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You are a Magical Girl, and...you've had quite the day, so far.

From finding out that your client's kind of a scheming superbitch but is actually also kind of nice, to finding out that she's also hired you to protect her from a bunch of yaks seeking to sign her on - it's definitely been quite a busy first day for this mission. You doubt that you could take three more days of this, to be honest.

But with that said, you can't help but be...satisfied with yourself. Happy would be pushing it. Satisfied, yes.

Satisfied that you were able to be diplomatic for the first time. Without shooting someone in the kneecaps. Or in their stupid fat faces.

It's kind of strange to be pleased with something like that, but it's enough for you. You'll take your victories where you can get them.

...Mami would be proud of you.

Heh. There's always a first time for everything.
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>>25754449

Seems that things are winding down a bit, though. It's still morning, and from what you've heard from Ruri, she's got quite the itinerary to attend to today. But right now seems to be a good time to step back and check things out a bit, as well as get Sayaka updated about what you've learned. The super idol you're supposed to guard seems to be trying to calm down a panic attack, most probably from the unexpected visit from the yaks, earlier.

Speaking of that unexpected visit, you've sent Deepthroat down to fetch the leader of the security detail downstairs. Ruri had tried to make you step down from that, but since you're in charge of her security now, you'd at least want to try and get things handled properly, your own way.

In any case, you're doing some winding down of your own. Sayaka is sitting beside you, finishing off the remainder of her breakfast earlier - while you tried to give the pancakes a chance. Yes, they're not piping hot or fluffy anymore, but they're not all that bad. Certainly not anything approaching what Mami could make, but edible. And you hate wasting food.

"You going to finish that, Murderface?" Sayaka says through a mouthful of food, having already cleared her own plate and is only just starting on Ruri's own leftovers. You narrow your eyes at her - just how hungry is she? You'd have expected this kind of appetite from Kyoko, but not her.

"Eversor physiology," The Blueberry replies, turning from you to briefly chug down a glassful of orange juice, before burping rather cutely. "Big breakfasts, then just snacks all throughout the day. We need the calories, since we're not sedentary wastes of space like Vindicares are."

Oh. Well, that explains how every Eversor you know almost always acts like a spoiled kid high on sugar, then.

"Fuck you, Murderface. Are you gonna finish those or not?"

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>>25754454

You have a few moments to spare before the leader of the security detail gets here.

What do you do first?

[]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.
[]Call Kyoko, ask her to give a report and how Midori's doing.
[]Ask Sayaka about her disillusionment about Kirishima Ruri.
[]Ask Ruri about her itinerary for today.
[]Other.
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>>25754464

[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.

Mission first. The yakuza involvement was unexpected and could be problematic.
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>>25754454
>[x]Ask Sayaka about her disillusionment about Kirishima Ruri.
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>>25754464
[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group
[x]Ask Ruri about her itinerary for today.
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>>25754464
[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.
[x]Also question why we were not informed about Ruri's apparent fascination with us, as well her suspiciously deep knowledge of Magical Girls.
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[1]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.
[2]Call Kyoko, ask her to give a report and how Midori's doing.
[3]Ask Sayaka about her disillusionment about Kirishima Ruri.

in that order. Business first, then making sure Kyouko hasn't set Midori on fire, then Sayaka's disillusionment. She might have caught something Chiaki missed.

Itinerary can wait. Well probably get told about it later anyway.
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>>25754464
>[]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group
Because we might need to waste them.
>[]Ask Ruri about her itinerary for today.
Because we need to know what we're getting into.

Also, shoot the kneecaps of whoever let the stooges in. Unless they were beaten up already. Then beat them up one more time for being weak.
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[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.
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>>25754514
[x] This.
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>>25754464

Well, its too early for Kyoko to come up with results yet.

>[x]Ask Ruri about her itinerary for today.

The good thing is that since sayaka is the contest winner. She is the one that has to stick to Ruri.
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>>25754587
Let's put her between us and the camera.
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>>25754454
[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.
[x]Call Kyoko, ask her to give a report and how Midori's doing.
[x]Other: Comment Sayaka`s eating habits.

"Are you sure it has to do with Eversor Phisiology or did you just menage get pregnant behind Kyoko`s back?"
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>>25754464
Ask Sayaka about Ruri
The tell Ruri to drop the act around Sayaka, she is also one of ours if she hasn't already guessed and is actually sort of our right hand murderhobo

Tojo group can wait
Midori can wait until we are not in the vicinity of the idol
We will find out said idol's interary soon enough
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>>25754587
sadly as she said on the webcast and as we read in our Job description we need to escort her. Even more now that there is a legitimate threat to her
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>>25754514
This
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>>25754624
Sayaka is close support, we're range.
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>>25754624
We can watch from afar. Sayaka will contact us if anything goes south. Lets not forget she is one of the top Magical girls in the Officio. We have other shit to do, like shoring up the hotel security, collecting intel, and memorizing the hotel layout.
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>>25754464
[x] Ask Ruri about her itinerary

We're the goddamn Warmaster now, we don't have to check in with Kyuubey after every development in a mission. We can make our own judgements now.
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>>25754658
>>25754659
That doesn't quite work once she has all but declared her intent to stick us within arms reach for four days already
We might be ranged and we might have things to do but I sort of doubt she will give in that easily
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>>25754597
>get pregnant behind Kyoko`s back

IS IT TIME FOR FILTHY MEXICAN HALF-BREEDS!?
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>>25754464
[x] Other
Do that check for magic

We were going to do that, right? Make sure we're not in a mass hallucination, right? We're not all ensorcelled, right?
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>>25754683
We did that last thread. Everything is fine.
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>>25754673

Well if she wants to follow us when we do our job and ignores her own, I guess that's up to her.
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[X] make a mental note to get a box to put in the corner of our office

If anyone asks it is the box and it is for punishment
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>>25754699
Don't think it is quite going to work that way
We might get short periods away but no shirking our actual escort part of the escort job
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>>25754690
>We did that last thread.
I- I missed a thread?!
>Everything is fine.
HOW CAN EVERYTHING BE FINE I MISSED A THREAD AAAAAA
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>>25754773
t helps to follow Decu's twitter.
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>>25754597
"Or did you just get pregnant"

Is probably a better response. She always responds more amusingly when we insinuate about what she does with Kyouko in private time.
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>>25754464
[x]Ask Ruri about today's itenerary, and figure out how much we're going to have to attend and/or be filmed at as well.
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>>25754506
>Also question why we were not informed about Ruri's apparent fascination with us, as well her suspiciously deep knowledge of Magical Girls.
She asked for us specifically for a "good time" and knew our rank. That sort of implies that she knows a lot about magical girls and may be fascinated with us!
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>>25754821
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>>25754816

I come straight to /tg/ when I wake up. But these threads his the bump limit pretty easy, so I also check the catalog for "noir" from about 6am to 11pm.
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>>25754866
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>>25754866
We should say that to Midori.

