Your voice goes a bit lower. "There wasn't a first date, Rose..." You straighten up in your seat, keeping your speech clear and proper. You're fine talking about Roy's midnight chats or Rose's psychotic stalkers, but now that you're the subject of discussion...You are the Commander of the M26E1 Pershing heavy tank "Black Jack" and you did not go out on a date with Yukari. Dammit, all you did was walk her home. And meet her parents. And watch a movie with her. And leave your jacket on her when she fell asleep so she wouldn't get cold....IT WASN'T A DATE!"Wait, Commander went on a date?" Richard says from the driver's seat. "Yukari? The loader?" You practically hear his grin. Goddammit. "That's so sweet!" He practically squeels. "I knew you'd find someone!""That's what I said!" Rose says happily, knowing that you were already halfway to opening up the commander's hatch and running for the hills from this conversation. "She loves tanks. He commands one of the baddest tanks in Japan. Match made in heaven!">"It wasn't a date! I just brought her home after the party!">Spaghettis.>"How much longer until we're mobile?
>>26078864>"How much longer until we're mobile?time to kill tanks
>>26078864>>"How much longer until we're mobile?Best way to end the teasing is not respond.
>>26078864>>"How much longer until we're mobile?
>>26078864>"It wasn't a date! I just brought her home after the party! Granted her parents were all "please knock up our daughter", but we didn't do anything!"
>>26078864>"It wasn't a date! I just brought her home after the party!">Spaghettis.>Dammit, all you did was walk her home. And meet her parents. And watch a movie with her. And leave your jacket on her when she fell asleep so she wouldn't get cold.
>>26078864>SpaghettisIt'l be hilarious trust me.
>>26078864>"How much longer until we're mobile?
>>26078864>"It wasn't a date! I just brought her home after the party!"Engage spaghetti containment procedures. Catastrophic containment failure in a few more attempts.
>>26078864>"How much longer until we're mobile?SHOW NO WEAKNESS.
>>26078864>>"It wasn't a date! I just brought her home after the party!">>Spaghettis.>>"How much longer until we're mobile?The only possible option is PANIC and EVERYTHING
>>26078864>>"How much longer until we're mobile?we lasted this long, let's keep our compsure still.
>>26078864>>"It wasn't a date! I just brought her home after the party!">>Spaghettis.
>>26078864>otherI am insulted that you would think I would call a movie night with a friend a date. If that were to be the case, then me and Rose -and the rest of you for that matter- could be considered married.
>>26078864>"How much longer until we're mobile?Hate to burst your bubbles, but I've gotten farther with Rose than Yukari. Feels friendzoned man.
>>26078864This >>26079058Make them feel really awkward for bringing it up.
>>26078864>OtherChanging from "How much longer until we're mobile?" to this: >>26079058
>>26078864>"It wasn't a date! I just brought her home after the party! Granted her parents were all "please knock up our daughter", but we didn't do anything!">Spaghettis.I think Russels is in denial.
>>26079058Voting for this.
>>26079058>>other>I am insulted that you would think I would call a movie night with a friend a date. If that were to be the case, then me and Rose -and the rest of you for that matter- could be considered married.Also changing to this
>>26079058Guess I'll throw my hat in with this.
>>26079058Changing to this.
>>26079058I'll throw in with this too.
>>26079058Also voting this.
>>26079058This.Also, sorry I'm late. TONKS, TIME, etc.
>>26079058Why not? Throwing my lot here.And we might wanna check if the radio is broadcasting to ALL frequencies. Because that would pretty much double the embarrassment.
>>other>I am insulted that you would think I would call a movie night with a friend a date. If that were to be the case, then me and Rose -and the rest of you for that matter- could be considered married.So very much this!
>>26078864>"How much longer until we're mobile?between >Spaghettis.oh god BlackJack QM, PLEASE have our radio man have the button pressed though all of this so the girls could hear it.
>>26078864TIME FOR TONKS!
