You and Patrick are engaged in what could be mistaken for an old-fashion sword-fight on top of your Pershing- you shove his hose out of the way before thumbing your own hose to give him a facefull of high-pressure water. He gurgles and falls away from the onslaught and you go in for the kill, jamming your hose down the back of his shirt and nearly into his pants before you disarm him of his own hose and turn towards your driver, Richard.You are the Commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and you take your water fights seriously.You have the high ground advantage against him- you grin and toss your hose from one hand to another. "C'mon, Richard." You say viciously. "Have at me!" You spray him in the face. "Come and get it!"He comes and gets it, tackling you to the roof of Black Jack and trying to direct his hose to your face- the sweet spot. You're too slippery though, rolling on your belly and sliding down off the turret and onto the engine deck. With a jerk, your hose follows you, it's passage between Richard's legs causing him to momentarily lose balance, affording you enough time to slip down to the ground.>Spray him down long range- with prejudice!>We're done- we really need to get cleaned up.>"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
>>26240902> take off our shirts so we don't get paint all over them, then continue.
>Spray him down long range- with prejudice!
>>26240902>Spray him down long range- with prejudice!Be cleansed, heathen!
>>26240902>>"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
>>26240902>Spray him down long range- with prejudice!ITS ON TIME!
>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?Commander Miho wanted a show, time for audience participation.
>>26240902>We're done- we really need to get cleaned up.Also take off the shirt before we begin cleaning, don't want paint on it after all.
>>26240902>Spray him down long range- with prejudice!>"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIB9Y4OFPs
>>26240902>jamming your hose down the back of his shirt and nearly into his pantsWhy are we Tentacle raping our teammates BlackJack? We need those.>Spray him down long range- with prejudice!Over? This game is not yet begun!
>>26240902>"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"Is this not why you are here?
>>26240902>Spray him down long range- with prejudice!WE HAVE NOT EVEN BEGUN TO FIGHT
>>26240902>Spray him down long range- with prejudice!also where's Roy?
>>26240902>"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?">>26241312Beat me to my pic.
>>26240902>"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"Is this not why this option is here?
Before Richard even has a chance to turn around you spray down his back- that's the thing about water fights- there's no really good way to win, since after the first twenty seconds or so everyone involved is completely soaked to the point where additional water is sort of useless. No, water fighting's mostly about outmaneuvering and embarassing your opponents- something you'd become quite good at working with these two.As you smile and laugh while Richard tries to turn around and face you again, you're momentarily caught by a horrifying thought...Where's Roy?A moment later the question is answered as a bucket of soapy water is upturned over your head from behind. For good measure he slaps the sides of it before shoving you, disoriented, into the side of the tank."DAMMIT ROY! YOU WILL DROWN FOR THIS!" You scream, removing the bucket from your head and rubbing the soap from your eyes- you're now partially blinded.>Get after him!>Enough is enough. Let him have his little victory.>Wait, are the girls still watching us?
>>26241738>>Wait, are the girls still watching us?
>>26241738>>Get after him!Just as I was tracking down a "waiting for OP" pic...
>>26241738>Enough is enough. Let him have his little victory.Remove shirt, remove paint.
>>26241738>Get after him!"May the spirit of Publius Cornelius Scipio Aemilianus Africanus Numantinus guide my hand!"
>Wait, are the girls still watching us?
>>26241738>>Get after him!Do it! Sexily!
>>26241738>Wait, are the girls still watching us?Does this water fight need to get more equal opportunity?I think it does.
>>26241738>Get after him!
>>26241738> Take shirt off and put it up somewhere to start drying. "Okay funs over, let's get this finished so we're not late."
>>26241862I ran a quest based in fantasy-Rome. What do you expect?
>>26241927But Hippo team best team.
>>26242058That sure is an odd way to spell RABBIT
>>26241738We shall get him via deception and cunning...Pretend to return to cleaning the tank, then, once he reappears, imply all was in good fun, get him back to cleaning the tank, then once his back is turned and his defenses are down, FIRE ZE WATER CANNON!!!
>>26242097That is clearly too many letters for DUCK
Troll archiver strikes again
>>26242144That's not how you spell SAUNDERS.
>>26242228But that isn't how you spell YUKARI
>>26241738"THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!">Remove shirt>Get after him
>>26242242THAT CERTAINLY IS A STRANGE WAY TO WRITE OREO, ANON ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T MISTYPE?