See if her head explodes.
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>>25754866
Hue.
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>>25754876
You can also check suptg or foolz.us to see if you missed anything.
For foolz I suggest using Decu's name with only OP posts, for me it's easier than suptg because it shows the first post in full (usually)
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>>25754876
It helps to follow Deculture's Twitter.
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>>25754898
With Modern Science™ This Is Now Possible!

Although you'd need to do science to one of their ova and also find a male to get a bunch of sperm cells and do science to that so that you can put what you used science to get out of the ovum into them

tl;dr SCIENCE
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>>25754960
Someone said SCIENCE?
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Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>25754975

AWAY crazy franken-bitch this is no time for science, we are on a mission
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>>25754960
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>>25754975
Yes! With Modern Science™ anything is possible! The question now is, how will we apply Modern Science™ to this quest?
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>>25754992

are the writeups from other authors on there too?
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>>25754992
Looking at those just makes me wish the Ebook of Bloodquest got finished.
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>>25755002
Yeah, but they haven't been updated since last week.
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>>25754960
Well, do The Girls know any cool dudes?

Or are we going to have to send Souji some more porn so he can make a donation?
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>>25755030
After re-reading the Siberia Arc, it sounds like Midori's dad would be a cool dude.
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>>25754485 >>25754503 >>25754506 >>25754514

You decide to give Kyuubey a call while Sayaka continues to devour Ruri's leftovers. The phone at the other end rings exactly three times before he picks up. When he does, though, you are hit by the background noise of what sounds like a lot of voices chattering in the background. Female, from what you can tell by the squealing.

"Ah, thank you. Yes, please hold it up to my ear--that's better." It's here he clears his throat. "Alright. Yes, Matsuda? I trust the mission is going well?"

You blink at this, silent for a few moments before replying. Yes, things are...for lack of a better word, going well. Just a few snags, but nothing too major except for the reason you called.

"Good to hear it, Matsuda. As I've made clear before, I was rather concerned about how you'd perform in a mission of high importance such as this. I am relieved to hear that my fears are allayed, at least." Another clearing of his throat. "I was surprised to find out about your cosplaying hobby, to be honest. Not that I have anything against it, of course - I've always supported my agents to have hobbies of their own, barring that of regularly trying to find out just how much alcohol they can imbibe and still be able to wield firearms reliably."

You thank him for the vote of confidence, before the other things that he said manage to sink in.

...Wait, what cosplaying hobby? You haven't told him about your cover yet. And...what's that racket in the background, anyway? Where is he?

"At the general meeting room, Matsuda. Since quite a few of the Officio are also fans of your client, I've decided to allow them to use it and its widescreen to watch the webcast. They're quite impressed with how you're sticking to your role, although a few are also incensed about how you're communicating with your client. I'll not name names, of course."

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>>25755050
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
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>>25755050
>"At the general meeting room, Matsuda. Since quite a few of the Officio are also fans of your client, I've decided to allow them to use it and its widescreen to watch the webcast. They're quite impressed with how you're sticking to your role, although a few are also incensed about how you're communicating with your client. I'll not name names, of course."
>commence frothing at the mouth
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>>25755050

da fuq

One does not simply purge her own officio.

What do.
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>>25755050

...So. The entire Officio - at least the girls currently on active duty - are going to be watching you screw this whole thing up?

"Well, now. That's a bit pessimistic, isn't it? You're well within the bounds of adequate performance from what I'm seeing. The fact that you haven't shot your client yet is proof enough."

...Right. Fine. You try to ignore that little revelation and give it to him straight - that the Tojo Group seems to have their sights on your client. Personal visit from them has Ruri sucking air from a paper bag, and a security guard potentially getting his kneecaps shot off.

"I see. Quite serious. Do you have the name of their representative? I'm sure one of them did most of the talking."

You fish out the card from your inventory and read off it. Some guy named Yoshitaka Mine. Looked pretty serious. President of the Hakuho-kai, or something like that.

"...Well. I see they've promoted him." Kyuubey sounds mildly impressed. "I know of him, Matsuda. A prior client - he's the one who took out a contract for the Inagawa-kai Yakuza overboss. I sent Sakura Kyoko to take care of it, seeing as you chose to retire Kirika Kure instead." It's then that he makes a slight grunting sound. "He was just a middle manager of sorts, then. It's reasonable to assume that he was promoted due to Sakura Kyoko's success with that particular operation."

If that's the case, why does Kyuubey sound like he's just had his jimmies rustled?

"Because he's never taken up another assignment from us, despite a cordial, verbal agreement. But perhaps the fact is that he's found a more competitive Officio to outsource such duties to, and a few of my sources say that it may be the Tenth."

[2/3]
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>>25755078

I belive in cases such as this an exception may be made
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>>25755079

...Jyuubey, huh. Well. He's certainly finding more and more ways to fuck with you.

"I wouldn't take this personally. He hasn't done anything I would've done." A pause. "Well, besides what happened in Siberia, of course. We will seek retaliation for that in due time, in due process."

Damn right you are. And you'll be leading that op, no questions asked.

"...Yes. Very well. But focus on your mission for now, Matsuda. I will see what can be done with the Tojo Group. In the meantime, is there anything else you'd like to mention? Do you require additional resources, or anything of the like?"

How do you respond?
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>>25755079

>"Because he's never taken up another assignment from us, despite a cordial, verbal agreement. But perhaps the fact is that he's found a more competitive Officio to outsource such duties to, and a few of my sources say that it may be the Tenth."

OK. HE DIES.
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>>25755008
I could take a stab at finishing it or making a new one, although trying to find the quest on sup/tg/ gives me a few random threads at most.
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>>25755095
>Permission to murder any stray yaks and megucas that wander in my gunsight with no questions asked?
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>>25755049
...Perhaps not as a sperm donor for getting his daughter pregnant with another girl, though.
That might be a little too out there.
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>>25755095
[x]"Just to clear things up, I am not cosplaying. Murder Mayumi is based off me."
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>>25755096

huh, the plot thickens, whats the betting it was him who called the rape-hit on Iori?
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>>25755095
>[x]Additional support has arrived, yes?

