You remember little of the past few months. Only being locked up in your house hoping the dead don't bust down your door and eat your spleen and other important organs. You've been in your home turned sanctuary for at least three months, surviving off of all you can find in the fridge and pantry. Last week the electricity died, the plumbing will surely go soon. Worse, your food stocks are running out. The perishables stored in cold environments have rotten and your non-perishables grow fewer everyday. The zombie apocalypse has come. And you must survive at all costs.>Gender
Oh. I thought we were the zombie. Darn.Let's go with genderless. Just because.
>>24636378Ah well so much for being a zombie anyway lets do male less potential rape and better strength better strength.
Male. We're Zombie Van Dam.So, regular Van Dam.
>>24636902>male less potential rape and better strength better strength>Implying you won't be a scrawny bitch that gets analraped by the escaped prison population.
>>24636870We are a robot.
Cars don't have genders.
>All these people wanting to play a guy instead of a genderless, androgynous something.
Oh look another quest thread.
>>24636997You really should take up a name for running this quest.Anyway, age: 65.
>>24636997Age 12.It explains why we didn't leave our house yet.
>>24637028No, we should be 8
>Not playing a 2 year old
>>2463733965If we don't Dale the fuck out of this quest I will be analravaged
>>24637339>12/13I wanna be the little boy
>>2463733912/13This is one choice, right?
>>24637339The average of those. 26.
>>24637339We 13 now
Gender: MaleAge: 12 >Name
>>24637454Sergey Sergeyev Sergeyevich.
>>24637489I like Damien Moonblood. We're edgy as fuck and don't give a fuck about zombies.
>>24637489Damien as the first name.Maybe not Moonblood for a surname. What about Smith?Damien Smith.
>>24637662Moonblood because it's edgy as fuck.
>>24637530What about Bloodmoon?>>24637662>>24637672Seconding Moonblood.
>>24637662Smith>>24637680Fucks sake. That's why you DONT pick it.
>>24637662Smith.Moonblood is our online handle.
>>24637662Moonblood>>24637695Zombie apocalypse. I don't think there is an online.
>>24637707"Was", then, if you so prefer.
>>24637684We're so fucking edgy we don't give a fucking about being edgy.It's a full Moonblood tonight.
>>24637722We're going to kill zombies with shurikens and stick our 12 year old dick in their eye sockets.We don't give a fuck.
Name: Damien MoonbloodAge: 12Gender: Male>Hometown
>>24637742Anything but a city.
>>24637742Baltimore>OH SHIT! MOONBLOOD'S COMIN'
>>24637742Some small as shit village in bumfuck nowhere Alaska.
>>24637765Yes.Can we get edgymancer powers? The edgier we are, the more power we get.
>>24637788That's dumb, but we should be able to cut people with our edge.
>>24637765Third/Fourth-ing>>24637788>edgymancerbahaahahhaaMake it happen, OP. We should get a bonus just for having the fucking name "Damien Moonblood"
Moonblood sounds like an Italian name.
We molest the priests because we don't give a fuck.It's a full Moonblood tonight.
Name: Damien MoonbloodAge: 12Gender: MaleHometown: Vatican City>Roll 1d10 for StrengthTaking the best of three
Rolled 1>>24637836It's a full Moonblood tonight.
>>24637827>A priest tried to molest me, so I crucifucked him>Name's Moonblood. Damien Moonblood.
Rolled 8>>24637836Here we go!
Rolled 16>>24637836Let's do this!
Rolled 5>>24637842Oh, wow.
>>24637842The perfect start.
>this is what we look like.And just take that 1, OP. It will be funny to be a scrawny little edgy bastard.Especially if we have edgymancy.
OP, you might want to pick up a trip before people start doing this.
So you guys want the 1 strength then?
>>24637869I personally see us as a 13-year-old Alexander Anderson for some reason. I have no idea why.
>>24637890Depends on our other stats. Keep it as an option while we roll the others.
>>24637890Yep. Moonblood doesn't need no strength. He has a killer edge.
>>24637890It's only appropriate.
>>24637897Name: Damien MoonbloodAge: 12Gender: MaleHometown: Vatican CityStrength: 1/8 (TBD)>Roll 1d10 for Agility same as before best of three
>>24637893And no one takes us seriously. Which pisses us off immensely."FUCK YOU ZOMBIES! FUCK YOU!""Aw, he's so goshdarn cute.""AND FUCK YOU, PRIEST!""Hoho, kids these days."
