Hey, it's more of that sweet, wonderful VALKYRIAN MERCS QUEST!Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20QuestDon't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_ChroniclesSO we've got quite a few possible storylines today! Which will we go with?>A young cadet's first day at school.>A partisan's life.>An EWI veteran.>The last duel of EWI.>A one man army's finest hour.
A partisans life.
>>25121662>>The last duel of EWIHow ya doin, MC?
>>25121662>A one man army's finest hour.RAMIREZ! STAR IN THAT SIDEQUEST WITH YOUR HUGE GUTS!
>>25121722It's been good. Bought artbooks for all three games this weekend for uh.... "research purposes"...
>>25121662>A one man army's finest hour.Lets do it.
>>25121662>A one man army's finest hour.RAMIREZ!
>>25121762>research purposesYou're fapping to Riela, aren't you?
>>25121662>A one man army's finest hour.Choosing this one.The cadet and veteran are Sam's brother and Julia right?
>>25121662>The last duel of EWI.Sounds interesting.
>>25121662>A young cadet's first day at school.We must take this opportunity to replace Avan with the hero Class G deserves.
>A young cadet's first day at schoolWE LANSEAL NAO?!
>A one man army's finest hour.RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING
>>25121662>>The last duel of EWI.
>>25121662One man army's finest hour
>>25121662>A one man army's finest hour.Will there be explosions? And maybe people slowly walking away from explosions? Heh.
>we will never get to play as Erik Schnee again
>>25122238Oh please, we played him last thread.It was very amusing.
>>25121944>The cadet and veteran are Sam's brother and Julia right?Probably.I don't remember if we had any former partisans in our group or another EWI veteran.
>>25122257All five options were 'hit him'.It's like MC can read our minds.
>>25122238... Huh.Wait, come to think of it, the "one man army" choice could maybe end up being a Belkan Knight, you know.
>>25122274Tarin is the former partisan, and I think Isolde may be the other vet.
>>25121662>One man Army FTW!
>ONE MAN ARMYWe better be defending a restaurateur who specializes in beef patties.
half-vote for partisan's lifehalf-vote for one-man-army
>>25121662>A partisan's life.
>A one man army's finest hour
>RAMIREZ, HEAD TO BURGER TOWN! I NEED A BIG GULP!>merican gthketeexactly captcha. exactly
>A one man army's finest hour.
I wonder if Ramirez will get a pet dog once the war is over.
>>25121662You are JOE RAMIREZ, mercenary for hire extraordinaire. You've made a living fighting in Sapin's various brushfire wars for more sides and factions than you are physically capable of remembering.Today you are fighting for the Sapin Liberation Movement For Freedom and Justice, or something like that. You're sure they're going to change the name again in three months or so. Then again, it's not as if the People of Sapin's Democratic Freedom Movement, which you were fighting, were much better at naming themselves."Oh, Ramirez, good to see we picked the same side this time." Sergeant Foley nods at your presence. "This'll make thing a lot easier for all of us."Like you, Sergeant Foley was a freelance mercenary plying his trade in Sapin. However, unlike you, Foley didn't work solo. He had his own small group he rolled with. You fight together, and against, each other for quite a few years now."Easy money's the best kind." You shrug. What are we doing today?""Oh, the same old. Take and hold a village that's traded hands three times this past week." Foley rolls a map open. "Nothing special, just your regular run of the mill village.""So why are we fighting over it?""Because the other side's holding it, of course. Obviously it must be important!" Foley says sarcastically. "We're going in with limited numbers, so this is going to have be a lightning op. You up for it?""Totally." You nod."Good, you get the pick of the assignments.">Recon>Overwatch>Assault
>>25122546Don't even start man I'm begging you.
>>25122570>>OverwatchTurkey shoot time.
>>25122570>AssaultRamirez disarm that emplacement with your letters from home!
>>25122570>AssaultWe do what every proud CoD fag does: Run straight into a hail of bullets and 360 no-scope our foes.>science imngdoexactly captcha. it's science
>>25122570SCOUT900 APGET ZM KAR 9(g) OPERATE INNAWOODS
>>25122570Ramirez, ASSAULT that VILLAGE with your FACE.
>>25122570Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names Liberation-this, Patriotic-that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other. I guess they can't own up to what they usually are -- Federation of Worse Oppressors Than the Last Bunch of Oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves freedom fighters.>Assault
Rolled 6, 5, 9 = 20>>25122570I say we let the chart decide what we do.Plus I wanted to roll for this once.
>>25122791Hey at least their fights pay well.
>>25122791One might say that about other organizations as well, it's just human nature to try to use such words to make their cause sound better than it actually is.
>>25122791General rule of thumb I heard, the more adjectives they have proclaiming how noble and honorable they are, the worse they are.
>>25122690This is now what I will imagine in scenes involving Foley.
>>25122570"We do it like we always do. Run and and shoot everything." You say."That's what I like to hear!" Foley laughs. "The SLMFFJ will be providing the bulk of the assault force. You don't really have to worry about those guys. They'll be off doing their own thing."Two hours later, you see that "doing their own thing" is charging fortified MG nests screaming and firing wildly. Naturally, the casualties are horrendous.Meanwhile, you and Foley's men are taking cover behind an overturned wagon. Foley takes quick look at the situation and frowns."Two MG nests and one sniper position. We need to get rid of those if we want to get in the village.""Is that it?" You ask."Ramirez, flank those positions!" Foley commands. "We'll provide supporting fire!">Take out the MG nests first.>Take out the sniper first.>Other
>>25123060It's a trap?
>>25123077>Take out the sniper first.Toss some grenades at the nests to keep them occupied in the meantime.
>>25123077>Take out the MG nests first.A sniper might kill many, but cannot stop a charge nearly as well as a machine gun. It's a simple matter of which causes more casualties in a given period of time.
>>25123077>Take out the sniper first.so he cant watch ourmuthfuckas drop when he pop pop pops
>>25123077>Take out the MG nests first.>>25123060MC didn't have any pictures for Ramirez I've noticed.
>>25123177It's a bit tough to find pics for a faceless protag.
>>25123152>>Take out the sniper first.
