You are a Magical Girl, and you fell asleep in your costume again....At least you remember what the fuck your name is, and it's a damn sight better than Murderface.
>>25338961Well, not like it matters much, the costume thing. You don't wear anything else, whether you're lounging around, getting drunk, or doing your job. You just cancel the transformation and re-engage it to get a clean one if the one you were wearing gets too dirty, or people start complaining.Of course, that doesn't happen anymore, what with you...getting into the habit of showering regularly again. And being the newly-elected, if reluctant, leader of the agency you're employed in. Warmaster, they call you now. More than a thousand magical girls under your command, with only the Ninth Incubator as your superior. You've even got the hat to show for it, although you're pretty leery about wearing the fucking thing around girls. Something about it...makes them act strangely around you.Warmaster. A part of you still can't quite believe it. Another part of you thinks this is all a setup, somehow, and the universe will soon come crashing through your door any moment now, to restore the balance that's been inadvertently tilted to your favor.. . .Well, if it's going to, then it'd better hurry the fuck up while you're still in your comfortable chair. It'll be the only way it can get you without you shooting back.You're too comfortable at the moment to get up for anything. Even Mami could show up naked and you'd probably just sit there until she initiated, or something.But anyway. You don't really have that much to complain about. You've got a new apartment. One of your aides, a green-haired Callidus, is snoring softly on your new sofa. It's early morning - the sun isn't even up yet, although it'll be in a few moments - and for the first time you're not even waking up wishing you died in your sleep. Not even the smallest twinge of a hangover, and you remember having a bit more red wine while Tomoe Mami gave you that haircut you were so eager to get.
>>25338964...Yes. That haircut. It took a bit to talk Mami down into curling your hair into drills, or braiding it. You'd settled for a trim so it's not reaching down to your ass, and had her teach you how to do a ponytail properly with it. She'd tied it for you with a length of purple ribbon. You remember talking to her about your file, as you leafed through it while she continued to trim your hair with neat little snips of her scissors. About how an impressive amount of it was redacted, whole sections of it deleted, with little left to make sense of. You remember being displeased about that.You don't remember much after that. The last thing you remember was Mami showing you how you looked like with a hand mirror she'd taken from her purse. You...liked it. The ponytail was strange, but it felt right. You also remember stammering something that sounded suspiciously like a confession, you're not too sure. She blushed at this, smiled, and then placed a kiss on your forehead. Telling you to get some rest while she cleaned up.She must have left after doing so. Your file is still on your lap, open where you'd been reading it last. Mami had taken off your jacket, though, and had draped it on you like a makeshift blanket....Well, comfortable as you are at the moment, you can't help but feel a bit twitchy. You've...you've got something to do today, right? Something important? Just can't seem to put your finger on it, annoying thing.Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.Wake Midori up, ask her what it is.Check your file again. See how much that bastard mutant cat left out.
>>25338961Damn, that ponytail is AMAZING.>>25338974[x] TIMESTOP. FEED PINKY PANCAKESAfter we heat it up first, of course.
[x]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.YES! Updated inventory!
i love you decu
>>25338974>>[X]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.>>[X]Check your file again. See how much that bastard mutant cat left out.
she looks like Korra. I love Korra
>>25338974>[X]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.>[X]Check your file again. See how much that bastard mutant cat left out.one of these.
Check Decu's twitter.Thread is up.
>>25339003Sweet, finally managed to catch a thread.>[X]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.>[X]Check your file again. See how much that bastard mutant cat left out.Pinky and pancakes can come right after.
>>25338974[X]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember..[X] TIMESTOP. FEED PINKY PANCAKESAt least try to make up with the demonic ex. Feed her dem pancakes already, besides she's likely still mad about that as I am.. that was a dumb move. Just glad I missed it.
>>25338974We obviously forgot about pinkycakes.
>>25339003>>25339016>>[X] Remember that you still owe Pinky pancakes.We must rectify this grave oversight.
>>25338974>[x]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.
>>25338974>[x]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.Midori still needs her rest, remember that she was discharged from hospital one day earlier.By the way, is it just me or does she still smell of spilled Champagne? Sleeping in wet clothes like that can't be healthy...
>>25339016>pinkycakes.New nickname for her?
>>25338974Check fileCheck inventoryFeed pancakes to murderous Erdritch monstrosity, make sure we do the feeding so for once we are in control
>>25338961>ponytailYES.>>25338974>[X]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.
>>25339040>By the way, is it just me or does she still smell of spilled Champagne? Sleeping in wet clothes like that can't be healthy...Unlikely that she'll get sick, being undead and everything. She'll probably feel gross about the champagne soaked shirt though.
>>25338974>[X]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.Time to feed Pinky.
>[x] touch fluffy ponytail
>>25338974>>25339013>[X]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember.>[X]Check your file again. See how much that bastard mutant cat left out.>[X] Remember that you still owe Pinky pancakes.Rectified and fixed, when is the Idol concert job going to happen again?
>>25339046[X] this and call Kharn and ask her what the fuck she did to that hat
>>25339040>>25339051Nothing a shower in the morning can't fix.
>>25339051>being undead and everythingOh, you just had to go and play the race card, huh?!
>>25339064Today we meet with the idol.
>>25339064A stadium. It was originally planned at a mall venue, but the event ended up larger than they'd anticipated and they changed locations.
>>25338961>PonytailThis was pretty much the worst off all the choices. Its not short, so its not longer the Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda-Haircut so we cant afford to be lazy with it.And its not long and open either, so no more SWAG through doing the Hair-Thing.You guys literally managed to ruin the best two things about Homu`s hair.Do you get it?! NO MORE HAIRFLIPPING!! This truly is a sad day..
>>25338974[x] Wake Midori up, ask her what it is.[x] Call Mami, ask for Pancakes to be ready upon your arrival at the Officio. A platter of them, enough for her detail, Sayaka, Midori, Kyoko, ourself, and one other.
>>25339081Excuse me good sir.Do you see them long bangs on the side?
STR Quest when, OP? It's been months. ;___;>>25339086Do it.
>>25339076Bring Midori along?>>25339077Can we have some MGs scout out that venue? It'd be nice to have intel on the layout.
>>25338974[x] Pinky Pancakes. We did promise it after all.
>>25339078Or is it a medical condition? I, err... Whatever!
>>25339096But shes on hostage tracking duty with Kyoko and unnamed understudy.
>>25339096Midori's working with Kyoko on the missing persons case. Though I have a sneaking suspicion that Kyuubey might have solved that for her already...
>>25339102Indeed. Kumatora then?>>25339103Let's keep the Shadowruns for when we get a clue. :PStill, this being neo-noir, your suspicions aren't completely unfounded.
>>25339081Cmon, it doesnt look that bad.
>>25338974[x]Check inventory, see if something can help you remember. BITCHES LOVE IN INVENTORIES[x]Check your file again. See how much that bastard mutant cat left out.[x]After that wake up Midori and let her see you off.[x]Take leftover pancakes with you when you go out.[x] On the wy to work initiate Pinkytime, because it was a promise.We.. busy now?
>>25339120Personally, I think it looks pretty ugly but I'm willing to let bygones be bygones and focus on the matter at hand rather than the haircuts. Chances are it'll probably get chopped again anyway so it doesn't matter in the long run.
>>25339114Think Kumatora is included almost by default.I wonder how large a Magical Contingent is going to be stationed at the stadium.
>>25339114>clueHow about this:>girl goes missing>we get a box with a girl's head in itNot suspicious at all. How long were we in Siberia?
>>25339145About a month or two
>>25339145A few days, maybe a week at max. I forgot.
>>25339145A few days, I think.>>25339145Hmm, hadn't thought of that. Well, no real way to confirm it until Kyouko and Midori come back.
>>25339130>I wonder how large a Magical Contingent is going to be stationed at the stadium.Judging by our previous "totally mundane and safe missions" the answer is "not enough".
>>25339162I swaer QB does it on purpose. One day we'l be sent "on your most dangerous assignment yet" and we'll just have to get him a cup of coffee.
>>25339145The head is being examined right now. If it is the girl gone missing, we will be informed about it. Hopefully before Midori has to run into what's left of her in some abandoned garage.
Wait, we should remember to tell midori about the concert.The person that went missing was last seen in the mall. And the concert was going to be in the mall before it got changed. Perhaps our missing person found something that she shouldn't have....
>>25339102Y-.. You guys think Decu will do a Kyoko/Midori-Intermission for their search? I mean.. just imagine it. This is the perfect moment for some Buddycop-Movie action! With Car chases and exploding helicopters! And Kyoko and Midori in Suits!
>>25339195Good point. And now I'm 90% certain the head is hers. the other 10% is that she's alive but held hostage by the idol.
>>25339195Oh shit, we really should ask Midori about her insights!
>>25339145>>25339156>>25339157>>25339158This is where time gets wibbly wobbly.http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24638901/#24639804>Kharn and Kyuubey had both confirmed that your time in Siberia had been no more than three weekshttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/23871034/#23871034>You are a Magical Girl, and you're on your flight back to Japan, after a rather rough week in Siberia.>...Yes. It's only been a week. More or less. Even though it felt like half a year. It certainly seemed that way. Conclusion, we're still in the barrier.
>>25339195>>25339206First things first, we grab pancakes and eat with Pinky. THEN we wake up Midori.... Is Watermelon End still viable?
>>25339213Damn you time travel.
>>25339196>Kyoko and Midori in Suits!
>>25339213A week is no more than three weeka
>>25339219We should ask Pinky if she wouldn't mind us bringing Midori into timestop land for a three person pancake breakfast.On an unrelated note, we shopuld also ask Pinky why we hate Kyuubey so much.
