"You payed how much for that thing?" Roy states staring at your new purchase the next morning.You are the commander of the M26 Pershing Black Jack and screw the haters- your new helmet is boss."Um..." You say, trying to do exchange rates in your head. You fail. "Six-Thousand yen?" It had been a day since you'd arrived, and the first day of school had been, for the most part, uneventful. You'd recieved odd looks, but that was to be expected when you were a foreign guy in a girls school. At least you had at least one of your crew in all your classes. Of course the other part had been the uniforms- as a girls school they hadn't exactly planned for this occasion, but your crew had improvised a bit- black slacks with a white button-up. Rose was stuck with the existing uniform, though. You actually couldn't remember the last time she had worn a skirt, and now she was idly trying to force her new uniform's skirt to go even lower while she spoke. "You spent sixty bucks on that? Is it even metal?!" You can't tell whether she's annoyed about the uniform or the helmet more."It's perfect though!" You retort. "Even has goggles for when I'm not buttoned down in the turret!""It doesn't look horrible." Patrick sort-of-agrees.>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?">Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."
>>24538012>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."
>>24538012>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"
>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."I don't think Rose cares to be reminded of her uniform.
>>24538059Which is why we should poke at her for making fun of our awesome hat.
>>24538012>>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."
>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."
>>24538012>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"Let the haters hate.
[x] Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"
>>24538012>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"They just don't get it do they.
>but your crew had improvised a bit- black slacks with a white button-up>not wearing BDUs
>>24538012>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"Why would she wear a skirt inside a tank?
"You're all just jealous because I didn't get you one."
>>24538314And walk away, obviously.
>>24538331Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>24538327First chance we get we're buying the lady some shorts.
>>24538012Ahh glad I made it here to the start. now then>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."
>Change the subject. "So, Rose, how's the new uniform working out for you?"
>>24538372rules might prohbit her from wearing them.
>>24538372Bike shorts under a skirt. The best combination.
>>24538436Hell that's what I'm wearing right now.
>>24538012>>Take a walk. "Ya'll bunch of haters."Hater gonna hate.
>>24538451THE BEST COMBINATION.
>>24538491The very best
>>24538535Not during summer it isn't.
>>24538541Appearance-wise, it's ALWAYS the best choice.Anyway, we came here to TANK, so let's TANK.
Haters Gonna Hate.Operators Gonna Operate.Tankers Gonna Tank.
"You guys are just jealous that I've got a badass battle helmet with goggles and everything..." You say defensively."Believe me, I'm not jealous." Roy mutters, paging through a comic. "Really, I'm just a bit disappointed that of all the things you could've spent money on, it was a knockoff of a replica of something you could've gotten for $10 at any Military surplus shack in the states." Rose says, finally getting her skirt to what she must believe is an acceptable length."Bah! I'm out!" You say turning around and dramatically throwing your arms up. "You guys are just haters! HATERS!" You yell as you walk off.>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.>Look around for some familiar faces.>Call the lower decks and see what's up with Black Jack.
>>24538665GO TO TANK. CARESS TANK. TANK LOVES US, WE LOVE TANK.
>>24538686Bury face in tank's steering wheel and motorboat it!
>>24538665We must Show BlackJack our new Battle Helmet. He will not be a Hater OR Jelly.shhh, my Yukari sense is tingling...
>Look around for some familiar faces.I wonder where Yukari is as she'd like it.
>>24538665>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.Short term goals:1. Run into Erwin2. Tell her we read her book
>>24538665>>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.While wearing our hat, of course. Show everybody its magnificence
As much as my inner /k/ wants to go check out Black Jack, I'm going to say>Look around for some familiar faces.
>>24538745>Tell her we read her book.This so hard.
>>24538745Agreed.>George S Patton's ride never ends
>>24538665Look around for some familiar faces.
>>24538665>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.Nothing like the ocean breeze to terrify a tank owner.
>>24538665[x] Out to the field, fresh air would be great.
>>24538818Make a note to invest in some bedliner or plastidip or something
Take the tank out for some fresh air.
>>24538891I don't think we can without our crew.
>>24538665>>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.
>>24538665>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.
>>24538012>Out to the field, fresh air would be great.
>>24538665>Look around for some familiar faces.
