You blink down at the case she's carrying. So that's what Sayaka asked Kyoko to bring, huh? You remember seeing it in their apartment, but you never got the chance to examine it properly. And - if you'll be honest with yourself - you were tempted to surreptitiously sneak it into your inventory before walking off. Just to borrow it for a day or two....This again. It's one of the few things about you that you can't figure out. Whenever you see something that could be used to blow something up, shoot something to pieces or leave it in smoking, burning ruins - you get this odd compulsion to appropriate it and stash it away into the space inside your shield. You've given in to it often enough - you're positive you saw a news article about the MiGs you took during your visit to Siberia - and besides the obvious high of getting away with something you're not supposed to, you also feel the urgency to...appropriate more afterwards. Like a compulsive hoarder, hoarding for something in the future.Some call it stealing, maybe even kleptomania. You call it frequent on-site procurement.
>>26067149It's here that you ask Sayaka if you can see it."Huh? What for?" Sayaka blinks. "You know what this already looks like. You were here at the apartment, right?"Yes, but she was being a bitch then, and you didn't really get a close look at it. ...You'll pull rank if you have to."Dammit, don't be that kind of person, Murderface." The blue-haired Eversor scowls, before looking around. "...Well, I guess it's okay. Most of the idols've gone, anyway, and Ruri-chan's not going to be out for a bit yet..." It's here that she goes down on one knee, setting the suitcase down and undoing its locks. Two clicks and the squeak of greased hinges, and it's here that you see it again, nestled in its own customized foam inset. Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie, obviously well-maintained, its parts carefully cleaned and lovingly polished to a smooth, silken gleam."Here we go," Sayaka grunts as she carefully lifts it out of the inset. ...It is a beast of a thing, very nearly as long as Sayaka's tall. The firing mechanism is a misnomer - someone in Santa Destroy had taken literally 90& of an AR-15 rifle, welded it onto the sheath of a huge sword, and called it a day. The trigger, the magazine, the actual frame of the rifle is left unsubtly intact, machined only to give the entire thing a consistent silhouette. The handle itself seems to have been modified too, with a secondary trigger jutting out of its matte black carbon frame. The trigger itself is glowing a faint red - you wonder what it's for.
>>26067168"This thing's crazy advanced, I don't know how they did it." Sayaka starts, with the air of a kid showing off a new toy and desperately trying to sound nonchalant. "It even has a harness that automatically shoots out and snaps onto you when you unlock it. The straps come out here, see?" She points to an innocuous-looking disc-shaped object locked to the sheath's side. "You can even set it for lefties and righties if you want, and the entire thing moves on a sliding joint so you can even have it strapped to your back." The Eversor grins at you. "Neat, huh?"Ask how the triggers work.Ask for a demonstration.Ask if you could try it out yourself.
>>26067179[x]Ask for a demonstration.If the thing is going to become self-aware and attempt to strangle its wearer, I want that to be Sayaka's problem, not ours.
>>26067179[X]Ask for a demonstration.mmmm.... shiny new weaponry.
>>26067179[x]Ask how the triggers work.As beat as it is, there are still some idols around. Besides, we don't want to be THAT ASSHOLE that's always asking to see other people's books and leaving Cheetos dust and pizza grease fingerprints everywhere.
>>26067179[X] Ask how the triggers workA demonstration would be too loud and trying it out would be too loud and trip her bitch mode
>>26067179>[x]Ask how the triggers work.>[x]Ask for a demonstration.As for>Ask if you could try it out yourself.Let's not and say we did.
>>26067223yes we do only with cigg ash and whiskey stains
>>26067179>Ask how the triggers work.seeing as we're most likely going to 'procure' it, we better know how it works
>>26067241Lets not steal sayaka's precious.At most we tease her about taking it and then immediately retun it to her.
>>26067179>[x]Ask how the triggers work.This tickles our gun related curiosity..
>we took the MiGs after all
>>26067179>[x]Ask how the triggers work"So can you use it as a gun when you lost your blade or something"
>>26067279we need to pull them out during a firefight sometime
>>26067279But of course we did.Now we just need to procure a steamroller for surprise ZA WARUDO!
>>26067149>>26067168>>26067179[x]Ask for a demonstration.[x]Pull this face while doing it.
>>26067316why have i not thought of this beforewhy have i not seen this idea beforewhy do i want to make it happen, haters be damned
>>26067241If we wanted one for ourselves that badly, we could always make a request to the guys in Santa Destroy or our very own Misaka to make something for us.Though I see no real need for it, since we have the golden weapons.
>>26067342"Muda da." Chiaki mutters as she walks away from a flattened enemy corpse.
>>26067354we need to get a golden battlerifle with a golden bayonet
>>26067385Until that we can always glue Kirika's pigsticker on our DEagle.
>>26067179[X] Ask how the triggers work[X] Ask for a demo once the idols are goneI wonder if we could get a beam sword from Santa Destroy.
Guys do we have a Rock Shooter?
>>26067428Beam rifle, better.
>>26067431That's what we get by combining all of the Golden Weapons.Fixed shield and Rock Shooter
>>26067417yes, good plan alternativelyglue gorefather and gorechild on each of the golden hamhands
>>26067179>[X] Ask how the trigger works.Asking for a demonstration is a bad idea. And asking to try it is just stupid.Remember, if it's a gun or golden, sure we'll procure it, but that's a sword...gun...thing. We don't need it and it's like Sayaka and Kyouko's twisted love child. We should keep our hand's off.We've got better things to put our hands on.
>>26067511Like soft idol bottoms.
>>26067554We should totally jack an extra idol outfit here, and give it to our best girl so she can leave her terrible sanctuary, get up on stage, and shake it like it's hot. of course our best girl is Mami
>>26067507Why.The punch and already have autocannons.
>>26067592It's almost like you want Mami to change careers and/or Ruri trying to woo her from us. We clearly need a lot of precautions if we go this way.
>>26067511>>We've got better things to put our hands onmolesting Midori in her sleep again?
>>26067601but it doesn't have a chain axe on each fist, which is just a travesty and totally unacceptable
>>26067620Best protection vs. Ruri is to give Mami the scarred and broken remains of what used to be our heart
>>26067636Why wait until she's asleep?
>>26067659Pretty sure Pinky never returned it since that accident when she went knuckle-deep in our chest.
>>26067671Good point. Let's just molest Midori again.
>>26067592>>26067620I don`t think she would ask Mami, because Mami would outidol any other idol on this earth.>>26067636>Molesting GreenGreenThe answer to that is always yes. Though, there has been an awful lack of teasing on our side since we started this job. So many opportunities that went by unused.
>>26067659But we can't romance Mami until we learn to love ourself.
>>26067682I think thats what anon meantMaybe we could ask Faust for it back?
so has the fact that murderface's shield and gem are on the right hand instead of the left one been explained yet? and since the shield is now on the right hand, am i right to assume that murderface is a lefty in this continuum?
>>26067706Let's offer her our love in return. That should give us enough time to snatch the remains of our heart while she stands there confused as all hell.
Rolled 5>>26067706Our heart belongs to pinky. Kaname Madoka is the reason why Iori never had a chance.
>>26067693Oh Mami, when you move with such grace and poise, it's as if the sun and moon were together, rising and falling on the heavenly plane. The whole world watches you change their universe for a second with your massive love, so beautiful, so tender, so Mami.
>>26067705Then we'd better bitch up and learn, toot sweet!
>>26067728We aren't the real Homura: We're a botched copy.Whoever made us forgot which side the shield was on, and also fucked up our long-term memory so that it periodically shorts out.
>>26067728I think it is rather vague and/or Chiaki is ambidextrous The OP image however does show her holding the gun left handed
ambidextrouswe're that damn good
>>26067728Either Decu fucked up or we're the evil twin.
>>26067751Domi Mami is the best Mami, she'll reach deep inside and make Homu feel her love in that special place.>>26067749You were either describing the birth of someone's true mature, unadulterated love for Mami, or her bouncing curls
>>26067761yeah but when we witched we had full memory stored somewhere cause it went out.no we are real homu homubut somethings fucked with us.
Does anyone still remembers the message that said that Kharn is supposed to be guarding a coffin or sarcophagus for us? My memory is fuzzy about the details..
>>26067774No, this was discussed a long time ago. The shield and soul gem on the wrong hand are on purpose. We just don't know what it means yet.
>>26067766>Girls in SuitsLooks like I have procured another fetish. Thanks /tg/.
>>26067799Wasn't that a reference to the Demon in the Basement at the Siberia Branch?
>>26067774>decu fucked up>implying that this has not been a single unending chain of plans within plans to lead us to the ultimate ending of healing orchestrated for deculture's pleasure
>>26067825someone just rolled a 1
>>26067825No other boards required.>lemme make things awkwardnsfw
>>26067840thought that was a 20
>>26067706....I want to do this sometime. We don't actually have a canonical reason for doing so, but maybe Chiaki might think of it one day to at least ask as a joke/curiousity as to if she'd still have it.And then Pinky gets mad and rips it out of us again.
>>26067851no because its will save, and he completely flopped it hard.
>>26067728I'm pretty sure I recall Decu mentioning that the shield and gem being on her opposite hand was an intentional design, but he didn't say why.
>>26067859Eh, we just wake up with no memories. Murderface has forgotten who she is so many times it's lost all meaning.
>>26067845>nsfwlies and slander, the picture is incredibly lewd but technically worksafe
>>26067859Or even worse: She hands it back to us and we are left to wonder how the fuck can we have two hearts at the same fucking time.
>>26067889then we get reminded and hopefully don't act like a cock the next time around.
>>26067889>>26067905"Don't let it end like this"
>>26067761Isnt there some sort of cosmic law that says if there is an original and a perfect copy of a person around one of them is inevitably bound to go cuhraaaazy?
>>26067901>implying we arn't primarily cybernetics at this point and got completely rebuilt a couple times in a different timeline thus they fucked the side the gem goes onit would explain how we are still regular homu with all the memories involved when we witched, had so much despair we broke reality AND when we witch we are metal chick.
>>26067942We've already seen it at play, with both Madokas. One of those is definitely crazy. Now, the big question is, would this world's Homura be the crazy one, or would it be us?
>>26067958well we are unhinged, so i say us, but homu is really good at keeping herself together if nothing else.
Is there an IRC/rizon for this quest?I'm a recent follower and have started reading through the archives, just curious.polite sage for no input
>>26067825Yeah, this quest did the same for me. Just sit back and let it happen. Men's cut but tailored for the girl, all my hnnngh
>>26067990welcome into the fold
>>26067958But we -aren't- a perfect copy.Maybe that's why we're a mirror image.Maybe the reason Murderbitch went all Murderbitch was because there's another Murderbitch out there who isn't so Murderbitchy.
>>26068004>Puella Magi Madoka Yakuza
>>26067990Decu has a twitterhttps://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoir
>>260679692/4th of the Homus disagree.
>>26068014Whoa calm yo murdertits there
>>26068014read:>>26067950we robot yo, hence why we don't bleed and all kinds of crap, but we still original homu, mayhaps a different body though because when we witched, all signed pointed to us being the original, breaking time/reality and everything.
>>26068030it's where he crushes our hopes and dreams when it rains (see meteor shower) on his moon base
>>26068042But we do bleed. When sparring with Kharn, Yuu had to chime in to heal our shoulder.
>>26068042Since when do we not bleed?
>>26068054>Rains on his moon baseFucking Raiwat Virgo, man.
>>26067223 >>26067229 >>26067236 >>26067241"Oh, these? Yeah, first thing I noticed when they gave it to me, too." Sayaka glances down at the weapon, holding it in both hands. "Right, uh. Assuming you've got it unlocked and the safety's off, this trigger-" She points at the larger of the two, the one still attached to the rest of the rifle it was taken from. "--fires a round specially designed for this kinda thing. The combustion of that round gets forced into this tiny barrel that's set into the mouth of the sheah, here, and it punches against the sword guard here." She points to the blade's hilt, which is basically one oblong carved out of thick plate iron, machined and beveled to resemble that of a katana's but obviously not all that concerned about decoration. "The force ejects the sword out of the sheath really hard and really fast."...And what good does that do? Shooting someone with your sword? Wouldn't you be out of a sword then?Sayaka smirks at this. "Well of course you don't shoot your sword at someone. It's for Iai, dumbass. See?" She places the sword at her side, one finger stroking the trigger, the other just barely brushing against the haft of the handle. "You pull the triggerr, sword blasts out, you catch it and use the momentum to add to your strike. It's all a matter of positioning it so that it follows the motion of what you're planning." There's a click as she pulls the trigger, pantomiming the rest. "Understand?"Yeah. Yeah, you get it. It seems...pretty impractical, though. And needlessly dangerous."Americans." Sayaka shrugs. "But yeah, I agree with you there. First time I actually used it, I drew too late and it broke my arm and shoulder. Second time I drew too early - tore my arm completely off." It's here that she grimaces slightly, as if loathe to relive the memory. "There's a timing to it, and it's pretty tricky. Managed to get it before too long, though!"...Right. What about the second trigger?[1/2]
>>26068014infinite universes theory? you know what that means...
>>26067990I seem to remember one being mentioned a long time ago but not sure if that's still a thing. I just follow decu on twitter. He retweets pretty much all the fanart and writeups that he gets.
>>26068014My theory is that there are actually 3 Homus in this timeline.First one is the Homu of this timeline who could or could not be a Meguca. Since Coobie did not find anything on "Akemi Homura" either, someone is lying or it has to do with Malal`s Shenanigans who for some reason protected the real Akemi Homura or she has a different name.The second one is the real Homura who is either dead, in suspension or a witch. She may or may not be related to the sarcophagus.The third one would be us, Chiaki Matsuda who is either a copy made by one of the Officios for reasons unknown. Or by Pinky herself as part of her game after the real Homura was heavily wounded/killed.
