At approximately a quarter to five the next morning you start assembling your checklist. Mix: Check. Buttermilk: Check. A dozen eggs: Check. Bacon: Check.You are the commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and today you're going to test a theory regarding the Panzer IV's driver, Mako. As you gather the components of your experiment, you place them carefully into a paper supermarket bag, your grandfather pokes his head out from the hallway. "What are you doing up so early?" He asks with a large yawn.You look back over him as you sling your backpack over your shoulder and pick up your materials. "Breakfast." You say, simply.He shrugs and heads back to bed while you head out the front door where Hana has already pulled Anglerfish Team's Panzer IV up, lit only by streetlights and the barest hint of dawn in the east.>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!">"Hana, did you bring the equipment?">Other
>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!">"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"
>>25919146>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"
>>25919146>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!">>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"
>>25919146>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"Please tell me we're all in black fatigues and watch caps like Lee Marvin in The Delta Force.
>>25919146>>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!">>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"
>>25919146>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!">"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"
>>25919146>dat sammichWell I know what I'm trying next time I'm making breakfast>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"Let's get this shit started!
>>25919146Is it time for pancakewich?>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!">"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"alternative derp option: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies (with eyebrow waggle)
>>25919146>>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!">>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"SW89, VMQ AND GuPQ.My body is not ready. Neither is my time management skills.
>>25919146>That pic. >Bacon is like Draka>there isn't enough bacon here. we need more.>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"then>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"also>"driving the Pan--- TANK IV is fine. but is it your only means of motorized transport? I got a driver's license and all."
>>25919410I see no GQ.GODDAMMIT.
>>25919146>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!"What a crazy, completely random happenstance.
>>25919490We have no Freeze Ray, anon.
>>25919349I would be totally okay with that alternative.
>>25919538we do have a pair of thermo polatrity augmenter arrays so it should be alright.
>>25919146Seriously, you didn't name the pic Pancakes und Sandwich?>"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"
>>25919146OH SHI- TIME FOR TONKS!
You ever get that feeling, like 40 seconds into the match, that your team is doomed and you can't stop it from happening?
>>25919146>"Good morning, ladies. Let's go wake someone up!">"Hana, did you bring the equipment?"BTW are we going late today
>>25919867just have fun with it...
>>25919867You mean for you it isn't a constant feeling even before you press the battle button?
>>25919867Last night I was in an Assault match on Malinovka, on defense. Our team had this one jackass who cost us the match by pushing a Churchill GC over a cliff. This let the enemy break through on that side and pull out a win. We were winning before he did that.
>>25919867All the fucking time.
You rush out to meet the girls of Anglerfish team, locking the door beyond you. "Morning ladies." You say jogging out to the tank. "Hana, you bring all the equipment?" With a grunt you climb up the side of the Panzer IV and swing up onto the hull over the radioman's hatch.Hana nods to you from the open driver's hatch. "Three iron skillets and a campstove set. What are you planning on making?" She asks politely.You grin at her, handing the bag of ingrediants off to Miho. "It's a surprise! A Real American Breakfast of Champions!" You say, as you hold on to the gun and pat the top of the turret."You could just ride in the radioman's seat." Miho says as she passes the bag down into the turret. "Might be a bit safer. than sitting on the hull.">Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!>Well, it is a bit nippy out.
>>25919907Fuck yeah, we are. I've got 48 fl. oz of Rockstar and a 5-hour Energy.
>>25919996>>Well, it is a bit nippy out.
>>25919996>Well, it is a bit nippy outDon't just run the poor girl over, she has a point.
>>25919996>>Well, it is a bit nippy out.>>25920012I'm not sure if that's healthy.
>>25919996>Well, it is a bit nippy out.
>>25919996>Well, it is a bit nippy out.Thats below Yukari isn't it....HU- I mean FLUFFY
>>25919996>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!Tank desant time!
>>25920012>a 5-hour energy>not 22 of themPAGING DR FAGGOT!
>>25919996>Well, it is a bit nippy out.And we can snuggle up to the fluffy one to keep warm, as we should. besides, this isn't like riding in the back of a ford pickup truck back home. if we fall of, we will seriously get hurt.
>>25919996>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!
>>25919996>Well, it is a bit nippy out.The RIO seat is directly below YukarisDonotturnarounddonotturnarounddonotturnarounddonotturnaround
>>25920103>RIO seatRadar Intercept Officer?Tanks (at least WWII ones) have no radar.
>>25919996>>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!HOW COULD YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING ELSE?
>>25919996>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!'Alternatively...> DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
>>25920132Hit the I by mistake
>>25920012damn it blackjack! get started earlier! some of us on the east coast have their red bulls run out on use before your go juice does.
>>25919996>Well, it is a bit nippy out.>>25920139Because fluffy.
>>25919996>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!Life is life, ride the Panzer.
>>25920148Ah. Still a funny mistake. 'Specially since SW89 is running tonight too.
>>25919996>>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!I wish to hit them with my sword.
>>25919996>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!inb4 either "japanese cold" or "but you said to always stay in your tank!"
>>25919996>Well, it is a bit nippy out.No reason to catch a cold and all. And if its cold, just snuggle up to fluffy for warmth
>>25920159>Because fluffy.Fluffly is overrated.There, I said it.
