You are a Magical Girl, and like the mixed-signal sending idiot that you've always been, you've just indirectly confessed to your subordinate. A subordinate who, it must be said, had jumped willingly into two overlapping hells, made friends with an insane eldritchian nightmare, shouted down a bloodthirsty maniac and finally died - to save your worthless amnesiac corpse of a shell. A subordinate whose knees you shot out with a desert eagle made out of pure madness, after cold-bloodedly murdering her employers. A subordinate who's made a healthy sideline drawing porn of you - or at least, a character heavily based on your looks and personality.
>>24991467...Maybe confession was too strong a word for it. You just bought her the wrong boxed lunch by mistake, after all. You just wanted to bring her lunch before the infirmary's well-meaning nurses brought along their tasteless, colorless meals. You brought her the meal that the girls of your Officio considered a polite, shy way of revealing their true feelings to their friends and comrades. The Waifu Special, a boxed lunch that was gaudy as it was unsubtle. Its ingredients shaped like hearts, its case plastered with the romantic iconography. All that was missing from it was a bouquet of flowers and chocolates to really ram the point home.You can probably blame the fucking hat for this, the symbol of office that declared you the Warmaster of the Ninth Officio. The damnable hat that's been making everyone around you act weirdly, even yourself. You're still not sure what kind of magic enchanted the thing to do so, if it did have any magic enchanting it at all. But as much as you can't help but think that it's just a stupid hat, you also can't deny the coincidence of those events happening while you wore it.Currently, your aide - Hanegawa Midori, Callidus - is looking up at you in stunned silence. The lunch open at her lap, showing off its contents. Her cheeks the most red it's ever been. You don't even need to guess what she's thinking about, or the conclusion she's jumping into. ...You wish you could hate Kharn to death.She'll pay for this, one way or another.You manage to avert your gaze from Midori, completely at a loss at what to say. You try to start something - anything - but an incomprehensible jumble of words tumble out from your lips, making you feel as awkward as you did just a few minutes earlier, when you had to endure the stares of the entire cafeteria. [1/2]
>>24991467>Another MGNQ so soonJesus man.
>>24991469Even that was a puzzle. You've never felt like that before, not to your memory. Apathy was something inbred in you - you didn't really care what other people thought of you, only a few had that kind of consideration. You'd been gawked at and stared at before, but it never really got to you, not in the way that it did in the cafeteria. Was it being in the sudden limelight, the sudden center of attention, by the same people you've always despised? You certainly never thought much of them, even if you worked underneath the same Incubator. What was so different now that you would have stood there like a stuttering idiot had the hat not been in your possession then?You shake your head at this. Maybe...maybe Mami would know. You remind yourself to ask her, later, when she stops over at your apartment. Maybe she can help you make sense of things.At that comforting thought, you manage to finally murmur a coherent answer to Midori's silent, questing gaze. An answer that didn't really answer the question as much as it tried to redirect it. You told her about...well, her now-impending mission with Sakura Kyoko.Midori takes a few moments to reply at this, blinking at you slowly, dreamily, before seemingly snapping out of her reveries in a flinch. "O-oh! Ah, yes, sempai, I know about that. Miss Kyoko came around earlier. Nearly woke up the entire floor with the racket she was making!" She looks down at her lunch, a small smile curling her lips. "She's really very energetic, isn't she, sempai? Anyway, um, she did tell me that you had me assigned to help her with mission to...look for someone. That's what I remember." Midori nods. [2/3]
>>24991475Yes, that's pretty much it. You let out the breath you've been holding. So far so good. And she probably shouldn't call the Eversor with that kind of apellation - it's just Kyoko, plain and simple."That's what Miss Kyoko--er, Kyoko told me, sempai." Midori grins. "Ah, she also told me that she can wait for me to be discharged tomorrow before she officially starts the mission proper. I told her that it's fine if I got myself discharged today, but she was really insistent..." She shakes her head. "Is that alright, sempai? I mean, we are delaying the mission start..."Of course it's fine. You wave a hand as if to brush the matter way. You're Warmaster now. Anything you say fucking goes.Midori giggles at that. "I...I guess so, sempai. I...thank you for the assignment, too. I was...I was a bit worried it'd be just like the Tenth, again. I was relieved to find out that I'd just be looking for someone, now, and not tricking them into believing that something horrible isn't going to be done to them."The Ninth's really more of a direct kind of Officio, but you've never heard of Kyuubey asking anyone in his employ to do something like that. Extortion, sure. Kidnapping, maybe. Assassinations and purges? Bread and butter. But nothing like that."...That's...thank you, sempai. I'll keep it in mind."You brush her thanks away, and tell her to eat before she gets an ulcer."Hah. Alright. I'll...I'll try to eat, at least." She giggles, here. "But it looks so cute, I don't think I can even bring myself to take a bite, sempai!"Eat, or you'll feed her yourself.Tell her about your impending haircut.Ask her to show you what she's been drawing.
>>24991474I thought it was going to be another week-!
>>24991481>Tell her about your impending haircut.
>>24991481[x]All of the above.Be careful you aren't wearing yourself out, Decupyon. But we're really happy to see you threading so much!
>>24991481All three options
>>24991481[x] Eat or I'll feed you.[x] Tell about haircut.
>>24991506>>24991515This. We can ask her questions while we feed her.
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDbThe Ebook won't be updated until the weekend though. MGNQ takes an hour to upload and convert as is, and I'd rather save time and do it all at once rather than update it every thread.
>>24991520Not so much actually feeding her as threatening her into eating. imo.
>>24991481The advantages of multi-tasking>Eat, or you'll feed her yourself.>Tell her about your impending haircut.
>>24991481[x] Take a bite yourself"There, I've ruined it for you. Now you don't have to feel bad about it."
>>24991481Eat or we feed herHahaha! MisunderstandingsAlso ask her what she has been drawing while she eatsAnd toss the hat on her to see how it affects her
>>24991481>Tell her about your impending haircut.>>24991540seems a good follow up.
>>24991545>hat on midoriWell... Maybe just for a few seconds. What could go wrong?
>>24991545>toss the hat on herWe are trying to have a conversation, not psychologically compel ourselves to recreate scenes from her manga.That said, I like this idea.
>>24991488Decu is going all week to test himself.>>24991481>Eat, or you'll feed her yourself.in the usual deadpan.
>impending haircutTHERE IS NO SUCH THING DECU
>>24991579Some other time, perhaps? We can have that experiment later when it wont cause even more strange rumors.
>>24991596We just bought and gave the waifu special to MidoriAll the fucking rumors are going to happen anyway
>>24991579Yes. Just not yet. Once we get back to our place, and princess-carry her onto the comfiest chair in the world (A-and I-It's not like we mean anything by it...)Then and only then will be the right moment to put The Hat on The Green.
>>24991481>Eat, or you'll feed her yourself.>Tell her about your impending haircut while she's eating.
Just a heads up in case some of you missed it, there was one yesterday too.
>>24991616However, unless we were followed, they don't know who we bought it for. Just have to make the bento box disappear after she's done with it and none will be wiser.
>>24991649Whenever asked, the correct answer is "I was hungry, and those things are *delicious*."
>>24991481Tell her about your impending haircut.Don't drop spaghetti; we're Chiaki Matsuda, and we don't lose our composure that badly.
>>24991481>[X]Eat, or you'll feed her yourself.>[X]Tell her about your impending haircut.It's not my fault I'm not social!
>>24991656Good save.Until the hospital staff arrives with the meal and sees the package in Midori's lap.
