"Well, we did better than I expected..." You are the commander of the M26 Pershing heavy tank Black Jack, and as you look upon the ecclectic array of tanks that had been found over the course of the last two days, you begin to get an idea of just how essential your tank will be.Four had been found, besides the Panzer Mk.IV that had been in the garage and the M3 Lee found below decks, a Czech Panzer 38(t) had been found deep in the woods behind the school. (Though the freshmen crew had found it, the Student Council had claimed the light tank, giving them the M3 Lee instead.) In a cave in the hills, the former-volleyball team had discovered the Type-89 I-Go (God help them.), and, beneath a pond the History Club had discovered a StuG III. (Not technically a tank, but it has a decent gun and a low profile.)They were rusted, waterlogged, abandoned and, all-in-all, beat to hell. Any school with a lick of sense would've written them off as scrap and just bought some new ones. Oorai couldn't afford sense, though. Budget cuts.So as you look over the assorted tankers as they went about cleaning their new tanks, you notice a sudden lack of chatter from your crew below. Looking down you notice Patrick, Richard and Roy staring down the row towards the 38(t), instead of replacing a worn-out road wheel like they were supposed to.>Follow their gaze.>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"
>>24772893"Back to work you lazy arses!"
>>24772893>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"
>>24772893>Follow their gaze.
>Follow their gaze.>Smack Rich's head and remind he has a girlfriend.I think the MC can stand to see it for a bit, but we must keep Rich on track.
>>24772893>Follow their gaze.Better see what's got their attention.
>>24772893>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"Admonish them then when their heads are down, look.
>>24772949Agreed. He's a man in a relationship now.
>>24772893>Follow their gazeGotta at least see what's stopping the work before bitching them out.
One gif found
Rolled 6, 6, 8 = 20>>24772893>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"Rich, do you really want Saori to krump you good for ogling other women?
>>24773072I wonder if Saori's joining in by chance, if so and if he's just looking at her, it's AOK for a time.
>>24772893>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"Rich, Saori is gonna krump ya sumfin fierce. And we can't have that, because as long as you're all lovey-dovey with her you aren't sexually harassing the rest of the school.Don't fuck this up.
>>24772893>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"
>>24772893>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"Can't let 'em be lazy now can we?
>Follow their gaze.>Smack Rich's head and remind he has a girlfriend.
>>24772893>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"I'm now regretting that we aren't green.
>Follow their gaze.
>>24773012>follow gaze>Smack Rich
>>24773245Poor poor Yuzu, being forced to do all the work
>>24773245She's got a big brain.
>>24773270She seems to take orders pretty well.... not sure if the swimsuit was her idea or not
>>24773245This many times over.
>>24772893>Follow their gaze.>Smack Rich>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"
>>24773245this, what's the point of Yuzu doing her thing if we're not going to look?
>>24772893>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"that nasty shade of blue wont wash itself off
>Follow their gaze.>Smack Rich>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!">>24773556Better than losing morale and having gay rumors pop up about the MC.
>>24772893>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"Lazy buggers won't get themselves back to work, we're a commander, act like one.
"What are you guys even..." You follow their gaze along to the 38(t). Well, not the 38(t) itself, but the soaking wet, bikini-clad Yuzu on top of it. "...Hmm." It's... quite alluring, watching her scrub the top of that panzer like that... You blink. Tank, it's called a tank.You reach down and slap Richard upside the head. "Ow!" He yelps, turning around and rubbing the back of his skull. "What did you do that for?!""You've got a girlfriend now! Act like..." Your gaze catches the vice-president again and your sentence is lost again, gone against the rhythmic scrubbing and the suds and the..."Really, Commander?" Rose says annoyed as she climbs up out of the turret. "You could at least try to be discrete.">"Buh... Buhkeeeneee...">Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
>>24773633Yeah, but if you know why, it gives you ammunition.
>>24773654>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!people might get the wrong idea...
>>24773654>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!Before Rose kills us.
>>24773654>>"Buh... Buhkeeeneee...">>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!Bit of both.
>>24773654>Tank, it's called a tank.Techncially, MC, that one IS a Panzer. PanzerKampfwagen 38(t) is the official designation.>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
>>24773665It's giving Rose ammunition, that's for sure.
>>24773654>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!But then quick sneak look to help you concentrate
>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!Okay fun's over.
>>24773654>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!We have eyes only for Yukari
>>24773654>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
>>24773654>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!Come on, man. You want to get krumped by Rose?
>>24773654>"Buh... Buhkeeeneee...">Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!Gotta go both
>>24773654Shake yourself out of it!"I swear this place is going to kill me..."BACK TO BLACKJACK!!!
>>24773654>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!Needs moar Duck team
>>24773654"Man. Tits. Sopping wet. I rest my case."Get back to work.
>>24773654>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!"Bloody hell."
I wonder if the MC'll be ready for the swimsuit OVA. At least Rich would have something nice to look at.
>>24773654>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!Alright, stereotypical male time is over.
>>24773654"You're right Rose! Men! Strip down, we're showing these girls what tanking makes of Men."Then squeeze a sponge over ourselves and get to work
>>24773828Rich, get the boombox out.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqtb3jmAzi4
>>24773828...sortofwant. Do it!
>>24773799You thought wrong! Time for lady fan service! Patrick, grab the hose, Rich wash yourself with a sponge, slowly, ill straddle blackjack's cannon in my helmet
>>24773828I...kinda want this...if only for lulz or as a joke to Rose
>>24774059even if it royally backfires?
