122, the Fenrir should not weigh more than 40-50 ton, its pretty damn small and operated by 1 person...
>>26300548I'm guessing its a case of exaggeration which promotes understanding.
>>26300466>>26300548Maybe it was hyperbole? If not then yeah RAGNITE SON I guess.
>>26300410http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Douaumont(Although not a great comparison because this installation is better manned)Also, you forget we have Darcsen infiltrating the place.
>>26300618>http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_DouaumontNot only is this place better manned, we have even less people than that. Your reasoning fails.
>>26300618>19 officers and 79 menWe have around 14 people.And one of them doesn't really fight.
>>26300650Pretty sure those Germans didn't bring a heavy tank and TD with them. Pretty stealthy of those bastards.
>>26300697Yes, I'm sure two tanks are going to be all the difference once enemy lancers start raining shells from battlements, AT guns firing from alcoves and enemy tanks coming out to face us. Should I remind you as well that our enemy is famous for their tanks? Sit down, you are looking ridiculous.
>>26300697Erik is here.Armor support counts for shit.
Incidentally, where are the other Knights that we beaten via dueling?
>>26300805Fleisher is in the hospital the last time I heard of him.Detlef got ashamed of his defeat or something. Not sure what happened to him.
>>26300444"Whoa! Hey there son, you don't have to be wavin' guns about!" The maintenance man raises his arms. "I was just takin' a little is all! Those assholes up in Assembly are workin' us to the bone here!"You and Ramirez just stare blankly at each other."Hey, wait..." The man squints his eyes. "You guys ain't base security, are you?""No..." You respond."Great! That means I'm not gonna get written up for this!" The man grabs a sandwich he was keeping on the passenger seat and takes a big bite out of it."Hey, um, who exactly are you?" You ask, not sure whether to lower your gun or not.""Aw, how rude of me not to introduce myself!" The man gives a sloppy salute. "Nathaniel Derman, at your service, though most folks just call me Nader for short!""Um, nice to meet you, Nader." You say. He was certainly an odd individual."Say..." Nader narrows his eyes as he chews on his sandwich. "You look a tad bit familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?">We're the Demons of Randgriz>Nope, I don't believe we've ever met.>Other
>>26300845>>We're the Demons of RandgrizI wanna know how he knows us
>>26300845>>Nope, I don't believe we've ever met.technically, it's true
>>26300845>>We're the Demons of RandgrizEh.Might as well.
>>26300845>We're the Demons of Randgriz.This guy seems legit
Rolled 8>>26300845>Nope, I don't believe we've ever met.
>>26300845>>We're the Demons of RandgrizSay it in the most blunt monotone voice we can manage.
>>26300845>We're the Demons of Randgriz
>>26300845>>Nope, I don't believe we've ever met.>>Other"No, Nader you don't know us. What do you say we make a deal? You stay down here, make yourself scarce for a couple hours, and when I see you next, I will give you a little something to make it worth your while."
>>26300845>>We're the Demons of RandgrizI doubt he'll rat us out as he seems far more concerned with avoiding work and having some food than loyality
>>26300845>We're the Demons of Randgrizand we're on a mission from Godwhip out sunglasses
>>26300845"We're the Demons of Randgriz." You say with your straightest face."Oh. My. GAWD!" Nader whoops. "I knew it! The guards around here can't stop talkin' about you fellas! I'm in the presence of Grade-A celebrities! What can I do ya for?"No... you frown. It couldn't be this easy, could it?>See if he's willing to help you.>Just send him on his way.>Neutralize him so he can't warn anybody else.>Other
>>26300987>>See if he's willing to help you.
>>26300987>>See if he's willing to help you.If it's a fetch quest then:>Neutralize him so he can't warn anybody else.
Rolled 4>>26300987>See if he's willing to help you.We don't have to believe him, nor have to let him live afterwards.
>>26300987> See if he's willing to run for political office
>>26300987"Hey, Nader, you don't mind helping us out a bit? Like pointing us the way to Excalibur?" You ask."Excali-what?" Nader's face twists in confusion."The giant gun thing." You sigh."Oh, THAT!" Nader laughs. Well, what's in it for me...?">roll 1d20
Rolled 1>>26301252Not getting shot.
Rolled 7>>26301252"How much is a signature from the one and only Jager Sturmfuhrer worth?"
Rolled 13>>26301252Well uh, you won't have to work here anymore!
Rolled 4>>26301278I don't seem to have the favour of the dice gods today. This is going to be my last roll for the day.