>>26068081"Second trigger activates the blade. Some sorta high-frequency power field. Lets it cut better and quicker. Also makes it really easy to set fire on something." Well, that's a bit cooler. How do you unlock it, then?"Well, first you place it where you want it to be, like so, an' then you say the password--" It's here that Sayaka pauses to narrow her eyes at you. "...You're not askin' all this shit because you're gonna steal it, right? Because I swear, Murderface, if you so much as even think about it--"You? Steal something? How dare she. How dare she accuse her own Warmaster of such. You're not some sort of common two-bit thief with sticky fingers!"Yeah, yeah, on-site procurement, whatever," Sayaka snaps at you. "Just leave this the fuck alone, alright? You got Kirika's Muramasa, be satisfied with that. This is mine."Fine, fine. Now she can show you how she unlocks the damn thing."...Right. Well. Like I said, place it where you want it to be, hold it there, then press and hold down the second trigger." There's a faint beep, and then a mechanical chime reaching its crescendo - something charging up. "Then you say the password." And the password is...?Sayaka glares at you, cheeks suddenly crimsoning, before looking away. Mumbling something inaudible underneath her breath."ERROR." A gravelly, digitized voice suddenly speaks from a tinny speaker on the handle. "TRY AGAIN."[2/3]
In during Decu being less than professional. >browsing Mami threads on /a/ while in the middle of questing tsk tsk
>>26068101Well, Sayaka heard the thing. She should try again, you urge her on."...Jesus Christ. In front of you, even..." Sayaka blushes even harder, before glaring down at the sword, as if it'd offended her. "...Sakura Kyoko."Two beeps, and then a series of metallic clicks clatter out as straps suddenly fly out of the device's side, pythoning around the Eversor's waist and clinching together. Another strap flinging itself up and over her shoulder, snapping across her torso and locking tight. Another click as Sayaka dry-fires the trigger - and she carefully pulls the blade out for you to see....Whoever designed it really had one thing in mind: making something that kills things good, but with a surgeon's laser-like precision. It had all the unflinching brutality of Kharn's chainsword, and the naked blood thirst of Kirika's Muramasa. A long flat blade of iron, burning red as if the blade was still fresh from being hammered out in a forge. The gentle curve of the impossibly-sharp edge belying just how much killing it's done, and how much killing it can still do.A fine weapon. A sublime weapon. Maximum Hardcore. "A bitch to maintain, though," Sayaka says offhandedly, ruining the moment. "Gotta take the sheathe apart every so often to oil the parts and clear debris and carbon scoring, stuff like that. Plus ya gotta replace the barrel every now and then, since it's not meant to contain that kind of combustion again and again and again." She takes a few swings of the sword - the red blade easily dwarfing her size - before sliding it back into its sheathe without even looking. As if she'd been using it every single day of her life.[3/4]
>>26068101This is gonna be good.
>>26068108Yeah! Demand a refund of your money! Only a hundred some threads he's done so far, he ought to earn that cash!
>>26068133>having this little of a sense of humor
Can't blame the man for loving Mumi.
>>26068146sarcasm detector broke? or are you american?
>>26068116...If she's got that kind of thing to use, why don't you see her using it more often?"What?" Sayaka blinks up at you, the Eversor already now in the middle of putting the blade, sheathe and all, back into its suitcase where it slept. "Because it's not practical, like I told you! I mean, it's practical when I'm tryin' to use as little magic as possible, and possibly I could go on entire missions with this, but..." She looks down at the thing with a frown, before closing the suitcase on it. "...it doesn't feel the same. It's not as satisfying, I guess what I'm trying to say." It's here that she shakes her head. "Christ, why am I talking to you about this? You're a Vindicare."Well, now. She doesn't have to be all rank-ist, or something like that. Vindicares and Eversors aren't that much different, it's just the kind of weapon that's different. She should check her privilege."The hell?" Sayaka narrows her eyes at the expression. "Now you're just sayin' nonsense. Come on, Ruri-chan's probably about to come out. Hopefully we'll be able to get back to the Hotel before too long." She gets back up on her feet, letting out a sigh. "Geh. I'm lookin' forward to getting some sleep, but without Kyoko..."Jesus. You tell her to suck it up. It's just for a few days."Aw, shut up, what do you know?" Sayaka nudges your leg with the suitcase. "I'm not used to sleeping in an empty bed, that's all. Nothing strange, nothing perverted. Just that."Well, she could ask her Ruri-chan to volunteer. Seeing as she'd taken a bath with her already."What? No, Christ." Sayaka makes a face, here, although you could tell it's a bit...forced. "I'm not into idols THAT way. Yeah, I like her music, I like her showmanship and expertise, but..." She pauses here, as if giving it some serious consideration. "Nah. I'm happy where I am. Kyoko's enough, and she's all I want."[4/5]
>>26068160Nein kamerad, das joke I do not understand.
>>26068108IT FINALLY HAPPENED! HE IS BORED WITH US! THE END IS NEAR!
>>26068169>eversor privilegeoh lawdy what
>>26068169Meleeist privilege is now a thing
>>26068160>sarcasm>on the internetWell I never.
>>26068198You know how easy it is to prepare a post for posting in one thread but paste it in another on random chance? Yeah.
>>26068169>Vindicares and Eversors aren't that much different, it's just the kind of weapon that's different. She should check her privilege.I agree, fucking Swordfighters don`t even know how everything is based around them and their fucking Swords. Try to use a Mace or an Axe and everyone one looks funnily at you.
>>26068169The cuckold looking to do some NTR of her own?hot
>>26068176YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.>not again>I miss planefag
>>26068169>"Nah. I'm happy where I am. Kyoko's enough, and she's all I want."she better be, or we'll be very upset.
>>26068211o i see haha.
>>26068169>"What? No, Christ." Sayaka makes a face, here, although you could tell it's a bit...forced. "I'm not into idols THAT way. Yeah, I like her music, I like her showmanship and expertise, but..." She pauses here, as if giving it some serious consideration. "Nah. I'm happy where I am. Kyoko's enough, and she's all I want."Lets hope it stays like that.For all our sakes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA6FQzUQ4Jo
>>26068169You find yourself smirking at this, but inwardly you're relieved....Well? Does the carpet match the drapes, or what?It's here that Sayaka narrows her eyes at you. "Figures that'd be the first question you'd ask, Lewdface." Her voice, dripping with pure disgust and venom, suddenly lowers as she steps beside you and whispers close to your ear. "Actually, strangest thing. She's...well, either she got some work done or she's pretty good with a razor."...What."Smooth," Sayaka steps back, shaking her head. "Bare as a baby's ass. No nicks, even!"Well. Right. That's...something you didn't need to know, you suppose.It's a good thing you've stopped this avenue of inquiry, because--"Chiakii! Matsuda!!" Kirishima Ruri, the hairless one in Australia, suddenly slides into the scene - back in what appears to be a completely different outfit this time, and striking some rather goofy poses as she belted out your name. Still with black as a main color, but decidedly more schoolgirl-looking, with a button-up blouse, a tie, and a pleated skirt. Less frills all around, which helps in not making you feel like you're talking to a ball-jointed doll. "Yo! My ears were burning earlier, were you two talking about Ruri-sama behind her back?" She steps up between the both of you, threading her arms through yours. "Come on, come on! What were you two talking about?"Tell the truth.Lie.
>>26068278[x] Tell the truth. Completely straight face.
>>26068278>"Smooth," Sayaka steps back, shaking her head. "Bare as a baby's ass. No nicks, even!"[shadowruns intensify]But really she's prolly had it waxed.Regardless.[X] Tell the truth. "Your genitals."
>>26068278>[x]Tell the truth.I see no reason not to. She asked.
>>26068278>you're talking to a ball-jointed doll.ROOOOBOOOOOOT AAAAAAANNNNDROOOIIIDDD
>>26068160>>26068190Wanna know how you show sarcasm in text?Anything between ^these^ arrows is considered to be said with a sarcastic tone. Too bad almost nobody knows this.
>>26068278THE TRUTH.>We were talking about the amazing amount of hair you have! No extensions, even.
>>26068278[X] Lie indirectlyYeah we were trying to decide what rumors we could sell for the most once we are done with this job, we were thinking there had to be something we saw that was worth some serious cash to someone
>>26068311You made that up.
>>26068278>[X] Tell the truth.We were just talking about how Sayaka's waifu is totally shaved.emphasize the waifu part
>>26068312heh, this.>[x] Tell the Truth. Creatively.
>>26068278[x] Tell the truth.>just talking about how long your hair is
>>26068278>[x]Lie"Talking about security, we have to make sure that not even one stand of hair on your body can be harmed"
>>26068318^no he didn't^
>>26068278>[x]Tell the truth.
>>26068278LIE. fuck's sake. too many trolls
>>26068318I actually didn't. It's something I saw on QI. Now the question is if they are right about it.
>>26068278[x]Tell the truth.She's been messing with us, time for us to mess with her. A little.
>>26068332i see. that's ^awesome^
>>26068278>LewdfacePut on the hat. We'll show you lewd, Blueberry.[X] Lie as awkwardly as possible. Maximum Homu.
>>26068278[X] "We were talking about your hair, I can hardly believe all of it is real."
>>26068323I'm ok with this.It tells Ruri to keep her damn hands off Sayaka, and makes blueberry turn red.
>>26068278Third option:[x] Deflect: Talk to her about the neat sword thingy.
>>26068323Telling the truth, and not telling anything at all, ribbing Sayaka, and being alpha mode. That's almost like a professional warmaster there.
>>26068352[x]This. It's not the fun option but it's the one we should use.
>>26068356Sayaka will cut us for that.[X] Coobie Truth. "Talking about how long your hair is."
>>26068278[x]Tell the truth.[x]"About carpets." [x]Hairflick.
>>26068323I'm voting for this response, it also lets us change the direction of the conversation, to something useful after that awkward silence. Like getting the primary to her transport.
>>26068323This is objectively the best option.
>>26068413if you're going to second a vote, please link back to Decu's post, makes it a lot harder to count votes if you dont
>>26068323Sayaka is gonna practice her Iai strike on us for that, but it will be worth it.Voting for this.
>>26068323YEAH BUTRURI WILL THINK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERBECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY SHAVED
Tell the truth.
>>26068278This is me>>26068413voting for >>26068323
We need to ask sakaya about soul gem licking.
>>26068278[x]Changing my vote from this >>26068328to this >>26068323
[x]Tell the truth. All of it. Maybe even ask a tip on how to be that smooth.Just girl talk people, completely normal.
>>26068467>askI think more of an off hand comment about how she should lick Kyoko's soul gem would be more appropriate
>>26068278[X] lie - ruri should totally check out sayaka's badass sword
>>26068278"About the length of your hair."
>>26068278voting for >[X] Tell the truthbut deliver like this>>26068323Blueberry will probably be a little annoyed, however we just went over how she was>"I'm happy where I am. Kyoko's enough, and she's all I want."Make sure Ruri knows where Sayaka stands, and where we stand on that.
>>26068278LIE. LIE. LIE
>>26068531But that's not the truth. We don't even know Kyoko's grooming habits.Seriously this writein is retarded.
>>26068478This actually makes sense.I'm for this.Now watch Murderface spaghetti it up into maximum awkwardity
>>26068556it's not about kyoko. it's about sayaka and kyoko
>>26068556the >Tell the truththing, is about what chiaki and sayaka were talking about, not whether the subject matter of said conversation was true or not, but what the conversation was aboutplease, think first
>>26068567>implying Chiaki is not the master of the no fux given response
>>26068556How can you be that dense. It doesn't matter if Kyoko is shaved, brazilian, french, or dwarven. The point of it is to tell Ruri to keep her hands to herself, Sayaka is taken and if she tries something funny, we'll cut her hands off and make her a pirate.
>>26068576whatI don't even
>>26068478I guess I will second this. It's not like Murderface would give a damn anyway.
>>26068556Yeah, this isn't even good HUE.And Kyouko probably has a jungle down there
>>26068478>Maybe even ask a tip on how to be that smooth.1.) Take your soul gem.2.) Wish to be smooth.3.) ???4.) PROFIT.If it worked on fixing shortsightedness, pubes should be no problem either.
>>26068580True, she can keep her composure by acting like she's not awkward, if it involves being cold and distant, given all her training. Of course, depending on how Sayaka/Ruri reacts, there's still plenty of chance things will end up awkward as fuck in the end.
>>26068601>implying Eversors don't compete with each other about who can get the smoothest finish using only their soul gem weapons
>>26068589But she will not interpret that response that way. She does not know Sayaka is attached.In fact, it will have the opposite effect; 'Sayaka's waifu is totally shaved' = 'the person who is totally shaved is Sayaka's waifu' = 'Ruri is Sayaka's waifu'.
>>26068589But that write-in doesn't insinuate that at all. And Kyouko is the husband in the relationship.Does Ruri even know Kyouko and Sayaka are an item?
>>26068592>>26068589>>26068580>>26068576>>26068568>>26068567>>26068555>>26068531>>26068500>>26068498>>26068467>>26068456>>26068452>>26068443Decu, could you post a quick 'writing' for when you've started so our insanity doesn't go further than beating a dead horse and start betting on one
>>26068603Yeah, but that wouldn't make Ruri act all embarassed and timid.
>>26068603Huh. You know, this promps a question as to how far that stretches. Certainly bad eyesight is a disability (a minor one but still), but it's not exactly an injury or anything of the sort. If they can fix that, can they change things like under/overbites? Athlete's foot?Maybe the real reason MG relationships are so common is that they all look like perfect specimens of humanity and their standards are way high.
>>26068629My money's on her laughing and carrying on like it ain't nothin'.I don't think Ruri shakes that easily.
>>26068323i'm against this, theres better ways to tell ruri paws off like just off-handedly mentioning kyobro and have blue say it herself. If she trys to hand-wave it and get us to keep shut we start worrying/full shadowruns
OH GODIT ALL MAKES SENSE NOWRURI IS LITERALLY A HATSUNE MIKUSHE'S AN ANDROID! No wonder she has so long hair but no pubes!
>>26068629>implying she wouldn't excitedly offer to teach us personallyRuri doesn't carry spaghetti in her pockets.
>>26068608Maybe in the Eighth: only whores shave it all in Japan.
>>26068629I'm pretty sure her reaction would be lewd. Probably teasing lewd, with an outside shot at genuine lewd.I mean, she has no problem faking orgasmic moans in front of people she's never met before, I don't think pubic hair will phase her.
>>26068629Yes it would, if we did it right in front of her, it would.*This is not actually suggested action, just hypotetically speaking.
