Welcome back, all. We had a productive thread last night, hope you were there. We left off with passing out in a chair, barely resisting the urge to go sleep in our bed with the two girls, who were in a state of undress. Confession scenes can be confusing. ~~~~You wake up in your bed. Which is strange, because you didn't fall asleep in your bed. Your mind is blissfully blank on the details, and you willingly keep it that way. If you fucked up, you want to savour the last few seconds of ignorance. You look around your bedroom, you're alone. That could be good or bad. You stretch a bit. You feel sore, probably from all the labour you've been doing this past week to distract from the girls. But then something happened last night. It comes back to you slowly, and painfully. The pleasant memory of the girls bathing with you in the river, getting you drunk off the last bottle of booze in the region, and confessing their feelings for you in a surprisingly straightforward way. But then you remember running to Hamad's house in the middle of the night to propose marriage to his daughter, and another. He told you of three rings you'd need to recover to have a polygamist marriage. You ran home after that, and passed out in the chair.And now you're in bed. A knock comes at the door to your bedroom. "Keith, are you awake?"The door opens, and Melissa bustles in with breakfast, of all things. You see some fried eggs, and some homestyle fries. The plate is piled fairly high. The smell hits you and your stomach rumbles like an impending thunderstorm. "The eggs are fresh, of course, and on my way back from my farm I picked up a couple of the potatoes we harvested from the General Store. I hope this is to your liking!"You sit up in bed and scarf the food down. You notice a few things as you do. Melissa is calling you by name, instead of "master". Also, she has her cloak open, and her hood down, which is unusual for her.
Go on. .
She seems much more relaxed around you in general, sitting next to you on the bed as you eat.She laughs at your voracity, taking it as the implied compliment it is. As you finish, you thank her, and then falter mid-sentence."Melissa, I...I, what I mean is, did last night happen? I have the weirdest memories, but they seem so unreal."She looks confused for a moment, then laughs. "Of course last night happened. Daliah and I had to build up some courage beforehand, with the help of that swill first, of course. But yes, we confronted you to save you from yourself. Stubborn man." She chides you, but you get the feeling it's not in frustration. You're afraid to press further, but you need to know. "Uh, the last thing I remember is falling asleep in the chair. I was drunk, and the two of you were vulnerable...I couldn't trust myself around you. But now I'm in bed. Did I...?", you trail off. Thankfully, Melissa shakes her head. "No, silly. Daliah and I woke up early to attend to a few things, and we carried you in here. It wasn't easy, you're heavier than you look."You thank your lucky stars. "Thank god, I was so worried."Daliah clucks her tongue from the doorway, surprising you. "As though you could do us any harm we wouldn't want you to do. We are not helpless girls, Keith. Who's to say we didn't want you to come to bed last night? Petulant man." She puffs up and turns her head, though you can see her blush, sort of. She goes darker, at any rate. You feel like this is a good time to share what you learned from Hamad. Afterwards, Daliah speaks first. "Stubborn bastard! He won't marry us unless we have those damn rings? I should have known. He never knows when he's not needed anymore. This is an intentional thing, I hope you know Keith. Father doesn't approve of you marrying me, let alone me and Melissa. He doesn't believe in multiple spouses. He thinks men take advantage of women like that."
Melissa interjects."As though our dear, sweet Keith would do such a thing to us."You begin to blush. "Of course not, the two of you are far too special to me. We're a team."Daliah cocks an eyebrow, and walks towards you. "Oh, a team? Is that all we are? A little group? A cadre? A gathering? A party?"She sits on the bed, and pokes you with each question, emphasizing her displeasure with your terminology. "I'm sorry Daliah, I'm new at this. I've never really loved anybody before."She sniffs. "You're going to have to get better than that, but it'll do for now. We may be smart women, but we're still women, and we appreciate a little romance." You don't like the power dynamic in the room, so you stand up. "So then, if you can just tell me where the rings are, Daliah, I'll head out there and get them and bring them back. If you two don't mind keeping the farm running while I'm gone, I'd appreciate it."That was the wrong thing to say.
>>24631518We are just sticking our feet in our mouth all morning, aren't we.
