Momo's round goes high, impacting on a building behind Black Jack- but it wasn't exactly a far miss- She'd probably fired before the 38(t) had completely stopped. Either way, at this distance she'd probably have you on the second shot. Well, assuming Rose's training had stuck.You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing "Black Jack" and this his how tankers play hide and seek- with abandoned towns and paint shells.You hit the commander's override, bringing the turret around. "Bringing you on target, Rose." You call down as the turret swings to the left. While the M26's turret rotation wasn't slow, you weren't going to be on target before she got another shot. Normally this wouldn't be a problem since the 38(t)'s 37mm would have trouble piercing Black Jack's relatively thin side armor. But these are paint rounds- she doesn't have to penetrate to freeze your tank.>Push through the ambush- keep the aggressive pressure on.>Turn and pursue- we don't need Turtle team sneaking around behind us.>Fall back- we can come at this from another angle.
>>26036855>Push through the ambush- keep the aggressive pressure on. Whether infantry or armor you always fight through an ambush. If you let the enemy act first you die.
>>26036855>>Fall back- we can come at this from another angle.We've got them running, time to take advantage of it.
>>26036855>Push through the ambush- keep the aggressive pressure on.I have no idea what I am doing.
>>26036855>Push through the ambush- keep the aggressive pressure on.Also, HAHA, TONKS, ect.
>>26036855Please tell me the paint rounds they have are baby blue in color. Makes us more motivated to not get hit.
>>26036855>Push through the ambush- keep the aggressive pressure on.
>Other RAMMING SPEEDFUCK THE REPAIR CREW
>>26037019Pfft, if some woman can get married to a bridge, then I can get married to a tank.
>>26036855There's three Ses you can take in an ambush scenario where explosives are involved.Speed, Stop, and Strike.Speed through the ambush.
>>26036855>Other: RAMMING SPEED
>>26036855>Push through the ambush- keep the aggressive pressure on.See, bypassing the ambush is just what the ambushers expected us to do.
>>26037060>>26037115You do realize that we have to stop if we get hit?
>>26037186FUCK IT BOU-I MEAN RAM THEM ANYWAYS
>>26037255That is a horrible fucking plan.
>>26037186Not if they don't have a functioning gun to shoot us with.
>>26037330Except, they can shoot us well before we hit them. I think even Momo can hit us if we're so close that missing is a physical impossibility. I'm about 60% sure on that.
>>26037390She missed a fucking CHURCHILL from less than twenty yards away. But that was before Rose gave her gunnery lessons.
>>26036855>Fall back- we can come at this from another angle.lets see how well they can hunt.
>>26036855>>Push through the ambush- keep the aggressive pressure on.Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins and such.
>>26037425She already got that one shot out of her system. By now I expect that their turret is more or less pointing at us, and if we try to ram Momo would have to bend spacetime in order to get the shell to leave the barrel in a 90 degree angle in order to miss.
>>26037523Oh I'm fully opposed to this "ramming speed" retardation, but saying "Not even Momo can be that bad." is a horrible argument, because she WAS that bad in canon. But Rose gave her lessons, so she WILL hit us if we ram.
>>26037576I did say I was about 60% sure.
>>26037576All that ignoring that ramming in a paintball match is frowned upon.>Fall back- we can come at this from another angle.
Is thread dead?Is Blackjack playing World of Tanks?Is thread abandoned so that people can Maus Drop on Blackjack in World of Tanks?
>>26036855>Push through the ambush- keep the aggressive pressure on.There are two parts to this exercise.Them trying to ambush us.And them trying to avoid us.Force the decision, we have bigger balls than they have shells.
>>26038033Most likely the second option.Strap yourselves in for a long, boring ride.
>>26038033Find out on the next episode ofGUP QUEST
You want the kill, but it's apparent that you don't have enough time to swing your tank's turret onto the 38(t) so Rose can finish it. "Richard, move forward! Full speed!" Black Jack immediately lurches forward as Richard puts the Pershing in gear. You keep moving turning the turret, but eventually the 38(t) disappears from view.You don't like passing up a kill, but a ten minute freeze would give them all the time in the world to set up the next ambush. You need to push in, stay mobile and, most importantly, stay aggressive- stopping to deal with the 38(t) would bog you down and rob you of the tactical momentum you'll need to take on the rest of the team.You continue rotating the turret and point it to the rear of the tank- if the 38(t) did try to sneak around for a rear attack, it would get a nasty surprise. "Alright, Richard, slow it down a bit." Now that the ambush was behind you, it was time to slow down a bit- keep moving forward but don't rush it. This was still a matter of actually taking down five tanks before you can be taken down yourself- a tall order in an urban environment like this.>Get aggressive- you can afford a freeze if you can take one of them with you.>Maneuver around them- come at them from an unexpected angle and get the drop on them.>Stop and make them come out of position to attack you- Anzu's reward might coerce them into a greedy mistake.