>>25123077You decide to take out the sniper first. Sprinting around the killzone, you push your way through the charging SLMFFJ troops, most of them ignoring you.However, you catch the attention of the sniper, who starts trying to draw a bead on you.>Sprint! Get to the building before he can draw a bead on you!>Dodge! You'll be harder to hit!>Take Cover!>Suppressing Fire!>Other
>>25123373>Sprint! Get to the building before he can draw a bead on you!We're a CoD action hero, we should act like it.
>>25123373>Sprint!See the following for reasoning.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBfbshfCZqY
>>25123373>Sprint! Get to the building before he can draw a bead on you!Taking cover will only waste time.
>>25123428That is exceedingly appropriate.
Rolled 20>>25123373You pour your energy into your legs, creating a massive burst of speed as you rush toward the building the sniper is holed up in. You see a muzzle flash in a hole in the roof as the sniper inside tries to take as hot at you. At the speed you're going, he only has time for one shot.>roll 1d20
Rolled 20>>25123595>Rolled 20Well fuck.
>>25123595>>25123618>>25123620>>25123634Welp. Time Paradox is go.
>>25123595>>25123618>>25123620>>25123634Oh...oh fuck we're done aren't we...
>>25123662Ramirez has the wolverine factor.>>25123640Oh seriously?
>>25123595>"finest hour">get's crit sniped right at the start
"sniper what have you done!? you have created a time paradox!"
>>25123650>>25123662We'll be fine.What kind of CoD protagonist goes down after one shot?
>>25123691pray mane...FOCKING PRAY
>>25123725that one asshole who shot you and ghost in the head, then lit you on fire
Eh, we've had several crits on that Red Swallow fight and we didn't even break his knees.Ramirez is fine....I hope.
>>25123766That's because Fleisher was rolling like a boss.
>>25123766He kept getting ridiculously good Toughness rolls despite the crits, though.
>>25123620>crits aren't always end all be all. Yes they'll definitely suck if the enemy gets one on you, but it's not INSTADEATH unless your save critfails too.You feel a hammerblow right in the center of your chest, stopping you in the middle of your mad dash and sending you stumbling into the dirt. Fortunately for you, the sniper doesn't make a follow up shot, thinking the first one downed you for good. As far as you can tell, the bullet didn't penetrate your armor, but it still hurts like hell whenever you breathe, probably from a broken rib or two.So you're left with a couple of choices, none of which are exactly ideal.>Crawl your way to the building. Hopefully he won't notice you.>Try and sprint the rest of the way.>Try to attack him. It's a tough angle for your gun, and just at the edge of your grenade throw distance.>Other
>>25123897>Try to attack him. It's a tough angle for your gun, and just at the edge of your grenade throw distance.
>>25123897>Try to attack him. It's a tough angle for your gun, and just at the edge of your grenade throw distance.Crawling is too risky and we already know what sprinting gets us.
>>25123897>Crawl your way to the building. Hopefully he won't notice you.He's most likely looking for a new target.
>>25123951Shooting with a broken rib is a bad idea too. Hell, throwing a grenade would be worse.
>>25123897>Try and sprint the rest of the way.Staying here is a horrible idea. Pick up something and use it as body shield.
>Crawl your way to the building. Hopefully he won't notice you.I don't think he's paying attention, that and sprinting wasn't a bad idea if not for the fickle Dice Goddess (nothing this fickle could be male)
>>25123998Well, we're kind of stuck dealing with that anyway, unless you think we can get through the rest of this chapter without attacking in anyway.
Rolled 8>>25123897You decide to crawl your way to the building. It sounds like the sniper has decided to switch to greener pastures, returning to picking off attacking troops.>roll 1d20
Rolled 17>>25124218I am one with the dirt.
Rolled 17>>25124218dice gods!
>>25124242Putting everything into your crawling effort, you manage to make it to the base of the building without the sniper noticing you. The one saving grace of those damn snipers was that they tended to tunnel vision a little too much with those narrow scopes of theirs.You've got some breathing room now. What do you do?>Stop a take a quick breather. Those broken ribs are really a bitch.>Clear out the sniper with a grenade.>Enter the house and take him up close and personal.>Other
>>25124436>Enter the house and take him up close and personal.And once he's dead we'll have both a sniper rifle and a good vantage point.
>>25124436>Enter the house and take him up close and personal.
>>25124436You decide that this sniper deserves some "personal attention" after shooting you in the chest like that. You vault through a broken window and inspect the room carefully.>roll 1d20
Rolled 8>>25124623it begins
>>25124647>>25124651Oh god, I hope the next roll is better than these.
Rolled 1>>25124623Time to introduce our sniping pal to something more intimate and short range.
>>25124666Oddly enough, there aren't really any guards on the bottom floor. This had to be one pretty cocky sniper to set up in such an obvious spot without support. The repeated rifle shots up above indicate that the sniper still hasn't noticed your presence.>Sneak your way up the stairs. That sniper will never know you were here.>Storm the roof. Don't give him a chance to react.>Other
>>25124799>Storm the roof. Don't give him a chance to react.
>>25124799>Storm the roof. Don't give him a chance to react.Can't very well sneak once we're up there.
>>25124669>Storm the roof. Don't give him a chance to react.Time to act like a CoD hero.
>>25124799Hey guys, lets not get shot again, ohkay?Let's sneak up the stairs, THEN bullrush him out the window..Kay?
>>25124799huh, why not sneak through the stairs, THEN rush him on the roof?
>>25124875Changging to these >>25124850 >>25124874
>>25124874Hey Anon,*brofist*At having the same idea.
>>25124799You decide to storm the roof, rushing up the stairs with all the speed you can muster. Your chest burns as your ribs scream in protest, but you push past the pain. You kick open the door to the roof just as the sniper turns to face you. For the briefest of seconds, you both star at each other.>Shoot!>Charge!>Other
Rolled 9>>25124995>Charge! If we can charge him out a window and use his to cushion our fall, that would be awesome.
>>25124995>Charge!Lifting up the gun will take too long. Use the momentum to not let him turn his gun around.
Rolled 1>>25124995You do a classic quickdraw raising your SMG to fire. You see the sniper's eyes widen as he tries to raise his sniper rifle to do the same.>roll 3d20
Rolled 11>>25125161Open fire!
Rolled 16, 12, 17 = 45>>25125161
Rolled 1, 8, 10 = 19>>25125161
Rolled 17, 9, 1 = 27>>25125161
>>25125189I like it.