I'm pretty sure we asked for another squad to act as overwatch during the whole thing right?
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>>25755108
Oh dont worry about it, just one of my favourites.
It's only 26 threads long anyway, easy enough to read as it is.
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>>25755095

My principal appears to have a suprisingly large amount of information pertaining to Magical Girls, and myself in particular. Do *we* have any information on her regarding her involvement with meguca in the past?
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>>25755050
>You decide to give Kyuubey a call while Sayaka continues to devour Ruri's leftovers.
Decu, that didn't sound alright. It didn't sound alright at all.
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>>25755141
This. Information is ammunition.

And Timestop is half the battle.
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>>25755095

A tap on the Tojo and Yohshitaka's communications.

Getting Misaka or one of the officio's tech experts to do SIGINT would help us immeasurably if they plan to engage any hostile actions.
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>>25755079
Yet another reason for a good ol' fashioned purge.
>>25755095
[x] "Some actual intel would have been nice, but it's a bit late for that now. There is one thing, though. Put me on speakerphone for a sec.
I. AM. NOT. COSPLAYING."
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>>25755050

Great, they put up the live stream where everyone in the officio can see.

Pinky must be involved somehow.

>>25755095

>[x]Try to get information.
We will need to find out. 1. Who is supplying security at the concert. 2. The fate of the Tojo Production idols
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>>25755095
[x] Just have the computer information thingy team on hand to make sure nothing goes out that you wouldn't like to get out. I don't want to be able to not defend the client because I think you might not approve of the publicity backlash. That, and please take note I'll be ensuring the client's safety, which might cause future complications with ex-clients like the Tojo group.

>>25755050
>a few are also incensed about how you're communicating with your client
[x]Tell them that employee of the month may get a chance to get similar bodyguard jobs based on rankings, then. That might boost their enthusiasm and get them working harder.

Chidori, giving a damn what they think? Unless they're actively staring at her and giggling, eh. She's too shellshocked to bother about that kind of thing when it's not right in her face.
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>>25755095

"I would like for somebody to drag up the files on the doppleganger of Ruri that was killed, (provided we have access to police records of course) my curiosity is piqued, and if somebody could find out if anybody in the officio dated Ruri ever that would be nice."
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>>25755095
"According to my client, the camera used back during the mission where I failed to guard Iori properly was also a webcast. Supposedly she made her own efforts to make sure it didn't circulate around, but I have a bad feeling all the same, so if there's anything we can do on our end to make sure a video of Iori nearly getting raped, us murdering a bunch of goons with a golden weapon, and my new assistant being implicated as a perpetrator remains as scarce as humanly possible."
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>>25755095
[x] "The Tenth is really trying his utmost to be a pain in the ass, isn`t he?
You really should try to keep him on a tight leash or I will have to look for a way to terminate him permanently."
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>>25755095
Pretend I remembered my [x] here.
>>25755164
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>>25755095
[x] Request a Callidus support specialist.
If the Yak is associated with the Tenth, there's a good chance he'll contract an MG or three to take us out and to send a message.
We can take care of any Saint, but a Callidus could warn us of shenanigans and give us a few valuable seconds to get Ruri to safety.
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>>25755159
>Chidori
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>>25755151

>SIGINT

Yes, tapping their comms should be useful but we cant rely on it all the time.

Then again, it might reveal the mole.
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>>25755156
This would be a great picture but WTF at white Godoka's teeth.
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>>25755095
Request information on the incident with the 'Ruri cosplayer' being murdered.
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>>25755201
Quality animation.
Besides you already know who's going to win.
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>>25755095

Its time to initiate Project "VERGELTUNG".
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>>25755201
ha ha im making the edits
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>>25755095
A few undercover backups keeping an eye out and one or two keeping tabs on Tojo for major movements

Also when we get the opportunity look into what happens to their idols and if it warrants purging we are doing it with Sayaka and Kyouko leading
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>>25755193
[x] this

Because the yaks probably know it takes a magical girl to kill a magical girl.
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>Kharn
>less than 190
>even with the enormous goddamn heels built into the fleshmetal
Weird, I always imagined her as at least 2m.
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>>25755193
[x] This!
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>>25755295
It's the Russian accent
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>>25755271
Or a very large rifle cannon thing. Or plastic explosive. Fire won't work as demonstrated off-screen. Small arms won't do it either because lol timestop.
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>>25755262
Midori being at eye-level with Kharn's breasts is pretty convenient for her.
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>>25755095
Finally made it. What's goin' on?
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>>25755327
We're about to ruin the day of one if not all of the guards in this place.
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>>25755327

Conference room full of officio MGs watching the Damn Webcast with QB.
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>>25755295
>>25755304
Those extra dozen or so centimeters you're missing there is the tongue.
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>>25755295

If she were two meters tall, Midorin would've had a really hard time trying to slap her.
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>>25755346
Nyet. It's just a waste of bullets.

>>25755355
Chiaki is the Queen of Not Giving a Fuck. Or at least, appearing to not give one.
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>>25755406
>Nyet. It's just a waste of bullets.
We don't run out of bullets. But we ARE going to be making them sweat bullets.

>in b4 they laugh at the cosplayer trying to give them orders and tell us to run along; and then try to take away our "props"
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>inb4 we have to perform at the concert
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>>25755398
Yeh I forget that most of the main characters are Japanese girls and thus tiny.
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>>25755262

Khans face needs to be a little longer I think, she looks a little.... squashed
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>>25755457
maybe it's because of the same face syndrome
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>>25755425
>Concert
>Implying the Saints won`t choose exactly this moment to attack
>Implying Midori-O-Vision won`t be about us trying to save ourselves against a Saint-Attack who try to kidnap Midori

I can FEEL the incoming healing already.
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>>25755500
>Ruri forces us to perform
>Saints attack just before our piece
>"You have no idea how happy I am to see you here. Now [x] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS!"
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>>25755515
>for your valiant entry you get to choose how you die
>shredded via autocannons
>smashed
>shot to death via DEagle
>the choice is yours
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>>25755500
We could have gotten a Callidus or two and a Vindicare Squad for support, but people wanted to complain about the Officio watching the webcast instead.
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>>25755515
>>25755500
>concert
>cameras everywhere
>specopsMGs out of fucking nowhere
>"Oi, you best be cheerful as ever and in awe of those special effects"
>"what special effects"
>*reloads* "the flashy kind"

NANANANANANANANANA~ MURDER MAYUMI~
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>>25755577
>*reloads*
>without firing a single time
lolno
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>>25755594
It's like you don't like cheesy 80's action movies
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>>25755606
I don't.
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>>25755594
Part of her performance on stage was her firing a gun loaded with blanks.
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>>25755594
Okay then
>loads weapon
We, being OPERATOR as fuck, practice proper gun safety.
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>tfw we still haven`t put the MIGs we stole to good use
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>>25755691
We can drop some on the saints while they're busy performing super sentai poses slapstick style
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>>25755138 >>25755193 >>25755141 >>25755153

You do have a couple of things you'd like to request, if he's asking.

