"The only panzer I worry about is the I-Go..." Miho says as you look at the assembled tanks.You are the commander of Black Jack, an M-26 Pershing heavy tank and you politely remind your fellow tank Commander, Miho Nishizumi, once again. "Tank." She doesn't seem to take notice. "As much as I hate to say it, our tanks were completely useless against anything but infantry during the war..." She continues. "I just can't see how we'll be able to use it to fight other tanks...""Scout?" You offer, attempting to be optimistic."Not even that- the 38(t) is faster and has a better gun...">"Why would they even have a tank that bad around?">"What about the other tanks?">"Have you heard something about a practice battle?">"What have you heard about the coach?"
>>24813758>"Why would they even have a tank that bad around?">"Have you heard something about a practice battle?">"What have you heard about the coach?"
>>24813758>>"Why would they even have a tank that bad around?">"Have you heard something about a practice battle?">>"What have you heard about the coach?"
>>24813758It's Panzer time>"Why would they even have a tank that bad around?"Gotta feel bad for Volleyball team in that respect
>>24813758>"Why would they even have a tank that bad around?""Especially when there's other, much less horrible tanks they could have picked."
We need to get the Volleyball team a converted Hellcat or Jackson or at least something not shit. Perhaps a Sherman.
>>24813867could we go without that despite the possible WoT references, this is not WoT where the most OP premium tanks with gold rounds always win.
>>24813867Get them a T-54 prototype.Or a T-44.
>>24813867Nah. For some reason, I can see putting them in something like a Cruiser or something. Maybe a Matilda Senior, but I would imagine it would be hard to peel one away from dearest Darjeeling.
>>24813758>"What about the other tanks?">"What have you heard about the coach?"
>"Have you heard something about a practice battle?">"What have you heard about the coach?"I'd rather ask these than to tank sperg.
jesus, /k/, /a/, and /tg/ all playing well together. now i have seen something.
>>24813947for the time being, you should have seen the /k/iddies massively bitching about the paint.I wonder how long the peace in general will last.
>>24813947Its pretty great
>>24813947Just wait until the waifuing begins. Blood shall be shed that day.
>>24813973i missed that, tell me that saved those threads.
>>24813983Eh. Even then, its general consensus they are all best girls, so it won't be to bad (I can hope)
>>24813983They're not the only potiental problem.
>>24813973Eh, even when it happened it was something that the MC was pissed about.After all, when we found out, every option was some form of rage.Not to mention, wouldn't YOU be pissed if it was you? Think about it. This tank brought your grandpappy home. It's a family heirloom. And then this...person comes in and paints it BRIGHT. FUCKING. BLUE.My grandpappy would have been rolling in his grave.
>>24814003Yes let us hope my friend
>>24813973as the one anon said, never been on /k/ in my life, you're just a faggot who refuses to recognize roleplaying, aka playing by a characters motivations, aka getting mad when someone paints your prized possession bright fucking blue.It doesn't matter is it was a tank or my goddamn cat, I'd be mad and working to get the paint off.
>>24814057Its all we can do, buddy.
>>24814010She didn't know any better. That and only an immature manchild flips the fuck out over something like that.>>24814057He was talking about Oorai girls... you the school we go to.>>24814060And said bitching was overlapping the choices provided, suggesting that the tank matter wasn't at the forefront of his mind at the moment.Normal people don't dwell on rage matters like you do.
>>24814075Jagdpanther-chan is quite possibly the most adorable girl in the series.But my heart will always lie with Akebi.
>>24814092Didn't know better my ass.Maybe she didn't know how special Blackjack was to us. But that doesn't mean that she should be allowed to think that she can do whatever she wanted to with someone elses property.At the very least, she could have done the normal thing and, you know, asked.
Time for Panzer, Comrades?
>>24814092>>24814129Gents, can we please not get into this now. We got off tangent last thread for this issue and I hate to do it agian
>>24814092Normal people do however remember the issues when talking to/being involved with the person who caused the issue to begin with.The bitching started when the president clearly was refusing to repaint the tank to its proper state in a timely fashion and only at that point, which any person would have done."The one responsible won't fix it? Then I'll do it myself."the fact that Op was ignoring us just shows how on the rails he's forcing us, and how many people he'll lose if he doesn't let us in character do something about the colors.Denying that the character would still be upset about this shows a detachment from actual that is at the least mildly sociopathic.
>>24814175Yeah, they'll be repainted after the practice match
>>24814175Fair enough.Now then, back to panzer.
>>24814184Sure, which I will rail against actually participating in as hard as possible if it doesn't get repainted beforehand.Not showing off my prized possession while it's defaced, any more than you'd have a party in your living room after someone coated it in shit.
>>24814215Personally, I am of the camp that if we can't find any paint to repaint Blackjack, that we should strip all the paint off and go in bare metal.
"I'm not going to debate you on it's relative merits- or lack thereof..." You say as you look at the ugly, undergunned, underarmored tank, "...But why would the school even have one in the first place?" In your experiences with American tanking, you'd seen tanks from all over the world- American M4s, German Panthers, British Churchills and Russian IS's. One time you'd even seen an Italian P.40! But not once had you ever seen a Japanese tank in battle. They were a pecular combination of incredibly rare and nearly useless in battle that almost guarenteed the fact that you never saw them outside of "living history" exhibitions.Yukari look down from applying steel wool to a patch of rust on the Panzer IV's turret. "Maybe it was a training tank?"Miho nods in agreement. "Maybe- it's never a great idea to put rookies in the seat of a brand new line-tank. Better to let them train on something else that won't be missed if it's crashed or mishandled.""So basically it's noobie's first tank?" You say.>"Why not sell it and try to get something better?">"Any thoughts on our other tanks?">"So we have a training battle day after tomorrow- what's up with that?">"Heard anything about this mysterious coach that's going to help train us?"