>>26038266>Maneuver around them- come at them from an unexpected angle and get the drop on them.
>>26038266>Get aggressive- you can afford a freeze if you can take one of them with you.Gaijin stomp?
>>26038266>Get aggressive- you can afford a freeze if you can take one of them with you.Trying to outmaneuver your opponent while heavily outnumbered is silly. Trying to wait out your enemies when their objective is to hide is doubly so.
>>26038266>Maneuver around them- come at them from an unexpected angle and get the drop on them.lets play this smart
>>26038302>Maneuver around them- come at them from an unexpected angle and get the drop on them.Find a multi-story parking lot, they'll never expect you to attack from above
>>26038266>>>Get aggressive- you can afford a freeze if you can take one of them with you.Because of >>26038348, and also, a Pershing isn't exactly stealthy.
>>26038266>Maneuver around them- come at them from an unexpected angle and get the drop on them.Paint rounds, oneshot mode. We need to be a wee bit more careful.
>>26038266>Get aggressive- you can afford a freeze if you can take one of them with you.LET'S DO THIS
>>26038266>>Maneuver around them- come at them from an unexpected angle and get the drop on them.
>>26038266>Maneuver around them- come at them from an unexpected angle and get the drop on them.We ain't got armor like this
>>26038448Those fucking T-80U's.I have had so many of my games wrecked by people deploying 1 or 2 of them right at the start while I am still deploying infantry and light AT vehicles to secure points quickly.The one time I succeeded I was playing a French deck and decided I would get a Super Etendard out to see if I could snipe an early command vehicle. My opponent ran his early T80-U into a town where I was deploying my millans and RIMa. They scored a few quick hits on it but it then proceeded to wreck them. I called in the SE and popped it wide open because the fucker did not deploy any Air Superiority and his AA was miles behind.
>>26038266>Get aggressive- you can afford a freeze if you can take one of them with you.We're in an ambush situation; we stop, we die.
If Miho's in the city, she's almost certainly set up an effective ambush among the other crews, but ambushes often required the willing participation of their victims, and knowing that it was going to be there gave you an advantage all your own. "Richard, take this right!" You call into the intercom."Where we going?" He responds as he rolls the tank into the narrow side-street. This was the risky part- the main street you'd been on was the only road wide enough to easily maneuver a tank as big as Black Jack- Miho'd know that and would likely set her ambush up along it accordingly. The problem was that this side road was so narrow that you wouldn't be able to turn your turret more than thirty-degrees to either side."Dynamic entry, Richard." You say simply. "Take a left here."Now you were travelling down an even narrower back alley that ran parallel to the main road. A few more cross-streets and you're rewarded when you catch a glimpse of the Lee, hulled down in the remains of a house- the house actually covering the majority of the Lee- with a regular round you'd just fire through it but you aren't sure if the paint rounds are capable of piercing the brick and mortar wall effectively.>Take the shot.>Get closer and see if you can get an angle.>Move deeper- maybe there will be a more vulunerable target further on.
Rolled 17>>26039551>Take the shot.Just splash it with paint.They'll understand they've been had. Even if they're not officially out.
>>26039551>Take the shot.Goddess of Ballistics, do your thing.
>>26039551>Get closer and see if you can get an angle.Paint rounds might not have any sort of armor penetration value. They can't relocate from that position quickly.
>>26039551>Take the shot.bap them on the turret/whatever we see, it doesn't need to be a killshot.
>Lee hull downWhat's it gonna do? Shoot us with the little popgun on the-->paint roundsSHIT
>>26039551>Get closer and see if you can get an angle.
>>26039551>Take the shot"Nine."
>>26039551>Get closer and see if you can get an anglewe don't where the other tanks are, we want to guarantee getting them in one hit so we can relocate quickly after announcing our position to everyone.
>>26040026Well, that puts us at 4:4 for getting closer and shooting them.
>>26038266>Maneuver around them- come at them from an unexpected angle and get the drop on them.Anzu's reward might be tempting, but with Miho at the team's helm, we're gonna hafta be crafty.