"Very well. Tell me and I'll do my best to accommodate."

Right. Yes. Well. First off, you'd like to ask Kyuubey to try and scour for as much information about your client as he can. She seems to know quite a lot about you and the industry, and she's even admitted to having a relationship with one. There's also the incident two years past, when a dead body that was a dead ringer for Ruri was found in Santa Destroy, during one of her concerts. Everything he can find about the idol, basically.

"...Well, I suppose I can have the Vanus check again. Perhaps they'll find something about that incident. As for her prior history to any agents...well, Matsuda, we do try to respect the privacy of our clients. Blackmail has stopped being one of our main revenue streams." A pregnant silence, here. "...But I'm sure we'll be able to find something. I will see to it personally."

Right. Fine. You'd like that delivered to you via your phone as soon as possible.

"Right. Anything else?"

Yes. A Callidus support specialist. Someone reliable and professional, who doesn't get starstruck easily. If the Tenth is involved with the Tojo Group, then there's the possibility that a few Magical Girls will be sent your way, to mess things up and do some damage. Any other threat can easily be taken care of between you and Sayaka, but if a Callidus gets sent, then at least you'll have someone to counter it.

"I see. Very well. I'll send the best I have on active duty. Expect to receive her tonight. She'll be accompanying the vindicares you requested as overwatch."

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>>25755722

...Sure. You can wait.

For a mutant cat, your boss is being strangely reasonable, nowadays.

"What do you mean, Matsuda? This has always been how I've handled things with you and the other girls."

Really?...Well, maybe you've been a bit uncharitable to him in the past.

"Nothing I'm not used to, Matsuda. In any case, put it out of your mind, and focus on your mission. I will update you as soon as I can. ...Oh, and if possible, try to project a better image when you're on camera. The girls here are very proud to have their Warmaster being seen all over the world, and Mami herself is sending her regards."

R-right. Fine. You thank him, and end the connection right there before things get too weird.

"So what'd the mutant cat say?" Sayaka asks, and you relay the conversation as best as you can, without giving too many details that Ruri might overhear - the idol's locked herself in the suite bathroom, probably throwing up or something. She blinks at this, before shaking her head. "...Huh. Kyuubey actually granted a personnel request? That's...new. He's not really up for that kinda thing." It's then that her expression turns sly. "What're you doing, huh? Are you buttering up to the boss to get these kinda favors?"

You snort at this, and continue taking your pancake pile to pieces, albeit at a slower pace than Sayaka. The only thing you know how to butter up are pancakes, and you've shot your boss to pieces for just looking at you funny.

"But that's always how he looks at everyone," Sayaka points out.

Exactly. Why.

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>>25755716
IIRC the Saints never resorted to outright. It was all posing, declarations of intent and whatnot. We can easily cap them while they will be at it.
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>>25755740
*outright murder

Fuck.
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>>25755733

It's then that someone knocks on the suite door, and it's opened with a careful, almost painfully-slow deliberation. As it swings open, you see Deepthroat looking like she's just about to shake herself to pieces, with one of the suited gorillas that had stopped you from entering the hotel earlier. He's just as sweaty and nervous as Deepthroat is, and that's saying something.

"H-here he is, Miss M-Matsuda," Deepthroat quakes. "U-um, can I be excused, here? I...I don't want to be here when you shoot his kneecaps out..."

The security guard visibly pales at this, but he's standing straighter at least.

You nod after a moment, and Deepthroat all but runs out of the suite, slamming the door behind her. The sound of it loud enough to startle the already-frightened guard, although he's making a show of not being afraid.

"This is the guy who let the yaks in?" Sayaka mutters as she loudly crunches on some bacon strips. "Well, I'll leave you to it, Murderface. Try not to get any blood on curtains, huh? Those are a bitch to get out."

...Why is everyone assuming that? You're not some sort of kneecap-shooting-out maniac, here.

"Hey, I'm just going along with the flow." Blueberry chugs down another glass of orange juice. "I'd do it myself, but this isn't my op."

You can tell her to do it for you, though. You outrank her, right?

"Yeah. But you wouldn't, because you're not an asshole in that kinda way." Sayaka grins, before turning to glare at the guard. "HEY! Who the fuck told you to eyeball us, huh?"

The guard swallows audibly at this, and you can see him fighting back the instinct to backpedal. "N-not eyeballing you, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am."

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>>25755745

"Tch. Probably just a meathead with a gun. If they'd only do their jobs right, we won't have to do this sorta babysitting stuff." The Eversor growls. "Go do your bit, Murderface. Preferably before Kirishima stops crying in the bathroom."

...What happened to Ruri-sama?

"I said shut up and get on with it."

How do you proceed with the security detail leader?
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[x] Explain the lapse. Now. Before I scratch my itch with a .50 express.
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>>25755751
There were 5-6 yaks here that shouldn't have been. Explain yourself and make it good.

Your health is on the line.
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>>25755751
[X] Professional and straight to the point.

"I'd like to ask. Just what did those Yaks do that convinced you to let them in without even as much as a simple pat-down for their guns?"

Professional Chiaki is on a roll. Let's keep it that way.
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>>25755751

"why did you let the Yakuuza in?"

pause for effect

"do you not like your kneecaps? have the wronged you in some way?"
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>>25755751

[X] hear him out first.

"Hello again... so what happened to not letting anyone else enter the hotel?"
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>>25755751
So

You got scared of some fancy guys shooting your head off and assumed that your boss won't do the same in case of your massive fuck up.

Do remind me, what was your purpose again?

