"So..." You start before Rose hands you another 90mm shell. "La Presidente thinks we could earn some money for the team if her float wins some prize in the parade." You hand the shell down to Roy. "We need some cash for this team, but I'm not sure if I like her idea..."You are Commander Russells, commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and you're not sure if Anzu's idea might actually work, or is just hairbrained. A lot of her ideas are like that- just on the very edge of "crazy enough to work.""She's not planning on painting Black Jack again." Roy states- not so much a guess as a confirmation of fact. He places the 90mm shell into the last spot of the turret's ready-rack."She wants me to convince the rest of the team to do that Dogfish dance or whatever..." You say, taking another shell from Rose and passing it down to Roy, who stows it in the ammo rack under the gunner's seat. "Says it'll really appeal to the townsfolk.""So what's the problem? The team does a stupid dance and gets some liquid assets." He stops. "Maybe replace that junker the Duck Team is driving with something that can actually hurt other tanks.">"I don't know... Just mentioning it seems to freak them out...">"Maybe we should do make do with what we've got.">We've got a better idea for a float. (Specify.)
Guys time to think of something better that won't traumatize them, though I'd be lying if I said giving the school council team the "honor" of doing the anglerfish dance wasn't something I'd go for.
>>25781275>"I don't know... Just mentioning it seems to freak them out..."
>>25781275TIME FOR TONKS!
>>25781275>>We've got a better idea for a float. (Specify.)do one of those wierd flower floats, but using the Pz4, and arriving with gif related.
>We've got a better idea for a float. (Specify.)Maybe we could do a barbecue or something
>>25781275>>"I don't know... Just mentioning it seems to freak them out..."i think it's high time we have that talk with them as to WHY it freaks them out.get the results. if Rose flips out, then go to plan B>We've got a better idea for a float. (Specify.)WE just went from nothing to a building NIGHTMARE in tankery in no time flat! play up their PRIDE for god's sakes!
>>25781275>"I don't know... Just mentioning it seems to freak them out..."It is time...
>>25781275>"Given how the girls were freaking out it sounds like some wacky Japanese burlesque thing.">"We can do better. Either we can use one of the tanks as floats or do a BBQ fundraiser, or both!"
>>25781275>"Maybe we should do make do with what we've got."And what we got is a Darjeeling.
>>25781396Is it time?http:images/1372799154393.gif
>>25781452unfortunately grizzly team cant participate cause japan is still huttburt over WW2: atomic boogaloo
>>25781275>We've got a better idea for a float. (Specify.)You know what must be done, BlackJack. The BEEFCAKE is strong with us.
>>25781488Well BLACKJACK can't participate, we can.
>>25781275 (OP)>[x] "I don't know... Just mentioning it seems to freak them out...">[x] "We can do better. Either we can use one of the tanks as floats or do a BBQ fundraiser, or both!">>25781452It is not.
i would like to do something for both Blackjack QM (for being a bro that does all this and puts up with out shit) and all the posters that makes me want to stay up and enjoy these quests well past the time i should pack it in.It's almost Independence Day, so here's some Jane's guide to tanks for everyone!http://adexprt.me/get/Jane%5C%27s_-_Tank_Recognition_Guide_2nd_ed._2000?tag=bal
>> OtherA Dance that is NOT the Anglerfish dance.Have it involve a lot of explosions (town loves the insurance money).
>>25781519Something like that would be better as it's not traumtizing but it's still pretty nice.
>>25781366this but with a less gay float
>>25781503Anzu said an American tank would bring back bad memories, but there is nothing saying we the crew cannot participate.
>>25781366Ah yes, I had forgotten we had a massive cargo plane and a Leopard II conveniently sitting in the garage.
>>25781275>"I don't know... Just mentioning it seems to freak them out...">"Maybe we should do make do with what we've got."And we got the Beefcake.
>>25781275>>"I don't know... Just mentioning it seems to freak them out..."I'm guessing guys wouldn't look as good in those outfits to most of the populance.
>>25781599Oh really? well then it is time for beefcake then
>>25781575>>25781514the incurence only kicks in DURING an offical sactioned match! not during a damn parade!look people, the ship population's are feeling kinda down and they need a great motivation and get the school spriet fired up. We need to pull a Patton with out being Patton. this can be done, it's hard, but doable.
>>25781406This, so very much this!!!
>>25781406...sure why not
>try to find good alternative to the anglerfish dance>get mostly retarded ideas save for a few good ones.It's like I'm in /b/!Also this is why the train goes choo choo: anon being too stupid to to consistently derail it.
>>25781638Pic>>25781627It's a Japanese Type-10, nearly a clone of the Leopard II.
>>25781819Or some want to see the dance anyways.I know I do.Just for the Russel Spaghetti when he sees yukari.
>>25781865even after all the work we did to prevent it? Words cannot capture how fucking stupid you are. I can't even pass it off as being a summerfag who thinks spaghetti is cool.
>>25781891In light of the new information?Yea sure. It benefits the club.
>>25781819So buddy, what's a good idea for a float?
>>25781275>We've got a better idea for a float. (Specify.)Get the I-Go, and the the 38 (t) and put a TOG float over them.
