BLEACH QUEST XI>Everything’s status quo will be fucked starting this arcPrevious threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpFirst, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3.>CRITICAL MASTER IFrom now on any and all crits within the first ten rolls, good or bad, are stored to be used on the next roll, exponential affecting it if there’s more than one.>In the BloodYou’ve awakened your inherent Quincy blood!>Sixth SenseTakes the first five rolls when searching for spiritual energyNEW BLEACH QUEST ARC!As you get ready in the morning, you notice that there’s been no random attacks from your father for the past two days. Other than the fact that it’s rather strange and worrying, you’d be more concerned if that day wasn’t on the horizon.As you eat a quick breakfast and step out the door, Orihime and Tatsuki are there waiting for you. Though still not looking her best, Tatsuki seems to be doing better than you saw her last. As she points a thumb at Orihime, she takes a long look at you.“Hey, Ichigo, Orihime wanted for us to stop by and walk to school with you. Do you mind?”>[ ] Yes>[ ] No>You have the option to timeskip through today’s events. Whatever options you take you will be taken as if they occurred, such as training will award EXP as normal. However, there will be limitations on random events due to it’s nature.>Fast Track?>[ ] Yes>[ ] No
>>25650064>>no>Fast track that shit
>Bleach Quest 11>12 midnight>work at 7AMWhy Cosgrove WHYYYYYYYYYY>no>noalso did you see the Aizen reworking from the last thread? Comedy gold.
>>25650064>no>no fast trackwe can't limit the potential for random awesomeness
Wait, weren't we in the shop talking with HnC, Chad, and our Mod Soul last time? Did we ever explain what the shit was going on to Chad?
>>25650064No and No.>As you get ready in the morning, you notice that there’s been no random attacks from your father for the past two days.YFW Isshin's powers are returning ahead of schedule, thus dramatically boosting his strength
>>25650208We skip a day of whatever and get more adventure. What's the harm?
>>25650234Fuck we're going straight to Hueco Mundo aren't we?
>>25650256Who the fuck knows where the hougyoku is at this point, and what wacky scheme Aizen has planned to get his mitts on it.
>>25650064>[x] No>[x] No>>25650236Because we might miss stuff. Also, we haven't heard from Rukia in a while and I kinda want to see if Urahara has a way to contact her.
>>25650064>>[ ] Yes>[ ] Yes please
>>25650286>RukiaYeah I'm kind of worried that we may have inadvertently thrown her under the bus.I mean she knows way more than is probably safe for her.
>>25650225I presume we gave him the Spooky Ghosts cliffnotes version.
[X] NoLet's make racing her a thing.Fast track[X] Yes Training arcs are boring to watch, and even more boring to play. Unless we get to blow stuff up, then I say we do it.
>>25650236The harm is the dangers of Full Kubo even now. If we don't get every advantage we can early on, we'll get fucked up even harder in the endgame
Don't mind walking with them, lets not time skip.Ask Arisawa how she is holding up and flash a tentative smile to Orihime.
>>25650360Ichigo was only vaguely aware of Aizen's existence until they fought in fake Karakura town.Before then, he only met the guy for like.. two minutes.
>>25650360You need the other lines as buildup for the last one. It isn't as funny without them.
>>25650064>[X] Nah.>[X] NO.I have some things I think we should ask Urahara. Important things.Also, did we ask the question I breached about the sword-while-not-ghost thing last thread?
>>25650426No we did not. We were busy saving our magical pez.
>>25650440Damn. Magical pez is important, though.
>>25650432Yeah, I know. But that line was the end of a speech. It's not as funny without the rest.
>>25650440Will saving the pez's life ensure its loyalty?
>>25650464>>25650472Probably. Although we did just leave it in pill form so there's a chance he's gonna be angry next time we use him.
THREADLY REMINDER NOT TO MEGAGAME TOO HARDAlso stay in character
>>25650484Would snorting the pez give the same effect?
>>25650484And so we bought an inflatable gigabit from hat and clogs for the King Of Newyork. That us where this leads. A combat ready Kon.
>>25650179repost?lets walk with tatsuki, and fasttrack the day
>No Fast Track>NoYou shake your head. “No, I don’t mind.”Orihime and Tatsuki smile at you. “Thank you, Ichigo!”At her informal addressing of you, you see Tatsuki’s eyebrow raise before she doubles over laughing. After a few minutes, wiping away the tears accumulated from laughing so hard, Tatsuki lets out a sigh of relief.“Ichigo, I’m going to be honest, Chizuru is going to try to murder you.”As you walk on the way to school, Orihime tries her best to explain the situation to Tatsuki who seems to be having a bit of a misunderstanding. However, you do notice that Orihime seems really tired, suppressing yawns throughout the walk.Finally, you arrive at school.>[ ] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to class>[ ] Wait for class to start>[ ] Write in
>>25650531>>25650413>>25650410>Implying (our) Aizen actually has plans, and doesn't just improvise while acting really smug"Do I really strike you as the type to think things through to that point? I made people suspicious of me, so I hollowfied them and blamed a random geek. Which was really convenient because I didn't really have a scapegoat ready.""... So that thing with my Dad?""Subject escaped, tried to contain the situation. Wasn't expecting him to go native and fuck a Quincy, just tried to see i I could use that.""So what about that thing with Rukia?""I said she was dead, and then they found her. They brought me in to see what I had to say and I kinda panicked.""So.... why were those other Captains loyal to you?""The blind one I just told I was fighting a greater evil. Gin's just in it for the lulz and follows my lead without question. Or he did anyway.""Basically Ichigo, I lost control of the situation long before you were born and have been winging it ever since then. In actuality, I wouldn't have achived any of the things I have here if you weren't treating me as a hyper competent chess-master who knows everything.""... Was that your plan all along? ANSWER ME!""Have you listened to a single goddamned thing I said just now?"
>>25650576Hey, wanna see my magic sword?
>>25650576>[X]Wait for class to start
>>25650576>[x] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to class
>>25650576>talk to both while walking to class
>>25650576>[ ] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to class
Talk to the girls, give them a more complete rundown about what is going on... and how we feel in over our head with hollows attacking our friends left and right. We have no idea who is next or why.
>[ ] Write in>Ask Orihime if she got a good nights sleep.>wink at Tatsukia>>25650579This... has potential.
>>25650579I like how I typed all that shit up on a whim last night and people love the 'new' Aizen.The Couch one was probably my favorite.>>25650576>Talk to the girls.Talk about nothing resembling the topic of our super-powers.
>>25650576>[ ] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to classMaybe we could recommend they get some training for spooky ghost stuff.
>>25650652Read the rest of them at the end of last night's thread. They're great.
>>25650576> Wait for class to startwhile doing that, try practicing spirit sense
>>25650665>>25650652>>25650579Hey, if you guys really want to see my Aizen and how he works ahead of schedule, I'm sure I could pencil in an appearance for him in his dayplanner.Can't say it'd end well for you, but y'know, that seems to be a running theme here in Bleach Quest
Rolled 10>>25650687Ooh, yes. Detect, detect, detect!>>25650692NO THANK YOU.
>>25650665Screw that we need to spread our magical ST.. I mean superpowers.
>>25650670>>25650651DO NOT MENTION SHIT TO TATSUKI UNLESS WE KNOW SHE KNOWS.Jesus people, this isn't rocket surgery.
>>25650692No, not yet.
>>25650179>youre_here_forever.jpgFucking entitled east coast scumJust kidding bro, catch the archive tomorrow; hopefully we won't get killed again. Alternatively there's the weekend.
>>25650708When we know she can sense spirits we can give her the talk.Don't drag her into this until she's ready.>>25650692No, not interested.It's just a fun alternate character interpretation.
>>25650712>basically, this is my super hero outfit>this is my magic sword>I fight spooky ghostsI think she knows.
>>25650712Fuck logic and reason I want to see them loose their godamn minds every time a pen drops because they think it could be a spooky ghost.
>>25650692>Aizen shows up>Attempts to explain the situation to us>We go rip and tear>2 20's>OHSHIIIIIIIIIIT>Roll for combat>8 1's>Bleach Quest overHonestly Cosgrove we have already fucked everything else up. We are at your mercy and no matter what happens it's been a blast; but hey, here's hoping we can keep getting our cursed die comedy injections.
>>25650738I think she might already be in tits deep, but right now if anything went after her they'd be jack all she could do, to protect herself or tatski
>>25650712She may have questions about invisible things that choke slammed her the other night.
>>25650739We said that to Orihime, Tatsuki wasn't awake at the time.We don't actually know how much Tatsuki might know at this point, so we shouldn't push it.>>25650746I hope you like locking the Tatsuki route. And the Orihime route.And all of the other ones too.
>>25650738>don't drag her into this until she's readyThere are hollows around us all the time right now. It's more dangerous if she doesn't know.
>>25650739I'm pretty sure she was unconscious for that bit.
>>25650767Eh, I'm just fucking with you guys anyway with that. I am keeping track of different factors and factions as you all progress along your story, though.
>>25650724Other east bro here, hanging onto this quest as late as I can, I can sleep on the train to work. Reading on a Schmodt phone until my wife gets annoyed and demands I go to sleep.
>>25650803Is Aizen flipping his shit over his plans?
>>25650785>>25650785If the Manga's anything to judge by, she's going to be able to see ghosts in the next week maximum.Based off Orihime's reaction, it could be in a couple days.We can wait.
>>25650803Nifty so can we jumpstart the Quincy apocalypse before the SS arc
>>25650808if his plans actually were the original manga, fuck yeah. I mean, we started off by dying, feel liek that was not in his keikkaku at first
>>25650809>we can waitBut within a week she'll be attacked by another hollow. And unless we can that whole "bromance" plan with Uduyou and let him go full on Hollow dick measuring contest I doubt they'll be able to see them by then.
>>25650830Those punks? Illusions.