>>26068655kinda obvious when the real one was murdered years ago, right? and just happens to have a perfect singing voice and a golden terminator skeleton.
>>26068677>in front of people she's never met beforeI think you mean 'in front of potentially millions of viewers online' there, buddy.
>>26068623>implying Decu isn't mami debating Mami's mami's over on /a/ right now
>>26068655>>26068688Then how did she manage to have a bath?
>>26068674Two words:Beam katanas.
>>26068621If Ruri knows about the two of them, then she'll know what we're talking about, if Ruri doesn't she may become confused, and Sayaka will most likely pass it off as a Homuism and clarify things. In case of the first, we're probably gonna get sayaka and Kyoko points. If it's the latter, we might lose points, but at least the situation will be clear.
>>26068623He starts writing after 20 mins of voting.
>>26068701just want an indication that we should stop voting is all... think it'd help the thread health
>>26068690I'd imagine as an idol she's pretty good at 'otherizing' the people on the other side of cameras, basically not thinking of them as individuals at all. Harder to do that in person with someone you'll have a (working, but still) relationship with.
>>26068721so she has waterproof USD ports?
>>26068754>what is wifiAlso yes, how do you think subs are constructed. If people could make a waterproof diving ship in WW2 then I don't see why a fully sentient gynoid from the future can't be waterproof.
>>26068734The Eighth Officio is a magical place.
So could Murderface use a strapon on the glasses Midori version of herself while forcing Midori to pleasure Iori or Ruri? Ruri would be thrilled with the situation, while Iori would be shamefully turned on~
>>26068754>>26068766I just started typing into google if vagina's are waterproof or not, before I turned around shook my sweetpea awake and asked her.I got a foot in my face.So I don't know.I'll investigate later after I've made some pancakes.
Welp looking over the twenty minutes worth of votes after Decu's post it looks like the retarded writein wins.Just for the record Decu, my 'tell the truth' vote is not a 'tell the truth by lying' vote.
>>26068795The human body is waterproof as much as organic tissue can be waterproof. People don't die from swimming in slalt water but they do from drinking it, that is proof enough.
>>26068795>shook my sweetpea awakeThis is why you are making pancakes. Not because of the vagina thing.
>>26068795he wouldn't know anyway
>>26068795Just because there are holes, that doesn't mean that water can go in.Does water go inside your nose and through your mouth when you swim under the sea?
>>26068860A little bit, yeh.
>>26068323Just got here, oh lawdy, go with this Decu.It's going to make Ruri so confused, and then Sayaka will have to step up and correct us, or let us lay the smackdown on ruri for playing fast hands with her.End result, Ruri will learn that appearantly Sayaka likes her ladies smooth, though if you ask me a little rough around the green is ok by me.
>>26068860Yes, not a lot, but I usually wind up spitting a tiny bit of poolwater/sea water out when I surface.
>>26068880>Sayaka likes her ladies smoothWHERE IS THIS IMPLIED?WHERE?WHY DO ALL YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS SEEM TO THINK THAT THIS WRITEIN IMPLIES TO RURI THAT SAYAKA IS TAKEN?
>>26068880aaaaaaaand i'm reminded i'm on 4chan
>>26068880>End result, Ruri will learn that appearantly Sayaka likes her ladies smoothThat wasn't implied by Sayaka AT ALL you stupid shit. Is English not your native language? Otherwise your abysmal reading comprehension levels are inexcusable.
>>26068896hey, don't blame me, i voted for >>26068312
>>26068323Both you and Sayaka glance at each other at the same time - and it's here that the Eversor quickly looks away, crimsoning again. "Uh, ah, we..." She begins, stammering. "Um, Ruri-chan, we weren't...we were just talking about--"--Hair, you finish for the Blueberry, as you take the Warmaster Cap from your inventory and put it on, carefully pulling down on the sides for a perfect fit. Specifically, hair belonging to Sayaka's significant other, and how it's very...well taken care of. If Ruri gets your meaning, you add after a moment, just to make it clear without spitting the entire thing out."Huh? I don't..." Ruri's brow furrows, clearly confused, before realization dawns on her face a couple of awkward seconds later. "Oh. OH! And here I was thinking that Sayaka was telling you about how I'm shaved down there, hahaha!" She giggles here, hugging the both of you. "Now I really feel stupid for mishearing you! Tee hee!" She sticks out her tongue cutely, before freeing her hand from your waist to knuckle her temple. "Sorry~!""...Wait, you heard us?" Sayaka blinks. "B-but, I was whispering, a-and you were--""Trained ears! Idols have to have good hearing so we can adjust our voice to the acoustics of a concert hall and match our tone to the music, right?" Ruri lets go of the both of you briefly to tap her ears. "Ah, but then, I did catch Sayaka-chan staring a couple of times, hehen~!"Oh, so Sayaka-chan was staring, was she? You turn to the Eversor who looks away again, sweating slightly. Adultress. NTR-ing Blueberry Seductress!"Ah, it's not her fault, Chiaki-chan, don't stare at her like that," Ruri reaches out to poke you in the cheek with a perfectly-manicured index finger. "Sayaka-chan told me about Kyoko-chan, and it's a real shame I didn't even get to meet her! I wanted to see that eyepatch, too! Eyepatches are super hot, you know! Especially on someone with long red hair!" ...Yes. Well. You can't argue with that.[1/2]
>>26068948"Isn't it?!" The super idol pouts, here. "Ruri-chan couldn't help but feel a bit jealous, too! But, of course," Her pout turns into a serious, grave expression, "Love between magical girls is the most fragile and most beautiful thing in the world, and I'm not going to do anything to break something like that with my own hands! I'd sooner give this all up and become a wrinkly OL with crow's feet and liver spots!"This...this is all kinds of weird, but at least you're assured that Ruri's not going to try anything. Not yet, anyway.There is something you'd like to ask, though. "Hmm? What's that, Chiaki-san?"...Does she have any tips about getting to be that kind of smooth?"Hahaha! Well, of course I can share a few tips! Mind, it's a bit long, but the first thing you do is..."The tip-sharing lasts, remarkably enough, the entire trip back to the Hotel. Apparently there's a lot about that kind of thing that you weren't aware of. Sayaka had a lot of questions to ask, too, something which you'll do your best not to think about when you're talking to Kyoko. It's a bit strange, though, that most of Ruri's advice seems to come from a second-hand source - as if she's not the one doing it herself.Noriko was in the car with you as this went on, and you couldn't help but notice the young girl pressing her hands to her ears and hunkering down, completely red in the face.In any case, the entire group gets back to the Hotel without any further incident. You waited outside with Ruri and Sayaka while Kyosuke and his goons performed a quick check of the entire building to make sure nobody snuck in while you were out - not that it wasn't guarded in the first place, anyway - and it's with relief that you finally get back into the suites. Sayaka made a beeline for her own suite that's just across the hall from Ruri's, saying that she needs to take another shower AND change into some more comfortable clothes. [2/3]
>>26068931Obviously. Please explain to me how 'Sayaka's waifu is totally shaved' implies that Sayaka is taken and that Ruri should keep her mitts off.>>26068948Oh thank god for Decu being sane.
Robot Idol Overlords, etc
>>26068956You on the other hand escorted Ruri back into her suite, the super idol throwing herself onto the large, double king-size bed with a whumpf. Deepthroat, apparently, has her own room here, just next door, where Ruri can easily call for her."Haaah! Finally, bed! That was a long day!" Ruri groans, her two long pigtails spilling over the quilted cream blankets in silky streams of green. "Nnn, I wish I can just stay here forever and not worry about concerts or webcasts or interviews and stuff!" She stretches, here, much like a cat, her face scrunching up in toe-curling bliss. "Fwaah, this thing is really comfortable!"...Not as comfortable as your chair, you resist replying, instead sticking an unlit cigarette between your lips and plopping yourself down on the couch opposite. Guard duty begins again, and you prepare yourself for a long, sleepless slog."...Aren't you going to get ready for bed?" Ruri asks after a moment, blinking up at you. "Shower's there, and I can lend you some silk PJs if you need 'em." Ready for bed...? No, you're...you're supposed to be on guard duty. You're not supposed to sleep."No! No, that's no fun! That's why I got Kyosuke-kun and his bros to be on guard duty, so I get to have fun with you, Chiaki-chan!" Ruri sits up on the bed, pouting. "Go on, get showered and then get ready for bed!" She points towards the extravagant bath. "I'll wait here until you're done!"...It seems that your client is asking you to sleep with her.How do you respond?Accept.Refuse.
>>26068948>>26068956oh good, the trolls fail to poison the pot
>>26068970TRAINED EARS MY ASSTHAT'S A FUCKING ANDROID WITH DIRECTED MICROPHONE ACTION
>>26068970>[x]Refuse.Ruri-chan, pls. We have a job to do. The couch will do, if no comfy chairs are present.
>>26068970[x]Accept.But no funny stuff. Sayaka's not the only one with an important person in their life. And no, Ruri can't meet them.
>>26068970>[X]Accept the shower but we are sleeping on the sofa.
>>26068970>[X]Politely refuse, be professional."I'll be on the couch if you need me."
>>26068970>acceptBut the shield does not come off. Ever.
Rolled 3>>26068970[x] Refuse, it would be unprofessional.
>>26068970This is what happens when we put on the hat.[x] refuse.If we sleep it's going to be on the couch. I would rather not have Pinky drag us into our personal hell because we were cheating on her.
>>26068985>picThat... that's not real, is it? Please tell me that isn't real.
>>26068948>"Trained ears! Idols have to have good hearing so we can adjust our voice to the acoustics of a concert hall and match our tone to the music, right?" Ruri lets go of the both of you briefly to tap her ears. "Ah, but then, I did catch Sayaka-chan staring a couple of times, hehen~!">>26068956>It's a bit strange, though, that most of Ruri's advice seems to come from a second-hand source - as if she's not the one doing it herself.WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME DECUWHY MUST YOU INTENSIFY MY SHADOWRUNSIn other news>>26068970[X] RefuseWe're too professional for sleep. Only amateurs sleep. Its not insomnia, I swear.
>>26068970Also, that is not Miku. D8
>>26068970>[X] DeculineWe are a professional. We have a job to do.And the last time we were in bed with an Idol it got... weird.
>>26068970[x]Accept.[x] Call Kyosuke, tell him we're expecting backup from the 9th, call us when they arrive.As much as I don't like it, Magical Girls may be undead liches but we still need sleep. It wouldn't be good to be sleepy during the day.And just because we share a bed doesn't mean anything.
>>26068970[X] Refuse"I'll be on the couch if you need me. And my outfit works plenty fine for bedwear."
>>26068970we professional[Reluctantly refuse]
>>26068970[x] RefuseNo fooling with the robot girl.
>>26068970[x]Accept, but let her know that regardless of what 'fun' she's imagining, the hair's off-limits.
>>26068970[X] RefuseWE ARE NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH THE FUCKING IDOL
>>26068970oh boy>[x]Refuse"There are just some things that Kyosuke and his goons can't pick up that I can. Just let me do my job and make sure that you are safe in that comfy comfy bed and no-one interrupts your beauty sleep.
>>26068985Is that a scumbag steve hat?
>>26069007real, but russia, so... real in a 'that explains it' kind of way
>>26068970[x] RefuseI hope this doesn't devolve into samefagging
>>26069035never looked at it that closely... could be, but i doubt it - had that pic for a few years
>>26068970[X] Refusemaybe if there weren't any magic abusing mobsters going after her, maybe, just maybe we would accept.we should still use this opportunity to get clean though.
>>26068970[x] RefuseBad things lie down that road
>>26068970>[X] RefuseThere's many reasons for refusing. MamiMidoriFaust/Pinkyjust to name a few.Are we still wearing the hat?
>>26069033Add that if there wasn't Yakuza involvement with potential Magical Girl antagonists backing them up, we would consider it.
>>26068970AcceptWe could probably do with a shower after all the things that have happened today
in case she hasn't noticed, we're not a very fun person to be around.
Honestly, I was thinking refuse at first, but...how exactly are people planning for Chiaki to get through 100 hours with brief naps at most, and still fight effectively if something comes up? She has to sleep at some point.
>>26068970[x] Refuse."There are many reasons, which I cannot explain to you, why I won`t do that."I can`t even tell what would be worse: A sad Midori or an angry Pinky.
>>26069008>>26068995Calling it now.Her manager's either a brilliant roboticist or knows one. When the real idol died, fearing the loss of profit that a lack of Ruri would cause he had a robotic double created with the real one's brain plugged inShe is unaware that she is a robot
>>26068970[X] ACCEPTSHE'S A BOT, I KNOW SOWE NEED TO GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL TO CONFIRM THIS
>>26069074Wake Kyoko up early to take over the shift. Then when other magical girls arrive the sleeping schedule can be hashed out.
>>26069076Oh jesus I forgot about Pinky.If we even THINK of sleeping with her we can never use timestop again.
>>26068970>[x]Refuse.We do not need a additional member of our harem.
>>26068970>the super idol throwing herself onto the large, double king-size bed with a whumpf.>with a whumpf>not a POMF =3Decu, I'm disappoint.
>>26069084Meant to say Sayaka.
>>26069080"Oooh Chiaki~! Getting frisky are we~?""Goddamnit I know there must be metal bits SOMEWHERE around here..."
>>26068997>>26069003>>26069005>>26069006>>26069008>>26069018>>26069022>>26069024>>26069030>>26069032>>26069033>>26069041>>26069042>>26069052>>26069060>>26069061Decu offers magical girl sex, gets refused. Whiteknights everywhereon that note>>26068970 [X] Refuse.
>>26069091It's not a Pomf because she knows *exactly* what she's going to do on the bed.
>>26068970Now where was this covering for hue with Coobiegate?[X] Accept. Quickest way to prove or disprove shadowruns.
You guys realise we can totally share a bed without getting frisky, right?
>>26069101I think you mean Decu offers suicide by Pinky, gets refused.
>>26069085Pinky is, unlike what most people think, surprisingly sane for a crazy goddess. If we explain that is was for checkings if Miku is Terminator X we will get off scot free.
>>26069107The question is does Pinky realize that?
