BLEACH QUEST… THE RECAP!>For the viewers BY the viewers!Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpSkills and perks pastebin: http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMkWelcome to Bleach Quest!Tonight, We->Love is rationedAh? Well, Tonight >Across the nationGrrr…Tonight, >Love infects worldwide>Almost another day...>Almost another dayA-hem, As I was saying… This Evening we’ll be doing a Recap thread of Bleach Quest! Twenty eight episodes overall, and many of them multi-parters!So, for those of you just tuning in and are lost, we’ll be letting you get caught up!Oh, and there’s a twist! Tonight, you the participants of Bleach Quest will do the recapping! The better and more accurately you recap, while keeping your good humor and not just taking form the archives themselves, will make me post some interludes and if, like I expect you will, you all impress me, I’ll give you an interlude you’ll /never/ have the chance to see otherwise. And, trust me, several of you would die for this one!And hell, maybe I’ll even take a request or two for an interlude, depending on how you all do, of course!~So let’s start it off by going back…>TO THE BEGINNING!>You have Control
No, we don't want or need you to do amateur writing about your /a/ rip-off CYOA.
>>26135904Do you guys remember the chapter where Ichigo beefed it?
>>26135904You know us, Cosgrove. We love this stuff. Writing a Radio Kai PDF now.>>26135933Anon, way to violate the rule of "Be Excellent to Each Other". If you don't like it, you can just ignore the thread. I'm sorry if our fun has offended you in some way, well actually I'm not, but the sentiment of mutual existence and cooperation is there.
>>26135933>Bleach Quest regularly pulls in more than a thousand posts a night
Thread 1:>Well lets start you guys off with an easy fight>Dear god all these 1's.>...You just died>um... Yeah, time to deal with your inner hollow.
Yo everyone and welcome to KAI RECAP RADIOOOOOOO!Today we have a lot to cover on whats happened to Ichigo for the past month or so,so lets get started!While Ichigo was walking home one bright day he stumbled upon some jerks who knocked over a flower vase for a recently deceased young girl. Outraged by the hooligans he decided the only way to make this right was to beat the crap out of them, unfortunately these punks quickly got the upper hand thanks to certain gods which will be left unnamed Chosing not to lose Ichigo went all out and started beating the crap out of one of them and soon being pushed away. As Ichigo ran back towards them screaming in primal rage he managed to slip in a puddle of his blood knocking him unconcious, the hooligans then proceeded to curb stomp Ichigo and brought him to near death! Realising what they had done the hooligans ran off leaving Ichigo standing next to his near dead body with a chain sticking out of his chest and a scared ghost of a young girl.Ichigo deciding that being outside of his body is probaby not the best idea tries to enter his meatsuit to no avail. While all this is going on a monstrous roar is let out nearby as a hollow approaches with a freakish grin on its face as it gets closer to its next meal.Deciding the sou of the young girl is more important than his Ichigo attempts to distract the beast who lets out an agrivated roar in response to Ichigo's distraction. The Monster in response swipes at Ichigo and breaks his soul chain causing white fluid to cover his face while he screams in agony as his soul rips itself apart, Finding himself in his soul world Ichigo is greeted by Old Man Zangetsu who tells him hes pretty fucked if he doesnt find a box that contains his shinigami powers or he'll turn into one of those monster and hunt and kill all his friends and family.That concludes episode 1!
>>26135995Huh, so it was right at thread one where we left the rails of the original plot by dying to street punks.
Just a heads up, I archived the thread, cause it looks like the trolls are out
>>26136041Indeed they are.
>>26136031All those ones. So terible.
>>26136041looks like they beat you to it.
>>26136073Well shit, I got beat
I don't think we even got number 12 fixed either
>>26136031>I'M ICHIGO GODDAMN KUROSAKI AND I'M WALKING HOME LIKE A BOSS>OH SHIT, IS THAT A GHOST GIRL? SHE'S MOE AS FUCK!>WAIT, SHE'S CALLING FOR HELP! SOME PUNKS ARE DESECRATING HER SHRINE, FUCK THAT SHIT ITS TIME TO KICK THEIR ASSES!>OH SHIT THEY'RE KICKING MY ASS>TIME TO GET MAD!>FUCK GODDAMN THESE GUYS ARE ANNOYING>TIME TO GET DOUBLE MAD!>FUCK, JUST SLIPPED IN A POOL OF MY OWN BLOOD, GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT>WAIT, NOW I'M A GHOST? WELL FUCK.>OH SHIT, IS THAT A CRAZY EVIL SPOOKY GHOST? BETTER FIGHT IT WITH MY BARE HANDS!>FUCKFUCKFUCK ITS RIPPING OUT MY SOUL CHAIN THIS IS BULLSHIT GODDAMN>OH FUCK NOW I'M IN SOME CRAZY SIDEWAYS WORLD AND THERE'S A CREEPY OLD GUY WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS>FUCK GODDAMN HELL GOTTA FIND DAT BOX>OH YEAH, HELL YEAH, FOUND THE FUCKING BOX! I'M NUMBER ONE!Don't mind me, just doing this where I think it'll be humorous, carry on.
>>26136031then episode 2, we found the box in under a second, beat a hollow, met an angry short lady, and asked dad what's going on with us
At least they got the 'Bleach' tag right. It should still show up if people look for it.
oh boy. Time for FULL HEARThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNHQLrpmSAM
>>26136242>>26136253>>26136264Wow, those are all fantastic, but I think>>26136253Is probably my favorite of the three
Whoever did the troll archive, this is one of your better ones. "Detergent Quest- Uncapped" made me laugh. I "Uncapped" also works as "uncaptained."
>>26136294Hey Cos, quick question but when is the next time we'll be allowed to spend xp? Seems like we haven't had a chance in forever
So we're going back to the old logo?
>>26136253fuck you draw Chizuru well
>>26136363Hmm, Right now would be fine. I'll give you guys time at the start or end of an episode thread from now on, though.
>>26136391glorious two handed method and the rest into the quincy utility skill?
>>26136391I'm assuming this means there won't be an update today then?I'm lurking in a seedy diner just in the hopes of more progression. That and lack of internet at my home.
>>26136294the others were rushed or erased too many times, but that one was the best, the one that was easiest to draw, and the first one I drew.And for those who don't know the song's lyrics are http://www.sakuranagashi.jp/lyrics_e.html>>26136380thank you. She's just...I dunno, she fits how I draw.
>>26136405Other way around. Buy the quincy skill then put the rest into 2 handed method. We'd be well over halfway done with 2hand then
>Go home to Dad after shit day>ask dad what the hell is going on>actually get a strait answer, a few years early, sisters learn stuff to>Shortstuff is brought into the thing, learns that Mr glasses is evil.>Almost tells us about her guilt, shuts up at last second.>Shinji transfers in a few months early.>Standard school day>We awaken quincy patterns a few years early. Start to sense pattern>Fail really bad at sneaking>Achieve our actual Shigami powers a month early.>Flirt with Rukia fairly successfully.
>>26136421I'm gonig to give a few interludes more than likely, but I'm a bit under the weather and can't run tonight, so I thought this might be fun instead, especially considering we've gone quite a while, story-wise, without a recap and one might be useful
>>26136421 You are dedicated to the power of Bleach Quest, my friend.>>26136031Yes, someone else doing Radio Kai. Be warned, mine is a special episode looking back at the romantic growth of our boy and those around him.
>>26136447i just want to make sure we have it before we have to fight Kenpachi. Gotta match his technique
>>26136437This comic is awesome, I would love to see it inked and with word bubbles.Bleach Quest is powered by love and friendship! Gale, you rock.
>>26136471Fucking this. I don;t care when we pick up the skill as long as it is before we run into Kenpachi.
WELCOME BACK TO KAI RECAP RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO!Last episode Ichigo got curbstomped by the dice gods and was thrown to the hollows. Lets see how he pulls this one off!Ichigo hearing that he would RIP AND TEAR his family apart if he didn't find his shinigami powers concentrated around him finding himself surrounded by white and a single red ribbons as his world around him crumbles in on itself.Grabbing the red ribbon he pulls himself to a box which contains a hilt of a sword and OMZ chimes in telling him to stop gawking and pull the damn thing out, pulling it out which Ichigo has never done before he wakes up to find out he's wearing a spooky mask that had a voice changer installed and was really hard to breath in so he took that shit off. before him was some short girl who was staring at him scared shitless untll we took the mask off and then proceeded to yell at Ichigo for calling her short. As she yelled about some bullshit we slipped back into our body to find out our nose was fucked and we were bleeding everywhere, so we got up and went home to get Goatchin to fix us up. Goatchin being Goatchin Ichigo tried and failed to escape his fate of being tackled by his dad, Ichigo then punched him into the wall by the stomach and Yuzu gasps in shock at out current condition.Karin and Goatchin realizing how fucked Ichigo is ask what the fuck happened to us and Ichigo tries to give a half truth to Yuzu. Yuzu unconvinced stares at Ichigo until we tell them everything which Ichgo does getting a weirdly serious look from his father and understanding looks from both of his sisters. Soon after Goatchin tells Yuzu and Karin to go upstairs so him and Ichigo can have a talk Ichigo and his sisters refuse getting a frustrated look from Goatchin meanwhile we notice that shorty followed us home and pull her in and we try to get answers from her meanwhile telling her their names getting a reaction to Goatchins name.Shorty proceeds to tell us her name is Rukia and that she works-(1/2)
>>26136462>mfw I can only participate on Friday and Saturday nights
>>26136471Yeah, I will be fine if we get it next, AFTER we get the quincy skil. I just dont like seeing 388 xp sitting there wasted if we ignore it right now. I also think after 2hand we should up our Quincy level again. Gotta shoot Cero arrows after all
>>26136494>>26136031Just pointing out, but those huge blocks of text are kinda hard on the eyes.Maybe break it up a bit so new readers don't die from migraine headaches?
>>26136514I think we should buy at least one rank of Kido after those two. Its really cheap, compared to our other skills, and bindings are useful
>>26136535Agreed, just for that one easy spell that can bind the arms of an entire crowd of low-level mooks.Right now our only combat settings are [human martial arts + defensive Blut] and [KILL MAIM BURN]. One is too slow, and the other makes us a butcher.
>>26136462Alright. I'm the girlbro faggot advocate anyway, just figured I'd check in. Good to see at least some of my ideas were picked up by the trainwreck this has become. >>26136468Actually I'm trying to get in contact with the a bi-weekly quest runner I help. This is just an added bonus.Also I have a present from a friend. See pic related.
>>26136483>inked...I DO have fine-point 005 markers...hmmm...>>26136572yes, we need subtler and more refined means of fucking shit up.>>26136589fucking christ that's good
>>26136456>ask a bunch of questions about life. Get a few answered, a few not.>Mock Rukia's drawing>Part ways with Rukia for the night. She is immediately put on a bus.>Dad attacks us a few times.>Deal with Orihime's hollow, we don't actually break cannon too horribly.>Also, we are apparently a super hero, hat and clogs and cat lady are amused.>We train speed.>Orihime gets up the nerve to confess. Isn't scared by mask. She is now infinity better than in cannon. Is also conditionally turned down
>>26136589... Nice...I dare say, in full weeb mode, SUIGOI!!!!!
for the Gotei 13 and ask us to tell her any questions and she would try to answer them.Ichigo bombards her with questions like what those monsters are and what are shinigami and finally asking our dad how the fuck he knows so much if he cant see spirits getting a pitiful look from Rukia and a guilty look from Goatchin who proceeds to say he used to belong to Soul Society and that he used to be the captain of the 10th squad of shinigamiEPISODE 2 END!(2/2)>>26136532 This is the most ive ever wrote on 4chan sorry if theyre in Xbox heug chunksAlso Cosgrove now i know why it takes so fucking long for posts now and even then you pump them out quick compared to me mad props man
>>26136572Well we are pretty shit with negotiations with hostel characters especially because we can stab so well. Besides any enemy we face now will pretty much be able to rape whatever kido we'd get.
>>26136535Fine, I'm okay with throwing 500 towards kido to learn it, but you do realize that we'll probably have to buy each spell with XP as well, causing Kido to turn into a HUGE fucking xp dump that there is no way to get out of.Also Cero Arrows. I'm just sayinOh fuck, forgot to say that we should train with the hax glove that Ishida got us after we get back from SS. Think about how much more powerful all our fucking abilities will be after we've mastered that shit.
>>26136601The more refined means of fucking shit up is to use SWORDSKILLS because we have become an expert swordsman. Disarms, Feints, Disabling strikes. We need to throw descriptive combat our because with Zangetsu we are now a fucking surgeon.
Holy shit, Orihime is tiny (5'2''). Is this reflected at all in the drawing of bleach itself? This makes certain logistics for certain writings irritating.
Also im willing to pass the torch if you guys arent happy with my speed or my writing style Im also kinda tired from writing
Well it looks like Kai's been rerereading all of the archives. Nice since I can on;y remember the latchkey moments.Also posting my current suspect list because I am inherently paranoid:I've been the guy constantly suspecting Urahara until last night, and Momo up until "Fade to Black" (still slightly weary).Yoruichi since the ninja delay bit when we where fighting iceboy. It could easily be Soi-Fong taking Tossens place as part of the trio; but Yoruichi would be a perfect mole.Nel due to her easy flip and ready revelation of Aizen's techniques and now her insistance to go to the soul society and now I will be scrutinizing out whole party thanks to the "I wish they'd all die" wish from last nights thread.I realize I am the Question.It is my goal to find the answers.
>>26136636Quincy skills can be pretty refined as well. I bet we could come up with some really cute tricks using the skill that lets them use strings of energy to move their whole body.
>>26136659I shall pick up the torch, Episode 3 incoming!I'll probably do up to 8 before I die of carpal tunnel, so someone be ready to pick it up after that.
>>26136623The point is that we may as well have the option available. Even if we have rudimentary combat kido medic abilities. It fits with us trying to help our companions as much as possible. In all ways. >>26136627We also should train with Yoruichi some more now that we know she's not a cat. >>26136668Calm the shadowruns. If they do betray, we don't need a keikaku, we aren't having an Aizen-giin sitiuation on our end.
>>26136659I'm working on a Radio Kai script PDF about the Women in Kurosaki's life one at a time in the following order for our lovely recap.Tatsuki, Rukia, Inoue, Chizuru, Momo, Yoruichi, Harribel, Appachi, & Neliel. I'm leaving out Mila Rose and Sung Sun because while they're loyal members of our support team, they've mostly laughed at Appachi's blatant crushing on us. Maybe I'll throw them in a a single section
>>26136686You can use my trip if you want the put Kai#BleachQuest into the name slot it would be good for those who look out for certain names to look for the recap
>>26136636except even with all of that, we are wielding a fuckmassive butcher's knife of a sword.>>26136649Bleach is full of proportion skews- everyone looks tall, but then you realize that this is JAPAN, and only the actually insanely tall people are insanely tall.that being said, Momo is now even more adorable since she's shorter than we thought.>>26136671that's beyond our reach for a long timeBut I'd love to see what we can do with one of the chainsaws powered by our hollow energy.Red and blue lightchainsabers.>>26136711No, no. Include Sung-sun.Why?Because she rarely laughs in canon.She sneers at the others and laughs internally, but never out loud.she also smiles more in this.Consider this, and then consider that Sung-sun is incredibly cool and collected.
>>26136694>The point is that we may as well have the option available. Even if we have rudimentary combat kido medic abilities. It fits with us trying to help our companions as much as possible. In all ways.Maybe but it seems like it would be a huge EXP sink before we'd get anything of value, besides the way we roll we don't do anything other than seduction or stab our problems.
>>26136749I dont think it's that far beyond our skills. Ishida had learned it by the time of the SS arc after all. I'd think once we got Quincy up to level 3, maybe level 4 we'd get the chance to buy it.
>>26136753>Maybe but it seems like it would be a huge EXP sink before we'd get anything of value, besides the way we roll we don't do anything other than seduction or stab our problems.If I recall we have basic medical skills because we were going to study to be a doctor.
>>26136749>But I'd love to see what we can do with one of the chainsaws powered by our hollow energy.This is what im wondering also it might just explode because it isnt made for hollow energy or it could like you said make a black with red chian lightsaber
>>26136694The only issue I have with Kido is I'm worried its going to be a fuckhuge XP sink.Like not only do we have to buy the general levels, but we ALSO would need to buy each spell separately. This would take up WAAAY too much of our exp unless we wanted to be a kido specialist. Which we already screwed the pooch on by spending so much in other skills.
>>26136694You may tell me to put on my tinfoil hat now; but one day you will look back and realize I tried to warn you all. A reckoning is coming and one day soon you too will know there are 32 flavors.
>>26136800which makes the low level healing redundant, double so with our saturation of healers.
>>26136818There is putting on the tinfoil hat, and there is accepting it may happen and rolling with it.This way we will outimprov improvaizen.
>>26136619Kai 2.0 here, lets do thisTo start off Episode 3, we yell at dad until he explains EVERYTHING. Hollows, Shinigami, Quincies, our mom, Aizen being an evil dickbag, all of it. Fuck you canon, we're a loose canon protagonist who plays by nobodies rules but his own!Afterwords, we pester Rukia for answers about shinigami stuff before going to bed.The next day, we walk to school and get our first glimpse of Grand Fisher in the distance, although he disappears before we can do anything.Arriving at school, it seems there is a new transfer student, some creepy looking dude named Hirako Shinji. Not suspicious at all...EPISODE 3 END
>>26136784he's also an extremely dedicated and exceptionally skilled quincy who's been working almost all his life to reach those levels of power and technique.We just found out a month ago. We don't compare at all when it comes to shit like that.
