Fellow sister, i have a question for your ears only. Is it just me or is there something... off...about Sister Kaerys? Like something isn't... right about her. I just can't put my finger on what exactly though.
I know just what you mean, sister. Whenever she is called to use her psyker abilities in service of our Emperor, she seems to do so effortlessly. Truly we are blessed by the Emperor to have her.Keep her aware from those visiting Blood Ravens, though. I don't like the dirty looks they gave her.
>>25221138Worry not about her strange ears. She is from a sanctioned abhuman species, and her faith in the God-Emperor is as pure as any of us.
>>25221185>Sisters of Battle>psyker powers
>>25221138So... a faithful servant of the emperor has ear inujuries? She does look like a good candidate for infiltration missions dealing with those foul Eldar.Begin her training at once!
Faithful servants of the Emperor, who is totally not a corpse, that is just an average imperial citizen.Take it from me, Ned A. Ultramarine, that sister is totally legit.
>>25222079You! Have you seen my power armor? I just stepped out of it to take a shower, it has to be here somewhere...
>>25222079Bring the Golden Throne back, you thieving bastards!
>>25222111At least you didnt lose your helmet in their last panty raid.
We better go tell the Commissar.
>>25222127Please, tell me you meant to say "pantry"...
>>25222133And to think I was happy when they told me we'd get a lady Commissar...This pointy-eared bitch is completely crazy! And why is she looking at me like that?
>>25222127Al least you have helmets. And armor.
>>25222183She wants your dick.Mounted above her fireplace.
>>25222018I can vouch for her too.My name is Nathan Urgle
>>25222183At least you don't have to work with the Eversor and his new handler. I didn't know they let mutants work that...closely with assassins. I was up all night.
>>25221138it's just you, ya git
The sisters of batlle are really generous !So many gifts...
>>25222236As I was saying... Bring the Golden Throne back, you thieving bastards!
>>25222138I did not. And let me tell you, going commando in power armor is hell.
>>25222133>>25222183It could be worse, you don't want to know what our Commissar orders us to do. I was less scared when our last commissar had us take the front ranks, at least we weren't taking anything from the rear with him!
>>25222225Hee, something fresh
>>25222214Same here, I'm Sam Esh, that girls totes faithful.
>>25222455PITIFUL HUMANS! I AM ALSO A PITIFUL HUMAN. CALLED KHORNE.I WANT YOUR SKULLS. AS ANY PITIFUL HUMAN WANTS YOUR SKULLS.BLOOD FOR ME.SKULLS.
>>25222562Now that's motivation. Take note, men: from now on I want you all to be more like private Khorne here.
>>25222562Khorne, darling, you really need to learn subtlety.
DON'T MIND ME FLESH BAGS.I'M NOT TRAZYN, THE MAGNIFICENT NECRON LEADER.NOR THESE BLOOD RAVENS ARE NECRONS PAINTED RED.NOR WE'RE STEALING ALL OF YOUR VARIOUS BITS.DON'T MIND ME, I'LL JUST TAKE A STROLL AROUND.
>>25221138I don't know, Sister, I have the same problem with one of the Guardsmen under my charge, Trooper Vaelysil.She's dedicated and faithful, all right, but there's something... strange... about her! Can't put my finger on it though...
>>25221138At least you don't have to serve with Sister Krumpfist. No one can question the fervor with which she fights, but there is something...odd about her. Especially her obsession with collecting war trophies from her foes. In the form of teeth, no less. And just last week, she tried to use these trophies as currency!
>>25223245>Can't put my finger on it though...yes you can, sensuously...
>>25223301>>25223245IT'S OKAY MORTALS.JUST LEND THEM TO ME.I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.I'M AN INQUISITOR, LOOK HERE IS MY INQUISITORIAL UHHHH EEEE CARD-THING.
>>25223245Commissar, how dare you?! Trooper Varlysil is the sister of none other than the esteemed Commissarial Aide Private Marcia! Questioning such a celebrated family is career suicide!
