You are a Magical Girl, and...you've had quite the day, so far.From finding out that your client's kind of a scheming superbitch but is actually also kind of nice, to finding out that she's also hired you to protect her from a bunch of yaks seeking to sign her on - it's definitely been quite a busy first day for this mission. You doubt that you could take three more days of this, to be honest.But with that said, you can't help but be...satisfied with yourself. Happy would be pushing it. Satisfied, yes.Satisfied that you were able to be diplomatic for the first time. Without shooting someone in the kneecaps. Or in their stupid fat faces.It's kind of strange to be pleased with something like that, but it's enough for you. You'll take your victories where you can get them....Mami would be proud of you.Heh. There's always a first time for everything.
>>25754449Seems that things are winding down a bit, though. It's still morning, and from what you've heard from Ruri, she's got quite the itinerary to attend to today. But right now seems to be a good time to step back and check things out a bit, as well as get Sayaka updated about what you've learned. The super idol you're supposed to guard seems to be trying to calm down a panic attack, most probably from the unexpected visit from the yaks, earlier. Speaking of that unexpected visit, you've sent Deepthroat down to fetch the leader of the security detail downstairs. Ruri had tried to make you step down from that, but since you're in charge of her security now, you'd at least want to try and get things handled properly, your own way.In any case, you're doing some winding down of your own. Sayaka is sitting beside you, finishing off the remainder of her breakfast earlier - while you tried to give the pancakes a chance. Yes, they're not piping hot or fluffy anymore, but they're not all that bad. Certainly not anything approaching what Mami could make, but edible. And you hate wasting food."You going to finish that, Murderface?" Sayaka says through a mouthful of food, having already cleared her own plate and is only just starting on Ruri's own leftovers. You narrow your eyes at her - just how hungry is she? You'd have expected this kind of appetite from Kyoko, but not her."Eversor physiology," The Blueberry replies, turning from you to briefly chug down a glassful of orange juice, before burping rather cutely. "Big breakfasts, then just snacks all throughout the day. We need the calories, since we're not sedentary wastes of space like Vindicares are."Oh. Well, that explains how every Eversor you know almost always acts like a spoiled kid high on sugar, then."Fuck you, Murderface. Are you gonna finish those or not?"[1/2]
>>25754454You have a few moments to spare before the leader of the security detail gets here.What do you do first?Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.Call Kyoko, ask her to give a report and how Midori's doing.Ask Sayaka about her disillusionment about Kirishima Ruri.Ask Ruri about her itinerary for today.Other.
>>25754464[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.Mission first. The yakuza involvement was unexpected and could be problematic.
>>25754454>[x]Ask Sayaka about her disillusionment about Kirishima Ruri.
>>25754464[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group[x]Ask Ruri about her itinerary for today.
>>25754464[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.[x]Also question why we were not informed about Ruri's apparent fascination with us, as well her suspiciously deep knowledge of Magical Girls.
Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group. Call Kyoko, ask her to give a report and how Midori's doing. Ask Sayaka about her disillusionment about Kirishima Ruri.in that order. Business first, then making sure Kyouko hasn't set Midori on fire, then Sayaka's disillusionment. She might have caught something Chiaki missed. Itinerary can wait. Well probably get told about it later anyway.
>>25754464>Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo GroupBecause we might need to waste them.>Ask Ruri about her itinerary for today.Because we need to know what we're getting into.Also, shoot the kneecaps of whoever let the stooges in. Unless they were beaten up already. Then beat them up one more time for being weak.
[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.
>>25754464Well, its too early for Kyoko to come up with results yet. >[x]Ask Ruri about her itinerary for today.The good thing is that since sayaka is the contest winner. She is the one that has to stick to Ruri.
>>25754587Let's put her between us and the camera.
>>25754454[x]Call Kyuubey, inform him about the Tojo Group.[x]Call Kyoko, ask her to give a report and how Midori's doing.[x]Other: Comment Sayaka`s eating habits. "Are you sure it has to do with Eversor Phisiology or did you just menage get pregnant behind Kyoko`s back?"
>>25754464Ask Sayaka about RuriThe tell Ruri to drop the act around Sayaka, she is also one of ours if she hasn't already guessed and is actually sort of our right hand murderhoboTojo group can waitMidori can wait until we are not in the vicinity of the idol We will find out said idol's interary soon enough
>>25754587 sadly as she said on the webcast and as we read in our Job description we need to escort her. Even more now that there is a legitimate threat to her
>>25754624Sayaka is close support, we're range.
>>25754624We can watch from afar. Sayaka will contact us if anything goes south. Lets not forget she is one of the top Magical girls in the Officio. We have other shit to do, like shoring up the hotel security, collecting intel, and memorizing the hotel layout.
>>25754464[x] Ask Ruri about her itineraryWe're the goddamn Warmaster now, we don't have to check in with Kyuubey after every development in a mission. We can make our own judgements now.
>>25754658>>25754659That doesn't quite work once she has all but declared her intent to stick us within arms reach for four days alreadyWe might be ranged and we might have things to do but I sort of doubt she will give in that easily
>>25754597>get pregnant behind Kyoko`s backIS IT TIME FOR FILTHY MEXICAN HALF-BREEDS!?
>>25754464[x] Other Do that check for magicWe were going to do that, right? Make sure we're not in a mass hallucination, right? We're not all ensorcelled, right?
>>25754683We did that last thread. Everything is fine.
>>25754673Well if she wants to follow us when we do our job and ignores her own, I guess that's up to her.
[X] make a mental note to get a box to put in the corner of our officeIf anyone asks it is the box and it is for punishment
>>25754699Don't think it is quite going to work that wayWe might get short periods away but no shirking our actual escort part of the escort job
>>25754690>We did that last thread. I- I missed a thread?!>Everything is fine.HOW CAN EVERYTHING BE FINE I MISSED A THREAD AAAAAA
>>25754773t helps to follow Decu's twitter.