>[X] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to classAs you walk with them up to the classroom, you make small talk including a vary vague reference to super heroes, but she doesn’t seem to notice it or even give any recollection of remembering the events with the hollow. You think about bringing it up until you see Orihime look at you sternly and shake her head while Tatsuki isn’t looking. As you walk into the classroom, you notice that Chad isn’t there. The transfer Student Hirako is sitting in his seat and Honsho seems to be stabbing a doll made in your image with needles.>Spirit detection 10Things seem to be pretty calm spiritually, actually. No signs of any hollows. Your teacher has walked nito the room, though. Seems like class will start soon.>[ ] Sit through class>[ ] Use Kon to ditch>[ ] Ditch class with an excuse
>>25650865>whoops, meant sue Mod Soul to ditch, you haven't named him yet, after all.
>>25650853My g-d, man..it all makes sense...wait, what if we've been Aizen this whole time. We have no way to know for sure.
Rolled 12>>25650865Sit through, keeping practice sensing stuff. .
>>25650865Sit through class. We need to learn proper sex ed if we want a harem.
>>25650865[X] Ditch class with an excuseWe have suddenly developed an extreme case of stomach pain, and must unfortunately leave.Then we go find out what's up with Chad.
>>25650865We ain't no typical shounen protagonist.We actually get good grades and have book smarts.Sit through class.
>>25650767>Entire team shows up>"Is this your plan Aizen? Get us all at once?">"Wait, what? No.">"QUICK GET HIM BEFORE HE CAN MAKE HIS MOVE!">Chad goes to land a punch, but Aizen dodges it looking surprised, the weight of Chads punch sends him catapulting headfirst into a garbage truck where he is ground up>Orihime too captivated by her internal monolog and fretting to do anything; causing her to have an aneurism from the stress>Yoruichi and Urahara go in together , but Urahara trips over his retarded clog sandals causing him to spin around and break his neck on the pavement, his Zanpakuto help point up, eviscerates Yoruichi>Rukia teleports in at the nick of time, but is hit by a bus before she hits the ground>You stand awestruck by what just happened before falling dead yourself from a stray bullet fired from a gun two blocks over from a family celebrating Spanakopita>Aizen stands there dumbstruck and rubs his temples>"... Jesus Christ..."
>>25650865sit through class. if its especially boring, see if we can contact Zangetsu and ask him for advice in our human form
Rolled 15Sit through class, passively scanning all of our classmates during the day. I wonder if we can visualize spirit ribbons?
>>25650865>Your teacher has walked nito the room, though.FuuuuuuckWe can't take gravelord Nito this early guys.Lets bail.
>>25650950MetagamingNot even once.
>>25650973GREETINGS HUMAN CHILDRENI SHALL BE YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER TODAY
>>25650998Who said it was metagaming? Chad and Orohime have shown the sixth-sense, and were attacked by spooky ghosts. We need to figure out who could be the next victim of the week.
>>25650950You actually did. Second thread, my second post.
>>25651028He specifically said spirit ribbons. He's trying to find the magical girl. Maybe I'm overreacting, just my two cents.
>>25650865>Sit through classWe might have super powers but busting ghosts isn't exactly going to pay our bills.
>>25650998Two of our classmates have been attacked by Hollows in like the last week, and only the fact that they're friends with the resident ShiniQuincy saved them. It might not be a pattern yet, but its certainly pushing the limits of coincidence.
I'm surprised Shinji Hirako hasen't tried fucking with us yet.
>>25651056Oh, well might as well see if we can do it while still in our flesh body.Assuming the teacher isn't talking about something we don't know.Education is important.
>>25651151How about we talk to Zangetsu instead?
>Sit through class>sense spiritual energy 15You sit through class paying attention, but whenever there’s a free moment you try to keep an ear out spiritually in case any hollows appear. Class seems to drag on, but you’re able to keep up with your teacher, Ochi, and answer any questions she shoots at you. Which were quite a lot, actually. Seems like she’s kinda pissed at you about the other day still.Finally, the lunch bell rings.>[ ]Eat with Keigo and Mizuiro>[ ] Eat with Tatsuki and Orihime>[ ] Bother the transfer student>[ ] Write in
>>25650865Sit through class, get good grades, think about how to tell mom all thats happened this year.
Rolled 5At Lunch we should see if we can use our vaguely defined vast spiritual power to make our resident sex offender's voodoo doll dance and scare the crap out of her.
>>25651170Orihime and tats.
>>25651170>[X]Rosencorpse and Guiderndead.I mean Reno and Rude.I mean Keigo and Mizuiro.
>>25651170>[X] Eat with Tatsuki and Orihime
>>25651170[X] Bother the transfer studentTry and make friends.
>>25651170>[ ] Write inInvite them all to sit with us.We are Ichigo. We are a social creature.
>>25651170Might as well see what's going on with Keigo and Mizuiro.So far three of our friends have been menaced by spooky ghosts so.
>>25651170>[x] Eat with Tatsuki and OrihimeAttempt to subtly flirt with Tatsuki.
>>25651170>Drag the new guy, Tatsuki, and Orihime to lunch together
>>25651170Eat lunch on our own unless someone asks us to eat with them. Catch up on work missed.
>>25651170>>[ ] Eat with Tatsuki and Orihime
>>25651170Try and talk to that transfer student. He might look a little creepy, but he seems like he's having trouble fitting in. We know how that can be.Besides it'd be nice to take out minds off spooky ghosts and drama for a little while.
Grab them all for lunch with new guy. Gotta keep an eye on our friends... And maybe snag a moment of normalcy.
>>25651170Have we explained things to Chad yet? He's our bro and we gotta let him know what's up.Otherwise try to get to know the new kid. Hell for all the weird shit we have to deal with seeing some fresh blood in this town with nothing to do with the dead is a relief.
>>25651439Chad isn't in school, but I'm pretty sure we gave him the deal on the spooky.
>[X] Invite them all. Well, considering all that’s happened, maybe it would be nice to have lunch with all of your friends. You approach Orihime and Tatsuki first.“Hey, want to go eat lunch on the roof with Keigo, Mizuiro and me?”Tatsuki looks ambivalent but eventually agrees when Orihime does. In the background, you hear you name being muttered in a curse as Honsho stares murderously at you.Following that you call over to Hirako. “Hey, Hirako, want to grab lunch with us?”Hirako looks bored enough so he shrugs and gets up, following behind you. When you arrive on the roof, Keigo is pointing his finger like he’s seen a ghost.“Ichigo. Y-you brought Orihime with you to lunch! Does that mean our trio is now down to two, Mizuiro?!”You stare at the sobbing Keigo and the interested looking Mizuiro.>[ ] Explain the situation>[ ] Let someone else do it>[ ] Ignore Keigo entirely
>>25651531Let someone else do it.
>>25651170>>[X] Bother the transfer student
>>25651531I have no idea what you are talking about but it sounds stupid. So Hirano how are ya getting on?
>>25651531Ignore Keigo entirely
>>25651531>[ ] Ignore Keigo entirelyThis is pretty much how we roll.
>>25651531[X] Explain the situationNot sure what he's getting at, but misunderstandings are never good.
>>25651531>Does that mean our trio is now down to two, Mizuiro?!God dammit Keigo now I've got it stuck in my head.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9_nXlvY6Io>[x] Ignore Keigo entirely
>>25651588Actually, yeah, seconding. Remember people, KUBO is built upon misunderstandings.
>>25651560Seconding this.Personally I hate him, but we need to keep in character and apparently we go way back. It's not cool to just ditch long friends like that. Hell, maybe ask if he wants to go to the arcade this weekend.
>>25651170Bother transfer student WITH Keigo and Mizuiro
>>25651616And that is why we should ignore him FULL KUBO
>>25651531>[ ] Ignore Keigo entirelyKeigo gonna Keigo
>>25651560Yeah this, but "Hirako" instead of "Hirano".
>>25651531>[X] Ignore Keigo entirely
>>25651588>Explain"Dude, what? No. Stop being so melodramatic."
>>25651628>personally I hate himDon't hate the player, hate the game.
>>25651531>[ ] Explain the situationGlance at Orihime first to see if she's fine with it.We don't need escalating rumors. And we don't need Chizuru flipping out more than usual.
>>25651681If Keigo is a "player" then he is the equivalent of a button masher with an over inflated sense of self.
>>25651748>KeigoShit I thought you meant the other kid.
>>25651768Nah, we keep Mizuiro around to act as support for our harem buildingAfter all, apparently he actually has a harem, he probably knows more about keeping them than we do
Welp it's past 1AM, time for sleepy's. Night guys and have fun!also stay in character, no metagaming, stop rolling to seduce, etcEast Coast signing off.
>>25651805Doesn't he have like 10 bitches? I like it.
>>25651820>>25651805>None of my girls are happy, what do?>Have you at least out a leaf or twig or something in their terrarium so they have something to perch on?>... what?
>>25651818I shall keep the East Coast up in your stead, and try to heed your excellent advice except Rukia. We always roll to seduce Rukia
>>25651860Her and anyone with bigger tits than orihime.
>>25651860My niggaI am also the Rukia waifu fag from before. The spiral continues! Also goodnight
>>25651862So half the girls in the soul society?
>>25651862honestly, I kinda keep the harem a little on the small side. Rukia, Tatsuki, Yoruichi, Nel. That'll give us a nice set
>>25651862>Her and anyone with bigger tits than orihime.But what about Tatsuki?
>>25651890Well the only one aside from Rangiku and Yoroichi later turns out to be related to us. So no.
>>25651902Later. That kind of thing takes more time.
