You glance back at the super idol sleeping soundly in her bed before murmuring your reply to Kyosuke. The security detail is to allow them unescorted entrance to the Hotel proper, and to be directed to the Penthouse. You will meet them outside Ruri's room. But the visitors are to be told that the room they're looking for is the room Sayaka's currently retiring in."Understood, Miss Matsuda." Kyosuke replies, and you hear him relay your orders to his team mates before you mute the headset's volume again. Yawning as you strap the shoulder holster around yourself once more. Relishing the tightness of the straps over the silk pajamas that Ruri forced you into.The shit you put up with during ops, seriously....Well, no. You'll be honest, the pajamas are pretty comfy. You wouldn't mind a set, something to wear while taking the odd nap or two on your favorite piece of green-colored furniture.It probably costs a bundle, though, being pure silk and everything.Eh, what the hell. You'll steal it. No one will ever know.
>>26148953After a few minutes' of waiting, you hear footsteps heading down the hallway outside - and it's here that you catch some mumbling, followed by a smart series of knocks on the door just across from Ruri's room. "Matsuda-sama!" A smooth, svelte voice, originally haughty but now spoken in somewhat adoring tones, calls out. "Matsuda-sama, we are here, as you've requested! Please, allow us to be of service to our Warmaster--""...Karasawa-sempai." A hushed, nervous voice cuts in. "Aren't you...I mean, I know she's our Warmaster and everything, but aren't you laying it on a bit thick? There might be cameras or something...""Just let me have my fun, please, Tokiko-kun?" The first voice, still flowery and light, gains a bit of a strained edge. "This is why I hate being bundled into a squad with Vindicares. You people are against the very idea of fun!"More mumbling. "..But we don't really hate fun..." The second voice replies, in a sulky tone."Hush! She's coming!" A click, and a creak of a door being pulled open. "Ah, good evening, Matsuda-sama! We are here to serve..."Silence...."Oh. Miki. It's just you." The first voice immediately loses its lofty, sing-song tones, becoming flat and nearly deadpan. "Where's the Warmaster? And why are you just in a towel?""Eat a DICK, Karasawa." You hear Sayaka snarl. "And what the hell do you think I'm wearing a towel for? I was in the middle of a fucking shower before you started making a goddamn racket! Do you have any idea what time it is?!" "Well. You have my apologies, then." Enishi replied, blatantly insincere about it. "But as you may have heard, we are here because we have been summoned as reinforcements. The Warmaster asked for us personally, so if you wouldn't mind stepping back, we need to report to her--""...You don't need to get in here, Christ! You've got the wrong room, Murderface's sleeping with the principal!"Silence.[1/2]
>>26149001"...I see." Enishi lets out a small, but not quite disappointed, sigh. "Here comes the new Boss, same as the old Boss. Very well, if you'd kindly direct us to--?""Behind you. And don't bother me again unless it's an emergency, or if Murderface suddenly dies or something." A muffled slam of a door closing, and its locks being quickly engaged. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Sayaka."...Charming as always." Enishi remarks, before you hear the footsteps get nearer. "Well, take two, I suppose. And you heard the crazy berserker - try to keep your voices down, please.""...But we were being quiet--" The second voice once more protests, before being shushed again."Matsuda-sama?" You hear Enishi say, knocking gently at the door to Ruri's suite. "Matsuda-sama, I do not wish to interrupt your private time with the client, but we are here. If you could spare a few moments for us to report to you, that would be much appreciated, but...I suppose we can simply wait until morning, if the Warmaster wishes." "...Do you think she's still awake, sempai?""I hope so. Well, perhaps. Kharn, Blessed lady rest her soul, never did sleep during ops. But she always loathed visitors. Not unless it was Miss Malal - the Blessed Lady keep her soul safe always."What do you do, now?
>>26149001Oh, sayakaWhy you gotta do dis thing?
>>26149009>Blessed LadyMAXIMUM SHADOWRUNS
>>26149009[x]Check through the peephole, see how many Vindicares we got.Then open the door."Karasawa. Good, you're here. Have you been briefed on the Tenth Officio's possible involvement as opposition in this op?"MAXIMUM PROFESSIONALISM!
>>26149009Go to the door and open it. Take the conversation outside."Yeah, I'm up, now quit with the racket. I just got Little Ms. Sparklebutt to bed and don't want to have to deal with her waking up.What's this about a Blessed Lady and Malal? And what do you have to report?"
>>26149009>Kaguya2hu'd softly. To think I would miss this.[x] Answer the door in your silk-ass pajamas. "You passed the test. Maybe. I don't like all those Blessed Ladys you're throwing around." Imply with a gun that you shoot things you don't like. Maybe don't wave it at her? Have it visible.
>>26149009Open the door and motion them to come in, I guess?
>>26149009While they are talking open the door "oh ye of little faithSeriously I can barely sleep on my own let alone sleep with someone, come in and lets talk"
>>26149009Do megucas in this universe adhere to the church of Madokami or something? "Blessed Lady" seems to be a phrase we're hearing more and more lately, and I feel like that should freak us out.Anyway,>Answer the door, it's only the polite thing.
>>26149009open the door."I am not the same as Kharn, Kindly remember this."
>>26149009Timestop. Batman entrance.
>>26149036thisl lets take the convo outside.
>>26149009>>26149032[x] ThisAlso, for the Blessed Lady!
>>26149059Ahahahaha. Yes. Perfect.Batman in, say this: >>26149032
>>26149009O boy she is based on a touhou, if she is a vind then i guess we know how she shoots up the place
Hey people. consider this >>26149019
>>26149092She's our Callidus Rank Leader.
>>26149009[x] Open door. Glare."You've already failed 3 tests. Your assignment, aside from securing the building, is to figure out what they were."Close door.The three tests were 'verifying the intel', 'not putting a bunch of Vindicares in close quarters', and 'not making a shitload of noise'.>timestopWhile I am all for Pinkytime, we've sort of made it a habit to only timestop when we need it, or when Pinky signals she wants a chat via clicking. I think we should keep that up.
Q: what thread number is this now?
>>26149095it's pretty obvious by this point that the Blessed Lady is part of general magical girl culture. While it's a good idea to pay attention whenever she's mentioned, I wouldn't give this one instance too much importance. Just let it go.
>>26149019The Blessed Lady is a widespread belief among Magical Girls, from what we've seen.Also, it's possible that Enishi is one of the 3rd Officio girls that were transferred to the 9th after their Incubator decided to cash out of the Magical Girl business.
>>26149116B-but, muh shadowruns
>>26149103But we really need to do a batman entrance at some point, and timestop just so happens to be the best way to do that.
>>26149134Aside from being the goddamn batman, you mean?
>>26149134We can do it when we need to do it, or Pinky just happens to want a chat at an opportune time.
>>26149148Imagine if batman could stop time
>>26149157>batman with infinite preptimeSurely there is no way this could go wrong.
>>26149157>infinite instantaneous preptimeNot even gods could stop him.
>dose retweeted picsHONK HONK
>>26149009[x]Open Door[x]Hairflick in Pajamas because we don`t give a Homu[x] "If you as much as mutter something about the Blessed Lady again I`m going to put my foot through your mouth."
>>26149281Hahaha, I might as well post them here too.
>>26149281>>26149301And the alternate version, at Decu's request.
>>26149103>>26149009>[X] This is good.
>>26149301>Emotional Chiaki>>26149308>Drunk Chiaki
>>26149301[x] this has my vote
>>26149301Pure love.>>26149308Pure no longer. Shame on you, Decu!
>>26149308>>26149301All my BUENO
>>26149301>>26149308>>26149009>>26149103Woody supports this option.
Well, first I would need breakfast. Most important meal of the day and all that. Then I'd ask my trusty servant Kyouske to summon up the Alteisen. A thousand direct attacks and plasma horns later, I'd be in command of a major portion of the Earth Sphere. With that in hand, I'd double down on earth technology research. (Extra-over is just asking for trouble after all...) I would build my armada for other powers, but push come to shove I'd rule the world if that was what we needed.
>>26149116No, no, we shouldn`t let that fly. The Blessed Lady as it is bad news. Maybe if we turn her into a non-crazy version but as long as she hands out Golden Shit that makes you go Batshit-Insane its a pretty good Idea to tell our Underlings to tone that shit down.Also Imagine what kind of shit would went down if it came out that we are out to kill/defeat the Blessed Lady. A false Church of Meduka is a bad thing.
>>26149381wrong thread lol?>>26149382I think outing the Blessed Lady as A WITCH SHE'S A WITCH would be better than STOP WORSHIPPING WHAT I DON'T WORSHIP, to be honest.
>>26149382Your too late anon
>>26149301>>26149308perfect>>26149382Considering there are practically no ways to explain WHY it's bad without sounding kind of insane, I'm not sure any of our underlings would take kindly to being reprimanded for believing.