>>24774111Well, if were saying that to troll Rose, I'd be fine with that
>>24773828This has my vote. We're long overdue for shenanigans.
>>24774213if it kept only to words yeah but not actions.>>24774238have you forgotten what's said about /tg/ decision making such as yours?
>>24773828This needs to be done.
>>24774291refresh my memory please
>>24774058>>24774111>All-girls school>only boys in the school start beefcakingI support this plan.
>>24774291>have you forgotten what's said about /tg/ decision making such as yours?Making like Harmon Rabb Jr in a courtroom with an MP5K is a better choice?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbAjM1Pebuk
>>24774291>>24774336Plucky shonen spirit is all well and good, but sometimes, a true warrior needs to do a little something for the ladies. Follow your dream! You can reach your goal! BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!
>>24774336Yes, basically "taking a gun and shooting it up in the air at the ceiling" being a better decision than what /tg/ usually makes.
>>24774335And what happened next.
>>24773654>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!I just got here, and all I have to say is OH GOD WHY.
I am glad i started this.But yes, Beefcake for the ladies, afterall, you cant strut around an all girls school as 100% All American Beef without cutting loose the pythons every once and a while.Rich, this is important, Slow-mo high five me Now!
>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
You realise you're standing on top of the largest tank on the line, still painted robin's egg blue just to make it stand out, oggling across four other tanks at the assets of a girl. You aren't exactly the subtle type, but that's still beneath you. You shake your head, forcing your gaze away as the President sprays Yuzu with a hose."Um... Er. I wasn't looking at anyone." You say, taking a seat and putting the turret of the Lee between you and the glistening female form. "How's the... um, gun servos. Working good?"Rose stares at you flatly. "Yeah. Just dandy.""What?" You say, finally breaking under her gaze. "We're guys! We can't help it!" "Yeah. Sure." She says, sliding down the other side of Black Jack's turret. You turn and notice Patrick is still staring and kick him in the shoulder. "Back to work, pervert." You throw a wet sponge at the back of Roy's head. "You too!">Check in with Miho's crew.>Chat with El Presidente>Introduce yourself to the Freshmen.>Introduce yourself to the Volleyball team.>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
>>24774799>Introduce yourself to the Volleyball team.How does that even work on a ship?
>>24774799>>Check in with Miho's crew.I have to admit, I'm actually tempted to talk with Anzu due to the reference.
>>24774799>Top Gun it up
>>24774799>>Introduce yourself to the History Club.THE TIME HAS COME
>>24774859DON'T FORGET THE PATTON HELMET
>>24774799>>Introduce yourself to the History Club.It's time.
>>24774799>Introduce yourself to the History Club.This needs to be done, Patton helm on, shirt off.
>>24774799>>Introduce yourself to the Freshmen.>>Introduce yourself to the Volleyball team.>>Introduce yourself to the History Club.meet the other teams
>>24774799>Introduce yourself to the History Club.While wearing our Patton helmet. We need to inform Erwin that we read her book.
>>24774799>Introduce yourself to the History Club.Wear that helmet proud!
>>24774799Sorry GM, the mob has spoken!Gift for the ladies, let them come to us, introduce themselves as we Top Gun it up.
>Introduce yourself to the History Club.In character, we were impressed by Yukari's tank knowledge, so it makes sense to go for the group with the next most closely related focus.
>>24774799>Introduce yourself to the History Club.Shirtless with patton helmet. I wish we had cigar but oh well.
>Chat with El PresidenteAll power to El Presidente!
>>24774799>Introduce yourself to the History Club.Let's see if this Erwin lives up to her name.
>Introduce yourself to the History Club.>Then check in with Miho's crewI was about to choose "check in with the crew" but then I saw History Club.
>>24774799>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
>>24774944It is time for the beefiest of beefcake.
>>24775581In my entire life I never thought I would type something like that... I love /tg/.
>>24775581I've got a need, a need for Panz-Tanks!
>>24774799>Top Gun it upTime to show these Jap girls how sexy slo-mo sequences are done!
>>24775581Do you hear that? That is the sound of every single girl's panties dropping once we start washing our Pershing.
Friends, countrymen, fellow players, remember, Going to the girls is all well and good.But we Beef this tub up a few knotches, then baby, all eyes are on us. We make them come to us. The hunter lays bait, rather then tracking the animal itself.Or it accidentally turns into this>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98AzJT8FlmY
There is one group of girls that you've been interested in meeting since you heard of them- the History Club. As you wind your way through the tanks to their StuG you see find them in debate among themselves. They're an odd bunch- The first wears a red shawl wrapped around her shoulders, another keeps wears and headband and what appears to be some sort of piece of armor over her right breast, the third has messy hair and keeps her arms crossed benieth a kimono draped over her shoulders."The SturmGeschütz halted the Soviets in the Winter War! Apologize to the Finnish!" shouts the last one, a blond wearing an oversized German's officer coat and hat over her school uniform. The other three immediate turn, face roughly north-westish and apologize and bow.You blink. "Um. Am I interrupting something?"The blond turns around. "You're the Pershings commander?"You nod. "Yeah. You guys are the history club?"She sticks out her hand. "You can call me Rommel." She says. With a jerk of her thumb towards each of her crewmates in turn, she continues. "And that's Caesar, Saemonza and Oryou.">"Rommel? I read your book.">"What do you think of your StuG?">"Why do you call yourself Rommel?"
>"Rommel? I read your book."This should get a laugh out of her.
