>Previous threads can be found here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bioweapon%20Quest>Don't be afraid to jump in if you are new!>It's all about eating things, and no past knowledge should be required!You are a creature of simple desires. You desire to eat things. With every delicious thing you eat you grow, morph and change.You've been hiding on a pirate ship, eating crewmembers as you could. You sabotaged the ship by eating various important things, and it has landed on some kind of asteroid. Through the rent cargo bay doors you saw the inside of the asteroid: a many tiered canyon with many caves and delicious things scattered throughout.You currently have your mandibles clamped down on the neck of one of the crew, one of the feathered creatures, crushing it's windpipe through it's puffy white enclosing suit. It seared your feathers with it's phaser and you mauled it's legs. It is dying, but perhaps not quickly enough.In the fight it called for help, and you heard quite the commotion outside the destroyed cargo doors. At the other end of the hanger another pirate crewmember, the crustacean, is disabling the emitter that tore open said cargo doors.You want to eat the bird-thing. You really do, but you are not sure if you will have time before the other things arrive.What do you do?
>List of current abilities:Mouth:- Teeth- MandiblesBody:- Spine- Snakelike form- Crustacean legs- Feathers(manipulable)Sensory:- Monochromatic vision- HearingSocial:- Ability to resist beast urges- Can understand language???:- Stinger (Ineffective)???:???:
I look around for a convenient exit big enough to fit both me and my snack.
Is there any chance we can drag this fucker away? Is the emitter still freaking out?
>>25289656When you say he is disabling the emitter, do you mean he's preventing it from being closed or opened again? If we can stop him, we can eat them both with everyone trapped outside, right?
>>25289782Yeah, but then how do we get to all of those tasty meats outside?
>>25289847We can worry about that later, first we need to not get trampled by the creatures. We're not quite powerful enough to attack outright.
The creature beneath you hangs limply as you drag it by the neck in between the cargo crates that lie scattered about the metal cavern. You heave and pull and get the thing to one of the small doors to the rest of the ship, which swings open as you arrive. You clamber in, and continue pulling, but something on the suit catches on the door, and you lose your grip.You hear the emitter, the device which pulled the cargo doors inwards with great force, begin to wind down, it's hum falling.>Roll 1d100 for strength to pull the creature away quickly>Or do something else?
Drag, drag, drag.
Rolled 62>>25289899 Pull the bastard in, and eat him!
>>25289899Best of three?I'm glad this quest is back. So much fun.
>>25289899We best be pullin! Or at least eating the head
Rolled 21>>25289974Stupid dice
>>25289971I know right, this shit is the best.
>>25289971Hell yes, I have been patiently monitoring twitter
>82You pull with all your feeble strength, digging your pointed legs into the grating on the floor. Something on the suit snaps, and with a wrench your prize comes free and you and it slide across the thin hall and into the room opposite. The door to the cargo hold shuts with a hiss, and so does the door to your room, as you pull the creature inside.Hungrily you tear into the meatbag's puffy white shell, scattering it around the room and sinking your teeth into the flesh and feathers beneath.>Pick one of:>Colour vision>Enhanced hearing>JumpingAnother bird creature without a stinger. You are begining to wonder if the one with it was an anomaly.You take stock of your surroundings. You are in a large room, filled with pipes and metal. Some of the metal is glowing. You can hear liquid being pumped and something spinning. You can't hear anything outside over the noise.
Rolled 46>>25289899Draging him in!
>>25290097How enhanced is enhanced hearing?Tentatively voting for jumping
>>25290097Color vision. It's about time we worked on our senses a little.
>>25290097Jumping. Right now nothing is more important than mobility. The faster we close the distance the faster we eat.
>>25290097Does the jumping make our legs better? Exactly how good?
>>25290097>jumpingWE FACEHUGGER NOAW!My vote goes for Jumping.As for direction, following the flow of the water along the pipes
>>25290153I second this.
>>25290097>JumpingIt will help us devour more!
>>25290153I just watched Alien for the first time. As soon as the movie was over, I go to /tg/ and find this quests. It was meant to happen.
>>25290097Hmmm, considering what we're about to get into I think hearing is going to be the best option. Jumping is a close second, though.
You feel your hind legs grow and shift. Their form changes, with the upper portion going from chitinious to fleshy, with strong muscles in the thighs. The lower ends still end in dull spikes.You leap easily onto the pipes, and follow them. One end ends at a mess of metal tubing, the other reaches the wall. You recall from your previous explorations of the ship that this around about where the ship ends.The machinery in the room continues making noises. The things which were glowing seem to be glowing less as time passes. A word bubbles up in your mind: Engines.
>>25290279Hey guys here's a crazy Idea let's try and turn the engines on and crash the ship into the station so we can get easily available food.
>>25290279I say we get out of this ship, we've eaten almost everyone, and we have a nice full asteroid station full of delicious meat to eat. Find us a way outside to leave, but before that, let's wreck up the engines a bit. Tear up some of the wiring, or a few chunks out of the engine.
>>25290279Probably best if we get out of here, would seem the engine is failing. Let us find a nice air duct to go crawling around in search of more delicious, that is, if the smoke has stopped
>>25290279Yea I'd like to get out of this place.
>>25290279Let's get off the ship, I agree. Find our way onto this outpost, whatever it is.
>>25290334Agreed, the air ducts have yet to fail us. Fucking with the engines is too risky, if it blows we're boned.
Most of the acrid black smoke that was flooding the ship was ejected out when the cargo doors imploded. The cargo bay is mostly clean, but the other rooms, including the one you are in, are still about half full. Your feathers are puffed up and protect you from that, but the ventilation system itself is still pumping out more smoke. It would probably burn if you tried to hide in the vents again.You search the room thoroughly examining the engines and the mess of pipes.You find a flat board of switches and glowing lights near the engines, and another near the pipes. The engines are hot to the touch where they glow. On the pipes you find many levers and valves. The pipes gurgle and slosh as the fluid passes through them.
>>25290474start turning valves.Either we destroy the ship, or save it.Or some combination of both.
>>25290474A board of buttons, you say?Smash it! SMASH IT!Turn the valves!PUSH THINGS!
>>25290474Turn Valves push levers and Touch Switches
>>25290529>>25290553>>25290557>Roll 1d100 for wild button pressing effectiveness!>Tanking the third roll
Rolled 76>>25290593Comon button presses!
Rolled 36>>25290593send them up the bomb
Rolled 97>>25290628apologies left out the 1>>25290642DAMMIT
Rolled 37>>25290628My god.We rolled orange-wise into the sandpapery dimension.
>>25290474>buttons, valves and leversThose disgusting metal things! Bite them! Slash them!
>>25290690Well that...probably got a few people wet.Still, distraction. Let's get out of this ship. Do we know the way out?
You bite and twist a few of the valves and levers. A voice speaks out of the box of lights: "Emergency fuel dump. Avoid open flames. Avoid electrical sparks."There is an almighty wet thud and the pipes you are balanced on begin shuddering. Numerous pumps whine as liquid flows from the mess of pipes towards the outer wall of the ship.Then all of a sudden the noise stops, and you hear nothing but silence. Even the engines no longer whine. For good measure you bite the control panel, and one of the pipes opens up, a hidden hatch. You could probably fit inside.