>>25781911it'd horribly demoralize them! And she didn't reveal the full story.>>25781924An cardboard tank reenactment of our victory with us being the big back black prince?Anything's better than what ultimately amounts to CHOO CHOO.
>>25781819don't like it? get fucked...
>>25781842>tfw australian>tfw we "upgraded" from Leopard 2s to M1A1s
>>25781954Those are a bit too skinny. We could do that with the Pz.IV and the Lee though.
>>25781971It's not a downgrade either, mate.
>>25781971>Leopard 2UhhhI think you mean Leopard AS1's which were a variant of the leo 1 made for us, which are NOT leo 2's
>>25781957Shared humiliation/experience is a good way to tie the teams even closer. Something thats used to good effect even outside.And regarding the full story? We know thanks to meta. Do the characters need such a sword hanging over their heads? It'll affect their tankery performance too, on top of how it'll affect their outlook on everything. Much better to just let them assume Anzu is a little bitch.Besides, theres also the need for it or something very similar for the pravda match. Nothing says to hell with you like a silly dance.
>>25781957cant have pershing in float cause nips are scared of superior American engineering
>>25782018I was thinking replacing the pershing with the Panzer, basically a propaganda float.
>>25782045then that would work I like it lets go with that
>>25782018As well they should be.
>>25782045Only if we still have girls doing the monkeyfish dance on it.
>>25782045 con'tThis say it'll make Miho and Co. look good and help raise their pride. While the MC and a few others from the black jack team go around as english tanks.
>>25782086I wouldn't oppose the school council team (maybe except Yuzu though that body in that outfit...) but it'd be cruel to force it on anyone else.
>>25782109It's not forced if they agree to do it.
>>25782045hell, if we could find that Tiger P and get it working and use THAT for the float would do wonders. (with us having one of the best tanks around helps alot) but good luck finding it in time.
>>25782109We'd obviously ask for volunteers.>>25782149We could fit a team on the back of that and still have room left over.
"Why don't you guys do the Anglerfish dance, then?" Rose says, handing you yet another 90mm shell- the plan was to head out and do a bit of target practice later- loading and deloading ammunition was perhaps one of the most time-consuming activities on a tank. "I mean, you guys certainly can't be any more embarassing than you already are..."You look down at Roy. "Well, as long as it doesn't involve leotards or funny hats..." You say, "Maybe if we do it the rest of the girls will follow?"Roy nods, thinking. "It's an idea... Any more shells?" He askes looking up from the innards of the turret. Rose's head pops over the hatch again. "Commander, one of the Glorianna girls is out here...""Which one?" You ask, starting the climb up."Not Darjeeling." She says flatly.As you come out the top of the commander's hatch you see a girl in a Glorianna uniform- she's a bit shorter than the other two, her long blond hair pulled back from her face with a black bow. "Pleasure to meet you, Commander Russells." She says politely. "My name is Assam, you've heard of me?">"Wait... One of you is actually named Assam?">"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?">"So does everyone name themselves after tea in Glorianna?"
>>25782139What Anzu's doing is having us more or less browbeat the girls into doing it.>>25782179>implying anyone'd want to do that dance willingly... besides maybe Yuzu due to her compliant nature.>>25782194>>"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?">>"So does everyone name themselves after tea in Glorianna?"Thank god for Assam coming in to possibly prevent a stupid idea.
>>25782194>"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?"
>>25782194>"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?">"So does everyone name themselves after tea in Glorianna?"
>>25782194>"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?"perhaps we can get glorianna to do it since they lost? maybe as a favor
>>25782209She asked us to convince them. Browbeating doesnt come into it unless we choose to.
>>25782194>Other"No. Should I have?"
>>25782233Bonding exercise with the girls from Glorianna and Oorai?
>>25782194>"Wait... One of you is actually named Assam?">"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?">"So does everyone name themselves after tea in Glorianna?"All three? All three.
>>25782209>implying anyone'd want to do that dance willingly... besides maybe Yuzu due to her compliant nature.We get one volunteer, we get all of them. Their collective mindset will be of use here.
>>25782194>>"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?"Only tea I knew before this show was lipton.>>25782209We could tell Soari that it'd help her find a boyfriend...
>>25782194>"Wait... One of you is actually named Assam?"THEN >"So does everyone name themselves after tea in Glorianna?"(evil plan in motion)make the Glorianna girls do the dance in our stread for losing to us!
>>25782268>make the Glorianna girls do the dance in our stread for losing to us!I have no problems with this
>>25782265She already has one though.
>>25782265she already has one: Richard our driver>>25782248precisely
>>25782194>"So does everyone name themselves after tea in Glorianna?"Would explain my desire to drink you up with cucumber sandwiches. I don't even like cucumber sandwiches.
>>25782194>"Wait... One of you is actually named Assam?"Well, this is quite the development.
>>25782194>>"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?"
>>25782194>"So does everyone name themselves after tea in Glorianna?"
>>25782265>lipton>teaLipton is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
If the guys do the dance I think we might not be doing the anglerfish dance but the fundoshi dance.And I am ok with this.
