You ask Deepthroat about her little brother. You don't have any family yourself, as far as you can remember - it's always been only Mami, really, not that you've got any problem with that. ...Kyoko you might consider as an annoying, goofy older sister who takes it upon herself to drag you into being social with people. Sayaka - maybe - as her annoying friend next door who liked to kick you around and made you eat dirt that one time, until you got angry enough to tackle her into the ground and punch out a few of her front teeth with a couple of wild swings that hurt you more than it did her....It's not often that you wonder how you could have turned out with even a halfway-normal childhood. Or if you even did have one, and the amnesia'd simply wiped that slate clean.Probably not worth dwelling on. You've got Mami, that's enough for you. Better late than never.
>>25868586"M-my...my brother?" Deepthroat squeaks. "U-um. He's...well, let me show you, I have a few...photos..." The sweaty girl grunts a bit as she pulls out her smartphone from her skirt pocket. She taps impatiently on the screen for a couple of moments, before gingerly turning the screen towards you. "S-see?"...Not...not really. The screen's a bit...you can't really make things out."O-oh. Oh! S-sorry about that, hahaha...l-let me clean it..."She shouldn't need her blouse--"It's okay, just let me..."...Huh. It did work. Enough for you to make out the image of a beady-eyed young man frowning at the camera, his lips stretched in a thin line of annoyance."He...he's taller than me, now. Even though he's only at his sophomore year at middle school, haha..." Deepthroat's laugh is a weedy, breathless sort. "He looks mean, but he's really nice when...when you get to know him. See, doesn't he look cute here...?"Ruri's assistant slides a finger across her phone's screen, flipping to another photo while making a grimy line across the surface. It's her brother, alright. Sleeping in half-darkness, the only source of illumination made by the phone's flash."A-ah, that's a bit of a bad picture, heh, heh...I snuck into his room to take it." Deepthroat murmurs. She...well, you're sure you didn't imagine the note of pride in her voice when she said that. "We...we used to fight a lot, when I was still studying. He...he started being nicer when I got this job, though..."Being Ruri's assistant?"N-no..." Noriko blinks at you, looking hurt. "Being...being an idol..."How do you react?
>Wake up 30 seconds ago>MGNQOh fuck yes.
>>25868609[x] headpats. Headpats everywhere
>>25868609Ask her how long she's been an idol. As awkwardly as possible.
>>25868609Blank shock. Followed by an inquisition as to why she isn't on stage if she's an idol.
"You are an idol? For how long? And how does that feel?"
>>25868609She doesn't seem like much of an idol, keep our facial expression neutral rather than surprised, let's not crush her soul even more. "How long have you been an idol? How does it feel? Why aren't you on stage right now?"
>>25868626>>25868631Lets try not to pour more cold water on her by keeping the shock in check.>>25868609Ask her how shes finding the work.And headpats. Just to help her feel better.
>why isn't she on stageShe must be one of those retired idols, and now more or less manages other ones, like Ritsuko.If so, she's older than she looks. A feel a Shadowrun creeping in.
>>25868609>[X] An idol...? So...how's the job treating you?She's an idol? what the hell.
>>25868609[x] "Huh. Wouldn't have pegged you for one, but I guess anyone can have stage presence. Who you signed with?"
>>25868609[X] Ask her how the job is treating her. I don't know.... she doesn't seem like the type who'd enjoy physical contact from someone she's known for all of 2 hours. I'd hold off on the head-pats and stuff.
>>25868609>"N-no..." Noriko blinks at you, looking hurt. "Being...being an idol..."You mean.... the whole 'sick joke' thing is true?Then again it could be spagetti-chan lying to make her family proud. Depends on shadowruns>[x]"Have you been an idol for longer then two years?"
>>25868665She reacted ok to the first time we did it. After she got over the shock, that it.
>>25868665I don't know, to me she seems like the type that would love to have any sort of -nice- physical contact, but wouldn't know how to react to it.
>>25868687Ah, then that's my bad. I still haven't caught up on reading the previous thread. Missed it because of work.
>>25868609If you are an Idol why do you act like Ruri's assistant?It is surprising that you are an idol though, aren't they all bubbly and make sparkles when they wink?And not... Well not someone who looks a bit too much like I used to and scared of any noise louder than a whisper
>>25868698Does Chiaki remember who Moemura was?Also, about Noriko being an idol. Now that I think about it, she's like Yukiho, except with a horrible disregard for personal hygiene. It's possible she isn't bluffing.
>>25868609Give her the headpats.
>>25868641>>25868663>>25868665>>25868676>>25868698Ouf course she`s n idol. She also appears on camera. Just not the same kind as Ruri.
>>25868609[x] I haven't seen you do any idol things. What does Ruri have you do? Sing? Dance? REview things?
>>25868621>>25868653>>25868734[x] NO HEADPATSStop being Headpat-Whores! Headpats are reserved for people in our inner circle not for everyone who comes along.
>>25868758I agree with this guy, we reduce the value of a headpat if we just give them out willynilly like this. She's a sad girl, but she's not part of those who have earned headpats.
>>25868758But its not the first time we're given them to her.
>>25868758Headpats are reserved for people who are cute or who we think needs them.I don't think anyone needs headpats more than Spaghetti-tan.
>>25868783Maybe so, but what if she starts to think we're pitying her?
>>25868789Um...I may be a little off here, but...Aren't we?The only descriptor that comes near to describing her as well as "awkward" is "pitiful", but neither comes close to both as "pitifully awkward".
>>25868799Well, people are trying to be nice to her and make her feel comfortable, but if it becomes interpreted as being nothing more than pity then that might make her averse to being close to Chiaki. That's my reasoning at least.
Watamote & Madoka Movie 3?It's more likely than you think.....http://sgcafe.com/2013/07/trailer-madoka-magica-movie-released-claris-kalafina-sing-movies-theme-songs/
>>25868799Please tell me that you are socially aware enough to know that most people don`t want to pitied or treated with pity in the first place.It will also not come off as sympathy but dickishness.
>>25868819Are the first two movies availible already with subs or still not?
>>25868819so in the preview of it, she shoots herself in the head, so the fuck?
>>25868839She got tired of all the bullshit and failing constantly.Though we never see her pulling the trigger. Maybe just a gesture.
>>25868862What's the matter kid, don't you like healing? Why? Don't I make ya cry, aren't we fuckin' sad?You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna be checking up on you and your muma. And if you don't have a reason why you hate healing, I'm gonna kill your whole fuckin' family.
>>25868862>>25868892There is no happy ending. Homura sacrificed everything to save someone.That someone then told her to get back to her life before erasing herself.In the end... Homura is all alone
>>25868892>>25868922YOU'RE GETTING HEALED WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT
>>25868626 >>25868631 >>25868641 >>25868665Being the current object of affection for an insane eldritchian goddess with a fetish of hand-fucking your chest until she can rip out your heart with her claws, not many things shock you, now. Well, besides gradually finding out just what kind of phenomenon Midori's made with her...manga about you, and Kharn's adventures. Still, just a few.But finding out that Deepthroat is an idol...well, it's pretty up there. Considering that the group of girls now watching Ruri instruct Sayaka on how to dip without showing too much cleavage is some of the most...well, well-put-together girls you've seen. They're pretty, they can hold a note, they can dance, they can probably chew gum and talk at the same time. They don't stutter, they aren't as sweaty, and they probably give their hair a good washing once every day. Possibly.But Deepthroat...? It's...well. It's like finding out that Sayaka actually has a crush on you, or something. Despite this, you seem to manage hiding your shock enough that she just takes the gormless look you must have right now as confusion. "A-ah, you're...you're probably wondering why I...I'm not up there with Ruri-sama dancing, huh?"You nod, and it's here that you get a stilted primer on the myriad of idols currently circulating Japan's music and entertainment industry. There's of course the super-popular idols that you see and hear about, like Kirishima Ruri and Minase Iori, who use their skills in singing and dancing to garner fans and make money. Then there are the face idols, who are marketed strictly for their looks. Fashion idols, girls who look good no matter what they wear. Cosplay idols, who make every otaku's wet dream come true. JAV idols, hobby idols, mascot idols...there's an entire rainbow of idols.[1/2]
>>25868952And then there's Deepthroat. "I'm...I'm an M idol," Noriko takes out a calling card from her skirt pocket. ...Amazingly, it's not crumpled or damp or ripped. It has her entire name, Karasawa Noriko, printed neatly in a delicate off-white square, tastefully thick. It's even got a watermark. "M idols are...um, basically, it's kind of like acting in front...o-of a whole crowd. People pay to see me and...w-well, bully me, kind of. Just...shout at me, to get their stress levels down. Sometimes...sometimes they throw stuff."...What? So she's an idol people pay to abuse?"Some...something like that." It's here that she looks up at you, and her dark-ringed eyes widen. "N-no, nothing violent...! They don't hit me, o-or anything. Just...makes me a way to vent f-frustration. I...I apologize to them so they feel like whoever made them angry in the first place is apologizing to them, and they feel better about it..."Wow. That's...wow. You didn't even know something like that could exist, much less be something that people actually pay for. ...Does she have a lot of fans?Noriko, for the first time, seems to smile brightly at this. "Y-yes! It's...it's a small group, but I have...I have two thousand fans following me. Some of them are...are actually businessmen and salarymen, w-who probably get shouted at a lot by their bosses, or something..." She giggles soundlessly. "N-not to toot my own trombone - I let my fans do that, t-tee hee - but I'm...I'm the second best M idol there is."...Well. Good for her.How do you react?Are there any S idols?Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?Ask about something else.