Fear not O faithful friend and take heart, for though your worries do you credit we are surely all children of the stars. Is not the very atoms of our flesh made from the dust of ancient stars?She is as we are, and we, for are part are as of you. It is good that we are great, so do we all recognise the logical step that we embrace the Greater Good.
>>25223314>Protip: Don't forget to lick your finger before you put it in her earBecause it's her ears that are the obvious difference in the picture.This is called a Wet Willy
Hello, Commissar. I am a completely normal and not at all unusual Ultramarine.How goes your day?
>>25223523FINE THANK YOU, JUST KILLING HERETICS, AND XENOS ON OUR FINE DAY!AND WHAT ARE YOU LOT DOING AROUND HERE, STOP MAKING FUN OF THE SANCTIONED ABHUMANS AND GET BACK TO WORK!
>>25223523You can't fool us, xeno scum!
>>25222835It will never cease to amaze me how easily Zapp Brannigan fits into Warhammer 40,000.
>>25223634LOOK, A SKULL, OBVIOUSLY A KHORNATE
>>25223634Oh such horrible heretic. It is a good thing another enemy of the Greater G-The glorious Emperor is dead!
>>25223813Yes, all enemies of the greater glorious emperor should be dead.
>>25223813Commissar, I think this man right here might be a.....Lord of Change with a beard.
>>25223301Maybe she was recruited from a Feral World...They provide faithful troops for the Imperium, even if they are sometimes a little simpleton.However, she would better visit the Sisters Hospitaller , that greenish skin may be some kind of jungle fever...
Good evening, everyone, I'm just an innocent Space Marine out to make sure everyone's practicing their faith and growing in their belief. Who would like some fliers for the Aurelian Church of Latter Day Saints? It's a glorious holy order about surrendering your soul into the service of a greater power in order to bring about the religious unification of the galaxy and the destruction of all unbelievers. Who would like to pray with me for the death of the unfaithful?
>>25222562at least the dreadknight is great for conversion
>>25222236i really like this picture. no battles waging. no overall theme. just a giant dude in a suit of armor and a bionic armdo suits of power armor lose the -10 to manual dexterity if the hands are all bionic?
>>25223598more sense than youd think
>>25222225they are probably the only ones that can keep up with eachother
Greetings fellow citizens, I am looking for chapter master Slash Gordon in hopes that he may be able to aid me in my search for new housing. Would any of you happen to know his current whereabouts?
>>25227680And another perfectly ordinary imperial Guardsman.What's the point of this thread?
>>25228383That's not a man, you fool, it's a chicken!
>>25228398Bullshit. Now get back in formation.
>>25228398Son you best be joking, Sgt Clucky once ripped out the throat of an Ork nob with his bare hands, so you best not go round calling him a coward because he might get offended.
>>25222261Oh god I got just a horrible mental image of labia stuck in power armor servos
>>25228551*tiny hatch flings open with the Airlock opening sound from Star Trek*
>>25228551I'm a man and you left an indescribable mental image of pain upon my mind.I congratulate you.
>>25228458I think I was at that battle. I remember seeing a strange looking guy leap over into a ditch, stab an ork nob in the face, throttle him lifeless, and then kick him down the trench with his grenades ready to blow. It wasn't pretty. We did what had to be done. And I tried a local cuisine dish I'd not seen before, a deep fried fowl with 11 second herbs and spices. It was a good day.
>>25228898I'm a man too, but the mental image (and pain) was so terrible I had to share it with the world.
>>25228694the door sound from star trek is simply blowing out your nose with one nostril closed
>>25228898>>25228919I'm a woman and I found the mental image arousing.
>>25228551i am a man. and i am indifferent to all of women's sufferingi will not comfort any women on her period because she does not comfort me when she misses iti think child birth is a myth>i feel i've said my part
>>25229042>running around during combat practice>suddenly i start feeling warm>dunno why>blames it on sultry canoness>oh yea>HAIR IS ON FIRE
>>25228551Well, now we know the REAL reason Spess Mahrees are sterile.
>>25228906I hear that foul was Kroot.