>>26136858nig u best be trolling me put more effort into it
>>26136865While all of that is true we also have Ishida himself, who most likely knows the skill by now, to teach us and show us the path. If we wanted to do that that is.
Just want to make the point that when we do get around to chatting with Ishiin about who he knows in SS, case in point Shiba and whatnot. Totally so we can pull SHIBA MAH CUZIN a la Roman as soon as we get there.
>>26136959that's our treatment for GanjuGANJU!! MAH COUSIN! DO YOU WANT TO SEE BEEEEG ARRANCAR TEETEEES?
>>26137005I imagine this Ichigo will get along a lot better with Kuukaku than canon. Also Chad needs to go for that. So we can be bros by marraige.
Before the next thread I'll be going on holiday until partway into next month. I don't think I can even imagine where this quest will end up going compared to canon.And I still haven't had that Quincy Yuzu that anon drawfag promised.
>>26136603>piss off our sword>Beat inner hollow for sword powers>race and be friendly with 'hime>token lesbian is pissed>talk her down>she is now less pissed>suddenly chad arc!>looks like kon is here>we don't kill him>have another day in school>Hat and clogs doesn't tell us stuff>Ishida shows up and uses hollow bait ahead of schedule.>Kill hollows>really tall hollow>Kill said hollow>Grand fisher appears>Grand Fisher is dead>Tell off Ishida, successfully. >Learn that mysterious transfer student is actually not what he appears to be, shock!
>>26137057the movie and show filler will take up quite a bit of time
>>26137077Also>Grand Fisher remembers us without the whole touching-power he's got>Claims he's got our mum holed up in Hueco Mundo somewhere>We kill him anyway
>>26137005>asking Ganju if he wants to see arrancar titties.>the only arrancars with big titties are Nel, Mila-Rose, and 'Bel>Bel is not an option>Nel I want to pair with Chizuru>Mila-Rose we're all undecided about, and she'd scare the shit out of him anyway.Nah.We introduce him to hot Shinigami ladies.And hook Chad and Kukaku up.Who better to be an actual bro than a Jojo?
>>26136858Lunch time at school rolls around, so we have a chat with our best bro Chad while on our way to the roof to eat lunch with our friends. We drag Hirako with us because we're a nice guy like that, and totally aren't suspicious of him at all. Upon arriving at our rooftop lunch spot, we dodge one of Keigo's flying hugs and introduce the new kid to our group of bros.During lunch, we sense a Hollow in the distance. We remember Rukia told us not to run off and play hero, but what does she know? She's only a highly experienced Hollow hunter with decades of experience on us. Surely her advice counts for nothing right? Right?We ditch school and run off to fight the monster, which is some big angry insect thing chasing a little ghost kid. Rukia is nowhere to be found, so in typical Ichigo fashion we decide the best course of action is to PUNCH ITS GODDAMN FACE IN. Apparently this was the correct choice, as our Quincy powers unlock and we obliterate the Hollow, along with most of the street, with a full power blast of Blut Artiere.After making sure the ghost kid is alright, we NOPE the hell out of there back to school. Upon arriving at school, we discover that we are very bad at tactical espionage action when we fail miserably at sneaking into class, and get yelled at for being a delinquent.With school over we head back home to bother Rukia some more, and find that Urahara guy that dad mentioned. On our way there, we ask her about the ghost kid in the park. She's instantly suspicious of us, but we lie like a madman and flirt our asses off, thus deflecting her (entirely justified) anger.We arrive at Urahara's, and to our surprise he seems to know exactly who we are. Wasting no time, we infodump him on what we know and demand answers.He agrees to tell us, on the condition we can survive a fight with him. Seeing no way this can possibly end poorly, we agree.EPISODE 4 END>>26136876Dude, episode 3 was nothing but WORDS WORDS WORDS.
>>26137148>Nel with Chizuru>Not giving her best girl SennaShe deserves it. I mean holy fuck.
>>26137174honestly, I think we should try and get Chizuru in with Yoruichi and Soi Fong. She would love it
>>26136816I'm not. Individual spells can be taught, if individual spells had to be bought any Kido training sessions would end up giving us our own Kido XP pool to spend on spells likely on top of giving us spells should we master them during training. And odds are decent that most of the subcosts of Kido will only start showing up around level 5 or so, with the special abilities like twincasting, or delayed incant. No-incant would likely be available as soon as we learn our first spell.I could be expensive as balls, but that'd probably end up being for figuring stuff out ourselves.
>>26137159I now realize this sorry i thought something important happened that episode
>>26137196I'm fine with that actually. Though Urahara might show up and ruin her day.
RADIO KAI PDF PART 1.Tatsuki Arisawa & Kuchiki Rukia
>>26137219It will be Chizuru's pushing that gets Soi Fon the confidence to openly ask her Senpai out on a date, which Chizuru will crash at the end to join in on the sexy fun times...and Yoruichi is fluid so she's all "whatever" and laugh about bragging to Urahara about it later.
>>26137313This is acceptable. Though Ichigo needs to properly bro it up with Yoruichi at some point. She's been too much of a rock for us not to.
>>26137089In all fairness, we weren't ready for Hueco Mundo just yet.But yeah, that's a case of /tg/ failing their 'not metagaming' senses.We were unprepared for the possibility that Full Kubo meant retroactive changes as well.
>>26137373In all fairness there's no real proof that he was telling the truth. This was fucking Grand Fisher.
>>26137057>And I still haven't had that Quincy Yuzu that anon drawfag promised.My apologies, it'll be in tonight. Any idea when the next thread will happen?
>>26137403True, but Grand Fisher was too stupid to lie like that.If he is lying, someone put him up to it.
>>26137159So after making a bit of an ass of ourselves by making bad jokes, our fight with Urahara gets underway. Oh, did I mention he has an extra-dimensional magical training bunker under his tiny candy shop? Because he totally has one of those.The battle starts off surprisingly well, as we manage to draw first blood thanks to our quick thinking (and a massive chain of nat20s). We quickly close the distance, take him off guard by using our sword as a distraction and laying in to him with our FISTS OF FURY.He takes this about as well as you would expect, decides to stop fucking around, and releases his Zanpakuto. Did you know swords could also shoot lasers? Because Ichigo sure as shit didn't.Thankfully, with our cat-like reflexes (aka, another pair of nat20s) we dodge the blast. Of course, even that isn't enough to beat a form Soul Society Captain, and he manages to break our sword with his follow-up attacks. He monologues for a bit about how much of a fuckup we are, and prepares to finish us off.Not wanting to see us die, Old Man Zangetsu slaps us upside the head and tells us to stop fucking around, so we manage to pull him out and deflect the blast.Turns out this was all just an elaborate test to see if we could achieve Shikai, and Urahara surrenders.Back in the shop, we immediately get in a shouting match with Rukia. Apparently attaining Shikai less than 24 hours after becoming a Soul Reaper is not normal, and she's rather indignant about it. We manage to smooth things over after a protracted battle of less-than-inventive insults, and prepare to get our hard-earned infodump from Urahara.EPISODE 5 END
>>26137222Oh my fucking god, my sides are hurting from laughing.
Upvote the thread, since it got a troll namehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=detergent
>>26137433>too stupid to lie like thatI know the whole "attack us after seeing us kill a menos" seems stupid, but you're forgetting that, like every hollow in the area, he was hopped up on bait. Fisher isn't a genius but he's a master of deception.
>>26137222>MC Yamada HanatarouI am alright with this
So Cos, have we earned an interlude?
>>26137540>>26137458>>26137445Awww, you guys are making me blush. Working on part 2.
When I was watching some Bleach OPs earlier I started imagining how they would go if made for Bleach Quest. As far as I can work out OP1 would be mostly the same but with the addition of Momo and a bit more of Chizuru, Tatsuki, Mizuiro and Keigo.OP2 however I can't imagine and I wish I could do any form of animation cause it would be totally crazy.
>>26137615in the later OP's they include the whole cast of the show so its not too out there for all of our group to be in one
>>26137647OP three would be pretty much the same with more arrancars.
>>26137615You know, we should totally try to storyboard Quest ver OPs as we get far enough into each arc to insert foreshadowing.Like right now I don't think we could accurately do OP2 cause it would probably start around getting back from Hueco Mundo.
So if there are any drawfags in here, I had an idea last night: what if we made comic strips out of the improvaizen posts? Anybody willing to do this?
Oh god. Terrible idea.>Our raid on the soul society sticks to the plan. >The only kicker is we sneak a bunch of tacticool human shit in.>Now it looks like the real world is raiding.>Arrancar's pulling a fucking Iriquous plisken level deception.
>>26137691But...the real world is raiding? By definition it already is...just supported by a fuck ton of captain level powers.
>>26137691Urahara's method of sneaking into soul society transforms normal particles into spirit particles so we could bring a gun if we wanted, too bad guns are nonexistant in japan
Oh by the way guys. I've figure out who we should set Hitsugaya up with once we correction punch him (because we totally have to correction punch him).http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF2lKsOhOzE
>>26137440So, after a hard battle we had no right winning, we finally get our infodump from Urahara. For the sake of time, and to avoid WORDS WORDS WORDS, I'll just give the cliffnotes version:>Aizen is a dick>He likes turning people into Hollows for fun and profit>He can hypnotize people>He framed Urahara and his associates for turning people into Hollows, which caused him to go into hiding, hence opening a candy and black-market magical item shop in the world of the living.Afterwards we get him to agree to train us to not suck as a Shinigami. He also gives us a history lesson on why Quincies and Shinigami don't like each other, and why killing Hollows using Quincy powers is bad. We also get our first (and only) taste of Rukia's trademark terrible expository drawings, for which we mock her relentlessly.We continue the conversation WORDS WORDS WORDS, and get the lowdown on how the afterlife works, what exactly Hollows are, and we learn about the existence of Hueco Mundo (which shall hereafter be referred to as Ghost Mexico).Finally wrapping up the expository dialogue, we attempt to convince Rukia to come home with us for dinner, and fail quite miserably. No big deal, she's Rukia, we'll see her again soon enough. SPOILER: WE WON'TUpon arriving home, we once again fail miserably in our attempts at a solo sneaking mission and are ambushed by dad. We are in no mood for his shit however, and beat his ass down like the fist of the goddamn north star.We eat dinner, fill our family in on what we learned today, and head to bed.EPISODE 6 END
>>26137742Not even gonna open the link, because I know that video is of the short vizard chick mocking him for being short.
>>26137735>>26137723>Its like when seal team ten raided the big shell. Only with less horrible deaths and all of them are dead cell tier bullshit. Plus balaklavas.
>>26137761...How could you possibly have known that?
>>26137174>>26137196>>26137313why not both?>>26137615>>26137647>>26137666We should pick out suitable awesome OP music at some point.>>26137684....well, I have a ton of paper. And I love drawing to music.Let's find some OP themes.
>>26137796>Let's find some OP themes.I vote we stick with the standard tunes, just questify the animation.
>>26137790Because, it's the greatest revenge plan we've had yet.
>>26137812...well that's no fun at all.
>>26137839It would make it much more simple to remake an OP than to make an entirely new one music and all
>>26137790Because that is the only possible thing it could be.
>>26137812Honestly, I don' t think, barring asterisk, that the theme's would be the same. Things have gone in a VERY different manner and should have different themes.
>>26137884Plus at that point it's just a weird AMV, and those are very rarely good.
>>26137820We just need to meet Hiyori first and come to this conclusion on our own...hell is other people...so once all is said and done we set these two up.After Aizen's reveal, we build our social link with Toshiro, treating him like the big/kid brother we never had, as our dad was his major father figure. He is an experienced genius and we treat him like family after all is said and done (Matsumoto will be our unofficial big sis...who should really settle down as she isn't getting any younger).We salvage his friendship with Hinamori (and boy will he have to put up with our praises from her...won't he...and the realization that we're sleeping with her), though Inoue will always be probably snippy with him which is fine.Then when he's chilling in the real world, we falsify an stake out mission on a location we think might be a possible population dense garganta drop point for Aizen's forces in Karakuracho, and team him up with Hiyori...but in reality everyone else at different locations are all spying on the two of them on what will start out a very professional outing, but end a loud shouting match date.
>>26137820>>26137892So yeah we HAVE to do this, Operation Short Bus Special is go.
>>26137911 The entire evening, we are wearing the Hat for victorious purposes. And when Momo and Inoue ask us why we are cackling, say that kindness and revenge can work hand in hand. Look at how good those two are together, and look how much they piss each other off. He'll go gray before his time spending time with her...wait...no...he already has white hair.Well played, Jon Snow...well played.
>>26137911>>26137960You.You are flawless.I love you.
Ok so off the top of my head and from memory:We see some notrocketpowerkids actively fucking with a car crash victims roadside memorial.Us being spirit sensitive; we rush into combat... and get our shit thoroughly kicked due to all the 1's ever.We make our final attack, slip on our own blood and brain ourselves on the sidewalk more or less killing us.As we bleed out we "wake up" falling in a crumbling city, a weird guy in a black cloak tells us something and we wake up with a mask on and in weird cloths. There's a short girl with bucket hair scared and ready to fight us.We force ourselves back into our body and go home.She follows us and we throw water on her and generally be a dick.We tell our dad what happened and then get our whole family involved in this crazy shit and our dad spills the beans.Then we visit Urahara, learn some more, we achieve our released form; but not before deathpunching a hollow to death on a playground.Urahara tells us to stay low, but we confess to Rukia we lied and totally blew up a hollow. She goes back to the Soul Society and presumably tries to start some shit with Aizen (this is the last we heard of her; we're within the first two days of us hitting super powers)We meet with Hime and save her from her ghost brother surprisingly effectively, she confesses her love for us; but we're not ready to commit and drag her into this.
>>26137463Well he's already too stupid to remember six years ago.Like in canon he relied upon his memory claw to form bait.We were too cool for him to touch us in Bleach Quest.
>>26138016The we go to school again and see Chad has a weird bird (and a weird blond transfer student). It's the soul of a kid and then there's a traffic accident and Chad gets sent to our fathers hospital. We take him and the bird to Uraharas shop to find out more and are attacked by a bat monster again that we kill and send to hell. Urahara takes on Chad and we save Kai from hat and clogs (we got him earlier that day I think). Also we learn we’re like three fucking different things.Then when we walk home we run into a nerd who tries to shoot us with a bow so we chase him because what the fuck. Hollow crack engaged Big and Tall has entered the battlefield.We dominate our inner Hollow with a natural 20, Mask up and wreck everything ever; we ask him what his deal is, then murder a hamster who says he keeps our dead moms spirit as a ghost slave and can tell us where she us, but we murder it.We take him back to the shop and Orihime is there and we punch Ishida (the nerd) for being a tool then help him up. Urahara starts working on a gate for us to rescue mom. Orihime kisses us with our mask on because that’s how she likes it.Next day Lezbro is going crazy and we stone cold her; then she gives us our first real kiss and tells us she can see spooky ghosts too. So we take her to Uraharas shop because we’re codependent.
>>26137884>>26137904Simple, but not as fun.also >>26137896I could settle for just finding an opening theme for each arc without making any sort of amv for it. Just for awesome mood-setting music.>>26137911>>26137960pic related.
>>26138039After that we talk about our feelings with her over some cheap as noodles because we’re japanese; then we go home again... only not because holy shit it’s a godamn lieutenant who wants to bring us in for questioning.We say fuck da police and try diplimancing, then she flips her shit and hollows. We’re fucked so we try running and make it to a park where we are overwhelmed in combat and about to die. Then our Hollowbro does swordception and we go into her soul and tell her abour Uraharas technique he used on our mom and we doubleteam her inner hollow who it a total slut.She wins and then we pop back out into the real world, and she heals us and we take her to Urahara where he tells her about Aizen then tells us to get the fuck off of his lawn and stay off. We’re super duper sorry and he loans us a Gigai for Momo (the woman who attacked us) and we take her to pops because we’re dumb.We explain the situation because this is less of a shonen now and more of a Ghost in the Shell “animated thesis paper” quest now. He says she can stay, but only in our room because we can stop her which totally worked out well for us earlier that day. Also she tells us that a super strong dude like Aizen (her captain) or Shiro the ice shota captain will be looking for her soon since she went off the grid thanks to the Gigai and power flux from turning into a spooky ghost.We have some small talk before going to bed and wake up with her hovering over us baten’ and she kisses us, but we put a lot of points into constitution so we refuse her then she gets all weepy saying she wants to be useful to us. We realize she’s broken as hell.
>>26137754Note: This was back when dice was rolled for seduction/diplomacy, a process that has mostly been abandoned (with minor exceptions).