>[X] Ignore Keigo entirelyAs Keigo begins breaking down in tears, and maybe music, you tune him out and look at the transfer student Hirako.“Sorry about him. So, how have you been getting on, Hirako?”Hirako looks surprised at points at himself. “Me, oh, not too badly. Karakura sure seems like a really interesting place.”His face then stretches into a smile. “But ya don’t have to be so formal. Go ahead and call me Shinji.”Giving a grunt of affirmation, your attention goes back to the group as a whole as Keigo seems to have calmed down as you all finally sit down and begin eating. You see that Orihime seems really excited. “Hey, Tatsuki, what did you bring for lunch? I brought bread and honey! Want some?”Tatsuki gives her a flat look. “No, I brought a normal lunch, thanks. You always seem to get so overexcited at lunch, Orihime.”She gets a light glare as Orihime puffs out her cheeks and enters the approximation of a lecturing pose. “What are you talking about? The only reason normal high school girls come to school is lunch!”Waving her off they start into their lunches as Mizuiro looks at you. “So, how have things been with you Ichigo? Anything exciting happen?”>[ ] Yes>-[ ] The Truth>-[ ] Be vague>[ ] No, everything’s been normal>[ ] Write in
>>25651900So going to Mexico is a foregone conclusion?
>>25651914[X] Yes-[X] Be vague"Had an interesting run in with a bird and a bat. Ended far more violently than one would expect."
>>25651914I watched a Yuyuhakusho on a marathon run.
>>25651914>[ ] Yes>-[ ] Be vague"Well, there was that accident with Chad..."
>>25651914>>-[ ] The Truthnobody can use our secrets against us if we have no secrets. also, make sure to explain all of the different "official, scientifically named" types of supernaturals
>>25651914" 'Exciting' is an interesting word for it. I've been having a really weird couple of weeks. Nothing worth bothering you guys about, but it's just been one thing after another lately.""By the way, has anyone seen Chad today?"
>>25651914>[ ] Yes>-[ ] Be vagueI wouldn't put it past them to recognize when we're lying.
>>25651903Man, she needs a boyfriend/girlfriendSeriously, Kukaku strikes me as supremely lonely, and lawful hot dickings won't help tis one because she's Ichigo's aunt or something.>>25651914Yes, but be vague
>>25651914"You mean besides almost getting beaten to death?"
>>25651914>[x] Yes>-[x] Be vague
>>25651914>[X] Yes>-[X] The TruthComplete deadpan, they won't believe a word of it
>>25651914Mention the almost beaten to death part, talking about ghosts in front of someone we don't even know sounds like a really bad idea.
>>25652034Hey, we didn't get our ass kicked, we kicked our OWN ass because we slipped in a pool of our own blood while they were running in terror.
>>25652025Maybe >>25652002as well?Like I'm pretty sure we came to school with a broken nose (is it still broken?) but I forget if we told them the whole story yet.
>>25652034Agreed about talking ghost in front of a stranger being a bad idea.
>>25652062True, that is an important distinction.
>>25652065Nah, that's a bit much when Keigo is alread throwing a bitch fit.He might get.... 'huggy' in his concern.
>>25652034Haha. Yeah, include the street punks story, but downplay it.This might trip a Tatsuki flag ("Did you get rusty, Ichigo? Maybe you need more training."
>>25652081We are so dangerous that the only thing we have to fear is ourselves, doubly so if we are secretly Aizen.
>>25651914o you know gained magic powers and learned secrets of the universe, also got a new videow game how about you.
>>25652099For when/if it comes up:"Oh yeah, the nose thing. Had an argument. Bunch of punks messed up the shire to a kid that got killed in a traffic accident. We had a few less than kind words over that, but they saw the light and went away feeling sorry about it."Then mumble "Which would be when I nearly killed myself by slipping on the only damn inch of blood on the sidewalk and cracked my head-open on the curb.
>>25651914"Well let's see... I got beat down by three mooks, joined the ghostbusters, and found out that my parents were superheroes. How about you?"
>>25652025This. Let's not bring up our near death and super-powers so casually in front of a dude we barely know.
>[X] Yes, be vague“Yeah, Had an interesting run in with a bird and a bat. Ended far more violently than one would expect. Also, Chad got in an accident, he’ll be fine, but that’s why he’s not here.”Scratching your chin, you think further. “That and I had a pretty bad run-in with a few skateboarding punks a few days ago.”Looking at them you shrug nonchalantly. “That’s about it. How about you guys?”Keigo waves his hand excitedly. “Ooh, me Ichigo! I got this new game-”Tuning out Keigo, you eat your lunch and the bell rings, signifying the return to class, where you manage to keep up with the schoolwork, despite not having studied for the past few days.Finally, the bell for the day rings. You can hear Orihime apologizing to Tatsuki before running off. Looks like she’s going somewhere in a hurry.>[ ] Go to Urahara’s>[ ] Go home>[ ] Write in
>>25652176Alright, I love this one. I don't think 'now' is a good time for it, but I love it all the same.
>>25652206Urahara's.Also, let's eat the candy and have a chat with our stunt-double along the way. I mean, we saved his life and we basically own him but I'd like to get to know him better.
>>25652206>>[ ] Go to Urahara’swhen we get there, ask if he's got an idea of when Rukia's getting back from her reporting, then train with Zangetsu
>>25652206Head to Urahara's for now.Hanging out at lunch with our friends makes us think back to that new friend we made a couple days ago.
>>25652206[X] Go to Urahara’sGoing to keep on training until we pass out.
>>25652206Go to urahara's and train.
>>25652206To the Urahara Shoten! We need to train, follow up on Chad, and see if he has a way to contact Rukia.
>>25652206>[x] Go to Urahara'sTraining. Also, see if he's heard anything from Rukia yet. Maybe he's got a way for us to send a message to her?
>>25652206>[ ] Write inCheck in on how Chad is doing.And damn, missed opportunity to invite the rest of the gang to come with him too.Oh well.
>>25652242This along with training. Our stunt double is still in pez form.
>>25652255And chat with our stunt double. It is a good idea
>>25652206>[x] Go to Urahara’s
>>25652206>>25652263>>25652267All of this
>>25652206[X] Urahara's. SWORD TALK.
>Question, do you immediately use the Soul Candy or do you leave school and then take it?
>>25652317Leave school and then take it.
>>25652317Leave, then take it.
>>25652317Leave school, pop into an alleyway, then take it.
>>25652206>Ask Tatsuki whats up Orihime then get ChadThere may be a mystery afoot, nothing stops Chad and Orihime is behaving weirdly as well
Leave first, then pop pill,East bro 2 of 3 self acknowledged signing off for Zzzzzz, see the fallout come the morn.
>>25652335This, but make sure to talk with the pez man before leaving.
>>25652376And that leaves me, another East guy, to steer this the proper direction.And by that, I mean shenanigans.
>>25652409Hey, I never mentioned this, but I too am an east coast guy.
>>25652380We aren't leaving him, we're having a walk and talk to Urahara's.>>25652409I'll give you a snickers bar to help me secure Kon (He needs a name) a Gigai.
>>25652435We don't need a gigai. We need a mannequin or doll. We aren't made of gigais you know.
>>25652409Fellow East Coaster here, I'm gonna ride this shit all the way. I work closing shift that starts at 4pm tomorrow, so I can sleep in.
>>25652435I've got a box of them in my pantry. Help steer this to "We now have a magic sword IRL", and I'll do it.
>>25652435With Kon, I figure we'll just call him Kai, as was Ichigo's original idea.And something of that nature yeah. Like bring up how we'd rather not just carry him around in our pocket all the time.
>>25652445>We aren't made of gigais you know.>implying we aren'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
>[X] Go to Urahara’s>[X] Stunt doubleWalking a decent distance from school, you look around to find an isolated area and take the Soul Candy. You immediately find yourself staring at the modified soul in your body who waves. “Yo. What’s the situation? Hollow?”You shake your head. “No. I just figured we could talk while I go to Urahara’s to train.”The mod soul frowns. “Man, I hate that guy. Could we not do something else, like pick up chicks?”You shake your head as he lets out a sigh of frustration. “Alright. So what do you want to talk about?”He looks at you curiously as the two of you begin making your way to Urahara’s?> Questions? Actions?
>>25652451There's pretty much no way you can use your powers inside your body in canon. Unless Cosgrove pulls it out of nowhere, it probably ain't happening.
>>25652461What's your name?
>>25652409Kiwi here, seeking shenanigans
>>25652469Yeah, it's questionable. I somewhat recall the Vizard not ditching bodies to fight, though. At the very least, Rukia didn't need to leave the gigai to use Kido.
>>25652461"Think I can find more souls like you?" Might be a good sidequest, and don't forget to ask why he's obsessed with the ladies.
>>25652461Ask his name, get to know him a bit better since we're going to be partners for a while.
>>25652507I don't recall the Vizards even having gigai outside of that one time.
>>25652445Dude, he wants to live. With a Gigai, he can have some semblance of a life.>>25652461"About you mostly. I mean, other than a strong desire to not die I know nothing about you. Which kinda bothers me considering that I'm going to be trusting my body to you every so often. So, anything really.">>25652507The physical body limits what we can do as a Shinigami, but it doesn't cancel it entirely.>>25652469Quincy.
>>25652461after we name himwe need to pick you up a, what'd douche-hat call it, a gigai? well, we need to get you one of them, so you can go out and do what you want without wrecking my street cred
>>25652514>ask why he's so obsessed with the ladiesDo you actually need to ask something so redundant?
>>25652461"What do you mean what's the situation? Are you asleep or something when you're not in my body?"
>>25652534So we ask Urahara to make a gigai for himProbably one of a cute chick with huge boobs, because keeping him placated is well within our best interests
>>25652534>"About you mostly. I mean, other than a strong desire to not die I know nothing about you. Which kinda bothers me considering that I'm going to be trusting my body to you every so often. So, anything really."Seconding this.
>>25652534>QuincyYeah but he's talking about using magic swords in our body.
>>25652461Hey, thanks for last night. I know that given Urahara's stance, the two of you don't see eye to eye. I appreciate you not running off with my body. I'll see what I can do to change his opinion, maybe even get you a body of your own.
>>25652543I want to hear his answer.
