Tell me how you've cleverly dealt with THAT GUY(s), /tg/. I'll start.>run game of pathfinder at flgs>greasy, unwashed 300 pound neckbeard wants to play, allow him in>he makes a 'sexy' female bard that tries to seduce and fuck everything that moves, including our female player's character>repeatedly tell him to knock it off and he's making people uncomfortable, he ignores it>eventually give him a magic belt, heavily imply that it's a belt of charisma>he puts it on, turns out to be a cursed item that makes his character ugly as sin and applies a heavy penalty for any time he tries to seduce anything, charisma unaffected otherwise>he bitches and whines that he's being punished for "just doing what my character would do", somehow unaware that you can get cursed items removed and the bad shit goes away>mfw he stormed out angry after sessions of constant whining
>That Guy is playing a fighter>fails a will save against an enemy psion's Suggestion power>"There is no need for further bloodshed; lay down your weapon, and we'll settle this like reasonable men.">That guy, with shit eating, announces he ignores the suggestion because it was phrased poorly.>'I'm not holding a weapon. I have a hammer. I think of it as a tool'.>Motherfucker, it's a *war*hammer.>'A tool of war is still a tool. My character doesn't think of it as a weapon. That suggestion wouldn't work on him.'>...alright. I'll run with that. But the thing is, bro, your fighter?>He's proficient with all simple and martial weapons. And no tools. You're gonna be taking a -4 nonproficiency penalty for using an improvised weapon from now until the end of the campaign,>Your call.>that guy admits that his fighter drops his weapon.
I had a story but then mad Maka showed up and I had shit to do in my bunk.
>>26215956why does the OP pic give me a boner?
>>26216352Mine compatriot. Its clearly because she's bugfuck insane.
>>26215956>That Guy was being a dick ruining everyone's fun>I asked That Guy to leave>He left
>>26216318>2013>Arguing bludgeoning somantics>Not engaging in honorable hand to hand combat as a man would do>Not strangling the psion to death bloodlesslyI shiggy my diggy
>>26216352Does this still do the trick?
>>26216318>2013>Arguing bludgeoning somantics>Not engaging in honorable hand to hand combat as a man would do>Not strangling the psion to death bloodlesslyI have only the shiggidy of diggities
>>26216318I'd have just flat out told him that doesn't negate the spell. The spell says you suggest a course of action - the other two actions were perfectly clear and would have accomplished basically the same thing, and even then, the idea is that your character doesn't realize he's being compulsed at the time, so even if he "thought" of his hammer as a tool, he would not be trying to find technicalities to get out of the suggestion, he'd say "I don't think of this as a weapon, but I understand what he is talking about, and what he is saying sounds reasonable."
>>26216448Must be the outfit or the hair then. Handles.
>>26216448>>26216472See gentlemen? We're getting places with simple exercises.How about this?
>>26216352>yfw that's the female version of fred from courage the cowardly dogbringing a whole new meaning to "naughty"
>>26216472Rule 1: Don't stick it in the crazy.Rule 2: If you must stick it in the crazy, do NOT stick it anywhere with teeth.
>>26216516What about this?
>>26216516Your honest response, please.
>>26216538Holy shamrocks, batman. NO!
>/tg/ - Boner Research
I feel bad for the OP, he could not have had any idea his picture would be more interesting than the thread topic.
>>26216507For me, its still yes. Crazy Maka is best.
>>26216394>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>26216520Nigga, I'm coming from behind.>>26216562/tg/ gets shit done
>>26216576Right, right. Has it anything to do with the eyes or the implied good posture, given the positioning of the neck and the shoulders?Please state your reaction to number four here.
>most boner inducing part of Maka>not her voice
>>26216609A little less for the not-professor guy. I think it might be the whole expression, eyes and mouth.
>>26216547>Dat neck.>Also, what the fuck. Since when are necks sexy?>God damnit 4chan.
>>26216643>since when are necks sexysince literally forever, you plebCurves! Planes! Bumps! Hollows!
>>26216634Are you sure about it being both the eyes?
>>26216666nice quadsAlso....hmmmm.....difficult. Part of my boner says yes but it also says no. Boner, why so confusing?
>Be GM, my first campaign ever as GM too>After first session, someone mentions he has a friend who wants to join. It'd bring us up to 6 players but I say fine>Introduce him(That guy), a LG monk, by saying he was passing by as a random encounter happened>All seems good, although the guy who invited him leaves a few sessions later>~4 weeks later he starts GMing a game of Spycraft because we keep having missing players and decide to have a second game that'll be a series of one-offs.>First session happens the Friday before the Red Wedding episode of GoT airs>Session ends with the largest terrorist attack in history in which 2 million people die>Few days after Red Wedding: "Spycraft is over the whole Red Wedding thing made me realize 'holy shit i killed a lot of people' and I just can't think of a way to keep the campaign going">okaythen.png>About 2 sessions later, I've dropped the frequently absent players. Those who remain are in a big forest that's meant to be maze-like. I made a legit maze map.>They find the exit and I joke 'wow you guys left a whole chunk of the map unexplored'>He's like 'no theres something there lets go look around'>I'm fine with this because I planned some more encounters in the parts they hadn't explored yet>He walks down a path with only 1 other person on his horse with him, the rest of the party taking a different path>Path he's on connects to one they'd partly explored already. >him: 'welp not this way i guess'>me: 'well there is something but-'>him: 'okay, fine!' keeps walking, steps on a garden ooze, yells at me when his horse takes damage then runs off and leaves the other player's character to fight it alone(entire party is level 2)>rest of party rushes down to help the other dude, that guy keeps walking the path they'd been exploring when his turns come>I cut off his path to stop him from running in to another encounter alone, so he won't die and rage at me>he rages anyways even though i explained why i did itcont.
>>26216666right side>>>>left side
>>26216681Stop interrupting our boner research.
>>26216666right side implies she has some kind of hideous pig nose
>>26215956>Playing Dark Heresy with some friends.>One guy makes Sue/Wafiu insert female character who is supposed to be really good looking and intelligent and badass.>Everyone else is playing as dudes.>Combat vs some Hive Gangers>Unlucky roll on Sue gets most of their face shot off with autogun fire, permanently disfiguring them.>Mfw the dice gods did it for me. I let him get cosmetic surgery later since he's RPing well.