>>25782294>>25782300Right, sorry. Brain fart...Well, I'm out of ideas...gunnery competition between the teams and the 2 losers do the dance?
>>25782343the hell is this from
>>25782350Sweet tea is awesome.
>>25782350Anon, that's what all tea is.
>"Afternoon, Not Darjeeling. How can I help you?
>>25782194>"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?">"So does everyone name themselves after tea in Glorianna?""I'll have to admit, Irish Breakfast is my favourite tea, but really, you all name yourselves after a flavour? Anyways, how can I help?"
>>25782360that would guarantee momo but since student council is already volunteering unless you mean exclude turtle team?
I have an idea, try asking if Glorianna'd want to play themselves in the cardboard tank battle.
>>25782413>irish breakfast is a blend of assams.Hitting on best tea so early in the morning.
>>25782393How could someone from this board say something so horrible?!
>>25782294maybe this dance will cement her boyfriend into a husband?
>>25782447Weep for them, anon.They know not what they miss.
>>25782414That's why I said the 2 losing teams. The student council is already guaranteed to be one of them and if, by some miracle and the stars align just right, Momo can hit the broad side of a TOG, congratulations, we have 3 teams to pull from for float dancers.
>>25782447It's okay, Iroh. You're among friends here.
>>25782444Irish Tea is better than coffee in the morning. well, to me anyway.
>>25781971Australiaonly had Leo 1s. Not 2s.
>>25782476seems decent but I doubt we have enough time to organize a shootout on such low notice
>>25782194>"Afternoon, Assam. How can I help you?">"So does everyone name themselves after tea in Glorianna?"Where's that weeaboo Ocha?
>>25782444I'm caught out it seems. Always fun to flirt at any given opportunity.
So when does Imouto make an appearance?
>>25783042In our Senior Year.
>>25782194>Hello Assam. Where's Darjeeling."
You nod politely to her. "Afternoon. So, how can we help you?" You ask, resting your elbows on the top of Black Jack's turret."Actually, I was hoping to talk to your gunner and give my regards for their performance yesterday." She says politely. "She showed excellent marksmanship at every range she engaged at. She is certainly among the best I've fought against." "That'd be Rose here." You say, tilting your head towards her. "Best gunner I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of 'em." You're proud of all your crew, they've trained to be the best, but Rose is probably the biggest reason your team has been successful- her knack for pulling nearly-impossible shots has ended more games in your favor than anything else."Thank you, Assam, it means a lot to hear that." Rose says earnestly. Despite her ability to remain cool and modest, you can almost feel the pride radiating from her. She knows she's the best and, like anyone, loves to hear about that particular fact."Actually, I was wondering if you'd be up for a challenge at target practice today?" Assam says politely. "Three-Meter target, Eight-hundred meters range, up to three ranging shots. After that, the first to miss loses.""I'll do it." Rose says without hesitating. "But I have one stipulation- we both use the same gun. That way we compare skill, not who's gun is more accurate.""Agreed." Assam says. Assam has no idea what she's getting herself into.>Make a bet with Glorianna. (What do you wager?)>Make a bet with Anzu. (Same.)>Let's just keep this clean and enjoy Rose making "better" teams look bad.
>>25783591>Let's just keep this clean and enjoy Rose making "better" teams look bad.
>>25783591>Make a bet with Glorianna. (What do you wager?)Loser does the Anglerfish Dance!Well actually both sides will do it. Solidarity and all that when we get down to it.
>>25783591>Make a bet with Glorianna. (What do you wager?)Bet on ourselves. If they lose, they do the fish dance with Anzu. If we lose, we do the beefca-fish dance with Anzu
>>25783591>Make a bet with Glorianna. (What do you wager?)Our Lee against a Matilda. We win, the Volleyball team gets a better tank. They win, they get a Lee which the Brits used plenty.Rose won't lose, of course.
>>25783591>Let's just keep this clean and enjoy Rose making "better" teams look bad.Getting out of this fisherfish dance business so easily would be a letdown.
>>25783591>Make bets with EVERYONE"Assam, if you lose, could you help us with our float?""Anzu, if we win, We're gonna dictate the float design. If we lose, WE'RE DOING THE ANGLERFISH DANCE"Is not gambling. Is scamnming.
>>25783672Isn't our idea pretty much Anglerfish Dance anyways?>Make a bet with Glorianna. They join us in the Anglerfish dance.
>>25783668Betting the bunny team's tank?At least try and get a cruiser tank out of them.
>>25783668That's just in bad taste.>>25783672Yea, lets wager help on the float.
>>25783591>Make a bet with Glorianna. (What do you wager?)here we go!
>>25783737No less than a Tetrach with DAT LITTLEJOHN ADAPTOR
>>25783671Easily? Last time I checked the match against Gloriana was anything but easy.>>25783591>Make a bet with Glorianna. (Float help)
>>25783668betting tanks? nope!
>>25783737Betting rides is way too serious.Vote against.
>>25783591>Let's just keep this clean and enjoy Rose making "better" teams look bad.Never bet what you are not willing to lose.
>>25783591>Make a bet with Glorianna. (What do you wager?)Bet help with a float.Offer Patrick as a date
>>25783591>Make a bet with Glorianna.Help us with the tank float
>>25783791why is Darjeeling so elegant?
