"The universe hangs by such a delicate thread of coincidences that it would be useless to meddle with it, unless, you know, you just don't give a fuck."------------------------------------------------------------>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/--------------------------------------------------------------------"That's okay. it's better than having them locked up in a cell."She motions for the nurse to put them onto the two, Alice, hesitant at first, agrees after you give her a reassuring nod."Ma'am, if I may ask one last thing, will they be required to stay at our house, or will it be okay to let them out once in a while?" you ask her."They shall be cleared to go out as far as the town, but only with supervision.""Thank you ma'am"After some final words with River Song, her asking you to bring Rafale and Alice back in the morning for tests in the TARDIS, you are cleared by the Director to take them home.taking the unconscious boy in your arms, Alice holding onto your sleeve, you ans Susan port home.----------------------------------------------Back at the house, you deposit the larger Aliceand your son in one of the remaining spare bedrooms and bid them goodnight after your daughter insists on staying with him.'Do we tell the girls?' Susan asks as you walk into the master's bedroom.You look at those sleeping quietly on the huge bed and shake your head.'We'll tell them tomorrow. Tonight we rest. I.. I think we may need it for things to come.'
You got up early that morning, the sand beneath you, shifting as you got up.Last night's... events would have prompted anyone else to sleep-in the whole day after, but after you got back down here, you were unable to even sleep.instead, you just spent that time under the projected stars wondering just what the heck was going on.Unaffected by the lack of sleep [you've been through worse], you head up to the house to prepare for what you know will be a long day.WAT DO?[ ]Check on kids[ ]Check on girls[ ]breakfastChoose only one.
>>24983648Breakfast. The smell of food will attract everyone, therefore rendering the former two options accomplished as well.
>>24983580I don't follow this quest, but I must ask Is that James from Pokemon as a butler?
>>24983706Deciding that the best thing to settle your nerves right now would be the relaxing task of cooking, you head into the kitchen to ready breakfast.With your family growing again, your stock of real food would need to be adjusted and expanded upon.Making a note to go out for supplies later, you continued to make breakfast.As the bacon sizzled in the pan, and buns got nice and brown in the oven, you think about everything that's happened last night.'sooo... Kyon's mad, possibly even madder... Madderest? We should talk things out sometime...'You get on the eggs.'I need to talk to the kids... no wait, since they're about my age, thinking of them as 'the kids' isnt quite right huh? Anyway, I need to talk to those two... But I somehow need to avoid spoilers. Damn this will be hard.''I should thank the Director for her assistance, maybe a nice basket of cookies?'As you squeezed some orange, and put some coffee on, she walks in.ROLLEM1-33 small ALICE34-66 big ALICE67-100 roller's choice[TAKING THE 2nd roll]>>24983749that's Hayate Ayasaki, from Hayate the combat butler.
>>24984007Rollan for Both Alices
Rolled 97>>24984029Both Alices. Goddamnit why do I suck at rolling
Rolled 56>>24984007Um...my choice is...if it's of the two Alices, then big, but if it's any woman in the house than...Mio, I guess. Because why the fuck not.
Rolled 69>>24984007Big Alice carrying Little Alice
>>24984060Looks like its the older Alice. Gotta remember SPOILERS and that the two of the kids will need to stay out of sight until everyone's been informed. Maybe we should put Temporal Bowlers on both them and the smaller Alice to show that they're time travelers.
>>24984060"Papa, goo-mornin." The larger/older of the two Alices walks in."Good morning Alice, care for something to drink?""Yes please, some OJ. Thank you."You hand her her glass and get back to cooking.Silence. Heavy, awkward silence.You know she's trying to find something to say, but being a time-traveler, and well versed in the way of spoilers, she's unsure of what to say.You in turn, try and find something to talk about that won't lead to a temporal round-about.[ ]How'd you sleep?[ ]How's Rafale?[ ]Errr... Choco cornet?[ ]OTHER
>>24984236How is Rafale? I hope the moonlight didn't affect him too badly, the first time I took some the hallucinations were terrible
>>24984236[x]How'd you sleep?Let's stick to things that have happened since they got here for now.