>>26138053Next morning we get up and tell Hime and Tat that she’s our cousin and dad backs it up because sometimes he’s a bro. On the way to school Momo is a total cunt to Hime.The one goofy kid we met before that I didn’t write about is gone and we have a pretty normal and relaxing day, and go base hunting with Ishida and Momo (to train for the captain fight). We detect a spirit at the old hospital, but ignore it and take the warehouse where we find the kids who beat us to death earlier. Payback is a bitch and we throw them out. Momo sets up a barrier and we share a moment with Ishida.Later that night after we carry her home, Momo asks us to sleep in the same bed as her that night and we submit which results in an awkward situation the next morning, but not as awkward as being strong armed into seeing a TV recording of a guy that annoys us, but one of our sisters and dad like.Another normal day of school, then our group decides to get cellphones so we break up into teams because we suspect we’re being followed by our non powered friends. We get caught and then have to fess up to this bullshit. Afterwards, we all to to the recording lot and see Don where we find out he’s the real deal, but he Hollowfies a spirit and we chase after it but not before he assumes we’re a bad spirit too. We kill the Hollow and tell Don what he did, breaking him down; before we build him back up and become ghost buddies. Sort of. (Ishida’s been renovating the base during this)
>>26138066Urahara comes in, says we have a nice hat since it’s his, but blue and white and it starts snowing (Gift from Ishida after TEAMWORK speech). He tells us to keep low and that winter is coming. We run to the base with Momo.We start training after breaking in seeing Ishida sewing and tell him what’s going on. He leaves to get supplies. We wake up to sleeping bags, food and boxes of our moms old Quincy stuff. We start looking through the boxes and find a lot of neat toys including some spell canisters, 10 energy arrow chainsaws (which we accidentally activate) and some arrow gloves. That night our friends all gather round (except Chad and the unpowered three that followed us) and watch The Thing once Chizuru brings over some entertainment stuff the next day, but not before some accidental lesbian porn.We begin intense training for a week and Ishida says he’ll be there for us whenever we need it. We “Fade to Black” with Hime and Momo since we give into their week long assault and wake up to a trashed base and Chizuru restrained by the cat Yoruichi.It’s our moms death anniversary so of course we bring our two new girlfriends along to meet the family. We say our piece and Hime says her prayers to her dead brother. It starts raining and gets cold.
>>26138081Winter is here. He reads Momo her last rites and we try diplomancing while deflecting and it goes pretty well until we get frozen, but Orihime has none of that shit and breaks us out as he tries to kill a stunned Momo. Momo panics and masks up and we match her because we are severally outclassed.He Bankai’s and proceeds to wreck our shit hard, disabling Hime and freezing Momo in place. We land a critical hit on him with a technique we learned while training, but he’s still got juice left and unleashes his ultimate super duper mega attack, but before the snowflake can hit us, we’re thrown back by Chizuru who’s in a solid block of ice now and we beg Hime to save her as we ragepunch an ice statue of Frosty before getting our shit kicked by the real one.Chizuru demifiends out and we sucker punch the captain and tell Momo to tie him up and get out of here and Hime to call for backup. We try and distract the dimifiend, but we’re really bad at fighting. We tell Chizuru to fight it and se attempts suicide but her possession isn’t having any of that and she goes full Butterfly Sayan.Hime and Momo clear the area and we’re at ground zero attempting to friendship her out of it before taking her to Ghost Mexico instinctively because fuck Hollows.
>>26138087She burns out so we drag her around and get lost trying to go South. We find a cave for shelter, but wake up to 4 extremely powerful Hollows who don’t kill us. We explain friendship and how thankful we are and inadvertently challenge one of them for dominance after murdering a hammerhead Arrancar and telling her about Evil Aizen because he’s a scapegoat for all things bad.Chizuru is up and says she wants to stay here because she’s a defeatist and doesn’t like her new tats, but we tell her she’s dumb. Also a green haired lady shows up and says Aizen wants to talk to us and we say “HELL NAW”. We diplomance yet again and turn her against him.We rest for two days and get into one hell of a brawl and even though we get cut up bad and even lose our arm we Kenpatchi that shit and love it along with the dice. We beat her and wake up back in the cave. She’s now a follower and I guess we can use her to stash out extra brooms and other crap we find.She says she wants to be stronger and cracks her mask to powerup, but Chizuru and us help because we think Chizuru’s powers are like Genie’s. It works and the four Hollows all powerup and are stonking hot chicks. Chizuru passes out from bloodloss because it’s an anime quest.
>>26137754It's possible that Rukia may have been able to connect the dots between 'evil jackass who likes to merge shingami and hollows' and 'weird hollow that has the ability to merge with shinigami'.Which would explain why she seems to have started off with ultra-hostility.
>>26137754The next day we awaken, and immediately engage in some recreational Father vs Son violence, securing yet another easy victory over the dastardly goat-chin. We start the day off right with some toast, and remember we've got a promise to keep to that ghost girl, so we head out to buy her some flowers.We secure the flowers and head to the spot where we died horribly less than two days ago. There, we run into the resident crazy girl Orihime, who looks like she just got out of a boxing match with an angry grizzly bear.We immediately demand to know what happened to her, so she tells us she got hit by a car, and that its totally no big deal. Of course, by any sane metric being hit by a goddamn car is most certainly a big deal, so we drag her to the family clinic to get her patched up.We get Orihime sorted out, and call up our mutual friend Tatsuki so she can look after her. We've got an appointment with Urahara today after all, we can't spend all day staring at tits.Before we leave, it occurs to us that her wounds were a bit strange, and a quick spirit sense tells us the wounds were inflicted by a Hollow. Well, Urahara agreed to train us in this crap, so we run off to get his advice on the matter. Turns out the Hollow in question is probably Orihime's dead older brother back from the grave to take revenge on the living or some crap like that. Whatever, we'll just stab him and be done with it.In true Urahara fashion, he gives us some great advice on how to track down the enemy: go into soul form and stalk Orihime until the Hollow shows up. Lacking a better idea, we begin our career as Ichigo Kurosaki, Soul Stalker! Of course, no stalking would be complete if we didn't listen in on private conversations, so that's exactly what we do.Turn out, Tatsuki seems to have appointed herself as Orihime's private coach in all matters related to seducing us, and we get an earful of a VERY lewd conversation.>post too long, Episode 7 part 2 incoming!
>>26138006Then follow me on twitter, as referenced in my Radio Kai relationship special PDF earlier in the thread.Also, thanks for the compliment, but I'm happily married.
>>26138092We open a portal back home and a lolly and a college dropout ask to be friends and we say sure because we are apparently building an army.We come back, explain everything, find out from Hime than Momo got taken when she tried to talk to Ice Shota (and that we’ve actually been gone a week), but Urahara’s working on another portal for the rescue quest in three days. Then Urahara shows up and takes Chizuru back to his magic candy store to find out what happened with her since he knows the Plot Rock is inside her. Also Yoruichi is confirmed for delicious brown rather than a cat (which is fine too).We all go to Uraharas underground sky desert bunker and talk about what had happened and eat pizza then spar with Orihime on our team. It’s a pretty great moment until we head back upstairs and learn that Chizuru is going through Super Soul Suicide and Hat and Clogs can’t fix it. We tell him to fuck off and do Swordception(tm) and our two zanpakuto spirits hold off swarms of creepy black static dudes. We get to Chizurus core and help her fight off the plot rock after telling it we’re not going to be it’s host. It’s an extremely high energy moment when she saves US and we double 18 jolly cooperation rider kick it into submission. Seriously. Fuck ya.
Do you guys think we've managed to go from "Getting real tired of your shit Ichigo." to "It's cool man." with Urahara yet?
>>26138104Then things get really happy and touching and we all know it’s coming, but we cry anyway as she gives us her death speech. We’re in the real world now and freaking out, but she’s totally ok; then Urahara analyze-cubes her again and gives her the ok.We give dad a call after resting on Hime’s soft succulent lap for a bit to unwind from a rough day at the office, then go back home with her and four of our new Hollow friends (who Urahara gave gigai’s to) because they are attached to us at the hip.Hime says she has a hateboner for iceshota which is a first for her and says she’s a bad person, but we totally think it’s ok to hate him. Then we get home, try to sneak attack dad and fail, yet again; but Hime and the Hollows wreck his shit and he gives them the seal of approval before sending them to our room so we can talk with him in private.And that's where we are...
>>26138113It's possible the whole Hougyoku thing blurred the issue.
>>26138113Dude, we destroyed the Hoguyoku. We destroyed the thing he was willing to risk his life to keep away from Aizen. I think we're cool.
>>26138016>>26138039>>26138053>>26138066>>26138081>>26138087>>26138092>>26138104>>26138117Hopefully I didn't miss anything too critical. Like I said, I pulled it all from memory.Hope you guys find it useful.Now to catch up on the thread.
>>26138113Given we've just reliably performed something he just thought there was no possibility of doing. Brought in evidence of aizen being a faget. AND proved our self fairly self reliant despite what the angst fagets say, we did the best job we could in mexico. I'd say yeah. Even if we did destroy his academy science project
>>26138087Note: It seems like Aizen does well and truly want Momo dead, given he framed her for treason and had the Central 46 order her treated as a hollow (read: killed on sight).Which makes Hitsugaya's later decision to take Momo back to Soul Society more inexplicable.
>>26138048Okay Gale, calm yourself. I will post more, making dinner before working on my Part 2 of Radio Kai Special. You will have your posts.
>>26137742You know, Kubo almost killing this guy every time he shows up was funny, but just flat out mocking him, that's hilarious.
>>26138087Things we don't know:What Chizuru's original powers wereHow the fuck the Hougyoku got into her chest
>>26138153Dude... you really need to get out more.
>>26138113At the very least he's not going to be pissed that we involved him in our business this time, given that our business involved his invention killing one of our friends.
>>26138222This is /tg/, the sun is our mortal enemy.
>>26138210inb4 he brought her underground there and is trying to sort the mess out himself, but is too much of a spaghetti to have even bothered to talk to us. Next time we see him he'll be in full sherlock mode.
>>26136858It took like ten years to get the story of how Ichigo's parents met.We heard it on our first day on the job
>>26136858Note: We really should have been more suspicious to see Grand Fisher so soon.
>>26138215well we know he original powers let her control cloth/imbue it with spiritual energywe also know that urahara "accidentally" lost the plot rock and then proceeded to shove Chizuru through a weird portal
>>26138097Thankfully, the Hollow intervenes before our boner can assume direct control, and the fight begins.Not thankfully, its tougher than it looks, and handily kicks our ass in the first round, and nearly manages to eat Tatsuki before we can stop it.We narrowly save Tats and drive it back, but before we can finish it the fucker spits acid at us. Yeah turns out it can spit acid, stupid Hollows, no sense of fair play.Anyway, we can't move or else the acid is going to melt our friends, so we reinforce our body with Blut and take that shit straight to the chest. As we get ready to finish it off, we hear a surprised exclamation from behind us. It seems Orihime now has the power to see spooky ghosts. Great, just great.The Hollow seems surprised by this but we are far too busy killing it to care, and we slice the bastard in half.Now all thats left is to explain to Orihime why we're dressed like a samurai and fighting giant spooky ghost monsters inside her apartment.EPISODE 7 END
>>26138237Not mine, anon, ALL HAIL PELOR, THE BURNING HATE
>>26138215Her original powers made her Uzume. Which is a funny aneurism moment, considering how Uzume ended up in both the Sekirei anime and manga.Also, we really need to ask Uryu how he feels about starting a fashion line.With his designs and everyone in the Spooky Ghost Club as models, there's no way it wouldn't take off.and if Chizuru can still animate cloth, the shit we could pull...
>>26138289>PelorMy god could totally kick your god's ass.
>>26138312I'm a bit hesitant to do the model stuff. Its... no. Just no. Sorry Gale, I usually agree with everything but its both too high profile and... largely frivolous.
>>26138312>Her original powers made her Uzume. Which is a funny aneurism moment, considering how Uzume ended up in both the Sekirei anime and manga.I have no idea who that is or what happened to her.
>>26136462>>26136462>No Bleach Quest tonightsadness (but expected since we've had one just about every night for over a month>Interludes a strong possibilityHOOO YES!WORLD BUILDING! DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES! CHARACTERIZATIONS!This is the thread I've been waiting for!I seriously can not wait. Taking peeks into the other characters lives and seeing the other elements in motion like they do in the anime and manga was the only thing I felt was missing from this quest.>>26138153Thanks to you and Kai we should hopefully have a jumping on point for new players looking to get in, but too lazy to burn hours of their lives reading archives even though they totally should.
>>26138312She could literally undress hot women with the power of her mind.
>>26138321Probably, most of them are statted, and if they have stats, you can kill it.I don't even know who your god is though, so I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here.Just be happy I'm only using my on /tg/ god and not my real one in this combat. My G-d can be an angry kid with a magnifying lense.
>>26138342I'm joking.Mostly.He still needs to make everyone incredibly fabulous outfits, because what's the point otherwise?>>26138346One of the few (or only) lesbian characters in Sekirei- she took a knife for the MC in the manga after using her cloth to protect him. Much like Chizuru. In the anime, she died in a different manner for a similar reason.
None of this is mine, but it's from the second "The Heart" thread and since' we're sharing fan stuff... (also here's the cover for 20)Without a pause for rest, I move ever forward.When no road will suit, I forge my own path.Peace, an illusion, with no challenge heard,Happiness, fleeting, swift drowned out by wrath.They stay within, but do not cloud my sight.For them and all those who come to my side,While I still stand, I continue to fight.Not once retreating, despite battle's tide,Never looking back no matter "what might-?"I will become the King, the number one,Without peer, of this illusion so bright.For days without rain, to bring out the sun,The long-closed gates of Heaven itself ceaseAnd tear asunder. My Final Release!Tensa Zangetsu!http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NgVho3ZwsU
>>26138430>She learns subtlety and does button popping and unfelt wardrobe malfunctions.
>>26138453are you the same lesbro that was trying to find Soi-fong/ Yoruichi hentai mangas way back when by chance?
>>26138423I want everyone to have a thematically similar but individually customised outfit made by Ishida for when we go on missions.And then our club was a miniboss squad on the level of the Espada.
I wonder if Chizuru still has her cloth powers along with whatever the plotrock did.
>>26137911I find it amusing that you do not believe that Aizen is going to recruit Toshiro by playing on his feelings for Momo (either setting up against Soul Society for forcing him to turn her over for execution, or pitting him against us for corrupting and stealing his long time crush). I'm pretty sure he's to going to be easily diplomanceable this arc/ever...
>>26138481Nah, I'm the guy advocating nonharem platonic relationships and general cheerful cuddlebuggery. Anyone who falls for us along the way is not my business.
>>26138501Considring she used it while under plot rock influence to try and stab herself with Zangetsu, probably. She just held the bandage wrapped around our arm and controlled it.>>26138504Just trying to be optimistic, I was also among us who first posited the "OH FUCK" moment of the one off wish.
In short: /tg/ will never take a deal, even if there are actually no strings attached, /tg/ will always take the mystery box, no matter how many times it almost kills us, and lastly, the dice gods will mock us until it becomes funny to help us, and then will quickly return to mocking us.
>>26138613I'd have taken the deal in the Hougyoku fight, though. It never came up, but we should take it if it means saving a friend's life.
>>26138613>/tg/ will never, ever, under any circumstance, even to prevent the destruction of all existing and potential realities, take a deal.I take it that you don't follow Hollow Quest (or quite a few others actually)? /tg/ doesn't take deals all the time, be when the strings (and there usually need to be some strings) are thoroughly explained it does happen from time to time.
I still can't believe we rolled double nat 1s while the plotrock was swapping our rolls.
>>26135904you still around cosgrove?
>>26138649Only if we know that in doing so we aren't guaranteeing another friend's death in doing so...
>>26138721I know. I was beautiful. Just beautiful.
>>26138721This is bleach quest, nat 1s are inevitable. I'm just pissed because the 20 he switched was the first 20 I'd gotten all fucking week.
>>26138721That was the best thing ever, wasn't it.I wonder how Shinji's power, the Reverse World, will work with dice rolls?
>>26138772Aizens shikai if we ever get hit with it is dice rolls are ignored and he picks what we rolled.
>>26138282Thinking quickly, we give Orihime the short version: We're a superhero who fights spooky ghosts using a magic sword. We decide to leave out the bit about the spooky ghost in question being her long-dead brother, because that would just be needlessly traumatic at this point.In true Orihime fashion she believes us immediately, so we decide to march her and the unconscious Tatsuki back to our place for medical attention, for the second time in one day. We also decide to let them stay at our place, since her house was completely trashed during the fight.After getting them sorted out at home, we head off to Urahara's real fast, because we have no idea what we're supposed to do when our human friends suddenly develop the ability to see ghosts.Once we arrive at Urahara's, we're ambushed by a certain talking cat. This freaks us right the fuck out, but we manage to contain our spaghetti and get introductions out of the way before we head into the shop to talk to the crazy hat guy.We give him the lowdown on what happened, and decide to do a training session with Yoruichi to practice our speed. We manage to impress the damn cat, and make some good progress.With that out of the way, we head home to check on the girls while Urahara goes to Orihime's apartment to repair the battle damage.Once home we finally succeed in infiltrating the house undetected, and launch a sneak attack of our own on our father. This time, the tables turn and we get KNOCKED. THE. FUCK. OUT.Orihime turns the situation to her advantage, and we awaken with our head cradled in her lap. Torn between screaming internally and just enjoying how soft her lap is, we settle for swearing eternal revengeance on goat-chin.After eating dinner, we head upstairs for a private conversation with Orihime, doubtless she wants to know about all this spooky ghost shit. Well, not exactly. Taking us completely by surprise, she confesses that she has fallen in love with us. Well then...EPISODE 8 END
>>26138772Probably force a die roll to properly act, with failure automatically cancelling our actions.
>>26138725I'm here. I'm just fiddling around with some interlude Ideas.What's up?
>>26138810Tousen's shikai is we lie about what we rolled because he's blind and can go fuck himself.
>>26138837Can you tell us where to get more hollow bait? It's for purely recreational purposes, I promise.
>>26138837I'd normally ask if you've got a disposable email I can toss terrible ideas at you, but this is like the only quest where I am truly enjoying the ride and know that such ideas would be pointless even if I can't participate all the time.You forgot your trip.
>>26138833Ok boys, I need a break. All this typing is hard work.Fuck Cos, I don't know how you do it.Anyway, someone pick up here for a few threads. I'll rest for a few hours and take it up again when the next person gets tired.
>>26138853doesn't he just shoot a bunch of swords at people? His ban kia makes everyone blind and deaf and stuff though. its attack power is shit though, so blut vene and laugh.