>>25783791Like our dignity?But if we make a bet full knowing that we'd win, it's not gambling, it's scamming
>>25783591>>Make a bet with Glorianna.Float help, anything else isn't worth possibly losing, and the float is the current plot line.
>>25783789>not betting pinksWell I'm not braggin' babe so dont put me down,But I've got the meanest set of tracks in town.
>>25783806Now we're talking.>>25783826I'm suspicious. She knows how good Rose is, but she's still challenging her.We shouldn't take them lightly.
>>25783591>Make a bet with Glorianna. (What do you wager?)A date with Russel for help on the float.
>>25783591>Additional:"And the commanders just sit around?" (Rose does better when we give her corrections)>Make a bet with Glorianna.Wager: Loan of a tank for 1 battle. User still has to pay for maintenance
>>25783859raises a good point
>>25783887Hmmmm....So we purposely lose and they gain the help of Black Jack against Black Forest?
>>25783835When something comes up to me he don't even try,Cause if I had a set of wings man I know she could fly.
>>25783887No that can backfire too badly.
>>25783921Or we win and we get to let the rabbit team have fun in a Comet for a battle.
>>25783921NOPE! we are NOT going to hand over Blackjack to ANYONE.
>>25783958Honestly its way too serious for such a play about.Lets just roll wager float help.
>>25783958they are too green to handle one of those.
>>25784002agree, get them to do the dance, and the blackmail alone from the photos would go much longer.
>>25784031And getting them to do it will be enough to convince the oorai girls to help as well.
>>25784173Problem solved! let's do this! LEEEEEERROOYYYY JENKINS!!!!
Is this dead already? Can't BlackJack last more than 5 posts before going into a coma?
>>25784589BJ posts about once an hour. We're good for the moment
>>25783591>Make a bet with Glorianna. (What do you wager?)We win, St Glorianna helps with our parade float.>Make a bet with Anzu. (Same.)We win Anzu wears 6" platform shoes for a week. Tie-dye afro and bell bottoms optional but suggested.
>>25783668>Betting pink slipsWhat is this, the 1950's during a concrete wash drag race?
>>25783591>Make a bet with GlorianaWe win, they help us design a ringer of a float. They win, we let them decide what to do with us.
>>25785012Luck of the Irish indeed...When do we start summoning BlackJack again? Is he dead?
>>25785051IA IA BLACKJACK FTHAGN
Rolled 18>>25785077PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH BLACKJACK R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN
Rolled 1>>25785051By playing BJ.
>>25785051You gotta say his name three times, like Hastur hastur hastur
As soon as the girls wander off to go make arrangements you climb out of the turret and start making your way dwon the front of the tank."Where are you going?" Roy says, poking his head above the hatch. "C'mon, we aren't even close to fully loaded!" You smile at him. "Assam just challenged Rose to a shoot-off. Rose is going to win this, and I'm going to go see if I can get that to be something more than a moral victory..." You say with wry grin."A bet?" He says. "What do you even have to wager?" That was actually a pretty good question- you really didn't have a lot to wager with. "I'll think of something!" You call out as you head over towards the Lee, the last place you'd seen Darjeeling. Roy's right though- you don't have much to wager with.>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.>Maybe just bet something small?>Go big anyway!
Rolled 14>>25785281>Go big anyway!FLOAT HELPWinning the bet is a date with Patrick.
>>25785281>>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.Best to consul Prez for any foreign relations deals. She may have something in mind anyway.
>>25785281>>25785266every time>>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.
>>25785281>>Go big anyway!lets bet,our tankif we win, we get one of their tanks
>>25785281>Maybe just bet something small?This is just fun and games. Make the big bet when we face them in the tournament.
>>25785281>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.As Machiavellian as she is, she'd probably have something good
>>25785281>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.Can you use this, Anzu?
>>25785266I can't believe it. You did it, Anon!>>25785281>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.
>>25785281>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.Give her a chance to use her powers for good instead of evil.
>>25785281>Other: Go see Miho about KuromorimineWE don't have anything but I bet Darjeeling would like some information on what Kuromorimine has in their latest tank lineup. I don't think Darjeeling would give us anything particularly spectacular but we could ask for something second hand.
>>25785402That's a kinda good idea.
>>25785281>>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.that and find out how far we can go with the bet.
>>25785281>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out."hey Anzu, I just had this golden opportunity fall into my lap..."
>>25785281>>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.She is the resident "evil mastermind", after all.
>>25785402This sounds like a good plan, but isn't Darjeeling known to be scrupulous about not using unfair advantages over other teams?
>>25785346This. Either we get more dancinjg girls or we get Patrick a date. Win-win.
>>25785281>Go big anyway!
>>25785281>>Go big anyway!Go big or go home.
>>25785281>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.See if we can get anything good to bet out of them.
>>25785187>Rolled 18>>25785281BlackJack confirmed for Cthulhu.>>25785281>Go big anyway!
>>25785281>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.might as well get the xanathos chess master in on this.if we can't get her in on this.