>>24776010>"Rommel? I read your book."I know it's the Big Red Button, but I can't resist it.
>>24776010>>"Rommel? I read your book.">>"What do you think of your StuG?"
>>24776010>Rommel? I read your book, you sonnuvabitch!This is the only right answer.
>>24776010>"Rommel? I read your book.">"What do you think of your StuG?"
>"Rommel? I read your book."
>>24776010>>"Rommel? I read your book."MUST. DO. THIS.
>>24776010>"Rommel? I read your book.">"What do you think of your StuG?
>>24776010>some sort of piece of armor over her right breastChest protector for Kyudo.I will admit, I find a girl in full Kyudo gear sexy as hell.>"Rommel? I read your book."
>>24776010...But she's called Erwin.
>>24776010Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I read your book!
>>24776010"Rommel? I read your book."
>>24776099Erwin is Rommel's first name.
>>24776010When we get around to washing our tank this is what it should look like.
>>24776010Foxy.Damnit. No. "None too happy we managed to find a Lee then? How'd you like your StuG so far?"
>>24776010>"Rommel? I read your book."Do we have our Patton helmet?
>>24776010>"Rommel? I read your book."Also, are we wearing our helmet?
>>24776142I know, but did they ever call her Rommel in the show?
>>24776010Crap.>"You can call me Erwin.">"Erwin? I read your book.">"Why do you call yourself Erwin?"Was stuck on the Rommel reference...
>>24776151Mmmmmmm, teach me Thompson-sensei...
>>24776204>>24776273>>24776274...come on guys...your getting me excited
>>24776374>yourDammit, I ment *you're
>>24776571Welcome to /tg/Oil Up.
You know what we have to do sooner or later.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9dQRiqOts
>>24776571/tg/: Totally Gayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA
>>24776677>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9dQRiqOtsI thought more along the lines of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iMFor the ladies.
I am perfectly fine with all of this.ALL OF THIS.
>>24776692OK, that was epic.
>>24776698>For the ladies.Yaoi is more popular with the ladies than bara.It gives them a "glamorous" vision of male homosexuality. In yaoi, you have "beautiful men" gently "taking each other" on a bed of roses.Whereas real male-on-male sex probably more resembles a pair of mange-stricken bears fighting over a discarded box of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
>>24776698Oh god all of my sides.
>>24776829>In yaoi, you have "beautiful men" gently "taking each other" on a bed of roses.http://humon.deviantart.com/art/A-Face-to-Remember-143367172?q=gallery%3Ahumon%2F12482917&qo=54(/tg/ rejected the image for possible malicious code)
"Erwin? I read your book you son of a-" You stop mid-line when she gives you a look. "Sorry- referencing a movie you've probably never seen...""Patton? I've seen it- and heard that line a hundred times..." She says, rolling her eyes. "Nice jacket." She says, refering to the leather tanker's jacket your grandfather had given you before your first match. It was still a bit baggy, but it was comfortable."Nice hat." You reply smartly. "So you're commanding, I take it?" "Well-"Red Shawl- Caesar, has turned away from her apologies and raises her hand. "We haven't voted on a commander yet, but I think I-"Erwin turns to her classmate. "We've discussed this. I've got the most experience with modern warfare.""What, just because you read Rommel's book over the summer break?" Caesar retorts. "I've got more leadership experience!">"I think Caesar would make a good tank commander.">"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?">"Why don't you both command or something?"
>>24776904I'm assuming that's gay porn.
>>24776829So you're saying our way to get in with all the girls from Ooarai, and thus unlocking the super secret harem route, is to produce a lewd doujin of all the male members of our tank crew?
>>24776928It's technically SFW, and it's bi.
>"Why don't you both command or something?"
>>24776926>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"
>>24776926>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?" And then if they don't do so well then Caesar can take the lead for a bit. Basically get someone that at least knows how to use a tank in theory to get their feet wet.
>>24776926Many strategies are only possible when there are multiple commanders...
>>24776926>Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?Being a great leader is awesome, but knowing your equipment is even greater.
>>24776933Bwahahahahaha!>>24776926>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"
>>24776926>"I think Caesar would make a good tank commander."The Romans got shit done. This should work.
Didn't they both have a sort of commander role in canon?
>>24776998As long as Caesar isn't stabbed in the back by Rommel, Saemonza, or Oryou--figuratively or literally.
>>24776926>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"Why are we still wearing a jacket?
>>24776926"Both of you take turns during training, whoever does best gets the job."
>>24776933FUND IT.>>24776926Girls, it can be a tough choice over who'd be the leader. Erwin, how about you and I get this StuG here into shape, and Caesar, my crew needs a boot to get a wheel replaced.">Toss her the helmet"Light a fire under their asses, or whatever way you think'll get it done."
>>24776926"I feel the need to point out that Rommel never finished his book on armored warfare. The book he did finish was Infanterie Greift An, literally "The Infantry In Attack", and focused on his experience commanding infantry in the first world war. Better material specifically for armored warfare from German commanders would be Guderian's memoir Panzer Leader, or Otto Carius' Tigers in the Mud."
>>24776926>>"I think Caesar would make a good tank commander."Let's try something new for a change.
>>24777044Because MURRICA, that's why.
>>24777058This could be promising
>>24776926>"I think Caesar would make a good tank commander."I feel any choice will end in some dispute anyway... so i'll go with this
>>24777059This so much.