>>26149398>>26149405We could always use the "Cool and mysterious"-Aura that we apparently have to our as our advantage and be vague. Instead of outright telling them that Pinky is a something like a witch and why this is so, just drop say something cryptic without directly badmouthing what will make the rest of the girls all giddy that we may know more about the blessed lady than them.
>>26149301>>26149308Surprised that Chiaki isn't reaching lower. Thanks mate.
>>26149301I'll be at my desk...
>>26149512where do you think the other hand is going?
>>2614951710/10 would contract
>>26149032 >>26149036 >>26149037Right. After briefly checking yourself once over to make sure everything is there - the Warmaster Cap on your head, the Golden Desert Eagle in its holster, and the Golden Bracelets still clasped around your wrists, concealed underneath your sleeves - it's here that you undo the locks on Ruri's door and carefully pull it open. Stepping through a moment later, closing the door behind you and wincing a bit at the excessive overhead lighting of the hall."Warmaster!" One of the Vindicares gasp, and the squad of five quickly snap to attention, their boots clicking in unison as they stand ramrod straight behind Enishi. The Callidus grimaces at the noise, looking back at the display of discipline behind her - before shaking her head and then bowing into a graceful curtsey. The hem of her long, overtly-ornate and elaborate kimono brushing against the floor. "By your command, Matsuda-sama." Enishi replies, keeping her head bowed while casting a silk-sleeved arm at the Magical Girls behind her. "Vindicare Squad Hiryu, equipped and optimized for long range surveillance and marksmanship. And yours truly, the Callidus Rank Leader equipped and optimized for Callidus Countermeasures and Crowd Control." She places her hand to her chest, before looking up ever so slightly.You acknowledge this with a nod, your eyes narrowed behind your glasses as you examine the six Magical Girls Kyuubey had sent you. Vindicare Squad Hiryu - you remember them as the squad specializing at the really long-range markmanship stuff, the sort that would do all their Magical Girling a mile away from the target. Not all that reliable in a scrap, but you needed steady hands and cool heads holding and aiming firearms here, not gunfighters. They'll do nicely.As for Karasawa Enishi...well. You've never really interacted with her, except for the times when you've seen her call upon Kharn a few times, and having a few dinner dates with Mami.[1/2]
>>26149579She's never really gone out of her way to approach you then, as if you were beneath her notice - but at the same time, you weren't really that approachable anyway. Her being here, though, makes you wonder just how seriously Kyuubey is taking this. Enishi makes for two Rank Leaders he'd given you to support this op. Any other day, you'd think this was a serious misapplication of resources, but...the mutant cat seems to be a bit too smart for that, if you'll be honest.You give them another nod, signaling them to tone back on the formality a notch - and Squad Hiryu relaxes their stance just the slightest bit. Enishi, on the other hand, straightens up with a flourish, a paper fan materializing and unfolding in her right hand with the smallest flick of her wrist.You clear your throat after a few moments of awkward silence, and it's here that you speak again. Telling them to keep it quiet, as you've only just gotten your client to sleep, and you don't really want to deal with her waking up."We understand and comply, Matsuda-sama." Enishi smiles, her almond-shaped eyes crinkling slightly underneath her severely-cut fringe of black hair. ...Seriously, it looks like it's been cut with a micrometer, it was that straight and neat, an impossibly symmetrical line above her eyebrows. "Rest assured that we will reinforce the Warmaster with complete and utter silence. The principal won't even know we're here."That's something, at least. In any case, have they been briefed about possible interference from the Tenth? And what do they have to report?Enishi turns to look at the squad behind her, nodding at each of them in turn, before turning back to you. "Yes, Matsuda-sama, we have been briefed about the accursed Tenth, and we have made sure to gird ourselves properly, lest we need to spill Magical Girl blood during this operation." The Callidus' language, unnecessarily flowery and descriptive, is getting a bit on your nerves. [2/3]
>>26149564>>26149568>>26149573>>26149578Once again, the summoning ritual is a success!
>>26149583I didn't fuck it up, look at this asshole>>26149581
>>26149538Currently at the waist, mate.
>>26149588"We have also taken into consideration that there might be civilians in the line of fire, and as such, Hiryu is also equipped to provide a less-lethal response to any aggression."The less-lethal response, you note, is their rifles, slung at their fronts with ruggedized straps. Not necessarily magic ones - you could probably make a safe bet here that Misaka's provided them - but with ammunition geared towards suppression, rather than out-and-out target elimination. They're also wearing flak jackets over their costumes - not strictly necessary, but a nice way to blend in to the rest of the security detail while not attracting too much suspicion. No one wants to see a girl with her front full of bleeding bullet holes and still be able to walk, much more run. This way, they not only look like overtly-creative cosplayers, but also have a convenient excuse in case they get spotted in action."As for report..." Enishi seems to hesitate here. "The Incubator says that the list of potential suspects regarding the matter with Tomoe-sama is underway. And as for Tomoe-sama..." The Callidus holds out both hands beside her, and one of the Vindicares step forward to place a giftwrapped bottle of Kong in them. This she holds out to you, like someone handing off a bouquet. "With her regards, Matsuda-sama. And her reminder to drink in strict moderation, as she realizes how tense you might be."...Well. That's...that's pretty thoughtful of her. You receive the bottle of Kong, feeling your cheeks burn slightly."In any case, Matsuda-sama, we will be conducting a full sweep of the entire building. After that, we will take up overwatch, and I will be nearby to detect any Callidus trying to sneak her way in." Enishi curtseys again. "Before we do so, does Matsuda-sama have any request of us? We are here to do the Warmaster's bidding. Some coffee, perhaps? A massage?" The Callidus looks at you. "If I may say so, Matsuda-sama, you are very visibly tense."How do you respond?
>>26149602[x] "No, we're fine. Please, continue on your way.""Actually, on second thought, get me that coffee."
>>26149602[X] "I don't exactly like or get along very well with the principal so it's been a trying day. Get me that coffee."
>>26149602>[x]"The principal is a handful and I don't mean it in that way."
>>26149602"No need for a massage, I'm used to being tense. But I could go for some coffee.Care for a smoke?"Also, pull out a cigarette and light it up for ourself.
>>26149624This.>>26149624[X] "I don't exactly like or get along very well with the principal so it's been a trying day. Get me that coffee."
>>26149602[X] You have your orders. Also, get me that coffee.So why don't we get Enishi in the room with us to have a chat? She seems to be worthwhile to know.
>>26149602[x] "A nice quiet night watch is all I need right now. The principal has been a bit of an annoying bitch, for her own reasons.You answer to me, not to her, and not to any other Idols you might encounter. Don't let me catch any of you fraternising.Also, the principal believes there is at least one mole in her protection detail. Share as little information with them as possible."
>>26149602>[X] "My tension is presently irrelevant. Make sure you get headsets hooked into out local radio network. I won't be sleeping, so you can contact me at any time.Also, it's safest for you if you assume i'm *not* like my predecessor, much to the principal's displeasure. Just saying."
>>26149602[x] Coffee, since you offer. Don't touch me.
>>26149602"there will be enough time to relax once the mission is complete, the less complicated the better. Some Coffee would be good."i forgot whether Chiaki drinks coffee or not but caffeine is sure to help.
>>26149602Maybe after the mission is over, I don't think I will be able to relax at all while having to deal with this.At least when I was just a vindicare they pointed me at something and said kill, now I have to act like a normal person for far too long at a time.
>>26149602[x] A steady supply of coffee would be nice. Nothing else is needed.
>>26149602Remember to have at least one(if not all) of them get a headset from one of the security guards. Unless there is a set of magical girl hand signals they all know, we need communication if shit hits the fan.
>>26149602>>26149624[x] "I don't exactly like or get along very well with the principal so it's been a trying day. Get me that coffee."This. This pretty much outright tells them that we , in fact, are not like Kharn without going into Details.
>>26149691>top sniper squad>not using their own commsBut yeah give them the frequency for Kyosuke's boys, so they can listen in if nothing else.
>>26149602>[X] "I don't exactly like or get along very well with the principal so it's been a trying day. Get me that coffee."
>>26149624>>26149656[x] Those two combined. Especially "Don`t touch me" seems like a good add.
I thought this is supposed to be a normal low-risk mission, unless QB has some concrete proof of something he wouldn't willingly divert so many assets for one person nobody has even threatened yet.
>>26149768Normal? This Op was suspicious from the start.
>>26149715[X] No need to be too aggressive to the Officio's social puppet master lads.
>>26149768Did you miss the entire yakuza event and the magical card thing?
>>26149799Pretty much this. She's one of our rank leaders and someone we'll have to get along with to get work done. Just a simple "I'll pass on the massage." or "I don't like being touched." is enough
>>26149768Well we ARE the Warmaster.If the Warmaster has a bad feeling you fucking act on it, because its not good for anyone's reputation when the Warmaster fails a mission because QB couldn't be assed to give her the resources she needed.
>>26149816>>26149812I knew I forgot something, it takes too long for the story to get anywhere ;_;
>>26149820Right, so since we have a whole squad of crack shooters to pick off opposition and the Callidus Rank leader handling anything subversive, I suppose Chiaki and Sayaki will be the ones handling crowd control?