>>24637742Great, we're the anti christ.
Rolled 4>>24637928Come on, 1.
Rolled 9>>24637928I think 1's should critfail stats.So strength is totes 1.
Agility 6. We're just agile enough to walk on the edge.
What does Damien Moonblood do when other survivors offer him help?
Livin' on the edge.It's a full Moonblood tonight.
Name: Damien MoonbloodAge: 12Gender: MaleHometown: Vatican CityStrength: 1Agility: 6>Roll 1d10 for Charm
>>24637975He makes them his bitch with his sweet ninja skills.It's a full moonblood tonight.
Rolled 8>>24637984Oh this better be low
Rolled 5>>24637984No way this isn't a 1.
>>24637993Apparently we're a charming little bastard.It's a full moonblood tonight.
Name: Damien MoonbloodAge: 12Gender: MaleHometown: Vatican CityStrength: 1Agility: 6Charm: 8>Roll 1d10 for Wit
Rolled 7I feel back for coining this catchphrase.
Rolled 6>>2463800510 pls
Rolled 10>>24638005Come on, 10.
>>24638024One post slow. Pity.
>>24638024SheeeiiiiiiiitttttOP, can we just have the 10? We did sacrifice the strength for lulz, can we have the 10?
>>24638024It's a full moonblood tonight!
Name: Damien MoonbloodAge: 12Gender: MaleHometown: Vatican CityStrength: 1Agility: 6Charm: 8Wit: 10>Roll 1d10 for Fortitude
>>24638024Shazam!+1 interwebs to you for calling it guy.
Rolled 4>>24638038Oh boy!
Rolled 8>>24638038lul.What does fortitude do, exactly? Health?
Strength is for faggot jocks who lack skill.
Rolled 3D10s for the D10 GOD!Tears for the critfail throne!
>>24638052>>24638058>Two 8sIt's a full Moonblood tonight!
Rolled 2>>24638038Let's see if I got it. Come on, 4?
So we have a sickly, witty, charming kid.Oh no, we have a movie sidekick!NO NOOOOO!
Name: Damien MoonbloodAge: 12Gender: MaleHometown: Vatican CityStrength: 1Agility: 6Charm: 8Wit: 9Fortitude: 8Here we go. By the way, I lveo you guys
>>24638077Damien Moonblood doesn't love anybody because Damien Moonblood doesn't give a fuck.It's a full Moonblood tonight!
>>24638077Was that 9 a typo, or did you just decide in the end not to take the 10?
>>24638077>Wit: 9Dangt I thought we was 10?
>>24638077>Vatican CityNigga, you done shanked the zombie pope. Now you go to zombie hell!... Unless you die human, then it's heaven for sure.(All zombies go to hell)
You are Damien Moonblood, an edgy 12 year old living int eh Vatican City. And you've survived the zombie plague by living in your house for the past three months. But food's running short and soon you're going to have to venture out. But that hasn't happened yet. So /tg/>What do?
>>24638094>>24638097Name: Damien MoonbloodAge: 12Gender: MaleHometown: Vatican CityStrength: 1Agility: 6Charm: 8Wit: 10Fortitude: 8Apologies
>>24638105Piss in the holy water and then spread it on the ground. No way zombies will enter our warding!>>24638116Is cool.
>>24638105Recheck our stores and inventory, looking out especially for equipment and weapons for when we eventually venture out.
>>24638105Grab mom's cross off the wall and sharpen it if we weren't smart enough to do it already.Damnit, we have to make our first shuriken of edginess from something!
>>24638105Go find the pope. Then stab him. Fuck religion.
>>24638105Wear the night as a blanky and head out.The night is young and full of edges.
>>24638105Practice our edgymancy!We'll need to find our mother's corpse and cut her heart out. Then take a bite. Afterwards we tie it to a cat and light it on fire.Then piss it out. We will have greatly improved our art.
>>24638116Wait until night, then climb to the roof of the building. It's going to be a full Moonblood night!
>>24638105Start doing edge-ups
>>24638151Yes.OP, can we get some confirmation on edgymancy status? Damien Moonblood ain't no muggle bitch.
