Last time in Evil Precure Quest!>"And so" She continues, "Me and Misa are going to help you get rid of all that anger and hatred by helping you beat it out of your system." She says a pretty unbelievable thing, "We will calm you down by fighting against you until you're not able to get angry anymore." You're angry, but your disbelief far surpasses your anger as you are stunned at her words.>"Lets work it out together!"You just stand there, incredulous as to how someone can be so stupendously stupid that your anger leaves you long enough to say, "Are you retarded? I'll kill you, bitch." Your words seem to make Misa recover from her shock as well, "Yeah she's right! Don't go deciding reckless things like that by yourself Momoko!" You can almost hear her flinch on the other side of the phone.You momentarily consider drawing your sword and smash the whole place to pieces, she MUST be somewhere around here given that she planned to come and hug you in her previous, and equally stupid plan. Misa retrieves her hone and turns her speakerphone off before berating the girl on the other side of the line, which she totally deserves.You begin thinking on how to solve this and you decide to:Go back to base, maybe doctor blue might be able to tone down your anger from a blazing bonfire to a constant sizzle or something.Try Blade's plan out, fighting against her sounds like the best way to let off some steam, besides you feel like punching her face in.Write in?
>>25685591Going back to the base has no point, Blue serves King assface.>[X] Try Blade's plan out, fighting against her sounds like the best way to let off some steam, besides you feel like punching her face in.
>>25685591Also, trips etc
>>25685591Run away until you're out of steam, that should do it.
>>25685591>Try Blade's plan out, fighting against her sounds like the best way to let off some steam, besides you feel like punching her face in.best case: bonding through combatWorst case: we accidentally kill her
>>25685591>[x]Go back to base, maybe doctor blue might be able to tone down your anger from a blazing bonfire to a constant sizzle or find a way for us to be free from the king's control or even just give us an edge in the fight against Blade somehow.I don't know how loyal he is to the king or if he'll help us but at least he's not a complete retard.
>>25685591>Try Blade's plan out, fighting against her sounds like the best way to let off some steam, besides you feel like punching her face in.Eh why not, still better than going back to the assholes brigade.
[X] Try Blade's plan out, fighting against her sounds like the best way to let off some steam, besides you feel like punching her face in."One condition. I get to cuddle all the bears."
>>25685591>[x]Try Blade's plan out, fighting against her sounds like the best way to let off some steam, besides you feel like punching her face in.If she so wants us to wreck her shit, we'll be happy to oblige.
Alright, calling it now. I'm surprised trying Blade's plan won, considering all the talk against it at the end of the last thread.
>>25685863Well the way I see it, worst case scenario is we suffer a beatdown - and get a ton of useful intel on their fightingstyle as well as more sympathy - or we go mad with rage and actually manage to hurt Blade (or Axe if she gets in the way I guess) - which is something we definitely need to learn about sooner and in a somewhat controlled environment rather than later in a volatile situation, AND we have an actual excuse of 'I told you so'. It almost certainly won't fix the issue Blade wants to fix, but it's still got a lot of benefits.
Please, non-lethal fight despite our anger.
>>25685919I doubt it. Precures are tough.
>>25685999Well, you never know. But I don't think we'd be able to kill anyone 1 vs 2 either way.
>>25685863It's because this quest starts at 1:35 AM for me and so I can't actually play, just post at the end of the thread to contribute vicarious ideas in the hope they get taken up and are useful.;_;But, really, I do like the general premise of this quest even though I can't really vote. Make it a good quest!
>>25685919I don't think we have that much control.
>>25685863There's honestly not much else we can do. Go back to the abusive demonking?Run away while we may or may not have a killswitch implanted into our body? Faff about in the city?Personally, I think running away is still the best choice; because it's our life dammit. but eh. That can come later, after we get a guitar and some wheels.