>>26242257>>26241807We must combine these.
>>26241738>Remove shirt>Get after himI support this
>>26242299Can we shout "HENSHIN!" too, just for good measure?
>>26241871>Wait, are the girls still watching us?Seconded.
>>26242313...yes. Because we're already going full fangirl bait anyway.
>>26241738>Wait, are the girls still watching us?Remove shirt and wipe eyes.Do it sensually. Like Fabio.
>>26242203S'ok. This is what we have Twitter for.
>>26242380>Everyone but Rose takes their shirt off and starts flexing.>It was all part of your clever ruse.>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
>>26241738>Remove shirt to wipe eyes.>Wait, are the girls still watching us.
>>26241807Also voting this.
did OP died?
You toss the bucket to the ground, pulling off your shirt and using the soaked-in water to try to clean your burning eyes. "Roy, when I catch you I'm going to hold you in the bucket until the bubbles stop! SO HELP ME!" You squint, trying to see through reddened eyes where Roy had run off to, almost completely dry. "Where'd he go?"Rage bubbles up from within you, impotent rage at having had someone get the drop on you and get away clean. You feel around for a few moments, and manage to grab something soft and fleshy. "Roy!" You growl, still mopping at your eyes with your shirt. "Where is Roy?"As your eyes clear Yukari Akiyama resolves in front of you, her mouth slightly open and eyes wide and confused. They dart down, then back up to your face, and then strain to stay there. She stumbles over words for a couple of moments, turning beat red before words stop coming out, though her mouth keeps moving. "Uh... Um..." Panic breaks over her face. "The Russian T-34 medium tank was the most widely produced tank in World War II!" She shouts before shoving you away and running off.>Da hell was that? Get after her!>Roy...>Alright... How long until school starts?
>>26243566Sorry, got held up trying to get a hold of the Archive guy...
>>26243566>>26243584Also, these were me.
>>26243566>Roy...Temporary righteous fury, then...>Da hell was that? Get after her!
>>26243566>Roy...We grabbed a tit, didn't we?
>>26243566>>Alright... How long until school starts?Yeah, we had our fun. We don't need the clone patrol coming looking for all of us and finding us like this.Also, don't tell me we copped a feel of Yukari's yuyus.
>>26243566>Alright... How long until school starts?Accidental groping and fun is over, time to clean the tank
>>26243566EXCELLENT!!! We shall need a spotter for our Roy Hunt.... or maybe even an accomplice for revenge!!!But something must have brought her here, We must know what.Begin Chase and Acquire Yukari
>>26243566>>Alright... How long until school starts?
>>26243630Shame we could't have copped a feel of Akebi's Yuzu's.......I mean...yes
>>26243630Nevermind change it to >Da hell was that? Get after her!
>>26243566>Alright... How long until school starts?
>>26243566>Da hell was that? Get after her!knowing anime our blind grab probably went inappropriate. We may need to apologise.
>>26243566>Alright... How long until school starts?>Plan to get Roy back while in class
>>26243566>Alright... How long until school starts?Also realize what we look like and what we jsut grabbed.
>>26243566>Gets groped by soap blinded shouting man>spouts obvious fact about tank and skadaddles.Yeap, this can only lead to good places.
>>26243566>>Da hell was that? Get after her!Oh, panicking tank nerds!
>>26243686put a glue covered kick-me sign on the back of his chair...
>>26243566>Get after her!
>>26243566ROY! I'M..Bwuh? What was....Yukari?Wait, when does class start?WAIT WHERE DID I GRAB HER.ROOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!
>>26243566>Roy...It's all fun and games until somebody gets felt up.>Da hell was that? Get after her!A shirtless man chasing a panicked garupan around the garage. What could go wrong?
>>26243566>>Da hell was that? Get after her!I would say "this is what happens for going full hijinks" but it's really too late to say that
>>26243566>>Da hell was that? Get after her!
>>26243566>Roy...>Da hell was that? Get after her!Girl can't hold her spaghetti. Bunch of lightweights out here in Asia.
>>26243566>Da hell was that? Get after her!
>>26243566>Da hell was that? Get after her!ROY THE NEXT TIME WE MEET. VENGENCE!