>>25652534Yeah that's a good line.We really missed out on most of his deal, too busy fighting that bat-thing.
>>25652556actually this is a great idea. then we introduce "her" as s transfer student, and placate Chizuru as well
>>25652525The Vizard were just a mess. At the very least, Shinji had one when infiltratin'. >>25652534...And we can do Quincy bullshits already. This might work out. >"About you mostly. I mean, other than a strong desire to not die I know nothing about you. Which kinda bothers me considering that I'm going to be trusting my body to you every so often. So, anything really."Also, thirding that.
>>25652543>>25652514He's overcompensating. He identifies as male so he has to be the most manly male he knows how to be.
>>25652558Indeed I am.I figure if anyone can figure out a way to use a magic sword in a living body, it'd be Urahara. Perhaps something like making a framework into which we could project Zangetsu's "self"?
>>25652556I highly doubt he'd actually want that. Being horny doesn't mean you want to be inside a chick THAT way.
>>25652598>project ZangetsuThey have those and they only work in caves while training for bankai.
>>25652556Turning Kon into a woman and giving him to the Lesbian seems like both the most bro and most trollish thing we could possibly do. Both in character and int he meta.>>25652574My original plan was that. 'She' would be our cousin with anemia. Staying with us off and on as her parents go through a rather messy divorce.Gives us a reason to have her disappear from time to time as well as pass out randomly when we need our stunt-double to work.In the meantime, he gets to have 'fun'.
>>25652604Never know without asking.
>>25652604what would he prefer, having a dick and never having an opportunity to use it, or not having a dick and instead having great big tits to play with whenever you want instead?
>>25652626>instead insteadI'm an idiot
Guys, you aren't seriously considering this female Kon thing are you?
>>25652641its what KUBO would want
>>25652626Well if>>25652581Is right, which I think they might be, then he'd probably choose to have a dick.
>>25652610Yeah, I know. I mean more like a sword-shaped frame that could serve as a conduit for Zangetsu's abilities instead of the whole thing.>>25652641I'm not, unless it's flat. Because the amusing irony.
>Ask more about himYou think about his question as you find that, other than wanting to live, you don’t know anything about him."About you mostly. I mean, other than a strong desire to not die I know nothing about you. Which kinda bothers me considering that I'm going to be trusting my body to you every so often. So, anything really."He looks surprised before his facial expression softens. “Well, I won’t kill anything. Ever. Even if its as small as ants, I’ll protect them. Everyone has that right.”He then shrugs. “Other than that, I’m just doing what I can. The first body I had was this one, so I identify myself as a guy and figure I’d try to do things normal guys do. I also have managed to pick up an appreciation of the female form, too.”He gives you a perverse grin. It looks rather unsettling considering that it’s your own body.“As for my name, I don’t have one.”>Response?
Getting Kon a body of his own might seem like the nice thing to do, but we also kinda need him to take care of our body if there's a hollow attack.We COULD get him a nicer/cooler temporary-body than that lion plushie, though.
>>25652641Eh, Urahara has a gigai just laying around collecting dust.Like we wouldn't suggest it independently, but if we ask if he's using the one Rukia didn't take...
>>25652657Name him Jackie Chan.
>>25652657Do you mind if I call you Kai? and would you like to see if we can get you your own body off of Urahara?
>>25652689Get it? Because he does his own stunts.
>>25652657"How about Golbez?"He shall strike fear in all whom he meets.
>>25652657Okay, now I actually want to give him a female gigai, because now it's troll as fuck, and therefore necessary.But yeah, now we suggest naming him Kai
>>25652657"Well, I can't just keep calling you 'hey you there'. Besides, you're an individual and my partner, so you need a name.""How about Kon? Seems... fitting, somehow. No idea how I came up with it. Maybe it's short for King of New York, or something."
>>25652641See >>25652618>Turning Kon into a woman and giving him to the Lesbian seems like both the most bro and most trollish thing we could possibly do. Both in character and int he meta.It's hilarious, but I think maybe not.>>25652657"Eh. Well, I need to call you something. Kai?""Also, I might be able to talk Urahara into getting you your own body if you want it. I'm not sure it would be a 24/7 thing, but you could actually run around and do stuff a bit instead of just sitting in a capsule thing waiting to be used. I think he mentioned having a spare Gigai just laying around when he spoke to Rukia."
Honestly, if we're naming him, let's go with "Vic". After Harrison Ford's stunt double. You know you want it.
>>25652736I like it.Supporting this.
How about we let HIM choose his own name? He's not a pet.
>>25652736How about Blaze? You know, Ghost Rider. Because he's a stunt biker.
>>25652758We're suggesting names, not outright forcing one on himHe chooses which one he wants
>>25652758I think he would've chosen one right there if he had an idea.
>>25652758seconding because we seem to be trying to be a rational Ichigo
>>25652758I was thinking we were suggesting names to him, not trying to decide for him.
Alex. Short for Alexander, which means 'guardian of men'. Basically the western version of Ichigo.Also, he doesn't have to choose right now. Give the man some time.
>>25652758Yeah, waiting for a contextually relevant moment for him to decide his own name seems like a good idea.But until then, should we ask if he minds being called by our name?If he's going to be covering for us, it'd probably be a good idea if he doesn't go "Who?"
>>25652875>>25652758This. Tell him our name and let him choose his own.
>>25652618 This is an evil idea. we have to do it.
>[X] Take your time>[X] Could get you a gigaiWho shrug at him. “Take your time. A name’s important, after all. So find a name that’s right for you.”He nods firmly as you scratch at your nose awkwardly. “It’s gotta suck being in that pill all the time. Want me to see if Urahara has a body he can give you?”The mod soul stares at you before wiping at his eyes and shaking his head determinedly. “No. My job’s to get you out of your body so you can fight hollows. While a body sounds cool, that would leave you high and dry, so I’ll suffer it out.”He gives you a weak grin, but you can see he’s not willing to argue on the matter. Soon enough you find yourself at Urahara’s store. When you walk in, you see a large, muscular man with a handlebar moustache, cornrows, and glasses looking at you.“Can I help you, sirs?”>[ ] Ask for Urahara>[ ] Ask who he is>[ ] Write in
>>25652657Oh wait, forgot something very important."So when you say you won't kill anything, does that include spooky ghosts, hollows if you want to use outdated terminology?"
>>25652967Ask who he is, then ask for Urahara.Then ask for a body for our mod soul anyway
>>256529672, then 1
>>25652967Uh yeah I'd like a blond faggot with fries to go.No but seriously where's Urahara.
>>25652967"Here to see Urahara. Magic sword business."
>>25652967[X] Ask for UraharaClearly he is an assistant to the shopkeep.
>>25652967>[ ] Ask who he is
>>25652967>[X] Ask who he is
>>25652967[x] Wait, you can see me in my Shinigami form?[x] Ask who he is[x] Ask for Urahara
>>25652967"Hi, I'm Kurosaki Ichigo and, through a broad definition of the term, so is he.Are you a coworker of Urahara's?"
>>25652967[x] Looking for Hat an Clogs[x] Who're you
>>25652967>[ ] Ask for Urahara
>[ ] Ask for Urahara>[ ] Ask who he is“I’m looking for Hat n’ Clogs. Magic sword business. Who are you? Are you a coworker of Urahara’s?”The man nods, his voice booming. “Yes, I am Tessai Tsukabishi. I run the shop when the owner is busy. If you would wait for a few minutes, I will retrieve him right away.”As you give your assent, the man goes off to where you know the underground training facility is. About twenty minutes later he returns, with Urahara in tow, who looks at you and smiles.“Ah, Ichigo. You came by. Good. Your friend is all fixed up, by the way. I sent him on the way after giving him a rough explanation of the situation. What can I do to help you?”>[ ] Train>[ ] Questions>[ ] Write in
>>25653105>[ ] TrainLets put in some work with the grumpy sword.
>>25653105>[ ] Questions"Is it normal for Zanpakutou to have more than one personality?"
>>25653105[x] Questions: Has he had any word from Rukia yet? And does he have a way to get a message to her if we needed to send one?[x]Training!
>>25653105You got a spare body for my handsome friend here? Then train.
>>25653105>>[ ] Trainhow to better enter that inner world, how to contact our zan pat to and all about them
>>25653105Training comes later, questions come firstFirst question: My mod soul is a perv, how can I deal with that so he doesn't ruin my reputation?
>>25653136Kon has already said he doesn't want one for now.
>>25653105>[X] Questions Heard anything from Rukia>[X] Train
>>25653105>[X] Questions1. RUKIA WHERE?2. Creepy grayscale guy hanging out with Zangetsu>[X] Train
>>25653105What's the word on Rukia?then, Zangetsu time
>>25653160>2. Creepy grayscale guy hanging out with ZangetsuOooh, I forgot about that rude dude.Seconding all of this.
>>25653156I doubt we believe him.
>>25653177Nevertheless, let's not force the issue right now.
>>25653156Get one anywayNot for school or anything, brining some random person into school to pass out when you need is weird, buy one for when that's not a problem, he says he doesn't need one, but sitting around in pill form sounds like the worst thing
1. Bod for the Mod2. Rukia where r3. Who's Whitey4. Train through the pain
>>25653198I feel it would be in character.
>>25653175thirding, plus ask if Urahara has some kind of tiny container for the mod soul, so he can have a body and be with us when we need him
>>25653105"Two things.First, I'm starting to worry that I might have inadvertently screwed Rukia over. My old man's technically a deserter, you're a fugitive/exile, and I'm... Well, it seems like that is a lot to cover up, to the point where people might get suspicious no matter how good a liar she is.More importantly, she knows about Aizen, and I'm not sure if she's the kind of person who would focus more on the 'he's an insane murderous traitor', and less on the 'he is very powerful, can make anyone experience whatever he wants with his sword, and has had a century to operate more or less unchecked'So do you have any way of knowing how she's doing, like if she's alive... or, dead I guess? ...Undead? You know what I mean."