>>25919996>>25920103>Well, it is a bit nippy out.WE MUST DO THIS!
>>25919996>>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!
>>25919996>Well, it is a bit nippy out.Fluffy time. also hit on Miho.Multitask, etc.
>>25919996Tank surf ahoy!
>>25920198And you are entitled to your opinion, good sir!>>25919996>>25920103[x] Yessss
>>25920180between SW and GuP, I'll take GuP.
>Well, it is a bit nippy out.
>>25920247Why not both, silly? I am.
>>25919996>>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!DRIVE ME CLOSER.
>>25920198leave this thread. now.
>>25919996No, the Nips are inside the tank.>Nonsense! This is how the cool kids ride tanks!
>>25920247The actual shows? Absolutely. The Quests? SW89 is fuckin' awesome.Just, never utter the word "Kitty" in one of the threads unless you want a shitstorm.
>>25920198What about Volleyball Fluffy?
>>25920283why you say? pic related.
>>25920301No.>>25920309Considering the singleminded focus people have on her, also no.Fuck it, all I wanted to do is tank surf and you lot are ruining that.
>>25920307.... (smiles) (goes over just to do that)
>>25920354You maybe.A good number of us have reached consensus.
>>25920309Not as good as Tsuchiya.
>>25920354we are not fucking Teen Wolf here. and trust me, i car surfed once before and it was way too much for me. doing it on a tank it much worse. besides, there are no one out here that can see us tank surf so it won't even matter.
>>25920478>doing it on a tank it much worseActually, hitching a ride atop a tank was a common way for infantry to rest their dogs during WWII if they were moving with armor. WWII tanks don't move very fast.
>>25920103>Well, it is a bit nippy out.I think we should ride inside the tank. For reasons. Entirely ordinary reasons.
>>25920478>much worseA tank is a much more bigger and stable platform than a car, what are you talking about?
>>25920419Leopon is great, but they don't clean up as well as Best Team
>>25920532Who cares how they clean up? I like a girl who knows her way around an engine.
>>25920532I prefer GUTS myself...
>>25920532Why are they so delicious...
>>25920478Never heard of tank riders
>>25920532>Erika wearing a dress and playing the pianoThat's some mighty nice dissonance right there.
>>25919996>"You could just ride in the radioman's seat." Miho says as she passes the bag down into the turret. "Might be a bit safer. than sitting on the hull."Seriously? Miho telling us not to ride on the tank?
>>25920591>ErikaI'm an idiot, meant Erwin.
>>25920605We're in a build up zone where low hanging objects will knock us off.
>>25920509>>25920513......(face palm) here i was thinking that Hana was going to be driving fast making sharp turns in the town. in hind sight, she probably wouldn't. but still Fluffy is inside. that and so is the bacon. we must protect the bacon.
>>25920532That OreoMan I wish she had more screen time in this quest
>>25920591i prefure another turrent of heavy bolters before i let riders on my tank.
>>25920675Her time will come brother!
>>25920198Fluffy is a /k/-grade prepper.I'm not sure I want to know where she was keeping an E-tool and a thermos in that uniform, though.
>>25920663Pz. IV tops out around 26 mph on-road, and that's after it gets up to speed.
>>25920708Probably had 'em tied down under her seat.
>>25920605>>25920661Not to mention that we're not in battle. We won't gain much by being able to see around us better here.
>>25920565I prefer my girls to know a little about the Civil War.very little is still a quantity of little
>>25920735No, she literally pulls them out of hammerspace, that's from OVA 5 where we actually see what she and Erwin were up to on their recon.
>>25920568I'm tempted to say "BOOBS" instead (as it's what the team's most noted for: sizable boobs in tight uniforms)>>25920675Indeed, Erwin's been the main person from the history team we've been speaking to.>>25920708Pretty impressive, though it's hard not be distracted by the view of her figure.
>>25920699Is Soviet Tank. Comrade carries weapon and is thus turret.
>>25920813>Sizable boobs in tight uniformsExcept for one.
>>25920802She does look quite lovely in that dress
>>25920802>battle of Durham>South ArmyShe's adorable.
>>25920699Except that history has taught us that extra turrets and sponsons both suck dick.
>>25920859To be fair, that could be shitty subs.
>>25920735she keeps them were ALL women can hide anything. he bra. doesn't matter if she was sporting a pair of GG or was a DFC, woman can hide quite a lot in there. I was working in a national retail chain store and the store dectective told me when he nabs female shoplifters, more often than not, the goods they take wind up in there.
>>259208133 out of 4 anyway. but all of them are cute, so it's alright.
>>25920867tell that to a baneblade
>>25920852>>25920910Assuming we're talking about the GUTS team, only 2 of them have sizable knockers.
>>25920927>citing 40k>in a discussion about actual tanksGW knows dickall about tank design.
>>25920886south army could be shitty subs, but the battle of Durham never happened
>>25920888It's because doing a pat down there is a pain in the ass.>Be working court>Women keep trying to smuggle shit through the metal detector in their boobs>It's not even smuggle worthy shit>You can have keys or cell phones in the courtroom>Just put them in the basket when we ask you too.
>>25920932True but it's what comes to mind when people think of the Volleyball team.
>>25920886It's not the subs. At least not 100%.