>>25290741"hey it fixed the ship..how could it fix the ship its an animal man!!"
>>25290741Hidden hatch you say? Let's ago! I want to investigate.
>>25290741Maybe there's treasure. Inside.
>>25290775Is the treasure delicious?
>>25290787Isn't that what treasure means?
>>25290741HIDDEN HATCH HIDDEN HATCH
You crawl into the maze of pipes and explore. You find many large empty cylindrical tubes, but nothing delicious. Your feathers become matted with greasy fuel and you feel filthy. Make your way towards the outside of the ship, pulling yourself through the sludge with your feathers. It takes some time. When you reach the outside, and gingerly peer out, the brightness momentarily blinds you.When your vision clears you see a tube hanging loosely from a metal structure just across from you. A large metal box standing on black circles sits off to the side, connected to the metal structure with more tubes. There is a mess of spilled fuel covering everything nearby. There is something humanoid moving in the spill. Something delicious.
>>25290866Jump on it. Hit it with the >stinger
>>25290866Approach the spill with caution, see if it damages any of your extremities.>>25290894Fuck off
>>25290866Move in closer, stealthfully to the delicious...let's see what it is, exactly...before we devour it, anyway.
>>25290894No, no stinger. We agreed to stop that stupid shit.
Rolled 14>>25290866>Give em the sting
>>25290907>nofunallowed.pngIt's not metagaming if you don't like it.
>>25290894The stinger has thusfar been useless. It obviously requires further upgrades to be effective. Just leave it for now.
>>25290924I didn't realize it was fun for you to die and end the quest.
>>25290866Time to put our new legs to the test, jump on it and bite it's neck. Also we should see if we can preen or feathers after.
You leap across to the metal structure. The filth covering you causes you to slip, but you manage to catch yourself with your limbs, hanging between a few metal bars. A few metres beneath you, and a few lengths to the side the delicious thing manages to sit up, wiping fuel from it's face."What the fuck are they thinking? This stuff isn't cheap and I ain't paying for it!"It slides itself over to the huge metal box, and punches something. Fuel stops dribbling out from the tubes hanging from the structure you are on.You contemplate falling stinger first on the thing. The last time you tried to sting things you got your stinger bitten off. You can't even make out where this thing has it's teeth, if it has any at all, and think it probably best not to risk that approach.From the other side of the ship you hear a commotion.>OP is going to find himself something delicious to eat, I'll be back in ten minutes or so.>Maybe spend the time figuring out how to eat this thing.
>>25290908I'm in favor of this approach.
>>25290922We WILL upgrade the stinger into a weapon, but for now it seems ineffective.
>>25291116Wait and watch, maybe follow it if we're sneaky enough.
>>25291116Excellent, some time to plan. We're hanging above it currently, and he's all alone...I say we're in a really good position to catch him from behind. Let's drop down behind the thing and leap onto it's neck and snap into it with our jaws. At the very least we'll prevent him from screaming.
>>25291138>We WILL upgrade the stinger into a weaponIf by weapon you mean ovipositor.
>>25291179This guy. I like how he talks. seconded.
>>25291216Our children will be many...Our enemies, few.The universe, ours.
>>25291179Agreed, kill it swiftly, while it's alone. Perhaps listen for anyone else in the area first?
>>25291251>implying we want potential usurpersFuck that
>>25291216Definitely, maybe the crabs will offer us some upgrade along this path?
>>25291284>Implying our children won't be telepathically enslaved by usDo you even evil bioweapon?
>>25291284This is not a monarchy. We're not human. All bow to the hivemind, and it starts with us.
>>25291329GOD DAMNIT /d/ NOW I WANT TO EAT VIXENS AND GO ALL SPECIES STATUS ON THIS SHIT
>>25291329Right? Do you even hivemind, bro?
Actually if we have a stinger, could that also mean we could "evolve" the other half as well and go broodmother route as well?
>>25291414We don't understand the word 'penis', and therefore call it a stinger.But it's a penis. A useless one at that.Don't worry, though. We'll fix that in time.
>>25291414Nobody knows. We never tried it. Every time someone brings it up, everyone shoots them down.
>>25291431That isn't my question.
spoiler- the stinger is a dick, man. Find a feathered bitch without a stinger and find a hole to sting it in, if you know what I meanwe broodmother now
>>25291448Well we got it from a birdman, right? So next time we kill a birdwoman, let's take her lady parts too. Then we can mix them up and mutate that shit.
>>25291467My stinger is liking the way that thought is going
>>25291442>Never tried itYou're new here, huh? We got burned in half, and our 'stinger' bitten off the last time we used it.Seriously, it's not worth it.
>>25291504>>25291442I'm beginning to feel like people aren't actually reading.What is being asked is that should get a womb as well so we can both broodmother and ovipositor
>>25291467nah man, let's incapacitate a birdwoman, drag her off to a comfy spot and seed all her orifices with viscous bioweapon cum. Then, see what grows out of it
Speaking of burned in half, should we try to put on some size soon? I feel like that would be under the "other" category of mutations.
>>25291560I want to rape goddamn it
>>25291560Broodmother? Sure, why not? We'll be the most fertile motherfucker in existance.
>>25291592Why should we let their bodies have a say in the development of our servants?
You pull yourself up into the metal structure, a network of metal pipes with a pair of tubes running from the ship to the large metal box, and climb carefully and slowly down towards the creature.The creature pulls itself to it's feet and mutters to itself."Right, what's procedure? Get in truck, call boss, clean up. Right."It pulls the door of the 'truck' open and reaches inside.You slink down the tubes and onto the roof of the truck, landing with a splorch.You hear the creature talking to someone, but you can't hear it well through the matted feathers covering your ears. You make out the words 'recall' and 'bath'.It would be easy enough to drop down and leap into the open door...
>>25291582I think that happens at OP's discretion...
>>25291582We need size and bipedalism as well as more higher functions.
>>25291635Into the door, hide when you get in it.
Rolled 72>>25291635We have him. Wait till he's done talking on his radio, then leap inside and onto his back and bite into the back of his neck/spine!Rollin for attack.
>>25291635Get in the door, poof out your feathers, and start killing.
>>25291635Leap into door, rip and tear in a distinctly throatward direction.
>>25291635Into the door. Try to get the guy inside quickly before alerting the man outside.
>>25291619because it's more awesome for the other birddudes when they discover our fetid bio-rape cesspit and find their mates strung up with ichor, wombs bloated and squirming with unholy life, foul crust seeping from their genitalsyeah yeah yeah yeah then we can eat emand then impregnante our own spawn and see what happens
>>25291724You sir are just fucked up enough for this thread.
>>25291724Can we at least get some more combat effectiveness before we go down the rabbit hole and start developing a rape pit!?
>>25291724As much as I like rape and incest, the lack of genetic diversity that will result from that plan simply isn't beneficial.Doesn't me we can't rape on the side after we get some more useful bits
You drop down, your fall barely cushioned by sodden feathers. The creature pulls itself into it's truck, and begins closing the door...You start to leap, and then realise that the slippery gunk makes it extremely hard for your footless legs to get purchase on the stone!>Roll 1d100 for successful jumping!>Taking the first even roll
Rolled 89>>25291787What's more effective than overwhelming numbers?There's a reason we fear the horde.>>25291813ROLL FOR JUMPING
>>25291813We really need to preen our fucking feathers after this.