>>25653177Regardless of belief, we NEED him in his pill form when shit hits the fan because someone needs to look after Strawberry's body while we're out Hollow-Hunting. Until we figure out a way to go Shinigami on our own, popping Kon's pill is the ONLY WAY we have to do this. We can get him a body once we no longer need him as a body double, but otherwise it'll just raise complications. Like "Big bro, why is there a RealDoll in your closet?"
>>25653105Is it possible for people who see spooky ghosts to gain a way of defending themselves?
>>25653220>like if she's alive... or, dead I guess? ...Undead?The proper term is double-dead, I believe. If not, it totally is now.
>>25653236disco-dead, i think is the term you are thinking of
>>25653220"Secondly, after making such a big deal about this guy having a right to be alive, it occurs to me that it's pretty shitty of me to have him be left in some kind of dormant state until he's immediately convenient.Is there any way he can have some kind of body, while still being able to serve as my stunt double in short notice? Like something portable or concealable?"
>>25653247But that implies she's coming back.
>>25653221How about a roundabout way of him getting a stuffed animal body?Doesn't raise awkward questions, but he still gets to experience being active more often?
>>25653259think about the universe we're in for a second
>>25653236I meant 'dead' in that context as 'still being a ghost', instead of the standard 'alive or dead' way.Guess that's pretty unclear.
>>25653293Ok, well, I still submit that the term for a dead Shinigami should be double-dead.
>>25653315How about Cadaverific?
>[X]Where’s Rukia>[X] Creepy pale copy“Hey, sandal-hat, there been any word from Rukia?”Urahara shakes his head. “I’m afraid not. Though, to be fair things go slower for the Soul Society. Not to mention she’s a Kuchiki, a member of one of the noble clans, so she might be held up by familial duties. Either way, nothing’s happened yet, so there shouldn’t be anything to worry about.”You search him for any falsehoods, but he seems to be honest through his playful persona. “Secondly, after making such a big deal about this guy having a right to be alive, it occurs to me that it's pretty shitty of me to have him be left in some kind of dormant state until he's immediately convenient.Is there any way he can have some kind of body, while still being able to serve as my stunt double in short notice? Like something portable or concealable?"The mod soul looks shocked at your question before Urahara nods. “Yeah, theoretically, it can possess any body. Even that of something like a stuffed animal, so you can easily get him a temporary one, Ichigo.”Your body looks somewhere between grateful and outraged, but doesn’t say anything. But , there’s another matter that’s been bothering you…“Also, when I met Zangetsu, there was this gray copy of me with yellow eyes. Is that normal? Zangetsu warned me that dealing with it would be dangerous.”Urahara lets out a thoughtful noise before shrugging. “Who can say? There are Zanpakuto with multiple spirits, yes. If your one of them? I don’t know. What is that thing? I have my suspicions, but…”He trails off, clearly unwilling to answer. >[ ] Force an answer out of him>[ ] hold off for now>[ ] write in
>>25653320No, no, that's a special word. One reserved for the many deaths of Yamch-sorry Chad
Rolled 12>>25653336Seduce an answer out of him!
>>25653336>[X] hold off for nowWe ain't ready for this shit yet. Training time.
>>25653336"So... is there any way for me to learn things outside the context of life-or-death battles?">hold off for now
>>25653336>[ ] Force an answer out of him"Ok you can't just say you might know something then just trail off into silence."
>>25653336[X] hold off for nowLet's wait until we're sure we can defend ourselves before we go pissing off powerful things.
>>25653336If your suspicions help us not die or go crazy, I'd like to hear them. If you haven't noticed, I need all the help I can get
>>25653336You said the other day that there were more people like me, with hollow in them... could that be why zangetsu is strange? Or could it be my quincy blood?I'm not going to ask for names, but would you be willing to talk to some of those other people and see if you could come up with some answers for me?
>>25653336>[ ] Hold off for now"If you say so. Zangetsu has been acting mopey yesterday, so I thought I'd get some training done."
>>25653412i like the sound of this, changing my vote
>>25653412Its pretty meta-gamey, but its done in a round-about enough manner that it's not immediately "HA HA I HAVE OOC KNOWLEDGE"
I vote that when we train today, we do basic swordsmanship.We have a bunch of cool super-powers, but no real idea on how to use a sword. So none of the high-flying stuff, just basic attack and defense.
>also, this seems to be what this quest ends up like sometimes, but its a fun ride because of it
Rolled 19>>25653463Sort of, but think of it from his perspective. Here he is, a freak among spooky ghosts, and his trainer not so subtly hinted that there were others similarly affected floating around somewhere. If something freaky was going on with me, I'd look for others with similar experience.
>anyway, what's the consensus?
>>25653571Ask about the Vizards that we don't know are called that.
>>25653527Totally.I mean through pretty much getting killed by those punks from the first chapter, we skipped a whole stage of Ichigo's power level (at the cost of removing Rukia from the mentor role), our dad spilled the beans on things we just learned this year, and have defeated most of the early hollows in a matter of minutes.It's like Bleach: Brotherhood or something."
>>25653571I think it's this? >>25653412
>>25653589No, it's like Bleach: now with 60% more KUBO!!!
>>25653582Is our mask still tucked into our robes?Show it to him if he hasn't seen it already.While we don't have any way of correlating nega-Ichigo with hollows, I think we know enough to think a spooky mask might be significant.
>>25653589but instead of mentor, Rukia's at vitriolic friend/tsundere love interest already(depending on the level of background shenanigans that are happening to her in Soul Society) , so i'd call it a win there as well
>>25653617So we ask about not-vizards and then show him our spooky mask?
>>25653625It's a shame Kubo hasn't revealed her bankai yet.I have a feeling that in this quest she's going to achieve it substantially ahead of schedule.
>>25653336Can I just put my vote in for NOT getting a stuffed animal body for our mod soul?
>>25653680Well we know Ichigo's going to achieve bankai with her. All over her face.
>>25653680you mean, like when she gets back, having single-handedly completed the SS arc?
>>25653696Why not?Potentially embarrassing? I mean chicks dig stuffed animals.
>>25653696Why not? It's portable, it's convenient, and it isn't a living purgatory in pill form.
>>25653711Because Kon is annoying as a stuffed animal
Maybe we can put him in a cat? he small enough for a backpack and his abilities let him keep up with us plus babes love cats
>[X] force an answerYour face twists into a scowl. “Damn it, you know more about this than anyone else I know. My dad’s a shinigami, my mom was a Quincy and was part hollow and I almost became a hollow when I got my powers! Zangetsu warned me he couldn’t guarantee my safety is I confronted that thing.”You grab him by the collar and drag him in close, pulling out the mask you had tucked into your robes. “So if you have any sort of answer, even if its just a suspicion, tell me!”He locks eyes with you, looking mournful. “Ichigo, I think you already know that answer yourself, but I’ll say only one thing…”Loosening himself from your grip he looks away ashamed. “If you’re so sure you escaped becoming a hollow, then why are you holding a hollow’s mask in your hand?”You step back, looking at the mask in shock.>[ ] Actions?
>>25653723And displace the cats soul? The stuffed animal was used by virtue of it not disrupting any other souls
>>25653730hey man cats dont live forever
>>25653726"...So wait a second. Just hold on.Am I what you and Aizen were both independently trying to create?"
Rolled 9>>25653726"well, fuck me"rolling for a chat with zangetsu and monochrome
>>25653726lets go down and meditate time to train with hollow bro
>>25653726Put it on
>>25653726Is there any way I can undo this? Can I kill the hollow?
>>25653721Maybe a different stuffed animal will make a difference?Plus Rukia won't be living in our closet, so he doesn't really have anyone to perve on most of the time.
>>25653730So every time we need him to take over Ichigo's body we're stuck with a dead cat.
>>25653726"... Can you help me?"
>>25653767Nah, I think we already know the answer to that.>>25653764Dear god no, it might actually work.
>>25653726"Urahara, drop the cryptic act. What am I, really? I mean, I'm not a psychotic murderer, so I can't be a Hollow, at least not like any I've seen so far, but this mask..."
>>25653726"Well... I don't feel the insatiable urge to devour the souls of humanity... so what the hell does this MEAN?"
>>25653726"..... I think the obvious answer is that it was a bit nearer a miss than I realized." Then throw the mask to one side. "If it's still around then maybe I'm not out of the woods. In any case, you're the closest thing I have to an expert to talk to.""In any case, I need to be better at what I do for multiple reasons. I know you apparently prefer the more..... intense methods of training, but is it alright if we just do some basic swordsmanship? I mean, the best I've got is 'stick the pointy end into the other guy', and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need to do better than that eventually."
>>25653771Maybe... maybe...Get a bunny doll, and a gigai for when he wants to go out and there's no hollow trouble
>>25653785>we already know the answer to thatNot in game we don't. Also, we pussied out because our family was in danger, but if we ask Urahara, he might be able to contain us. He is a captain after all.
>>25653726casting my vote for thanking Hat n Clogs then getting answers out of Zangetsu and the other guy, and I'm off to sleep. Hopefully there's another East Coast anon still up, and may the kubo be with you all
>>25653865I don't think we can handle the truth just yet.
>>25653706Get it? Because "bankai" means "full release"?Look, it's funny if you're as drunk as I am right now.
>>25653865I'm still here, fellow east coaster.
>>25653871WHO ORDERED THE CODE RED!?
>[X] Can you help?>[X] What does this mean?You look up at him. “I don’t have any desire to hurt the ones I care about or eat souls, so what does this mean?”“It means, Ichigo, that in the depths of your soul, there is a hollow lurking. It hasn’t acted yet, and it might never act. It might even be held in place thanks to the measures your father took to help your mother.”He looks at you. “However, I haven’t undergone hollowification. You’d have to ask someone who has. I’ll get into contact with people who might be able to help you, so please give me some time. Unless things change and it acts out, leave it be until I can get help.”You look into Urahara’s eyes. The man seems regretful, but he isn’t lying to you. >[ ] Trust him>[ ] Insist on dealing with it>[ ] Write in
>>25653803Going with this for now.