>>25920716shit, i thought it would as least reach 30 mph.
>>25920991Ah yes, the intentional mistake on the writers' part.Poor girl has enthusiasm, but she really needs to read up on Finland a bit more.
>>25920813Well, I like boobs and volleyball is my favorite sport so...
>>25920956>Implying Americans High School history buffs would get those kinds of details about Japanese history right, eitherHigh Schoolers are dumb in general no matter how smart they are relative to each other.
>>25921021Finland's unofficial motto translates to "Hack them apart!" and that's pretty cool.That's about all I know about Finland.
>>25920956Could've been a garbled transliteration of the name of an actual battle.
>>25919867Every goddamn time.
>>25921065Not a motto per se, but the warcry of the Hakkapeliittas.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakkapeliitta
>>25921065They also produce incredibly sexy one-eyed musclegirls, if my chinese cartoons are to be believed.
>>25920956Wiki says it was a Battle in England in the 1300s. Makes the History Club come across as loving History but sometimes not getting all their facts straight.
>>25921029>Battle of Durham>Violent Resistance by the SouthLargest surrender by the Confederacy prevented any battle from occurring.Only violence was the wholesale looting of the area by the Federal Cavalry.That's like claiming that the Tet Offensive was a resounding victory for the French Forces.
>>25921125Every. Goddamned. Time.
>>25921111>>25921138IIRC that was the intention. Love for history, don't know all the facts.
>>25919931Was he in a Chinese tank? I don't know what it is, but I only ever see that shit with people driving Chinese tanks. They're always that asshole who pushes you out of cover so they can have it, or rams a stationary ally and blames them for the damage.
>>25921177I think there were French forces in Nam at the time, so it might actually be accurate. Strategically, the Tet Offensive completely destroyed the ability of the VC to fight. However, they won a political victory and we pulled out.
>>25921131I just remember seeing a video of a bunch of Finnish soccer fans chanting "HAKKAA PÄÄLLE! HAKKAA PÄÄLLE!" over and over.
>>25921245I'm gonna taker some poetic license and translate it as Rip and Tear.
>>25921125>T95 going 18km/hHuh. And here I thought pushing served more as an irritant than anything else.
>>25921263Basically, Finland is a country of madmen.Oh, and kossu.
>>25921309Drunken madmen.And hot women. Crazy, but hot.
>>25921202It's okay, the last time I shot a Type 59 I detonated it's ammo rack. All that HP in one hit.You could practically hear his wallet laughing at him.
>>25921292Before the physics patch it might've been.But now it is useful for tanks that have weak engines.
>>25921344Type 59s have notoriously weak ammo racks. If you pen him up front, chances are you'll take his ammo rack with it. And once something gets damaged, you can bet on it that it'll get damaged again. Same goes for engines.
>>25921309sometimes crazy works. besides, they single handed tore Russia a new a-hole every time they come a knocken'
>>25921342Kossu > Sauna > Sleep > Wake > Kossu
>>25921309Violent mute drunks, specifically.
"I suppose." You say with a shrug, scooting over to open the radio's hatch. "It's a bit chilly out anyway..." You swing open the hatch and drop in, feet first. Looking back over your shoulder you see Saori up in the gunner's seat and Yukari in the loader's seat. And, of course, Miho up in the commander's chair. It's actually been a long time since you've ridden down in the hull of a tank."Good Morning, Commander Russells!" Yukari says politely. "A real American breakfast, huh? I can't wait!" She looks excited.You smile up at her. "Mako's low blood pressure is going to meet it's match, today." There was enough sugar and carbs in this meal to jumpstart a coma patient. "And I brought enough for everyone!" "Ready to go, Hana!" Miho says from above. "Let head to Mako's house!" The Panzer IV's engine belches as it comes out of idle and starts moving down the street.>Talk with Yukari. >Talk with Miho. >Talk with Saori. >Talk with Hana
>>25921401>Talk with Miho
>>25921401>Talk with Miho.SOCIAL LINK GO
>>25921344That sucker is really prone to critical damage. My friend has one and he got the Billotte's Medal on that thing for destroying at least one enemy and surviving the battle to victory despite receiving at least five different critical hits and 80% or more loss of hit points.
>>25921401>Talk with HanaBecause of all of them, she has had the least amount of talking tooGive all the girls a chance
>>25921401>Talk with Yukari.
>>25921401>>Talk with Yukari.Turn around.
>>25921401>Talk with Saori"So, I hear one of my boys is a real terror in bed, huh."
>>25921401>Talk with HanaThe Most Elegant Anglerfish needs more screentime.
>>25921401>>Talk with Yukari.
>>25921401>start with everyone"so, have any of you ever had an honest-to-god hearty American breakfast before? because if not, prepare to have your mind blown. Sadly, I may ruin other breakfasts for you forever"
>>25921401>>Talk with Miho
>>25921436yeah, all its modules have low HP so they are very prone to crits from guns doing more than 250 dmg a hit
>>25921401>Talk with HanaBeen a while.
>>25921401>Talk with Miho.
>>25921466Isn't rice heavy on the stomach too?Then again, 'MURRICA is the land of the fat, so...
>>25921401>>Talk with Yukari.it calls out to me.
>>25921466"or single-handidly give you a heart attack in a few years. either/or."