>>26069101That's not whiteknighting, it's being professional on the job and not pissing off Pinky. We have nothing to gain by accepting, but there's a lot of shit that can go wrong if we do.
>>26069080>kinsey scale of robosexuality.jpg
>>26069107But in character, why would Chiaki share a bed with her?She's been nothing but wary of Ruri the whole time, jumping in to bed with her now seems a long way out of character.
>>26069120I'd hit mostly anything but 5 and 6.
>>26069008>Sayaka staring at Ruri's crotch>Sayawkwardness>Spaghetti-tan more visibly uncomfortable than usualBecause you can't into context, apparently.
>>26069121Decu wouldn't offer the option if he didn't have an explanation planeed out for it already.
>>26069130The super hearing is the important part. Not the staring.
>>26069115>>26069110>>26069113I forgot about Pinkey. I'm almost wishing we accepted now, just to see what she'd do. But that's the same line of thinking which led me to push for putting the hat on Pinky, and probably the time we brought QB into the timestop. What I'm getting at is that it sounds like a bad idea.
>>26069113Performing cavity exams on possibly superrobot idols searching for golden what precisely? Did she play hide the snake with her golden microphone? I can't say I'd be displeased with a hide and seek game like that, but I must go with>>26068970[X] Refuse.There's far too many people we could hurt if word ever got out. Are we still being televised at this point? I doubt it, and do we have the hat on right now. I want to make sure there's no foreign influences here manipulating the idol.
>>26069107>>26069121Its also been established that Chiaki isn`t exactly comfortable with physical contact. I think the only times were we had some enjoyment out of that was nudehugging with Midori and obviously with Mumi. I would sell my soul th get hugged by Mumi.
>>26069118>he doesn't want to find out if the Miku is a robo
>>26069080What is #3, I can't into moonspeak, and I want to turing test the data out of her.
>>260691292 and 3 for me. If they are going full human, why not just fuck a human? The robotic bits are the reason you fuck a robot. Otherwise you're just fucking a real doll that can talk.Anything past 3 though is asking to have your dick crushed between a set of gears.
>>26069166Let's say she is. Then what?
>>26069171Aegis, from Persona.
Rolled 13>>26069171#3 is Aigis (spelling?) from Persona 3. IIRC she isn't a romance option because she doesn't have the robo-vag
>>26068948[x] Offer to clean Ruri's carpets
>>26069185We can deal with that later, the real juicy bit is what happens when you confront her with what you know. Is she unknowing? A killbot? An agent for someone? A real AI?
>>26069159Generally it only happens after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. Then it seems to be limited to making out and light cuddling.
>>26069113>tfw Miku as DJ for Public Enemy
>>26069204Excuse me, but that's no terminator. That's from her video where she was changing into a hivemind bug. Get it together. The roach is a dead giveaway.
>>26069226I know but I'll call her that anyway.
>>26069077We Cutie Honey now
>>26069159its true - murderface has more issues than life magazine
>>26068970[x]Accept. We were supposed to show her a good time, after all. Even if she just wants to have an innocent pajama party
>>26068970>[X] AcceptI think I missed the time limit...When was the last time Matsuda got offered the opportunity for genuine physical contact that isn't awkward public hugging? Bitch should jump on that.
>>26069211Man legs on mumi, why do you do things like this!
damn responsibilities - gtg. don't fuck up, /tg/>homurun!
>>26069270>tg>not fucking up in some wayI laugh with scorn.
>>26068970[x]Naptime. It's not like we're actually going to be any less deadly whether we're resting in a chair or a bed. We've fallen asleep in a chair before!
>>26069076Hey, Pinky didn't throw a fit when we slept naked with Midori.
>>26069310Because Pinky acknowledges Midori. Probably likes her quite abit too.
>>26069270>Sallaka not even listed as Main-Cast
>>26069155Guys who are still voting, the time limit expired at the quoted post, about 14 minutes ago.
>>26069317And nothing of value was lost.
>>26069317Neither is Koko.
>>26069246Last time it happened was in Siberia. Before that was with Wendy I believe, if we are taking the Wendy Cooldown stuff as cannon.
>>26069316After her disguise today, Pinky probably likes her even more. Dem homus.
>>26069310Probably because she was way to busy being MAD AS FUCK when we were near the basment and then ripped us to shreds a second time?
>>26069286never give up hopesometimes you roll 20s
What would Mami have done in our situation?
>>26069363Lose her head?
>>26069335I think Decu confirmed the Wendy writeups were canon, dont know about the rest
>>26069342Would you homu Midori's homus while Malal watched?
>>26069342Homu and MidoHomu both go into time stop with heaping plates of pancakes, pinky's face does a bloody impression of spindletop before hatefucking both of them.Then rips out MidoHomu's heart anyway.
>>26069192But you do get to leave some of your genetic material in her most cherished important place.
>>26069376I'd homu midohomu's homus so hard it'd be like a grand slam at game 7.They could put that shit on the jumbotron
>>26069363She would have giggled and asked if they were going to talk about boys, in the kind of tone that would be condescending but it isn't because it's Mami that's doing it.
>>26069192it's Aegis, I just looked it up on GB, promotions were had.
>>26069384>Jizz in her brain-heart
>>26069363If she was sure it was going to be innocent, like if Ruri was just a little lonely or something, then she might accept, I'd think.
>>26069405If you went to the bathroom and get Excellent condition before initiating Aeon 10, probably
>>26069402Aegis in Japan, Aigis in the US, and she's not a romance option exactly, but she kind of is and is sort of treated like the canon girlfriend in some respects.So...that's a thing.
>>26069415She'd probably not think it'd be indecent at all, and indulge Ruri. Who'd wake up with her face pressed into Mami's mammies. Mami would definitely be the 'accidentally lewd' kind of sleeper.
Goddamint, I just wanted to wait for one more update and now its 1:30.Every time.
>>26069452Sup fellow Aussie.
>>26069452A fellow Ausfag! Most nights run past 3!
Accept.No other choice. Only this way can we discover the turth about Ruri.
>>26069452Plenty of time until dawn.
>>26069463I know, normally I just give up about midnight and read it on suptg the next day.
>>26069452>>26069462>>26069463And suddenly it reveals itself who is responsible for all those MAXIMUM HUE-votes and ideas.
>>26069516Hahah what.I was voting AGAINST them, you baboon.
Everyone should look at what deculture retweeted just now, while waiting for the next post.
>>26069516Its 1:38 AM here. Don't blame Australians, there's prolly only the three of us.
>>26069463>>26069462>>26069452Jesus Christ I never knew there were so many other Aussies following this
>>26069516No, I either don't vote at all or vote for whatever seems best in-character.Dont push that shit on us.
>>26069516Only the dead can know peace from these Australians. I kid, the Aussies on /tg/ are cool. On other boards though...
>profissionalism hueYou blind idiots. You can't get any safer than being on the same bed as Murderface.[x] Accept.
>>26069535...The four of us.
>>26069530Ahahaha holy shit
>>26069530COOLDOWNTHIS IS NOT OKAY
>>26069555Make it FIVE.>>26068970[X] ACCEPT!
>>26069568Yeah. Time to kill Wendy. Always wanted to do that since the first time she showed up.
>>26069530>Midori NTRing us with Wendy
>>26069530Goddamnit Cooldown, you're a loose cannon.Write more.
>>26069581Maybe Chiaki should have treated Midori better
>>26069568Say you. I'm am very ok with this.This must now happen.
>>26069592I hate you.
>>26069530midori plsmidori pls no
Not sure what you fags are on about. Best girl Pinky is still ours.
>>26069530...Uh-oh. Should we PANIC yet? http://youtu.be/2aTBBIqszJc?t=24m34s
>>26069530I thought it was adorable.
>>26069530A new challenger approaches!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFtZ0SbWTrg
Did not expect this kind of response, hah. Didn't think anyone in the thread would bring it up either.Time to shoot for Double NTR End.
>>26069581>NTRWhat are you talking about. Chiaki and Midori are not in a romantic relationship. Stop your waifu shit.God, if there's something that needs professionalism is this.
>>26069676>>26069677>>26069678>>26069681ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
>>26069676>>26069677>>26069678WHAT ARE YOU FUCKS DOINNNNNNG
>>26069681>>26069678>>26069677>>26069676And the meteor showers begin...
>>26069694>>26069695>>26069697YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>26069693Mami or Pinky?Or both
>>26069697>>26069695>>26069694YOU ONLY HAVE TO SAY ONE JOB ONCE FOR THE SUMMONING TO WORK YOU FUCKTARDS ARE AS MUCH AT FAULT AS THE REST OF THE HOOPLEHEADS
>>26069693And pass up a chance to sow player's tears and an NTR crack pairing?
Someone should post that cute comic of Chiaki standing on tiptoes to kiss Midori. I need to cheer up.
>>26069693Loved it.Write more.So much more.
Honestly, guys. Can't you do one thing right?See picture for reference.
>>26068970So Ruri shaves Kyouko and Sayaka, then licks them.
>>26069712Mami x Pinky is also fine.
>meanwhile I am fucking around on the Twitter page
>>26069693Sooooo Midori x Kyoko?They're both on fire at the time
>>26069758Took you long enough.
>>26069693I'm just too sappy for my own good, man. Noir stories are bad for my heart, I'll take any kind of happiness for the characters.
>>26069758>fellow germanfagWhy hello there.
>>26068997 >>26069003 >>26069005 >>26069006 >>26069008You glare at the idol, before shaking your head. ...No. You're not getting in bed with a client. That's like the first thing they teach you in Vindicare School. Well...maybe the second. The first is to always double-tap to be sure. ...Actually, maybe the third, since the first is being taught the difference between a clip and a magazine--"But you need to sleep! Even Magical Girls need to rest--" It's here that Ruri narrows her eyes at you, as if suddenly figuring something out - before suddenly bursting out in laughter. "O-oh, wait! Wait! Did you think I was...I was asking you to sleep with me! Like, have sex?"...Wasn't she?"Ahahaha! N-no, no!" The super idol bursts into laughter again, rolling around the memory foam mattress. It takes her a moment to calm down, sitting up again, still giggling. "Jeez, Chiaki-chan. I know you don't really like me, and how you think I asked for you specifically because I've got some super shady 'plans' for you--" she mimes quotation marks with her fingers at the word - "...but honestly, did you think I was going to seduce you or Sayaka-chan because I could? Because I'm rich, or because I'm a super idol?" It's here that her voice loses all of its cheerfulness, shedding it like some sort of mask or filter. Letting you hear her actual, normal voice for a change. "Did you honestly think I was that terrible of a person, Chiaki-chan?"You're silent at this, taken aback by the sudden candor from the idol. She shakes her head here, taking a pillow from the bed and hugging it to her arms. "You're not the first Magical Girl I hired, you know." She half-murmurs this into the pillow. "And the girl that they sent for me....she was really high-strung, just like you. Professional to the point of rudeness, just like you. She also never slept the entire time she watched over me, even if it was practically safe for her to." [1/2]
>>26069781It's too early for most claps anyway, they should be at work now right?
>>26069787She looks down, her curiously-bright blue eyes flickering just a bit. "I woke up to find her crying about something. Turns out it's her brother, who's in the hospital. The Officio had to send someone else. I heard she was...retired a few weeks after that."...Well, you don't exactly have a sick brother, but--"That's not the point. Silly." Ruri cuts you off. "Look, it's...alright, I was having a bit of fun when I wrote that request to Kyuubey. Meant it to be taken the completely wrong way, and I guess I pushed it a bit today. But..." She looks at you now. "I meant what I said. I wanted to get to know Magical Girls better. You specifically, Chiaki-san. But I also meant that I wanted to have fun with you. The kind that...doesn't necessarily involve that kind of thing. I wanted you to take this opportunity to take a break, even for just a little bit. Because...you never know when you'll be able to take a break again, right?"She pats the space on the bed beside her. "I want you to sleep here beside me. No hanky panky, maybe cuddling but that's as far as it goes. If you're not cool with that, then you can sleep on the couch." Ruri smiles at you, and you couldn't help but feel that it's a smile just for you - a genuine kind of smile. "Come on. Just go and get a shower and change, you don't even have to sleep on the same bed as me. Okay?"Rest doesn't really come into the equation, but...you suppose you could do with a bit of shuteye. At least she clarified the situation. It was just so that you're clear with everything....You're not into fucking your own clients, is what you're trying to say, here."Right, I gotcha, Chiaki-chan! I'll try to be clearer from this point on~!"Idol voice is back. Well...Fine, you'll take a shower. Wear the PJs if they don't look all that stupid. Sleep...well, you're still undecided on that.[2/3]
>"You're not the first Magical Girl I hired, you know." She half-murmurs this into the pillow. "And the girl that they sent for me....she was really high-strung, just like you. Professional to the point of rudeness, just like you. She also never slept the entire time she watched over me, even if it was practically safe for her to." >You specifically, Chiaki-san. But I also meant that I wanted to have fun with you. The kind that...doesn't necessarily involve that kind of thing.If she wanted to have fun why did she ask for us.
Rolled 10>>26069787It's not about being practically safe for us to sleep. The last time we fell asleep on the job Iori almost got raped.
>>26069811"Yay! Here you go!" Ruri leans over the opposite lip of the bed - giving you a strange, awkward view of her posterior - before tossing you a shrink-wrapped, folded set of light purple pajamas. Silk, too. "There you go! Feel free to use any of the toiletries there if you want!". . .You shake your head as you step into the bathroom that you once washed a bloodied, traumatized Iori in.This is the strangest op you've ever been on.No more idol missions. No more. As long as you're alive.You take off your glasses, cancel your transformation, and hope that you're not doing anything stupid. You stuff the hat back into your inventory, too. Just in case.. . .Your shower doesn't take long, despite you making sure to do all the things Mami had taught you. You even made sure to dry your hair properly with a few passes of the hair dryer, and ran a hairbrush through it for completeness' sake. Snapping a rubberband to re-engage the ponytail, you walk back out of the bathroom, already in the lavender pajamas....Well, it's silk, so it's comfy. A bit too comfortable, if you'll be honest. You're not really a sleepwear kind of person."Ahaha, that looks cute on you, Chiaki-chan!" Ruri claps. ...She's not wearing the same pajamas as you, but rather a sheer white nightgown that ends halfway at the hip. Sheer enough to be nearly transparent, revealing rather tasteful light green underwear. "There, don't you feel a bit more relaxed? How do you feel, now?"...Relaxed, you guess. Not something you're used to, but...it's nice, you suppose."See? A nice shower and nice bedclothes always go a long way~" Ruri grins as she pats the bed beside her, once more. "Now, where'll you sleep? Here, or at the couch?"  Bed. Couch. I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you.