>>25754597"Or did you just get pregnant" Is probably a better response. She always responds more amusingly when we insinuate about what she does with Kyouko in private time.
>>25754464[x]Ask Ruri about today's itenerary, and figure out how much we're going to have to attend and/or be filmed at as well.
>>25754506>Also question why we were not informed about Ruri's apparent fascination with us, as well her suspiciously deep knowledge of Magical Girls.She asked for us specifically for a "good time" and knew our rank. That sort of implies that she knows a lot about magical girls and may be fascinated with us!
>>25754816I come straight to /tg/ when I wake up. But these threads his the bump limit pretty easy, so I also check the catalog for "noir" from about 6am to 11pm.
>>25754866We should say that to Midori.See if her head explodes.
>>25754876You can also check suptg or foolz.us to see if you missed anything.For foolz I suggest using Decu's name with only OP posts, for me it's easier than suptg because it shows the first post in full (usually)
>>25754876It helps to follow Deculture's Twitter.
>>25754898With Modern Science™ This Is Now Possible!Although you'd need to do science to one of their ova and also find a male to get a bunch of sperm cells and do science to that so that you can put what you used science to get out of the ovum into themtl;dr SCIENCE
>>25754960Someone said SCIENCE?
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>25754975AWAY crazy franken-bitch this is no time for science, we are on a mission
>>25754975Yes! With Modern Science™ anything is possible! The question now is, how will we apply Modern Science™ to this quest?
>>25754992are the writeups from other authors on there too?
>>25754992Looking at those just makes me wish the Ebook of Bloodquest got finished.
>>25755002Yeah, but they haven't been updated since last week.
>>25754960Well, do The Girls know any cool dudes?Or are we going to have to send Souji some more porn so he can make a donation?
>>25755030After re-reading the Siberia Arc, it sounds like Midori's dad would be a cool dude.
>>25754485 >>25754503 >>25754506 >>25754514You decide to give Kyuubey a call while Sayaka continues to devour Ruri's leftovers. The phone at the other end rings exactly three times before he picks up. When he does, though, you are hit by the background noise of what sounds like a lot of voices chattering in the background. Female, from what you can tell by the squealing."Ah, thank you. Yes, please hold it up to my ear--that's better." It's here he clears his throat. "Alright. Yes, Matsuda? I trust the mission is going well?"You blink at this, silent for a few moments before replying. Yes, things are...for lack of a better word, going well. Just a few snags, but nothing too major except for the reason you called. "Good to hear it, Matsuda. As I've made clear before, I was rather concerned about how you'd perform in a mission of high importance such as this. I am relieved to hear that my fears are allayed, at least." Another clearing of his throat. "I was surprised to find out about your cosplaying hobby, to be honest. Not that I have anything against it, of course - I've always supported my agents to have hobbies of their own, barring that of regularly trying to find out just how much alcohol they can imbibe and still be able to wield firearms reliably."You thank him for the vote of confidence, before the other things that he said manage to sink in....Wait, what cosplaying hobby? You haven't told him about your cover yet. And...what's that racket in the background, anyway? Where is he?"At the general meeting room, Matsuda. Since quite a few of the Officio are also fans of your client, I've decided to allow them to use it and its widescreen to watch the webcast. They're quite impressed with how you're sticking to your role, although a few are also incensed about how you're communicating with your client. I'll not name names, of course."[1/2]
>>25755050>"At the general meeting room, Matsuda. Since quite a few of the Officio are also fans of your client, I've decided to allow them to use it and its widescreen to watch the webcast. They're quite impressed with how you're sticking to your role, although a few are also incensed about how you're communicating with your client. I'll not name names, of course.">commence frothing at the mouth
>>25755050da fuqOne does not simply purge her own officio.What do.
>>25755050...So. The entire Officio - at least the girls currently on active duty - are going to be watching you screw this whole thing up?"Well, now. That's a bit pessimistic, isn't it? You're well within the bounds of adequate performance from what I'm seeing. The fact that you haven't shot your client yet is proof enough."...Right. Fine. You try to ignore that little revelation and give it to him straight - that the Tojo Group seems to have their sights on your client. Personal visit from them has Ruri sucking air from a paper bag, and a security guard potentially getting his kneecaps shot off. "I see. Quite serious. Do you have the name of their representative? I'm sure one of them did most of the talking."You fish out the card from your inventory and read off it. Some guy named Yoshitaka Mine. Looked pretty serious. President of the Hakuho-kai, or something like that."...Well. I see they've promoted him." Kyuubey sounds mildly impressed. "I know of him, Matsuda. A prior client - he's the one who took out a contract for the Inagawa-kai Yakuza overboss. I sent Sakura Kyoko to take care of it, seeing as you chose to retire Kirika Kure instead." It's then that he makes a slight grunting sound. "He was just a middle manager of sorts, then. It's reasonable to assume that he was promoted due to Sakura Kyoko's success with that particular operation."If that's the case, why does Kyuubey sound like he's just had his jimmies rustled?"Because he's never taken up another assignment from us, despite a cordial, verbal agreement. But perhaps the fact is that he's found a more competitive Officio to outsource such duties to, and a few of my sources say that it may be the Tenth."[2/3]
>>25755078I belive in cases such as this an exception may be made
>>25755079...Jyuubey, huh. Well. He's certainly finding more and more ways to fuck with you."I wouldn't take this personally. He hasn't done anything I would've done." A pause. "Well, besides what happened in Siberia, of course. We will seek retaliation for that in due time, in due process."Damn right you are. And you'll be leading that op, no questions asked."...Yes. Very well. But focus on your mission for now, Matsuda. I will see what can be done with the Tojo Group. In the meantime, is there anything else you'd like to mention? Do you require additional resources, or anything of the like?"How do you respond?
