You are the commander of the M26 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and though you've heard about the Thousand Yard Stare before, this is the first time you've actually seen it on someone. And that someone is Miho Nishizumi and it's been there for a good hour now. While the teacher has been going over lesson plans, materials and schoolroom rules, the class has been tossing looks at the girl as she stared ahead, straight forward, eyes unfocused, required movements like passing papers along stiff and automatic. It was actually a bit unnerving.The catatonia lasts until the teacher finally calls on Miho to answer a question. Miho barely blinks. "What is wrong, Nishizumi? Do you feel unwell?" Miho doesn't answer. "Please go to the infirmery then." Miho finally stands up and, like a zombie, starts shambling towards the door."Teacher! My stomach hurts!" Saori calls out, waving her hand above her head.Quietly, Hana raises her head. "I have a chronic condition." She says calmly.>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi...">Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...
>>24612304>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."
>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi."Shame that won't work for my exams. C'est la vie.
>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...
>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...3 girls and a dude leaving may seem a bit odd
>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...I'd be kind of weird for us to tag along. We've only ever talked to her like, once. And that conversation ended with her running away. Better to just let her actual friends handle it.
>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."It's plausable: we're not used to raw fish + possible seasickness.
>>24612304>>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."GTFout time.
>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...You would probably do more harm than good-no need to fuck with the time space continuum
>>24612415Fucking with the space-time continuum is the entire point of these games.>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."
>>24612365Actually, now that I've thought about it a little more, I change my vote to>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day.Not so much because of class, but more because it would look odd.
>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."
>>24612380I don't think we're a guy, as is.>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi."
>>24612304>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...Maybe later, during break. But not now.
we are a guy
>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."Poor girl.
>>24612304>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...We hardly know the girl, best not stalk her to the infirmary.
I doubt the MC would be so bland as to do it right away.
>>24612549You realise this applies to Saori and Hana too right?
>>24612532OP didn't mention so.. girls und panzer!And he's been away quite some time now.
>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...To many Garupans spoil the Panzer
>>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."
>>24612304>>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."
>>24612583Yes, but we're a man, and we know her even less then they do.
>>24612583There's the fact the MC unintentionally drove a spike in some with his remarks, not intentionally but I think he feels rather bad about that.
>tfw garupans runs more often than mech engineer
>>24612304It's time.[x] "I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."
>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."We caring friend now.
You wait a minute, so it's not completely obvious, before standing up and holding your belly. "Um, I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi earlier. Think I could..." You trail off.The teacher sighs. "Is there anyone else who feels they have a medical emergency that need to bring up?" You glance at Patrick, who's looking at you like you're insane. As soon as you meet his gave he shakes his head before giving you a glance that tells you you're on your own with this.Sissy."Very well, Mr. Russell, you're excused to the infirmary as well..." She says sighing.You stand up gingerly, taking care not to unsettle your not-even-close-to-upset stomach and walk out the door. It doesn't take you very long to follow the little school map to the infirmary. The nurse is just now walking out from a partitioned area of her office. "Just get some rest..." She says as she turns out the lights.You instantly go into what seems like an Oscar-winning performance, holding your stomach and breathing from the belly as though you were about to puke at any moment- it helps that you're a method actor and that you'd gotten plenty of practice the day before."Bad Sushi..." You gasp out between short heaves. She blanches a bit."There's a toilet over there." She motions to a door near the back of her office. "Try not to disturb the girls while they rest." She says as she walks out the door behind you.>"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award...">Take it to the next level- make it believable.>Swing for the fences- leave no doubt as to your lack of intestinal fortitude!
>>24612872>Take it to the next level- make it believable.
>>24612304>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...Mmm.. might as well get the first class done with.
>>24612872>>Take it to the next level- make it believable.Make sure to puke on the toilet!
>>24612872>Swing for the fences- leave no doubt as to your lack of intestinal fortitude!
>No one here quite knows why they look like they just took the Normandy landingMust_have_been_the_sushi.jpg
>"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award..."I think we shouldn't do any method acting.
>>24612872>>Take it to the next level- make it believable.we gotta make this count
>>24612872>>Swing for the fences- leave no doubt as to your lack of intestinal fortitude!Let's try to make this truely horrifying.
>>24612872>>Take it to the next level- make it believable.
>>24612872>>Take it to the next level- make it believable.I'm thinking the third option is taking it a little too far.
>>24612872>>"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award..."
>>24612872>Take it to the next level- make it believable.Operation Bulimia is a go.
>>24612872>Swing for the fences- leave no doubt as to your lack of intestinal fortitude!See this screencap? Channel out ancestors.
>>24613138That decision is worse that "taking a gun, pointing it at the ceiling and firing"
You rush through the bathroom door, holding your hand over your mouth. Nearly slamming the door behind you, you begin to cough and spit furiously and moan every few seconds for good measure. After a minute or two of your patented "Trust me, you don't want to confirm what I just did" food poisoning act you give one last moan before peaking back out of the door.Not a sign of the nurse anywhere. Good. You casually straighten your shirt and pants before opening a curtain and flopping over onto an empty cot.Saori and Hana are staring at you from their cots. Miho's staring at a point somewhere past the ceiling from her cot."What? Didn't you hear? Bad sushi.">"So, what's the problem?">"Is Miho alright?"
>"Is Miho alright?"
>>24613196>"So, what's the problem?"
>>24613196>"Is Miho alright?"