>>25921401>>Talk with Yukari. >>Talk with Miho. >>Talk with Saori. >>Talk with HanaYou're in a group, you talk with the group.Wait, can they even hear us over the sound of the tank?
>>25921495Actually no. It's not like you eat alot in the morning.
>>25921502I demand that the dialogue, if any, in the tank will be written on all caps.
>>25921495Rice is like Bread.Fills you up but gives you nothing.Who knows enough Murikan Breakfasts and even Lazy might develop a chest.
>>25921495I can tell you that it takes two or three chinese take out boxes full of rice to fill me. Or I can eat a HEARTY AMERICAN BREAKFAST and be full. And I'm a skinny little fuck. Lesson being that rice doesn't fill you up better than a complete breakfast.
>>25921401>Talk with HanaGive the Class one a chance!
>>25921401>Talk with Yukari. MUST TOUCH FLUFFY HAIR
>>25921401>Talk with Yukari.First among equals girl
>>25921401>Talk with Saori.We must now how far she has gotten with our loveable resident Mick.>>25921499There are equal parts risk and reward>CaptchaAlright now I'm scared.
>>25921401>>Talk with Hana
>>25921401>Talk with Yukari
>>25921401>Talk with Yukari. she's your girl after all. then>Talk with Hanaask how's her driving skills improving and if her family was cheering us on in the match verses the brits. (ooc the MC doesn't know Hana and her mom are at odds right now)then>Talk with Saori. How's her new boyfriend working out? (gather juciy tid bits we can use for blackmail.)>Talk with Miho. ask if she's seen a uptick in moral on board the school now we made a big win right out of the gate.
>>25921607Me like that pic. Sauce?
>>25921682I vote for these as well.
>>25921601PatRick is the Mick.RichArd is the Saoribait.
Posting this because I can.
>>25921836Aw yissMotha Fuckin Afrikakorps
>>25921836How are those pants even staying on?
>>25921502>>>Talk with Miho.or >>Talk with Hana
>>25921401>yukari>>25921943why does Rin's skirt never give us a pantyshot?
>>25921943They wont when russel trips.
>>25921964>why does Rin's skirt never give us a pantyshot?Thaumaturgical SEP Field.
>>25921964>why does Rin's skirt never give us a pantyshot?Don't ask questions like that Anon. Don't even think them.Good men die when such questions are asked.
>>25922024"But she's a magus?"
>>25921964What Rin are we talking about here?
>>25922076"I cannot operate a laserdisk" Rin
>>25922076Fate/Stay Night, a visual novel.
>>25922076the vocaloid i think..
>>25922086>>25922096Oh, Tohsaka. I know this twintailed girl.
>>25922086It was a Blu Ray recorder. She thought it was a Laserdisc. And Carnival Phantasm is technically non-canon, and relies heavily on character exaggeration for the purpose of humor.
>>25922105>Vocaloid Rin>PantyshotMaybe because you know, she wears shorts?
>>25922117You mean to tell me that Berserker can not, in fact, transform into a tank on command?
>>25922139Fuck, now the theme song's going to be stuck in my head for a week.
>>25922139Lack of a turret means it's technically an assault gun.>>25922163I have a solution to that.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ5dSwqSv3s
>>25922163>wo-oh wo-oh wo-oh
>>25922181>Lack of a turret means it's technically an assault gun.Not really. The thing that makes it not a tank is the lack of tracks. There are some tanks with no turret, they just invariably sucked as tanks because they couldn't hull-down.
Damn it Blackjack, I have like 10 minutes left. Gimme one more post.
>>25922192>>25922217>Kimi to~ issho ga ichiba~nGODDAMNIT.
>>25922239Which is why the M3 Lee is such a nightmare to play in WoT.
>>25921401>[x] Talk with Hana.I agree with the other anon that all garupans should be socialized with.
>>25922251with all that caffeen in his system, you would think Blackjack would post faster.
>>25922318It's not? Any tank of the bottom of the tier list is a nightmare with the exception of SPGs and russianbias TDs.
>>25922286>Suki yotte motto gyutto ne>>25922318The Lee actually beat the shit out of almost everything it fought during it's service. Because it had a 75mm that could fuck up anything it came up against, and it HAD a turret for the 37mm browning to deal with small fast targets. Problem is that WoT puts it up against more advanced tanks than it actually fought historically, AND the 37mm is non-functional in-game.
>>25921943They're actually single part with the thong.They make those for some reason. Probably so you can show off your underwear without showing off your underwear Read: Being a slut
>>25922377>Any tank of the bottom of the tier list is a nightmare with the exception of SPGs and russianbias TDsI do pretty well in ALL TDs, even at the bottom. Just gotta pick your targets carefully and relocate relocate relocate.
>>25922192>>25922217>>25922286All together now!
>>25922286You could suffer worse songs.Heeeeey makarena
>>25922377>>25922379That's what I'm saying. The M3 was pretty good against the stuff it actually fought.>RussianbiasIf Russian tank is overpowered, historically accurate. If Russian tank is underpowered, buff to balance. If American/German tank is overpowered, nerf to balance. If American/German tank is underpowered, historically accurate.Fucking IS line...
Rolled 13>>25922447If British, Nerf the gun.