Rolled 10, 13, 12 = 35>>25125161>Sniper rolls nat 1.And that kids, is why noscoping doesn't work.
>>25125189The sniper tries to fire off a shot in desperation, but in his rush, he had forgotten to reset the bolt on his rifle. The look on his face when his rifle makes a useless click sound when he pulls the trigger is almost as priceless as the look he makes when he's perforated by a storm of SMG rounds. Dropping his rifle, the sniper staggers backwards and falls from the roof.Kill! +100Survivor! +50Score: 150Well, now what?>Continue the assault and flank the MG nests.>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.>Other
>>25125370>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.We're Ramirez, we use enemy equipment all day.
>>25125370>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.Use the scope since there's no achievements to be gotten.
>>25125370>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.
>>25125370>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.Show them how it's done.
>>25125370You pick up the sniper rifle. Even though you're not really specialized in it, it still feels oddly familiar in your hands nonetheless. After ejecting the spent cartridge and making sure it's loaded, you lean out of the hole in the roof and take a look at the MG nests. You've got a good line of sight on the farther one, but the closer one is not at a good angle. You settle your scope on the MG nest you can see, and settle the crosshairs over the head of the gunner.>roll 1d20
Rolled 18, 20, 18 = 56>>25125708
>>25125708Pop pop, fuckers
>>25125708Truly a one man army.
Rolled 17>>25125751Not too shabby yourself
>>25125708This Sniper Rifle must be enchanted. All it rolls is 20s when sniping.
>>25125819Ramirez needs to keep this rifle clearly.
Rolled 17>>25125857Alas, I suspect it shall meet an unfortunate premature death in this side game. Whereupon RAMIREZ will weep for his lost sniper rifle love and proceed to DO EVERYTHING in despair
>>25125708And you get a clean headshot on the gunner, silencing the gun and halving the defensive firepower raining down on your allies.Kill! +100Longshot! +50Headshot! +50Score: 350Now there's just the question of what to do with the second MG nest.>Reposition and take it out with your sniper rifle.>Close in and flank the position.>Other
>>25125708Nice.The sniper shoots, and botches.Ramirez shoots and rolls a crit.This is actually pretty damn cool -- its a miniature story/achievement of its own. Just kinda neat that way. A weapon with a history/event/accomplishment attached to it.
>>25125905>Close in and flank the position.I wonder if there's a lance with a frag round on it...
>>25125905>Close in and flank the position.We still have that grenade, right?
>>25125905>Close in and flank the position.The rifle has done its job now it's the grenades' time to shine.
>>25125944>Close in and flank the position.
>>25125905Well, you don't have an angle, and you don't have much time, considering how many allies have been cut down so far. Rather than making your way all the way back down the stairs, you grab a nearby drain pipe and slide down the side of the building. With nobody to keep an eye on their flanks, the last MG nest has no idea you're coming.>Toss a grenade in.>Use your SMG.>Noscope!>Other
>>25126093>Toss a grenade in.Time for boom.
>Toss a grenade in.No scoping sounds fun, until you get shot at when you fail.
>>25126093>Toss a grenade in.Different weapon for every kill.
Rolled 20>>25126093grenade...Oh and just for fun a roll
>>25126093>Toss a satchel charge in.Pff... grenades
>>25126178The boom gods are with us tonight.
>>25126181I like how you think, sir.
>>25126239Thank you. All my time as a covert op and stealing ninjas deers pants is paying off. Finally.
>>25126178>Well now I have to use this.Sprinting your way over the last MG nest, you slide to a stop right under the window where the barrel of the MG is sticking out. Priming your frag grenade, you stand up to get a good look through the window. Inside, you see a trio of enemy gunners, who just seem to stare stupidly at you."Boom, motherfuckers." You say before dropping the cooking frag grenade through the window and ducking for cover.The entire floor is blown out by the explosion, and the second gun is silenced. With the defense line in shambles, your allies begin pushing in the village proper.Triple Kill! +300Score: 650"Good job, Ramirez!" Foley says and he leads his squad to your position. "I knew you could do it!""What the hell were you guys doing?" You ask suspiciously."Providing suppressing fire, of course!" Foley says, a bit offended. "Here."He hands you a flamethrower attachment for your SMG. "Next objective is to clear out town hall. Let's move!"Now that they're inside the village, your allies are starting to do a bit better. They're not dying as horribly right now, but they're not exactly making very good progress, either."Ramirez! Clear out the town hall with that flamethrower!" Foley yells, pointing towards a large, rather intimidating structure in the center of town.>Advance slowly. Use your allies to draw enemy fire as you make your way to the objective.>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.>Other
>>25126405>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.Go go go!
>>25126405Can we go get that MG from the nest that was cleared with the rifle? If not then>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.
Rolled 9>>25126405SPRINT! (mind as well, RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING!)In the background, our erstwhile allies are hanging back and letting us do all the hard work... like in the games!
>>25126405>Advance slowly. Use your allies to draw enemy fire as you make your way to the objective.Discretion is the greater part of valor.
>>25126405>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.Ramirez does everything fast, except sex.
>>25126405>Allies do nothing>Clear a section>Get handed an upgrade>Now go clear the next section while your allies continue to do nothing.Poor Ramirez, he really is a CoD hero.>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.
Rolled 5>>25126405Let's make our allies work a bit?Advance slowlyDICE GODS HEAR OUR PLEA! LET THE GAME AI ACT SMART FOR ONCE!
>>25126504They suddenly find the wall inexplicably interesting. They cannot stop running towards it.
>>25126405>Sprint in behind the Slam Jams.
Rolled 5>>25126504YOU THINK THIS IS ARMA?NO!I WANT TO RUN AT FULL SPEED WITH THE TRIGGER HELD DOWN THE WHOLE TIME#YOLOSWAG
>>25126567The gun jams in a realistic manner. This causes rave reviews among the gamers.
man rising storm is coming out tomorrow all dat banzai in to american flamethrowers....
Rolled 2>>25126544If I roll high, please say that our enemies will take out our useless AI game icons in a humiliating manner...
>>25126602I love how powerful the flamethrower is in that game, But fuck the jap knee mortors! they home in on me
>>25126604The infamous 'stretchy' glitch has now occurred. Ramirez suffers 8 SAN loss.