>>25785281>Let's talk to Anzu first.OR FUCK THAT. FLOAT HELP AND A DATE WITH DARJEELING OR ASSAM.
>>25785281>[x] Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.
>>25785281>Talk with Anzu first- maybe she can help you out.>Maybe just bet something small?Float help. It's just some tuna dance after all.
“The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense armored body lumbering against it. It shall not find me. God, that track! The window! The window!”
>>25785849My non-euclidian sides!
>>25785943You should be far more worried if your sides *are* obeying Euclidean geometry than if they aren't. Euclidean is two-dimensional geometry only.
>>25786061Perhaps he meant that his sides were currently expanding and contracting, thus proving their three-dimensional existence.
>>25785612>Anzu>Xanatos Chess MasterDo you even Gungi?>>25786061Euclidean BoobsLose d5 sanity and enjoy your DFC
>>25786141Is there a problem with DFC? I thought not.
>>25786061It was mostly that "non-euclidean" is the go-to word to make anything sound Lovecraft-ish, because writers don't know geometry.
>>25786141You got a problem with DCF's?
>>25786179Oh, I know. I'm just pointing out that Lovecraft was an idiot when it came to topology/geometry. I like to imagine him finishing his soup and staring down at the bottom of the bowl muttering "The horror! The horror..."
>>25786141scheming, plotting, and requisition are her specialties on top of causing certain anon to flip their shit with sickening ease.
>>25786192Not particularly, but the ass has to be fat.
>>25786285Noel Vermillion comes to mind...
>>25786157>>257861922DFC? That's some crazy ass shit.
>>25786331Ech, she's got a body like a little boy. Do not want.
>>25786285But what if the ass is too fat, and they get pulled over constantly?
>>25786372>implying that an ass can be too fat>mfw
>>25786344She's a character from the BlazBlue series of fighters. Known for having nothing up front, but making up for it in the back.
Rolled 17>>25786414And going commando.
>>25786412Do you not see those knockers? Too large for DFC. You could use them for KFC though.
>>25786221>Implying Lovecraft wouldn't stare at ANYTHING and making it the new 2ftaghn4u thing in his next storyAlthough, to be fair, as far as I know, the only time he really uses "non-euclidean" is when describing R'lyeh, so I imagine it's the thing about straight, parallel lines crossing/not crossing.
>>25786356For when regular DFC just isn't enough.>>25786360To each their own.
>>25786414>>25786412Never heard of her or it, but I like dat ass.
>>25786444Yeah, I guess. Saori is more my speed.>>25786483BlazBlue is a giant pile of dat ass and dem titties.
>>25786498Now I gotta check it out.
>>25786433She's compared to girls that tend to be much bigger, that and her earlier outfit had more of a shrinking effect compared to her latest one (which you're commenting on)Just about every other female character of note has more up there.... except kokonoe, she's actually smaller.
>>25786498Both can cook, and Saori has the glasses, but can she pull off this look?
>>25786221>The horror, the horror!First thing that came to mind. Kurtz was kind of messed up.
>>25786433Her previous outfit had them much smaller. She seems to have gotten an upgrade between games. Also, she's the second smallest female character (barring Rachel, but she obviously doesn't count) in that respect.
>>25786548>crocsYeah, i'll pass.
>>25786548>sundress>one of those hatsI'd LOVE to see Saori in an outfit like that. It's cute
>>25786548She looks like she's 10.No, that's not a good thing.
>>25786179i swear in hindsight, Lovecraft was just pulling it all out of his backside and STILL made it scary as hell.
>>25786548Yes, she could. And she'd pull it off BETTER because I don't think Saori would be caught dead wearing crocs.
>>25786548>dat SaemonzaThere's a reason she is my preferred Garupan.
>>25786584>pulling it all out of his backside and STILL made it scary as hell.Dude had a gift for words, yo.
>>25786650I like her too. Rommel is better, but a Saemonza is fine too.
>>25786656He's the planefag of horror?
>>25786650But anon, you could have an Oreo!
>>25786686Everyone on Team Hippo is wonderful. Best team, bar none.
>>25786686OREO YOU SAY?
>>25786686Man I love me some Oreo
>>25786656He also understood how horror works.Implications are so much more powerful than statements when it comes to horror.
>>25786709If Yukari had been on the History team it honestly wouldnt've been fair>>25786709>>25786726>>25786732Hell yeah oreobros
>>25786686Oreo is good, but Saemonza is more my style.That means you can have an Oreo, and >>25786662 can have a Rommel. And then we'll have picnics, and get-togethers, and play stupid board games. And in the morning? I'm makin' waffles!
>>25786732An Oreo is fine too though with some screen time/character development she might be able to rival Yukari. She's the top seeded girl for good reason.
>>25786744>If Yukari had been on the History team it honestly wouldnt've been fairThygave her a fucking Soulname, dude. Guderian. She's pretty much an honorary member.