"Keith you stubborn ass!" They shout together. Are they practicing this or what?"This test, if you will, of my father's is intended to kill you. He doesn't want you to come back with the rings. He likes you, but he loves me more, the blind fool. If you go alone, you won't come back."Melissa nods. "That's right Keith, and if you didn't come back, we'd die of sadness. Do you want us to die?"What kind of question is that? "No, of course not, but if it's dangerous for me, then it'll be dangerous for you, and I want to protect you and keep you safe here!"Daliah smiles dangerously. "Keith, darling, I suspect we are the ones who will be protecting you. Now get dressed, we're leaving."~~~~The three of you ride out on a donkey with no name. A single ass, at the girls' insistence. You have your long knife, Daliah has her sword, and Melissa has her staff. Other than that, you merely have some light foodstuffs, and blankets. You're headed for the deep woods, a spot Daliah located on an old map in a book. 1d100 for eventfulness.
Rolled 88>>24631691Incoming failure.
Rolled 69>>24631691Oh god, dice.
>>24631827You fucked up.
A band of Dire Wolves appear. The donkey brays, and refuses to go any further. The three of you dismount, and draw your weapons. A pack of five enormous wolves appears in the heavy forest before you. They snarl menacingly, but there's no chance of escape. You and Daliah form a spearhead, with Melissa in the back. The wolves approach with no trepidation. This is it. I need three separate d100's, first one for your combat, second for Daliah's (remember to add 20 for her sword's relic status), and the third roll will determine Melissa's influence on the scenario.
Rolled 93>>24631907Keith's combat.>>24631827>6>5 Dire Wolves attackThanks for screwing this up for us.
Rolled 96>>24631907Oh christ, more dice.
>>24631957Well fuck me, aren't you a bunch of redeemers. Lastly, how useful is Melissa?
Rolled 23>>24631907Melissa's roll.
The lead wolf takes an interest in you personally. He eyes you up, and leaps without warning. You hold your knife firmly, and time your strike carefully. Dropping to one knee, you strike the underbelly, carving him out. The wolf screams, shudders, and dies kicking. You look to see Daliah surrounded by the other four wolves. You move to help her, but you see her sheathe her sword. Seems odd, given the circumstances. Then it begins. She draws her sword again, into a wolf. It crumples, dead as it falls. The motion continues into the second wolf, and it dies as swiftly. The third wolf hesitates, and Daliah does not. The survivor begins to bound off, but Daliah cocks her arm back, and throws her katana, surprisingly impaling the wolf, dropping it after a few paces. She withdraws the sword impassively, wiping it clean on the wolf's pelt before sheathing it. You close your mouth, and turn to look at Melissa. She's clinging to you, trembling. "I don't like wolves, Keith. I'm so sorry, I'm so useless."[ ] Comfort her[ ] Harvest wolf pelts[ ] Other
>>24632129Give her a kiss on the forehead. "Everyone has things they can't deal with well, it's why we're together instead of alone."Then yeah, harvest some wolf pelts, they'll make good blankets.
>>24632129>[ ] Comfort her>[ ] Harvest wolf pelts"Don't worry about it. Not everyone can fight, nor should they have to. All of us are stronger by working together."Then yeah, get those pelts. We need blankets, and winter clothes.
>>24632157You set Melissa at ease, and begin the task of skinning the wolves. ~~~An hour later, you're on your way. The journey is going to take over a day, so you'll have to camp for the night. Unfortunately, it's also going to rain. You look for shelter, but none is forthcoming. Daliah notices this and pragmatically says, "This is a test of our resolve, have heart."The three of you spend the dark night huddled together, miserably wet, but not miserable. ~~~Morning comes again, and you remember how much it sucks to wear wet clothing. You squelch your way atop the donkey, and try to avoid chafing as best as possible. Around midday, a small building comes in to view. The first thing you notice is the skeletons outside of it. Not many, perhaps ten. The building itself appears japanese in style, wooden frame and paper doors. You wonder how it could stay put together in an old forest, but you figure it's magic, and it doesn't have to explain shit. With a glance at each other, you dismount, and enter the building cautiously.The interior is sparse. Tatami floors, some basic wall scrolls in moon runes, and a central pedestal. Upon the pedestal you can see three rings. You try to stop yourself from even thinking it, but it seems too easy. As you approach the pedestal, a voice comes from the corner of the room. "More of you, yes? It has been some time, but then, time is as ephemeral as smoke, here. You know where you are, yes? No, you do not. But you know why you are, and that is perhaps better."You peer into the corner, and see the outline of a small woman. It is dark, but you can discern that she is old from her voice. She continues. "You are here to claim the rings, but it is indeed not that easy, Keith."