>>26216666I think it's the quads
>>26216676Try focusing on one section at a time if possible.Personally I'm getting the feeling that the so-called bedroom eyes are evident on the left-hand side image here.The tilting of the head creates an imaginary curve, but the posture can be interpreted as being otherwise straight. Durable.
>>26216722I have no idea why I find this shit so interesting, but please, do go on.
>repeating digits>boner R&D>OP all but ignoredHoly shit, I thought I walked into /s4s/ for a minute. I don't even need other boards anymore.
>>26216722Yup, there's my boner. This is a great day for science.
>>26216753It's the nose, isn't it?
This thread went to some....interesting places.
>>26216741>I don't even need other boards anymore.That's what /tg/ stands for.
>>26216741We both know that the ability to upload .swf files is the only thing /tg/ lacks from being able to replace all other boards.
>>26216722gotta agree. that works.(sorry for absence)
>>26216774It could be. I haven't thought about noses before...
>>26216774I'm not entirely sure we can isolate it to "the nose." It seems like the boner is triggered by a combination of several different factors, working in tandem to bring forward a response. It's just a matter of including them all in the frame to introduce the specific boner-inducing elements that cause the reaction to occur.
>>26215956I had this once. I introduced a moderately good looking mayor, and she proceeded to seduce the fuck out of him, gaining all sorts of goodies for herself, and a few for the party.Then the mayor started acting strangely around her. Turned out that he had a problem. He'd been cursed by a witch years before. No problem, the PC thought, because she wasn't really invested in just another NPC... she didn't even care to ask what the curse was.A couple sessions later, another PC thought to ask. Whosoever the mayor fell in love with would die tragically within a year of their first kiss.And the mayor, as he confessed then, was in love....
>>26216811I love science...
>>26216811Give this man a doctorate, a laboratory, interns and funding! Anon, PhD Boner Sciences coming through!Though I'd have to agree with everything you're saying in an unironic light.
>tfw That Guy was one of the founding members of the group and nobody has the balls to tell him and his bullshit to fuck off
>>26216643Necks are super sexy. My favourite part of most any lady, I think.
>>26216836>phd in Boner Sciencessomeone please make this a reality in photoshoopi would do it, but i'm at work
That guy was the GMWe got killed and just stoped playing
>>26216809Well, I didn't think about necks before this threat.So yea.
I'm not entirely sure whether or not I've gotten it right, but this is what I presume to be the boner-popping cause.We can outright disregard the other side, but keep the nose and the rest of the lower-jaw so that the head-tilt is more pronounced.
>>26216701Is it your party in the Draw Your Party Thread?
>>26216861Yea! I think we are on to something!
>>26216861I don't know..The blue is ruining it for me...
>>26216681>okaywhatever.png>party leaves the forest, session ends when they get to town and rest at an inn>That Guy says he's gonna start an ASIFRPG game to replace Spycraft, all but 2 of the Spycraft players join it>Gives me and my IC brother(another player's character) each someone to sleep with within the first session(guy for me b/c gay, tavern wench for bro)>session ends, is otherwise decent>My next session is mostly party going to a city to continue looking for the BBEG, pretty uneventful until they find her ship and kill most of its crew but not worth going in to detail about>My next-next session, because he can't GM next session of asif, is them continuing to look for BBEG since they made themselves known well in advance of their arrival and I had her teleport out>They go to ask the guy at the city lighthouse>That Guy keeps checking barrels and crates belonging to the lightkeeper, rest of party is like 'wait aren't you LG?' he doesnt say anything else for a bit>finally find the lightkeeper, ask him a few questions, That Guy suddenly says he rolls Sense Motive on him, even though he has no logical reason to>later realize he didnt even pay attention between last barrel check and Sense Motive>Party goes to get a scroll they found on BBEG's ship ID'd, rest of session is uneventful because one of the players has to go and it's late>Nothing else for 2 weeks because That Guy and our Cavalier are mia/busy.>Asif session is rather uneventful, ends with hype for next session>Cavalier is finally available on game day, run session without That Guy and introduce a new players character>I accidentally almost kill the party because I'm a shitty GM who didn't make it known well enough that an enemy could kill them in a single hit if they werent careful>everyone: "thank god That Guy wasn't here he would be throwing a fit right now">That Guy tells us no asif next week>we decide to try Fiasco in it's place, goes ehcont.
>>26216871hold over it with your hand
>>26216871The blue is rather distracting. Black maybe?Because her blood. Its black, you know.
>>26216861Yes, you're completely right.
>>26216867It was actually, I've had other people ask me this. As you can probably tell I don't have many exciting stories to share and have to recycle a lot of material.
>>26216871>not liking blue chicks
>playing PFS>That Kid makes a barbarian that he plans to grow into a rage prophet>mission is to sail down a river and find a kidnapped noble or something>meet a customs officer of that nation suspected of kidnapping our target>he's about to let us through the river's gate, just wants to inspect our cargo>we have nothing of value except rations and the cavalier's horse, which he calls to the deck for the officer's convenience>That Kid looks me in the eye and says, "He kidnapped her, I know it.">attacks the officer>he and his men beat the shit out of the level one barbarian>we leave him unconscious on the deck as he begs me to heal him (I was a paladin and the only healer)>inspection finishes, they let us through, I heal the guy>complains all the way to the next customs stop>the officer he attacked warned the next outpost to arrest the barbarian if he did anything>as they go down to inspect our holds, easily plied brony cavalier is convinced by That Kid to set his horse on top of the hatch, trapping the customs officials while the barbarian opens the gate>sail all the way to the end of the mission like this>we're too scared to let them out so the officers spend several days in the hold with no light or food (I conjured water for them through a hole in the hatch because I couldn't let them die)>make it to the final fight with a pirate ship>That Kid somehow intimidates the pirate captain into believing the officials we kidnapped are valuable to her>sends them across the boarding plank>intimidates our NPC sailor into gunning it as soon as they cross>pirate runs us down and almost kills all of us because the barbarian agreed to give her gold we didn't have>end up having to kill the entire pirate crew>I rescue the starved, half-dead customs officials before the barbarian burns the pirate ship "because it's cool">customs officers' faces whenNEVER AGAIN.