>>26301314Shit. It happens.
>>26301267Nader extorts us heavily.Or he sends us to find Schnee
>>26301455I will be back shortly in about 30 mins.
Rolled 15>>26301252"A kiss from The Most Dangerous Woman in Europa?" meaning Tarin of course.
So I just got my internet back up, finished last night in the archive and I have to say (although I may be WAY off base here) I think I smell a little somethin'-somethin' goin' down with Ramirez and Tarin.
Rolled 2>>26301252I should stop
Rolled 20>>26301933>>26301922>>26301455>>26301304>>26301278>>26301267The dice gods have forsaken us.
>>26301951No, I think they just enjoy mocking us
>>26301966Wow I just flashed back to like 2006, thanks for the ride anon.
>>26301278"That depends." You say sternly. "What are you asking for?""A kiss from that pretty lass over there." Nader says. "Just on the cheek. I'm not a pervert, after all!"You notice that he's pointing at Sam. Something inside you starts bubbling.>Sorry, I can't agree to that.>I'll go ask her.>Other
>>26302067tie him up, gag him, stick him in a closet, steal his truck and use it to scout.
Rolled 1>>26302067>Other"You know she is my fiancee right?>I'll go ask her.
>>26302067>>I'll go ask her.its just a kiss on the cheek..for Europa, I doubt Jeager is that petty or lacking in confidence.
>>26302067>Other"I'll cut you in on a better deal. You take us to Excalibur, and I'll try to forget what you just said. This thing on my back is kinda heavy, you know. I might just slip and...you get my drift? Now take us to the damn thing."Intimidation.
>>26302067tell him to close his eyes for ithave him kiss Ramirez
>>26302067"That is my fiancee Nader, and you are very close to getting added to the list of people I have punched in the face. It's quite a famous list you know, everyone would be quite impressed that JAGER STURMFUHRER knocked every single one of your teeth out."
>>26302067>>Sorry, I can't agree to that.
>>26302067>Other"I punch knights to stop an invasion, but I will do worse for anyone asking my fiancee to do that."
>>26302067>>I'll go ask her.Oh wow, a kiss on the cheek in exchange for a superweapon threatening the stability of the continent.I know what I'm choosing.
>>26302067>I'll go ask her.The number of immature retards in this thread is staggering.
Oh god all these neckbeards going ''MUUUH WAIFU!''
>>26302067>I'll go ask her.
Rolled 6>>26302067>>I'll go ask her.
>>26302067>I'll go ask her.Not an unreasonable request. Its not like he can pull anything surrounded by a bunch of angry mercs anyway. He tries anything funny and he gets pumped full of holes, assuming Sam doesn't just beat him to death first.
>>26302169its more along the lines of a kiss on the cheek for a much smaller hole blown in Karla's front door
>>26302191SRS BUSNIS MAN.
>>26302208It's almost as if our mission becomes a lot safer and smoother for both us and our men with an act that costs us literally nothing.Can you idiots get any thicker?
>>26302067"You do know she's my fiancee, right?" You say, glowering. "Whoa, hey, it was just a simple request! Not forcing ya to do it or anything!" Nader laughs softly. "Thing is, these damn security guards won't let us out this place. Most of us haven't even seen our families or loved ones in MONTHS. I just wanted a bit of that womanly affection!""I'll go ask her." You say, still glaring at Nader. "Don't go anywhere."You then turn to Sam, who had heard the conversation."Sam, I'm not going to order you to do this...""Yeah, but it's for the mission, right?" Sam says, though she's clearly not enthused about it. "Just one on the cheek, right?""Yeah." You nod.>roll 1d20
>>26302191Look at it this way. Jager held onto his feelings for Karla for how long even after she attacked his ancestral home leading an Imperial force that (as far as we know) killed his family and servants? It's not unreasonable to assume he'd be at least a little offended by the request. Possibly not enough to attack the guy, but likely enough to call him on it or refuse.
>>26302262Sam works up the courage, and for the most part, the whole thing goes off without a hitch. Now that you look back on it, the whole affair was honestly kind of silly. But that was for another time."WOWEE!" Nader whoops. "Well, thanks a lot, miss, that really made my day! If you want to get to the main assembly floor, just go straight down this tunnel, and take a right at the dead end, and it'll be right there. Ya can't miss it!""Thanks a lot, Nader. Go, uh, continue with your break I guess." "Sure thing!">Let him go on his way.>Knock him out or something.>Other
Rolled 14>>26302317Knock him out, tie him up, store him in the tank.