Shit, she knows too much. She's probably reading your minds. This feels bad, if not dangerous. "Yes, we're here for the rings, our village leader demands them in exchange for marrying us. Ma'am."You decide a friendly tone is best. "Kekekekekeke, so polite. But that alone will not save you. There are Four Trials that you must pass Keith, before you can claim the right to the rings. One alone, one with each of the girls accompanying you, and one as a triad."You gird yourself, you weren't expecting this kind of shit. "Let us not waste time. First Trial, the Dilemma. Keith, answer this truly. Your two wives to be are in mortal danger, and you can only save one of them. Which one do you save?"You wonder. This seems like a bit of a Gordian Knot, to you. ~~~~Okay guys, answer the question. Do you save Daliah, or Melissa, or what?
>>24632368Of course it won't be that easy. And the dead people outside are evidence of that, right?Seems kind of overly harsh for failure.
Rolled 58>>24632467PICK THIRD OPTIONerrrr I wonder what that third option may be....
>>24632525oops no idea why I had a roll there
>>24632535>>24632525Just make one up. The more you try, the better it'll work. Let me feel your passion.
>>24632467Use ourself as a shield and save both, or eliminate the source of the danger and save both.Save one and with both us and them, save the other. The three of us are a, well, like a family. Our strength comes from putting our abilities together to be greater than the sum of our parts.
>>24632467"Really? The old 'you can only save one of them' question?Well there's the standard answers, try to save both of them, trust in them to save themselves, save one and have her save the other, sacrifice myself to save them both, and so on and so forth. Take the third answer. And if I had any way of doing that, no matter the risk to my own life, no matter how hard it would be, to save both of them I'd take it. Though honestly it'd be more likely that they'd save me, they're good at that. They've both saved my life more than once, and both have saved me from my own idiocy and fear.But if it really is as cut and dried as your question states, which it never will be, and only one may life and one must die, no matter what, I don't know, I can't choose between them like that. I'd save one of them, the one I'm more likely to be able to save or if need be the one picked via a flip of a coin, and mourn the other for the rest of my days."
>>24632603See, that's all I want. "You present me with a half truth. You say I can only save one. I disagree. No matter what, if I am willing to sacrifice myself, then anything is possible. Their lives are above mine, and I will hold myself to that with pleasure."The strange woman says nothing. You wonder if you failed. Then, all of a sudden you feel Daliah holding your hand, tightly. The woman speaks again. "The second trial is more difficult, as is this girl. Here is a whole truth for you boy. This girl will not age, she will not die of natural causes. She will have to watch you grow old, nurse you, and watch you die. Would you force that upon her?"You hadn't considered that. The nature of her divinity was never really explored. You're speechless. But Daliah isn't. "If I am damned to live forever, then I am blessed to be able to share so much of it with Keith. Nothing you can say will be able to deprive me of the joys we will share, and the lives we will lead, as long as we may."This too silences the old woman. This isn't so bad, you begin to think.
>>24632773>This isn't so bad, you begin to think.shes going to actually put everyone in danger isnt she
Daliah's hand slips from your grasp, and on your other side, Melissa joins you. "Third trial. Keith, you are stronger in every way than this woman. Her strengths lie in her passivity. How can you be sure you won't dominate and ignore her?"These questions are beginning to sting. "I am not the dominating type. Furthermore, Melissa's 'assistance' has already proven stronger than death, so I have no fears as to her being overshadowed by my mere bumbling."The woman goes silent once more. Daliah joins you again, and the three of you hold hands tightly. "This is the final test. A price must be paid for the rings. I will tell you the prices, you may choose one. You may choose also who must pay this price."[ ] Half the Light of the World[ ] Silver and Golden Years[ ] A Gift of Tongues
>>24632977Okay, just guessing. Silver/Golden Years sounds like it'd cut down lifespan. Might be funny if we had Daliah pay it, she won't age anyways. Gift of Tongues would probably render the payer unable to speak properly, bad thing.Not sure about Half the Light of the World though, it sounds bad.Can we confer among ourselves before deciding? Can we ask the old lady any questions?If so ask the girls what they think each price really is, ask the old lady what would happen if hypothetically Daliah paid the price of Silver and Golden Years.
>>24632977>[ ] Half the Light of the WorldGo blind in one eye?>[ ] Silver and Golden YearsEarly death, then.>[ ] A Gift of TonguesAbility to speak?Losing only an eye, and for us to lose it, sounds the least problematic.
Uhh, if Daliah gives up her golden years, then that means she just has a normal human lifespan, right? Seems the least horrible option.