>>26243566Did we just grope Yukari?>Roy...SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>26243566>>Alright... How long until school starts?Time to actually do work, face full life consequences etc
>>26244025Oh great, accidental groping, one of the worst anime cliches.I really hope it was just her being embarassed by the shirtlessness.
>>26243566>Da hell was that? Get after her!We can't just leave things like this despite what others falsely say.
>>26244176I think it was more than that. We raised some flags with her between befriending her and helping her make friends for the first time ever and that whole not-date watching the movie at her house. And now, she sees that this boy that has actively befriended her and shown her nothing but kindness has an attractively lean, athletic body. And, he grabbed her boob. I think she's reaching critical mass.
>>26244176Well, to be fair it's just what we all assume. We might've managed to grab her arm instead.Yukari fled because of our shirtlessness.
>>26244254true, her inability to remain calm in the face of our Manly Physic has rebooted her into 'safe mode'. She must embrace the Beefcake...
>>26244444>quinn 4s>5 members of the Anglerfish>5 members of Bear>Bear>Beefcakehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0
>>26244502you just wanted an excuse to post this video
>>26244254>>26244444Actually we tore a hole in the knee of our pants during the scuffle.
>>26243566oh we dun fucked up now! we'll have to assume responsablity and marry yukari so her honor is preserved! we have raised the no turning back now flag with her!so>Alright... How long until school starts?we'll have to sort this out later.
>>26243566We should probably go after if for no other reason that Rose promised to hurt us if we ever hurt Yukari.
God what was the song during the volleyball scene from Top Gun? That would fit perfectly for tank washing
>>26244444..i just had i dangrous idea. we need more surport from the school class as a whole. it seems we have weaponized Beefcake as this test has shown to the other girls on the tank teams. we could go wet shirt though school today and more or less hint to the eye candy eating girls that if they join up with the Tank club, they get to see more of this for free. hopefully this ploy will shake loose the WoT nerdets and the Sodoko group to join up. (the latter out of face wise moral outrage, but in truth, they want the beefcake as well)
>>26244905Won't do us much good til we have tanks for them...we could stick one in the 89, but that's not exactly helpful
Fucking T-34s.Only having barely enough armor to deflect boolet and only enough gun to penetrate a Panzer4, it was made UNDER A BUNCH OF FUCKING MOUNTAINS. YES, THE FUCKING URALS. HAVE YOU TRIED BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF A MOUNTAIN? NO? WELL EVERY FUCKING BELLIGERENT HAS TRIED AND FAILED TO DO SO. AMERICA HAD TO DEVELOP A NEW FUCKING BOMB, AND IT STILL DIDN'T SPLIT THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN OPEN.DID YOU KNOW HITLER WAS SO FUCKING STUPID HE TRIED TO ATTACK THE FUCKING ALPS? Thankfully his generals managed to talk him out of that stupid thing.BUT YEAH, YOU'D MAKE A LOT OF TANKS TOO IF ALL YOUR FACTORIES WERE UNDER FUCKING MOUNTAINS TOO.
>>26244945>not putting your factories inside mountains
>>26244945Also, they could literally cast the hulls in holes they dug in the fucking sand.Holes.In.The.Fucking.Sand.On some tanks, you can actually see the trowel marks cast into the hull.I shit you not.
>>26244177>>>26243566>>>Da hell was that? Get after her!
>>26244988>The US just put them an ocean away from their enemies
>>26244925well, the extras can use the i-go and the rest can help the auto club, the rest can TURN THIS SHIP UPSIDE DOWN FOR THE REST OF THE MISSING TANKS. even if they don't join, maybe they can ship in some lose money for needed ammo/fuel/parts/ maybe upgrades.
You look around, still thoroughly confused by the situation. "Wha-? Yukari?" Wait, where did you grab her? Oh god. WHERE DID YOU GRAB HER?! Your resolve hardens instantly and the soap burning in your eyes isn't quite as bad now that there's something more important to worry about. You grabbed her arm, right?Yeah, you're it was an arm! You run off towards the direction Yukari ran off to. "Yukari?" You shout, following that direction for a few minutes, looking around for the tank nerd. After a few minutes though, you're forced to give up- there's no sign of her. By the time you get back to the hanger, most of the girls had dispersed from their half-cleaned tanks, the wet gaijin show now over. You glance down at your watch... You literally have to be in class right now. And you still don't have a dry shirt.>Straight to class. Screw the haters.>Let's at least try to get a dry shirt.>Head home and change- you're already late and you don't life that far away.