>>25755079>"Because he's never taken up another assignment from us, despite a cordial, verbal agreement. But perhaps the fact is that he's found a more competitive Officio to outsource such duties to, and a few of my sources say that it may be the Tenth."OK. HE DIES.
>>25755008I could take a stab at finishing it or making a new one, although trying to find the quest on sup/tg/ gives me a few random threads at most.
>>25755095>Permission to murder any stray yaks and megucas that wander in my gunsight with no questions asked?
>>25755049...Perhaps not as a sperm donor for getting his daughter pregnant with another girl, though.That might be a little too out there.
>>25755095[x]"Just to clear things up, I am not cosplaying. Murder Mayumi is based off me."
>>25755096huh, the plot thickens, whats the betting it was him who called the rape-hit on Iori?
>>25755095>[x]Additional support has arrived, yes?I'm pretty sure we asked for another squad to act as overwatch during the whole thing right?
>>25755108Oh dont worry about it, just one of my favourites.It's only 26 threads long anyway, easy enough to read as it is.
>>25755095My principal appears to have a suprisingly large amount of information pertaining to Magical Girls, and myself in particular. Do *we* have any information on her regarding her involvement with meguca in the past?
>>25755050>You decide to give Kyuubey a call while Sayaka continues to devour Ruri's leftovers.Decu, that didn't sound alright. It didn't sound alright at all.
>>25755141This. Information is ammunition.And Timestop is half the battle.
>>25755095A tap on the Tojo and Yohshitaka's communications.Getting Misaka or one of the officio's tech experts to do SIGINT would help us immeasurably if they plan to engage any hostile actions.
>>25755079Yet another reason for a good ol' fashioned purge.>>25755095[x] "Some actual intel would have been nice, but it's a bit late for that now. There is one thing, though. Put me on speakerphone for a sec.I. AM. NOT. COSPLAYING."
>>25755050Great, they put up the live stream where everyone in the officio can see. Pinky must be involved somehow. >>25755095>[x]Try to get information.We will need to find out. 1. Who is supplying security at the concert. 2. The fate of the Tojo Production idols
>>25755095[x] Just have the computer information thingy team on hand to make sure nothing goes out that you wouldn't like to get out. I don't want to be able to not defend the client because I think you might not approve of the publicity backlash. That, and please take note I'll be ensuring the client's safety, which might cause future complications with ex-clients like the Tojo group.>>25755050>a few are also incensed about how you're communicating with your client[x]Tell them that employee of the month may get a chance to get similar bodyguard jobs based on rankings, then. That might boost their enthusiasm and get them working harder.Chidori, giving a damn what they think? Unless they're actively staring at her and giggling, eh. She's too shellshocked to bother about that kind of thing when it's not right in her face.
>>25755095"I would like for somebody to drag up the files on the doppleganger of Ruri that was killed, (provided we have access to police records of course) my curiosity is piqued, and if somebody could find out if anybody in the officio dated Ruri ever that would be nice."
>>25755095"According to my client, the camera used back during the mission where I failed to guard Iori properly was also a webcast. Supposedly she made her own efforts to make sure it didn't circulate around, but I have a bad feeling all the same, so if there's anything we can do on our end to make sure a video of Iori nearly getting raped, us murdering a bunch of goons with a golden weapon, and my new assistant being implicated as a perpetrator remains as scarce as humanly possible."
>>25755095[x] "The Tenth is really trying his utmost to be a pain in the ass, isn`t he? You really should try to keep him on a tight leash or I will have to look for a way to terminate him permanently."
>>25755095Pretend I remembered my [x] here.>>25755164
>>25755095[x] Request a Callidus support specialist. If the Yak is associated with the Tenth, there's a good chance he'll contract an MG or three to take us out and to send a message. We can take care of any Saint, but a Callidus could warn us of shenanigans and give us a few valuable seconds to get Ruri to safety.
>>25755151>SIGINTYes, tapping their comms should be useful but we cant rely on it all the time.Then again, it might reveal the mole.
>>25755156This would be a great picture but WTF at white Godoka's teeth.
>>25755095Request information on the incident with the 'Ruri cosplayer' being murdered.
>>25755201Quality animation.Besides you already know who's going to win.
>>25755095Its time to initiate Project "VERGELTUNG".
Posting the latest version on behalf of Nicehatguy, who is currently bogged down by the MAN.
>>25755201ha ha im making the edits
>>25755095A few undercover backups keeping an eye out and one or two keeping tabs on Tojo for major movementsAlso when we get the opportunity look into what happens to their idols and if it warrants purging we are doing it with Sayaka and Kyouko leading
>>25755193[x] thisBecause the yaks probably know it takes a magical girl to kill a magical girl.
>>25755262>Kharn>less than 190>even with the enormous goddamn heels built into the fleshmetalWeird, I always imagined her as at least 2m.
>>25755295It's the Russian accent
>>25755271Or a very large rifle cannon thing. Or plastic explosive. Fire won't work as demonstrated off-screen. Small arms won't do it either because lol timestop.
>>25755262Midori being at eye-level with Kharn's breasts is pretty convenient for her.
>>25755095Finally made it. What's goin' on?
>>25755327We're about to ruin the day of one if not all of the guards in this place.
>>25755327Conference room full of officio MGs watching the Damn Webcast with QB.
>>25755295>>25755304Those extra dozen or so centimeters you're missing there is the tongue.
>>25755295If she were two meters tall, Midorin would've had a really hard time trying to slap her.
>>25755346Nyet. It's just a waste of bullets.>>25755355Chiaki is the Queen of Not Giving a Fuck. Or at least, appearing to not give one.
>>25755406>Nyet. It's just a waste of bullets.We don't run out of bullets. But we ARE going to be making them sweat bullets.>in b4 they laugh at the cosplayer trying to give them orders and tell us to run along; and then try to take away our "props"
>inb4 we have to perform at the concert
>>25755398Yeh I forget that most of the main characters are Japanese girls and thus tiny.