>>25685914>Well the way I see it, worst case scenario is we suffer a beatdown - and then the king activates his killswitch like he threatened to if we failed or were useless
You think and think some more until you finally decide on something. You can't just go back through the Nightmare Door without at least even trying to fight the Cures, for all you know your 'father' will hang you and you can't just run away either because of your anger energy leash or whatever its name is. Smiling like a madwoman you look at Misa and declare, "Alright! I'll do it. Just wait until I defeat you! You'll be begging for mercy!" You can't wait to fight against them, especially this Momoko girl. You resist the overpowering urge to cackle like a madwoman and wait for their response.After a lot of very confused stares from Misa and Lubu and lots of walking you eventually reach a very large park, so big you can't see the buildings around it or even the huge castle at the middle of town. Misa tells you to wait beside a fountain and waits on a curved path within your field of view. It isn't long before a girl whose only physical differences from you are the ponytail she's wearing and that her ears aren't pointy enough to be on you (disregarding your perpetual bitchface). Excitement and rage fill you, you can't wait to beat her up.Attack! -Sword you'll pack more punch that way, besides you gotta learn how to use that thing. -Fists this fight is going to be close and personal.
>>25686109With some slight experience with precure and similar shows, I figure there's about a 99% chance that the demon king has enough control of us that running away will get us mindjacked, tortured or just killed. Maaaaybe if by 'running away' you mean 'wander around the city like a hobo' we could get away with it, but even then I doubt it.
>>25686133>[x]Sword you'll pack more punch that way, besides you gotta learn how to use that thing.
>>25686133>[x]FistsAin't no better way to blow off steam than in a good old-fashioned rumble.
>>25686133Fists, there isn't much more satisfying than decking someone in the face.
>>25686133Wait.We got pointy ears?
>>25686133[x]Sword - you'll pack more punch that way, besides you gotta learn how to use that thing.We gonna get beaten down, but might as well learn from the best (or only one around at least), right? Also, keep an eye out for Cure Axe ambush, and ask where she is.
>>25686133>[x] FistsWe want to feel the warmth or her face as we punch it all the way to her ass.
>>25685591Please put Quest in the subject field next time
>>25686148>there's about a 99% chance that the demon king has enough control of us that running away will get us mindjacked, tortured or just killedDokiDoki has the running away part right now, and all the big bad could do was scream the girl's (his daughter, to boot) name.
Bop axe in the back of the head, cuddle all the things, then run off to see if we can take blade 1 on 1.Betting we can't, but damned if I don't want to try and smash Blades face in
>>25686133>After a lot of very confused stares from Misa and LubuWait, Lu Bu is the guy keeping a leash on the precures? We're completely fucked>Sword you'll pack more punch that way, besides you gotta learn how to use that thing.And ask if hers turn into underwear as well, or if we can blame our dad for that
>>25686223My bad, I could have sworn I put it in.
>>25686133>[x]Fists this fight is going to be close and personal.Aww yeah
>>25686259> ACTIVATE BERZERKER RAGE MODE
[x] Fisticuffs and then to something more serious... girly slappingElse, use sword if she pulls out her sword
>>25686230I'd discuss this but spoilers. Suffice to say the demon king or whatever the fuck he has already directly influenced us quite heavily despite being separated by both conventional distance and being in a different world, so I see no reason to think we'd luck out and get a weak connection.
>>25686197Did I ever say you didn't? You haven't seen yourself in a mirror yet. At least not onscreen. Beside it makes you look a bit more evil (in cartoon terms) ears aren't elf length, think more half-elf.
>>25686133>Ask about the pantieswordWhy have we not done this yet
>>25686408Perhaps Mirror Blade considers it normal?
>>25686408ask not a question if you dont really want to know the answer.There is literally no answer that will make us feel better about our weaponised underwear
>>25686431Being able to blame someone else seems pretty good.
>>25686431like that should stop us.that said, we should be able to see now whether she swords some panties.
>>25686309>ACTIVATE BERZERKER RAGE MODE>Did... Did she just say "Making Fuck"?
>>25686450Or her bra.
>>25686526that sounds even less convenient than panties.