>>26149602Are the Vindi's able to setup a subunit in the building across the street, incase of external assault, and someone to keep an eye on the streets?
>>26149822I think everyone just hates Jyuubey and treats him as a real threat.I would.
>>26149674Pretending to be normal people is hazard to our health, we do things like, grow a concience if we're not careful. We let Kyousuke get away alive after he tried to touch us without permission. Thats a sign to me we've lost a major portion of our old psyche. What it got replaced with....I don't know probably hopes and dreams.
>>26149881>psyche replaced with magical girl-like things...M...Mami's mammies are our brain now? That explains so much.
>>26149881Hopes and dreams man, hopes and dreams.
>>26149881It's probably just residual Midori essence seeping into our soul-gem after the link.
>>26149886You sure that hasn't already been part of Chiaki for a good while now?
>>26149881>>Chiaki>>Hopes and dreamsThere isn't much of that, I'm afraid. (Yeah, this is an excuse to post some more art and make a stupid joke)
>>26149924And the alternate version
>>26149886>>26149881They are magical!
>>26149924>>26149932Not yet at least.
>>26149908>thisSeriously, we didn't kill Midori at the very beginning when we probably should have. We're not the Murderface who was Kharns little murder buddy, but I don't think /tg/ could ever really pull that off.
>>26149932We need to draw Chiaki as Revy.>>26149938>/tg/>not murderhobo if given the chanceAre you sure you're in the right board?
>>26149924>>26149932>all the art is short-hair Chiaki;_;
>>26149938I was frankly shocked in the amount of restraint /tg/ showed, and I remain shocked to this day.Murderhoboing is a long-standing /tg/ tradition.
>>26149957Seriously, and here we're playing a magical girl murderhobo, and she freaking lets people live, more so now than ever before! DOESN'T EVEN EXAMINE KNEECAPS ANYMORE!
>>26149948I know that feel.I want to see ponytailed chiaki too
>>26149970You will probably never get it out of Nicehatguy because he hates ponytails and fun.
>>26149968I guess not ODing on codeine pills and alcohol did wonders for Chiaki's self-restraint.
>>26149968All in favor of kneecapping at least one person this op, assuming it isn't all a giant ball of red herrings and baseless shadowruns?
>>26149977Well, I get where he's coming from, as short-hair looks quite good on her indeed.But Decu's ponytail+jacket combo was simply too superior an image.
>>26149995Aye. We need someone alive for interrogation, same way we did Midori. (No Soul Gem whiskey warmer included.)
>>26149968We could shoot ourselves in the kneecap, or the primary. It would grow back, and we wouldn't have to worry about the concert which is definitely a Walpurgisnacht waiting to happen.
>>26150003Oh, I think the short hairstyle is gorgeous. I just also think it's important to remember that Nicehatguy kicks puppies and babies, for fun.
>>26149977Down with ponytails! Down with fun! Personally, I think a short and even bob-cut looks a lot prettier on her than a boring old ponytail.
>>26149957/tg/ works on the basis of protecting waifus first, befriending second, murderhoboing last. /tg/ is like rogues that take everything they can.Hue may replace these options at random.(I really am surprised we didn't kneecap Tojo earlier. We should give standing orders to do so, in fact.)
>>26149924>>26150023I agree. Chiaki would be the type to cut her hair short so she wouldn't have to deal with the hassle.
>>26150033Decu prefers the shorter hair too so I'm hoping that it will "accidentally" get chopped off in a mission. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
>>26150061Guess even Decu can't be perfect.
>>26150061>>26150033>Arguing about fucking hair.Mother fuck...
>>26150061I'd say everyone wins that way, because it won't be our fault Midori can't play with it, so we won't even lose our precious, precious waifu points.Like we even need to worry with Midori.
>>26150077AHAHAHA you think this is an argument? Did you even SEE the thread with the initial hairstyle options? This is pleasant discussion. There's not even samefagging going on.
>>26150078>Like we even need to worry with Midori.We do once we let Wendy stay over.
>>26150061Thats why NiceHatGuy kicks puppies
>>26150077Hey, we're a Magical Girl, hairstyle is important!
>>26150077Cool your heels man, we're just talking.>>26150061Fingers crossed too. Or we could always make it up to Midori and let her do it for us.
>>26150077Are you saying the hair's less important than the mission anon?
>>26150087>discussionI wouldn't call it anything more than idle chitchat.
>>26150093Keep Wendy away from Midorin. I kinda understand where the writefag's coming from cause everyone loves Midorin but Midorin belongs to Chiaki.
Rolled 12>>26150146No no, the OT3 is MidorixPinkyxMurderface.
>>26150146Die in a fire.
>>26150156OT4 then. I'm not about to get between Pinky and anything.
Well, watermelons do have black seeds..
Look at all these niggas implying anything but Ruri harem ending.
>>26150167Wendy should find some American girl and leave Chiaki alone.Though the WendyxMidori paste was adorable as fuck.
>>26150202Where? I wasn't there when it was posted.
>>26150202>>26150214That reminds me, anyone been collecting the assorted pastebin writeups?
>>26150202>Wendy should find some American girl and leave Chiaki alone.Let's not go overboard here. Plenty of space within the harem and she was there second only to Pinky.
>>26150214Didn't post it in a thread, just threw it up on twitter.>>26150223Archival and I both have our own pastebins, and the ebook has the writeups in its own download. And we'll abuse Midori into setting up her own to collect hers, too. Eventually.
>>26150223Not sure about Starasp but he can also be harassed into it.
I don't follow this quest because it seems kinda boring based on the the snippets I've read, but I want to say that the OP image looks really damn cool.
>>26150250You've been reading the wrong snippets.
>>26150235I don't have Twitter. I barely arse myself to browse my Fb account as it is.
>>26150290http://pastebin.com/u/WendyCooldown and http://pastebin.com/u/GrizzlyniisanMidori doesn't have a pastebin set up formally yet but her writeup's in the archive for the last thread, Starasp's should be one of the ones a bit before that, don't know which.
>>26150290Just bookmark Decu's twitter, he usually retweets stuff.Archival's too, for ifwhen he eventually starts running Demons again.>earnetfo neverHahaha fucking captcha knows what's up.
>>26149624 >>26149643 >>26149653 >>26149656You blink at Enishi's suggestion, before shaking your head. No need for a massage - being tense is nothing you're not used to. What you do need is a quiet night watch - and possibly coffee. Yes. Coffee would be nice right now. You wouldn't mind some.Enishi nods at this. "Of course, Matsuda-sama." The polite smile curling her lips fades, and she looks at the squad lined up behind her with the corner of her eye. "Vindicare Kagura, please pop by the Hotel pantry and have them make the Warmaster an iced coffee, as strong as they can make it. And inform them that she will be requiring refills for the night, at her demand. On the double, please, and you will be timed." One of the Vindicares - a tanned girl with short black hair and fielding what looks to be a rather upscaled Barette M82 rifle - salutes, before breaking into a run down the hallway....Well, that wasn't really necessary. You could have just called for room service, or something--"What, like how proles would do it, Matsuda-sama?" Enishi seems horrified at the thought. "No, no. We are here to serve, Matsuda-sama, let us handle the menial tasks at least. The less you have to do, the more you can focus on guarding the principal." She smiles a self-satisfied smile to herself.You blink at her. well, uh. You guess that makes sense.Shaking your head, you continue your briefing. They answer to you, not to the principal, and certainly not to any other idols they may encounter. You will not be tolerating any fraternisation during the job, so you'd better not catch them making nice. You also brief them that the principal believes there is a mole in her protection detail - they are to share as little information with them as possible. Cooperate with them to a point, but never reveal too much regarding their own patrol routes, positions, or capabilities. [1/2]
>>26150202No it wasn`t. It was Heresy, son.
>>26150342"Understood, Matsuda-sama." Enishi nods. "And I do believe Squad Hiryu has successfully jacked into their comms. Am I correct in my assumption, Vindicare Ayako?"A moment of silence, before the Vindicare in question clears her throat. "...Yes, Enishi-sempai. We've already tapped into their comms, and are keeping track of their conversations." A moment of silence. "As of right now, they're talking about how one of theirs need to treat the others to...beer, after the op. Something about a Sparkle Award."...At least the security detail seems to be in good spirits.A series of rapid footsteps, and Vindicare Kagura seems to materialize out of nowhere, grasping a rather tall glass of iced coffee in her gloved hands. She's breathing hard, slightly, but otherwise she doesn't seem to have spilled a drop of the beverage."Your coffee, Warmaster," She holds out the drink to you, and...well, you take it. Not after stuffing the bottle of Kong in your inventory, of course. Taking a sip from the provided bendy straw, you watch as Kagura takes her place back in the squad.Huh. Duncan Hills, again. Well, not too bad, at least. You just wonder, then, how she knew that you liked iced coffee better than its standard hot configuration."Just a hunch I went with." Enishi smiles. "Well, if there's anything else you want us to attend to, Warmaster?"Any other requests to your backup? They'll be commencing their sweep of the building once you dismiss them.