>>26138911my god we really are turning into kenpachi
Combed back through the archives to find this since we're having a "recap"/ general bullshit thread where nothing is happening and we have no direction and I thought this was hilarious:So me and my fiance swing, love costume play, and have gotten REALLY into Bleach in a big way. Now some greentext to keep it short:>We get in costume>Rest of the crew gets here (put on their costumes)>We all do a line because why not>Get my fiance into the swing and the other girl into some rope bondage>I'm going at it hard with Fiance>Door opens (not sure if next part happened before or after)>Yell "BANKAI!" At the topp of my lungs as I climax>We're in the living room, so there's nowhere to hide>It's my apartments manager and some maintenance guys>Awkward pause>"I'm I'm sorry, wrong apartment.">Fiance asks them to join>They promptly slam door and leve>15 minutes later the manager (female) shows back up
>>26138894AYE AYE CAP'NPREVIOUS RECAPPER ON THE CASE
>>26138930This is why we need Kido, otherwise we just turn into a less inhibited version of Kenpachi.
>>26138937Pics or it didnt happen
>>26138930Just we keep our killboner in check. We are a genteel Kenpachi, that knows how to read..We need Ichigo to go a bit more pratchett to balance out the game of thrones.
>>26138911>>26138930All the while laughing and making Ray Charles and Mr. Magoo jokes.
>>26138937I remember that. That was fucking great.
>>26138937And none of us care. Go lie about your sexual conquests somewhere else.
>>26138930I want us to get GLORIOUS TWO HANDED METHOD then fight Kenpachi.We're fighting to a draw and then we're both like "I GUESS I HAVE TO USE MY SECRET TECHNIQUE!"Then we both put our second hand on the hilt of our Zanpakuto.
>>26138837Trips man, trips. Also, how did you like my Radio Kai relationship special pt 1?
I can't help but feel we're not quite doing what Cosgrove was hoping for... I think he maybe wanted us to do it sort of like that South Park episode where they're trapped on the buss recalling memories... or a flashback episode, or like we're relaying this to a therapist in character or something.I don't know; we didn't get much direction, but I can't help but feel we're doing it wrong.
>>26138958>no Stevie Wonder jokesHe's black and blind, just sing Sir Duke when he activates bankai and then pull a Kenpachi.
>>26138976>>26138955Not my post; just thought it was funny so I reposted it.Stay mad though, s'cool.
>>26138976He's reposting someone elses story dumbass, it's from about a week ago.
>>26138987Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
>>26138997Well we DID beat Hollowmo with bad singing...I think his Bankai shuts off all senses though save touch. At least that's how I remember him explaining it.
>>26138987Possibly.I've been busy painting all day so haven't been able to help.
>>26138987This is Bleach Quest, if we do something wrong, we keep doing it until it's right.
>>26138984I liked it, it was a good use of characters and humor. Also, Interlude one is almost done.
>>26139027That's why we sing Sir Duke, whenever he hits us we go "WE CAN FEEL IT ALL OOVEER!"
You know what my bar none, favorite moment of this quest was.After we cut down the Gillian and are getting on Ishida for being a little shit, he's getting ready to fight and we just no sell it and keep yelling at him, ignoring the laughter at our back because we fail to sense shit, and are almost blindsided by Grand Mother Fucking Fisher.That scene where we go from about to kill each other, to total back to back action was fantastic.Especially when Uryuu is all like "You can't trust him" and we are all "Bitch, I know that" and we carve the fucker up.
>>26138978Kenpachi's face when.
>>26139015>>26138987"Oh man this is worse than the time old sharktits overthere cut off my arm...">NEAAAAAAA! What the fuck?!>I'm Sorry>Ya well sorry doesn't fix my arm. 80's pop culture referenceEhhhhh-heeeee-heeee. Sweet.And then Bleach Quest was justly canceled and never spoken of again.
>>26138987The only requirements were "quality" and accuracy.If he wanted us to do something else he'd have told us.>>26139003So on top of being a retard, you're also determined to project your bullshit on others? I ain't mad, you're just entirely irrelevant.I'm not mad, dumbass. I just don't give a fuck about your wrong definition of funny.>>26139009Don't care, both he and you are off-topic retards. Go play in traffic.
>>26138987Eh, I can't really think of a spin to put on it while still making it an easy and coherent read for newbies trying to catch up.
>>26138053Note: it was at this point that we decided that due to Hinamori's codependency issues, that pursuing a romantic/sexual relationship with her would be unhealthy.Like almost exactly a week later, we had sex with her and Orihime at the same time.
>>26139027All senses period. The only way to sense anything is to be in contact with his base sword. Which makes his shitty bankai still better than Aizen's Shikai...you know what complete hypnosis specifically doesn't effect?Sixth Sense.
>>26139084Wow, I accidentally created a tripcode when I was just trying to namefag.Feels bad man.
>>26139094You try saying no to that
>>26139094Teenagers. Am I Right.
>>26139079>I'm not mad dumbass, I just don't give a fuck about your wrong definition of funnyDifferent anon, but get the fuck over yourself, he reposted something from the archive, so what?
>>26139070Yeah Ishida had a point.We couldn't trust Grand Fisher, even/especially if he was actually telling the truth.Like it doesn't seem as if we could have stopped Ishida from shooting Grand Fisher in his stupid face, and also stopped Fisher from escaping.Which would be disastrous, assuming he was telling the truth.
>>26139079Sounds like someone needs to take a chill pill.Also there's no way we're NOT double teaming this little shit with Orihime and using RageLove.
>>26139094When two hot girls lock you in a room and basically say "YOU. SEX. NOW.", you just kinda roll with it.Blame Yoruichi.
>>26139079Dude, you need to chill the fuck you. Seriously.>>26139070No selling is probably the best part of the quest.
>>26139094>>26139129yeeeep.Also we where trapped in a building with her for a week while she kept making sexual advances on us; so it's not like we just walked up to her out of the blue and fucked her on the spot.
>>26139160And I meant to say chill the fuck out, but regardless.>>26139155I still want to stick him with Ishiin to make him deal with that shit for like 20 years.
>>26139155personally, I want to ban kai up and then curbstomp his ass.
Rolled 20You know, I think at this rate we'll end up skipping the Vandenrich emperor and the spirit king and go straight to Ichigo fighting KUBO/Cos for making his life so shit.
>>26139186>Roll for Recap>Nat 20!hue hue hue hue
>>26139176I think chill the fuck you is an interesting phrase. I might use that in the future.
>>26139186Can this count towards interludes somehow?
>>26139212All in favor of working "chill the fuck you" into our next battle with Snowboy?
>>26139212Harshing the negative waves, etc etc. I feel so dirty for having a name for a while there, ugh.>>26139243Oh god what have I wrought.
>>26139132>>26139155>>26139160I'll put it this way: why the fuck should I treat him as anything other than any other dumbass attention whore?Because, again, not angry.
>>26139094We were locked in a room with her for a long time. Orihime was hanging out all that time as well. Literally for that entire time everything they did was an attempt to make Ichigo horny.
>>26139243I can get behind that, such a remark would be...cold.
>>26138978and you know we're both getting the same roll on that attack
>>26139243We should go over what jokes we're gonna make ahead of time. I was thinking of making a shrinkage joke.
>>26139212Sounds like a sword and sorcery based hentai secret magic technique.My absolute favorite moment of the entire quest this far was the final fight against the plot rock.We achieved full neural handshake and pushed its shit in in a way so cataclysmic and unusual for this quest... It was glorious.Also of note, I KNEW her "death" was coming, but I just couldn't stop the tears. This and Urahara's "Get the fuck out of my store" bits actually made me have feelings for fictional characters and Orihime's really been getting to me too.This is an outstanding quest...
>>26139259>>26139271I really think we shouldn't go overboard on him. At least not to the point of beheading and all that. We should probably... stay cool.
>>26139254Because he wasn't attention whoring? He was posting something from the archive. That's like saying the people who make improvaizen posts during the actual quests are attention whores.
>>26139296>>26139271Remember people, we can't underestimate him.We make too many jokes and we'll get sloppy and die.We've got to... stay frosty.
>>26139296You really gonna tell me a Seinfeld style shrinkage joke wouldn't be hilarious? Or something about frostbite taking his shins.
>>26139296Oh we'll keep frosty for sure, and we'll beat him up as bad as we can, but we're not crossing that line. I don't think many of us want to.Orihime and Momo though might have different ideas.>>26139254Or you could have done what the rest of us did and ignored it and moved on, yet here you are on the defensive because you totally don't care. Totally.Now stop shitting up the thread.
>>26139186Jesus H Fuck I forgot I had my dice on. Shit does this mean we WILL fight the KUBO?
>>26139325>We just recall the arnold ice puns >Use those as autopilot responses while devoting full attention to properly fighting him.>>26139342Its like asking if the arrancar's are still masters of their domain.
>>26139325>>26139296>>26139271>>26139259>>26139243Ok, now this is just getting hurtful.Its not MY fault I'm literally the worst person since Hitler.
>>26138053Note: We still have no in-character idea how or why we're able to use Schatten/Quincy Shadow, or what it actually does.Also: Urahara never told us how we were able to save Hinamori from Soul Suicide.Guess he thought we should figure it out for ourselves?
>>26139287Seconded thirded fucking FOURTHED. Cosgrove, via his trolls and tricks, can make stones or in this case, stoned 4channers, cry tears of emotion.
>>26139369The Spirit King is the Kubo, and the Spirit King is EVERYONE
>>26139391No need to get short about it.
>>26139346>Orihime and Momo though might have different ideas.Momo is probably going to beg us to forgive him and not hurt him too much and we'll both do what she asks because honestly do you think either Ichigo or Orihime could say no to Momo?I still can't believe Momo of all people is a main love interest in this, I never saw it coming.
When we get to the Soul Society and set up our home base, I can't help but feel a certain someone will more or less act as the Ocelot to our Snake throughout the arc.
>>26138956there are so many things we can reference...>>26139391but my friend Ywahch says Hitler was a wonderful man, and my best buddy Tsukishima says so, too...
At this rate, we'll push it beyond bump limit pretty soon.>all dat player participationMentlegen, Ladies, Brothers and Brogirls, it's an honour to play with you.>>26139206Bitch you just got recapped SO. HARD. it ain't funny no more. You just had a 360° all-surround cosmic backflash overdrive recap that hit all the right spots and was a billion times more real than the real thing.
>>26139416Note: There appear to only be three lewd pictures of Hinamori and Ichigo and they're all mediocre.Addendum: Do not look for lewd pictures of Hinamori.Lot of sick people out there.
>>26139438I still hold out hope we can make him not be a giant dildo to us.
>>26139416>implying Orihime isn't main love interest>implying this isnt actually her harem
Hey guys what's going on looks like-/INTERLUDE ONE START/-A smile. -No, perhaps the memory of a smile.-Or just the impression that there /was/ a memory of a smile.-That is what drove him, once. He had lost everything, stranded in that place known as ‘Soul Society.’-Who he had once been, despite his best attempts to stop it, had slipped through his fingers.-But not /her./-He held onto his memory of her desperately. He kept the image of her, as the last one who could remember her. -When he learned the truth of /why/ everything had happened, of that /THING/ he had to act. -All he clung to was the memory and the fact he was alone. Those were all that mattered. So long as he could have his vengeance, he’d make a Faustian pact in less than a heartbeat.-So, when he found it, shattered and broken, asking for souls, he fed it. Pieces and bits, strengthening it. Slowly it began to resemble its original form. Yes, with this he could certainly do it. He just needed more power…-He felt a pulling sensation as he looks down at his sword. Yes, his greatest ability, A blade that when held can create the illusion of anything he wants, yet because he holds it, its powers can have no sway on him. The ultimate irony, for a man who wants to conjure up an image of a long lost memory.-Shaking out of his reverie, he puts back on his glasses and adjusts his robes. He has a meeting to attend to, and it would not do to be late.-It happened long ago.-The tale of a man who tried to love a woman only to lose both her and himself.-He can no longer remember her voice.-He cannot recall her face.-But, even so, the man could not bear that meaningless, /monstrous/, reason behind her death.-And began his walk forward, towards damnationAsano Keigo awakens with a gasp of terror, even though the memories of his nightmare have already fled. /INTERLUDE END/
>>26139391In the middle of a sword clash where he's already mad as shit we need to tell him how we saved Momo with two different penetrations.
>>26139391Hitsugaya isn't actually that bad, he just needs us to sort out his idiocy like Byakuya needed in canon.When a man strays from the right path, a kind man needs the courage to raise his fist and correct him.We should totally get some baller Jamil shades.
>>26139271You know, in addition to making jokes we could passingly mention that by knocking him out we happened to give him the perfect opportunity to be "captured" by Momo and do some deep reconnaissance. You know, actually find out her side of things before dragging her off to the gallows? It's not like she could overpower him if he got serious or anything. But instead he had to do everything by the book...
>>26139452I have seen these pictures.I wish I hadn't.>>26139466....
>>26139484>We should totally get some baller Jamil shades.With THAT hat?Decide.Hat or shades.
>>26139466... awwwww shit.Cos is going with -THAT- fan theory.
>>26139466Oh my shitOh my fucking shit
>>26139466... ... ...fuck me...
Sorry this one took so long had to get in the grooveHELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO KAI RECAP RADIOOOOOOOOOOO!Today we will be recapping episode 9When we last left off Orihime-chan was confessing to Ichigo while in Ichigo's room!Ichigo then proceeds to let Orihime down by saying that he has too much shit on his plate curently and that a relationship currently would only put her into danger, Orihime says that she doesnt give a fuck and she is going to get into a relationship even if she has to go through hell and back and leaves on the note of saying that she will get stronk for usOMZ then gets pissed by asking us if this is a mother fucking game and to stop toying with his emotions by denying his waifu and kicks us out of our soul just as fast as he got us in and locks the door.We decide were having none of that and kick down the metaphorical door to find that theres a leak and theres a huge as fuck downpour going on. we then ask OMZ why his jimmies are so rustled and he responds by saying that hes super butthurt we killed that one hollow with blut and not our sword.Our hollow proceeds to show up and nabs our shikai. Ichigo basicaly says: "dude what the fuck man im not allowed to use blut because i have a sword? Either im dumb or youre trippin."OMZ says if thats true go fight yourself without blut scrub, we then say alright i guess im a shithead so teach me not to be one and that gets Hichigo and OMZ calmed the fuck down.we then ask Hichigo who the fuck he is and OMZ chimes in saying now is not the best time when your family is downstairs and we back the fuck off.We then ask them advice on girls and Hichigo snickers at us and OMZ says "idunno lol" and we find ourselves awake and alone in our room. we then check the callender since its morning now and see that in 2 weeks our mothers aniversary and hug our sisters for no good reason.(1/2)
>>26139466Fuck man its /NOT/ a joke
>>26139466what. d-d-did my nat 20 do this!? oh gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood WHAT HAVE I WROUGTH!?
>>26139466Goddammit Keigo.Are you having some weird Emiya/EMIYA dream feedback loop with Aizen now?
>>26139466>That ending...wait, what?
>>26139528We find Orihime and Tatsuki at our door and Orihime asks us to race her in exchange for being allowed to say our first name we get fucking owned by the cat mid run and end up losing but we take it like a sport.When we arive we find Chad with THAT FUKKEN BIRD and both chad and the bird smell like hollowEPISODE 9 END(2/2)
>>26139466I kind of wish this hadden't been soiled, but at the same time I'm kind of glad it did...anyone have THAT picture?
>>26139515The hat is for when we're being a little whimsical.The shades are for when we're being stone cold serious.So anyway I'm now fairly convinced that Keigo is Aizen's son after that interlude.
Simple. It just means we social link with Keigo. Future may refuse to change, we've dealt with refusals before.
>>26139455I don't think we should be labeling main love interests-try to keep them equal to prevent angy sexy women
>>26136031This is where we begin step one of foiling Aizen's plans through our own unbelievable incompetence since he specifically sent Rukia to be blindsided and give Ichigo her shinigami powers due to Ichigo's familial resemblance to Kaien....Or Aizen could have just made that shit up to fuck with Ichigo's head.
>>26139455They're both main love interests.
>>26139532And here I thought we were being too much Shirou.... no. Keigo is the one to have his future self hate his present self enough to... I don't know...
>>26139466Maybe Keigo just has a dark black past that he has already forgotten about....
>>26139532....hey, guys.I suddenly don't want to set up Keigo and Isane...
>>26139466IT BEGINS IN ERNIST!Steel yourselves for this is going to be cataclysmic in nature.Hype levels for /ss/ arc increased to 300% past capacity
AIZEN IS ARCHER AND KEIGO IS SHIROU>my fucking face whenI don't understand anything any more.
>>26139585But a dark black past is a valuable possession
>>26139590Nah, we just social link with him more.Isane will be fine.
>>26139466>finish post and see interludeoh hey thats cool WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
>>26139559By punching them in the face, yeah.Hmmmm, but yeah this shit is too weird. Could it be like....part of Aizen's soul ACTUALLY died on the day with /THAT/? And the reason Keigo has illusion powers and is so over the fucking top emotional is because he's the cast off/killed emotional part of Aizen?Kinda make sense why he was able to last so long against Hari. Jesus, 3 spooky.
>>26139466You're going with Aizen actually has a reason other than idealism to rebel against the Soul King?Bold.
>>26139606That is not the reaction image I meant to post.
>>26139420>>26139438"You've got a lot of skill with a blade Ichigo, but using the glorious two handed method in combat when you've only heard about it was a stupid and risky move..."
>>26139466>So, when he found it, shattered and broken, asking for souls, he fed it. Pieces and bits, strengthening it. Slowly it began to resemble its original form. Yes, with this he could certainly do it. He just needed more power…This is the Hougyoku, isn't it?