>>26245039best strategy...although we did camo our factories to look like forests...well some of them
>>26245015...Fuck me sideways with a sand-cast dildo.
>>26245069>Straight to class. Screw the haters.At best, we get sent to the infirmary to dry off. At worst we have to walk through an all-girls school with a translucent shirt
>>26245039>the nazis and russains couldn't reach detroit or even past the blueridge mountiens.
>Straight to class. Screw the haters.We beefcake now.
>>26245045L O D E S A M O N I EWAS DAT SPELL!? LODSAMONIE!
>>26245069>Straight to class. Screw the haters.It'll dry soon enough, especially if we run while holding it over our head to the school building.
>>26245069>Let's at least try to get a dry shirt.
>>26245069>Straight to class. Screw the haters.Sodoclones are still gonna nag at us regardless. This'll at least give them pause.
>>26245069>Straight to class. Screw the haters.we can do this. take complete refuge in audasty of our beefcakeness.
>>26245069>Straight to class. Screw the haters.You think a Japanese person would confront us on this?
>>26245130no time for that, if we run fast, we can air dry.>>26245143heck, the Sodoclones might become enthralled with the Beefcake as well.
>>26245229Oh, god. Assholes like tom green have exploited this hard.
>>26245229Russels is now more beefcake than Edward
>>26245069>Straight to class. Screw the haters.Sorry Sodoclones, it rained. Localized cloudburst. On your parade.>>26245091You act like even Hitler would be dumb enough to invade Detroit. The Wehrmacht wouldbe finished inside of a week.
>>26245069>Straight to class. Screw the haters.
>>26245312Sodoclones will be wetter than Russels' shirt.
>>26245353Except Sodoko, she's a lesbian.
Fuck it, Gaijin Smash our way through Japanese social mores.
>>26245069>>Straight to class. Screw the haters.
>>26245045Yes, Seriously.I'll see if I can dig up a picture somewhere.
>>26245371...right after we walk past her shirtless.
>>26245312>Sorry Sodoclones, it rained. Localized cloudburst. On your parade.These exact words.
>>26245371not after she sees the BEEFCAKE! for we have max swag with the mojo boosters backing us up!
I feel so bad for what is about to happen to all those chairs in the classroom.
>go to class wet>get a japanese cold>die within days
>>26245913>Get all the girls to come make us food.>Help us with "THAT">Boom, happy and better with new GF.
>>26245913>American>dying from Japanese coldIf we do get a cold everyone will freak the fuck out...and it'll just confuse MC
Well we need someone to ride the I- go until we get another tank
>>26245930>the fluffy one probably knows how to do basic cooking, she can do army cooking too.
>>26245975Russels gets cold. Comes to school anyway. No mask. Panzer Club freaks out because he has THE FEVER. Russels continues functioning because it's just a little fever.
>>26246072The last thing I want while sick is an MRE>>26246100pretty much this. They'd probably freak out that they'd get it tooThen we could take care of Yukari and Oreo
>>26246100Basically. I have suspicions that colds are such a big deal in Japan because you can get off work/school for them.
>>26245975the japanese must have weak con scores. we can laugh off some colds. and the smart ones who don't lissien to the fools in the media take their flu shots can help ward off the other side of bugs.
>>26246119Or worse: Russian field rats.
>>26246072In before she feeds us shitty american MREs.Pork and beans with that C-ration canned cake. Man. We'd get well in no time.
>>26246130>and the smart ones who don't lissien to the fools in the media take their flu shots can help ward off the other side of bugs.Why bother? I had Swine Flu while in college. Missed no classes, partied all weekend. Didn't report it to health services because they were quarantining everyone and I had work to do.
>>26246184Heh we had an entire frat come down with some form of it. They partied anyways (and I with them). It really wasn't much to get worried about
>>26246125The Gaijin Smash guy had a teacher tell him she hoped a tsunami would hit so she'd get a day off.>>26246146Current MREs aren't that bad really. And the pound cakes have always been a "FUCK YEAH" find. Same with the jalapeno cheese.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
>>26246146>Eat glorious Yukari rations all sickness period>Soon realize we haven't taken a shit in a week>HOWPANZERANGSTHAPPENS.jpg>Miss additional week of school because we need to go to the hospital and have our asshole repaired
>>26246184i guess it depends on the person. personally i say get it if you can. anything helps. anyway, we shouldn't worry about the MC, it's not raining, nor is it cold out. we should be fine.
