While laughing at your pathetic hoo-mahn weaknesses, I grab ahold of my magificent penis with both hands with the same rugged tenderness that a fireman holds his firehose. Looking into your glazed eyes, I shriek out, "THEN YOU SHALL FEEL IT! FEEL IT!" Like the firehydrant being knocked over my a car, a stream of urine jets out of the middle of my writhing genital mass, blasting you in the face with the force of a thousand hobos. The fetid stench of my ubermensch piss both disgusts and excites you as you are soaked to the bone. The stench ridden torrent doesn't seem like it will ever cease, the rancid splashing mixing in with the sighs of ecstacy as I simultaniously pee on you and inject a mixture of crack, heroin and lsd into my eyeballs.
As you pour your foetid urine into my face, I pull out a knife and cut off your ambiguous genitalia. As the blood pours out of your open wound, I gulp down both of the salty fluids being sprayed into my face, as I simultaneously ejaculate and shit in copious amounts.
I proceed to hump your oral oriface with the tenacity of a drug-crazed pitbull, ejactulating copious amounts of urine, semen, and blood onto your acne-ridden face. Spreading my arms wide, I laugh as I look towards the heavens and flip off whatever God pretended to be up there, and started defecating myself.
As I consume your disgusting matter, I feel a burning pain in my penis as it begins to engorge and tear into a new, multi-parted tentacle-like organ. As my formerly pudgy, Linux-using frame begins to tone and my hair becomes long and silky, I stand up and expose my beautifully hideous genitals. "I"M THE MAN NOW, WHORE!" I shout as I grab your head and insert myself into your ear, reaching deep into your brain to massage the pleaseure centers with my monstrous cock.