>>26069834It's okay. The dastardly Rape 'Em All Hanegawa is on our side now.
>>26069827For the same reason people have fun with M idols like Noriko.Because even if someone seems like they're no fun at all, you can make your OWN fun by teasing them and seeing their reactions.
>>26069847>[x] Bed.No Hanky Panky, though.
>>26069848What about her secret, even more rapey twin sister?
>>26069847[x] Bed.She even used her People Voice to explain things to our uptight ass.
>>26069848Our face when Midori only visited with Kyouko so she could try to get her raped.
>>26069847[x] Check shield for clicking.
>>26069847[x] Couch.Gotta think of Pinky in these types of situations.
>>26069847[X] CouchWe never did quite get comfortable with sleeping on actual beds I guess given how much we like our chair and how often we used to crash on our couch
>>26069847>[X] I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you."The only time I really sleep is when the alcohol or an enemy knocks me unconscious.Besides, the last time I slept while guarding a client they almost ended up getting raped. So no."
>>26069847> Bed.Technically, now that things have been explained, I see no real IC reason to refuse.
Rolled 17>>26069847>[x] I'm not sleeping at all tonight. I'll sleep in the morning while Sayaka is guarding you.Professionalism
>[x] I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you.NOIR PROTAGONISTNOIR PROTAGONISTNOIR PROTAGONIST GOD FUCKING DAMN ITYou shitstained weaboos WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
>>26069847[X] I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you."If I wanted to go to sleep I'd have brought six bottles of whisky with me."
>>26069847>Snapping a rubberband to re-engage the ponytail,Why, Chiaki. Why do you hate your hair.
>>26069847[X] Bed.Bed. Beeeeeeeeeed. BED.
>>26069847>[X] I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you.
>>26069896Seconding this guy
>[x]combine those two options>>26069899>>26069888FULL NOIR.
>>26069847[x] Bed.Might as well humor her.One thing bothers me though, we had the hat on, why was she not seduced? Maybe she actually IS a robot.
>>26069847>[x] Bed.Lets see this backfire on Chiaki
>>26069847>[X] Bed.I guess it's okay, rather not have her all cuddly though.
>>26069847[x] Couch[x] Pretend to sleep until she falls asleep, then keep steadfast watchNo need to hurt her feelings by straight out saying that we're humoring her. That sort of defeats the purpose of humoring her in the first place.
>>26069847>[X] I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you.Fuck Idol jobs. Seriously, fuck them.
>>26069899Old Murderface is a strong black womyn who don't need no sleep.2nded.
>>26069847[x] Bed.Looks like it'll be fine.
>>26069847[x] Bed.Still more comfortable if we're sleeping. At all.
>>26069847[X] BedWhat the hell, if she really does have an evil plan we can always shoot her kneecaps out later.
We can stay awake and lie on the bed at the same time.
>>26069926"The only time I really sleep is when the alcohol or an enemy knocks me unconscious. If I wanted to sleep I'd have brought six bottles of whisky with me. Besides, the last time I slept while guarding a client they almost ended up getting raped. So no."
>>26069926Yes.Ruri needs to learn that if she wanted to have fun she should have asked for Kyoko.
>>26069962>chiaki lays on the bed perfectly straight with her eyes wide open the entire night>doesnt even take glasses off
>>26069888I really REALLY do not want to say this. Respect Ioris privacy.
>>26069847[X] I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you.
>>26069926another vote for MAXIMUM NOIR
>>26069984Iori already talked about it with Ruri. That's the reason she picked this suite.
>>26069926>>26070000And another vote
I LIKE ALL THESE VOTES WITH NO [x] OR LINK TO DECU'S POST
>suddenly like 40 votesSure is samefag in here.
>>26069847[x]"The only time I really sleep is when the alcohol or an enemy knocks me unconscious. If I wanted to sleep I'd have brought six bottles of whisky with me. Besides, the last time I slept while guarding a client they almost ended up getting raped. So no."
>>26069855Because Chiaki has the most hilarious reactions.
>>26069847>[X] Bed.on the promise of no funny stuff, we need some rest after this horrible day.
>>26070028People fight dirty when idols are involved.
>>26069847>[x] I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you.It might just be the shadowruns but I think we're doing this with far less convincing than usually necessary.And I don't like it. One bit.
>>26070028We have now two factions:shipping fags, and NOIR fags. Choose your poison, /tg/.
>>26069847[x] I'm not sleeping at all.Yeah. This went wrong once already.
Technically isn't one of the hallmarks of noir being the hardboiled characters giving in to emotional choices like this?
>>26070028I'm surprised considering that this is neither a waifu-related vote, a proper 'hue' vote, or a particularly dangerous situation.
>>26070055I'll take NOIR. Its better to, y'know, actually keep in character as a bitter emotionally-damaged murderer.>>26069926Nthing.
>>26070055Btw, I choose>>26069964
>>26069926casting my vote!
>>26069847[x] Bed.Ruri will be the safest this way.
>>26070059I think some people treat "anything involving possible affection" as a waifu issue.
>>26070058And then regretting giving in afterwards.
>>26069847[x] BEDI STILL WANT TO CHECK FOR ROBO
>>26070069>implying sleeping with her in one bed will be more safer than staying awake whole night
>>26070064Couch fag here. Why can't we choose the middle ground? Fucking bedfags and noirfags, always going to the extremes.
>>26070062>he cannot into character development
>no [x]>no linksGonna have a hard time counting this one, Decu.ALSO, STOP VOTING, TIME IS UP
>>26070091To be fair, sure didn't help with Iori.
>>26069847[X] I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you.This is the only right choice. We will sleep later when Sayaka switches with us.
>>26070096Couch is boring, and maintain status quo.
>>26070096Typical neutral attitude, can't commit. This is why we can't trust you people.
>>26070096>he doesnt go full EXTREEEEEEME
>>26070098If this was Mami it'd probably go down well.But we barely know this chick.>>26070105My count is about 23 for NOIR.
>>26070105>ALSO, STOP VOTING, TIME IS UPTime for shitposting?
>>26070098......you really don't get people do you? people don't just "get better" don't just change themselves, we a still murderface and damnit we don't sleep until we have to
>>26070128And 19 for bed.Looks like we're telling the idol about our drinking problem.
>>26070091Who said anything about sleeping? We humor her by being on the bed, but stay awake. Plus we can check to see if she is a robot better this way.
>>26070128Times are changing. We're obviously not as noir as we used to be. Because, unlike the readers of poir stories, the protagonists of noir stories generally don't want to be protagonists of noir stories. Because who the fuck wants to live the life of Max Payne? Shit sucks, plain and simple.
>>26070145ohh damn too late to change vote, I would totally be up for "examining" her while she's asleep, I think this robot theory has some credence
>>26070138They do if they try. You know. Making decisions that will help them learn to deal with their problems.Anyway noirfags narrowly won by my count, so it's moot at this point.
>>26070138>people don't just "get better" don't just change themselvesYeah we know, that's the whole reason Midori gathered all 4 Homus in order to fuse them all together to Megahomu, so that Chiaki can became a better person.
>>26070085Hence the need to make the mistake first to conform to the expectations of the genre?
Jesus, why do you care so much about this? Either side really. It's such a minor vote...
>>26070165>>26070164reguardless I'm getting a little sick of the lack of noir in magical girl noir. I like being a broken mess, yeah we're getting better, but baby steps people.
>>26070105>ALSO, STOP VOTING, TIME IS UPSeriously, brah, curb down that autism. Also: >>26069847[x] I'm not sleeping at all. I just did this to humor you.
>>26070058I feel like it's split right down the center between that and concluding (often with some amount of resignation or regret) that their position prevents them from seeking the creature comforts that the average person is afforded.A dichotomy that is almost literally what this choice is about.Not sure what's keeping us from humoring her by staying on the bed until she's asleep and then slipping out and doing our goddamn job dutifully. The principal gets to feel like she's helping, and we get to feel like we're doing our due diligence on the guard duty front. We'll be awake on the couch when she wakes up, and can just tell her that we didn't want to wake her when we got up.Just because WE'RE no fun allowed-tier doesn't mean we have to actively crush HER hopes.
>>26070164Does that count votes with [x]?
>>26070096[X] Go full noir, then plop on the couch. After a while, crawl into bed.
>>26070145Majority of bed choices do not point that we are going to stay away, y'know?
>>26070184Maybe decu will fit that in since the vote was so close.
>>26070184I will repeat.If she wanted to have fun times with a Magical Girl, she should have chosen someone other than Murderface.
>>26070188No, I just count votes that are obviously votes. It's not that hard to differentiate if you have nothing better to do.Also I for one think Ruri has a point, and that maybe, just once, we can count on somebody else to be competent. Like Sayaka. You know. That person we brought with because she's competent.
>>26070184Yes, I like this idea.
>>26070165>MegahomuNo anon, that was one of the pieces.
>>26070205That person who needed private alone time in the shower after discussing personal grooming?
>>26070205You mean Sayaka, the person who had a rose-scented bath with the principal and noted that she was clean-shaven down there?
>>26070184I'm abit surprise that that wasn't a choice too.I guess decu wanted us to come up with that on our own, though or neglected to afford that slightly soft yet bitter middle route.
>>26070229She was guarding her better than we were at the time. Iori got raped because we let somebody else into the room without thinking better of it, not because we fell asleep.
>>26070184>Just because WE'RE no fun allowed-tier doesn't mean we have to actively crush HER hopesWhat hopes exactly? She hired us to guard job, and we are going to do our fucking job.
>>26070165I thought the whole reason she needed to gather them was mostly so we'd still have a "full" homu, implying that it wasn't so much improvement(beyond counteracting some of her amneia) and more "making sure she doesn't actually regress".
>>26070180Not falling for the femme fatale isn't very noir, m8.And this is more hardboiled pulp than late period noir anyway.
>>26070180Baby steps is what I'm hoping for too. We don't need to improve all at once, and I like Chiaki with an edge to her.
>>26070243Did you miss the whole writing song thing and all the other pretty fucking shifty stuff surrounding here? Don't play stupid, as a noir protagonist we owe to world to stick our cock into the hornet's nest, no matter how dangerous it seems.
>>26070269But we don't have a cock.
>>26070216>Fusion consisting of 4 or more parts>Not Mega-whateverhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mQuHh1X4H4
>>26070272>implying magic does not exist
>>26070243Did you not read the last story post? Ruri wants us to lighten up as much as she wants us playing guard dog.
>>26070205Damn, maybe we should have tried to get Sayaka in here to sleep with her instead. The entire reason we dragged her into this was so we could throw her on the idol grenade.
The only real question right now is whether we get a Chikuwa immediately, or after one more post.
>>26070287If she really wants a cuddle buddy we should go and get Noriko. She's like a greasy little teddy bear.
>>26070282She isn't Murderface psychiatrist, but her client. And client shouldn't cross contract boundaries.
>>26070304M idols aren't for cuddling. And why isn't Spaghetti-tan in a box anyway? I wanted to see it.
>>26070303There's no way we can end yet, it's still not late enough that I won't get enough sleep before I need to get up tomorrow!
>>26070269Sorry, but sticking our futacock into her isn't like sticking it in hornet nest. It's literary a death flag due to pinky, and her phobia over idols.
>>26070303I-I'm sure Decu will pull an all-nighter anon. He...he wouldn't leave us like this. Not like this.
>>26070313We were hired so she could try to cross those boundaries. The guard mission was secondary to "having a good time with the Warmaster"
>>26070325>>26070287>>26070339We totally need to take her out to the Officio and get her hosed down. Maybe make her get installed as a liason or something so she can gain a bit of backbone, at least to get her though the day halfway properly. This is just sad to watch right now, personal life and job should always be divided.
this is the first time ive ever hoped for the chikuwa to come immediatly.
Ruri is proving to a really great character.Being able to split the fanbase like this.
>>26070339>Not cuddling her so the abuse doesn't hurt worse laterDo you even S?
>>26070379She might be my favorite.
>>26069811>I wanted you to take this opportunity to take a break, even for just a little bit. Because...you never know when you'll be able to take a break again, right?"Ruri. You are aware that I can stop time, right? I can take a break whenever I want to."
>>26070390Fuck it, now I want for us to stay awake and go rattle her door in the middle of the night or something.
>>26070392Thats because your taste is shit.
>>26070379you have to admit, we're pretty damn good at doing that, even without any character intervention.
Are we ever going to ask Sayaka about Kyosuke?
>>26070410...This could be fun.Fuck protecting the idol, let's wait for her to fall asleep and then spend the night tormenting Noriko.
>>26070412Man if I couldn't laugh at internet people being internet people and enjoy being jerked around I couldn't even follow these threads. I 'd just be one of those people that has to read the ebook because they can't stand the community.
I still think going flesh of fallen angels is the best choice.
>>26070422Maybe after BlueQuest.
>>26070113>>26070118>>26070123Your extremism will get us killed! Right not Ruri and Pinky are roughly equivocal to Nazi Germany and the allies, and we can choose between being France, Italy, or Switzerland. Choose Switzerland.
>>26070423Let's pull an Umineko an paw at her doors with hands covered in paint afterwards. Then we can tell her that a Witch almost got her at night.
>>26070452Choose Switzerland.Choose Mami.
>>26070452>>26070467France is Midori, because she's totally going to be raped by Pinky at some point, especially if she keeps dressing up as Moemura.
>>26070452I think it's more like Ruri and Pinky are Nazi Germany and the USSR and we're Poland...
>>26070410>>26070423>>26070464And also make ghost noises.
>>26070452Couch is useless. Doesn't let Ruri feel good and enjoy herself, but also doesn't do jack shit to keep her safer than if we went with bed.
We should just timestop and consult the pinkster.
>>26070504I suggested we consult the shield but nobody went for it...