>>26302317tie him upwe don't want him getting in trouble
>>26302317>>Knock him out or something.
>>26302317>Let him go on his way.
Rolled 8>>26302317>Let him go on his way.
>>26302317>>Let him go on his way.
>>26302317"Well uh, we'll be on our way, I guess." You say, "But just a heads up, things are gonna get pretty loud down here, so you might want to find somewhere to lay low for a while.""Aw heck, that means I might even be able to get a nap in!" Nader grins. "You folks have a good time, alright?"And with that, Nader putts off in his little truck, leaving the rest of you behind."He was... an interesting guy." Sam blinks."I didn't see anything wrong with him." Headcase remarks."Okay! We wasted enough time! We got directions, let's go!" You say.Fortunately, it looked like Nader had told you the truth. You followed his directions and pretty soon you come across a large, sealed door. However, there didn't appear to be any security measures on it. It was designed to keep fires from spreading, but also to be easily opened by maintenance staff if something was damaged. On the other side, despite the thick metal door, you could hear the loud whirring and clanking of construction equipment."Hold up, sir, there's another comm terminal here." Elizabeth points.>Good eye. See if you can tap it.>We're already here. Blast through while we have the element of surprise.>Other
>take a right at the dead endDoes not compute.
>>26302454>>Good eye. See if you can tap it.
>>26302454>Good eye. See if you can tap it.
>>26302454>Good eye. See if you can tap it.Nader x Headcase OTP
>>26302454Again, Elizabeth goes to work, pulling and splicing cables. Hopefully she has a bit more success.>roll 1d20
Rolled 13>>26302613Good luck
Rolled 14>>26302613>Liz>On commsHA HA! TIME FOR 1s
>>26302620"Ah HA! I got something!" Elizabeth grins as she brings up her earpiece. "Hmmm, let's see...""Well?" You ask."Well, I've tapped into their defense network. It's a mess right now because of the Federation attack. The bulk of their forces are concentrated on the front. Edwin's guys are also doing a good job keeping them spread thin. The main assembly is almost completely unguarded.""Well, that's good." You nod."Wait... there's something else..." Elizabeth narrows her eyes. "Something about Excalibur not being ready yet... but its carrier. is. Payload is ready to launch...""Shit, they're going to try and move it!" You scowl. You should've figured. Having a massive weapon like Excalibur mounted here wouldn't do much good. It would have limited targets. But mount it on something like Valkof....>Go in NOW! Before they can escape!>You need eyes on the target. Scout the area first.>Other
>>26302717>Go in NOW! Before they can escape!
>>26302717>You need eyes on the target. Scout the area first.
Rolled 11>>26302717>>Go in NOW! Before they can escape!
>>26302717>Go in NOW! Before they can escape!Lets rock.
>>26302717>Go in NOW! Before they can escape!What's your game, Karla?How was Excalibur going to help you win us back, before that hope got crushed?
Rolled 8>>26302717>You need eyes on the target. Scout the area first.>OtherElizabeth, can you spoof one of the officers and confirm it's route so we can intercept it? Also, as to confirm where to concentrate defenses.
>>26302717>>Go in NOW! Before they can escape!
Rolled 8>>26302770This is so we can know where to hit it.
Rolled 17>>26302717>>Go in NOW! Before they can escape!No time. Go go go.
>>26302717"Demons! We're moving out and going in loud!" You say, jumping into the Growler. You don't even bother opening the blast door. Fenrir just blasts straight through it with her 122mm cannon. The steel door crumples like paper and your convoy rushes through it.Unfortunately, waiting for you on the other side is none other than Sir Erik Schnee, and he's not alone. Flanking him are Sirs Fleisher and Heinrich. And all of them are driving Schakals, one of the most feared of Imperial heavy tanks."JAGER STURMFUHRER!" Sir Schnee shouts, standing atop his tank, arms crossed. "If you wish to stop the Princess, you will have to get past us! Prepare for battle!""You go on ahead, sir. Me and Headcase can take care of these guys." Julia says."Me and Isolde should help them." Sam says, patting Gungnir. "Not the first time I've faced down Schakals, and I've got a decent lance this time too.">Okay, we'll split up.>No, we fight together!>Other
>>26302871>>No, we fight together!
>>26302871Have Erik shoot Schnee while he's standing on his tank like an idiot.
>>26302871Should've gotten a fucking Theimer for Isolde.
>>26302871>Other"Shall we settle this like gentlemen? I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL"
Rolled 8>>26302871>No, we fight together!