>>26139590So do you think that is the chick who met the /badend/ that made him go Aizen?
>>26139631Yes but, whose the girl?
>>26139617Keigo is Aizen's innocence. His... lighter side if you will. Keigo is Improvaizen. Isane will be the lapdance he desires. After they get over their original awkwardness
>>26139466Interesting.I think that's implying that Aizen never even built his own shitty Hougyoku, but found Urahara's, somehow sent back in time.Which makes his attempt to feed the present Hougyoku to his kind of a paradox?Unless we're doing the Marvel Comics "You can totally change the future".
Guys I have a small whiteboard on the side of my fridge irl.I have just grabbed it and I am frantically scribbling a chart.
>>26139466Cos...what is this...is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
>>26139637If that's the case we need to set them up and make sure they have a happy ending.That's how we defeat Aizen... make him no LONGER EXIST!
>>26139617God damnit we are giving Cosgrove ideas, I like it.
>>26139575>>26139585guys, guys you're seeing this wrong. what if Ichigo isn't the only hybrid in town?
>>26139466>Oh hey Muramasa confirmed for brawl after all>Oh wait, it's Aizen?>Actual motivation other than lock and stock god complex? Cool>Fucking KeigoI know nothing but fear, anxiety, and anticipation now.I wish I hadn't read it, but it's there. Now the surprise is ruined.
>>26139466...So are we still giving Keigo Aizen's glasses?
>>26139631the Hogyoku fucking time travels.Motherfucker.And Aizen's wish is to bring back a loved one.FUCKFUCKGUYS.do you realize who our villain is?!
>>26139466>Aizen fighting to bring back his lost love.>Everything he did, all his crimes, all his transgressions, were because of his overwhelming all-consuming love.>Aizen is also Keigo>Snake Eater plays while we fight Aizen in a field of white flowers
So what I'm getting from this story is that we need to kill the shit out of the soul king
>>26139706You're thinking that he's Aizen's son?But I don't think ancestral memories are a thing.
>>26139688We're caught in a Ri-at-su Sliiiide, no escape from Ku-bo-al-ity
>>26139698You can do that Ichigo it'll cause a TIMEPARADOX
>>26139706So the nightmare and Aizen's thing were seperate, and it was just some sort of fake out framing device?
>>26139723I'm pretty sure Aizen is too shitty a person to count as sympathetic by this point.See: Hinamori
>>26139698>Isane and Keigo having a wonderful relationship>In doing so makes aizen disappear.I like it.
someone want to explain that interlude to someone who's main experience with bleach is this quest?
>>26139723"All these years Ichigo... All the things that I've done. The demon I've become... /removes glasses/ almost 20 years ago I implemented a safeguard should I continue on this route uninhibited... /draws blade/ I am no longer a man Kurosaki Ichigo. Not any more."
>>26139750So the plot rock has done so retroactive mind fuckery...shitI know whose wish it was that everyone die...Facebooks power is to retroactively change the past of only the thing he touches, its how he sets up traps... In the future he will stab Chizuru and insert his death wish into the past too kill us all.
>>26139798Keigo dreamed he was Aizen.
>>26139798The dream was obviously from the perspective of Aizen (who is the Big Baddie). But it turns out the person having it is our buddy Keigo who has illusion powers (like Aizen) that are focussed through his glasses (Aizen also wears glasses). Also, it's a bit of a running gag that Keigo looks like Aizen Jr.So we're all freaking the fuck out because we don't know what this means.
>>26139798It seems to be hinting at Aizen's backstory.Apparently he lost someone he loved due to Soul King, also lost everything else.At his moment of greatest despair, he found a badly damaged Hougyoku, and he sought to repair it by feeding it souls.Pretty much driven completely by vengeance for someone he can barely remember.Also may be Keigo and we may be dealing with time-fuckery.
>>26139818ya so after this>>26139466 my paranoia >>26136668isn't so unjustified any more now is it?
>>26139758>in the future, Isane dies>Keigo goes back in time>Cue Aizen
I just realized something, technically all shinigami are just pluses who were trained, so that means everyone potentially has a Zanpakuto.
>>26139818There's no evidence that shows he retroactively changes the past. Rather it appears he retroactively changes the perception of the past however he wills.
>>26139856No, a Zanpakuto is a created object given to pluses who walk the path of Shinigami.
>>26139798either Aizen is future!Keigo, Keigo's Aizen's kid because ancestral memories, or Keigo can dream-scry. and Aizen wants someone he loves back
>>26139870Remember when he cut into the ground and said he inserted himself into the past of the ground here, and set the traps that started fucking over Byakuya
>>26139851>"And in that moment I saw it... the man seeking vengeance for love... a man protecting his friends... a demon rising... and it would go on forever. That's when I saw it. That's when I broke the cycle.">Bang
>>26139727This was clear from day 1. >>26139723No Keigo fights Aizen in a field of white flowers.>>26139703If I do and he takes them, then we avoid worse things. And there are many worse things out there.
>>26139798Keigo, one of our human friends, who just happens to have illusion powers (kinda like Aizen), and after the time-skip in the Anime/Manga looks disturbingly similar to a younger Aizen (see >>26139532), just had a dream from Aizen's perspective about something he has no way in hell of knowing about.
>>26139856...not quite.All souls go through the cycle of death and rebirth, so they may be shinigami in the next life, but their capacity to become a shinigami is determined by their current spiritual ability.Also, all souls do NOT have a zanpakutou- that is given to them, and it imprints upon them and becomes something unique to each.
>>26139870The traps he set up retroactively when he stabbed the ground in his fight against Byakuya.
>>26139878>either Aizen is future!Keigo, Keigo's Aizen's kid because ancestral memories, or Keigo can dream-scry. and Aizen wants someone he loves backI personally prefer dream scry.
>>26139876But the sword itself merely manifests the power within themselves, does it not? So given a blank zanpakuto, a normal human could unlock their powers? Meaning that things like fullbring would be an alternate manifestation of said powers? Or am I completely wrong here?
>>26139892Fucking Bruce Willis. Figures that the only way to kill him is with a time paradox.
>>26139910Sounds about right.
>>26139818Well it didn't work obviously, since we're still here.And he can't just change things however he likes, he has to self-insert.
>>26139892DO NOT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL WRECK YOU AND YOUR MUM
>>26139917Sounds reasonable, we should SCIENCE this theory together. Someone give one of our full bringers an Asuachi.
>>26139917maybe not. we're going to have to steal Asauchi for all our friends. especially the Arrancar
>>26139842>>26139847>>26139898Thank you. Now the sudden upswing in paranoia makes sense
>>26139956But the Arrancar already have Zanpakuto.
>>26139810>"Lets make this last old friend...">>26139851>>26139892I can't handle it.
>>26139943He did but we haven't asked her about Tsukashima and she hasn't told us anything.
>>26139892The problem is that Looper had really shitty rules regarding Time Travel.Like, super shitty.
If cos is a clever man, he will have put this in as a proper red herring to let /tg/ lose its collective mind, then hit us with a twist.I take cos as a clever man.
>>26139972I thought they just sealed their power in sword form?
I like the idea of part of Aizen's soul breaking off and reincarnating into Keigo, this is not supposed to happen and they're still linked explaining the powers, appearance and dream link.Eventually Aizen will try to reabsorb Keigo and we will have to fight to make it so Keigo wins the battle for control of the soul.For you see Aizen is pic related (I am fully expecting to have to explain this).
>>26139910Or Keigo is a clone of Aizen that was made to try and hold the memories of the one he lost, but it turned into the version of him that knew her, and so was a failure, and Keigo is only just realizing this subconsciously.>>26139917The sword is a blank mass of power. It's not so much "The power within themselves" as it is "the sword's power changes to fit the wielder." and "becomes the bridge between the two power sources."that being said, this has potential.>>26139956>Starrk grabs an Asauchi>Starrk and Lily have a new friend>Learns how to manifest it JUST so they can hang out>>26139999the cleverest.
>>26139987But Tsukishima is only able to alter that one person's 'personal timeline' which is why he's able to cause mental collapses in folks.
>>26139972Arrancar don't have "Zanpakuto" per se, they just have swords that they've sealed their Hollow powers into.Their swords don't have spirits like a Shinigami's Zanpakuto does. Well, except for Stark/Lilynette, but they're a unique case and an obvious outlier.
WELCOME BACK TO KAI RECAP RADIOOOOOOOOO!Last time our sword developed a waifu and we denied him of her also birdsIchigo seeing that the bird and chad were covered in hollow juice he decided to follow them after school to see what all this bullshit is about soon after soom huge bat asshole swoops in and kicks chad into open traffic causing a huge car crash and a big bloody imprint of the hollows foot on his back.an ambulance shows up a tows him to Ichigo's clinic and find him in a room with him and his bird and tell Chad were taking him someplace else. when we get there Ururu says that theyre closed and we tell her the spooky ghost slayer has arrived.Soon after Urahara takes Chad inside and we get covered in explosive leeches while we werent looking we throw our soul candy inside our body and tell it to go inside with chad. we then refuse a deal with the devil and get our feet covered in leeches.The bat hollow decides to be a sneaky fuck and escapes away before we quickly find him and swing our sword around and nail the fucker with it causing the gates of hell to rip open and take the bat hollow.After all thats well and done Ichigo walks in hearing and unfamiliar voice coming from a nearby room where our soul candy tries to be rebelious and run off its own. Urahara tells us hes sorry and that he'll dispose of is immediately but we deny him and say that we lost the reciet and were keeping the rascal. the mod soul gets all emotional about it, the FUCKINGBIRD gets sent to SS and chad stays to get his back healed up andthey both agree to meet again on the other side.EPISODE 10 END
>>26140008Either way, key is to be a damn good friend to Keigo. Which should be fitting.
>>26139989Ya it was kind of dumb in a lot of places, but that ending line... masterful.
>>26140016Note: I'm pretty sure we still have yet to ask anyone about the gates of hell, and just tacitly accepted that sometimes hollows get turned into a death metal music video.
>>26140009He has already done the stabby stab in the future and because we don't know about Tsukashima the issue of his insertion can't be envocted just yet.Or hell he could have stabbed the plot rock which would fuck all the rules.
>>26140034Bruce Willis as an unstoppable force of time-space was insane. I don't care if the time travel was pants on head retarded, that was awesome.
If we are requesting omakes, I'd like to see Momo try to convince shortstuff.
>>26140077Or an interlude of Momo in the Court of Pure souls...or a more definite interlude about Rukia.>in before the interlude is "Motionless...motionless...decay...motionless"
>>26140056>Tsukishima stabbing the plotrockAm I the only one who can't remember how to spell the plotrock's real name?
>>26140077>Omakes>Not all the girls dragging ichigo into a side room as he pleads for help. >Then Chizuru shrugging and following them into the mess muttering about 5% male is acceptable.
>>26140013we should ask Kisuke what he thinks will happen before we go
>>26140077I still don't get why he took her to back to soul society and didn't kill her, despite his orders.Could he figure 'if you are innocent, then prove it'?
>>26140044MISERY IS WAITING AT THE GATES OF ARMAGEDDONRAGING FIRES WILL BURN THE VERY SOULS OF THE DEAD AND DYINGMORTAL IS THE HOPE OF ANYONE WHO'S EVEN TRYING>>26140096Hogyoku
>>26140005You sir a gentlemen of taste also that works as a solid theory.
>>26140056By that logic, his ability shouldn't work at all, because he'll die in the future, and it's stated that all traces of his power will fade as a result.His power is reality warping but it's essentially the power of retcon, not some kind of Benjamin Button reverse time wave.
So can someone summarize our romantic plans that don't involve Ichigo?
>>26140008Oh, speaking of Stark and Lily, I had a thought on what their second , assuming they ever feel motivated to develop one, should be. Lily, wearing an identical mask to Stark's in their first resurrección, holding two guns (both of which are Stark). Might have to wait for her to get a little older to be able to handle the recoil though.
not to sound like a big babby or anything but im kinda mentally tired from today someone is going to have to pick up for me
>>26140103I think Asauchi only respond to shinigami powers, which have their own 'flavor'.
>>26139698>>26139747>>26139758A PIME TARADOX!?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>26140077The less said about shortstuff the better I think.Its already going to be hard enough to prevent ourselves, or Orihime for that matter, from going full Murderface on him and blowing his legs off at the knee.Lets see him kidnap Momo if he don't gots no legs!
>>26140114Maybe he hasn't died 'yet'
>>26140130Shinigami powers come from asauchi. Asauchi should respond to anyone who can project a minor amount of reiatsu.
>>26139711Of course we are Why would you think we wouldn't?
>>26140129You and me both, bro. Kai is tiring and I might have to bounce once my wife gets home.
>>26140119>their second resurrecciónNot sure what happened there...
>>26140106He's revved up his >>26140116Keigo gets Isane.Chad gets Kuukaku.Nemu and Hanatarou Ganju and Kenpachi's Shoulder Loli (debateable, don't like it) Chizuru and Senna if we can't get her into the Soi Fon/Yoruichi clusterfuck.
>>26140106This right here is the one reason that I'm in favour of correcting Hitsugaya instead of straight up murdering him. It makes it seem like we'll be able to reason with him as we fight him.
>>26140168Revved up his shadowruns rather. Now he's paranoid of everything.
>>26140129Bleeeegh.If nobody has volunteered in the next ten minutes, I'll get writing. Gotta eat dinner.
>>26140168I still say Hanatarou should get Isane.
>>26140168You're forgetting Hitsugaya and Hiyori.
>>26140160Arancarr do have access to a second stage release, though only Ulquiorra figured his out...and I guess that Yami did before he got dead.I wonder what the Tres and Harribel will look like if they go stage 2....probably monstrously sexy.
>>26140150Nah, Shinigami have red spirit strings remember?Also Kidou.Also there were shinigami before zanpaktou were invented.
>>26140189Keigo is our friend. We promised him a nice girl. Oh god he got Senna that's who he forgot and oh fuck asdnaskdna
>>26140191It's possible that it's not something anyone can do, but rather Ulquiorra could do it because he's a freak.
>>26140196The Soul king declared there would be Shinigami, and over time, things appeared that defined them.Kido, the Zanpakuto, the black robes, etc.
>>26140187sorry man im not used to this plus its been a rough day for me
>>26140142On or the other. Either his power transends time and it doesn't work at all because he'll die, or it's limited amongst the scope of time, and thus not actually changing the past.
>>26140196>have red spirit strings rememberThat comes from the zanpakuto. Also they've never said kido could only be done by shinigami. Also, they've shown that any soul with at least slightly above average spiritual pressure can become a shinigami.
>>26140130Asauchi are essentially Gillain Menos in sword form.>>26140160Except Lilynette IS the zanpakutou.>>26140168I still believe Ganju should be hooked up with someone more respectable....the guy's got it bad enough with his sister.>>26140191>Harribel>stage 2....hold on, guys, thinking of how I can do this.Any and all suggestions will be appreciated.>>26140207Three arrancar have exhibited this powerGgio Vega, Yammy, and Ulquiorra.>>26140205....oh fuck.
>>26140168Kisuke is already in that Soi Fon/Yoruichi clusterfuck.... it's just... Soi Fon's the girlfriend... and Kisuke is the wife.
>>26140205AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANON YOU MIGHT HAVE GOT IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHfuck damn cosgrove 11/10 troll
>>26140205That...thats...OH MY GOD`
>>26140249Or by stabbing Chizuru who had the Hogyoku which does whatever the fuck it wants it changed the rules of Facebooks power to allow for such crazyness.
>>26140259She should be almost completely nude. No I'm not joking she show more skin every time she evolves.
>>26140270>>26140269>>26140259>>26140250>>26140231Girlbrofaggot in charge of plot discovery. I'm more proud of this terrible theory than all of my efforts
>>26140285Perhaps enough to see her hollow hole, drastic changes in her body stucture, maybe some shark teeth? Something predatory despite her not liking behind that way.
>>26140314Maybe a shark head fin somewhere? Or scar like gills on her neck?
I really hope that Cos doesn't have it be wibbly wobbly timey wimey causality shit though. Its one of the few angles I dislike in fiction.
>>26140401You didn't like the end of Infamous?
>>26140285>>26140314>inb4 witchbladeI'll see what I can do...Wondering what to do with the sword...
>>26140401Really because I love that shit.
Kai #2 here. Writing commences.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lTOnPc9h-cAizen's new, incredibly sad in context theme song.
>>26140123I know we're all still reeling from the interlude, but are there any reactions yet to this?HOLY FUCK THERE IS AN INTESNE LIGHTING STORM HAPPENING IN MY TOWN, SHUTTING DOWN AND SIGNING OFF SO I DON'T DIE, KEEP THE ARCHIVE UPDATED UNTIL THIS THING FALLS OFF THE BOARD, I WILL SEE ALL Y'ALL BROS LATER!
>>26139532Oh god does that make Chizuru Illya?
>>26140422The sword should be... maybe a trident with fanglike points? Also, I like the scar/gill idea.
>aizen may have fallen for literally the forgetfulness chick, the paradox chick thats literally impossible to save>aizen is keigo>we screw the pooch and literally all of this is him trying to do the exact shit the MC of hollow quest is doing that is simply fuck reality and get the girl in the process?guys i feel bad now. ;_;
I think I might have archived this to prevent anti-quest faggot from fucking around but i'm not sure. With this interlude, we really need to keep this around.