>>24638151Goddamnit, posting shit like that makes me want to punch you in the face through the internet.Which is why I'm convinced our fucked up character might do it.Not sure about my feels right now...
Find Mom's make up. Then get the eyeliner and put some black makeup on, we need to make sure the zombies know how deep and dark we are.Also, our finger nails-? BLACK.This, needless to say is a priority,
OP, are we alone, or is mom/dad/bro/sis/creepyunclejoey at home too?
>>24638166Come at me bro. It's a full Moonblood tonight!
>>24638105Go through the kitchen.All the utensils will become sharp simply by being close to our edginess.And so, we discover our first power - all objects near us become sharp and cutting edge.
>>24638178Yes. Get dolled up. Then do >>24638162 . Perhaps this edge will allow us to weild the awesome power of ZOMBIES.
>>24638204Meant to say to then do >>24638151
>>24638195>All spoons are now razor sharpOHGODTHEHORROR.jpg
The night is young, plenty of time to practice your edgymancy. Wandering your house you check for the items you need: mascara, a cross and a vial of blood. Unfortunately there is no blood nearby and all of your family are dead or gone. Your going to need to get that particular ingredient from somewhere else. First you put on your makeup, you need to look as edgy as possible. Then you're going to need to find that blood.>What do?
>>24638222Alright, look for portable food, or food we can make portable with salt and minor crap.Should be easy. Cant be edgy while hungry.Also, tobasco sauce.Edgy people live on the edge of flavor.
>>24638222Cut ourself and use that bit of blood to bait a trap.We can catch a cat, or some other small animal and use it as a sacrifice to boost out edginess.But first, we must sharpen up some weapons. No edgymancer should be without an edge!
>>24638222Go outside naked, completely caked in mascara. Yell as loudly as you can, "ZOMBIES, I REQUIRE YOU!"Then slaughter them all with the sheer edge of our self. Collect the blood, proceed with edgymancy.
>>24638222We're so fucking edgy we can just use our own blood. No other blood is as good as ours anyways, and we have to start that edgy scarification sometime...
>>24638234>>24638234Also, a backpack. One we can paint black.And put an anarchy symbol on it with white paint.And write 'fuck the police' on it.Even though there's probably no cops...fuck em.
>>24638238>>24638245And cutting ourself should provide a +2 edgy bonus!It's a full Moonblood tonight.
>>24638234This. Find our "Disney is the Pope" backpack and put food into it.Due to our edginess and our power of sharpening objects, the backpack and the food will cut us.
>I had planned on running a 2edgy4u quest>I think I just turned this into 2edgy4u quest>With Zombies
Don't forget to chant some Linkin Park while we edgymancy.>CRAAWWWWWLLLLLLINNNNNGGGGG IIIIIIINNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN.
>>24638251>>24638238 No, no.We cant be edgy by ourselves, we have to have an audience to KNOW how fucking edgy we are.How lame are you scags?L2Edgy, you are at your sharpest when people are like "MAN, THAT DUDE IS EDGY AS FUCK".
You decide in this cruel new world you need a weapon. To do this you go into kitchen and begin sharpening all the utensils with your edginess. Soon you have 16 1d4 damage spoons. Next you grab all of your perishables and shove them in your black, satanic, anarchy backpack painted with blood. Ready to leave this place you must first up your edgymancy abilities. Cutting your right wrist with one of your spoons you create a circle out of your own blood. You then douse the cross with your blood and slit your other wrist.>Roll Wit x d10 to see how many edgymancy abilities can use tonight
>>24638302Agreed. We must find a priest and molest him.Or poop on a cross. OR we can rape him with the cross!
Rolled 4, 7, 1, 6, 1, 4, 7, 3, 1, 6 = 40>>24638310Why are we an edgy satanist? I want to see an edgy Christian.
Rolled 6, 9, 3, 8, 10, 2, 1, 5, 9, 9 = 62>>24638310
>>24638323You have 40 edgymancy abilities tonight
BRB laptop's almost dead
>>24638330We better get edgykinesis.The zombies all start getting cut to fuck as we walk near them. Think Elfen Lied + Sylar
>>24636929>>24636941>>24636950>>24636997>>24637085>>24637382>>24637427>>24637435>/tg/ not opting to play the ten year-old loli girl searching for her Onii-chan.What happened to you guys?