>>26150342>On the double, please, and you will be timed.I like her style.
>>26150355[x] Probably better to let them get to it.
>>26150250The art is what drew me into the quest too. Then I went over a thread in the archives to get a feel for the quest and decided it was for me. The one where she had amnesia in Siberia.I never actually watched Madoka until after taking part in the quest.I worry that the strike witches quest is going to make me follow the same pattern.
>>26150342>upscaled Barette M82 rifleWhat does that even mean? Does it fire 20mm vulcan rounds now or something?
>>26150355[X] Let them do their thing.
>>26150379I wouldnt reccomend SW unless you're a devout fan of blatant fanservice.
>>26150355[X] "Keep communications going. Dismissed."
>>26150389Maybe its that one from Black Lagoon with an underbarrel rotary grenade launcher.God that thing was dumb.
>>26150401Or maybe that wasnt a Barette, my memory is unreliable.
>>26150355[x] "Just keep your eyes open. And stop trying to brown-nose. Do a good job without pissing me off and you'll get a bonus."
>>26150355"stay in frequent contact. Dismissed."
>>26150355Lets see. All of our shadowruns are on the nature of Ruri, not about anything else. >[x]Tell them to discreetly clear out the escape routes. The last thing we want is escaping with Ruri via fire exit and find out that junk has blocked it off.
>>26150355Just make sure they're aware of the card trick used to get in last time. Beyond that, nothing else I can think of. They're trained professionals. Picking through everything they should be doing would just be insulting.
Dismissed.[x] Check our diary app.Seriously I have been waiting on this for like 10 quests now. This is one of those collection quest things. Unlock em all and get a golden weapon. Or a large chunk of memory back.
>>26150355[X] "No more. Just make sure to watch your back, the Tojo Group may come back with Magical Girl support"
>>26150411*might get a bonus
Rolled 7>>26150355[x] Your people know what to do. Get to it. And get your nose out of my ass.
>>26150355[x] "Carry on. You know your own squads best, so I will be leaving it up to you how you set up Checkpoints and Patrol-Routes for tonight.The Magical Card-Using Girl.. Do we have any information about a Magical Girl that uses Cards in out Database? See if you can find out anything about it and prepare a Dossier for the Squads. "
>>26150355[x] Nothing else. Though try not to kill the mundane help. We ARE being webcast, after all.
>>26150482Not 24/7 mind, just when Ruri's up and about.
>>26150355Ask Enishi about the card girl, do we have any intel on a card using meguca at all? ( expecting yugioh or CCS reference to come from this ) and share what we scoped out about the concert hall earlier today with the vindicares.They will be free to choose their own positions but talking sniper to sniper will get them on our wavelength quickerThen dismiss them and tell Enishi that she can do that voodoo she does so wellAlso maybe ask Enishi for any tips to resisting or helping the meatheads resist magical control
>>26150342>vindicare kaguraWere we assigned the azumanga squad?Do we have vindicare Chiyo, Osaka and Sasaki?
>>26150537>>Vindicare SasakiDecu, pls. Pls, Decu.
>>26150537Eversor Tomo and Vindicare Yomi, you know you want it.
Decu you're never around IRC anymore, this makes me sad.
>>26150537don't you mean Sakaki?>Eversor Kimura>MY GOD HOW HORRIFYING
>>26150584I admit, I laughed.
>>26150584>Confirmed for final boss
Witch Ayumu Kasuga That's Osaka
One job etc etc
>>26150778>>26150783>>26150786>>26150791...Seriously? Relax, enjoy some coffee or something. Such impatience.
>>26150786Seriously, if more than one person tries to do it, it will fuck up.
>>26150778How about we try something else
How about we just wait patiently?
>>26150834What is love?
>>26150861Baby don't hurt me?
>>26150874Don't hurt me.
I got bored:>Magical Girl Noir Quest ED>Setting is a dark purple ocean, with a murky black sky>Chiaki calmly walks on screen, completely expressionless and with nothing in hand. She walks on the dark purple ocean like its solid ground. The camera starts following her, and each step on the purple water causes ripples.>As the camera scrolls sideways to follow Chiaki, featureless shadows holding the golden weapons come into view, standing calmly facing away from Chiaki. If a wielder of a particular weapon has been revealed, then the weapon's owner is there in place of their weapon's shadow.>As Chiaki passes them, the shadows (or people) holding the weapons vanish, letting the golden weapons fall to the ground where they are slowly stained blood red, the stains emanating from where the shadow was holding the weapon.>At the very end of the song, after the 19 shadows have vanished, Chiaki, still expressionless, stops about a foot away from a gently smiling Pinky.>Pinky, her smile never fading, raises the Golden Deagle to Chiaki's forehead, point blank.>The screen suddenly goes black, and a gunshot rings out, punctuating the last note of whatever song was playing.If I had to choose, the ED song would be something etheral, along the lines of Sis Puella Magica.
>>26150933Guess we just like Kyoko to much.
>>26150377 >>26150390 >>26150397 >>26150411 >>26150413You shake your head. Nothing else - all you ask of them is that they keep communications open and their eyes open. Other than that, they're free to do what they do best."Very well, Matsuda-sama." It's here that Enishi bows to you, before turning to the rest of the Vindicares with a flourish. She claps both her hands. "The word has been given, and our Warmaster expects the best of you. Begin the sweep, leave no room uninvestigated, no stone unturned. Anything suspicious that comes up, inform me or Matsuda-sama directly. Engage targets only after authorization from me or the Warmaster." A moment of silence as she fixes each Vindicare with a cold glare. "Squad Hiryu, the reputation of the Ninth rests upon your shoulders. Do not do anything to shame it or besmirch it." She pauses here again, seemingly for theatric effect more than anything, although you could sense that she is taking this very seriously. "Go."Squad Hiryu once more rips off a perfect salute in unison before quickly dispersing. Each one heading off in a different direction - some going to the elevator, others to the stairwell, and one of them investigating the other rooms in the penthouse."I will be starting from the penthouse down myself, Matsuda-sama." Enishi turns to face you. "By your leave, then."You nod at this, but not before asking her if she could share some tips with the security detail - about resisting magical control, and all that."...I'll see what I can do, Matsuda-sama." The Callidus' expression flickers with hesitation for a moment. "Enjoy your coffee, and please don't hesitate to have one of the girls get in touch with me should you change your mind about that massage." Her smile rises to the fore once more, and you have a suspicion that it's her trademark one - a soft smile bordering on a cruel smirk. Sort of like Mami's smile and Kirika's sneer, combined. "Once more, by your leave, Matsuda-sama."[1/2]
>>26150970You dismiss her finally, and it's here that you turn around to go back into Ruri's room - when you very nearly trip and spill your coffee all over yourself as you bump into Deepthroat. ...A freshly-showered deepthroat, it looks like, her hair still dripping wet, soaking the shoulders of her own pajamas. She's...well, she's carrying a folded cardboard box under one arm."S-sorry, Miss Chiaki. Um." She looks up at you. "I was...is Ruri-sama asleep, already? I...I'm supposed to report for my time in the Box...""Hmm? Who's this?" It's here that you feel the taller Callidus step up behind you, looking over your shoulder - inadvertently smelling the scent of her perfume, a rather intoxicating scent of fresh fruit, something citrusy. "I...oh. I see. Well, this is interesting."Noriko blinks, looking up at the source of the voice - and you see her immediately pale. With an efficiency that you didn't think existed in the assitant, she unfolds and sets up the box she'd been dragging around, before crawling underneath it and staying there....The box is shivering every so often, and you could hear crying inside it.What just happened here? You turn back to Enishi, the question poised on your lips, before you catch her aiming a rather venomous glare down at the box. A glare that you'd frankly be impressed - and intimidated with.How do you react?
>>26150958Can't really blame anyone for that. Kyoko is pretty great.
>>26150988"Is there something I should know, here?"
So Enishi is the top ranking dom Idol?
>>26150988[x] "And that box and its poor occupant earned your ire how?"
>>26150988>How do you react?O-open the box.
>>26150988[X] "Something I should know about, Enishi."Said in a tone that makes it perfectly clear that it is not a question.
>>26150988[x] "Am I going to have to count this as fraternisation?"
>>26150988Wave our hand in front of her eyes."Explain."
>>26150988[X] You familiar with the procedure?
>>26150988Pry open the box and get noriko out.Noriko, ruri's asleep. Go to bed. Anything else can wait till tomorrow."Once shes off, question our callidus rank lead about their connection.
>>26150988>[x]"You two have a past?"
>>26150988[x] "I'm learning new things about my subordinates every day it seems."
>>26150988[x] "Are you acquainted with this box, Rank Leader? It wouldn't be the first time today that someone from a comrade's past has decided to show up and complicate matters, and I'm beginning to tire of it."
>>26150988[x]Sigh heavily. [x]"Explain."Godamnit, being Warmaster and having to do with all those Nutcases sure tiring..