>>25229150space marines have cod pieces, and boxer briefs
>>25229301>fowli wondered about kroot being ediblegrox are edible, and apparently very very tasty, and are capable of bearing riders
>>25229380I think so. I'd try it.
>>25229413Inquisitor Ride? What are you doing here?
>>25221138Now now, you know better than to tease your Sisters for their blemishes.
>>25223551>>25223573>>25223590you just killed the real ultramarine you morons
>>25230721Ultramarines are a lie made up by Guilliman to make himself feel better about his book and how much Alpha Legion stomped his ass.
>>25230737It would take some kind of tactical genius to convince so many people that they existed...
>>25230721Define real, Battle Brother.
>>25223361Whatever happened to those threads, anyway?
>>25221138I see it... SHE HAS A FLEUR ON EACH PAULDRON! The sacred decree is to have a winged I on the left pauldron and ONE fleur on the right pauldron, but this foul heretic flaunts such traditions. FLAUNTS them!Reccomend she be set on fire at once.
>>25231141Har har har
>>25231268Nothing gold can stay, anon.
>>25231299I think you mean Hurr Hurr Hurr
>>25231299>>25231311Dubs twice in a row...Only a tactical Genius could pull that off! CREEEEEEEEEED!
>>25231273Your solution to everything is to set it on fire. Admittedly a fine solution much of the time, but not universally applicable.
>>25230306GOOOOOOOD MORNING! Hope I didn't wake you last night. Me and the Canoness were busy becoming "Allies" and "negotiations" were difficult at best! but we managed to "grease" things up and I managed to "press" my "advantage" all the way till it hit "home" with the canoness. after that we fucked for 3 hours
>>25231356Name ONE thing Fire can't solve. ONE!
>>25230721those hands could never roll a blunt that thick or well wrapped
>>25231377fire vs fire
>>25231368>Space Wolves>not brutally murdering SoBs for no reason at all
>>25231410>Lukas the Trickster>not fucking a whole convent
>>25231426>Space Yiffs>Fucking anything that isnt a wolf
>>25231410You seem to have confused Space Wolves with Grey Knights.
>>25231435>lukas is only a bloodclawhe is my favorite member of the space wolves. he has 1 heart the other...is a bomb
>>25231444>Implying wolves dont do it tooThey destroyed multiple ships full of SoBs just because they decided to check up on Fenris.
>>25231405>>25231377There you have it, but if an Avatar ever becomes a problem, just throw jelly beans at its mouth, takes just one to choke it.
>>25231465Sounds as Mary Sue as the rest of the Chapter.
>>25231481Or breath on it extra hard.
>>25231479Still not as bad as slaughtering untainted Sisters and then coating their armor in the Sisters blood to make themselves double immune to Chaos.
>>25231397What are you talking about? Fire beats fire ALL THE TIME!>>25231405... Ok, wait, does the plasma that Meltas spew forth count as fire? If not Fire or Plasma solves everything.
>>25231506Actually, its worse. Especially combined with the rest of the shit the Yiffs get up to.
>>25231397Works for California.
Obyron! Why are all these separatists arguing with each-other?!
>>25231489there you go again. using words you dont know
>>25231305Such high potential for daawww.
>>25231713Yiffs are Sue as fuck, brosef.
>>25231534Even though your understanding of melta weapons is clearly flawed, the Avatar truly is a case adding more heat in any shape or form makes things worse for you.
>>25223361>>25231268>>25231305>>25231759I remember the last thread. It's not archived on the suptg, but it should be on the foolz archive.It ended with Marcia putting a gun to her head.
>>25231829Those rules are old, but FINE. I GUESS that situation would warrant dragging out the Bolters and Power Weapons.
>>25231891>>Bolters and Power Weapons.No, see>>25231481for the easiest solution.
>>25231885Save me the trouble, did she actually do it?
>>25231931No. She passed out after some time in the Warp.
>>25231759LMK tried to give it a plot. Which was fine and all, but it wasn't what people were there for.