>Call the lower decks and see what's up with Black Jack.
>>24538707This. We have to check up on our tank...
gotta make sure yukari isnt fucking with black jack
I REQUIRE TONK! [X]BLACK JACK AND [s/]HOOKERS![/s] Yukari
>>24538665>Out to the field, fresh air would be greatGet some salty air
>>24539141How bout those spoiler tags.
>>24539166Maybe I fucked them up on purpose?Maybe not?
>>24539166looks more like strike-though tags to me. shame there are no font tags here...
>>24539166he was trying to strike through and if he wanted to do them right he'd use [s ] Without the space in the brackets and finish it up with [/s ][s]like this[/s]
The nice thing about being on an enormous boat in the middle of the ocean is that even in the middle of August, there is a constant cool breeze. You enjoy this as you walk about the school grounds. Closing your eyes you turn your face up into the sun.The feeling is glorious. Not as good as commanding a forty-ton warmachine, but pretty close in it's own regard. It is as you drink in the glory of late summer weather that your foot catches something expectedly. You stumble a step forward before falling forward down a short embankment and ending up upside down against a tree."You should be more careful." A bored monotone floats down from the path above.>"Who the hell are you?!">"What the hell was that?!">"A little help please?!"
>>24539237>Right.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATGrbTN63H4Gotta say it right.
>>24538400>"What the hell was that?!"
>"A little help please?!"
>>24539269"Duly noted." Make it seem like you belong there, under the tree.
>>24539294>>24539269Wow why I link there? I don't know
>>24539269Well we tripped over MakoNo surprise there
check to see what we tripped on. if it was a person or their stuff, offer apologies.
>>24539269>"A little help please?!""I've fallen, and I can't get up"
>>24539309Seconding this don't even get up this is our place now.
>"What the hell was that?!"
>>24539337Patton would get pissed they were lying there instead of working. Just saying.
>>24539269oh god this >>24539309
>"Who the hell are you?!"
>>24539309Yup, going with this.
>>24539309Toss in another for this.
>>24539309Yes, act natural
Where are dem archives. also; >What the hell
>>24539467http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=GuPQNot like it's hard to search the archives.
>>24539269>"Duly noted.">Make it seem like you belong there, under the tree.GLORIOUS
>>24539309This gets my vote!
Are you guys sure it's consistent with his character or this is typical /tg/ decision making going on here ("pointing your gun up towards the ceiling is a better choice than most of the ones /tg/ does")?
>>24539597Pattons our here. Enough said.
>>24539597We're pretending we meant to do this in an effort to save face, seems consistent to me.
>>24539612Hero. Fuck. My fingers are faster then my brain.
>>24539597I wrote the post you are referring to and I support this course of action.Make of that what you will.
>>24539597A tank commander must always look like they're in control. Even as everything burns down around them. This seems to follow that creed.
>>24539597He's certainly shown enough sarcasm and sense of humor to do it as a joke if nothing else.
>>24539680Well, unless where Rich is concerned anyway.
>>24539717touche. I was just concerned as I've seen cases of people running with a questionable choice just because it was funny.
>>24539638>thenThan. Your fingers are faster THAN your brain.
>>24539738Asa no Tatakai gets posted all the time. Melancholic not as much.
>>24539775http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM>Not having our crew open up with BEARFORCE (Just replace boys with girls)
>>24539771Melancholic sounds too lively for me, it doesnt fit Mako as well.
>>24539741In the scenario presented in the image Rich would be the one handing us a sandwich.
I'd just like to remind everyone.Jagdpanther.
>>24539680Pretty much this.
>>24539818What kind of cheese?
>>24539975Grilled of course.
>>24539975That has been lost to history I'm afraid.
grilled cheese sandwich is best sandwich
Surely OP will deliver...
>>24539975The most American cheese to ever be produced by the bovine race.
>>24540158But that's a quote from a British tanker.
>>24540166He was driving an American tank. Therefore, the rations would have been American, too.
>>24540166Every Grant tank comes with a complementary wheel of American cheese.
>>24540179>Implying the Grant and the Lee are the same tank>No, lend-leases don't count
>>24540179*sigh* the grant was an american tank, sold to, modified by, and fielded by the british.