>>24633108If she's agreeable to that. This is a trial for all three; confer with the other two rather than making the decision for them. What would Daliah and Melissa choose?
>>24633104We could even wear a bitching eyepatch. I'm >>24633093 by the way, and I think we should confer with the girls, get their opinions on it, see if we can weedle some more info out of the old woman.
Yes, we must confer with the girls first. This is a six-way relationship, after all.
>>24633104>Losing only an eye, and for us to lose it, sounds the least problematic.Unless one of the options turns out to be subvertable, such as halving an infinite lifespan for Daliah, or working around whatever the gift of tongues means, I agree with this.Still need to talk to the others though.
>>24633093>>24633104>>24633108You take some time to converse with the girls about the options, though in your mind you already know what you'll do. "Okay, so here it is. One of us loses an eye, I think, or one of us dies young, or one of us is mute. I'm just saying this so you're clear on why I'm going to lose an eye."Melissa snorts. "Oh, you really think we're going to let you do that, eh? Perhaps we should have you lose your tongue, so you can't say any foolish things."You counter her with, "But it's my fault we're here. I seduced you, I proposed to you, and so I should pay the price. If you'd rather me be mute, I'll understand though, it's our decision together."Daliah shakes her head."You really, really are an idiot. Do you think I want to live forever? Do you? What makes you think I'll even want to outlive you? If I lose my immortality I'd consider that a blessing as opposed to a curse. Hopefully I don't pass it down to my children."You can't accept that. "No, I can't be responsible for your death. You're my fiancee, and I have to keep you happy, healthy, and most importantly, alive. I'll sacrifice."The girls share a glance, then Melissa puts her hand over your mouth strongly, while Daliah steps forward. "I will give up my later years, and gladly so. I wish to live only as long as my husband and wife."The old woman nods, and you scream, muffled by Melissa's grip. With a clap of her gnarled hands, the woman begins to drain, something, from Daliah. You can see her divinity being pulled from her, and yet she stands proudly, unbowed. It takes only seconds, but then the woman shuffles back into the darkness. "The three of you deserve these rings, and each other. Go in peace, nothing will trouble you on your journey home. May you live as long as you naturally may, happily."And with that, she's gone. Melissa removes her hand from your mouth, and whispers, "I'm so sorry, we had to.".
>>24633317"...how? How could you give that up, just for us?"Just hold her for a while, and Melissa too.
>>24633317"I understand, but while my mind accepts the practicalities, I know my heart's going to take a while to accept it. I'm sorry."Maybe we should, you know, bury some of the skeletons? Or at least, take their personal effects back to town for any next of kin?This entire Ordeal thing seems disproportionate for a polygamous marriage.
>>24633421It was intentionally so, and by no means necessary for one in general; we were given a difficult challenge intentionally in the hopes that we'd either refuse or die, and instead we passed it. But we should still call him on it.
>>24633317Tears stream silently down your face. You can't believe what's happened, and it's all your fault. You watch Daliah pick up the rings, gently, and walk towards you. "Daliah, no, why? I would have given up an eye and not missed it at all! Now you're going to die!"*SLAP*You turn your head back to Daliah. "Next time I'll put the rings on. Don't be an idiot. The choice given was given only to tempt you to foolish manly heroism. Every option led to sadness except mine. You need to learn when I know what is best for me. I know you love us, but we are not weak, simpering, foolish girls. I love you enough that living without you would give me more pain than pleasure, can't you understand that?"You suppose you see wisdom in it, but you begin to protest reflexively. Melissa puts her hand over your mouth again. "Are you sure we couldn't have had his tongue out?" She asks impishly. ~~~~The rings are nondescript gold bands. Yours is twice as heavy as each of theirs. Other than that, they don't seem special in any way. But for the price paid, you're damn well wearing it and never taking it off.>The rings grant you all a +10 to rolls taken with all of you present. Nifty. ~~~~After burying the poor souls who didn't answer correctly outside in shallow hand dug graves, you head home. You squeeze Daliah tightly the whole way back, as though she were going to die young.
>>24633479>>24633421How much of a reckoning do you want for Hamad?
>>24633527Not retribution in any way, but I'd like to see it made clear to him that we know what he was doing, and we went with it anyway because it means that much to us.