(basically, grill him raw and watch him squirm. Then instruct him to call you in case of eventual shit like that)
(No violence day, fuck yeah. Mami is gonna praise us so much)
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>>25755751
[x] Use overwhelming force...mental, that is. Make sure that he really, *really* gets that whatever bribes or threats the Yakuza used to get in, they'll really pale in comparison to what will happen to him if you see another Yak or any other unauthorized person close to Ruri during the mission, and the only reason he's not lost the use of his legs is that it'd be a bother to find another no-doubt equally shady bodyguard to replace him.
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>[x]"Do you know why you are here?"
Obvious and direct questions, perhaps we can get some info on security i.e. Are all the guards at the bottom of the lift.

Anyway it looks like we are on a time limit, the moment Ruri comes out of the bathroom we will have to get back to acting.
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>>25755751
[x] Personally, I'd have preferred to do this from the roof. Taking the honorable route of taking a dive off of the 70th floor for such a colossal fuck-up makes things easier to sort out afterwards.
"So, first things first. What leverage did the Tojo goons use to get through security? Be honest here; I'd prefer to get this done quickly."
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>>25755751
[x] Start by punching him in the gut. Nice and gentle, enough to knock the wind out of him but not cause massive internal haemorrhaging. We're being diplomatic here.
Then, get right up in his face, and tell him to look closely at our eyes. Pretty freaky, right? Well, he should believe us when we say that there are worse things out there than a bunch of Yak thugs. Much worse.
Then ask him who the mole is.
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>>25755791
[x]
I like this anon.
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>>25755804
>No violence day, fuck yeah. Mami is gonna praise us so much
She will give us a pile of pancakes and headpats if we actually pull it off.
Keep your eyes on the prize, Chiaki!
Pancakes!
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>>25755751
[X] scary and direct

"So what made you think letting those goons in was ok? And do be aware that if I even THINK you're being dishonest with me, your health may... suffer."
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>>25755751
>Ruri-sama
WE'VE STARTED CALLING HER SAMA
RED ALERT
WE'RE UNDER HER CONTROL NOW
SHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNS
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>>25755857
Uh, no, we pointed out that Sayaka had STOPPED calling her Ruri-sama.
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>>25755751
You have one minute to explain.
If I do not like it then you are going to learn to fly or end up a stain on the pavement
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>>25755867
oh okay
powering down shadowruns
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>>25755751
[x] "What exactly went through your head when you let someone who wasn`t even on a visiting schedule get past your people just like that? What kind of shitty third-rate security company are you people if you didn`t even do as much as making a call that the client is alright with some stranger coming in uninvited like that?"
[x]Just chew him out a bit but no violence, stay professional, point out the security holes and what they need to work at.
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>>25755879
>powering down shadowruns
YOU FOOL
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>He thinks there is a way to curb down paranoia
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>>25755751
[x]GENDO POSE. We have a table before us for a reason.
"So. You're hired to protect a client. A few burly Yakuza types wish to see this young lady. You do not confiscate the weapons obviously concealed under their clothing. You do not escort them. You let them simply roll on up to have a private chat with her.

Why? Please, tell me."
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Uh, guys, do remember there's a Yak mole in Ruri's organisation. Sooner we find him the better.
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>>25755935
For all we know, we may have just found him. And if not him, if we get the right answers from him, we may be closer to finding the real one.
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>>25755935
>mole
>just one
Dohohohoho
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Blackmail, or bribe, do you think? Or did someone get the jump on them and hold them with guns to their heads?

Either way, just be reminded to check to make sure if this guy is lying or telling the truth by checking the security cams footage, as well as interview another guy to see if their stories match up.

It's far too easy to say "oh, they caught us with our pants down" or whatever.
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>>25755971
>Or did someone get the jump on them and hold them with guns to their heads?
If this, then they need to shape up their security procedures, so that each guard is covered by at least one other guard, and that they call in shit like this.

If it's the former two, then we will dig deeper.
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>>25755971
>It's far too easy to say "oh, they caught us with our pants down" or whatever.

If thats his excuse, he'll be lucky to get off with his kneecaps intact. Saying "oops, we dun goofed" on something like this means he's either so incompetent he should be fired on the spot, or he's a fucking traitor.
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>>25755751
[x] "You have two minutes to explain why I should choose retrenchment over defenestration."
If he starts begging, throw him out. If he actually does something competent and tells us who let them in/why he let them in, points out how to fix this issue, then he's somewhat forgiven.
Also, we need to be patched into the security network, contingency plans, evacuation routes and emergency response frequencies.
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>>25755971
My money is on blackmail
Gambling debts, protection money, poor sick old grandma who needs expensive medicine that being an idols chief of security doesn't cover

Something is gonna come out to make us feel bad about wanting to kill him
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>>25756091
>Something is gonna come out to make us feel bad about wanting to kill him
Not if we kill him first. Or forget it the next time we take nap.
You know, the old Murderface lifestyle had it's up sides.
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>>25756124
Always look at the briiight side of life

na, nana, nananananana
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>>25756124
It really did
We didn't care about who we shot or why, we just did it then went to drain a few barrels of whiskey until we passed out and dragged ourself to the couch or maybe the officio if they wouldn't stop bugging us until we had someone else to shoot
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We have requested Callidus backup and Midori is currently out on assignment. That means we will be getting whatshername (the kimono wearing slutbag)?
She and Ruri might actually get along rather well.
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>>25756288
She is coming tonight. TONIGHT. That is plenty of opportunities for things to go wrong until then. Very wrong.
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>>25756288
I would not mind getting to know her better. What was our last impression of her?
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>>25756288
Mmm more kimono wearing slutbag
Maybe the vindicare leader will show up again as well.

Shouldn't we have actually known about her anyway? She sort of was our superior
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>>25756303

Chiaki's last impression of the Callidus rank lead was something along the lines of "she's going to be troublesome/annoying."

which pretty much applies to everyone with few rare exceptions, really.
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>>25756288
sounds delicious.
anyway, don't rule out a new character!
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>>25756288
>>25756303
>>25756340
... who?
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what if the Callidus backup turns out to be Ruri's past love?
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>>25756342
Sounds about right.

So Callidus' personalities are similar to glamours spies/pop singers?
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>>25756401
then its time for maximum shadowruns
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>>25756401
Maximum shadowrun.

Why is Ruri scared? Is this not a ruse? I cannot imagine someone with the guts to order the warmaster to come to her, the person who lovingly fondle a sniper rifle, the lady who knows all about magical girls, to be scared of a mere mobster.
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>>25754866
Madicka is a miracle of the universe.
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>>25756423
The Tojo corp is probably no mere gang
Betting her lover died because of them
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>>25756383
One of the megucas we asked to meet at the end of thread 99/ start of 100.
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>>25756441
Haha, time for backstories!