>>26246229>What'd you do...give him some rolling stone drugs or something?>No...I just asked him what he'd be if he wasn't a marine>oh my god he wants to be a ballerina?! That's MY fucking dream!
>>26246234you might be wrong, now i think back. Yukari might have learned how to make chili from grandpa.
>>26246229Not a tsunami. She wanted America to nuke Japan again. So she could get a day off.
>>26246229Yeah, but all Yukari has is the fruitcake.We are right proper fucked.>>26246234Actually The MRE heater caught fire spontaneously. Then our asshole explodes.http://www.cargolaw.com/2001nightmare_mre.html
>>26246369She also wanted a typhoon to hit the town...for the same reason. I wonder how his kid is
>>26245069>[x] Let's at least try to get a dry shirt.
>>26246377Crackers+Cocoa powder+Water=DeliciousPutting the cheese packs into the heater and stirring into the less appetizing meals makes them better.
>>26246377>>26246234dude...seriously..dude. just because you can open an MRE does not mean you eat EVERY thing in it.
>>26246560Cold stuff for beakfast, hot for lunch and dinner, spreading two MREs into four meals.
You slowly and, in the still-quite-cool morning air, miserably approach the entrance to the main school building. You are still soaked the bone but right now, you can't be bothered to care. So, as you approach the short-hair hall monitor, your feet squelching loudly in your shoes you are barely able to stop as she holds out her hands."Stop!" She yells. "Name?"You cock your eye at her. "Really? Take a guess!" You say, rolling your eyes.Her face flushes slightly with anger. "You may be here to help our Senshado club, but you still have to follow the school regulations!" She straightens up, holding her tablet properly. "Name?"You tell her, rolling your eyes."Reason for tardiness?" She says crisply."Was cleaning my tank after practice..."She nods, typing into her little tablet.>"I'm already late, how much longer are you going to take?">"What's your name again?">"So what does helping the Senshado club get me, then?"
>>26245069>Straight to class. Screw the haters.fuck the police
26246749>[x] "I'm already late, how much longer are you going to take?"To class, to class we must go!
>>26246749>"I'm already late, how much longer are you going to take?"
>>26246749>"I'm already late, how much longer are you going to take?"You know if it were me I probably would have ignored her and kept walking. I mean the student moral committee only has the authority the student body lets it have.
>>26246749>"So what does helping the Senshado club get me, then?"
>>26246764Muh links; should point to >>26246749.
>>26246749>She nods, typing in to her tablet.Jeezus, whatever happened to the days where the hall monitors wrote everything down on a little notepad?>I'm already late, how much longer are you going to take?
>>26246749>"What's your name again?time to use our SWAG on the Sodoko to charm her. i'm sure deep down she's looking at the eye candy.
>>26246749>Ignore her, go to class anyway.FUCK THE POLICE
>>26246749>Disregard the bitch at the gate and keep walking. She has our name already.
>>26246749>Sorry for being so forward but could you look up something on that doohickey? Did a Akiyama Yukari come to school today?
>>26246789dude, it's like they started to use tablets 5 years ago. but MAN i remember everything was written by hand. god help us if we lost the skill to use a simple pen and paper to write. ><
>>26246883Dang 4chan eating half my message.We might as well get some information out of her on where Yukari might be.
>>26246883good point. we need to ask if our waifu came to school yet.
>>26246749>>26246834>Ignore her, go to class anyway.We already have the Gaijin. Time to smash.
GuysHow do the clones ever learn anything in school if they are always looking for truants?
>>26247213Hivemind, one attends class.
>>26247213I'm guessing they go to class after the first little while.>>26246749>"I'm already late, how much longer are you going to take?"
>>26243566Well, we're off to a great start today.
>>26247380Start? This thread is already dead.
>>26247393Blackjack just takes his time writing...and I'm pretty sure he gets a match or two in on WoT while we vote too.
>>26247213Different schedule, no first period.But that's too obvious and Murikan, so in Japan you're probably expected to be there a certain amount of time before 1st period.
>>26247432Having killed BJ during GuPQuest time before, yes he does.