>>24991656>"I was hungry, and those things are *delicious*.">other girls start buying them for us every day because word gets out we find them the most tasty food ever>fights over confession lunchboxes for Warmaster MatsudaThis could no possibly go wrong in any manner.
>>24991481>Tell her about your impending haircut.>Ask her to show you what she's been drawingThe next volume of Miracle Midori in progress, maybe?
>>24991687Well it's no more wrong than what is already going wrong, so w/e
>>24991481[x]Eat, or you'll feed her yourself.[x]Tell her about your impending haircut.After that make sure to put Plan Maximum--Miracle-Midori-Teasing into motion. And by that I mean: [x]Hand over Spare key to your apartment[x] Tell her that she doesn`t need to cook for you too, since you will be on a mission abroad the next few days[x]Enjoy her reaction while understanding over what you just implied sinks in.
>>24991687You're looking at this wrong. You don't look for "What could go wrong" but "What will affect us the least when it goes wrong"
So, how many people remember Misaka's moment of PROPHECY in the hangar pre-Siberia?Wait, wasn't there someone we were supposed to be trying to find...?
>>24991704It's like you don't care about what Pinky is going to do to Midori after all the attention we've showered on her.
>>24991694Ah yes, the key thing! Almost forgot.
>>24991739If it really is her, we are going to sodomise reality with our entire arsenal until it stops making us choose between Mami and Misaka.
>>24991740So, we time stop for a bit before Iori and have coffee with Pinky.
>>24991739We need to call Misaka to see when Tiny Pete will be available. But as for looking for the Prophet, we should tell QB that, and have him run a search through the Incubator databases for anyone known by that moniker.
>>24991740She promised not to gib her as thanks for helping save us...
>>24991776Or Mami. No need to bother QB personally unless it's specifically about Siberia bullshit or whatevs.
>>24991687I love this idea
>>24991785To be fair, she's also insane so we shouldn't push our luck.
>>24991740We really really need pinky screentime.All for the fabled watermelon
Okay, sleep deprived theory that was probably already thrown about time:Prophet is Oriko, who became a magical girl for the 10th wants revenge for us killing Kirika. What better way to get revenge for us killing her "friend" but killing the one we valued most at the time?
>>24991704This is hilarious and I support it entirely.
>>24991704I still want to see this happen.
>>24991704We're not going abroad. International idol is coming to us.
>>24991841We're gonna be on a boat to go blow some shit up.
>>24991816Then the whole prophet debacle is solved easily because we can happily murder herWhich is why I really doubt she is the prophetAlso I get the feeling if we had kept the other rabbits panties we could have traded them for the prima's golden scythes
>>24991841But I'm pretty sure that international idol is a broad.
I still want to see that Varya Kalashnikov thing just for maximum hilarity. We could mail the first print from the first run to Souji.What would she have instead of fleshmetal limbs?
>>24991506 >>24991515 >>24991540You take a seat on the edge of the bed, before reaching out and snatching the pink packed lunch - and its equally pink chopsticks - from Midori's hands. Quick as a flash, you take a bite of the perfectly-molded rice, inadvertently tearing one of the salmon hearts in half. Chewing quickly and swallowing, you place the lunch back in her lap. stunning her for the second time in a row.There, you've ruined it for her. Now she doesn't need to feel bad about it. Or do you have to feed her yourself to get her to eat something?Midori blushes beet red again. "Ah, uh, sempai, I'm--"You cut off her sentence by doing just that. ...Well, it didn't go as neatly as you wanted to, with a bit of rice sticking to the corner of her lips, but the look of utter surprise on her face as she starts chewing the mouthful you'd slipped into her mouth with the chopsticks is priceless. Maybe just a bit cute.. . .And so it begins, Midori's strange lunch with the Warmaster of the Ninth. You're pretty sure this isn't how it's supposed to go - you remember Kharn lounging around in the common room, somewhere, reading a book while a few blonde-haired Eversors fed her seedless grapes - but it doesn't seem to be that awkward. Midori, thankfully, is quiet, not ruining the moment by stuttering nervously or offering half-hearted denials - just allowing you to feed her. Although she did blush harder each time she had to open her mouth for you. ...You couldn't help yourself from doing the old switcheroo trick, where you make to feed her but swing the chopsticks around to feed yourself instead. This got you a few pouts, although you could tell she smiled each time you looked down to at the lunch to take another portion.[1/2]
>>24991912It's then that you break the comfortable silence, here, by telling her about your impending haircut, later tonight. You told her that you'd asked Mami for help about your ludicrously-long hair - and she'd volunteered to trim it for you. Midori blinks at this as she chews, and nods as she swallows."A-ah. I see. That's...that's nice, sempai." The Callidus smiles, and while she's trying to hide it, the note of disappointment is clear in her voice. "If anyone knows how to do anyone's hair, it's probably Mami-san's. Getting delicate curls like that perfect every time - that's nothing to be sneezed at, you know!"...But didn't she want to style your hair first, before you had it cut off? "That's...that's fine, sempai. I can just wait until you grow it back out." She offers you another smile, a bit more natural this time. "Besides, that's really the problem with long hair - it's the reason I try to tie it off as much as I can, see?" She tugs at her own ribbon. "At least, most of it, so it's not as hot..."Ah. Well. Hmm. If she's sure. But you can't help but notice that you may have disappointed her a bit.[-50 MIDORI POINTS]What's done is done, though. You try to keep the conversation going - with the packed lunch halfway done - by asking her what she was drawing, earlier, when you came in."O-oh, um. Well." Midori seems to blush again at this. "I...just some new character sketches I was thinking about adding to the roster, sempai. But it's nothing worth showing, really, it's really messy, too..."You'll be the judge of that. You ask her to show it, and after some hesitation, she does so.[2/3]
>>24991892Metalflesh limbsAnd an extendable tentacle for a tongue
>>24991900>>24991892>kalashnikovs for arms>kalashnikovs for legs>moves by flying for the sheer force of the bullets she fires out of her limbs
>>24991922There are two characters here, drawn side by side. The first is a pink-haired girl with rather cute twintails. Her Magical Girl costume - or at least, it looks like one - is what can conceivably happen if a bavarian maid costume and a tutu had too many drinks and fucked on the couch. She's smiling toothily, waving around a staff that looked less of a magical focal device and more of a brutal spiked maul. Magical Mimico, or at least that's what was written underneath her.The other is a taller, more slender Magical Girl. Long black hair fell from her scalp, down to the back of her knees. Her hands and feet a familiar brutal, clawed sort, but where the obvious inspiration wore something a bit more chaste and reminiscient of a soldier's uniform, this one wore...well. The sort of costume that you'd find in really specialized clubs, the sort with leather and whips and all that. She was even licking a riding crop with a tongue that brought to mind a slender pink tentacle. Horns, curved and slender, jutted out from her scalp, and great leathery bat's wings folded behind her. Her name, Kalashnikova Varya, had an underlined nickname underneath it - "She Who Thirsts".. . .Yep. Yeah, that's...pretty much spot on."How is it, sempai?" Midori looks at you expectantly.How do you react?
>>24991922>[-50 MIDORI POINTS]DAMMIT.WHO WAS IT WHO SUGGESTED THAT SHIT AGAIN
>>24991922So -50 out of 100,000,000,000,000,000?
>>24991934Nod thoughtfully. Suggest adding spare panties spilling out of her pockets.Wonder who the other magical girl is, but don't comment.