>>25339222Definately more than a week, though.http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24524816/#24525324>"I...things are fine, Chiaki-san. The few weeks you were away wasn't all that bad.
>>25339213Technically, those two statements do not conflict. The phrasing is just strange when you look at the two side by side.
>>25339081>Doesn't know that you can still flip a ponytail>It's not like tying it magically makes flyaway swishable hair suddenly not swishable
>>25339096I'll never get why everyone was so desperate to throw Midori back into action a day after she got out of the hospital.
>>25339266I guess people forget that time in story is not the same as time for us. It's hard to remember that it's been a day for Midori when it's been a few weeks for us.
>>25339196>Kyoko and Midori in suitsMotherfucker I will draw this if it happens.
>>25339266Can't speak for anyone else, but I wasn't too against the idea. She was going to be released on that day anyway, so might as well give her some assignment rather than having her bored at the apartment. I mean, it sends a positive message that we trust her to pull her own weight rather than having her doing nothing because we're afraid she'll get hurt again. That's my take on it at least.
>>25339283Draw it anyway.
>>25339266>>25339284This. Midori's a big girl, we don't need to coddle her.
>>25339213Chiaki managed to both fall into a coma for a week+ AND get a second layer of amnesia on top of her previous layer, so I'm definitely willing to forgive her getting the dates in that particular mission totally off.
>>25339266Was hoping to give her a day off. Let her go home and stay with her parents for abit.She probably hasnt seen them for a long time. Especially with the jobs she has to do and needing to stay at her officio's dorms.
>>25339196HAHA TIME FOR 80`S MUSIC! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1NiNKwueE
>>25339266Gives her things to do, and she gets to familiarize herself with the others. Moreover, it doesn't sound too tiring, does it?
>>25339295We do need to cuddle her, though. And taste her soulgem. To make sure it's in working order.
>>25339283No, fuck you! Draw it anyway!
>>25339295Although there's a strong possibility that Midori probably wouldn't be *too* averse to some form of coddling.
>>25339307>>25339311That, I can agree on. :P
>>25339311>>25339303>>25339295>>25339266Well, my take is that midori is a great magical girl but her lack of confidence is holding her back and the fact that she only used her powers for bad things. The only way we can build her confidence is to get her to do missions again.
>>25339311Pick her up.Return to comfychair and put her in our lap.
>>25339247We might want to ask Midori first. The last thing we'd want is to promise Pinky to meet Green, and then have Midori not actually want to go for perfectly understandable reasons. Such as "Maybe if I remain off her radar, it'll increase the chances she won't change her mind about the whole 'not murdering me' thing."
By the way, should we put some personnel during the concert thing in the stadium? We could get a few mixed teams on the watch.Although, what could possibly go wrong during that event
>>25339339The most obvious one would be the crowds scattering in panic, which would be a nightmare for Vindicares as targets may become mixed with the rampaging civvies.And of course we'll be bringing in backup, Chiaki and perhaps Sayaka will be the only ones that are visible.
>>25339339We've already requested a team. Presumably it will be Vindicare snipers on the roof. Pyew pyew!We should tell them not to engage anyone using a golden weapon-thing. They'll just get themselves killed.
>>25339339Absolutely nothiing!We should discreetly send the entire officio tickets to it. As a gift to show our goodwill.
Hmm... what day was the concert escort detail supposed to take place on? I know that we met with Iori to get that out of the way, but I can't remember if that was supposed to be today or tomorrow.
>>25339283>if>mfwDraw it anyway!
>>25339354The team was requested for Iori's (and by extension, 765 Idols) protection. I'm not sure if they'll be enough.Obiviously we need to get plans for the stadium and go over them with the normal security, then overlay with Magical Girl units.
Oh yeah, another thing Chiaki might want to put on the to-do list:Get another keycard for her apartment.
>>25339003 >>25339007 >>25339013 >>25339040 >>25339064Well, there's no point in waking Midori up, not so early in the morning. She's only been discharged out of sick bay, and that was with you rushing the entire thing. Besides, it's not like you can't piece it all together yourself. You're not some sort of invalid.You leaf through your file first, see what the mutant bastard cat actually had the decency to leave in amongst everything he's redacted. Seriously, he's redacted almost everything. Dates, places, people you've talked to - nearly all of them, except those in the same Officio as you, were all censored. Only your kill tally was left untouched, and...well, it's an impressive record.Nearly five hundred kills, here. Witches, Magical Girls, Witches and non-Magical hostiles combined. Certainly nothing compared to Kharn's - a neat little table beside your kill tally described Kharn as someone with the highest count at one thousand, with Kirika at nine hundred. Sayaka, hilariously, seems to be catching up to her former teacher, at seven hundred. The rest of the list are Eversors, with a few vindicares here and there. Kyoko and Mami are curiously out of table's range.From what else you can infer from the heavily-modified file, you've had your share of Witch missions. Kharn and Malal have also taken you along with them on some overseas Officio visits. America, you were expecting. Somewhat. But...Australia? Britain? Egypt? Thailand? And a mission that involved dinosaurs of all things?...Man, fuck amnesia. It's made you miss so much.Besides that, nothing else. Nothing about the last Walpurgisnacht, the one that got Malal and most of the Culexus killed. Nothing meeting someone named Wendy. Sure, you met the Eighth's Warmaster, Totally Awesome sweet Alabama Liquid Snake, but...nothing about a Wendy. Either the girl in your dreams was lying, or she was one of the many names redacted on the list.[1/2]
So, do we know anything about what Oriko is doing since we killed Kirika?
>>25339444You close the file - making a note to interrogate Kyuubey about this - and check your inventory. Well, first of all. You've got all four Golden Weapons with you, with the XI Golden Weapon currently clasped around your wrists in bangle form. You've nearly forgotten about them, to be frank, they were that comfortable. ...Maybe you should leave the others in your vault, just to be safe. Sure, it's handy to keep them close at hand, so that you could use them when you need them and no one else has to deal with the temptation of even touching one, but...something tells you that it's just inviting bad luck, to be carrying so many at one time.You're currently out of painkillers, for some reason, although you don't remember emptying the two canisters you had that one time.You're also out of cigarettes for some reason. ...Not even an empty pack, you just don't have any, period.You've got your cashcard, and your keycard. Kyoko must have given it back to you last night.You've got the Warmaster Cap, which you keep well away from Midori. Your Soul Gem is currently at 100% purity, or at least that's what you can tell. It's...harder to gauge now, really.You also have your smartphone, and you've received two messages since you've been sleeping. The first is from Iori, wishing you a goodnight with a decidedly-neutral smiley face. The second is from Kyuubey, politely reminding you that you're to join Kirishima Ruri for breakfast at 8 AM in the Hotel she's currently residing....Funnily enough, it's the same hotel - and suite - where Minase Iori nearly got raped.It's hilarious how the Universe has a way of reminding you of things you'd rather forget.What do you do now? You've still got a few hours before the appointed time. ...More than enough time, actually.Get some more sleep. Wake Midori up.Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.
>>25339446Pointlessly lusting after Kyoko.
>>25339455>[X]Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.no sense in putting it off any longer, they're already cold by this point though.
>>25339455>Restock Cigs. Wheres that carton we bought? Unless Midori already threw it out.>Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.
>>25339455>Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.Best not neglect the Pinky.
>>25339444> Inventory Pic> Dat Nostalgia.>>25339455[X] Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.
>>25339455>[x]Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.It can't be helped.Also nostalgia'd hard on the inventory screen, suddenly reminded of events taking place one year and some 100 threads ago...
[x]Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.
>>25339455>[X]Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.
>>25339455>[x]Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.Did you really need to ask?
>>25339444Looks like our WIS isn't high enough. >>25339455>[x]Wake Midori up.We need to get her up and get her up to date about things. Tell her about a possible connection between the concert and the missing girl.
>>25339455>...Funnily enough, it's the same hotel - and suite - where Minase Iori nearly got raped.Bitch booked that suite on purpose I bet.
>>25339444Yay inventory screen!
>>25339505We'll demonstrate what we did to the otakus if she tries anything.
>>25339455[x] Wake Midori up. Also, text Iori: "Thanks. And sorry. Be careful re concert.">the Universe has a wayThaaaat's not the Universe's doing, Murderface. Ruri did it.>pancakesBut they're cold and stale! Bah.
>>25339534Pancakes taste just fine the day after. Gives the sugar/syrup/honey/jam/whatever time to soak in.Doesn't beat fresh pancakes though
>>25339455Pancakes should wait until we get a fresh batch. These ones are cold, from last night. So, unless those are magic pancakes that remained warm overnight...[X]Wake Midori up.
>>25339550>So, unless those are magic pancakes that remained warm overnight...Mami made them, so...
>>25339457There's nothing pointless about lusting after Kyouko.
Damn it now I have pancake cravings again. Why does this keep happening?
>>25339572I know that feel, bro
>>25339567Wrong pic but that one's fine too.
>>25339455[x]Wake Midori up.[x]Update her on the Head-Business[x]Update her on the the Fishy-Ruri-Idol job and how you find it fishy that she requested you after she got involved with Iori[x]Tell her to take care of herself[x]Pinky-IntermezzoIts not like we can run out of time with the power of TIMESTOP! so why not do EVERYTHING?
>>25339550Mami might not be here for that and reheated pancakes left to soak are even tastier.[X] Text Iori "be careful @ concert"[X] Mental note to buy more cigs and painkillers[X] Use PANCAKES on PINKY
>>25339455Yay inventory pic![x}Meet Pinky. Pancakes can last a few hours just fine. And if Pinky's forgotten that, then we'll know she has truly forgotten the face of her father and thus really has become something other than the sweet but dumb girl we knew, and she will lose 50 Chiaki points.Thus driving us closer to a Mami or Midori end.
