You are Christopher Phillips, previously just another teenage nerd living in a small English town, and a lot of things have changed in your life since you died.You suppose this had to happen sooner or later. You knew there was something strange about your new friend, Masami. The weird pendant. The strange behaviour. And the fact that nearly everyone around here seems to have some sort of contact with the supernatural. You expected that introducing her to Avril, a Fae and your most trustworthy source of information about the supernatural, might tell you more about what’s going on.You weren’t expecting a fight to break out in the middle of a cinema lobby. Unfortunately, the moment Avril and Masami touched hands, Avril flinched away and then took up a distinctly martial stance, and Masami has adopted a mirroring stance. Neither of them seems to be paying any attention to the crowd of people filling the lobby. If you don’t think of something fast, this could get extremely messy.Try to talk them down. Remind them where they are and the attention this might draw.Jump in between them and try to separate them. Call Jill over for some help.Try to keep Avril away from Masami. She’s a fair bit smaller and weaker looking than Avril, so this fight might end up a bit one-sided if you don’t step in.Try to keep Masami away from Avril. Avril is the one you can trust and rely on. You don’t really know much about Masami’s motives. Protecting Avril should be your focus.Other
>>26153255((Archives are located at http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Monsterhearts%20Quest and/or http://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/monsterhearts%20quest/type/op/order/asc/ .))
You forgot [x] Grab popcorn[x] Take bets
Oh well, it seems that I >>26153367 have to get serious since there is noone around[x]Try to talk them down. Get them in a backalley
>>26153255>Try to talk them down. Remind them where they are and the attention this might draw.We want to remain on good terms with both of them, though obviously we'll side with Avril if peace is impossible. Our first goal, however, should be to get the skinny as to what's going on. If that isn't working, then we>Jump in between them and try to separate them. Call Jill over for some help.
>>26153453>Try to talk them down. Remind them where they are and the attention this might draw.
>>26153529I really think you should consider the popcorn option, as we are at a cinema.
>>26153255Jump between themtry to talk them downif it fails, keep Masami away from Avril
>>26153477Not sure why you linked my post, and didn't quote what I wrote.
>>26153474Jump in between them Call Jill over is my vote
>>26153605Sorry man, I quoted the last post through quick reply instead of the first
>>26153593((Okay, the spam filter has been constantly rejecting my post no matter how I re-word things. This may take a bit of work. Sorry for the delay.))
>>26153872thats a bitch.
>>26153872So... What about that second pastebin you were talking? Did you wrote it?
>>26153872You step forward a little, not quite between them but close enough that you can put a hand on each of their shoulders. You try to whisper a little, not letting the crowd hear what you're discussing. "Calm down, people. We're in the middle of a cinema here. Can we talk about things? What's wrong?"Both Avril and Masami are now growling, but neither of them is leaping at the other just yet, so you press on."I don't think either of you want to have a fight in the middle of a room full of innocent people, do you? Does someone want to tell me what's going on here?"Avril doesn't take her eyes off Masami for a second. "Can't you feel it, Chris? Her blood, her skin, her aura, they're all filled with corruption. She's the spawn of something terrible and foul."Masami looks a little confused for a moment, but then her expression turns angry. "How dare you? I... I am holy and pure. I bear the blood of the new humanity." She doesn't sound entirely certain, but she's not backing down.((Calming them down is going to be difficult. Roll 2d6, best of first two.))
>>26153946((Okay, so the offending word was apparently "bristles". Weird.))>>26153922((It's about 75% done. Haven't really had much of a chance to sit down and write porn lately, I'm afraid.))
Rolled 4, 4 = 8>>26153946
>>26153946And now we wish we had taken the diplomacy upgrade last time.
Rolled 2, 4 = 6>>26153946
Rolled 4, 6 = 10>>26153946
Rolled 3, 5 = 8>>26153946
>>26153971we are good enough at this. its our strong suit actually.
Rolled 6, 5 = 11>>26153946
>>26153946masami said her family's god was not nice. it shows she recognizes that there is something wrong. we can use that.
>>26153959You're fairly sure you're going to have to get these two physically separated if you want to calm them down (and stop them from saying things which just make the other one even more angry). Fortunately Jill has sorted out the tickets, and as soon as she saw the three of you huddled up and tense she hurried over to help.Do you want to leave Jill with Masami, and try to get some answers out of Avril, or leave Jill with Avril and try to get some answers out of Masami?AvrilMasami
>>26154082talk with Avril, we trust her more and Masami seems to trust Jill somewhat. Will get the most information total
>>26154082[x]MasamiAvril said something horrible to her. And Avril and Jill are friends enough to be left alone.
>>26154082Leave Jill with Avril. Jill will be a calming influence, and will have a better idea of what questions to ask Masami than Jill will, whereas Avrilwil probably just start telling Jill what she knows. After we've talked to Masami, we should switch and then talk to Avril. Hopefully we can resolve this before we all miss our movie.
>>26154082Talk with Masami.
>>26154120agreed. lets first get some answers from masami, then we'll talk to avril to sort things out.
>>26154082Avril. and Get Masami to talk to Jill. It'll bring them closer.
>>26154126Not sure if I underrstoof the correct way. My vote is [x] Let Avril talk with Masami, while we talk to Avril
>>26154082Leave Jill with AvrilChrist Masami is a deep one spawn.