>>24638330We must summon an Edgy Familiar. Preferably a black goblin with 3 rows of sharp teeth and black blood pouring from empty eyesockets with pitch black hollows with a single eerie light coming from them.Our Edgymancy must become powerful!
>>24638339Fuck off. We're an edgymancer.
>>24638347Nah, not that.We're going to summon the entire Linkin Park band as our familiars.
>>24638336Seconding edgykinesis.Our edge is so thick that it cuts everyone around us. It's a constant battle to contain the edge, not only the edges we project with magic, but the edge with ourself.
>>24638355Brokencyde is pretty edge too.
>>24638355We're too weak for something so dark.We'd have to find corpses to desecrate to perform such edgyness.It's....too edgy for us right now.We're too lame.
>THE EDGE IS TOO MUCH TO CONTAIN!
>>24638377>>24638378How about that dude from System of a Down that only screams gibberish?Or Lars Ulrich.
Yeah, we're like a combination of Linkin Park, Ulquiorra, and the entire Uchiha clan. We're pretty badass.>>24638402Serj Tankian?
Character is strength one.We become wizard.Yeah, that's lemonade from lemons.So, how good are we at throwing our sharpened spoons? Did we sharpen the bowl or the handle of the spoon?OR, did we put an EDGE on the bowl, and a POINT on the handle?That's edgy.
>>24638410Not him, that Daron dude.
Everyone should watch this to get in the mood.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50O7Sd0ZnoQ
Now that you have prepared yourself in your edgymancy for the night it is time to get ready to go out. You have your backpack and your sharpened spoons, unlike some non edgy plebian you have sharpened the whole spoon cutting your hands whenever you hold one. Now you must venture out into the night. You hook your backpack on to your back and open the door letting the night consume you and the blackness poor into your soul. You smile a toothy grin of sharp teeth.>Where will you go?
Let's go find some other survivors to cannibalize.
>>24638462We walk down the road, slowly.No zombies can handle our edgyness, of course.They'd be cut the moment they approach us, like butter being thrown to an open fan.A SHARP, EDGY FAN.And we walk slowly, too.Running is for plebeians.
>>24638462>cutting your hands whenever you hold oneThen we are insufficiently edgy since a mere spoon is edgier than us. WE should be cutting into the SPOONS.
>>24638462I don't actually know shit about the Vatican.Go wherever they got some food. And then we don't eat it. Because eating's for non edgy plebs.
>>24638462The Sistine Chapel.Repaint all the frescoes so they look like KISS.Not that you know who KISS is, you edgy brat.
>>24638462Agreed. No zombie can withstand our DARK aura of EDGINESS.We should whistle the funeral march as we walk. If we find any survivors, kill them and desecrate the remains. Use them to draw a summoning circle to usher Linkin Park into our domain!
>>24638462IT'S A FULL MOONBLOOD TONIGHT!
>>24638526>>24638533>>24638496So it's agreed. Our edgy punk walks slowly down the road, letting his dark aura of edgyness fucking slice and dice every zombie or human that approaches us into so much sushi.While singing and whistling "NUMB".
Damn.I bet OP didn't expect this when he posted a Zombie Quest.
>>24638506Pfft, gouge out their eyes, draw blood on them all to look like suicides, make ALL OF THEM WEEP BLOOD AT OUR COMING.
>>24638595I think it's a natural rebellion from too many quests.We've decided to not take this one seriously, apparently.If I were the DM, I'd just let our STR 1 kid be approached by a zombie, and since 'edgymancy' is just the crazy hallucinations of a crazy kid, the zombie just eats us.The END.
>>24638601Just like Sasuke!
You walk slowly down the path, not bothering to hide, not bothering to run. You are heading to the sistine chapel to find other survivors to kill and international landmarks to desecrate. Of course you do this whilst singing, not really singing NUMB. Singing is too non edgy, you chant it. You hear the moans of the dead approach you. Their glowing blue eyes tell tale signs of their zombiehood. You silently scoff those darned Lifemancers trying to save the lives of those already dead. One of the dead approaches you, a tattered old cardinal in tattered robes, he smells your blood. He moves into attack. You ready your edgymancy.>What do?
>>24638633Stare him down.Our edginess will cut him into a million gory pieces.