>>25339455[x]Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.This is important. Also, put the hat on her and see what happens (for science).
>>25339602> Mami + Midori end.Banana end?
>>25339455>[X]Meet Pinky and give her the pancakes you promised her.And promise her never to go into timestop-space with QB.
>>25339593>[X] Use PANCAKES on PINKYIt's Super Effective!
>>25339615>>25339637Either works for me.As long as there are no pineapples involved.
>>25339652But anon, we can make a pineapple end work brilliantlyIt means we even get to hang out with Malal again
>>25339652Why? Pineapple syrup on pancakes is the best thing ever
>>25339652>Pineapple>Brown+Green+Yellow>Mami + Midori + Iori
>>25339614>I will do things to your anus you cannot possibly conceive of
>>25339614But the future refused to change...
>>25339614>put the hat on her and see what happens (for science). the kind of science where she starts cuddling with our intestines yes
>>25339700>>25339715god thats so hot
>>25339715I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU
>>25339700>>25339715>Pinky can make dc 80 escape artist checks
>>25339715>>25339700Maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all...here's a less rapey version.
>>25339700>eldritch non-euclidean love makingJust keep pumping and let her steer.
...we...weren't one of Kharns conquests at some point, were we...?
>>25339796I doubt it since she had a thing for blondes and if we WERE I'm glad we don't remember that.
>>25339796We would have found our underwear in Kharns collection then.Settle your tits.
>>25339676I can get behind this, even if it might take some work and healing to get Midori and Iori anywhere near the same bed without one or both of them having a complex.
>>25339796Don't think so. I don't think she'd do an amnesiac with mental issues, no matter how hot.
>>25339815We may have been going commando at the time. Or maybe we stole them back.
>>25339815We haven't actually checked them allOnly Kumatora did because she photographed and box them all
>>25339796She backed off on Mami when she got rejected and she backed off on Chiaki in the flashback when rejected.
Heh, I remember that someone made MalalxKharn fabfiction.And that was before we knew who Malal was.
>>25339796In the flash back episode where we learnt how we got the name Murderface Kharn did hit on us. We said no.
>>25339796>"But that's forbidden love."
>>25339840I think she would have said something if she found Chiaki's underwear.
>>25339854>fabfictionMalals Bizarre Adventure?
>>25339849Well she backed off on Mami because we claimed her I thinkWe never knew if she did back off on us since we are amnesiac nor do we actually know if we avoided getting dragged there by others
>>25339858I wonder where Hitomi is?
>>25339796I don't think so.On the other hand - mental image of Murderface's unfazed reponses to Kharn's bedroom acrobatics that drive all the other girls crazy is hilarious one indeed.
>>25339877I'll admit, I laughed.
>>25339868No she didn't.She back off because she wanted to conquer through charisma, not order someone into bed.
>>25339879"... Can't we just skip to the part where we have a cigarette after?"
>>25339854Why is Mami's gun bent?Where is Madoka's bow?
>>25339877Dead. SHe was one of Ahriman's magic girls.
>>25339833Or maybe it wasn't in the warmaster's quarters, and thus they were unavailable for filing.I imagine if we were one of her conquests, it would be in some form of post-battle situation with both Kharn and Chiaki panting from exertion, with their outfits dishevelled and torn up, completely covered in other people's blood.... If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk.
>>25339877Gone for good, I hope. Living in some peaceful country village together with violinfag.
>>25339899I can't remember who killed her, but there was a description of a girl matching this fan made outfit.
>>25339895>>25339899There was a description of a green haired girl with the most popular fan depiction of Magical Hitomi's costume (the one with the huge halberd) among the girl's killed in the flashback.Whether that actually was Hitomi or not, is up to your own opinion. In one of the post-thread answer sections, Decu did say that he had plans for Hitomi to show up at some point though, so there's that to keep in mind.
>>25339910Then what happened to wheelchair fag?
>>25339914She did show up.Shes dead now.
>>25339916Who cares. I guess Sayaka forgot all about him once she fell for Kyoko.
>>25339925To be precise, a girl who vaguely resembled the description of her fan costume showed up.
>>25339910had neutral opinion of her in all versions. But i approve of this design.
>>25339914When was that?
>>25339471 >>25339475 >>25339477 >>25339478 >>25339481Well, you're awake anyway. No point in going back to sleep. Besides, you have a promise to keep, even if you've only just remembered it.Taking the plate of pancakes from your side table, you lever yourself off of your favorite chair, stumble your way through the dimly-lit apartment, and stop at the kitchen to get it reheated. Thankfully, you find a small microwave oven in one of the closets, hidden behind the instant noodles. You plug that in and nuke what's left of your Mami-made dinner - your stomach grumbling all the while as the scent of syrup-soaked pancake starts to waft from the little oven that could....You're actually tempted to finish the plate off right here, right now. But a promise is a promise.The oven's bell dings, and you take the plate back to your chair, placing the now-warm ceramic back onto your side table. You sit back down, and glance at the still-sleeping form of Midori, making sure that she's not yet awake for what you're about to do - and it's then that you take hold of the rim of your shield. Pushing against it to turn the entire iron plate one hundred and eight degrees to the right, forcing the suddenly-shrieking gears to lock into place.A heavy metallic click, the crunch of gearteeth crashing together, and time comes to a dead stop. The world, as always, loses its color - reduced to a dull cast-iron gray. Silence fills your ears, along with the sound of your own breathing, and your own blood pulsing through your own veins.The moment you realize something is wrong - terribly wrong - is the moment that the world disappears. Leaving you sitting in your chair in the middle of a flooded, ruined Mitakihara. Bodies, corpses everywhere, some facedown in the mud and muck, others looking up to the sky, their faces permanently frozen in horror. Not one of them whole - each one torn apart or dismembered to some extent. [1/2]
>>25339934Perhaps I should rephrase. I hope shes dead.
>>25339854What this? http://pastebin.com/CAuGnedm
>>25339948The smell of rot - of decay - is sickeningly sweet, a scent that grows chokingly stronger when the scream erupts, loud enough to shake the sky."HOMURA-CHAN! HOMURA-CHAAAAAN! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU, HOMURA-CHAAAAAN!"You blink to see Pinky - no, Faust - in the form that you encountered in Siberia, in the distance in front of you. A twisted, giant presence, with the stark face of a dying sun, a grin full of too many teeth, and eyes blackened with too many secrets and too many lies. A piece of toast pierced on one of her many incisors. Her claws are no longer playful, pointy tips to her gloved fingers - they are now scythes, each the length of your arm, dripping with blood and gore, gnarled where they sprouted out from arthritic knuckles. A blue schoolbag dangling from a shoulder with too many joints.Her back hunched over, vertebrae jutting out from her back, terrible wings of black bone sprouting from her shoulderblades. An angel, imagined by demons who fed on despair.Without warning, without preamble - the monster that was once Pinky charges you. Loping at you, its clawed feet tearing through the ground, its scythed fingers slicing air. Its maw blooming open, exposing its forest of ivory teeth, each one stringy with pink saliva."HOMURA-CHAAAAN!"You have the sneaking suspicion that this has happened before.What do you do?Wait and see what happens.Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.Get out of timestop. Nope.
>>25339948OH SHIT NOT AGAIN
>>25339959>[X]Wait and see what happens.>[X]Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.OK. This time we didn't do squat!Dammit Pinky, get your shit together!
>>25339959Waitwatiwait>A piece of toast pierced on one of her many incisors>A blue schoolbag dangling from a shoulder with too many joints.She's fucking with us. She's trying to do a cliche anime greeting.>[X]Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.
>>25339959[x]Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.Nah.
>>25339959>[X]Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.
>>25339959a shoulder with too many joints is more than 1 right?
>>25339959>[x]Get out of timestop. Nope.Put the pancakes down then get the fuck out.
>>25339959[x]Get out of timestop. Nope.Thrown the pancakes at her as well. Maybe that'll slow her down.
>>25339959Offer the pancakes
>>25339959[x] "Wouldn't you rather eat these delicious pancakes?"
>>25339959e>[X]Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.
>>25339959Well goddamn. It was too much to assume that it was a complete reset.>>25339979Well that was a heart attack, good call.[X] Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.[X] Offer pancakes.
>>25339959...>[X]Throw plate with pancakes at pinky, and get out of timeshop
>>25339959[x]Wait and see what happens.>piece of toast>blue schoolbagWait a minute...is she trolling us?
>>25339959Wait.She has toast in her mouth, and a schoolbag.What in the name of ten fucks.This isnt like one of my japanese animes at all.
>>25339975Good eyes, mate.maybas much>>25339959[x] Stare her downHomu is not amused.
>>25339959>[x]Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.
>>25339959>[x]Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.Stay calm guys, we got this.OH GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
Can we add, "I don't do skirt flips or fanservice"?
>>25339959[x]Stare that bitch down.
>>25339959[X]Wait and see what happens"Nice bag."
>>25339959Nuh-uh.You're not pulling this shit today.>[x] Stare her down.
Deculture, have I mentioned I love you?
>>25339959>A piece of toast pierced on one of her many incisorsShe's just late to school?
>>25339959[X]Stare Pinky down in not-quite silence.Hold out the plate."Pancakes."
>>25340011Oh no. She's going to fall on top of Chiaki. RETREAT!
>>25340036She's growing up.