>>26154189My reaction exactly.>>26154173Not sure if I got the question right. My vote is[x] Let Jill talk with Masami, while we talk to Avril
>>26154082So... A god raped her mother and she is what happened?
>>26154216Why the "rape" part? Couldn't she have been seduced in traditional Zeus fashion?
>>26154267She is japanese.
>>26154082(( 5 votes to talk to Masami, 3 votes to talk to Avril. Writing now.))
>>26154278then >>26154216 should've mentioned it was tentacle rape. it would all make sense then.
>>26154282You step aside to let Jill take Avril's arm, and quietly ask her to find out what's going on from Avril. Taking Masami gently by the arm, you lead her to a more isolated looking corner of the lobby, where you can talk without too much worry about eavesdropping."Okay, Masami, what was that? You looked like you were ready to punch Avril's face in.""I... I didn't start it! She knew about me somehow, and she looked like she was going to attack me. I thought she was from one of the other branches of my family's church, come to take me back. Then she said those things about my blood being corrupt... I'm not corrupt. I'm holy. They always said I was holy..." She trails off, turning to you and sniffling. Her eyes are starting to tear up. "I don't feel corrupt. I don't feel terrible and foul. I... I know my family wasn't very nice to me, but they're still my family. Why did she have to say those mean things?"You try to find some words, but are suddenly interrupted by Jill tapping you on the shoulder. She looks worried, and you can see Avril standing a little way back, scowling at both of you. "Chris? Can I talk to you for a second? Alone."Talk to Jill in a moment, after you finish reassuring Masami.Leave Masami on her own for a bit and go and talk to JillTell Jill that whatever she has to say she should say in front of MasamiOther
>>26154493[x] OtherHug Masami for a second, "I'm here. Don't worry." Then cover her ears and listen to Jill,
>>26154493>[x]Talk to Jill in a moment, after you finish reassuring Masami."sure jill, just give me a few seconds."to masami "masami, i dont know what you are or what your family are exactly, though i am pretty sure they eat humans. thats probably why avril reacted that way. but you, you can be different from them. i trust you will be different from them, otherwise i wouldnt be your friend. let me go see what jill has to say. wait for me here, okay?"
>>26154545I like you.Use what this anon said.
>>26154493>Talk to Jill in a moment, after you finish reassuring Masami."Regardless of what anyone says, your blood doesn't tell you whether you're holy or corrupt-your actions do. You haven't done anything evil that I know of"
>>26154493>Leave Masami on her own for a bit and go and talk to JillBut tell Masami that we'll be right back, and that she should'nt go anywhere.
>>26154493[X]Talk to Jill in a moment, after you finish reassuring Masami.Also, this quest is great and you should feel great. It's nice that somebody can turn a game that "seems" to cater to the Twilight audience into something this good. I love the system, and your execution of it. Also, we might want to pressure Avril a bit later, she seems to not like that "against the natural order / corrupt / c'thulhu f'tagn" thing. Might want to mention that we're a walking body that can constantly revive from death if she attempts to be a bitch about it.
>>26154586>leaving her aloneBut she sounds crazy and about to break... You expect fun?
>>26154571I like you too, anon.
>>26154493((Okay, writing now))
Why is Avril such a bully?
>>26154698Well, she's building her harem, so she takes care of not taking angels in when she already has a possessed girl (Jill) in.
>>26154666"Of course, Jill, just... give me a few seconds.Masami, your blood doesn't make you corrupt, or holy either. Your actions do. I don't know what your family are exactly, or why Avril's so upset, but I know you can be different from them. I trust you can be different from them, otherwise I wouldn't be your friend. Now, wait here for a moment while I go see what Jill has to say, okay?"Masami nods, although she's still sniffling a little, and Jill pretty much drags you aside."What the heck is going on? Avril just told me that Masami's basically walking poison. Apparently she's carrying latent demonic corruption or something and sooner or later she's going to turn into a demon herself. A really nasty demon, too, Avril says they want to corrupt the whole of humanity and drown the world beneath the waves and so on. What do we do? I mean, she seems all sweet and kind, but if she's inevitably going to turn into a horrible demon... Avril doesn't want us to have anything more to do with her, I think she'd have killed Masami if you hadn't stopped them." She shakes her head. "I'm still so new to all this supernatural stuff, I don't really know how to talk to Avril. Do you think you can try and calm her down or something? At least enough that we can get through a film?"You give Jill a quick hug and head over to Avril, who's waiting with folded arms and tapping her foot. "Jill's told you what we're dealing with, I hope," she says. "What are we going to do about her?"
>>26154698I dig it. a woman with fire is 10/10So let me recap for a moment... We have taken greater seduction, more persuasive, and respawning body right?
>>26154967I'm going to watch a movie with her. And with you. And with Jill.
>>26154967"Calm down Avril, what exactly am I dealing with? I dont want to just write off Masami before I know exactly what is going on. What do you know?"
>>26154967"Well she wants to be better than that. So you say she'll get mad? I suggest we help her. I'll do that, anyway, since the other option you offer is killing her."
>>26154967"Jill's told me, but I was hoping you could explain it to me in a little more detail. How do you know what she is? I've been getting weird vibes, but nothing like the violent reaction you had. I actually kind of like her- she's a nice person. I don't want to do anything drastic to her- can you think of any way to, I don't know... cleanse this 'demonic taint', or maybe bind her to prevent a transformation- like what your dad did for me?"