>>24991934Well you nailed KharnMaybe male the horns a bit bigger though
>>24991934>She Who ThirstsOH FUCKIT'S TRUEIT ALL MAKES SENSE
>>24991934"Seems promising. What roles will they play in the story?"
>>24991934>Kalashnikova VaryaAs the person who jokingly came up with that name off the top of my head, I fucking love you, Deculture.This is glorious.
>>24991934"Well, you've got Kharn pat down. Who is Mimico based on?"Calling it now, Pinky.>>24991974More like the bastard love-child of Khorne and Slaneesh, if that's even possible.
>>24991934Quietly panic over the loss of Midori Points, and almost completely ignore the change of topic for a minute. "...I'll just have Mami trim it. You can mess with it later." Then, pause awkwardly and mentally catch up with what she's actually showing us."That... ...looks great. What about... ...Could you do Mami-san, too?"
>>24991934Agree with >>24991960also fuck you only 2 guys wanted a haircut
>>24991934Maybe the tall one should have a belt with trophy panties or something...tell her she did a good job, some people might recognize who they are based off of though.i hope that won't cause problems.>[-50 MIDORI POINTS]are we a dating sim now? an at times very depressing dating sim
>>24991997Or you could just have it braided, Moemura-style.
>>24991997Not sure Mami would let anyone but professional stylists near her hair given how ridiculous it is. But the rest sounds good.
>>24992023Ah, no, that part was regarding Midori's basing Magical Midori characters off of people.
>>24991934Quietly stare at her for a bit, then flick her forehead. If she wants to mess around with Chiaki's hair so bad we're getting her discharged now. She can wait at the apartment and mess around with it before Mami arrives.But if she braids it, we shoot her legs off again.Tell her the drawings are good. Very accurate. We know she met Pinky but we're fuzzy on the details so we'll want to get her side of things when she's feeling better.
>>24992044Nevermind what I said, pretty much this.
>>24992044This seems acceptable.
>>24992044Voting for this one.
>>24991997[x] YES ON TRIM ONLY
>>24992044This sounds good except the braiding bitIf she really wants to braid it then we will let her and Mami do itSo long as they are both sworn to secrecy
>>24992044YESBut substitute 'the apartment' with 'our home'And then wait for the meaning to sink in.
>>24992097Ooh. Yes. Do this. Subtle GreenGreen comedy time.
>[-50 MIDORI POINTS]I TOLD YOU BRO! I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE HAIRCUT BRO
>>24992097Still think we should ask her where she's staying before going for that, at least.
>>24992044This, but she's free to braid it. We know we can rock those.
>>24992044Agreed, but add a line about spare panties. May be share epic about your morning and blackmail material.
>>24992086You have to play hard to get. Tell her it's completely off the table and then you can grudgingly accept once she insists. Come on guys.This is elementary stuff.
>>24992168That implies she has a choice.
>[-50 MIDORI POINTS]Bad /tg/. No cookies for any of you.>>24991997Yes on trim only, no on asking her to draw Mami too. She's already upset that we're leting Mami cut our hair.
>>24992044>>24992097Both of those!
>>24991936Decu trolling the waifu-fagsI approve
>>24991934[x]"I think even Kharn would agree that's a pretty accurate rendition. I'm curious about the Pink one, though, and what brought this on..."
>>24992195I'm not sure any of the players here know the concept of "Hard to get". By tomorrow's thread we're going to be wrist-deep in broccoli-head if this keeps up.
>>24992249I suspect reducing her to tears multiple times and then her needing to go through a metaphysical hell and fight our fractured psyche alongside the spirit of a deranged, near-omnipotent yandere goddess is hard enough to get. At this point, Midori has kind of earned some form of happiness.
>>24992249Consciously playing hard to get doesnt seem like a very Murderface thing to do.
>>24991934Deploy the badass half-smile, comment on the accuracy, and then ask about the obvious pink expy.If everyone can keep from trying to waifu Midori for five seconds, this would be a perfect segue for Chiaki to finally learn all of what happened in the barrier.
>>24992249small indulgences is all
>>24992249>wrist-deep in broccoli-headBut where will we get all that broccoli? And why just the heads? And why are we standing around wrist-deep in it rather than cooking it?Sometimes I just don't understand you anon. I just don't understand you at all.
A warning:While all of the Midori interactions so far have been pretty adorable, keep in mind that Pinky is always watching. While she's agreed to play fair as far as Chiaki is concerned, that does not mean that she won't be ridiculously green with envy // uncooperative when we meet her again.
>>24992320Despite them being perfectly edible if peeled and sliced, most people dislike broccoli stalks. The heads (or florets) are the preferred part for consumption.And we'll be wrist deep due to enthusiastic lesbianism.
>>24992328 So we buy her coffee and cake before the Iori meeting.
>>24992328>green with envy>greenI chortled.
>>24992346And thus begins the Watermelon route.
>>24992320It's obvious, isn't it? Midori will attempt to incorporate many healthy green vegetables in Chiaki's diet in an attempt to keep her as healthy as possible!
>>24992305Nah, didn't mean it had to be a planned decision like that. Well, obviously it's a planned decision for me, but Chiaki can just be her usual grumpy self now only to relent later. It doesn't have to be a conscious choice for her, haha.
>>24992328Then we kiss her on the forehead and call her tsundere.
>>24992388Pinky's truly insane, so we can't always rely on her to react in the ha-ha funny way to things we do, though. Tread carefully.
>>24992388>Murderface in charge of trying to be that smooth.>headbutts Pinky in the forehead, biting her tongue as she also tries to stumble over calling her a baka>her hair spontaneously bursts into flame>golden weapons fall out of pockets
>>24992388Tsundere for Midori?Maybe that's how we get watermelon end, we get Pinky obsessed with both of us
>>24992461>>golden weapons fall out of pocketsI lost it.
>>24992385Yeah, this. As players, I kind of feel like we're pretty much racing to a Midori end on a stunt motorcycle. And both in terms of "what makes a good relationship" and "what makes a good story", we don't REALLY need to be banging her before the halfway point.In terms of meta, while it may not be within Chiaki to play hard to get, we might be forgetting that just with her morose and loner personality(as much as some of that has ebbed away), as well as after her last crush went Kenshirou on her, she might not exactly be rushing to jump into a relationship anyway.
>>24992474This might honestly be worth trying, not just out of the slim, slim chance for a watermelon end, but if just to do anything to make Pinky less liable to randomly murder the shit out of our main squeeze.
The drawings are fine. Suggest her she can make another versionof her doujin series, one based on more real facts. Like a diary of sorts.Don' talk about the hair anymore, though.
>>24992044You stare at Midori for a while - longer, admittedly, than either of you were comfortable with - and when she finally breaks the stare, murmuring your name, it's then that you reach over and flick her forehead with your middle finger. Putting enough force into it that she immediately squeals in pain, one hand coming up to rub the spot."Sempai, that...that hurt!" The Callidus mumbles, eyes tearful. "What....what was that for?!"That was for being dishonest with you, you tell her. If she wanted to mess around with your hair so much, she should have said so right away, and you'd have her discharged right this very moment. She'd be hustled off into the apartment the both of you are going to share, and from there she can mess with your hair as much as she likes until Mami arrives.If she braids it, though, you'll shoot her legs off again."E-eh? Erm...but wouldn't that..." Midori's brow furrows here, as she tries to absorb just what you've dumped on her - and her eyes go wide as she finally manages to get everything straight. "...Wait a minute. Sempai, I'm...Mami-san told me I'm getting a room in the Callidus floor. She didn't say anything about an apartment..."You shake your head as you take the sketchpad from her hands, examining the drawn magical girls carefully. Of course Mami-san wouldn't have known about you sharing the apartment with Midori, because you haven't told anyone else. But she is going to live there with you. There's just way too much room for just one person, and already it feels much too wide and uncomfortable for your liking.You give the sketchpad back, just as you feed her again. Her drawings are good, by the way. Very accurate. You're pretty sure who she based Varya off from, and you have a faint idea who Mimico's supposed to be. Varya could probably do with bigger horns, though. And maybe shamed magical girls crying at her feet, sobbing about their lost purities.[1/2]
>>24992505My sides.Gone now.