>>25126405You keep your quick pace, very swiftly outrunning your allies as you move closer and closer to the town hall.As you near the building, you can see a squad of men hastily setting up defensive positions in preparation for the impending assault. By your count, you can see four engineers, four shocktroopers, two scouts, a sniper, and a lancer. They don't quite see you just yet, which means you've got the initiative on them.>Use the sniper rifle. Pick them off one by one.>Sneak up on their flank and take them out piecemeal.>You got a flamethrower. Charge!>Other
>>25126707>You got a flamethrower. Charge!Use every weapon at least once.
Rolled 9>>25126707We're not russians folks.Let's flank'em and broil them like... like... I don't know, well done steak (but admitted medium rare is more delicious)Roll
>>25126707>You got a flamethrower. Charge!You can't build when all your shit is on fire yo.
>>25126707>You got a flamethrower. Charge!
>>25126707>You got a flamethrower. Charge!EVERY WEAPON!
>>25126707>You got a flamethrower. Charge!Fire is fun for everyone!
Rolled 19>>25126742>>25126743>>25126751>>25126753Sigh... Okay okay.CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25126766Please stop rolling.
>>25126707You decide to charge forward and take them by surprise. Breaking cover, you start sprinting towards the enemy positions. You can see that they're mostly divided into three groups. The engineers are up front setting up a makeshift barricade, while the sniper and lancer are in separate positions with the shocktroopers and scouts split evenly among them.>Hit the engineers!>Hit the sniper!>Hit the lancer!
>>25126927>Hit the engineers!Barricade meet fire, fire meet barricade.
>>25126927>Hit the sniper!Target him first, the engineers will need a moment to ready their weapons, and the lancer is less useful against infantry.
>>25126927>Hit the engineers!The Lancers can't do anything at this range without hitting their own, and those snipers are going to be panicking soon anyways.
>>25126927>Hit the lancer!We're hitting 4 dudes either way, so I'd rather toast the guy with the boomstick and a few stormtroopers rather than mowing down the engineers.
>>25127002Agreed, always hit the armed enemies first
>>25126927>EverythingFire, fire, fire! Muhahaha!
>>25127019we need a pyro to burn everything one day
>>25127043Don't we have stormtroopers to kill everything with boolet?
>>25127043How about a shocktrooper with a personality like Wendy's?
>>25127043Classes need to be expanded on, really. LMG/MMG would be nice. Flamethrowers are always nice. You know I had a lot of ideas about this when we were making new squad mates up but now I can't remember all of them.
>>25127071COME WE CRUSH TINY IMPERIAL BABY'S!
Sadly I'm about to pass out from exhaustion and can't stick around for the rest of the thread, so I'll say this now: Keep up the good work, Merc!
Rolled 1>>25126927Welp it's a tie between engineers and sniper...
>>25127218go for the engies
>>25127218PFFT... all those poor bastards are going to die, aren't they?....
Rolled 6>>25127218I still say sniper
now to have PTSD from screams of the men on fire
>>25127218The engineers are the closest so you decide to hit them with a full blast from your flamethrower. A pull of the secondary trigger and blue ragnite flame gouts from the barrel of your SMG, dousing the engineers and the barricade they were building in fire. The engineers scream as they start burning to death.Quad Kill! +400Score: 1050That now leaves the sniper group and the lancer group. >Fall back and find some cover.>Try and break into the town hall before they can draw a bead on you.>Rush one of the groups. [specify]>Other
>>25127389Fallback and find some cover
>>25127389>Try and break into the town hall before they can draw a bead on you.Bumrushing can only end well.
>>25127389>Hit the lancers!They're the second most dangerous ones due to their lances. The snipers we can pick off once they're gone.
>>25127389>OtherRunning into the hall with two groups starting to notice you is a bit risky. Try flaming one of the groups, with the intention of throwing them off track. Incidentally, which group closest to us right now? Flame and run.
>>25127389>Try and break into the town hall before they can draw a bead on you.It involves taking cover AND sprinting forward like a madman! What could go wrong?>Authors derpitI don't like the sound of that captcha...
Have we managed to wipe the jam off our eyes yet?
>>25127389You decide to take advantage of the distraction the fire is causing to make a dash for the front doors of the town hall, hoping very badly that the doors aren't locked or barricaded.>roll 1d20
Rolled 8>>25127538Time for QTEs.
Rolled 9>>25127538Because why not.
Rolled 19>>25127538Ramirez, mash X to run fast and not die!
Rolled 1>>25127538Well... it could be bad or good
>>25127554Eh, could be worse I guess.
>>25127611This controller has been disconnected.
>>25127630You know what we have to do next time we're in a major engagement?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT_YCqpJ2_E
Rolled 20, 20, 7, 16, 8, 8, 3, 20 = 102>>25127554Fortunately, the door isn't barred, and you manage to open with with a swift kick. However, the enemies manage to get a few parting shots before you're completely safe
>>25127657>Migration to new host
Rolled 13, 19, 19 = 51>>25127739
Rolled 13, 16, 13 = 42>>25127739
Rolled 16, 8, 11 = 35>>25127739up up down down left right left right b a start
Rolled 2, 19, 9 = 30>>25127739Ramirez, roll those dice with your computer!
Rolled 8, 16, 2 = 26>>25127739
Rolled 2, 16, 17 = 35>>25127739My back is made of steel.
Rolled 6, 19, 13 = 38>>25127750That's... a really good bunch of rools if we're going high
>>25127715The dice gods are trying really damn hard for that time paradox.
>>25127691>Implying that's not the Belkian Knight's spawn music
>>25127715At this rate. The whole reason why Ramirez joined our merc group was out of hopes of getting a CO that won't just make him do everything and nearly get himself killed all the time.
>>25127781Well to be fair Ramirez only exists while people are trying to kill him, or in cutscenes.
>>25127750Whether it be dumb luck or some other form of supernatural intervention, you manage to get through the hail of bullets relatively unscathed. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for your armor, which is ripped to shreds from the passing shots. It won't be doing you much good now.>You've got some cover now. Engage the guys outside.>Bar the door and clear out the inside the first.>Other
>>25127819>Bar the door and clear out the inside the first.But not before tossing a couple of grenades in their direction.