>>25868954>[x]Are there any S idols?It calls to me...And >[x]Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?Nothing wrong with aspirations.
>>25868954>[X]Are there any S idols?This..must be asked. You know, so we have a reserve career to fall back on. And I wonder who the best M one is.
>>25868954[x] "Who's the best?"and then[x] Are there any S idols?inb4 "You."
>>25868954[x]Ask about something else."Did Rumi hire you for your M idol skills? Or is there another reason?"
>>25868952>>25868954so she actually is famous in some circles, good to know.store it in the back of the mind.
>>25868954>M idolWow, this sounds so... fetish like.Err...>[x]Ask about something else."How long have you been with Ruri?"
>>25868969this>inb4 "You."Chiaki is more of an S than anything
>>25868971Are you on dial-up?
>>25868954>>[x]Ask about something else.>"How long have you worked with Ruri?"Enough playing around. Let's see if we can get a timeline going on for that incident between Ruri and the Rabbits, I guess.
>>25868954>"N-not to toot my own trombone - I let my fans do that, t-tee hee"Goddamnit Decu, warn us before you pull something like that, now I have to pick up my sides...>[x]Are there any S idols?
>>25868954[X] Don't you want to be a normal idol? Being yelled at all the time can't be funAre there any S idols?So... Who is the number one M idol anyway?
>>25869004This universe's version of Moemura.
>>25868977Yes, I was implying that Chiaki is an S Idol, without even knowing it.
>>25868954>[x]Are there any S idols?We are on the way to become one, anyway, so better be prepared.
>>25869010>someone aspires to be golf-clubbed
>>25869023Don't you want to bully Moemura?I want to bully Moemura
>>25868954>Are there any S idols?>Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?These two. Being an M idol can't be good for your long term mental state.Also>S idolsThey call them 'dominatrixes'.
>>25868954>[x]Are there any S idols?I'm surprised more people haven't cough the reference Decu just threw at us...
>>25868954>"M idols are...um, basically, it's kind of like acting in front...o-of a whole crowd. People pay to see me and...w-well, bully me, kind of. Just...shout at me, to get their stress levels down. Sometimes...sometimes they throw stuff.">...What? So she's an idol people pay to abuse?PENISPENIS NOPENIS PLSGO DOWN PENISTHIS IS NOTHING TO REACT TOPENIS PLS STAHP
>>25869047the whole 'toot my own trombone" line
>>25869033In that regard Spaghetti-tan is the only one for me. Moemura has timestops and is proficient in dishing out blunt damage yo.
>>25869033I want to bully her with Descartes.
>>25868954>[x]Are there any S idols?I have to know. If this doesn't win I'll just ask Decu in the post thread Q&A.
>>25868954>>[x]Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?>>[X]Ask about something else.So... Who is the number one M idol anyway?
>>25869077Well lucky for you it looks like its going to win. Its probably going to be the last thing we can ask spaghetti-chan for a while
>>25869051Huh?Why does she need her fans to play her trombone for her? Is she taking advantage of her fans to get free lessons? Thats not very professional of her at all.
>>25869095I do wonder. I mean I can't think of any anime character more pathetic.
>>25869108No anon. They play it better than she can, and rub it in her face because she's an M idol and that's what she's for, see?
>Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?Too harsh. Aren't Idols supposed to be stainless litte misses perfect?You know, like the thing with the boyfriends poor Aya HiranoM Idol isn't exactly a good job history. It's like expecting a prostitute to become a president
>>25869108She obviously has shallow lungs. That's why her voice and laughter are so shallow; her fans, then, play the trombone for her because she enjoys the music but can't build up enough breath to actually play herself.I bet she secretly has a one-sided musician's crush on Kamijou.
>>25869123She'd make a good scapegoat for warcrimes and corruption scandals, though.
>>25869127>>25869120Usually when I say something like that, people tell me I'm an idiot and that it was actually sex related all along and I was the only one who didn't get it.I don't know what to believe anymore.
>>25869108Her fans 'toot' her 'trombone'.Which is actually kinda bad for you, blowing air in there can lead to an air embolism. Japan has no respect for the health of its idols.
Okay.So,The Tojo group comes to Noriko and says: Ey gurl, help us get Miss Ruri to our group. It'll be good for the both of you. We're:possibility1: gonna make you both proper idolspossibility2: gonna make you both M idols
>>25869152Possibility three: make Ruri an M idol, and you her S idol owner.
>>25869149>blowing air in there can lead to an air embolism>trombone embolismYou clearly have no idea how brass instruments work.
>>25869152I don't see what Noriko gets out of that.
>>25869161Maybe he's Popeye.
>>25869161> Trombone vs. "trombone"
>>25869163Recognition she deserves/revenge.
>>25869163Either status or revenge
Sooo many people who don't know the reference...Decu, your audience evidently are not as well learned as you are in regards to terrible quests...
>>25869172>>25869176She seems happy enough though. In her own awkward, sweaty way.
>>25869172I may be off base on this, but...I think she likes her job. I think she feels like she helps people more than the other idols and gets a lot of job satisfaction out of that. She is obviously proud of how well she does at her job, or else she wouldn't have mentioned being the second most popular M Idol.
>>25869152um.....Well I doubt they are going to try to recruit Spaghetti-chan but there is one thing to remember. If Spaghetti-chan shows up and she is NOT sweaty, greasy, nervous, and her hair is not wet. That means we got a Callidus masquerading as spagetti-chan
>>25869182This is the only quest I follow.
>>25869182.... oh goddammit I just got that reference. Why must you remind me of things I tried so hard to forget?
For those of you who don't understandhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24872230/>>25869195I'm sorry
>>25869182EXPLAIN IT.EXPLAIN IT NOW.DON'T MAKE ME BUST OUT THE HEADLESS MAMI PICTURES. AND NOT THE FUNNY ONES EITHER.I'LL DO IT, DON'T THINK I WON'T!
>>25868727I'll bet Yukiho has a horrible disregard for personal hygiene too, like a real hikkiomori, just that it doesn't get shown in the anime.
When I hear trombone I think of thishttp://youtu.be/yCmTJVew_tYYes I realise it's spelt differently
>>25868952>It's...well. It's like finding out that Sayaka actually has a crush on you, or something.Relevant photoshop;http://meidokon.net/edit_tags.py?a2ba8082385a3528f8f893fcccbe7a23089397bd
>>25869213You're my kind of nigga
>>25868826I wonder if Chiaki is that socially aware, herself. Or if she might remember a feeling from being Moemura about the whole thing.
>>25869214Oh man. That would hurt like a bitch.
>>25869203I'm pretty sure that's a reference to something else.We need to go deeper.
>>25869214>>2586922810 meg animated gif shop of the Madoka Movie OP O_o
>>25868954[x]Are there any S idols? [x]Also, who's the number one M idol?
>>25869242>These are the questions that keep Chiaki up at night
>>25868998I don't actually get that joke.
>>25869042You and me both. Imagine getting to hire her as an assistant for the day.
>>25869250its literally the only half decent thing to come out of a fuck horrible quest.
>>25869247Those and :Just how much money is Midori making from her manga?What's the secret to Mami's pancakes?How do you do the tongue thing?
>>25869203Well, now that I get the reference, it's quite fitting in how horrifically awkward it is. My God.
>>25869267also i imagine the big one:what the fuck did we do to make pinky go full witch wants to kill us mode?
>>25869186I can actually see this too, honestly. I mean, part of being M isn't that you're easy to bully, it's usually that you're easy to bully and enjoy it.
>>25869282>Being bullied is a turn on for her>Thats why she's so sweaty and flustered all the time>Thus making it easier to bully herMuh gawd, its all making a perverse kind of sense now.
>>25868966 >>25868967 >>25868998 >>25869004 >>25869016Deepthroat nods. "T-there are S idols, y-yeah. It's...if you've got a certain look to you, it's usually where you get to start your career." She turns to glance at the idols. "L-like, Ruri-sama, she started being an S idol. Back then, she wore her hair long, with...with the hime cut." The sweaty girl traces a line on her forehead with a finger, just above her eyebrows. "D-down to here, so all you could see was her eyes glaring at you." Noriko smiles here, if a bit sadly. "She was...the best, for a while. Didn't like it very much, so she changed her image to look more friendly."Ah. That's the twintails, probably.The girl nods. "Y-yeah. Uh...let's see...ah, see the idol over there, just behind Ruri-sama, with the red hair and blue eyes?"The one with the look like she's about to tell you to grind your face into the mud while she grinds the spiked heel of her shoe into the base of your spine?"Y-yeah. That's Mappi-sama. She's the best S idol in the market today. In the same...production company as Ruri-sama. They're sort of rivals, or...or at least Mappi-sama likes to think so." Noriko leans closer to you, as if to share a personal secret. You catch the whiff of mayo in her breath. "...Ruri-sama thinks s-she's stupid, h-hahaha..."Idol rivalry. Not the first time you've heard of it."It's...it's prett common." Noriko doesn't seem to be leaning away. In fact, it's as if she's getting comfortable, sticking so close to you like this. "D-did you know Miss Iori was...a-also an S idol? She also got...the t-top spot, for a bit."Well. You didn't know that. ...Suppose that's how Ruri and Iori got into speaking terms, or at least you think.[1/2]
>>25869287She's a perpetual lewd engine.