>>24992502I guess you're right anon. But I'm weary of taking it too far the other way.
>>24992526"...Ahaha. Well. Um. I'll think about it." Midori giggles nervously, before reaching out with a hand to grip you by your sleeve. "...Sempai, you're not joking, are you? You want...me to live with you, in your apartment?"What, is she going deaf now? Do you need to call the nurse?"N-no, but..." The Callidus goes crimson again. "Isn't it...a-against the rules, somehow? You're Warmaster, after all, and I think it's bad for you to be seen with...um, someone like me..."How do you respond?
>>24992526>And maybe shamed magical girls crying at her feet, sobbing about their lost purities.Can we send a copy of the sketch to Kharn? I think she'd like it.
>>24992535>You're Warmaster, after all"Exactly"
>>24992535"Yes, I'm the Warmaster. That means I MAKE the rules."
>>24992535Grab the hat and put it on our headPoint to it and say "see this hat? It means I make the rules, I say you live with me so you do. If you want to"
>>24992502I see your point, but honestly I figure even with this Chiaki isn't really initiating anything physical at all. And this quest has been running for a year and almost 100 threads by now.
>>24992535"You don't want to?"Time to pout
>>24992535"compared to the last warmaster this is nothing."Tap the sketch for emphasis.
>>24992558>"see this hat? It mffff-"ftfy
>>24992535"Kharn had a literal trophy wall for her hundreds of one-night stands. It is absolutely impossible for me to look bad in comparison.And even it it were, if that's wrong, I wouldn't want to be right.Also the living room is the size of my old apartment and I'm going to go crazy in there alone. Well... crazier."
>>24992526>>24992535[x] I-I-It obviously doesn`t mean th-that we are d-d-d-dating or anything! We just have to keep an eye on her in case Jyubey makes another move. Mixed signals are a go.
>>24992535"You DO know who the last warmaster was, right? I'd hope you hadn't managed to miss that given our recent adventure."
>>24992535"I wear the hat. I make the rules. If the asscat wants to contest this, I'll ignore it. If anyone else wants to contest this, I'll shoot them for treason."Smirk and eye the drawing of totally-not-Kharn "And besides, it's hardly that unusual with the precedent our previous Warmaster set."
We really should probably come up with a title for her.Head Maid?>>24992567Say other stuff first, THEN this.
>>24992598I think assistant to the warmaster is fine.
>>24992535Pretty much as everyone before me has, with added "Someone like you. Quantify." Bluntly point out that she's done more for you than any girl in the Ninth.
>>24992535"I'm pretty sure that, being my aide, I'm going to be seen with you regardless, for what little it matters. Also, please drop the sempai, call me Chiaki instead."
>>24992535"wouldn't it be better if the warmaster personally, kept an eye on 'someone like you'?""besides, I'm warmaster, I. Do. Not. Give. A. Shit."would it make her feel better if we call her our assistant in public?
Yes, it is against the rules, so let's stop this trian of thought now.
>>24992535[x]"..I'm sure there's no rule against Warmasters having roommates." Motion towards the sketchbook. "Or whatever the previous Warmaster called everyone who went in and out of the revolving door of her living space. And you're classier and better for my image than any of them, anyway."
>>24992598Kyouko's our Equerry, right? Since Midori's handling the administrative side of things, I vote for calling her our Secretariat, or something along those lines.
>>24992564It's also been like two days in-game since we got back from Russia.
>>24992535"...You're my assistant, and probably the person I trust most in the world. I'd feel better with you closeby, where I can make sure nothing happens to you. ...Besides, I owe you for...for a few things. ...I'd better not see this turn into a Miracle Midori plotline."
>>24992628Kyouko is aide. Our PR face and guided missile.Sayaka is Equerry. Our Devils Advocate and straight man (god that phrase is inappropriate on so many levels).Midori is Midori. Assistant, secretary, Lifesaver.
>>24992628I like Secretariat. Or maybe Warmaster's Secretariat to distinguish her from Mami, who is QB's Secretariat.
>>24992579I just had to save this gif and name it "Spaghetti intensifies".
>>24992628How about Paperweight?
>I like Secretariat. Or maybe Warmaster's Secretariat to distinguish her from Mami, who is QB's Secretariat.Personal Assistant.
>>24992650Assistant, secretary, lifesaver, bedwarmer, wife
Fuck it. let's just make a rank called Midori. Then we don't have to worry about titles.
>>24992613Fuck no, calling us sempai is adorable and I'll be sad when it stops.
>>24992671I can get behind this.
>Assistant, secretary, lifesaver, bedwarmer, pinky-bait, corpse-stuffed-in-fridge
>>24992671Eh, this works.
Am I the only one who thinks this is a bad idea or at least clear the misunderstanding about the boxed lunch? Mixed signals will be bad if iori meets Midori again
>>24992650Assistant, secretary, lifesaver, watermelon
>>24992671>>24992683>>24992694It'll be like James Bond. When one dies or retires a new agent assumes the name and rank.
>>24992698If Iori meets midori again, she's going to be more concerned with screaming bloody murder at the MG who helped otaku thugs try and rape her.
>>24992698We'll be talking to Iori about ending what mixed signals there are between her and Chiaki, which would leave the playing field for Pinky and Midori alone.
>>24992698But we're going to tell Iori we don't feel that way about her later today.
>>24992701Well she is pink on the inside....
>>24992671Brilliant.Except then her title on the roster would be Midori Midori.
>Everyones`s faces when Midori suddenly dumps Chiaki because things in their relationship are progressing to fast for her.
>>24992698Eh. Not really.The plan is to get Iori out before everything goes terribly wrong for her. Broccoli head is already in the same boat as us (all about the SS Meguca, destination Suffering), and figuratively fucked, so it's not as big a deal if we... turn things literal.
>>24992706Which is why we won't have Midori with us on that meet.
>>24992698We're cutting down that particular rampant growth later. Then it's Midori path all the way to the finish line.
>>24992718>Midori Midori.Guess what that means in moonspeak?[spoilers]Green Green[/spoilers]
>>24992739ALL GLORY TO THE RUMOUR MILL
>>24992654Warmaster's Secretariat. I like it.Or >>24992671For the sake of subtly messing with the office and getting her official job title to be Green Green
>>24992739>>24992718This is the best plan ever.
>>24992739That was actually my point.Though in retrospect, the potential for hilarity might outweigh the downsides, and it *is* in character.
>>24992654Pitching my vote for this
>>24992752Rumour mill, Rumour Mill; turn, turn, turn tell us the lesson for Homu to learn.
>>24992806There you go.
>>24992826Oh shit. Pinky is geting jealous.
>>24992826It-.. It speaks the truth!
>>24992833Pinky can come too.ALL HAIL WATERMELON END
Probably too late at this point. "I make the rules and I don't care what others think, so neither should you. "Grab the hat and bento and leave without letting her argue.
>>24992720It'd be both realistic, and in this case hilarious.
>>24992887And then everything has ended up perfectly pink end, hasn't it?