>>24814215Anzu was also BS'ing us about the paint.
>>24814256Problem with that is that unprotected steel tends to not do so well around ocean air.
>>24814258>"Why not sell it and try to get something better?"Debatable usefulness. I doubt we'd get more than enough money to buy parts for the other Panzers.Still, we might be in need of those spare parts...
>>24814283That is something I didn't even think about.
>>24814258[x] "Heard anything about this mysterious coach that's going to help train us?"At the very least we can get someone trained up in using a tank-like vehicle.
>>24814258>"Why not sell it and try to get something better?"
>>24814258>"So we have a training battle day after tomorrow- what's up with that?">"Heard anything about this mysterious coach that's going to help train us?"
>>24814258>>"Why not sell it and try to get something better?"It's rare and a piece of crap, hopefully there at least one collector willing to pony up some money...
>>24814258>"Any thoughts on our other tanks?">"So we have a training battle day after tomorrow- what's up with that?"
>>24814258>>"Why not sell it and try to get something better?"
>>24814258>"Why not sell it and try to get something better?"It has more historical value than tactical.
>>24814258>>"Any thoughts on our other tanks?"gonna bow to her greater experience with team tactics
>"So we have a training battle day after tomorrow- what's up with that?">"Heard anything about this mysterious coach that's going to help train us?">>24814348I'm not sure if the rabbit team could do what they did in the final episode in a "better" tank.it's like people want Oorai to become a black forest clone with its emphasis on "superior tanks"
>>24814408>it's like people want Oorai to become a black forest clone with its emphasis on "superior tanks"YesThis would be best
>>24814408Well, I don't think they should get a superior tank.Just something that's not utter shit
>>24814408Just because we get better tanks doesn't mean we'll use their tactics.
>>24814283How about white paint? Or gray. Yeah, ask the maintenance crew about that, should know something. Or the mechanical club.
>>24814258>"Any thoughts on our other tanks?">"Heard anything about this mysterious coach that's going to help train us?">"So we have a training battle day after tomorrow- what's up with that?"this order. forget about selling it, even if we did, i dought we will get much for it. and i am sure better tanks are out of our budget range. more so now that we "bought" a blackjack and crew.
>>24814430Enjoy your breakdowns and changing interleaved road wheels. Sucks to be a garupan for this machine.
>>24814442Hmm. We could do some sort of dazzle scheme. That could be cool.
>>24814442>White>GreyNo, unless we're going to be fighting in a snowy enviorment.A dark green or a brown (or even better, a mix of both in a camo pattern) would be best.>>24814453The fact that most matches only last a few hours AND that we have DAYS inbetween matches means that this is basically a non-problem.
>>24813867Hellcat and Jackson are open topped, so no go. Could scrounge up a Chaffee maybe.>>24813890>this is not WoT where the most OP premium tanks with gold rounds always win.But that's not WoT at all.Unless you're Tier 6, but that's just all the Tier 8 Magical Christmas Wonderland MM.
>>24814432Oorai's unconventional tactics came about from having weak tanks and getting stronger ones risks reducing the creativity. I mean compare batman and superman and how creative each are in solving a problem.I feel you're trying to subvert the spirit of the series and make it something far more typical tonks.>>24814451That's very true who knows how much getting the Black Jack and the crew on to the ship cost.
>>24814470Oh lawdy. Is that really the way the suspension system was set up?I knew it was bad, but now I really feel for the Tiger crews.
>>24814470I wasn't implying that they would be changed on the field. I was just saying that changing them at would be sucky and time-consuming.
>>24814408"Not having tanks so retardedly bad it requires bullshit plot armor to win =/= having a team full of King Tigers and Maus" Fuck even the shows WRITERS complained that the tank selection was shitty. I gotta be honest I was REALLY hoping the OP would change some of the shitty vehicles into something more usable.
>>24814481What about a T-34? Those are good tanks with the advantage of being dirt-cheap.
>>24814481>Hellcat and Jackson are open toppedClosed top conversions. For the FIFTH GODDAMN TIME.
>>24814491>Sucky and time consumingBut SOOOOOOO worth it when it comes to firing on the move.Sweat during peacetime saves blood during wartime
>>24814501The repros (assuming) ought to have better transmissions and oil filters. Hopefully, they also have the later turret for more efficient crewing.
Oh hey, it's WOT General! Morning /vg/, how ar-Oh, this is /tg/?Right! This must be "Three quest posts 97% Tanku Discussionu" Quest!
>>24814496It'd still make things bland and conventional, especially for a bunch of freshmen tankers.With great power comes lacking tactics.>>24814501I doubt they'd be that cheap considering they're russian tanks. That and there's a school that's likely buying them all up.
>>24814516Bah. I forgot how ugly the Tiger II was. Especially in zimmerit.
>>24814470Yeah I know they're not ideal at all, but a dark gray would be a lot better than neon blue don't you think?Ideal would be as you said, green/brown patterns, but that might not be available.
>>24814516But WW2 tanks lacked the fire control to properly do it; firing from a short halt was almost always the better option. Disredgarding crew, the Sherman was better anyway due to primitive stabilization and its fire control set up.