>>25127819Don't bar the door trap it with grenade(s). Then clear the inside.
>>25127831sounds like a plan
>>25127819>OtherGrenade, string, booby trap.
>>25127831>>25127839>>25127894You unfortunately have no more grenades. You haven't had a chance to restock them yet.
>>25127911Is the Flamethrower attachment liable to explode if shot?
>>25127819>Bar the door and clear out the inside the first.ONLY FORWARD
>>25127839>>25127911Fiiiiine... Bar the stupid door then.
>>25127819>Bar the door. Then set fire to it.
>>25127819Deciding that there's no other way then to go forward, you bar the door, sliding the heavy lock into place. You can hear pounding and yelling on the other side. However, you doubt they would blow the door down or anything, considering they would compromise their own defenses.There's three places you can go to clear. The archives, which is located in the basement. It would mostly be used for storage of records, though it's highly likely that they would also use it to store supplies. There was the meeting hall, which would most likely be as a command center or barracks, and there was the roof, where you would have a very good vantage point of the surrounding area.>Clear the archives.>Clear the meeting hall.>Clear the roof.>Other
>>25128061>Clear the archives.FIRE! FIRE! FIRE EVERYWHERE!
>>25128061>Clear the archives.Might want to stock up on 'nades and some Ragnaid, if we haven't patched up that rib smasher.
>>25128061>Clear the archives.
>>25128061>Clear the meeting hall.Burn it Ramirez. Burn it all.
>>25128061You decide to go down into the archives. You slowly creep down the old, creaky wooden stairs. The archives, as expected, is a dry and dusty basement filled with books, ledgers, and papers detailing the village's past issues and administrative matters, long forgotten due to the recent wars. In between the shelves, you can see crates of supplies stacked wherever they could be jammed into.You can also hear soft creaking and thumps of boots on wood elsewhere in the archives. You aren't alone down here.>Go in loud. Lure anybody in here towards you.>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.>Check the supplies for anything useful.>Other
>>25128250>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.Secure the room, then look at the goodies. Can't go wrong with that.
>>25128250>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.They shall learn to fear the silence.
>>25128250>This room is unpure; it must be purified.
>>25128250>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.I wonder if there are any lances around.
>>25128250>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.Ramirez, 7 that 8 with your 5!
Rolled 16>>25128250Judging from the sounds, there are probably 2 guards down here. You creep forward slowly, homing in on the closer sound of footsteps.(cont)
>>25128443Try as you might, no matter how silent you try to be, nothing can change the fact that the floorboards are made out of old and shitty wood planks. One of your footsteps hits a loose floorboard and make a rather loud creak."Hey, is somebody there?" You hear a voice call out. You then hear footsteps moving towards you.>Wait for him to come closer.>Take him out now.>Other
>>25128520>Wait for him to come closer.
>>25128520>Wait for him to come closer.Take him out quietly.
>>25128520You duck behind a bookcase and wait as the footsteps get louder and louder. You even start to hold your breath, almost afraid the very sound would give you away. Soon, the footsteps are literally right on top of you. From the sounds of it, the guard is right on the other side of the bookcase.>roll 1d20
Rolled 1>>25128642dice gods!
Rolled 4>>25128642Well this shouldn't be too->>25128660Fuck.
Rolled 14>>25128672You stand up to try and attack the guard, but in your haste you accidentally knock over a stack of books, alerting the guard to your presence. He manages to raise his defenses as you try to attack him and you both get into a struggle, knocking over bookcases and stacks of papers in the process.>roll 1d20
Rolled 15>>25128722RAMIREZ PUNCH!
Rolled 6>>25128722If I get another one I will off myself.;_;
>>25128754You manage to overpower the guard, slamming him into a bookcase and jamming your knife into his throat. The man gurgles and coughs, but he's pretty much dead already.You can already hear the second guard rushing to your position, no doubt to investigate the commotion.>Try and ambush him with a melee attack!>Spray the area with your SMG.>Use the flamethrower!>Other
>>25128778>Try and ambush him with a melee attack!
Rolled 4>>25128778>Try and ambush him with a melee attack!Knife kills FTW.
>>25128778>Use the flamethrower!BURN IT ALL DOWN
>>25128778>SMG3d20 > 1d20.
Rolled 8>>25128778Judging from the sound of the approaching footsteps, you have a good idea where the second guard is approaching from. You move to intercept, you knife ready and drawn.>roll 1d20
Rolled 16>>25128908Haha, time to roll a one.
>>25128918>>25128921>>25128923>>25128924>>25128930Tarin's knife skills are reaching into the past.
>>25128940Ramirez uses Marathon Lightweight Commando at all times.
>>25128918The second guard literally runs into your knife, his momentum plunging it deep into his heart. The guard only has enough life left in him to grunt before falling over.Double Kill! +200Knife Kill! x2 +200Score: 1250With the immediate threats taken care of, that gives you time to ruffle through the supplies. Unfortunately, there really aren't any new weapons, but plenty of ammo and ragnaids and spare grenades, which you happily restock. You grab four extra grenades, though now you feel rather weighted down.>Continue to clear the rest of the town hall.>You now what, just burn the whole place down.>Other
>You now what, just burn the whole place down.The fire.It calls for me.
>>25129070>You now what, just burn the whole place down.BURN IT ALL DOWN TO THE GROUND
>>25129070>Continue to clear the rest of the town hall.
>>25129085Oh, not before securing an escape route.
>>25129070>Continue to clear the rest of the town hall.We're supposed to be capturing the town, not razing it (in theory anyway), so indiscriminately burning important structures probably isn't the best of moves.
>>25129070>You now what, just burn the whole place down.
>>25129070>Continue to clear the rest of the town hall.Unless we;re getting paid to kill, not capture, in which case I'm happy with FIRE.