>>24992906Yep. In that turn of events we drink ourselves to death and spend eternity with Pinky.
>>24992721I love how everyone wants to get Iori to go away "for her own good", meanwhile we're basically crushing Midori against our chest and leading noir conventions or just getting Pinky mad enough meaning there's still a fair chance we'll get Midori killed.
>>24992923I honestly expect a point to come where Pinky has disabled our shield while Midory and Mami are hanging over vats of acid and she cackles while goading us to choose which one to save.
>>24992923This Puella Magica Madoka.Magical Girl = bad end.It's fine to do Magical Girls, because they're already doomed.Iori still has a chance to survive.
>>24992945And then we declare that her choices can't phase us, because we are going to save Pinky herself.
>>24992945Shhh! Don't give Decu ideas!
>>24992887>>24992906>>24992915Quite frankly, I kind of expect it to happen. I mean, she is crushing on someone who is some sort of badass magical girl that she made up in her mind. She said it herself, remember? She wanted some sort of contrast for her vulnerable lead self-insert.Since Chiaki is nothing like the iconified MurderMayumi version she made up, it would not be unexpected to be disappointed with the truth about person she is based on.
>>24993014But she's already seen what Chiaki is really like and still likes her, besides, with the way things have been going on our first day as warmaster we're slowly turning on to the idealised version.
>>24993027You sure midori didn't have a hand in making this hat?
>>24992549 >>24992551 >>24992558 >>24992638You take a bite out of the Waifu Special - you have to admit, for a gag sort of packed lunch, it does taste good - before replying that yes, she's correct. You are the Warmaster. The hat - which is safely at the other side of the room, dumped unceremoniously on one of the chairs there - proves it. That means what you say goes, that means you make the rules. She's worried that you'll make yourself look bad to the other Magical Girls? For fuck's sake, your predecessor's Valnikov Kharn. Getting a roommate barely even qualifies when you consider the precedent that Kharn set."I...I know that, sempai, but--" Midori tries to start, wringing a bit of the bedcovers with her hands, but you shake your head again and cut her off there. You want her to live with you. she's one of the few people you trust most in this world. You'd feel better, really, with her close by, where you can keep an eye out for her and make sure Jyuubey doesn't try anything else. Besides, you owe her for a few things, things that you may never be able to repay but you'll do your best to try. It's here that she starts to tear up. Her eyes, wide and uncertain, suddenly glistens as she starts to pull in short, quivering breaths. You blink at this, before putting the nearly-finished lunch away as Midori starts to cry. Burying her face in her hands.. . .Yeah, okay. You're not good with this sort of thing. Maybe you shouldn't have hit her--"N-no! No, it's not that, sempai! I..." Midori manages to say between sobs. "I'm...I'm just happy that you're okay...!" She sniffles a bit, before wiping her now-reddened eyes on her gown's sleeve. "B-but, please, you don't have to think you owe me a-anything, sempai, I just didn't want you to disappear from us like that!" She sobs again, but forces herself to look up at you. "R-really, I'll be okay in the quarters..."[1/2]
>>24993014She already has been horribly disappointed in us in Siberia, when we gave her the talk about the Full Murderface Experience and told her she needed to get to know us properly before thinking it was at all a good idea to be in a relationship with us.That she's put up with out abrasiveness, our going fucknuts-crazy on her with Kirika's sword, subsequently forgetting everything about her, and then even after all that unhesitatingly thrown herself into a witch's barrier on her own to save us from our own fucked-up psychoses, and is STILL interested in us, I'd say she knows us pretty well by now.
>>24993047You narrow your eyes at that, before shaking your head again. Taking a handful of tissues from the box by her bedside, and pressing them into her hands. She's not listening, is she? It's not just because of that, anyway. You trust her, and you want to keep her safe. Because it's personal, yes - and important. You're being selfish here, at the moment, and the least she could do is let you do it."Sempai..." Midori's lower lip quivers, before breaking into tears again. This time reaching over and hugging you, crying into your shoulder. Apparently unable to help herself.You blink at this, and...well, find yourself unable to figure out where to put your hands. You settle for awkwardly patting her on the back while she cried it out. Yes. This is...good. You just hope no one would suddenly burst in on you like this--"HEY, MIDORIN!" Kyoko all but crashes into the scene, holding what appears to be a box of donuts. "GOT YER DONUTS RIGHT HERE, ALL FRESH BAKED FROM THAT PLACE WITH THE MUSTACHE DUDE! I GOT STRAWBERRY FILLED, WATERMELON DELIGHT, HONEY-GLAZED, BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE--"She stops in mid-yell as she surveys the scene in front of her. Namely, you and Midori trapped in an embrace, with the empty Waifu Special loud and proud on the bedstand.. . ."Oh, hey, Murderface," The Eversor greets you, her voice nonchalant, except for the BIGGEST SHIT-EATING GRIN on her face. And you hoped that this time she'd miss it. "What's goin' on? Did I interrupt somethin' or what?"For fuck's sake.How do you react?
>>24993014I am also a bit worried that all of this things may inspire or exacerbate the clinginess or jealousy that Midori may have, as it might have been hinted at from Midori's reactions to Mami's interactions with Chiaki. We want her to integrate with the Officio and pull her out of her shell as well. Not sure if inviting her to live in the apartment so quickly is a good idea.
>>24993057"...We shall never speak of this again."
>>24993027Changes in your own feelings don`t come suddenly. Especially when love dies. It doesn`t hit you over the head with a baseball bat. It is a slow decline, you start to see more and more things about the person that didn`t bother you in the past or that you even liked, that turn into something that irritates you with no end. Its starts with the little things, then you get colder without yourself noticing, then come the doubts. And lastly you realize that there isn`t any love left for that person before you, even if you remember it to burn brightly and hot like a pure flame in the past.
>>24993057blow out her kneecap
>>24993057>GOT STRAWBERRY FILLED, WATERMELON DELIGHT, HONEY-GLAZED, BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE--"I see what you did there Decu, but where is the Murderface themed doughnut?
>>24993057>WATERMELON DELIGHTHelp me Kyoko I don't know what to do I try to do nice things and people start crying how do I make girls stop crying I'm no good with this.
>>24993057Well that depends on how much you want to be posted to the absolute worst job I can find.And trust me, I can find some truly terrible ones
>>24993057>How do you react?If you tell anyone about this I'll kill you. And Sayaka. And your turtle.
>>24993057"What's that, Aide? You want the official uniform of your position to be changed to a butler's suit?"
>>24993092>>24993100One of these two or a combination.
>>24993057>STRAWBERRY FILLED, WATERMELON DELIGHT, HONEY-GLAZED, BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE--"DECU!!!
>>24993057[x]Timestop. Walk over, give Kyouko a giant fucking wedgie, go back to hugging Midori, deactivate timestop.
>>24993057[x] Grab the first thing in your vicinity and throw it at Kyouko.
>>24993156That would be Midori.
>>24993108Hat's really on this thread. Voting for his suggestion again.
>>24993156that would be Waifu special bento box
>>24993057I have pictures of your rape attempt.Your move.
>>24993156Throw Midori at Kyouko? That's not going to help!
>>24993057Fukken Kyoukos, I swear.
>>24993100Voting for this. Murderface spaghetti.Murderghetti
>>24993169Oh god thisWe must do this
>>24993151Agreed. Plus:>If you talk about this, I will print photos from the lift and spread them through entire HQ.
>>24993151Actually, this might work. We can chat with Pinky and cool down from EMOTIONS and shit.Moidahfayce is probably getting a bit stressed out at this point.