>>24633527I'd be fine with a "Man, that's not cool. You had these people die, rather than just simply saying 'NO'? Not to mention, yeah, you put Daliah's life into jeopardy. "Come on, Hamad, you're supposed to be the guy who plans things into the future. You can't possibly tell me that you didn't see those deaths, or our actions, coming."More of a disappointed and "Dude, what the fuck?" attitude than fury and brimstone.
>>24633527Bastard pays for the Wedding, the whole shebang.I reckon we should have just challenged him to a duel, first to draw blood. We could have won with our girls backing us.
>>24633591I second that.
>>24633591This picture sums up the attitude.
>>24633595>dueling a girls fatherDo you even?
Come on, Hamad, you're smarter than to send people three at a time to untimely deaths, especially if none of them are good fighters or possess a divine Relic of combat and they have to fight an entire pack of dire wolves as part of the test.
>>24633595>Bastard pays for the Wedding, the whole shebang.Not a bad response to the stunt he pulled, true.
Very well.The trip back to town is as uneventful as the woman promised, though Daliah does complain of bruised ribs. You ride straight to Hamad's house, and kick in the door. "What. The. FUCK, is wrong with you? You dumb, old bastard. Do you know how many have died? Do you know your own daughter sacrificed her immortality because of your stupidity?"Hamad stands from his table, surprised. The girls trail in after you. Surprisingly, Daliah stands by you, and not her father. "Well, you fuck, you dumb, disappointing fuck, your daughter and Melissa have proven their confusing desire to be with me for our now natural lifespans. So here's how it is. You're going to marry us in the Village Square, in front of the whole damn town. There's going to be a really nice party afterwards, too. And you're going to get us a nice wedding gift. You're paying for all of this, do you understand?"Hamad begins to protest, but Daliah shows an inch of blade. "Father, you've almost killed me, don't make me almost kill you."That seems to settle it. ~~~~~~Back on the farm, you're consumed with wondering if you really have to wait a week to be officially married to consummate, or if the Ordeal itself counted. [ ] You've come this far, hold out for a week[ ] You're closer than most married people ever will be, a little hanky panky won't ruin anyone's reputation at this point.
>>24633944Entirely up to Daliah and Melissa. We can easily wait a week if that's something that matters to them. If it doesn't matter to them, how others will look upon it does not matter in the least, assuming they'd even know.
Rolled 44>>24633944 Leave that for the girls to decide.
>>24633944>[ ] You've come this far, hold out for a weekThough I would preferred less swearing and a generally calmer disposition than what happened.
>>24634047We'll feel bad about it later. But right now, it seems like a genuine reaction.
Rolled 36>>24633944[ ] You've come this far, hold out for a week
>>24634047You're still pretty pissed that a girl you love went from immortal to mortal for you, essentially at her father's behest.
>>24633944[X] You're closer than most married people ever will be, a little hanky panky won't ruin anyone's reputation at this point.I say we lay in bed with them, and if we get the urge to mash our face into their tits or they want to do unspeakable things with our dick than we should feel free to. If they want it, go for it. But we are going to at the very least cuddle the fuck out of them under our new wolf blankets, probably with a very noticeable erection the entire time. Because we just went through too much bullshit to not be able to cuddle and grope our fiancees.
>>24634151You still have to tan those hides man. The wolves, I mean. You can't just wear raw skin. Ew.
>>24634151I'd agree that we no longer need to refrain from even being close to them. Going further than that is up to them.
>>24634189I SHALL WEAR RAW WOLF SKIN IF I CHOOSE!I'm kidding, tanning them is on our to-do list. Preferably high on it.
>>24634189>Not wearing raw wolf skins to gain their strength.Keith truly is a soft city boy.Fine, we shall use regular blankets....for now.
Rolled 1You climb into bed, enjoying the feeling of the girls climbing in after you. You lay your arms out and they gladly snuggle in. With the three of you breathing in such a small space, it warms up the bed awfully fast, though not unpleasantly. All tension seems to have flown out of your relationships. You hold the girls as naturally as anything else. They gently caress you, and your body reacts, though you feel no shame for it this time. Rolling for tumescence.
Rolled 1>>24634251God damnit erection.Why aren't you here when we need you most?
>>24634240Raw skin rots, dude.
>>24634251>finally get moral go ahead to bang sexy athletic black girl and statuesque white girl>erectile dysfunction>can't even blame OP
>>24634251>All tension seems to have flown out of your relationshipCertainly looks that way.
Rolled 8>>24634290I'm going to file it under us having a very, very, very, long day and just collapsing into the bed.We'll have morning wood to take care of, and can always grope their tits in the period between now and then.