Rolled 25>>26247441i though that would be her face if she visited fort knox's 1'st armor division and the Patton's museim?
>>26247450What server is he on?
>>26247499He's on Pacific time. What do you think?
>>26247450tell BJ to stop messing around and post! our beefcake domination of this school must not be slowed down!
>>26247514Sealclubbing in SEA.
All you people gunning to get the MC hooked up with Yukari.Little do you suspect that the Pershing is an author insert (they even have the same name!) and will NTR us.
>>26247568Well First to Cologne was taken.
>>26247542Ahahahahhaha no.I sealclubbed in SEA. I actually felt bad about it because the pubbies were that bad.Hold off a whole side in the US? It's an achievement. Hold off a whole side in SEA? That's Tuesday.
You glance down at your watch- you're already ten minutes late. "Hey, can we hurry this up a bit?" You say impatiently looking around for anyone else running as late as you. "I'm already late for class!" You still have no clue what happened to Yukari, or what kind of punishment you will be bringing down on Roy's head."School Regulations!" She shouts, just as impatient with you, tapping at her screen for a few more seconds. You idly rub your still reddened eyes. You're still soaking wet and uncomfortably cold. You hold back a shiver and consider skipping a class or two to run home and get dry clothes."You have one tardy on your record! You are free to go to class!" She says as she steps out of your way.>"Took long enough!">"Wait, can you tell me if Yukari Akiyama came through here today?">"I remember you! You were on the ferry!"
>>26246749>"What's your name again?"I mean it's not like we were helping any adorable tank drivers with low blood pressure, this is pretty much our own fault. No need to be rude.
>>26247790>"I remember you! You were on the ferry!"
>>26247790>"Wait, can you tell me if Yukari Akiyama came through here today?"
>>26247790>"Wait, can you tell me if Yukari Akiyama came through here today?"we need to ask this. we already know her name.and DON'T bring up the ferry incident!
>>26247790>"Took long enough!"
>"Took long enough!"Let's just get on with it.
>>26247790>"Wait, can you tell me if Yukari Akiyama came through here today?"Then more waiting. Or "Divulging such info is against school regulations!"
>>26247790I remember you
>>26247790>"Took long enough!"chasing after yukari is the exact opposite of how to handle this situation. Let her cool off and let us not do anything rash
>>26247880In the mountains
>>26248005I'm all for letting her cool off (and us warm up) but a little concern is not bad
>>26247790>>"Wait, can you tell me if Yukari Akiyama came through here today?"Need to clear up the MISUNDERSTANDINGS now.
>>26248005Sure.... and I have a bridge in brooklyn.
>>26248005"Rash" is kinda our SOP.
>>26248126It damn well will venif we sit in wet clothes all day.
>>26248167A good base layer can do wonders.
>>26248167I am tempted to stay in wet clothing just to show all these silly little asians that real men don't catch a cold from being wet for more than five minutes.
>>26248232Yeah, nah, this would brew up a shitstorm, ranging from "indecent behaviour" to "damaging school property". While the girls would probably appreciate the spectacle, the powers-that-be would be pissed-off at the "goddamn gaijins". And that cannot be a good thing.
>>26248453And let's not forget that we haven't actually won anything concrete for the school. A practice match and a tank bet is nice and all, but the tournament hasn't even started
>"I remember you! You were on the ferry!"She wasn't the one on the ferry was she? Damn Asians all looking the same. Why can't they have varied looks like Black people.>>26247710>Tarczay's MedalIn America you can't get it because someone will kill you.In SEA it's because you can't take 80% damage.
>>26248537Get creative, drive off cliffs.
>>26248571I'm in an ELC, driving off cliffs is dangerous.Unlike the Sealanders.
>>26248613I'm in an ELC and I do it all the time to gain tactical advantage.Which usually translates to getting the hell out of a bad situation any way possible.
Blackjack, did you fall asleep?