>>25686446Eh, its either momokos fault, dads fault or our own.We literally cannot hate momoko more, so thats a waste. So either demon daddy is a colossal perv or we are.None of these are an improvement on not knowing
[x]Fists, this fight is going to be close and personal.You don't even bother drawing your sword and just charge straight at at the pink source of your anger. They transfor in a shower of light before you get the first hit in and you hear Cure Blade say as she finishes, "The sword of purifying light, Cure Blade!". They split off onto different sides i the brick path. Cure Axe is behind you and Blade in front. You get ready to defend an incoming attack that never comes you...>[x] Attack Cure blade firstYou jump horizontally towards Cure Blade, readying for an elbow to the chest at this speed it might crack a rib or two even if they have some sort of protection. She manages to block you with her arms, sending a loud shockwave through the area before kicking you with a roundhouse kick into one of the trees. The hit barely registers on your mind when you hear the sound of splintering wood. You both got a good hit each and it looks like its going to be a long, even fight until Cure Axe moves in.As you try get yourself unstuck from the tree Cure Blade speaks, "Wait, how did you know that move? I spent days coming up with it!" She says, getting into some kind of martial arts pose, Kung fu maybe? As soon as you get off the tree cure Axe comes down on you with a drop kick using her armored legs, of which you dodge. A large dust cloud forms from the impact...it would have been bad if she hit you with that. "I don't know! Maybe because I have your boring memories inside my head? Just maybe!" You say sarcastically before charging forwards again.What do?Also give me a 1d2 for fighting against cure blade.
Rolled 2>>25686632Feint with the right, jab with the left! Full boxer mode.
>>25686632Lets see if we can come up with something different.Punch the ground full force, see if we can knock her off balance with a ground pound
>>25686560You keep talking about it as if we give a damn.Its mostly just something to say.
>>25686632Charge in there. Punch shitWhaddya want from me.
>>25686632Just go full zerker. Thought? Fighting-style? Pffft, everyone knows burning spirit beats everything (even if the thing that's burning is hate).
>>25686715>burning spiritIf that's code for "blunt force trauma," than yeah.
>[x] Fists of furyShe sees you charging again and jumps back to have a repeat of your previous exchange and you respond by giving her a flurry of punches, most are not entirely on target because you are VERY ANGRY right now. At first she seems to be able to to block every hit but you eventually lose any semblance of an organized series of attacks and just hit her as fast and as hard as you can. The change of pace surprises her and you manage to hit her right on the nose, knocking her head back. You ready an uppercut for when her head swings forwards. You strike, going for a quick knockdown so you can punch her to your leisure she doesn't even see your fist as it begins to speed towards her chin and in a blink of an eye you she blocks, putting her elbows in the way. The resulting strike pushes both of you away from each other but it manages to hurt you more than it did to her, your left hand hurts a lot. "I see, she says." Sounding quite confident, even though her nose is bleeding slightly, "I know how to beat you." Seems like your hits have had an effect, she seems dizzy.What to do?Also roll me another 1d2 for cure blade and a 1d100 for a dodge check.
Rolled 1>>25686935She knows how to beat us? Completely change it up. Get the sword out.
Rolled 13>>25686935>"I know how to beat you."Sounds like she's trying to rile us upBut just in case, start like we're gonna try to brawl it up again, but pull out our sword in the last second.
>>25686935"Bring it, bitch!"Go for a leg-sweep, she'll never expect anything even remotely smart by now.
>>25686935Let's trip the bitch and pounce her.
>>25686935Nice of axe to stay out of it, presumably because there's no lethal weapons out yet,.
Rolled 69>25686935>What to do?Remember the difference between a king and his horse gents. Time to ACT ON INSTINCT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsEStop holding back, stop trying to THINK our way through a fight, and let loose the animal, killing instinct that everyone is born with.
>>25687001Ugh...this wouldn't happen to be a roll under quest, would it?
>>25687024Seconded, she knows how to beat us does she? Well that's assuming we fight FAIR!
Tripping wins, writing>>25687089I should have said that high is good.
>>25687089It honestly figures.The last quest I was in was Mechengineer quest.
Rolled 18>>25687107oh shit, forgot my roll
>>25686935You there, OP?Bump
>>25687151Well, let's hope it was just this dodge we massively fucked up then, and it doesn't snowball through the entire fight.