>>24613196>>"Is Miho alright?"
>>24613196"Is Dear Leader alright?"
>"Is Miho alright?"Were trying to be caring friends nao
>>24613196>"So, what's the problem?">"Is Miho alright?"If they ask, tell them it was better than the last time we had carolina BBQ
>>24613196>"So, what's the problem?"Blunt and to the point. We don't mean to be offensive, but we're not from Japan, so we're not really good at their whole "lie through your teeth about your feelings and shit all the time so as not to upset people" thing.
>>24613196>nothingOur presence is more than enough
>>24613250>carolina BBQClearly you mean Memphis BBQ
>>24613196[x] "So, what's the problem?"
>>24613196>Combo of both
>>24613196>Is Miho alright?Let's be direct to the point.
>>24613196>>Is Miho alright?
"How's Miho?" You say. Saori and Hana are still staring at you with a look of confusion. You sigh inwardly. "Hey, Miho, you okay?"She grumbles something you can't understand. You look at Saori and Hana and they get the clue."Miho?" Saori asks gently. "What did the President say to you?""Tell us, if you don't mind." Hana follows up politely.Miho blinks. "The President said that they're bringing back senshado." She says.You're a bit confused- it had been pretty obvious that she'd known about that fact the previous day."Senshado?" Hana says, sitting up in her cot. "The sport traditionally reserved for girls?"You can't help yourself. "...In Japan, anyway." You correct. "What's wrong with them bringing it back?" You say."It's only an elective..." Saori tells her."The President told me to take it..." Miho says weakly, almost verging on tears.>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!">"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."
>>24614073>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no"Seems to me that the best way to win her over into friendship (we DO want to be friends with her, right?) is to try an NOT convince her to join up if she doesn't want to.
>>24614073>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"We don't know about her family issues yet, and we do love the game.
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."inside plot info says this is the right one
>>24614073>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."Seriously. Do what you want to do I say. (Freedom and all that jazz)
>>24614073>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."We love tanks, but you know what we love more? MUH FREEDOMS!If she doesn't want to take it, its her god-given right as a citizen of (a country beaten into democracy by) America to just say no!
>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"I'm choosing this with the hopes the MC will share his Perspective of tanking hopefully making her feel better about it.
>>24614073>>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!">>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."Little bit of A, little bit of B.
>>24614073>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."Let's not force her.
go freedom the shit out of her for 'murica
>>24614130She's a complete wreck, I think even we know that she really doesn't want to do it.>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."
>>24614187Yet we all know how well saying no would go at least. the reaction might be much worse.That and unlike in the show she has a fellow tanker around, which can give extra perspective on things. Part of Miho's issues at first was due to how no one had the school had any real tanking perspective.
>>24614073[x] "What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"guysplot
>>24614073>[x] "What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"
>>24614216I don't know about that, saying the first option sounds incredibly insensitive, at least to me.
>>24614073>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."We already know that she dropped out because she abandoned her flag panzer during a match. We don't have to traumatize her further by making her say it herself.
>>24614073"And if she told you to jump into the ocean, you'd do it? This is Your life. Do what you want! If you don't want to partake in GLORIOUS COMBAT! then you do not have to. From what I hear, there are many things you could elect to do. BlackJack, Myself and My Crew have been brought in for the purpose of Senshado, So we already made our choice long before we even arrived her...""Either way, I'm feeling a lot better now. Take care and 'Get Well Soon' girls"
>>24614073>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."Foolish story! We reject your plot and substitute our own! Its gonna be fun without Miho there, since we know dick-all about team battle tactics since 'Murrikan Senshado is apparently 1v1.
>>24614073>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!">"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."BOTH
>>24614073>You don't have to take it. Just tell her no. This is my vote. We want her to like us. And really, Miho is a ridiculous softy. Canon reason why she actually went and did tankery is not because she was pressured by student council but because someone thought of her feelings first. Its win-win.
>>24614282But the other choice is an exercise in futility.if what you say is right there are no good choices.>>24614304>implying we can actually change that.
>>24614073>>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."
>>24614073>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."
>>24614073>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."Regardless of the Patton hat
>wearing a Patton helmet>not bitchslapping her for cowardiceYou worthless pussies are making this helmet a LIAR!
>>24614495yeah, but bitchslapping her would be againt the values of 'murica and freedom!
>>24614542>implying channeling Patton is EVER against the values of 'MURRICAFucking coward.
Isn't MURRICA all about FREEDOM ? No fascist council will impose their will with us around.
>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"It's insensitive, but we're a man and an American so that's expected.
>>24614567>implying slapping bitches cause they dont want to be ruled by fascist assholes is in any way 'murican.
"And you don't want to take it?" You ask.Miho nods."Then don't take it. It's an elective. Take pottery or cooking or something." You say bluntly. "She doesn't get to tell you what electives to take!""She doesn't have the authority, officially." Saori says. "Unless... Is it blackmail? Are you in a love triangle with one of the councilmembers?" She says worriedly.Miho makes a squeeking noise. "No!""If the thought of taking Senshado was so hard for you..." Hana wonders. "Is it because you're some battle-hardened war hero? Attack the enemy alone, extort money and destroy their entire team?"Miho blinks at her. You're pretty sure you've lost a few IQ points in the last ten seconds. "Not really..." She says with a hint of confusion."Maybe she just isn't interested in taking it again?" You offer, seemingly the only reasonable person in the room."You see... My family has a long history in Senshado..." She says sadly. "But I don't have any good memories of it..." She pulls the blankets up over her face. "I came to Oorai to get away from Panzers...">"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?">"Why go through all this trouble to avoid Senshado?"