>>26039551>Take the shot.Gunner, Kill.
>>26039551>Take the shot.
"Target: M3 Lee. Concealed position." You say, starting to swing the turret over. "Bringing you on target, Rose. Can you hit it?" You say as the turret swings into position."Depends on whether these rounds will get through those walls..." She replies, monotone voice showing that he's already got her mind on the shot. "You might get a shot on the-" You start to say, hoping to give her some direction."Quiet!" She hisses and you hush up. There's a moment of complete calm, the silence only broken by the engine idling behind the turret. "Firing."The tank rocks as the T54 cannon fires, the paint round exploding against the wall, which subsequently tilts and falls over the M3 Lee, its structure catastrophically weakened by the impact. "Reload!" You shout down to Roy, but he's already ahead of you, removing a paint round from the ready rack and lining it into the breach.Meanwhile, the M3 Lee is jumping into action, it's 37mm turret spinning to try to get a shot on you, but the fallen wall is partially pinning it's rotation- It'll get a shot at you, but you might have enough time to knock it out first.>Take the risk, take the shot.>Move up the street and see if you can find another target of opportunity.
>>26040988>Take the risk, take the shot.NO GUTS NO GLORY!
>>26040988>Take the risk, take the shot.LEZ DO DIS SHIT
>>26040988>Take the risk, take the shot.End it first, before the turret fully rotates to our direction.
Rolled 1>>26040988>Take the risk, take the shot.
>>26040988>Take the risk, take the shotOpen fire with the machine guns as well.
>>26040988"Driver, forward half second, get us into it's blind zone.">Take the risk, take the shot.
>>26040988>Take the risk, take the shot.ute ute ute!
>>26040988>Take the risk, take the shot.
>>26041170NO! for one thing, we might not have ammo in it and even if we did, it would be live. not safe. also, it's a waste of money.
>>26041244Please tell me the entire crew of that tank are black men named Balls.
>>26040988>>Take the risk, take the shot.IM GOING ALL OUT
The next five seconds are the most painfully slow in your life, as you watch their 37mm turret swivel towards you- stopping and starting as it pushes debris out of the way. You bite your lip, willing the bricks to be strong!"Up!" Roy shouts, and you nearly collapse in relief- but you're not out of the woods yet, the 37mm is nearly on target and Rose still needs to pull the-"Firing!" Rose calls. The Pershing's gun roars just as the 37mm comes onto you, the round going high as the Lee rocks backward with the impact, a large red splotch coating the hull just behind the crew hatch."Good kill!" You shout with glee. "One down!">Dynamic Entry! Let's see how much damage we can do before one of them gets lucky!>Keep moving around them, keep them guessing where you're gonna come from.>Pull back- we've got a clean kill so there's no reason to push our luck.
>>26041621>Pull back- we've got a clean kill so there's no reason to push our luck.Given our previous behavior they'll expect us to press on. Let's give them some mind-games.
>>26041621>Pull back- we've got a clean kill so there's no reason to push our luck.
Rolled 15>>26041621>Keep moving around them, keep them guessing where you're gonna come from.
>>26041621Shoot and scoot's the name of the game, folks.
>>26041717Meant to be voting for>Keep moving around them
>>26041621>Keep moving around them, keep them guessing where you're gonna come from.
>>26041717why is that not carrying a toilet?
>>26041621>Keep moving around them, keep them guessing where you're gonna come from.This is urban combat.
>>26041621Do we know the layout of the area? If so, we should be able to make educated guesses as to where their forces might be set up.Push the advantage, switch to the other side of the main road and keep moving. We could always do the risky manuver of on-foot recon, park inside an old church, scale the bell tower and scan the area for our prey...
>>26041818Because I can't be arsed to find the Skyraider pic in my collection that features that toilet bomb. In its stead, have a Twin Mustang.
>>26041994Why not post a version with the long dong attached? pic related.
>>26041621>Dynamic Entry! Let's see how much damage we can do before one of them gets lucky!Yippee ki yay, mother fucker!
>>26041621>Keep moving around them, keep them guessing where you're gonna come from.moblity is good!
>>26041717>>26041994>>26042073Girls und Fighter Planes Quest when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIZB8F4bh20
>>26042275funny you would ask that. pic related.
>>26042300>Dat Typhoon>Dose War Thunder flashbacksI EAT YOUR LIGHT TANKS AND TRANSPORTS! I EAT THEM UP!Seriously though, fuck Britbong fighters. Almost impossible to dogfight them in my Hellcat.