>>26155002yes. Assert that we don't kill friends.
>>26154967"we are going to watch a movie with her. i will not condemn her for what her family or whatever wants. if she chooses to stay on a good path then i can accept her. what matters is not her blood but her actions, and we havent seen her bring down floods on land. trust me with this and lets go watch the movie avril."
>>26155153"Well, basically I was planning to go watch a film. With you, and Jill, and with her as well. I don't know exactly what we're dealing with here - I've been getting some weird vibes from Masami, but nothing like the violent reaction you had - but I don't think we should write her off yet. She's a nice person, whatever her blood, and her actions haven't been demonic or corrupted yet. Isn't there any way to help her somehow?"Avril frowns. "Trust me, Chris, she's dangerous. She might be nice enough now, but the person you've been talking to is just the shell of a seed. Sooner or later that seed is going to sprout and when it does, 'Masami' is just going to disappear. There's not even really anything to save - she's a cuckoo's egg, do you understand me?""Are you sure? Isn't there some way to cleanse the demonic taint, bind her to prevent a transformation?"Avril sighs and shakes her head. "The demonic taint? She's not tainted with corruption, Chris, she's tainted with humanity. The demon is the core part of her. As for binding the demon... it's a piece of her bloodline's progenitor. Even if you found someone strong enough to bind her against the pull of the original demon... she's been implanted with a desire to seek out deep water when she's ready to turn. Once she entered the ocean the bindings would just wash away under his power. You'd have to chain her down, forever. And even that might not stop her turning, if the human shell just withers away."((Cont.))
>>26155526“Besides, you heard her. She thinks she’s holy. The new humanity. Stupid girl. Do you think she’d consent to any binding we could lay on her?”“I think she could be convinced. And even if she can’t, she’s my friend. I’m not going to condemn her for what her family wants. If she stays on a good path, can’t we accept her?” Avril shakes her head again. “You’re being naive. But fine, have it your way. Don’t come running to me when she bites your head off.” She turns and walks off, towards the cinema exit.Go after her. Try and persuade her to accept Masami.She’s made up her mind. Go back to Masami and Jill and take them to the film.Other
>>26155544>she's made up her mind. Go back to Masami and Jill.She needs to cool down. Let her storm off and be all prissy if she wants. We are here to have a good time."Hey girls, sorry about that. Lets get those tickets, yeah? How about popcorn on me? Its the least i can do to be accommodating for my leading ladies."
>>26155526>the person you've been talking to is just the shell of a seed"Fate stay night? I played that. We have a chancce to have a Illya route here! We can't let her down!"
>>26155544[x] Rape the cashier
>>26155607(( Oddly enough, I've never played Fate/stay night. I'm aware of the general plot and characters via cultural osmosis, of course, but I never played the actual game. ))
Go after her. Try and persuade her to accept Masami. For now.This will be the second time she won't attend an event with Jill in.
>>26155544We go after her."Avril, wait. You know I trust you more than anyone else. I trust your judgement- if you say she's dangerous, I believe you. But I can't not try to help my friend. I may be dead, but I'm not unfeeling. You wouldn't have me if I was. I don't want to come running to you missing a head- please, stay and help me prevent a tragedy."
>>26155673Illya : cute construct that gets riped open to let the tainted Holy Grail out.[x]She’s made up her mind
>>26155598this[x]She's made up her mind. Go back to Jill and Masami and take them to the film.
>>26155544>[x]Otherwatch the fill with everyone."if she goes off into the ocean and turn into a demon, and i cant help it so be it. why would i reject her before then? anyways, you dont have to accept her, but you are going to watch this movie with jill and me. you are mine and i want you in there." kiss her. "i am not going to force you two together. this happened because i wasnt sure what she was."
>>26155738on a second thought, this might be a considered a vote for "go after her" but without the "persuade her to accept masami" part.
>Go after her "C'mon, sweetheart, this wouldn't be much of a date without you on my arm. Cant we just try and relax this one time? We can deal with the Masami situation tommorow... but for now...*take her by the waist and pull her in tight* Im looking forward to making you squirm a little in there."
>>26155708And MC has a complex of "I must save everyone!!"
masami really is a deep one isnt she?KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
>>26155808It's okay, we get her a koi pond and she can hang around with us and not go into the sea.
>>26155673((Okay, writing now))
>>26155808Hey dawg, Deep Ones have feelings too. Ive totally met one, im pretty fucking sure.Coworkers call me crazy
Getting close to Masami might result in that vision becoming real. I think it's better we listen to Avril, for once.
>>26155933the one with the deep kiss? it was a show of affection.
>>26155933Which thread was that again?
>>26155853You glance back at Jill and Masami, who are now both looking nervously in your direction, and hurry after Avril."Avril, wait. You know I trust your judgement - if you say she's dangerous, I believe you. But I have to at least try to help my friend. You don't have to accept her. We can talk about that more tomorrow. But for now, can you please relax a bit? I'm going to go watch a film with Jill, and I want you in there with me." You take Avril's hand and kiss her deeply, pulling her tight against you. "You're mine, and I want you on my arm tonight."Avril blushes a little, but she's smiling. "Okay, sir." She kisses you back, but then frowns. "We are still going to have to talk about this. But you're right, I'll save it for tomorrow."The two of you turn and walk back to Jill and Masami, who are standing together in the corner, now smiling a little. Jill shows you the tickets she's picked up. It seems that whoever keeps putting on old, strange classic films, Jill has similar taste. She's picked up four tickets for the cheesy sci-fi classic, "Plan 9 from Outer Space." You raise an eyebrow, but Jill defensively insists that she's heard it's very funny, and that you did say she could pick the film.The screen is the smallest one, at the far end of the cinema, and it's totally empty apart from the four of you. The film is indeed very cheesy, but so bad it's almost good. You're tempted to have more fun with Avril, but Masami's sitting right there...((Roll 2d6.))