>>24614725>>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"Get our righteous anger on!
>>24614725>>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"
>>24614725>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"
>>24614725Bah, didn't copy the third choice.>"I wouldn't feel comfortable tanking with someone who wasn't there of their own free will..."
>>24614725>>24614775>>"I wouldn't feel comfortable tanking with someone who wasn't there of their own free will..."This
>>24614725>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"Haha, time for Little Army references!
>>24614725Whelp, its a good thing that BlackJack is a Tank..."There is no point in fighting with forced conscripts. With nothing personal in it, you can't rely on them for anything. Better to have two squads with purpose, than two platoons without"
>>24614725>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?">"I wouldn't feel comfortable tanking with someone who wasn't there of their own free will..."
>>24614874this"Don't worry, we got this"
>>24614840"Conscription is slavery, and I don't think that any people or nation has a right to save itself at the price of slavery for anyone, no matter what name it is called. We have had the draft for twenty years now; I think this is shameful. If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say : Let the damned thing go down the drain!"
>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"I wish this story didn't have a bunch of 'Merrican idiots. They're making the idiots in SWQ look smart.
>>24614920>I'm incapable of detecting sarcasm
>>24614920I wish this story didn't have a bunch of weeaboo idiots. They're making the idiots in BFQ look smart.
>>24614938I wish that people on 4chan weren't retarded. ooh wait...
>>24614935sarcasm isn't a few idiots spouting a shock phrase and other idiots joining in with less thought than usual.>>24614938What weeaboo idiots?
>>24614725[x] "So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"
>>24614725>"I wouldn't feel comfortable tanking with someone who wasn't there of their own free will..."I'd prefer Yukari.
>>24615138We all would Anon. We all would. But now is not the time to be thinking about her.
>>24615138Doesn't mean we can't be friends with Miho.If we're gonna be a team, that means we're gonna be a family.So, which of the tanks should we dub "Black Betty"? After all, Jack needs a girl too.
>>24615179Agree. Right now we're working for the later good. That and helping out Miho would still earn some points with Yukari.
>>24615179>We all would.Still preferring Miho here.
>>24615213whoa, black betty, bam-a-lam...
>>24615179>>24615247I'm not talking about waifus, you faggots.
>>24615262whoa, black betty, bam-a-lam
>>24615286Of course not.We're talking about tanks, and the crews thereof.Why did YOU think we were talking about waifus, huh?
>>24615296black betty had a child, bam-a-lam
>>24615296Black Betty had a child>>24614725>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"
>>24615341The damn thing gone wild (bam-A-lam)
>>24615392She said it weren't none of mine (bam-a-lam)
You nod. "I know this story..." You say knowingly. "Family tanks for generations, but your calling is something different. But they want you to tank..."Miho shakes her head. "No. It's not that..." She whimpers a bit under the blanket.Saori speaks up. Evidently her and Hana aren't the only ones with overdone tropes for theories. "He's right. You don't have to do Senshado if you don't want to. It's not you have to take it anymore...""And if you don't want to go to the council alone, we'll come with you!"You roll over on your back. "I can talk with her as well- I wouldn't feel right at all fighting with someone who doesn't want to be there..."Miho's blanket rolls down a bit- she's smiling for the first time in a while. "Thank you. All of you." She says.And then the bell rings, signalling the end of the period."Just homeroom left, so I guess we'll go speak with the council-" You don't get to finish before the announcement speakers crackle to life. "Attention students. Please gather in the Gym." You blink as the message repeats "Please gather in the Gym. Thank you.">Gather in the gym
>>24615392I said oh black betty (bam-A-lam)
>>24615428>Gather in the Gym
>>24615428Oh boy here we go.
>>24615412The damn thing gone blind bam-a-lam>>24615428>Gather in the gymChoo-choo bitches, all aboard the StuCo train. Not you, OP, I mean the actual characters.
>>24615428>Gather in the gymWonder if we have enough time to get Black Jack and park it outside the gym.
>>24615428>Ditch school.I say no to this clear plot point.
>>24615492>perch up in Black Jack>watch video>laugh
>>24615519>while using our hull-mounted speaker to play music, very loudIt sort of, calms us down.
>>24615561Accuse anyone getting angry of "sending out negative waves"
>>24615578And we can put a length of pipe on our gun so the enemy think, like, maybe it's a 105mm.
>>24615578No, thats yukari's job. ESPECIALLY after the infiltration mission.
>>24615604155, rather. 105 isn't that much bigger than our 90mm.
>>24615428>Gather in the Gym.>With Blackjack.>And hookers.
>>24615616In fact forget the gym.
>>24615632Why did I just imagine us rolling into the Playa Hater's Ball in Black Jack, pimped out to the nines, with hoes all over the hull
>>24615650Because they see us rollin', they hatin'.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP9wtpIHsWE&hd=1Dum de do..
>>24615664Doing it wrong.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtsCVEqfNiE
>>24615690But WE aren't living the StuG Lyfe.
>>24615690I laughed so hard my back clicked
So guys, if Schwarzwald still bring the Maus to the finals, what are our odds of being able to kill that dragon?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKcuPnkG-mM
>Gather in the gym>Open stage>We have our Patton helmet>Young, impressionable audienceYou know what to do.