You sigh a bit, checking your watch. Another four minutes of awkward conversation. Time to throw it back in their face. "Well, with all the movies I've watched with you..." You relax a bit in your seat, knowing that Rose is going to go apeshit at this one. "Guess you must be a bit jealous that my cinematic tastes have moved on." There is no reply. Bingo. "Or have you been watching movies with Patrick now?" You continue with a smile. "...or Richard? How scandelous! Guess all those times we watched movies together..." You let the sentence hang."Wait... I did what with Rose?" Patrick says..."Shut up, Patrick." Rose says quickly. "Three minutes until we're on the hunt." She says, ice cold. Guess that conversation is over. Three minutes is going to be a long time for an awkward silence.>Three minutes is nothing as long as our spaghetti remains unspilled.>Wait... Who's Patrick "watching movies" with?>Seriously... You aren't dating Yukari.
>Wait... Who's Patrick "watching movies" with?
>>26080500what? this is /tg/. why can't we have both /a/ and /tg/ get together?
>>26080511>Wait... Who's Patrick "watching movies" with?
>>26080550Because whoever drew Miho can't draw human beings. It makes my eyes hurt.
>>26080511>Alright Roy load up a paint round and lets get ready to roll
>>26080569And the turret of the Leman Russi makes MY eyes hurt, but I'm not going to complain about it.Still though, how do you load the main gun?! The shell must be bigger than the bloody turret.
>>26080511>>Wait... Who's Patrick "watching movies" with?
>>26080511>damn it, why didn't we think of this!>open radio to Miho"I don't mean to interrupet this game of tag, but i remebered something Miho. after this, we need to have a meeting to go over exactly how many and what type of tanks Black Forrest had when you were there last and what they might be fielding when we face them."
>>26080622it might be a heavy Laz cannon as far as i know.
>>26080511>Three minutes is nothing as long as our spaghetti remains unspilled.MC's face at this moment.
>>26080622Maybe an autoloader?
>>26080511>>Wait... Who's Patrick "watching movies" with?>>Seriously... You aren't dating Yukari.I want to see some sphaghetti.Teasing is a two way street. If we keep teasing all the time, we'll breed some unhappiness.
>>26080679No, that's the battlecannon and it is pretty retarded.GW tanks are based off of WW1 models with turrets slapped on, after all
>>26080511>>Wait... Who's Patrick "watching movies" with?Time to go on the counter attack!
>>26080738Case in point.
>>26080738>>26080776well, blame the artist for doing it bad.
>>26080839They're pretty much on-model for the turret itself, all that retardation is down to GW.Unless you meant how it and miho are in complete profile which is yeah amateurish.Have a land raider
>>26080776God that's a sexy tank
>>26080511>Seriously... You aren't dating Yukari.
>>26080511>Wait... Who's Patrick "watching movies" with?Let's see if we can draw some heat off ourselves.
>>26081738shh, tank is like glacier, lumbering and slow
>>26081770I think a glacier might be faster...
>>26081804glacier also not have armor, cannon, or girls inside
>>26081821COMRADE STALIN HAVE BANNED LITTLE GIRLS FROM INSIDE GLACIER?
>>26081845Is not banned comrade, but with the girls come the armor and the cannon and then glacier is no longer glacier but is tank
>>26081677Girls und Kampfhubschrauber Quest when?
>>26081866IN SIBERIA MANY GLACIER. IF PUT LITTLE GIRLS AND CANNON ON GLORIOUS RUSSIA COULD MAKE MANY ICE TANK. IS NO WORSE IDEA THAN COMRADE KLIMENT TRACTOR.
>>26081907In Siberia many workers as well. Is good plan
>>26080622>>26080679The Lemon Ross is a chibi tank - All the Tanky bits are emphasized - Cannon, hull gun, treads, big, and all the non-tanky bits (Like fuel tank, ammo storage, exhaust, engine, crew) are minimized. It's a chibi tank. Big gun small ammorack styling.
>>26081949Holy shit, that makes sense.
>>26081907Is only needs gear shifted by hammer and cannot rotate turret on slope. Kliment made magnificent mobile pilbox.
>>26081879>>26081677Planefag here, no, not THE planefag, I would watch the everloving crapfuck out of anything between Frauen und Fighters and Strike Witches sans ecchi/yuri.Either that, or Flight School. Or Kabu no Isaki. Or Crimson Skies (RIP).Basically planes are cool and I like them and everything is better with planes.
>>26081949What the fuck is up with that stuka?
>>26081999ICE TANK HAVE NO GEARS COMRADE. ONLY GO FORWARD FOR GLORY OF MOTHER RUSSIA!