>>26156206(( So, I rolled for Jill's film choice, and you finally get the 'empty cinema' option. Have fun... ))
Rolled 3, 2 = 5>>26156206rollan.
Rolled 2, 6 = 8>>26156206
Rolled 4, 4 = 8>>26156249we havin fun nao?
Rolled 2, 3 = 5>>26156206
>>26156206How is it a problem?
>>26156206lets do a little more ear nibbling shall we. Avril of course.... after throwing our arms around the girls we sit between.
>>26156271We should put Jill on the other side of Avril, and see if we can't tempt her into nibbling on the other ear.
>>26156249You'll be fine, you think. There's a slight edge of hunger underlying your thoughts, but it's not nearly as strong as it used to be. Of course, you could still have some fun with Avril anyway... Masami seems fairly focused on the screen. Or you could try to seduce Jill. She did say she didn't want this to be a date, but maybe you could persuade her otherwise.
>>26156290Whisper to Jill to kiss Avril's earlobe. Watch as fun ensues.
>>26156290let jill watch the movie, its her first time in a cinema. we are not that much of a dick to disturb her.we can have a little sneaky fun with avril. nothing much, so that others wont notice. make avril forget everything and crave for us.
>>26156290ok... hmmm>>26156285lets do this. Get Avril worked up and wet with a little playful teasing, and then sick her on Jill.We can run interference from Masami if she even notices.
>>26156285seconding this, is good idea
Reach over towards Avril... run our hand through her hair softly. Get firm with her suddenly, and hold her head by her hair. Lean in, and bite her neck....
>>26156414Problem is, the film is running.
>>26156464I enjoy these quests MH, thank you.Rock hard in anticipation. Your writing is always delicious
>mfw these developments.>mfw no faceChris... really can't give a damn, can he?
>>26156680We didn't go for the classic >buy popcorn.>hole in the bottom>that through holeEveryone gets along !
>>26156464You lean over quietly in your seat and start to gently kiss Avril's ear, whispering to her to stay quiet and not spoil the film. When you start nibbling on her earlobe, she lifts her hand and starts stroking the inside of your thigh slowly, trying not to squirm too much. Jill's sitting on the other side of Avril, with Masami at the far end of the group. Jill's quite entranced by the film, so after a while you tap her on the shoulder, then move your hand to Avril's hair, brushing it back to clearly expose her ear and the smooth curve of her neck. Avril is biting her lip to avoid moaning, now, and clearly squirming in her seat. Her hand is stroking higher and higher on your leg. Jill leans forward in her seat, and you turn Avril's head so that she has a clear view of you gently sucking on Avril's ear, and the expression on Avril's face. Jill hesistantly shifts closer, then leans in and starts gently kissing Avril's other ear. Masami appears not to notice as Avril starts moaning under her breath.Jill jumps a little as Avril's other hand starts stroking her leg, and pulls back, blushing. Avril turns her head back to the film, and after a little while so do you. You think you see a bit of movement from Masami's seat, too, but you can't tell what in this darkness. She's probably just scratching her leg or something.The film comes to an absurd but amusing end, and you all file out into the night air. Is there anything else you want to do to finish off the evening?
>>26156680Chris should never give a damn. Imagine realizing that you will never die. Imagine how many fucks you suddenly wouldn't give about anything you ever thought was important. With Eternity, you could unite the world if you wanted.
>>26156795"Well girls, that sure was a fun night. How about we head over to my place and hang out for awhile? Im sure we can find something exhilarating to distract us..."
>>26156795To the lady's room!
>>26156840 or >>26156838, do the old thruth or dare.
>>26156838And considering we are probably famished now, this makes most sense.
>>26156838This>>26156840Or thisNothing better to sate our need for power, than being the dom for three hot little ladies....We Witches of Eastwhich now
>>26156795"So, that was fun. Anyone up for a quick bite to eat?"Let's not bring everyone home; our mom is awesome, but I don't think she'd turn a blind eye to three girls.
>>26156795i dont think we should take everyone home, we would have to send avril away with everyone else then. have some fun around the town. then drop masami home. take jill to her home. where will we take avril to though?
>>26156795Coffee or ice cream, maybe, then walk Masami home. Tell her that you'll talk to her at lunch tomorrow because, as her friend, we want to know more about her, and then go somewhere more private with Jill and Avril. Plan our next date, and then play truth or dare with an eye towards filling our hunger if possible.
>>26156882Keep in mind that we're going to have to kill the third one before her Deep One heritage activates. Once that happens, she's completely gone.It'll be Shadows over Innsmouth all over again.
>>26156907nah..let her swim away to the depths and never see her again. why should we bother to deal with her if that happens? nothing to gain from it.