>>24993057"No, you're not. You saw me talking with Midori about her upcoming mission. Nothing else. Is that clear?"
>>24993057"Just making sure the person who saved my live was doing alright" Stand up, place cap on head and make an exit.
>>24993057"It would be such a shame if something happened to your other eye and you NEVER SAW ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.I mean, I would give Sayaka all the time off she needed to take care of you, but... that would just be awful, wouldn't it?"
>>24993057"I swear I will stick you with a bayonet and fire you off the end of my rifle."
>>24993100I like this. Also we should casually try to hide the waifu special from Kyouko and fail miserably.
"Hey Midori, do you want to see my experiments with science?"
>>24993151I support this plan.Particularly because it means we'll get to see the look on Pinky's face.
>People want to react violently to Kyoko shenanigansReally?
>>24993249What's a few bullets between friends? (I remember one of the early thread options implying that Kyouko set us on fire at one point)
>>24993227It would be amusing but I doubt we will
>>24993249It's just what you do with bros.
>>24993249Bah. I still say we jokingly threaten to blackmail her with the butler suit picture. Or the lift picture. Possibly both.
>>24993263>(I remember one of the early thread options implying that Kyouko set us on fire at one point)I had forgotten about that. I wonder if it will come up in a flashback episode?
>>24993057>Kyoko switches to MAXIMUM OVERTROLL>Welcomes us to the couples club>Recommends romantic hangouts>We try to kill her with our hate
>>24993308>Implying that switch wasn't jammed on a long time ago
>>24993308Counter-troll: Do a double-date. Bring the Hat.
>>24993308>Kyoko switches to MAXIMUM OVERTROLLAlright, Nicehatguy, heed my call.We are in need of another edit.Shall you deliver us?
>>24993376I'll get right on it.
>>24993057Put our hat back on.Show here the elevator pictures.Deadpan look..
>>24993263In the second thread Kyouko said she would fucking kill Chiaki if she didn't shut up about her relationship with Sayaka.
>>24993411>Implying she was serious
>>24993411I think that's because they were having a little lover's spat with each other at the time, so she was cranky.That said no-one's characterisation was quite down solidly in the first couple threads anyway.
>>24993454No implying. She was serious.
>>24993057Faster pussy cat kill kill.Take that any way you want.
>>24993466>Implying she would kill Murderface
>>24993466>Take that any way you want.Would she even have a relistic chance to do that?
>>24993473Excuse me? What are you? Raping?
>>24993411Theres been abit of a tonal shift since the earliest threads. I'm not too sure how to take those events, now.
>>24993499Kyouko was cranky because she was fighting with SayakaAnd protective because they still aren't openly a couple
>>24993499Chiaki back then was kind of an asshole. She's getting better now. So people treat us better.Also>>24993511
>>24993499I figure Murderface wasn't as close (though they've seemed pretty friendly in flashbacks and when Kyouko talks about the past) and combined with Kyouko being testy regarding their relationship she was just a bit of an asshole that night.
>>24993100You struggle to clamp down on the reflex instinct of...of, well, throwing down some cooked grenades while diving through the window. Or shooting something and booking it out of there. It's...you're not equipped to deal with this sort of thing, especially when people are looking. ESPECIALLY when you can't just shoot the people looking.You manage, instead, to look at Kyoko with something approaching desperation, and silently ask her for help. You were just trying to do something nice, and look what happened! This is why you don't do nice things, most of the time.Kyoko blinks at you, her smile disappearing, before it re-engages, managing to be wider than ever before - and she flashes you a thumbs-up as she walks over. "There, there, Midorin. I'll protect ya from the evil, rapey Warmaster. She's not gonna make you cry any more. I'll kick her ass if she does." ...Evil? Rapey? Hold on one fucking second here...! Can Kyoko just show you were the fuck it says on your forehead, probably tattooed or something like that, "Kharn 2.0"? Because you're pretty sure it's not there!Kyoko gives you another grin, before shaking her head and pressing an index finger on her lips to shush you. She pries Midori's arms away from your waist, and then shoos you to one side as she takes your place. Patting and comforting the still-crying girl, hushing her, making her calm down....Well, at least Midori's stopped crying. Whatever Kyoko's doing is working."Yeah, yeah. It's okay, Midorin. You can show me where Murderface touched you in a bad way, later."You murmur Kyoko's name with as much threat as you can muster - which is admittedly not much, considering the circumstances. The Eversor's grin grows wider, before she cants her head towards the door. "Ya got that meeting to go to later, right? Don'cha need to get ready for that?"Meeting? But you only have the one with--Kyoko's one eye goes wide, her smile vanishing.Oh. OH. Yes. Right.[1/2]
>>24993530...Yeah, you do need to get ready for that. You thank her for reminding you. You walk over to the other side of the room and pick up your hat, patting it free of imaginary dust."Oh, sempai has a meeting?" Midori finally manages to speak without her voice quivering. "I...I'm sorry about the hysterics, sempai. I just...well..." She smiles at you just as she lets go of Kyoko. "I...just...I didn't--"You shake your head. Nothing more needs to be said, and you're not taking no for an answer....Well, there's probably the thing of her having to wait back at the apartment for you until you get back, but you won't be long, really. Kyoko can keep her company there, while they talk about the mission."Al...alright." Midori nods, managing to work up a smile. "Thank you, sempai. This...this really means a lot.""Oh, cool! I get to see Murderface's apartment, hahaha!" Kyoko cheers as you walk over to the donut box that Kyoko had left on one of the chairs, popping it open. "Oh, go ahead and take one, Murderface! You haven't had breakfast yet, have ya? Or lunch?"You had a bit of the...er...boxed lunch you shared with Midori. But a donut won't be too bad, you figure.You reach for one, before blinking and looking at Midori. ...Donuts? She wanted donuts for lunch?"...I kind of missed them, that's all, sempai." Midori murmurs, blushing again. "I mean, after Siberia and everything."Huh. Well. Okay. You'll keep it in mind. You turn to Kyoko, and tell her to get Midori discharged after you leave, and for her to take the Callidus to your apartment. You toss her the keycard to the apartment itself, which she catches easily."Yeah, count on me! I gotta share the dossier with her anyway, this is a good chance to," Kyoko grins.You just hope that when the mission starts, Kyoko won't set Midori on fire as a diversionary tactic.[2/3]
>>24993538"What? You're still sore about that? It worked, didn't it?" You glare at her, frowning, before she capitulates. "Right, right. Friends don't set friends on fire. I gotcha."You finally nod, and then make to leave, the donut in your hands. Both Kyoko and Midori bidding you goodbye.The moment you bite into the donut - you didn't really look when you grabbed it - you realize you've taken the Honey-Glazed one....Well. You wanted another flavor, but this is okay too, you suppose.Where do you go now?Head directly to Iori's meeting place. (Timeskip)Check up on Sayaka.
>>24993545Little bit cheeky today, Decu. I like it.[x] Check up on Sayaka.
>>24993545[x] PINKYTime to stave off disaster.
Check up on Sayaka
>>24993545SayakaLet's go see Mickey Blueberry and see what we are doing to piss her off today
>>24993545[x] Summon Pinky, share donut.
>>24993545>Head directly to Iori's meeting place. (Timeskip)
>>24993555Can we has Pinky screentime, now?
>>24993545[X]Head directly to Iori's meeting place. (Timeskip)No reason to smother Sayaka this early.