Rolled 45>>24984236Offer food, then ask about Rafale, then ask how she slept.If I've learned anything from reading this thread, it's that if you give us multiple options, we're most likely gonna try and take them all.
>>24984236[x] How's Rafale?[x]OTHER"You probably remember this already, but your younger self is already here. Have you met yet?"
>>24984236[x] How's Rafale?
>>24984267>>24984361"soooo... uhhh.. How's Rafale?" you ask, balancing on the edge of the line that was SPOILERS."He's good Papa. Still in bed, but he's healed. Thank you.""It's nothing.""No really, THANK YOU. We could be incarcerated right now if it wasnt for you.""Like I'd let them do that to my kids."Ice now broken, the two of you continue talking about mundane things like food and such, as you served up breakfast.-----------------------------------------------Rafale wakes up in an unfamiliar bed, he clearly remembers his sister holding his hand through the night, but as he looks down to his left, she's not there.He gets up quietly, ignoring the absence of his Device for now, and walks out into the somewhat familiar hallway.'I... This is his place? We're back?" he thinks as he walks aimlessly looking for Alice.A door opens, and the person he was looking for walks out.But something was wrong... She was smaller."Hello?" The small girl looks up at the teen."What?"**ROLLEM**taking the 3rd
Rolled 7>>24984582Oh boy.
Rolled 38>>24984582This will end in failure.
Rolled 92>>24984582Hello, who are you?
>>24984601Are you lookout with a new name?
>>24984644No, if he was Lookout, he would have been third with that roll.As it is, it's mediocre, not terrible.
So we can't tie Rafale up, or have Lo tie him up in licorice rope, until we know he's dangerous.Will he try to attack us, he hasn't seen Perrine yet?Worse yet, will he still try to attack us and Perrine interposes herself, putting herself and this timeline's Rafale at risk?
>>24984713Well it is certainly more likely now that you've given him the idea
>>24984604"Alice... Change out of your pajamas before you head out." Perrinne walks out after the girl that spent the night in her room."..." Rafale looks at the girl in glasses"..." Perrinne looks at the blonde lad."..." Alice looks between the two, confused."Who are you!?" Perrine asks, trying to cover her body, clothed only in a conservative nighty."...mom?" He asks, confused."...?" Alice, the most confused of all, watches on wordlessly.------------------------------------------"Who are you!?" you hear Perrinne shout near the bedrooms.WAT DO?[ ]To the rescue[ ]ignore[ ]Other
>>24984737You think he hasn't been chomping at the bit to do something similar ever since the incident with Trude?Which reminds me, we need to ask the girls when she's moving in; I doubt she could have held out for long under a concentrated attack from Erica and Mio using Alice as support.
>>24984807[x] To the rescueEVERYONE SHUT UP NO TALKING ALLOWED
>>24984807>[ ]OtherMentillate to Perrine and calmly walk towards the bedrooms with Big Alice."Perrine? You met the blonde boy in one of the guest rooms? He's Rafale, he and Alice accidentally came here from the future. Please remember the Temporal Protocols that Mike has taught you in class, and avoid SPOILERS, alright? I'm on my way.""Come on, Alice, seems Rafale is awake."
>>24984906I keep forgetting to turn my dice off
>>24984853Unless we teleport to her (and this sounds like a teleport), mentilating to her will be faster. And teleporting to her in vicinity of Rafale could be troublesome.
>>24984854'Perrinne. It seems you've met our guest?' you mentilate.'Y-yes...' she answers'Time-travel. Spoilers. Just... Just don't talk too much.''He... He called me mom.''He should. He's your son after-all.'"W-wha-?!" you again hear her shout in the hallway.Taking the big Alice's hand, the two of you teleport out to Perrinne.------------------------------------------"Mom? Alice?" Rafale asks again, confused at seeing his mother and 'sister' so... young.[ ]STOP RIGHT THERE[ ]See how it goes
>Anyone else having problems posting?>I get CONNECTION ERROR about 3 times before the post goes through
>>24985183[ ]STOP RIGHT THEREBut, y'know, say it nicer.