>>25869296"Y-you could probably be a good one if...if you tried, Miss Matsuda," Deepthroat murmurs, now smiling as she leans her head on your shoulder, uncomfortably close. "...You've...you've got the same kind of stare that Ruri-sama had when she would go Super S. The stare that'd make...a-anyone grovel and eat dirt just to lick your boots..."...That's...that's good to know? Probably?You try to edge away from the girl, but she's not having it. Arms curling around your own.Clearing your throat, you try to distract her with a few more questions. Did...did she ever want to be just a normal idol, then? Not an... M idol?"I..." Deepthroat blinks at this, before nodding. "I...I probably did? B-but I don't think I can handle...something like that." She smiles a drippy, pathetic smile. "I-it's hard enough t-to...go on M shows and speak to an audience. Dancing a-and singing..." She shakes her head. "C-can't. Can't do that."Ah. Well. If she's happy where she is, then...then maybe that's enough.You hear a few giggles and stifled laughter aimed at your back. Most probably, the peanut gallery that is the idols have seen this little scene, and are making fun. Well, too bad. You're...you're not even hearing them.It's when you start contemplating about stopping time to escape when the attendant, red-faced and sweating through his work clothes, comes up to deliver the packed sandwich lunch you'd asked him for. ...It's one of those foot-long sandwiches, with vegetables and cheese and cold cuts. Subway, apparently. "H-here you go...! Miss Matsuda...! I...I ran all the way here!" The attendant wheezes at you, thrusting the packed sandwiches and the receipt into your hands. You allow him to stagger off and collapse somewhere else, and you give the sandwiches to Deepthroat, whose eyes go wide again.[2/3]
>>25869302"A...a footlong?" She finally relinqishes her grasp on you to examine the rolled-up sandwiches. "A-ah. T-thanks, but...I...I can't finish all of this at once..."She can save the rest for later. Or give half to Ruri."Ruri-sama doesn't eat a whole lot..." Noriko shakes her head. "She doesn't eat bread, either. Empty carbs." She gives you the wrapped half of the sandwich. "H-here. Um. Miss Sayaka looks hungry, a-anyway. Or...or maybe her boyfriend?"Boyfriend? Who?...Does she mean Kyosuke?Deepthroat blinks. "Who...who else?"How do you react?
>>25869305STONE COLD FACENO REACTION AT ALLDONOTREACT
>>25869305"Did she say that or Kyosuke."When shes done explaining, sigh and just tell her simply."For both their sakes, never mention that again."
>>25869305Ask Spaghetti-tan what she knows about Kyouske and Sayaka
>>25869305[X] Explain in detail.
>>25869305[X] Boyfriend?! How DARE someone imply that Sayaka would ever be with anyone but Kyouko, and vice versa!
>>25869305>"A...a footlong? A-ah. T-thanks, but...I...I can't finish all of this at once..."Enjoy it, you won't see one in a long time.If you know what I mean.
>>25869305"Hahaha, no. Sayaka doesn't swing that way. At least not anymore."
>>25869305Kharn impersonation:Eeeeeh? Do they really look like a couple?Tell me more.
>>25869305"He isn't. She's already in a relationship." Cut the conversation there and go give Sayaka her sandwich.
>>25869305[x]Full social retard:She's a dyke, not his waifu.
>>25869305[x] "Not him. She seemed surprised to see him here. She's with someone else.Don't know what he thinks. Don't care."SAYAKA DON'T YOU DARE FUCK THINGS UP WITH KYOKOWE NEED HER USEFUL AND NOT A BLUBBERING MESS
>>25869305This>>25869314[x] "For both their sakes, never mention that again."
so i have this REALLY weird feeling with kyosuke walking back into sayaka's life only means that terrible shit is going to happen along with that.guys full fucking shadowrun time.also i'm still convinced ms Ruri is a magical girl that got replaced a few years ago from one of the old officios.
>>25869305[x]"That's impossible. She's already taken. By a good friend of mine."
>>25869320>>25869325>>25869331>>25869335She hears gossip and probably works with Kyosuke closely regarding Ruri.Lets not feed her information she may inadvertently spill when talking.
>>25869305[x] Explainfurther.jpg.png.gif.doc.exe[x] "For both their sakes, never mention that again."
>>25869349so yeah lets just clamp up, let her half half, give half to sayaka as well.
Explain that Sayaka feels much the same way as DMX does about "fuckin' a man".http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
>>25869344>Kyosuke's the leak>Sayaka has to kill him>Kyousuke wasn't the leak ;_;
>>25869344Keep up buddy, Ruri is a magical android Calidus from the future, constructed with a Golden Weapon as her AI core.
>>25869314Voting for this
>>25869349Okay, switching my vote. Something like[X] Huh, is that how it looks? And then leaving to give Sayaka her sub.
>>25869305[x]"Huh? How do you figure? Have you even seen them talk?"
>>25869305[X] "Is that how it looks? She is already in a relationship, and it certainly isn't with Kyousuke."
>>25869379[x]This plus "Oh man, Sayaka you wouldn't believe what kind of crazy impossible fantasy rumour I just heard"
>>25869349Good point. Lets just say something neutral or act surprised.
>>25869393Why you do dis.
>>25869305"I'm certain I told Kyosuke to keep any personal matters separate from this job, and now he's her boyfriend, but Sayaka is Kyouko's girlfriend, so that means Sayaka goes both ways. So what will happen if Sayaka puts on the Warmaster cap? Weirdest 3 some ever."We need to have a talk with that boy again, he told us there wasn't an issue here, now we're told that he's her boyfriend? I sense a conflict of interests, if it comes down to protecting Sayaka or Ruri, we need to make sure he has his priorities straight or replace him.
>>25869305[x]Get out lighter and use it to scare her off. She's so greasy that she'd go up in a heartbeat if we lit her.
>>25869406Let's not jump to conclusions, let's see why Sweat-tan thinks this first. It could be an honest mistake, like her taking the weird air between them for something more.If she saw them making out in the hallway, THEN we can start kneecapping.
>>25869419>Kyousuke-kun. DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING LIKE S IDOL?
>>25869419She's proven to be surprisingly perceptive before, like the incident with the Yak's in the hallway.
>>25869419Who are you going to kneecap? I don't think it's even IC for Chiaki to give a damn, much less kneecapping bitches.
>>25869444She might be a little miffed if one of her only friends is getting cheated on by someone she half-hates.
Canvas has gotten too large to upload to /tg/ without resizing. Malal's costume is actually pretty complicated so it might take a while before I can add in Souji and Misaka to complete the Siberia arc cast.
>>25869438I believe that plan was all sayaka's.
>>25869444We kneecap Sayaka for fucking things up with our Aide.
>>25869302If you actually washed your hair, wiped your nose, and change your outfit, you might actually make a good SXE idol if you just set your mind to it. Hell even I can pull off a dress for a few minutes, any more and I can't promise there won't be blood.
>>25869468great work, keep it up.
>>25869468Can't wait for the final version.
>>25869468I'd do terrible terrible things to faust, if it weren't for the claws...actually, forget the claws, it would be worth it.
>>25869468I've appreciated the work you've put into it but this kind of multi-chara picture, especially a height chart, would be a shitload easier if you sketched everyone out before hand instead of doing them one at a time.
>>25869468Kharn is exactly the right height to rest her chest on Malal's head.Yes. This pleases me.
Posting something from the last thread>For some reason I can imagine Kyosuke getting approached by Nico/meguka!Bakura/meguka!Marik/or whoever made those cards and get told "Hey, I got this card that can make Sayaka realise her feelings for you she got buried deep down inside. She doesn't look like it but she has enough money for you to quit your job so you can go back to playing the violin AND you will be able to pay her back for sacrificing her humanity to fix your hand. All you need to do is help me kidnap Ruri"
>>25869492Hahaha, maybe! I'll admit I haven't actually given this much though so I'm kinda making it up as I go. Case in point, all the times I've changed my mind about a pose or the order. I'll try your suggestion after Malal's finished and see if it helps with drawing in Souji and Misaka.
>>25869267>What's the secret to Mami's pancakes?Golden spatula
>>25869521Nay.Liquid golden love
>>25869490It's weird. I don't find Madoka sexy at all, but there's something about Faust that does it for me.
>>25869525Dude, that's disgusting. Go back to /d/
>>25869530What is love
>>25869559Baby don't hurt me.
>>25869564don't hurt me
>>25869468Nuah my god! Its getting better and better!
>>25869267>>25869521>>25869525>What's the secret to Mami's pancakes?Golden Hair.
As a S-idol, do you think Lori sat on anyone's face?
>>25869564>>25869565>>25869571>>25869573>Baby don't hurt me.>don't hurt me>Because Kyouko.>No moreSomehow adding "Because Kyouko" makes it perfect. I have no idea why I laughed so hard about this.
>>25869564>>25869565>>25869571>>25869573How is it that we can pull this off but not the Deculture summon?
>>25869638I have no idea
>>25869649Pressure to get it right makes us defeat ourselves.
>>25869649We need additional Idols to do that summoning Dance. at the moment, i think we have none in our harem/party/group/whatever
>>25869640You're a strange one anon.
>>25869296>"D-did you know Miss Iori was...a-also an S idol? She also got...the t-top spot, for a bit."I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS. What!?
>>25869673They don't need to get it without interruptions, they just need to get it in the right order and not fuck up the words.
>>25869678PEOPLE CAN ACTNEWS AT 11
>>25869678Wore a cape, waved a wand and went about calling her fans 'dogs'.