>>26216855I would but I cannot because my computer is shit. Someone really should get on it. Green face anon with a labcoat over suit wearing a codpiece screaming "BONEROLOGY!"
>>26216891Yeah, that was a thing. I remember watching the entirety of Soul Eater in two days. First anime I ever watched.Is the manga any good? I kind of want to read it now.
>>26216902Jesus.. Why can I not stop looking at her neck?What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>26216902Saved for future generations and research purposes.
maybe she just reminds me of the hentai I've seen of her...
>>26216918gimme a sec. mspaint is booting up.
>>26216861>>26216902>>26216919I think we're onto something here. The interruption of an isolation principle (i.e. the Von Restorff effect) by the garish blues and reds causes a net decrease in the boner-inducing potential of the image, while the softer colors that fade into the background leave more room for gradual boner development as the eyes can more easily focus on the original image. We're breaking ground here, gentlemen.
>>26216924As someone who's up to date with the manga, I have to say FUCKING YES. You see, when the anime was produced, the manga was only part way through, so halfway through the Arachne arc shit got non-canon. The new shit is pretty intense and awesome. Example, lets just say a certain ungenderable person killed their snakey mother....The tone is different too. The anime is more comedy focused while the manga tends a little more towards a balance with more drama, moreso in the arcs after Arachne (Eibon and The Moon arcs as I call them).Really, I'd read them now, friend.
>>26216811I'm not entirely sure I understood that.
>>26216318simple weapons are too... whatever
>>26216964BONEROLOGY! Professor of the Boner Sciences!
goddammit i love you /tg/>ackfeans anomalycaptcha's getting in on the science too
>>26216882>No pathfinder that week either iirc, That Guy and other player are mia/busy>That Guy says no asif again, can't GM, says he could play Fiasco though>everyone: okaythen.png>session goes much better for the first half>his character plans to burn down a warehouse, someone elses changes the numbers on it with those on another warehouse belonging to TG's character>he misses this because he keeps rushing people to hurry up and finish their turns, but we still inform him the gist of it is 'you'll burn down your own warehouse probably'>gets kind of pissy and says it makes no sense, but does it anyways>Later his character shows up out of nowhere to attack mine and the guy who repainted the warehouse's characters, other guy takes a positive outcome for the scene>That Guy legitimately leaves the Mumble server we're on, the roll20 page, goes offline on everything>5 minutes later comes back online, says it wasn't an internet outage>says he's done with the game because we "weren't roleplaying", despite us looking up slang appropriate to the setting so we could use it, and everyone was "playing to win">a few minutes later says asif is canceled too>goes offline on everything again>everyone: "well that was one hell of a ragequit">later tells me he's leaving the Dark Heresy game we're both in as well>i later find out he's now left everything EXCEPT my game>wellthen.jpg>he was actually a pretty cool guy until the whole forest thing, after which he started shitting on everythingI'm honestly not sure if I should expect him to show up for the next game or not, since he missed the last one.
I'm afraid /tg/.I'm building this really cool game, my first real campaign ever, and I'm scared that my friend is going to be that guy.I've been studying African magic JUST FOR THIS, and I'm afraid he's going to ruin the game for me, but he's the only one I know will play. None of my other friends have time to play.I'm too beta to go to a game store or to my college's club, if they even have one.What do I do?
>>26216917Murderhobos have no respect for authority. When I was new to GM-ing, I toned down the number and level of city guards and officials because someone was bound to get into a fight with them at a low level and get himself killed or worse.These days I left the city guard beat the fuck out of the players early on in the game. Now they actually behave as if a member of the city guard is to be feared.
>>26217008Become a professor of bonerology instead, young padawan of the boner sciences.
>>26217008You could start by asking him whether or not this gives him a boner.Preferably now.
>>26216918>>26216947>over 9000 hours in mspaint
>>26217037What the fuck she looks like she has two sets of eyebrows in that picture.
>>26217011>These days I left the city guard beat the fuck out of the players early on in the game. Now they actually behave as if a member of the city guard is to be feared.Yeah, the general rule I follow is that the city guard will generally be adequate to settle any situation that could reasonably arise in the city, and even when it's not reasonable that their levels or numbers alone could take down a group of rowdy adventurers it helps to remember that they'll have funding far in excess of their levels.
>>26217037>>26217062yeah. Not erotic
>>26217008If he screws things, you can always reutilize the campaign with another group.
>>26217062Why did nobody notice this in the first place.Quick, we need to test the double-eyebrow in other practices!
>>26217011That Kid's barbarian actually died less than a month later because he did something stupid, I think it was along the lines of his mission requiring him to go to jail, so he murdered someone in public and got the death penalty instead. He actually cried in public over it.
>>26216974>less comedy and more dramaHell fucking yes! I'm going to have to read this now.In hindsight, I really can't tell why I liked the anime, as so much (fukkin Dark Star) of it seems cringeworthy when I think about it. But I absolutely loved it back then.
>>26217062What you're seeing there is the eyebrow, and then the crease caused by the eyelid.Do you find eyelid creases sexy, anon?
>>26217136Nope, Not doing it for me.
>thread about that guys>derailed into boner science>boner science produces RESULTS!Never change, /tg/. Never change.
Just tossing another data point out there, but analyzing reasons for arousal really turns me on.
>>26217122Black Star nuts the fuck up and actually is able to back his bullshit. He has several baller fights later in the manga. Really, for me, I couldn't get into the anime too much because while the manga was silly at times, it knew that silliness in moderation was key. The anime? It was a fucking clown....which is ironic all things considered. The one part I unabashedly liked in the anime was the theory that Maka's punch that defeated Asura...didn't because she was hallucinating it and was completely insane by that point. Very Lovecraftian IMO
>>26217169I'm afraid we're going to have to bar you from being a test subject. Though you make an ideal candidate for the control group.
>>26217136No its just too weird for me.
I think we should get a second, different picture in here, and compare the two. See the preference of anon, then find out why that is.Does anyone have a suitable picture?
>>26216643it might be her grin
>>26217091His problem is that he can't have another group
>>26217147>>26217188Perhaps we just need to find the right creases?