>>24993545[x] Timestop at the cofeee place and have coffee with Pinky
>>24993545[x] Check up on Sayaka.As Equerry, we need to delegate to her getting an observation team together to scope out the off-shore oil rig we're going to be hitting. Also get a list of names of active Meguca's we can call on as an additional reinforcement team for the bodyguard job in case something goes straight to shit.
>>24993530>"There, there, Midorin. I'll protect ya from the evil, rapey Warmaster. She's not gonna make you cry any more. I'll kick her ass if she does."Damn you Decu my sides.
>>24993545>>24993555Pinky pls.Poor eldritch horror must be crying now.
>>24993545Go see Sayaka. See if she has heard anything about a prophet.
>>24993545> Time stop! Pinky time.Captcha: yeesnat veryWhat are you trying to tell me captcha?
Guys. Guys we checked up on Pinky on the plane. It has been like, what, a day or two at MOST since we saw her last.Though she probably is missing us already.
>>24993545>Head directly to Iori's meeting place. (Timeskip)Sayaka can take care of herself.
>>24993631She'll probably appreciate the effort of a chat, though.
>>24993631That and it may be better to let her calm down for a while.
>>24993631Imagine how she must be feeling after watching all the ChiakixMidori.
>>24993545[x] Timestop, and go find MamiSee if Pinky has found out more about the Prophet.Also don't smother Sayaka, and Mami seems to do deployments and assignments, so she's the person to see about getting a recon team on-site for the smash-and-grab and getting any reinforcements.
>>24993651shit screwed up the transparency. Will delete the previous post and clean that up.
>>24993663This should be fixed, I hope.
We need to ask about the turtle, the gun blade, and if the golden lance Kyoto is carrying
>>24993684I love youI'll even waive the no homo.
>>24993545Let's not micromanage Sayaka. We can meet the new recruits some other time. Let's get Iori done with and maybe have a quick chat with Pinky before the world spontaneously explodes.
>>24993545[x] One in the pink
>>24993545>[x]Head directly to Iori's meeting place. (Timeskip)We don't really have any reason to bother sayaka at the moment. Strategies can be discussed tomorrow.
>>24993712Mmm, changing my mind. Yeah, we shouldn't breathe over Sayaka's shoulder. Apparently checking with Pinky is suddenly an option, and it might be nice to see if there's anything else we can dig up on the Prophet.
>>24993545[x] STOP Pinky time
>>24993545Guy from >>24993593changing to >>24993649
>>24993757While I'm on-board with checking on Pinky, this should be done later because if we go right now, we'll get a clawed fist through our chest for our troubles.Let the lady calm down first, guys.
>>24993774What, and not make people reap the whirlwind of their choices?Besides, isn't it entertaining?
>>24993797>Besides, isn't it entertaining?No.
>>24993814It will be soon enough.
Alright, pausing for now again! Next thread will be tomorrow!Another writeup incoming, and then questions answered! Thanks for the participation yet again, and feedback is always appreciated!
>>24993545Changing my vote >>24993728To >[x]lets start our search for the prophet. Go to the office and get a list of magical girls which show precognition
>>24993858Deculture, what books would you recommend if I want to become as good at writing as you?
>>24993858How many hours have passed since we came from Siberia?
>>24993814Funny, I could have sworn that the people making Chiaki spill spaghetti all over the place would have been the type that would find entertainment in characters falling all over themselves like in a Three Stooges skit regardless of the consequences.
This wasn’t really what I had in mind when I asked Kong to show me around Mitakihara, though it was probably what I should have expected from her – a tiny shack of a bar with no sign or anything, save for a patch of neon in the window that glowed in the fading light of the early evening. The kind smoke damn near poured out of when you opened the door, that reeked of liquor and broken dreams even from outside. It was…cramped. You could call it cozy, I guess.There were a few people there aside from us, old men slumped over their drinks. Not crying. Old men wrung out of tears, probably. …Bartender was just the opposite, though, a tall, black man with an afro. He had a scowl that I bet he was born with, and one that I figured he’d probably die with, someday. An ageless sort of man. …A shitty dive bar in a shitty part of a foreign country. I wondered aloud how Kong knew I was looking to get raped. She snorted, and the bartender’s scowl turned on me. Ordered some whiskey, and Kong did the same. …I was seventeen then, and she was younger than me, but the bartender – Charles, I found out later – didn’t ask. Didn’t seem to care. Just offered a gruff, professional courtesy to anyone who needed a drink.…I hoped my yakuza rape-baby at least came out with a sweet dragon tattoo. Kong forced back a laugh and elbowed me hard, almost enough to send me off the bar stool.“You really like to bitch, don’t you.”---(1/7)
>>24993879*Book for reading I mean.
Pink Time. Talk face to face. Suggest lunch to her.
>>24993886Wasn’t sure when it became a contest, but after a couple of drinks, we were each eying how much the other was having, and it became a sort of measured contest to stay ahead. Not chugging them – we weren’t fucking college kids, or middle-aged office workers. She’d take a sip. I’d take a bigger sip. She’d match it, then slam the rest down, and I’d follow suit. …The atmosphere really warmed up once you were a little buzzed. It was comfy. And once you learned to speak Charles a little bit, he was an alright guy. According to Kong, he didn’t ask about the people here because he knew anyone coming into a bar like this was having a rough-ass time already. Great guy.“What happened to your stupid braids.” When Kong asked a question, it was always a demand. …Told her I wanted to look nice to go to her shitty dive bar. Proper fucking member of the Eighth. Diplomacy. Same reason I came in my nice dress. Nice jacket. Nice boots.“You look like a skank.” …It was a cheongsam, dammit. It was a gift. Christ. Even magical girls could dress up once in a while.…She was staring at my face.(2/7)
>>24993858>Next thread will be tomorrow!I, for one, welcome our new robotic Deculture.
>>24993894…Fucking stop it.“…You should tie it back.” …What? “Your hair. …Put it in...” When Kong started to mumble, I realized something.She was drunker than I was. Probably shouldn’t have been surprised – she was smaller than me. Probably hadn’t started drinking until recently either; didn’t have to deal with rednecks every day at the Ninth. …A responsible person probably would have cut her off, but fuck it. Liver damage wasn’t a big deal for us anymore. Wouldn’t be the first time either of us made asses of ourselves in public, either. …Still had people in the Ninth calling me Vomit-tan after last time.…Guess the less roundabout way of saying it…I grabbed the bottle of Kong on the counter and finished it off right there. Fuck it. Kong started to laugh, and in spite of myself, I did, too.---(3/7)
>>24993907She put my hair up in ponyails. Dunno why but she thinks its really cute and when she smiles I feel a little less stupid about it. theyre fluffy and I look like someone from annies stupid animus. She keeps playing with em and its kind of pissing me off but her face gets really close every time and her breath smells like cigaretes and whisky. theres a little whiskey on her chin this time. charls wont give us any more but fuck him.The next time she leans in I lick it off because iw ill tell you when I am done fucking drinking charlsand then we kissed. Didnt really mean to but i wanted a cigarette. her lips were really soft, and she froze right away but i didnt. I pulled her in and she kind of fell off the bar stool and onto me, but shes so tiny its not like it was hard to hold onto her.homushe made that cute noise again when we stopped, then her arms were around my neck and she pushed me off the bar stool and we just stayed on the floor for a while just like that,until charls kicked us out because hes an assholei love you murderface---(4/7)
>>24993918Woke up a lot more naked than I was accustomed to. Underwear was still all in the right place, but...figured I’d be lucky if my cheongsam wasn’t wrecked, wherever the hell it was. ...Even more disturbing was the company. Seemed like we’d made it back to Kong’s apartment in one piece – probably thanks to Miss Tomoe somehow – and we’d...made it back into her bed, too. Both of us. ...Still there. ...Silky black hair was just a few inches from my nose. Kong’s head was buried in my neck....She made that noise again as I tried to sneak away. Had to get a drink and some aspirin, but... ...Mostly I wanted to get breakfast. It took a few minutes to pry her off without waking her up, but it was probably worth it. ...She didn’t need to think I molested her or something.There wasn’t a whole lot in the kitchen. Buttermilk. Flour. Sugar. Baking soda. Eggs. ...She really was into pancakes, so it was pretty obvious what breakfast was going to be. Dug up an apron from one of the cabinets. ‘Tiro Tiro’ on the front. ...Didn’t really suit Kong at all, but it’d do for me. Little frilly, but better than getting batter all over my underwear.Barely got a chance to start before the door opened and someone slipped into the kitchen, clearly trying to be quiet. I glanced back over my shoulder. Took a guess as to who it was, and...(5/7)
>>24993884>implying /tg/ is a hivemindIf you have a problem with the direction of a vote, speak and don't start being all passive agrressive.