>>26041621>Keep moving around
Rolled 35>>26042373>>26042577Or better yet: Flying 88.
>>26042577>>26042601thats no shooting star...
>>26042373Britbong fighters are much like Jap fighters - Small and maneuverable, with the notable exception that they don't combust when you scowl at them.
>>26042577>>26042601That is frightening and at the same time oddly arousing.
Rolled 59>>26042624I fly German air for fun, not profit, that's where the britbonger planes come in. There's just something about mounting heavy weapons on planes that tickles my fancy. Pic is prototype Ju87 replacement with rotating tail.
Rolled 47>>26042577>>26042601Aaaaand another, the biggest yet.
>>26042654Yeah, I've tried to boom and zoom the fuckers but I don't think I can into energy fighting effectively.
Rolled 1>>26042663I know right?Here's some American dakka.
Rolled 27>>26042740Better pic.
>>26042740The H is about my favorite WW2 plane, just because it sounds so much like an idea the engineers had while drunk at 4am."Hey, Joe, you know those new model 25s with the metal noses?""Yeah""Let's pull the gun off a sherman and shove it below the copilot""Whatever dude"
>>26042728Then learn to pilot. USN Carrier Aviators made ace in shitty far-outclassed F4Fs by playing to their plane's strengths. Why can't you? Find a wingman, learn to fly.
>>26042733not even the best of the wunderwafflehows a fighter that can dogfight really well up to mach 2.6 sound?
"Alright, let's go!" You say, rotating the turret forward so it doesn't catch on any buildings. "Keep moving forward- they know we're attacking but they don't know where." You keep moving down the alley- as long as you're on the move they won't know exactly where you are, which means you can take apart their ambush tank by tank. You smile- the girls were already learning what they needed to know- the Lee's ambush point would've been excellent if you had kept going down the main street- but they didn't know everything yet. Besides, they needed to learn how to adapt to a changing tactical map.As you're thinking this, you're given the most wonderful of prizes- you see Miho's Panzer IV dart across your alley, seemingly attempting to pull back. It's gone before you can stop the tank for a proper stop, but it didn't look like she'd seen you either. Taking Miho out would decapitate the rest of the team. (Forcing them to think for themselves instead of recieving directions... See? It's for learning!)>Get aggressive! Don't let her get away!>Keep moving- There are plenty of other targets.>Stop- see if anyone else tries to cross the alley in front of you.
>>26042832Sounds like you're not talking about WW2 fighters.
>>26042866>>Stop- see if anyone else tries to cross the alley in front of you.
>>26042866Traps, traps everywhere. Don't trust the Miho.>Stop- see if anyone else tries to cross the alley in front of you.
>>26042866>Stop- see if anyone else tries to cross the alley in front of you.It's a trap
>>26042832like some government contractor overselling his company's shit.modern fighters can barely dogfight at mach 2.6 if they can even go that fast, and most things capable of that speed are interceptors (read: not built for dogfighting) anyway.
>>26042866>Get aggressive! Don't let her get away!Look both ways on the alley she went through first.
>>26042866>Keep moving- There are plenty of other targets.Be suspicious of the Miho.
>>26042866>Get aggressive! Don't let her get away!The chase is on!
>>26042866>Get aggressive! Don't let her get away!Shadow her.
>>26042890would have been built in '46 if the war kept going and russia backed off
>>26042866>>Get aggressive! Don't let her get away!Taking Miho is an excellent prize.
>>26042866>Keep moving- There are plenty of other targets.Its a trap.
>>26042923I get a feeling that those were the design specs, not actual performance.
>>26042866>Stop- see if anyone else tries to cross the alley in front of you.It's a trap. Be ready to make a snap-shot.
>>26042948i sincerely doubt it.that exoatmospheric waveriding intercontinental bomber design they had would be more likely, and that shit was basically science fiction. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silbervogel)
>>26042866keep moving. This is a team building exercise. Solo Operation Training can come later...
>>26042866>Stop- see if anyone else tries to cross the alley in front of you.
>>26042866>Get aggressive! Don't let her get away!Being overly cautious screwed us over before. Taking her out of the picture would be a real game changer, worth the risk in my opinion.
>>26042890>>26042832>Dogfight>Mach 2.6I find it hilarious that either of you believe this.>>26042866>Get aggressive! Don't let her get away!When your ambush is broken the first thing to do is pull back before the opponent can wreck your face. If she was buttoned down then it's not likely that they saw us and we can take a shot at her. Otherwise, turn the turret in the other direction, there'll be someone else she warned.We can't stay here since it'll give anyone who comes up the rear a free kill, and moving up exposes us to the same amount of danger anyway.