>>26217208lost my shit
>>26217208JESUS, FUCKING FUCK!
>>26217181I loved Black Star's theme song in the anime, but why the fuck can't an instrumental be found?There was no voice in the anime version, and all the MP3s and youtube links have this moron singing...I just want the base
>>26217238>Filename>Not "I have no mouth but I must scream."
>>26217208It's past 2AM. I just woke up everyone in the house with laughter. I hate you anon.
>>26217238This works for me, but I have a thing for people missing body parts.
>>26217002You need to work on your storytelling skills. I see potential there, you just have a lot of extraneous details that don't need to be in there. They take up space without adding to the story. Like all the little "the game was cancelled because people were busy" things. I think you could have cut this down to one or one and a half posts at most. The story itself wasn't bad, it was the delivery. I'm not trying to be an asshole, so sorry if I am.
>>26217268Like... any body part?
>>26217259>mfw this is the filename I gave it when saving it ten seconds ago
>>26216975Different guy, but that separated image is still fairly boneriffic.That eye, the mouth... the neck. Not the nose, though.
>>26217238Get the mouth back and remove the nose.
>>26217238That might be it for me, no grin = no boner
>>26217222That's actually hot due to the submissive expression
>>26217259>>26217268Alright, but then if we replace the grin..
>>26217222The hint of eyes there, even if it's a tiny bit of the eyes themselves, seem to make it better.
>>26217286Yep. Started with amputees, but pretty much any missing body part does it for me as long as it's not actually gore. That is, a clean stump or smooth skin where there should be an orifice is AWESOME, but an actual visible open wound is just a boner killer.>>26217321Huh. Who knew the MS Paint pencil tool would be a boner killer.
>>26217238try the shapenothing else, only the shape of the head, hair and neck
>>26217346I'll bet you loved KS.
>>26217297To be honest we're going into places revolving around art-style and its appliances.Not that it wouldn't be encompassed by the newly established field of Bonerology.
>>26217365Honestly, I haven't played it. It's on my to-do list, but I just fapped to the original pic so many times that it never seemed particularly urgent to play the game.
>>26217385True.. I suppose you are right. We need to focus on the things we got.So I still propose we get a second picture.
>>26217385>newly established>not newly erected
>>26216924Way better then the anime. Anime's ending sucked. The manga is still going on.
>>26217268 here>>26217420still works
>>26217420Still does it for me.
>>26217420>No NOSE about it
…what's going on here?
>>26217441Welcome to Bonerology 101! I look forward to doing, er, homework with you.
>>26216701So is he actually not That Guy?
>>26217446>hello friends, my name is fred.png
>>26217446Maybe if the smile were antialiased a bit better.
>>26217455>DM is happy because something bad happens to a char he hates, even if he has no reason toThe DM was closest to be THAT GUY
>>26217446Grin is too big, I think part of the appeal is the moderation of the scene, as well as most details being left up to the imagination.
>>26217238That gave me a fairly considerable boner, even though the mouth is what's doing it for meStrange
>>26217487>mfw I have no face
>>26217268 (You) here>>26217487HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG
>>26217487someone shoop this into that face
>>26217487I don't know. The face helps, but I keep getting back to that neck.Must be some freudian phalic symbolism or something.Or, more likely, I'm just weird.
>>26217487I'm gonna print this out and cum on it then redraw her face according to the cum stains
>>26216722I'd for me it's the dissonance between the eyes and mouth.Tired/Weird eyes < Mischievous Grin <<< Creepy contrast between the two.But then, I have quite a weird taste in fetishes and porn.
>>26216643>Since when are necks sexy?Is this guy for real
>open thread expecting passive-aggressive bullshit and prepared to lose a bit more faith in /tg/>thread is deep into research about the boner-inducing qualities of blackblood Maka/tg/, you done good.
>>26215956>>26216352>>26216409>>26216507>>26216547>>26216609>>26216666>>26216722>>26216861>>26216902>>26216919>>26216975>>26217037>>26217238>>26217321Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never post while having a picture that is more interesting than the OP"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
>>26217567I'd clench my fangs into that neck
>>26217567It can't be the neck for its attributes alone.Otherwise we'd have a 50/50 ratio of these fuckers and ostriches being yiffed to.
>>26217603>thread is deep into research about the boner-inducing qualities of blackblood MakaNow, someone do me a favor.I have no idea what the subject of today's Bonerology research is. Can anyone explain, or point me in the right direction?
>>26217567I would...touch...? That neck so hard, I guess?
>>26217614No man can plan for the event that is an unexpected boner.NO MAN.
>>26217603Too bad Soul Eater sucks.
>>26217487This is getting seriously Uncanny Valley worthy...... and for some weird reason, boner.
>>26217585Good thing I wasn't planning on any sleep.
>>26217648No, I suppose you're right. It has to be a human neck. Possibly it's the hairless skin?So no, neckbeards need not apply.
>>26216333I love crazy Maka...
>>26217244try thishttp://bakabt.me/153160-soul-eater-music-collection.htmlCharacter song 2: My Star (voice off)
>>26217680Would some photoshop the head of a penis onto a female neck
>>26217585Fixed it for you
>>26217660got hooked up with it at the beginning, lost interest halfway throughdecided to take a look at it again recently at the latest chapter and the series turned into a balnd and uninteresting fight on the moon
>>26217460I am so bad at paint
>>26217716I would be interested in this. In the name of science ofcourse.
>>26217681I wanted to like it man. I really did, but I just can't do it. But Death Jr being so fucking irritating to me made me stop watching it.
>>26217736>AmaraoAw yeah, eyebrows-sensei
>>26217736Dark Star was far worse. Death Jr was tolerable most of the time.
>>26217747Guess we know our next edit.
>>26217747I still don't know what the fuck happened in the last episode.
>>26217774Neat. Neat happened in the final episode.
So far we've been trying to isolate body parts, but what about color? Also, keep in mind the effects hairstyle and outfit con produce on the penis.
>be gm >have GMPC because reasons>he's a fighter who is also twice the party's current level because he's the BBEG>BBEG has joined their party>that guy is very generous with his insults>ends up insulting the BBEG>It's on now>my character challenges his to an unarmed duel>proceed to utterly destroy him>he gives up when he has like 2 hitpoints left>not today son>break his nose and knock him out coldMay not have been clever but it made me feel a lot better.