>>25869691So, nothing changed from when we met her?
>>25869678Remember how bossy she was on the first assignment? Imagine that turned up by actually trying to be bossy on purpose
>>25869314 >>25869318 >>25869354 >>25869391"Er...w-well, um, back at the Hotel, just before we left..." Deepthroat twiddles her thumbs, here. "W-when I went to change the camera's batteries?"Yes. You went for a brief bathroom break on your own, then."I saw Miss Sayaka go out and grab the arm of that guard guy, f-from earlier." She looks up at you, eyes wide, and you see her swallow nervously. "Dragged him behind a wall a-and...I didn't catch what they were saying, they were whispering and stuff...b-but I did hear Miss Sayaka cry a bit.". . .Huh. That's...yeah. That's good to know.You turn slightly to catch Sayaka at the corner of your vision. She seems to be having fun in the dance number. In fact, it seems that she's got the dance down pat, and the idols are the ones trying to keep up with her. Not that they have a chance, anyway, seeing as Eversors are trained to have excellent coordination and muscle memory.Now, it's to say here that you're not one to...butt in on other people's business, as it is. You absolutely despise anyone else getting their business all up in yours. But...well. The prospect of there being trouble in the paradise that is Kyoko and Sayaka's relationship? It's not something you want to happen. Sure, you want Blueberry to die a horrible nasty death, but most of the time the only thing stopping you is not wishing that kind of grief on Kyoko.Still...this could just be a misunderstanding. Noriko didn't hear anything...concrete, did she? "N-no," Noriko shakes her head. "Nothing like that, Miss Matsuda. I...I guess I just jumped into conclusions like that, huh? I'm...I'm sorry." She lowers her head. "I should...I should just kill myself, huh?"What? What's she...no. No, she shouldn't. That's fine. She should just...keep it to herself, for now. And she should start eating her sandwich before it goes bad."O-okay. I'll do that, Miss Matsuda."...You kind of understand why people would pay money to bully someone like her.[1/2]
>>25869714You make to leave, before something catches at your memory. A question you've been meaning to ask.Does Noriko know anything about that fan that died two years ago, in Santa Destroy?"Huh? O-oh. That." It's here that Noriko seems to close up, a bit. "T-that...w-well, there's a lot of crazy people in...in Santa Destroy, Miss Matsuda. I...I was still training to be an M idol here when that happened." She shakes her head. "E-even the magical girls there are crazy...b-besides, they did already identify the body, right?"...Right. Well. You'll leave her to her lunch. You stand up and stuff the half sandwich into your inventory."T-thank you, Miss Matsuda."What do you do, now?Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.Wait for the rehearsal to finish to talk to Sayaka.Other.
>>25869691And dyed her hair pink?
>>25869718>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.Work ain't gonna do Itself, right?God, where's the damn back-up
>>25869678http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Giz8fefisyg I'm imagining this, except maybe with a theme other than cats. Bears?
>>25869718>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.
>>25869718Before we walk away, get her phone #.Then while we wander around looking for sniper spots, check our locked phone messages.
>>25869718>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.we should talk to Sayaka about this but we need to make sure everything is safe.
>>25869718>[x]Wait for the rehearsal to finish to talk to Sayaka.>[x]While waiting, Radio Kyosuke for a report on the possible sniping positions.This way we'll at least get some info on the possible spots. We can do our walkabout later.We still need to pass Sayaka her lunch.
>>25869718>[X]OtherAsk Noriko where her concerts normally are. Like, is being an M Idol a public affair with ticket sales and shit? Then,>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.
>>25869751We're only asking out of idle curiousity, of course, no other reason.
>>25869718>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.>[x]Wait for the rehearsal to finish to talk to Sayaka.>>25869730I think they'll be coming along with our Callidus, which would be tonight.Also, finally made it!
>>25869718[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.Check diary app and messages while doing so.
>>25869718>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.And possible snipers that may have already claimed them.
>>25869718>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.Standing around waiting for them to finish is a waste of time. May as well do something productive.
>>25869718>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.We locate the best possible sniping spot, and then we look around for another good spot, which has a good view of that spot and the stage. *That* is where we get set up - we're good enough that we can still cover the stage from a slightly less advantageous position, and we'll be able to counter-snipe anyone who sets up in the obvious position.
>>25869762Of course. She seems like a nice enough girl, and it's only polite to inquire about her job since she seems to enjoy it so much.We certainly aren't going to drag Midori along and use Noriko as inspiration for a new character in Murder Mayumi x Miracle Midori.
>>25869718>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.Well lets go and do our job. Wait, how long do we have to travel to get to the stadium?
We need to get a headset for Sayaka as well.>>25869718>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.And pass the sandwich half to Noriko for her to pass to Sayaka when the rehearsal is over.
>>25869718[x] Get Noriko's cellphone number. Just in case. Then,[x] Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.QB said the backup was arriving later to tonight, may as well learn where they'll be.
>>25869795All of zero seconds. What with being in it.
>>25869718[X] check the stadium[X] take blackmail / Kyouko gift photos with our phone
>>25869802>You and Sayaka accompanied Ruri to the Mitakihara Community Center Pool, the entire facility seemingly having been reserved for just this shoot. Anyway, perhaps we should change into magical girl costume.Unless we want to run around in a swimsuit.
>>25869821That was skipped. Read the damn thread.
>>25869821Chiaki refused to wear the swimsuit, regardless.
>>25869821Murderface is always in-uniform. She never wears anything else.The fact that it looks a bit like a schoolgirl outfit helps avoid suspicion.Transforming out of uniform results in either underwear or nudity.
>>25869821>Skim reading the quest.You are worst namefag.
[X] Can we get Kyouko on the phone while checking for snipers phone? Not that I'm worried about Midori being set on fire or anything like that.
>>25869862[x] seconding. We can walk and talk.
>>25869862Kyouko isn't Sayaka.
>>25869883Kyouko once set us on fire as a distraction.
>>25869883Precisely. Sayaka doesn't have a history of setting people on fire as a distraction. Kyouko does.
So, ya think Spaghetti-tan has warmed up to us?
>>25869890WE probably deserved it.Kyouko is probably giving Midori ideas for her next chapter of MM x MM... maybe we should give them a call.
>>25869908>+50 Spaghetti PointsWheres the redemption point
>>25869906She's probably hilariously bitter about it too."Set someone on fire once -just once!- and they never let you live it down."
>>25869908Yes. She was gossiping with us like a normal girl.
>>25869919Remember we also got -50 Midori points-50 Yuma points as well
I'm still waiting for Kyoko flashback 2: Electric boogaloo, where we find out just how the fire thing happened.
>>25869930Shit, that sounds kind of weird for Murderface. We need her as a drinking buddy.
>>25869943Yuma will be a problem, but luckily we have a billion more Midori points to spare. Not that we should throw them away or anything.
>>25869948>turn up at one of her 'concerts'>grab her by her collar, pour cheap booze down her throat>"You're my friend now, Noriko.">walk out
>>25869943I KNOW.I need to vote against ideas more often.
>>25869943Considering that Midori points are probably maxed out and we smoothed out that situation immediately, that's probably not a cause for concern.The Yuma points, however, are worrying.
>>25869943I forget, where did we get the -50 Midori points? I remember one time we seriously pissed her off before the witch thing in Siberia, but that was before the points were a thing.
>>25869821Jesus Christ, really?
>>25869972Telling her we got Mami to redo our hairstyle instead of having Midori do it.Who had SPECIFICALLY called dibs.
>>25869968if Yuma knew what Midori did to Kharn, she would have +200 Yuma points instantly.
>>25869972We denied her a Chiaki haircut
>>25869967I spend so much energy voting against huehuehue options that I sometimes let social gaffes slip through the cracks.
>>25869965Hey! We can't just do that without paying extra to bully her.
>>25869968Yuma just needs head pats. She fucking loves us. We just need to spend time drinking with her.
>>25869980Yeah, but that's Yuma towards Midori. Wonder if Yuma is still a fan of MMxMM...
>>25869991Sure we can. And refusing to pay would make her feel extra bullied! And be extra S pleasure for us.And it was just a convincing act, she finds the money in an envelope in her locker afterwards
>>25870003Can't feel a headpat through a helmet.
>>25869982To be fair, social gaffes to some extent fit with Chiaki's personality. Sure, she's getting better and making a concerted effort, but she's still Murderface. Social things just aren't her strong point.
>>25869978>>25869981On the brightside, that whole slip-up was smoothed out pretty nicely so, once again, it's probably a moot point by now. Just a lesson learned now.
>>25870012That's where the hat comes in
>>25870006Jerk with a heart of gold.
>>25870009You obviously have never hat a proper head pat while you are wearing a helmet then
>>25870012Can we not rely on something that has a Chaos God in it? The Golden Weapons are bad enough as it is, except perhaps the Gauntlets.>>25870003Where did you get the second sentence?
>>25870009I seem to have mistaken Yuma for misaka. I''m fucking horrible with names.
>>25870023Not too worried about Midori's situation. Since we even have her staying with us, now.More concerned about how to heal up Yuma situation without being too meta about her MMxMM fangirlis-..........I wonder if shes watching the broadcast.I expect her to be cursing at Chiaki's totally unconvincing and terrible portrayal of Muder Mayumi. Perhaps that might be a possible path to getting to know her better.
>>25870034I drive.I don't ride Self-Murder Machines on two wheels.