>>24540158processed cheese stuff?
>>24540244Next we will hear about how the Grizzly and Firefly are totally different tanks than the Sherman.
>>24540185>>24540200>>24540244Ken Giles was actually operating a Lee at the time, though it was in pre-battle of El Alamein North Africa so it would have been a British issue cheese of some kind.
>>24540262And then about how the entire KV-1 and KV-2 were the same.'cos that's what that means, right?Right?
>>24540253Well, could be Cheddar. Americans consume almost as much Cheddar as the English do.
>>24540300Likely because cheddar is best cheese
I can't help feeling this discussion has gone slightly astray somewhere...
>>24540344How about them Abrams? They're nice.Not much else to do while OP is away.
>>24540300Yeah, but processed cheese stuff is what American cheese is.
"Yeah. Noted." You say, forcing yourself not to groan in pain as you attempt to extricate yourself from you tree while looking for your new helmet. "Still, who lies around a path like that...?"You finally gind your prize, dusting it off before tucking it under your arm and climbing back up the embankment. "So who the heck are you anyway-" You start as you finally get sight of the girl that tripped you.She's gently snoring with a book over her face."Ah.">Let sleeping garupans lie.>Wake her up gently.>Poke her.
>>24540389>Let sleeping garupans lie.She has low blood pressure, okay?
>>24540389REMOV BOOKYELL IN HER EARPOKE HER LIKE THE POKE OF THE POKE STAR
>>24540377Yes. I know... I don't know how that came about. It's not even really cheese, and you have places in America like Wisconsin that makes great copies of European cheeses and even some new kinds.
>>24540389>Wake her up gently.I'm not sure what there is to be gained, but it seems worth a try.
>>24540389>Let sleeping garupans lie.You know what. Forget it. Just move on.
>>24540389>WAKE UP, DIPSHIT!
>>24540389>Let sleeping garupans lie.No sense in antagonizing her.
>>24540389[x] Wake her up gently.She'll get stood on, there. Maybe she should move to the tree.
>>24540389Drag her off the path, at least.
>>24540389>drive a tank past her and do donuts
>>24540435>Drag her off the pathBut then Kampfgruppe Miho won't nearly run her over and wind up recruiting her and her awesome driving skills! Do you NOT want to see a PzKpfw IV Ausf. F2 dorifuto?
>>24540389>Wake her up gently.Try to get her to sleep somewhere else
>>24540467That won't be for days yet.
>>24540389>Let sleeping garupans lie.Though maybe we should move her out of the path somehow?
>>24540467That won't happen for a few more days anyway
>>24540389>>Let sleeping garupans lie.
>>24540389>>Wake her up gently.Wakey wakey.
>Let sleeping garupans lie.Seriously, what reason do we have to wake her?
>>24540523Um... muh freedoms?
>Move her out of the way.
>>24540389>>Poke her.Wake the hazard.
>physically manipulating an unconscious femaleTHIS WILL END WELL FOR ALL INVOLVED
Dragging people around is impolite. If you want to move her wake her up first
>>24540581Sleeping in the middle of the goddamn road's a bit impolite too.
>>24540577WE ANIME NOW.
>>24540577SOUNDS LIKE THE EXPRESS TRAIN TO A MISUNDERSTANDING AND JAPANESE HUMOR.
>>24540577I don't think Mako would give a shit.
>>24540638Anyone else who sees us would.
>>24540595That does not justify manhandling her
>>24540644YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WOODS WHO WOULD SEE?
"Asleep again already?" You say, mostly to yourself as the girl snores gently at your feet. You could probably just leave her there, but the lunch break doesn't last forever and she probably doesn't want to be late.You nudge her with your foot. "Hey. Uh, you. You should wake up." You crouch down next to her and shake her shoulders gently. "C'mon, you can take a nap at home. You're gonna be late for class if you sleep like this..."She turns away from you groggily, hugging the book to her face. "Don't care. Always late."You look down at her, reach over and quickly grab the book away from her face, exposing it to the brilliant August sun.She blinks in the sudden light before looking at you. "I hate you." She says with all the emotion of a ballpoint pen.>Introduce yourself.>Let's see her fall asleep with this.>Shouldn't you get some food during lunch?