>>25653887>[x] Trust him. For now.
>>25653887>Trust himHe's been pretty legit so far.
>>25653887TRUSTTHIS MAN HAS ONLY TRIED TO KILL US ONCE AND IT WAS FOR THE BEST.
>>25653887>trust himSo can I go train with Zangetsu now?
>>25653887Trust him for now. Then move onto >>25653803>"In any case, I need to be better at what I do for multiple reasons. I know you apparently prefer the more..... intense methods of training, but is it alright if we just do some basic swordsmanship? I mean, the best I've got is 'stick the pointy end into the other guy', and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need to do better than that eventually."
>>25653887>[ ] Trust himFine, fine, it hasn't been acting up anyway.ON TO TRAINING!
>[X] Trust himYou give a curt nod. “Alright. I’ll trust you on this.”Urahara gives you a relieved look. “Thank you, Ichigo.”Trying to recover his usual persona, he gives a grin at you. “So, is there anything else I can help you with?”>[ ] Train>[ ] No, head out>[ ] Write in
>>25653942>[x] Train"I've got all these crazy powers, and a magic sword, and that's great, but it's not gonna do me a bit of good if I have no idea how to properly use a sword."
>>25653942>TrainMaybe ask the mod soul what his opinion is on the stuffed animal thing. If he's open to it, and if we have any money on us, tell him it's cool if he ducks out to win one at an arcade or just buy something at a store, instead of waiting around the shop.Just be back in like... an hour I guess?
>>25653999THIS SO HARD!!
>>25653999If he does seem open to it but feels like it infringes on his duty, point out that it's mutually beneficial, as the more life experience he has, the better he'll be at his job.
>>25653999The only restriction we have would be "small enough to fit in a backpack."
>[X] Train>[X] Mod soul on stuffed animal“Yeah, I need to train. In any case, I need to be better at what I do for multiple reasons.”Urahara smiles at you. “Alright, but I have to warn you that Yoruichi is away taking care of some business for now and my underground training facility is currently unavailable.“Still, I can assist you in your training, if you would like.” You look over at the mod soul, who looks a bit lost. “Hey, how do you feel bout the whole stuffed animal thing? You know, for a body?”He shrugs. “I suppose, so long as it isn’t something embarrassing.”You nod towards the door. “Why don’t you go find one you like? I have some money on me, so you should be able to get something. Just don’t go overboard. I’m trusting you, here.”He gives you a determined look and nods before sprinting out the door, as you turn towards an actually amused Urahara. “Alright, so how would you like to train, Ichigo?”[ ] Improve at using Zangetsu>[ ] Train your speed>[ ] Train your control>[ ] Train your hand to hand skills>[ ] Write in
>>25654077Train my control.
>>25654077>[ ] Improve at using ZangetsuSwordsmanship too if possible.
>>25654077>[ ] Improve at using ZangetsuWas there ever any doubt?
>>25654077>improve at using zangetsumind you guys we want to not go full retard and unlike in the manga, actually bot be doing random shit thats completely counterintuitive to our zanpakuto.so we need to get along with them....thats gonna be a pain in the ass.
>>25654077>Improve at using Zangetsu/ControlThat flail thing we used on that bat-hollow seemed pretty neat.But it also seems like it could be really dangerous without proper coordination, since we're wildly swinging a big heavy blade.So it seems like a good idea to learn how to use that properly without being a danger to ourselves or our allies, unless Zangetsu already has that covered so we won't hit anything we don't want to.
>>25654093Shit, didn't notice the top. Change to train Zangetsu.
>>25654077Is control basic sword-skill? Because we need the basics of sword.We're actually pretty good at hand to hand, and speed is more of a Yoruichi thing.
>>25654123nope, its to control you Reiatsu, allowing you more fine control over it
>>25654139Also, happy birthday Tite Kubo
>>25654139Wait, can we learn Kido?
>>25653942Also since I don't think I've quite said it enough, thanks for your help Urahara.
>>25654153We'll have to wait and see in canon.I think right now, we probably can't for the same reason our zanpaktou is perma-shikai.Our powers are still being messed with by Zangetsu and "Zangetsu".
>>25654153We don't know what Kidou is in-game yet.but we can probably ask Tessai or Rukia once we learn about it.
>>25654139Well, I'm voting for sword in any case.In the future, we should see if he can teach us some basic healing and a couple of Kido that don't need a huge incantation.I know for a fact there's a lightning one that only loses like 5% power without the incantation and causes a pretty big bang. It's not a fancy move, but there's several that we could make serious use of.
>>25654077>[X] Improve at using Zangetsu>>25654153In theory I don't see why not, although we really have no IC basis for requesting training in that at the moment.
>>25654166I don't remember any reason in canon that we couldn't use kido, and I don't see why there would be one.
>>25654166Correct. You have yet to actually see Kido in character.However, is it possible? Yes, if you found out about it and found someone willing to teach you. Will it be easy? No.
>>25654179Well remember how Ichigo sucked so bad at that cannonball thing?I figured it was a similar principle.Though I'm not sure if we ever actually learned how kido works.
>>25654185We know Urahara healed Chad, so we'd probably be interested in that as well as any other tricks he might know.He was/is a Kido specialist and the former Kido Corps captain lives here (not that we know that in character) so we're actually in a really good place to learn if we found out.
>>25654207It's use was based in Kido. Once someone actually told him how to focus properly, he was horrifyingly powerful and effective with it.
>>25654207Like in Bleach itself, I can't recall any exposition on how shinigami use their energy or whatever to cast kido.Probably one of the two remaining RGs is the inventor of kido, so we'll probably hear it from them.
>[X] Improve at using ZangetsuYou look at your sword. “Can you help me improve at using Zangetsu?”Urahara nods. “After a fashion, yes. Your Zanpakuto spirit would do the teaching, but I can help you there.”He sits down in a meditative pose, his cane on his lap. “You should be in this position and attempt to meditate with your Zanpakuto. This is Jinzen, the technique used by Shinigami to commune with their Zanpakuto.”Mimicing him you try to meditate and find yourself in your inner world, though there seems to be some clouds here and there right now. Standing nearby is Zangetsu.“Ichigo. Good to see you.”>actions?
>>25654251Wassup Dawg? Can you teach me to be better at dustin fools?
>>25654251"I have come for more training. Or if you wanna chill, that's fine too.">>25654223At the very very least, at some point in the future, we'll have to learn how to defend ourselves against Kido (besides powering through it), if we are still on board with gunning for Aizen.But mostly because I wanna rub it in Byakuya's smug face.
>>25654153Control has to do with everything we do in spirit form. We have so much power we bleed it unconciously, it could be using our quincy powers for self defense or standing on air, or it could be working on harnessing our reiatsu for shunpo / sonido / whatever the quincy quickmove is called.It could be kido as well, but it's unlikely.Ichigo needs no help with hand to hand though, because he's literally grade A tier third or fourth dan blackbelt IIRC
>>25654251"Zangetsu.""I wanted to learn how to actually use a damn sword. I'm barely competent enough to kinda fight mindless beasts with one at the moment, which seems like something I should work on. Especially since I'm half shinigami, which is pretty heavily sword focused.""Not the fancy magic stuff either, just basic attack and defense. I already know my way around a fight, so I just need to understand how to use a weapon better."
>>25654251"I was wondering, is there any way I can learn from you without being on the precipice of defeat against an opponent?While you've been really helpful so far, I think it might be a good idea to get ahead of the curve without almost dying....Which means that I'll have to turn down fighting that spooky-me again for now."
>>25654291I second this.
>>25654223http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Kid%C5%8DBased on how it's explained here... it sounds like simple manipulation of spirit particles in the manner that quincies would do, minus the whole 'eliminating the soul' bit.And based on the incantations and such, it sounds a lot like nasuverse magic where an incantation is just a method of getting your mind in the right place and opening your magic circuits (in this case channeling your reiatsu). Incantations aren't necessary components in either universe, but they focus the mind and can allow for greater power.
>>25654285Hell, control even has to do with that fun form of hand to hand that yoruichi and soi-fon use.
>[X] Please teach me"Zangetsu."I want to learn how to actually wield a sword. I'm barely competent enough to fight hollows with one at the moment, which seems like something I should work on. Especially since I'm half shinigami, which is pretty heavily sword focused.""I don‘t need any of the complicated stuff right now, just how to use it for basic attack and defense. I can build up from there. I already know my way around a fight, so I just need to understand how to use my weapon better."Zangetsu nods his head. “The basics, it is then. Let me show you the way to properly wield me, then.”He spends what feels like the next couple hours teaching you basic offensive and defensive maneuvers to use with your Zanpakuto. After a certain poin the pauses.“Ichigo, it is getting late in the real world. We should call an end to the training for today.”You nod your head and find yourself sitting in the Jinzen stance still. Nearby you see your body fiddling with a stuffed animal of…>What stuffed animal?>also roll me 2d100 please
Rolled 91, 42 = 133>>25654387Platypus
Rolled 62, 54 = 116>>25654387Let's say... dinosaur.
Rolled 15, 6 = 21>>25654387
Rolled 57, 93 = 150>>25654387>What stuffed animal?Chicken.
Rolled 65, 14 = 79>>25654418holy bananas
Rolled 89, 83 = 172>>25654387Bear
Rolled 27, 76 = 103>>25654387
Rolled 55, 45 = 100>>25654387Second the Dinosaur
Rolled 48, 99 = 147>>25654387Godzilla
Rolled 84, 21 = 105>>25654387Godzilla
Rolled 52, 33 = 85>>25654387>AnimalA lion.
Rolled 32, 71 = 103>>25654428Seconding bear. Especially since it's winning the roll.