>>25755262Khans face needs to be a little longer I think, she looks a little.... squashed
>>25755457maybe it's because of the same face syndrome
>>25755423>>25755425>Concert>Implying the Saints won`t choose exactly this moment to attack>Implying Midori-O-Vision won`t be about us trying to save ourselves against a Saint-Attack who try to kidnap MidoriI can FEEL the incoming healing already.
>>25755500>Ruri forces us to perform>Saints attack just before our piece>"You have no idea how happy I am to see you here. Now [x] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS!"
>>25755515>for your valiant entry you get to choose how you die>shredded via autocannons>smashed>shot to death via DEagle>the choice is yours
>>25755500We could have gotten a Callidus or two and a Vindicare Squad for support, but people wanted to complain about the Officio watching the webcast instead.
>>25755515>>25755500>concert>cameras everywhere>specopsMGs out of fucking nowhere>"Oi, you best be cheerful as ever and in awe of those special effects">"what special effects">*reloads* "the flashy kind"NANANANANANANANANA~ MURDER MAYUMI~
>>25755577>*reloads*>without firing a single timelolno
>>25755594It's like you don't like cheesy 80's action movies
>>25755594Part of her performance on stage was her firing a gun loaded with blanks.
>>25755594Okay then>loads weaponWe, being OPERATOR as fuck, practice proper gun safety.
>tfw we still haven`t put the MIGs we stole to good use
>>25755691We can drop some on the saints while they're busy performing super sentai poses slapstick style
>>25755138 >>25755193 >>25755141 >>25755153You do have a couple of things you'd like to request, if he's asking."Very well. Tell me and I'll do my best to accommodate."Right. Yes. Well. First off, you'd like to ask Kyuubey to try and scour for as much information about your client as he can. She seems to know quite a lot about you and the industry, and she's even admitted to having a relationship with one. There's also the incident two years past, when a dead body that was a dead ringer for Ruri was found in Santa Destroy, during one of her concerts. Everything he can find about the idol, basically."...Well, I suppose I can have the Vanus check again. Perhaps they'll find something about that incident. As for her prior history to any agents...well, Matsuda, we do try to respect the privacy of our clients. Blackmail has stopped being one of our main revenue streams." A pregnant silence, here. "...But I'm sure we'll be able to find something. I will see to it personally."Right. Fine. You'd like that delivered to you via your phone as soon as possible."Right. Anything else?"Yes. A Callidus support specialist. Someone reliable and professional, who doesn't get starstruck easily. If the Tenth is involved with the Tojo Group, then there's the possibility that a few Magical Girls will be sent your way, to mess things up and do some damage. Any other threat can easily be taken care of between you and Sayaka, but if a Callidus gets sent, then at least you'll have someone to counter it."I see. Very well. I'll send the best I have on active duty. Expect to receive her tonight. She'll be accompanying the vindicares you requested as overwatch."[1/2]
>>25755722...Sure. You can wait.For a mutant cat, your boss is being strangely reasonable, nowadays."What do you mean, Matsuda? This has always been how I've handled things with you and the other girls."Really?...Well, maybe you've been a bit uncharitable to him in the past."Nothing I'm not used to, Matsuda. In any case, put it out of your mind, and focus on your mission. I will update you as soon as I can. ...Oh, and if possible, try to project a better image when you're on camera. The girls here are very proud to have their Warmaster being seen all over the world, and Mami herself is sending her regards."R-right. Fine. You thank him, and end the connection right there before things get too weird."So what'd the mutant cat say?" Sayaka asks, and you relay the conversation as best as you can, without giving too many details that Ruri might overhear - the idol's locked herself in the suite bathroom, probably throwing up or something. She blinks at this, before shaking her head. "...Huh. Kyuubey actually granted a personnel request? That's...new. He's not really up for that kinda thing." It's then that her expression turns sly. "What're you doing, huh? Are you buttering up to the boss to get these kinda favors?"You snort at this, and continue taking your pancake pile to pieces, albeit at a slower pace than Sayaka. The only thing you know how to butter up are pancakes, and you've shot your boss to pieces for just looking at you funny."But that's always how he looks at everyone," Sayaka points out.Exactly. Why.[2/3]
>>25755716IIRC the Saints never resorted to outright. It was all posing, declarations of intent and whatnot. We can easily cap them while they will be at it.
>>25755733It's then that someone knocks on the suite door, and it's opened with a careful, almost painfully-slow deliberation. As it swings open, you see Deepthroat looking like she's just about to shake herself to pieces, with one of the suited gorillas that had stopped you from entering the hotel earlier. He's just as sweaty and nervous as Deepthroat is, and that's saying something."H-here he is, Miss M-Matsuda," Deepthroat quakes. "U-um, can I be excused, here? I...I don't want to be here when you shoot his kneecaps out..."The security guard visibly pales at this, but he's standing straighter at least.You nod after a moment, and Deepthroat all but runs out of the suite, slamming the door behind her. The sound of it loud enough to startle the already-frightened guard, although he's making a show of not being afraid."This is the guy who let the yaks in?" Sayaka mutters as she loudly crunches on some bacon strips. "Well, I'll leave you to it, Murderface. Try not to get any blood on curtains, huh? Those are a bitch to get out."...Why is everyone assuming that? You're not some sort of kneecap-shooting-out maniac, here."Hey, I'm just going along with the flow." Blueberry chugs down another glass of orange juice. "I'd do it myself, but this isn't my op."You can tell her to do it for you, though. You outrank her, right?"Yeah. But you wouldn't, because you're not an asshole in that kinda way." Sayaka grins, before turning to glare at the guard. "HEY! Who the fuck told you to eyeball us, huh?"The guard swallows audibly at this, and you can see him fighting back the instinct to backpedal. "N-not eyeballing you, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am."[3/4]
>>25755745"Tch. Probably just a meathead with a gun. If they'd only do their jobs right, we won't have to do this sorta babysitting stuff." The Eversor growls. "Go do your bit, Murderface. Preferably before Kirishima stops crying in the bathroom."...What happened to Ruri-sama?"I said shut up and get on with it."How do you proceed with the security detail leader?