>>24638633Start crying blood and let the black flames of EDGIENESS consume him.THE FIRE NEVER STOPS! THE EDGE NEVER DULLS! HE WILL PAINT OUR WORLD RED AND WE WILL BATHE IN THE BLOOD!
>>24638629Sure wept when I came, ifyaknowhatImean
>>24638633Look away and silently remark to ourselves that we're a badass as the zombie gets blenderfied in our dark and terrible aura of edginess.
>>24638633Slice his throat with my edgyness and then proceed to drink his blood
>>24638633We shouldnt be worried.We keep walking. Our mere precense should slice and dice the zombie into a thousand pieces, our dark, edgy aura, not even letting a single drop of blood hit the floor.We dont even look at it.That's how dark we all.
Are we supposed to be afraid of one measly zombie?It will burn into a million little pieces!
We need to make a mask from the zombie's skull.
You keep walking your edgymancy will kill him>Roll d6 + Wit for success
Thrust an edgy spoon into his eye socket and scoop his eyes out, so we have fresh ingredients for our edgymancy potions and rituals.
Rolled 1 + 10>>24638736
Rolled 6 + 10>>24638736Hue4days
Rolled 3, 4, 2, 4, 3, 4, 5, 5, 4, 1 = 35>>24638736
It's a full Moonblood tonight!
>>24638746Aw shit nigga, we soon to be the edgiest zombie ever.
Rolled 6, 4 = 10>>24638783I dun goofed
>>24638798>We somehow lived.ALL HAIL THE EDGE!
>>24638798Ha, the zombie IS repelled by our edginess!
The zombie is cut to little bits by your edgymancy. He lets out a moan as he hits the ground in his pieces. You keep walking, your edginess knows no bounds. But now more of the dead approach you. 5 zombies shamble towards you, hungry for your child flesh.>What do?
>>24638817If our aura can drop one, think of the shit that will happen when we start actively casting at them!Cast Black Flames of Edgymaterasu at them!They will burn to cinders.
>>24638817Focus your edginess. Dominate these fools.And then, form a rock band.
>>24638817Start scream-chanting LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR by Drowning Pool.Then we take the faggots down, just like God.
>>24638817Tears of blood appears from our eyes as the the blood runs down our cheek we say "It is a full Moonblood tonight." Then we give them one look and they burst into black flame.
>>24638849Before let the bodies hit the floor, yesll out "Are you down with the sickness?" then start the bodies when then moan.
>>24638858>It's a full Moonblood tonight.
Blood poors from your eye sockets as you prepare your spell. Shouting out the lyrics to "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" you point your outstretched arms at the enemies.>Roll 1d6+10 for each zombie
Rolled 5 + 10>>24638896FUCK YOU, ZOMBIES.
>Drowning Pool>Disturbed>Linkin Park>Korn>Slipknot>Mindless Self IndulgenceSince these are my favorite bands, am I edgy enough for this quest?
Rolled 5 + 10>>24638896Zombie #1
Rolled 5 + 10>>24638896Burn fuckers.>>24638909>No Brokencyde>Not edgy enough
Rolled 1 + 10>>24638896
Rolled 6 + 10>>24638896
15, 15, 15, 11, 16
Rolled 5, 3, 6, 2, 3, 2, 4, 6, 1, 4 = 36>>24638930
>>24638908>>24638911>>24638918Oh boy. This is weird.>>24638925Hope this zombie is pure spagooti>>24638926>Murder
>>246389388, 8, 5, 10, 5They all burn.
Rolled 2 + 10>>24638940> This is weirdI know, right?
>>24638948FUCK, SON.FUCK.CALM DOWN.THAT'S TOO EDGY FOR THE EDGY QUEST.
Rolled 1, 3, 3, 3, 5, 6, 2, 5, 6, 2 = 36>>2463893815 > 815 > 815 > 511 > 1016 > 5The zombies are burnt to cinders. The disgusting smell of burnt, rancid flesh hits you hard as they all die. With an edgy grin, you smile "It's a full bloodmoon tonight:
The zombies have to roll a double 6 to overcome us rolling a 1.OUR EDGE IS SO STRONG
>>24638964HAHAHA NO ONE CAN STAND BEFORE OUR EDGE, WE SHALL BURN EVEN THE FIRES OF HELL!