>>26217828GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL
You know, I really didn't find Crazy Maka attractive before this thread. But now... Let's just say that bonerology erected me to a higher truth. And that's that Crazy Maka is hot as hell.
>>26217861YOU MEAN A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
>>26217834You are a faggot.
>>26217828Well one observation that I've seen multiple times is guys going apeshit for tan girls.
>>26217834No, Anon, you are That Guy.Now back to boner discussing stations. No more dillydallying.
>>26217828An excellent point.Sadly, mspaint has a tendency to leave me impaired in some respects.Exercise number one, inversion.
>>26217499thats the same chick?
>>26217834Having the BBEG be a party member sounds like a really novel ideaCan we keep talking about Bonerology though?
>>26217881Don't forget all things chocolate.
>>26217567I would absolutely do all kinds of bad things to that glorious neck.
>>26217901>Having the BBEG be a party member sounds like a really novel ideaHappens in video games all the time.
>>26217892I got a wiggle but nothing but
>>26217672>>26217787>>26217846Yeah I'm going to need some sauce.
>>26217892Sweet, it's all ghosty and stuff.
>>26217896Yes, that is also Maka.
>>26217846I'm ashamed of myself for asking but sauce?
>>26217896Go watch 'Soul Eater'The ending may be meh status but the journey there is pretty cool if you need ideas for a setting.
Class is in.
>>26217892A little tingly, but not fap worthy.
>>26217915But when the BBEG is a party member his power is brought down to the parties.
>>26217441SCIENCE!>>26217499BONER SCIENCE!>>26217652Soul Eater, a manga and anime.
>>26217892It looks too insubstantial to rise to the occation.
>>26217892I must say, by boner greatly reduced at your image. Looking at the same picture lacking all color generates the expected boner, though. Very intriguing...
>>26216924manga is almost finished.... oh and Maka's blood isn't black that's the other chick
>>26217923Sauce? I love NTR stuff.
>>26217885>No, Anon, you are That Guy.>>26217872>You are a faggot.And why is that? Because I had a DMPC at the time? He had been asking for it since we started the campaign.
>>26217828She does have a nice outfit. All dat exposed leg and whatnot. But OP's image is head and shoulders. All you can see is her tie.
>>26217967Crona isn't a girl... Crona is a thing
>>26217965Yes, this is fapworthy.Might be a contrast thing aswell.
>>26217892I have...A GHOST OF A BONER hoo hoo hoobut no seriously, nada
>>26217928Would you ask for it anyway, knowing that the one on the receiving end is a female?
>>26217977Stop trying the derail the thread with your stupid DMPC shenanigans.We're talking about serious business here.
>>26217928>>26217923Monster musume no iru nichijou
>>26217923"Horse Pussy" is apparently from Wild Horse in a School Uniform. The unicorn thing is from One Horned Bitch Destroyer.Google Image Search isn't cooperating on "Snake Cloaca".
>>26217934Bonerology:>The science of understanding under which conditions a boner may be achieved and all the affecting factors of
>>26218003THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER! OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
>>26217783>>26217811So vibrant! So cheerful! So excited!>>26217988And so good at making friends! Isn't it a wonder that Black Blood Maka is best Maka?
I just want to say that scythes are really stupid and should never be used as weapons no matter how cool they look. I'll bet there's never been a successful scything in the history of man.That said, Maka 2cute4me.
>>26218007More that he's trying to re-rail it, considering the boner talk derailed it.
>>26218028Stop talking like that! Science is taking place here!
>>26217967Maka's blood is very black. The dress she sometimes ends up in is made of it.And manga>anime.
>>26218028the jokeyour head
>>26218025Shocked I haven't seen this, I'm on g.e at least several times a day. Thanks a ton.
>>26218018Well someone above already idientified it, lucky you
>>26218027A manga about death walks the earth and has a son, witches, the sun and moon smile and THAT'S what you have to bitch about? Its a soul-energized power field. Beyond that, I don't care.
>>26217965Atmosphere is everything, or so they say. What is the general reaction to a color commonly related with eroticism like red, I wonder...>>26217981A have the theory that the outfit has a great effect on the bonerification power of the neck, but further research is needed.
>>26218027Hey, my grandfather got killed in a nasty scything accident!
>>26218064The erect-o-meter is off the scale.
>>26217981this got me to half mast... i love her legs and her hands
>Just started a game of 3.5>We enter our first town and come across an annoying little kid>One of my partymate's (forgot his character info) decides to kick the kid in the head>DM warns against this>Guy does it anyway and ends up rolling a crit and kills the kid, in front of the entire town>The entire town and local authorities kill all of our level 1 characters> The player gets pissed at us for getting annoyed at him, and proceeds to insult us personally, cause a scene at the gaming store with the manager (the DM)>Guy is now banned
>>26218064whoa, my boner just went into hyperdrive with that colorization.
>>26218064Oddly, for me the difference between grayscale and this red colour is non-existent. Both are about as fap worthy as the other.
>>26218064I really think a large reason for the boneracity of this is the fact that she has a tall collar with a striped tie on, because it is reminiscent of a school uniform yet still foreign enough to the more common 'catholic school girl' type outfit, which may in turn cause more of a feeling of foreigness that is hypothesized to make things more sexually appealing.
>>26218064i may have to change panties soon...
>>26218064high end boner impact!
>>26218083>>26218091Very interesting... I shall return to color research later, but before that, please give me some feedback on this one.>>26218125I suspected something like this, I fear my shopping skills are not good enough for it, but I will try.
>>26218064I can verify that bothe the grayscale and this are bonerenducing reguardless. However, what I mostly felt was a passionate, firey boner. I wonder what a calmer blue filter would do. I hypothesize that a dark nightime blue filter will give a more romantic boner as opposed to raw passion.
>>26218163Lesser than normal.
>>26218056I'm mostly caught up on the manga, and yes, that's the only thing that pisses me off. I've always had a special place in my hateglands for "scythes for weapons."
>>26218064Not the professor, but I did a quick recolour, some contrast increment and some noise reduction. Which looks better?