>>24777059Are you proposing that we take Erwin to school on her prefered period of history? This could end badly. Or it could end in tsundere Erwin. Whether tsundere Erwin is good or bad depends on how you feel about tsunderes.
>>24777080Sir, i respect your opinions.But if we dont get these girl's Beefcake asap, They'll never band together as a team! They must share their lust for the BlackJack Bearforce!
>>24777139If you wish to give these women the lewd, refer to the plan here:>>24776933
>>24777139There are some things in life that can't be improved by adorableness. For everything else, there's desert foxes.
>>24777059"You might also consider reading Lind's Maneuver Warfare handbook."
>>24777169We must play on their schoolgirl fantasies first before the doujin makes is secret appearance.Pat! Need your help, lift me up onto Blackjack. After i spray you with this hose.
>>24777243And now we have to sing Teenage Dirtbag while riding in Black Jack at some point.>>24777295>a doujin suddenly appears at Comiket>it's subject? MALE tankers, and their forbidden loveThis gets the Fruity Rudy seal of approval.
>>24777059This Idea I LIKE IT, though I would also add some of the books by Dimtriy Loza as well, such as "Commanding the Red Army's Sherman tanks" and "Fighting for the Soviet Motherland"
>>24777325"You know, it doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot."So true, Corporal Person. So true. That is one VERY pretty man.>>24777391As the one who first posted it, yeah, we should pull out a notepad and write her up an exhaustive list of the best reading.
>>24777367>yfw we decide to sing this during the match with Saunders over the radio>yfw this is all that Arisa hears as Miho coordinates Ooarai's tanks with cellphones>yfw we are the distraction
>>24777367>>24777432This needs to happen
>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"
>>24777432don't forget http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLm37SghNp8
>>24777391We can lend her our copies.But Oh No, Whats This inbetween them? "When The Desert Fox Slumbers", a tale of forbidden love between british tankers in their tanks when the moon rises? Oh My!~
Male Tanker Yaoi doujin is this quest's pillow forts it seems.
>>24777523>Pillow fortWhere the fuck did he go, anyway?
>>24777542Planefag? He's running 'A Wizard Is You' over on that one touhou board thing. Pretty fun read.
>>24777542Back in summer, apparently.
Rolled 10>>24777523Why not have both but and make a Yaoi doujin in a fort made of tanks?
>>24777582Or a Yaoi doujin about tankers making a pillow fort.
>>24777640Or we could take our gun and fire it wildly into the air.
>>24777675Or we could take our "gun" and "fire it" wildly into "the air".
>>24777640"There we go, Let's see those Jerry bastards try to get in here, right Hans? Bet pillow fortifications we've done since the last war.""Yes Erik, and now that we're done there...""Gotten Himmel! What're we going to do on the bed Hans?">Pomf=3
Rolled 14>>24777691You shouldn't do that anon someone might get hurt if we don't fire the gun in a safe direction
>Quest about cute girls and tanks>Gets derailed first about beefcake to Top Gun soundtrack>Gets derailed again about lewd male tankersI don't quite get you, /tg/, but you're alright.
>>24777803And now, a story about German tankers!
>>24778001But i dont think we'll share this story with Rommel...
>>24778001Well, to be fair the poor guy did a really good job of concealing himself if the poster was trying to not be seen by nearby infantry.
"Going to have to go with Erwin on this." You say, nodding towards the blonde.Caesar nods. "Fine." She says grudgingly. "I'll bow to your experience on this one...""That being said, though," you start as Caesar begins to turn. "Rommel's book was about infantry tactics in World War One, not tank tactics." You grin wryly at the two, Caesar begins to gloat. "I'd suggest reading Guderian or maybe some Tukhachevsky. Oh, and Liddell Hart- good stuff in there about overall strategy..." You stop yourself before you start listing off your tanking bibliography in any more detail. "I'll look into it." She says with a polite nod. >Meet and greet with the Freshmen.>Say hello to the Volleyball team. >"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!">Go talk with Miho and her crew.
>>24778001thats what i would call(•_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■)a shitty day
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"This, and BlackJack why are we still wearing a jacket?
>>24778109>Say hello to the Volleyball team
>>24778109[x]Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!If we don't keep on her case about it, she'll conveniently "forget" to have it painted back to its original colors.
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!">>24778129>why are we still wearing a jacket?That jacket is a symbol of our pride as a tanker!
>>24778075>>Say hello to the Volleyball team.Must get to know all the teammates
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"I wanted this cleaned off yesterday!
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"Better to get started on this.
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"No other choice.
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"BITCH WHY HAVEN"T YOU FIXED MAH TANK
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"Ok lets rectify this situation.We need to make sure we skip the "rolling in style" phase. That was just embarrassing for everyone.
>>24778109>>Meet and greet with the Freshmen.get to meet autism-chan
>>24778141Or, more likely, we'll be stuck with it till after the scrimmage.
>>24778109>Say hello to the Volleyball team.I'll continue voting for this, despite knowing it won't win.
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"its time to raise hell like the true Americans we are
>>24777640Don't make me get the Planefag. We've discussed what happens to pillowforts.At length.
So if we lose do we do that dance too?
>>24778109>Meet and greet with the Freshmen.
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"AND DON'T ME THAT BUDGET CUTS BS!
>>24778207Don't give me even. I need to stop trying to quest and play WoT.
>Meet and greet with the freshmen.
>>24778221No, you just need to get better at it.Quest between rounds.
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my goddamned tank still blue?!"
>>24778167If we end up rolling in style tears will be shed
>>24778109>Meet and greet with the Freshmen.Gotta meet the other squads.