>>24814544They'd still be vastly outnumbered, and thus still need ridiculous, fun tactics to win most matches.
>What we should get our hands on if we can
>>2481451>Sweat during peacetime saves blood during wartimeWell, our side's blood. Hopefully not the other's.
I wonder, co any if the other teams know we're signed on with Ooarai?
>>24814577>Oh, and also this>Fuck the orginial, we're getting the Late-War version
>>24814577Giving a Panther to a newbie team is NOT a good idea. Giving one to a newbie team who isn't really used to heavy lifting? Even worse idea
>>24814544Based on what? Besides your feeble ramblings that imply it's somehow bound to happen? Also I'll say this flat out what we got in the series wasn't "tactics", there was nothing that even LOOKED like acutal tactics in that steaming pile. What it was, was pure undiluted character shields. The other teams were full of blind retards that couldn't shot, every retarded scheme they had somehow worked flawlessly, and somehow no team was every able to make there grossly superior vehicles and often numbers tell in any meaningful way. It was frankly why I ended up dropping the show, the bullshit got so thick I just couldn't take it anymore. If this quest is determined to follow down this line I'll probably be dropping it shortly as well. I was hoping the use of a Pershing by the MC was a harbinger of a change for the more rational, but that seems increasingly unlikely.
>>24814618Naw brahWe GUTS now
>>24814568not as much as originally considering that with a 'better' tank, odds are they'll run into a tank that they'd outmatch.>>24814600Honestly it might be better to at least wait for the freshmen to get used to tanking before moving them up to something better. Have them develop unconventional tactics before moving them to something with strength. But this would break the power/tactics balance present in most modern media, you know the thing that keeps Shounen leads from using creative tactics for the most part.
>>24814596I'm going to go with....maybe. Seems like a male heavy crew would spread fast. Then again, the games haven't started yet. It just depends if there are spy's among us
>>24814618>Help~!>Hel-p~!>My animu isn't realims~!!!>Oi'm beein Re'Pressed~!!!
>>24814618Well, to be honest, someone in the other thread was right. The MC and his crew haven't been at Oorai for a week, if that. Chances of a major change happening in that time is very little.Give it some time for changes to take effect
>>24814486Fortunately the King Tiger only has overlapping road wheels rather than interleaved road wheels.And it really is a very good suspension. Provided you don't get mud frozen inside or have to change it out on the quick.
Can you dig it?
>>24814618This is not WoT quest so you should just leave already.that and haven't you ever enjoyed anything running on Rule of Cool, Rule of Fun, and/or Rule of funny?>>24814640Oh my sides.
>>24814637Eh, I was under the impression that the Panther would be given to the duck team, rather then the freshmen.Giving it to the freshmen is a whole 'nother kettle of fish. Primarily numbers. You can't squeeze six people into a Panther and expect stuff to actually get done.
>>24814651And the mud-thing, they managed to fix in later years.
I'd be in favor of selling the I-Go and trying to pick up a better scout tank. Preferably a T-50-2 or a Chaffee, but I'd be fine with just a Stuart.
>>24814689Da, Comrade, Chaffe preferable.
>>24814689Hey, yeah. A Stuart would work. Fits with the primarily early- to mid-war-ish tanks that they already have.
>>24814676Said I-Go is said to be a good newbies tank... and unless i'm mistaken the freshmen get it, fitting the bill perfectly.>>24814689I'd agree only after they get some experience if anything.
>>24814709Nah, the I-Go is given to the Volleyball team.The freshmen get the Lee.
>All this talk about having to get the newbie crews on newbie tanks to train them.When any military in the world is training their tank crews, do you know what they train them on?The tanks they'll actually be using when they fight.Train as you Fight, people, it's how we should be doing this.
>>24814640Hark what's that? The yelping refrain of the retard? Ah such a majestic shirl cry! Why you can almost hear it echoing within it's empty skull. Here's the thing "buddy" when you decide to use REAL vehicles and you then add on a further layer of pretension to have those vehicles act in a fairly realistic manner, you set up expectations that logic and realism are in effect. When you then fucking ignore that in favor of shitty writing to allow the totally fucking impossible to happen over, and over, and OVER you have failed as a writer and story teller. Saying that "it's an anime, so it's allowed to be stupid" is the kind of brainless idiocy that has gotten us the cease pit like wasteland of shit that dominates the medium today. If you're happy to judge a series solely on the perfusion of underage tittes so be it, I happen to have higher standards.
>>24814656Honestly, I can't. I like Anglerfish in their balanced medium tank.>>24814676>You can't squeeze six people into a Panther and expect stuff to actually get done.Maybe not 6 men, but six 14 year old Asian women?
>>24814736I put, literally, twenty seconds into my first response. I'm not even putting that much into this one. I didn't even read your argument.>take that, motherfucker!
>>24814738>balancedHaHahaHAHAHAHAHAComrade, you want win, da? Then why this talk of "balance"?
>>24814729I stand corrected, though in this case they might be offended at this point as they might see the tank as a sign of their goal of restoring the volleyball team.I.e. selling it may be akin to selling the round table out of camelot.
>>24814738Well, you can, I suppose. At least in terms of the fact that there is probably enough space. But the problem comes when they actually have to do something. There's going to be someone who is sitting on her hands doing nothing but taking up space. And that is not a good thing.Of course, now that I think about it, giving a Panther to the volleyball team won't pass muster either, as they would be a man down.
>>24814759I think he meant balanced as in balancing the trifecta of armor, firepower and mobility.