>>25870044>I expect her to be cursing at Chiaki's totally unconvincing and terrible portrayal of Muder Mayumi.This is the best
>>25870044If she is she'll be lurking at the back of the room, pretending she's just there because she's bored. Got to keep up her image.But little do the other girls know she's turned off her vox and is squealing like the best of fangirls underneath her helmet.
>>25870039I think you meant to quote >>25870024 there. I'm >>25870012, and I totally agree with not using the Warpmaster Hat for social situations, outside of fucking with Sayaka more just cause it's hilarious.
>>25870044The idea of Yuma cursing out Chiaki because of her terrible portrayal of, well, herself is an incredibly amusing idea."Warmaster, you didn't even get the hairstyle right! You are the worst Murder Mayumi cosplayer ever!"
>>25870039Chaos Shmaos.The hat works.
>>25870087-50 Yuma points.
>>25870095Dammit anon.Stop rustling mah jimmies.
>>25870090it works on lust, that's kinda it.
>>25870074Head's a little screwed up, you're correct.>>25870087I fail to see just where exactly this about Yuma liking Chiaki came from. Was it from the MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS threads? (Which I have yet to read)>>25870090Refer to: >>25870103We are not Kharn, that much we told Yuma.
>>25870087>>25870095We can just tell Midori to give Murder Mayumi a haircut next volume, regaining points is worth the extra incriminating evidence!
>>25870103Exactly. Chiaki can't be bad at social situations if the hat prevents them from ever happening the first place.
>>25870111>I fail to see just where exactly this about Yuma liking Chiaki came from.Larn, you are drunk.
>>25870111Yuma never liked Chiaki. She was scared of her during Maximum Christmas. And then she disliked us for letting Kharn off easy with a "happy end" when she got Malal killed, which Yuma is bitter about. And then anon made things even worse by trying to invite her to the housewarming party when she was already in a foul mood. We're her unfavorite person right now.
>>25870112We actually have the opposite problem, I think Murder Mayumi had short hair.
>>25870112Phone Midori this evening; "So, have you considered giving Mayumi a ponytail in the next release?"
I have no idea whats going on, so could I please get a link to the archive of previous threads (if it even exists)?
>>25870129Nothing a small timeskip can't fix!
>>25870128> when she got Malal killedI read the ebook collection of the archives last week to get up to speed and I still have no idea when/how that happened
>>25870128I'm pretty sure Kharn is her unfavourite. We're just a close second.>>25870130>"Hey Midori, you know that haircut I promised you could give me then let Mami do? How about you work that into your self-insert porn work as a constant reminder that your totally-not-girlfriend bailed on a promise in favour of a coworker you're most likely already jealous of?"
>>25870140http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Questhttp://magicalgirlnoir.com/there's a recap thread which covers the first 80ish threads.
>>25870122That's what happens when one dozes off only to wake up abruptly. >>25870128>>25870155Lovely. The only remaining Culexus in the 10th Officio and she hates us, need to fucking rectify that.
>>25870140Don't you know about sup/tg/?http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Magical+Girl+Noir+Quest
>>25870129>>25870145Or a short foray into a witch's barrier.It's so crazy, NO ONE will believe it or even see it coming.Like if there was a reallife MIB. Hiding in plain site due to the existance of the MIB franchise.
>>25870044>>25870060>>25870071>>25870087Guys! GUYS! You are not aware of the Implications in the long run! >We look "surprisingly resemblant" of MurderMayumi.>Show up in a webcast looking like that>A show that is very popular with real Magical Girls.>Walk around with a Girl looking "surprisngly alike" MiracleMidori>People and Megucas alike will start to tell us that we are ripping of MMxMM
>>25870151When Walpurgisnacht attacked, and Kharn Witched out.Forcing Kharn back from being a Witch killed Malal and the all of the Culexus in the Ninth except for Yuma.
>>25870151Malal's death hasn't been covered yet, but it has been heavily implied that Kharn was at fault. Yuma's attitude towards Kharn lends this theory some weight.
Fuck, so many replies. Thanks all!
>>25870172...This is not good.People are going to die when them hambeast start pulling this shit.
>>25870163>10th Officio Definitely drunk, it's the 9th. Damn me.
>>25870172>they tell us we're ripping off MMxMM>we rip their face off.simple solutions.
>>25870172>"And that green haired girl always hanging around her, I hear the Warmaster even CALLS her Midori all the time. I know it's a great series and all, but isn't that just taking it a bit too far for some weird office fantasy? And forcing the poor girl to be her Aide too!"
>>25870187Nein. We shoot their face off. Vindicare, remember?
>>25870179Souji mentioned it wasn't the first time he went into a barrier to.I suspect she used herself and the rest of her command sans Yuma as batteries to revert Kharn back from witching out.Batteries that expired.
>>25870187>We rip of their face>"MurderMayumi would have been way more ruthless, stop copying her Character so badly!"
>>25870179>"...No apology necessary." He says. "If...you're going to ask about Mirai, I...there's no way to turn a Witch back into a Magical Girl. That said, we're not sure how Kharn managed it. The first time is a complete mystery. The second, well...it took me, Murderface, and fifteen Culexus to do it.">"It worked in the end, but...well, here we are. It's the reason why there's only one Culexus left back in Mitakihara."Well, it looks like it was the second witching that did it. And we were there apparently.
>>25870044Wait. Miracle Midori is Yuma's waifu, right? She had a dakimakura of her, if I remember correctly. What if she holds misgivings towards Murder Mayumi (and by extension, us) because of that?
>>25870194I have a feeling that all the Ninth is too busy squeeing and imagining themselves in Midori's place to be disgruntled about that.
>>25870213...She hasn't med Midori yet, has she?Cause now I want to introduce them.
>>25870213Oh, oil to the fire. Good, good. The sooner we reach the bottom, the sooner we can start climbing back up.Or digging.
>>25870212I'm still hoping the Diary App will clarify that.>>25870187>>25870196Nyet, we're Warmaster Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda. Remodeling people's faces with a .50 AE is reserved for those who truly piss us off.
>>25870244Speaking of that app. Does anyone remember all the words we have used so far?
So I know Culexus are rare, but can't Coobster find even one?
>>25870244So you're suggesting having a minion tear off their face for us?
>>25870254Nope, luck of the draw.
>>25870254C^3 a shit is why.
>>25870249I remember REMOV was rejected. All I can remember are KHARN, FAUST, and err.... AFOOL
>>25870254They're rare because something like 1% or less of wishes produce one. It's like winning one of those Japanese prize lotteries; losing even one of the Officio's Culexus would be a massive fucking blow, let alone all but one.
Oh yeah I just remembered something. In the last thread someone brought up an idea in the Q&A that we could have someone monitor people on important assignments, check in with them and us every once in a while and relay messages so we don't have to call everyone ourselves to make sure they aren't dead. Why don't we have Kumatora do that?
>>25869730 >>25869738 >>25869742 >>25869744You decide to scope out the stadium on your own, for a while. You leave Deepthroat Sayaka's half of the sandwich, asking her to give it to the Eversor as soon as she can take a break. You also ask her for her number, and if you could get the schedule for her M shows."H-huh? You're...you're interested in those?" Deepthroat blinks up at you, cheeks crimsoning. "U-uh, I...I didn't think you'd be into that too, M-Miss Matsuda, but..." She looks down at her lap for a moment, before nodding. "I-if you'll give me your number, I'll...I'll send you the schedule. I have a few gigs next week, so..."You gave her your number, and she did send you a schedule of her M shows indeed. You save the message and her number, and walk off - but not after meeting Sayaka's eyes and nodding. She merely frowns at you, before jerking her head to the side, signaling you to get lost.Fine, maybe you will. It'd do you good to stretch your legs, get some actual work done.The stadium is huge. Just exploring it takes some considerable legwork. But you're not going to be doing a penetration test of the place - you're just looking for the choice sniping spots, places in the stadium where someone with a rifle could conceivably land a shot at a target of his own choosing. Pinpointing them would give you an idea of where to put the squad of Vindicares QB's going to give you. At the very least, you'd have enough overlapping eyes to warn you in advance if they find anything amiss.It's in your journey to find these vantage points that you decide on giving Kyoko a call. Not to micromanage or anything, but just to check upon her, see how she's doing with Midori.You pull out your smartphone and hold it up to your ear as you climb up some rather steep steps. Kyoko picks up after the second ring, and she's...well, energetic as always. "Yo! Hey, Murderface, what's up? Hahaha, having fun with your harem of idols or what?"How do you respond?
>>25870249Here's what I remember:AkemiBuenoFaustKharn"Afool"I think there were two more that were used.
>>25870268We also had Malal.
>>25870275This is a really good idea. I approve.
>>25870254Depends on the wish the girl makes. A specific sort of wish is what makes Culexus, so that needs a specific sort of girl.I'm sure he's looked. The timeline isn't clear yet, but we arrived two years ago, Christmas happened, then Walpurgis and Kharn got exiled as a result. So maybe around 6 months to a year since then. And he hasn't found a new one in that time.
>>25870275Isn't that kind of what Kyubey already does?
>>25870268Was WENDY tested?I'm not sure
>>25870244Last time we were trying to ditch that horrible nickname Kharn gave us.
>>25870278"No, Sayaka's keeping an eye on Ruri for me. How're things on your end?"
>>25870275Mami falls into that role about now as secretary.We could get someone but I'm not sure if Kumatora will want that sort of position or if shes even suited for that role.