"So..." You start, unwilling to sit in silence for that long. "What I gotta know, Patrick, is how- in a school where the women literally outnumber the men a hundred to one- you've managed to stay completely unattached.""I'm a strong Irishman who don't need no woman!" He says, snapping his fingers for emphasis. "I'm a quite happy being unattached!" He concludes happily.You cock an eyebrow. "Really?" You say, not believing a word of that. "Sure you aren't just worse with women than I am?" Well, Richard aside, none of the guys on the crew were terribly good with women. Roy was shy, Patrick was... Patrick, and you had a tendency to panic at the very hint of romance."A little of column A, a little of column B..." He says, shrugging it off. "Besides, I've got the internet..." Classic Patrick- not giving a fuck about what the world thinks of him- it's halfway between an odd sort of noblity and mental defect."Oh gross..." Rose says, rolling her eyes. "If you're bragging about that, no wonder none of these girls will touch you.">We should find Patrick a girlfriend, if only to see if it's possible!>"What makes you guys think I'd be dating Yukari, anyway?">I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)
>>26082039>>We should find Patrick a girlfriend, if only to see if it's possible!Because absolutely nothing could go wrong doing this...
>>26082033Filename - Flip-tail Stuka. Also looks like something from Crimson Skies.>>26082039>[x] Imply gayness
>>26082039>>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)We only got hit because we stayed in an alley after having been spotted in it. A foolish choice.
>>26082039>"I'm a strong Irishman who don't need no woman!"Ooh lawd>>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)
>>26082039>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)
>>26082035This is why you are always late to battle. Is many speed forward. You drive slow like old grandmother in car that leaks oil.
>I AM SINISTAR!
>>26082039>>26082067"Say, Patrick, I haven't seen you paying a lot of attention to the girls. You weren't eyeing Saori's Saoris, you weren't ocularly molesting Momo's Momories... (Pause) And you do seem to really get along with the other boys, and you do seem to really enjoy spending time with them..."
>>26081907BUT COMRADE VANYA, MUCH COLD NEEDED TO KEEP GLACIER IN SHAPE OF TANK. WINTER LAST ONLY FIVE MONTHS, AND LESS THAN FIVE MONTHS WHEN NOT IN MOTHERLAND. FIGHT IN OTHER PLACES MEAN TANK GONE AS FAST AS BOTTLE OF VODKA AT COSMONAUT REUNION, AND MANY LITTLE GIRLS SITTING IN MANY PUDDLE OF WATER.
>>26082125should have replaced Saori's Saori's with Yuzu's yuzuz
>>26081879I'd rather see cute girls and planes than cute girls in copters, simply because I think dogfights would be cooler to see between planes than those whirlybirds. That, and Top Gun/ID4 references abound.
>>26082039>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS!BEWARE, I LIVE!
>>26082039>"What makes you guys think I'd be dating Yukari, anyway?"Like seriously, she has a raging ladyboner for Miho.
>>26082154Is good for farmland comrade, spreads glory of the working man far and wide
>>26082039>We should find Patrick a girlfriend, if only to see if it's possible!
>>26082039>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)We can find him a girl after practice.
>>26082039>>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)I HUNGER!
>>26082112MY GRANDMOTHER DO NOT DRIVE CAR. ONLY DRIVES OLD CART AND WAGON PULLED BY DONKEY. >>26082154IS LIE! WINTER IS 7 MONTHS ALL AROUND WORLD! BABUSHKA WOULD NOT LIE! BESIDES COMRADE, WE CAN DISTRACT DIRTY CAPITALIST PIGS WITH WET LITTLE GIRLS! THEN GLORIOUS RUSSIAN INFANTRY CAN KILL THEM WITH STICK!
>>26082202I think if we deny it too hard, it'll backfire.
>>26082039>"What makes you guys think I'd be dating Yukari, anyway?"followed by>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)
>>26082011Oh dear lord F-15 is so cute.>F-14 and F/A-18 are clearly good friendsDon't let her get close to you Tomcat! The filthy harlot will just stab you in the back and steal your boyfriend!>F-35's "budget" shopping bagI chuckled heartily.>>26082039>We should find Patrick a girlfriend, if only to see if it's possible!
>>26082217INFANTRY WITH STICK? KULAK PIG! GLORIOUS SOVIET INFANTRY NEED ONLY LOVE OF MOTHERLAND
>>26082203Is good for our ENEMIES farmland. We do not send sacred ice of motherland to water farms of capitalist pig-dogs.