>>25922447I just want that 37 to work. I mean really. Imagine getting into the rear arc of anything with both guns operational.
>>25922447SUFFER THE JAGDPZ.IV SUFFER!Love hellkitty~>What is love?>Hellcat is love.
>>25922139>>25922181>>25922239It's a car guys. Berser Car.Also Hercules has it as a Noble Phantasm because of his seventh labor. Unfortunately he can't really do it in Berserk Mode.
>>25922503Which is fucking stupid. The 17-pounder was a really, really good anti-tank gun.
>>25922503Brit tanks have guns?
>>25922433> that songi wish i could hate you to death.
>>25922533How would that even work?
>>25922583I have no idea, but I want it.
Honestly I think the biggest possible improvement WoT could get would be the removal of tank HP. Imagine if it just used module and crew HP? It would make so much more sense.
>>25922503>If British, Nerf the gun.QF 2-Pdr Mk X-B is still pretty damn good.>>25922533>Imagine getting into the rear arc of anything with both guns operational.Bite the pillow...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzSgaRSo0A8
>>25922579I did not ask you to mouseover a spoilered earworm, anon.You can only curse your curiosity.
>>25922614it would, but then the game is not a simulation, and that would not be anywhere near as fun
>>25922650I disagree. I think it would make playing a bottom tiered tank much more tolerable.
>>25922650I think it would be a blast.
>>25922670>>25922689yes, but how many of the 60+ million people playing the game can say the same?
"Here's your bag, Russells!" Yukari says, handing it down to you. "What's the white stuff? Flour?" She asks curious."Secret family recipe- We use it for a lot of stuff..." You say. And it was, actually. Something your grandfather had passed on to you from his father and grandfather before him. You used it for everything from biscuits to fried chicken to... well, what you were planning this morning. "Suffice to say, you guys may have trouble enjoying breakfasts after today."Looking over, Hana already looks hungry. "I just hope I brought along enough for a Hana-sized portion.""This is going to be great! I've never had a real American meal like this! Except maybe McDonalds." Yukari says excitedly. >"Saori, maybe I'll teach Robert how to cook like this for you!">"So, Miho, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?">"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"
>>25922709If it'll get rid of the fucking Southeast Asians playing on NA for some reason, I'm fine with this.
>>25922723>"So, Yukari, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?"
>>25922747hey fuck you, I'm stuck on the SEA server, and the less SEAtards the better
>>25922723>MihoI don't think we should take that bottom option. We don't want to make promises we can't keep.
Rolled 56, 67 = 123>>25922723>Except maybe McDonaldsGet this girl Memphis BBQ stat.but not carolina BBQ, that shit's disgusting
>>25922723>"Saori, maybe I'll teach YOU how to cook like this for ROBERT!"Switch that around and its perfect.
>>25922723>"Saori, maybe I'll teach Robert how to cook like this for you!"
>>25922723>>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"FAAAAAAAAAAATIEDONT BREAK THE PANZER WITH YOUR ASS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIEWHOLY SHIT THE CHAIR IS BEING CONSUMED BY YOUR FAT ASS
>>25922782>Carolina BBQ>disgustingcheck yourself before you wreck yourself, son>>25922723>"So, Miho and Yukari, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?"
>>25922723>>"Saori, maybe I'll teach Robert how to cook like this for you!"
>>25922723>>"So, Miho, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?"
>>25922723>>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"
Why is Richard being called Robert?
>>25922650World of Tanks is not at all a simulation, and it really irks me when I see people treating it like it is. Same with World of Warplanes.
>>25922888Isn't Robert the loader?Y'know. Almost invisible, says "up" a lot?
>>25922906Yeah, it's really arcadey and that's fun.
>>25922723>"Saori, maybe I'll teach Robert how to cook like this for you!"I learned my folks, i'm willing to pass it on. (maybe make a comment about Rose's cooking in here)>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!" but be careful Hana, bacon can be addictive.then>"So, Miho, what sort of tank do hope we wind up with?" that and i pray it won't be in a wrecked shape.
>>25922906thats the point I was making, that people think it is one and try to 'improve' it as one, but it isn't, and its better off that way
>>25922723>>"So, Miho, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?
>>25922906Oh no, I don't mean completely switch it over. I mean having it as a different game mode.
>>25922782>>25922802KC BBQ is better.
>>25922774What do they do?>SEA here but not a player of wot. Just your average /tg/ neckbeard.
>>25922723>"So, Miho, what sort of tank do you think Glorianna will give us?"
>>25922723>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"Knowing Hana's serving sizes, we should be able to sate her healthy appetite and maybe have leftovers.
>>25922982>>25922802>>25922782sauce is better than dry rub
>>25922988Just general incompetence, and some irritating spam.
>>25922975Yeah call it "this shit is gay" mode. Where there is no tank HP, only module HP, Repairs are impossible, consumables are disabled (except RSG because russian bias) and your crew dies 50 times as fast.I would play the crap out of it
>>25922689They actually tried it.It turned into a massive camp fest where no one had the balls to move.
>>25922988Basically they're the BR BR BR HUEHUEHUE of WoT.
>>25922723>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"
>Miho, what tank do you think we will get?
>>25922723>Miho, what tank do you think we will get?>"What's the white stuff? Flour?"Cocaine's hell of a drug.