>>25339959[x] Offer Pancakes
>>25339959[X] Stare her down. "You have no moe."
>>25339900I still think there is a hidden selection that Kharn keptWe never did search the warmasters quarters for example.....
>>25339959[X] MAXIMUM COLDHEART STAREDOWN.If we don't flinch and hold the stare she'll wonder why.
Right guys, if she trips and falls we must not land with our face or hands on her boobs. If that happens she will screams "Kyaaaah!", call us a pervert, and punch us an improbably far distance.
Pinky is gonna trip and show flash her panties, isn't she?
>>25340055Maybe we can make it up to Yuma after all...Maybe.
>>25340071Eldirtch panties. There will be much SAN loss.
>>25340062What is the deal with Japs and toast hanging from the mouth. Hell, there's a headgear you can purchase in Ragnarok Online that's just a piece of toast hanging from your mouth.
>>25340067>>25340071WE MUST PROTECT THE PANCAKES
>>25339959[X] stare at her"I came to bring you Mami's pancakes and this is the welcome I get?"
>>25339959[x]Get out of here, Stalker!And then Decu killed us off because people actually put their trust into a crazy version of Pinky instead of being terrified by her.Seriously, this is like the story of the GM who put a sleeping Dragon in before a lowlevel party and the retards decided to wake it up because no way would the GM EVUR kill them off.Why do people always vote for the stupidest shit when Pinky is involved?
>>25340036Finally found it. Took me a while. I should organize my animu folders better.
>>25340098Because Homura loves Kaname Madoka.
>>25340080The tears will be delicious, I tell you.
>>25340104Nicehat you bastard. Do you have any idea it how much willpower it took to surpress my laughter so that I didn't choke to death on my sandwich?
>>25340035And want to have his babies, right?Queue up, Anon. Just queue up.
>>25340116But we`re not Homura. We pretty much decided on that in the past.
>>25340080＼(・ω・＼)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ! ＼(・ω・＼)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ! ＼(・ω・＼)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!
>>25340098Read carefully.She (and by extension, Decu) is trolling us.
>>25340120I live to bring smile to people's faces. I just wanted to share my love with you and make you happy, anon.
>>25339959>>25339959[X] Get out of time stop. Nope.nope.nope.nope.
>>25340098Because Pinky enjoys fucking with us no matter what we do so we might as well go full HUE in kind.
>>25340082>piece of toast>not manly pipe>not flamboyant leafoh, c'mon...
Maybe she just wants a hug. Like, a terminal hug.
Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.Balls option is the way to go.
>>25340154Jolly teeth and claws is bearing down on us with the hatred of an eldritch monstrosity and we should read carefully?
>>25340209With toast and a schoolbag.
>>25340209She has a slice of toast in her mouth and is carrying a schoolbag.ALMOST entirely sure she's messing with us.
>>25340143I smiled.And then I remembered we killed Kuuko in the Kharn flashback.RIP in peace, Erebus-tan.
>>25340209>toast in mouth>schoolbag on shoulder
>>25340209> A piece of toast pierced on one of her many incisors> A blue schoolbag dangling from a shoulder with too many joints.Hope it helps.
>>25339959[x] Staredown. Once she gets close enough, "Hey, I got you the pancakes I promised. Relax."If she doesn't immediately calm down we disengage.
Well, she _might_ be actually mad that we told Coobie about her.
>>25340222>>25340223I keep seeing this being brought up but I cannot understand how that implies we won't be gored to death in the next 2 seconds.
>>25340231Wait, that was kuuko?D:
>>25340241If this doesn't bite us on the ass, I will have to draw regular, non-monstrous Pinky with toast and school bag to celebrate our not dying horribly.
why didn't we hadaka apron for pinky?
>>25340265Because thats not how it goes in my chinese cartoons.And by mandatory shadowruns, this is exactly why Chiaki will die. Due to wrong genre savvy.
>>25340265It might not. Faust has boundary issues. Particularly relating to her hands and our chest cavity.But I'm fairly sure she doesn't actually INTEND to kill us. Right at the moment.
>[x]Stare Pinky down in frosty silence.While throwing pancakes.(I wish there were an appropriate option to threaten the pancakes)
>>25340222>>25340223>>25340232>>25340241>Numerous signs she's going to kill us and wear our skin>Two signs she's messing with us.You guys sure are optimistic.
>>25340266I believe so, yes.And she spoke exactly like her, too.
>>25340294We only brought the pancakes because she doesn't know their glory yet. It wouldn't work until after she's tried some.
Decupyon are we about to fuck ourselves up again?
>>25340300Dying in the arms of a love with the friends we care about all around us? While holding pancakes?Well, there are worse ways to go.
>>25340294...BRILLIANT[X] Threaten the pancakes
>>25339857>That feel when people actually saved your art
>>25340294She doesn't know of their glory yet.Threatening something she doesn't know won't do squat
>>25340300It's two more positve sings than the last time this might or might have not happened.
>>25340266Yes. We killed best girl.
>>25340324I save your art all the time. You're a good artist. Fast, too.
>>25340305FuuuuuuI do not have a image to express sufficient displeasure.
>>25340291Hey remember that one touching scene in madoka where through the power of love and friendship, Kyouko was able to save Sayaka? Just like my chinese cartoons!This is how we die, thinking that korean cartoons are accurate descriptions of reality.
>>25340329>>25340310"If you don't stop, you won't find out just how good these pancakes are~"
>>25340324I have every single piece by everyone who's contributed. I might be missing the last two threads, maybe. Comes up to 93 files in my MGNQ art folder.
>>25340336But, but.... Hastur's best girl.
>>25340276Amen to that.>>25340300Refer to: >>25340332Of course, Decu wouldn't do that to us. Right... right?
The thing is; Pinky can pull us into timestop.And, she can just as easily rip us to bits in it, too. Of the several times we've seen her in similar states, there was one time where she was actually properly mad at us that she pulled us into timestop, and she didn't kill us there, either. tl;dr if Pinky wanted us to die, we'd be trapped in timestop and shortly after dead. Now, if we MAKE her mad in timestop, then all bets are off (mutant cats are not a good idea).
>>25340361STOP TEMPTING FATE!
>>25340355>girlSon... I have some news for you...
If MGNQ ends right here I'm going to hate you guys (not Decu) forever--no, FIVEever--I don't read any other quests and I've grown attached to this one.
>>25340344>This is how we die, thinking that korean cartoons are accurate descriptions of reality.Err, anon, You're a big boy now so it's time somebody told you. MGNQ isn't real. It's a story written by a guy who goes by the name Deculture. I think he lives in south eas asia. I'm sorry, you must be devastated.
>>25340344Wait.. when did that happen? There's a happy end where all girls survive in the Vita game
>>25340376We were already tempting it the moment we Timestopped.
>>25339955Ohhhh I remember this. Still awesome.
>>25340344Pinky is deliberately aping tropes from a Chinese cartoon. It's Decu fucking with us via a farcical echo of the retconned situation. Like the pointed mention of deja vu that opened the retcon thread.Give the Shadowrun a rest.
>>25339975 >>25339976 >>25339979 >>25339999You narrow your eyes at the charging eldritchian horror. Sure, seeing her in this form chilled your blood and made the hairs at the back of your neck stand on end - but there is no reason for her to behave like this, not when the simple reason you're coming here is to keep a promise you made to her. Yes, you've got a lot to answer for, you've committed some horrific sin that made her this way - but you are not someone to be pushed around like this.Besides, who the fuck menaces someone with a slice of toast and a schoolbag?It's with a frosty silence, then, that you stare her down. Looking completely unamused at her antics. To her credit, Pinky doesn't seem to notice, continuing her near-suicidal charge straight at you, clawed arms flailing as she screamed your former name again and again. "HOMURA-CHAAAAN! HOMURA-CHAAAAAN, I'M GOING TO--UWAH!"...Uwah?There's a small noise of a stone being knocked loose, and the towering behemoth seems to trip - slamming facefirst into the ground with an impact reserved for a whale being introduced to a new friend by way of terminal velocity. The very moment it happened, the ruined landscape of Mitakihara disappeared, reverting back to the grayscale normality of your new apartment. Midori still sleeping, frozen in time, on your couch. And Pinky on her face, on the floor, just a few inches from your feet. In what looks like a Mitakihara Middle School uniform, with the cream blouse, green striped skirt and stockings. ...Her skirt's flipped up during the nonsense, giving you a peek of...of...You turn away just as she groans, sitting back on her legs. Rubbing her nose from behind an oversized mask of a snarling, black-eyed sun with teeth.[1/2]
what if pinky was turned into the monster thing against her will?
>>25340385Singapore? I thought he was USAsian
>>25340391>vita game>"good" end where everyone survives to the run-up to Walpurgis Naght>they had a wonderful party/strategy meeting>And then Homura reset the timeline againWhy, hmm, do you think Homura reset the timeline? Was it because everyone survived and it was all hunky dory? Surely, she went back to try again because she saved everyone, right? And just wanted to get a higher score? Or something?
>>25340408"...Oww! That hurt!" Pinky's voice is petulant and muffled as she pulls the mask away from her face, letting it rest on the side of her head. "Where'd that loose rock come from, anyway?! Guh...and I almost had Homura-chan, too!" She looks up at you with tearful black eyes, sniffing. "Ahh, I hate it when that happens!"How do you react?I wasn't scared....Do you do this as a hobby? Are you bored?...Bear print.I got you pancakes.Why do this? Why?
>>25340408I DEMAND DESCRIPTION OF HOLY CLOTH.
>>25340355>not TamaoDo you even BU BU BU?