>>24540670>Introduce yourselfWith a side serving of Murrica
>>24540658Someone would.It's like a universal law of anime physics.If you do something that could be misconstrued as something ad, SOMEONE will see you and misconstrue it.>>24540670>Shouldn't you get some food during lunch?
>>24540649We're foreigners in a land completely alien to us--it's only natural that we commit a cultural faux-pas or three.
>>24540670Off to a great start. Let's keep this trainwreck rolling.>Introduce yourself.
>>24540691Gaijin smash is our modus operandi
>>24540670>Introduce yourself.Might as well tell her who done this awakening
Tell her to DRIVE A TANK.
>>24540670>Shouldn't you get some food during lunch?I bet that's the reason she's sleepy.
>>24540670>"I hate you." She says with all the emotion of a ballpoint penOh Mako.>Introduce ourselvesthen>Shouldn't you get some food during lunch?
>>24540739thisIt's not healthy to keep on skipping food like that.
>>24540670>Let's see her fall asleep with this.I don't know what this is but lets see her fall asleep with it.
>>24540688Take that, Califailia laws?
>>24540866oh god i laughed way to hard at that
>>24540801Especially when Hana is eating MURRICA-sized portions of food to nourish her ahoge
>>24540904I mean that might be the reason why she's the smallest girl of team anglerfish: Skipping out on lunch.
>Decide to play some WoT while waiting for OP.>One-shotted by derps five times.>Tracked and killed by arty.>No wins.>WR drops 2%.
>>24539818Have a superior /ak/ version.
>>24540904>AhogeDon't you mean Ahegao?
>>24541138If the porn is accurate, both.
>>24541138Naw, man. Just naw.
>>24541124Because every Guppie thread is also a Wotter thread.
>>24541183Is it not?
>>24541228Well I'm playing War Thunder between posts so...
You hop back as she weakly kicks at you after attempting to grab the book back. You look down at her as she seems to lose energy."You know, I bet you'd have more will to stay awake if you ate something." You nod sagely. Her annoyance just makes this all the more fun. "Yep. Gotta make sure you eat three square meals a day!"Mako groans as she pulls herself to her knees. "I don't need lunch... I just need a quick... little... nap." She says as she begins to nod off again."Hey! No!" You say, nudging her with your foot. "Did you even eat breakfast this morning?" You say, dodging backwards again as she lashes out before again slowly losing energy."No." She sighs. "I overslept."You grin. "Well there's your problem!" You take a few steps backwards, towards the cafeteria. "Come! We shall feast upon the delicacies of your nation!"She looks at you with annoyance."Or I can just keep your book." You say flatly, holding the book behind your back for illustration."Fine." She mutters, wobbily picking herself up.>Introduce yourself.
>>24541243I'm just lamenting that I'm having shit luck. Derps and SPGs all over my ass.
I wish Panzerfahren was an actual thing.
>>24541250"Nice to meet you. I'm the guy who will annoying you for the foreseeable future."
>>24541250Is this where we give her hamburgers and coke and start clapping when she finishes?
>>24541250So...we Mako route now?>Introduce yourself
>>24541280>not YukariStep up senpai.
>>24541280Yes, silliness of this magnitude requires TWO responses
>>24541280Doubt it it's just the introduction and out of the anglerfish, her reception is the least warmest.
>>24541280Last I checked just speaking to someone with tits in passing does not in fact put you on a 'route'.
>>24541280I mean, I'm not saying she's not -good-, BUT...
Regardless of the MCs chosen paramour, We offer a helping hand to those in need of American Freedoms... and this young lady clearly needs all the Freedoms she can get...
>>24541398Does "Freedoms" mean "hamburgers?" Because I think it means "hamburgers."
>>24541398Actually, what she really needs is structure, self confidence, and drive.And there is one way to help her build those last two, while providing the first.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEJWyxicvIo
>>24541398She has a serious freedom deficiency.
>>24540876The term is "Commiefornia"
>>24541443I was using one of the /k/ terms.
>>24541431I support this wholeheartedly.
>>24541431How about no
>>24541476But seriously, fuck California.
>>24541431PT them.PT them ALL. (Especially Rich.)