>>25687107Sges about to try somethinf retarded.TIme to rage dump.Get paranoid. Consider the possibility that youre not awake yet and that this is some kind of retarded ass test
>>25687274It's probably gonna be a hug or some shit, this is not only a cure, but the one who came up with this shitty plan in the first place, after all.
>>25687291Yeah, but with her powers and our rage it could be enough to end us.... unless we rage dump quick.So, paranoia...WHatever she tries is sure to make us angry again really quickly.
[x]Trip and fight dirty"Oh so you think you can beat me just like that?" You say coyly before you dash forward, kicking the ground in front of her to create a dust cloud giving you an ample opportunity to sweep her to trip her. As soon as she hits the ground you're already straddling her, focusing on pummeling her face most of the hits are blocked by her forearms but you're attacking on instincts right now, forgetting everything about proper combat. The dust cloud covers your vision and you are so focused on hitting Blade that you don't notice the steel boot heading towards your side. You see stars for a moment and you are launched into the trees again, this time hitting a lot of branches on the way until you drop and end up rolling on the ground. "That hit was bad." you say clutching your side. You look around and don't see either of them, you could use this to your advantage.What to do?
>>25687363Ouch, guess Axe is a bit protective then.Anyway, hide in the trees and see if we can hear (or see) one of them.
>>25687363Find cardboard box.CQC her shit
>>25687363Good things it's no hard feelings here. Guess we'll find out how well we regenerate now.
Rolled 5>>25687363a 2 on 1 is it? yes the numbers are on their side, therefore we should hide and wait for an opportune time to strike!
>>25687485Curses! The numbers aren't on my side either!
>>25687363We're here to brawl, not to cause a potential ally a hospital visit. Let's just go back out into the open.
Rolled 35>>25687363Sneak around in the trees until we find where they are, then OUT OF NOWHERE IS FUCKING MIRROR BLADE on their asses.
>>25687505Eeeeh, they're pretty shitty precures if they sustain serious injury from a brawl. Plus, we're far more likely to get hurt (which earns sympathy-points!)
Solid snaking it up in the trees wins...with not so spectacular rolls. Good thing you didn't need to roll this time! Though if I change my decision making to roll under instead of roll over /tg/ dice will suddenly start rolling high.
Rolled 86>>25687529Wed don't need sympathy points, we need a way to make sure that we can exist free of daddy's influence, so that we can become a musical drifter, riding our vespa from town to town.
>>25687576and Helping Harima win the heart of Tenma!
Rolled 30>>25687627>Tenma>not EriI believe we had this discussion already. You are a decent person with questionable taste in women, but that's not anything we can't work through like mature adults.Also, I can be secure in the fact that (according to a rather persistent rumor) Eri is based on Jin Kobayashi's wife, making her the most likely "winner". Suck it Tenmafags!
>[x]Solid Tree SnakeYou decide to hide up in the tree branches. These trees look surprisingly old given that this town looks fairly new, which is good because it gives you more space to hide in, though you wish your hair wasn't that much of a clashing color to its surroundings right now. Despite all this you manage to hide and sneak around the tree branches, Cure Blade and Cure Axe are definitely closing on the direction you were launched and knowing Axe she will be specially thorough in looking for signs of you in the forest.You stand on a fairly thick branch and both you hear both of them talking and getting closer, moving along the ground. The foliage helps hide you as they approach up till the time they stop right below you. There's more branches on the way down which will make the leaves rustle more than they should if you try to simply drop down you wont have a definite hit on one of them but you'll sill have a massive advantage on whoever you attack.Attack! -Cure Blade that bitch. -Cure Axe, pay her bacck for your side hurting.Try to drop part of the tree on themWait for them to go past you and then sneak up from behind
>>25687758I am a very forgetful person
>>25687758[X]Try to drop the tree on themThat blade has to be good for something.
Rolled 85>>25687758>[x]Attack!>-Cure Axe, pay her bacck for your side hurting.
>>25687758>Wait for them to go past you and then sneak up from behindfight smarter not harder
>>25687758Wait for them to get pastLet's take out two birds with one stone!