>>24814789>Man downThey already have someone doing double-duty as the radioman, they can do the same thing in the Panther
>>24814795Even if that is the case comrade, almost every team we're going up against is going to have better "balanced" tanks than our poor Pz. IV, even if we Ausf. J her right here and now.
>>24814729Unlike them we don't have multimillion dollar budgets. Or mostly responsible adults in the drivers chair.Also we have Chouno teaching them to drive.>>24814736>I didn't like the underdog sports series because the underdogs won and it stretched my disbelief too far.I bet you hated Little Giants and Air Bud too.Not that I can't see where you're coming from. The sheer incompetency of Kuromorimine's individual tankers was appalling.
"Maybe we could sell it?" You volunteer. "Maybe get enough to buy something more useful?""Who'd take it?" Miho says, leaning against the PzIV."A museum? What about a private collector?" Yukari says optimistically. "We wouldn't get much but...""We certainly wouldn't get enough to get something worthwhile. Best we could hope for would be parts for other tanks." Miho looks over at the I-Go's crew. "And that would mean cutting the Volleyball team from Senshado."Saori speaks up from the Driver's hatch. "Really? Senshado is all they have left to keep what's left of the volleyball team together-" She says sadly.>"So, what about our other tanks?">"Heard anything about a training battle?">"Maybe the coach we're getting will know how to put that tank to use?"
>>24814798Wait. Really? I thought the Type 89 was a 4-man tank?
>>24814818>"Then cut them."This is Panzerfahren, not kindergardenSacrifices have to be made
>>24814818>"Heard anything about a training battle?">"Maybe the coach we're getting will know how to put that tank to use?"
>>24814818[x] "Maybe the coach we're getting will know how to put that tank to use?"
>>24814738I had actually considered giving the Freshmen girls a different tank, mainly because it would mean two US tanks on the team. If I was going to give them anything it would've been a Russian T-28.
>>24814815I was under the impression they fell apart due to Oorai's tanks doing anything but conventional tactics, that and possibly isolating Maho from the rest.>>24814830Black forest is that way.>"Heard anything about a training battle?">"Maybe the coach we're getting will know how to put that tank to use?"
>>24814818Ha, no. We can't cut those poor girls>"Maybe the coach we're getting will know how to put that tank to use?">"So, what about our other tanks?"In this order
>>24814818>"Heard anything about a training battle?">"Maybe the coach we're getting will know how to put that tank to use?"Not likely, but we'll see
>>24814818>"So, what about our other tanks?">"Heard anything about a training battle?">"Maybe the coach we're getting will know how to put that tank to use?just do them in this order. i get the feeling blackjack wants to explore those options.
MFW i finally catch up to the posts
>>24814818>So, what about our other tanks?">"Heard anything about a training battle?">"Maybe the coach we're getting will know how to put that tank to use?
>>24814729Not so sure about that, maybe career tankers but not newbies, that and using the state of art tanks to teach newbies is a good way to waste money compared to using some old beater that controls similarly.
>>24814830Their is only one person in this school with enough balls to climb around on the outside of the tank mid battle under machine gun fire so they can throw some smoke grenades.We're not cutting her. Or the tits that surround her.>"So, what about our other tanks?">"Maybe the coach we're getting will know how to put that tank to use?"
>>24814843but! but! how will they be able to the GUTS charge on it's nose when we face pravda? just keep the I-Go and swap it out for the T-28 for the black forest fight.
>>24814892"sir the M1 Preist is ready to fire on your order"
>>24814893Wrong squad.The Freshmen drive the Lee.
>>24814830I think that tank, no matter how shitty it is is better than no tank.
>>24814893Did you not read the update? The notion of selling the tank and getting a new one got thoroughly jossed.
>>24814928You clearly don't understand how BAD Japanese armour is
>>24814815It's more fair to say that hate underdog stories in general where the underdogs are SO blazing incompetent/ill equipped that the other side must be complete morons for them to win. Girl und Panzer crossed that threshold pretty rapidly and hence lost my interest. My hope was that if the OP was willing to give the MC a better tank, and since this was clearly an AU that the tanks they dug up at the start wouldn't be quite so stupid. Like maybe they find the Hetzer right off the bat, and the Jap shit can is replaced with some other less crap light tank (something British perhaps), and the Panzer maybe doesn't have the worst gun possible to start with stuff like that. Not like they end up with a Panther, IS-2s, and shit but that they can at least fight other teams without having to count on TOTAL bullshit to win, or end up in silly situations were like only one tank on the team has a gun that can even threaten the enemy.
>>24814926...(facepalm) my bad. sorry. memory failure big time.>>24814941missed that. he posted faster than i did. ><
>>24814844Yes, this is true.But that only worked because the team relied entirely on overwhelming force and Maho micromanaging everything at the expense of individual skill and decision making/initiative.
>>24815027Fukken saved.You sir, are a scholar and a gentlemanYes captcha, also murmatt. Whatever that means
>>24814987exactly as a team they became too reliant on the tanks power and Maho's talented commanding.I wonder how past matches between Black Forest and Pravada went as the latter had some tactical smarts (Oorai put themselves in a bad spot by failing to recognize the trap or prepare for fighting Russians in an winter environment.)Though Pravada's tanks are rather strong themselves.
>>24815027And they complain about our crewmen staring at them
>>24815027Seriously though, best girl on bass?It's like some guy, some where, answered my unspoken prayers by drawing this up.
>>24815066It was incidental as Yuzu in a biniki stands out far more.Though I don't think Yukari'd complain about getting looked at.