>>26070504>Pinky wants inRemember her being in the crowd of fans when we got here? Yeah.
>>26069888 >>26069926 >>26069964 >>26070030You stare at the expectant super idol for a moment, before...shaking your head again. Saying that you're not going to sleep at all - you just did this to humor her. That's all.Ruri is visibly crestfallen at this. "...Why? Didn't I tell you that it's okay for you to sleep? Look, if you're that worried, just sleep on the couch. I just want you to be comfortable and be able to relax--"You hold up a hand to stop her. You weren't finished, you explain. You do appreciate the gesture, honestly, and while you have an unreliable memory at the moment, you're pretty sure that a client being concerned for paid help is a rare thing. You understand what she's trying to do. It's her turn to understand what you're trying to do, now - and that's to do the job you've been given, properly and efficiently. You do the job in front of you, and if you're lucky, you get to go home.She knows just as well as you do that the last time you fell asleep on the joob, something terrible very nearly happened. That was your fault, and you want to be able to show everyone relying on you - including her - that you've learned your lesson then. You appreciate her worrying about you, and you're as relaxed as you can be at the moment - hell, you don't even have a gun close at hand, now, and you usually are antsy when it comes to that.So thanks, but no thanks. You've taken the shower, you've worn her pajamas, you've played along as much as you could. But willingly compromising her safety in the name of fun...well, she can call you the anti-fun police all she likes, but you're not going to make a mistake like that ever again. You're not going to sleep, and that's final. You'll get your sleep, but only when you're sure that it doesn't jeopardize your client's safety.[1/2]
>>26070452>>26070467>>26070488>>26070489Hetalia:Noir Quest edition?
>>26070526"...Iori-chan's right. You don't bow to fate easily." There's a coldness to Ruri's voice, now, but there's also an impressed smile curling her lips. "Alright, Chiaki-chan. You win. I'll go sleep on my bed, vulnerable and helpless, while the Warmaster of the Ninth watches over me.". . .Does she really have to put things like that?"You're the one deciding to stay awake, so you deal with it and take responsibility." Ruri sticks her tongue out at you, before reaching underneath a pillow and snapping an elastic blindfold over her eyes. "Don't think I've forgotten that you still owe me a date, Chiaki-chan. We'll have that sometime before this ends." She lies back, drawing up the covers up to her chest and then snuggling into her pillow, yawning. "Goodnight~!"[+50 Ruri Points!]You murmur the required reply to that, before taking your place on the couch and leaning back, there. Pulling out the holstered Golden Desert Eagle and placing it on your lap....For a high-energy idol, Ruri falls asleep quite easily, you note. It's only been a handful of minutes when you started waiting when you noticed her beginning to snore. A cute kind of snore, but snoring all the same.Even idols snore, you guess. Even the super kind.It's here that you hear a beeping sound - and realize that it's the headset you also stuffed into your inventory. You pull it out and put it on - and immediately hear Kyosuke's voice, calling for you it seems."...Matsuda? Miss Matsuda?"You tone down the volume as you reply in low tones. What did he want?"Six girls here at the lobby, Miss Matsuda. All of them have Ninth Officio Identification. ...A Vindicare Squad and the Callidus Rank Leader, or so I'm told. Miss Karasawa Enishi." A moment's pause. "Your orders on how to proceed here, Miss Matsuda?"How do you respond?
>>26070544[x] Change in our uniform and go meet them.Let's see who we got.
>>26070544Have him come up here to relieve us, and go meet them.Also when the hell did we promise her a date?
>>26070544>"...Iori-chan's right. You don't bow to fate easily." There's a coldness to Ruri's voice, now, but there's also an impressed smile curling her lips.>[+50 Ruri Points!]
>>26070544[x] Wake up Sayaka, and leave her with Ruri while we get MG'd up and go meet them. Let's not give them the opportunity to sneak Ruri away from under our noses, shall we.
>>26070557>+50 Ruri PointsHAH. Noirfags, you played right into the waifufags' filthy, cheeto-stained hands.>>26070570This, this right here. Also probably change out of our silk pajamas.
>>26070544>[+50 Ruri Points!]Ah? She likes people who don't yield to her? Huh.
>>26070544[X] Tell them to come up to Ruri's room, we will talk to them outside.
>>26070544can't leave Ruri alone, have them come up to the room and we'll issue orders then.>"...Iori-chan's right. You don't bow to fate easily.">Fate>Prophetwhy do you do this to us Decu?>don't answer that.
>>26070544I'll be right downHead down in the pj's with our hat on our head and golden gun in a shoulder holster and go about our business like nothing is out of the ordinary
>>26070585Actually no,[x] This. Sayaka instead.
>>26070585>[x] Wake up Sayaka, and let her meet them. Let's not give them the opportunity to sneak Ruri away from under our noses, shall we.ftfy
>>26070544[x} Tell them to come up so we can talk to them.
>>26070544Have them come up to our room.Son't get changed out of our PJs, just magic up our costume.
>>26070544[x] "Let them in. Direct them to Miss Kirishima's suite. I'll meet them outside."IN UNIFORM PLEASE.
>>26070544>...For a high-energy idol, Ruri falls asleep quite easily, you note. It's only been a handful of minutes when you started waiting when you noticed her beginning to snore. A cute kind of snore, but snoring all the same.>SNORING PROGRAM ENGAGED.>[x] voting for this >>26070585why not?
>>26070544[X] "I'll be right down". Get Sayaka to cover the principal while we suit up and meet the Saints in disguise
>>26070544[X] Call Sayaka over, tell her to keep an eye on Ruri while we take a look at our squad.>>26070590>HAH. Noirfags, you played right into the waifufags' filthy, cheeto-stained hands.Oh? Because it seems to me that the Waifufags HAVE to be Noir now to get Ruripoints.>>26070600Oh god. Oh dear fucking god.>Her last MG had an accident with her brother>Mami is being threatened just as we take this job>Your post[SHADOWRUNS INTENSIFY TO MAXIMUM POWER]
>>26070614>>26070613>>26070604>>26070609>>26070585Let's combine those two.
>>26070544This is the best choice.>>26070614[x] "Let them in. Direct them to Miss Kirishima's suite. I'll meet them outside."IN UNIFORM PLEASE.
>>26070585Either Sayaka takes watch while we go get them, or they come up and we give them orders.Also, tell Kyosuke to find 6 more headsets.
Oh, man. Now I have this mental image of Chiaki in her PJs, rocking back and forth in a rocking chair with a shotgun in her hands while watching over a frightened Ruri who is cowering under the sheets.
>>26070585This. She hired MG protection, she gets MG protection,
>>26070544[x]Get out phone, text them orders to preform a sweep of the hotel, etc, then probably hunker down until tommorow. We might as well not leave our principle sleeping helplessly alone.
>>26070544>[+50 Ruri Points!]Fucking Idols. This is the last fucking time. >>26070544[x]"Give them Sayaka`s Room number without telling them that its Sayaka`s Room. "Just to make sure we`re not dealing with Imposters we will let Sayaka deal with them first while listening through the door. Shadowrun softly.
>>26070623>waifufags HAVE to noirDear god...Decu created someone that will...UNIFY us!?
>...For a high-energy idol, Ruri falls asleep quite easily, you note.FAKING
>>26070544>"...Iori-chan's right. You don't bow to fate easily." There's a coldness to Ruri's voice, now, but there's also an impressed smile curling her lips. "Alright, Chiaki-chan. You win. I'll go sleep on my bed, vulnerable and helpless, while the Warmaster of the Ninth watches over me."Anyone that still wants to fuck her or even get close to her is a goddamn lunatic.
>>26070653>[x]"Give them Sayaka`s Room number without telling them that its Sayaka`s Room. "I love it.
>>26070544[x] "Send them up. I'll meet them at the door."
>>26070653Seconding this.Shadowrun to maximum. Subtly.
>>26070656Naah, she's just entering sleep mode.
>>26070544Before we do ANYTHING, call up QB and double-check that we're expecting backup, and if so, maybe ask why he felt the need to send a third high-ranking MG as support.Having the Warmaster, and both the Eversor and Callidus rank leaders all sent to the same job seems a little over the top.
>>26070686He sent them because we asked for them.
>>26070686We ASKED for backup, though the rest is a little unusual to be sure.
I bet that flesh looks mighty inviting now doesn't it?
>>26070686WE WERE THE ONES THAT ASKED FOR THEM DID YOU GUYS FORGOT THAT ALREADY
>>26070686THISAND IF THEY'RE LEGIT>>26070653THISTAKE NO CHANCESBECAUSE YEAH THIS IS MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT OVERKILLUnless Coobs knows something we don't.>>26070702>>26070696>>26070697>Having the Warmaster, and both the Eversor and Callidus rank leaders all sent to the same job seems a little over the top.We asked for backup. But there's already two of the top MGs on this mission. A third showing up is suspicious.
>>26070686We asked for her.From... 109th thread I think?>You do have a couple of things you'd like to request, if he's asking.>"Very well. Tell me and I'll do my best to accommodate."Right. Yes. Well. First off, you'd like to ask Kyuubey to try and scour for as much information about your client as he can. She seems to know quite a lot about you and the industry, and she's even admitted to having a relationship with one. There's also the incident two years past, when a dead body that was a dead ringer for Ruri was found in Santa Destroy, during one of her concerts. Everything he can find about the idol, basically.>"...Well, I suppose I can have the Vanus check again. Perhaps they'll find something about that incident. As for her prior history to any agents...well, Matsuda, we do try to respect the privacy of our clients. Blackmail has stopped being one of our main revenue streams." A pregnant silence, here. "...But I'm sure we'll be able to find something. I will see to it personally.">Right. Fine. You'd like that delivered to you via your phone as soon as possible.>"Right. Anything else?">Yes. A Callidus support specialist. Someone reliable and professional, who doesn't get starstruck easily. If the Tenth is involved with the Tojo Group, then there's the possibility that a few Magical Girls will be sent your way, to mess things up and do some damage. Any other threat can easily be taken care of between you and Sayaka, but if a Callidus gets sent, then at least you'll have someone to counter it.>"I see. Very well. I'll send the best I have on active duty. Expect to receive her tonight. She'll be accompanying the Vindicares you requested as overwatch."
>>26070716>Someone who doesn't get starstruck easily>Callidus leader who may have banged KharnWelp
>>26070715>We asked for backup. But there's already two of the top MGs on this mission. A third showing up is suspicious.Nigga put the shadowruns down, you don't even remember half the things that happened in the past, see >>26070716
>>26070659>Our main waifu is a quasi-rapist who sells fantasy porn of us and worked for the most despicable Incubator>The other waifu is an insane goddess that has KALI MAed us at least twice>The tertiary waifu is a pathological manipulator who was the first to be tainted with golden weapon corruptionIcy idol who likes backbone is the least crazy option.
>>26070716Actually, this is a good point - he probably sent someone so high-ranking just in case the Tenth IS involved, which they probably are, because fuck them.
>>26070737>Someone who doesn't get starstruck easily>Callidus leader who may have banged Kharn>WelpOnce you go Kharn you never go back, so she is good to go.
>>26070653They get to Sayakas door and knock."What the fuck is it now Murderface."She opens the door."What the fuck is going on!?"We then open our door."What is this Murderface? Shouldn't they be knocking on your door""The walls have ears. Needed to make sure the Yaks didn't intercept the request for backup and murder me the moment I opened the door."
>>26070746>icy idol who is a robot assassin from the future with mind control glowing eye powersYEP NO CRAZY HERE AT ALL
>>26070696>>26070697>>26070702>>26070716Look, we know full well that we ASKED for backup, but we don't know whether it's been sent out yet unless we check.If our backup got diverted somehow and these are imposters, we'd have no way to know unless we get confirmation from the Officio itself. Just have QB contact Enishi and confirm that they're waiting for us in the lobby.>>26070716Forgot the details though, thanks. This clears things up a little.
>>26070763You mean the past Anon, that corpse didn't kill itself.
>>26070749>>26070716Well regardless, its just a quick phonecall to confirm identities. It'll only take a minute a minute at most ("Coobie, can you give me a quick list of who you sent for backup for security purposes? k thanx"), and with the Tenth involved we really shouldn't be taking any risks, even at the risk of seeming paranoid.>>26070737To be fair, you don't really get starstruck with Kharn. Just struck.
>[+50 Ruri Points!]So... what do we do with these points? And is anybody keeping count of how many and with which girl?
>>26070746Who's the tertiary waifu, Mami?
>>26070779The future-past. The worst kind of future.
>>26070763Least crazy =/= no crazyNice asspull on the description though, in any other line up it would have won hands down
>>26070754We just need to keep the hat off and nobody will go down.
>>26070653[X] This. I just stepped out of a meeting for lunch and I have no idea what's going, on but I'm voting for this.
>>26070779Maybe it did! She killed herself to try and prevent them from making an AI based on her brain scan.Little did she know that they prefer dead brains anyway.
>>26070746>Mami>Pathological manipulatorShe's our goddamn elder sister figure you fuck.
>>26070782>So... what do we do with these points?Thanks to them we can go full Kharn.
>>26070782>And is anybody keeping count of how many and with which girl?Pinky is keeping a VERY close count of all our relationship points.
Rolled 2>>26070544[x]"Give them Sayaka`s Room number without telling them that its Sayaka`s Room. "
>>26070783Yup. Everybody forgets MumiQuest.
>>26070792Nah, we don't have the one foot long tongue, the lesbo is going to be disappointed.
>>26070544I'm >>26070614 I'd like to change to >>26070653 [x] This
>>26070804Mamifag please, don't lose your head.
>>26070826Since when did Kharn have a five dollar footlong?
>>26070746You seem to be forgetting the actual least crazy option.
>>26070826Motion of the ocean. We know how to do the tongue thing, Kharn showed us.I can't believe we are having a 'size matters' discussion about lesbians.
Alright, that's enough for today's thread! Next thread to continue with the most voted option this Sunday!Thanks for your participation, and questions answered after the writeup!
>>26070826I'm sure Chiaki can compensate.