>>26082011>A-10>shark teethBe still my beating heart
>>26082039>"What makes you guys think I'd be dating Yukari, anyway?">I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)I mean all I want to do is cover her and her friends in my white liquids and force them to wash it off themselves.
>>26082297When farmers see generous Soviet irrigation they will rise up against their wagemasters and pave the way for our revolution
>>26082272OF COURSE COMRADE! INFANTRY ONLY NEED LOVE OF MOTHERLAND! BUT I HEAR IS THING CALLED "PROGRESS" AND GLORIOUS RUSSIA IS NOW SO RICH AS TO GIVE EVERYMAN STICK TO FIGHT CAPITALISTS!
>>26082297Enemy farmland is become out farmland, feeder of people.Do you not know how war works comrade?
>>26082039>>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)All while broadcasting that blood curdling scream over the radio
>>26082039>We should find Patrick a girlfriend, if only to see if it's possible!I bet it's gonna be one of the Sodoclones. Or one of the WoT nerds--the one with the glasses.
>>26082342TRULY OUR COMMUNIST LEADERS ARE IN TOUCH WITH THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE. A STICK FOR EVERY MAN. ONWARD, TANK OF GLORIOUS SOVIET GLACIER LOLI
>>26082381All the Sodoklones. See how long it takes for MC to realize.
>>26082381There is only one choice.Takeshi, Patrick. Close enough.
>>26082217BABUSHKA NOT LIE, BUT BABUSKA NOT SEE ENTIRE WORLD. COMRADE FYODOR COME BACK FROM CUBA, AND SAY NO ICE OR WINTER AT ALL. HOW LITTLE GIRLS FIGHT IN CUBA, COMRADE?>>26082272NO, GLORIOUS SOVIET INFANTRY FIGHT WITH RIFLE OF COMRADES MOSIN AND NAGANT, OR SUBMACHINEGUN OF COMRADE SHPAGIN IF LUCKY. STICK INFERIOR TO GLORIOUS SOVIET TECHNLOGY.
>>26082476NO ICE OR NO WINTER? COMRADE FYODOR PERHAPS HAVE TOO MUCH OF RUM AND CIGARS OF FRIEND OF SOVIET PEOPLE CASTRO. IS NOT POSSIBLE!
>>26081879>Saunders brings a fucking ComancheMAXIMUM PUCKER FACTOR, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! WE WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S THERE UNTIL IT"S RAMMING MISSILES UP OUR ASS!
>>26082476But Rifle of Moist and Nougat is Czarist Technology, superior and equal army of the people would never use the inferior weapon of the white banded oppressors.
>>26082515they would be more likely to bring a Cheyenne, then we would be truly fucked
>>26082039>We should find Patrick a girlfriend, if only to see if it's possible!we need to pair the spares.also>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)we SO need to get speakers for our tank
>>26082039>>>I AM SINISTAR! RUN, COWARDS! (Get back to the hunt!)
>>26082538THIS IS TRUE, GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S ARMY MUST BE ARMED WITH RIFLE OF COMRADE KALASHNIKOV, THE PIGDOGS WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING!
>>26082510HE ALSO COME BACK WITH SKIN MORE BROWN, MAYBE HIS BRAINS AND BODY ADDLED BY RADIATION OF GLORIOUS SOVIET MISSILES.STILL, COMRADE CARLOJA SAY THAT THERE WERE NO SNOW IN MONTH OF OCTOBER OR NOVEMBER WHEN HE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISTS IN SPAIN, SO MAYBE NOT SEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER IN ALL OF WORLD.
>>26082893I HEAR STORY OF COMRADE CARLOJA PUNCH BOMBER OF FASCISM IN SPAIN. PERHAPS TRUE. MAYBE LAND NOT OF ICE AND WINTER. DO NOT MATTER. GLORIOUS SOVIET ICE LAUGH AT LACK OF WINTER. BOURGEOIS SEASON NO MATCH FOR TANK OF SNOWLOLI
>>26082980the fuck man, we're not facing pravda yet.
>>26083095Although thinking ahead, the black forest peak match is gonna be... interesting. The strategy they pulled in the show with the Maus, ie alone except a scout in an urban setting, is only really tenable when nothing on the enemy team can penetrate its armor. The thought of their heavy tank line formed up around that monster and crawling across the plains is a frightening one
>>26083183>The thought of their heavy tank line formed up around that monster and crawling across the plains is a frightening oneWe can reliably pen the Maus with HVAP, dude. Our 90mm with HVAP is pure fucking hax.