>>25129070Now that you think about it, it probably wasn't that great of an idea to burn down the building, considering your bosses presumably wanted it captured intact, but you've honestly have had a pretty shitty day so far, and your armor is pretty much torn to shreds, so you're really in no mood to risk your life continuing to clear out this building piecemeal by yourself. Hell, you don't even know how many enemies are still in here. So you decide to take the simple route. One small burst from your flamethrower is enough to set the dry, dusty books in the archives alight. Pretty soon it will spread to the rest of the stored munitions and... well... you shouldn't be there when it happens.You sprint back up the stairs. Knowing the front door is no good as an escape route, you had towards the back of the build and dive out of a smashed window. Behind you, the stored munitions finally cook off and the bottom half of the town hall is blown out, with the top half quickly engulfed by the raging inferno.It's at this point Foley and your SLMFFJ allies finally catch up, only to see you walking casually towards them as the town hall collapses into a flaming pile of debris."Ramirez, when I said 'clear the town hall', I didn't mean to literally clear it off the map." Foley shakes his head, but is grinning while doing so. "Good job, son."Achievement Unlocked: Some Men Just Want to Watch the World BurnHowever, at that point, you can hear a deep rumbling sound."Uhhhh, sir, does our side have tanks?" You ask nervously."No, Ramirez, we certainly do not." Foley sighs. "TAKE COVER!"On the other side of the square, a trio of M3 tanks trundles in, firing their cannons wildly as your allied troops scurry for cover."Lancers! We need lancers!" Foley yells. "Where's Carranzo?""Dead, sir." One of his men replies."Damnit!" Foley turns to you. "Ramirez! There should some lances stowed on the transport convoy over there! Grab a lance and destroy those tanks!"(cont)
>>25129070> You know what, just burn the whole place down.http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ivz1XfpG_8
>>25129284Shaking your head, you dash over to the supply trucks that had followed the main force in. Sure enough, there's a crate of lances that everybody has seemed to have ignored.>Pick up a lance.>SCORESTREAK REWARD: DUAL LANCES>VETERAN MODE: NO LANCES
>>25129309>VETERAN MODE: NO LANCES
>>25129309>SCORESTREAK REWARD: DUAL LANCESDOUBLE LANCES FOR DOUBLE THE FUN!
>>25129309>SCORESTREAK REWARD: DUAL LANCESIT BEGINS
>>25129309>TRIPLE LANCESActually, just take one.
>>25129309>Scorestreak reward: dual lancesbecause while the veteran challenge may be fun, masiive carnage is always moreso.
>>25129309>VETERAN MODE: NO LANCESThis is our finest hour not our casual hour.
>>25129309>SCORESTREAK REWARD: DUAL LANCES
>>25129309>Boom goes all the lances.
>>25129309>>VETERAN MODE: NO LANCESLET'S KNIFE 'EM TO DEATH!
Great, now somebody is samefagging Ramirez to his death.
>>25129309>Do a barrel roll
>>25129309>Double lancesKilling tanks without explosives is stupidly difficult, why bother?
>>25129309VETERAN MODE UNLOCKEDUnfortunately, before you have a chance to reach the create, a stray cannon round lands on the truck carrying it, exploding in a fireball and send you falling on your ass. Well, this was going to be troublesome.You go over what weapons you have on you right now:SMGFlamethrowerSniper Rifle 4 GrenadesAnd you're facing against 3 enemy tanks....VETERAN MODE: HINTS DEACTIVATED>plan of action?
>This split voting
>>25129532>Grenade>Tank main gun barrel>Tanknade
>>25129532Are the incoming tanks buttoned up?
>plan of action?USE ECERY WEAPON ONCE>steal a tank
>>25129532>Do a barrel roll
>>25129532Hijack rear tank. We're proficient with all guns right? Even self-propelled ones?
>>25129532First, use some of the Ragnaid we got on us, our ribs are still a problem.
>>25129532Sprint at tankGet behind tankUnload flamer into enginer block/radiatorProceed to next tank, jump onto engine deck, punch out commander, leave grenade in cmd's hatchCombination of both for the last oneCaptchataightm PSALMWe're going to NEED one.
VC kind of handwaves tanks to only have one driver/gunner right? This should work.
>>25129554I don't think tanks this early on had barrels big enough to fit a grenade. I imagine these have something like 37-70mm guns.
>>25129532>Evade.>Find rearmost tank.IF: Hatches not shut.Apply SMG to crew.>Use tank to kill other tanks.ELSE:>SMG/Flamethrower to radiator or engine compartment.
>>25129532Are the hatches of said tanks open, or closed?If they're open, I suggest trying to get in close and hijack one. We could also try to drop a grenade in, but that would most likely only work once and there are three of them.
I look away and I see /tg/ executing its "legendary" decision making prowress.Luckily things aren't completely fucked over yet.
>>25129630This is Call of Duty quest, we're acting in theme.
We modern warfare now?
>>25129649I think the typical CoD player would have taken the kill streak award so they can get more kills so they can get better stuff so they can get more kills,etc.Then again this might be CoD before it became a creativity killing cancer on the vidya market and its fans at the time actually played with skill.
>>25129678Or The Line depending on how this plays out
>>25129698From what little I understand about CoD, I think they give up stuff to prestige, which just makes their names shinier, and they have to earn it back.Not sure though, because I haven't played since 4
>>25129678I would play the shit out of all of it.captchaINFANTRY orbitypit is on fire today, yes infantry combat in orbit. Lest do this
>>25129532Looking at the attacking tanks for possible weaknesses, you see that the three tanks are in a loose formation, but still close enough to cover each other. Also, you notice that the lead tank has its hatch open, with what you assume is the commander giving orders from it. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like anybody as the presence of the to just shoot the guy.>Well?
Quick question to Command, how does VC3 and the nameless fit into this universe?
>>25129739Flip him off before charging at his tank, flamer leading the way. If we want to be somewhat more sensible snipe his face, then see if we can get around them unnoticed.We operating now chaps
>>25129740They're called the Nameless for a reason. They officially never existed, and for the sake of everybody's self interests, it is going to stay that way.
>>25129739High position, snipe, then take that shit.
>>25129739Wait, we're fighting the Federation?
>>25129739Shoot him in the brain>M3 LeeI don't think we want to hijack this tank...
>>25129739Snipe that foo'.
>>25129794Sapin is technically a Federation nation, though it's rather infamous for its constant low level internal conflicts.
>>25129739Capturing them will be hard if they're in formation. Let's grenade one in the tracks to disable it and play it by ear from there.
>>25129739Deciding to actually play this a bit smart for once, you enter a nearby building and run up to the roof, where you can get a vantage point on the battle from above. With your trusty sniper rifle, you can easily pick off that cocky commander.After finding a good spot, you try to center your crosshairs...>roll 1d20
>>25129812Sounds like Spain alright
Rolled 13>>25129843>BOOM, Headshot
Rolled 16>>25129843>time yrsrioYes captcha, this time we're serio.