You continue to walk towards the chapel. Your pure edginess goes before you but for all things the rest of the journey is quiet. That is until you get to the chapel itself. The scream of a young girl rips from inside the building. You lick your lips at the thought of her pain and a little bit of blood trickled out of your mouth due to cutting your lip on your edginess.>Check it out>Charge in, kill everything>Other
>>24639046Casually stroll in. Not to check it out; just to be there. Brooding.
>>24639046Burn it down.More black flames from the Pit.As it burns turn away and say "Dumb fundicles should know by now that you never debate an atheist"
>>24639046Walk in and use our edginess to manifest strings of pure EDGE.Then we skewer them through the girl's limbs and use her as a puppet. Her pain and screams alone shall bring us to near orgasm.
>>24639076We're 12.Save the girl, be brooding in the process, and then condemn her for making us feel conflicted emotions.
>>24639065>"Dumb fundicles should know by now that you never debate an atheist"This almost rustled me.
>>24639046>cutting your lip on your edginessHeheheheThis >>24639064then this >>24639076
>>24639087>Save the girlThat's not very edgy, faget
>>24639087She can be a minion / bitch.
>>24639097How about saving the girl purely so that we can kill her ourselves, bathing in her blood to fuel our own dark edgymancy powers?
>>24639097Who else are we going to drink the blood of and make our EGDE slave.
>>24639097Oh, I'm sorry, not having an underage slave we can cut into a million pieces doing our every whim and using for edgymancy is not edgy?
>>24639097How can we be TRULY edgy unless someone else can witness it?
>>24639121A true edgymancer is utterly edgy even when he himself is not there to witness it.
>>24639121>>24639115>>24639107>>24639104>>24639103>>24639087So I guess waltz in to find the source of the screams.
>>24639135>waltz inYep.>to find the source of the screamsNope.
>>24639142To make more screams?
We can make fuck and impregnate them, then use the baby for our edgymancy.
You casually waltz into the building, not to save the girl but to merely brood as you watch her suffer. The fact that she's suffering doesn't matter the building just seems like a good place to brood because those stupid Christians never brood in there. You cut open the entrance with your dark edgy aura. Inside you see a girl weeping as she hides behind a pyromancer flinging fire at the zombies enroaching on them. There are dozens upon dozens of zombies and soon they'll be overrun. You casually walk over to a shadowy corner and watch the scene, whilst slitting your wrists, as you ponder what to do.>What do?Edgymancy Left: 33
>>24639127His edge is the witness of his edginess.
>>24639157How can her womb possibly contain our edginess?
>>24639169Blood seeps out of our eyes as we engulf the pyromancer and the horde of zombies in our black flame."It's a full bloodmoon tonight"
>>24639169Stroll broodingly to the to the center of the room and turn your gaze up to the stained glass ceiling, thus obliterating everything around you in a burst of edginess. Whether the girl and pyromancer survive is no concern of yours.
>>24639169Use our edginess to take command of the shadows and have the pyromancer be consumed under the weight of the edge.>pic reladed. It's a full Moonblood tonight!
>>24639169We burst the zombies and the pyromancer channeling the blood to consume and bathe in.
>>24639180It would be a self-csectioning babby.Think of that hospital scene from AVP2
>>24639181>>24639198>>24639211Out of curiosity, why do you seem so intent on taking out the pyromancer but not the girl?
>>24639225He can fight back.
>>24639225He is a threat. She is a future victim. Toy with her after we've taken care of the one who can put up a fight.
>>24639225So we can save her for last and devour her heart. Then we turn hear into our EDGY powered slave.
>>24639260MrTT go away. You aren't edgy enough for this quest.
>>24639169Is the pyromancer male or female?
>>24639267Male, and and older gentleman. Mid 60s.
Keep the girl alive, purely so we have a witness to how dark and edgy we are.
>>24639277Don't validate anything MrTT says. He's a plague.
She will be immensely attracted to our dark and brooding nature that she will hoplessly fall in love with our character and think that she can change us. Then when we don't reciprocate her feelings she'll fall into such a deep depression she'll cut her wrists in the bathtub. And we won't even care.
>>24639307It's a full Moonblood tonight!