>>26083224Inb4 they get a Ratte or something.
>>26083224Is that taking into consideration they might angle their armor or do we punch straight through anyway?
>>26083183The operative word there is "crawling". If they want to stay in formation with it they're going to be going at the pace of a moderate jog.
>>26083224Yes, which is why they wouldn't leave it unsupported
>>26083244Functional tanks only. The Ratte never got off the drawing board and besides that is economic suicide for anyone trying to build or run it and is otherwise too goddamn heavy to function properly.
"Alright, time to roll!" You say as you check your watch. "Ten minutes is up... Richard, back us up- Miho probably left a rear guard to take us out if we follow her directly." You need to get out of Oldtown- Miho's already brought her four surviving tanks out- probably heading aft towards the hills and woods you'd battled in last week."Roger- maybe take the starboard access road?" He says- he's been studying maps of the ship. "Probably less traffic out there and it's a bit lower than the rest of the ship, should keep us nice and hidden." "Sounds good. Just keep your eyes open." You say, opening up the commander's hatch. "Last time they got us in those woods they got the drop on us. That's not going to happen again." You slide up to a standing position, blinking in the sudden morning light. >Go for the River, it'll give us the best mobility to find and attack.>Skirt around to the mountains- we can get defilade and we'll have a better view.>Go straight for the woods- they won't expect us to charge in that aggressively.
>>26083266Which favors them, honestly. Less chance of track malfunction or fuel issues, and so long as they keep a few tanks detached to flush us out it could be tough
>>26083312>Go straight for the woods- they won't expect us to charge in that aggressively.
>>26083266Obviously, it tops out at around 13 kph going in a straight line, on a paved road. Off-raod, it'll be moving at a brisk walking pace, at best.>>26083317>Which favors themNo. It doesn't. They'll be pracitcally stationary to keep formation with it. Fish in a barrel.>>26083312>Skirt around to the mountains- we can get defilade and we'll have a better view.
>>26083312Defilade is always best option
>>26083290I was under the impression that prototype tanks were acceptable. I'll have to look at the rules again more closely
>>26082762Sergei Siminov is rolling in glorious people's grave.He made mighty carbine that is sighted in with bayonet fixed so you can shoot while you charge and kill people before you kill people, unlike rifle of Kalashnikov which is sighted in on moonless night in different room from target and cannot hit point of aim smaller than medium sized barn.
>>26083312>Go for the River, it'll give us the best mobility to find and attack.Going for "Keep moving" because the lack of doing such was what got us painted.
>>26083312>Skirt around to the mountains- we can get defilade and we'll have a better view.
>>26083312>>Skirt around to the mountains- we can get defilade and we'll have a better view.
>>26083443the rules are pretty much "If it was built before V-Day, its legal" and that goes for any modifications or equipment, as long as something was built with it, or modified with it, before the end of the war, its legal
>>26083312>>Skirt around to the mountains- we can get defilade and we'll have a better view.Remember what happened last time we went to the woods?
>>26083524should add, this also includes prototypes and production trial vehicles, which is why the Porsche Tiger and Maus are legal to use
>>26083395fish in a barrel with good sightlines and very long-range cannons
>>26083465>implying that the AK didn't fit better with soviet combined-arms doctrine
>>26083312hum, Miho knew about what to do when we fought both in the hills and forest. but the river is diffrent, i think it's not deep and it's something we can use. the LAST thing we need is to get stuck in a trap were we can turn out turrent fast enough. so>Go for the River, it'll give us the best mobility to find and attack.
>>26083571Hulldown. Hit from extreme distance. Our 90mm has pretty damn great effective range, and makes a MOCKERY of Tigers.
>>26083635Do we really? Shit, I thought that was a late-war german thing
>>26083312>Skirt around to the mountains- we can get defilade and we'll have a better view.You. I remember you. In the mountains.
>>26083556Wouldn't the T29 and T30 both be legal then since they weren't just going through trials, there were planned orders for them before the Japs surrendered.
>>26083725yep, the 29, 29E4, 30, 32 and 34 would all be legal, if you could convince the americans to let you run around in the only existing examples...