Rolled 4>>25129868YOU FEEWL!!!The rifle's going to explode in our hands.
>>25129868>ClickDid you remember to bring ammunition, Ramirez?
>>25129849>yfw we're helping Not-Franco
>>25129893If it clicks empty we throw it like a javelin.
>>25129913THROW THEM LIKE SPEARS.IMPALE YOUR ENEMIESToo bad its not a moist nugget in our hands
>>25129859With a CRACK, the commander jerks and tumbles back into the hatch, his tank grinding to a halt. The other two tanks stop as well, unsure of what to do now that their commander is down. However, that doesn't stop them from continuing their indiscriminate fire.>What now?
>>25129971If we're close enough hop onto the back of the Commander less Lee and drop a nade down the open hatch, hop onto other one, apply flammenwerfer.If not, look for an opening to tactically apply flammenwerfer
>>25129971Sneak behind the last tank and light up its engine.
>>25129989>>25129993Me should be able to combine these, somehow.
Are the tanks in a line? Hit the rear one first.
>>25129971Look for an opening to werf some flammen right into their tailpipes. Also, if possible, try to hit that open hatch with a grenade before they wise up and close it.
>>25130005Maybe VC mercs quest isn't balanced for flaming engines
Rolled 7>>25129971You leap down to the ground level, making sure to keep the disabled tank between you and the other tanks. You also drop a grenade down the open hatch for good measure, to make sure its knocked out for good. There's a dull WHUMP and smoke begins to rise from the open hatch.You then wait for a gap in the tanks' firing before making a sprint to the next tank. You manage to get close enough where its weapons can't reach you. Aiming at the vulnerable engine, you release a gout of flame directly onto it, setting it on fire and causing it to overheat. The tank then desperately tries to reverse.>What now?
>>25130153Keep burning till the engine gives
>>25130153Keep on it, try to maneuver ourself so that the tank we're burning is between us and the other one, or that firing on us will hit the other tank.
>>25130153>Lee with an engine fireYeah he's fucked. Let's pull back before it goes boom, and see if we can't reposition to get the drop on the last one
>>25130153You manage to keep pace with the tank easily, since its engine is crippled from the flames. There's then a loud BANG as the engine completely blows out, and presumably the fuel lines soon after. I desperation, the hatch pops open and the driver climbs out, pistol aimed at you.>What do?
>>25130308Burn him too
>>25130153keeping the burning tank between us and the remaining tank. Take out the driver if he tries to flee.
>>25130308Aim up slightly with our currently active firetube?
>>25130308Set him on fire, you know with the flamethrower we're currently using.Also move some to the side while keeping it on him, it's hard to miss with a flamethrower at this range, but moving while spraying fire at him ought to throw him aim off something fierce.
Rolled 18>>25130308You bring up your flamethrower and pull the trigger at the same time the driver does.>roll 1d20
>>25130308Merc, I love your quest and everything but this isn't one of your better moments.Do this: >>25130334
>>25130363He's been running for a while. Probably tiring out and trying to speed shit up.
>>25130369>>25130365Shit. Now nothing's left of the poor sap.I won't even bother rolling anymore.
Rolled 1>>25130381That's not fair, we might get a one and cancel out the crit, making this a great but not astounding success!
>>25130392Well how about that...
Rolled 4>>25130392YOUI CURSE YOUA CURSE UPON YOU AND YOUR ILK FOR SO LONG AS YOUR DEBASED BLOODLINE ENDURES.
>>25130392I would hate you more but our next roll is a 19 which still beats his 18 but still fuck you.
>>25130365Well, the driver was fast, but you were faster than he was. The driver screams as the flames engulf his face and he topples back into the tank. You have the good sense to take some cover before the vehicle explodes from its cooked ammunition.Fortunately, that leaves one tank left. Unfortunately, it now knows where you are, and your flamethrower sputters and dies as its fuel is expended.The final tank, rather than try and fight you, speeds up toward where the bulk of your allied forces, including Foley, are pinned down.>What do you do?
>>25130402>>25130416>>25130423>>25130438I'M SORRY GUYS, BUT I CANNOT DISRESPECT THE DICEPOOLTHE DICEGODS MUST HAVE THEIR BLOOD PAID! THEY DEMAND 3 D20 ROLLS AND THEY SHALL HAVE THEM
>>25130457Blow its tracks off with a grenade
>>25130457Lob some nades at it's treads and engine.
>>25130457Throw a grenade into it's tracks.
>>25130457We're gonna have to move fast. Sprint after it. We have three grenades left, cook them one at a time and throw two of them under the treads to take its mobility out.Then we'll unload a spray of SMG fire into the exhaust/engine and use the hole made from the SMG fire to stuff a grenade down there.
>>25130469I don't think it counts if it's not linked to MC's post, though.
>>25130488I don't think a a smg can penetrate tank armor.
>>25130457First. Check equipment to see if we have some rope. If we do tie our last three nades together.AT NADE GETIf we don't have and can't make AT NADEThen we sprint as fast as we damn well can and get a nade into the engine deck
>>25130509Might be able to do a little bit of something to an exhaust cover, fuck if I know.
>>25130457You don't have much time, so you take off at full sprint, pumping as much energy into your stride as you can. The tank can't move very fast, but unlike you, it doesn't tire out, so it's now or never.>roll 1d20
>>25130513Even piece of shit tanks like the Lee have enough armor over their engines to stop a frag grenade. The flamethrower worked because metal conducts heat well, and therefore does little against a direct application of fire.
Rolled 3>>25130557Ramirez, take out those treads with your grenades!
Rolled 19>>251305571d20 for waht?
Rolled 8>>25130557What are the odds of me getting two ones in a row?
>>25130569>>25130571>>25130574I blame that guy who rolled the nat 1 up above.
>>25130569>>25130571>>25130574Running with broken ribs is a bitch, I guess.
>>25130571Unfortunately, your previous injuries and exertions are finally catching up to you. You start lagging behind the tank begins gaining distance. It's still within grenade range but it's not ideal. You're going to have to be damn lucky to stop it.>roll 3d20
Rolled 18, 9, 1 = 28>>25130620
Rolled 3, 15, 9 = 27>>25130620GRENADES, BE FREE! FLY AND FIND YOUR PATH IN LIFE!