>>25786756>And in the morning? I'm makin' waffles!Thank goodness, because I'm not a morning person. I'll be snuggling some more>>25786773Yeah, but she still rode in the PzIV
>>25786756shrek is drek
You don't have a lot to bet, so you're going to need to go to someone who's got the resources for a worthwhile ante.That means Anzu- even if she's no longer the captain of the team and no longer has a say in strategy or training. (Beyond any other tea member, anyway.) she still has control of the purse strings that fund the team. You find her about where you'd left her, this time she's at least pretending to know anything about the 38(t)'s engine while she stares at something on her phone."So, heard about the Glorianna gunner challenging Rose?" You say as you come up to the Czech tank."Yep." Anzu says, glancing away from her phone/the engine for a second to acknowledge you. "Should be interesting...""I want to make it more interesting..." You segue. "Rose is going to win this. We can either be happy about that and count it as a nice little morale booster for the team, or we can do something with it." You say matter-of-factly."What were you thinking of doing with it?""A bet. I want to make a bet with Darjeeling." You say bluntly. "Only problem is I don't really have anything to put up as Ante. But you do."She nods with a slight smile. You're playing her game now and she obviously approves. You feel a bit slimey for it. "What did you have in mind?">"A tank, we're going to go big.">"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float...">Other
>>25786863>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."We don't need to go all street racer and bet a tank
>>25786863>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."
>>25786863>>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."The dance could use some elegance.
>>25786863>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."As much as I would like a new tank, that's just too risky. Rose is GOOD, but we really can't afford betting a tank.Never bet anything you're not ready to lose.
Rolled 10>>25786863>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."Of course, it should be an easy matter to convince the girls to join them in solidarity...."
>>25786863>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."First we establish the goals.
>>25786863>[x] "If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float...">>25786564>>25786635What's wrong with crocs?! They're comfortable and convenient!
>>25786863>>"A tank, we're going to go big."GO BIG OR GO HOME
>>25786863>>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float...""...And I think I can offer the 'use' of our radio operator in return. What do you think?"
>>25786863WE GOIN PINK SLIPZ ALL IN BABY!but in all seriousness>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."
>>25786941They're molded plastic atrocities.I bet you also wear flip-flops away from the beach and socks with sandals.
>>25786863>>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."oh god, this
>>25786772Oh God, can such a wonder truly exist?
>>25786863>"A tank, we're going to go big."There's one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy!
>>25786979>flip-flops away from the beachI don't know why this bothers me as much as it does. It seems that these are all girls around here wear. Even in fucking January. That drives me up a goddamn wall. They bitch about how cold they are and they're wearing fucking Daisy Dukes and flip-flops and it's fucking ten degrees Fahrenheit. No wonder you're fucking cold! YOU LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN AND IT'S FUCKING JANUARY, YOU CUNT!...Sorry, I went to a dark place for a second there.
>>25787087See, down here in North Carolina, we count girls who wear Daisy Dukes in the winter as a blessing.Apologize to the Southern Peoples!
>>25786979I actually wear socks with crocs inside the house. Easier than shoes, and keeps the socks clean.
>>25787151>girls wearing daisy dukes and similar clothes during NC winterGod bless you angels, even if by northern standards it's pretty mild
>>25787175Wow. Slippers are better in every way for that.
>>25787185I think that was the point he was making...Can't be too sure though, those fucking southern hicks are about as dumb as a Parachute on a Pershing
A tankYou have no trust in our teammate?
>>25787195The most Northern Southern state denies your pitiful request.
>>25786772I- I can't- Yes. All of my yes.
>>25787237>Agree with me, and then immediately insult meNot sure how to feel about this one>>25787257you must've gone to summer camp
>>25787243I trust her, but shit happens.In any bet you must always remember: never bet anything you're not ready to lose.
>>25787243I have no trust in /tg/ dice, tonight is not a good night for rolling. Tonight's BLEACH quest is proof of that.
>>25787262God's in his heaven, Oreos are in waffles, all is right with the world
>>25787217But why would I need an extra pair of shoes for that?>>25787279He's a few cans short of a six-pack. Just ignore him.
Rolled 81>>25787307I for one welcome our new dice overlords.
Rolled 1>>25787334I don't. Screw the dice gods, they do nothing but smirk and laugh at us!
>>25787356every time ohio gets posted i get all excited, but then i remember everyone that was from NE left in the last two years
>>25787327Just crtl+s in quick-reply mode
>>25787375What a fail, noob
>>25786863>>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."It's go time
>>25787360>bottom Erwinm-m-muh heart!
>>25787327Replace the < with [ (and > with ] ) to achieve correct effect.<spoiler>text goes here </spoiler>
>>25787321You just said you only use the crocs indoors anyways!Also:>Not owning Boots, Work shoes, Dress shoes, athletic shoes, sandals, and slippers>2013>shiggy diggyBe an adult, right shoes for the right occasion!
>>25787490>mfw I've owned exactly one pair of black sneakers for the past five years
>>257874903 pairs of boots, 1 pair of running shoes, 1 pair of crosstraining shoes, and my low-quarters.Can't stand sandals and have no use for slippers.Also don't have storage space for any more shoes.