>>26083725If there were full prototypes produced by V-day, they're legal. Is it that hard to understand?
>>26083725Panther II, TOG II, and Valiant are also legal.Good luck getting your hands on them though.
>>26083830>Gloriana TOGstomps the Maus and takes us on in the finals>Shiho's face when
>>26083312I think that it would be wise to rule out going for the woods, while Miho might not expect it, it would be easy for her to react to and, once surprise is lost, plays to her advantages. Likewise, I think we can rule out the river, it seems obvious given both our advantages and personality, so it is probably a trap. Knowing this, it seems to me that the best plan would be to>Skirt around to the mountains- we can get defilade and we'll have a better view.
>>26083784The question does tend to come up since the initial designs were completed before then, but they were fine-tuning some, like the T34, until 49.>>26083751They have all those plus the T28 at Benning...well not a 29E4, they only have the E3.From what I can tell, most of the tanks used in the show are either reproductions or made with reproduction parts.
>>26084002If I recall correctly the league does have licensed reproduction part manufacturers, but I don't know what the policy on complete scratchbuilds is
>>26084048I'd say full rebuilds are accepted, provided they use period appropriate materials and such. Considering how rare tanks that old sometimes are these days. In the real world theres only 1 still operational Tiger in the whole world for example. Or how Oarai can have the only Porsche Tiger just laying around.
>>26084726Admittedly, I can see old tanks like that surviving for far longer if they're constantly maintained, used, and repaired...as they would be if Senshado has been going on for a while
>>26083881Except since Tankery treats penning shots as knock-outs and doesn't have WoT's arcadey hitpoint system to balance it, the TOG II would merely be a slower, undergunned, under-armored Maus. In other words, useless, unless you absolutely had to block a bridge or narrow path.
>>26084726It'd have to be a hell of a lot more expensive to completely build a tank though, otherwise it'd be trivial for teams to buy directly for their team composition. And, yukari's gushing about how rare certain tanks would be cheapened if they were common
"Pass me the map..." You say down through the intercomm. Richard passes it over to Patrich, who passes it up to Rose who, in turn, passes it to you. You follow the access road. "Right, take us up the road- it looks like you can turn off and get up into the hills- We'll have good defilade up there, and we can pick them off as we see them..." You circle the turn off with a pen and pass it back down to Richard."Got it." He says, putting a bit more gas into the engine to get Black Jack going a bit faster."So..." Rose says "If we get up there, what's to keep them from just staying back and hiding for the next hour?" It's a good point- the idea was for them to stay alive, not disable you.>"We'll stay up there for a bit and if they don't come out to play, we'll go after them.">"Anzu's reward will get them after us if they know where we are...">"Good point, maybe we should try something else?"
>>26084976>>"We'll stay up there for a bit and if they don't come out to play, we'll go after them."
>>26084976>[x] "We'll stay up there for a bit and if they don't come out to play, we'll go after them."
>>26084976>"We'll stay up there for a bit and if they don't come out to play, we'll go after them."
>>26084976>"We'll stay up there for a bit and if they don't come out to play, we'll go after them."First we lull them. Then we bye them.
>>26084976>"Anzu's reward will get them after us if they know where we are..."Foolish midget.
>>26084976>"We'll stay up there for a bit and if they don't come out to play, we'll go after them."Besides Anzu, who the hell would want a double rations reward? Hana doesn't count here, Miho is the commander in charge and at the helm.
I am disappointed at the lack of spaghetti explosion.
>>26085652Don't worry, if we get taken out again it'll probably cook off
Is the Pershing's engine gasoline or diesel? Just curious.
>>26085766Gas. It's a Ford V8 of some sort, IIRC
>>26085766Gas. Simplifies the logistics.
Rolled 15, 11 = 26>>26085442Extra food means you can sell off or trade it for other stuff you want.Or just get a shipload of sweets.Either way, If you've ever been on actual rations, you'll know that the base ration grade is never enough. More is always good.
>>26085875But we see them in cafes and shit... I'm not at all sure they do rationing on that ship.
>>26085967Extra lunches at the cafeteria?
>>26085967Meal tickets in school?
>>26085967Meal tickets?Or, given this is the modern day, they've probably got swipe-cards with their weekly/monthly/whatever ration allownace on it which gets swiped and deducted whenever they eat at those places.