>>26070653>>26070660>>26070812If this is the gameplan, (and it seems like a reasonable one,) we should probably make sure to let Sayaka know that she should be expecting company.As amusing as it would be for her to open the door yelling "What it it now, Murderface?" only to come face to face with a whole squad of equally-confused backup and a demurely amused Enishi, on the off-chance we're shadowrunning for a genuine reasons, we don't want people getting the drop on her.
You shadowrunners do realize you're going full retard, right?
>>26070866ITS THE END OF THE FIRST DAYGREEN-GREEN WHENIs it now? Oh boy I hope its now!
>>26070862>I can't believe we are having a 'size matters' discussion about lesbians.Kharn also had bigger badongas than Chiaki.>>26070866>SundayYou are tearing me apart Decu!
>>26070856Pretty sure we've almost entirely ruled her out as a non-option. Iorifags, your time has ended.
>>26070856Haha no. That bitch is also crazy, but smart enough to hide it.
>>26070856>mostly innocent idol just waiting to be raped, murdered, and butchered>probably not in that order
Rolled 1>>26070856She wants to bang a noir protag. That makes her suicidally insane.
Green Green Magica, Chapter 1"Midori-chan!" Class had ended, and most of the students had already began to shuffle out of the room. Midori looked up at the cheerful hail, and quickly leaned forward, folding her arms over her notepad and resting her chin in one hand. Despite her best efforts, though, it was obvious that she was trying to hide what she was drawing. Yukiko strode down the aisle of seats toward Midori, and stopped at a respectful distance, clasping her hands demurely before her and giving the green-haired girl a gentle smile. Midori returned it as best as she could manage, feeling as if her own expression looked stilted compared to the cute, honest smile sported by her short-haired classmate. Yukiko smiled wider in response, either oblivious to her classmate's awkwardness or just politely ignoring it."I was wondering, have you decided what club you're going to join? There's not much time left to sign up." Midori glanced aside, starting to roll her pencil between her fingers. "Well.. Ah, probably the imaginary club. I don't really have time to join one in the first place." "Oh? Why is that?" Yukiko tilted her head just a little, lips parted curiously, an expression Midori couldn't help but find endearing. She responded with an apologetic smile. "Ah, well, ya know, I've got a part time job." "Ohh.. Really? That's too bad." The girl's disappointment was obvious, but after a few beats of awkward silence, she perked back up. "I thought for sure you'd go for the art club, or calligraphy club, or something. But, having a job is cool, too. I'm kind of jealous. My parents won't let me get one, so I never have any money for anything." It wasn't as if Midori could spare much on anything she wanted, either, but she decided to leave that unsaid. "I guess! Ehehe.." Yukiko craned her neck up a little, and Midori realized the inevitable question was coming. "Say, can I see what you're drawing?" 1/7
>>26070881Hey, that's right. We were promised Green-Green!
>>26070881We have to meet the help first.So three, maybe four threads.
>>26070866>SundayI will wait diligently for your return, Decu.Thanks for the thread!
>>26070898"No thanks. I mean, no.. Sorry! It's not really anythin' at all in the first place, really! M-maybe later when I do something better." Midori mumbled rather lamely, scrunching herself up over her notepad even further, even less like someone merely leaning against their desk and more like a guilty child trying to cover a mess they made. Most of her classmates had long since given up on asking her things like that, or bothering with her at all. Since Yukiko was a recent transfer student, though, Midori knew she had a chance to try and befriend her before the girl found out what a nerd she was. A rather big nerd, as Midori was considering basing a background character in her story on Yukiko. She did like the girl, thinking her shoulder-length, playful-looking orange hair juxtaposed cutely against such a refined personality. There were already a few sketches of her in the deeper recesses of her notebook, something she caught herself doing every now and then. After a few beats, Midori piped up, eager to change the subject again. "S-so.. What kind of club do you think you'll join?""Well.. I was thinking either the board game club, or maybe the drama club. I hope I'm not the only girl if I pick the game club, though." Yukiko gave a small shrug, looking nervous at the thought. After Midori's brief stay in the so-called "animation appreciation club" last year, she couldn't help but agree with that sentiment, even if it had eventually lead to her meeting her boyfriend. She spent a few more minutes making small talk with Yukiko, during which she packed up and they walked together, before giving an anemic wave as they parted ways at the school gate.Unlocking her bicycle, a vintage affair with chipped blue paint, she lifted it over to face the sidewalk before hopping on, and biked the short distance to the commercial district for work. ---2/7
>>26070866AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Well it IS 0257 here, may as well g2bed myself.Thanks for the thread Deculture.
>>26070880We are having so much fun.
>>26070898Yukiko will be delivering the suffering for this tale, then.
>>26070866thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestHave a good day gentlemen.
>>26070911After a rough evening in uniform (and getting chewed out by her shift manager for some perceived slight), she made the long trip home, pedaling lazily as she enjoyed the cool air of the late evening. Part-timing at WcDonald's was hardly a glamorous affair for anyone, but Midori was raised by chefs, who had a much higher standard of cuisine. Watching fries warm up under a heat lamp of all things made her feel as if little bits of her soul were burning away, like so many particles of grease. She found it far less troubling to deal with the customers, where at least she could be distracted by some vague sense of acquaintanceship. At least from the ones who weren't angry. A little over halfway home, the city started to slowly age around her as she progressed, the buildings growing older, cracks in concrete starting to become apparent, and the average age of the clientele of the surrounding businesses sharply rising. The darkness was broken by what city lights still worked, the often-shaded windows of buildings, and the occasional neon signs, with oppressive crimson hues that seemed to give this district its name. She made the last turn onto the street from home, passing the Deli Heal Agency on the corner - a business Midori's mother sternly warned her to never enter for any reason, not even to seek employment - and was on the street leading home. Among the many places of questionable business was a building that stood out, though in a way that was more flashy than gaudy. Its vintage, distinctly Japanese design showed a clear intent - it looked old because it was classy, as opposed to the buildings around it, which were modern once and had aged since.It was the best-maintained building on the street (Midori knew that much, as she'd replaced some of the fixtures and filled in some of the cracks herself): Hanegawa's Ramen restaurant. The family business, and the family home.3/7
>>26070880And I'm having so much fun doing so.
>>26070936Midori turned into the alleyway behind it and came up to the rear shed, taking a careful look around as she dismounted and pulled out her keys. She gave the unadorned keyring a practiced spin on her finger before locking her bike away and proceeding inside the building's back room, her schoolbag slung over her shoulder. She decided it was probably too late to call her boyfriend, but it wasn't too late to score some dinner and get back to drawing, at least. She did have a new Miracle Midori outfit concept to finish, the very same piece she had been working on earlier, before Yukiko interrupted her.Slipping off her shoes, she headed upstairs to the family living space, absently enjoying the usual sounds of dishes clinking and familiar, savory smells of restaurant-quality cooking. As she crossed the threshold of the living room, she heard a distinct noise, someone clearing their throat. She froze in mid-step, blinking as she looked at the source - her father sitting at their spartan dinner table, eyes closed and muscular arms folded. Obviously waiting for her, in a surprisingly stern manner. Hanegawa Ryoutarou.She turned to face him fully, bringing both hands together, fidgeting a bit with the handle of her schoolbag. "Ah.. Mom's watchin' the customers, right?" she murmured, mentally berating herself for stating something completely obvious."Midori-chan. Sit."Midori immediately did so. Right where she had been previously standing, in fact. Her father said nothing. After a moment, she scooted forward to actually sit at the table across from him, after realizing her mistake. Although she was fairly tall even when sitting, she barely seemed to be two-thirds of her father's own massive frame.4/7
>>26070923I hope you and others realize that instead of being a hardcore killer, we're giving off the impression that we're jumping at shadows and worse still, our own backup. This is pathetic.
>>26070949Watching his meaty arm raise (seemingly with some deliberation) as he massaged the bridge of his nose, Midori could feel herself start to sweat. She wondered what she was in trouble for now, and could only pray he hadn't discovered that box at the bottom of her closet. Or the box under her bed. Or the box in the attic. She decided that if she survived this, she was definitely going to get rid of the box in the attic. Another moment of silence, punctuated only by the gentle ticking of the wall clock. Helpfully, Midori piped up again. "Y-ya know, I don't mean to impose, but at this hour it really would be good for you to be downstairs with the customers.." "Midori.""Y-yes?" Yet another moment passed. And then her father opened his eyes, the same shade of crimson as his daughter's as he finally met her stare. Another moment passed. "I'm sorry. Just let me say that much at first," he said, his eyes flicking away briefly before looking back at hers. "I was hoping I'd think of a really good fatherly speech to make this easier, but.. I couldn't really come up with anything." He offered a half-hearted, awkward smile. Midori's brow furrowed with worry, as she listened to the chiseled, powerful man speak in such a defeated voice. 5/7
>>26070958He continued. "...The lenders aren't letting us off, after all. And Kai quit. Long story short, between what we owe on both the restaurant and your mom's treatments, I can't afford to hire any more help, assuming I could even get anyone else in here. And I know it's selfish, to still want us to have our cake and eat it, too, but we've put way too much work into this place, ya know? So even though I already.. Did a shameful thing, in asking you to get a job to help us out, I.. I need to ask again." The green-haired girl's eyes widened as she saw him squeeze his closed, and she could have sworn that she saw him tearing up. Ryoutarou unfolded his arms, placing his hands on the table with a heavy thud, jarring the cup of tea set before him as he lowered his head. "For just a while, I'd like to ask you to take a break from school entirely and help out at the restaurant instead."Seconds of silence gave way to what seemed like minutes.Finally, Midori swallowed, the first sound from either of them in what felt like a pregnant eternity, her eyes locked upon the slicked-back hair of the man's bowed head. She quietly accepted the proposal, of course. How could she not? She was the only daughter of the Hanegawas, after all.--- 6/7
>>26070967Midori spent the rest of the evening laying on her bed, her outdated phone in hand as she stared at the ceiling. Despite the hour, she had texted her boyfriend, who didn't understand why she would go along with this. She had to admit Tooru was getting a bum deal, since they usually only got to see each other at school, and now they wouldn't even have that. She promised to make it up to him soon. How she would do that, she didn't know. Maybe she'd let him go all the way, or something. Assuming he would even still be interested. She sighed, bringing up her phone again to check for his next reply, even though it had made no indication of an incoming text yet. The girl wished that she had Yukiko's number, even though she would have felt strange asking for it, given they were barely friends, if even that. And if she wasn't going to school anymore, they weren't going to see each other again anyway, so it was a moot point.All she wanted to do now was close her eyes and find some peace from the dull ache in her chest, but for Hanegawa Midori, nothing came easy. Not even sleep. 7/7
>>26070947We already know Midori had a boyfriend once
>>26070976Archive updated with full writeup, just in case.
>>26070866What do our point totals look like, Decu? Is Pinky winning?
>>26070954Its better to be overly paranoid then get fucked over because you overlooked something. Especially when there are people actually wanting to kill you who have magic powers that can do just about anything. People who have already gotten through security once.
>>26070976Poor Midorin, she had a pretty shitty life until Murderface blew her legs off and it hasn't gotten massively better since
>>26071010Pinky's in the top positions, yes!
K rocked her head left and right. Her neck cracked as her helmet clicked against her shoulder-pads. Gloved fingers tightened around the steering wheel. Her eyes stared at the watch wrapped around it. Three minutes past midnight. Only two left before show time. K. The enigmatic right hand of the Seventeenth's lead Culexus. Some said she was the ghost of warmaster Brie returned from the grave. Others said she was in possession of Odette's left eye. All they knew for sure, was that she was called the Khan. K's white suit had become a trademark of sorts. A pure white racing suit from toes to helmet underneath a white satin jacket with a golden scorpion on the back. That, and her white 1970 Dodge Challenger. The car was just as mysterious as its owner amongst the Officio. No one could figure out if she'd always had it or if it was a part of her magical girl kit - there were even rumours that it could drive itself and had a mind of its own. Some went so far as to swear they'd seen K talking with it, actually holding a conversation.A pair of loud, booming shots rang out from inside the building. K's hand wandered to the police scanner on the dash, slowly turning the volume up. "-possible shots fired-"The Culexus let out a short chuckle that came out as a burst of vox-corrupted static. No matter how much he tried, the incubator could never quite manage to get the police on his payroll. Then again - she thought - if he did, she'd be out of a job. "-approximately two minutes from location-"K's fingers thrummed on the steering wheel. Four minutes past midnight. Any other person might have been nervous, but K was used to jackholes leaving everything to the last second. She made a deal, and a deal she would keep.
>>26071042>positions>s>pluralSo we've got both of her personalities after us?
>>26070947Midori had already mentioned an ex boyfriend before, back at Misaka's workshop when Souji was first mentioned. She said that the description of Souji reminded her of her good for nothing going ex boyfriend and good riddance, or something along those lines.
>>26071025If the Tenth had this sort of power, they would have reclaimed Midori a long time ago. The Tenth isn't the First. They aren't toothless, but this shit is going too far.
>>26070976being green is suffering, also, Boyfriend?!he's going to end up with Yukiko isn't he?It'll be horrible and heartbreaking, won't it?!
Her eyes drifted across the parking lot, still wet from the rain that had stopped just moments ago. A tall girl with long blonde hair stepped out of the building's back door first, an enormous rifle held lazily over her right shoulder. She sauntered toward the car slowly, then popped the trunk. Her eyes kept flicking back to the door nervously as she fumbled to unscrew the barrel. K leaned over the passenger seat to open the door and flip the seat up. Her left hand tightened on the wheel as the blonde slid into the back seat. Thirty seconds.The metal door to the building squealed open as a boyish girl with ragged black hair ran out at a full sprint. In her hands was a silver briefcase, clutched tightly to her chest. K leaned over again to flip the passenger seat back into position - just in time for the second girl to leap in and slam the car door shut behind her."Go, go, go!" The black-haired girl cried, trying in vain to keep her voice down.K had already slammed on the gas by the time she reached the second 'Go'. She almost found it patronizing that her colleagues felt the need to tell her to go. As if that wasn't the entire reason she was there in the first place. K knew her job. She got a call from Holly. She told her where to be, at what time and for how long. That was it. When the timer ran out, K did what she did best; she drove.
>>26071042Aw yeah, I kn->positions>pluralW-what?
>>26071042Who is third now?Midori is obliviously second.