>>24778109>Say hello to the Volleyball teamLet's get in touch with team GUTS, then the Freshmen
>>24778109>Meet and greet with the Freshmen.Lets make sure we didn't scare them too badly.
>>24778109>Go talk with Miho and her crew.Tide pissing
>>24778109BlackJack, i get it, you think if we do the whole beefcake plan, you'll be hit with some trolling inbetween about 'gay shit' or 'this is why quests fail' because people dont like what they dont like.Unfortunate, yes, But, Are you really going to let melting pot of highschool girl hormones bubble and stew without adding some spices? We gotta Turn up the Heat, and we're Just the tank Crew to pull it off.
>>24778109Is it possible to yell at Anzu while walking towards another crew?
>>24778109>Say hello to the Volleyball team.
>>24778109freshies, then anzu, then vball, then miho
>>24778287he's right about that as this is a typical bad /tg/ idea that will only end poorly.
>>24778109"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
>>24778109>>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
>>24778109>"Anzu! Why is my dick still not in your ass?!"
>>24778350Fine taste, horrible manners.
>>24778458context, don't you love it?
You approach the Council's Panzer 38(t), veing careful not to let your eyes wander up to where Yuzu is being sprayed by a hose held by the President while "President. Any particular reason why you're spraying your vice president with a hose?" You say annoyed.The stream of water doesn't budge. "Need to rinse the soap off..." She says, the stream not even doing a good job at her stated mission. You roll your eyes. "It's starting to distract my crew.""Perhaps you need a more disciplined crew." Momo states. "Yuzu, you missed a spot right there! By the turret!" She barks."Anzu, Momo perhaps you could help me scrub?" Yuzu asks far more politely than you would've managed."Can't. Meeting with the Principle later today- I don't want to get my clothes dirty."You clear your throat. "Another thing, Anzu, is that my tank is still blue.""Yeah, we didn't have enough of the right color- we're picking up a shipment of the old color Saturday when we get to port." She says, retrieving a piece of sweet-potato from Momo with her other hand. "You'll only be blue for the practice match, but I'm sure you'll be fine.""Dammit! That paintscheme was supposed to be gone two days ago!""You're just gonna have to wait a couple more days, then." She says nonchalantly. "Oh, and our Senshado instructor will be there. Try to have your crew act more professional...""GRAGH!" You shout with annoyance before turning around.>"Wait, practice match?">"Wait, instructor?">Visit the Freshmen>Visit the Valleyball Team>Talk with Miho and Co.
>>24778790>Visit the Freshmen
Rolled 13, 5, 19, 16, 12 = 65>>24778790I guess you won't have us in the practice match then.
>>24778790>Talk with Miho and CoTalk to Miho so we don't strangle a bitch/Slap a ho
did thread died?
>>24778790I daresay we may be the only ones acting 'professional' here.freshies, then volleyball team, then Miho/etc, btw.
>>24778790>Visit the FreshmenGRAGHRAGHGRRRRLets go see if the Freshmen are more sane.
>>24778790>>Talk with Miho and Co.Miho time
>>24778790>Talk with Miho and Co.We need to tell Miho about the practice match and instructor coming.
>>24778823>Talk with Miho and Co
>>24778790>>Visit the Valleyball Team
>>24778790>Visit the FreshmenOr>Talk with Miho and Co
>>24778790Let's talk with Miho..About the instructor and practice match.
>>24778790>Visit the FreshmenLets go meets those love-able first years
>>24778790I have a feeling she's bullshitting us about the paint, we should try to find some before the match if we can (it's going to suck otherwise).
>>24778948Either way, it should be made clear that the student council painted it without your permission.
>>24778948Agreed. Don't suppose we can call her on it?
>>24778948i dont care if we dont have any paint at all, we will NOT ride into battle painted like thatit would be better if we just scrapped it all off and went into the match just gunmetal naked
>>24778985We could, but I doubt it will do anything at this point. We need to take matters into our own hands if we don't want to look like jackasses at the practice match.
>>24778948Yeah, honestly we need to either call her on this or at least confirm what she's said with someone else that isn't in council. >>24778991>gunmetal nakedThat be sexy.
>>24778991...Y'know, victory chrome actually sounds pretty badass. Seconding this.
>>24778948I would be very surprised if the tank store doesn't carry olive drab paint
>>24778790[x] Call the President out on her bullshit
>>24779018So buy it ourselves and send the bill to Oorai for damages?
>>24779044Pretty much. They had no right painting the tank in the first place.
>>24778991If no paint's available before the match then this would be great.
>>24779018>>24779030we should bugger off down to the store muttering "If you want it done right, you do it yourself..."Though it begs the question, if they don't have any standard paint, WHERE THE HELL did they get the 'Rolling In Style' paint?
>>24779070This is why we're calling bs on this.
>GIRLS UND PANZER QUESTHA HA, TIME FOR TONKS
>>24779070The answer is Anzu is taking us for a ride.
>>24779085it's likely easier to buy garish paint than tactical paint.But you're all way too obsessed over this, derailing the quest over it.
>>24779070i couldnt care less where they got the paint, if they dont fix it before the match, we will roll into battle covered in Anzu's blood with her face as a muzzle cover
>>24779130>But you're all way too obsessed over this, derailing the quest over it.you have no idea of how big an issue this is
>>24779130Shouldn't that guy where we got this helmet have some?
>>24779130Are you really implying it's easier to find bright blue paint than beige / various shades of green / olive drab?