"It's not much, really." You say, glancing over at the M3 Lee where Darjeeling is still helping the Rabbit Team. "I'm thinking if we can get them to do the Tunafish dance, then maybe some of the rest of the team will be ok with doing it as well." You say. "I just don't know what to offer them if we were to lose."Anzu thinks for a moment. "If Rose loses..." She snaps her fingers. "If Rose loses, your crew and the student council will sing their school song for the float." She pauses for a moment. "Rose had better win, Commander, because we won't get a single vote if that happens.""Rose doesn't lose. She hates to lose, even more than I do." You say, completely serious. "She won't lose this- not to Assam, not to anyone."Anzu nods. "You had better be right.">Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.>Go see Rose. We should make sure she knows what's on the line.>Go see someone else.
>>25786863>"If they lose, I want them to do the Mackeral dance on the float..."better make sure you got the outfits that fit for them on hand.
>>25787651We should bet for a new tank. Imagine what Team GUTS could do with a Cromwell.
>>25787651>Go see Rose. We should make sure she knows what's on the line.then>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.
Rolled 17>>25787651>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.
>>25787651>>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.Its go time!
>>25787651>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.>Go see Rose. We should make sure she knows what's on the line.
>>25786686>>25786732>>25786806>>25787317I may be an Erwin fan, but fucking Oreo man. Fucking Oreo.Truly best team is best.
>>25787651>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.and for god's sake, DON'T TELL ROSE!
>>25787651>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.Rose will win, but just in case, let's not distract her with anything irrelevant.
>>25787651>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.Rose doesn't need pep talks.
>>25787651>>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.Let's get this party started.
>>25787664We should have bet a tank but besides blackjack we might have nothing to offerI thnk we should tell rose, we shouldn't hide our deal
>>25787703NO! don't tell Rose. infact, lets not tell anyone who does not need to know. keep this under the table people!
>>25787707At least Erwin will try the sun dress.
>>25787651>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.Let's not tell Rose, we like our arm not dislocated, thankyouverymuch.
>>25787716Seconding. I- I need some light hearted banter after what jut happened........I rolled a nat 100 in BLEACH quest.
>>25787651>Go to RoseCan't have someone place a bet if all parties involved don't know the stakes
Rolled 14>>25787758Is that good or bad?
>>25787257>>25787257>>25787278>>25787293>>25787301>>25787313Missouri and Kentucky you idiots.Federal states, but so southern they have stars on the Confederate Flag.
>>25787651>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.Let's get this clusterfuck started
>>25787765Of course we can, and judging by the current vote tally, we just did.
>>25787313>MichiganMotherfucker, do you even Iron Brigade?
>>25787651>Go see Rose. We should make sure she knows what's on the line.>Get Anzu to talk to Darjeeling about it
>>25787792I assume critical failure.
>>25787796Niggas don't know bout my Town Line. How's it feel to not fight the good fight til WWII?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Line,_New_York
Well, that was a glorious match in WoT.Himmelsdorf encounter.I'm in an M7 Priest, so, useless in the terrain.Entire enemy team charges over the hill while our guys go to cap.At least a half dozen enemy armor comes down the hill at me.One-shot a StugIII with my gun, then suicide one-shot ram a PzIII.We take cap 2.5 minutes in.
>>25787993>mainly play artilleryDon't fucking mention that map. Please, I'm begging you.
>>25787651>[x] Go see Rose. We should make sure she knows what's on the line.>>25787511Heck yeah, a fellow! If one thing can do multiple functions, why buy more?
>>25788038How's the latest patch treatin' ya?
>>25788038B-but I love you onii-chan!
>>25788046Hey, another one of us! Although I do also have a pair of dress shoes, as it's part of a uniform.
>>25787651>Let's fucking tell Rose what we signed her up forMight as well get that arm broken NOW, rather than our arm and our nuts LATER.
>>25787651>Go see Darjeeling. Let's do this.YESSS
Rolled 9>>25788088...the hell?
>>25788038At least you can cover the hill! If there's no arty on either team I am literally useless as a scout tank main in tier VIII and IX battles. And if there is arty I am going to die before I get to it.
>>25787993i don't wanna thread-derail but unless you're white on SEA you don't know shit about bad teams. It is literally "I've seen some shit" the server.Now back to GuP.
>>25788166Stop playing a dedicated scout and start messing with autoloaders.
>>25788088Well enough.Haven't been playing for a while and recently started again so I can't really compare it since it's more than one patch since I last played.I don't know if it was the latest patch or earlier, but gods I'm glad they lowered the exp cost for artillery.
>>25788190I've never played on SEA mostly because Southeast Asians are some of the most consistently obnoxious people I've ever met. Like, even on NA if you see someone playing a Chinese tank, they're probably going to be an asshat.
>>25788145Haven't you seen the spin-kicking Leopard before? It's been here since like, thread 4. Addition of physics was the best thing to happen to WoT.
>>25788088Don't know about him, but I'm loving the new patch.Yes, arty takes longer to properly aim now, but even when not aimed all the way you can still reliably hit the target.>>25788166Only been in a few tier 9 battles before I got my Chaffee, now it seems that's all I get put in.I'M NOT A SCOUT TANK!
>>25788246>chaffee>not a scout>youarethecancer.jpg
>>25787651>Go see Rose. We should make sure she knows what's on the line.No pressure right?