>>24541422It's what comes to mind when I think of America, so yeah, let's get her some FREEDOM.
Keep a few steps ahead of her as you guide her, her book in hand, towards the cafeteria. "C'mon, we're almost there, Sleepy!" You call out as she half walks, half-stumbles across the quad. "Actually, I don't think I ever asked your name?" You say, glancing back at her."Mako." She says so quietly you barely understand."What was that?""My name is Mako Reizei." She says more loudly. "Can I have my book back, please?" She asks."Food first!" You state with a bit more glee than is probably necessary before introducing yourself back to her. Finally you lead her into the school's cafeteria. The place is pretty well populated with students and even a couple of teachers. Casually scanning the room, you don't spot any of your crew, but there might be some of the girls you'd met yesterday on the ferry. On the other hand, the lunch line is still going strong, and there's some very alluring smells coming from it.>Find someone familiar.>Get your grub on.
>>24541546>Find someone familiar.Harem route is a GOOOO
>>24541518"Oh, your citizens can't buy any of my stuff anymore, huh? Well, neither can you, and I'm not fixing any of your shit either, Cali."-Ronnie Barrett
>>24541546>Get your grub on.Food first.
>>24541546>Find someone familiar.Hopefully someone who will tell us to stop being an ass
>Find someone familiar.let's see who we run into. if it's Miho we can try apologizing for touching upon sensative matter.
>>24541546>Find someone familiar.Maybe we can try to boost Miho's confidence a bit before we TANK.
>>24541539Oh please, if we're gonna introduce these girls to AMERICAN COOKING we'll do it with a massive cookout to celebrate our first victory. Introduce them to the glory of chili cheese dogs.>>24541546>Find someone familiar.Maybe Yukari can help us out here.
>>24541546>Get your grub on.Let's grab some food first. We can look for familiar faces afterwards.
>>24541584>chili cheese dogs.>Not pulled pork, brisket, or smoked chickenThe fuck's the matter with you?
>>24541584That's true. Show them a real American barbeque. Build a goddamn grill/smoker out of some 50 gallon drums and coal. Roast a whole pig. The local National Guard unit used to do that every 4th of July. Shit was rad.
>>24541630Needs some fried okra and jambalaya (made with a boat paddle).
Find someone familiar with whom we can leave Mako under their observation while we go and requisition some food for the both of us...
>>24541638We should throw a Triphop-Hawaiian themed luau, with roasted pigs and everything.
>>24541675What about a Cuban-style pig roast? That shit is delicious.
>>24541675This thread is making me hungry.
Could we please keep our Patriotism to appropriate levels? We don't want to come off as "THAT MERRICAN"
>>24541749But all we're doing is planning a bitchin' party. We'll need pickup and a tarp of course, so we can make a redneck hot tub. Kidding.
>>24541761We should throw it in the bar that Patrick's gonna open up and invite all our bridge friends.
>>24541761Not that I disagree with showing the girls bits of the US, but all things in moderation.
>>24541800I'd show all the girls a bit of my "US", IYKWIM
>>24541784Let's wait until after the first actual engagement that these ladies participate succeeds.
>>24541800>AMERICA>moderationpick one you commie
>>24541814By US, do you mean "penis," presumably erect for the purposes of fornication with garupans?
I'm fine with maximum 'merica if it reduces the chances of waifufaggotry
>>24541820Moderation was one of Ben Franklin's 13 virtues.Are you claiming to be more American than BEN MOTHERFUCKING FRANKLIN you pinko fuck?
>>24541761Appropriate levels would be flying a Nyberg battle flag along with a cavalry flag from our tank into battle.
>>24541849BEN FRANKLIN spent too much time with the french to be trusted with matters like AMERICAN PATRIOTISM you godless red fuck
>>24541878You forgot that the French played a part in getting the US its independence.
>>24541878You know what Ben Franklin was DOING during his time with the French? Other than convincing them to help America out? Fucking their wives.
>>24541905Which if you think about it kinda goes against the whole moderation thing, but you know "not as I do" and all that...