Call her bluff/find our own goddamn paint
>>24779130>derailing the quest>making an in-character decisionI don't think you know what "derailing" is.
>>24779149Then wait until the revelant choice instead of trying to derail things.>>24779153Not sure as it's only recently that the school got back into tanking.>>24779169Considering it's a girls school, yes.
>>24779130Have you ever played paintball or airsoft? Even clothing that vaguely fits in is a great boon vs bright neon clothing. We don't need to paint our tank in multicam or anything.
HURRY COMRADE, WE LATE BECAUSE OF PAINT TANK!
>>24779169She probably bought all the beige / various shades of green / olive drab paint just so we can't do itAnzu, man
>Visit the freshmen
>>24779202>Then wait until the revelant choice instead of trying to derail things.if we do it will never come because OP will railroad us into keeping this stupid paint scheme which should have been fixed as soon as we saw it
>>24779204it wouldn't be cammo'd anyways, tanks were painted flat olive or tan depending on the front in WWII, and Black Jack was painted in historically accurate colors.
>>24779236then what makes you think he'd listen to your attempts to "Fix" things if he's railroading?
>>24778790[x] aquire sanders and paint form tank dude and machine class, fix it ourselves
>>24778991Agreed.We won't let her get her way on this, even if it means Blackjack goes into battle in his birthday suit.inb4 our metaphorical struggle for dominance ends in a LITERAL struggle for dominance as we engage in furious hate-sex
>>24779259because if he is railroading that hard I won't bother participating in the quest since he clearly wouldn't need player input anyways.
Time for Yukari to go on a stealth mission to "liberate" some olive drab paint from saunders
>>24779239Yes, but olive drab is still better than bright blue!>>24779236I don't know if I'd go that far, that's pretty insulting. Still, yeah, I really would like to fix this paint thing. It's... Just a thing. She's pushing, I want to push back.
I mean jesus its clear she is doing this to get back at us after we browbeat the fuck out of her, now that she has actual tanks. We need to take charge and fix it ourselves
>>24779315>implying the 38(t) is an actual tank, and not just as hopelessly obsolete as the Lee compared to what we'll be facingThe sooner they get the Hetzer conversion kit, the better.
if we dont get this paint issue fixed by the time the battle comes around, im gonna vote that we put a 90mm HVAP through the rear of her shitty 38t's turret, see how she likes it when other people fuck with your tank
>>24779315 I mean jesus its clear she is doing this to get back at us after we browbeat the fuck out of her, now that she has actual tanks. We need to take charge and fix it ourselves>'tanks'. I think Jackie is the only thing worthy of the term we have.
Just change the paint back, BlackJack so the gunfucking /k/ids can shut the hell up about it.
I think its pretty obvious who we will be gunning for in the practice match, eh gentlemen?
>>24779353>gunningshes not worth the waste of a shell that weighs 3 times as much as herjust crush her 38t with our tracks, we weigh 46 tonnes, she does not
>>24779347remember to wait until we're outside the cap circle first
>>24778790>PRACTICE MATCH WTFthen:>BUMRUSH OVER TO MIHO TO START HAMMERING OUT A BATTLE PLAN
>>24779348The Pz. IV is okay, just currently undergunned. Once they get the long barrel it'll be our second best tank, 'til we get the Porsche Tiger.
>>24779351>those faggots who are playing in character are the ones who are wrong.
>>24779402> 'til we get the Porsche Tiger.see thats what annoys me about this quest, it is doing nothing but following the anime to the fucking letter, goddamn it, you'd think the addition of a coed crew and a pershing at the start before the season would spice things up, but for all intents and purposes we may as well not even be on the same fucking ship for all the impact we're having
>>24779402Yeah, I know. It was just a joke.
>practice match>they all gang up on the heavy tank. (except for maybe Miho?)>bright blue in a green forest>whoopy
>>24779421Yeah, this kinda bugs me too.
>>24779421Oh god you're the same retard who was arguing about how Oarai should totally have all kinds of super rare prototypes last thread, aren't you?God forbid OP let US make changes, rather than just changing shit up left and right. We've been here LESS THAN A WEEK in-universe time.
>>24779441Hang out on a ridgeline? Old desert blue-and-tan camo theory?
>>24779452>last threadwas not even here for the last thread, but I can see the point that that anona was trying to get across, although it was stupid, there are shitloads of other tanks that could replace the lineup in the anime that would spice things up without being stupid
>>24779459originally we wanted a dazzle camo pattern painted on blackjack, but that never going to happen
>>24779441not really, remember were the only ones besides miho who have ever been in a tank before, so i predict terrible massacre.
>>24779441I'm pretty sure only the Stug can pen us right now.
>leave thread for a bit to do some /gd/>come backthe fuck happend
>>24779491I didn't, I want olive drab with a white star on the turret.
>>24779480Except that COMPLETELY throwing your source material out the window is worse than following the gates. We haven't been here long enough to see what effects our presence will have long term. Things don't magically change overnight. Our presence will be the cause of change, rather than changes just being there to "spice it up".
>>24779496The only things that can Pen us are the StuG and maybe the Lee's 75. Lee freshies will probably bail and run, StuG might be a threat, but have bad aim ATM.PzIV might be problematic because lolMiho.