>>25340422[x]I got you pancakes.smooth motherfucker
>>25340422>[X]...Do you do this as a hobby? Are you bored?
>>25340422[x]I got you pancakes.
>>25340422[x]...Do you do this as a hobby? Are you bored?
[X]I got you pancakes.>>25340427The vote options reveal the truth, anon.
>>25340422>[x]...Bear print. Thats cute.>[x] I Got you pancakes
>>25340422[X] I got you pancakes.And I will force-feed them into you if I must!
>>25340422>[X]I got you pancakes.present plate of delicious, sweet food.
>>25340422>[X]I got you pancakes.>>25340427>clothI believe that is not what we saw right there...
>>25340422[x]...Bear print. Heh.[x]I got you pancakes.
>>25340422[X] Bear Print
[x]I got you pancakes.
>>25340457Nevermind, needed to read that option twice.
>>25340422>[x]I got you pancakes.
>>25340422[x] I got you pancakes.
>>25340457>I believe that is not what we saw right there...Commando?
>>25340422>[X] I got you pancakes.Disregard panties, acquire Pinky.
>>25340422[X]I got you pancakes.
>>25340408>>25340422>[x]Why do this? Why?"I know I will regret that I asked this later but... WHY? Just imagine what would have happened if I decided to drag someone else along to meet you."
>>25340422>[x]...Bear print.>[x]I got you pancakes.
>>25340422>[x]...Bear print.Then.>[x]I got you pancakes.
>>25340408>...Uwah?I SORRY WHORES WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT OUR IMMINENT DEATH?
>>25340422>[X]I got you pancakes.>>25340427>I DEMAND DESCRIPTION OF HOLY CLOTH.I know Decu said bear print, but in my mind...
>>25340422[x]...Bear print.[x]I got you pancakes.
>>25340116>>25340131This isn't Madoka either, this is FAUST.
>>25340481>>25340480>>25340461>>25340459Commenting on her panties will make her go "Kyaaaa". And then slap us. Into a building. Crushing our bones and pulping our flesh.Let's, uh. Let's just go with the pancakes?
>>25340422>[x]"I suppose you are growing up pinky, how long is it until that egg breaks up?"
>>25340408>>25340382Oh man, so this is why Pinky was so pissed off last time.Shed gone through al the effort to make this perfect and then we bring Coonie along and ruin the mood.
>>25340488N-n-nonsense, pinky can't possibly be that lewd!
>>25340418He's talking about Homura True, m8. The one you're talking about is the joke route you get after all other routes.
>>25340342If it makes you feel better, she had a pretty metal death for a magical girl, surviving mortal wounds and attacking us while falling from a skyscraper.
>>25340380Oh, don't worry, good fellow, I'm not that new.
>>25340422[X]...I expected stripes.[X] Got you pancakes.[X] Is this how all powerful god-demons kill time, or is it just you?
>>25340408>an impact reserved for a whale being introduced to a new friend by way of terminal velocity.We should look around for a pot with petunias.
>>25340550Oh yes![X]Bear print? I was expecting pink stripes for some reason...
>>25340550PERFECT[x] DO IT
[x] Feed pancakes to Pinky. Pancakes make everything better.
[X] Pancakes are serious business, dammit!
>>25340550>[X]...I expected stripes.[x] Yessssr
>>25340422[x]...Do you do this as a hobby? Are you bored?[x]I got you pancakes.
>>25340416Decu lives somehwere beyond time and space.That's the only way to explain the pattern beyond timing of the threads.Not that I'm complaingin, it's worth staying up 'til 4am.
>>25340603If moonland is beyond time and space then yes that is where he lives
>>25340603always starts at around 2 in the after noon and end early evening for me.it matches my work hours very neatly.
>>25340617>>25340603I was about to say Alaska, but that's AC-guy
>>25340558Boku no Maria Holic
>>25340632...where the fuck do you live? I'm Australian so it's 1 AM atm.
>>25340422[X] I got you pancakes. And bear print? I didn't think you were that kind of girl
>>25340603It's perfect living in the region.Decu runs till i need to sleep to go to work.
[x] For this, I will withold three of pancakes.
>>25340632Same here, 'cept it matches my morning hours instead.
>>25340649The EU, bro. GMT+1
>>25340550[X] this this thisTotally deadpan is a given
>>25340632An office that doesn't block 4chan is a wonderful thing.I'm similarly blessed.
>>25340712>An office that doesn't block 4chan is a wonderful thingFor everything else there is browsing on smartphone.
>>25340704close, but no.>The Netherlands>>25340712I'm off work when the quest starts.
>>25340741Just not the same.
>>25340755It ain't that bad
>>25340807When I look @ this page through a windowed view it defaults to that mobile version too.
>>25340632>mein Gesicht when Deutschfag and MGNQ in the Afternoon
>>25340755turn off mobile mode
>>25340841Schei<crippled B>e, I'm jelly.
We should replicate the Mami sandwhich from Magia one of these days.
>>25340436 >>25340441 >>25340445 >>25340454 >>25340455You refrain from commenting on her underwear, and instead get directly to the matter at hand. You brought her pancakes."A-ah? You...you did? Pancakes?" Pinky gets back up on her feet, patting her blouse and skirt down with an almost cat-like fastidiousness. "...So that was what I smelled. I thought for a moment you'd brought someone else in her with you, Homura-chan!" She stands in front of you, hands on hips. "If you really did that, then I'll be very angry at you, you know!"...Is that the reason she pulled this thing with the mask? This...nearly giving you a heart attack?"Mask? Oh, you mean this!" She slides the mask back over her face, and leans forward, clawed hands reaching for the air. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! Ahahaha!" Pinky finally takes the dreadful thing off and lets it disappear in a small puff of pink smoke, giggling all the while. "No, not really! I knew you were alone before I did it!"Then...why?"Well, um..." It's here that she looks down, seemingly almost bashful about this. "Well, you just looked really unhappy the last time you visited, and...and I wasn't very nice to you then! So I thought I'd cheer you up a bit!" The pink-haired horror in the school uniform looks up at you and beams.. . .She was trying to cheer you up? Really?"Of course! What did it look like I was trying to do, actually eat you? Stupid Homura-chan, I wouldn't eat someone like you! You'd probably be much too bitter to even nibble on!" Pinky sticks her tongue out at you. "But...yes, I was trying to cheer you up, and...it doesn't look like it worked, though, sorry..."She hangs her head again, clearly contrite.What do you do now?Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.Lecture her about proper cheering up techniques and proper underwear choices.Other.
>>25341013Something utterly stupid born from the demented minds of /a/.>>25340944You want to Bed End us bruv? Next you'll suggest we gift-wrap her.
>>25341019>[x]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.
>>25341019I feel like we shouldn't encourage her, but..[x]Pat your lap.
>>25341019Oh god hnnnnghPinky is best cosmic horror[X] Pancake time
>>25341019>[x]Give her a hug. It's the thought that counts. Most of the time.>[x]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.
>>25341019>[X]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.IT'S TIME.
>>25341019[x] Pinky needs a hug[x] And Pancake feeding
>>25341019>"BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! Ahahaha!"Pic related?
>>25341019>[X]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.>pancakes!
>>25341019[x]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.[x]Other.Make her wear the Hat.
>>25341019>[X]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.Best girl gonna Best.
>>25341019>>25341055>>25341064YES.Hugs and pancakes.
>>25341019[x]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDbIt will be updated at some point over the weekend to include this week's threads.
>>25341070Yes, except that given the description of the mask as a "snarling, black-eyed sun with teeth" she was probably wearing this instead.
>>25341019[X]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.
>>25341019>[x]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.Damn it Pinky why are you so cute when you want to be?
>>25341093Yup.Just, I'm pretty sure I remember the phrase itself coming from Courage the Cowardly Dog... Damn it's been so long since I saw that show.>you hnemberYes captcha, we remember.
[x]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.[x] If we want to bring someone here, we will ask her first
>>25341019[x] Other."Hey, if you want to cheer me up... put this hat on for a second."We must do it. Now is our best chance.
>>25341019>[x]Apply Hugs>[x]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.
>>25341019Monitor is on the fritz so I didn't have time to get much done this thread. I need to get back to actually drawing non-moe pinky.
>>25341125Let's not do this, please.
>>25341133Goddammit, forgot my [x]
>>25341137No toast or schoolbag?
>>25341019[x] Lap feeding time![x] But before feeding her pancakes, put hat on Pinky. For Science. Also, ask for photos. Adorable photos.
>>25341019>>25341019[x] "If you really want to cheer me up how about telling those Chosen of yours to stop killing off other Magical Girls or not getting normal people involved in the first place? Really, I would be much happier with less death all around."
>>25341019[x] Put eldritch being on lap.[x] Feed pancakes.This is a happy time that we must cherish, a time to hold dear and remember when we inevitably have to perform grief seed smash mercy kill on the goddess who always loved us.
>>25341019[X] Pancakes and lectures, sneak a comment about her panties in somewhere.
>>25341156>>25341138What's the worst that could happen?I'm actualy interested to see if it can help us understand more about how the hat works. Will it make Pinky insanely good looking or disgustingly evil?
>>25341164Butter her up with pancakes before you kill the mood like that.
[x] Lap feeding time![x] But before feeding her pancakes, put hat on Pinky. For Science. Also, ask for photos. Adorable photos.Will the universe be able to handle this SCIENCE?
>>25341179I just think that the joke has gotten old and it should be quietly forgotten about. That's it really.
>>25341179I am afraid she will spill the pancakes.
>>25341161They were consumed offscreen.Yes, both of them.
>>25341019[x]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.Keep her appeased, because we can't afford any psychotic episodes.