>>26302871>OtherCQC Schnee. He's apparently close and not in his tank.
>>26302890Make him shoot himself, such a masterful plan.
>>26302871>Other"SCHNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CHALLENGE YOU TO SHIRTLESS MANLY COMBAT!"
>>26302871>>Okay, we'll split up.Entire continent at stake, superweapons must be destroyed, etc?
Rolled 13>>26302871>>Okay, we'll split up.
>>26302871>>Okay, we'll split up.
>>26302871>Okay, we'll split up.There are bigger things at stake than comparing our dick to Schnee's.
>>26302871>Okay, we'll split up.
>>26302871>No, we fight together!Splitting up sounds like a death flag if I've ever seen one.
>>26302909Alek, not Erik. I'm terrible with names. The sniper with the big ass murderrifle.
Rolled 20>>26302871>No, we fight together!All units, focus fire at the one in the middle!
>>26302871>>Okay, we'll split up.Let's end this charade once and for all.
>>26302871"Alright Julia, you handle these guys. Headcase, back her up.""Yes sir!" They both affirm."Sam, Isolde, are you sure you want to do this? You'll still just be lancers in a tank fight." You warn."I'll do anything that is required of me." Isolde says."Yeah, same here." Sam nods.>Send both of them to support Julia and Headcase.>Send one. [specify]>Keep them with you.>Other
>>26302871>>Okay, we'll split up.Like we're going to do anything useful against fucking TANKS.
Rolled 5>>26303023>>Send both of them to support Julia and Headcase.
>>26303023>>Send one. [Sam]Because for some reason we didn't upgrade Isolde's lance.
>>26303023>Send both of them to support Julia and Headcase.
>>26303035This, Isolde isn't going to do much against them with her shitty Lancaar.Should've gotten that fucking Theimer.
Rolled 11>>26303023>OtherSam, which lances with Isolde.Sam is coming with me, Isolde, give them hell.
>>26303023>>Send one. [Sam]
Rolled 12>>26303033Switching to>>26303050
>>26303023>Send one. [Sam]
>>26303050Gonna have to go with this one. I'm sure that she wants to be with us through to the end of this.
>>26303059>>26303067sam hater detected.
>>26303023I'll go with this: >>26303050
Rolled 7>>26303067Eh, not really. I just want to make this as climactic as possible.
>>26303073It isn't so much as Sam hating at the annoyance at the illogical nature of the act of making them switch lances when we could just have Sam stay.I mean, really?
>>26303023>>Send one. [specify]Bah, just send Sam dammit.
>>26303023>Send one. [specify]Send Sam.
Rolled 10>>26303088Honestly, if we're being savvy, I'm guess there is a very specific person in the next room. And Sam would be more valuable as emotional support than here with the tanks.
Rolled 4>>26303057oh fine, I'll switch to just letting Sam stay. Okay just to appease the other guys.
>>26303122Yeah that and fears of death flags coming up when she's out of eyesight.
Rolled 5>>26303143Well yeah, that too. Death flags are going like crazy here.
>>26303143Sam has more plot immunity than Isolde. Just saying.
>>26303186You're assuming a bit much there as plot importance can be a double edge sword, with the marriage question being asked and all.
>>26303023"Sam, you down with tangling some Schakals?" You ask."Born ready, Cap." Sam grins."Good luck." You give Sam a full kiss on the lips. The other Demons pretend not to look. Sam then winks, and with Gungnir in tow, she leaps out of the Growler and moves off on the hunt.You can hear rampant explosions and cannon fire in the background, as well as the shriek of lance rockets. However, you can't let that distract you. You've still got a superweapon to stop.As the Growler speeds along, you finally get your first good look at Excalibur. It was pretty much exactly like Valkof, a massive Valkrur lance. You see it on its side, surrounded by construction scaffolding. Up ahead, there's a bridge that leads to a landing just next to the weapon."Holy shit, how are we supposed to destroy that?" Brillant breathes."Exactly the last time Gallia did it. We hit it with enough explosives, and it'll crack apart." You say.Suddenly, a lance rocket whines past you from the rear, arcing through the air and slamming into the ground a few meters ahead of you. Turning back, you can see infantry a couple hundred meters behind you moving in. Among them is a very familiar looking squire."Sir." Heloise says, facing you." Requesting permission to disembark.""What the hell are you planning, Heloise?" You ask."We can't let those troops cross the bridge and bog us down. I've got the charges and the expertise to blow it. You guys can let me off here, and I'll buy you some time.">No way, that's a suicide mission!>Are you sure you can do this?>Other
>>26303258>Are you sure you can do this?"I have one order, don't die."