>>26043045>I find it hilarious that either of you believe this.I don't, but the nazi's who tried to build it didhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lippisch_P.13a>>26043009man that would have been a beautiful thing if they built itand its alot more feasable that trying to get a 4.2 million ton space station into orbit in 1 piece...
>>26042866>Stop- see if anyone else tries to cross the alley in front of you.The Miho is devoius. wait for it. also. someone pop open the hatch and try to lissien if we can hear another tank near by? I know the Blackjack is not sneaky, but hopefully we can still hear another tank near by.
>>26042866>>Get aggressive! Don't let her get away!The risk is worth it.
>>26042866Full reverse to the last intersection then go down the other street.I just know that they'll sacrifice a tank to block the intersection in front of us where Miho just went by then zip behind us and shoot our rear.
>>26043073>mfw its powered by coalYo this be some steampunk bullshit, dawg.
>>26043138and when they tested the designs in the USA, they were rather surprised with how well they did, the dude behind the shooting star did a lot of NASA's work for them in the '50s
>>26043073>but the nazi's who tried to build it didThey also thought the Maus was a viable design. The "wunderwaffe" were pretty much invariably retarded as all hell and completely impossible/impractical. This is because Hitler's solution to a scientist looking him in the eye and saying "That idea is so stupid that everyone in the room is dumber for hearing it." was to replace them.
>>26043073Ah, it's a ramjet; it could probably go that fast in a straight line (if it didn't melt first, that is), but it'd be useless at low speeds and not terribly maneuverable.
>>26043199and yet much of the wunderwaffle R&D went on to be extremely successful for NASA and the USAFwhat made the wunderwaffle so stupid then was the situation germany was in, sure, they had brilliant ideas, but no feasible way to refine or execute themwhen you get the same scientists and say, you know what, heres unlimited money, what can you do, the wunderwaffle becomes very much a real thing
>>26043268The problem with the wunderwaffe projects is there was no outside force to say "this is retarded, shut it down and do something else", case in point the maus, which was a pants-on-head retarded idea to begin with, but was continued for years.
>>26043360and given 2 more months, they would have completed 9 more mice...its interesting to look at what the wunderwaffle tried, and then achieved under control of the USAF, its like polar opposites, 1 is outlandish and crazy because, hey, why not be crazy? and the other is all that crazy refined into the best progressive designs in the time period
>>26043360Actually, there was an outside force to say "this is retarded, shut it down and do something else" it's just that force was the Nazi political leadership and they had raging boners for the idea.
>>26043449>and given 2 more months, they would have completed 9 more mice...All of which would have been hilariously useless because it topped out at 8.1 mph under ideal conditions, and had no way to defend itself against infantry or aircraft. Lack of an anti-air capability is not a problem with a faster and/or smaller tank, it's a difficult target to hit, but if your tank moves about as fast as a tranquilized snail, and is the size of a small building, it will get it's shit fucked up by aircraft.
>>26043574The actual shocker was that the Maus wasn't the worst tank of the war.
>>26043574Not to mention, in 2 months the allies could have produced enough shermans and T-34/85s to bury the Maus in corpses (not that it would have come to that, since the Maus probably wouldn't have been very reliable given the record of other German late-war tanks).
"Stop!" You call to your driver. "Full stop!" Richard immediately puts on the breaks and Black Jack quickly slows to a stop. "If Miho's retreating then the rest of them won't be far behind..." They were probably trying to pull back to the hills at the rear of the academy ship- the initial ambush had already failed, so their big hope was to try to pull back to a secondary position where they had better defilade and line of sight.You smile, waiting for the next tank to cross street in front of you. They're taking their sweet time, though. Maybe they scattered? Figured that if they went in different directions you wouldn't have time to track them all down- not exactly a bad idea, but Miho wasn't exactly one for passive strategies like that.It's as you contemplate this that you feel two loud pops against the back of the turret."Dammit." You say, resigned as you pop the hatch to see who's behind you- the I-Go and 38(t) were both behind you at this point. Noriko gives you a happy little wave from the top of her little peasant-crusher. You roll your eyes and melt back down into the turret. "Dammit. Dammit. Dammit." Out the front scope the StuG finally trundles across your field of view- it was probably waiting there in case you tried to chase Miho down.Well, they've got ten minutes to get a head start on you now.>"Goddammit, Patrick.">"So, Roy, which crew were they from?">Other
>>26043812Kids, this is why you should have paid attention to the Kelly's Heroes' episode instead of fapping over Miho.