>>24634251>Rolled 1>>24634265>Rolled 1Did our balls just crawl back up?
>>24634339Yup. 1 at a time.
Rolled 10You begin to panic slightly. It's like you're broken. Here you are, closer to heaven than ever before, and it's dead. The girls pick up on your fear. Daliah is the more forward of the two. "Um, Keith? Is it broken? Or am I less attractive now that I'm not immortal?"Melissa tries to be helpful. "Well, it's okay, sometimes when you breed animals the male isn't ready for it, so you have to kind of, help him in."Daliah nods understandingly. This is getting dangerous. They're going to think of you as a eunuch. You summon all the sexiest thoughts you can muster.
>>24634365I knew you'd rise to the challenge, boner.
>>24634365Y'know what?"Ladies, I'm not in the mood. I'm halfway responsible for stripping my bride to be of her immortality, and the other one made constant references about how I'd be better tongueless.""I'm not in the mood. Good night."
>>24634400We clearly are now in the mood.
>>24634365>nat10 for boner>Keith's fw
>>24634416Awww, but for a moment we would be an independent person.
>>24634448Remember that our relationship with the girls directly affects our farm.If Keith wilts, so do the crops.
Rolled 7>>24634400The blankets shift off the three of you, as you lie there in silence. You decide to tease them in return."I've had a long day girls, I'm sorry. I've got a headache, and my feet hurt, and other stuff. Goodnight."You close your eyes, and begin to drift off. And then they poke it. Then they poke it again. One of them grabs it, from the grip you think it's Melissa. She feels it from the base to the tip and says, "Oh, no way."Daliah asks, "Oh no way what?""There's no way that's going to work. I've bred animals, so I have an idea of what happens, and I can tell you we don't breed horses with chickens."You're flattered, in a way, but then a second hand grips you. Daliahs. Keep your shit together, Keith.
>>24634486Make us proud, Keith.
Daliah has a more inquisitive touch, a feeling which doesn't escape you. You begin trembling from the months of buildup to this moment. You worry about where this is going to lead, but you're interrupted by a squeeze. "Keith, we're talking to you.""Yes, we need to know."You stammer out, "You need to know what?"The girls lean in and kiss your cheeks. "Who first?"
Rolled 1>>24634554I leave my fate in the hands of the dice.>1: Daliah>2: Melissa
>>24634554Whoever gets me off first, I'll repay the favor first.
Rolled 1>>246345541. Melissa2. Daliah3. Both
>>24634554I SAID I WASN'T IN THE MOOD, GOD.Get up, grab pillows and blankets, and go to the barn for a sulk.
>>24634610That's thinking with threesomes.
>>24634631I thiiiiink you might be outnumbered.
>>24634554"I'm not sure my loves. Why don't each of you tell me what you're going to do, in as much detail as possible, and then I'll choose. May the best girl win."
>>24634554"That's right up there with 'does this make me look fat'. You want me to live long enough for both, right? So, you choose. I'm sure you can come to an agreement. And I'm sure I can manage to multitask to some degree to keep things interesting."
>>24634643Yeah, but it's funny.
>>24634631I agree with this guy!
>>24634631Give 'em blue clits? Ovaries? Whatever the female equivalent of blue balls is!
>>24634676This.Or, if they make us pick one: Deliah, because she gave up so much today for this to work.
>>24634687Foolish wizard, there's no way Keith will stay a virgin long enough to unlock phenomenal cosmic power.
>>24634676I'll go with this.
>>24634631Nope. We're getting laid.If we leave them now they'll just go full lesbian on us while we're gone.
>>24634709Not with that attitude! They intend to steal our precious fluids! We must not fall for their wiles!
>>24634738Should've thought of that before we went to all the trouble of the trials.
Rolled 21"I can hardly choose between you. Perhaps the boldest of you should make a move, and the other can learn by example."You're pleased at your cleverness. Takes the onus off you. No sooner do you say this than you feel Daliah disappearing under the blankets. Your lower body trembles in anticipation as you feel her hot breath on you. At the same time, Melissa begins wiggling out of her shift, displaying her voluptuous breasts. Her skin is milk white, and inviting. You reach over to caress her, and then your spine tightens and your toes curl. Daliah isn't holding back, and it's incredible.Melissa pulls your attention back to her with a solid kiss, the first one you've had from her. Even though it's a hectic moment, it's still special. d100 will accompany every post, rolling under 50, bonuses included ends the scenario.