Rolled 41, 10 = 51>>25654387RAWR I'M A DINOSAUR
Rolled 74, 14 = 88>>25654439>>25654437>>25654387Hivemind
Rolled 100, 83 = 183>>25654437>>25654439Seconding Godzilla.Its like a Dinosaur, but scarier.
Rolled 86, 61 = 147>>25654447Pretty sure the Godzilla was a double post.
Rolled 52, 66 = 118>>25654454I didn't mean for it to be one, but it's possible.
Rolled 30, 60 = 90>>25654453>100That's a critical right?
>>25654437>99>>25654453>100Godzilla has spoken.Thirding.
>>25654470it's not within first 10, though the 99 on second roll is
>>25654470It wasn't nearly within the first ten posts so I don't think it counts.
Rolled 2, 57 = 59>>25654470Yes, but it ain't in the first 10.
Rolled 43, 68 = 111>not bearCome on, we could have a living pedo bear here guys!
>I will always offer my deal, like I did last time.So, what's the animal? Gozilla, a dinosaur, or the bear?
>>25654497>your dealBut we didn't even roll a nat 1 this time. I vote bear.
>>25654497Godzilla. Just so we can say that Kon ate Tokyo in the archive description.
>>25654497>accepting a deal with the devil no thanks were good also godzilla
>>25654497>Nope on the deal.>Godzilla
Rolled 78, 87 = 165>>25654477>>25654479Fair enough
>>25654497I'd say Godzilla, because as >>25654453said, it's like dinosaur+
Rolled 5, 11 = 16>>25654497No deal and choose Godzilla
>>25654497Deal? What deal? Why are we being offered a deal?WHAT AM I MISSING?
>>25654497Godzilla and absolutely not on the deal
>>25654507Maybe this is one of the cases where low=good, or the third roll is low enough to count as a critical failure?
>>25654529Cos will let us use the crit that wasn't in the first 10 rolls but then he will make us fail at something in the future.
>>25654529Last thread we rolled like 3 nat 1s and a bunch of 20s after ten posts. He offered to count the 20s if we let him, at a random time of his choosing, force a nat 1 roll on us. We declined.
>>25654529Buy a crit at the cost of a crit-fail whenever he wants it.
So if we go with Godzilla what do we name not-kon? Kaiju?
>The deal will always be open…..>91- Your experience in swordsmanship has gone up. You are at 91 out of 200 for Rank 1 of Swordsmanship>99 Your relationship with your Zanpakuto has improved. You are currently at 299 out of 10,000 to reach next rank.>GodzillaYou stare as he fiddles with a small plush Godzilla before he looks up at you. “Oh, you’re back. I decided on this guy, he looks cool.”You nod your head and soon enough you find yourself in your body, bidding farewell to Urahara with the mod soul of your shoulder, looking around.It’s late evening. There’s not many people around. You could head straight home, but you also thing you might have enough time to take a more scenic walk, too.>[ ] Head Straight home>[ ] Go for a walk
>>25654563Go for a walk. Also, do we get Bankai when we reach 10,000?
>>25654563Straight home for now.It is getting late.And I'm pretty sure enough shit has happened to us to justify thinking that "scenic" means "someone is going to attempt to murder us".
>>25654559He'll think of something.
>>25654563>[ ] Go for a walkDrop in on Chad, Tatsuki or 'Hime.
>>25654563>Head Straight home>Pop pill into godzilla-plushie on the way, see if it works>Introduce Kon to his new family once we get homeEveryone knows the whole story anyway, no point in keeping him a secret.
>>25654590I think we already did that, hence>the mod soul of your shoulder, looking around
>>25654563Go for a walk, meet up with Chad
>>25654574>impying anyone in japan has the balls to attack Godzilla
>>25654563>[ ] Go for a walkAdventure!
>>25654563>[ ] Go for a walkWe've got Godzilla with us, we'll be fine.
>>25654598>hollow shows up>kon burninates the hollow as godzilla.
>>25654598Mothra.I don't know, I've never seen any Godzilla movies. He must of fought SOMETHING, otherwise every single movie would just be Godzill destroying Tokyo in new and interesting ways.
>>25654598I just realized how the world has been robbed of Bruce Lee vs. Godzilla.
>[X] Go for a walkWell, it seems like a nice enough night. You could take a walk along the waterfront as you make your way back home without anyone noticing.As you walk down it, you listen to the idle chatter of the mod soul talking about its new body….>roll me 2d20
We should drop in on Orihime.She was hurring about earlier, so we should make sure she's alright.Also, we have an adorable plush Godzilla with us who would love to meet our sorta-girlfriend.>>25654624You know, if you watch Godzilla backwards it's a heartwarming movie about a Giant lizard rebuilding a city before moon-walking into the ocean.
>>25654624He fought Mecha Godzilla and some other dragon dudes. Mothra is usually a good guy. The hollows are still Japanese. They don't have the balls.
Rolled 17, 15 = 32>>25654641
Rolled 8, 20 = 28>>25654641
Rolled 4, 9 = 13>>25654641
Rolled 20, 9 = 29>>25654641It begins!
>>25654644Except in Tokyo SoS. Man, fuck Tokyo SoS. Kiryu was a fucking badass who learned to have a heart of gold in Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla. A giant moth has no right to say who has to die.
Rolled 11, 10 = 21>>25654641
>>25654649>>25654651Everyone, stop rolling.Don't even shoot for full Kubo here, I'm serious.This is never happening again.
>>25654649>>25654651Sweet, double crits.
>>25654649>>25654651It was the best walk EVER!
Rolled 10, 18 = 28>>25654641Rolling for crits.1s or 20s, I'm not picky.
>>25654643We should do that, but for an entirely separate reason.To warn her about him, so he doesn't try to seduce her while he's occupying our body. That could cause a whole new and interesting brand of shitstorm if its allowed to happen.
>>25654651>>25654649we are walkin so fucking greatthis shit is crazychristopher walken aint got nothing on us
Rolled 6Huh, interesting
>>25654685Aw c'mon, pretty sure he knows better than that.But yeah it might be a good idea to avoid mixed signals.
>>25654686I think we just mastered the moonwalk people!
>>25654699>trying to sabotage our critsYou truly are KUBO aren't you?
Rolled 17, 5 = 22>>25654649>>25654651We're taking our sword out on our walk, swinging it about randomly. Suddenly Grand Fisher charges at us, planning to ambush us.WE kill him without batting an eye or even knowing that he tried to attack us.
Rolled 10>>25654714no, these are for me
>>25654720STOP ROLLING!!! BEFORE KUBO ACTIVATES!!!
>>25654699How are you gonna pan this out Cos?Character revelation time?Opportunity to spend time with (future) harem?
>>25654720Wrong. Grand Fisher appears and then trips in a puddle, cracking his mask open and snapping his neck.
Rolled 1, 1 = 2>>25654728Oh come on, what could possibly go wrong?Relax, it's 2d1.
>>25654749I almost shit myself there.
>>25654732Maybe Rukia actually resumed her patrol without being arrested, and we happened to run into her?
>>25654743As expected from Kubo.Also, did moonland release the spoilers about this weeks new chapter?
>>25654760This actually works pretty well. How about it Cos?
>>25654749>2d1Well look who thinks he's clever dan.
>20>20As you walk down the road, your blood freezes as you see a black haired girl down by the water. The same one you saw on that day…But you immediately snap out of it as what looks to be an arrow of light explodes onto the ground in front of you. You look around for a moment for the source, but don’t immediately see it. However, the figure on the waterfront is gone.Sixty feet away, a cloaked figure readies a bow and arrow made of energy. It looks in your direction saying only one word hatefully in a raspy voice.“Shinigami”Before it fires the arrow at your feet, blinding you momentarily. When you can see again, the cloaked individual is gone.BLEACH QUEST XI ENDTO BE CONTINUED>I will be here for a little, if anyone wants to ask any questions
>>25654761Not much happens so far from what's been said.Apparently Yhwach declares Ishida to be the letter A, which pisses a bunch of the Sternritter off (Haschwald is letter B).
Rolled 1, 1 = 2>>25654785Read the spoiler.
>>25654796That time I left the 2d1 on, sorry.I'm a faggot, ect.
>>25654791Grand Fisher -and- Uryu?What a treat.
>>25654791>But you immediately snap out of it as what looks to be an arrow of light explodes onto the ground in front of you. You look around for a moment for the source, but don’t immediately see it. However, the figure on the waterfront is gone.>Sixty feet away, a cloaked figure readies a bow and arrow made of energy. It looks in your direction saying only one word hatefully in a raspy voice.>“Shinigami”u wot m8
>>25654791So how useful are those 20s gonna be?
>>25654791On a scale from 1-10, how funny is derp-Aizen to you?Also, did someone just fuck with Godzilla? Ichigo gonna have to slap a bitch?
>>25654812Those 20s are what made this happen.
>>25654824>derp-Aizen>implying this isn't the smartest version of Aizen to dateFree lap dances boy. Free.
>>25654829So our crits magically fast forwarded 2 episodes?
>>25654824Oh, they're about a 7, to be honest. I also like the idea that Aizen literally hasn't done anything he's just been in he wrong place at the wrong item, blamed for shit he didn't do and decides to roll with it.
>>25654851Sorta, they were if The Cloaked figure or GF were going to show or not, the higher the roll the better the odds.
>>25654791So how well do you think we've done by sticking at least close to Ichigo's character?He's been capable of being pretty sarcastic, especially in early chapters, as well as capable of being thoughtful at times, so I'd say we're at least above 5/10.
>>25654853No, that's not it. It's that Aizen had a plan, but completely lost control of everything over a century ago and has been bullshitting ever since.
>>25654791What are the odds of anime-filler stuff showing up, like the extra mod souls, Muramasa, or karakura rangers?
>>25654874Oh, you all aren't doing bad, though occasionally some assholes try to ruin it for you all, but considering the circumstances, he seems to resemble Ichigo character-wise pretty well.