>>25755751[x] Explain the lapse. Now. Before I scratch my itch with a .50 express.
>>25755751There were 5-6 yaks here that shouldn't have been. Explain yourself and make it good.Your health is on the line.
>>25755751[X] Professional and straight to the point."I'd like to ask. Just what did those Yaks do that convinced you to let them in without even as much as a simple pat-down for their guns?"Professional Chiaki is on a roll. Let's keep it that way.
>>25755751"why did you let the Yakuuza in?"pause for effect"do you not like your kneecaps? have the wronged you in some way?"
>>25755751[X] hear him out first."Hello again... so what happened to not letting anyone else enter the hotel?"
>>25755751SoYou got scared of some fancy guys shooting your head off and assumed that your boss won't do the same in case of your massive fuck up.Do remind me, what was your purpose again?(basically, grill him raw and watch him squirm. Then instruct him to call you in case of eventual shit like that)(No violence day, fuck yeah. Mami is gonna praise us so much)
>>25755751[x] Use overwhelming force...mental, that is. Make sure that he really, *really* gets that whatever bribes or threats the Yakuza used to get in, they'll really pale in comparison to what will happen to him if you see another Yak or any other unauthorized person close to Ruri during the mission, and the only reason he's not lost the use of his legs is that it'd be a bother to find another no-doubt equally shady bodyguard to replace him.
>>25755751>[x]"Do you know why you are here?"Obvious and direct questions, perhaps we can get some info on security i.e. Are all the guards at the bottom of the lift. Anyway it looks like we are on a time limit, the moment Ruri comes out of the bathroom we will have to get back to acting.
>>25755751[x] Personally, I'd have preferred to do this from the roof. Taking the honorable route of taking a dive off of the 70th floor for such a colossal fuck-up makes things easier to sort out afterwards."So, first things first. What leverage did the Tojo goons use to get through security? Be honest here; I'd prefer to get this done quickly."
>>25755751[x] Start by punching him in the gut. Nice and gentle, enough to knock the wind out of him but not cause massive internal haemorrhaging. We're being diplomatic here.Then, get right up in his face, and tell him to look closely at our eyes. Pretty freaky, right? Well, he should believe us when we say that there are worse things out there than a bunch of Yak thugs. Much worse.Then ask him who the mole is.
>>25755791[x]I like this anon.
>>25755804>No violence day, fuck yeah. Mami is gonna praise us so muchShe will give us a pile of pancakes and headpats if we actually pull it off.Keep your eyes on the prize, Chiaki!Pancakes!
>>25755751[X] scary and direct"So what made you think letting those goons in was ok? And do be aware that if I even THINK you're being dishonest with me, your health may... suffer."
>>25755751>Ruri-samaWE'VE STARTED CALLING HER SAMARED ALERTWE'RE UNDER HER CONTROL NOWSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNSSHADOWRUNS
>>25755857Uh, no, we pointed out that Sayaka had STOPPED calling her Ruri-sama.
>>25755751You have one minute to explain.If I do not like it then you are going to learn to fly or end up a stain on the pavement
>>25755867oh okaypowering down shadowruns
>>25755751[x] "What exactly went through your head when you let someone who wasn`t even on a visiting schedule get past your people just like that? What kind of shitty third-rate security company are you people if you didn`t even do as much as making a call that the client is alright with some stranger coming in uninvited like that?"[x]Just chew him out a bit but no violence, stay professional, point out the security holes and what they need to work at.
>>25755879>powering down shadowrunsYOU FOOL
>>25755879>He thinks there is a way to curb down paranoia
>>25755751[x]GENDO POSE. We have a table before us for a reason."So. You're hired to protect a client. A few burly Yakuza types wish to see this young lady. You do not confiscate the weapons obviously concealed under their clothing. You do not escort them. You let them simply roll on up to have a private chat with her.Why? Please, tell me."
Uh, guys, do remember there's a Yak mole in Ruri's organisation. Sooner we find him the better.
>>25755935For all we know, we may have just found him. And if not him, if we get the right answers from him, we may be closer to finding the real one.
Blackmail, or bribe, do you think? Or did someone get the jump on them and hold them with guns to their heads?Either way, just be reminded to check to make sure if this guy is lying or telling the truth by checking the security cams footage, as well as interview another guy to see if their stories match up. It's far too easy to say "oh, they caught us with our pants down" or whatever.
>>25755971>Or did someone get the jump on them and hold them with guns to their heads?If this, then they need to shape up their security procedures, so that each guard is covered by at least one other guard, and that they call in shit like this.If it's the former two, then we will dig deeper.
>>25755971>It's far too easy to say "oh, they caught us with our pants down" or whatever.If thats his excuse, he'll be lucky to get off with his kneecaps intact. Saying "oops, we dun goofed" on something like this means he's either so incompetent he should be fired on the spot, or he's a fucking traitor.
>>25755751[x] "You have two minutes to explain why I should choose retrenchment over defenestration."If he starts begging, throw him out. If he actually does something competent and tells us who let them in/why he let them in, points out how to fix this issue, then he's somewhat forgiven.Also, we need to be patched into the security network, contingency plans, evacuation routes and emergency response frequencies.
>>25755971My money is on blackmailGambling debts, protection money, poor sick old grandma who needs expensive medicine that being an idols chief of security doesn't coverSomething is gonna come out to make us feel bad about wanting to kill him
>>25756091>Something is gonna come out to make us feel bad about wanting to kill himNot if we kill him first. Or forget it the next time we take nap.You know, the old Murderface lifestyle had it's up sides.