>>26150988[x] "You two have a past? Don't let it get in the way of this op"
>>26150988[X]"Care to explain?"
>Karasawa Noriko>Karasawa Enishi
Oh look. One of the punching bag's regulars, it appears.>If I can't mix business and pleasure, no one can. Knock that shit off. Enishi, fuckoff. Noriko, go to bed.Shadowrun x3 - does Deepthroat have any gold on her? Haven't suspected her yet, and that's suspicious.
>>26151098Run that by me one more time, anon...
>>26151104doubt it. Probably sister.
>>26151098I didn't know Noriko's last name.That explains things, somewhat.
>>26150988[x]Open Box[x]Lift up Noriko[x]Carry her into Ruri`s Bed[x]Tuck her in.[x]Resume Job.
>>26151104Sister, most likely.
>>26151104More likely older sister.Not that we shouldn't insinuate anyway. Magical girls don't age, after all.
>>26151104More sisters I think.
>>26151098...Noriko only mentioned that she had a little brother.
So when do we torment Noriko?
>>26151127"You have kids? I had no idea."
>>26150988[x] THIS THIS THIS >>26151148
>>26150988I take it there is an issue here Enishi?The poor girl isn't the most stable person in the world but I swear I have never seen someone fold so completely just from the appearance of anotherAfter she has given her explanation pick the box up and tap Noriko on the shoulder, tell her that Ruri fell asleep and she should go get into her own bedOr possibly climb into bed with Ruri since she did want company earlier
>>26151098I don't remember a last name being given before. Which thread was that?
>>26151209Think it was while we were having lunch with her. Only came up once.
>>26151209>And then there's Deepthroat. "I'm...I'm an M idol," Noriko takes out a calling card from her skirt pocket. ...Amazingly, it's not crumpled or damp or ripped. It has her entire name, Karasawa Noriko, printed neatly in a delicate off-white square, tastefully thick. It's even got a watermark. Part 111When we learned that she was an M-idol
>>26151217>>Amazingly, it's not crumpled or damp or ripped. It has her entire name, Karasawa Noriko, printed neatly in a delicate off-white square, tastefully thick. It's even got a watermark. Got it, thanks. My god. I guess they're sisters after all.
How lewd would it be if Chiaki railed Midori, who was using Girl A's appearance, while Midori is licking Iori, with Ruri providing commentary and expert help? Then Midori and Ruri while Chiaki assists? Curious minds want to know
>>26151232In the same thread we also learned that her brother is a sophomore in middle school too, just laying all the facts on the table. I can't find anything explicitly stating that he's her only family though. My bet is still on sister though; if it were mother then my mind = blown.
>>26151289Could be some other sort of close relative too. Cousins perhaps, but a reaction like that seems to imply something closer.
>>26151289Judging by the way she's reacting to her, too, she doesn't get along with Enishi as well/at all.Or she just got caught taking pictures of her while she was asleep.
>>26151006Nah, that's not!Asuka from da Evan jelly on.
wait, didnt one of the rank leaders panties belong in Kharn's collection? was it Enishi's?Noriko is KharnXEnishi lovechild
>>26151300Sister's in law? Bit of a longshot and my knowledge of Japanese marriages traditions are a bit murky.There's always a chance it's a coincidence I suppose
>>26151325how does that even work
>>26151325HAWBut yeah we should check that database soonish. I'm betting Ruri's in it.
>>26151325>implying their child would ever be as beta as noriko is.
>>26151114I need a kyonko magical girl now because of reasons.
>>26151320Come on, anon. Everyone knows it's called Evenjellyman.
>>26151349She still has Sugita's voice.
>>26150322http://pastebin.com/u/Starasp>implying you have to harass me into it
>>26151339Kharn's tongue man, you don't want to think about itlest it impregnates you too
>>26151359>>She still has Sugita's voice.Yes. All of it. Sugita best girl.
>>26151363F yeah. Thanks.
>>26151359I am strangely okay with this
>>26151289If it's mother we're gonna need to stab a Callidus for being a shitty mom.
>>26151367>tfw there are no tentacle ovipositor tongue doujins>none
>>26151336Madicka is a miracle of the universe.
>>26151401It sure is.
>>26151409What....Sauce plz? My curiosity got the better of me.
>>26151336God I love that doujinIt is hilarious
>>26151425I already gave out the sauce once. Go dig around the previous MGNQ threads.
>>26151349>>26151359>>26151372>>26151375make her our mission control magical girl. Sugita sex in the ear
>>26151457Y-you know we can't hear any of the characters, right?Besides, Sugita is overrated.
>>26151450Some other time. I need to be up and about early and it's bloody late.Hope you guys don't pull off another HUE move.
>>26151487>he can't hear the voicesYou're missing out, man.
Probably not going to get much further than this today. Here you go, guys. I finally finished with Souji. Misaka's up next, then Mami and the rest of the PMMM cast.
>>26151525Kyuubey and Kirika?
>>26151546I do kinda want to draw Kirika because I think her costume is really, really cool. That might have to wait a while tough. Other character's get priority over her.
>>26151525>Souji's eyes are just above Kharn's tits.Lucky little shit.
>>26151564Mami would wait for Kirika to come home, having sorted out her differences with Chiaki.
>>26151578Poor, poor Mami. Her best friend went crazy and got reduced to hamburger by loli sniper support.
>>26151578the Shadowruns tell me that she hates us for what we did
>>26151005 >>26151010 >>26151013 >>26151070 >>26151088You look down at the box, then back at Enishi. You don't need to say anything here except match the Callidus Rank Leader, glare for glare - and to your surprise, she's the first to look away, closing her eyes briefly before fanning herself. A small sigh escaping her lips."...Nothing more than an unexpected family reunion, Matsuda-sama." She muurmurs. And nothing that will affect the op or how I conduct myself during it, I assure you." It's here that she gives the box a little nudge with her toe. "You. I assume little Ryota is doing well in your care?"Between snuffling and sniveling sobs, the box seems to nod."Very well. Father sends his regards, and Mother continues to be disappointed with your life choices so far." Another nudge with the toe of her sandal. "Eldest Sister wishes you well in your idol career, but she shares my sentiment in wishing that you would start growing up and leave such childish things behind.""Nnguuuh..." A tremulous, frightened groan rises from beneath the box, and it shakes all the more.. . .Sisters, then? Older sister?"Regrettably so." Enishi lets out her breath in a hiss, her eyes narrowing. "We had high hopes for her, Matsuda-sama, you must understand. But...well. Hope can sometimes be a silly thing to follow." She shoots the box another scathing look, before bowing towards you and then turning on her heel. Her kimono fluttering as she makes haste towards the elevator, a blue glow blossoming in her hand.You wait for Enishi to finally get out of sight before carefully lifting the box up and off of Deepthroat. What you find is the poor girl, curled up like some sort of pillbug, sobbing into her hands. You wait for her to calm down - and it takes ten minutes and half of your iced coffee for her to do so. "I-is...is she gone?"[1/2]
>>26151670You nod. Ten minutes ago, yeah."Nnh...she's...she's never stopped being scary..." Noriko shakily stands up, her eyes red, and nose positively dripping of...well. She needs a handkerchief more than anything. Or tissues, really. Something to wipe off the-- wait, no, she doesn't need to use her own pajama sleeve--fuck."I-it's okay, this...this is mine, anyway. I'll just wash it..."How do you react?
Rolled 19>>26151678Give her a hug and feed her nourishing and warm chicken soup.
>>26151678[x] "Ruri's asleep. I cleared up the box thing anyway. You can get to bed if you want, I'll be staying up to guard Ruri."
>>26151678[x] Sounds like no one in the family approved of your career choice.
>>26151678Let her know she's off box duty for today. Ruri is already asleep.
>>26151678[x] I take it your family doesn't approve of idols then. What does the rest of your family work with?
>>26151690>>26151691Stop being hugwhores! We keep the hugs for those that truly deserve them.
>>26151708I'd usually agree? But this seems pretty hugworthy. It's going to be awkward and we're going to be gross afterward, but...
>>26151678Pat her back and say that s'kay. Just sit next to the poor kid staring at the ceiling.Let her do whatever she wants.Offer a sandwich. We can order one like, on the double and timed and shit
Rolled 8>>26151708Noriko deserves them. It's not like we're giving her a headpat.
>>26151678I would say hug or head pat, but I worry she's going to to be moist or sticky, even after the shower. Might be best to just go for a shoulder pat and tell her to go get some rest.
>>26151678[x] "So your...family doesn't approve of your career, then."
>>26150392I'm not the person you were replying to, and I was on the fence before, but now it's decided.Time to spend -even more- time in suptg catching up on quests.
>>26151690>>26151691Hugs? With THAT sleeve?Eeeeewww.
>>26151690>>26151691Whoah, whoah, whoah, Chiaki isn't some hugslut handing them out to every remotely sad, pitiful or dejected person walking by. Her arms will stay firmly closed until further evidence for the necessity of hugs is uncovered.