>>25341019[x]Give pinky a hug[x]Pat your lap. Never mind that. Time to feed your Eldritchian Horror some pancakes.
>>25341214Hatguy is saying the hat is getting old. I feel like maybe he's some kind of expert here.Inclined to agree, too.
>>25341093Damn, I forgot that face actually had color in it, I was drawing from memory.
>>25341214The joke about the hat having bizarre powers or just putting it on Pinky?Whilst I never loved the hat as much as some people did, I still think it's worth exploring it's potential. We could use it practically someday.
>>25341179> What's the worst that could happen?We decide to try and figure out the around and in tongue thing, using Pinky as a test subject? ... Wait, I think I mean 'best thing that could happen'. [x]?
>>25341197Yeah, sorry for being a spoilsport of our Waifutime but its really hard to not point out that the deathcount is related to her.
>>25341251The best practical usage of that hat will be as kindling. Mark my words, the moment I find a good excuse that hat is going to get buried under rocks.
>>25341253>... Wait, I think I mean 'best thing that could happen'. [x]?Now, this guy gets it.
>>25341268We're a grizzled, hard boiled noir girl. Death is just one of those things, and should not be spoiling our waifu time.
>>25341282BLASPHEMY!Although I don't think we should carry it everywhere with us. Why don't we get a badge or sash to show we're Warmaster. A sash would be cool.
Final battle will be against the hat, having finally gathered enough power to manifest as a lust daemon.
>>25341268Pinky just handed them out. She has no innate authority over them otherwise.
>>25341268Practically speaking, how likely is telling her to tell the Chosen to stop killing going to work? I think it's more likely to cause her to pout, and then we'd be in a worse situation.
>>25341334She doesn't get to play the "I didn't shoot anyone, I just gave them guns!" card if she specifically programmed said guns to try and brainwash their owners into shooting people.
>>25341344>Practically speaking, how likely is telling her to tell the Chosen to stop killing going to work?I think it'd backfire. She's perfectly happy to be cute and play along so long as we stay in line. But if she feels that we're trying to get out of our rematch by having the Chosen play nice with each other, I think that's liable to make her angry. Like, really, really angry.
>>25341344Not very well.But if we butter her up and keep her happy, she might be more willing to intervene on her own accord.The trick is to make her think its her decision.
>>25341019[X] pat our lap and give her pancakesAlso ask her about the hat, she might know something about it
>>25341344>>25341164"Silly, stupid Homura-chan! That part of the game is intentional! It's not supposed to make you happy!"
>>25341197But Anon, butter, especially heated, makes horrible lu... oh, wait, never mind.
>>25341019I just spent the entire night and a good part of the day marathoning this entire goddamned quest instead of working. You did this to me deculture.I love you don't stop
>>25341363This might be an okay bet at some point. But if she thinks for one moment that we're trying to trick her into doing something, she's going to turn us inside-out.
>>25341415Good. Now swear your fealty to Pinky, like the rest of us.
>>25341415We welcome you, brother, with open arms and lots of magical girls.>>25341416Hence why we need to be very careful with her. And keep her very happy and in a deredere mode.
>>25341362I'm inclined to agree.Although >>25341363raises some good points too.The question is: is it worth the risk?Personally I just wanted to give her the pancakes and see if seh said anything mysterious that would tip us off to bad shit happening later at the concert. She hasn't yet, but for some reason that's not reassuring me.
>>25341305>We're a grizzled, hard boiled noir girl.>Death is just one of those things, and should not be spoiling our waifu time.I´m pretty sure you confuse Noir with EGDYTIME. And that you know nothing about film noir. The Protagonists of film noir are not broken people because they don`t give a shit, they a broken because they try to do the right thing in a world that doesn`t give a shit instead.>Pinky just handed them out. She has no innate authority over them otherwise.Oh please stop pretending to be retarded. Why do you think there exists something like "complicity to murder". Giving out Weapons that turn you into crazy murderhobos? NAAAAH! FAUST DIDNT DO NOTHING WRONG BECAUSE SHE DUN NO ONE KILLED DIRECTLY! >>25341344>Practically speaking, how likely is telling her to tell the Chosen to stop killing going to work? It won`t. And this is why we must do it. It will remind us and her of where we stand, though.
>>25341415Welcome. Being fan of megucas is suffering.
>>25341437If she says any mysterious shit it'll be at the very end of the conversation, just as we're leaving, so that we can't quiz her on it.
[x] "Would it be alright to bring Sayaka? I figure you might miss her."
>>25341482That really doesn't seem like a good idea.
>>25341453>It won`t. And this is why we must do it. It will remind us and her of where we stand, though.I would much rather take the pragmatic route than your idealistic route. Reminding her is actually counter-productive, especially because it threatens any possible progress that Madoka has made within Faust.
>>25341453I believe the 'innate authority' point is less 'she did nothing wrong' and more 'if she tells them to stop killing people they won't listen'.
>>25341453And while we at it have some more food for thought:Lets imagine for a second there is a way to save her and turn her back.What then? You know how Kaname Madoka was. She would have all of Eternity to spend alone thinking about how many people and magical girls got killed because of her and Homura. Do you think she really deserves such a wretched fate?Because I don`t think saving Madokami is the mercyful thing to do. I know everyone wants to ride the Waifutrain into a happy end but thats not going to happen.
>>25341511I'm sure some of them would. If Ahriman is to be considered, some of them more or less worship her.
>>25341482While MadoSaya is a cute pairing and I have a folder for it, this is probably not a good idea at all.
>>25341040 >>25341048 >>25341050 >>25341055 >>25341071 >>25341073You wave the matter away. It's the thought that counts - most of the time, anyway. You pat your lap instead, and take the now-cooled plate of pancakes from your side table, color returning to the dish as time resumes to affect it. It's time for you to keep your promise, and you aim to do so while you've still got time to."Eh? But..." Pinky seems to crimson at this. "Is...is it alright, Homura-chan? I mean, even back then, we didn't--"Then is then and now is now. It's fine, you tell her."Well, if...if Homura-chan says so, then..." The pink-haired horror murmurs, suddenly seemingly so unsure of herself for a few moments - before suddenly grinning and jumping right onto your lap with a solid whumpf, very nearly knocking the wind out of you. Her legs ending up draped over an armrest while she leaned back on the other, almost reclining across your thighs....Not the sort of position you were expecting, but you suppose this will do. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to weigh anything at all. "Of course I don't! I'm...I'm very lithe, and I don't eat a lot! Hmph!" Pinky puffs her cheeks out at you, turning away a bit huffily. You shake your head at this, and calmly begin to cut the remaining pancakes into small pieces, pieces easy enough to skewer with a fork. After a few moments, you lower the first forkful towards Pinky's mouth, which obligingly opens with an almost cute-sounding exhalation. ...It would have been cute, really, if not for the fact that all her teeth seemed to be filed into points.Despite this, the first forkful is delivered without any trouble. The fork even survived the journey, and Pinky seems to grow thoughtful as she chews. A pensive grunt escapes her lips as she swallows, brow furrowing in concentration.A few moments more, and her sunless eyes open wide. Something in them gleaming, shining.[1/2]
>>25341611"H-Homura-chan! These...these pancakes...!" She clasps her cheeks with both hands, her face crimsoning. "These...these are the best ones I've ever tasted! And...and you say Mami-chan made them for you?!"Yes. That was what you said."Uwah! That...that means..." It's then that she frowns. "Aw, jeez! That means she likes you more than she liked me, Homura-chan! The ones she made me never tasted like that!" She shakes her head, ponytails flapping. "They were good, but not this good! Ah, another, please!"...What? She's...Mami's made her pancakes before?How do you react?
>>25341523But anon, it's Homura's turn to be the redeemer.
>>25341617"... Maybe she just got better over time? How long ago did she make pancakes for you? " [x]
>>25341617[x] Put the hat on pinky.
>>25341617[x] "Maybe...she got better? I mean, all of the pancakes she makes now are like this, even the ones she makes for strangers."
>>25341617[x] Pause. Feed more. Think.Let's not spoil our moment. We can ask her what's up in a minute or two.Then we can get the whole story from Mami.
>>25341617[x] "When was that? Practice makes perfect after all."
>>25341617[x] Some variation on 'she probably got better over time'.
>>25341645[x] this.Also some music for the scene:http://youtu.be/2qr0nBi8_mc
[x] "... Maybe she just got better over time? How long ago did she make pancakes for you? "
>>25341617[X] when did she make you pancakes? It might just be that she got even better as she practiced morePutting the hat on the Erdritch abomination might sound funny but I think it is a bad idea, maybe ask her if she knew what Kharn did to it or what she did to it when she gave Kharn her blessing
>>25341617[x]"Don't take it personally, I think she just may have a bit of a crush on me."
>>25341617just keep feeding her, we'll have something to think about to keep our mind off of Idols backstabbing each other."She got a lot of practice in making them, I do ask for them a lot."
>>25341682Actually that might not be a bad shout. Pinky knows magical shit. She'd be able to tell us what's up with it. changing my vote from >>25341652to >>25341645but lets ask her about the hat as afterwards.
>>25341680http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBGAYX97NKwI think given what Pinky really is, this is a better fit.
>>25341706"Can you kill her for me"FTFY
>>25341617>How do you react?"Perhaps they taste better now because of the right company, hm?" give her some more "You've known Mami before I did?" don't expect an answer and carry on "I hope you won't get mad now that the next time I use this special place in some emergecy situation I might not have any hand."
>>25341740I assume you meant "Have any ON hand" and only made a freudian slip given how close our extremeties are to Pinky's mouth.