>>25231931[/spoiler]No clue. The last panel was literally Marcia holding a gun to her head, eyes squeezed shut, with an odd smile on her face.[/spoiler]
>>25232002Op came back later and said he was just fooling.
>>25231993Not everybody can be Miko.
>>25232036Story could've been fine, but he took it in weird directions. Like de-aging Marcia and then giving her less screen time.
All I know is that after reading this thread I'm intrigued by a semi-joke War And More War setting where it has gone on for so long that everyone just sort of tongue-in-cheek blends together to do whatever they want while pretending it's still about xenomurder and fanaticism and not monstrously sublimated sexual tension.
please someone archive this glorious thread!
>>25232058It's such an adorable idea, having some hardassed Imperial servant dealing with a confused little Eldar witch in a way that doesn't involve purging.
>>25232168This thread has been done a million times and is, on top of that, shitty.
>>25232179Yup, it was like an 80s montage, but with space elves and ear rubbing in between the exercising.
>>25232219I would lick her ears.
>>25232241I think we all would.
>>25232268I'd like to do more than lick her ears.I'd like to kiss her on the cheek.
>>25231993I find most of them creepy as fuk, but this pic does odd things to my heart.
>>25232426How dare you say such nasty things!Out with you!
>>25232426But would you sit her in your lap and play videogames?
>>25232490Where did that Commissar get a videogame, huh?
>>25232490Oh god yes....Slaanesh has tainted me so....
>>25232546And I bet he stole it from a techpriest. Because no techpriest would give HIS VIDEOGAME to ANYONE.
>>25232490Only if we played split screen.
>>25231397standard practice in lightning fire is to make a counterfire.
>all those filthy xenos and demons masquerading as Imperial citizens and soldiersit's purgin' time!
>>25232490I have been sent here by the Commor... Commissariat in order to train the child. Especially "troop motivation" techniques!
>>25234426>>25222183>>25222133I am deeply confused as to whether or not I'd like serving under a Dark Eldar Commissar.
>>25234821You wouldn't, because she wouldn't like you liking it.
>>25229084>Spaghetti falls out of pocket.
I SHOULD Purge all of you as Heretics... But that would be too much paperwork.So I'll just tell you all to knock it off and never do it again, alright?
>>25235765How about we knock it off until you leave the sector?
>>25231891But sister, your iron armor is so cold, so... lifeless.Come, I'll warm you up.
>>25234006>prayer nappy0/10 No you ARE the heretic
>>25235765> There will never be an Imperial Guard themed movie with Bruce Campbell as a Commissar fighting Chaos Cultists lead by Christopher Walken
Sgt. Ripjaw here! Totally a Imperial Guard Veteran and not a foul xeno. I heard heresy! Who shall I purge next?
>>25234006so, where's the original pic?
>>25236844This is an original artwork by Technomancer.Yes, he is into this.Not his strangest work.
>>25236857..... I- I have no words.......
>>25236204Get back your abhuman regiment with the other Carchara-sapiens!
>>25236898You are new here, aren't you?
>>25236952So yeah, you're new here. Still, Technomancer is a sick fuck that injects his fetishes into anything he does. You most commonly see his shit in threads that talk about Tau.
>>25236898It's technomancer, resident drawfag, diaper fetishest, and all around terrible person, even by 4chan standards.
>>25236952Ahh, you sweet summer child.
Well this thread was a thing.
>>25236952Here, his DA gallery.http://technorakel.deviantart.com/gallery/>>25236981Still a relatively swell guy to talk to, if you don't bitch at him about his fetishism.I mean, I talked to him about how to optimize his drawing and he seemed pretty cool.
>>25236952And I hope your enjoying your stay.
>>25237025> Still a relatively swell guy to talk to, if you don't bitch at him about his fetishism.You must not be a woman, or he didn't know you were a woman, or women didn't come up in the conversation. He hates women, loves seeing them humiliated, enslaved, or dismembered.
>>25237019What is that thing you are eating? Is it a xeno?FIRE is the correct method for dispatching xenos, novice! Hook yourself up to a Penitent Engine at once to atone for this sin!