>>25687758>Try to drop part of the tree on themseems sufficiently berserker to me.
Rolled 1>>25687758>[X] Cure BladeI mean, we ARE supposed to be beating the hate of her out of our system. What better way than a dive kick? 1d2 for divekicking.
>>25687758[x] Sneak! That'll teach them!
>>25687719Incidentally Kobayashi hasn't really been in the limelight since School Rumble. I mean Natsu no Arashi was ok (didn't read everything) and Ichiro no Heian seems fine (though i think it's done), but i think that guy's greatest strength is comedy.
>>25687719>hasn't read the mangaShe wins. Kinda. Maybe. The ending is infuriatingly confusing.
>>25687834Oh you DICK! I was still working my way through it. I use School Rumble as one of my "breather" series between more "serious" series.
>>25687834I"ll admit the ending to School Rumble frustrated me, especially considering how excellent the whole series is. But i think the gist is that things remain the same and the zanyness will continue, even if the status quo has been shaken up some.
>>25685591what happens next? come on OP, don't leave us hanging!
Sneak up from behind>1I'm sorry but I can't ignore that.You wait till they are some distance ahead of you before you jump down from the tree and begin following them Cure Axe is too focused on the tree foliage to to notice you sneaking up from behind and Cure Blade is trying to chitchat. You have the element of surprise and you are sure as hell going to use it to beat Blade. You are so focused on the objective that you don't notice the possum walking in front of you. You flinch and it takes the opportunity to scratch your violently. You kindly tell it to fuck off by not so kindly throwing it up but by then the other two girls already spotted you and are ready for combat.Charge?
>>25688041Flee, acquire cardboard box
>>25688041If we can jump good, we should go up into a tree. We've already charged and we've already tripped Blade before, so she'll see those coming.>captcha: become NigeoOr we could do that, I guess.
>>25688041Ffffffucking possum.Flee, lure them into an ambush, of the classic 'run around corner, wait for them, greet with punch in gut or similar' variety.
>>25688041This is why we need a ranged weapon. A shotgun would be damn perfect. Oh well, try >>25688120, I guess.
>>25688041That was a 1d2. Does that still count?
>>25688041>I'm sorry but I can't ignore that.Why? If you're going to not take rolls unless you ask for them then don't take them unless you ask for them. And you know it was a d2, right?
>>25688041Wish we could turn torn panties into daggers.>>25688158What?
>>25688178See >>25687810, it was a d2.
>>25688158Ugh you're right....Damnit. I'm sorry but I think I'll rewrite the previous post and call it there. I'm way too tired right now to run this properly.
>>25688199Also for divekicking specifically, but you know.
>>25688222Aww man, okay.
>>25688222Welp, see you next... when?
Sneak up from behindYou wait till they are some distance ahead of you before you jump down from the tree and begin following them Cure Axe is too focused on the tree foliage to to notice you sneaking up from behind and Cure Blade is trying to chitchat. You have the element of surprise and you are sure as hell going to use it to beat Blade.If you start running from too far away they're going to hear and you'll lose the element of surprise.Instead of charging you do a single powerful jump towards Cure Blade you feel energy building up on your feet midair as you drop kick her on the back, sending a wave of energy into her body. You smile as she is launched forwards...this should even the fight between you and her. Axe is barely reacts to the sudden attack as you ready your next blow.
>>25688264I'll be running it on sunday starting at around the same time today, maybe an hour earlier.Twitter for more updates and all I got to do is archive.https://twitter.com/KintoleskyAnd it seems that some butthurt anon archived the thread. Guess this means I'll have to archive these threads as soon as I make them from now on.
>>25688386Yeah, they do that to most quests now if they get the chance. They're not very good at it though, since they leave the threads recognizable and most original tags up.
>>25688386thanks for running! pity tonight got cut short.
>Axe barely reacts to the sudden attackIs she slow, or not really wanting to get in the fight? Do they really hate each other this much? We can exploit this.>>25688386You are doing great, man. Looking forward to tomorrow.