>>26156897Exactly. Avril is more than happy to play around with us and Jill, but bringing Masami into the mix is a complete turn off for her. We're good at convincing her, but there are probably limits, especially when a Deep One is involved.
>>26156907All this prejudice against Deep Ones... we just have to prevent Masami from accepting her true heritage and she wont change.
>>26156936As this guy said >>26156802we have to consider the long term.And in the long term, the Deep Ones are a threat to humanity. If we are immortal, then we have to take the long term into consideration. Not just decades, but centuries and millenia.
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>Accepting Violent, Cannibalistic Fey creatures and Volatile, Possessed Witches/Ghost Girls>Not accepting fun-loving demon bros and kawaii, exotic Deep Ones.stay weird /tg/
Lets go home with everyone, call mom beforehands so that she doesn't get too mad that we bring people for dinner without telling her.
>>26156948You're dealing with powers older than life on earth here.>>26156802>you could unite the world if you wantedMaybe we should want, even if we don't actually play the quest for that long.>>26156753Too corny even for us.Not very satisfying either, considering what we actually did.>>26156885This.Let's give our our mom some respite.Besides, our sis would never let us see the end of THAT.
Usually I'm all for playing nicey nicey but I actually agree that putting her down might be for the best. I mean look for a way to help her sure but if one can't be found and she ever starts to change...well lets look into places to bury bodies. I mean we need to have a special spot laid out for Jason any way.
>>26157004its cool.... We'll be here.... just.... sitting....
>>26156967we are still in the heated highshooler phase though. we can think about that when we come to immortal world dominator phase.
>>26156885We are making friends at last. And coming home early from time to time would be good.
>>26157049THE JIHAD THAT SWEEPS THE UNIVERSE WILL BE UNDER THE BANNER OF HOUSE PHILLIPS!
>>26157020>you could unite the world if you wantedI dont see how any immortal could want anything else. By the time you've lived a hundred un-aging years, the world would already hail you as a savior or a demon. You would promote yourself as "the man who can never die!" and millions of people would flock to you for sage advice.As hundreds of years go by, you would be able to unite all countries and faiths under one great civilization. Humanity! Share all technology across the globe. Eliminate hunger and poverty and bigotry. Pump money into the space program, and undersea resources. Destroy all intercontinental weapons, keep small arms. You would be able to choose who is damned and who is saved. The world would be better for it.
>>26157131suddenly we are Kira?
>>26157087ALL HAIL THE TYRANT EMPERORTHE SPICE MUST FLOW!
>>26157131i, for one, would wish to live without everyone on the world knowing my immortality. i dont like the idea of becoming a guinea pig nor do i want to be the one to rule the world and become so powerful noone dare use me in experiments.
>>26157131The only problem with that is that:1. We're not truly immortal. Someone does too much damage to our body, and we will die. We're no Jack Harkness.2. The Deep Ones have their own plans, have lots of power, and are just as long-lived as us.And if the Deep Ones and the Order of Dagon is real, then what else from Lovecraft's work is real? Immortality may be worse than the ability to die, at that point.
>>26157087>>26157184I think getting all DUNE-y might be a little premature. Lets get off Old Earth before we start a multi-galaxy empire.
>>26157183More like.... an Angel. The world would only be better after all the boundaries break down. A united Earth is a strong Earth.>>26157195Even if you became a guinea pig, you would outlive everyone who used you. And whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. You must dream bigger friend, ruling the world with a thousand years of tempered grit and wisdom would prepare you for anything. You would have millions of loyal followers
>>26157184>ALL HAIL THE TYRANT EMPEROR>THE BITCHES MUST FLOW!ftfy
>>26157233I was more or less just extrapolating on the possibilities of being unable to die. Its a small thing compared to other super powers, but Time is always on your side.
>>26157131inb4 people rebel, inb4 chunky salsa. I'd probably go full Illuminati on such an operation.Invest wisely, then manipulate influential people in manipulating the market for us.Buy out the Fraunhofer Society and other think tanks, get dibs on superior tech, use it as bargaining chip and a means to get more money and surround ourselves with the intelligentsia of the civilized world.But first, we try to keep a head that is both clear and attached to our neck.
>>26157269what doesnt kill me, could make me a prisoner for centuries, millenias...i only ever get to 'rule' over a few people, and that to a certain degree. even that is tiring, bothersome and boring. i wouldnt want billions of loyal followers.
The problem with all this Immortal ruler thing is that there are tons of groups around who probably would look very poorly on such things.
>>26157345Not to mention, that we a probably not the only being with wold domination ambitions.Also, hey guys.
>>26157339>>26157345And you would outlive any of them. For thousands of years. Every new generation of people is one more generation towards winning. You have to think of eternity. ten thousand years of being spit on, shot, blown up, burned, experimented on, imprisoned in concrete, or even just ignored, is nothing compared to the millions of years ahead of you.You will still be alive when humanity is extinct.You will still be alive while spinning through space
>>26157419Btw im not talking about Chris.Just any man, on this Earth, who cant die. No other super powers. no smarts or strengths that he hasn't earned himself.
>>26157419>You will still be alive when humanity is extinct.And you will still be a prisoner, since the Deep Ones will be around.>You will still be alive while spinning through spaceAnd you will be a curiosity to the Great Old Ones when they awaken.
>>26157419>blown upWhich is canonically going to keep us dead.We're not a Hellsing Vampire.
>>26157440and with eternity, you could make the Deep Ones your bitches if you had the determination.