I suppose neckbeards are still suspicious of her being the prophet or a minion of the prophet?
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>>25756441

what if the body double was actually the MG she loved? gone out to pose as Ruri to keep her safe during the contest?

probably just paranoia but you know...
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>>25756441
>Betting her lover died because of them
Her love(r) is alive. Decu confirmed it at the end of the last thread.
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>>25756528
This is too good to pass up. Pass the peanut butter sauce anon.
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>>25756543

http://exhentai.org/g/474076/294b372107/
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>>25756543
I believe the aforementioned word Madicka should be lead enough.
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>>25756556
>>25756558

Thanks good anons!
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>>25756503
>alive
But in what condition?
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Rolled 97

>>25756579
aww, different anon but the link is deaaaaaaaaad
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>>25756556
damn, i can never remember the trick to making those links work.
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>>25756383
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25195380/#p25198868
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25234611/#p25234621
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>>25756582
Brainwashed condition, I bet. Into a certain alcoholic smoker
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>>25756582
Given that meguca can easily regenerate any physical harm, the only terminal conditions would be "witched-out" and "too crazy to carry on".
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Just got home from work and saw Decu put my comic from yesterday up on his twitter. Holy shit I feel honoured.
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>>25756423
She knows what can happen. We did almost botch the Iori mission until Pinky happened and that got our principal felt up and almost raped.

She might also be one of those people who freak out if she isn't on top of the situation.
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We need to find out if Deepthroat has the same perverted streak Tomoko has.
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>>25756603
>Karasawa Enishi

What reference am I missing out on?

And etiquette officer?
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>>25756602
change ex to g.e-
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>>25756629
True enough. Still keeping my shadowruns at 1+.
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Rolled 9

Chikuwa incoming, I can feel it.
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>>25756644
Doesn't work with loli stuff.
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>>25756290
You know, we have a whole group of magical girls sitting in a lounge, watching the warmaster cosplaying, and not one callidus amongst them who would be interested in watching it first person?
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>>25756660
But we're not even in autosage yet!
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>>25756668

And by that, I mean, arrive now instead of tonight.
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>>25756602
Clear your cookies. Log in to e-hentai. Open exhentai.
It really isn't hard.
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>>25756672
It's coming anon

You cannot stop it
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>>25756666
>loli

Welp, anon's gonna need that backdoor program. Nice quads.
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>>25756629
>She might also be one of those people who freak out if she isn't on top of the situation.
I need to sober up and/or get my mind out of the gutter. Took me 3 readings to figure you might mean it in a figurative way.
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>>25756595
If by "dead" you mean "I am seeing an image of a sad panda", no it's not. Google how to get into exhentai.
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>>25756719
nah, it's dead 'cause it's loli apparently, so g.e- don't work
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>>25756740
nono, use exhentai easy
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>>25756696
Oh I'm sure it works with both meanings.
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NYAN NYAN
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>>25756766
NYAN NYAN
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>>25756766
NYAN NYAN
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>>25756766
NYAN NYAN
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>>25756774
NIHAO NYAN
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>>25756774
>>25756782
>>25756786
uh oh
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Rolled 84

>>25756786
NYAN NYAN
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>>25756782
ONE JOB!!
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>>25756782
>>25756786
FUCK!
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>>25756786
oh god, we're stuck a nyan loop... What have we done?
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>>25756789
Gorgeous!
We can fix it!
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>>25756797

NYAN NYAN
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>>25756774
>>25756782
>>25756786
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>>25756786
>>25756782
>>25756774
>>25756766

Christ and Kreimheld Gretchen kissing how do you continue to fuck this up?
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>>25756804
>We can fix it!

It's fucked m8
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>>25756804
DELICIOUS!
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>>25756794
/tg/ has been like a fighter trying to cast spells.
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>>25756813
DECULTURE!
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>>25756812
>>25756811
>>25756810
>>25756809
>>25756804
>>25756797
>>25756795
>>25756794
>>25756794
>>25756793
>>25756791
>>25756789
>>25756786
>>25756782
>>25756774
>>25756774
>>25756766
when someone NYAN NYAN's any prospective second NYAN NYANers must roll a d100 in order to determine which of them gets to actually say NYAN NYAN again. Then the original NYAN NYANer does NIHAO NYAN, followed by the second NYAN NYANer

Overcomplicated?

IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE THAT DECU POSTS
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>>25756825
Reminds me of the first times we tried the summon.
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>>25756774
>>25756782
>>25756786

YOU HAD ONE JOB!
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".........So, /tg/, are you my master?"
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>>25756825
We cast Fist!
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>>25756837
Guys let's just...calm down. We can put some stockings out in one of them boxes with a stick. He'll show.
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>>25756825

Muscle wizard punches harder.
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>>25756852
ahahahaha
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>>25756852
HELL YES, BEST SERVANT IS A GO
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>>25756837
How about no one tries to complete the summon?

1 mage tries at a time. No interference.
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>>25756839
We had this discussion already didn't we?
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>>25756876
Nihao Nyan.
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I am more okay with summoning Archer instead of Decu this than I should be
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>>25756889
Most likely.
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>>25756891
Rules of nature.
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>>25756876
What,, through samefaggotry? But one mage is not powerful enough! And then you may as well just say NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NIHAO NYAN GORGEOUS DELICIOUS DECULTURE
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>>25756922
Alright, anon, you try to run a conjuration academy and see what rules you will use to stop Nero Sabers from showing up all over the place.
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>>25756903
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COME UP, WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
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>>25756935
But...but why would you want to?
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>>25756939
ALIVE
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Fuck it let's just post the remix of the damn NYAN NYAN clip, it's the only way to be sure!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_B87sHLhA
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>>25756957
FOR A WHILE
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>>25756968
NO CHOICE
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>>25756978
GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
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>>25756962
It never stops!
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>>25756987
ALIIIIVE! WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
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>>25756962
PLEB TIER
BEHOLD PERFECTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTe7-F8evs
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>>25756989
That's nothing. You should hear trainroll.
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>>25756997
NO CHOICE, OUT HERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
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>>25756998
How many remixes does Un Owen HAVE?
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>>25757025
It has every mix.
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>>25757025
All of them.
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>>25757019
what's done is done, survive to see another day
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>>25756998
What is this drug? Why am I getting hallucinations from it?
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>>25756998
And I thought I'd heard all eight million U.N. Owen mixes.
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>>25756998
I think I just came.
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Jesus Christ
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So what would your reaction be if Ruri sang "nyan nyan" as the opening song of her concert?
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>>25757107
Open fire.
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>>25757107

just normal, unless it brings forth an unspeakable horror from the dark side of the moon.

wasn't Pinky's gem behind the moon near Decu's house?
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>>25757141

You know decu will make it happen, just because, now.
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>>25757107
Ruri and the crowd start chanting NYAN NYAN.

