"Well its quite simple Takkun. There are these guards here, see, look at the map when I'm talking to you, right here. There's 4 of them, all in the door. Its a guard thing, you see, a defender thing. They want to hurt you with their spears."
"Hey, hold on, spears? What am I supposed to do?"
Suddenly, Granpa finally decided to add to the conversation. "Hit 'em with your ax, dammit! Heck, I gave you two of 'em, dual wield! Hit 'em with TWO axes! Take their heads off, the bastards!"
"What? Gave them to me?"
"He rolled up your character, Takkun. Characters don't just grow on trees, you know! They take a lot of hard work!"
"Yesss, Takkun! Your grandpa spent hours on that character, making it perfect, just for you, Takkun! His wizard took him almost a day, just to roll his stats!"
Granpa butted in again. "Don't listen to him Nao, your father is full of shit."
"...Okay, whatever. Just let me hit something with my ax."
"Gimme a roll, Nao." Dad added with a smile.
"...Is it the round one again?"
"Yes Naota. It is the round one again."
This game was getting pretty predictable.