>>24615677>Hanna humping the turret
>coughshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKI4GQ4c9g0>Goes back writing.
>>24615714You know they probably are going to ask for something like that.
>>24615714>yell impassioned speech about Panzerfahren in english>get nothing but confused stares
>>24615714You sir, are a genius
>>24615740And then the whole gym erupts into cheering.
>>24615714http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b5g1avyCSAWE MUST DO THIS
>>24615768We'll do it right before the finals.
>>24615714>>24615768>Not the best versionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGrvXOpvQkg
>>24615791But we're not a zombie that is just silly anon.
>>24615807>Implying we're not undead patton
So guys, can we dub the Pz. 38 (t) "Bonaparte", because it's small, but it's fierce?
>>24615830>tiny little tank>named BonaparteFeel the power that we got.
>>24615707I doubt OP will allow us to try that stunt that Miho pulled in the show, but the added firepower the Pershing gives will be invaluable against Black Forest--heck, we could tag team with Team Leopon's Porsche Tiger and knock tanks out left and right!
>>24615830>BonaparteHaha no. The French have no place here.
>>24615852>FrenchBitch please.>>24615845 understood where I was going with this.
>>24615852Hey now, under Napoleon Bonaparte was the last time the French were relevant in warfare. We can at least respect them up to that point.
A few minutes later you're at the gym, shortly after arriving you seperate from Saori, Hana and Miho to find your crew. It isn't hard- Patrick stands a head and a half over most of the students and his ginger beard kind of stands out in a crowd. They're all standing around near the back of the auditorium."The hell is going on?" You ask. Rose as you walk up. "Thought we had homeroom?"She nods towardds the stage, where Anzu and her lackeys are already standing at attention, waiting for the gymnasium to come to order."Everyone quiet!" Momo shouts as the din of the crowd dies down. "You will now watch an introduction to the new elective!" The lights die down as the three walk off stage and the projector lights up behind you.The film looks decades old- the title card reads "Gate to Senshado...""The hell is this?" Patrick comments.Pictures of truely ancient tanks appear on screen. "Senshado," the female narrator starts. "Culture! Tradition!""Is that a goddamn Whippet?" Patrick cracks with a laugh.Rose slugs him in the arm. "Quiet!" She shushes."Studied by girls across the world to improve their character!" You roll your eyes. Obviously the people who'd created this film hadn't been that far outside Japan...The camera pans across several attractive young women in uniform standing in front of their tanks. "It gives them grace and highlights their femininity" This time Rose snorts to hold back a laugh. Patrick winds up to slug her arm before he thinks better of that particular course of action. Good on you, Patrick. "Senshado is the essence of what it means to be a great woman!">Try not to laugh out loud.>"This is dumb. Let's go.">"Do they really believe all this crap?"
>>24615877>Actually laugh out loud.
>>24615877>Try not to laugh out loud. Fail. Laugh through the whole thing.
>>24615877>laugh out loudThere is no other choice.
>Try not to laugh out loud.At least try to maintain composure
>>24615877>>"This is dumb. Let's go."I don't want to waste our time on this shit.
>>24615877>Try not to laugh out loudThe least we can do as foreigners is try to respect these peoples' beliefs in tankery.
>>24615877>>"Do they really believe all this crap?"
>>24615877>Try not to laugh out loud.
>>24615877Try not to laugh...too hard, at least.
>>24615877>Try not to laugh out loud.>Fail miserably>Oh god my sides>It hurts>Make it stop
>>24615877>Try not to laugh out loud.I bet we still do
>>24615896>>24615902These. But be prepared to explain ourselves with a rousing AMERICAN speech
>>24615877>Laugh out loud
>>24615877[x] Try not to laugh out loud.Try. And fail.
>Try not to laugh out loud.>Try
>>24615876>was the last time the French were relevant in warfareOh dear god you cannot actually believe this shit. Let me guess, you also think the Poles got their shit caved in completely by the Wehrmacht?Fucking public schools don't even teach about Free France.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_French_ForcesOr things like the Battle of Wizna.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_WiznaOr the 302nd and 303rd Fighter Squadrons either.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-British_personnel_in_the_RAF_during_the_Battle_of_Britain#Polish_contribution>>24615877>Lie down.>Try not to laugh out loud.>Laugh out loud a lot.
[x] Actually laugh out loud.
>>24615830>>24615845>>24615869>>24615903http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGTZLuuTPi8&NR=1And now you have it stuck in your head.
>>24615877Let's not make a big scene yet. We did just transfer. Now after wards we can make a bit of a scene on just how ridiculous the movie is.
>>24615877>>Try not to laugh out loud. Poorly.The only way
>>24615877>Try not to lauUGHAHAHAHA
>>24615877>Try not to laugh out loud.>Fail>Nudge Rose/Patrick "Do they really believe this crap?"
>>24615980Hold an impromptu lecture on MURRICAN senshado, perhaps?
>>24616070so >>24615768 then?
>>24616070Point out that Senshado is manly and AMERICAN over in Eagle-land. Embarrass crew. Make it seem fun for Miho's sake
>>24616070Yes and with the Patton speech as inspiration.
>>24616070Bad idea. We do actually want people to sign up for it, and this is a girls school.
>>24616070>>24616088>>24616093>>24616098How about no.
>>24616118You're no fun
>>24616118Agreed. Lets not make a total ass of ourselves in front of the entire girls school full of people of another nation.We can pull the 'Murica card, yes, but that would be going pretty far.