Rolled 12>>26303258>>OtherRamirez, protect her.
>>26303258>No way, that's a suicide mission!
>>26303258>OtherLeave her with Ramirez for support. Or Brillant.
Rolled 11>>26303301Or both.
>>26303258>Are you sure you can do this?It's a tough call, but we're gonna hafta keep moving. We lose the momentum now and we'll only get bogged down further along the way.
Rolled 5>>26303284Second this.
>>26303316No--we'll need Brillant to hold the line outside the main power core along with the rest of our squad as we take Sam and Ramirez to deal the killing blow to Excalibur's heart.
>>26303354But we don't have sam with us.
>>26303354...we left Sam with the tank group.
>>26303258"Heloise, are you sure you can do this?" You ask seriously. "Even if means putting your life over Williams'?""We both knew what we were getting into sir." Heloise nods. "I can do this."Well, she certainly looked determined. You couldn't fault her for that.>Go for it. Just don't die!>You'll need some backup then. [specify]>Can't risk you being emotionally compromised. I'm sending in Arthur instead.>Other
>>26303386>>Can't risk you being emotionally compromised. I'm sending in Arthur instead.
>>26303386>>You'll need some backup then. [specify]RAMIREZ.
>>26303386>We both knew what we were getting into, sir.We Suicide Mission nowhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
>>26303386>You'll need some backup then. [Ramirez]
>>26303386>You'll need some backup then. [Ramirez]If anyone's getting her out alive it's Ramirez.
Rolled 14>>26303386>You'll need some backup then. [Ramirez]Ramirez, I fully expect Heloise alive and everybody else fucking dead, do you hear me?!
>>26303386>>You'll need some backup then. [Ramirez]
>>26303386>>Go for it. Just don't die!We can't afford leaving anyone with her. It's only gonna be getting worse from here on out, and we already gave up our armor and AT support. If she say's she's got this, she's got this.
>>26303469we still have a guy with an ATR and a Lancer.
>>26303469We still have Isolde and Alek.
>>26303386>You'll need some backup then. [RAMIREZ]
>>26303386>You'll need some backup then. [specify]RAMIREZ! PROTECT HELOISE BY KILLING ALL THE BAD GUYS!
>>26303415Love that OST
>>26303491>RAMIREZ! PROTECT HELOISE BY KILLING ALL THE BAD GUYS!EXCEPT WILLIAMS, JUST SHOOT HIS KNEES OFF OR SOMETHING!
>>26303386"Alright." You nod and then turn to Ramirez. "RAMIREZ! You back up Heloise and keep her alive!""Yes sir!""I mean it, Ramirez. If she can't take the shot, then you're going to have to. Can I trust you on that?" "YES SIR!" Ramirez shouts, knowing what you're implying."Heloise! Ramirez! Demolish that bridge and STAY ALIVE! You got that? Now go go go!"You open the back door of the Growler and Heloise and Ramirez leap out. Heloise is already pulling out ragnite charges from her pack while Ramirez starts spraying suppressing fire at the oncoming infantry.The Growler continues on. You look on to see that out of your squad, only Alek, Elsa, Isolde, Brillant, Tarin, and Arthur are left. You finally reach the depths of the construction scaffold."Sir," Alek speaks up. "Permission for me and Elsa to get off here.""What for?" You ask.Alek points up, and you see an observation tower just above you. No doubt for foremen and overseers to keep a watchful eye on their workers. "That vantage point can give us a good view. We could provide some support to anybody who needs it.">Good thinking. Go for it.>We might still need you.>Other
>>26303565>>Good thinking. Go for it.
>>26303415Personally, I prefer this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMYSWiPm7E0>>26303565>Good thinking. Go for it.
>>26303565>Good thinking. Go for it.
>>26303597Drawanon, if this is to be the final battle, I want you to have my email address and send me that drawing of Alek+Harem! email@example.com
>>26303565>Good thinking. Go for it.Observation tower, very obvious, a fucking deathtrap, yadda yadda.Well, let's hope Heloise and Ramirez can back them up.
>>26303565>We might still need you.Don't want to give up one of our two remaining AT assets yet.
>>26303644its the best spot for snipers and we still have Isolde. Sides you know this is how the game is gonna work. Less and less of us as we reach the target.
>>26303565>We might still need you.