>>25922723>"Hana, I think this breakfast might even fill you up!"I'm assuming grits are involved? Wouldn't be a real southern breakfast without grits.
>>25923143If cheese grits or grits with redeye gravy aren't involved we are failing at our jobs
>>25923143No, grits aren't heart-attack-inducing enough. Gotta go gravy, sausage, and biscuits.
>>25923143We're Texan. Are grits a big thing in Texas?I am Yankee and what is grits?
>>25922723>ALL THE OPTIONS
>>25923143damn strait! but with Hana, double team her with a serving of both grits and oatmeal along side the rest of breakfast. if that doesn't work, she an't human.
>>25923211>but with Hana, double team her
>>25923190>not pouring red eye gravy and/or bacon grease into your gritsIt's unhealthy as eleven hells, but I'll be damned if it isnt delicious
>>25923197You poor, naive bastard. Grits are most definitely big in Texas. Grits is grits; no other way to describe them.>>25923170North FL boy here, ever tried grits and fried mullet for breakfast? Best way I've ever had them.
>>25923313Oh, I know what grits are. But I think I'm a bit too far north to actually like them.
>>25923197I'm from NY, and even I know grits are delicious.>>25923015>>25923038Morning NA Arabs is worse. You have to try to be this bad. I didn't even fire any HEAT.
>>25923233we're the MC here. the MC alone can keep her satisfied.
>>25923367move south then.
>>25923456Oh God, they are. They're so fucking bad. I work nights, so I mostly play in the morning after work.>>25923482Fuck that, it's way too hot as is and I'm damn near in Canada.
Great, all this talk about southern breakfast has me wanting Waffle House... there's no Waffle House in So-Cal...
>>25923755>drunk Waffle House at 3 AMalways worth the horrible shits the next day
>>25923755>2013>living in commiefornia enjoy no freedoms
>>25923755for the love of all that is good, get out of there ASAP! IHOPs, Dunken donuts, and Waffle Houses are over here! leave the insane asylem before they lock you in!
>>25923197I went south when I was in the Army. They're kind of like grainy Cream of Wheat, except the weird fuckers put salt and pepper and cheese on then for some reason.
>>25923815>>25923925I'm getting by. My grandparents used to own a creole restaurant, so I'm slowly mastering the recipes they had.
>>25924014>weird fuckers put salt and pepper and cheese on then for some reason.that's the only correct way to eat grits anon. that or gravy. Butter is acceptable if nothing else is available
>>25924032Provide recipes please, good sir.I had the fortune of trying waffle house once. Now that im overseas, they're a distant memory.
You look over at Hana, already notorious for her massive portions compared to the rest of the crew- to keep that figure she must have the metabolism of a blast furnace. "So yeah, I think I've got enough here to make sure Hana gets enough-" You lean back and look up at Saori, keeping eye contact lest she report any wandering eyes to Richard. "Seriously, how does she keep her figure?"Saori shrugs, but as you turn back Hana is smiling at you. "I guess I just get a lot of excercise. I don't eat junk food, either." She says simply. "But my mother is the same way- she says it's the Isuzu family blessing!" Well, a blessing on their figures, but it can't be cheap to eat that much. You smile despite yourself. "Well, we're going to put it to the test this morning." You lean back and look at Yukari and Miho. "So, what tank do you think Glorianna will give us?" You ask, excited.Miho thinks. "I don't know... Darjeeling wasn't lying when she said that Glorianna has a lot of tanks- Plus the British made so many specialized tanks.""Wouldn't it be great if it were a Centurion?" Yukari says excitedly. "A Centurion and a Pershing on the same team... Oorai would be unstoppable!"You smile. "I don't think they'd give us a Centurion if they had one- they're so rare and so powerful...""So what do you hope it'll be, Russells?" Yukari asks.>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them...">"The team could use some more firepower- maybe an Infantry tank like a Churchill?">"The British had some really neat self-propelled gun prototypes, maybe one of those?"
>>25924075>>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."
>>25924075>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."Just think of what Duck team could do with a tank that can actually go FAST
>>25924075>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."I really hope this is just talk and not an actual choice.
>>25924075>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."
>>25924075>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."I would sooo love a Charioteer, 20lbr on a cruiser tank, but alas, 1950s...
>>25924075>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."Please give them something better than the I-Go and faster one too.
>>25924075>>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."as I have said in previous threads, infantry tanks and the AT series would be to damn slow for Oorai's tactics.
>>25924113And doesn't fall apart if you look at it mean enough.
>>25924075>"The team could use some more firepower- maybe an Infantry tank like a Churchill?"The speed of a Valentine or Matilda would be a great boost to the Volleyball girls, but I'm a fan of the big dakka even more than mobility.
>>25924075>Team GutsGET THEM A CROMWELL. FOR GOD'S SAKE A CROMWELL.
>>25924075>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."Anything over the I-GO.
>>25924061Well, I guess I could give out the Pecan Pralines recipe, too much work to sell them, give me ~15 minutes to dig around for it and type it up.