>>26157419>Btw im not talking about Chris.so do i. and as i said i wouldnt want to rule the world for given reasons.>>26157195>>26157339
>>26157449see>>26157435this isnt about Chris. This is a conversation about the philosophy while we wait for OP.i mean, what would you do if you could never die?
>>26157454...Okay, now you're just being stupid.I've got a rock outside that has existed far longer than I ever will, but it will never make me its bitch. There's trees thousands of years old that humanity has cut down. There's a tortoise that was Darwin's pet that we kept in the zoo as an amusement. Long age does not confer super powers automatically.
>>26157462alright, and i suppose that is your perogotive.What would you do for the first 100 years?first 1000?first 10,000?first 1,000,000?you would try and rule a world out of boredom at some point i assume. just to see how it goes. If that didnt work out, take a hundred years off and have a family. Then move onto another world and try again.
>>26157454>you could make the Deep Ones your bitches if you had the determination.Uh...no. Not at all. Deep Ones have the same kind of immortality as us, which is an infinite lifespan and can only be killed through the extreme application of violence.And they have an entire civilization across the globe, numbering in the millions. >>26157471That philosophy only works if there are no other individuals or groups that have the same power. As it is, it's a waste of posts that most of us don't want to bother with, and you should just make your own thread for it.
>>26157471I don't know... Test the average temperature of volcanoes by swimming?
>>26157471See>>26157307That, basically.I want knowledge and the power that comes with it.I want to improve humanity. Not only because of moral reasons, but for the same reason one would clean their room or plant flowers: To live in a more pleasant, positive environment.
>>26157004((Apologies for our unscheduled intrusion of real life. We now return you to your questing.))You pull out your phone and give your mother a quick call. She doesn't think she can manage dinner for three extra people on short notice, but she says she won't mind if you grab a bite to eat with your friends instead of dinner, so you all get a coffee and a sandwich before heading to your house. Your mother raises an eyebrow when you come in with Avril and two other girls, one of whom is clinging to Avril's arm a little bit, but doesn't comment, bringing you all a small tray of biscuits and some milk as you take seats in the living room. Jill sits next to Avril on the sofa, leaving a space free for you on Avril's other side, and Masami takes a seat on one of the chairs, smiling at the sight of the three of you cuddling up together.Time for small talk and getting to know each other better.Time for a more serious conversation, about Masami's family and Avril's concerns.Ask Masami whether she saw anything interesting in the cinema, and what she thought about it.Time for another round of Truth or Dare.Other
>>26157495>>26157481>>26157484Jesus christ, what is this? The no fun allowed zone?
>>26157519>Time for small talk and getting to know each other better.On an unrelated note, our mother is awesome.
>>26157510okay, i can get behind that.You could always try the in-your-face approach with another civilization if you ever get bored i suppose
>>26157519>Time for small talk and getting to know each other better.
>>26157519>Time for small talk and getting to know each other better.or>Time for another round of Truth or Dare.We preface that we DO need to have a serious talk, and soon, but that the evening has been nice so far and that we don't want it to end on a sour note. We might want to go somewhere other than the living room, though. Mom might disapprove of out having all these girls in our bedroom, but surely we have a backyard that would be a little more private?
>>26157519[x] Ask Masami whether she saw anything interesting at the cinema.Lets keep this buffet open shall we? Chris needs to catch a break. These three women are damn fun.
>>26157519>[x]Time for small talk and getting to know each other better.though you can only have so much small talk so>[x]Ask Masami whether she saw anything interesting in the cinema, and what she thought about it.we should talk to avril in private before having a chat with both of them about it.hold that out of the conversation for now.
>>26157586>>26157584This. Combine them, truth or dare, and ask Masami about the cinema.go to backyard.(Please let us own a Jacuzzi....)
>>26157519[x] Ask Masami whether she saw anything interesting in the cinema, and what she thought about it.>>26157545>our mother is awesomeI'm afraid we are starting to paint a target on her back.
>>26157519[x]Time for small talk and getting to know each other better.[x]Time for another round of Truth or Dare.[x]OtherThis has been a pleasant evening, all things considered. We'll have a serious conversation about Masami's family and Avril's concerns, but that can wait till tomorrow.For tonight, let's just relax and have fun.
>>26157519Ask the girls if there's any party game they want to play. If not truth or dare>Whatcangowrong.jpeg
>>26157610And well, I won't say no to [x] truth or dare.
>>26157608Possibly shouldn't risk putting Masami in water just yet.
>>26157519I'm tempted to go "Play DnD", but that would take too long.[X]Time for small talk and getting to know each other better.[X] Truth or Dare.>>26157608>(Please let us own a Jacuzzi....)IC, Chris remarked that owning one meant that Isabella was not only rich but FILTHY rich.Soooo... yea. We don't.
>>26157630Yeah, that's a good point.
>>26157551>You could always try the in-your-face approach with another civilization if you ever get bored i supposeFrom scratch? Or just one remote enough as to not cause a stir?
>>26157608((You do not own a jacuzzi. This is Britain. Backyard pools are rare, expensive, and generally a bad idea, since Britain is incredibly cold most of the year. Sorry.))
>>26157637No, that was a heated swimming pool, in the Uk you can get Jacuzzi units which are expensive but nowhere near as bad as a heated pool.