>>25237079I wonder if he'd react the same to a pretender...
>>25237019Hey guys, whats going on in thi...Is that a mutherfuckin' creme caramel?
>>25237079I'm happy enough he didn't find out I'm German.
>>25237253Giga Puddy! Mina Tabeyoooo!
>>25237079He is just one of those people that would make the world an objectively better place by dying.
>>25237651Normally I'd argue otherwise, mostly because people saying "objectively" is more reflecting an opinion, but yes, you're right.
>>25237249What, why would he be butthurt about krautbros?
>>25237711I don't think he would be, I'm pretty sure he's a Nazi. Technomancer, I mean.
>>25237711He's an angry frenchman looking forwards to a napoleonic revance?Or a spaniard who thinks germans are coming to get austere on his ass?
>>25237823>Germany>invading anything>not just waiting till they inevitably go out of business and pulling a Greece on them
>>25237839whaddaya think I meant by "getting austere"?
>>25237863me no habla inglis
>>25237711Not butthurt. Despite being der Erbfeind, this froggy is a massive Germaboo.I'd be afraid he'd try and stick.
>>25235894Fuck off, /d/
>>25237025>Still a relatively swell guy to talk toNot really. He is way too full of himself and throws a fucking fit if you say one bad thing about his work, like the fact nearly every female he draws has the same damn babyface.
>>25238926You wish. I'm a fa/tg/uy.
>>25238926/d/ is /tg/Just as /tg/ is /d/, you fucking dumbass
>>25234426We already have that covered.
>>25238963>>25238971No matter how much you spam that it will never be true, /d/. You will always be a blight upon this board.
>>25238963Also I don't get the problem. Pic is perfectly fine for all purposes of /tg/. What that armor does and does not is entirely left to the viewer.And as the requester I inteded it as non-sexual.So all that makes this one /d/ is your dirty imagination.
>>25239035Newfag pls get out
>>25239045Says the guy who want /tg/ to be /d/lite. I bet you came during the nazimod storm and thought /tg/ was literally just another porn board instead of realizing that half of that porn was just posted in protest.As a matter of fact, not even /tg/ or /d/ has a stranglehold on all weird porn discussions. /v/ does it all the time and still has better taste than /d/.Face it, /d/ouchebag, you're useless.
>another fun thread ruined by board politicsFuck all of you. Fuck the guy who started it and fuck you guys who are so insecure about how you love to shitpost your fetishes that you felt compelled to respond.
>>25239040Which is why you used porn as a reference when you requested it. Fucking cunt.
>>25236981>into anything he doesthat's a blatant lie, though.Only in the drawings of girls.
>>25239090Why so mad though, did dickgirls rape your family?
>>25239090Goddamn, lighten the fuck up. This entire thread has been jokes like that picture you accused of being /d/. If you don't like it, get the fuck out, you have 164 other threads you could be watching instead of this one. Even if there were /d/iscussion, there are 165 possible threads available on this board at one time, one thread talking about something slightly inappropriate isn't harmful to the board as a whole, and you have no reason to be asspained over it.
>>25237079I don't hate women, I despise them. And I can interact with them about as well as with most humans. Why are you spreading lies like that?>>25237651I thought you guys didn't want anything to be better and worshipped mediocrity...
>>25238951>a fitCan you remind me when that happened?I don't really remember it. There sure was a lot of nitpicking on my side because I want to figure out wether you're just stating your tastes or handing out actual criticism. But I don't remember getting pissed at people if they pointed out my drawings were badly-done.
>all these smellies in the thread>implicationifyign that it is not canon that Sisters of Battle molest choir and altar boys
>>25239129Yes, and?If I wanted to have a gelatinous character, I'd resort to stuff from porn artists, too.Doesn't make everything pornographic by association.I don't even like living armor as a fetish.Chill for a bit, man.
>>25239342Just like real life, only this time the feelings are mutual!
>>25239354>I don't even like living armor as a fetish.Whatever you say /d/ipshit.