>>26218163No more than the normal here.
>>26217965>>26218064Approaching Dong-con 5!! Alert, Alert!!>>26217981>pic related. Boner-vana achieved.
>>26218163Oh what the fuck second hardest boner all thread.>>26218138Proof that Bonerology knows no gender bias, for women too can have boners!>>26218197Interesting, but how does that affect your boner?
>>26218017I feel like if that's the study, it should be Erectology. The study of becoming erect. Bonerology would be more like the study of the physiology of the boner and its habits. Though bonerology just sounds better...
>>26218163I think this can still be fapworthy but it leaves me more distanced from her features. So I have to say that this makes a boner acr negatively.
>>26218232How does it affect my boner?
>>26218208I feel that the left is a better picture but the right is more fap worthy.I think the reds might be too dark on the left.
>>26218025ONE-HORNED BITCH DESTROYER
>>26218208The Right one.For some reason, I've always found "pinkish" hues to be more attractive.
>>26217787That's actually an edit.But the full page does have squirting snake cloaca.
>>26217981lets try another angle, without the red
A shoddy attempt, I'm afraid.My hand's in a plaster, so I'm surprised I've done any of these to begin with.
>>26218294Is it 1997 again?
>>26218230>Dong-con 5!! Alert, Alert!!So your dick got so flaccid and shriveled it receded into your pelvis?
Thanks for the feedback, my colleagues.>>26218178I shall return to the color research inmediatly. In the meantime, please examine this picture with the outfit factor removed.
>>26218294My hand's plastered with something, too.
>>26218327seeing her without the outfit is a bit of a turn off
>>26218327Neck just became gross instead of sexxxxyI think it was the outfit that made it.
>>26218327I feel that you might be right about the outfit. As this picture is terrible.
>>26218267>>26218280Interesting. I purposefully tried to make the left one more "intense and stylised", though I might have gone a bit too far.Then again I have a thing for red.But I'll not disturb the bonerology class more than necessary.
>plan out an epic fantasy campaign>one key pivotal part in my early campaign was to have the party stuck, with seemingly no way out, then i would have this NPC from a secret organization appear to bail them out and recruit them>that guy keeps trying to come up with ways and plans to prevent the party from getting stuck>get frustrated>eventually tell him that nothing he tries works>he bitches at me that i'm railroading>ignore him>almost there, about to introduce my NPC now...(who's pretty cool i might add, high level conjurer, i spend quite a bit of time making this character)>that guy continues bitching, starts asking the rest of the players what they think about this>cleric tells him to shut up or he will kill his character>alignment argument starts (cleric is neutral)>cleric askes me to boot that guy from the game>i happily obligeAnd that is how you deal with that guys.
>>26218376Not at all! Please, keep doing research. We gladly help you get your data.
>>26218327neck has some wrinkles, looks weird
>>26218064Now it looks like she may hurt meBut I still get a binder
>>26218327I'm not sure if it's the lack of her outfit, or the fact that that neck is a major turnoff, but I get nothing from this.
>>26218208Left better.>>26218294It took me a while to see what changed but then I had to hold back an O-gasp. Also friend, you are doing the god of erectology's work.
>>26218376I can definitely agree that the Left one is more aesthetically pleasing, but me boner prefers the Right one.
>>26218327I think its just the fact that her neck is too long looking than anything else.
>>262183892/10 bait. Try harder.
>>26218230>Dong con 5>5
>>26218380I don't think so. This here comic thing got pretty weird pretty fast.
>>26218464I still fapped to it.
>>26218138WAITWAITWAITWAITIs that picture real? Does Olivia really say that? (That's Fire Emblem Awakening for newbs)
>>26218355>>26218371Fascinating, it looks like outfit is indeed a mayor factor in the process of erection.>>26218395I warned you that my skills are rather poor.Anyway returning to the color research
>>26218491Doing nothing for me.
>>26218506A bit more than the blue one, but no boner.
>>26215956Is it really more clever to think of a convulsed way to get someone to leave instead of.. just asking them to leave?What happened:>Fat neck beard makes a sexy seductive character. Probably similar to OP's situation.>Instead of beating around the bush, after two session I straight up say "Frank" you are making me and and a few other player uncomfortable with your "Sexy seductress" because you are one. So please remake, reevaluate or leave.>He does, surprisingly.>Later a real girl joins the group and makes a seductress herself.>Fat man Frank complains that "Why is she allow to" and I straight up say to his face "Because he doesn't make people uncomfortable when she does it."Done.Sorry it's not creative but this really should be that hard. Some one a probably you tell them to cut that shit or leave. Least you could do OP was have a funny story out- because the funny makes everything better. Your OP was... meh.Neck beard stuck around for an arch or so brooding and making snippy comments but otherwise being a decent player. Left after the arch was done, haven't seen him since.
>>26218506In this particular case, I wonder how a tone that is closely related to the god Slaanesh would affect the boner.
>>26218491Just asking, is the professor at work female?
>>26218491This one, nothing.>>26218506This one puts me in the mind of Fallout or something. But not in a bonerific way.
>>26218506None of the previous pictures have done anything so far, but this green one has got the blood flowing.
>>26218538also nothing.Perhaps multiple colours aid in the lifting of the boner?
Been testing out more subtle approaches to color application and produced the right-hand version.Doubtful that this contributes to the on-going research.But at least it's doing something to me.
>>26218491A twinkle. Nothing much.>>26218506Cute, but no lasting boners.
>>26218491makes me think she's coming from behind me on a dark lit night in an alleyway.... so yeah a bit... probably 7/10
>>26218538Out of all three, this one seems to affect me the most, but not to the degree of several other pictures. Mid-boner at best.
none of these Makas have given me a boner.what's wrong with me?
>>26218541Please respond, actually relevant to boner experiment.
>/tg/, providing answers to whyboners since ever
>>26218561Dang, boner activated on that.Bretty nice.
>>26218561Now this right one, I can get behind. Yes, the right one definitely stirs things.
>>26218538I believe an experiment in two colors that make the other pop are in order. For example, having a red background and her be green. or the other way around. I forget whether that's complimentary colors or contrasting or whatever. I don't do visual art. But I wonder whether the "pop" would make the boners more intense as the subject matter became more prominent
>>26218561clap clap clap it doesn't do so much but I applaud the effort put into it.