>>24815097That;s because Yukari is best grillAlso, captcha says "Uckari Down"Hehehe, I'd take Yukari down, if you know what I mean.
>>24815027MFW im walking out of my hanger and see that across the street
>>24815131She could handle MY 17pounder, if you know what I mean!
>>24815143I'd Blitzkrieg right through her frontlines, if you know what I mean.
>>24815143I've got some vital statistics she can memorize, if you know what I mean
>>24815146I'd fill her mouth with mustard if you know what I mean.
>>24815131I'm still itching to actually talk with Oreo, but well a Yukari is more than fine too.
>>24815153Did Hana just try and waterboard her...with mustard?Damn Hana, you scurry
>>24815159>OreoYou sir, have fine tastes
>>24815131I'd let her load my cannon, if you know what I mean!
>>24815178I'd fill her full of my semen, if you know what I mean.
Stop sexualizing the Gruppans, guys
>>24815171She's adorable. Just not my type
>>24815195Yeah, just like that.*EXACTLY* like that.
>>24815213said the guy posting the picture of them in snug bunny outfits.
>>24815274>I-It isn't sexualized!!>It's just form fitting!
>>24815131Digga please, Ausf. M is best Grille and everyone knows it.
>>24815159>>24815171>>24815203>>24815216>>24815222>Oreo>not SaemonzaAnons, you have different tastes than me, and that's okay. Because you are good people.
So the plan is to annex Yukari's Sudentenland?
>>24815274There's a difference between the Gruppans being inherently sexual and sexualizing the Gruppans.The former is unavoidable, the latter is disgusting.
>>24815292I thought it was to blitz her cities.Silly me.
>>24815171>Oreo>Confirmed for best Historian
>>24815290So are you anon. So are you
>>24815300Not sure why, but that picture makes me want to see some UpotteXGuP.On a scale of F.A.T.A.L. LARPing to playing DnD with a Salvatore fan, how bad of an idea is this?
>>24815321Silly anon, that's not how you spell Erwin
>>24815292It's to roll over her hills and traverse her valleys.
>>24815321>Any of History team>Not best History team>Any Ooarai>Not all best Ooarai>Any GuP>Not all best GuPYou dun goof'd
>>24815331Actually...I kinda want that too.
>>24815300>not sexualizing the shit out of KayHow can the girl be "overpaid, oversexed, over-decorated, and over here" if she doesn't get any sex?
So if we lose the practice match will we be forced to dance as well?
blackjack, where are you and your glorious updates?
>>24815344Excepting of course, Alice.Right?
>>24815331>>24815346You guys aren't alone ;_;
>>24815331Personally I think it would be adorable. Actually, I think we should take the Oarai team airsofting after we take the championship, so we can make Upotte!! jokes.
>>24815372Oh my god. This. So much this.Captcha: kespods very.See? Even captcha agrees.
>>24815368No, Alice can be redeemed with Lawful Good hot dickings.The only irredeemable Garupan is Erika.
>>24815364Where's that bear force video when you need it.
>>24815331>>24815346Katyusha is pretty much just Obrez-chan
>>24815372>>24815377Do you WANT fa/tg/uys bickering over which Upotte we should use?Galil, obviously.
>>24815384Actually....I could totally get behind this.But what does that make Nonna?SVT-40? SKS?
>>24815368Alice just wants the Takeshi to love her. Why won't he notice her feelings?
>>24815384Wasn't there some sort of a fan theory that detachable mags are female, internal mags are male or something, based on 1903 and M1 Garand being male?
>>24815406Oh come on, at least she didn't use her godlike powers to warp reality and MAKE Saunders win the match.
>>24815404Why a Moist Nugget of course. Tall, accurate, powerful, obsessed with protecting Katyusha's motherland.
...uh, wasn't this a quest thread?At first I thought I was in /a/'s GuP threads again.I suppose it's futile of me to ask, but can you guys cut down on the waifu chatter at least until the quest is over for the day?
>>24815395>Not wanting to hold L85A1 in your hands, and caress her softly>Not wanting to take down Steyr AUG's hair for rough wild sex, and then put it back up for some nice cuddles afterwordsYeah, you're a faggot ain't ya?
>>24815444Ha ha hano
>>24815438Yeah, but I figured that would be a bit too obvious.And it would also make Katyusha a mini version of Nonna, which I just didn't see.
>>24815456Well, alright then.At the rate this thread is going, we'll drop down the board and still won't be able to get halfway through this session.
>>24815483The quest is a giant railroad anyways. I'm only here to discuss waifus and tankus away from the rage of /a/
>>24815414Dunno, but if so I know what Mateba-kun looks like.
>>24815406>>24815433You mean a cheating whiner who's hung up on some guy voiced by Aya Hirano (whose career is past its peak due to various factors?)>>24815444Will you shut up about the tank stuff then?>>24815459Nah that'd never work as Nonna is in various ways, Katyusha's opposite.
Just to remind you guys why we're here.
>>24815503Well, I won't deny that. I'm hoping OP can mix things up by actually letting us roll during battles... but oh well. I'm just here for the ride, I suppose.
>>24815450Elle is a jam-happy piece of garbage. She needs to get off her ass, stop being a fucking moeblob, and use determination and sheer GUTS! to upgrade herself to L85A2. Then she will have my respect.AUG is an acceptable alternative to Galil, however.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5IFJqjXiQThis should be the thread's theme music.
>>24815450>He likes bullpupsYou some sort of fudge packer or something? Always trying to stick it in behind the grip?