>>25688577Last post before bedtime. You caught them totally by surprise her mind hasn't registered what just happened. Think of it of as a DnD surprise round.
>>25688657Oh, man. I'm kinda glad, cant really contribute properly while I'm at work.Basically it boils down like this... Axe is the primary threat. So we need to divide to conquer and I think blade is the weaker right now... whatever was done to her to make us seems to have had repercussions.So ideally we want to seperate them, incap Blade quietly, and then see if we can pull the old switcheroo that we failed before on Axe and incap her too.Once they're both out we can end this.Oh, and when this inevitably goes weapon free, our first act is to sheathe our sword point first in the leg that Axe used to kick us with.Sound good?
>>25688401>They're not very good at it though, since they leave the threads recognizable and most original tags up.Its almost like they're intentionally making the threads easy to find.
I'm thinking our goal is to not care about the precures at all and just live our own life, free of any control. So we need to find out a way to usurp/kill the King. Sadly, right now we are his bitch. For now.After we replace the Big bag by eating his power, we'll face off with the cures over whether we can free the demons. We'll point out that humans routinely do stuff that is far worse than they do for far worse reasons.
>>25689545Who gives a fuck about demons.Seriously.
>>25689612No one, that's who. Except for this guy, but not for the reasons you would expect.
>>25688386>>25688657Your weakness is that your sessions are incredibly short.
>>25688386I hope it makes them happy.
So, is evil clone friend a thing still?
>>25685591A question, what does pre-cure stand for?Is it something like begginers lesbianism?
>>25699729Guess it is a secret.
>>25701110I don't know.I hope our character isn't lesbian. Because that shit is getting boring.
>>25701157>I hope our character isn't lesbian. Because that shit is getting boring.Current push seems to be for a mainly sexless character, simply because we've got bigger things to worry about.Plus Yuri tends to be somewhat drama-ridden so... yea.Personally I'd go asexual or straight, but really, asexual would be the easiest.That being out of the way: We really need a best friend.
>>25701477>Plus Yuri tends to be somewhat drama-ridden so... yea.Not particularly compared to other romance. Hell, stereotypical shoujo romance is way worse, so clearly straight is what we should stay away from!Not that I see what genre-conventions in Japanese media would have to do with this anyway.
>>25701567>Not particularly compared to other romance.>Not that I see what genre-conventions in Japanese media would have to do with this anyway.I meant on the meta-level.Yes, Shoujo is drama and MISUNDERSTANDINGS all day, erryday. I know that much.
>>25701477>Current push seems to be for a mainly sexless character, simply because we've got bigger things to worry about.I like it. Can we agree to on doing this?
>>25702011In the end, unless you can get Kintolesky to agree, I doubt it. Even if you could actually get a majority of people following the quest agreed on it, there's only a matter of time before someone just won't be able to resist voting for some kind of romantic choice, and even if it loses people are then paranoid that if they don't vote to romance their favored character, it'll just be a different one instead, and poof the agreement is gone.
>>25703157>someone just won't be able to resist voting for some kind of romantic choicethere haven't BEEN any romantic choices thus far
>>25703179We did kiss wossername to fuck with her.You could misconstrue that as sexual, I guess.
>>25703189did we? shit, I guess I missed that one.
>>25703189>>25703203I'm pretty sure we didn't. Some anon was quite adamant about doing it last thread, but I can't recall it ever happening. If Kintolesky won't allow romance obviously there's no issue, which was what I meant, but even if he doesn't provide any romantic options, I figure it's only a matter of time until someone customs it.
>>25703189>You smile widely and get a little closer to her, "You know, I was having fun doing stuff like this." You say, pushing one of the chest-high shelves with your superior strength making everything on the other side fall to the floor before grabbing your sword and smashing another one, which sends everyone in the store running away, the girl is stunned and you take this opportunity to go in for the kiss in order to destroy any relationship she might have had with Momoko/Blade...then her cell phone rings to the Sailor Moon opening song. She no longer looks afraid of you, even looking determined and pushes you away from before you can react to headbutt her.I don't think we actually succeeded.