>>26157608>(Please let us own a Jacuzzi....)We're in England, and we're, what, middle-class?Not going to happen.
>>26157662Bummer. I had no idea... I guess ive been Jacuzzi spoiled.
[x] Play Diplomacy.
>>26157662>>26157663>>26157670Too expensive mind.
>>26157519>Ask Masami what if she saw anything.Im imaging Avril and Masami attempting to dominate each other over and over in a sweaty wrestling match in bed.
>>26157659You could make your own civilization yeah... Hell! If you tried your approach, you could slowly indoctrinate new generations to accept your benevolence at face value. After a while, people wouldn't know any other world besides one where you are some sort of... father figure.
>>26157519((Okay, 5 votes for asking Masami if she noticed anything at the cinema, 6 for small talk, 6 for truth-or-dare, and quite a few votes for combining truth-or-dare with small talk or other options. Writing now.))
>>26157874but... small talk should include asking Masami if she saw anything at the cinema. please and thank you.
>>26157923But won't that unnecessarily embarrass Jill?We have to slowly erode her Christian defenses, otherwise we risk losing her.
>>26157985Nah way man.Take it from a man who has years of experience with this exact scenario. Once they get a taste, they only crave it more.Its been true in my life, 90% of the time
>>26157874"Hey Avril, you know how to play Truth or Dare, right?"Masami's face lights up immediately. Jill appears to be going back and forth between being nervous and being excited. Avril just eyes you with a touch of suspicion. "Yeah, I know the rules. You want to play that now, though?""Sure. It'll be a good icebreaker. You said you wanted to get to know Jill better, didn't you?""Well, yeah, but..." Avril shoots a glance at Masami. "Are you sure about this?""Relax, Avril. It'll be fun."You gather everyone in a circle on the floor. Avril and Masami spend a few rounds passive-aggressively sniping at each other with questions about "the ugliest part of your body" and "how are you most inadequate" and so on. Eventually Jill persuades them to open up a little and actually play the game. Avril gets dared to stand on her head for a minute, which she does balancing on one arm. Jill, remembering last game, dares Masami to take off an item of clothing again. Masami grins and removes her socks again, then asks you about your first kiss, which was with Avril. You give her a slightly sanitised version of the story, and notice Avril's pleased smile as she reminisces.What sort of things do you want to ask or dare people for your turns?
>>26158134ask masami the thing she hates most.
>>26158134dare jill to give a (at least a little bit) passionate kiss to anyone of her choosing in the room.
>>26158134Dares>Jill to lick chocolate syrup off Avril's stomach>Massami to charade the last sexy act she was a part of.>Avril to have her arms tied around her back, tightly, for the rest of the gameTruths>Masami, see anything you like at the cinema?>Avril, What is your secret fetish?>Jill, what is the dirtiest dream you have ever had?
>>26158134>JillCan you say what Masami's pendant is?Jill x Avril: kiss, pet other's hair for a couple questions, sit in lap. >MasamiCan you tell us about your family? About your pendant? (who gave it?, when?) Ask if she wears a bikini or a one-piece swimsuit. Masami: take Jill's and Avril's socks off. >Avrildance with Masami.
>>26158229>Jill, what is the dirtiest dream you have ever had?i like this one.ask avril when she felt most turned on.ask avril her favorite place in the city(so we can have sex with her there later)
>>26158229The dom in me enjoys thisAnyone says dare, they have to play the rest of the game with their arms tied, and a gag in while they are not speaking.Dominating hunger Chris approvesCaptcha: policy hsCriscaptcha votes for this too
>>26158284>Anyone says dare, they have to play the rest of the game with their arms tied, and a gag in while they are not speaking.mom is in the other room and could come in anytime to ask if we want more cookies or something.
>>26158284Luckily enough captcha doesn't have a vote. Captcha always tempts me to go on making the character do mass murder sprees but I ignore it. Yes I do.
>>26158134Jill : You play The Game (explain rules). Losers get to announce loss and squeeze some body parts.
>>26158134"I have a great idea everyone! My sister got this new game, called MonsterHearts. Ive always wanted to play, how about I teach you guys it?"
>>26158134((Okay, lots of excellent ideas, writing now))
>>26158385While we're at it why don't we watch inception.
>asked truth>answer>laughters since it seems very weird>"I'm dead serious"
>>26158385that's so meta it gave me a raging boner
>>26158448that punchline is so great it makes me want to punch you in the nuts.
>>26158448Oh man, that took me a minute. I need to wake up.
>>26158385Why not World of Darkness?Maid. Totally Maid. You know you want to.
>>26158448I'm laughing to death right now.
>>26158473>mfw Chris, Avril, Massami, and Jill meet up every thursday to play different table top games. Isabella is DM
>>26158551Chris plays a diplomancer revenant bard, Avril plays an eladrin sorceror, Masami plays a tiefling cleric, Jill plays a human psion. Isabella is That DM.
>>26158385>your little sister>playing MonsterheartsGoodness gracious!
>>26158593Its perfect.....sans the horrible party class dynamic, but now im just nit-picking
Day one: We bring Avril to dinnerDay two: We bring Avril and Jill to our house after saving a little girlDay three: We bring Avril, Jill and MasamiWhat do you think Chris' mom is thinking?
>>26158820Chris's mom thinks we are gay at this point. Avril the other night was just exploratory.