>>25291841FUCK YES, WE SHALL FEAST ON HIS ORGANS
>>25291841Aw hell yes.>>25291840This too, after we devour
>>25291841RIP AND TEAR!!
>>25291822I'd rather go the Ridley route, get some space pirates to capture genetic specimens for us to devour and upgrade ourselves with as well as general feeding.
>92Your feet catch on something and you propell yourself forwards. You just get past the closing door and slide all the way across the truck and hit the door opposite with a squelch. You find yourself tangled up under the creature's steat.As you unwind yourself the creature stamps on a metal flange, and the truck rumbles, beginning to move.You are currently lying on the opposite side of the truck's cabin from the humanoid fleshbag. Gunk drips from you occasionally, mixing with the sounds of drips from all around. The creature smells delicious.
>>25291965Leap on him and eat him already! He's vulnerable, he has no way of escape! Rip out this guy's throat!...But first clean our feathers a little so we're not quite as slippery.
>>25291592thank god I am not alone
>>25291965Wait for the truck to stop and clean yourself in the meantime
>>25292007>>25292035Combination of both. Clean ourselves first, then devour this guy's delicious throat.
>>25291965Wait until he takes you to wherever he's going. He'll take you to more delicious food.
>>25292067>>25292007Delay gratification for a moment pls.
>>25292067We evolved higher intelligences for a reason.Do you want to die in a car accident/
>>25291965Preen before somebody lights our ass on fire.
>>25291965Crawl up his pant leg and eat him.
The truck rumbles onward. You loop over yourself and pull your tail through the loop, sliding yourself through a knot and knocking most of the slimy fuel from your feathers.Suddenly the fleshbag stamps on another pedal, and you are flung hard to the other side of the cabin."Fucking cock-brained morons don't know how to drive!"It's probably a good thing you didn't bite him around about now.You pick yourself up and run your mandibles over your feathers, cleaning off as much gunk as you can.Eventually you are mostly clean, albeit not perfectly. You make sure your legs can find purchase on the floor. The truck arrives at it's destination, and the thing opens it's door and shouts out."Margo, I'm back!""Alright. Use the emergency shower, you don't want your skin turning green like those hussys aliens."
>>25292183Eat him in the shower
>>25292183Dammit, the flesh bag is getting away....
>>25292183...Hussy aliens? Now I'm curious.>>25292213While not a bad idea, let's poke our head out and see what's going on?
>>25292183Let's investigate where we are and what this rock looks like from the outside...don't give away our position, let's just check it out.
>>25292183Wait until he steps in the shower and use the sound of the water as cover to devour him.
Observe surroundings, light levels, size of area, possible cover, number of fleshy meat bipeds, etc
"You only call them hussy's because one slept with you in college and you forgot to wrap your tool.""I didn't expect her to get kids! She's and alien, how is that meant to work anyway?"The creature jumps out of the truck, spreading more slimy fuel on the ground. It strips out of it's protective outer layers, revealing it's pink fleshy form. It has a stinger hanging between it's legs. It looks different from yours. It walks out of your view."You going to help me clean the truck?""Hell no! I'm trying to call those dicks to make sure they're paying for the mess!"You hear a door open and close,and stick your head out of the truck.You are in a large room. Behind the truck is a corrigated metal door. Off to one side are two large cylinders, similar to those you saw on the ship, with piping connecting them to various things. There is a table covered in strangely shaped metal things, and what look like parts of the truck, torn off and hung from the walls like trophys. On one wall there are a few doors, two at ground level and one above, with a set of stairs going up. There is a light on in the upstairs room. A trail of fuel leads to one of the lower doors.
>>25292183Keep waiting. Who knows where they are taking us.We'll devour them both when the vehicle stops
>>25292389follow the fuel, if we eat him in the shower it will wash away our mess, eliminating some suspicion. Plus we can wash away the rest of this GODDAMNED HORRIBLE FLAMMABLE BULLSHIT.
>>25292389Hm...so chances are he's heading to take a shower now.Stalk him, silently and make sure our steps as silent as night.He is ours.
>>25292389>>25292438>>25292429I agree with all those. Follow the trail of fuel/him to the showers and eat him there.
>>25292389Lets eat ourselves some guy in the shower.It's a classic
>>25292466Oh! Can we play some Psycho music when we sneak up on him? Pretty please?
>>25292389go for the good ol' shower kill
>>25292466We eat the guy in the shower TAKE HIS GODDAMN VOICE then use it to sexy talk his wife into the shower.Where we sting her.Seriously though, we need a fucking voice already, so many times we could have done cool shit with a voice.
Rolled >>25292513Rolling for shower kill + voice theft.
Rolled 69>>25292521Goddamn it
You creep across the floor, following the trail of fuel. When you near the door you can hear running water, splashing against stone, coming from behind. You go to pass through the door, but it doesn't open automatically! You run into it with a thump."You done already? That was quick, what did they say?"You look up, and see a lever on the door, covered in more fuel. You jump up and bite it, using your weight to pull it down, and the door opens."...Margo? Is that you?">Roll 1d100 for showercurtain surprise!>Taking the third odd roll
>>25292513Maybe, but it's not exactly a priority. I think we should focus on gaining limbs and claws so we can start manipulating the world with more than just our mouths.
Rolled 53>>25292541Lets go
We could use the voice to immediately murder the Margo flesh creature, so this isn't a terrible idea.
Rolled 97>>25292541mfw I roll a 1
Rolled 8>>25292389We slither up behind him, real quiet. He hums a little in the shower, we sway back a forth a little. He reaches for the shampoo or something, feels feathers. "What the..." he starts to say, but then EATHISFACENOMNOMNOM
Rolled 93>>25292541Shower surprise, motherfucker!
>>25292541Goddamnit we are adorable. Like the derpiest little feathered ball of murder.
>>25292571You saved us anon. You saved us. Good job.
Rolled 43>>25292541IT'S UP TO ME NOW!ROOOOOOOLL
>>25292571The voice! Take the voice!
>>25292571Great job anon.
Rolled 35>>25292541TASTE MY MANDIBLES, MEAT PINATA
>>25292548If we were talking about tentacles I'd be with you man. This is a fucking human... human hands would be weird as fuck on this guy. And not good weird, stupid.I vote voice. Save our limbs for better grabbers.
Voice lets us to all kinds of great creepy shit. Hands is, what, opening doors? Fuck doors. Fuck hands. Hands are for faggots.
Rolled 2>>25292675Agreed, it's time for some mimicry up in this space-hovel.