>>24541905Fuck your right he is more AMERICAN than me, he fucked the French into helping us and ignored his own advice. NEW ROLE MODEL ACQUIRED
I vote that we try to be as American as possible in a good way. Try to embody the virtues of what America supposedly stands for. Strong-willed and stubborn, but friendly and accepting. Utterly loyal to our friends, too. You fuck with them, you fuck with us.
>>24541929>>24541956No no, he only fucked SOME of their wives.Thus, he fucked their wives in moderation.
>>24541968>Not ruthlessly pragmatic and constantly weighing his options in terms of profit potential>Not outrageously racist and believing in stereotypes>Not the most fairweather friend
>>24542033I'm saying we should be Captain America. Old America, what it was supposed to be.
>>24542055>responding to a trollI thought you were better than this, /tg/
You grab a tray as you get in line, keeping the book away from Mako to force her to get in line as well. As you look over the available items, you realise you have no clue what anything is. Except the sushi. And the rice. There isn't a microwaved hamburger or fried chicken patty to be seen- not even a slice of french-bread pizza. So you do what comes natural to you. You grab small plates at random. Some rice here, a few pieces of sushi there. You pour a ladle of noodles into a cup. "What's all these white cubes?" You ask Mako."Tofu." She says quietly, watching you place a bowl of orange sherbert on tray for desert."Smells good. You should get something." She slips her plate onto the counter and gets a measly helping of rice, a cup of soup and some sort of salad. Bah, she'll learn in time. You leave Mako's book on the counter in front of her, secure in the knowledge that if she's got the food she'll probably eat it. Turning around you beging to scan the room a bit more thoroughly. You actually see a few recognizable faces. Mako takes her plate of food and heads for an unoccupied table near the back of the cafeteria. Closer to the food line you see Miho, and the two girls from yesterday, Hana and Saori. On the other side of the cafeteria, attempting to look like she's not watching Miho, Hana and Saori, is Yukari.> Sit with Mako.> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.> Sit with Yukari.
>>24542033We're what Americans like to say we are. Not how the majority of us actually act
>>24542098> Sit with Mako.We're making damn sure she gets her nutrients.
>>24542098> Sit with Yukari.Show her the helmet, and talk about TANKS.
> Sit with Yukari.Just to address her potential stalker habits.... that and Time with Yukari.
>>24542098>Sit with Miho, Hana, and SaoriLet's get to know our fellow classmates a bit--and see if we can drag Mako along, too.
> Sit with Yukari.Time for tankchat.
>>24542098It's Yukari time!
we must show Yukari our Battle Helmet.
> Sit with Yukari.Mostly indifferent by and large, but maybe we can at least TALK about tanks with this option.
>>24542098> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.Eh.
>>24542176Sssssshit, I didn't think of this. The choice is clear. She's the only one who isn't a hater.
>>24542098>Sit with Mako.We're well on our way to a Social Link with Yukari already, we should build towards one with Mako.
>>24542212What about curbing Yukari's Miho stalking before it starts? Maybe we can find a way to push her into a friendship on more normal terms with hte other girl
>>24542098>> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.Pissing against the tide...
>>24542098> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.
>>24542098SIT WITH THEM ALL.NOTHING SHALL STOP OUR FRIENDLINESS.NOTHING
>>24542098>> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.
>>24542098> Sit with Yukari.Lets get her to stop with the stalking thing.
>>24542098>> Sit with Yukari.
>>24542288So...just push all the tables together because we're loose cannon Americans that don't play by the rules?
>>24542098>> Sit with Miho, Hana and Saori.Pissing against the avalanche.
>>24542098> Sit with Yukari.
>>24542323I second this. We can probably get away with being rather disruptive, what with their needing our tank and our team. Plus, it gets two obvious loaners to hang out wiht at least one semipositive role model.
>>24542098Sit with Yukari.
>>24542323Just do this, sounds like a good idea
>>24542379>We can probably get away with being rather disruptiveWell, yeah, we have the power of the GAIJIN SMASH at our disposal after all.
>>24542379>dat conversation in the cafeteria coming to a complete halt>dat shrieking produced by dragging the tables closer together>dat awkward silence as we all sit down like nothing happened
thank god /tg/ isn't in foreign relations as it'd have certainly started WWIII and WWIV by now.
>>24542466So, basically this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w67dhHLUK3M&t=02m16s
>>24542499>>24542128 HereThis has my vote if only to see how they react.