>>24815532>SlavshitHA HA HANO COMRADEN THIS SHALL BE THE THEME MUSIC:ww.youtube.com/watch?v=E9c8C2K-TtE
>>24815539You sir, made me laugh much harder then I probably should have.Kudos to you.On a related note, if detachable magazine=female and fixed magazine=male, does that mean that I'm gay for having a massive love affair with the Kar 98?
>>24815574It's not gay if it's a firearm.
>>24815517>You mean a cheating whiner who's hung up on some guy voiced by Aya Hirano (whose career is past its peak due to various factors?)Even her anon.Cheating whiner scum she may be, but if she's still strangely hilarious in her panic ranting.Besides the rest of Saunders makes up for it
>>24815503At least you're honest about it. I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that the quest was kind of rail-roady
>>24815566Why would you post something so clearly inferior?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4kd_ONt7ZE
You lean back on the balls of your feet. "Well, maybe the coach the president mentioned will be able to figure out how we can use the I-Go." You say, stretching your arms back behind your head. "Heard anything about that?"Saori nods enthusiastically. "I heard she's really pretty and used to be great and senshado!" She swoons. "I bet she's got tons of guys chasing after her!"Even Yukari seems excited to meet the coach. "I bet she knows tons of stuff about how Panzers work!""Tanks." You correct."Tanks. Sorry," She says. "I wonder what her favorite tank is?""Well, hopefully she can show the rest of the team how these things work- they're not as easy as they look."Miho nods. "Yeah, every individual job requires training and practice, and then there's so much teamwork between the members of the crew and between the various crews working together." "That's probably the bit we'll need to work on..." You admit. "My team's only ever had to rely on itself to win.">"What do you think the training battle will involve?">"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"
>>24815643>"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"
>>24815643>"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"If there is any advice we do need, its really going to be this
>>24815643>"What do you think the training battle will involve?">"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"
>"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"Might as well. We're not used to the whole teamplay thing after all.
>>24815637>Not using a real tankken song>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqlE9eNWYj4
>"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"I'd ask about the training battle but this is far more useful and less likely to result in disappointment.Though we should ask the other question afterwards in hopes of inspiring Miho to make a training plan (remember Chono basically expected her to do just that)
>>24815532>>24815566>>24815637>>24815677>Russians and Germans>thinking they have badass songsI'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my countrymen never yielding.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8ft371DLlo
>>24815677>No krautshit allowed>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfwSsgw9Iu4
>>24815711Go eat goat balls and fuck a sheep or whatever it is you Welshfuckers do!
>>24815643>>"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"
>>24815594Unless it's an XM8
>>24815716As a huge fan of the band, I feel morally obligated to point out the following:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcab4_-ooj8
>>24815643>"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"We should ask an expert.
>>24815737Well the thing is, XM8 is a RAGING dyke. Just look at how she's motorboating that poor girl.
New Intro to the threads:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29EXMWqBWPc
>>24815741Don't worry, I was already a fan.We death in the shape of a panzer battalion, now.
All these inferior songs for tanking.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCsgUyxkGuE>>24815643>"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"
>>24815643>>"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"this is what we have the least experience with
>>24815716Alban an Aigh would like to remind you that in the end, no one gives the shits about Wales.>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
>>24815769But we don't HAVE an Abrams.
>>24815793Well....That is a problem that we should rectify.Post haste
>>24815807It's not allowed at high school level. I believe cold war stuff would be allowed in college level stuff.
>implying that we aren't undead tankers conquering the worldThis is our new and proper theme song.>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
>>24815807Can't use an Abrams until AT LEAST college level though for Cold War tanks. And then it'd have to be an early model. And even that's questionable, because modern MBTs are pro level.
>>24815765You kidding bro, XM8 even pulls Fighter Aces.
>>24815829Going with this, at what level would baneblades be allowed?
>>24815829>>24815822Well...yeah. But who said anything about USING it?Just park it at the front gate. You know, for intimidation purposes
>>24815861None. Baneblades are bothA: Not real.B: A TERRIBLE design.
>>24815869It wouldn't work as everyone else would know it'd never be used. That and a tank that isn't being used is just a big waste of money.
>>24815884what and CnC Mammoth tanks?
>>24815807If we're going for modern MBTs, I say get a K2 흑표.
>>24815893>>24815884Or SC Siege Tanks?
>>24815893Also a dumb design. Two tanks with one gun are better than one with two guns, and all being really big does is make you an easy target.
>>24815902One little problem.Budget cuts.
>>24815861>>24815893>>24815909forget those, go get a Bolo tanks!
>>24815940>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Fi4FZGi98Except this is our dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
>>24815902A single K2 costs over 8.5 million USD.It is a SEXY tank, but there's no way we'd ever be able to afford one.
>>24815952>Bear Force OneToo badass, not embarrassing enough. We need to go campier.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
>>24815965EE-T1 Osório then, costs half as much.
>>24815506I want one, but the closest anybody has nowadays is the Chiappa Rhino.>>24815521The only mostly human in Section 9, Togusa, from GitS.
>>24815952I should not have opened that.I knew what it was going to be.But I did anyway.And now I feel at least 30% gayer.But at the same time, 50% manlier.
T-80U rush kekeke
>>24816042That damn scene blew my mind. They were on a ship the whole fucking time. Damn.
>>24816091and then you find out it wasn't even the biggest one of those ships a little later
>>24816114Aircraft are not allowed in tankery.
>>24816129there is a tank designated A-10
>>24816163Figures St. Gloriana would have a TOG.