>>25292675Manipulators are always nice
>93You see, silhouetted against the showercurtain the human. Delicious. You creep across the floor a few steps at a time, as quitely as you can.You make it a third of the way. "Come on Margo, I'm all up for messing about in the shower but this stuff stinks!"You creep two thirds of the way. "No seriously, I'd have a hard time keeping it up. How about after we clean it all up, alright?"You creep forwards to just outside the curtain. "....Margo?"You leap, tearing the curtain from the shower and landing on the thing's face. You wrap your tail around it's neck, covering it's mouth with the thin oily material.It gurgles as it tries to cry for help, struggling as you hold it under the flowing water. It grabs at you, and you bite it's hands.Soon enough it collapses and falls to the cold stone floor, and bite into itDelicious.What do you gain?>Knowledge - What is this place, and all these things everywhere?>Size - You could increase yourself back to approximately human-massed, 2 metres in length. This has benefits and drawbacks. You would gain in strength and toughness, but would not be able to fit in as small places.>Voice - Being able to talk might be fun. Also having a tongue might help in other ways, you might be able to make a little less of a mess when you eat things.
>>25292696>>25292675>>25292652Xenomorphs never talked. Look at all the creepy shit they did. We need more physical power. We are like a runt. A little tiny squid. We need claws and we need them soon. A carapace after that.
>>25292725>Knowledge - What is this place, and all these things everywhere?
Rolled 90>>25292725Knowledge. I'm tired of stammering around in the dark and not knowing what weird boxes and buttons do. GIVE ME THE POWER OF LOGIC
>>25292725>What the hell, have another choice:>Adrenaline gland - A boost to strength and speed if your life is in danger!
>>25292725Knowledge is power
>>25292725I'll have to go with Voice. Knowledge is a temporary skill, only useful while we are here, and a small size is actually useful for now. Wait on size upgrades until we have limbs.
Rolled 39>>25292726We don't necessarily have to turn into a xenomorph. I'm not sure whether we should increase size yet, our capacity for murder seems pretty solid at this size right now, although that may change when we encounter more crabs. Voting for voice, because I want a tongue for reasons.
>>25292738>>25292750Guys, we're a bioweapon, not a scientist. Let's invest in some more immediately useful venture.
>>25292756I could apply to anything mechanical. The guy was working on the ship we were just on
>>25292756Knowledge also lets me use the actual words for things, instead of describing refuelling trucks as metal boxes, and fuel tanks as metal cylinders.
Rolled 80>>25292738>>25292750>>25292754We keep wasting our goddamned upgrades on knowledge and it is not doing us that much good, fuck that nonsense. Voice.
Rolled 60>>25292754NO NO NO, WAIT FOR KNOWLEDGE, MARGO HAS MORE KNOWLEDGE
Rolled 16>>25292784>>25292784>>>25292756>>25292784>>25292784>>25292784>>25292784>>25292784ThisFuckingThis, please
>>25292802What if we eat all the knowledge?
Rolled 8>>25292725I wanted to know. Can we eventually pass for something normal ? I mean, with voice and knowledge and means to control our instincts ?Or do we get identified on sight as a murderous evil bug if we try to show ourselves, no matter what ?
Rolled 26>>25292784Okay, then Knowledge. That is useful. Changing vote to knowledge.
>>25292802Clarified: Margo seems to be the boss, and therefore will know more, so if everyone is so goddamned fixated on being the smartest little murder-crabsnake we should eat her brains instead
>>25292836No, still voice here.
>>25292837I think Margo is a dude
>>25292784I find it charming.My vote stays voice.
I gotta vote voice. It'll allow us to trick Margo.
>>25292833>If you managed to become able to understand social interactions, and you didn't look like a murdermachine, sentient creatures might talk to you, instead of kill you. Currently you can hide your teeth and sharp bits beneath your feathers, if you puff them up, and aren't covered in goop.
>>25292726Predators utilized mimicry pretty good. Just saying.(Voice)
I'm saying knowledge on this one, Toque. It's kinda hard to glean wtf we're looking at half the time, and it'll make describing things a lot easier for you too.
>votes everywhere>Calling it here, I need to count them up properly.
voice now and knowledge from margo.
>>25292833We're not the thing, and our evolutions take a lot of biomass, so I think its best if we place this goal on the back burner in lieu of more immediate combat effectiveness. We're still getting consistently injured fighting crabs.
Alright, so we got 2 humans here, right? So that's 2 gifts assuming we kill them both. So whats going to best get us that second kill?Voice: Call her to the shower. Bonus points: super creepy.Knowledge: Know where she is and the layout of the dwelling, her habits, etc.Hands: Fuck faggoty hands.I guess I'm okay with going Knowledge THEN voice. But I really want voice.
>>25292887Yes, but there is already a good predator quest. This is something new anyways. This is the only quest where you straight up play as a irredeemable eating machine.>>25292833>>25292878I don't think we should do that. Normality would really go against the feel of the quest. I think we should be a vicious predator. The perfect organism. Our structural perfection matched only by our hostility. A survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
>>25292924We established last thread that "biomass" isn't a thing. Newton can go fuck himself, we destroy mass like a motherfucker.
The shitweasel performs nuclear fission with flesh.We are pure power
>>25292937I don't understand why you want voice. We are still incredibly weak when it comes to full on combat and should remedy that immediately. Without the element of surprise, we're killed incredibly easily by anyone who's armed.Talking would sort of ruin the mystique. It's not so important.
>>25292947It might work like in Prototype, just super dense
>One vote majoritory in favor of voice.Your mouth shifts and changes, you gain a lower jaw and a tongue. Your throat also changes, allowing you to make a variety of noises. You can speak, and you sound like this creature you just ate.You realise that this creature was a human. You also realise it has it's own stinger, which is different from yours. You compare them, and think about how your own biology works. You stinger will allow you to breed with members of your own species. You are not sure you even classify as a 'species', let alone one with other members in it.There isn't as much mess from this kill as there was previously. The water falls from above you, washing away the remains of the filthy fuel and the creature's blood.You puff out your feathers and shake, spraying water everywhere.
>>25292947sorry, wrong word, I just meant that we can't transform at will and each small transformation takes a kill, so changing our overall appearance would take a fuckton of kills that could be better spent furthering our ability to RIP AND TEAR
>>25292973none of the abilities accept for maybe adrenal glands would give us a combat boost. These are all mostly social.
>>25292947Nope, covered that, no weight gain.
>>25292984>Voicegod damn it
>>25292984God damnit guys. We haven't gained any combat efficiency. Still so far from "The perfect organism"Alright. See if you can call in Margo or whatever to "help you in the shower", heh.
>>25292984lets go to Margo.
>>25292984Alright, let's find a hiding place and wait for the other creature to come see what happened to the guy that we just ate, then surprise attack it.
>>25292984Well...I guess let's test it out?Call for Margo, and let's go verbally seduce her. Tell her to come in the shower, please, and then leap on her back when she does and eat her head.
Rolled 18>>25292973>We are still incredibly weak when it comes to full on combat and should remedy that immediately.I don't disagree, but very little on a human is going to help with that. Unless you want to start shooting ray guns at people, which will burn then, and we established that burned things are undelicious.Hence, voice.
>>25292984Alright, I vote we use this solely for mimicry, as actually conversing with flesh-pinatas is beneath us and will totally ruin the atmosphere. Diplomacy is for people, and we are not people.So lets call for Margo and get us some motherfucking brain-meats.
>>25292984>You stinger will allow you to breed with members of your own species.We tried stabbing them with our dick, that's hilarious.