>>26218267>>26218280>>26218320>>26218410>>26218418Interesting results. Though you're split as to which side you prefer, most of you agree the the "stylised" one is more aesthetically pleasing, if not boner-inducing.Please give your opinion about one of these two "stylised" sides.Also, science is fun.
>>26218581>are you a gril>please respond
>>26218479yes... but its out of context
>>26218561Left. The right one is too bright.
>>26218575Can you post a picture that does give you a whyboner.jpg?
>>26218561I like this more subtle approach. How does this image compare? On a side note, someone should archive this. For the glory of science.
>>26218604Well, the right picture has better contrast, which allows you to see more detail.The left one, however, seems more dark, intense and smouldering. Which is the one I prefer.
>>26218479The full quote is "When you jumped off that waterfall, I almost got a waterfall in my pants."
>>26218538I haven't posted yet, but I am full on Boner right now. Then again, the color purple does that to me.
>>26218634Yep, that does it.
Testing the alteration of color in the eye.>>26218541Male, as the bulge on my pants can tell.
>>26218634Of those three, this one seems to be the best stirrer of the boner. But I cannot quantify why.
>>26218604Fuck, forgot image.
>>26218491I have to say my hypothesis didn't work as well as expected. It might be because the picture is possibly too much of one color. Maybe different lightness or darkness plays a factor in the filter tests.
>>26218604It's more psycology than science
>>26218659No, this one doesn't work. I think the eyecolour contrasts the rest too much. The eyes are distracting.
>>26218660Perhaps the dimmer lighting affects the mood in a way which induces a boner more effectively? Further research into the difference between clear lighting as opposed to darker lighting must be conducted.
>>26218479Guys I really need an answer on this please oh god
>>26218659Red had a favorable response earlier let's try it...>>26218634Succesful boner achieved, comrade.
>>26218659Too blue. Try to make it these kind of blue.
>>26218706See here: >>26218612and >>26218645
>>26218692I agree with your observation.
>>26218708I like this oneno boner though
>>26218679I just wish for a day when bonerology can be recognized as a legitimate for of science, not like that psychology bullshit.
>>26218634definite bedroom eyes shadow mmmm~
Now this is /tg/
>>26218708this one also does not work for me.Maybe it has to do with the contrast, maybe with the flatness of the new eye colour. The original eyes have more texture and lines and things.
>>26218708Better, but a huge reaction.
So what's her voice like...Just out of curiosity
>>26218745This thread made me realize just how hot Maka is.
Make a post about how to handle those guys.Becomes a post trying to figure out why Crazy Maka makes boners.I love you /tg/, never change.
I think while we're doing eyes we could experiment with skin toneI personally want to see a more tan skin color, a light blue like an Asari and gray like a Homestuck troll I'm not ashamed of my fetishes
>>26218745The combination has caused the tip of my penis to split from what I assume is over-engorgement. I need medical attention.
>>26218745Ah shit, now we gotta see if it's just the expression or features.How many boners did you get?
>>26218826oh jaysusdats bad
Driftinf a little from the color research, I'd like to analyze the boner effect of the image altered with "Broly eyes".
>>26218766>>26218808That's the English. Here's the Japanese option:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hoqmcNc92UPersonally, I like her laugh in the Jap version better.
>>26218842I jerk off/fuck way too much, but I really like Maka due to her face expressionsAlso this thread is fucking great, I love you all.
>>26218853Now this just feels weird. Not sure if want.
>>26218808>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBJe-iSaTYFor those who prefer the original japanese voiceshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hoqmcNc92U
>>26218826It only takes one stick to connect the two frontal lobes, so you should be fine.
>>26218853Move pupils up to create the "Eyes rolled back" expression.
>>26218877The ride never ends.
>>26218853NononononONONONONOThis scares me.
>>26218881I have inserted a toothpick to keep them bound together. The blood loss is massive. Second request for medical support.
>>26218908use ice. call local emergency hotline. apply pressure
As fascinating as this has been, I'm afraid I must take my leave.Gentlemen, may you find the answer to life's greatest questions. When does Maka Alburn give the best boner.Adieu.
Give me some hashtags for this thread before it gets blamed friends!
>>26218871>>26218877>>26218894Short sighted fools. Very well, I shall retreat from this path for now, but my eye research continues.
>>26218945Move the eyes up for the "rolled back" look. Serious.
Give her the face of Nic Cage
>>26218945Looks more natural but I don't think this is a major factor in enducing boners.
>>26218962PleaseThinking of it has already got my slightly rigid
>>26218945But i liked the white eyes...
>>26218979As much as I live The Cage, I'd prefer to leave him out if a Bonerology lessonAlso, my phone now automatically capitalizes Bonerology
>>26218962might as well shop her with her tongue sticking out and half a foot of saliva coming of of it.
>>26219018No. Keep the grin.
>>26219017Why wouldn't it? Bonerology is a renown science!
>>26218962I'm pretty sure my boner would break.I got a thing for that whole ahegao thing.
>>26219042>>26219046ha ha ha what the fuck
>>26219036Yeah the voice really pulls together why she induces the boner. And like I said, insane voice makes crazy Maka best Maka.
>>26219055You mean looking up really hard to where the top eye muscles strain and it's actually pretty uncomfortable if you do it hard enough which feels really weird now try it while sticking your tongue out.
>>26219108I think i need to start watching this series
>>26219042Bottom left got a slight reactionCan we isolate it and possibly change the skin to a more fleshy tone
>>26219116I would do that, but I'm in a public place right now and am afraid of someone giving me the D upon seeing my sexy countenance.
>>26219042HOLY SHIT... Just realized with those coloration she looks like Ken Pender's did another recolor of Knuckles!
Hrm, lets see if context increases bonerocity.
>>26219042Andy Warhol pls go
How about this?
>>26219124Watch it up to that episode but then go read the manga. Anime too silly, manga gets downright Lovecraftian at times.
>>26219163Not sure if it's a mocking grin or a "I'm going to fuck you raw until you scream" grin
>>26219186Reminds me of spiders. I hate spiders.>boner obliterated.