The black-haired girl hunched over, desperate to catch her breath."You had me scared there for a second," the blonde said, a slight laugh decorating her words."I had ME scared," the other replied between breaths. "How was I, Khan?""Ten," the Culexus answered in monotone, her head never turning away from the road."Is that my score or-""You had ten seconds left, Fredrica," the blonde answered, speaking for the Khan."Shit," Freddy breathed, leaning back and placing an arm on the window sill. "The hell is this anyways?" She asked, giving the briefcase a good rattle."We don't ask questions, sister," Gertrude replied. "We do as we're told. Such is the way of things.""I at least like to know who it is I'm stealing from," the black-haired Eversor grumbled, still looking the steel case over. "'s professional courtesy.""-possible sighting on an early model white Dodge Challenger leaving the scene-"With a single sentence from the police scanner, the car's occupants went silent. The leather of K's gloves crunched as her grip tightened around the wheel. A familiar sensation crawled up her spine. The car continued down for two more blocks before the Culexus suddenly shifted into reverse, backing the car down an alley with expert precision. The headlights went off and the car went still.A flicker of light began to grow along the edge of the alley's mouth. The eyes of the three girls focused on it intently, none of them daring to breathe. Freddy's leg shook unconsciously as she balled up both hands in front of her mouth. The police car slowly passed, K silently praying all the while that she'd parked far enough back. As gradually as it appeared, the cruiser vanished as it passed the alley. Leather crunched as the Culexus tightened her grip on the wheel.
>>26071053Was K's wish to go fast?
"-Dundas and Manning clear-"The twins breathed a sigh of relief - only to be interrupted when K suddenly slammed the car into reverse, using only the rear-view mirror as she sped backward. As soon as the alley widened into a dimly lit back street the tires screeched as she pulled a quick one-eighty. K always tried to keep her jobs quiet. None of that action movie bullshit where the driver seemed to try his level best to attract as much police attention as possible. She could barely bring herself to see those films as comedies. Besides, K had a sixth sense for cops. And a seventh for knowing streets. And an eighth that told her how to operate any kind of vehicle as if she'd been behind the wheel for years.Not once did she ever want to take back her wish, despite being cursed to be an existence that made others sick by her very presence. Not once, despite never being able to see her family or friends again. Not once, even on the jobs that just made her want to tie her client to the rear bumper and drag them down the highway until it stopped being funny.Not once.K's Challenger wove through side streets and residential districts like needle and thread. Any police cruisers that came into sight were always one step behind, just a moment too late to see the ghost car. Deep down, the Culexus wanted to try working jobs in somewhere more dangerous, where the cops came after you with helicopters and SWAT teams at the drop of a hat. Maybe she'd take a vacation to Santa Destroy some time. Just for a little spice in her routine.
>>26071060Of course anon.
>>26071056Which is why I have a feeling this boyfriend isn't going to be long for this world.
>>26070976>Midori's prologue to becoming megucaANGUISH RISING. http://youtu.be/k_GqFLWpzq0
>>26071060Boyfriend joins yakuza.Yukiko dead to witch.But at least the ramen shop will do well!
>>26071059They aren't toothless, but they're skilled enough to mindfuck mooks like Kyousuke. And they have, in fact, already done so.Underestimating them by saying they're unable to do things they've already been shown to be capable of is fucking stupid.
There were dozens of parking garages in Toronto; only nine were connected to the Officio's parking network. Empty garages across from office buildings where the lights never seemed to go out, but no one ever entered or left. There were always a few of those in every city, K had noticed. They were often unmarked, or belonged to an obscure company that no one had ever heard of. If they had lawns, they'd seem perpetually mowed, despite no gardener ever being seen. Most of them belonged to an Officio. K idly wondered about the select few that didn't.It took longer, but K's route was the easiest. She didn't need speed. Just a bit of stealth and patience. Soon enough, the car rolled up in front of a run-down garage just a bit too far from any major city attractions. It had an automated toll booth. K hated them, even knowing that this one wasn't entirely automated. As she rolled down her window, the Culexus jabbed a finger at the 'Request Help' button. After a short beep, a familiar voice called out from the speaker."How can I help you?""Delivery," K muttered in reply.Hydraulics hissed as the gate lifted, allowing her entry."Come on through, Khan," Holly said through the speaker. "Call me as soon as you can. Got something urgent for you before you head out west."The car bumped and bounced as it drove down into the depths of the garage. Each floor was silent and empty, an eery stillness pervading throughout. Two, three, four... Finally the Challenger rolled down to the ninth and final floor. Unlike the rest, every spot on the ninth floor was filled save one. The cars were all different though a sharp eye could tell that the license plates of each and every one ended with a one and a seven. K rolled into the single free lot, nestled between some fancy foreign car and a pickup truck. She wondered exactly what kind of magical girl would dare drive a pickup. As if they didn't already have an image problem.And then she remembered one who did.
>>26071059>Stop having fun.
The three magical girls exited as the car came to a halt. Gertrude quietly retrieved a suspiciously heavy looking guitar case from the trunk while Freddy passed the briefcase between her hands impatiently. It wasn't until they reached the elevator that they finally spoke up."Guess this is it, huh?" Freddy said. "Was nice seein' you again, Khan. Say hi to Harry for me when you get home.""Likewise," Gertrude added as she pressed the elevator's button. "It was lovely working with you."K nodded. It wasn't until after a pause that lingered just a bit too long that she replied with a simple, curt, "Thanks. I'll tell her."The twins nodded as they stepped into the elevator. The Culexus silently returned it, not looking away until the doors hissed shut. Now alone in the silence of the garage, K made her way to a bank of payphones. Several were out of order, one seemed to be missing its phone entirely. The Culexus picked up one and dialled a number that had slowly been engraved in her mind over countless years.One ring.Then two."Yo," came a somber, calm voice entirely unlike the Vanus that K expected."Molly?" The Culexus asked. She fought to keep herself from asking what the outward-eye was doing answering Holly's phone.A long pause followed."Yeah, hey Khan," the other half of the Vanus team finally answered. "Sis is a bit of a mess right now. Stuff happened. I'm covering her workload."A second pause came as K thought for a moment. She could have sworn that she was greeted by Holly coming in to the garage. Though, it may have been Molly and K simply didn't notice. Their voices sounded nearly identical at times."I was told there was something urgent," K said. It was more of a statement than anything else.
Yeah, uh, listen," the Vanus replied, seeming as though her train of thought was a bit muddled. "I need you to run a pick up job. One body bag. Disposable car. You'll be picking up one of ours in critical condition. Girl named Mona Bernard. Need you to slip in before police catch wind of it."K didn't say a word as Molly continued, rattling off the address and a series of simple instructions. "We don't know what happened yet. She called in, asked for back-up then passed out. Retrieve her body and soulgem, along with any pieces. You'll be driving Sue back."The Culexus nearly dropped the phone. It had always been her dream to try driving the fastest ride in all of the Officios. But if she was returning it, then that could only mean-"Yeah. Odette's gone. Can you do the job?"K's only answer was a quick "Yeah.""Good. I've already got into the police records for the gig with the twins. The official cause of the supposed gunshots was a misheard champagne cork. Nothing more.""But gunshots don't-""Doesn't matter," Molly interrupted. "Get to work, Khan."***
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It was nearly one in the morning by the time K pulled up in front of the Bernard mansion. Odette's armoured car silently stood guard outside the main gate like an enormous steel watchdog. K slid out of her borrowed Japanese sedan, the leather of her pants squeaking against the leather of the seats. She couldn't help but feel dirty and wrong as she dropped down through the hatch in Sleepy Sue's turret. It was like cheating on her lover. The interior, K found, was not quite as the rumours said. It was not entirely hollow, in fact quite the contrary. It was cramped and claustrophobic, with all of the parts one would expect from the Puma.K squirmed into the driver's seat with no small amount of difficulty, then took a deep breath as she rested her hands on the steering wheel. That familiar sensation wormed its way into her brain. The feeling of suddenly knowing something that she hadn't mere moments ago. She knew exactly how the vehicle worked and how to push it to peak performance.The white-suited Culexus took the opportunity to drive a few laps in front of the gate, revelling in the feeling of achieving one of her biggest dreams. Under her helmet, she wore a grin not unlike that of a child taking the bike they got for Christmas out for its first ride. Finally deciding she'd had enough, K lined it up with the gate and just the right angle, then slammed on the gas. Tires screeched as the armoured car flew forward. It smashed through the wrought iron with a percussive cacophony of clanging and banging. If the neighbours weren't already calling the police, K figured they would be now.The trip up the drive took far longer than K had expected. The path wound through trees and bushes while Sue rumbled over cobblestones.
>>26071113>"Good. I've already got into the police records for the gig with the twins. The official cause of the supposed gunshots was a misheard champagne cork. Nothing more.">"But gunshots don't-"hue
K simply stared as she pulled up in front of the mansion. The entire south side of the building was pock-marked with holes of splintered wood and plaster. Parts of it looked as though the house was barely holding itself up.A rubber-handled claw hammer materialized in her hand as she stepped up the front door, a black body bag hefted over one shoulder. The first swing only managed to dent the door knobs. Wood splintered and caved on the second. On the third, the knobs were smashed in, allowing K to kick down the door.The entrance hall was even more of a mess than the rest of the house. Smears and pools of still drying blood added to the rest of the scattered debris. She needed only to follow the path of destruction to find the broken magical girl. Mona had managed to sit herself upright against one of the book cases, a smear of crimson marking the distance she'd dragged herself. K had to admire her tenacity. Even with a gaping hole in her side and a missing leg, she'd made it that far.Quickly searching the girl, K found her soulgem: a swirling orb of purple in the centre of a silver rose pendant. A subdued and classy piece of jewelry. It seemed to fit Mona, from what little K could assume of her. The gem still looked clean enough to last a few more hours. It would be close, but K could get it to the incubator on time.The Culexus laid the sack in front of the fallen girl and quietly unzipped it. She gently picked up the girl's body, stowing her away with care. It only took a moment to find the missing piece of Mona against the opposite wall. K placed it right where it should have been, had it been attached.
>>26071089Ramen shop eventually destroyed when the 10th decides to stop playing around and get Midori back.
>>26071091You'd think a security officer wouldn't fall for the same trick twice, especially since the trick involved flashing a card at him. Nor do I understand how this solves the problem by directing the backup towards Sayaka, but apparently you can't be reasoned with.>>26071100>dat peculiar definition of fun
>>26071123I laughed too.
Mona's body was lifted in a gentle bridal carry - it was the most K could do for her. It wasn't until she was already at the doorway that she noticed the dead man slumped over what K could only assume was his work desk. If this was the Bernard home and the girl was a Bernard then that meant-K shook her head. The deal was to retrieve the girl. Nothing more. She let out a long sigh, transformed into a drawn-out burst of static by her helmet. If only she could just wish away the world's suffering, she thought. If only things were that easy. Despite this, she put one foot in front of the other and found herself leaving the building. The night called.
Whoops, meant to mark that as the end. My bad. That's all for now, folks.
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>>26071160>already has downvotesThe Anti-Fun League strikes again!
>>26071138>You'd think a security officer wouldn't fall for the same trick twice, especially since the trick involved flashing a card at him.>Six girls here at the lobby, Miss Matsuda. All of them have Ninth Officio Identification.Identification in the form of cards, perhaps?>Nor do I understand how this solves the problem by directing the backup towards Sayaka, but apparently you can't be reasoned with.If they try to break the door down and attack, they're fakes. If they don't, they're probably legit.The FACT of the matter is that it does NOT hurt to be overly cautious when we've already confirmed an enemy capable of screwing with minds. We have to keep security as tight as we possibly can. Need I remind you of the last time we let someone into our hotel room without double-checking their identity?
>>26071189We got a sidekick?
>>26071160was just about to do that, good job.
>>26071206Other than that.
>>26071042Do these points actually matter or are you just messing with us?
>Quest didn't cut out early>Two writeups and a fluffy porn crackpairing fic
>>26070976>>26071040>>26071060It's not easy being Green.
>>26071189>Need I remind you of the last time we let someone into our hotel room without double-checking their identity?It should be noted that she was 'just a friend'. Here we're talking about the people we requested ourselves. Including a rank leader. If you're going to assume that the Tenth have cracked our internal communications, you're giving them too much credit.Fuck, it doesn't even make any sense for them to do anything. They want Ruri to sign the contract not off her. The Tojo group is too eager to go legit not..whatever it is you're trying to hint at here.
>>26071314my anticipation is mounting...
>>26071425I meant to have something out last week, but it didn't turn out so well. Tomorrow. I promise. Maybe.
>>26071373>It should be noted that she was 'just a friend'. Here we're talking about the people we requested ourselves. Including a rank leader. If you're going to assume that the Tenth have cracked our internal communications, you're giving them too much credit.Please remember that Ruri suspects they've compromised her security guards. It doesn't take cracking internal communications to just eavesdrop on a request for backup. Or just hide listening bugs everywhere. Hell, they don't even have to have a corrupt guard do anything if they've got a MG with supernatural senses. Or even half-decent spying technology - if we were near a window when we requested backup they could have heard every word we said, for an example.Or maybe they've got a stakeout watching the Officio and noticed that a group was heading our way, and arrived a few minutes before them in the hopes of being let through security to retrieve the target before their cover is blown by the actual team arriving.My point is there are plenty of ways for them to know.>Fuck, it doesn't even make any sense for them to do anything. They want Ruri to sign the contract not off her. The Tojo group is too eager to go legit not..whatever it is you're trying to hint at here.They were willing to use physical violence to get her to sign. I wouldn't put it past them to just outright kidnap her to get her away from any protections then force her to sign before letting her go free.
>>26071458What times do you run anyway? It's been so long I forgot...
>>26071462Oh and I'd like to add that the Tojo Group are a FUCKING CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION that the Ninth are seriously close to outright blacklisting, and Ruri has outright said she suspects them of abusing their idols and basically selling them into sex slavery.
>>26071484Usually I ran around 6-7PM EST, I think.Just for clarification, there won't be a thread tomorrow. Just a short teaser piece to wet y'all's appetite. Right now we're aiming to restart the quest some time in August.
>>26071521Yeah I saw it mentioned a thread or two ago.