>>24993858>Next thread will be tomorrow!Deculture, you are killing me, I have class in like 6 hours and have not slept yet.And yet, this is glorious and I adore you for it. Good show, man, good show.
>>24993926“Cooldown...san? Oh my, I didn’t expect you to be awake. It seems like you two had a rough night together, so...” Miss Tomoe was as sweet as ever. She didn’t miss a beat, didn’t wonder at what I was wearing. Even kept it quiet. ...I told her I woke up a little early and wanted to get breakfast. She was welcome to take over if she wanted-“Hmm. No, it would be rude to barge in, wouldn’t it?” Her ever-present smile widened, and I could feel my face burning hot. ...She pretty much saw right through me. “But...I’m not making any assumptions here, but...if you happened to want to make something Murderface will really enjoy waking up to, I can certainly give you a few tips.”...Yeah. ...Guess I’d...appreciate that.---(6/7)
>>24993933Get up. I nudged Kong’s sleeping form. ...Again. And again. Then I just shook her with my free hand. True to form, she rolled away in an instant, snatching a handgun that was under her pillow away and taking a shot at my head. ...Predictable. It shaved off a couple of hairs, but it wasn’t enough. Told her to stop being retarded.Through bleary eyes she stared at me for a moment, then adjusted her aim. But before she got a chance to squeeze the trigger again, I thrust the plate of honey-and-syrup-drowned pancakes out between us, then sat down on the bed where she’d been sleeping a second before. Like a cautious animal, she leaned in toward the plate, like she was going to sniff it, then grumbled a little as she snatched it away and shoved a hunk of pancake in her mouth....Guess I wasn’t that hungry after all. I was pretty alright with licking the mixture of honey, butter, and syrup off of my knife. ...Told her not to overthink it. Wanted something to eat and there was some batter left over....That’s all.(7/7)
>>24993858Will you be making a long-haired Chiaki Chikuwa?When we go back to a neo-noir tone, will you keep around the romantic comedy choices just so that they end in failure and loss (of good relations, items, limbs)?Will Chiaki, with her new appreciation of water, become some kind of water connoisseur? Comparing the relative merits of water from Iceland to water from an artesian well in France?
>>24993882I'd say it's nearly been two days, something like that!>>24993879Hahaha, I'm a bad example! I read a lot of Black Library books!>>24993944Ahaha, maybe!Hmm, well, I'll be sure to make the choices fit the tone during that section of the quest. Also, maybe!
>>24993918>>24993943Sounds like a healthy fling.>>24993944I just figure Decu's posting as all the anons wanting her to get a haircut so he won't have to bother with a new chikuwa.
>>24993858>that time again!>"I for one welcome our new robotic questlord" edition.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestArchive up.have a nice day!
>>24993986I think someone else actually makes the chikuwas and doesn't really want to make a long-hair one, actually.Because he's a short-hair philistine.
>>24993927I was not implying that /tg/ is a hivemind, just that there are voters who are as I described. And I have voiced my concerns, as have others, but we don't seem to be taken seriously.
>three threads in three daysDecu's on a hardcore endurance test?>>24994019But he did do a Kharn, Midori and Kyouko chikuwa.
>>24993858Midori panty color?
>>24993858> new thread tommorrow!I want off Mister Deculture's Wild Ride
>>24994061Lies.Stop being so tsundere.
>>24994063Like Korone, I guess?
>>24994061The ride never ends.>>24994042All week hardcore
>>24994061The road from the exit just leads to another entrace.
How mad will Fabiola and the maid troupe get when they find out we cut Iori off both ourselves and, with any luck, Garcia too?And about the cutting off part, I can't imagine that happening without industrial quantities of spaghetti.
>>24993918>>Putting a girl's hair up in ponytails for sloppy makeouts. Oh Murderface. Couldn't find a pink tutu?
>>24994195Well, if it involves Garcia, there'd be some commotion there to be sure!
I don't always read the non-Deculture writing in these threads, but I did tonight, and it was worth it.
>>24993918So what are we adding to the mix to have Wendy in the murder harem that we seem to be accruing?
>>24994343I dunno.This shit be new.
>>24994328Thanks! If you get the urge to catch up, archival and I both post the writefaggotry up on our twitters either before or after it goes up in the threads, and decu usually retweets them.>>24994343I wonder, I wonder~
>>24994371I bet the increased readership is due to tits.You know what to do.
>>24994343In a watermelon, you need something to get to both colors.A knife. Wendy.A shame we can't sparkle the salad with some idol spice.
>>24994324Is Charles an Afro samurai reference or a garterbelt reference?I can't figure out which since they are both afro'd slowly black men
>>24994417We need dat Ioruri
>>24994446Not really, no.
>>24994446Idolmaster go homu.
>>24994454Yeah I'm pretty neutral on it too. I'm not saying no to the knife in the watermelon end though.
>>24994467That is a bad metaphor. Baaaaad metaphor.
>>24994454Well, you are kinda right. Problem is that she needs us.I wonder if Kharn tasted idols during her career.
I'll just leave this here for those that don't have/rarely check TwitterArchivalfag @archivalfagFugh. Got up just a bit too late to post in the thread. Updated the old link with the full version of chapter 5. http://pastebin.com/cY64ryR9
>>24994496Sayaka confirmed this, saying we should stop stringing Iori along, and added that she didn't care who we fucked around with so long as it wasn't a normal because that's just asking for trouble.
>>24994343I would be down with this. It'd be nice if Chiaki had a harem member who could get her back on the track of cigarettes, booze, and destruction.
>>24994526What if she's the one stringing herself to us?What if, after a thorough explanation of who we are, what we are, what do we do and what happens to the people around us and a stern DO NOT PURSUE, she still decides to pursue?>>24994588No! That's what made people hostile around her. Worse, it made Mami dissapointed.We are doing well making Chiaki drink water. Now we need to make her stop smoking.
>>24994499Why seventeenth got so superior incubator?
>>24994506(I am Not!Archival) He said in the last thread it SHOULD resume late-summer.
>>24994623>Now we need to make her stop smoking.Maybe just cut down, instead of stopping completely. Not like it would affect our life expectancy any, considering our undead status.
>>24994623Actually people were hostile because Murderface was an outright cuntMami was disappointed about us drinking and smoking so much so we can fix that but even Kyouko used to drink with us so it wasn't that we drank that was a problem but how much we drank