>>26043812>OtherOpen Channel: "Nice Job, girls!"
>>26043845But the Stug WAS a trap.
>>26043812>>"So, Roy, which crew were they from?"Considering all things we might as well try to find out.
>>26043812>"So, Roy, which crew were they from?"Gotta pass that time somehow.
>>26043812>"So, Roy, which crew were they from?"
>>26043812well I think the lesson here is that we can't just play the caution game, but at the same time we shouldn't rush in to attack. But now we're stopped, we got some time to kill.>"So, Roy, which crew were they from?"
>>26043812>"So, Roy, which crew were they from?"I'mma guess... a blonde?
>>26043812>>"So, Roy, which crew were they from?"
>>26043929Heres the thing, I suspect Miho's next plan will involve us being abit more careful.Hence to fuck it up, charge in.
>>26043929The lesson here is that it is a complete roll of the dice which of the options just so happens to be the right one.Therefore it is best to choose the option that sound the most awesome so that we at least lose in a blaze of glory instead of whimpering in a corner.
>>26044016I think the best choice is trying to find other targets thus moving out of the zone.
>>26043864We can't maneuver at all in that alley, which as you just saw, left us completely open to fire from the rear with no ability to retaliate. (Although in practise the I-Go and Pz 38 wouldn't have been able to penetrate the armor)Moving out into the open would give us more maneuvering room, even if we had to take a shot from the StuG.>>26043812>Check the time."So, that's 1 tank down, think we'll get the rest?"
>>26043812"So... anyone got any cards?"
>>26044071the reason why those two caught us is because we waited there.
>>26044044No, we were in an alley, the sensible choice would've been "Fuck this masonry yo!" and just running through the buildings.
>>26043812clever girls. jpg>>26043850this, so much this. and add"you're learning. but i won't be fooled twice. try a diffrent tactic next time. our oppoents will adapt as well. ... oh yes, the losing teams will be forced to wash the paint off the tanks after this training match. if only to take the work load off our auto club crew."
Y'know, they have us trapped. If the girls were clever, they'd just sit there and use us for gunnery practice every ten minutes.
>>26044090>he rolls the tank into the narrow side-street. >The problem was that this side road was so narrow that you wouldn't be able to turn your turret more than thirty-degrees to either side.
>>26044113I think that's not very clever at all.It would defeat the whole point of the exercise.
>>26044128well considering how the Stug was waiting for us to rush out to attack Miho and that waiting would up with those two catching up.By your logic it was a no win situation.
>>26044163Unless we found another road to leave by
>>26044016>>26044044ah shit, i just thought that we need the sound clips from the old game "Sinistar" "RUN! RUN! RUN!" (when chasing a tank)"I HUNGER!" (when nailing another tank)"I LIVE!" (when the 10 mins is up)being played over the com links to the other tanks.
>>26044216You left the best one out, the blood chilling roar.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU
>>26044216someone should make a WoT voice pack with that.
>>26044161>It would defeat the whole point of the exerciseYes, and?
>>26044251that might be TOO scary for the girls, with us driving the black jack and all. but yea, toss that in too.
>>26044295They would get the knife-hand if they played it like that. They fear the knife-hand, as does any mortal with a beating heart and living soul.
>>26044309Play that sound at max volume while smashing through a wall towards hapless garupans
>>26044326>implying Captain James Tiberius Kirk fears the knife-hand
>>26043812>"So, Roy, which crew were they from?">>26038722For you.
>>26044337my god, that would be an awesome thing! we must do this!.... to an opposing school of course. but where can we find the speakers? and would it be legal to do so in a match?
>>26044421>would it be legal to do so in a matchIf the speaker modifications we're pre allied victory then yes it would be perfectly legal, and with all the shit people put on their tanks I'm positive we would be able to find something.