Chiaki freaks out. "WHAT THE FUCK IS DECULTURE"
"IS IT REALLY THAT DELICIOUS"
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>>25757107
Get kyubey to form a contract with the Decu self-insert, of course.
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>>25757107
But if Decu is summoned into his own story, who will write the story?
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>>25757179
Wendy?
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>>25757150
>yfw Decu doesn't live on the moon, but Pinky's Grief Seed.
>yfw Pinky starts making Decu write MGNQ Fanfiction of her and Homu.
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>tfw there is no Quad City DJs Slamnyan nyanjam version of it
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>>25757179
Bootleg MGNQ guy
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>>25757179
That's easy! The story writes itself, of course!
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>>25757188
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTe7-F8evs
>yfw this story is already fanfiction that will end in homu x pinky

Isn't it sad, Midorin~
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>>25757188
>yfw Decu is actually Pinky
>yfw ChiakixPinky is going to happen no matter what
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>>25756998
what the fuck am I watching?
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>>25757212
Of course it is. Pinky is best girl, after all.
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Rolled 90

>>25756998
I litteraly have no context for whatever the fuck that is, anyone able to explain this?
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>>25757226
Boku no laserspam
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>>25757226

It is beyond your comprehension.
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>>25757196
Seconding this
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>>25757223
That's a funny way to spell Mami.
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>>25756998
I have seen many things

This is one of them
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>>25757226
Fuck, all I know is that it's apparently from Macross and the base song is "Un Owen Was Her?" which is the secret boss Flandre Scarlet's theme from touhou 6 embodiment of scarlet devil.
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>>25757241
seems about right.
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Thread archived, because we're probably not gonna see Deculture again tonight at this rate.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest
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>Denied even Chikuwa

WHY
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>>25757270
DON'T GIVE UP HOPE
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>>25757280
Because suffering helps fight entropy.
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>>25757280
Thank the guys who botched the summoning ritual.
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>>25757270

guess I won't be archiving today.

>sniff
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>>25757226
Common bit of fun over in moonland. Take Flandre Scarlet's stage theme from Touhou ie this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B78
and remix it with sound clips from other stuff.

Another thing they do is take this clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wieStI7kN-I
from Macross Frontier, and make it into full length music.

Combine the two and you get [x] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS.

Flandre is a batshit insane vampire ha ha bats with the power to destroy anything. Literally, anything, just by going 'kyuu~'.
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Rolled 59

>>25757307
hey, at least we got archer!
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>>25757270
Decu sleepy
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>>25757280
Here you go.
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>>25757291
I'm not, but I wanted to make sure we don't sit and wait for decu so long the thread doesn't get archived!

>>25757307
Although yeah he's probably dead now. Thanks guys.

>>25757309
You uh...you need a hug, big guy?
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>>25757280
I've sent him a tweet.
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>>25757316
More likely dodging flaming balls of death while fighting the moon rabbits.
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>>25757320
Woah, shit, fuck you guy.

For a second there I thought It's real
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>Inclement weather at Decu's moon palace.jpeg
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>>25757340
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>>25757322

saw no reason to do it yet since we were not autosaging at the time, is all good bro.
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>>25757314
An Archer is fine too.
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>>25757304
EMBRACE DECAY

YOU NEED NO LONGER SUFFER

NURGLE'S KISS SHALL SET YOU FREE FROM YOUR PAIN
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>>25757337
Those moon rabbits are stone cold killers.
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>>25757311
catchy tunes
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Whether it's throwing us a plot curveball, giving us a difficult choice, or even just leaving us alone for too long, Decu's audience inevitably and quickly devolves into devouring each other.
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>>25757345
Hires version because the one on Decu's twitter is artefacts.
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>>25757359
Im sure Decu can... deal with them, in his own special way.
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>>25757361
What it lacks in plot and graphics Touhou makes up for in music.
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>>25757377
Well to be fair you are all delicious, except for that one guy.
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>>25757380
>jpg
that is how artefacts form anon
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>>25757354
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>>25757424
A cat is fine too.
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>mfw Decu has been gone for over 2 hours
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>>25757485
What's that she is crying on?
Watermelon?
Best Ending?
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>>25757424
>>
don't leave us decu
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decu
decu pls
Don`t go into the light.
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>>25757748
His planet needs him.
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>>25757766
The moon isn't a planet.
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>>25757796
then why does it get a sailor
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>>25757678
he's gone anon

The skies were pure and the fields were green
And the sun was brighter than it's ever been
When I grew up with my best friend Decu
We were close as any brothers that you ever knew

It was always summer and the future called
We were ready for adventures and we wanted them all
There was so much left to dream
and so much time to make it real

BUT I CAN STILL RECALL
THE STING OF ALL
THE TEARS WHEN HE WAS GONE
THEY SAY HE CRASHED AND BURNED
YOU KNOW I'LL NEVER LEARN
WHY ANY QM SHOULD DIE SO YOUNG

WE WERE RACIN WE WERE MAGICAL GIII~IIRLS
WE GOT IN TROUBLE BUT WE SURE NOT AROUND
THERE ARE TIMES I THINK I SEE HIM PEELIN OUTTA THE NIGHT
AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME NOW AND HE'S GAININ GROUND

But that was long ago, and it was far away, oh god it seems so very far
And if life just a highway, then NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NIHAO NYAN GORGEOUS DELICIOUS DECULTURE
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>>25757796
>>25757815

damn gurl you got told #rekt
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>>25757843
I see the madness is setting in.
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>>25757796
>>25757815
Neither is Pluto.
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>>25757902
relevance?
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>>25757902
PLUTO IS A PLANET
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>>25757902

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
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>>25757902

FITE ME IRL
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>>25757913
There is a Sailor Pluto
Right? I never had much love for sentai
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>>25757902
It was when Sailor Moon aired.
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>>25757815
Compared to the Sailor Earth she sure does suck, though.
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>>25757923
>>25757933
>>25757920

THE SCIENTISTS WERE WROOOOOOONG!!!!!
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>>25757920
>>25757923
>>25757933
It's a Dwarf planet, just like Eris, Sedna, and a bunch of others who'se names I can't remember. Although being a dwarf makes it more /tg/ related, so it's not all bad
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>>25757920
If pluto was still a planet we'd have to learn hundreds of planet names instead of what we have to learn now. Be thankful that it isn't.
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>>25757980
Pic related.
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>>25757843
I...is Decu in a better place now, Anon?