>>25341706Don't say this. Remember how easily Pinky gets jealous. This can only end badly.
>>25341740>*might not have any AT hand.
>>25341746it's more of a sleep deprivation thing, but yeah
>>25341611[X]"... Maybe she just got better over time? How long ago did she make pancakes for you? "
>>25341759It's going to be a hand deprivation thing if we aren't careful.
>>25341617[x] "I am disappointed at your jelousy. I have sacrificed universes on the alter of your safety and happiness. I love you, and am insulted that you think I could ever love anyone else.
>>25341771Eh, QB can just make it grow back.
So what does she think of our hair?>>25341777She never said anything about Murderface liking Mami.
>>25341777Hue.Could the Waifufags tone the shit down a bit?
Alright, that's my limit for this thread. Thread to resume tomorrow night and all week until next weekend, barring any weather disturbances! Sorry about the short thread, but once again, participation has always been appreciated and feedback is always welcome!First post of next thread will feature most voted option, and questions answered after the writeup!
>Waifuing and feeding pancakes>Pinky
>>25341811Are you going to be careful not to die of carpal tunnel and or mental exhaustion?
My pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Grizzlyniisan-------------------------- Rain pounded outside. Odette quietly walked through the musty apartment hall, side-by-side with her companion, Lotte Laufson. It was the first time they'd had a chance to work together in too many months. The last time Odette could remember them actually working with each other was some job in Niagara Falls. Something about a nutjob magical girl holing up in one of the seven million haunted houses on Clifton Hill. Therese had refused to come along, inexplicably falling ill the day they were supposed to go. Afterward, the Eversor and Callidus pair ended up going on the closest thing to date either of them had ever been on. Deep down, Odette still wanted to go on the ferris wheel again some day."Three-oh-six, right?" Lotte asked as they walked.Odette nodded without a word.The apartment was old and dingy, not entirely like the former warmaster's own building. The hall carpet was a dull, pinkish-brown mess while the walls clashed with a bright green. Lining the walls were cigarette smoke stained sconces that really looked as though they ought to flicker every now and then. "What's up?" The Callidus asked, looking more than a little concerned.Odette made a slight questioning grunt and cocked an eyebrow."You've got that look," Lotte chuckled. "You get it when you're thinking too hard. I'd know it anywhere."True, Odette was thinking too hard about some things. She had a strange feeling in her gut, as if she were changing somehow. One moment she was grumpy and brooding, the next she felt as if she could snatch the cap from Therese's head and become warmaster again. Some thing, however, weren't worth getting off her chest."'m fine," she mumbled. "Don't worry about it.""Suit yourself," Lotte shrugged, laughing to herself. "But if you were really fine, you'd have made some kind of remark.""Don't worry your pretty little head about it.""Good enough."
>>25341811Does this mean more art?
>>25341811Question that came up at the very end of last thread:>So. A hundred long, awesome, content-filled threads. People lining up to do artwork and writing and contribute their own little pieces of the universe you've built. Crowds of fans just waiting for the next thread. How does it feel to be this awesome, Decu?
Soon enough, the two reached the end of the hall and stopped in front of room 306, the residence of a one Fennel Vance. All in all, it looked like any other room in the building, save a missing screw in the six, making it fall over to make a nine."I don't really know what I was expecting," the Callidus mumbled as they approached their destination, "but I'm a little disappointed."The one-eyed girl glanced up at her partner in crime, scowling, and muttered a simple, "What?""Was hoping for a shabby, crack den looking place, I guess," Lotte replied.Odette rolled her eye and raised her foot to kick in the door, only be shoved out of the way by the blonde. The silver-haired girl scowled harder, letting her face do all the talking. Her partner, however, would have none of it. In a flash, she donned her magical girl costume - a black leather skin-tight suit with a zipper that went down just the right length. Newly transformed, the Callidus clapped her hands together and then - in a display of magic and showmanship - spread them, conjuring a leather bandolier out of thing air like an accordian, filled with every thief's tool imaginable."I love doing that," she cried, grinning from ear to ear. "Let's do this nice and clean, shall we?"Odette shrugged and mumbled something about making it quick as she leaned against the wall. The Callidus' work was quick and efficient; in mere moments there was a loud clunk of tumblers as the door unlocked. Lotte looked up at the other girl and made an indecipherable head gesture. Odette simply looked confused and blinked a few times in response, shaking her head."Make with the sparkles," the blonde mumbled."What?""What if she's in there?" Lotte asked, standing up again. "You're not gonna suit up?""You know I hate doing that," Odette pouted, turning a shade pinker."Oh come on! No one's here!"
>>25341811Thank you for the thread!
Out of 11, only 6 were to tell Pinky that Mami probably got better with practice.It feel likes we just eked out a safe answer while surrounded with things that will get Mami killed.
Odette tapped her foot nervously before finally conceding the point. With a second flash, a long black cloak fell from her shoulders, draping her completely. Her left shoulder bore a delicate looking metal pauldron, fashioned to look almost like a wing. The girl held the cloak closed tightly from within, trying her best not to expose what was underneath it."Happy?" She groaned.Lotte smirked and nodded. "Shy Odette is good too. Let's do this."The shorter girl nodded silently. Taking her cue, Lotte turned the knob with great caution and delicacy, careful to make as little sound as possible. As soon as the doorway was clear enough, the pair slipped in like ghosts. Much of the apartment was left in disarray, as if the girl had been in a hurry to leave. Drawers were left out, shelves cleared and their contents strewn about on the ground. Odette was suddenly reminded of her own apartment after it had been broken into."I'll look around here," Lotte said as she scanned the room, "you check the bedroom. If there's anything good, it'll probably be there."Odette nodded and took off at a brisk pace for the other room. The apartment was a fair size; the only rooms were the living room, bedroom and bathroom. The bedroom was left in the same state as the rest of the apartment - the bedside table's drawer was pulled out and it's contents dumped, clothes were thrown from the open closet, even the bedsheets were pulled up and the mattress not set on the frame properly. The one-eyed girl had to wonder what Fennel could have been looking for that was so important.As she stepped over the objects on the floor, something caught Odette's eye. On the bedside table was a manila folder, printed with a large stylized seventeen in the corner. Fennel's last assignment. It looked almost as if it were left for Odette to find, sitting out in the open like that. Odette took a seat on the bed and flipped it open.
Sure enough, it was a termination order - Fennel's speciality. But as she read further, Odette's blood ran cold. Her eyes shot open and she nearly bit her lip hard enough to draw blood. The room temperature plunged and the bedroom window crackled as frost began to grow inward from the edges. Odette wished there was some kind of mistake, but there it was in front of her eyes, signed by the Seventeenth incubator himself, dated for three weeks previous. It looked as though the assignment was given out the day before Fennel went missing. Had it tipped her over the edge?"Everything okay?" Lotte asked, poking her head through the doorway.Odette quickly pulled her arms back under her cloak, bringing the folder with them. The frost receded from the window as she nodded and answered with a quick, "Yeah, I'm fine."The Callidus looked around the room. "If you say so," she muttered, not entirely believing the other girl. "Found anything yet?"Odette shook her head. "Not yet. You?""Looks like she cleaned the place out good," Lotte replied, leaning against the doorframe. "Makes sense, really. She was a pro. You know I worked a job with her once?""Seriously?" The one-eyed girl asked, suddenly curious."Yeah, just remembered when we were coming here. Couple years back we went after some druglord together. Pretty standard stuff."Odette nodded and made a quiet "hmph" noise. "So what was she like?"Lotte shrugged as she tried to put her thoughts into words. "She was... a weird one. Not really like psycho-weird, but she just didn't take anything seriously. Always laughing and joking. The type that'd make some corny pun about 'getting ahead of yourself' while she chopped it off. I get that you have to be a few cards short to do her kind of work but," the blonde took a deep breath and seemed settle down a bit, "I guess she was okay. Had a way of rubbing off on you. By the end of it, I was laughing right along with her."
>>25341811OK cool, thanks very much for the great thread Decu!See you tomorrow then.
>>25341811Will we get another interview thread?
Odetted snickered. "Weirdo.""Yeah, yeah," the Callidus laughed. "Like you're one to talk.""Haven't had a good fight in a while," the one-eyed girl replied. "Hell, this the first time I've worn my costume since I got the boot.""Well, you ever want that hat back, you come talk to me," Lotte said, a dangerous glint in her eyes. "The offer's always open."Odette's thoughts flashed back to the folder. The deal offered by the Callidus and her enigmatic friend suddenly looked far more appealing. She tossed the idea around in her head a number of times, weighing the options. Finally she mumbled a short and simply, "I'll think about it."Lotte's eyes narrowed as her lips curled at the tips, a devilish grin if Odette had ever saw one. She could tell what the Callidus was thinking. She could see that smug statisfaction in her eyes as the former warmaster started to come about. "That'll do," Lotte replied, nodding to herself. "That'll do."Odette shook her head and pulled herself up. "Whatever. Let's go pick up the kids."As the pair left the apartment, the one-eyed girl could swear she heard muffled, tinkling laughter mixed in with the rain. Somewhere, she thought, a girl in a black baseball cap was thinking over her options.***
Odette stared out the window of a Tim Hortons, one hand firmly clutched around a hot chocolate while Lotte rested her around the one-eyed girl's shoulders. Across from them sat Meg and Mona, the former nursing a tea and munching on a Dutchie while the latter occassionally sipped at her coffee. It seemed as though Meg had finally gotten used to the presence of her idol after actually trying to start a conversation with her. Mona simply sat back and absorbed Lotte's tall tales with a skeptical eye. She couldn't bring herself to believe the one about the Nineth warmaster's birthday bash, despite Odette assuring her that every word was true.Aside from Lotte's occasional proddings to verify the veracity of her stories, Odette kept silent for most of the meeting as she mulled over the day's events. She couldn't rightly deny that she was starting to change. Getting back into her groove. "Hey, O," Lotte suddenly called out, leaning over to her, "didn't you beat the bartender at shots that one time?"Odette blinked. "The Bartender bartender?""Yeah, the one everyone calls 'The Bartender'," the Callidus replied, making quotation marks with her fingers. "The hot redhead.""Once, I think," the one-eyed girl answered, "out of like a hundred times."The pair of junior Eversors across from them looked at each other, then pack at the other pair, confused.Noticing their looks, Lotte began to explain. "Either of you two ever been to Harrison's?"They both shook their heads. "Been outside it, but never went in," Mona offered.