>>25239205In all fairness to the whistleblower, it was a pretty shitty joke that had nothing to do with the rest of the thread. Whereas all the other ones were about mismatched people to factions, and that tentacle armor fetish one was just LOL, MUH FETUSH. He shouldn't have reacted the way he did, but the other guy is still a shithead alongside him.
>>25239460And if it was what I get off to, what is it to you?>>25239505Explain. I do not follow your reasoning, I'm afraid.
sir, we've discovered a new breed of ork capable of even more destruction!
I'm a Preacher and what the fuck is this shit ?
>>25239553>what is it to you?Nothing, just keep it the fuck off of /tg/ and stop shitposting here.
It this really happening.An argument about whether or not /tg/ is /d/-lite.I mean really.
>>25239645It's more like furaffinity-lite. Monstergirls, bug-girls, dragon-girls are tolerated.Also transgender and femdom.the rest is not.
>>25239553>ExplainWell shit, I didnt realize so many people literally did not understand basic comedy. The jokes behind this thread have all been mostly along the premise of X with Y factionEldar with SoBEldar with IGOrk with SoBDEldar as a CommissarAnd so on, with the occasional followup to said jokes. This post >>25235894, on the other hand had no inherent comedic twist to it. It was just LEL, TENTACLES ARE TORN, THIS MAEKS THEM INHERENTLY FUNNAY and really, if you read it, it sounds more like a pathetic attempt at erp than any actual joke. Really, the only comedy to be had is when people its NOT meant to be a fetish post when everything so clearly points to the contrary.
>>25239689There aren't even tentacles in the picture.
>>25239197>did dickgirls rape your family?Not that other guy, but anybody who tries to use this shitty little strawman should be castrated. Did X rape you/your family is as intellectually shallow as trying to compare things to Hitler.
>>25239685Those are standards, yeah, but consider all the other stuff that comes with tabletop. Mind-control, imprisonment/bondage (which leads into slavery/domination/rape), tentacles, the aforementioned living/parasitic/nonliving but stimulating armor, and literally anything the DM is into that he doesn't feel like keeping a lid on at the moment.
>>25239713Yes, but it's fun to call him an idiot.
This thread has been infected by the ghost of Jim Profit, I say we set it on fire to be safe.
>>25239744That never gets discussed on /tg/ without sagefags coming out of the woodwork or assholes derailing the thread.
>>25239685Trannies are far from tolerated on here.
>>25239708Theres some wriggling around near her tits. Regardless, the whole point of the post and pictures was to be pornographic in nature, which is shit tier comedy and doesn't exactly fit with this thread which was my whole point.
>>25239748And when you make yourself look like an idiot by doing so, he actually looks smarter for it.
>>25239811If that's what you believe then go ahead and feel smarter.
>>25239777They very much are, if their fetish is presented in a thinly-veiled sci-fi or fantasy manner. About wizards transforming people and shit.
>>25239766I would like to see the leaps in logic that this opinion entails. I mean fuck. Do you really think that the people saging are only on /tg/ because of that thread or something? Or that a derail that goes away from fetish stuff is caused by "assholes," and not regular /tg/ posters?
>>25239863Some fetishes (especially mind-control) tend to get /tg/'s knots in a twist, and get shitposted to deletion in record time.
>>25239849I think you're both dispshits.
>>25239857Which are all shouted down and when someone wrote a story about a tranny dryad thing he actually got banned for it and every thread its broached in gets derailed into social justice shit.
You aren't the best board, /tg/. In fact I'd say you're the worst board. You get angry over pointless shit and start spreading slander and accusations at the drop of a hat, like most fast boards, but unlike them, you lack the experience and maturity to make it ironic or to realize the stupidity of it all. You cultivate wackiness as if it was endearing, you act extremely defensive about everything, you insist that everything you don't like is linked to any of the most benign features of this board./v/ is better than you.
Can we please get back to discussing funny stuff and sexy stuff relating to xeno infiltrators?
>>25239895So if it regularly causes shitstorms, logically that would meant that a portion of /tg/'s long-term userbase is actually opposed to the idea, right?