>>25870286Yeah, Wendy was tested. We got a note from Malal saying that we used to be friends. >>25870278"Define 'fun'. Does wanting to shoot the principal constitute fun? Because then I'm having a lot of pent up fun."
>>25870232>dig down to hell>"Cozy.">>25870279[x] "Did you know there's such a thing as M Idols?"Regale her with tales of the Deepthroat Experience. DO NOT MENTION SAYAKA'S NO-BOYFRIEND.
>>25870278"It has reinforced my conviction that Idols are terrible people. And that the general public has weird fetishes I wish I'd rather not know about."
>>25870278[x]"This is the opposite of fun and I shouldn't have taken this assignment. How are things on your end? Midori better not be on fire."
>>25870278>[X] They're annoying as always. Anyway, you haven't set my aide on fire, have you? Did you find anything about the missing girl?
>>25870278"Is anything on fire, yet?"Ask about her progress and how Midori is doing.Also tell her that Sayaka could do with some cheering up tonight. NO DETAILS but the headsup should do some good.
>>25870278[X] "I have no interest in that. I trust the assignment is going well?"let's not mention Kyosuke before having a chance to talk to Sayaka about it.
>>25870278[x] "I'm afraid most of them hate me...or at least don't like me very much. How are things going on your end?"
>>25870278[x] "I hate this place. Worst assignment ever. Help!"
>>25870283>>25870299Neither of those two check in frequently enough. I mean someone who has that as their main job, not something they do if they have a spare 5 minutes once in a blue moon.
>>25870256Not unless it's warranted, no.>>25870291Unfortunately, we're stuck with it for better or for worse.>>25870278>[X] "Sayaka's a little bummed out from meeting her favourite Idol, turns out she wasn't all that she's cracked up to be."
>>25870278[x]"Is it too late to trade assignments with me? I'll pay fare and everything."Also make sure Midori's not on fire.
>>25870278>[x]"I got Sayaka to keep me in line"Find out how she's doing, and I wonder if we should offload that piece of information we have about the concert originally being scheduled to be in the mall but was moved to the stadium.
>>25870278"Are you watching the stream?"
>>25870339>>25870339Oh god, this. This is important.
>>25870355>>25870339Probably not, if shes doing her job, properly.
>>25870278"Is there anyone in Mitakihara who has NOT watched that stream?"
>>25870339If Midori's watching the stream, I'm not sure if she's going to be amazed or horrified. Probably the latter, if Chiaki gets a following then Midori's secret identify could be busted wide open if she's not careful.
>>25870278[x] "As if the entire Officio watching me isn't enough. Have you set Midori on fire yet? Oh, and word of warning; the Tojo Group yaks have gotten cozy with the 10th Officio. If you have to tangle with any one of them, be careful of Magical Girl backup."
>>25870362I am so glad I am not the only person on this board who has watched I, Claudius.
>>25870381[X] Also this.Dammit, anon. Stop coming with better and better replies. You're making me look even more indecisive than normal.
>>25870362>>25870390God Bless Brian Blessed
>>25870278Seconding this answer:>[x] "As if the entire Officio watching me isn't enough. Have you set Midori on fire yet? Oh, and word of warning; the Tojo Group yaks have gotten cozy with the 10th Officio. If you have to tangle with any one of them, be careful of Magical Girl backup."
>>25870278Well somewhat, I think your girlfriend might be finding a new career path opening up to her thoughSnap a few photos of Sayaka in idolwear and send them overJust checking up to make sure you haven't set anything.. Or anyone on fire yetAnd to see how Midori is handling her first real assignment for the 9th
>>25870432Better find out whether she's in a situation where being distracted by Sayakabs isn't a safety hazard first.
>>25870438Well from how quickly she answered and her tone I think she would be safe enough to look at Sayakabs without causing too much danger to herself and/or everything in a 5 mile radius
Did we actually run out of things to talk about for once?
>>25870620>You've got Mami, that's enough for you.NOT FOR LONG
>>25870620Kumatora - harem member? Or not?Discuss
>>25870637Every girl is our harem member.
>>25870620I think we are actually unable to find something to argue about so yesAlso this is Kyouko time so everyone is happy
>>25870620Tewis running everywhere.Have to catch them for moon internets to run.Catch them,pound them in the motar,Bake them on the charcoal.With the pound of motar and crackle of coal, we keep Moon Internets running and decu online.
>>25870637Kumatora - Quick Travel System
>>25870310 >>25870312 >>25870339 >>25870362 >>25870381Fun? Well. Sure. If you can call stopping yourself from shooting your client in the face, then yes, you're having tons of fun....Wait. Does that mean she's watching the stream, too? And how's Midori? Has Kyoko set her on fire yet?"Hah! Oh, yeah, we are! Kyuubey lent me Kharn's Marauder for today's legwork! Kinda, uh, hard to get used to the stick shift, but it's got pretty cool stuff, like its own internet connection! We've been watching the entire thing on the windshield, it's crazy!" A rumble of a supercharged beast of an engine drowns out Kyoko's excited speech for a moment. "Something on the dashboard beams the entire thing onto the glass, like some sorta hologram!...'Course, the webcast's showing nothing but commercials at the moment, but--"You cut Kyoko off here. You forgot that she can be a bit excitable with technology she doesn't quite understand (moreso when she thinks it's awesome). You ask her again how's Midori, and if she's been used as a distraction yet."...Man, you're not gonna let me live that down, huh?" Kyoko's tone of voice turns momentarily petulant, before she laughs. "Naw, I told you! I promised you I wouldn't, after all! If I'm gonna need a distraction I'd set somebody else on fire!" A moment. "She's fine, though! She's right here if you wanna talk. Hey, Midorin! It's Murderface, she's really worried about ya and stuff!"...Yeah, thanks, Kyoko.[1/2]
>>25870637If you mean is she part of our group of friends, sure.
>>25870653"Ah, thank you, Miss Kyoko," You hear Midori reply, a smile in her voice, albeit a nervous one. You growl underneath your breath as you duck under some metal scaffolding - you've climbed as far as the bleacher steps will take you, giving you a sort of a bird's eye view of the entire stadium. Of course, there are the VIP boxes, the commentator boxes, and the rigging for the lights if you wanted to get any higher. Those would be...perfect vantage spots for Vindicare, at least. "Ah, hello? Sempai, are you there?"Yes, you're here. How's the op with Kyoko going?"Not too bad, sempai," Midori reports. "We're just pursuing leads at the moment. Interviewing people and witnesses and such. We're on the way to talk to a few of the missing girl's classmates." There's a bit of an awkward pause. "U-um, sempai, I saw the...uh, what Kirishima-san and Minase-san were practicing. I...I was going to tell you about all of it, I promise I was..."How do you respond?
>>25870658/Sigh"It's alright. We already knew it was gonna happen if the anime went ahead. Just didn't expect Iori to be taking your role."
>>25870658[x] You..knew it?
>>25870658[x]"Sure you were. When you get home, I'm going to put you in the box."
>>25870658[x] "You might want to work on that in the future. I'm starting to think I'm a natural detective here, given how much MMxMM news I end up getting from other sources."
>>258706581. Attempt to not remove spaghetti from pockets.2. Attempt really really hard not to remove spaghetti from pockets.3. ???4. Clean spaghetti off the ground
>>25870658[x] "I'm glad you're making it to the big time. Well, as big time as animated porn series can be. How many episodes are planned?"
>>25870671Ruri is taking Midori's role.Iori is acting us. >>25870658"Is there anything else you're waiting for the perfect time to tell me about? Please think carefully. I might witch out again if I get another surprise like that."
>>25870658[x]"Well, it's a little late for that now, isn't it? Any more surprises up your sleeve?"
Well no wonder Kyoko is happy, she got to drive the Marauder and watch us suffer.>>25870658[x] I demand a share of the profits.
>>25870658"That? oh i knew about that for some time now, never did find a moment to ask you about it... Anything else she was going to tell us about?"at this point, MMxMM the anime is the least of our irritations.
>>25870658>[x]"We can have a long talk about this after the mission. Seeing how this thing gained in popularity I wonder if you actually used your wish on that."
>Why all this hostileness to midorin
>>25870676"Oh senpai, you know I'd do anything to get in your box."
>>25870658It's okay, I sort of dreaded that happening since I heard about the adaptation and so now that it is done with I think nothing is going to shock me about it any moreDid you meet this idol before for casting or anything? She is throwing off some weird triple mask under a mask sort of act and I am wondering if any of it matches what you may know
>>25870702Because bullying her is fun.
>>25870702>implying this is hostilityThis is subtle teasing. We're an S, after all.
>>25870658[x] "As the inspiration for one of the characters, I'm surprised at how late I find out about this kind of news"
>>25870691forgot to [X] so here it is.
Can't I just say[x] Don't do something stupid that will make Midori sad or madand have that count as a vote against anything stupid that would make Midori sad or mad?
>>25870712>>25870713It's not transferring by written word only very well. Internet is immune to sarcasm after all.
>>25870658Seconding this:>>25870671But gently tell her that we're going to need to have a long talk about this thing after our respective missions are over.
>>25870723Chill anon. Nothing so far is worse than the teasing we've thrown her way in the past. She's a big girl, she knows when we're just winding her up.
>>25870738As long as you make it clear in the reply that you're teasing.Sometimes its hard to tell and Decu may interpret it differently.
>>25870702Hostility? This seems par for the course to me. Then again, considering her manga and the things we heard her mumble in her sleep, she probably enjoys being "teased" a bit.