>>25756124Always look at the briiight side of lifena, nana, nananananana
>>25756124It really didWe didn't care about who we shot or why, we just did it then went to drain a few barrels of whiskey until we passed out and dragged ourself to the couch or maybe the officio if they wouldn't stop bugging us until we had someone else to shoot
We have requested Callidus backup and Midori is currently out on assignment. That means we will be getting whatshername (the kimono wearing slutbag)?She and Ruri might actually get along rather well.
>>25756288She is coming tonight. TONIGHT. That is plenty of opportunities for things to go wrong until then. Very wrong.
>>25756288I would not mind getting to know her better. What was our last impression of her?
>>25756288Mmm more kimono wearing slutbagMaybe the vindicare leader will show up again as well.Shouldn't we have actually known about her anyway? She sort of was our superior
>>25756303Chiaki's last impression of the Callidus rank lead was something along the lines of "she's going to be troublesome/annoying." which pretty much applies to everyone with few rare exceptions, really.
>>25756288sounds delicious.anyway, don't rule out a new character!
what if the Callidus backup turns out to be Ruri's past love?
>>25756342Sounds about right.So Callidus' personalities are similar to glamours spies/pop singers?
Rolled 9>>25756401then its time for maximum shadowruns
>>25756401Maximum shadowrun.Why is Ruri scared? Is this not a ruse? I cannot imagine someone with the guts to order the warmaster to come to her, the person who lovingly fondle a sniper rifle, the lady who knows all about magical girls, to be scared of a mere mobster.
>>25754866Madicka is a miracle of the universe.
>>25756423The Tojo corp is probably no mere gangBetting her lover died because of them
>>25756383One of the megucas we asked to meet at the end of thread 99/ start of 100.
>>25756441Haha, time for backstories!I suppose neckbeards are still suspicious of her being the prophet or a minion of the prophet?
>>25756441what if the body double was actually the MG she loved? gone out to pose as Ruri to keep her safe during the contest?probably just paranoia but you know...
>>25756441>Betting her lover died because of themHer love(r) is alive. Decu confirmed it at the end of the last thread.
>>25756528This is too good to pass up. Pass the peanut butter sauce anon.
>>25756543I believe the aforementioned word Madicka should be lead enough.
>>25756556>>25756558Thanks good anons!
>>25756503>aliveBut in what condition?
Rolled 97>>25756579aww, different anon but the link is deaaaaaaaaad
>>25756556damn, i can never remember the trick to making those links work.
>>25756582Brainwashed condition, I bet. Into a certain alcoholic smoker
>>25756582Given that meguca can easily regenerate any physical harm, the only terminal conditions would be "witched-out" and "too crazy to carry on".
Just got home from work and saw Decu put my comic from yesterday up on his twitter. Holy shit I feel honoured.
>>25756423She knows what can happen. We did almost botch the Iori mission until Pinky happened and that got our principal felt up and almost raped.She might also be one of those people who freak out if she isn't on top of the situation.
We need to find out if Deepthroat has the same perverted streak Tomoko has.
>>25756603>Karasawa EnishiWhat reference am I missing out on?And etiquette officer?
>>25756602change ex to g.e-
>>25756629True enough. Still keeping my shadowruns at 1+.
Rolled 9Chikuwa incoming, I can feel it.
>>25756644Doesn't work with loli stuff.
>>25756290You know, we have a whole group of magical girls sitting in a lounge, watching the warmaster cosplaying, and not one callidus amongst them who would be interested in watching it first person?
>>25756660But we're not even in autosage yet!
>>25756668And by that, I mean, arrive now instead of tonight.
>>25756602Clear your cookies. Log in to e-hentai. Open exhentai.It really isn't hard.
Rolled 13>>25756672It's coming anonYou cannot stop it
>>25756666>loliWelp, anon's gonna need that backdoor program. Nice quads.
>>25756629>She might also be one of those people who freak out if she isn't on top of the situation.I need to sober up and/or get my mind out of the gutter. Took me 3 readings to figure you might mean it in a figurative way.
>>25756595If by "dead" you mean "I am seeing an image of a sad panda", no it's not. Google how to get into exhentai.
>>25756719nah, it's dead 'cause it's loli apparently, so g.e- don't work
>>25756740nono, use exhentai easy
>>25756696Oh I'm sure it works with both meanings.
Rolled 84>>25756786NYAN NYAN
>>25756786oh god, we're stuck a nyan loop... What have we done?
>>25756789Gorgeous!We can fix it!
>>25756786>>25756782>>25756774>>25756766Christ and Kreimheld Gretchen kissing how do you continue to fuck this up?
>>25756804>We can fix it!It's fucked m8
>>25756794/tg/ has been like a fighter trying to cast spells.
>>25756812>>25756811>>25756810>>25756809>>25756804>>25756797>>25756795>>25756794>>25756794>>25756793>>25756791>>25756789>>25756786>>25756782>>25756774>>25756774>>25756766when someone NYAN NYAN's any prospective second NYAN NYANers must roll a d100 in order to determine which of them gets to actually say NYAN NYAN again. Then the original NYAN NYANer does NIHAO NYAN, followed by the second NYAN NYANerOvercomplicated?IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE THAT DECU POSTS
>>25756825Reminds me of the first times we tried the summon.
>>25756766>>25756774>>25756782>>25756786YOU HAD ONE JOB!
".........So, /tg/, are you my master?"
>>25756825We cast Fist!
>>25756837Guys let's just...calm down. We can put some stockings out in one of them boxes with a stick. He'll show.
>>25756825Muscle wizard punches harder.
>>25756852HELL YES, BEST SERVANT IS A GO
>>25756837How about no one tries to complete the summon?1 mage tries at a time. No interference.