>>24616113you expect people spouting "FREEDOM" "MERRUKA", etc. to have good ideas?It's like people saying "PILOT" in SWQ: It usually leads to something stupid/bad.
>>24616118I agree with you, and think us trying and possibly failing to suppress our laughter is enough. However, this is about the worst way to go about trying to convince people of something...
>>24615877Draw our sidearm and fire it into the ceiling while shouting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2DTBGr8P5o
>>24616185>somebody else remembers JAGAre you me?
>My god, he's going into Culture Shock!>Someone get this man a Big Mac and 20cc of Coke, stat!
>>24616222>dat Catherine Bell...
>>24616353Those are some mighty fine collar bones.
>>24616353this cannot be within uniform regs
>>24616222I remember JAG for more than just >>24616353 though DAMN.
>>24616353Well I can certainly...JAGoff to that, ey boys?
Did OP died?
>>24616501Probably rubbin' one out to Mac real quick.
>>24616501From what I can tell he usually takes ~30min to post an update.
>>24616394GuP has at least one answer to that pic
>>24616553Why is Oreo so adorable?
You lean against the wall. It's taking everything you have not to crack up at this. "Practitioners of Senshado will be beautiful like the sound of the iron tracks, and have deadly passion like the main cannon." At this point the tank on screen fires and, even with the crappy sound played over the gym's speakers, most of the girls in the room gasp."If you learn Senshado, you will become a good wife, a good mother, and be successful in business." You can see Miho shaking her head near the front of the auditorium "When you perfect the ways of Senshado, the admiration of countless men is sure to be yours."Richard looks over at Rose and opens his mouth to say something. She silently raises her fist without even looking at him. He closes his mouth."So we must all study Senshado and through it grow into strong, beautiful women!" As the film comes to a close pyrotechnics on stage go off, shrouding it in smoke as the lights come up.The film has been replaced on screen with an enormous picture of the elective sign-up cards. The student council stand in front of it."Next year, the Senshado World Cup will take place." Momo announces almost grimly. "The Ministry of Education has demanded that more girls take up Senshado!" Anzu is much more cheerful when she speaks up. "That is why we have brought it back! You will not regret it if you pick Senshado as an elective!" She looks over to Yuzu. "Vice President?"Yuzu, normally quiet, starts to rattle off the rewards. "The one with the highest grade will recieve one-hundred food coupons, two-hundred excused tardies, and triple credits on normal subjects!""Incredible!" Anzu replies. "In addition, we've also acquired some foreign Senshado experts!" She points at your group and every head in the auditorium swivles to look at you and your crew. You are suddenly very uncomfortable.>"Um. Hi.">Nudge Patrick, he's the one who took Speech and Debate.>Nudge Roy, he's the one who kinda knows a bit about Japan.>Freeze.
>>24616593>Laugh.Laugh long and hard.What do they expect to happen after showing that?
>>24616593>Nudge Patrick, he's the one who took Speech and Debate.Incomprehensible Irish accent GO!
>>24616593cue patton speech
>>24616587mix of messy hair, glasses, nice figure, and meiji revolution buff. And she seems rather nice in general.>"Um. Hi."
>>24616587For me at least, it's dose' Glasses, and Dat fluffy sex-hair.
>>24616593Patton time? PATTON TIME.
>>24616593>Nudge Patrick, he's the one who took Speech and Debate.Irish Charm and oratory skills GOOOOO
>>24616593>"Um. Hi."Are we to make a speech now? Woo buddy
>>24616593>>Nudge Rose, she's the girl here.
Instead of Patton how about we talk about the benefits of knowing how to command several tons of steel to fire upon their enemies.
>>24616593>Freeze>Spaghetti begins to spill from pockets>Try talking>Spaghetti spills from mouth>Rommel giggles
>>24616631>>24616636mah brethren from the mother continent
>>24616758Oh jesus this
>>24616758Casting my vote for this.
>>24616781A wise man once said, an expert is a drip under pressure.
>>24616758Tempting but nah
>>24616758So much win
>>24616758This is amusing enough to warrant a vote
>>24616593>Pull out our dick and attempt autofellatio right there in front of everyone.It'd be less moronic than what consensus is going towards.
>>24616862it might backfire you know or are you even thinking at all?
>>24616653I like this a helluva lot better than what consensus wants.Fuck, shooting the ceiling would be better than what consensus wants.
>>24616895I'd rather pose as the obnoxious flirtatious American than the previous 'Murrica fuck yeah' image.Besides, it's silly. If anything we can direct the attention back to Rose, or Patrick.If it achieves a giggle from the assembly, then we're golden.
>>24616916Yeah, but we already used that last time the consensus was retarded. So now we have to scrape the bottom of the barrel with >>24616887
>>24616922but the MC is not the womanizer of the group.
>>24616980Just because we're not the womanizer doesn't mean we can't spin a mean game ourselves.
>>24617005>>24616980x2 to crew experience gain this weekend, might as well go for the win anyway.