H-hold me..
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>>25757995
I don't know, Is ruling in hell drinking our tears a "better" place?
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>>25758033
Depends. Do you believe it is better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
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>>25758033
It certainly beats being here at the edge of our seats waiting, waiting, waiting...
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>>25758080
Sorry, can't read that.
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>>25758102
(18?):29
mgnq
(can't make the third line out)
July 1
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Nyan Nyan....?
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>>25758145
Nyan Nyan
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>>25758145
Nyan Nyan...
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>>25758115
13:29
mgnq
come to us decu
July 1
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>>25758145
No nyans here.
Only tears.
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The other writefags might as well post their creations. It's pretty obvious that Decu has committed himself to genocide dem Moon Rabbits.
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I'm out. See you all in the archives.
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>>25758160
Ni Hao Nyan
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>>25758163
OH FUCK ME.
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>>25758163
>>25758160
FUCK
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>>25758145
>>25758160
>>25758163
FUCK YOU
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Alright, let's do this again
Highest roll gets to say Nyan Nyan again
1d100

NYAN NYAN
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>>25758200

NIHAO NYAN!
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O Decu where art thou?
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>>25758219
You have no idea how to roll, do you?
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>>25758230

FUCK!!!
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Rolled 84

>>25758241
I'm waiting for others?
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>>25758314
Are we still waiting?
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Rolled 90

>>25758341
Yes
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>>25758341

Always waiting. Forever waiting.
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>>25758175
>>
Rolled 86

NYAN NYAN
>>
Even Decu's twitter is down. His entire domain might be under siege. Fuuark, must be having a magnificent battle right now.
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>>25758647
you mean meteorstorm
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But the Nyans were absorbed into the darkness.
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Rolled 39

>>25758643
NIHAO NYAN
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>>25758664
I bet he's waiting until one of us gets it right.
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>>25758661
No mere meteorstorm could take him so

>>25758687
>dat wasted hope
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>>25758687
Look again anon
>>25758219
1st NYAN NYAN
>>25758643
Second
>>25758664
And now

GORGEOUS
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>>25758687
If he is, chances are we'll never see MGNQ ever again if this thread is anything to go by.
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>>25758720
Don't screw this up anons.
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>>25758720
But it has to be done consecutively without any interpolations or else the summoning ritual doesn't work.
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>>25758743
*Interruptions
What the fuck autocorrect
>>
>>25758754
>>25758743
Some things are simply impossible anon. That could never happen in threads with these many participants
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>>25758720
DELICIOUS
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>>25758765
In a world far far away, in a time long long ago, we actually managed to do it.

Consistently.
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Rolled 1, 32, 46 = 79

>>25758776
DECULTURE!
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Rolled 86

>>25758791
NYAN NYAN
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>>25758824
What.
>>
>>25758824
NYAN NYAN
>>
>>25758861
NIHAO NYAN
>>
>>25758882
GORGEOUS
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>>25758882
GORGEOUS
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>>25758906
You bastard
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>>25758902
>>25758906
Goddammit /tg/
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>>25758902
>>25758906
OH COME
ON
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>>25758906
>>25758902
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>>25758902
>>25758906
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>>25758906
>>25758902
WE ALMOST DID IT TWICE IN A ROW WITHOUT MESSING IT UP

YOU FOOLS
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Why did I laugh so hard over a conjuration spell?

I bet you all didn't even take specialization: Conjuration or Necromancy
>>
NYAN NYAN
>>
>>25758944

I don't even know man, I just clean the summon circles!
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>>25758953
NYAN NYAN
>>
Just... just stop.
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>>25758975
It's too late. They've been consumed by their own summoning attempts, doomed to endlessly repeat their failures until the moon falls from the sky.
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>>25758993
Such is the fate of rolling a 1 on a spell casting.

This will serve as a reminder to our young pupils.
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>>25758965
GORGEOUS
>>
>tfw 4 hours since last post
>page 7
>402 posts
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>>25759043
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>>25756852
Are you sure you didn't want to post this instead?
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Rolled 32, 10, 83 = 125

>>25759043
DELICIOUS
>>
>>25759092
DECULTURE
>>
I'll just hope that Decu merely fell asleep on the keyboard, instead of a more nefarious circumstance... Who am I kidding?
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>>25759092
DECULTURE
>>
>>25758953
>>25758965
[Nihao Nyan missing]
>>25759043
>>25759092
>>25759102

Way to go guys.
>>25759111
That's not helping.
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Rolled 48

>>25759111
>>25759102
fuuuck.
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>>25759091
Of course I will.
I will take that archer like no one has been taken before.
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>>25759110
His internet probably went out. He was complaining about connection drops the other day. Chances are he went to sleep after that.
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NYAN NYAN
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>>25759495
NYAN NYAN
>>
>>25759525
NIHAO NYAN
>>
>>25759539
GORGEOUS
>>
>>25759549
DELICIOUS
>>
>>25759554
DECULTURE
>>
>>25759554
DECULTURE
>>
>>25759566
Fuck me with a rake
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>>25759566
you fucker

>resplendent rceann
Not a relevant captcha, but resplendent is a word that needs to be used more often
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>>25759566
That was on purpose, wasn't it?
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>>25759566

Oh what the fuck guys, thats what.. the 5th? 6th Decu-Summoning that you managed to fuck up?

You people fucked up so hard that it wouldnt surprise if he doesnt show up for the next 3 months and MGNQ goes on hiatus.
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>>25759708
Please try again next decade.
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>>25759689
No, I even fucking checked if someone posted before clicking submit.
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>>25760038
Are we still trying?

It has been hours.
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>>25760213
THAT'S ALRIGHT
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>>25760213
We'll keep trying untill the rain stops.
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>>25760295
The rain stopped.
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>>25760455
And then the meteors started
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page 10
GOOD NIGHT MGNQ!
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>>25760549
g'night
>>
>>25760611
Archive?
>>
>>25760823
its been archived


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