>>24634757>d100 will accompany every post, rolling under 50, bonuses included ends the scenario.Seriously?I enjoy your quest and all, but this is kind of going full-retard.
>>24634757>d100 will accompany every post, rolling under 50, bonuses included ends the scenario.I think you're going to want to pick a slightly lower number than that if you want this to last more than a couple of posts.
Rolled 82>>24634757That's close. You only have +35 all told. The double assault on your senses almost overwhelms you immediately. By sheerest willpower, you cling to sanity. Melissa has decided she likes the taste of you and now hangs over you, kissing you relentlessly. Her chest sways over you, nipples brushing your skin. And Daliah? It's like she hasn't eaten in a week. That girl is insane. You begin to wonder if she hasn't done this before.
>>24634782>>24634778If it bothers you, just tell me to end it, and I'll end it.
>>24634815>That's close. You only have +35 all told.Whoa. I must have missed a few of those.I take my comment in>>24634782back, sorry.
>>24634757+25 rolls with Daliah+10 to all rolls when together56 total, WE'RE STILL IN THIS
>>24634823Nah, it's fine, you should've mentioned the +35 beforehand. Getting 15 or less is far more reasonable.
>>24634757Two things. First fucking /tg/ dice. Second, I don't think we really ought to roll dice to fuck, as funny as it is.It should be more a narrative thing than a mechanics thing.
>>24634823Yeah, can we, uh, not do this? Have a fade to black or something?
>>24634852Given the +35 we hadn't seen before, it seems like a fairly reasonable way to constrain the length without deciding in advance how long it'll be.
>>24634852All we need to do is amass another +15 bonus, and the scene will never end.
>>24634823Not those Anon. I'm okay with it, I just prefer the farm-building stuff to sexytimes.
Rolled 65>>24634815You've got a little more control over yourself now, and begin to enjoy the situation. You put your left hand on the back of Daliah's head, and you use your left to explore Melissa's breasts. You can see yourself becoming quite a tit man, these things are divine. Soft and supple, yet firm when squeezed. They seem to be quite sensitive as well, as Melissa loses strength in her arms, and collapses on your chest with a moan.
Not bad, it could use more farming euphemisms though.
>>24634889>Rolled 65>+35 bonus>100This is going to be good.
>>24634868But I like smut. Smut is a wonderful thing.
Rolled 36>>24634889Daliah seems to be getting a little jealous of the facetime Melissa is enjoying so thoroughly, and with a pop that makes you twitch, pulls back. She scrambles up to you, wiping her lips. "So, how was that?"You kiss her in response, doing your damn best to forget her most recent activity. It helps that Melissa has decided to start licking your coinpurse.
>>24634924Yeah, that's, that's great. Just add an IRC, and you have the perfect shitstorm for what ruins quests.
>>24634930>licking your coinpurse.Well now I can't get the image of someone jizzing gold coins out of my mind.
>>24634868Seems fairly tasteful so far, but I'm fine with it fading to black (or to a pastebin) if others would prefer.
>>24634941Chill brah, we'll get back to farming soon enough. Let people have their fun.
>>24634924Yeah, but I wanted to get some farming done tonight.Like, making sure that the apiary is growing properly and working some more on that irrigation ditch.
>>24634961I don't understand why I always have to bend backward for people's love of fapfiction.
>>24634956A pastebin might be the way to go if it's upsetting some people, though I don't know how he'd handle the dicerolling mechanics that apparently accompany porn in this quest.
>>24634981Roll 10d20 in-thread and use that.
Rolled 77 + 5You're not sure how long you can endure the attentions of both the girls, it's more intense than you imagined. Maybe you didn't think this through. Melissa has a more delicate technique than Daliah, but no less effective. >>24634962Your hands drift to Daliah's apiary, where she stores her honey. It's quite the irrigated ditch, which must be a good sign for sowing seeds.
>>24635000/tg/ dice cannot minus.
>>24635000>Your hands drift to Daliah's apiary, where she stores her honey. It's quite the irrigated ditch, which must be a good sign for sowing seeds.Ha ha ha, oh wow, well done sir.
Rolled 60 - 5>>24635019They can, just with more awkward syntax.
>>24635000>Your hands drift to Daliah's apiary, where she stores her honey. It's quite the irrigated ditch, which must be a good sign for sowing seeds.Yay, farming euphemisms!