>>24617005>so exposed>suddenly, spotted>3 TDs and 2 arty>>24616980There's a difference between being a womanizer and being able to interact with a crowd. Especially one that's probably a little weirded out that she just said "experts" then pointed to a bunch of gaijin dudes
>>24616922With the whole Patton thing, I kinda imagined him as the 'murica type
Man... SCREW public speaking. You brain rapidly shuts off and turns on several times in about three seconds."Er.. Um..." You swallow a bit before trying to compose yourself. You stand attention and nod. "Ladies." They auditorium just stares at you before you realise you're speaking English.You smile while a bead of sweat rolls down your neck. "It's... It's a pleasure to, uh, be here on this ship and I just hope that..." You think for a second. "Well I hope that we can create a strong team and-..."Anzu finally saves you. "Thank you, Commander Russell." You swallow, grateful that the school's attention is finally focused back towards the front. You hardly hear what she says next over the sound of your heart attempting to escape your body through your throat. "Their experience is not the only thing that this crew has brought. I ask that we all meet outside in the parking lot." You half-stumble out into the sun. Anzu, Momo and Yuzu fall into step besides you as you walk towards the parking lot. Your mind can't even process what might be under the giant tarp in the middle of it.It isn't until you're already standing next to it that your brain finally starts to recognize what's going on. By then, Anzu is yelling out to the crowd. "Students or Oorai, I give you Burakku Jakku!" And with that, Momo and Yuzu drag the tarp away.>Oh God what have they done?!>Wait, how did you get him out here?!
>>24617064HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAshoulda seen that coming
>>24617064>[x] Oh God, what have they done!?!
>>24617064>Oh God what have they done?!BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY FUCKING TANK I WILL ASSRAPE YOU SO HARD THAT WHEN I CUM IT HITS THE ROOF OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
>>24617064>Oh God what have they done?!It's covered in flags isn't it.Also MC is almost as bad at presentations as I am.
>>24617064>Oh God what have they done?!NOT THE TANK. ANYTHING BUT THE PERSHING.
>>24617064>Oh God what have they done?!Is someone going to have to slap a jap?
>>24617064>Oh God what have they done?!You maniacs! You blew it all up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!
>>24617064>"No...! NO NO NO!!"
>>24617064>Hell. The fuck. No.
>>24617064>Oh God what have they done?!If they painted the tank, they're dead. All of them.
>>24617064>Oh God what have they done?!
>>24617064>>Oh God what have they done?!captcha: sendeth ductBu
>>24617064>>Oh God what have they done?!That is the last fucking straw bitches.You mislead us, you force others to do it even though they don't want to, and now this.It. Is. ON.
>>24617064God help them if they fucked it up.
>>24617127ductBu will surely save us.
>>24617064>YOU MONSTERS>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>24617064KILL THEM ALL! WE CAN CLAIM INSANITY!
>Oh god what have they doneIt's time to go AMERICA all over their asses.
>Oh God what have they done?!
>>24617064OH GOD HERE WE GO>Oh God what have they done?!
>>24617131Is dueling still legal in japan? if so can we challenge the ankle-biter to Artillery pieces at dawn?
>>24617064>WHAT IN THE NAME OF PATTON'S GHOST HAVE YOU DONE TO MY TANK, YOU NIP NONG BITCHES?!
>>24617064Go up to the student council, cross our arms, and rant."Look, fuck you, fuck the ship you go to school on, fuck dem shoes, fuck dem socks wit da bell on it, fuck yogay-ass fairy faggot writing system, fuck dat stupid monocle, fuck yo sailor suit uniforms, fuck yo skirts, fuck yo sweet potatoes, fuck Gackt, fuck Norio Wakamoto, fuck Aya Hirano. I'm from America. My president is black and my tank is green nigga. Now get da fuck off my boat. And if I see you in the street I'm slappin' the shit outta ya."
>>24617064I'd be bout to slap a bitch
They probably just painted it black.
>>24617198At the risk of sounding like one of those 'Murrica! idiots, I'd rather take the simple route and punch her in the fucking face.
>>24617212You. I like you.
>>24617212>fuck Norio WakamotoToo far nigga. Too far.
>>24617237You never punch girls. Not even if they've defiled your tank. Did Dan Eagleman teach you nothing?
>>24617227I'm legally obligated to reply to you and mention the Rolling Stones.
Sure is children in here.If they painted or decorated our tank, we will react with appropriate dismay, but we don't need to completely flip our shit or start hitting people.
>>24617266You never punch LADIES, this here though, is a Grade-A bitch.
>>24617260>not wanting to fuck Norio WakamotoNigga you gay.
>>24617278This is the latest of a long line of shit they've pulled on us.Really though, the main issue for me is how they treated Miho, the girl has obvious mental trauma and yet they still blackmail her into doing it?
>>24617278Falling to our knees screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! dramatically works.
>>24617281Not even bitches. You can make them hurt themselves, but you never raise your hand to a lady. Our boy was raised better than that.
>>24617281The class president is a hyperactive little redhead. With twintails. If she didn't do something stupid, I'd be more surprised.
>>24617278Second this... Without consultation of the actual crew of the tank, any modifications to it is rather disrespectful. It's also sort of shitty of us to simply flip our tops over any of this, since all of it can be fixed later, depending on what it is they actually did to our baby.We're guests here, and representing our country and currently are labelled as the lead experts here. Might as well act like one, ey?captcha: ntngay uproar
What had formerly been the original, dusty brown color had been painted over powder blue and the white star had been painted over with Oorai's school badge. Along the side of the hull, painted in rough Japanese letters was "Strength and Victory! Onward Oorai!" Your jaw drops."M-my tank." You say weakly. "What did you do to my tank?""Looks great, doesn't it?" Anzu says. She motions to a group of girls standing beside Black Jack. "Yuzu and the automotive club spent all night getting it ready!"Your eye twitches a bit and you open your mouth but nothing but a strangled gurgle emerges. You turn to look at your crew- Rose has that dangerous, neutral look on her face- It's the look she gets when she's really trying not to hurt everyone around her. Richard is looking at the tank in shock while Roy is subtly rocking back and forth a bit on his feet. Patrick... is staring at Anzu in the same way someone might stare at a mass murderer or child rapist.>Gurgle.>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"
>>24617331>but you never raise your hand to a ladyThis right here
>>24617064>>24617333True, I recommend holding in the outrage until we know "WHAT. DID. THEY. DO. TO. OUR. TANK?!"