>>24779503nothing the school has can pen us frontally except for the 88 L/56 sitting on the Porsche Tiger
You storm off, furiously thinking of ways to break into the garage tonight and paint their tank as embarassingly as they'd painted Black Jack. Anzu seemed like the type who'd hate a nice floral design. You grin deviously... Yeah...And then you turn to walk over the tank you bowl someone over."Hey! Watch where you're going!" She shouts, picking herself up."Sorry..." You say, offering her a hand. "You're one of the volleyballers?""Yeah. I'm Noriko Isobe." She says with a polite bow. "Gotta thank you for the other day- my ears were ringing for a day and a half."You look at the ground. "Yeah, that was Anzu's idea- I told her to get you guys hearing protection." Yet another thing you needed to square away with her, after painting her tank. "How's the I-Go?""It's undergunned and has absolutely worthless armor." She says flatly. "It's also ugly as sin, but if it keeps the volleyball team together..." She trails off. "If you want, you could go introduce yourself to the rest of the team. I need to go speak with the President about our tank..." She says, pushing past you. "Anzu! What kind of joke is this?!"You blink.>Go meet the rest of the team.>Support Noriko's assault.
>>24779508I donno man. I donno
>>24779537Meet the team.Support Noriko with DeathGlares.
>>24779516>Lee's 75.nope, no 75 that was mounted on a tank can pen the pershings front armor, there were some that could, but never tank mounted, they were all heavy ATG's or the tanks moved past 75/76mm guns to 83mm/90mm guns
>>24779537>"It's undergunned and has absolutely worthless armor." She says flatly. "It's also ugly as sinI like her.
>>24779508/k/ids being ass pained about paint and likely ruining the flow of this thread. They think every quest that has some sort of military vehicle is theirs alone.>Go meet the rest of the team.Not sure how much we could help there, that and might as befriend the rest.
>>24779537Support Noriko's assault.BROWBEAT 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>24779537>"Anzu! What kind of joke is this?!"sounds like were getting the anti-anzu train rolling
>>24779537>>Go meet the rest of the team.We need to get on base with everyone
>>24779564I never meant frontally. that would be stupid.Sides and rear, on the other hand...
>>24779537>Go meet the rest of the team.As much as I love sticking it to Anzu, if we go for the throat at every single opportunity we'll eventually be written off as just doing it purely to be contrary.
>>24779570nigger you best not be hatin on /k/. i may do some /gd/ but /k/ is my motherland
>>24779537>Support Noriko's assault.
>>24779584>Sides and rear, on the other hand...in tank warfare, it does not matter what hits you in S&R, you're fucked no matter what it is, this only changed with heavy usage of composites and ERA on modern MBT's and they still have problems with it.
>>24779537>>Go meet the rest of the team.More sane chicks Ho!>>24779599AAAAAAH MOTHERLAND
>>24779599Not on the whole board, just /k/iddies who seem to think quests revolve around them alone. Or people who make /k/ look bad.
>>24779537>>Go meet the rest of the teamwe dont like anzu but we dont have to be complete assholes at every oppertunity
>>24779570>blaming it on the /k/idsFaggot, this bitch has painted our personal belonging in an atrocious color scheme, a keepsake from our grandfathers time in the war, a tank that has been in our family for three generations and you want to "just let it slide"it's got nothing at all to do with /k/ and everything to do with Anzu being a bitch, and being damned sure to restore our personal property to its proper condition.Now quit sucking your own cock and get back to the quest.
>>24779537>>Support Noriko's assault.
>>24779622>Main character love his tank like his ow child>Gets painted a ridiculous color without his permission>He would just move on without fixing thisNever been to /k/ in my life, you're just fucking stupid.
>>24779605The 75mm on the Pershing's sides can easily take anything on the Oorai team, excluding a good hit by the StuG or maybe the Lee's 75.The 37mm on the Japtank, the Turret gun on the Lee, the 4.7 on the 38(t) cannot hurt the Pershing's sides for shit.The short 75 on the PzIV is equally useless on account of low muzzle velocity.
>>24779537>Go meet the rest of the team.Gotta greet them all
>>24779537Let's go meet the rest of the team, Noriko sounds like she can take care of herself.
>>24779537>>Support Noriko's assault.Because that piece of shit is absolutely worthless.
>>24779537>Support Noriko's assault.FUCK YOUUUUUUU
>>24779537[X] Go meet the rest of the teamLet Noriko do her business.
>>24779570>>24779622The main character was pissed IN THE VERY FIRST POST WHERE WE SAW THE FUCKING PAINT SCHEME! THERE WERE NO OPTIONS THAT WEREN'T "I'M MAD AS HELL AN I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!" WITH DIFFERENT WORDING! WE ARE PLAYING A CONSISTENT CHARACTER YOU SELF-ENTITLED LITTLE CUNT!
>>24779537>Go meet the rest of the team.I've had enough of Anzu's shit for now.Lets get on good terms with everyone else. Popular support goes a long way in conflicts against authority figures.
>>24779716>Popular support goes a long way in conflicts against authority figures.so does a 90mm HVAP round
>>24779537Support Noriko's assault.
>>24779537>Undergunned and worthless armorAnd yet, they were able to pull off miracles with it
>>24779737but a 90mm hvap round, two 75s, a 57, and 2 37s, do more.