>>26139466“The Menos Forest…“This place detests me and I it..“But I need the strength I can get here.”Stumbling, the figure smirks as a hollow flies at it and he effortlessly cuts it down, absorbing it into himself, solidifying the figure a little more.‘Just a little more…’The figure adjusts its while coat and begins walking deeper into the Forest of Menos, wiping at the liquids seeping from his eyes.‘I will save you.’...Cos, you magnificent bastard. didn't even realize this was Aizen
>>26140426>>26140420Its overused, and there is literally no twist that you can come up with that would surprise me anymore. Plus the concept brings up memories of shit I could have stopped.
>>26140433Petals of whiteCover fields flowing in grieving tearsAnd all the hearts once new, old and shattered nowLove can kill, love will dieGive me wings to flyFleeing this world so coldI just wonder whyI feel you Aizen. I feel you.
>>26140443Sorry man I totally missed it while reacting to that fucking interlude. Hanatarou and Kai continue to be the best double act.
>>26140259>>26140259>Harribel Lv.3?Her mask becomes a shark's tooth necklace and she ends up wearing a rash guard and board shorts. Tempted to have her swords turn into a Moari mere or that shark tooth club, but that's probably overkill.
>>26140482Keigo runs out of the smoking ruins of the Shinigami academy in the court, as he wound up there during the infiltration, clutching an Asuachi whose intended was just cut down by Toussen, he is screaming and crying, glasses pushed up on his forehead at his hair line.He turns a corner and runs full tilt into the chest of Aizen Sousuke.The Captain looks down at him wide eyed. The sword in the boy's hands has the same guard as his."Run boy, I have no time for you""N...n...NO! You're the reason this is all happening! You are the reason my friends are suffering! I cannot forgive you!" draws sword for the first time.Aizen looks at him remorsefully..."Could I, I would spare you what is to come...let this be a lesson in futility,"Aizen draws his sword and is about to disable Keigo. Suddenly BLUT REINFORCED SAVE BY TENSA ZANGETSU!"Aizen, we have business""It...its not possible. This moment was when it would all begin...how...how could you...no, wait...that means there is a chance...Thank you, Kurosaki Ichigo...I will make this as painless as possible for you as thanks"
>>26140443Had to look something up, just starting to read it now.
>>26140459>impossible to saveguyshow many times have I said I have a plan>>26140449>>26140608there's actually a couple fanmade segundas for 'Bel, apparently...
>>26140655either one is good with me
>>26140669>>26140655I like second best
>>26140655>>26140669There is a motor boat joke to be made here...However we are going to need a bigger boat.
>>26140655>>26140669>No abs on either.Second is superior, but nonetheless
>>26140008>Or keigo is a clone of aizen made to try and hold the memories of the one he lostNo no no you see Keigo is a clone of aizen who latter goes back in time and becomes aizen.
>>26140621And then Aizen became Archer as he tries to kill Kiego.
>>26140655>>26140669We should be able to see her nipples in both images
>>26140655>>26140669second, but as >>26140693 mentioned, needs some defined muscle
>>26140655Is it just me, or are her fingers both double jointed and broken in this one?
>>26140736>>26140739not even my drawings, guys>>26140748they're clawed, like Ulquiorra's were
>>26140655Aizen succeeds in the end for her to exist, after the events of the movie happen and Keigo and Senna hit it off before she bamfs. Aizen dies happily that he saved her for his younger self and prevented the torment he would suffer...but he still did horrible things...and he can die with that in peace.
>>26140748I keep trying to see what you're talking about, but I can't get my eyes to focus on the hands.
>>26140748she also doesnt have a hollow hole
>>26140655any segundas up for the Tres? because we should train them to be stronk
>>26140698>>Or keigo is a clone of aizen made to try and hold the memories of the one he lostStahp.>>26140621>We then proceed to shit all over his new plan.>Beat the everloving fuck out of him >Manage to help Keigo out. >Chizuru unfucks the senna situation >Keigo gets Senna.>No namechange and Improvkeigo proves a stalwart ally.
I really hope this thing isn't leading to Keigo and Senna having a thing which leads him to becoming Aizen.
>>26140815If it does, we try our damnest to unfuck the situation proper. I am fine with him getting best girl. We promised him a good one.
Guys look at this official Radio Kon for the PS2,These were full of Flash animatable frames for characters from bleach...With this...with this (and an anon who knows flash..I don't) we could animate the quest!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z61mKyQxa6s
>>26140833Best (manic pixie dream) girl + Manic crazy best bro...how did we not see this before?
>>26140877>Best (manic pixie dream) girl + Manic crazy best bro...how did we not see this before?I was too focused on Senna and Chizuru, since that fit rather well as well, but if we can insert her into the SoiFon induced girpile...
>>26140877Well Keigo's just a dream now anyway..
>>26140016>Sorry about the delay, got roped in to listening MGS music while thinking about that interlude and being sad for a while.>Anyway....We start a new day with Orihime and Tastuki greeting us at the front door, so we can all walk to school together. Tatsuki notices how we're addressing each other rather informally, and informs us that Chizuru will kill us until we die to death. Her warnings go unheeded. It also seems that, thankfully, Tatsuki doesn't remember the incident with the Hollow.We get to class and the day proceeds normally. We occasionally ping our Spirit Sense, but nothing spooky happens. At lunch we drag the entire damn group up to the roof so we can all eat together. Lunch is rather ordinary, with the most interesting thing being the degree to which we ignore poor Keigo.After school we decide to go to Urahara's for training, and get some quality interaction in with our Mod Soul (who has yet to be named), while we walk. We get there, meet Tessai, and make small talk with Urahara about the creepy pale guy hanging out in our Inner World. Turns out, we might not have fully escaped Hollowification, and Urahara has a hunch that the guy is actually a manifestation of our Hollow. He asks for some time to take to his associates and figure out a way to help..We decide to get some training in with Zangetsu, while we send the Mod Soul off with some money to pick up a stuffed animal for him to chill in when he's off duty. Urahara teaches us Jinzen, a method of communing directly with our Zanpakuto, and we begin training.Zangetsu teaches us how to not suck at swording, and by the time we're done our Mod Soul has returned. It seems he's picked a Godzilla doll as his body, which is both adorable and terrifying.On our way home we decide to take the scenic route, and run into not one but TWO plot events!The first is another Grand Fisher sighting. The second is Ishida shooting a Quincy arrow at us before running off. What a dick.EPISODE 11 END
>>26140903Well, might as well start working on another interlude...Any Requests, barring Rukia?
Guys...I just realized that Kira Izuru is going to try to murder us for tapping that peach. So is Renji, probably, they won't take kindly to learning some punk had sex with their friend
>>26140833>>26140877Honestly I still prefer him with Isane.
>>26140925Momo or shortstuff.
>>26140925Gin. Or Shinigami Rambo.
>>26140931I would too, but I can roll with what the situation dictates. >>26140925Shiba. We are an unwelcome surprise I want to see what it is like before.
>>26140925Hitsugaya Betrays Momo 2: Electric BoogalooSure, we already know basically what happens, but I need more rage fuel.
>>26140960>>26140962Thirding the Vizards.
>>26140967Watch, he took her because he thought he could get them not to kill her and to save her.
>>26140960Seriously, Shinji was there then he just went, I want to know what happened to them.
>>26140996Sorry, I mean seconding, didn't mean to link the other post.
>>26140798only Sung-sun.>>26140925Ashido.Or Gin.>>26140931I must agree.Senna would run him ragged- even Ichigo had a hard time keeping up with her.Plus I want to see him clumsily courting that nice little medic.
>>26140925what was Hime talking to Harribel and the Tres about?
>>26141024>>26140959Exact same request. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
>>26140443Hi Commuter, >>26140629 here. Just wanted to say that was excellent. So many points where I just lost it laughing! Thank you.
>>26140931Momo. Or what our various ladies have been saying about us during their girl talk sessions.
>>26140786It's internal. Through her uterus.
>>26140925the women in our room while we're talking to dad
You know, if Nemu is a Mod Soul, she and Kai should really hit it off.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roIEayg90Fg
>>26140786Her Hollow Hole is not visible.obligatory "Hollow girls have four holes" comment here>>26141060No.
>>26139736Release your shikai, look up to the Kai and seeeeeeee
All of this fucking being excellent to each other.In just a recap thread.Never stop being cool, /tg/
>>26141156>Nemu and KaiOh god no you will not distract me from Hanatarou and Nemu
>>26141005True, but that would still be useful information to have if verified. Either or both of them could also have been under a subtle Aizen induced hallucination at the time for all we know (we know Aizen can sneak in and out of Soul Society at will, so why not?).
I just realized something: Momo Hollowfied just as Ichigo touched her.>You narrow you eyes and, trying to mimic Yoruichi, move to appear behind her. You see her stiffen in surprise as you put your hand on her shoulder.>GOGO DIPLOMACY CHECK>You see her double over, grabbing her stomach in pain. As you turn her around, you notice a white caustic substance rising out of her mouth, beginning to cover her face rapidly.>The spiritual presence around her now reminds you of a hollow.Am I reading into shit or is this plot-relevant?As an aside: thanks, Cosgrove! This quest is a riot! I'm not fond of Bleach (or any long-running shonen), but the silliness that is FULL KUBO difficulty, along with a willingness to play around with canon, has sold me. I'm looking forward to next thread!
>>26141032She's giving them the downlow on how and when to bang Ichigo.
>>26140433this reading this>>26140482>>26140621my heart hurtsI like Aizen... make it end.
>>26141173I'm just a poor hollowquincygami I need no sympathy. for i'm easy come easy go. any way the crits go doesn't really matter to meee
>>26141224>warning them not to try anything without Momo around to consent/participate.Sounds about right.
>>26141216You miiiight be reading into this.She was obviously having problems before we met her.Though, It might have been hollow, might just be some weird cosgrove inserted thing.... It's not painfully obvious.However... we don't know that IC.Ichigo might think it's entirely his fault.
Everybody freaking out about Keigo should stop.Freak out about the fact that despite us DOUBLE RIDER KIIIICKING it to death, the Plot Rock still might exist to fuck Keigo over later.
>>26141315Man, fuck the plotrock.
>>26141244To me...Tia'sa spooky ghostPut a sword against her headPunched her sweet face:Now we're friendsTia'slife has just begunAnd now for loveShe's given it all awayTIAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO (any way the crits go)I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIEIF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROWREJECT IIIIITreject iiiiitas if nothing really mattered...
>>26140925Late as hell, but Shiro, Gin, or the Vizards.Alternitivly just what's going on in Soul Society since Shiro went out then came back.
>>26141291>>warning them not to try anything without Momo around to refereeFixed
>>26141315Urahara tried for a century to kill it and failed... we might have scattered it.
>>26141355No. I'm sorry but the only Queen song that should be adapted to this is Under(spiritual) Pressure.
>>26141315Don't be foolish.Nothing can survive a double rider kick.
>>26141369Which is why we need to band together with our friends to gather the shards of the sacred plot rock before the nefarious Aizen can!
>>26141200Bah! Nemu should totally get with Ishida though.
>>26141410>"This pussy... REEKS OF SOUL REAPER"
>>26141369>>26141403ICHIGO-YASHA: The Tales of the Plot Rock Shards
>>26141355It doesnt need the any way the crits go, The IT of reject it doesnt really flow well. Othe then that, not bad.
/INTERLUDE TWO START/“Shinji, why the hell are we holed up here?”Hiyori glares down at the sullen Shinji, who ignores her. Waiting a moment, she grows more and more irritated before slamming her sandaled foot into his head. Repeatedly.“What the hell Hiyori?!”Dodging out of the way, he gives an annoyed look at his friend, who smirks at him. “There you go. You’ve just about spent the last month in here with us on lockdown ‘cause you think you might’ve been found by Aizen?”She scoffs. “Let ‘em come. I’ll kick their asses.”Letting out a sigh, she looks down at him. “That brat could probably use our help, too y’know. You gave an invitation for him and up and fled. He’s less skilled then us, you left him like a sittin’ duck.”Shinij grits his teeth and determinedly avoids her eyes. “Alright, fine. Gather everyone up and we’ll make a group decision on what to do from here.”Hiyori gives him a victorious smirk. “That’s what I wanna hear.”/INTERLUDE TWO END/
>>26141410No way man. We're breeding Ishida with Yuzu once she's older to make some more Quincies. It's on the whiteboard and everything.
>>26140913We decide to chase the douchbag who just shot an arrow at us, because fuck that guy.After a rather clumsy chase, we eventually corner the Quincy bastard. Rather than talking things out, or offering an explanation, Ishida decides that the only reasonable course of action is to throw down some Hollow bait and have a dick waving contest over who can slaughter more Hollows. Classy buddy, real classy.Of course, Ishida had no way of knowing that we are part Hollow, and that throwing down Hollow-brand catnip would make our inner Hollow go on a fucking rampage. Hollow us (hereafter referred to as Hichigo) drags us into our Inner World and challenges us for dominance.An epic battle of Man vs Hollow commences... well, not really. Mostly we just roll a bunch of 20s and kick his fucking teeth in. He does show us Getsuga Tenshou though, which is pretty cool, even if he doesn't tell us the name due to how busy he was being stabbed to death.[Hollow Mask powerup unlocked!]With that little inconvenience out of the way, we use our new hyper mode powerup to quickly clean up the fucking mess that Ishida made, slaughtering minor hollows by the dozen.However, before we can relax, a fucking MENOS GRANDE rips its way through a hole in the sky and starts fucking shit up. It looks like Ichigo has finally met his match... wait, no, not really. We just easily murder it with Getsuga Tensho.As we give Ishida a verbal beatdown for pulling this little stunt, we fail to notice Grand Fisher sneaking up behind us. Oh man, we're so fucked...Well, actually, no. We aren't. We just killed a Menos, this little piece of shit is nothing and we cut him up real damn good. He begs for his life, and we decide to interrogate him before killing him, since we recall seeing his little doll-lure on the day our mother was killed.Turns out he couldn't eat our mother's soul for some reason, and has instead been holding her captive in Hueco Mundo. DUN DUN DUUUUUN.>post too long
>>26141444I see an anime convention filler episode.
>>26141458Vizards messed up?>oh shit.jpegAizen might be scarier this time around.
>>26141384There are other choices.>H0110w Boi>Here Comes the Gun (Starrk's Lullaby)>Mexico (Come Back to SS)> I Will Follow You Into the Dark >Shinigami Idiot
>>26141458>Vizards incomingAW FUCK YEAHNow we can throw Lisa at Chizuru and begin her lesbian kingdom of bitches!And have utterly bro moments bonding with Mashiro!And train to fight in confusing circumstances with Shinji!Also, Rose and Chad should play guitar together.
>>26141458Huh. Glad to see they're doing alright.
>>26141458>shinji decides to become our buddyguys i sense potential allies.
>>26141458Now we can begin Operation Short Bus Special!
>>26141458FUCK YES! Hopefully this means we have more captain level support for our "We're not invading, we are here to negotiate from a position of strength" plan...while the infiltration happens in the background.Heck, even if only Hyori comes to our aid, it works.She can fight/flirt with Hitsugaya.And if we fuck up so bad that Zero Division shows up, The Goddess of Grain will give no fucks about her "kill as a hollow on site" status and hug her adopted baby girl!...though how will Hyori respond to her mama figure's new...figure? Hilariously?
>>26141524>And have utterly bro moments bonding with Mashiro!Are you prepared for the glorious moment we all know is coming?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDpAAho3BJc
>>26141502... actually... yes.We could get a giant life sized plushie for Kai to inhabit, too.It'd be PERFECT!... and Chizuru can dress as an R63 Harem Comedy protagonist (I'd suggest Rito from To-Love-Ru).
>>26141458They think we're less skilled? Ha.
>>26141458...why don't I expect the Vizards to react well when they meet our Arrancar friends and subordinates?
>>26141476No man we are not doing that creepy eugenics shit.
>>26141458>>26141529Oh it looks like we're throwing one hell of a party in three IC days...
>>26141571God fucking damn it.I meant to reply to >>26141506 instead.FECK FECK FECK
>>26141524Mashiro is going to LOVE LOVE LOVE us and Chizuru. We are allies of Justice.
>>26141580I'm kidding man.I mean, I still find the idea from a few threads ago of Yuzu getting a huge crush on her Quincy teacher to be utterly adorable but I was kidding about the eugenics thing.
>>26141453I was singing it to myself to get the rhythm right, I figured I'd put it in.>>26141355Too lateYour time had comeSent shivers down my spine - You were faking the whole time!"Goodbye everybody - I've got to go!"You survived, after we killed the HogyokuuuuuuuMOMOOOOOOOOoooooooDIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYI SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT AAAAALL I see a spooky ghost come in from Mexico....
>>26141549I think you mean Jumpin' Jack Flash-step
>>26141518>Cover Up>Soul Wars>Soul Society>>26141559>>26141613RIDER TEAM UP INCOMING
>>26141495Despite how bad that little tidbit of information sounds, we decide to murder him anyway. After all, he's a Hollow, and even if he is telling the truth there is nothing stopping him from just teleporting us to the middle of the Hueco Mundo desert and leaving us for dead if we trust him. We resolve to look into the matter on our own later, and not just go running off to Ghost Mexico half-baked.We decide to resume Ishida's verbal beating back at Urahara's place, and send him there ahead of us as we run around town checking to make sure our friends and family are alright.We check in on our family, and thankfully they're fine. We look for Orihime for a bit and can't find her, which is worrying, but eventually find her spirit ribbon which leads us conveniently to Urahara's.As we prepare to enter the shop, the door opens to reveal none other than our new friend Shinji. Turns out our baseless suspicion was right, he IS magic!EPISODE 12 END
>>26141631ZANGETSU, ZANGETSUDO THE GETSUGA TENSHOUArrancars and Hollows,very very frightening YOU!Mizuiro Yasutora! Arisawa! Kurosaki! Orihime InoueKEIGO ASANONONONONO
>>26141675I'm not sure what songs you're referencing.