>>25924075>>"The British had some really neat self-propelled gun prototypes, maybe one of those?"we need bigger guns with speed
>>25924155>Speed>ValentineFuck, my brain isn't working tonight. I meant Crusader, not Valentine.Of course, if we could get a Comet or a Cromwell, that would be even better
>>25924075>>"The team could use some more firepower- maybe an Infantry tank like a Churchill?"As good as their driver is, I just like dakka even more.So I'm a Mighty Glacier type guy, sure me.
>>25924075>>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."Just give them something really. wonder if they know of the bet or if we are going to surprise them
>>25924170Before they get too attached, preferably.
>>25924075>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them..."DAMN IT! GIVE US A MOST HATED MAN IN IRELAND!
>>25924172When they mean self propelled guns, they mean shit like this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoise_heavy_assault_tank. Speed does not come with it, just armor, armor, armor with some armor thrown in.
>>25924075>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them...">"The British had some really neat self-propelled gun prototypes, maybe one of those?"Is Achilles time?>>25924155>The speed of a MatildaNo. Just no.
>>25924141>>25924152>>25924153>>25924155>>25924163>>25924172>>25924203WAIT! WHOA! i realized something. just because the tea time girls have a lot of british tanks, they may have some NON british ones as well. hell, they could have wound up with any other tanks in the world they would like to off load on us that does not fit in their theme.
>>25924268>Image nameI lol'd heartily.
>>25924075>"The Ducks have a great driver, so a cruiser would work well for them...">>25924268>>25924363It's really more like Battered Spouse Syndrome though.
>>25924389it just freaking dawned on me. any tank could be had. like a T-34. unless BlackJack QM proves me wrong, i think we're about to get suckered.
>>25924358You mean like a Lend-lease tank? Only thing that springs to mind would be a Sherman variant like the Firefly.
>>25924534The T-34 wasn't a bad tank.
>>25924534I wouldn't mind a T-34, those were some pretty solid tanks, especially their T-34/85.
>>25924557I doubt we're lucky enough to get a Firefly.
>>25924582>Faster than the I-Go>Delicious frontal slope>A real gunI would be good with it. I still want something SANIC though
>>25924592even better if it's a T34 instead of a T-34http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T34_Calliope
>>25924638>SUDDENLY, FREEDOM RAINS FROM THE SKIES
>>25924300tortoise aint an SPG, ffs its even in its name
>>25924638The Calliope is USELESS for what we're using tanks for. We have this discussion every thread. They're inaccurate, they keep you from rotating the turret, they take forever to take back off, need I go on?
>>25924557Well the British also ordered some M3/M5 Light Tanks during their China and Burma campaign so we might get those
>>25924638Oh God no, give me the T-34 please.
>>25924694>>25924674okay, fine. what about the other T34?
>>25924735Too overpowered, we don't have a hope of getting that.
>>25924735would be awesome, but they are rare as fuck, only 1 example left today, pity theres no T32 left...
>>25924762>only 1 example left todayAnd I'm sure Kay has it saved up for a special match vs some Krauts.
>>25924752>>25924762*sniff* I'll take my t34s and go home :( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T34_(classification)
>>25924787I doubt that, its sitting next to the last T30, T29 & T29E4 left in existence, waiting to be restoredthose things are priceless, and government property, I doubt they will be getting off base anytime soon
>>25924787Wait a minute.If Saunders has the misfortune of drawing a match against Schwarzwald before there match with us, we should contact them and offer a deal. They get to borrow us for that match, in exchange for a new tank for Rabbit team.Because our 90mm can make a Maus it's bitch.
>>25924822A Super Pershing is almost as rare, and guess what we're doing with one?
>>25924874I can't really, seeing as we don't have a super pershing...
>>25924896wot fag pls
>>25924913...The E4 is not the only super pershingAnd the M26E1 is not a super pershing
>>25924075>"I heard the British had this wonderful tank called the Valiant..."
>>25924061>>25924171Pecan PralinesAside from messuring cups and whatnot, you'll need a large saucepan, a candy thermometer, a wooden stirring spoon, wax-paper, and warm water to the side.For ingredients: 1 1/2 cups - Firmly packed brown sugar1 1/2 cups - Granulated white sugar3 tablespoons - Butter1 teaspoon - Light corn syrup (recipe specifically calls for Karo brand)1/8 teaspoon - Salt1 can - Evaporated Milk (DO NOT CONFUSE FOR CONDENSED MILK)1 teaspoon - Vanilla extract2 cups - Pecan pieces (This amount can be played with without ruining the consistency, but it doesn't work without them)In the large saucepan combine the brown sugar, white sugar, butter, corn syrup, evaporated milk, and vanilla extract.Attach the thermometer to the pan, the end inside the mix, and set over medium heat (#6). Stir using the wooden spoon until the thermometer reads 240°F.Remove the saucepan from the burner. Add pecans and beat till the mixture becomes creamy (approximately 130 stirs according to a side note).Form pralines by dropping large tablespoons of the mix onto waxpaper (If the mix starts becoming too set while doing this, quickly stir in a small amounts of the warm water until it becomes creamy again). Let cool.You might need a few tries to avoid burning them, but once you get it down these are nice treats that are well received at parties in my experience.
>>25924990Paula Dean pls go.
>>25924990Sweet Jesus, that looks delicious. Thanks, anon!
>>25924990Thank you good sir.