Rolled 5, 12, 6 = 23>>25130620
Rolled 20, 9, 12 = 41>>25130620
I don't think 18 was enough--RIP useless squad. Veteran mode 2 hard 4 me.
>>25130620Unfortunately, your grenades just weren't enough to stop the tank fully. True, one of the manages to severely damage a track, forcing the tank to slow down slightly, but now it's raising all sorts of hell among your allies, its cannons and machineguns letting loose."Ramirez!" You hear Foley yell. "Over here!"You see Foley sprinting toward the tank. It's too busy firing at the other troops to notice him and he clambers up, trying to pull the hatch open."Ramirez, help me pop this hatch! He yells."With the tank's track damaged, it's moving slow enough that you might be able to catch it.>roll 1d20
Rolled 17>>25130768Ramirez, use your legs to catch that tank!
>>25130774>Leaving my name onShamefur dispray
>>25130777You manage to catch up to the tank and clamber up before it notices you. Taking a spot alongside Foley, you both grab the hatch and pull.>RAMIREZ MASH THOSE BUTTONS>ROLL 10d20!
Rolled 19, 15, 8, 4, 2, 13, 12, 9, 20, 15 = 117>>25130830
Rolled 10, 11, 13, 3, 7, 10, 13, 2, 19, 16 = 104>>25130830
Rolled 13, 19, 12, 8, 6, 19, 18, 2, 8, 14 = 119>>25130830MASH MASH
Rolled 10, 10, 4, 7, 13, 14, 13, 15, 10, 20 = 116>>25130830I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
Rolled 11, 2, 20, 2, 15, 3, 14, 14, 18, 20 = 119>>25130830All of them!
Rolled 16, 4, 13, 8, 1, 3, 6, 20, 9, 19 = 99>>25130830ARARARARARARARARARARARARAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 8, 3, 10, 13, 18, 20, 2, 13, 16, 20 = 123>>25130830KEEP ON ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN
>>25130846You pull at the hatch with all your might while Foley strikes at the lock with the butt of his rifle. Eventually something gives away and you rip the hatch open. Looking down, you can see the tank driver, a look of bewilderment and fear on his face now that he is suddenly vulnerable.>What do you do to him?
>>25130946Get him to surrender!
>>25130946shoot him with a gun
>>25130946I CLAIM THIS TANK IN THE NAME OF RAMIREZ!Then liberally apply SMG until resistance ceases.
>>25130946"Afternoon."Then shoot him.
>>25130946Pretty sure we've met our every weapon kill quota...EXCEPT PISTOLS! LET'S DISARM HIM AND KILL HIM WITH HIS PISTOL
>>25130946"This is mighty fine tank you have here. Be shame if something happen to it."
>>25130946Ramirez now owns his own tank.
>>25131001I wouldn't call the lee a tank per say more of a death trap really.
>>25131012Whatever you call it, I call it cash in the bank after we sell it off.
>>25131017Hard to argue with that logic.
>>25130946"Afternoon." You say as nonchalantly as you can. "This is mighty fine tank you have here. Be shame if something happen to it."The driver tries to pull out his pistol, but you're faster. You easily disarm him and point the pistol at his face."Nothing personal, man. Just my job."And you pull the trigger.The deed done, you hop off of the tank and slump down on its side, suddenly very, VERY tired. Foley slumps down alongside you."I have to admit." Foley sighs. "That was pretty hardcore, even for you. Never seen a guy take out three tanks like that.""Yeah, well it wasn't good enough." You say, glancing at all the bodies laying about."Bullshit. Not many people could've pulled it off, and you're one of them." Foley says reassuringly."Foley, just what the hell are we doing out there?" You wonder, looking up at the smoky sky."Getting paid?" He shrugs. "Gotta pay the bills somehow.""Yeah, but... I don't know. What difference does it make that we're here or not? These bastards are going to keep fighting, and this town is going to fall back into 'enemy' hands eventually." You say, wondering why you're talking about this. Somehow, the fighting just started to seem dull... routine. You don't get that rush from being in danger anymore. Something seems missing..."Son, if you're going to ask shit like that, I think you need to take a vacation. Get out of Sapin and see what things are like out there." Foley shakes his head. "I'm at the age where I don't really give a shit any more. If you want to find a reason to fight other than for a paycheck, well, you'll have to find it yourself."You know, maybe he was right. For a lazy bastard, he could sure be pretty helpful sometimes."Thanks, sir. Maybe I'll do that." You grin.>And that's it for today! Man, we went on quite a bit longer than I intended. Anyways, next thread will be on Friday 6-7pm PST. Don't miss it!
>>25131086Thanks for the ride OP, great quest.
>>25131086Thanks for the ride Merc. Looking forward to the next session.
>>25131086Had a blast see you friday
>>25131086Another great thread, thank Merc Command OP.You're a good guy.
>>25131086I like to imagine that Ramirez gets drunk, very drunk, and tells these stories to the other Demons."So there I was, they just said 'Ramirez take out those tanks with a few grenades and a flamethrower', they always say 'Ramirez blank that blank with your blank', they never even think to say please or to thank me afterwards, that's why I like you guys, never yell at me to solve everything myself. Right, where was I, yes, tanks, 3 of them, they just blew up the convenient crate of lances, and I had to deal with them all.I took the first out by blowing the commander's head off and throwing a grenade down the empty hatch, second one I overheated the engine and it exploded itself, third one I had to blow out the tracks with grenades, force the hatch open, and shoot the man in it with his own pistol.That's why I left, if I stayed in Sapin I would have eventually been asked to hold off an advancing army with two tin cans, some string, and a raw onion, only one here who could do that is Heloise."I bet drunken storytelling with the Demons is hilarious.
>>25131174Does it make me Weaboo if I want to move to Europa?I mean Gallia sounds like a pretty cool place to live you know all the unrest and being threatened on all sides aside.
>>25131174>That's why I left, if I stayed in Sapin I would have eventually been asked to hold off an advancing army with two tin cans, some string, and a raw onion, only one here who could do that is Heloise."I think the funniest part is that's rather believable, the Heloise part I mean.