>>26141458Damn, we owe the Vizards a massive apology.
>>26141822For what? Defusing a suicide bomb?
>>26141798Cover up by Trapt says to "Put the mask back on"Soul Wars by Awolnation needs no explanation.Soul Society by Kamelot is...just give it a listen. Holy fuck, the parallels between this song and this quest...
>>26141458>Chizuru Honsho, professional lesbian>interacting with Lisa Yadomaru, girly mag connoisseurPls no
>>26140482anyone have that interlude or know what episode it's in?Also here's to hoping Cosgrove keeps pumping these out.
>>26141524Why is everyone disregarding the fact that Chizuru kissed /us/?
>>26141982Because we understand how sexuality works
>>26141982because both ichigo and chizuru though it was their last moment together
>>26141982Because in Japan, indirect kisses are a fairly big thing.Although I am pretty certain that (just like how most straight people have a small list of people they would go gay for) Ichigo is the only guy Chizuru would go for.
>>26141822Get out. We didn't do anything wrong and Shinji bailed because he was paranoid for good reason. We might like diplomancing, but we aren't being blamed for that.
>>26142060Oh wait I forgot she kissed us again recently ignore that first part.
>>26142012I don't think you do. She's 15 people.
>>26135904You need to start using the fixed cover brah.Also; how many recaps do you think you'll manage to push out tonight?Also hope you feel better.
>>26142012>what is desire/wish granting plotrock>what is kubo
>>26141982I'm not, but I want to pay her back in a way that does not involve rescuing her from situations we made.Like giving her the bitches she so deserves.>>26142012>understand how sexuality works>implying Chizuru isn't in a phase or hasn't just reached a phase where she branches out>implying she didn't come to love girls because something showed her boys weren't trustworthy>implying Ichigo isn't her perfect partner, only held back by being male>implying exceptions can't be made>implying we know anything concrete about Chizuru anymore>Implying implications>>26142057she's kissed him twice.>>26142060kissing in general is a big deal in japan.
>>26142099before this thread dies? 15 most likely
>>26142134So she gets women and us?
>>26141755Be warned. The spoilered pic is extremely lewd and not to be viewed by those under the age of 18Entering the shop, we see the whole party has assembled here, including Orihime and Chad. We get everyone up to speed on what the shit just happened. Afterwards, we have a family moment with dad and the sisters over what we learned from Grand Fisher, and get Urahara working on science to get us into Hueco Mundo so we can investigate. He also formally introduces us to Shinji, who promises to help us with our Hollow bits in the future.Next we talk to Ishida, and give him a SHOUNEN FRIENDSHIP FORGIVENESS PUNCH. He takes it pretty well, and we end up on pretty good terms with him.Finally we talk to Orihime about private stuff. She us to show her our Hollow mask, and despite her fear she accepts it and kisses us through the mask. She has a bit of an emotional breakdown, so we deploy tactical calming hugs, and then we hold her hand.We rejoin the rest of the group, exchange bro as hell thumbs up with Chad, and head home with our family. We comment on the fact that no actual Shinigami showed up despite the massive Hollow invasion, and we haven't seen Rukia in several days. Ah well, its probably nothing to worry about...EPISODE 13 END
>>26142134>I want to pay her back in a way that does not involve rescuing her from situations we made.I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my girlfriends!
>>26142180Just a note: It's possible to be biromantic and homo/heterosexual.Ichigo and Chizuru have a bromance going on. It's just that one of them is a lesbian.The lesbro, if you will.
>>26142134>implying she didn't come to love girls because something showed her boys weren't trustworthyDon't you dare fucking pull that shit
>>26142241>implying that doesn't happen>implying people never assume a group of people are bad because of an early experience with a bad member of that group
>>26142214cmon man this is a blue board
>>26142180Pretty much.>>26142228Only if they okay that.>>26142241>implying we know anything concrete about Chizuru anymore>Implying implications
>>26139736>>26141173>>26141244>>26141355>>26141631>>26141784gave it a go. Tempos a bit off, and I messed up a few times, but I think it came out pretty good.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uwlpb13s6J
>>26142228>implying its still plural.
>>26142228I wouldn't mind Chizuru joining us for foursomes sometimes provided we get to watch and maybe join in. Sex amongst bros is goddamn amazing and great for becoming even better bros.
>>26142364This is basically what I want.
>>26141613Oh god, I just pictured something. We're meeting up with Shinji and the rest of the Vizards and going over what's happened since we parted company. We're explaining the various Hogyoku shenanigans and Mashiro is BORED BORED BORED. Until we get to the end.>Mashiro is facing away while whining to Kensei about how bored she is.>Casually mention defeating it by Double Rider Kicking it into oblivion.>Mashiro abruptly freezes. Her head slowly turns until it's at a 180 degree angle from the rest of her body.>Slow smile spreads across her face until it's ear to ear.>Body begins to twist to match her head's impossible orientation.>Ichigo proceeds to NOPE the hell out of there.
>>26142362You're right. We need a word for something more than plural.
>>26142437We don't have Bel just yet and we don't know if Momo is alive anymore.
>>26142400So she'll do the Shaft headtilt?
>>26142334lots of background noise, but not a bad try.I guess the thread's quite since Bleach is almost on and it's only a matter of minutes until Butterfly Aizen and the death of Gin
>>26142437Tenchi. we have a tenchi of girlfriends
>>26142543Dammit, I admire Cosgrove's effort, but I wish he wouldn't make threads during Toonami General. I can't focus on both.
>>26142623That works too well...
>>26142590That's 90 degrees. I thought we were talking like her head just spins around exorcist style.
>>26142665Still far to much for a human neck to handle.
>>26142645He started it HOURS ago.That and the fact that we're past bump and an actual quest isn't going on are major factors.
>>26142214The next day rolls around, and we once again walk to school with Tatsuki and Orihime (who, despite our refusal to admit we're dating her, we've advanced to calling "Hime". Denial, much?). Upon arriving at school, we see students fleeing the classroom screaming something about a "demon". Looking inside, we see a very irate Chizuru strangling a battered looking Shinji. Apparently Shinji let it slip that Orihime may or may not have kissed us, and Chizuru did not react well.In true Ichigo fashion, we completely blow her off and take our seat. When she presses the issue, we confirm that yes, a kiss occurred. After making us promise not to hurt Orihime, Chizuru does the one thing nobody expected: She kisses us, full contact, tongue and all. In her mind, even a second-hand kiss with Orihime is good enough.We sit through a boring day of class and an uneventful lunch, and at the end of the day decide to check in on Chizuru to make sure she hasn't gone completely over the edge. Turns out, in addition to having her Hime stolen from her, she also witnessed the Hollow invasion and is now doubting her own sanity.We give her the Red Pill/Blue Pill option, but she chooses to stick with it and get answers, so we take her with us on our daily trip to Urahara's so he can fill her in while we train.[Honsho Chizuru has joined the party!]We do some Jinzen training while she gets brought up to speed, and have a mad sexy training montage with Hichigo (who seems to have taken over for Old Man Zangetsu, as well as stolen his coat).Afterwards we grab some dinner with Chizuru and get to know each other a bit better. By the end of it, we end up spilling out guts to her about everything from our worries over Orihime to our strange martyr complex that comes from the death of our mother. By the end of it, her advice boils down to "stop living in the past", which we take to heart. We exchange a brohug with our new lesbro, and agree to do this again some time.>post too long
>>26142728Toonami General starts at 7-8pm.
>>26142743forgot mah pic
>>26142364>Foursomes>implying it's only fourUnless you mean we have a separate occasion for Ichigo, 'Bel, and the Tres, in which case I approve.and she occasionally invites us over to "Be part of something awesome," with Lisa and Soi Fon...>>26142478>we don't have Bel just yetYET.It WILL happen.Even Cosgrove wills it.
>>26142801Yet, but at this point we just have the one even if she is five minuets away from fucking the shit outta Bel with us.
>>26142872this is true. also, our next interlewd should be one of Orihime and the Holow-femmes
>>26142872Sadly true.Also, I want to bring Chizuru with us if we ever re-invade ghost mexico.Because Aizen still has Loly, Menoly, Cirruci, and the Bunny girl.Are we still setting up Uryu with Cirruci, or what?
>>26142905I'd rather have it be a one-on-one. With Harribel.She's very self-sacrificing, so it's time she gets something she wants. That is to say, the dick.
>>26142930No consensus yet.
these slowdowns in the thread are depressing sometimes, but I guess we've all run out of stuff to say.
>>26142930Chad, maybe?Who does Chad get with?
>>26142963Kuukaku, I think.
>>26142930waitwait, who are we planning on hooking Nemu up with again?
I still want a Momo interlude!
>>26142959Eh, I just took a nap because I needed it, now I'm talking with my wife about Megaman Comics.Priorities...sad to say...money issues aside my life is pretty awesome and busy.
>>26142743We part ways with Chizuru, and decide to go out for a nice relaxing Hollow hunt before heading home. We find a Hollow, but its a weakling and we easily kill it. However, we sense an unfamiliar Shinigami nearby and decide to poke our head in and see who the newcomer is.Turns out its none other than Hinamori Momo, 5th division lieutenant. Oh, thats nice, she seems like a nice girl. Well, until she decides to arrest us for being an unregistered shinigami. Thats not so nice, and a fight ensues.She manages to trap us with some binding Kido, which we easily break. However she's still a lieutenant, and despite our best efforts she basically uses our skull as a kickball for a bit.We manage to pull off a successful Shunpo to get behind her, and put our hand on her shoulder dramatically as we try to talk her down.This turns out to be a very, VERY bad idea, as contact with us causes some sort of reaction and she immediately begins transforming into a fucking Hollow.Apparently, Aizen is now in the business of using his subordinates as Hollow-infused suicide bombers. Cute.EPISODE 14 END
>>26142801>>26142872Have this crappy thing I wrote in five minutes!/OMAKE/“THIS. IS. UNBEARABLE.”Ichigo sat in the main room of Urahara’s candy shop, the man and his associates nowhere to be seen. Honestly, after the long walk through the heat, the air conditioning felt rather pleasant. And there was free Popsicles, which lead him to his current problem. Orihime was trying to kill him. Almost definitely.“Hmmmmmm…. This is sooo good!”You watch her suck on the Peach Popsicle, slowly sucking on it, sliding it into her mouth with a humming noise. Slide slowly slides it in before pulling it out with an audible ‘pop!‘ as the Popsicle’s juices cover her mouth. She lets out a sigh of relief before she begins licking it, with her dexterous tongue as you cross your legs uncomfortably as you watch the scene, pulling at the collar of your shirt. When she finishes, she wipes away the juice coating her mouth with her hand before licking it up, smiling at you.“That was soooooo yummy, Ichigo!”You find yourself distracted as Harribel, sitting unnoticed in the corner of the shop walks over to the nearby cooler and pulls out an identical Popsicle, removing her silk scarf. She then pulls on Orihime’s sleeve, catching her attention.“…Could you show me how to eat one of these?”Orihime offers her a smile in return, taking the frozen treat from Harribel. “Alright, so what you need to do is either lick it or suck on it. Be careful, though, its juices can get alllll over you.”Carefully standing up, you quietly try to excuse yourself from the room. As you pit your hand on the door, two arms drag you back in. As you’re pulled back you see Harribel, looking embarrassed, and Orihime, her face somewhat flushed as she smirks at you.“…Now, now, Ichigo. Where do you think you’re going? I still haven’t taught Harribel the /right/ way to eat a Popsicle…”/OMAKE END/
>>26143021The new Megaman ones by Archie written by Flynn?They're fucking awesome
>>26143094Oh... oh my.I have the vapors.
>>26143094What the fuck, hime.You arent allowed to be rangiku
Get those tissues ready.
>>26142939...yeah, I second this.It wouldn't be fair to ShyBel to have others watching, either.One on One sounds good.>>26143012there has been debate between Keigo, Hanataro, Kai, and Uryu.>>26142963JoBro gets to be our cousin.>>26143094pic related
>>26143094Y-you only made this in 5 minutes!?im gunna need a moment
>>26143163I don't want to say goodbye
>>26143094l...lewd...Sir, if you call this crappy, then we may operate under differing standards
>>26141559Took me a bit, but I finally found something relevant to this!
>bleach is on>Mizuro is pimpan
Jesus Christ he's a cleptomaniac.
The fuck happened to Chizuru's voice
>>26143094>Orihime is comfortable with sex and uses this to tease IchigoDear lord, what have we unleashed upon the world?
>>26143284....who?>>26143249This must happen.somehow.Chizuru has her demifiend powers, Tatsuki has her greaves, Ichigo has his Blut, Mashiro has her own means, the Arrancars have hierro...How else can we have super-powered rider kicks?
>>26143321Mizuro, Bleach is on Toonami
>>26143321ishida knows blut now, Yoruichi, Soi Fong, the rest of Squad 2, Kenpachi and Squad 11 probably
>>26143183In that case, I shall refrain from placing my vote for Nemu just yet, because both Uryu and Hanataro would be adorable with her
Gin's voice makes me feel funny in my pants
>>26143375His english voice actor is amazing... I don't think I'll be able to hold these tears in though.
>>26143298a sultry goddess who wants all the gorgeous, nice people to be part of one giant ball of love and sex?
>>26143094NOW THAT COSGROVE HAS POSTED IT, IT MUST BE CANON
>>26143094Hey, Cos, do you mind answering a question about a die roll from a previous quest?
>>26143078So, faced with a newly Hollowified Momo, we do the only logical thing: offer moral support and try to talk her down.It doesn't work.What follows is several scenes of us getting thrown through various bits of scenery and stabbed a lot, as we try desperately to save her. Its not working very well.Only AFTER she nearly cuts our right arm off does it occur to us to put on our own Hollow mask, but its too late, and she impales us right through the chest, pinning us to the ground as she prepares to devour our very soul.However, now that its inside our body we can /feel/ her zanpakuto crying out in pain. This gives us the idea to try to do some weird swordception thing that, surprisingly, works thanks to Zangetsu's freaky spirit powers. We manage to drag both Momo and her Hollow into our own Inner World.Our Inner World is a bit different this time, what with the giant sword stabbed through the sky and anchored in place by Zangetsu's spooky shadows, but it gets the job done, and we intervene to prevent Momo from dying horribly to her Hollow.Turns out that, unlike our own Hollow who is just a crazy battle freak, Momo's hollow is lewd. Like, MEGA LEWD.Fortunately, cooler heads prevail and we turn down her proposition by way of a simultaneous headbutt/cuntpunt. While the Hollow is reeling, we get Momo back on her feet and explain that she has to beat this thing if she wants to live. We team up, and after some embarrassing flailing on our part Momo manages to get her shit together and beat the Hollow.We awaken to Momo straddling us (non-lewdly) and performing a healing Kido to prevent us from bleeding to death. We make a bad sex pun regarding penetration, and drag the still shell-shocked Momo off to Urahara's, since it seems she's in the same boat we're in now.>fuck, these chapters are long
>>26143440canon enough, despite that pesky omake label
>>26143463Sure, might take me a moment to track it down and answer accurately, but go ahead.
>>26143523Gin is the hero we deserve...
>>26143523Okay: What was the success threshold on the 6d100 roll from thread 24?
Gin fucking out trolled and out planned Aizen, he deserved to win that fight. Fuck you Aizen.
>>26143372To be honest, We don't have to worry about Hanataro at all. The kid's got natural weakling magnetism.Uryu, however, needs help.Also, I was looking through my old bleach volumes, and I came across that series of shorts about Karin and yuzu's classmate who has a crush on Keigo.I found it utterly hilarious that Keigo's popular with the exact opposite of the type of girl he wants.>>26143417There is nothing wrong with this.>>26143440Yes.>>26143519quite a few omakes in other series are canon.Like in Bleach's inter-chapter doodles.
>>26143519I just take that to mean its a future kind of thing here
>>26143483>Momo's hollow is lewd. Like, MEGA LEWD.At some point Homo is going to take over for a bit when we're partway through rescuing Momo and she will be SO MAD at Hitsugaya.>DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I HAD TO TRY TO GET HER TO GO FOR HIM>AND THEN HAD TO WORK TOGETHER WITH HIME TO GET HIM TO GIVE IN (SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE HAS ROCKING TITS)>THAT SEX WAS SO GOOD AND YOU DRAGGED ME AWAY FROM IT AND LOCKED ME IN A TOWERAnd for once Momo is not trying to get her to stop being so lewd
>>26143627And now I'm sadWe have to save him, guys
This is why we have to save Gin from his fate.
>>26143605I wonder if Momo and her Hollow get along better since her and Ichigo (and Hime) got together. Ichigo definitely has to meet her at some point.
>>26143574>Keigo's popular with the exact opposite of the type of girl he wantsIsn't Mizuiro the one supposedly into older women?
>>26143643>>26143646see>>26139420>>26139629I want him to be our inside man. Our double agent. Our viper.In the end though, for all his sacrifices, for all his hardships, he'll always make the sacrifice. To save us. To save all of us.Fly swiftly to Valhalla my friend...
>>26143552Depended on the character. Some were higher and lower, is all. There were two critical successes, though and one normal pass of the dc. There were three failures, though, one because of a crit fail.The dcs in order were 60, 90,90, 70, 70, 70, Can't say much more than that right now, or rather I won't.
>>26143692Where we go into Jinzen for learning how to fight better, Momo goes there to learn how to sex better.Meanwhile Tobiume wonders how her master ended up so lewd.
>>26143734I thought the spirit of the blade and the inner hollow kinda merged, if you got hollowfied? I mean, White-Ichigo is Zangetsu, right. Just also a hollow? OMZ is an expression of the Quincy powers.