>>26303624>Wrote Alek>All this haremNot exactly what I was expecting when I wrote him up.
>>26303703>All of this harem STUFFFuck this phone.
>>26303703I can dream, can't I?
>>26303565"Good thinking Alek. Go for it." You say.Alek nods, and after giving Elsa a quick peck on the lips, they both leap out of the Growler. They both start creeping up the tower, knives and pistols drawn. You honestly fell a bit sorry for the poor saps up in that tower, if there were any.Then, you hear a massive BOOM and you whip around. You see the bridge going up in flames, sending molten steel and fire flying everywhere. The entire structure then begins to collapse. Unfortunately, you're too far away to see if Heloise or Ramirez were clear of the blast, or were even still alive.Elizabeth, can you get them on the radio?" You ask."Comms are a mess." Elizabeth shakes her head. "I can't get anything."The Growler then screeches to a stop."I think this is the place." The Stig says simply.You poke you head out from the top of the Growler to see that you're literally just feet away from the edge of Excalibur. You see a section where the ancient lance has already been cracked open, either through age or human error. Either way, the blue glow emanating from the crack signaled that it was its weak spot."That's our target!" You yell, pointing at the crack. "Arthur, grab your demo kit and-"And then suddenly, the entire chamber begins to rumble, causing the scaffolding to rock and sway."LAUNCH SEQUENCE UNDERWAY." A loud voice blares through unseen loudspeakers. "ALL PERSONNEL CLEAR THE CONSTRUCTION AREA. I REPEAT. ALL CONSTRUCTION PERSONNEL CLEAR THE CONSTRUCTION AREA."(cont)
>>26303730You then look around to see where the doors were opening, but you don't see anything but solid wall. How were they going to get Excalibur out of here?And the the weapon shifts. Not the side, but UP. You crane your head back and realize that the reason you could find the door was because it was ABOVE you. Karla didn't mount the weapon on a giant tank.She mounted it on a giant airship.As it lifts off into the air, you can see large letters painted on its side...HRESVELGR>TO BE CONTINUED! The battle will continue tomorrow, 6-7 pst! Hope to see you then!
Well thats a thing.
>>26303751I can't wait, I'm so excited.
>>26303751curse, you, Merc Command!
>>26303751So how we getting in?
>>26303775Well, drop by next thread to find out!
>>26303775The Stig can probably make Growler fly.
>>26303730Goddammit, this is why we should've kept Alek and Elsa
>>26303751>HRESVELGRHow do you pronounce that?
>>26303797With great difficulty.
>>26303797Like "RESVELG", actually.
>>26303808So Merc, did you check your email for the new sheet?
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?I GET HERE LATE AND YOU MISS OUR CHANCE TO HAVE A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN WITH SCHNEE?WHAT THE SHIT?
>>26303751Oh shit.It's the Hresvelgr.I know what Karla's gonna do.She's going to attack both the Empire AND the Federation.She's going full A World With No Boundaries.
>>26303842>A World With No Boundaries.Remind me again what their whole philosophy was?
>>26303828Yep. I'm reading it over.
>>26303786A quick question: Did you choose that Charlotte swimsuit pic some threads back due to some of the similarities the two girls have or was it just something incidental?
>>26303835>whaaaaaaaaa I didn't get what wanted out of this questJoin the club>>26303842>A World With No Boundaries.what could have been...
>>26303894>you are now picturing Karla forcing Jager into a butler's uniform when they were teenagers
well, heres hoping Heliose, Ramirez and the squire made it out alrightalso, I thought VC cannot into air? how does they know whats an airship?
>>26303914They cannot into heavier-than-air flight.Bit of a difference there.
>>26303914Airships are already a thing by this point in the timeline.
>>26303921>>26303933ah, so they are right at that point where theorists believe its possible but no one has achieved it yet, interesting times ahead considering the technological advancement of ground vehicles
>>26303751WELPYOU ASKED FOR THIS MERC COM.TIME TO PLAY ZERO FOR THE ENTIRE FINAL SHOWDOWN.[Spanish guitar intensifies]
>>26303751I knew it be something from the air! Not as happy about it as I thought I would, this'll be fun. Good run as always Merc Com.
>>26303751If only we had some sort of anti-aircraft cannons. Preferably eight of them....Oh, right. Shit.
>>26304121Not playing unsung song as the final battle theme...
>>26305280we still have a buzzbomb
>>26306005We should put the sparing swords with it, a-la Doolittle Raid and the friendship medals.