>>26151678>>26151727Also adding [x] "Do you want me to wake Ruri up for you?"
>>26151734Oh I don't mean SWQ, I was referring to the anime itself.
>>26151678Give her a pat on the headSay she can go sleep in her bed, Ruri fell asleep and there is no need for her to do box dutyStill want to suggest she climbs into bed with Ruri just for the chance to troll both Ruri and see Noriko's reaction to being told to do something like that
>>26151678[X] "you're not getting any more box, not tonight at least, go on, get to bed and get some sleep.">I'd rather not give her a hug right now but I Won't make a scene if we do. We'll probably have snot and tears on our comfy pajama afterwards.
>>26151678[x] Ruri's asleep, so there's no need for these bo shenanigans. Go get some rest, I'll make sure your sister is focused on her mission.
>>26151752I like it.
Am I the only one disappointed that she is not Enshi's daughter?
>>26151770>boMeant to say box, whoops. >>26151708Agreed, mostly because Noriko doesn't seem to like physical contact much though. If we want to comfort her lets get her a sammvich.
>>26151815Give her the coffee.
>>26151814I'm disappointed we didn't ask.
You should all remember that whatever we do, our callidus prime will see it. Even if she is not in the room.
>>26151814You were hoping for mother daughter incest, weren't you. Don't deny it, I was too.
>>26151830Or tell her to can the bootlicking.
>>26151837Haha. You are my type of anon.
>>26151833>Even if she is not in the room.>Implying she leftThat blueish glow? Yep, magical illusion. >>26151827We've already given her half of it, I suppose.>>26151846>Y-you too>MFW she said sister.
>>26151749OhI'll just, uh... climb back up onto the fence, then.That just means I'll catch up on Lamia Quest that much quicker.
So anyone else think that the Prophet has Arhiman's golden staff? In Kharn's flashback it seemed like that was what gave Arhiman her prophetic abilities.
>>26151977Crimson is the good one. It's a collab work by deculture and archivalfag. The rest range from meh to horseshit.
>>26151981>prophetic abilitiesWasn't that just Pinky filling her head with lies?
>>26151977Lamia quest is still ongoing? By God I have to catch up then.
>>26152000>Strikers '89>goodPick none.
>>26151987The one by planefag was good shit. Especially how he didn't allow the audience to write the character into the ground as far as I got into it.
>>26152000>Is it a SW quest? Y>Does it have a male MC? Y>Into the trash it goes
>>26152016I'm sorry, what? I mean yeah, going from Top Gun to Ace Combat was a bit of a bait and switch but 90% of the complaints in that image are all on the players, not Ghost.
>>26152024planefag's suffered from "PRESS X TO AWESOME"So It got stale some time later
>>26151708>HugwhoresWe'll stop that when you stop being retarded.
>>26152024It started out okay, but turned to shit in a hurry after the Fitzgerald thing. Planefag started throwing random shit around and not allowing plot progression at all costs.
>>26151981A prophet could be a seer. But there are also religious prophets as well, who are commonly depicted as doomsayers or revolutionaries against common canon. Insanity optional.I know that there is at least one shadowy prophet with a propensity for killing important characters with dark energy waves.
Rolled 8>>26151995Still ongoing, and still going strong. It's been a fun ride, and I'm glad to now be a part of it.
>>26152035I miss subs. And Ye Olde Tankes.Goddamnit Panzer that shit had potential.
>>26152052He ran out of planned plot. And also burned out.Season 2 soon!
>>26152067>said he isn't starting again until he finishes AWiYS2 not soon
>>26152059I miss TWQ too, right as it started to become really good it died...I still poke Panzer about it on IRC when he pops in
>>26152058I loved it in the past, but ran out of time to read. I will have to catch up. That song. That writer. That plot.
Should we try the summoning ritual again?
>>26152103>>26152099A Wizard is YouThe quest Planefag started before SWQ.He wants to finish that before he goes back to SWQ.
>>26152099>>26152103A Wizard is You, a CYOA he runs on THP.
>>26152099>>26152103A Wizard is Youa quest he is running on the touhou-project site
>>26151988Arhiman knew a whole fuckton of things that she had no way of learning though. Things like Kharn's name being Katerina, how far her corruption was, and Kharn's relation with Nero and TASALS.
>>26152115>>26152117>>26152120Also, it is basically Strike Witches Quest but with Touhous instead of Witches, Ghosts instead of Martians, and Wizard instead of Pilot.
>>26152136Is it worth reading?
>>26152170It is interesting in the beginning. Then the press x to win gets too much.
>>26151692 >>26151694 >>26151705 >>26151701 >>26151752Well, erm. You hand Deepthroat the rest of your coffee - you're pretty much wide awake now, anyway - and tell her that she doesn't need to worry about being put in the Box or anything like that. You cleared it with her boss already, and besides, Ruri's already asleep. She can turn in for the night if she wants to."C-coffee? Oh, um. N-no thanks, coffee makes me jittery...t-thanks, though. That's really nice of you, Miss Matsuda." Deepthroat smiles up at you in a rather drippy, kicked-puppy kind of way, and you couldn't help but give her a conciliatory pat on the head. Not too much, just one or two.In an attempt to fill the awkward silence, you comment that no one in her family approved of her career choice."They...they wanted me to be a...a real idol," The girl murmurs, looking down at her bare feet. "I...they don't think that being up on stage just to be yelled and bullied at is being a real idol. Father thinks it's just one step from being a c-clown...and at least clowns are skilled enough to juggle." She shakes her head, flinging some rivulets of water your way. "I-it's okay, though. I'm doing things t-the way I want them to, a-and even if she makes me cry..." It's here that Deepthroat's face sets into what could be a determined expression, even if a bit of snot is currently making its way down a nostril. "...What matters is Ryota-kun is still p-proud of me. That's...that's all I need."Well. There may be something more to this drippy little assistant besides bad hygiene and greasy hair....Maybe she wants to sleep next to Ruri? The super idol did mention something about being lonely in an empty bed, or something like that?[1/2]
>>26152186I wish I cloud press X to make Decu post
>>26152186Link to archives if you would, good sir?
>>26152197Oh anon. If you only know.
>>26152200Sup /tg/ archive exists for a reason anon.
>>26152053Am I the only one who thinks Oriko is the prophet?
>>26152194"What?" It's here that Noriko frowns. "N-no, no thanks. Ruri-sama's nice and pretty and smells like pancakes when she's not wearing those expensive perfumes, but she snores...I can't even sleep in the same room with her snoring." She shakes her head, misting you again. "U-um. Well. I'll go on ahead and sleep, Miss Matsuda." She trundles towards her own room, pushing the door open and squeezing through the gap she'd made. You make to turn away, before you see her staring at you through the gap. "...Thank you," She squeaks, before finally closing her door.Nice kid. You sip what little remained of your iced coffee. Shitty family, though."...I suppose we could be a bit hard on her sometimes, Matsuda-sama, but it's something expected of us," comes Enishi's voice behind you, and you very nearly spit your coffee in her face. You hastily swallow your mouthful, and ask her what the FUCK she was doing sneaking up behind you."Callidus Rank Leader, Matsuda-sama. But one of our Vindicares, Ayumu, found something in one of the rooms in this floor. Well, besides a discarded cleaning lady uniform." She hands you a calling card. There's a drawing on it, and what appears to be a Chirpee account address. What."...No fingerprints, no traces in the room we found it in. We did, however, find that it's linked to a Chirpee account." She hands you her smartphone, and it's open to that very same account. You narrow your eyes at this as you read the chirps.[2/3]
>>26152223AWiY isn't on /tg/. ANd therefore, not on sup/tg/.
>>26152200>>26152223It's on THP. No archive unless you go hunting for a downloadable file.
>>26152200http://www.touhou-project.com/storylist.php?title=a+wizard+is+you&author=&board=0&status=anyProtip if you want to post there: READ THE STICKIESALL OF THEMNumber one DO NOT DO for thp: bumping threads asking if the author is coming back from an 18-month hiatus. You WILL get banned. ALWAYS sage non-vote posts.
>>26152242>>26152237Opps my bad! Sorry anons!
>>26152235>I can't make anything out through the wall here...maybe it's time to go to bed, but...I'm sure something's going on...>Oh calls calls calls calls calls calls balls balls balls stupid autocorrect!!>Karasawa Enishi and Squad Hiryu? isn't that a little excessive?? ngh, discretion is the better part of journyalism>Not even my illustrious self wants to try and sneak around with THOSE odds. Tonight. Better make an exeunt, stage hotel balcony!>SEIFU. This has been your intrepid NECO-chama live with the first day of the Ninth Warmaster and the Superidol. Staaaay tuned! ~ 3 ^...God. God dammit.You've found the mole, but she's gone.Someone's kneecaps are going to be shot off for this.
>>26152247>Someone's kneecaps are going to be shot off for this.Ayup. Fuck.
>>26152247>>26152262ohoh godwe're all fuckedwe're all fucking fucked
>>26152247that. little. shit.
