Rolled 35Hello and Welcome to Millicent Fauxly Quest. >For Updates on the Quest: @PesterHouseElf >Previous threads can be found here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=millicent+fauxMillicent Fauxly is an intelligent and good willed first year Hogwarts student. Housed in Ravenclaw and from a noble Pureblood family Millicent has a good understanding of the wizarding world, yet struggles with terms such as ‘mudblood’ and seeing house elfs as anything more than servants.
>and seeing house elfs as anything more than servants.But that's all they are. What's the problem here?
Rolled 78>>24430989dats racist
~Nooooo~I have to write a paper.Why you do this, OP?
>>24430972I have no idea if there's anybody going to be on tonight/morning. This is just unexpected. But it sure does feel like the good ol' days.
Where's Dumble? He should be on right now.
>>24431063hope he didnt get banned again lol
>>24431046I'm just glad I'm not an east coaster, got like an hour and a half for millie feels before I drop dead.
>>24430972>wait for hpquest>give up on it>settle in to watch fan service anime for the night>threads up>okay.jpg
>>24431091LOLYeah. That's my feeling, man. That's my feeling.
>>24431091i just hope we have enough people on, i like you guys but i don't want it to just be us three :/
>>24430972all the art and relevant images: https://rapidshare.com/files/2116193682/millicent%20fauxley%20and%20the%20trident%20of%20some%20douchebag.zipthe year one pastebin:http://pastebin.com/4GnjPuA8for the new guys
>>24431114er wait, i think we have two anons, so that's 5.
Rolled 45You wake up to an inky blue sky. The air is crisp and Olivia is still sleeping with her bushy hair covering her face. She snores. A lot.>Wake her up>Go downstairs for a bite to eat
>>24431114we got anons
Dear god OP, do you hate sleep?
>>24431133Other>Go back to sleeeeeeeeeeep.Or see if her parents are up,
>>24431114I feel the same way.
Rolled 40>>24431147Love it. Sleep hates me.
>>24431133>look out the window, get dressed and stuff. and try to wait for olivia to get up on her own.
>>24431151And by that I mean get breakfast>>24431157What time is it where you're at?
>>24431169Should be around 6 for 7?
>>24431133>go downstairs>get food, make tea>go outside and eat
>>24431169its like 7 am were HPQ is
>>24431133Are we sleeping in the same bed?lewd
>>24431191we're 12. And girls do that apparently, i guess its less awkward and acceptable because they don't have to deal with random erections making things weird.
>>24431179This sounds good to me. But why outside?
>>24431215I used to sleep my best friend when I was littleits more common than you thinkwe were both boys
>>24431220because outside and morning and sunrise and fresh air. reasons.
>>24431245I used to when I was a kid, then the last time I fell asleep with my head on my best buds lap, he kept sticking things in my mouth.And that also the story of my addiction to Mt dew and the majority of my dental history.
>>24431263But i thought we were in the city. It's nasty being outside in the morning in the city.
>>24431322are we in the city? never mind then. i thought we were in the burbs.
>>24431322Suburb, outside will be okay, might get a chance to talk to Olivia's parents too.
>>24431191no we are on an air mattress next to her bed
Rolled 74Careful not to make a sound you crawl out of your sleeping back and, with Tara by your heels, leave the bedroom and creep downstairs. Nobody else is up yet, leaving you with some time to collect your thoughts. Sitting on the sofa you flick the switch to the fireplace and flick on the television. You've become adept at using muggle technology during your stay at Olivia's house. If someone asked you how it works you would be short for an answer other than 'electricity' - however muggle technology consists of a series of buttons, panels and switches which consist of the 'on' and 'off' buttons with the occassional 'medium' thrown in for good measure. It is surprising the way muggles seem to live their lives benifitting from the hard toil of others called 'scientists' - an entire division of people in their society working to build more stuff with buttons and switches that outdate the previous ones.Roll 1d100.