>>26158820Our son is gay and is hanging out with the girls now.OrOur son has lost his way and has become a womanizing pervert
>>26158829Didn't she give us a condom?
>>26158674Well, they could round out the party with Zack, Shifter Fighter, and Jason would play a human warlock and sell out the party.
>>26158855because she doesnt want to raise a homo i assume.
>>26158886only if we switch from Bard to Rogue, or find someone to take rogue for us.... honestly, Avril would probably be a rogue more than a sorc.
>>26158907Yeah, I can see Avril as a Rogue. I can't think of any better candidates, and Chris is definitely a bard, what with the dimplomancing.What about Adonis? We don't know much about him, but we suspect he's a vampire. ...4e triple vampire build?
>>26159001I actually find that Rogues are much better at diplomancing than Bards are, in my own experience. They are allowed to take archetypes such as the "Charlatan" which gives them powerful social perks like "rumormonger" at very low levels. that, and massive skill ranks, cause rogues to be a strong face without the need for magic.
I sure hope that its just one hell of an update and he hasn't had a run in with the sandman, that bastard has brought too many quest threads to an early end for too long. DAMN YOU SLEEP
>>26158431The game goes round and round, the dares starting to get more and more daring - your mother is still in the next room, but Avril still dares Jill to give her a passionate kiss (which she does, with a little hesitance at first and then with some real eagerness once she gets into it, leaving Avril panting a little when they separate).You get the chance to dare Avril to dance with Masami, which is extremely stiff and awkward even with Avril's natural grace. Plus both of them keep trying to lead at once. You also ask Masami whether she saw anything she liked at the cinema. She blushes, gives a sideways glance at Avril, and says yes, but refuses to elaborate on what, insisting that she answered the question you asked.Jill ends up asking Avril what her favourite place in town is. Avril thinks for a while before saying that most of town is quite nice, but particularly the bench in the park.Masami, apparently still feeling a little like embarrassing Avril, asks her what her fetish is, but Avril seems pretty happy to list off dominance, threesomes, hair pulling, and a couple of things you haven't even heard of, one of which sounds Japanese and makes Masami blush ear to ear. Jill is looking somewhat red and flustered too.You ask Jill what her dirtiest ever dream is, and it takes a bit of prodding from you and Avril before she admits that following your proposal on Saturday she had a dream or two about Avril that were fairly explicit.((Cont.))
>>26159193To Avril’s obvious disappointment, Jill won’t give any details, so you move on, with Jill daring Masami to take her and Avril’s socks off too, and Masami following up by daring Avril to take your socks off ‘for symmetry’. Avril asks Masami if she wears a bikini or a one-piece swimsuit, which confuses Masami for a moment before she shyly explains that she generally swims in the nude. Masami tries to dare Jill to lick chocolate off Avril’s stomach, but while Jill is still stammering and blushing (but, fortunately, a little while after the actual dare), your mother comes in to remind everyone that it’s getting quite late and it’s time to go home. Jill has to hurry out before her curfew arrives, and Avril gives you a brief kiss and a hug before running off herself. Masami lingers until Avril has gone, and then heads off with a wave and a small smile.Well. Your evening has gone both better and worse than expected. You did manage to stop the fight, but you’ve learned some worrying things about Masami. You still hope Avril is wrong, and that something can be done to help her, but you’re not sure where to start with that. Jill and Avril are getting along better and better, but Avril and Masami certainly aren’t. You’re quite tired, all things considered, and although it’s slower than before, you’re noticing the first signs of your hunger building up again.Still, these are worries for the morning. For now, you’re going to go upstairs and sleep the sleep of the dead.
>>26159207is this the end? please dont be the end.
>>26159180((Combination of the two, plus my old nemesis connection troubles making it tricky to keep track of what questions everyone wanted to incorporate, and trying to distribute out the questions and dares so that it wasn't just Chris rattling off a series of demands for everyone else.Sorry for all the delays, everyone, particularly since as you may be able to tell, this is the last story post of tonight's thread. I'm going to run the next quest thread on Wednesday the 24th, at 19:00 GMT as usual. I'll try and run that one faster and later than usual, since I won't be available over the weekend.))
>>26159193>a couple of things you haven't even heard of, one of which sounds Japanesetelling this and not naming it is cruel mh.
>>26159306((It's 'shibari', for the sake of reference. It's a form of Japanese rope bondage.))
>>26159297Good night everyone.
>>26159333just what i was hoping for when i read "japanese sounding fetish".
>>26159297((I'll stick around to answer questions and provide commentary and so on for as long as I can. It *is* past 2am here, though, so I will succumb to the lure of sleep sooner or later.))
>>26159207we didnt get to 'eat' avril.WE HUNGER
>>26159420but we will be able to ewar herand Jill soon
>>26159394Now that we know what Masami are could you tell why is she so obsessed with hand holding? Is this a japanese joke?
>>26159333>>26159379next time, chris spends a day on the internet. finding out the source of masami's pendant quickly then indulging himself in the fine art of tying knots.
>>26159531but anon... no... we cant talk about it..h-how lewd
>>26159531((Her Skin includes a choice of something that her church has declared to be "taboo" - breaking the taboo is basically a guilty pleasure for her. The specific choice of skin contact (and hand holding as a further subset of that) is a bit of an in-joke, yes.))
>>26159582I understand the in-joke. Didn't understood why she was so obsessed with it.Well played. Very well played.