>>25654894>karakura rangersPleeeaaase let this happen!!!
>>25654791How much of an effort are you making to stick reasonably close to canon?Like will Keigo, Mizuiro, and Tatsuki never develop superpowers due to it not happening in the manga, as well as no surprise bankai?
>>25654896>some assholes try to ruin itHey, I'm just saying most of our problems could be solved by some strategic seduction.
>>25654894Well, I generally don't watch the anime, but I don't see why they couldn't show up in one form or another, though they might not be 1:1 to their original counterparts.
>>25654915Just saying.... but... we've pretty much kicked canon in the nuts, stabbed it in the throat with a rusty nail, and left it in a ditch for dead.
>>25654920Are odds higher that Rukia will return, or that we'll have to go save her?
>>25654915It all depends on how you all play things out. If you avoid Keigo, Mizuiro and Tatsuki they will have less effect on the plot. I also have plotlines running right now that you all don't see happening until you either stumble upon them or they're revealed.
>>25654934But it has the heart.By the power of KUBO it may yet survive.
>>25654945Depends on if she does something stupid or you do something stupid that puts her at risk.
>>25654968>if she does something stupidWill we need to roll for that like we just did for the plot?
>>25654853Cool, I'll have to keep writing that shit then.>>25654841"You know, you could be getting a lot more than a lapdance.""In public?""Well, if that's your bag. Isn't your power 'absolute hypnosis'?" Couldn't you just make the passerby ignore you?""....""Shit, take them somewhere else. Hell, you could ev-""Gin, shut the fuck up. Seriously, I get it already.">>25654880"So what was the original plan?""To get laid.""How.... how did it spiral that badly out of control?""I lost track at about the second time I had to buy that one horse a prostitute. Though to be fair, it was the fastest way for me to achieve Bankai at the time."
>>25654982Wait, which definition of Bankai is he using there?
Also, someone want to add this to the archives of suptg?
>>25655000"Other people use that metaphor? Interesting."
Oh god Orihime is going to explode into treats when we show her our talking Godzilla stunt double.On a related note... Chad and Orihime were using the underground training bunker weren't they? I mean, WE skipped an entire plot arc in terms of power level so it makes sense that our supporting characters might do so too.
So how terrible of an idea is the Kurosaki Eugenics Project?I mean, I'm going to go for it anyway, though I'm not 100% sure on how to pull it off yet.
>>25655023>Oh god Orihime is going to explode into treats when we show her our talking Godzilla stunt double.Next time we meet her, I vote that we tell her we found our Superhero sidekick.
>>25655018I'm not sure if it's funnier as sexual innuendo, or that he actually did that as bankai training, but keep writing this shit. They alone are worth staying up 5 hours.
>>25655033Its a 10/10 bad idea.
>>25655053What, a glorious master race of orange haired hollows isn't a good idea?
>>25655033Well, to put things this way: I started people with canon start relationship levels for Bleach between Ichigo and everyone else. If you want to try for you harem stuff, first of all good luck the second is I hope you can manage to get the affection of those character high enough.But its not the first Quest I've seen to try to grab the harem end, it will not be the last.
>>25655033>Impregnating your harem Not even Kubo would do something so stupid.
>>25655039"Our sidekick is Godzilla. Well, that's not technically his name, but-"And that's when both of us are forced into her cleavage, deafened permanently by the girlish squeal of joy.>>25655053Honestly, I'm not entirely clear on how it differs from a Harem end other than making us sound like a mad-scientist.
>>25655069Eh, fair enough. I mean, it's not REALLY a harem end idea, but....In any case, I have another question: How much does the spirit world on the whole care about mortal crime?Because we're a super-ghost who can interact with the physical world. If we were to, for example, rob ALL THE BANKS would anyone in the SS even give a fuck?I mean, I'm not suggesting indiscriminate targeting, but we could rip of the mob undetected or whatever pretty easily.
I archived the thread un suptg.
>>25655108>Rob a bank while ghostGuys, help. I'm trying to find a flaw in his logic and it keeps coming back as 'they've got insurance under the law'.
>>25655108Depends on how obvious you are and if you're caught by a patrolling Shinigami. They'd care more that you're bothering the living world and are a rogue shinigami
>>25655163Yeah, also we're already a criminal because of half Quincy and they're racist assholes.
>>25655163Well, the only locals are Urahara and Rukia, one who's a known criminal outlaw and the other is....How WOULD she react to that? Sees Ichigo running out of a bank, stopping to look at her 'I promise there's a good reason for this'.>>25655162Personally, I'm focused on what we could do with that money. We're a teenager living at home, so we don't have much in the way of expenses. One or two quick heists would set us up for a long time if we were careful about it.
>>25655187The man's always trying to keep a brother down..... Actually, what would we even spend that kind of money on?
>>25655188Isshin would probably beat your ass seven ways to sunday, even if he didn't have powers.
>>25655162Character alignment.Isshin raised him to be better than that.And you'd think Ichigo wouldn't bother with part-time work, and yet in the manga (Fullbring Arc) he has one.
>>25655203Even if we steal it from the mob and donate the money to charity or Isshin's clinic?
>>25655188Thing is unless there is ACTUALLY a good reason we need a large sum of money very quickly, I don't see Ichigo turning to crime, much less crime that involves a blatant abuse of his powers.Fun idea though, just in case Aizen decides to troll us and kidnaps someone then demands an arbitrarily high sum of mortal money as ransom.
>>25655214Why would Aizen need money>for lap dancesBut... nevermind.
>>25655214Kurosaki Ichigo, if you do not bring me one hundred million american dollars by next week, I will kill your friends and loved ones.
>>25655232>one hundred million American dollarsAre there even enough yen in existence to pay that off?
>>25655197Off the top of my head? A small warehouse we can refit into a base of operations for us and our friends, Various supplies, trust funds for everyone we know in case something happens to us, a separate condo for use as a bolt-hole, raw materials and supplies for pretty much any purpose we could possibly need, a car or two for emergency transport, Uryu's love, etc.>>25655203That's why I would advocate a careful choice in targets.Like the mob. That's drug money they aren't going to be putting to any sort of good use we could use to secure our sister's financial futures.>>25655209>>25655208>Character alignmentI could see us actually deciding to fight crime, while putting the money we find along the way of stopping criminal enterprises to a 'better' use.And if the Shinigami bitch we can just say we were Quincy at the time and therefore not ghost-abusing.>>25655245>>25655232>>25655226"How the fuck are you going to spend a hundred million on lapdances?""I'm immortal and VERY patient."
>"Hey guys, let's rip off the mob."The terrifying part is how we could get away with it and it actually kinda makes sense.
>>25655285But would the money turn invisible when we pick it up, or would the mobsters see a giant duffel bag of dosh float out the door?I like to imagine these are the questions that go through Ichigo's head in the aftermath of high-stress situations.
>>25655318We get tons of mod souls and tons of stuffed animals. We then sew pockets in them like in that one episode. They sneak in and grab a stack of cash each, repeatedly until it's all gone.
>>25655327Dude, we only need one.Just send Kon in via the air-ducts. He's an under-soul. He boosts legs and movement speed.He just escapes into the air-ducts one gold bar at a time.
>>25655342We could do this next game if we wanted.
>>25655327>>25655342>The mob has a secret camera on their money, because paranoia>Money disappears>They now have to figure out how to explain to their boss how their safe was cleaned out by a stuffed Godzilla doll that snuck in through the vents
>>25655347>implying they don't faint out of fear when they see Godzilla on screen.
>>25655346I'm trying to imagine how people would react to this. I mean, on the one hand we are doing a mostly good thing by harming the mob/yakuza. On the other hand, we are directly profiting from doing that.I think Isshin would be pretty lax about it once he found out that we were only going after evil people and were putting the money to good use.I'm more worried about Urahara's reaction more than anything. I'm not sure he'd mind the moral equation, but if the idea is for Shinigami to be separate from day to day affairs, I wonder where exactly he'd draw the line on acceptable behavior considering we're both rogue and consider ourselves human first and foremost.That said, I support this line of thinking at the very least. how to exploit our super-powers for fun and profit without hurting anybody(who didn't have it coming).
>>25655395Our first target for trolling/profiteering will be those street punks. Though we probably don't need to take their money, but we might get a lead on any higher circles of Karakura's criminal hierarchy.This "idea" is snowballing pretty quickly.
So, anyone else play armorguy's bleach knight quest yesterday?
>>25655395For what its worth, I fully intend to advocate crime fighting as a secondary activity during Hollow patrols.We told Orihime we were a superhero, so by god we should act like one.Lets see how long we can go before rumors of a crime-fighting invisible ghost start to spread.
>>25655447See, THAT is the sort of thing that will get Urahara and Soul Society pissed off at us. Fighting crime and stealing are both okay, but we need to be subtle about it. Less 'criminals getting beaten up by an invisible ghost', more 'highly incriminating pictures suddenly appearing on the police chief's desk by an anonymous benefactor'.
>>25655470Hmm... This is turning into an interesting alternate premise.>Yakuza is stumped with ghost/s stealing their monies.>Hires the best spiritual expert in Japan (BOHAHAHAHA!)>Hilarious Ichigo and Don Kanonji faceoff with ham filled lines.>Decide if we fight him, run from him, or befriend him and face the mob together.
>>25655549Holy shit. This retarded rooster or an idea just shit a gold egg. Cosgrove are you still here?
>>25655549>Implying Don Kanonji, HERO OF JAPAN would ever work for the YakuzaSlight flaw there, chum.
>>25655597He obviously doesn't know their the Yakuza.
>>25655597>Implying the COWARDLY YAKUZA wouldn't trick him into working for them>but of course he was simply infiltrating their organization to bring them to justiceDo you even HERO?
>>25655597Hiring by proxy then? Yakuza are obviously not gonna be forthcoming on their mob connections.Don Kanonji will have to make extensive background checks first then.