Rolled 27>>25293021Call out."Maaargoooo."wait a tick"Maaaaaaaaaaaargooo."We giggle to ourselves, because we can giggle now.Hide in shower and wait.
You walk back out, remembering to use the lever on the door, into the main room with the truck. You hear the other fleshbag talking upstairs, so you slink up them and curl up at the door."What do you mean you can't get through to them? An emergency? What sort?"There is a pause."Hostile life form? Well shit. Is security there?"Another pause."Okay.">What do you say?
>>25293047goddamnit we were so stupidly excited to have a stinger, I cannot fucking believe no one called that being a dick before we chose it, haha
>>25293068"Margo I'm finished. Where are you at?"
Rolled 72Try to fluff our feathers in a vague approximation of the human silluette, so when she sees us through the fogged glass, she suspects nothing. Continue to call her.If she doesn't respond to seduction (I know my wife doesn't crawl into the shower with me every time I coo at her) act hurt, like we fell and need help.
>>25293068"Margo? Sweetie? Can you come here, I missed you today..."Then wait till she passes the door...and strike.
>>25293068Wait for it to get off the talk-box before anything, then call out "Margo!" Not in an urgent tone, just like a "hey, come here" voice
>>25293068>>25293080"Hey, Margo? Kinda slipped and fell! Mind giving me a hand?"
>>25293074just read the archives, how were you all so dumb?>avian>stinger>has the upperhand>the other lets out a squack, and falls unconscious.
>>25293096Sweetie is what you call cake. Don't spaghetti everywhere before you have a chance to eat.
>>25293096do we even know if they have that sorta relationship? Hell is Margo a woman?
Rolled 23>>25293074We all did. All of us except you. Why do you think we wanted it so badly?>>25293068"It was a joke, Margo." then giggle, because we can giggle now. "Margo..." say slyly, slowly, quietly coming up behind her, giggling softly. "Just a little... jokey joke."Then eat her brains.
>>25293133She apparently is. And who knows? Maybe the weird sentence will get her attention.All we need is for her to pass the door. We need to eat.>>25293131Hold your panties, I'm thinking mainly of evolution here, I assure you.
>>25293133Probably not a woman, but still the relationship was hinted at.
Rolled 59>>25293068Dammit, I thought we were calling her TO the shower. Oh well.Anyway, I like creepy. >>25293141
>>25293093>>25293096Didn't the guy we just ate say something about margo "not wrapping their tool?"We don't need to seduce jack shit, just get it over here so we can fucking murder it. If we start rolling for seduction all the goddamned time I will find and eat every fucking one of you
Rolled 88>>25293141I like the giggling. We should have taken the voice of a small child, that would be SUPER creepy.
>>25293127We wanted neurotoxin! We were like little kid opening a toy excited! It's... we just... ::shame::
"Fleshbag, I'm finished. Where are you at?""What?""Meat-Pinata, Sweetie? Can you come here, I missed you today?""Are you okay, Gunthrey?""Hey, Delicious? Kinda slipped and fell! Mind giving me a hand?""Did you eat the stuff? Goddamn. You know you're not meant to eat it!"It appears there's still something about this talking thing you don't get.You hear footsteps approaching the door.>What do you do?>Roll 1d100 for success!
>>25293211>>25293182>>25293141No fucking giggly and no little girl voices. If you fucking trannies who want to be a little girl in every quest ruin this one I will do things.
Rolled 30>>25293141This is just going to weird him/her out, make him run. We should try to act normal.
Rolled 20>>25293234>Stab her with our stinger
Rolled 38>>25293234Check my 100.
oh, thats not good.
Rolled 89>>25293234Jump up and eat her throat out!
Rolled 98>>25293234Well who fucking knew it. We need knowledge to talk.Thanks guys.Alright, well we got their attention. Wait for them to pass the door and pounce, tear out their throat.
>>25293277maybe we're lucky and it was first odd roll.
>>25293261>stab her with our stinger
>>25293293Let's at least disable her legs so she can't run or scream, please?
>>25293288God damnit I hate these fools who come in and try to play a diplomancer when we are supposed be a LEAN MEAN KILLING MACHINE
>>25293234Oh god this is so fucking awesome. Thank you, OP. I love you so goddamned much.Also, lurk and destroy when it gets in range/opens the door.
Rolled 65>>25293293i fail
Rolled 58>>25293313yes, i agree>attack her legs, and then sting her with our stinger
Rolled 87>>25293255I'm not roleplaying an alien bioweapon so I can act normal.>>25293234BRUTE FUCKING FORCE, LEAP AT HIS FACE, EYEBALLS GOUGING, RIP AND TEAR.
Rolled 65>>25293293IT IS NOT A BIRD AND THEREFORE IT IS NOT RAPE TIME. IT IS EAT TIME AND EAT TIME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN RAPE TIME. WAIT FOR IT TO GET CLOSE AND JUMP AT ITS FACE AND TEAR IT APART.
>>25293277>>25293288>>25293343The high rolls call for brutality! The high rolls have it! FEEEEEEEEED!
>>25293234God damnit. Now everyone is going to want knowledge next upgrade and we won't ever get to GLORIOUS XENOMORPH MASTER RACE
>>25293371Can... can we giggle as we feed?(Just a little?)
>>25293377I want you to listen to me closely bro.Xenomorph...with super intellect.See what I'm saying here?A Xenomorph.That's a genius.What do you think that would let us do?Besides, I'm tired of OP describing things as 'a black box'.
>>25293377Xenomorphs are just stupid animals.Lets be a space pirate.
>>25293377>89>My apologies, I keep forgetting to say which roll I'm going to look at.You hide behind the door as the creature opens the door. You wait for just a moment as it swings shut, slamming closed, and use that noise to mask the sound of your legs scraping on the metal stairs as you leap.You impact teeth first on the back of it's neck, forcing it forwards into the metal railing on the stairs and snapping it's neck. Hungrily you bite into the fleshbag's delicious succulant flesh.Your biology shifts once again, you gain one of:>Colour vision - More sensory information!>Knowledge - What is this place, and all these things everywhere?>Adrenaline gland - Combat boost!
>>25293377Being able to talk is important for a variety of reasons, most of which involve luring our prey, the rest of which involve fooling people that everything is fine.It would be pretty smart to come up with a longer-term plan on where to go and whatnot, so I think knowledge would be a good buy next time anyways.
>>25293395You chuckle mercilessly to yourself as you feast.
>>25293418I'm tempted to go with Adrenaline Gland, but I'll go with Knowledge instead.
>>25293418I support Knowledge... begrudgingly. We might as well take it or else our mouth will be useless.
>>25293418Knowledge, of course.
Rolled 51>>25293418I vote knowledge provided it is ONLY knowledge of more things and will not remove "meat-pinata" from our speaking vocabulary.If knowledge would make us better at talking then lets get us some adrenal gland
>>25293418Going with knowledge, that was the deal. Knowledge + Speech. Unstoppable. Eat the brains! Gain the knowledge!
>>25293317>Knowledge - What is this place, and all these things everywhere?