>>24816129They will be once someone decides to make Girls und Düsenjäger quest.
>>24815643>"Miho, any advice for working as part of a team?"Might as well to start learning on how to be a team player.
Anyone playing tanks right now?
>>24816186I like you. Anyone play French arty?
>>24816191Given that someone just started with infantry, it's only a matter of time.
>>24815988Then how bout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0vrsxg0naA
>>24816202Yeah man, browsing my iPad while sitting down in my swagin Abrams. What, were you talking about playing make believe tanks?
>>24816237>implying the 'Hog gives a FUCKA total of 136 A-10's and 12 OA-10's were deployed to Southwest Asia. The aircraft flew 8,077 sorties, often for anti-air defense missions and hunting SCUD missiles. Ten of the 15 aircraft damaged returned to action. Six others were shot down and lost.8,077 missions over hostile territory. Only SIX were unable to RTB before giving up the ghost.
>>24816202On cool down. Rocked out too hard in my 3601H, Comp couldn't handle it.>>24816220http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1D0eEjwQKs>>248162272d master race, 3DPD, etc.
>>24816265Yeah, well, southwest asia wouldn't know a proper air defense network if one bit them on the nosethere is, after all, a reason we usually send in stealth bombers and SEAD planes before anything else.
Is OP still here?
>>24816191I think it'd probably look rather more like this.
>>24816321He usually takes about 30 minutes to write a post. so just chill and relax.
>>24816313>not realizing that half of the A-10s ordinance can hit mobile air defenses before they're even in range.
>>24816321Probably drowned out by everything else being talked about in his quest thread.
"So, Miho, you've worked as part of a larger group before..." You say, a bit uncomfortable to be asking advice, suddenly feeling a bit ol' spotlight- you and your crew were supposed to be the experts here. "Any kind of advice for fighting as part of a unit?" You finally spit out.She smiles, almost like she's trying not to laugh. This does not make it easier for you. "Watch your team's ass." She says simply.You weren't expecting such blunt language. You manage a confused "Huh?""Keep everyone on your team safe, and assume that everyone else is doing the same." She explains. "The moment you think you can do everything alone and carry the entire team by yourself you've defeated yourself and your team. Everyone is important, everyone has a role, and if they're knocked out they cannot perform that role." "Even the I-Go?" You say, cracking a bit of a smile.She returns it with a short laugh. "We'll see about that...">"So, besides the I-Go, what do you think of the team?">"What do you think we'll have to do for the training match?"
>"What do you think we'll have to do for the training match?"Just in hopes of getting her ideas of what to do for it.
>>24816334Just make sure you don't send these guys to do it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cwLGqE_xFg
>>24816339[x] "So, besides the I-Go, what do you think of the team?"
>>24816339>"Watch your team's ass." She says simply.This isn't the Miho I know...Now ask her:>"So, besides the I-Go, what do you think of the team?"
>>24816339>"So, besides the I-Go, what do you think of the team?"Huh, getting 502 errors here. Odd.
>>24816339>>"So, besides the I-Go, what do you think of the team?"
>>24816313>>24816334>Not realizing that's for shooting down incoming mortars, rockets, and artillery.
>>24816339>"What do you think we'll have to do for the training match?"Gather all the intel that we can
>>24816339>The moment you think you can do everything alone and carry the entire team by yourself you've defeated yourself and your team. Everyone is important, everyone has a role, and if they're knocked out they cannot perform that roleso basicly op plays wot.
>>24816339>>24816339>Railroading>No real options>40 mins for a post that still has mistakes>Breaking pre-established character typesshit quest, i'm out
>>24816326"Düsenjäger" is the word for jet fighters, specifically.>>24816339>"What do you think we'll have to do for the training match?"Back to business.
>>24816191And now I'm picturing Japanese schoolgirls singing Dos Gringos songs in horrid Engrish.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjso35OpXNk
>>24816377Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!
>>24816334>implying it wouldn't get its shit pushed in by a proper air defense network>implying you know a damned thing about the subjecthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9K22_Tunguskahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buk_missile_systemhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-400_Triumfhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantsir-S1http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIM-104_Patriothttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIM-23_Hawkhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_(missile)
>>24816339>"So, besides the I-Go, what do you think of the team?">"What do you think we'll have to do for the training match?"Start with the first question which would lead into the second one.
>>24816396I know exactly what it means, my point stands. It's much more likely anyone that did it would use WWII prop jobs. I've vaguely considered the notion myself at times, but I'm pretty fucking lazy so I doubt my ability to sustain such a thing.
>>24816418>implying CAS aircraft ever go in before SEAD has crushed the air defense network>implying you're not a buttmad SPAAGaboo
>>24816339>"So, besides the I-Go, what do you think of the team?"
>>24816339>>"So, besides the I-Go, what do you think of the team?">>"What do you think we'll have to do for the training match?"
>>24816372the whole "watch your team's ass" from Miho of all people was surprising.>>24816377Good riddance to bad rubbish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2kzqdXensSo what do you guys listen to while tanking?
>>24816486http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lEA little bit of National Pride
Are we in autosage now?
>>24816625We Autosage now
>>24816625>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lEI think so
>>24816486http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXfZMsvETIQ>Tank identified>Sabot up!>Fire!
>>24816625Autosage when we're..what? Six posts from OP? Seven?Oh, glorious.
>>24816625>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXfZMsvETIQop will come back, gif related
>>24816664Maybe next post is new thread?