Finally. You're about to walk past her when you get a though. "Hey, has Akiyama Yukari come through here today?" You say, suddenly a bit worried. Her reaction was so pecular that you didn't know what she'd do- maybe she skipped school to run home? Maybe she's somewhere else on the carrier?Sodoko- you finally remember her name- looks down at her pad. "Why do you want to know?" She says, annoyed that you're still bothering her. "I can't tell you anything its...""...Against regulations, yeah, I figured. Listen, I'm just a bit worried about her..." You say, genuine worry on your face.Sodoko sighs before tapping a few more things on her tablet. "Akiyama Yukari wasn't late today. That's all I can tell you." She holds the tablet up against herself. "You're late, you need to get to class!""Right. Thanks!" You say, giving her a smile as you walk past her on your way to class. It's not a lot of information, but you got something from her. You just hope that Yukari didn't freak out completely.You also really hope that was her arm.
>>26248806NEXT TIME ON GUPQ
Next time on The Bachelor.
>>26248771Needs more Best non-Oarai Girl.>>26248806Next time, on Dragon Ball!
Next Time on Girls und Panzer Quest!>Are you a bad enough dude to find out where Yukari went?>Wet school clothes suck.>How is Mako doing now that she's had a good breakfast?Girls und Panzer Quest will return at 6PM sharp on Tuesday!Follow me on twitter for schedule updates as well as to know when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>26248825Nyet, nyet, Tovaritch! Glorious motherland russia's models superior to capitalist america's!
>>26248872you forgot "morons running wild with bad ideas" (I.e. how Russles ended up in this mess)
>>26248967I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how darn nice Kay is.
>>26248967I can't wait until we run up against her.BLACK JACK HAS A TASTE FOR THE IS-2, LITTLE GIRL
>>26249051Yeah... Let us just hope that fine lady doesn't pull a couple of IS-3's out of storage, because while Blackjack can certainly take one on, the IS-3's 85mm gun will make short work of even a Pershing.
>>26249153I don't think the guns on those were all that accurate.A Pershing's gun was pretty amazing, both in accuracy(they could shoot helmets at 600m when sighted properly) and and power(at Cologne they used HE shells to take out Panthers), but yeah, if one of those shells connected then the Pershing would be in trouble.
>>26249153Well, unlike our training match with St. Gloriana, Pravda's lineup wasn't thought up with Ooarai's tanks in mind. They must've planned going against Kuromorimine and I fail to see them considering Ooarai strong enough a contender to specifically gear up against, even with BJ and Excelsior.
>>26249711You have a point, but we have no idea what Pravda's setup xwould have been agains Kuromorimine. Since Katyusha's plan basically was "Surround and overwhelm Ooarai through sheer numbers" she might have gone for a quantity rather than quality lineup.With us now in possession of two tanks that can chew through her T-34's, it's entirely possible BJ will have her reconsider her lineup and overall strategy!
>>26248806I really don't think that was her arm. Yukari is a loader for a 75mm gun, her arms aren't gonna be soft like what ever we did grab.
>>26250006I am under the impression that once you select your tanks you can't swap them out later down the line, just add more as the maximum is increased.Kuromorimine had their heavy tank lineup because they thought they'd be up against Pravda, and that bit them in the butt when Ooarai outmaneuvered them.I'd wager that if they could choose tanks per battle they would've had a lot more mobile force go up against Ooarai. I imagine a lot more Panthers, Panzer IVs and Jagdpanzer IVs.>>26250195Hope springs eternal.We don't know how soft exactly the MC meant. Even a decently trained muscle (covered with cloth, no less) is soft when compared to your average building materials and tanks.
>>26250006on the other hand, with the russien short stack's ego, she might just stick with show's line up anyway. she's beaten Miho once already, she thinks she can do so once more.
>>26251136or she could have gotten the Russian version of us with the T-54 prototype!
>>26250311>I imagine a lot more Panthers, Panzer IVs and Jagdpanzer IVs.Honstly that would have been a smarter setup anyway. The Panther is superior to the Tiger in damn near every way that counts. Lighter, faster, more maneuverable, better range, more fuel efficient, and far less likely to break down, get stuck in the mud, or spontaneously combust. There's a reason Joachim Piper ditched his unit's Tigers in favor of more Panthers for their attempted breakthrough in the Ardennes.
>>26254033Piper used Königstigers, and those still suffered from "infancy problems" at the time. the Tiger I was not specially more unreliable mechanically than the Panther.He was however slower and less fuel-efficient!
>>26254033The Tiger was a more intimidating machine and was much more effective at anti-infantry than the Panther, but neither one of those really matter in Tankkwondo/Tankery/however you want to translate it, and either gun can penetrate all but the most heavily armored tanks at long range.