>>25293455I agree, meat-pinata is glorious
>>25293433How is this useless!? The ability to sit in the rafters quietly whispering "meaaat pinaaaataaaa" to confused prey below is nothing short of godlike.
>>25293418I want an anus. Imagine the piles of shit we could leave behind...
>>25293418Can we have TWO STINGERS?I want another stinger.
>>25293455I couldn't help myself.
>>25293477I vote for anus.Later we can add teeth to our anus.
>>25293489Lets get three stingers!For three times the deth
2 things-I think need to get some way of restraining or strangling people so we can rape them without resistancesecondly, wtf do we look like? any drawfags want to describe how we have a crawling millipede legs but huge muscular hind legs?
>>25293517But we do not rape, we feast.
>>25293477Any chance we would utilize poo as a weapon? With all the mass we've absorbed... all that ammo.
>>25293490hahaha, honestly zergling might not be a bad evolutionary path for us to take, get an extra pair of limbs with some nice sycthing claws and stuff
>>25293530WE DO NOT ABSORB MASS HOLY FUCK NO SHIT WEAPONS
>>25293529Why not get mandibles on our stinger?That way... we can do both.
>>25293477>>25293508>>25293530ONE FETISH PER BIOWEAPON. YOU CHOSE RAPESTINGER, WHICH LEAVES NO ROOM FOR SCAT. BAD ANON. BAD.
>>25293529There's time enough for rape.
>>25293529but think of the feasting our young could do when the explode in a shower of gore and chicken from the soft moist folds of our chicken rape victim.
>>25293562>>25293548But using our stinger doesn't feel as delicious as our victims taste...
>>25293537Fuck yes, guys? We're gonna be the best zergling ever.
>>25293561Having a penis is not a fetish. At least not until it becomes prehensile or something.Don't dolphins have prehensile dicks? Ooooh! Is it like that movie where they use dolphins as navagators in space? WE NEED TO FIND A DOLPHIN GUYS
>>25293578OH SHIT SON WE CAN TOTALLY GET US SOME WINGS FROM THOSE FEATHERY FUCKS!
>>25293588after we get a womb as well, gotta brood mother as well
>>25293546>>25293561I think those votes count as votes for an anus.That puts anus in the lead by my count.
>>25293603An anus is kind of like a womb.
>KnowledgeYour mind expands, gaining memories from this fleshbag from recent times. It owned and ran a refulling service, here on the hidden pirate asteroid. The asteroid is the homebase to numerous pirate ships in the sector, filled with many various species of delicious meat-things. There are only two employees here, itself and its mate. Both creatures had stingers which confuses you. This one took care of the books while the other one did all the mechanical bits, and they shared the delivery task. Their company is running out of money.Much other information rushes past you, too quickly for you to absorb all in one go. You are sure it will come up when you need it, but you could always try to think back, and find more information.>You may request information from your current knowledge stores!>Knowledge, Common: Extremely common, Pirates, This asteroid base>Knowledge, Specialised: refuling business, paperwork, college lifeYou stand at the top of the stairs, preening the last of the gunk and flesh and blood from your feathers.
>>25293588If I start a goddamned corruption of champions quest on /d/ for you fuckholsters can we go back to just violence in this one?
>>25293624Lets remember our neighbors
>>25293624WHAT NOW HUH? WE GOT HOMO BRAIN. YOU MADE OUR MONSTER GAY.
>>25293624Common, please. I'd like us to have a basic understanding of our universe, just a little.
>>25293624Hmm, interesting, we do appear to be gaining some inkling of binary gender.Gonna go with knowledge, This asteroid base, specifically where we could go to find more meals, like a slum or something
>>25293656Oh goddamnit this actually made me crack the fuck up
>>25293624I'd like to think about in what manner two meatbags, each with a stinger, might mate. Dig deep in the memories, this may be vital later.Will need details.
>>25293668>>25293657>Ah, I may have not said that right. You gain all of those things, but you can gain more knowledge by eating brains with different experiences.
>>25293689Good, then. The more knowledge we have, the better at this point. Nice to not stumble around in the dark.You can use big words, now OP. We are smarter then a 5th grader now.
>>25293689no, no, I (and I think the other guy) meant try to recall some stuff about those subjects, so that we can better plan our next actions
>>25293716I don't think we should appear on that show. Wouldn't be good television
>>25293741But...succulent teenage boy brains!
Rolled 65>>25293624Using our knowledge we must THINKOf all the delicious on this rock, where are the best bits to eat? Where are those powerful tentacles that defeated us so long ago? Claws? Deadly neurotoxin?
>>25293775Yessss... details on which delicious species here have kind of thingies.
A thought occurs to me: Two differents quests have killed a gay couple within ~24hrs of each other.God dammit /tg/
The shop you are in is in the bottom tier of the asteroid rift, hidden away in a back alley in a cave. There are other shops in the cave, adjacent to this one. Two of them are warehouses, one is a dead end telecomminicaions resaler, one is a personal weapons store, and one is a sushi shop. Sushi is raw fish. The human had fond memories of eating there, but it feels strange and alien to you.You think about this meatbag's mating habits. It mated with many things of many species in college. It was successful with what it called 'greenskinned hussies'. You are unsure what 'green' means. It frequently paid visits to the other human from this shop while it was in the shower.The asteroid you are on is fairly large and populated. At least 30 ships are docked here at any point in time, more before a large raid goes out. The asteroid has the infrastructure to support them while they stay. The higher up in the tiers of stone you go, the cleaner and nicer everything is, and security is more tight.
>>25293803lets go on a rampage in the lower decks. Where is the nearest bar?
>>25293803Let's eat our way to the top, which neighbor is more likely to be easy to get to?
>>25293803>30 ships>30...ships...Heh...hehe....hehehehe...Ah, well now. I think I know what we're gonna do next, don't you OP?Slaughter all within the poor district. Strip of DNA, consume flesh, and grow. Once we can take on the higher ups, we shall...but we have ourselves a veritable Buffet of evolution sitting in our lap.Let's grab a spoon.
>>25293810We're too small to just do a rampage. We need to target small groups of alone people
>>25293803>Sushi is raw fishPerhaps and answer to a question we had earlier about the nature of undelicious. We should try this... sew-shee. Also, eat the man who makes it.DO NOT ABSORB HIS STINGEROR LANGUAGE SKILLSOR DRIVING ABILITYABSORB HIS NINJA POWERFUCK YEAH, NINJA POWER
>>25293803Hmm, we should probably check out the warehouses or telecom shop first, the weapons store will be dangerous, as may be the sushi shop.
>>25293803I'm gonna say we should hit up the personal weapons store first, to uh..... knock out our biggest problem with raiding the lowest tier, here. How many people in that shop?If necessary, we can wait til the shop empties out to do out killin.
>>25293829I vote for telecom. If we shut down communications, they won't be able to call any authority for help.
>>25293828If he makes sushi, he MUST be Japanese, which means he is either a ninja or a samurai. Either way, his knowledge will be worth absorbing.
>>25293835We're not quite powerful enough, I think. Let's grow a few more deadly weapons first.
>>25293844i seriously doubt the telecom shop will prevent that sorta thing.
>>25293855This argument is compelling. I say we eat sushi tonight and learn the ways of the ninjamurai.