>>26044421>not playing soothing music everywhere we go to kinda, calm us downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lELZMc7mvgw
>>26044790we'll use that kind when we're on a charge or routing the opponets. but we'll need some up to date awesome soothing music.http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePrimeCronus?feature=watchthis has everything we'll ever need
You relax back into your seat- as long as you've got a ten minute wait you might as well get something done with it. You lean forward to stare intently down at your loader. "So, Roy." You say, voice dripping with faux-innocence. "Which crew is she on?" You look over at Rose. "She's probably on a tank crew, isn't she?"Rose nods, immediately joining in your games. "More than likely... Hippo team, maybe?" She askes you. It was a pretty good guess- They would definitely share interests."Guys? Seriously?" Roy says, already annoyed. You smile- uninformed gossip about your crewmembmers potential love lives- fun for the whole crew!"One of the history team girls?" She theorizes. "The blonde, I bet." She nods a bit, clearly thinking."Rose! Dammit I-..." Roy begins, but Richard cuts him off."Too obvious..." He says over the comms. "What if it were one of the Duck team girls?" He laughs. "How weird would that be? Him dating an athlete?" Most of them would be way too tall for him, anyway.>Who's your guess?>Let it go.
>>26045032>Who's your guess?Momo.
>>26045032>Who's your guess?Yuzu~
>>26045032I'm betting Sasaki from Duck Team.
>>26045032"Oh Roy, you wouldn't... it was Momo, wasn't it?"
>>26045032>'Accidentally' hit the oorai team comms.>Broadcast conversation
>>26045093Hey it's okay! I bet Momo has a nice soft heart under that steel facade of her's!
>>26045032>>26045108>'Accidentally' hit the oorai team comms.>Broadcast conversation>"Don't worry, Roy, we won't tell Momo you told us."
>>26045032>Who's your guess?Assam. Or Pekoe.
>>26045120I could see that.
>>26045032>>Who's your guess?YuzuJust to see how he responds (possibly revealing the correct answer)
>>26045032>Who's your guess?So Roy--whaddya think about that Hana, eh?
>>26045134>One of the Gloriana girlsooh, wouldn't that be something
>>26045124And then they return fire by way of Yukari...I want this to happen.
>>26045032maybe Oreo, but i wish it would be Nekota
>>26045032>Who's your guess?Miho.
>>26043812Awww, poor freshies.
>>26045312[SAN LOSS INTENSIFIES]
>>26044264I tried.>http://www.mediafire.com/download/x5qpa5w3z9p82s4/ingame_voice.zipDrop all other volumes than voice messages for desired effect.
>>26045154u cheeky cunt ill fukin cut u m8 i swer on me mum
>>26045440"Do you know what they call a 17-pdr in Germany? Tell them, Assam.""76mm.""A 76mm. And do you know why that is, Nishizumi-san?""B-because of the metric system?""Because of the metric system. You're a very smart girl, Nishizumi-san."
>>26045032>Who's your guess? I'd say Erwin.
Guy.Hey Guys.What if.What if he was talking to Yukari?
>>26045650To add a double twist, what if Yukari was asking for a way to surprise us with something we liked? Also she's pregnant with Saori's son, if we're going full telemundo
>>26045650>>26045692Unlikely. Yukari is just so bad with people, she'd have been all over him for giving her attention when trying to identify the Excelsior.
>>26045650What if zelder drove a grille?
>>26045032Guys.Guys.Is it just me, or is the question we're asking here...Who was phone?
>>26045032>Who's your guess?Hana. At least I hope so.
>>26045774More like "who was Skype?"
>>26045801Russel's estranged imouto
>>26045774>Who was phone?Let me tell you about Qualia the Purple...
BLACKJACK! Y U NO UPDATE FASTER!
You think for a moment. Loader... Gunner..."Oh, dear..." You say gravely. "...It's Hana, isn't it?""Dammit Russel it's..." He starts, but you don't let him get anywhere."Don't do it! She's just using you to get to the T54!" You shout. "Besides she's way too tall for you... Though getting a hug from her would put you at about the right level...""It's not Hana!" He gets in exasperation."Momo has a sweetspot, then?" You say quickly."No.""Cradle-robbing the Freshmen?""NO!"You cock your head and look at him. "Orange Pekoe?""Why would I even...?""Dude!" Patrick says. "What if Assam has a psycho gunner-chick lesbian-crush on his sister, and she knows she can't have so she wants her twin brother instead?">"Patrick, shut up.">"Patrick, that is genious!">Ignore him and continue guessing.
>>26046068>"Patrick, that is genious!"
>>26046068>"Patrick, that is genious!"oh god Rose is going to elbow us in the crotch
>>26045032>Who's your guess?Oreo
>>26046068>"Patrick, that is genious!"HUE
>>26046068>>Ignore him and continue guessing. Rose will promptly kick his ass so don't waste your breath
>>26046086It will be worth it.
>>26046068>"Patrick, that is genious! Now shut up."