>>26143734Then Homomo asks Tobiume if she wants to double team Zangetsu with her.
>>26143768No, Ichigo is a special case.
>>26143768Inner Hollow is a part of your own spirit, normal Zanpakuto are reflections of yourself cast into blank spirits with limitless becoming potential.Ichigo is a special case.
>>26143768Both in this and the canon version Ichigo became an actual Soul Reaper during Hollowfication so it's quite possible he never had a change for his initial zanpakuto spirit to actually be born.
>>26143695Keigo's your average guy, whereas Mizuiro is the one with an Oedipus complex.Remember his two leaping attacks on Rangiku, declaring it the coming of the goddess of breasts?Yeah.>>26143734She doesn't have to wonder-Tobiume witnessed it all, and is probably much happier with Momo than she was before.>>26143768No, Tobiume and HoMomo are two different beings.
>>26143483So we get her to Urahara's, and after some debate decide she deserves the truth, the full truth, and nothing but the truth.She takes the news of Aizen being an evil bastard about as well as one might expect, but she can't really refute the evidence, so she has a bit of a mental breakdown. We once again deploy tactical calming hugs, and give her the "believe in the me who believes in you who believes in yourself" speech, which seems to calm her down, for the moment anyway.Once she's no longer at risk of emotional implosion, Urahara drags us into a side room, and HE. IS. PISSED. I guess bringing Aizen's lieutenant right to his doorstep was a poor choice, and he basically kicks us out and tells us to stop fucking everything up, although he does say he'll still help train our human friends.We head home, Momo in tow, to explain to our father why we're dragging yet another girl home, this one a half-hollow ex-lieutenant shinigami. We manage to convince him to let her stay, but due to the risk of her being an assassin or something, she has to sleep in our room so we can keep watch on her. Right, goat-chin, thats totally the reason, you aren't just trying to get us laid or anything. Terrible father.After dinner we head to bed, and get some answers out of Momo before going to sleep. The only really relevant one is that Aizen has clearly compromised the guys in charge of monitoring the human world, because SS was utterly unaware of the giant Hollow invasion.Like a proper gentleman we let her have the bed while we sleep on a futon, and drift off to sleep. Some time later, we awaken to a rather strange sight. Last we checked, Momo should be in bed, and NOT hovering over us, mostly naked, breathing heavily as though she's schlicking it. And she most CERTAINLY should not immediately try to kiss with us when we surprise her by waking up.EPISODE 15 END
hey OP as an extra special treat can we spend that exp now? I'd like to buy kido and the quincy skill
>>26143833i'll second. he did say we could- consensus was just never reached
>>26143605Here's an idea, guys.Sex with Momo with masks on.
>>26143866We end up both becoming massively predatory and give Orihime the time of her life.
>>26139466Cosgrove, let me share with you my rage
>>26143866>Having sex with mom when she has her mask onNig do you want her to go full hollow when shes giving us the reverse cow girl?
>>26143866Not hollow masks mind you.Ichigo likes him some cosplay.
>>26143643>>26143646Don't worry guys, Cosgrove likes him too. Maybe we can save his life if we're lucky. He's in deep though.I want to ask Cosgrove questions, but I can't think of any.Also thanks to Kai for all the updates. Loads better than my memory rundown from earlier.
>>26143866Maybe not ON, but summoned?Yes.We'd need the whole warehouse, though.
>>26143833We need to put points towards the two handingOr Kido
>>26143866I've been saying this since Hime kissed us.The room will be filled with blood and what may or may not be white hollow goo.
Cosgrove, I have a question for you-Can you tell us what Momo's mask looks like?
>>26143094rage has been slightly abated
>>26143866Rough sex with high speed regeneration. I wish I had the high speed regeneration part of it. Knife play is fun, but the cuts itch madly for a week afterword.
>>26139466Is it wrong that I kind of don't like this?Like most of the time what we're doing is essentially sequence breaking, or areas that are unlikely to be addressed in canon, like Tatsuki, Keigo, and Mizuiro doing things.But stuff like the backstory of the main antagonist for most of Bleach?When Bleach itself is in its final arc?In my experience with fanfiction, even when the writers have good technical skills and suchlike, whatever explanations Kubo delivers are typically more entertaining in a way 'good' or 'bad' can't describe.
>>26143884I wish I still had the second part of this seriesIt's pretty fucking hard to come byMy copy got lost on the old computer
We've hit page 10. Can someone update the archive?
>>26143994Finally! Sex in the mercenary position.
>>26143955I've been imagining it as like one of those swept back helmets racing cyclists use with the face part of the Mask of the Child from Dark Souls. Covers pretty much her whole head.
>>26144000Cos has been at least on par with Kubo so far in my book. I also think he might be able to pull off something as crazy as the current arc in bleach.
>>26144044I imagine her mask to be eyeless personally due to her blind nature.
>>26144024I've been doing so with severe frequency, but will be going to bed soon, have to help a professional contact move in the morning then go to a Con staff meeting where I pass the reigns to an Anime Larp to a successor.Good night, guys, probably for real this time.See everyone at Recap thread part 2? I will work on more Kai relationship specials if you guys like them, and continue to plot to hook up Hiyori and Hitsygaya.
Ok guys, how do we save Gin?
>>26144000Yes, you're a bad person for not liking this particular fanwork. Die in a fire.You're entitled to your opinion. I'll admit this made me wonder if this might make things more difficult for Cosgrove to write, as /tg/ has a poor sense of meta-knowledge control. I'm not bothered by it, and think its an interesting possibility, but YMMV
>>26144089Once we figure out that he's a double agent?By making contact with him without Aizen knowing. The best way to do this?Swordception.
>>26144089by not letting him die to butterfly Aizen
>>26144089First off, no mercy for Aizen, even if he is bad future Keigo.All we can do is make sure present Keigo doesn't grow up to suck so hard.
>>26143833>>26143858I'll third, on the condition that we MUST get Glorious Two-Handed Method before fighting Kenny.>>26143807Despite our hormone's best efforts, we decide that sexing up the emotionally broken girl we just rescued is probably not the best idea at the moment, and gently turn her down. She cries for a bit, but it looks like this incident was just an aftershock of her earlier mental breakdown, and she's worried that if she doesn't make herself "useful" that we'll abandon her. She eventually drifts off to sleep, although firmly entangled in our shirt.With some careful contorting, we slip out of our shirt and deposit Momo back in bed without disturbing her, when we notice the ModsoulZilla giving us a death glare, as though we just betrayed the entire male gender. We give him a speech about the true nature of being a gentleman, and finally manage to get back to sleep.The next day, we make it clear to Momo that she doesn't need to be useful to be our friend, because thats dumb and not how friendship is supposed to work, and head out to school with her posing as our cousin who just moved in from out of town.Tatsuki wildly misunderstands the situation (well, actually she doesn't, but she doesn't need to know that yet), but thanks to dad we manage to bluff Momo's presence past her and maintain the peace.At school, it seems that Shinji has disappeared, but nobody other than our spiritually aware friends remember him. Freaky.During lunch we assemble the SPOOKY GHOST CLUB to explain the situation, and after introducing Momo properly, Orihime says this little nugget of pure horror:>“Ah, so she’s like an agent who was betrayed by her country and then she’s found by the dashing hero who hides her, but then, after they’ve fallen in love there’s a tragic ending where she sacrifices herself for the man she loves to save him from agents from her original country!”Fuck you Orihime. Stop foreshadowing right this instant.>Too long, again
>>26144089Kill Aizen before he leaves the SS
>>26144121OR we just have Hime reject his death if he DOES die.why didn't they try that.Seriously.
>>26144089Kill Aizen before Gin has a chance.
>>26144044Cosgrove? Is that you?cuz if so, that makes this canon
>>26143955Something like this, but it'd be all white except for the red lines and at the top are two horns that are somewhere between a Ram';s horn and a demon horn.
>>26144121If we stab him and swordception him, Aizen will consider him weak and expendable.The best hope we have is for him to make contact with us first similar to how Ocelot did to Snake in MGS3.
>>26144142They were kinda busy
>>26144136WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>26144065why wasn't that updated with "Shinigami stole Quincyland!"
>>26144089We need to >1. Meet Gin>2. Not fuck up the first meeting so hard that we end up fighting to the death>3. Learn a secret about him that he's kept hidden from EVERYONE, including god-mode KEIKAKU -tier BBEGSorry, guys, I wanna save the fox-faced bastard, but we have a LOT of bridges to cross in order to do so
>>26144160>>26144158Nevermind, thought you'd dropped your trip.I can do this kind of mask.>>26144162No, in the middle of a fight- we have OMZ and Brogetsu transfer our desire to speak with him through the swords- every blow is a new sentence in the conversation.
>>26144182No idea, I don't know if someone made a more recent version. That one was just the most recent one i had saved. I'd like to put together something similar for bleach quest but i have no idea how i would go about it,
>>26144162The odds are he'd Swordsception us given that this is a thing here.
>>26144210this HAS to be done
I'm not seeing this thread in the archive for some reason. Can someone check that is is actually there?
>>26144189Or just make sure Aizen doesn't get quite as god-mode and Gin just gets sick of Aizen's bullshit ahead of time to go 'fuck it, you die now'.
>>26144245its misnamed as detergent quest uncapped or something
>>26144000No, that's fine. You are welcome to your own opinions, after all. However, at the pace we do bleach quest, which is somewhat my fault, yes, there just isn't time for us to wait through one of Kubo's giant fifty people fight scenes that take forever to finish to get some more info that MIGHT be Aizen's backstory. I'm not trying to be rude or presumptuous, but I'd like to finish Bleach Quest BEFORE this final arc, unless its somehow super short, ends.
>>26144245Trolls got to it first and gave it the wrong name again. Search for 'Bleach' under tags.
>>26144219I think that's only something we can do, as a strange side effect of the Quincy Shadow.
>>26144189The man has a goal in mind and even though we share the same end goal, he will gladly kill us to keep his cover.Sure he might regret it, but killing Aizen and saving the souls of every human, hollow, and soulreaper is too high a price, and one he will gladly pay in blood, be it from us or him.He's more or less The Boss
>>26144246He didn't need to get sick of him, he just needed a moment where he could touch Aizen's sword without immediately getting killed. Sadly in canon that wasn't until Aizen had become too powerful for him to defeat.
>>26144246He would die unless he has the perfect moment which he waited for.
>>26144254oooh... I want Bleach Quest to last for as long as possible... bummer.At least we got that 6 week hiatus.
>>26144158Oh sorry, should have said I wasn't cosgrove forgetting trip. That was just what I'd pictured until now.
>>26144254Cosgrove, Bleach is on a five week haitus. You've destroyed about five years of writing in a month. There's only seven more to be destroyed.
>>26144310I'm expecting Bleach will be a minimum of a year before ending and there's still stuff like filler arcs and learning how to drive Soul Society to get through. I don't think we're ending anytiem soon, but we're still going to probably beat Bleach to the Finish Line.
>>26144000I both love it because it's new and interesting backstory and world-building (The more interludes the better in my opinion), and hate it because giant spoilers.Love more than hate though easy.
>>26144136After introducing Momo, we fill everyone in on the current situation, and we all agree to lay low and find a hideout that we can meet safely in, which Momo says she can make invisible using Kido. Neat.We head out to scout possible locations after convincing Ishida to join us, and come upon what seems to be an old abandoned warehouse. We investigate, and it turns out not to be abandoned at all, its a hideout for those skateboard punks who killed us in thread 1! FUCK THOSE GUYS!We get in another fight, but this time we kick their asses hard and they vacate the premises in a hurry. Afterwards, we scout out an old apartment building and an abandoned hospital as possible hideout locations, but in the end we settle on the warehouse as the best location, and Momo gets to work making to all invisible and shit, after we give her some friendly encouragement.While she's working on that, we talk to Ishida about Quincy stuff and learn most of the backstory on why he hates the Shinigami so much. We also learn that our mother died on the same day HIS mother fell into a coma, which led to her death.EPISODE 16 END>Ok, I'm stopping here for now, since we're on page 10 and I'm tired as fuck. Wow, all the way to page 10 and we're only half way done. Holy shit, this quest is dense.
>>26144364>A year of Bleach Questmagical beyond words...This all consuming fire will burn my life to cinders. And I will love it.
>>26144254Well Kubo is taking a month and a half off before going into the final pull starting this week, so you've got time.
>>26144254Yeah that's fair I guess, especially since Kubo's on like a six week break.Although sometimes I think that you don't need to go quite so fast. Like the events in Bleach took place over three years, and less than half of that was timeskip.At this point I'm pretty sure we're going to kill the soul king or whatever before we turn sixteen.
>>26144373Yeah, we'll call the recap here, I think. We'll do another sometime, and continue from this point.In the meantime, I will, at my discretion, answer one question you all decide on.
>>26144373New thread Cosgrove?In any case thanks for the rundown mate. If you want to finish; pastebin for prosperity and update as threads go on?
>>26144411>In the meantime, I will, at my discretion, answer one question you all decide on.Can we have one more interlude? Can it be an interlewd?
>>26144411what is Momo's current status?
>>26144411If time travel -does- become a thing in Bleach, will it become that annoying deterministic stable loop one, with self-generating information and suchlike?Because that seems... impossible to pull off in this format.
>>26144411What is the link between Keigo and Aizen?
>>26144373Thanks, bro. You and the other recappers have been doing Kubo's work tonight.
>>26144411Unless you intend to make it a full interlude: What was Snow Boy's reasoning for taking Momo back to SS, rather than just killing her like he originally intended?
>>26144411Will each kido spell cost XP to learn, or can we simply get trained in them by someone who knows the spell and be able to cast it after buying the appropriate rank in kido?
>>26144411>>26139466Guess this was the super special Interlude teased and I'm totally ok with that because it's a big one. Or just a ruse...>>26144411Any chance for a Shiro interlude? I know you're not taking questions on Rukia.Failing that; what's Gin been up to?
>>26144411How slim were our chances of saving Chizuru?
>>26144476>>26144489Lets leave way for SOME surprise.
>>26144431I don't think there's time for that, to be honest, as much as we'd all like one.>>26144476No, no, we HAVE to save this for later.Don't spoil the reveal.>>26144488I like this, or >>26144451>>26144484
>>26144476>>26144489No no no.I want this to be a surprise.Plus, I GUARANTEE Cos' answer would be worded in such a way that it would only confuse us more, thus essentially wasting the question.
>>26144496it is NOT the special interlude
>>26144484Original Kai here, Thanks for pulling the weight around here my grandmother who im extremely close to had to go to emergency twice in a row so my mind cant really focus at the moment
>>26144518>it is NOT the special interlude>ExecutionTimeHasBeenMovedGasps.gif
>>26144411How can we trigger Hichigo's levelup?
>>26144411Is it possible to recruit Ashido?
>>26144476Nah I'd like to wait for that.
>>26144526No problem bro
>>26144533>Cos doesn't need to tell us this, we train with the Vizards and they keep us in check while we are going full hollow. We do this for 1 day of training before heading to Soul Society.
>>26144518So yeah, what's up with Gin?
>>26144518Are we doing enough to earn the special interlude?
>>26144533This or what Toshiro or Gin are up to are good with me since Rukia's probably dead and Momo is quite possibly presumed dead and in hiding. Or vice versa.
>>26144569Yeah, I need to know!
>>26144569This isn't your answer's question, but YES!/ INTERLUDE?/Keep moving.Keep taking the next step. You’re battered, you’re bruised.But you’re alive.You’re still alive!You feel elation and anger and a million other things before you reign in your emotions and return your focus to your objective: find a safe house. That fall made him think you dead, so don’t waste it. You lower you cloak’s hood to hide your face before your shoulder throbs /painfully/.You clutch at your shoulder, frozen to seal off the damage, and wince before you keep walking.Just… keep walking./END INTERLUDE?/
>>26144604MY HYPE LEVELS JUST WENT OFF THE CHARTS
>>26144604Cool, we're meeting Rukia at Shiba house. voting for>>26144451
>>26144604Guys.Guys.We should go to the Shiba clan house when we get to Soul Society.
>>26144604>frozen to seal off the damageRUKIA!YES!Also, Gin totally knows you're alive, he's just a bro. I love you Bro Gin.
>>26144604Fuck yes Rukia.
>>26144604Quite an interesting turn of events. I had my suspicions, but it's good to see them confirmed.In any case, my question would have to be: What are the odds of everyone walking out of us losing someone in Soul Society?
>>26144604FUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I AM MOTHER FUCKING GLAD I STAYED UP A BIT LONGER JUST TO SEE THIS!FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YEAH! GAR RUKIA!Oh man, where is the one place no one would look for her?Shiba House is where no one would look for her.
>>26144642We weren't already?SHIBA, MAH CUZIN!
>>261446571 in 20
>>26144476At my discretion, I will not be answering this question.
>>26144645Oh don't get the wrong impression, I just like to see my prey squirm.Don't go spreading it around though. I like to keep it a surprise.
>>26144604Hang in there, Rukia. We'll be there soon. If we had taken The Deal at any point before the fight with the Hougyoku, would you have cashed in your 1 at some point there?
>>26144684>At my discretion, I will not be answering this question.But, your question is not taken up either.
>>26144484I'd kind of like the answer to this.Like did Aizen change his mind and send a new hell butterfly with different orders?Or is disposing of his lieutenant becoming so much harder than he planned?
>>26144684Good, many of us didn't want that bit spoiled.
Rolled 70>>26144676I loled hard
>>26144684Momo status please
>>26144676with these dice? 1 OR 20
>>26144657If we don't go full retard like they did in canon, we should be fine.We've got Mizuiro, we can totally Tactical Espionage Action this shit.Metal Soul Solid: Swords of the Patriots