Is there seriously a better feel than getting into the thick out it and slugging it out with a tank a few tiers higher and coming off the better?
>>24816715Yes. Doing it in a shitty tank.
>>24816706We can still squeeze some posts in this thread.Of course, the whole WE'RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING YET AND THE THREAD'S ON AUTOSAGE thing is a mighty bit annoying.
>>24816733I was in a pershing. [spoilers] derping [/spoilers]He was in an T-54
>>24816735I really do think we need some time skippage to get to the good bits at times, honestly I just kind of tune out the 'talk, talk, talk" stuff after awhile. Not to be a dick, but I'm kinda here for the tanks, be nice if there was some TANKING going on somewhere...
>>24816846Well, the instructor is just about to get here, which means practice battle prolly started this thread, but it is taking a bit.
>>24816846We're just about to get to it. But then OP's taking his sweet time posting.Normally it's not a problem, but when your audience floods the thread with stuff they can discuss elsewhere, well...
>>24816894Did the instructor do anything besides the first practice match because I can't seem to remember her diong anything else.
i just wish the pace of this quest would pick up, its like this every thread, OP waits until there is a fucking glacial shift to post updates and as a result in a thread that lasts 3-4 hours we get 5 OP posts and everything else is lost in a shitstorm of arguing that gets out of hand because the OP does not post fast enough, and does nothing to stop/interrupt the arguments for the betterment of the threadand because i'm in a shitty timezone I rarely catch a thread in progress, having to read these threads when they are archived is sad
>>24816934what it means to us is TONKS NAO
>>24816934the instructor in the anime is literally the worst instructor in anything i have ever seen, she shows up, crushed a car, says something meaningless and does nothing but watch and smilewhere the fuck is all the instructing she is meant to be doing? goddamn miho, a fucking schoolgirl does a better job
5 posts over 4 hours, and each one pretty short.I like the quest, so there's no danger of me dropping it, It's just somewhat frustrating to be in them.
"What do you think the training match'll be like?" You ask, changing the subject to something that doesn't highlight your crew's largest weakness.Miho thinks for a second before Saori speaks up. "We've got six tanks, right? Maybe three-on-three?""Yes, but whoever has the Pershing on their team would be at a huge advantage." Miho says thoughtfully."What if they had everyone try to take out Black Jack?" Yukari says enthusiastically. "Five-to-one might not be that bad of odds, considering how powerful their Pershing is!"You blanch a bit at the thought. As bad as some of the tanks were, you didn't exactly like the idea of taking five of them on at once- Jack has a great turret and frontal armor, but if they could get around behind you there's nothing but engine and defeat. "I'm not sure I'd agree to that- Five tanks is still a lot to handle without back-up. Besides- I'd really like to at least attempt to practice fighting as a team before we get into any real games.""You'll see on Saturday!" Anzu says behind you. You jump a bit, startled. "Jeez!""Make sure you're ready." She says with a lazy grin on her face as she takes another bite of her always-present sweet-potato chips. "And make sure that tank is clean, too!" She says to Miho and Yukari. "The automotive club will make sure it's mechanically sound, but I want them looking nice for the coach."
>>24817011inb4 next time.
>>24817011>but I want them looking nice for the coachSHOULD OF THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU PAINTED IT FUCKING BLUE
>>24816995That's her belief that Miho would handle things better just because of her lineage. (She was taught at Black Forest if not by Shiho directly)Particularly foolish as at the time Miho wasn't in the best mental shape that and despite her family fame, she's been in her sister's shadow through high school and thus never had a chance to command.
>>24817011next time on gupq...
>>24817011>I want them looking nice for the coach."My sincerest apologies, but Black Jack is incapable of looking nice as long as he is powder blue."
>>24817046So she saw the daughter of her teacher and shoved all responsibility on to her. Miho should be getting her paychecks.
>Whew, finally got all that 5x xp, now I can go to bed.>Daily rolls over>12 hours left on premium>I'll be at work until at least 18 hours from now.>Welp, back to tanks.
>>24817065and her fucking tank, bitch does not deserve one
>>24817076She has a tank?
>>24817011what, no options to continue, no dialogue choices?
>>24817093She has a type-10 that she air dropped into an unsuspecting parking lot. I'm pretty sure we never see it again after that
>>24817065Looks like the case, Lucky Miho has the MC to help her out. Sure it might not be much, but it's better than nothing.
>>24817067God speed to ya Pic related - what this practice match is going to turn into
>>24817169>"WE'RE ON FIRE"mfw i read that in that voice
>>24817124Maybe he's just writing up time skip to the training match. And maybe a new thread for it too
>>24817169Thanks, asshole.I drew campinovka
New thread shortly, guys, would someone kindly archive this one?
>>24817224>not liking MalinovkaOh come on, it's heaven for me!Mainly because I love to snipe.
>>24817011"No helping the looks of mine without a proper coat of paint"
>>24817187Sure sign of a veteran WoT player.>>24817224Hehehehe
>>24817234dropped trip?anyways, i gotta run a couple errands, so in the hour im gone, try not to drive blackjack off the side of the ship
>>24817253We need to get that paint off somehow
>>24817253nah, just a friend of the op.
Next Time on Girls und Panzer Quest: New thread!>>24817286
>>24817169Mines with High Tiers.Why is Mines available at High Tiers.
>>24817298Why does Mines even EXIST? I despise that map with all my heart.
>>24816934I always assumed she did stuff all in the off screen training the girls did.
>>24814892>>24814692>>24814598>>24814577>>24814516>Someone was using my lmages