>>25870754Who else thinks Midori and Noriko would make good friends?
>>25870658[x] "We can talk about later. Just concentrate on your mission for now. And be careful if any Yakuza from the Tojo Group get involved; the Tenth is their go-to Magical Girl resource now."
>>25870708Perhaps we should toss this in as well. While QB's working on getting some info on Ruri, that's going to take some time. If Midori knows anything strange in particular about this Ruri character, it might be helpful to know.
>>25870754She's our own private M Idol!
>>25870754She puts the "M" in "Midori".
>>25870800What if Midori is secretly the number one M idol?
>>25870658"You know, I kinda have an urge to just bend you over my knee and spank you 'til you'd have to sleep on your belly for the next three days. But I got sneaking suspicion you would see that as a reward rather than punishment." Sigh. "Is there anything else you wanted to tell me about but couldn't get to it? Because right now would be great time to do so, before I run into another surprise."
>>25870800Miracle Masochist Midori
>>25870838>>25870853>>25870859Fuck this samefag.>>25870825[x] Absolutely yes.
>>25870870I deny you.
>>25870825Can we not? Kyouko's right there.
>>25870825She would probably find it really uncomfortable to sleep on her stomach, wouldn't she?
>>25870870>3 posts with the exact same message>samefagIts like you don't even know about the spam protection.
>>25870825>>25870870no times infinity.
>>25870870keep dreaming about samefags buddy.
>>25870870Pls no.>>25870825No thank you.I actually want to but naaaaah. Not in public at least. When the two are in the house by themselves.
>>25870886They're ever so slightly different, take a look. One has a full stop, one has an extra paragraph break and one has neither. And two of them are just barely over thirty seconds apart. That screams 'same' to me.
>>25870910>thinking that people would go to such lengths just to say noYeah and all the other people saying no to >>25870825 are samefags too, right?
>>25870893Sure thing, sounds like a plan.Changing my vote from >>25870870 to... >>25870708 looks fine. [x]
>>25870928He specifically pointed out the ones that are carbon copies and suspiciously spaced from one another, and didn't even mention the other ones. But I guess you can put words in his mouth if you'd like.
>>25870953>didn't even mention the other ones.Gee, maybe that was because those 3 posts were the only ones till then?
What's all this racket going on up here, /tg/?You fightin' over yer chinese quests again?
>>25870978They still don't fit the pattern, so you're making a leap in logic to throw them in willy-nilly just because you don't like someone.
>>25870953>suspiciously spaced from one anotherCalm your shadowruns m8, we don't even have dragons in medukaland
>>25870999>Calm your shadowrunsDo you even MGNQ?
>>25870996>using willy-nilly in a sentence>everOnly grills and Decu are allowed to use that, I'm afraid that you need to give up your man card.
>>25870671 >>25870683 >>25870673"Huh? Oh, n-no, sempai! I didn't - I mean, I knew the publisher was going to contract somebody huge for the main roles, b-but I didn't know that they were going to be Minase-san and Kirishima-san!" A clear note of panic makes Midori's voice tremble. "P-please, sempai, you have to believe me! I didn't mean for you to stumble on a scene like that--"You shake your head, allowing yourself a small, resigned smile, before replying. It's fine, you tell her. You've...well, you've accepted this, really. Not like you could do anything to stop it. But even if you could do anything, well...it's her hard work that got her into this kind of level, and you're proud of her, for what it's worth. You just want to know about any other surprises regarding Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi, just to better prepare yourself or everything."Are...you're angry at me, aren't you, sempai?" What? No. No, you're not. ...This is just how you normally sound to everyone. Yes."If...if you say so." There's the unmistakable sound of a hiccup from Midori, before she exhales her breath in a tremulous sigh. "Then, I...besides this, sempai, there really isn't anything. I mean, the OVA is going to be a full three season thing, and that's just for the first arc...". . ."And I think they're going to start to put out actual licensed action figures for it soon, since everything else has been fan-created garage kits and customs...". . ."Oh, and there's the thing with the videogame adaptation--". . .Right. Okay. You're...just how much money is going into this, anyway? And how much money is she going to make?Midori seems to pause at this. "H-honestly, sempai? Not a whole lot. I mean, it's just one thing along with a lot of others - Miracle Midori's not the first of its kind to get this kind of deal, sempai, and there are bigger franchises out. But it's enough, sempai. I'm...well, I'm just happy it's getting to this kind of stage."[1/2]
>>25871046Well. You're happy for her, as you've said. What's she going to do with the money?"Set aside enough for me to retire, sempai," Midori replies happily. "A-and, I suppose, have enough for my parents to retire too. My Dad's getting on in his years, and I don't want him making ramen forever."Ah. Right. Midori's a nice kid."H-haah. I'm just...trying to be helpful, sempai." There's a flush of pride in her voice.Well, she is. Anyway. Can she give the phone back to Kyoko?"Sure, sempai. Hold on a moment."A moment later, and Kyoko's loud, annoying voice is on. "Yeah, Murderface? What is it?"Well. Did Kyoko know that M idols exist? The kind of idols that--"--people use as stress balls, that kinda thing? Yeah! Didn't you know that?" Kyoko replies, incredulously. "Never met one, but I heard about 'em. I think Sayaka-chan auditioned to be the other kind, the S idol kind? She didn't make it. She got too scary, the test guy pissed his fuckin' pants! Ahahaha!"Hahaha...ha. Yeah, that's...you could see that happening."A-anyway, uh, Murderface, can I ask you something serious?""Is...is anyone puttin' the moves on Sayaka there? I mean, I'm not tryin' to be possessive or something, but...you know those idol chicks, right?"Right.How do you respond?
>>25871055"I don't think any of those idol chicks are going to do something like that. I'll keep an eye open, though."
>>25871055"Not an idol but I think she ran into an old flame. No problems yet but I think she could do with some cheering up later tonight. Bring something nice, would you?"
>>25871055>"Set aside enough for me to retire, sempai," Midori replies happily.I thought we talked to her about those Death Flags. Didn't we agree that she was to stop collecting them?
>>25871055[x]"Nothing you need to worry about. They've got her dressed up in one of those idol get-ups; she seems to be having some fun with it, that's all."Make sure you be careful if you have to go after any yakuza, though. The Tojo Group is contracting out to the Tenth, so they might have Magical Girl backup."
>>25871066>>25871079Combo these two.
>>25871055Well it wasn't really putting the moves on but Ruri was amazed at your girlfriends abs during the backstage part of the swimsuit shootThen hang up quicklyWe can get Midori to tell us what she said exactly if we want to
>>25871055[x] What, getting jealous? Relax, she's fine. Blueberry is professional enough not to start something with potential clients. Nothing to worry about.
>>25871066Just this one I think
>>25871055"You think that an idol is going to steal Sayaka away. Don't be stupid Kyoko, that would never happen.Because that's forbidden love.
>>25871082But she already died!
>>25871055>>25871066[X] This one. And bring up the yakuza partnering up with the 10th. Might have something to do with her missing girl case, who knows.
>>25871055>[x]"No idols have made a move, but she has run into someone from her past. Have you heard of someone named Kyosuke?"
>>25871066>>25871106Combine those two.
>>25871106>forbidden love.You know what, lets just day that to mess with Kyobro.If she starts acting up tell her that she is too manly that we forget she is female.
>>25871106>>25871149This doesn't really work when Midori is sitting right next to her.We're just gonna embarrass her and ourselves.
>>25871168It's a friendly joke between friends m8.
>>25871168It also doesn't work because Kyoko is hard gay.Which is the point of the joke.
>>25871182You remember she did seriously threaten to kill us when we first joked about it, right? Like, she was not joking that she would kill us.
>>25871200What is she going to do, stab us?
>>25871206Well, yes. She went into detail on how she would stab us, too.
>>25871200She threaten to kill Chiaki because she called her manly?
Alright, that's enough for today's thread! Thread and first day of the op to conclude, hopefully, on Tuesday! After that, we'll have a short flashback!Thanks for your participation, feedback is always appreciated! Questions answered before I go to sleep!
>>25871228No, for bringing up the Kyouko-Sayaka relationship.
>>25869296who is that current top S idol based off of?
>>25871236>chikuwa so soonAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25871236Chiaki has an internet-capable phone, right? What would happen if she decided to look up some old pictures of Iori during her S-idol phase?
>>25871236Who is the top M idol?
>>25871236Thanks for running Decu.Also, i think we have a new host for a flashback session.How about Noriko?So we can abuse her? Hahaha.
>>25871277Maybe pic related
>>25871236Thank you for the thread! Is Yuma frothing at the mouth over Chiaki's terrible Murder Mayumi interpretation?
>>25871299Gah, dammit 4chan.
>>25871123>Have you heard of someone named Kyosuke?">Sound of tires squealing>Marauder ramps over the stadium walls
>>25871244Someone with red hair, blue eyes, and German descent!>>25871277Lots of schoolgirl uniforms and glasses and student representative armbands!>>25871279Hahaha! Well, that'll be a secret for now!
>>25871236Is Kyosuke destined for misery?
>>25871336Oh hell yeah.
>>25871236thanks for running.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Questarchive is up, goodevening gentlemen.
>>25871311One of the Golden Weapons now needs to be a talking longsword with the ability to block spells.>>25871336... On the one hand, Asuka is absolutely perfect for the S-idol type role. On the other hand, "THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS" just got even more terrifying.
>>25871363DAS FLEISCH VON GEFALLENEN ENGELN!