>>24985183>OTHER"Son, you should know better than to trouble your mother and sister with SPOILERS."Perrine, I'll explain everything I know so far when we have everyone together. Why don't you get Alice ready for breakfast?"
>>24985209So, you basically want this >>24985253
>>24985198No problems here.
Rolled 90>>24985183STOP. SPOILER ALERT. I must pass out hats.
>>24985183"Rafalle," you all out from behind him, "you should know better than to trouble your mother and sister with SPOILERS."He turns to look at you, surprise evident in his eyes."Perrine, I'll explain everything I know so far when we have everyone together. Why don't you get Alice ready for breakfast?"As Perrinne walks the smaller Alice back into her room, throwing the bigger Alice beside you a confused glance, Rafalle finally says something."You... how? Where am I? Alice?"ANSWER?
>>24985433You're home. Now if you'd like, I can answer any questions you might have since that isn't technically a spoiler. If you need a moment alone with your sister, you need only say so.I also recommend a time-traveler hat, to save on some questions.
>>24985433"Your Device's blind jump seems to have sent you to the past. You're back at the Bureau now, in our house, before you were born. The Director has already looked you two over, and Miss Song and the Doctor want to run some further tests on you to find out how you ended up going back in time. "The Director was persuaded to only put you two under house arrest, instead of inside a security cell, and you'll need to be supervised if you want to leave the house. "You've been issued a Device, so you've been taught the Bureau's Temporal Protocols, right? Avoid talking about information from the future or anything that could adversely affect the timeline."So, do you want breakfast?"
>>24985433"You're home, in the past from your frame of reference. I can answer your questions now, or at breakfast. The Director has confined you two to our house, so please don't try to leave alone. "Remember to avoid spoilers and you should be fine."
>>24985707"You're home, in the past from your frame of reference. I can answer your questions now, or at breakfast. The Director has confined you two to our house, so please don't try to leave alone." You answer, letting Alice run up to him and give him a reassuring hug."Remember to avoid spoilers and you should be fine."He narrows his eyes at you as his sister makes sure he's okay."We're prisoner's then?" he asks as he gently pushes Alice away, embarrassed at how she's making a fuss over him.[ ]In a way, yes[ ]No, you're guests.[ ]OTHER
>>24985798[x]OTHER"No, you're family."
>>24985798[x]OTHER"No, you're family, temporally displaced as you are."
>>24985798We should tell him that the Director wanted to REALLY make them prisoners. Otherwise keep in line with >>24985810 and >>24985831
>>24985810>>24985831"No. Of course not. You're family." you tell the lad that was more or less, your age."and no family of mine will be prisoners if I have any say in it."Alice, seeing how tense Rafale still was, leans in and whispers, "Trust him."----------------------------------------------------------Breakfast, with the family around the table, the obvious subject was of course the pair of guests, joining you."Sooo.... What's going on?" Erica asks, the question echoed silently by the rest of the family.ANSWER?make is as concise as possible
>>24986035Pull out the temporal bowler, plop it on the table.
>>24986035"Rafale and Alice accidentally ended up here in the past. Their arrival was unscheduled, and the Bureau is very touchy about that sort of thing. I convinced the Director to let them stay here instead of inside a security cell. The Doctor and Miss Song are going to try to find out why they appeared here, and how to send them back to the future."
>>24986083>and how to send them back to the future.Just have to get the DeLorean up to 88 MPH, Marty.
>>24986143Yeah, but Doc Brown isn't back yet.We did leave a message on his answering machine, though.
>>24986056I like it.
>>24986056You pull out your temporal bowler [tm] and place it on the table."I can't say much, other than this involves some time shenanigans, some dimensional shenanigans, and a shitload of spoilers."The girls listen as you continue to explain."Rafale and Alice accidentally ended up here in the past. Their arrival was unscheduled, and the Bureau is very touchy about that sort of thing. I convinced the Director to let them stay here instead of inside a security cell. The Doctor and Miss Song are going to try to find out why they appeared here, and how to send them back to the future.""Alice?" Ursula asks looking between the small one and the big one."Yes. This is Alice." "But I'm Alice..." The small one complains with a grumble.DAUGHTER HAS A SAD. WAT DO?
>>24986295"You can be A-tan." Give her a nickname. Bitches love nicknames.
>>24986313Yea, but that nickname will make Susan look at us weird.
>>24986295Alice from the future, you can be Alice-tan. Alice from further in the future can be Alice.
>>24986431Otherwise we get into Alice-1 and Alice-2.
>>24986446I think you mean Alice-1 and Alice-A
>>24986386It works though. We could call her Athena, but that would be weirder.
>>24986470How about "The Fighting Mongooses." That's a cool team name.
>>24986295"You're both Alice, Alice."No matter what nickname we end up choosing, can we all agree to tell Alice that she's still our Alice?
So we have A-tan and Alice, or Alice-1 and Alice-A.Any other ideas?
>>24986313>this leads to more possible shananigans"You can be A-tan" you say as you reach across the table to pat her on the head.She smiles up at you as you did this, that precious smile you wouldn't exchange for anything in this world.Across her, the bigger Alice looks at you expectantly, obviously also wanting a pat on the head.You oblige her and do the same with your free hand."Will that be okay with you two?""Yes, papa!" they answer in stereo."Hayate... before you go into full doting father mode, let me ask, you said Rafale, yes?" Mio asks from the other end of the long table."Yes.""I know that name." She throws a nod at Perrinne before turning back to you, "Don't tell me...?"[ ]yeah.[ ]yeah, he's our son.[ ]I'M A DADDY!
>>24986703>[x] Yes, he's my son.
>>24986703[ ]yeah, he's our son.
>>24986703ME DADDY NOWBtw LG I found the perfect picture for when Susan forces us to wear that maid outfit she made us buy for ourselves that one time.
>>24986742"Yeah he's my son." you answer, noticing Rafalle flinch at the word SON."I see... and we're supposed to look after them?""Yes. Until The Director and the Doctor figure out why they're here and what to do with them."breakfast continues, the girls talking to the bubbly Alice and trying to talk to the silent Rafalle.As you speared a cherry tomato and delivered it to you mouth, Erica mentillates you.'I don't like this.''What? The kids? It'll be fine.''Sure. But have you seen the glares that boy has been throwing you?'[ ]I've noticed[ ]No I haven't
>>24986944OH BOY.Resentment.I hope he's actually a reverse-trap, too.I have totally noticed.
>>24986944>[ ]I've noticed"I'm...not really sure what to do. Maybe he's going through his teenage rebellious years?"
>>24986944>[ ]I've noticed
>>24986941Skirt isn't short enough, needs a garter belt. Needs to be more slutty.
>>24986944[ ]I've noticedPossessing knowledge that our hero does not, I don't think he'll try and kill us yet. His mom is here; even if he does decide to kill us down the line, I'm pretty sure he'd want to know more of what's going on first.
>>24986996Someone better with image editing than me needs to shorten the black skirt closer to the white skirt.
>>24986965>>24986979'I've noticed. Maybe he's just uncomfortable with his new surroundings?''He looks more like he wants to punch your head off.''I'm sure it can't be that. Besides. How bad can it get?''Knowing you, It can get kinda bad...' she answers cryptically.'Okay, I'll try... talking to him. That's fine right?''yeah.'After breakfast, the girls get ready for class, but you yourself are unsure of what to do.The Director told you that those two needed constant supervision, but with classes this morning, you were unsure on just how to accomplish that?[ ]Skip class[ ]take them to class.[ ]leave them with ____________
>>24987096[ ]take them to class.Haha time for shenanigans.
>>24987096>[ ]leave them withRiver Song and The Doctor.They're supposed to get tested this morning, and we can ask that instead of coming out a minute after coming in, they come out a few hours later.
>>24987096I'd like it if we mentalated someone to see what we were covering today to see if it'd be worth skipping or not. It'd have to be a very interesting lesson to make me personally want to not skip out on class, but there's always that chance.
>>24987163The only person who would know that would be The Dude.
>>24987133Are you trying to get us into trouble, or are bad decisions something you're naturally good at?You want to bring SPOILERS into a class? Even after the reaction that Mike had the last time we popped SPOILERS on him?
>>24987133>time shenanigans>messing with time>making the Doctor annoyed
>>24987287>Are you trying to get us into trouble, or are bad decisions something you're naturally good at?I just think it would be entertaining.
>>24987096I think take them to the doctor and river then ask that they pop out after classesThen we sit down and have a chat with our son about things like not stabbing us and leaving himself to grow up without a father again
>>24987383In Shadowrun, do you attack the Knight Errant police station because it would be entertaining?In Pathfinder, do you throw rocks at the ancient wyrm because it would be entertaining?Do you play kender PC's? You sound like the type that would love to play a kender. Chaotic Neutral, and lolsorandumb all the way.
Deciding that this would be the best time as any to take the two to the Doctor to try and sort things out, you take leave of the girls and pop out of the bottle with the two.Walking behind your children [finding it weird to think of them as your children seeing as they are about as old as you are] as they went arm-in-arm towards the medical wing of the Bureau, you wonder just how 'close' those two were.Watching the energetic Alice guide the silent Rafalle through the halls of medical, you decide that it would be best not to pry into the two's business.You found the blue box where it should be, the sign near the door stating "OPEN FOR BUSINESS"Before you even got a chance to knock, the door opens up and the Doctor is there to meet you."What have you gotten yourself into now?!"
>>24987545"Family visiting from the future, or another intersection of timelines? Am I in trouble this time, Doctor?"
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Timey Wimey Ball of StuffNew thread on SATURDAY 2200 4chan time.Manic Sousuke Quest tomorrow at 2200.>sorry to end this thread short>i have to go out for groceries>running out of SPAM
>>24987488Haha wow you seriously need to lighten up. I meant entertaining seeing characters interact with them and Rafale's reactions to stuff being not how he knows it was.But I'm sorry for making a choice you don't like in a /tg/ quest. I can see how that must have hurt you baby but I didn't mean it.
>>24987545I'd just like to point out that we did absolutely nothing to provoke this happening that I can think of
>>24987635How about you stop being a good example of the Internet Fuckwad Theory's corollary?You're ignoring the consequences and all of the shit that would have happened just for momentary entertainment. You ARE exactly the type of player that chooses the stupidest and most dangerous options just because you want to see what happens, and you never consider the consequences of them.
>>24987718Damn man I was assuming that given how Rafale and Alice have clearly been sensible enough to not give spoilers that we could trust them and our teacher (who would presumably have been briefed at least a little on the situation) to be able to handle it. Quit getting mad about quests.
>>24987545I've checked back in the archives, and the Director did say in front of both Hayate and Susan that Susan is from timeline 8-c2. Then she said that Rafale and Alice are from the future of 8-c2 in front of Hayate. So if we remember that, we can put two and two together, and realize that Rafale is actually Susan's son, and that this was a timeline intersection rather than a simple jaunt back in time. Which would probably annoy the Doctor even more than a simple time accident.
>>24987776Susan was also present when Nagato said which timeline Rafale and Alice are from. So she could have picked up on that as well.>>24987599>MSQ at 2200We'd better get Skynet operational, fix the weather control systems, and you mentioned that personifications for energy weapons would be a surprise.