>>25925002and you trust a file name?thats a m26 turned into a T26E4 (what the WoT SPershing is based on), they took 4 early production run M26's and fitted boilerplate on their frontal armor, then when they arrived in France they fitted extra armor on the mantlet in the form of salvaged Panther UFPthat tank lost the M designation as soon as they put the new gun and hydrological shocks on it, the moment it was handed to the Ordnance Board for experimentation, it became a T series pershing.Also, thats not what BlackJack is so I'm confused as to what you point is.
>>25925002Seeing as that is not an E1 Pershing, and is an E4 Super Pershing, I don't see how you're apparently disproving that anons argument.
>>25925131Sorry, reread it, and you're right. That was just one of the first hits on google so... I dunno?
>>25925007>>25925014No problem.Though do be prepared, these can be quite uncomfortable to make with how slow the mix heats up the last ~50 degrees.
I dunno much about tonks admittedly, but in a previous thread Yukari said it was a Super Pershing and I'm pretty inclined to believe the QM himself.
>>25925168the Pershing's early production history is a clusterfuck of scientists going "GUISE, I GOT AN IDEA" and just swapping things in and out, the whole 'Super Pershing" thing kinda became known as any modified pershing, when really, they were only designated T series experimental tanks.Things are not helped by the Army and Ordnance Board conflicting with each others naming schemes and rewriting their own at the same time...
>>25925203QM himself has cleared it up before, BlackJack ain't a SPershing, but something somehow even rarer, an E1 modification with a T54 gun that had not been upgraded to the M3A1 gun
You think for a second. "Well, Shinobu is an amazing driver. I think a cruiser tank like a Crusader would be perfect for them." You say. "If she can do what she does with a junker like the I-Go, giving her a tank with a real engine and maybe even a usable gun and they'd be a terror.""Would give them a lot more flexablity in the roles they can perform, too." Miho yells over the din of the engine from the hatch above. "Right now they're pretty much only good for scouting and a distraction- give them something better and they can get behind the enemy lines and perform harassment missions- distract and delay the enemy, force them to divert crews to deal with them."You nod. "Could use them with the 38(t) as a reaction force- keep them in reserve so we can send them as reinforcements when we need them...""We're here!" Hana says as the Panzer IV comes to a halt."Ha! Operation: American Breakfast is go!" Yukari shouts.>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.>Let's try to wake her up gentle.>"Hana? Boom time."
>>25925253>>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.
>>25925253>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.
>>25925253>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.Failing that...>"Hana? Boom time."
>>25925253>>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.let's try this first.
>>25924896The M26E1 that BlackJack is is one of 2 examples in existence.If BlackJack and the Maus are showing up everything's fair game.
>>25925253>>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.Once it's done, if she still isn't up,>>"Hana? Boom time."
>>25925253>>"Hana? Boom time."Let's begin this with a bang.
>>25925253>>"Hana? Boom time."
>>25925253>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUnhoe0rpU
>>25925253>>"Hana? Boom time."Explosions is the only answer....Now I wish I had a Torgue picture.
>>25925253>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.the boom time is barely working anymore. that and even blanks cost money we don't have.if we have too, a bucket of cold water will do just fine.
>>25925308i like this.
>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.
>>25925343DID SOMEBODY SAY EXPLOSIONS?!
>>25925253time for epic meal time?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUnhoe0rpU...I'll get my coat.
>>25925253>Cooking and BOOM
>>25925416We need to make this some time:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-sY6ZYPEZQ
>>25925253>Let's get cooking- the smell of bacon and eggs will wake the sleeping Garupan.Nothing like bacon cooking in the morning.
>>25925416More of a ROSMT guy myself.
>>25925665ROSMT never made a meat tank, though.
>>25925729No, but they did cut down a tree, douse it in gasoline, burn it and cook bacon on it.
>>25925927>No, but they did cut down a tree, douse it in gasoline, burn it and cook bacon on it.What.
"Alright, let's do this..." You say, climbing up out of the radioman's hatch. "Hana, stay with the tank, if we can't wake her up, you're gonna bring the noise." You pause as you think of that. "Literally. Fire a blank round- hopefully it'll work this time." As you turn to head into Mako's house you turn. "We'll let you know when breakfast is ready!""So what's the plan?" Yukari says, picking up the campstove while Saori gets the iron skillets. "You ready to reveal the mystery dish yet?""Well, I want you to take the campstove and a skillet up to Mako's room." You say as you hand her the bacon from the bag. "Open a window and start frying up the bacon- hopefully that'll be enough to wake her up naturally." You shrug as you head for the kitchen. "As for what I'm making- it's a surprise!"
>>25925927Oh I know. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE ROSMT, but I chose the meat tank specifically because this is GuP Quest, and tank-shaped food is "a thing" in this setting.
>>25926054DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
>>25926054>NEXT TIME.We didn't even finish breakfast this episode.
>>25926054BlackJack, I know you're as slow as molasses, but even this is pushing it.
>>25926127but... but... the breakfast!
>NEXT TIMEBecause BlackJack is so slow we maybe half cook breakfast then finish it the thread after
>>25926332>Next Time on QuP Quest!5 Tank free-for-allsMaking breakfastWhich takes longer?Mako gives us a reward for the sidequestKay has titties. Murika class titties.
>>25926332>>25926460>>25926336Well you all look a bit silly now.