>>24542098I think you already knew my answer.
>>24542537i'm voting for this too
>>24542098> Sit with Yukari.On a semi related note, does anyone here play arty? If so, which country?>I love the Lorr.39
You make your way through the cafeteria with about as much attention as an American guy in a Japanese girls' school with a tray of food in one hand and an army helmet in the other would be due, but you still seem to get the drop on Yukari."Sup." You say, placing your tray on the table. "Yukari right?""Oh! Hello!" She says happily. You place your helmet on the table and her eyes light up. "You got that! How cool!" She grabs it and places it on her head and frowns as it slips over her brow. "I thought it would be too big for me, so I got the 1:35 JadgPanther model instead." She hands it back to you. "Would look great on you, though, especially with that panzer you command!""Tank." You correct."Sorry, tank." She steals another look at Miho, Saori and Hana."So, you could just go over and say hi." You tell her."That's Miho Nishizumi! She was practically a shoe-in to replace her sister as captain of Black Forest's Senshado team!""Really? Didn't seem like it yesterday." You say, taking a bite of the Tofu. It really isn't as bad as you'd imagined it would be- sort of like really thick, fish-flavored pudding."You talked to her?!" Yukari practically squeals."Yeah, she seems like a nice girl." You slurp up some noodles. "Actually, didn't seem to enthusiastic about tanks in general.">Ask about Miho>Ask about Oorai's tanks>Ask about Yukari
>>24542641No I play WoT for the tanks oddly enough
>>24542641Self Propelled Artillery master race reporting>Watch me call a StuG as it's actual intended role, an assault gun, and all the Wotters get mad because WoT classifies it as a Tank Destroyer.
>>24542641>Love the hell out of the Bison>Get a nice shiny 1 badge for it>Get next tier unlocked>But iy, sell Bison>It sucks massive assbutterDo... do German SPrGs get better? Or did I just jump into a pit with no bottom?
>>24542666>Ask about Yukari
>>24542672So much butthurt.
>>24542684You picked the Wrong kind of german artillery, mein freund.
>>24542666>>Ask about Miho
>>24542684>Go German SPG via Bison>not using the Wespe>MUH SIDES>>24542666[ ] Ask about OORAI'S TONKS
>>24542666>Ask about YukariLet's see if we can get this girl to open up a bit about herself.
>>24542666>Ask about YukariACQUIRE FRIENDSHIP
>>24542666"As I am new here, and you are one of the foremost expert on Armor I know on this Ship, What other Tanks are liable to be here?"
>Ask about Yukari>Gently talk to her about her habits; she's not as stealthy as she thinks, then give some pointers on how to talk with her.I don't think she knows that much about all the tanks at Oorai or Miho (due to being too busy stalking)
>>24542700Not really just don't play arty
>Ask about MihoGet that intel.
>>24542712 Here adding not that she doesn't know her tanks, but the fact the school has tanks is something slowly being found at the moment with the Black Jack being the most functional at the moment.
>>24542666Talk to PERFECT TANK WAIFU>About PERFECT TANK WAIFUNo Blackjack route
>>24542666Ask Tank, shanghai Yukari for tanking
>>24542499>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w67dhHLUK3M&t=02m16sYESFUCK YOU STUPID NIPPON, IT'S SUPERIOR GAIJIN TIME
>>24542666>>Ask about Oorai's tanksTell her GREEN OORAI NEEDS TANKS BADLY.
>>24542666>>Ask about Oorai's tanks>>Ask about Yukari
>>24542682You. I like you.I'm disappointed that you can't get some bitchin' side-skirts for the Stug though.
>>24542684Hummel is Stronk.The rest, notsomuch
>>24542741Oh god, that thing was my KV.>The Bouncing
"So, Yukari. Got any friends around here?" So say, bunching on a bit of sushi. You aren't sure what kind it is, but it isn't terrible.Yukari has suddenly developed an intense interest in the goggles on your new helmet. She sort of half-mutters while looking at them. "Not really... People think I'm wierd 'cause I like tanks as much as I do."You stop mid-chew. "Seriously?""Yeah, but it's ok!" She says. "I mean, I know a lot of people online and stuff.""...But you don't have any friends here at Oorai?" You say, after swallowing what was left of the sushi. Yukari glances over at the three again."You know, if you'd just go say hi to them I'm sure they'd-" You start when the bell for end of lunch sounds. Yukari stands up and bows to you. "Thank you having lunch with me!" She says quickly before practically sprinting away."Right.">Head to class>Find Patrick- he's got math with you this period.