Zom... EDGY QUEST
Walking into the middle of the room you see the pyromancer quell the zombies, one by one. But out of the depths of the old chapel come seemingly unlimited hordes. You're not sure if your edginess can defeat them all, let alone blow up a building. The only way an edgymancer would be able to do that is with human sacrifice. But that's almost as risky to the edgymancer as it is to the sacrifice themself. The pyromancer turns to you and his face shrivels up in disgust. The girl at his feet does not notice however and continues to wail. The zombies are coming ever closer, a dead man dressed in ragged robes resembling that of the pope goes up in flames."That was the last of my power for tonight," The pyromancer calls out to you in a thick German accent, "Want to help us out here, son"?>What do?
>>24639332Give a hmmph.Then dig through our pack as we walk towards them."Watch and learn, old man"Then stab him in the neck.AND DROP THE EDGEOHWAHAHAHAA
>>24639332Grin and walk up to the pyromancer slowly. Lean in close to him, having him bring his head down to listen to your whispered words"Its a full Moonblood tonight"Jam your spoon deep into his heart, using the old man's sacrifice to power your edginess. Engulf the zombies in your power. Show them the darkness of your soul.
>>24639332>"Not really."The sheer uncaringness in our voice reverberates throughout the room, shattering the zombies' bones into dust in its hollow echo.
Use our edgymancy to create razorwires of pure edge across the entrances the zombies are climbing in. They will be shredded trying to charge through them.
>>24639332Call upon a black fire spear to tear through the zombies and pierce the old mans heart. Then throw op a black flame corridor and walk down it chanting as you make your way towards the girl.
>>24639332All of the shadow is become our edge. Have the pyromancer's shadow turn into a spike and shoot up through his ass to eviscerate him."I don't even give a fuck"Then flip our hair and start chanting more Linkin Park.
>>24639353I like this.
>>24639351>>24639353>>24639355>>24639359>>24639361>>24639364THE EDGETRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
>>24639353Using the spoon will give us bad rolls since we have 1 strength.Use our edge to kill him, with something like an edgy shadow spike to the ass.Then we use the spoons to take his heart out and eat some of it.
It's a full Moonblood tonight!Don't forget to say it. And flip our hair as we do it.
You walk up to the pyromancer with a grin on your face. The old man takes a step backwards as you pull out your sharpened spoon. The sound of the zombies is drowned out by your bloodlust. This is what you live for, this is what you will die for. With that same blood thirsty grin you approach him. Your edginess keeps him in place however and you gleefully stroke his hand with your cold hand."It's a full bloodmoon tonight," You smile.You stab the spoon into his heart.>Roll 1d6 + 1
Rolled 2 + 1>>24639427Oh boy...
Rolled 4 + 1>>24639427It's not the spoon that's killing him, though. It's the shadow spike coming at him unseen from behind.
Rolled 3 + 1>>24639427I think we dead now.
Rolled 6, 1 = 7>>24639437
>>24639449Are all rolls against us going to be 2d6?
>>24639449Shit.Looks like we just took 5 damage. Hit him with a shadow spike to the ass and keep stabbing at his heart.
Rolled 2, 1 = 3You attempt to stab the spoon into his heart but your weak limbs fail. Merely cutting his chest with the edge. The shock awakens the man to your ploy and he jumps backwards... Into the arms of a zombified cardinal. The zombie bites into his shoulder, and more and more swarm him. The girl on the ground continues to wail, entirely out of it. As your attention is drawn to the man, a zombie lunges at you. Without making a noise you attempt to jump backwards.>roll 1d6 + 8
Rolled 1 + 8>>24639481As if the zombie's teeth could even scratch us.
Rolled 1 + 8>>24639481
Rolled 4 + 8>>24639481
Rolled 1, 4 = 5Leaping backwards, the zombie misses you. IT's time to burn this fucker down. It's a full bloodmoon tonight. And that's where we end for the night. Would anyone want to do this again?
Rolled 3 + 8>>24639508Sure. Edgyquest is fun as fuck. You gonna archive this?
>>24639508Only on another night of the full bloodmoonBut probably not
May as well
>>24639508We must wait for the next full bloodmoon. In other words sure.
>>24639569http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24636378/Yeah and that's the tag
Bravo OP.People tried to derail the fuck out of this but instead of getting butthurt and deleting the thread you let everyone have fun with it.Fantastic show.