>>26152262FuuuuuuuujKneecapping is not going to work.
>>26152235>>26152247IT'S A R EAL TWIITER OH HOLYA FUCK
>>26152247What exactly is this Chirpee acount?
>>26152235>>26152247I'm sure we'll be totally fine. Totally.Goddammit.
>>26152247And that's it for the first night, officially! Now, erm, just going to pose a quick vote decision for everyone still reading. Do you guys want me to continue to the next day for tomorrow's thread, or would you like a brief flashback to change things up?Please vote if you'd like to influence this decision! Also, questions answered, I don't think there's any writeups tonight!
>>26152247So she will be back, and she will be ready for us. Time to start thinking 5 steps ahead.
>>26152247So yes, we know there is a mole. And yes, it is neko arc. But why are we panicking? Because our secret identities are leaked to the public?
>>26152283>all them dates...we were blind all along...
>>26152274Chirpee = TwitterWe've got something worse than the Tenth Officio on our hands, mateys.We've got an amateur journalist.
>>26152296Ahhh thanks anon.
>>26152293I'd be happy either way, but a flashback would be nice.
>>26152283>mfw I visit itAaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>26152305>>26152300>pretty sure murderface just scratched her butt, took picture to be sure
>>26152293Hey Decu Decu, were you expecting anyone to find the twitter before you posted it?
>>26152293I'm fine with anything, flash backs are always interesting though.holy shit it IS real
>@MGsAreReal 13 Jul>Miki Sayaka was there, too, but WASHBOARD ABS on a girl my age are sort of creepy-creepy, aren't they? < 3 < Ruri-Ruri-sama liked them tho!>WASHBOARD ABS on a girl my ageIT'S A ROGUE MG
>>26152287The MGNQ equivalent to twitter.Anyway, at least now we know that the mole was in the hotel staff and not the security (probably). Other than that all we need to do is pull what we can about this character and have her executed. Call QB or something I guess.>>26152293[x] Flashback.
>>26152293Continue. Not really a fan of the flashbacks thus far (except Kharn's).
>>26152283>>26152300>https://twitter.com/mgsarereal>First entry 13 JulyYou tricky cunt Decu.
>>26152235>but she snoresTOLD YOU GUYS SHE WAS FAKING>>26152283IT'S BEEN THERE SINCE THE THIRTEENTH OF JULY OH GOD DECU WHY>>26152287Not-twitter.>>26152293[x] MalalQuest please
>>26152306Ahhh thanks.Also>.I got hit in the face when I tried to talk to the Warmaster. My face has been murdered, I think? I'm going to sue if it's ruined. Which one was it?
>>26152300This is bloody amazing.NECO is mai waifu
>>26152247Well well wellSo now we have scared off the conspiracy theorist mole by overwhelming show of forceSomeone is definitely getting their kneecaps shot off for thisCheck their followers ( unless they are in the thousands ) see if we recognize anything.
>>26152337>NECO @MGsAreReal 13 Jul>PUT YOUR TONGUE INTO IT SHE WANTS IT >I'M ROOTING FOR YOU NORIKO>Expand>NECO @MGsAreReal 13 Jul>come on kiss her, you know you want to. kiss >away her worries, stroke her shiny, greasy hair>Expand>NECO @MGsAreReal 13 Jul>MURDERFACE MATSUDA: IDOL WHISPERER>Expand>NECO @MGsAreReal 13 Jul>Aw wait no what now she's flirting with Kimoidol Karasawaaa. Do we have another Kharn already?...My god
>>26152293Flashback plsSounds like a good stop point for plot info
>>26152300>(nobody has any pictures of it, if I can catch her smoking while I'm here it will be HUNDREDS OF YEN at least)>(also on the bounty list: Ruri-Ruri-sama holding Mappi's hand, Murderface Matsuda singing. brought a mic just in case!)>(well I mean I always carry a mic but I brought a high-quality one! It's kind of bulky though and I'm not sure it's worth it yet)QUESTION ANYBODY CARRYING A MICROPHONE
>>26152320Hahaha, well, something like that!Someone secret is helping me out with the posting, though!
>>26152293Flashback with who, exactly?
> @MGsAreReal 14 Jul>Move over Tomoe, your Mammies ain't gonna help you with the new Warmaster~~~ Myabe that's why she keeps Green around huh? huh?>@MGsAreReal 14 Jul>Hanegawa plush in the butt buttAWWW SHIIIIIT IT'S OUT
>>26152297Is chirpee a magical girl only type website, or is it public. I can understand there being a niche market for people digging up information on Warmasters or other popular magical girls for magical girls. I bet Murderface has her own fan club. Their website has advertisement links to the MMxMM doujins and news updates for the adaptations.
>>26152361How the hell does she know so much?
>>26152368Its the WcDonalds version of Twitter you doof.
>>26152352>Why get a regular bodyguard when you can get one that shoots sparkles out of her butt and chews peanuts with her eyes?Wait, what?
NECO is invisible. Calling it now.
>>26152383in one of the tweets she says she can go invisible...
>>26152361Enshi! Show me your twitter homepage right now!
>>26152375She reads MGNQ, duh.
>>26152383She was using a cleaning maid disguise.
>>26152375WE'RE AT SHADOWRUN ZERO
>>26152368It's the MGNQ ersion of twitter, and it's pretty much public!>>26152360Well, you'll find out if the votes are in favor of it tomorrow! But she's one of the people that hasn't had a flashback yet.
>>26152383>NECO is invisible. Calling it now.Nah:NECO @MGsAreReal 13 JulWhy did I wear a sweater THIS IS NOT VERY SNEAKY. It's too hot = 3 = Too hot for all this spicy scoops, with a side of intrigue!
>>26152235>>26152283>>2615230011/10 Decu, Ahahaha!I can't breathe!
>>26152378[x] Call QB, we need a media blackout and an assassination mission put on this person.
>magicalgirlsarereal.com >Not a real siteI am disappointed by your lack of dedication to this charade, Decu.
>>26152383>>26152392No, wait, false alarm.>wish I could just turn invisiblealso>...Those abs are kind of hypnotic, but my legs are better. They're the best in Mitakihara. = 3 = Sparkles or not!Confirmed for magical girl, though.
>>26152413Holy crap we've been had!thanks for the run Decu>plz.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Questarchive is up, gonna read some twitter posts awww yeah.goodnight gentlemen.
>>26152293Flashback sounds fine with me! This is a pretty good place for an interlude anyway.
>>26152337That was the fan that got too close right?The one whom the crowd cheered?
>>26152422>I bet my assistant could pull it off, hmmmm. too bad she's busy. well, it's not even a real scoop if you don't get it yourself.We are hunting for Robin too.
>>26152429>I bet my assistant could pull it off, hmmmm. too bad she's busy. well, it's not even a real scoop if you don't get it yourself.>My assistantMake that a double.
>>26152431I think that means "Better than eternally-youthful MG's legs", but YMMV
>>26152293Sempai I'm meeeeltiiiiiing
>>26152439That makes sense. Too bad it does not give us enough info to ID her.
>>26152413Let's do a flashback then. For the rest of you, consider the following.>NECO @MGsAreReal 13 Jul>Ruri-Ruri-sama's grown since her last bikini shoot 3 Mappi hasn't though
>NECO @MGsAreReal 32s>I wonder if she found it yet...it's hard having so much style = 3 =
>>26152455Who the hell is mappi?
>>26152455Mappi? Is that Deepthroat?Also>Even if it's a cosplayer, that's way too accurate a facial structure...so that one definitely sparkles. probably a callidus
>>26152293[X] Flashback. It's Blueberry time.
>>26152455>MappiWho was that, again?
>>26152455>MappiThe fuck is Mappi?
>>26152352>Do we have another Kharn already?Umm, how long has this person been doing her "work?" If she knows about Kharn she must have been at this for quite some time. She is probably the biggest source of leaked MG information.Most people probably take it as fake though. Some eccentric embellishing reality to make it more interesting.
>>26152441>I haven't seen this many murder Mayumis in one shot since the last time I dug through my intrepid assistant's porn folderSo a fan too then.
>NECO @MGsAreReal 1m>Now will it be assassins or a media blackout...the suspense is killing me! but hopefully not the assassinsI laughed. I really did.
>>26152482>...is is it really completely shaved? it's not like I want to see but i'm super curious nowHow good a hearing does she have?OR...Ruri, you have much to explain for.
>>26152459Finally, this quest's true antagonist has been revealed.NECOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>26152472>If she knows about Kharn she must have been at this for quite some time. She is probably the biggest source of leaked MG information....Kharn isn't exactly subtle. You know that right?
>>26152460>>26152464>>26152470>>26152471Who knows, I was referring to the fact that she has grown. Robots don't grow and I doubt our journalist last saw Ruri several years sago.
>>26152459She is responding to us!
>>26152459Possibly a package or surprise left for us (I assume she refers to murderface, although it could conceivably be Ruri) by Neco. I doubt it's mallicious, and I think it's in plain sight. Maybe it's the card that she's referring to? That makes sense.