>>25871363Flesh of fallen angels, Flesh of fallen angels everywhere.
>>25871236Thanks for the thread, keep up the good work!also:Dear Decu, who is the top M idol? I need to know because reasons.
>>25871416She'll be revealed in due time, I promise! But she's an expert in the 'dead fish' bully target skill!
>>25871425Decu, let Noriko host one of the Q&As.
>>25871425I hope you know I will stay awake tonight trying to figure out who is more pathetic than Tomoko.
>>25871425The fuck is the "dead fish" bully target skill?
>>25871445Dead fishes float in the water with their bellies upI assume it has more with the "belly up" part than the "floating in the water" part.We must dissect this clue for all possible meanings!
>>25871440Haha, I'll keep it in mind!>>25871445I guess cold fish is another way of putting it? Someone who just lets you have their way with them without protesting or reacting.
>>25871390Wir haben Angst und sind alleinGott weiss ich will kein Engel sein!.... shit, that song is actually scarily appropriate. MORE SHADOWRUNS REQUIRED.
>>25871336The M stands for MYumaHow many active Officios are there?
>>25871478There are 20 of them all in all!
>>25871470>Someone who just lets you have their way with them without protesting or reacting.>their way with them>their wayOh my. How boring.
>>25871498Didn't one get anniliated by a Walpurgisnacht?Did they rebuild?>>25871504Sounds like a gangrape session...
>>25871470OMG ITS TEH REI
>>25871498>20 Officios>20 Golden WeaponsSOUNDS LIKE A COINCIDENCE TO ME
>>25871498I thought coobie absorbed the Third while the Twentieth and the Eight got wiped out.And the top M idol is Ayanami, isn't it?
>>25871498Yes, but sometimes they do rebuild! As long as the Incubator remains alive, even an Officio reduced to single digit strength can rebuild.
>>25871531That makes perfect sense.
>>25871309I missed this question. This is very possible, hahaha!>>25871347It all depends on what Chiaki does, really!
>>25871046>Midori seems to pause at this. "H-honestly, sempai? Not a whole lot. I mean, it's just one thing along with a lot of others - Miracle Midori's not the first of its kind to get this kind of deal, sempai, and there are bigger franchises out. But it's enough, sempai. I'm...well, I'm just happy it's getting to this kind of stage."She's not being screwed over the payments is she? We should check it out, I don't believe that a franchise spanning manga, anime series, figurines, video games, etc does not make a lot of money.
Aaaaaand I missed it.Oh well, give me an hour or so and I'll update the Ebook!
>>25871553Is there some sort if Prime Incubator that holds authority over the others? Also, what's your favorite Battlemech?
>>25871553Decu:Do you listen to Rammstein?
>>25871576The First Incubator from his moon base is considered the voice of Home Office.
>>25871571Yeah, we should keep that in mind for the future. I mean I'm she was pretty young when she started this whole thing, wouldn't surprise me if she was scammed with a shitty contract. Just like Jyuubei did to her.
>>25869302Ruri is based on Umi? From Bento?
>>25871571It does, generally, but it's like musicians and big recording companies: no matter how well the shit sells, it's the publisher/studio/etc. that gets all the dosh.The artists themselves rarely see a dime. *Especially* in Japan.
>>25871591>moon baseSo... The prime Incubator is Decu?
>>25871594Well, we -did- set a good precedent for re-negotiating a contract with better terms for her earlier...
>>25871606No, Ruri is based on Hatsune Miku.
>>25871535The 8th is where the Rabbits are. It's alive and well Anon.
>>25871553How many body parts would we lose if we made fun of Sayaka trying to become an S idol?
>>25871607Good thing that we can personally "have a chat" with the publishers and work out any wrinkles in the contract, eh?
>>25871612I'm not sure if Kyuubey's going to be happy about us kneecapping multibillionare publishing houses though,
>>25871571It's not a huge fortune. A lot of companies still get their cut from it. I'm basing this on an interview I managed to get from someone who was involved in a really popular fantasy franchise (granted, it didn't have porn).>>25871576Yes, the First!>>25871581I do! Keine Lust and Links 2-3-4 were the tracks I listened to when writing Kharn, hahaha!
>>25871336>>25871349>>25871390No. No. No. NO. NO! GOD NO! NO! NO ! NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why do you make me remember that Asuka is of german descent? WHY!?Asuka supposedly speaking german was one of the worst THE WORST moments of anime history for me for HOW FUCKING AWFUL HER GERMAN WAS!Why do you do this to my mother language, japan!? What have we germans ever do to you to deserve our language raped so badly!?
>>25871635>Why do you do this to my mother language, japan!? What have we germans ever do to you to deserve our language raped so badly!?I presume it's because you both lost the war and they're not allowed to pick on anyone else.
>>25871627inb4 it's Kyubey
>>25871635>What have we germans ever do[sic] to you to deserve our language raped so badly!?You... led them into a war that they got their asses kicked in, for one~
>>25871635They've been raping English like it's no tomorrow since..the beginning. What makes your German so special that it couldn't share its' fate?
>>25871659>You... led them into a war that they got their asses kicked in, for one~Germany gets way too much shit for WW2 already. I feel sorry for it.
>>25871659I don't know what version of ww2 you learnt about, but in my world Japan invaded China in 1937, then declared war on the western allies when that didn't work out as well as expected, merging the two wars in to one.
>>25871659>Implying Japan didn't go apeshit all on it's ownISHYGDDT
I've been speculating about our Time Hax, and I thought of something vaguely relevant.When we used STR, we got her power through the Bangles, namely her supermassive strength.So, if we learn to use Kirika's Blade... could we combine her time-slowing ability with our time-stopping ability to get more use out of our limited time-stop duration?
>>25871660http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIY36UbDbQQThey've done it to russian too.
>>25871711That's the point where The Doctor steps out of the Tardis and bitchslaps us, I think.
>>25871711>using pinky's weapons>around pinky>while everyone else is frozen and defenselessNOTHING COULD POSSIBRU GO WRONG!
>>25871722Magic girl doctor with a golden sonic screwdriver.
>>25871635No language is safe, Kraut.
>>25871717>German Cross>Moonrunes stamped all over the fucking german cross.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JUST NUKE THEM AGAIN!
>>25871634>>25871634Is there any way to get time stop through mental commands back or will we be stuck physically manipulating the shield? Also, sine Mami and Kyoko both developed new powers in canon is there any chance we can get more time fuckery out of Chiaki?
>>25871635>Why do you do this to my mother language, japan!?Because Japan is in equal-opportunity language rapist.>What have we germans ever do to you to deserve our language raped so badly!?Heh.
>>25871741>>25871738If the Doctor existed in this setting, there's no way he'd put up with how the Incubators are treating Earth.No need to worry about that.
>>25871755It's possible, yes. And yes, Chiaki will develop new strengths as time goes on.
>>25871635>What have we germans ever do to you to deserve our language raped so badly!?You double-charged us for those Me-262 jet designs, and THEN you sent it to us on a sub so that it took the same amount of time as 4th-class mail.
>>25871754What's wrong anon? Don't you like the Ooari High School's tank club badge?
>>25871804YOU decided to use the sub!
>>25871804They also sold you some Panzer III's to be reverse engineered, then delivered them way too late to be useful.
>>25871717the main actress that sang that is actually fluent in russian
>>25871788Why haven't there been any Witch hunting jobs? The last one we had was Mirai/Murderface's barrier, and that was a unique circumstance.
>>25871830Hush. I just wanted an excuse to post it.
>>25871837QB is harvesting grief seeds from somewhere I tell you! Maybe from Walpurgis in Siberia.
>>25871838Isn't there a part in Black Lagoon where Balalaika attempts Russian?Or am I just projecting some of my horror at the terrible English?
>>25871857>>25871837Or it's done by all 995 other girls in our chapter that we aren't personally involved with?
>>25871837We'll get to those soon enough!
>>25871881That's not shadowrun enough anon. That's not shadowrun enough at all.
>>25871804Oh come on, your Nakajimma-Fighters were shit anyway.>>25871812No, no I don`t. To deface the national insignia is actually a punishable offense in Germany.Its basically on the same level as shitting on a flag or burning it.
>>25871921But it's not the national insignia. It's a design inspired by it.
>>25871921Also if you think that ones bad you should see the actual deutchaboo team.
>>25871921huh, here in america we love shitting on/burning our own flag just because we can
>>25871613Ahhh, right. So do we have a Miku in Hime Cut scene with schoolgirl uniform?
>>25871939The black cross IS the national insignia.They basically took it and wrote Moon over it.
>>25872008National insignia of a bygone era, though, isn't it?
>>25871921You say this like anyone in Japan cares.Go back to killing robots in Cawadooty because the sight of blood might turn your kids into Nazi killing machines.
>>25872128Ahhh. Opps. So they are still using the cross for the military?
>>25872040Isn't it the insignia of the Teutonic Knights in Jerusalem?
>>25872161Teutons had a red cross.
>>25872174Scratch that I'm thinking of the Templars.
>>25872106>Germans>Playing CawadootyMan, its like you don`t even know that games are popular in germany right now. This series sold more then Cawadooty in Germanyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5QjmFjOfSk
>>25872191On the one hand I'm proud of Germany for resistinf Call od Duty, but on the other... How the mighty have fallen.
>>25872191I... think they do have taste.
>>25872191Who wouldn't want a Lamborghini tractor?
>>25871574One hour, two. Close enough.Ebook updated: http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb