"I hope we all had fun with today's skirmish." The President says cheerfully. "I know I did."You are the commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank; personal name: Black Jack. And dammit, you're having a lot of trouble keeping your mind out of the gutter as Erwin, commander of a StuG III shouts out. "I need a long bath..." The rest of the room agrees and you thank whatever diety is watching over you that Patrick and/or Richard is not in the room to hear this."Later." Anzu says. "Maybe later. First we have club business to attend to." She says, motioning everyone to sit. She takes her place at the head of the group. "We need to practice tomorrow." She say simply, Yuzu handing her an already-opened bag of sweet potato chips. Most of those assembled groan."My ears are still ringing!" Noriko says, wiggling her pinky in her ears for emphasis."My butt still hurts from all those bumps!" Azusa gripes.>Encourage them!>Gripe with them.>Why don't we wait a couple of days?
>>24889966>Offer massageI mean Encouragement. Encouragement.
>>24889966>Encourage them!inb4 they all blame us for their aches and pains
>>24889966Just fyi, Caeser's the Hippo Team captain and goes to the strategy meetings, despite Erwin being the tank commander.>Encourage zem.
>>24889966>>Encourage them!HUZZAH! Time for tonks
>>24889966>Encourage them!Patrick, retrieve my iPod...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gVPkaZykK4
>>24889966>Encourage them!And give them tips to make it easier for them to adjust. Also they must buy hearing and head protection. Blankets and pillows for seats would be good too
>Ask Miho if she's there about how much rest is right.She'd know best about this sort of thing.Though Erwin talking about a shower isn't quite as effect as say Yuzu or Oreo talking about one.
>>24890134But OP, You're The Best wasn't a training montage song. It was played over the montage of the tournament at the climax of the film. So really, it should be used if you do the "lolskippingAnzioandtheirfuckingtankettes" thing.
>That feel when BALLIN OUT OF CONTROL on clan wars and 3 wins in less than 45 minutes.Anyways, offer encouragement (Massages) and a good place for earpro and PPE.
[x] Encourage them! Also give them recs for ear protection and other stuff.
>>24889966[x] Other, Be Pragmatic"Then you need to get ear protection. Really, working without ear protection will guarantee that you'll go deaf before the season's over."
>>24890166MAKE THAT FOUR IN UNDER AN HOUR.
>>24890145Nigga that hat adds a x4 multiplier to her hotness. Even if at base it doesn't have "quite" the effect, with the hat she is Aphrodite in a StuG.
It's not from a training montage, but for some reason this song reminds me of Black Jack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPda29PbLM4
>>24890134nah, just go here for the best http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePrimeCronus?feature=watch
>Still no Eye of the TigerSeriously, you guys would try to make a fighter playlist without Danger Zone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al0WOcP-R5I
>>24890282you missed the first link of >>24890206
>>24890311For some reason that sent me to an entirely different song when I opened it.>ELC and Pz1 Ausf C Soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwBbrngafl0
>>24890239Removal of the hat is also a X6 multiplier.
AS long as we're talking music, obligatory Sabaton is obligatory:http://youtu.be/y5V6sxZ8-eg
>>24889966[x] encourage them!
>>24890393Pretty sure that's the first time it's been linked actually.And Miho is obviously a master of the Rommel school of tankery.
bump. blackjack, where are you?
>>24890599Welcome to GuPQ where you are lucky if you get more than 1 update every hour.
>>24890599I take it this is your first few threads with Blackjack?He posts like a snail. Always. ALWAYS. It takes him somewhere between 30 to 45 minutes to post.
>>24890616If I didn't know better I'd say he was in clan wars with me.
Anzu's losing them- practice was perhaps the most important part of any sport- especially tanking. All the way back to World War II when the Allies began winning against the Germans not because they had better tanks, but because the Germans couldn't train their crews, leading to a loss of morale, tactical discipline and eventually complete defeat.You need to nip this in the bud. "So, you guys are complaining about getting to drive around in armored eath machines firing guns with the destructive power to level a house?" You lean back in your chair. "What a bunch of, well, girls." You say rolling your eyes. "Oh! I don't want to drive my murder-machine around two days in a row! I'm tired and need my beauty sleep!" You say in a nasally approximation of the female voice.You feel, rather than notice the room staring at you through stunned silence. This was either going to work or they were going to murder you and throw the remains overboard before leaving a suicide note in your room."Anzu, if nothing else my crew's going to be out there. Since, you know, we actually care about winning." You say, kicking up your feet on the small table at the center of the group and closing your eyes dismissively.The silence stands for a few more seconds before Noriko finally breaks. "I am dragging my entire team in tomorrow if I have to, just so we'll eventually get a chance rub this smug ass's face in the dirt like Miho did today." Okay, that was a bit personal."Right!" Caesar yells. "If Miho can drop him like that, anyone can!"Erwins leans forward and slams her fist on the table. "The StuG team will attend tomorrow's meeting too!"By now, every girl in the room, save Miho who doesn't need to brag and Anzu, who's watching the entire situation with a smug look on her face. There's a din with the girls reinforcing and feeding on each other. Exactly what you had hoped for.>Look at Anzu. "That's how you motivate a team."
>>24890685>Look at Anzu. "That's how you motivate a team."And also paint a huge target on our rear.
>>24890685Say and do nothing. If there's more to this meeting just let it roll on.
>>24890685"I'd love to see you ladies try."
>>24890685"Good. I'm looking forward to it. Next point, if you would be so kind, Anzu."
>>24890685...uh, why post a choice when it's the only one?
>>24890685>only give one option>ignore any write-insWhy didn't you just double post?
>Look at Anzu. "That's how you motivate a team.">>24890766You'd rather wait twice as long for a post?
>>24890685Keep reclining, give her a nice, hammed up wink.
>>24890796Considering that's what we're doing now?
>>24890685>"Good. I'm looking forward to it. Next point, if you would be so kind, Anzu."
>>24890685>Other. Do NothingLet's see if there's any actual planning we can get done, and see if there's more information forthcoming.
>>24890822imagine an hour and 15 minute post. Not everyone shits out updates like planefag.Also I wasn't expecting the MC to play the asshole card, hopefully whatever resentment that's brewed won't last.
>>24890852>PlanefagWhere did he go, anyway?
>>24890852Actually, that IS an effective way to motivate a team. Make them hate you, as long as they're willing to work together just to show you that you're wrong about them. You won't make friends that way, but you WILL motivate them.
>>24890865Abandoned his people. We still worship and sacrifice in his name, but he has turned his face from us.
>>24890865taking a break from writing swq, he's working on a touhou project right now, hes said that he'll continue swq this summer
>>24890852Yeah I didn't think that "encourage" meant "call them sissies" when i picked it. But I guessed it worked...in a way
>GuPQToday is a good->light tanks galore in WoToh god why
>>24890906Gotta go fast
>>24890906Try getting dumped into tier 10 battles when you're in a Panther II with the joke gun still installed.It's suffering, I tell you.
>>24890906>implying light tanks are bad
>>24890906Rapid Fire Weekend event.
It is a beautiful Sunday morning. The birds are chirping as people get to sleep in over the weekend.And that was about to change dramatically.You sit on the back with your head through the Panzer IV's loader hatch as you listen as Rose gives quiet, calm instruction to Hana in how to aim and fire the gun. Miho's crew had been shuffled around. Saori, after ceding leadership to Miho halfway through yesterdays match was now the radiowoman. Mako was driving and Yukari had agreed to switch to the gunner's position, having had an attack of guilt over shooting and potentially destroying the tanks she loved so much, which left Hana as the gunner."Ideally your commander is giving you range information before you take each shot, but it's good to know how to do it yourself in case she's distracted with another task." Rose says. "See the triangles? You can use those to estimate range as well as how to lead your target..." You know all this already, so you turn to talk to Miho. "So you decorate the inside of your tank with throw pillows?"She nods and laughs. "Yes, Saori especially was commenting on how uncomfortable it was in there, so we stopped by the PanzerKraft last night and bought some things for the cabin.">"Stuff like that's gonna get in the way during a fight.">"Stuff like that's just gonna get dirty in a tank.">"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!"
>>24890933[x] "Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important! Just make sure it won't get in the way."Did someone say SPOT WELD?
>>24890933>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!"Of course, american tanks are all surprisingly comfy so we dont have to worry about it
>>24890933>>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!"Morale is very important- don't wanna shit all over her choices.
>>24890933>"Stuff like that's gonna get in the way during a fight."
>>24890933"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!" Just be careful to keep them from getting in the way.Also, PanzerKraft sounds like a kick-ass store.
>>24890933>>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!"Nest mention they're going to get fucking filthy in there, though.
>>24890933As >>24890957 said, >"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important! Just make sure it won't get in the way."
>>24890933>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!">>24890962With the exception of the M6, which had a TERRIBLE internal layout.
>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important! Just make sure it won't get in the way!"If Miss cute tank expert had no problem then I don't see why not.
>>24890933>"Stuff like that's gonna get in the way during a fight."Just be glad it's not a Soviet tank, I hear those are quite low on the crew comfortability
>>24890933>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo&hd=1Remember gents, dont give up. these girls still need their semester's case of beefcake.>Actually, not a bad idea"Considering a tank can flood with smoke, sparks, all the oil everywhere, and not to mention it's a hotbox of sweat and b-o, some crew comfort goes a long way."
>>24890933>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!"This is important. Also emphasis on safety, get them some ear plugs.
>>24891002>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjoShoot, wrong linked video. There we go.
>>24890933>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!"Just don't start putting to much in it or it will get in the way
>>24890933>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important! Granted seat cushions or even wearing things like bike shorts would help. Hey don't look at me like that!"
>>24890962 I am the bone of my Pa-Tank Steel is my body and fire is my blood I have studied over a thousand Pan-Tanks Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life Have withstood pain to create many models Yet, those hands will never hold anything So as I pray, unlimited Panzer works.
>>24891051>unlimited Panzer works>not unlimited Tank worksDo you even Commander?
>>24890685“World War II when the Allies began winning against the Germans”I vaguely recall that the first time (Battle of Moscow) was because they [Germans] froze in the Russian Winter, the turning point battle of the war because they froze in the Russian Winter and Hitler's megalomania prevented a breakout at Stalingrad, and the largest tank battle of all history, the Battle of Kursk, because of sheer Soviet numerical superiority.>>24890933>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!"
>>24891083Do you even GuPQ
>>24891051Do you have enough shells King of Panzers?
>>24891122no, but I have Rockets
>>24890933>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!"
>>24891141>STUG>TANKASSAULT GUN DAMN YOU
>>24891135>'Murika 194X>We need a vehicle that can do X>Why not just slap it on an M4?>Genius!>Mars 99X.M41>We need a vehicle that can do X>Why not just slap it on a Russ or Chimera?>Praise be the Omnissiah!
>>24891155>Assault Gun>AssaultILLEGAL! ARREST HIM
>>24891187I didn't think chimeras and russes exploded when hit with an angry glare
>>24891207With the eyes of the Emperor, all things are possible.
>>24891200YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!no seriously, just try to catch me
>>24890933>"Actually not a bad idea- crew comfort can be important!"with enough pillows, it might cut down on future concusions too.
>>24891200Zo Piers says 'Vhy do du need an assault gun, can your assault gun kill a tank?'Und I say 'Ja. It can.'
>>24891261>pillows>it might cut down on future concusions too.Sounds like sissy talk to me concussions build character
>>24891207Yes, and? Tigers jammed a track if you drove them over a bump in the road. I'd rather have five tanks that can make it to the fight than one that could TOTALLY have won the fight if it hadn't broken down on the way there.LOGISTICS are the reason the Germans lost on the Western Front. They sucked at 'em, and the Allies rocked at 'em.
>>24891207they light up just fine when the orks get up close enough to chopper all over them. (no, i'm not going to type like an ork, i would if i could, but i just can't seem to get it right.)
>>24891304>LOGISTICS are the reason the Germans lost on the Western Front. They sucked at 'em, and the Allies rocked at 'em.I want a game where you play as a poor supply officer having to get everything where its supposed to, and it wuld play like the hardest difficulty of that TSA screaner game
>>24891304Especially when you consider the 2000 trains and 11000 train cars shipped over via Lend-Lease.
>>24891283>>24891284we men are tough enough to take it. on those little girls, not so much. remember who's driving those tanks.
>>24891331Didn't the Germans grossly underestimate the US' rail capacity, saying that it was impossible to have million pound locomotives/etc ?
>>24891346>girls aren't tough enough>implyiing that doesnt mean we MAKE them tough enoughLETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS
>>24891365 confirmed for macho chauvinist.
"Actually, I've heard how... spartan most German tanks were. I'd do that myself but the Pershing's really pretty comfortable already." You say with a shrug, sliding off the side of the tank.Miho nods. "The more a crew can concentrate on operating the tank instead of physical discomfort, the better they'll-""FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Rose calls from the Panzer IV's open gunner hatch. "Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!" She yells around the tank before popping back in and closing the hatch. You and Miho cover your ears as Hana let's off her first round. The tank rocks back and a cloud of smoke and dust rises into the air as the round sails through the air and over the target.You blink the dust out of your eyes and watch as the Panzer IV's gunner's hatch pops open and Hana climbs out. You watch as she climbs off the tank and lights on the ground before he knees give out and she has to hold herself up against the tank. Her face was deeply blushed and she wobbled constantly as she tried to gather herself.>"You missed.">"So, how was it?">"Need a smoke?"
Hey guys, lets try something out..Next update, lets not choose any of the preconceived choices, alright?Lets see if our own consensus can impact this story..So..Lets discuss how we're going to make this story our own.Obligatory tank pic.Also, would anyone mind telling me about this tank?..
>>24891365TO DEFEATTHE HUNShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
>>24891376Confirmed for limp dick tree hugging hippie
>>24891378>other"gunner, adjust down three degrees, load heat"
>>24891378>"So, how was it?"I'd give her something to smoke, but I think Hana's too classy for that.
>>24891378>>"Need a smoke?">>24891392Or that.
>>24891378>"So, how was it? For you I mean"Captcha: byhummu all
>>24891378"Yeah, this one's a keeper."
>>24891392I like this
>>24891380Cold War German TD that used the 90mm gun from obsolete M47 Pattons.Design heavily based on the JagdPanzer IV.
>>24891392Commander reaction instinct HO! i'll second
>>24891380I'm willing to go along with it if you guys can reach a consensus.And if you guys can count to 5.
>>24891392Supporting this.We NEED to see an Other Option succeed in this quest!Has that EVER happened before everyone?...IT'S TIME TO REBEL AGAINST POSSIBLE RAILROADING.
>>24891378>"Need a smoke?"
>>24891392...Hana's sitting outside the tank. Do you want to shower her with debree and possible shrapnel?
>>24891392but she got out of the tank
>>24891378>Need a smoke?Oh Hana, you so silly
>>24891392Posting in support of this.
>>24891378>Need a smoke?
>>24891392No. Fuck you. The PzIV is not going to HEAT Derp. Fuck that shit.
>>24891434She can still.. feel it
>"So, how was it?"
>>24891421Challenge Accepted, kind OP.We will make this happen.>>24891416Thanks!
>>24891378>"So, how was it?"
>>24891434>>24891433Then she gets back in the tank come on its not rocket surgery guys
>>24891421might as well just start including an [other] option at every choice. SWQ did it, MGNQ does it frequently, and there's no reason not to
>>24891378>>"So, how was it?"Gotta see how she feels about it
>>24891376this one does not know much about high school, collage, and pro level sports it seems. head truama is taken seriously you know.
>>24891380Hahahahaha that's like voting for the third party in a US election.That and the "legendary decision making skills" of /tg/
>>24891378>Need a smoke?she looks like she needs one
>>24891378Other: "I do hope this won't be a problem during actual matches."
>>24891421>"get back in there Hana and try AGAIN!"
>>24891399Never been out of the US?Fucking everyone else in this world is a chainsmoker. And still Japan is the only place I've ever seen anyone go over to look out a closed window for a smoke rather than opening it or going outside.>>24891386Not glorious JC version.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3zzRby69lc
>>24891433They're shooting a target at some odd hundred meters away, I don't think that's an issue.>>24891444AP then? Just shoot something to see if she'll orgasm right then and there
>>24891510yes, lets let her have another go, maybe she'll pass out.
>>24891510Naw, let rose shoot the gun so we can see when Hana's legs give way from under her
>>24891473Heh, true.But then again..Don't you want to ADD something to this quest?Create something in a setting you enjoy enough to interact in? IMPROVE on what you saw as something that needed to be fixed?This isn't just about voting against the tide to be edgy: it's interactive motherfucking storytelling.And the interactivity of this quest is immensely tiny. Over in a Gundam Age quest, Anon's are breaking the entire story line and putting in tech far more advanced than what was thought possible at the time.Why can't we kick GuP's ass like that?...
>>24891520>>24891522Earth Shattering Orgasms!?
>>24891556>Why can't we kick GuP's ass like that?...So, should we try and get the other schools to play for Ante?
>come here from /a/ on a whim to look at 40k shit>see thisQuick question from someone who doesn't lurk here often; is this like a regular thing or just a one time/blue moon type deal? >mfw this
>>24891587Quest threads? They're all over the damn place. /a/ flavored, /tg/ flavored, some vaguely /vr/.
>>24891556>Why can't we kick GuP's ass like thatHere, chew on this: The gun we have in the Pershing can one-shot the Maus anywhere except for the mantlet or the front of the turret.I think that falls under 'kicking GuP"s ass'.
>>24891556because with audience it'll likely turn out badly considering some are okay, some rather have this be WoTQ with BlackJack stomping face all the time, etc.Gundam Age Quest likely has the advantage of /m/ working in full, not 2-3 distinct groups that can barely get along.
>>24891587This particular quest? Twice a week I believe.Quests in general? There's generally at least one going on at any one time. Especially in the evenings.
>>24891378We should have Rose fire the gun so we can see Hana's face.
>>24891571Literally anything.We have an entire setting to explore fellow Anon..Filled with adorable, loveable girls..In badass tanks.Yet why not make the setting more.. Ours? I'm not dissing Blackjack here, I enjoy his writing. But..I feel we need to challege what's going on. The lack of die is an Incredible oddity in a quest, no?..Blackjack, question: Why don't you use dice?
>>24891629Please be AhegaoCaptcha: containing beemswoNO NOT THE BEES
>>24891640I can think of maybe one quest that I've followed that uses dice. (And that's including quests on other boards).
>>24891594>>24891599>>24891606>>24891609>admit I'm new>not one person calls me a faggotYou guys seem pretty bro, I should lurk here more often.
>>24891640you must be new not all quests use dice.
>>24891640Depends on what the quest is about. Some use it for faux-randomness, some use a more explicitly gamist system. Some that focus more on character interactions and your decisions prefer to do away with rolls and only focus on the things that actually effect the story instead of an illusion of randomness.
>>24891659we're a reasonable sort... mostly. Though the whole tank paint job really got some people going.
>>24891659Welcome to /tg/! Feel free to forget about all the other boards: you'll have no need for them now that you're here.
>>24891659Welcome to /tg/, make yourself at home
>>24891365>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3zzRby69lc>>24891386>>24891511http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1B7N3HvkJYWhen in rome, listen to disney music in Japanese. Or however the saying goes.
>>24891600And I agree, BUT...The quest feels to be lacking..>>24891601And this is an entirely valid point. Although the groups do get along surprising well, considering the shitposting that would normally filly a quest like this..But..Why not try?
>>24891659Faggot tends to be more of a term of endearment around these parts though
>>24891659It's because you seem to understand how to be excellent, and party on.
So guys, does Yukari know about/listen to Sabaton? If not, we need to introduce her to them.
Do the garupan tanks have functioning coaxes? If so, we might want to teach them to use them to button up TCs, and maybe ranging?
>>24891687because it'll end in failure as it will create shitstorms over those who want to make it into WoTQ, marginalizing the GuP girls and those that want to maintain the original spirit of the show.without BlackJack to keep a firm hand on the quest, hell will break loose. If the voters were more united I'd be more incline to agree.But you should remember this: /m/ is better at working together than /k/. That and GuPQ isn't entirely about tank porn while GAQ likely IS about that (that and some characterization)
You stare over at the obviously... flustered Hana and try to keep the grin off your face. "So, need a smoke?""I-I don't smoke..." She says through shallow breaths, completely missing the implications. "C-can I sit down? I need to sit down?" She says as she sits down on the pavement beside the tank, staring off into the distance.You scoot over and give her a hand getting back up onto her feet. "Not yet. Gotta hit the target, first." You gently with a smile. Rose would gut you if you mentioned it, but she had the same reaction the first time she fired Black Jack's T54. Hana climbs back up the treads, you avert your eyes as she crawls on hand and knees away from you towards the turret. You instead look around to make sure Patrick isn't being un-gentlemanly.As she crawlss back down into the turret you get one last look at her. "Drop three degrees, left 2." You say quietly.You turn back to Miho, who's standing there, also badly hiding an amused face.>"So, what do you think of your new gunner?">"So why didn't you command from the start?">"How are the other teams doing?"
>>24891659It's pretty awesome over here, if I say so myself..Here, have a flying tank as a gift from /tg/
>>24891728Yeah, the m3 shot it's at the maus to get its attention.
>>24891721You sir, are a genius.We MUST do this. At this point, it's mandatory.>>24891728I THINK they do. Or at least, I don't think it's against the rules. Whether the individual tanks have one or not, I dunno
>>24891738Choice override failure>"So, what do you think of your new gunner?"
>>24891738>"So, what do you think of your new gunner?">"How are the other teams doing?"
>"So why didn't you command from the start?"
>>24891745better flying tank
>>24891738>So, what do you think of your new gunner?">"How are the other teams doing?"
>"How are the other teams doing?"
>>24891678>>24891681>>24891682>>24891688>>24891695I like it here already, I'm going to catch up on the past threads so I can get a better sense of whats going on in this campaign.
>>24891763More people voted for "Need a smoke."But I liked us giving her a bit of help.
>>24891793We must try harder next time!
>>24891737True, true..Well sir, I simply wanted to attempt to challenge this quest a tad bit. I'm kinda an all around lurker with no particular preference in quest, as long as I don't connect my face to a desk at Mach 2 because of it.You raise good points Anon. Thank you.>>24891738And the Other Option made it into the post..Huzzah /tg/!
>>24891738>"How are the other teams doing?">>24891790there is but one thing that enrages the /tg/
>>24891738>"How are the other teams doing?"
>>24891738[x]"So, what do you think of your new gunner?">>24891793It was 5 for smoke, 9 for [x] other.Choo choo!
>>24891790Greetings, fellow /a/non. I like it here too. It's a lot more chill and bro than /a/, that's for sure. When I need to take a break from all the shitflinging /a/ does, I come here and read. Just don't make an ass out of yourself and you'd fit in fine. I recommend the Valkyrian Mercs quest too, if you're familiar with Valkyria Chronicles.
>>24891738>"So, what do you think of your new gunner?"After we go through Miho's crew we can move on to the others and see where they need help.
>>24891811I'm one of the few that enjoys the quest the way it is.>>24891813Anzu?
>>24891790If you're doing a quest binge, I would suggest Strikers '89.Be prepared to spend some time catching up though.
>>24891813>ACTUALLY POSTING COASTERSbut seriously, who even uses those things. a well made table isn't going to have problems with a bit of soda on the surface
>>24891880For me, it's the principle of the thing.
>>24891790Go read any of the Strike Witches quests.Prepare to shit yourself laughing and cringing all at once.
>>24891832I counted 6 for smoking and 6 for the write in
>>24891836Fuck yeah I had the first Valk chronicles for the PSnogaems. Is anyone here into world of tanks? I'm pretty noob; I only have a panzer IV. Pic related
>>24891900Also, what this anon said.In particular, the NEON SAMURAI put me in stitches.
>>24891900never watched strike witches... It's on the backlog.
>>24891937Good!Don't.Just read the quests.
>>24891907Lots of people are into WoT here. Just don't push the thread to autosage and it's alright. I have two tier 9s, two premiums, two tier 8s...and a Pz 1 C. Yes.
>>24891937You probably needn't bother. The Quest is so much better.It's basically "Fuck pantyshots, let's bounce."
>>24891937Don't bother watching it if its not your thing the quest only have the setting in common so you can jump right in.
>>24891738>So why didn't you command from the start?Let's find out why she didn't lead from the get-go.
>>24891907Well I never
>>24891937the actual anime is shit compared to the fanfics-they have more characterization than the real thing
>>24891936>Mallorey-Aku.png>>24891937dont watch the show. the quest is better in every way and you dont even need to be familiar with the show to get it. because its an entirely different alien war (martian tripods)
>>24891869I do enjoy this quest, don't get me wrong.I just am a natural.. Idk. Questioner.Enjoy the rest of your quest Anon!>>24891836I recommend this even if you don't know Valkyria Chronicles.I personally picked it up with no knowledge of the setting, and I love it.In fact, I have no knowledge about this quest either..I learn through the quests. Funny, eh?
>>24891979>no knowledge of the settinggiven that they threw out everything but gallia and the empire, then mixed it with old Ace Combat its not very difficult.Us fist-fighting the belkan knight to turn back an invasion force will be difficult to top though
>>24891979Not at all! I've done the same, really.
>>24891996student council team is dissapoint
>>24891956So, anyone else love the SU-76?"Oh, what's that, you're a heavy? I don't fucking care, 112mm average penetration at Tier III!"
Let's get back on topic guys
>>24892013God, Yuzu looks like she's a crazy, stalker ex-girlfriend.Yum
>>24892013SWEET JESUS! Yuzu looks like she's about to snap and kill somebody! man, that pic looks so creepy. ....better save it. >)
>>24892013Why would they make Yuzu the creepiest?
>>24892001Very true, but even Ace Combat kinda goes over my head a bit.. Heh.. Of course we'll eventually top that! How else will we make Karla Fall for Jager again? Or make them fight to the death in the finale? Or both?> inb4 we kill the Emperor in a drinking contest>>24892005That's ALL I've done, baha..Man do I love quests..
>>24892013>>24892048>>24892065>>24892068Gives me Irisu vibes
>>24892068thats not even the only creepy one i have
>>24892100This is just plain cute
>>24892100There's nothing like a gal who finds joy in her hobbies
>>24892100Hana can be so adorable
>>24892088>Anglerfish Yuzu>Anglerfish Volleyball team>Anglerfish etc.Bueno.jpg
>>24892100Yeh but creepy Hana is par for the course.Yuzu being yan is just horrifying.
... Sooo anyone wanna help summon the OP, any experts on the field? Do we chant, draw a pentagram, or?
>>24892227We wait and try not to throw the thread into autosage in the mean time.
>>24892227We wait patiently.Maybe get into an enormous shitpostfest about paint colours.
>>24892013>>24892072>>24892086>>24892100AHHHHHHHH! damn it /tg/! stop creeping me out!
>>24892227>half an hourYou will learn, young one.
>>24892227Only summoning ritual i know is Deculture's.>>24892243go pink or go home
>>24892227you must be new here...
>>24892408Sort of. I know OP takes his time, I just wanted to crack a joke, and at times it seems that OP had written his next update already but was waiting for the current discussion to die down before posting it. So I thought he might give us the next one if we started chanting. Sorry about that.
>>24892472He wanted to wait for more votes, I think he's writing now and will be posting shorlty though
In the seconds you have while Hana adjusted her gun's aim to attempt to hit the target. "So, how're the other teams doing?""Very well. We have two weeks before the start of the tournement and I think we have more than enough time to drill them into competency-""Fire in the hole!" Rose shouts before ducking back into the tank.You and Miho cover your ears as, once again, the air around the conversation erupts into noise and violence once again. You watch the round sink into the dirt a few yards in front of the target. "Adjust up two degrees!" You call out."Drop one degree, Hana." Rose calls down, giving you a look like you don't know what you're doing."Really?" You say before she disappears back into the tank. You turn back to Miho. "Well, it's not Soviet-tier training.""What about you, Commander?" Miho asks you. "Have you noticed any of the crews doing well?">Who among the crews are doing well in your opinion?
>>24892497Would appreciate it if you guys greenposted who your choices were. Makes 'em easier to pick out from the discussion.
>>24892497>history teamgot the drop on us in the practice match, the others (other than anglerfish) just got destroyed.
>>24892497>"History team did pretty good, they were able to hit us with a second shot. Definitely need instruction on TD doctrine and weakpoints though. As for the others I think the volleyball team definitely has the spirit, and from what you said, did quite well in terms of scouting. as for the others I think its a bit too early to tell. Do you have plans for team exercises?"
>>24892497>History ClubThey did ambush us, even if it wasn't a kill.
>"History team did pretty good, they were able to hit us with a second shot. Definitely need instruction on TD doctrine and weakpoints though. As for the others I think the volleyball team definitely has the spirit, and from what you said, did quite well in terms of scouting. as for the others I think its a bit too early to tell. Do you have plans for team exercises?"Sums up how I feel pretty well. The History team took to tanking pretty fast.
>>24892594Could be they just happened to stumble upon the blackjack by chance, though.
>>24892497>Histroy ClubI feel they be doing the best>Volleyball TeamWell, they sure have alot of...guts...yeah> FreshmenI'll give it to them, they are certianly, if slowly, getting it>Council*Shakes head when thinking back to Momo's shooting*
>>24892497I'm still going through the backlogs; is tiger team in yet? If not the yeah team hippo
>>24892618didn't change the fact had they been a bit better, we'd have lost with ease.
>>24892643No Leopons yet.
>>24892594They will need a lot of help with aim though.
>>24892497I think we haven't seen enough of the teams to say really. Did they decide to gang up on Blackjack from start or were they just not able to spot each other before the big gun sounded off?
>>24892684They hit close enough to hit us with rocks, I consider that pretty good for a first timer crew. Not like Momo's shooting (where she likely couldn't hit the broad side of a barn)
dum de do
>>24892774>couldn't hit the broad side of a barnPhew!
>>24892497StuG needs to lose the flags.Lee seems jumpy, but into it.97 has spirit and understands the importance of practice.38t seems understaffed. Does the Pres actually do anything.>>24891907>Pic related>Panzer IVI don't even run an extinguisher on my Panzer IV. Fire is a Tier VII+ problem.
>>24892846IC they all lose their fancy paint and crap before the first match.
You think for a moment. "Well, whoever's gunning for the StuG managed to score a hit on our turret after a single miss. They've definately got talent." You say. "Not to mention the fact they managed to make that first shot without being spotted, despite the paintjob and..." You stop and rub the bridge of your nose. "I still can't believe they put flags on their tank..."Miho smiles. "They'll learn, I think." She says. "Myself, I thought the Volleyball team did surprisingly well- they managed to follow you for nearly a mile before you noticed them." She says. "They have quite the talented driver." She looks over at the 38(t). "I think Momo definately needs to work on her aim, though. Their 37mm could've gotten a penetrating shot on you if she had bothered aiming lower." She nods to herself, thinking. "I think a lot of the teams did well yesterday, but there's a lot they still need to learn.">"What about the Freshman team?">"Where's Yukari at?">Other. (You guys did pretty good on that last open-ended one. You get a treat!)
>>24892895>"What about the Freshman team?"Suspiciously left out!
>>24892895>"What about the Freshman team?">"Where's Yukari at?"
>>24892895>"What about the Freshman team?">...Wait...Where's Yukari?Yes, how are those little balls of adorableness doing
>>24892895>"Where's Yukari at?"
>>24892861Only if you don't count the St. Gloriana's match, where they LEARNED why rollin' in style is a bad idea.>>24892895>"What about the Freshman team?"
>>24892846>Fire is a Tier VII+ problem.I beg to differ. Why would it be any worse for a tier VII med than tier V?
>>24892895>Other"Do you have a training schedule and lesson plan ready? Our coach isn't of much use."
>>24892895>"What about the Freshman team?">"Where's Yukari at?">"You want to start working on a training schedule? Chono's kinda left us to our own devices."
>"What about the Freshman team?">"Where's Yukari at?"I'm curious as they went along with the ambush well, however ineffective it was
>>24892961this. Ami isn't going to do jack if this is same as cannon.
>>24892895>"What about the Freshman team?"the little balls of moe need to be looked after. and to train them not to panic and run away when they get into trouble.
>>24892961This, also ask about the freshies.
>>24892643We're pre-Saint Gloriana.
>>24892895>"Okay then, lets start on a training schedule so we can get them to focus on the important stuff."Shouldn't force everything on Miho, we good XO
>>24892959A) Shit dies too quickly for it to be a common issue.B) The engines of tanks at the lower tiers have considerably lower chances to catch fire in the first place.
>>24892959Your HP pool is too small for it to matter.
>>24892895>Lets set up a training schedule
>>24892959Smaller LFP, less knowledgeable players, lower HP in the arena of 105's.
Guys, why don't *we* set up a lesson plan?
>>24893083Mostly because we're used to 1v1 tactics. Sure, we might be able to help with driving, gunnery, and being a tank commander, but Miho's the one who has the teamwork training and know-how that we lack, to make the senshado team work together.
>>24893056>>24893064Unless you're running Russian tanks with Speed governor removed, what are you gonna do with that slot then? Oil is too expensive I think.I play mostly only german panzers, I don't remember any of them having lower than 20% to go up in flames
>>24891444The more I read this quest, the more I get the feeling OP wants to write a fanfic.
>>24892895>Ami's not going to be much help, so we're on our own. If you already have a lesson plan, that's god, but if you don't lets make one together.
>>24893109We can still contribute though.
>>24893121Yeah, with individual training on specific skills, but Miho will be doing most of the planning for teamwork building exercises, and individual tank-based training.
>>24893204That's a fancy way to say we should teach them how to use the tanks, Miho should teach them how to use the tanks together.
>>24893112>3 or less CrewGold Medkit>4+ CrewGold Repair kitThere was just a Bonus Code that gave out 5 or so of each. You're not looking to actually use them, just use the slot as a 4th equipment.
>>24893334Huh, yeah that makes sense. Did they have that crit% reducing effect before they became purchasable with credits?
>>24893378Yes. Because Jewgolds make the world go round.
>>24893497Shit, I must had been in some really powerful denial since I don't remember those having them.I started using extinguishers back when I was on tier V or VI, and this light tank comes along at 20 seconds into the game. Pops his peashooter at my engine, which then proceeds to fry every module on my poor med panzer, crippling me for the rest of the game.Never left garage without one after that.
"We'll probably need to come up with a training routine for next couple of weeks." You say. "Captain Chouno doesn't seem to be as good at the whole 'training' thing as she as at 'destruction of property' and 'making an entrance.'" You say sarcastically. Miho tries to supress a smile."FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Rose shouts again, looking at you. "One degree drop." She mouths before popping back into the relative safety of the turret. You cover your ears as the cannon fires and the round drops neatly into the target, about a half a yard below the bullseye. Rose pops her head back out. "Told you! One degree." She says enthusiastically."Two degrees would've been a bullseye." You comment without even turning to face her. "I guess certain crews need training in different areas- should make it easy for the more experienced tankers among us to help out the less experienced ones-""I'll talk to the President about getting Captain Chouno to really help us out.">"My grandfather's an old tanker, maybe he could come show us a few things?">"So when should we get together and work out some training?">Other. (Seriously, you guys are on a roll.)
>>24893667yeah... It seems like he would spend more time trying to molest them than train them.
>>24893636>Other: Get seriously worried; what is grandpa up to at this very moment? Nobody's keeping an eye on that crazy old codger!
>>24893636>"So when should we get together and work out some training?"pretty much what has been suggested previously.
>"My grandfather's an old tanker, maybe he could come show us a few things?">"So when should we get together and work out some training?">Where is Yukari?
>>24893636>"So when should we get together and work out some training?"
>>24893636"I'm not going to hold my breath on that. If worse comes to worst, My grandfather's a tanker, could ask him for help.""More importantly, since we're are the only ones with actual tank experience while you are the only one who's done group level battles, I think it would be appropriate if we teach the club how to operate the tanks while you handle the tactical part of training."
>>24893636>"So when should we get together and work out some training? I also have some books I could give the others on tank tactics"
>>24893636>MC Trained Mentor>Other: "We should get the commanders together an hammer out a rough idea of roles and abilities.">Other: "My grandfather's an old tanker, maybe he and Captain Chouno could come up with some good pointers for newbies."
>>24893737Going with this...though I'm a little worried about foxy grandpa not keeping his hands to himself.
>>24893636>"My grandfather's an old tanker, maybe he could come show us a few things?"Time to get some GRANDPA up in this bitch!He's a like our own personal Iroh.
>>24893636>So who do we have maintaining our tanks?
>>24893751>My grandfather's an old tanker, maybe he and Captain Chouno could come up with some good pointers for newbies>grandfather's an old tanker, maybe he and Captain Chouno>Grandpa and Chouno...this can only end one way...
>>24893636>Other:>"My grandfather's an old tanker, maybe he could come show us a few things?""So, who's handling maintenance? How are we doing on spare parts?"My grandfather also has real combat experience, so maybe I can get him to help with coaching."
>>24893636>"So when should we get together and work out some training?"And we should have focus sections where all the crew of specific jobs in a tank work together learning and sharing tips. Ie. All drivers get together and help each other; all gunners get together and trade tips and general learning on how to aim.
>>24893806Hey it means he won't be macking on the students, I mean we did the same thing for Rich with Saori.
>>24893636Wasn't grandpa kind of stowaway-ing his way on the school ship anyways? We've an unauthorized old man running about a schoolship filled with schoolgirls
>>"So when should we get together and work out some training?"This totally sounds like we're asking her out. I like it.
>>24893806Hey I don't always make a study date with two people who aren't even in any of the same classes with me and leave a note on the table saying 'Just fuck already.'But when I do the groom apologizes for not asking me to be best man because his family and best friend would get pissed.
>>24891937Just read the quest. You'll enjoy it a lot more since you haven't seen the anime yet. Go read Sub Witches too.
>>24893818Very little tips to be had now. German tanks work differently to American to Japanese. I'd rather we get our crew to teach them how to run the tanks, then do maneuver and firing exercises.
>>24893992>German tanks workHahaha you are funny man guy. Next you will tell me that Kliment Voroshilov understood clutch and KV tank did not require hammer to shift.
>>24893636>>"So when should we get together and work out some training?"We should get the commanders together to see if they've got any ideas on the strong and weak points of their tanks and crews. It wouldn't do if the StuG thinks it needs to be scouting or the Volleyball team thinks they can knock anything out
"So, you open tonight? We need to figure out the details- who needs what kinds of training and all that." You say as Hana finally crawls of of the tank. "Hey, nice work on the shooting- you got it in three shots on your first try!" You congratulate the very flushed looking gunner.She laughs breathlessly. "Th-Thanks. Can I... Can I go sit down please?" She says breathlessly.Miho nods at her. "Go ahead, Hana. You did great!" She smiles at her gunner as she trudges off like she's drunk.You stare off after her. "Well... She's probably going to be one hell of a gunner if she can contain herself in battle." You say."What do you mean?" Miho says. You can't tell whether she's telling the truth of just hiding it very well."Nothing..." You say. "So tonight?"Miho thinks for a second. "Yes, tonight would work!" She says enthusiastically. "Excuse me, I'm going to go talk with Miss Isuzu." She says before rushing off to attend to her gunner.>"Yukari's been awfully quiet... Where is she?">"Where's Mako at? Should see how she's doing...">"Shut up, Rose. Shut the hell up."
>>24894435>"Yukari's been awfully quiet... Where is she?"
>>24894435>"Where's Mako at? Should see how she's doing..."Disregard tonks, acquire Mako flags
>>24894435>>"Yukari's been awfully quiet... Where is she?"should probably go check on her, see how she's doing.
>>24894435>>"Yukari's been awfully quiet... Where is she?"
>"Yukari's been awfully quiet... Where is she?"I think it's safe to say Mako's sleeping somewhere. Yukari being so quiet when a tank's ablastin' is something more unusual.
>>24894435>>"Yukari's been awfully quiet... Where is she?">"Shut up, Rose. Shut the hell up."I want to see this.
>>24894435>"Shut up, Rose. Shut the hell up."
>>24894435>"Yukari's been awfully quiet... Where is she?"Find the Yukari. Waifu the Yukari. To the Miho.God's in his tank. All's right with the world.
>>24894435>"Yukari's been awfully quiet... Where is she?">"Shut up, Rose. Shut the hell up."
>>24894435>"Yukari's been awfully quiet... Where is she?"with a side of>"Shut up, Rose. Shut the hell up.""You used to be like miss Isuzu too...don't act like I don't remember miss 'I can't stand that was too much...'"
Yukari's probably molesting Jack.
>>24894435>"Where's Mako at? Should see how she's doing..."
>>24892846I just like that picture bro
>>24894944What I wouldn't give to be in Sodoko's spot in that scene...
did BlackJack die, or are we done for the night?
>>24895532calm it, its only been an hour. Hes probably writing now
>>24895532The last quest went on until 2 or something in the morning. But yeah, blackjack is probably dead on the keyboard right about now.
Last post for the night shortly, please wait warmly
>>24895605mfw I am awakened from my reverie by sudden updates
You ignore the dumb look your gunner is giving you. Outwardly, anyway. "Hey, I haven't heard anything out of our resident tank nerd, lately." You say, looking around. "See her anywhere?"Rose frowns, trying to wipe the grin off her face. "Nope. Last I saw she was with the History club." She manages to say professionally, "So where you going for the hot da-?"You look at her with a dangerous look in your eyes. "Please. Finish that statement- I will get your deepest, darkest secret out of your brother and I will use it against you with extreme prejudice. Got it?""...Fine." She says, backing down, but still grinning. "Six'o'clock." She says to you and you turn around.There are two girls walking along the hardtop towards you- their uniforms are definately not Oorai but you wave them down anyway. "Ladies! We're in the middle of training, could be dangerous!" You call out, waving them away."Ah. And you must be the new exchange students." Says the darker-haired redhead. "Which would make that Oorai's new acquisition?" She says, nodding to Black Jack, parked next to the Panzer IV. "Certainly not the color I was expecting." She states nonchalantly before allowing her blond friend to speak."It would seem that Black Jack's got the blues." She finally says, cracking a small smile. She daintily puts out her hand to be shaken. "Darjeeling, of St. Glorianna's Academy for Girls." She says. "I take it from your last minute practice that your President will not be backing out of tomorrow's battle?"You look at the two. Battle tomorrow?! "Wait. What?"
>>24895569>it's only been an hourI love BlackJack, but only HoboKing has/had longer updates (well, of the quests I follow, so my experience isn't all)commence summoning dance?
>>24895718Haha time for Britain
Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest>We have a date.>Shut the hell up, Rose. Seriously. It's not a date!>We plan for battle!Girls und Panzer Quest will return on Tuesday, between 5 and 6PM PST!Follow me on twitter for schedule updates and to know when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>24895741If we all dance it won't be as embarrassing!
>>24895718time for delicious Darjeelingher and Kay are tied for waifu of the century
>>24895718Oh god. You did the puns...I...
>>24895760>>24895769yea...see>>24895777I apparently have horrid timing. Go me, I guess...
>>24895759>We have a date.>Shut the hell up, Rose. Seriously. It's not a date!>We plan for battle!>Blackjack's paint is fixedftfy
>>24895718>There's a battle tommorow?
Date with Yukari? I'm more than happy with that. Though I'd wished the MC had more a chance to talk with Oreo before this happened.
>>24895805...uh, you might want to reread the posts.Unless you're in denial. In that case, I laugh at your frustration.
>>24895781Arr es fear in rove and var
>>24895805No, date with Miho.
>>24895805Miho. not Yukari.
>>24895832PLANNING MEETINGwith miho
daily reminder that Jackie can blow the snot out of any of the tanks in the series.
>>24895860>implying King Tiger and Maus
>>24895860Kingtiger and Maus would give it some trouble.
>>24895870>>24895877Nope. the gun with HVAP can penetrate 220-250mm of armor http://www.lonesentry.com/manuals/90-mm-ammunition/index.html This gun has a muzzle velocity 120m/s *less* than the one we have. The only place on the Maus we can't penetrate is the turret front and the mantlet. The SPershing was designed to defeat the Tiger II.
>>24895877Maus wouldThe T54 gun on the m26 could go through the UFP on a konigstiger with HVAP out too 1.5km and AP under 500m
>>24895973>SPershing>all pershingsftfythe T series pershings were designed to see what they could do with the tanks in-theatre and to try and find the limits of what the chassis could handle
also http://www.cgsc.edu/carl/docrepository/projectile.pdf pg 8-9