>>25341849This is why it's always important to make your vote count, sometimes it's a close race. Pretend there's a propaganda poster here, except instead of "When you drive alone, you drive with Hitler", it's "When you don't vote, don't complain when we get someone else killed".
"Right, so," the blonde began, hunching over the table. "There's two bartenders that work their. A blonde and a redhead. Both are former magical girls. We call the blonde 'The Russian' and the redhead 'The Bartender', even though they're both bartenders. They've got a thing going where if you can match them shot-for-shot, the whole night's drinks are on the house. Only one person's ever won, and you're sitting with her." Lotte punctuated the statement by giving Odette a light slap on the back. "Not even Valnikov could do it, ain't that right?""Yeah, cause she was up against The Russian," the one-eyed girl added. "Those two go way back.""Right, right," Lotte nodded before continuing. "Only folks who know their real names are either dead or plan to carry them to their graves. Foobee let a whole bunch retire quietly right before Odette became warmaster."Odette nodded quietly. "Right after Brie died.""Brie?" Meg, the smaller of the Eversor pair, asked."The Seventeenth's first warmaster," the Callidus explained. "I didn't really know her that well, but Odette and her were tight. You want to tell this one?"Odette sighed and turned her attention to the other occupants of the table. Reminiscing about Brie always did strange things to her emotions. On one hand, she couldn't resist telling a good story and didn't want to let the warmaster's memory die out. On the other, talking about her was like a knife in the gut. With reluctant resignation, she mumbled a quiet, "Ok," and sat back in her seat.
>>25341811>Thread to resume tomorrow night and all week until next weekendMisaka is pleased
"Brie was my big sis," she explained, staring at her hot chocolate, trying her best to avoid eye-contact with anyone. "Figuratively, of course. She was the oldest of the group when they started the Officio system. The bartenders were from the same batch as her, but a few months later. She was beautiful and smart and kind. Everyone loved her. She had this platinum blonde hair that went on forever," Odette smiled and laughed to herself, "and she always wore a this black baseball cap with the warmaster's emblems on it instead of the regular cap.""About three years ago a Wally finally got the better of her," the silver-haired girl continued, a tear coming to her single eye. "Half the officio resigned. A tenth witched out from grief," Odette took a shakey breath in a vain attempt to steel herself. "I had to pick up the pieces. They leave it to a sixteen year old girl to fix a broken officio and they wonder why we're so fucking weak.""Odette, it's okay," Lotte whispered, pulling the other girl in tight. "You don't have to tell them if you don't want to."But Odette simply shook her head and wiped the tears from her face. "Can't let people forget. No one forgets what happened three years ago. Not on my watch."The black-haired Eversor nodded solemnly, then fumbled around in her pocket for a few moments before producing a small photograph. She gently slid it across the table to Odette. The one-eyed girl picked it up and took a good hard look at it. She'd managed to avoid focusing on it before, but for once she actually wanted to look at her old self. It seemed to be a picture from her inauguration. She still had both brilliant blue eyes, long silvery hair that went down to her waist and a black baseball cap atop her head, emblazoned with the warmaster's iconography.
>>25341811Did you know you are literally going to kill me trying to keep up this schedule.
>>25341811Don't die, Decupyon.I wonder if we're ever going to see Pinky's version of the MadoMagi universe.
"That's why you wore the hat, isn't it?" Meg asked quietly.Odette nodded. She couldn't speak. She could feel the tears streaming down one side of her face. How could she let this happen to herself? At what point in those three years did she just stop caring? She tried to ask herself those questions, but deep down she knew. She knew when she'd lost herself. She knew when she'd stopped wearing that hat and cut her hair. Two years ago, a different Odette took her place.After a few moments, she felt Lotte's arm tugging at her to get up. "Come on, O," she cooed softly. It was as close as Odette had ever heard the Callidus get to a motherly voice. "Let's go wait in the car until it's time to pick up Terry."The crying girl nodded and got up, then motioned for Lotte to stay when she tried to follow. Alone, she left the restaurant and made for Sleepy Sue. She had a feeling a certain hat-wearing girl would be there waiting to laugh at her.As they watched Odette leave with tears in her eyes, Meg turned back to the Callidus and asked, "But why did she stop wearing it?"Lotte simply smiled a sad smile and shook her head. "That's a story for another day, kiddo."-------------And that's a wrap. Anyone who follows me on twitter got this one a couple days early because I am chronologically impaired and posted it early.
>>25341811Is Chiaki still a virgin?
>>25341885I wonder if Misaka has entire grade school class of friends that are like her.
>>25341811thanks for running.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Questarchive is up, complete with Prose Magica!
>>25341811>short thread>482 replies / 82 imagesDecu, pls.
>>25341811On a scale of 'Oh god, they're coming out of the walls' to 'we won't need eyes to see where we're going', how badly is the concert going to go?
>>25341838Haha, of course!>>25341844Yes, lots more art! Hopefully!>>25341845It honestly feels weird. I'm really glad people seemed to like the setting enough to follow and give me encouragement. I'll do my best to finish this story!>>25341865Yes, but not for a while, hahaha! A flashback sequence will be happening very soon though!>>25341892Ahaha, sorry about that!>>25341895I won't!>>25341908Hahaha!
>>25341954>He avoided the question about Chiaki's virginity.
>>25341954>Hahaha!Decupyon's favorite answer.
>>25341971>>There have been canon mentions of her having sexanon plspls anon
>>25341921QB Heavy Industries School for Gifted Young Ladies.
>>25341992No. There hasn't.
>>25341949Wah, it's just an idol concert! Relax!>>25341921She's quite the nerd, so probably not! Tiny Pete follows her around to make sure she's not bullied, though. If people want to see this, then people should vote for Misaka / Tiny Pete Quest!
>>25341954Is Hitomi still a thing, or was that really her as a mook we killed in the Kharn flashback?
>>25341999>Misaka / Tiny Pete Quest!Yes. Yes I do want to see it.
>>25341996She had sex with Wendy. Lesbiums still counts as non-virgin.
>>25341999>Just an idol concertIt's never "just" a concert.
>>25341999Is Misaka even a magical girl? If so, what rank is she? Vanus?
>>25342015Was this in the write up thing?
>>25341999Only if you do Sayaka quest first.
>>25342015Was it really sex? It might have just been naked makeouts.
>>25342007Hitomi is still around, yes, punching people in the stomachs and everything!
>>25342015She only made out with Wendy. Underwear was still present afterwards.
>>25342028>he doesn't read the writeupsWhat a pleb.
>>25342044>My face when this is going to be deliciously misleading foreshadowing.
>>25342060If this is an unaltered photo, I might have finally found a reason to pay attention to that show.
>>25342031"You encounter Murderface, what do you do?"Be a bitch.Be a huge bitch.Be a mega bitch.
>>25342076No, Sayaka Quest is NEXT week.
>>25342054One write-up ended in sloppy make-outs. The other one was more vague.
>>25342044Are you available?
>>25342076"She's wearing her totally amazing hat. Now what?"[ ] Be a tsundere[ ] Be a huge tsundere[ ] Be a mega tsundere
>>25341999>Wah, it's just an idol concert! Relax!EIGHTY SHADOWRUNS OF PARANOIA.
>>25342044Hitomi confirmed for stealing the golden bangles from us.
>Remembering the housewarming party>Sayaka got drunk and grabby>Didn't necessarily specify grabby towards Kyouko>Midori and Mami were there with wet white shirtsMaybe Sayaka can appreciate big knockers as well.
>>25342144Hitomi confirmed for getting her arms cut off by chainaxes.
>>25342101Available for? I can always be reached at my email if that's what's up, or on the twitter!
>>25342187So dense, deculture-kun.
>>25342163You know, this whole time I was imagining Kharn dual-wielding chainsaws not chainaxes.
>>25342249I think there was a point where she did dual-wield chainsaws.
>>25342076> ultra bitch>  monster bitch> [x] m-m-multi bitch
>>25342249>>25342270She dual-wields chainaxes that combine into one big chainsword.
>>25342249She actually did have chainswords in most of her scenes, if I recall. (Chainswords are basically chainsaws.) I don't think she actually got out the chainaxes until she went Betrayer.
>>25342285No, her giant two-handed chainsword and her Golden chain-axes are separate things. She does have both, but one doesn't turn into the other
>>25342187>Not sure if honestly misunderstanding or only being comically slow
>>25342306Pinky gave them to her at the Third Officio's
>>25342336>ever questioning that Decu is the purest maiden
Before we meet with our principal, we should drop off some of the Golden Weapons in the Vault.Decu's dropped hints that having them all together is a bad idea, so let's get at least that fixed.
>>25341906Thanks for doing these!