>>24779537Meet the ballers
>>24779773why had the tank chasing them not already removed them from play? the I-go doesn't really deserve the name "tank", it in fact barely deserves "armored car"
If you If you see Anzu again without at least a bit of time to cool down you might actually try to strangle her. And that would reflect poorly on yourself and your crew. Besides, from the sound of some of the rather impolite language being used, Noriko has the situation well in hand. You walk over to the Japanese "medium" tank. Though it barely counts as a tank and by any other countries standard it was a light tank- Most of the tanks on the team were fairly dated by World War II standards, but the I-Go stands with riveted armor and main cannon that looks like it has the shell velocity and penetration characteristics of a potato gun. Noriko had plenty of reason to be upset. Nonetheless, the volleyball team is dutifully scrubbing the tank down."Hello?" You say hopefully.They stop and look at you. You feel deeply uncomfortable. The one with the short ponytail speaks first. "Would you tell your radioman to stop ogling us?"You blink. "Oh. No! He's not ogling you, he was watching Yuzu..." You say before realising that is not at all better. "Um... Yeah, I told him to stop, is he doing it again?" "Would you?" She says simply. That could've gone a lot better- thank you, Patrick!>Freshmen girls>Panzer IV!
>>24779893...Really, that's it?
>>24779893>>Freshmen girlsmight as well round it off
>>24779893>>Freshmen girlsOne more new group to go
>>24779893>Freshmen girlsthen>Panzer IV!Let's get it over with so we can go get our damn paint. And make Patrick paint the tank. By himself.
>>24779893>Freshmen girlsWe will have to injure him later.
>>24779893>Freshmen girlsOh well, maybe they'll be more energetic about it. It would be nice if we met auto club some time.
>>24779893>Panzer IV!Oy that was disappointing, though considering the majority's figures and outfits, some incidental oogling would occur, not as much as Yuzu in that bikini.
>>24779893>Freshmen girlsWelp, lets finish making the rounds.And we're going to have to have a talk with our male crew. We've been prepared for non-stop complaints regarding Rich, but if we're getting them about Patrick now we need to nip the problem in the bud, pronto.
>>24779893>Panzer IV!The only other decent tank!
The Freshmen girls seem to be enjoying themselves more than anyone else, though with six people to divide the labor by they probably had the easiest job of it. After the cold reception from the majority of the volleyball team, you're hoping they'll be a bit friendlier. They definately seem like it- they seem to be having more of a giant water fight than cleaning their tank."Hey!" You say, trying to put on a slightly warmer demeaner. "Don't you guys have a tank to was-" You're cut off as a girl with pigtails startles and spins around to face you, blasting you full in the face with the hose.There is a moment of stunned quiet.The then the entire Freshman team bursts out laughing. Pigtails is busy trying to avoid your wrath. "Oh! I'm so sorry! You startled me and I-"You grimace a bit and wiped off your face. "It's fine. Really. I probably needed a shower anyway..."After a minute of introductions, and further apologies for the facefull of hose, they start chatting with you.>What do you guys think of the Lee?>Why did you guys want to take up Senshado anyway?
>>24779793Lots of plot armour, good driving, and if I remember correctly an improved engine.Volleyball team generally gets away with tons of shit they shouldnt.
>>24780146>>Why did you guys want to take up Senshado anyway?
>>24780146>Why did you guys want to take up Senshado anyway?
>Why did you guys want to take up Senshado anyway?
>>24780146>What do you guys think of the Lee?>>24780156Also Shinobu driving like a fucking psycho. Bitch HAS to be driving that thing across rough terrain at full road speed to keep up.
You lean up against the wall behind them as they work. "So what made you guys want to take up Senshado anyway?"The brown-haired girl, Azusa, looks up from the turret. "We get to drive around a thirty-ton death machine, blow things up and get school credit for it." "Yeah! I can wait to put some holes in some armor! Anzu said we're gonna be doing a practice match- think they'll let us use live rounds?"If you were a guy who was more in tune with his emotions, you might've shed a tier at their enthusiasm- they're like the little sisters you wish you had!You beam with pride. "Well, if you guys need any help, let us know!" They're just so... adorable.
>>24780339Note to self: get some better goddamn tanks.
>>24780339Okay, we have to make sure these girls learn how to target weak points, to make best use of that 75 of theirs. And we MUST get them a better tank after we take the finals.Wait...OP, is it possible to get the other schools to play for Ante?
>>24780339...oh god. I want to adopt them all
>>24780339cute, I want to give them the awesome tank they deserve.let's teach them all about weak spots.
>>24780376>>24780385Weak spot flash cards of all the tanks we're most likely to run up against?
Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest:The I-Go has no luck.The Freshmen can't drive.And who the hell paints a tanks to look like this?Girls und Panzer Quest will return on Monday at 5PM when I will resist the urge to drink my caffiene as early as I did today!(Chances are there will also be GuPQ on Tuesday and Wednesday as well- two days off in a row is fucking amazing, yo.)Also, add me on Twitter for schedule updates and possibly other stuff if I ever start caring about Twitter!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
getting better tanks are good and all but not if it kills whatever tactical creativity they have. ending up like Black forest (so stuck on conventional tactics /w strong tanks that they can't handle anything outside the box)
someone archive it
>>24780401I just wish there weren't that "no open top vehicles" rule, because we could get the Volleyball Team a Hellcat.
>>24780421there are closed-top conversions
>>24780421Or just find the Type 3 Chi-Nu earlier so it can actually see some action it deserves.
>>24780597pretty sure all the tanks will be found in the order that they were found in the show
>>24780602i doubt that, we specifically went after where the Porsche Tiger was and found a Lee in its place...
>>24780673derp, didnt read >found in the order that they were foundfully
>>24778167>implying it isn't the best phase.
>>24779101did that tank just roundhouse kick the other one?