>>25756839We had this discussion already didn't we?
>>25756852I am more okay with summoning Archer instead of Decu this than I should be
>>25756891Rules of nature.
>>25756876What,, through samefaggotry? But one mage is not powerful enough! And then you may as well just say NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NIHAO NYAN GORGEOUS DELICIOUS DECULTURE
>>25756922Alright, anon, you try to run a conjuration academy and see what rules you will use to stop Nero Sabers from showing up all over the place.
>>25756903AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COME UP, WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>>25756935But...but why would you want to?
Fuck it let's just post the remix of the damn NYAN NYAN clip, it's the only way to be sure!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5_B87sHLhA
>>25756957FOR A WHILE
>>25756978GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
>>25756962It never stops!
>>25756987ALIIIIVE! WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>>25756962PLEB TIERBEHOLD PERFECTIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTe7-F8evs
>>25756989That's nothing. You should hear trainroll.
>>25756997NO CHOICE, OUT HERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
>>25756998How many remixes does Un Owen HAVE?
>>25757025It has every mix.
>>25757025All of them.
>>25757019what's done is done, survive to see another day
>>25756998What is this drug? Why am I getting hallucinations from it?
>>25756998And I thought I'd heard all eight million U.N. Owen mixes.
>>25756998I think I just came.
So what would your reaction be if Ruri sang "nyan nyan" as the opening song of her concert?
>>25757107just normal, unless it brings forth an unspeakable horror from the dark side of the moon.wasn't Pinky's gem behind the moon near Decu's house?
>>25757141You know decu will make it happen, just because, now.
>>25757107Ruri and the crowd start chanting NYAN NYAN.Chiaki freaks out. "WHAT THE FUCK IS DECULTURE""IS IT REALLY THAT DELICIOUS"
>>25757107Get kyubey to form a contract with the Decu self-insert, of course.
>>25757107But if Decu is summoned into his own story, who will write the story?
>>25757150>yfw Decu doesn't live on the moon, but Pinky's Grief Seed.>yfw Pinky starts making Decu write MGNQ Fanfiction of her and Homu.
>>25756998>tfw there is no Quad City DJs Slamnyan nyanjam version of it
>>25757179Bootleg MGNQ guy
>>25757179That's easy! The story writes itself, of course!
>>25757188>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTe7-F8evs>yfw this story is already fanfiction that will end in homu x pinkyIsn't it sad, Midorin~
>>25757188>yfw Decu is actually Pinky>yfw ChiakixPinky is going to happen no matter what
Rolled 3>>25756998what the fuck am I watching?
>>25757212Of course it is. Pinky is best girl, after all.
Rolled 90>>25756998I litteraly have no context for whatever the fuck that is, anyone able to explain this?
>>25757226Boku no laserspam
>>25757226It is beyond your comprehension.
Rolled 27>>25757196Seconding this
>>25757223That's a funny way to spell Mami.
>>25756998I have seen many thingsThis is one of them
>>25757226Fuck, all I know is that it's apparently from Macross and the base song is "Un Owen Was Her?" which is the secret boss Flandre Scarlet's theme from touhou 6 embodiment of scarlet devil.
Rolled 9>>25757241seems about right.
Thread archived, because we're probably not gonna see Deculture again tonight at this rate.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest
>Denied even ChikuwaWHY
>>25757270DON'T GIVE UP HOPE
>>25757280Because suffering helps fight entropy.
>>25757280Thank the guys who botched the summoning ritual.
>>25757270guess I won't be archiving today.>sniff
>>25757226Common bit of fun over in moonland. Take Flandre Scarlet's stage theme from Touhou ie this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B78and remix it with sound clips from other stuff.Another thing they do is take this clip:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wieStI7kN-Ifrom Macross Frontier, and make it into full length music.Combine the two and you get [x] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS.Flandre is a batshit insane vampire ha ha bats with the power to destroy anything. Literally, anything, just by going 'kyuu~'.
Rolled 59>>25757307hey, at least we got archer!
>>25757280Here you go.
>>25757291I'm not, but I wanted to make sure we don't sit and wait for decu so long the thread doesn't get archived!>>25757307Although yeah he's probably dead now. Thanks guys.>>25757309You uh...you need a hug, big guy?
>>25757280I've sent him a tweet.
>>25757316More likely dodging flaming balls of death while fighting the moon rabbits.
>>25757320Woah, shit, fuck you guy.For a second there I thought It's real
>Inclement weather at Decu's moon palace.jpeg
>>25757322saw no reason to do it yet since we were not autosaging at the time, is all good bro.
>>25757314An Archer is fine too.
>>25757304EMBRACE DECAYYOU NEED NO LONGER SUFFERNURGLE'S KISS SHALL SET YOU FREE FROM YOUR PAIN
>>25757337Those moon rabbits are stone cold killers.
Whether it's throwing us a plot curveball, giving us a difficult choice, or even just leaving us alone for too long, Decu's audience inevitably and quickly devolves into devouring each other.
>>25757345Hires version because the one on Decu's twitter is artefacts.
>>25757359Im sure Decu can... deal with them, in his own special way.
>>25757361What it lacks in plot and graphics Touhou makes up for in music.
>>25757377Well to be fair you are all delicious, except for that one guy.
>>25757380>jpgthat is how artefacts form anon
>>25757424A cat is fine too.
>mfw Decu has been gone for over 2 hours
>>25757485What's that she is crying on?Watermelon?Best Ending?
don't leave us decu
decudecu plsDon`t go into the light.
>>25757748His planet needs him.
>>25757766The moon isn't a planet.