>>24431335>>24431343Oh. That shit is fine then.
>>24431191Nah apparently we're sleeping on an air mattress.I'm thinking Olivia and us might share a bed when Joel shows up.Unless he gets couch'd.
>>24431322>>24431335>>24431343" a small little place on an out of the way street."
>>24431346OH MY GOD.... How stiff are we in the morning? Are we sore any where?
>>24431368...We just choked on a piece of toast.
>>24431381Better than a floor.
>>24431368We always start out with someone rolling an 80...
>>24431381lol she's 12, 12 year olds don't get stiff in the morning
>>24431368loud as fuck tv confirmed for waking everyone upRAMBO FIRST BLOOD
>>24431361mr.borchard aint havein none of that shit. joel is sleeping in the garage.
>>24431424>joel is sleeping in the dumpster.ftfy
Whatever we do, don't let Millie see YouTube.
>>24431408LOL OH MY SIDES!
>>24431381nigga wtf are you talking about airbeds are comfy as fuck. >>24431430with the local hobo who is actually just a wizard.
>>24431437I always had terrible experiences sleeping in them. But I don't complain out loud as that's bad manners.
Rolled 71>>24431437There's that plotline down the drain. I joke
>>24431447It's like complaining how bad the beer you're drinking to your host.
>>24431451>not using something because a player said itoh youuu
>In before we find ourselves much taller than Joel. Take that motherfucker! We're GIANTS!
>>24431489We do hit our growth spurt earlier.He'll have his revenge in year 5, though.
Rolled 16The fireplace roars to life with a green fire that you know wouldn't have come from the plastic knock-off, however your life as the daughter of two wizards let you know what it is right away. Floo powder. A boy handsome boy with snow white hair and a soot covered face clambers out of the fireplace with a bundle.>Couldn't of apparated could you?>Did you seriously bother connecting a muggle house to the floo powder network?>Joel>other
>>24431512Don't you dare rain on my parade! Don't be my rain, man!
>>24431522>JoelHere we go.
>>24431522"You connected a muggle house to the flow network?"
>>24431356> "ollie, it's time to CRUCIO">>24431381I'll have you know that I examind flying witch and I have found it fun. Thanks for the suggestion.
>>24431522Showoff...>Did you seriously bother connecting a muggle house to the floo powder network?
>>24431522> "Joel. Good Morning"
>>24431564You are very welcomed. Here's hoping that someone will continue providing the raws to that gem of a manga.
Rolled 72Oh Joel, why are you so god damn cool?
>>24431522>Joel"You're a little early; everyone else is still asleep."He's earned 'friend' status at best, 'acquaintance' at worst.
>>24431577Well... I'm going with this since its manners and all.
>>24431522"Just gotta make an entrance don't you?"
(groggily) "hi. tea?"
>>24431593This.Also, "You've got soot all over your face."
>>24431522>>24431577i like this one just nonchalant sup negro type of welcome.
>>24431619Forgot my trips. A good morning to you all!
>>24431619hold off on that, we gotta save it so he looks silly later.
>everyone shows upalright! now it's a party :D
Rolled 77>>24431708It's like calling the Avengers or something. __"You've got soot all over your face" you say, in a playfully demeaning tone.Joel grins and pats himself down, dropping a large bundle by his feet. Out of his usual school robes he's dressed in shorts a dark blue sweater with neatly kept trousers, which are new covered in ash."Nice to see you too, Millicent" he says, drawing his wand, pointing to himself, then remembering that it's against the rules to use magic in the vicinity of muggles. "Did you connect this house to the floo network?" you ask as he slumps down next to you in a lazy fashion."My Dad wanted to drop me off himself, but I told him I'd never travelled by floo powder before and, you know me, I'll try anything if it looks fun">How about you try a shower?>Would you like a tea?>Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet.>What's in the bundle?>Have a good holiday?
>>24431721he is wearing shorts over trousers? /fa/ as fuck....