>>25788198How am I supposed to drift if I'm not in a scout tank? And how would auto-loaders help me do anything tier IXs?
>>25788297Clearly you've never been in a French tank.
>>25788295>said by NO ONE EVER!don't tell her.
>>25788335You're right, I haven't. They can drift? Which ones? I will start on the tree right now.
>>25788291That thing is about as qualified as a scout tank as the 38(t).It has much more in common with a medium than a light tank. Even the guy reflects that.
>>25788365>he's never seen an ELC AMX drift around a corner and finish off a weakened foe with a well-timed shot right up the assI don't even play Lights, but it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw. I will remember it until the day I die.
>>25788365ELCs are the only ones that can drift regularly, not to the point of the t50 series but very close.The tier 6 up can drift in particular conditions such as going downhill or similar.The autoloaders are absolute murder and I often hear about how unfair they are. That said, it's still a light tank so you're not a brawler but a flanker. That said, their tanks are incredible fun.
>>25788365AMX 13 90. The skill ceiling is very high though, and considering that you've never heard of speedy baguette cannons before, you'd probably fail hard when trying it out.
>>25788407ELC's are hilarious and beautiful to watch drifitng. I personally enjoy drifting down hills in my Hellcat to pull shots. And people tell me the 76mm is useless!
>>25788429French light line: one of the many MANY lines in which tiers 1-4 are completely different from the higher tiers
>>25788365>>25788418Oh btw.The tiers before 5 are VERY irritating. More heavies than lights. It'll be absolute hell going through them but it's totally worth it.
>>25788246I think the worst nerf is the travel time the shell takes now.It takes something like +4 seconds for a shell to get to the other side of the map.Also, my formerly lovely agile Hummel has it's engine power cut by half. Can't outrun even the heavy tanks now.The nerf had to come sooner or later, for sure. However it doesn't mean I have to like it.
>>25788474The Rubber Duckie is a lot of fun if you're near the top of the tier listing.
>>25788366>That thing is about as qualified as a scout tank as the 38(t).>500 horse power>400m view range>745m radio hailYeah. Nah.
>>25788453The dude stole my hard-earned kill (the enemy and I had been harrying each other the whole match), but all I could do was applaud.
>>25788490Whining about kills when EXP and coin is rated by damage caused...
>>25788518I was one kill away from Top Gun, dude.
>>25788225This. I don't know what it is, but every time I see some guy in a Chinese tank, I know he's going to be that asshole pushing me out of cover so he can have it or waiting around until my target's at less than 4% health to shoot or ram a stationary ally and blame them when he takes damage.
>>25788546in that case, His French Douchery is confirmed.
>>25788487Considering most Tier 7+ tanks have the same, if not better, viewing and radio skills, yeah, that does make it unfit for scouting.Against things closer to it's own tier the Chaffee is good, but when most tanks can spot it before it sees them and can 1-shot it then having it there is pretty pointless..
>>25788481Oh yes. I had one match in the Duck and managed to bounce a hundred odd shots (no autocannon fire) in a tier 4 game before getting unlucky to a Marder. It was glorious; it's almost the Maus of it's tier.>>25788366Seconding >>25788487. Chaffee is great; the problem is with the player, not the tank.
>>25787792we've been getting 1's all night. And the roll system is d20. At one point we got three consecutive 1's in a row because each poster taunted fate.
>>25788613I had a similar experience in the Valentine, oddly enough.
>>25788613It's camo is pic related, even before you train up a crew with Camo skill. Especially since lights have identical camo values when moving and stationary, while all other tanks are easier to spot. Gives it a higher "effective" view range because the enemy has to get closer to spot you.
I found getting desert camo helped my scouting a lot. I mean it's hard to bush babby when there are no bushes, but now that camo paint stacks with camo net even the little tiny bushes do okay.
>>25788613That's every on-tier match in my Matilda. A thing of beauty she is, bounces damn near everything.
>>25788879I dunno. I can get through the matilda in my T-28 if I flank it or aim for the turret rung, but the rubber duck? I need to hit that thing right in the viewport to have even a hope of dealing any damage.
>>25788879>Tier IV match in a MatildaIt was a thing of beauty before the Brit TD line...still pretty beautiful, but not as much
>>25788879>>25788925I just thought of something that would be hilarious.All 'tilda match, no LJAs.
>>25788925>Brit TD line>My face when AT-2I swear to christ I have shot down on its cupola hatch and the fucker bounced it.
BlackJack? You dead man?
Anyone want a decently good heavy driver in their clan?
>>25788879I don't think I've actually found a British tank I liked aside from the TOG, and that's just because the things are hilarious.>>25788983Times like this make me glad my Tiger can usually either penetrate anything or at least aim well enough to hit a weak point.I've had a few times where I got into brawls with Lowe or Tiger II's and, by some miracle, come out on top because damned if all later-model German tanks don't have the same weakpoint, and I keep running into people who don't bring a fire extinguisher,
>>25788983"I say, is it raining?""Dear me, I believe these ruffians are shooting at us!""Do quiet them, I shant have my tea spilt!"
>>25788922I find the rubber duck pretty easy to kill, though that's probably because I only ever see them in my Matilda with the LJA.