>>25293803go to the sushi bar, they are sure to have some kind of awesome fish/lobster shit not yet killed to be eaten so we can then acquire -a carapace or -crushing claws or-poison like a blow fish-some kind of poisonous spinesbtw, DM is trying to tell us we need COLOUR VISION TO SEE THE GREEN HUSSY SO WE CAN FUCK IT AND MAKE BABIES.
>>25293858With ninja skills, we will not need strength.Sushi.
>>25293858I can't see us growing our arsenal down here, unless some of the neighbors are lobstermen. But that may be exactly what they are. Let's ask!OP, are any of our new neighbors particularly succulent?
>>25293876>poison like a blow fishI was rolling my eyes at the ninja shit, this this fucking sold me.I'm in for sushi.
>>25293823Seconded, the sushi shop may have multiple patrons, which is no good. The warehouses will be the most conducive to sneakmurder
>>25293835>>25293876I reckon we learn to rape first (yes I am really pressing the rape issue here) that we can have tons of youngins' and then just take over the gun store with sheer overwhelming numbers
>>25293879I second this question.
>>25293894Uh...guys we can't get DNA if it's already dead. Even if it's raw.Unless they keep sushi alive up until they serve it...I'm not really an expert.
>>25293876At very least, we will learn how dead something has to be for it to be delicious. Worth the trip, it's right next door, and likely minimal danger.
lets head to the sushi shop and raid its pantry.
>>25293918If we get blowfish toxin, we can paralyze people and THEN rape them.
>>25293929Also the staff lounge
>>25293922actually we don't know that. We know we can't get anything when its been cooked. But we haven't tried raw meat thats been killed before.
>>25293803can we sabotage the weapon store house....set a trap that explodes when some one goes in....cuase w all know that when shit hits the fan they will..... "how'd it set a trap man....its just a fukin animal!"
>>25293936Oh right, I forgot...Well, let's see if we can't get us some Blowfish toxin.
>>25293894sorry, I meant puffer fish but same shit morealess
>>25293939We need manipulators and more knowledge for that
>>25293922This was never established. The only personthing not to be delicious was roasted with voltage.Worth verifying.And regardless, a sushi place will likely have some live fish.
>>25293939No hands, bro.
>>25293922Some do, but not all. It depends entirely upon the skill of the person doing it, how much they want to be 'traditional', and the availability of the fish.The really really high end places in Japan where they consider sushi an artform will try to get the fish as fresh as humanly possible, and will kill and clean the fish thirty seconds before turning it into sushi.The cheaper places that consider sushi to be sort of a gimmick to bring in more customers have the fish cleaned, then flash frozen, then shipped in from several miles away before being slowly thawed.
>>25293963alright, fine, the promise of genetic diversity has sold me, sushi it is. Shit, there might even be some crazy-ass alien fish from the crab planet
>>25293968Sushi place will have squid/octopus. If we can eat raw shit and gain powers we can tentacle. I am vetoing the fuck out of humans hands because that's gay as hell, but I'd be totally down for some tentacles.
... I just had the greatest idea.Where is the nearest hospital that has a maternity ward?
You creep out to the door of the refueling company, and smash your head into the release motor button. Then you force your legs under the free hanging door and slide under and into the street. You feel a chill wind, and your feathers stand on end.A klaxon sounds out, echoing throughout the entire asteroid: "GO TO BED!"All of a sudden the lights dim, and it becomes hard to see. The station has gone to night.You see many moving lights beyond the edge of the cave, but pay them no mind. You look around for the sushi shop, and see it. Delicious things seem to congregate there, walking in from the other places in this cave and from outside the cave. Thankfully it is dark and you are not seen. You see humans, stripy humans, eight limbed creatures, large greyskinned creatures and bird things all going inside.You slink closer, avoiding being seen. The front of the shop is mostly glass, painted in some places, and opaque below waist level. There appears to be a well lit back entrance, as well as another corrugated rolling door.
>>25293922im the guy who originally posted the idea of it, yes sushi is dead fish, HOWEVER there is a chance there could be some sick living aquatic creatures or crustacean that has yet to be killed that we could consume.
>>25293934you, I like you
>>25293997right, time to find an open window.
>>25293996Mmmmmmmm... veal.Probably far away, this is effectively a truckstop. Still good thinking, we'll need that when we get a ship.
>>25293997EIGHT LIMBED CREATURE TENTACLES IDS HABBEDING YOU GUYS
>>25293997Go in the back, let's see if we can't find some live fish in an aquarium.
>>25293997Find a window and let's slip inside undetected. See what we can sniff out in here.
>>25293997ikd know if going is the best of ideas......this place seems really packed and there pirates.....they generally have guns. maybe some where a little less populated
Ssssooooooo..... naturally, as a bioweapon, we're going into the place where there are the most people, the place with the highest chance to be seen?
>>25293997I vote we explore for a way to SLIGHTLY open the roller door so we don't make too much noise and can stealth it.
>>25294041You under estimate our stealthiness.
>>25293997scope it out more, look for a way in from the roof maybe?
I vote we wait in the bath rooms and slowly eat those who come to use them.
>>25294041worst case scenario the place probably has a bathroom where we can single people out. I'm right there with you but the moment anyone mentions poison that's all anyone can think about.
>>25294073Redaeth, you're a geniusThis, please.
>>25293997Kill the light at the back door, just break it if our newly acquired common sense doesn't present a quieter solution. Back door is likely to kitcheny area, get in quiet, unseen like, kill lights where we can, hide, wait.
Guys, GUYSthere's an incredibly reason for going into the sushi bar right after we got a voice:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-sBROXalU4
>>25294084Oh right, we should have some manner of common sense now...I hope that means we get warnings before we do accidental stupid shit.
>>25294073YES! Hide under the toilets.
>>25294084good call, maybe we can even cut wires or something a little quieter
>>25294073I TOLD YOU WE'D NEED THAT ANUS GUYS NOW WHAT WILL WE DO IN THE BATHROOM?
>>25294106We shitpost.Thanks for leading the way, anon.
>>25294097anyone who's not trying to stay quiet want to fill the rest of us in on the video?
>>25294123I DO TRY
>>25294129I would suspect karaoke by the context. Could be wrong.
>>25294129The scene in Spaceballs where the chestburster pops out, puts on a top hat, and starts singing 'Hello! My Baby' while dancing out of the room.
You slink even closer, sticking to hiding behind the rubbish and waste that litters the street. You pause outside the back entrance, just outside the circle of illumination that is cast by the light above the door. You peer at the walls of the place, and find an open window, on the side near the roller door. You giggle to yourself as you clamber up on top of a pile of rotting pallets, and slip inside. There are two delicious fleshbags in here, one is riding on a mechanical contraption. A bike of some sort. The other is handing it a tray of sushi."Deliveries to N146 and L220, you can be back in ten minutes? It's going to be a busy night.""Of course! I'm the best driver you've had in years."So many delicious things, so little time.>[End of thread!]>I hope you had as much fun playing as I had writing it>Next thread maybe tomorrow, or certainly early next week>Updates via @solartopee on twitter
>>25294129the alein sceen in space balls
>>25294152>End of threadNOOOOOOOOOdamn it OP, why can't you quit your job and post only for us?