>>24431721> "Try to be quiet, everyone still's sleeping"> ""have you had a good holiday?"god I hate this aloof motherfucker.
>>24431721>How about you try a shower?and>Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet.Sound good.
>>24431721>There's a shower upstairs and to the yadda yadda yadda.
>>24431721>Would you like a tea?>Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet.We can show him the muggle kitchen!
>>24431721>Would you like a tea?>Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet.
>>24431764>>24431765>suggesting that the railroad husbando take a shower >not expecting this to bite us in the ass later>shiggy diggy dog
>>24431761Going with this.
Tut at the mess he's undoubtedly making."I doubt Mrs. Borchard would be happy to have you showing up and dirtying up her home. Using a muggle shower isn't hard, it's only the mechanics behind it all that differ. Come on, I'll show you to the bathroom."Alternatively just tell him where the bathroom is and continue with breakfast and/or try to clean up his mess.
>>24431721Isn't it also against the rules for children to perform magic period outside outside of school and school trips etc?
>>24431761going with this aswell >>24431721
>>24431778> try to make tea> house explodes
>>24431786It's not our house to fret over when he gets soot everywhere.
>>24431798also going to work, be back in 30. as usual please try not to destroy the planet, please
>>24431793It is, though the Ministry can't discern which one did it if there's an adult wizard there as well, afaik. He might've gotten away with it at home.
>>24431786What is this, an anime?...We're going to have words with that mirror.
>>24431786It will make an interesting scene when Olivia goes in to use the toilet not knowing its a boy in the shower.
>>24431819thats the point im trying to make
>>24431818and by words you mean choke that bitch then i agree
>>24431833All the more reason for it to happen.
>>24431833While it would suck to lose the Olivia route, as long as she neutralizes Joel I'm cool.
Rolled 14>>24431793Then how come Hermione fixed Harry's glasses in Diagon Alley? Or Harry used Lumos in the beginning of Prisoner of Azkaban?My way of thinking is; as long as it's a minor spell it's okay, albeit frowned upon, just as long as you do it somewhere where muggles aren't about. Big spells like the patronus, even when alone, will get you in trouble.
>>24431816also the dont have a particularly good handle on it because hagrid just kept doing magic after he was forbade and i assume they put the trace back on him.
>>24431845But we got Harriet for that, already
>>24431850That only happens in the movie-version, though, not in the books.
>>24431850yeah in the books they talk about how underage magic isn't something they usually get involved in. Harry only got in trouble because they were out to get him.
>>24431850Given that this isn't strait up Harry Potters hogwarts, you could just have it your way.
>>24431845But we'd just have to make sure to steel her lips away.I'm not going for loosing Olivia, just for the embarrassing bathroom scene.
Rolled 74"Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet""Will do""What's in the bundle?""My tent?""...why?""It's enchanted to be bigger on the inside, I didn't want to be in the way"You give a huff and wander into the kitchen, take two slices of toast and press the button down."Tea?""Yes, please""Sugar?""I'm sweet enough, thanks"You roll your eyes even more."JOEL" shouts Olivia's voice happily from the other room. She comes down the flight of stairs and hugs him happily."How are you?" she says"Yeah, alright, you?""Great, how was your holiday?""Got a lot of reading done, went to Scotland with the family, now I'm here"Olivia's enthusiasm for Joel is a little annoying...it's almost as if she likes him...like, like.>What are we going to do today?>We should show him Star Wars>other
>>24431970Better her than us.Her house, so ask her what the plans are.
>>24431970>Olivia's enthusiasm for Joel is a little annoying...it's almost as if she likes him...like, like.Olivia was kind enough to like us despite being... first year Millicent. As long as she only likes him, I think she can be forgiven.>What are we going to do today?
Rolled 79>>24431990>First Year MillicentDat character progression.
>>24431970>What are we going to do today?Stupid Joel and his 30 Charisma.