>>25757796then why does it get a sailor
>>25757678he's gone anonThe skies were pure and the fields were greenAnd the sun was brighter than it's ever beenWhen I grew up with my best friend DecuWe were close as any brothers that you ever knewIt was always summer and the future calledWe were ready for adventures and we wanted them allThere was so much left to dreamand so much time to make it realBUT I CAN STILL RECALL THE STING OF ALL THE TEARS WHEN HE WAS GONETHEY SAY HE CRASHED AND BURNEDYOU KNOW I'LL NEVER LEARN WHY ANY QM SHOULD DIE SO YOUNGWE WERE RACIN WE WERE MAGICAL GIII~IIRLSWE GOT IN TROUBLE BUT WE SURE NOT AROUNDTHERE ARE TIMES I THINK I SEE HIM PEELIN OUTTA THE NIGHT AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME NOW AND HE'S GAININ GROUNDBut that was long ago, and it was far away, oh god it seems so very farAnd if life just a highway, then NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NIHAO NYAN GORGEOUS DELICIOUS DECULTURE
>>25757796>>25757815damn gurl you got told #rekt
>>25757843I see the madness is setting in.
>>25757796>>25757815Neither is Pluto.
>>25757902PLUTO IS A PLANET
>>25757902YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
>>25757902FITE ME IRL
>>25757913There is a Sailor PlutoRight? I never had much love for sentai
>>25757902It was when Sailor Moon aired.
>>25757815Compared to the Sailor Earth she sure does suck, though.
>>25757923>>25757933>>25757920THE SCIENTISTS WERE WROOOOOOONG!!!!!
>>25757920>>25757923>>25757933It's a Dwarf planet, just like Eris, Sedna, and a bunch of others who'se names I can't remember. Although being a dwarf makes it more /tg/ related, so it's not all bad
>>25757920If pluto was still a planet we'd have to learn hundreds of planet names instead of what we have to learn now. Be thankful that it isn't.
>>25757843I...is Decu in a better place now, Anon? H-hold me..
>>25757995I don't know, Is ruling in hell drinking our tears a "better" place?
>>25758033Depends. Do you believe it is better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
>>25758033It certainly beats being here at the edge of our seats waiting, waiting, waiting...
>>25758080Sorry, can't read that.
>>25758102(18?):29mgnq(can't make the third line out)July 1
>>2575811513:29mgnqcome to us decuJuly 1
>>25758145No nyans here.Only tears.
The other writefags might as well post their creations. It's pretty obvious that Decu has committed himself to genocide dem Moon Rabbits.
I'm out. See you all in the archives.
>>25758160Ni Hao Nyan
>>25758163OH FUCK ME.
Alright, let's do this againHighest roll gets to say Nyan Nyan again1d100NYAN NYAN
O Decu where art thou?
>>25758219You have no idea how to roll, do you?
Rolled 84>>25758241I'm waiting for others?
>>25758314Are we still waiting?
>>25758341Always waiting. Forever waiting.
Rolled 86NYAN NYAN
Even Decu's twitter is down. His entire domain might be under siege. Fuuark, must be having a magnificent battle right now.
>>25758647you mean meteorstorm
But the Nyans were absorbed into the darkness.
Rolled 39>>25758643NIHAO NYAN
>>25758664I bet he's waiting until one of us gets it right.
>>25758661No mere meteorstorm could take him so>>25758687>dat wasted hope
>>25758687Look again anon>>257582191st NYAN NYAN>>25758643Second>>25758664And nowGORGEOUS
>>25758687If he is, chances are we'll never see MGNQ ever again if this thread is anything to go by.
>>25758720Don't screw this up anons.
>>25758720But it has to be done consecutively without any interpolations or else the summoning ritual doesn't work.
>>25758743*InterruptionsWhat the fuck autocorrect
>>25758754>>25758743Some things are simply impossible anon. That could never happen in threads with these many participants
>>25758765In a world far far away, in a time long long ago, we actually managed to do it.Consistently.
Rolled 1, 32, 46 = 79>>25758776DECULTURE!
Rolled 86>>25758791NYAN NYAN
>>25758906>>25758902WE ALMOST DID IT TWICE IN A ROW WITHOUT MESSING IT UPYOU FOOLS
Why did I laugh so hard over a conjuration spell?I bet you all didn't even take specialization: Conjuration or Necromancy
>>25758944I don't even know man, I just clean the summon circles!
Just... just stop.
>>25758975It's too late. They've been consumed by their own summoning attempts, doomed to endlessly repeat their failures until the moon falls from the sky.
>>25758993Such is the fate of rolling a 1 on a spell casting.This will serve as a reminder to our young pupils.
>tfw 4 hours since last post>page 7>402 posts
>>25756852Are you sure you didn't want to post this instead?
Rolled 32, 10, 83 = 125>>25759043DELICIOUS
I'll just hope that Decu merely fell asleep on the keyboard, instead of a more nefarious circumstance... Who am I kidding?
>>25758953>>25758965[Nihao Nyan missing]>>25759043>>25759092>>25759102Way to go guys.>>25759111That's not helping.
>>25759091Of course I will.I will take that archer like no one has been taken before.
>>25759110His internet probably went out. He was complaining about connection drops the other day. Chances are he went to sleep after that.
>>25759566Fuck me with a rake
>>25759566you fucker>resplendent rceannNot a relevant captcha, but resplendent is a word that needs to be used more often
>>25759566That was on purpose, wasn't it?
>>25759566Oh what the fuck guys, thats what.. the 5th? 6th Decu-Summoning that you managed to fuck up?You people fucked up so hard that it wouldnt surprise if he doesnt show up for the next 3 months and MGNQ goes on hiatus.
>>25759708Please try again next decade.
>>25759689No, I even fucking checked if someone posted before clicking submit.
>>25760038Are we still trying?It has been hours.
>>25760213We'll keep trying untill the rain stops.
>>25760295The rain stopped.
>>25760455And then the meteors started
page 10GOOD NIGHT MGNQ!
>>25760823its been archived