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE FARMING EGGMAN
Rolled 15, 78, 62, 6, 93, 21, 96, 24, 14, 87 = 496I'll wrap this up then for comfort's sakes. Hadn't considered a pastebin, apologies. Melissa's constancy and Daliah's shuddering moans at your ministrations of her field have you incapable of holding back much longer. You silently apologize to Melissa, and let loose your sluicegates. She takes the first shot, the second, struggles with the next two, and manages the last one. She comes back up to face level. but doesn't seem sure of what to do. She's blushing hard, but looks distressed, a bit like a hamster with too many corn kernels in it's cheeks. Daliah puffs up. "I wanted some of that first harvest! Come over here!"The last thing you see before you pass out from disbelief is Daliah passionately kissing Melissa in a sticky mess.
>>24635107No worries, HG, I enjoyed it greatly, but I understand that it isn't what some people want, so a pastebin seems like a fine compromise.
Rolled 90>>24635107Well that happened.
>>24635107Thank you for ending it there, though I do think it was mostly tasteful.
>>24635107Thank God. Also, yech.
>>24635107Yeah, a pastebin would be the best idea for future fapfics, we don't want Harvest Moon Quest bogged down by drama after all.
It's late morning by the time you peel yourself out of bed. You feel like a withered husk, and you have slight troubles walking. There is, however, a farm to tend. The girls are in the main room, laughing at the table. As you enter, shirtless, they turn to you and smile, though Melissa doesn't meet your eyes for long without blushing hard. "Good morning, my Angels." You try bravely."Good morning, Keith", they reply in stereo. "So, about last night...that was beyond great, but I think we should hold off on anything else until the wedding." Storm clouds start forming on their faces, so you quickly add an addendum. "It's just that the farm needs work, and also we need to prepare for the wedding and wouldn't it be more special?"They don't smile, but they don't get angrier either, it'll have to do. ~~~~~You water your crops, which are about 1/3 of the way through their growth stages. It's going to be a damn good harvest at this rate. Next, you get Melissa to check on the honey, since the bees never sting her. She claims it is going well, by eyeball estimate there's about three pounds of available honey. That's good, but you want more. [ ] What now?
>>24635181>ending on a cumswap is mostly tasteful!
Rolled 42>>24635260Lets tan those wolf hides!
>>24635291>Not understanding the tasteful nature of cumswapping.Filthy pleb.
>>24635260Tan some wolf hides....do we know how to tan?
>>24635291Oh, it was tasteful alright.
>>24635318>>24635306You want to prepare the wolf hides you collected on the journey, so you ask Daliah to look it up. She comes back and tells you that you need to pee on them and smoke them over a fire. You're not sure how accurate that is.
Rolled 5, 2, 1, 3 = 11>>24635331thatsthejoke.jpg
>>24635342Well, Daliah hasn't steered us wrong on practical matters like this so far.Time to go pee on some bloody animal skins and get a fire going.
>>24635342Yeah, no. That'll produce an unholy smell.Let's get a second and third opinion.
Rolled 33>>24635342Welp, if that's what it takes, lets give it our all.rollan for piss.
>>24635371You get the fuller story from her, and it turns out that you need to soak them in urine for several days,scrape them with a knife, then rub them with oak bark, then dry them.Sounds like a lot of work, but you start pissing in a large barrel just the same.
Over the next few days, you continue watering plants, and tending the farm in general, while avoiding the girls flirtatious nature at night. You spend your idle time writing dual wedding vows. [ ] Add something specific to the vows for next session[ ] Other action.
>>24635510[X] Other: since we're not going to wear farm overalls to our own wedding, find some alternative.
>>24635510"So let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids."
>>24635544Agreed, and since Hamad is paying for everything...
>>24635544>>24635551Very well, we will begin your next adventure in the tailor's shop. Thanks for playing again tonight guys. I promise there's not a 'snowballs' chance in hell that I'll ERP a thread again without pastebin.
>>24635684Heh, puns.Well, I personally enjoyed the fapfic, so it'd be a shame if you never wrote any more, but I do understand that it's not what some people are in this quest to read, so yeah, pastebin dat shit.Thanks for the thread, HG, see you next time.
>>24635684No harm done, and you listened to your players. Also helps that most of the interested players were nonetheless understanding of taking it off-thread.Thanks for the thread.
>>24635740I swear Harvest Moon Quest has one of the most chill playerbases of any quest I've seen on /tg/ in a long time.
>>24635757There are a few quests with impressively high signal-to-noise ratios, this being one of them.