>>24617355>Gurgle.Let's avoid making a scene
>>24617355>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"
>>24617355>"No.">Hop in now, drive off, and get Blackjack its proper paintjob back.Not letting her suffer any longer than she has to.
>>24617355>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?">>24617329
>>24617355>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"We have passed through the earlier stage of fury and are now in that calm lagoon of rage where the voice is steady, the manner is measured and polite, and only a faint trace of spittle at the corner of the mouth betrays the inner inferno.
>>24617355>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"Maybe later, if now's not the appropriate time
>>24617355>>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"
>>24617355>>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"I don't want to start smacking people, but damn if I let THIS shit slide!
>>24617355>Powder blueThere is potential there. I mean yeah it ain't historical and it doesn't really work on a tank, but it could be worse.
>>24617355>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?">>24617361Seconding this, while we "discuss" this, if the need for corporal punishment arises, delegate the task to Rose
How did Anzu and her cohorts even get to be the StuCo anyway? They're shameful.
>>24617355>Powder blue Pershing>American star painted overOH FUCK THAT SHIT>GURGLE>FALL TO FLOOR IN SEIZURE>CALL GRANDPA
>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?">Pray to whatever god that you don't end up choking a bitch.
>>24617355>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"This is incredibly relevant.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPVUa29kHu8
>Anzu, we need to talk ASAP.
>>24617355>>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"Good time to mention Miho, as well. Find out what's going on in their heads.Besides, saying anything disrespectful about the tank in the presence of everyone, most importantly the auto club who'll probably be doing any mods/repairs to the tank in the future, would be bad.Hoorah!
>>24617409Oh yeah, like you're any better.Deaf bitch.
>>24617355>constrain rage>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"except phrased more like "Anzu. We need to talk. Right now">painting over the staraw hell nahstill no hitting
>>24617409Anzu operates on a higher level than mortal minds can comprehend. There is nothing she isn't good at and all of her plans always work even when they appear not to.
>>24617355>You know what? This is not cool. Let me kick down a little thing to you that our Founding Fathers over in America kicked down to me. It goes, "Don't. Tread. On me," and right now, you guys are treading all over me, my crew, AND BLACK JACK.
>>24617439So, basically, she's Vetinari in a skirt?
>>24617355Pffffffffffffffffffffffff~>Gurgle.>"Anzu, may we go to your office and speak about this, please?"Im kinda curious on how the girls see it, but I doubt we can not stare at Black Jack for more than a second at a time
>>24617423Now, now, let's save the cripple bitch fighting for whenever Katawa Yandere runs again. We have bigger fish to fry right now--like how to let out a stream of fury against Anzu in a way that doesn't end with us tossing her off the carrier.
For real though morale is fucking important as shit and if our tank as a mascot with a goofy blue paintjob is what it takes to recruit people onto the team, then our tank will have to be blue for a while.
>>24617423Shi may be a bitch mai waifu ;-;, but at least she's competent. Very, VERY competent.
>>24617444Maybe we should save this for the back office.
>>24617472We are trying to recruit a bunch of girls after all.
>>24617464Yes. Let's concentrate on our SEETHING RAGE at the PINT-SIZED TWERP who has dared to deface BLACKJACK so heinously.
>>24617475>actions speak louder than wordspfahaha
>>24617472... This, I suppose. We DO have to support the school, and if we have to endure this for awhile then we'll live.However, >>24617420, this. We still need to speak with them all the same.
>>24617472A tank has to looking imposing to boost morale. Powder Blue is only imposing if it's traveling at Mach 3 with guns blazing.
>>24617531that and we all know how good the school's paint ideas are.
>>24617531If you are working with a bunch of dudes, yeah, but tanks are apparently a feminine affectation round these parts and we're going to have to deal with that for the time being.
>>24617475Oh I'm sorry anon. It must be hard to live with such shit taste.I mean everyone can see that Lilly is the best girl.
Remember your training. JJ DID TIE BUCKLE. T is for "tact"
>>24617566Keep that stuff to the relevant threads.
>>24617556Note that Oorai was the ONLY school to primp their tanks like that. Motivating an underdog team is one thing, but desecrating Black Jack is another entirely. We can help them, but we're going to have to work together for that, not live under the faggot-ass carolina blue heel of Anzu's will.
>>24617472>>24617518I sure hope the MC doesn't really flip his shit in front of everyone. It's not like the damage is irreparable.
>Goofy blue mascotsI know that feel.
>>24617594One must wonder what would happen if she does something that's irreparable.
>>24617617Do not speak of such evils.
>>24617617Then she dies.
>>24617617Nobody would ever know. They would forever wonder 'what ever happened to that loud, short girl?'