>NECO @MGsAreReal 1m>Have no fear, loyal readers! Nyo media blackout can hold back the truth! No assassins can...put a round in the truth's eyes at 300 yards!That sounds like a challenge.We've shot gods, metaphysical concepts should be easy enough.
>>26152510Two words.Boob job.
>>26152460Mappi is one of the idols performing with Ruri! She's the top S idol at the moment. Fans pay her to abuse them!
>>26152520It's pretty obviously the card, yes.
>>26152525Hahaha, we are right beside her?Decu, you are playing us like a fiddle.
>>26152507Well sure, but we already know that she's good, so the fact that Kharn would be trivial to get info on isn't the important thing. That's the fact that she's been doing this shit since before Kharn resigned, and unless she's improved very very quickly, she could have been around to leak everything Chiaki's done in the quest so far (except Siberia probably).
>>26152536Look at the people in on it.>Archival
>Now will it be assassins or a media blackout...the suspense is killing me! but hopefully not the assassinsNo no, not assassins.Worse. We're going to hijack her account, post continually more unbelievable stuff, until someone calls her on her shit and outs her as a fake.Then, we're going to give her a choice. She can sell her soul to QB, or she gets an exclusive interview with the Blessed Lady.
"Your intrepid NECO-chama tried to get her attention during Ruri-Ruri-sama's gravure shoot, but it was just idol booty all the time."Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.We've met this Batman wannabe?Time to go re-read the archive.
>>26152548I like it.Let us do it subtly.
>>26152522She didn't say what had grown...Maybe we need to tell Ruri to go on a diet.
>>26152558Again during the beginning. We pushed her in the face.
>>26152558>Gravure shoot.Just to clarify, that is referring to the swimsuit shoot? Damn, if only we'd gone to that.
>1 follower (I assume Decu, can't check because noaccountlol)>F5>4 followers>F5>8 followersWHAT COULD BE THE CAUSE?
Rather than kneecap her, I want to hire her!That cheeky git...Hopefully this service can get cease-and-desisted before it gets too big. Search it down!
>>26152600We did go, Decu just timeskipped it.
>>26152602Now only 7.A spy amongst our ranks.
>>26152605We will hire her. She should work for our side.
Well, everyone's consensus seems to be the flashback, then? Just to confirm!
>>26152605>>26152617She wants to talk to us at least, even if it is only for a story I'd be willing to hear her out.
Ahaha. Phew. Okay, now that that's out of my system I'll work on updating the Ebooks. I'll probably stop making the pictureless version as it's had next to no downloads.Oh, and threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb>>26152602You're right, the first follower is Decu
>>26152636Yeah I'm getting kind of tired of idol bullshit.Hoping for Malal. I'd like to find out what happened to Charlotte and Mami's rifles.
>>26152558>You discovered this because of the horde of fans crowding around the entrance, all of them eager to see their idol in skimpy swimwear - as well as the bawling children being comforted by their parents, grasping colorful inner tubes and water wings that would unfortunately not see use that day. You'd have pointed it out to Ruri, but you were busy elbowing a fan that got too close for comfort in the face to do so. This, of all things, got you cheers and applause and quite a bit of squealing from the crowd. Sayaka had to bodily drag you to get you walking again, you were that stunned.>you were busy elbowing a fan that got too close for comfort in the faceAre we not shadowrunning enough? Do we need to be aware of everything?
>NECO @MGsAreReal 4h>Karasawa Enishi and Squad Hiryu? isn't that a little excessive?? ngh, discretion is the better part of journyalism>NECO @MGsAreReal 6h>Oh calls calls calls calls calls calls balls balls balls stupid autocorrect!!Does this imply that a call informed her of who was coming? Then we have a mole in our rank, gentlemen.Probably QB>>26152636Yeah, Decu. Thread tomorrow then?
>>26152675Alright! Flashback it is!
>>26152636Never huts to break things up a little, besides I think that this is a good point to take a break fro the idol mission.
>>26152683We can never have enough shadowruns.
>>26152684>I can't make anything out through the wall here...maybe it's time to go to bed, but...I'm sure something's going on...>stupid autocorrectShe was listening through a wall and trying to type balls but autocorrect changed it to calls
>>26152617>ahahaha pervert pervert pervert alert! She's into ASSES, I knew it! Butts all the time in the Ninth!We need to censor this. They can't know about our butt fetish. Or Sallaka's.
>>26152684I am going to bet it is still Ruri herself.Who else other than a robot can hear us whispering about her smoothness?
>>26152684>stupid autocorrectShe was typing 'balls balls balls' because she'd been found.
>>26152684Yes, thread tomorrow!And I would assume that she meant to repeat the word 'balls' but autocorrect got in the way.
>>26152701Scan all the adjacent rooms.OR can it be blueberry? Or Deep Throat?
>>26152683You thought we were shadowrunningYou thought wrongTune in next time for: Shadowrun Quest part 117, paranoia edition.
>>26152712Or maybe she was trying to repeat the word CALLS but autocorrect got in the way.DON'T YOU TRY TO MISLEAD US CULTURE.
>>26152712this is some intense ARG stuff here like what they did with the ILoveBees thing with Halo 2, im really impressed.
>>26152744>Firefox can't find the server at www.magicalgirlsarereal.com.Yeah. Nah.It's cute, sure.
>>26152617We should have Sayaka monitor Chirpee, and start assaulting random staff members until we get a positive hit.This can't backfire at all.
>>26152766We have Enshi. We have deepthroat.Sister team combo, hunting down the mole. It will be glorious.
>>26152763>>26152759dont ruin this shit for me...>i know
>>26152525>@MGsAreReal>Active since July 13>July 13You cheeky dickwaffle.
>>26152235>>26151336>>26152247>The new Warmaster of the Ninth likes idol butts, like, super lots. She's going to get arrested.>pretty sure murderface just scratched her butt, took picture to be sure>Minase Iori x Murderface Matsuda? Holy balls that's an interesting life choice>Aw wait no what now she's flirting with Kimoidol Karasawaaa. Do we have another Kharn already?>MURDERFACE MATSUDA: IDOL WHISPERER>ahahaha pervert pervert pervert alert! She's into ASSES, I knew it! Butts all the time in the Ninth!>Move over Tomoe, your Mammies ain't gonna help you with the new Warmaster~~~ Myabe that's why she keeps Green around huh? huh?>Hanegawa plush in the butt butt>or someone rly rly wants to look like murder mayumi but can't pull off the super badass growly I AM THE NIGHT thingThis cat is fucking dead. Its fucking dead!
>>26152636Will it be the the promised Midori-Thingy from earlier or something completly different?
>>26152786What significance is July 13th?
>>26152810>Hanegawa plush in the butt butt"Hey, Midori...do you...do you think I have an 'ass thing'?""...what."
>>26152827We already got the first Green-Green writeup last thread.
>>26152827The Midori writeup? The first part's already been posted! But it will be different, yes.
>>26152827Midori is getting a writeup. The first chapter was posted last thread.>>26152831It was over a fucking week ago that's what.
>>26152835Honestly, when I heard Green-Green I was expecting Murder Mayumi writeups, not Midori.I was mildly disappointed that we didn't learn what goes on in that manga.
>>26152853clonemanga should draw a chapter as an experiment.
>>26152853I bet we'll eventually see.
>>26152853same here anon
>>26152877>Dan 'butts for the butt god' Kim drawing MMxMMDECU PLSPLS DECU
>>26152903I need to see these...butts.For science.
>>26152853You never know what the future may hold!
>>26152940http://manga.clone-army.org/Don't be put off by the huge badass banner, the man draws butts and nothing else.
>>26152969Oh. Somebody just wants to write porn.
>>26152903He did draw Malal that one time! I don't know if he's up for drawing any MM x MM or anything, he's pretty busy with his own work!
GOLDENSTRAPONThat is all.
>>26153061Naw man, golden double-ended dildo.Wielded by rule 63 magical girl CJ.
>>26152976i found the butts
>>26152987How dare you sir! Such libelous statements will not be tolerated.
>>26153086>Not FemBoss from SR
So, does Neco-Arc really think we're all about the asses, or is she just projecting her own fixation on us? Because it seems a lot like the latter to me.
>>26153229well i for one likes the butts
>>26153229Chiaki has been noted for watching Mami rear swaying, idol posterior consistency, and generally applying palm pressure to either. Of course, she also appreciates Mammis.
>>26153229Why not both?(I'm all about asses myself so I'm biased)
>>26153229Gotta be. From all I remember Chiaki comments on asses sometimes, but boobs way more, and she did grope Midori's. Methink's Neco's projecting juuuust a little.
Waiting eagerly for the next thread extra materials to be Kharn's OKcupid account.
>>26153383That would be unsuited for a Christian imageboard like /tg/.
>>26152115>Planefag is the QM of A Wizard is YouI fucking knew that style seemed familiar.
>>26152242THP has its own archive built into the site. Just go there and click "Story List".