>>26219207I love it.
Sadly, this looks far too derpy as I am bad at photo editing. I... I'm sorry tg. I tried my hardest.
>>26219186No, but thank you I have been looking for this image
>>26219228I highly suggest you don't follow this link.http://i.imgur.com/3TgESDr.gif
>>26219265No boner, but a small laugh.
>>26219289I hate you almost as much as I hate myself right now.
Since softer lighting seemed to work earlier....
>>26219330Better. Much better actually.
>>26219330The thing throwing my dick off is the irises at different heights, which may be due to the difference in how closed the eyes are. We may after due some serious photoshopping guise
>>26219330She looks like she's getting really good sex. Have to say the lighting improved outlook significantly. Raging hard now.
>>26219330You should try using best girl.
It seems the rolled up eyes were already done by my colleagues, but here it goes anyway.
I tried my best
>>26219404JESUS THE THIRD ONCombine this with the other dudes soft lighting
>>26219404Like the bigger pupils, not a fan of the eye rolling
>>26219400Medusa is not a girl (Okay she was that one time but she was loli then and not so yig).Medusa is a classy lad who only wants to spread her love and affection to the world! Through making everyone insane.
>>26219404>>26219434>>26219330>>26219265I'm fairly sure my dick can cut diamonds at the moment
>>26219479Combine with >>26219434
>>26219330For curiosity's sake, even softer and darker.
At this point, my boner is just really, really confused.
This is the best thread I've seen on /tg/ in quite some time.
>>26219531More or less same as previous
>>26219494Let's see how far this rabbit hole goes.
>>26219575>ITT: /tg/ makes porn.
>>26219550Don't try to fight it.
I wanted to test the changes on the boner by association. In this case, with a condensation ring.
We need a research paper worthy conclusion on our findings. What are your thoughts?
>>26219616My penis just imploded you sick fuck.
>>26219565Someone archived so you can enjoy it for years to come.
>>26219616Boner died.Get a coaster.
>>26219479>>26219591Holy shit guys, open these two in different tabs and swap between them.You are not prepared.
>>26219625That it would be at most a few pages and it should be sent to a psychological magazine
>>26219658Can we have a gif?
>>26219616With a natural 20>>26219648>>26219640It's all in the name of science.
>>26219691I had them layered over each other in sai and was flipping the opacity back and forth. If I could .gif it, it would be magnificent.
>>26219732I'm going to need a shower.
>>26219732This just gives me a satisfying warm feeling in my loins.No boner, though.
>>26219616>>26219732Nope, just the usual Maka Alboner.
>>26219794Wait, I just checked.That warm feeling is fresh jizz.
>>26219732Finally, a Flammenschwert
>>26219764Dicks would explode and everyone would become lesbians for Maka.
>>26219844Standing steady at normal boner levels.
>>26219844you got my sword-fetish in as well
>>26219844What about... oh god, I can't believe I'm about to say this... What about TWO Makas? Have we done that yet?
>>26219852>TG on /tg/
>>26219913Maybe...if two different expressions were used!
for the purposes of further photo editing, one anon mentioned that the different eye heights were hampering the boner reaction to the upward eye image. I've mitigated that a bit, though I'm not that good at editing as my first upward eye image clearly demonstrated.
>>26219531try having the right eye (her left) rolled back a bit less, seems too disproportional to the other eye.
>>26219852>>26219929Maka+mtf lesbians. Boner levels rising rapidly!
>>26220070>>26220051wow, you fixed my complaint before i could actually voice it.
>>26220094we get things done here, it is tg after all
>>26220051I like it better. It's much more aesthetically pleasing, but my boner says nope, and wants to see the last pic again.
>>26220051Now you're talking.
>>26220051nearly perfect, any chance of adding a bit of drool from the right of her mouth?
>>26220074My work here is done. INTO THE NIGHT!
>>26220130we want her lusting after us, not having a damn stroke!
>>26220094These:>>26220051>>26219531Aren't made by the same dude. I made the "even softer and darker" one as an addendum to his original.
>>26220130I'll see what I can do anon, no promises as my editing skills are less than fantastic. Someone else would probably do better.
>>26220159How much drool do you think is appropriate? I'm not entirely content with the current drool, I feel that the contrast may be too great with the rest of the picture.
>>26220130>>26220159Quoted wrong post, sorry. Look above requesting anon, I apologize to my fellow professor of bonerology.
>>26220361I'm not big on drool, it I'd prefer there to be a bit more. Did this one quickly. Might clean it up a bit, but it looks decent.
>>26219046This one was the closest to giving me a boner but i havent gotten one yet.you gotta step up your game.
>>26220778Obviously needs hypnotoad eyes.
This what not at all where I expected this thread to go when I opened it.
>>26220778What could I do to improve it?I'm probably the least skilled anon that has posted some of these.
>>26220920shading, it seems kinda alien with no light Affecting it.
>>26220970Oh. That's too advanced for me.I'm just a lowly retard with mspaint.
>>26220970you're unto something...
>>26215956i love you /tg/ goodnight
>>26217502The other ones didnt do it for meThis one does>WHY.jpg
>>26220970how about this? added a softened/ darkened version as well, since that's kinda been my thing so far.
>>26221443You dick is born of nightmare.
>>26221443because you'll never know her emotion while she does lewd, lewd things to you
>>26221545Uh. Instead of a tinge in my dick, I felt something in my ass. Is this normal?
>>26220361>>26220461Just came back from vidya to see this, first thing in the thread to do it for me, brav-fucking-o /tg/ gets shit done
>>26221587Interesting... I would say it is a fairly natural reaction, given the glowing eyes on the left. supernatural shit going on man.
>>26221587She's already there, thenDon't turn around, Especially if you hear giggling
>>26221545I got my first boner from this thread.Bravo anon, i thank you.
>>26222070>I got my first boner from this threadWait, you've never had a boner before?This is astounding news.
I'm just going to drop this random assortment of softened and darkened images as a parting gift for the night. It's been fun /tg/, never change.
>this entire fucking thread
What a magical thread. It's like you don't need any other board.Man, if I had know about this thread I wouldn't have made this >>26222942It contains links for anybody interested in Soul Eater and/or Maka.