"Why the *hell* do I keep allowing you to make complete, unoriginal rip offs of comic book characters? And why don't I tell you to make them *BEFORE* you come to the game, when we're ready to play. No, you can't borrow my books, buy your own, Mr. I have 20,000+ comic books, but not a single fucking RPG book."
"You! Yes, you! One, stop playing wizards ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME. It wouldn't be so bad, if you used more than a handful of spells, or if you played them other than the typical shy, bookworm, scholarly type. Make a hard drinking, whoring mage. Or a militant son of a bitch. And stop with the inspired fucking characters. 'I want a bard, in an RPG where there is no such thing as a bard'. Do you realize how freaking difficult that is to homebrew/house rule on the freaking spot??"