>>26085875>sell off or tradeHuh. Good point. Duck and Turtle already got us once.Wonder how the Volleyball team would use their reward then?Maybe on their next Volleyball membership drive, they'd attach those to entice some new blood in the team.
>>26085991>>26085992>>26086028Probably, yea. Meal tickets... Didn't think of it that way.
"Once we get up there, we'll let them know where we are- if they don't show up for about 30min, we'll reposition and get after them." You say, checking the hills with your binoculars as Black Jack approaches.It only takes about fifteen minutes to cross the length of the Oorai Academy carrier. Between the fact that the road kept to the outskirts of the deck, as well as the thick woods keep your approach hidden. You hope, anyway. Miho's a damned canny commander and she's got a good instinct for figuring out what her adversaries are going to do before they think of it themselves.Which is why you're only almost caugh off guard when, as Black Jack comes to the intersection where you turn off to head up the mountain, you manage to pick out a bit of the hills that are just a bit too flat and angular. You see a flash. "Richard stop! STOP!" You shout and he immediately applies the brakes as a 75mm round, hits the road where you would've been if you hadn't stopped, covering it with a large blue paint splotch."Identify StuG III, distance 300 yards!" They've got an excellent defensive position- its low profile is mostly hidden by the edge of the hill its sitting on, and it's got an excellent zone of fire down on you.>Pull back, get cover.>Take them out and continue into the hills.>Pull back, try to find another route.
>>26084976>"Anzu's reward will get them after us if they know where we are..."Followed by:>"We'll stay up there for a bit and if they don't come out to play, we'll go after them."
>>26086340>Fire once>Check if it hits>Pull back find another route
>>26086340>Pull back, get cover.
>>26086340>Pull back, get cover>Pull back, try to find another route.STUG ain't out there alone! Watch out for more opponents!
>>26086340>>Take them out and continue into the hills.They are reloading, try a snap shot. If you miss,>>Pull back, get cover.They've seen us, we lost the element of surprise, no sense in pulling back.
>>26086459This. One shot. One shot only. </Fake Russian accent>
>>26086340>>Take them out and continue into the hills.She saw us play cautious earlier. Now we go balls to the wall. We have to act in a way she cannot predict.
>>26086488But Connery didn't even bother to fake one.
>>26086520But we should.
>>26086520There's no way we could ever live up to Connery, we must forge our own path.
Can someone explain the picture I've seen in previous threads where Yukari hands Miho a cheese sandwich?
>>26086600Based on a British tanker's story where, just when everything was going to shit around him, someone hands him a cheese sandwich out of fucking nowhere
>>26086600It's based on a quote by Lt. Ken Giles, a British tank commander during WWII, talking about an incident that happened when he was in command of an M3 Grant."The 75mm is firing but the 37mm is firing traverse round the wrong way. The Browning has jammed. I am saying 'driver advance' on the radio set and the driver, who cannot hear me, is reversing and as I look out of the top of the turret and see 12 enemy tanks 50 yards away someone hands me a cheese sandwich."
>>26086600Its referencing a quote from a British grant commander.
>>26086459Throwing my weight behind this>>26086600It's in reference to pic related
>>26086496I'd second this if we were using "live" rounds, where only the StuG and the Pz IV have a decent chance to take us out, but here they only need to hit us with their popguns. (Probably because of insane amounts of rage originating from the automotive club.)Better play it safe!
"Putting you on target, Rose." You've got enough time for a single shot while they reload. Cold bore at a target with an excellent defensive position. At the very least you might scare them into a premature retreat. As you bring the turret around onto the StuG you shout down to Rose "On target!"It only takes her a second to say "Firing!" before the T54 opens up. You see the paint round impact on the rocks just below the StuG's position. "Richard, pull back!" You need to get Black Jack into some cover before you get frozen again. "Back behind the bend!"Richard instantly reverses your Pershing backwards, turning slighly to cut the bend must closer than he had going forward. There wasn't a lot of spare time either- almost as soon as you disappear from their view, another 75mm paint round impacts along the bank you're hiding behind."Richard, we got any more routes up there?" You say, trying to remember the map. "If we can't move around her, we're going to be stuck." The problem was, though, that every second you spent back here, was a second Miho was moving the other three tanks to in to freeze you again. You bite your lip to keep from cursing.
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>>26087586See ya on Friday!