>>26046068>Ignore him and continue guessing.It's Oryou, isn't it, Roy?
>>26046068>"Patrick, that is genius!">continue guessing
>>26046068"What do you mean 'can't have that'? You'd totally go for that, right Rose?"
>>26046068>Ignore him and continue guessing.Or rather "Watch Rose strangle him and continue guessing!"
>>26046068>Ignore him and continue guessing.
>>26046068Student council! He's sweet talkng them so he can get away with his homework!
>>26046068Wait, how would that be cradle-robbing? The freshmen are like 15, and our team is 17 at the oldest.
>>26046212Because we're being an ass, that's how
>>26046068>"Patrick, that is genius!"
>>26046212Because it's funny to make Roy squirmBy the way BlackJack, I'm glad you're giving Roy something to do in the quest other than loading shells.
>>26046068>Ignore him and continue guessing.Rose got Patrick handled."Oh look! There's the Stug!"Then, if Roy goes "Where?" we give him the knowing grin.
I give it one more sentence of mockery before Rose backs up her brother and asks us about our "date with Yukari" (using those words) and spaghetti erupts out of our school uniform all over the inside of our tank.
>>26046268I know right.I can't wait.>And then Patrick hits the transmit button to screw with us.
>>26046086We must first secure our escape route.The moment those words leave our lips we climb out of the commander's hatch and work our way from there.We've got a plenty of time to stretch our legs.
>>26046307>And then Patrick hits the transmit button to screw with us.MAGNIFICENT
>>26046345Cue collective facepalms and mutterings of "Boys..." from all of the Garupans! And metric tons of ridicule for the weeks to come...
>>26046307We end up shouting "We're just friends" over the radio and completely blow our chances.
>>26046442Not really, thats like the best indicator that something is up.
>>26046442I don't think that'd blow anything.If anime ever taught me anything it's that getting defensive and blurting "We're just friends!" while the other party overhears it is actually quite potent a relationship flag.
>>26046507>>26046523Only if we stammer it in an obviously panicked manner, which of course we will.
>>26046507>>26046523Which would totally be true if Yukari wasn't an autism. She would take it quite literally.
>>26046579Yeah this is what I was thinking.
>>26046068>>"Patrick, that is genious!"
You stop- everything stops for about three seconds. "Patrick... You are GENIOUS." You say excitedly. "It all makes so much sense!" You say, shaking your head."She's not really interested in Roy, per se..." Patrick observes from his place in the hull. "She just wants Rose's genes."Rose is already giving you a dirty look. "Rose, you should be flattered! She wants you so much she's willing to seduce your brother just to have some version of you...""You really don't want to talk about this..." She warns, but you ignore it. And more importantly, Patrick ignores it."I dunno, think Roy would be up for a relationship like that?" He askes out loud.That's all Rose needs at this point. "So, more importantly, Commander..." She starts, sounding as innocent as you did. "Did you get a second date with Yukari yet?"...Dammit.
>>26046654rekt,>next time, on Girls und Panzer...
>>26046654"...no- I mean wait, no! That wasn't a date!"
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!>This isn't fun anymore...>Miho has more TACTICAL BRILLIANCE.>Forest Fighting Part Deux.Girls und Panzer Quest will return Wednesday around 6PM, PST.Follow me on twitter for stuff like schedule updates and thread announcements!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>26046654git rekt russels
>>260466541v1 me fgt
>>26046654HAHA TIME FOR SPAGHETTI
>>26046833That would be completely out of character for commander badatromance. Every time something like involving romance has come up before he's been barely suppressing total panic.
>>26046654Well, for maximum (bad) effect we could answer: "Not yet, no! I'd ask how it goes for you, but unless you turned lesbian, there's not like you have much choice!"Of course, we'd be lucky escaping being used as target dummy without being inside a tank afterwards. (At the very least!)
Damn, I'm late to this party. But didn't we bet that Darjeeling & co should participate in the Anglerfish dance on top of the Excelsior should Rose win a couple of threads back?Darjeeling Anglerfish dance... WHEN?
>>26047429When the festival comes around
>>26046068>Hana>Tall>163CM/5'3">Tall compared to an average American guy
>>26046579While that description is arguably technically accurate, it's likely that if Yukari has an autism spectrum disorder (not everyone who shows some of the symptoms does, in spite of common internet belief) it'd be Aspergers. Limited social skills, very focused range of interest, tendency to go off on long-winded babbling rants without noticing if anyone else is even listening, et cetera.