>>25294152Absolutely, awesome session. Keep us updated on the twitter, OP.
>>25294141OH SHIT.*to the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart"*>Turn around, meatbags...>Now I'm gonna tear your face apart!>And I'll eat your face tonight!>Then I'm going to eat your liver!>Maybe later I'm eating your wife!>And you'll making me strong, together!
>>25294152>You giggle to yourselfYeeeeeeeee!
>>25294152Alright, quick question, Bioweapon Questers: Think we can agree on our nextish upgrade? I was hoping we'd enhance our senses a little further and move out of shitty 60s o-vision.
>>25294152I both love and hate you OP, I love that this ended at the perfect time and now I may resume studying, I hate that it has to end here.Cheers for a great sesh, looking forward to next time.
>>25294152Was great fun OP, keep us posted. I have your twitter tagged, and I never do that!
>>25294195>Together we can make to inhabited worlds!>Eating all the boys while we are knocking up girls...>I'll eat a dolphin tonight!
>>25294152Fun as usual, OP.>>25294215That's agreeable to me.
>>25294215I think maybe we hide in the female toilets, in the actual toilet. (we are smart now) and then shove our peener up the first person to sit downs vagina and make babies.In the absence of that we slink around the kitchen and drag someone into the freezer so we can devour their yummy corpseORwe try and find at tank full of fun lobsters or poisonous fish to consume. Wait, does that mean we will get poisoned by the puffer fish?
>>25294215Unless it interferes with a quality combat \ stealth upgrade I agree.
>>25294272I really think we need the ability to paralyze before we fuck ANYTHING.I mean, just so we don't fuck up and get spotted or worse, captured and killed.Have patience, you pervs.As for the rest of what you said, yeah I'm game for eating the livestock...after we take care of the cook.
>>25294245>The frenzy's going to start tonight...>The frenzy's going to start toniiiiiiight...>Once upon a time I was big stupid worm>Now I've crab legs and I talk>I ate I gay guy's brain,>I just learned my stinger's a coooooock.
also, can someone please do a quick sketch of what we are meant to look like? We are no longer a shit weasel
>>25294272>(we are smart now)>I feel I must point out again: You are exactly as smart as you choose to play the Bioweapon, /tg/. You only gain knowledge of things, and the ability to do things. Your logic is your own.
>>25294281If we get offered something great, I understand. Just wanted to move forward in the sensory department...so we can sense heartbeats.
I think we look like an feathered weasel now. Or a ferret. With mandibles.
>>25294305im not so much in to for the rape as I am for the notion of having parasitic larvae explode from them.
>>25294340>>25294272>>25294305our 'stinger' only works on our own kind. Right now its useless.
>>25294325kill the chef preparing the meal, acquire knowledge of how to prepare the fish, eat all the parts of the fish minus the poisonous shit and still acquire DNA.
>>25294354we lack hands.
>>25294215I think senses are a good way to go, yes. Also tentacles would be awesome.And, yes, deadly neurotoxin.I wonder if it might be possible to upgrade our digestive system to process burnt meat? That way we could eventually use the energy weapons.
>>25294340And I agree, that is cool and all, but that's dangerous for US the most important thing in this Quest.So let's just wait till we have paralysis as an ability.
>>25294372burnt meat is useless because cooking destroys the proteins that we absorb to change.
>Here's a list of upgrades at current point in time.>Might me more undiscovered categories, depending on how things end up being classified.>More as it, heh, evolves.>List of current abilities:Mouth:- Teeth- Mandibles- Lower jaw- TongueBody:- Spine- Snakelike form- Crustacean fore legs- Bird/crustacean hybrid rear legs (good jumping)- Feathers(manipulable)Sensory:- Monochromatic vision- Hearing???:- Stinger (Ineffective)Social:- Ability to resist beast urges- Can understand language- Can speak (Single voice: male human blue collar worker)Knowledge:- Common: Names of common objects, Pirates in the sector, Current Asteroid Base layout and structure- Specialised: Refuelling business, Paperwork, College life???:>Tell me if I've missed anything.
>>25294372>Digestive systemHoly fuck, I forgot we could do that!OP, next time we get a DNA choice, could you tell us if they have especially strong digestive system?
>>25294360we don't have to prepare it with a knife or anything special, we just meticulously eat it so that we avoid the poison, no hands required.
>>25294360FUCK HANDS.Tentacles bro, TENTACLES.
>>25294372>our digestive system>Technically you don't have a digestive system.
>>25294354We've eaten several biologically distinct species without getting food poisoning, I think we can handle some delicious Fugu.
>>25294391... where did you get the impression we were a meticulous eater?
>>25294397Er...our DNA absorption ability. How do we upgrade that?
>>25294414gotta find something to eat that does the same thing.
>>25294397God I love you OP, I feel like I'm playing the most fucked up version of Spore in existence.
>>25294414>Hopefully the answer to that problem, which you don't quite yet understand, will come up next thread.
>>25294425...you mean become a cannibal?Looks like breeding became more important suddenly...
>>25294436>Next threadDon't tease me, OP, that's just mean.
>>25294392Yeah, I'm still rather annoyed at the one guy that not only beat us physically, but fucking DUNKED on us and threw us off his fucking spaceship in the first episode. Bitch made us hide in rice. RICE!I want tentacles. I have ever since that happened. I want tentacles and I want to find that asshole, and I want to... ...to......to mate with it. Clearly only that one is strong enough to bear our children.Yes....... yeeeees.... we will find you....
>>25294400if they are specifically designed to poison shit then would be cautious>>25294409I never said we were, but we could be, intelligence/control bestial urges would give rise to it being possible surely?
>>25294435>All the species speak the same language so far>We can gain new parts by defeating and eating other creatures>Mfw everyone is speaking Simlish and we are a Spore 'protagonist'
>>25294476You know, fetishes aside, tentacles are very useful.I vote for getting some back tentacles the first octopusman we grab hold of.Also, the image of an octopus man in a sushi shop is cracking me up for some reason.
>>25294507Bitch, this is what Spore SHOULD have beenWay cooler and more violent.
ok, so what I'm trying to wrap my head around is how we are snake like, have crustacean legs (wtf does that even look like?) but buff ass hind legs for jumping. Are we still elongated or what, because I just can't imagine what we look like.
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>>25294589Our body itself is thin and snake-like, covered in feathers.We have four legs(I think? number is a guess). Our back pair are fleshy and have different joints, which allow us to jump (bird legs, I assume).We can still tuck them into our body, however, if we need to.
>>25294647perfect, that makes it a lot clearer, thank you.I'm picturing some kind of fucked up thin greyhound body now.
>>25294737If it helps, it's like a less armed Zergling with feathers. The mouth definitely resembles a Zergling now, though.
>>25294589>>25294647Your back legs look kind of like this thing's. Your front legs are crustacean. Sort of crab/lobster legs, they have three joints.Your body is serpentine mostly because you lack almost all internal organs, except a spine, and muscles to move.
>>25294778upon looking at the picture of a zergling someone posted earlier, that totally makes sense.
>>25294909cheers, much appreciated.