>>25239895Mind-control is an objectively shitty fetish though and you should feel bad for having it.
>>25239980Same with dickgirls.
>>25239958Hello, gue'la. Have you heard of the Greater Good?
>>25239923Isn't that what /lgbt/ is actually -for-? Not to offer a place to discuss it, but to serve as a quarantine so mods can say "your post belongs in /lgbt/" when they lock/delete/ban?Also, slavegirls are best fetish. <3
>>25240000Damn right, mister quadman.
>>25240032Yeah, pretty much, but this was before /lgbt/. And no, slavery is disgusting.
>>25240000Dickgirls are different. They're there with other bodily deformities like furry or inflation fetishes
>>25239999Last time I saw him, he was selling time-shares to the Comorraugh, then he said something about "Those damn jew-elves not cleaning up the place" before grabbing a group and heading to go deal with some sort of landlord issue. I think he said he was going to get some sub-prime stuff done near Tallarn later, though.
>>25240058I agree, in terms of its IRL reality.But in terms of fantasy, nothing's better than a slavegirl.
>>25240093Shut up, Hayek.Nobody ever liked you.I say dickgirls are great and the free world will lose no time to agree.
>>25234006Is...Is she wearing a diaper?
>>25240291Technomancer drew it, you shouldn't be surprised.
>>25240268You are gravely mistaken, old friend, but you will see the error of your ways when "her" tool explodes into your throat and you'll find yourself suffocating and drowning in flood of her worthless seed.
>>25240268I'm in a really weird place with dickgirls. I'm straight as a board, and find the male form actively repulsive. But I'm also a sadist/dom, and the idea of a woman having so vulnerable, obvious, uniquely shaped, and unhidable an erogenous zone (one that I already know how to work with, no less) is undeniably tantalizing.
>>25240323That's odd. I've been on /tg/ for 2 years, and I've never heard of him.
>>25240355>implying that's not what I like her for
>>25239342Exactly where does it say that SoB's molest choir and altar boys?
>>25240358Hey Slaanesh, what's goodie?
>>25240374DEY DO WOT TO BOYZ
>>25240410Theyburn them so they can't spore.
>>25240358Shut up technomancer
>>25240370Oh. Oh well.>absolutely disgusting.pngTo each his own I suppose. Here's to you.
>>25240358Congratulation, you are a straight male.No, really. Liking girls with dicks is a pretty normal thing.For the reasons you listed.Chicks are hot and dicks are as simple as they are graphically impressive and familiar.
>>25240530>implying getting squirted into your mouth by your girl wasn't awesome, dick or no.
>>25240453WELL, DEN I MOLESTED A PACK OF 'UMIES YESTERDAY.
>>25240362you were one year too late
>>25240459But I'm fine with dickgirls. Their dicks don't look male, usually. So it's fine.
>>25240696>Don't look maleHey /tg/, look out. We got Cock Expert, PhD in the building.
>>25240733I think you're find his name's Dick. Dick Mystery.
>>25240696>Their dicks don't look male, usuallyWhat would you tag a female cock as, Imean seriously, I have no idea how to interpret this sentence
>>25240696How are their dicks girly-looking?They look the same to me.Or do you mean clit dicks?>>25240733There are some hermaphrodites who have an enlarged clitoris that is like a penis but with no glans or foreskin.Might qualify.
Me accidentally derailing this thread led to a nice discussion. Who would have thought?
>>25240841>clit dicksStop raping me, femanon!
>>25240903Except for it didnt. This is a shitty conversation we have had a million times.
My reaction to this thread, and the action I am taking.
>>25240937I guess that's just like your opinion man, there is the door anon.
>>25240777>>25240733>>25240777they're plump, they're very soft-looking, they're smooth, they're not hairy.
>>25241100That's not girly, that's asian.I wonder why...
>>25241142Because Asians are girly. South Koreans especially.
>>25241100Unless its radiohead and they are two meters long, have balls of a 50cm diameter and a urethra you can penetrate with a normal-sized dick.