>>24543183>Find Patrick- he's got math with you this period.Maybe the crazy mick bastard will be able to give us some advice about dealing with crazy Japanese women.
>>24543183>Find PatrickLet's just hope the rest of our classmates have been acclimating as well as us.Also OP--we just gonna be running this till it drops off the board?
>>24543183>Find Patrick- he's got math with you this period.Why the hell not. All the social interaction!
>Find Patrick- he's got math with you this period.Well we know what to do when we find her: try to help her talk with them. And before then perhaps invite her to hang out with the crew as a way to get used to talking to people.>>24543207That's Rich that read up on japanese women, Patrick is the driver.
>>24543213How close is it?
>>24543241We're in autosage, man. Page 4 right now.
>>24543233>going to Rich for advice>for ANY reason at allshiggety diggety doo
>>24543233Richard/Rich/Rick is the driver/womanizer. Patrick is our radioman.
>>24543250I'll probably have it wrapped up before it 404's then.
>>24543241Page 4 now. Auto sage. Might want to archive and either ride it to the ground or if you are a bad enough dude, start thread number 2.
>>24543254>>24543256I was correcting him, not implying going to him was a good idea. I doubt we'd need to as I think getting her to talk with some people wouldn't be that hard.
>>24543183Fuck tonks, acquire social status.
>>24543268I know it's coming on Midnight, I know it's a Monday...But please Blackjack. Please. Thread Two.
>>24543321I think you should leave.
>>24543373So far it's about Dan Eagleman crew doing talking with cute moe Japanese students. These are not tonks so far.
>>24543555To me that face says, "Are we done yet?"
After searching the halls for a minute or two, you find your radioman hanging out at the door of the class for you. "How was lunch?" He asks as you bump fists."Didn't finish." You reply. "This the right room?""Two-Twelve, yep. I didn't even start lunch" He begins as you head into class."Not enough potatoes and sheep balls for your tastes?" You ask him with a grin."First of all, piss off- Sheep balls are the Welsh's thing." He counts off with his fingers. "Second of all, is it too much to ask for a sandwich? Just a simple sandwich with identifiable meet, cheese and some kind of ruffage?" Looking around as you pick out seats you notice that Miho, Saori and Hana are all in this class as well, lined up in the row near the door.You both take a seat along the window-side of the room. "Welcome to Japan, they eat KFC for Christmas.""Seriously?" Patrick asks.As you both settle down and get read to be bored for an hour and a half, you look over and notice that, with some amount of whispers, Anzu and her retinue have barged into the class. You lean back in the chair, trying to figure out what she wants now but, aside from a glance and a nod she ignores you and walks straight towards Miho."Hey! Miss Nishizumi!" She says cheerfully as she approaches. Monocle- Momo moves around behind Miho. "We need to talk." She says seriously.Anzu slides up to Miho, munching on one of those dried sweet potatoes. "For your elective take Senshado." She says, leaving it quite obvious that it wasn't a request. Miho turns white."B-but I thought Oorai didn't have a Senshado program?" Miho says, panic in her voice."We're starting it up again this year." Momo says sternly."I chose Oorai because it didn't have a Senshado program though-""Sounds like fate, then!" Anzu says cheerfully."I-I thought we could choose any elective we wanted-""Thanks! I'll see you at practice!" Anzu gives her an appreciate slap on the back before heading for the door! Miho is still frozen.
Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest!We watch a film.Miho doesn't take Senshado as an elective.And Miho takes Senshado as an elective!Girls und Panzer Quest will return at 5PM Pacific Standard Time on Friday!
>>24543654"Come on, tanks aren't that bad, are they?"
>>24543654I ... feel bad for her. That's kinda bullshit what just happen.Hey, welcome to our world, Miho.
>>24543815I guess our goal next thread is to help Miho deal with it while helping Yukari socialize.
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