>>24617590Not to mention most of the paint jobs made them stick out like a sore thumb if not outright undoing their profile advantages.As much as I like the history team, putting a bunch of stuff on their tank was not a good idea.
>>24617590And they did learn from it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_iprZsNtg
>>24617617>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPVUa29kHu8Well, we have a tank, with a 90mm gun, no amount of technology will make getting shot with that thing less lethal.
>>24617566While I agree that Lilly was one of the two best girls (Emi was best), KS should really be kept to their threads
>>24617420I'm seconding this, Anzu might've gotten away with it in canon due to Miho having doormat tendencies but she won't find us swayed as easily.The StuCo needs to 'fess up, pronto.
>>24617657We'll rectify that very quickly, MC may not know how Japanese Senshadou works but they do know how to operate a tank.Assuming we don't get Miho to be the overall Commander of Oorai, she can serve as an adviser.
>>24617745This is what we need to do - because unlike Miho, we dont have PTSD, and know how to lay down the law.
>>24617781and general tank tactics (i.e. nothing that makes it an obvious target), and the sooner we do that, the better.
Not sure if it's mentioned before in the previous threads, but we should let our sex (and Rich, Roy, Pat as well) be kept a secret, at least to the other schools.Some time in the near future, we should infiltrate Kuromorimine Girls High, for 'recon' purposes. Might not be ourselves personally, maybe Yukari if she's up to it.For glorious Jagdpanther-chan
>>24617818Call me vindictive, but I want to take that "Nishizumi style" Shiho loves so much and beat it within an inch of it's life before spitting and pissing on it's corpse. You do not disown your daughter just because she decided to be an actual decent human being.But, we'll save that for the Finals.
>>24617863>stylePowder Blue is not stylish.
>>24617858You do realize that the teams generally see each other beforehand right? Judging by the series, it'd be a surprise for the first team only...then everyone else would know that Black Jack was crewed by American men
>>24617882>Carolina Blue is not stylishGod bless you
>>24617858>infiltrate Schwarzwald>Jagdpanther-chan is in lesbians with us>reveal our identity>she goes all "Was it all a lie?">we're all smooth and shit, like "Not the part about loving you."And that's how Jagdpanther-chan transfered to Oarai.
>>24617882No, its FABULOUS
>>24617926No.Jet black with hot pink trim is FAAAAAAAAAABULOUS.Carolina Blue is hideous honey.
>>24617898Dress as androgynous as possible, don't speak unless required. Things like that can be easily pulled off in (fictional) Japan. Still, we'd have to try, don't we? Where's the spirit?
Surely we're close to autosage by now?
What's so hard about enjoying the wide selection of babes at our current school? I mean just about every angle is covered.
>>24617933Yes, but to infiltrate them, we'd be disguised as a woman.
>>24617959The part where it all goes Makoto Ito on us.
>Inb4 last update for the night.
>>24617959Its just.... Jadgpanther-chan. I really don't know how to explain it. She's like the omni-waifu, the one girl everyone can agree on. Probably because it would be FORBIDDEN LOVE, and will never actually happen.
>>24617997That situation is painfully easy to avoid if you aren't a complete toolbox.
>>24617933We know. The question to ask, however, is if we can convincingly pull off being a trap.
>>24617997Actually, only three of the endings in School Days were Bad Ends. They were HORRIFYING bad ends, but there were only three out of the game's many ends. Mind you, later rereleases keep adding more, because they're what it's known for, but still.
>>24618011>Jagdpanther-chanEh. Too little to form an opinion>Omni-waifu>Everyone likes her>Not YukariIs there really anything not to like about perfect panzer waifu?
>>24618027Well, we'd do better job than Rose.Dohohohhoho.
>>24617916that feel when love the series, but haven't caught onto who Jagdpanther-chan is.Guide me /tg/
>>24618028yes, three bad ends, but out of 44 total paths, 11, fully a quarter, led to those three.
>>24618045You remember the Jagdpanther the StuCo Hetzed twice in the finals? The Commander of said JagdPanther.
>>24618038lets face it, If you don't find Yukari lovable, you probably wont be watching an anime called girls und panzer.
>>24617355>"I don't know who you think you are. I don't care what you want. If you are looking for money, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me back my tank now, that'll be the end of it and I will raise no quarrel against you. But if you don't, I will hurt you."
>>24618082Oh. Oooooooh.I'm in love~!
>>24618038Yeah if anyone's the Omni-waifu, it'd be Yukari.And I wasn't suggesting going after them all, just that Oorai is very likely to have a girl of everyone's type.
>>24618017Call it my paranoia.
>>24618085My problem with Yukari is this: I don't see her in a sexual way at all. I'd kill to have a daughter like her one day, but she's too pure for anything else
>>24618085>To be honest, Yukari seems more bro than waifu to me
>Waifu WarsOur Waifu is obviously Black Jack.
>>24618118>>24618122>Not giving her ten years and becoming Childhood Friend route10-14 Yukari? Daughteru16-25 Yukari? My dick25-35 Mother Yukari? My dick. Every night.
>>24618151Now I feel shameful
>>24618137>thinking these are waifu warsBoy, come to SW89 on Tuesday, and watch the war between Katyafags andd all the other fags. THAT is a war. This is waifu discussion. Debate at best. No insults, no samefagging or accusations thereof, just people talkin' 'bout their waifys.
>>24618181>thinking Katya stuff is waifu warsYou must've missed SWQ before Minna took us in the closet
>>24618154New thread up.