>>24431999And we couldn't have done it without our sister being Loki.
>>24431990Yes. What is on todays agenda.
>>24431970i figured it out, joel is our new rival for olivias love. >What are we going to do today?>we should show him star warsif he hates star wars we kill him deal?
>>24431970>What are we going to do today?
>>24432014>loki>no judas i like you
>>24431970>"I'm sweet enough, thanks"you are such a mug joel, im paralyzing you at the first opportunity i get.>other: urban exploration!
>>24432022> We're the Harry in the Golden TrioITS HAPPENINGI'd think in character Millie would come to accept it but fuck I'd still rageAlso obligatory THEY'RE ONLY TWELVEWhich doesn't mean shit because hella kids would be experimenting at that age or having pg-13 toy ship relationships
>>24431970So now they both have soot on them, eh?"Gee, Olivia, what're we going to do today?""The same thing we do every day, Millie - try to have as much fun as possible!"They're Olivia, they're Olivia and Millcent~
>>24432033Eh, sure there was betrayal, but there was also the deception, the jealousy and of course the eventual guilt and desire to be better.So Marvel Loki as opposed to Actual Mythological Loki, apologies for not specifying.
>>24432022I don't care if she does have a crush on him. If she digs him let it be.
>>24431850Later in the books its explained that they can't tell who'd doing the magic, only that magic was cast. Diagon Alley is full of adult Wizards, so a ping wouldn't be suspicious. This is also why Dobby tripped the Trace.
We can still show fierce jellyness as their budding relationship.>Olivia notices>Confronts us about having a thing for Joel>"I-I don't like Joel, Olivia..."All of my hnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>24432044this is our punishment for kicking joel away from main character>>24432055>not norse lokii dont like you anymore>>24432058im just stirring up shit for fun
>>24432055Mythological Loki is actually a pretty sympathetic figure too. He just eventually crossed the line.
>>24432077Hah.Lets wait at least a year though, maybe even two.12 is a bit early for girl-girl undying love....Unless said love is expressed through the medium of overwhelming firepower.
Rolled 12"What did you want to do today?" you ask Olivia."We could go shopping" she says, "Muggle shopping, not wizard shopping""Sounds fun" says Joel>Do something else>Come up with your own suggestion>other
>>24432086Well... we'll give him his morning tea without any sugar or cream. If he's sweet enough as it is, then he'll be fine with this arrangement! Hpmh!
>>24432099Well yeah I know, but I'm just saying that jealousy wasn't really one of his problems, since he was Odin's blood-brother instead of adopted son right?
>>24432109Yay, I was hoping we'd do that.
>>24432109...God damnit Olivia.Sure, lets go shopping.
>>24432133This sounds good.
>>24432109Well... we gonna accidently kill some one aren't we?
>>24432109>other"Will there be bookstores?"A chance to experience a muggle bookstore is too good to pass up.
>>24432109>go along with what olivia suggests.
>>24432143I don't think we're fool enough to carry our wand with us, unlike SOME people....Though if we are, we leave that shit at home.Should slow us down.
Rolled 70Got to stop guys, RL problems. I'll archive it.
>>24432198its all good OP take care of yourself.
>>24432109A thrift store, for funny muggle stuff. There'd be books as well as other stuff. Maybe she'll find a muggle spell book that's utterly useless... or is it? "Hey, this potion might even work!"Would be neat for them to stop by a park for some ice cream afterwards. J-just saying.
>>24432225How's the art coming along?
>>24432198Ah, well. Real life comes first. Hope it isn't anything too serious.
>>24432225I second shopping, but how will we exchange magical currency for filthy muggle coins?>>24432198best of luck to you, op
>>24432233I drew a bit before I had to head out. I'm at class at the moment. I'll upload stuff on my tumblr and on the next quest thread (or this one if it's still up) when I have something worth showing.>>24432198Hope you have a nice day regardless of RL shit. <3
>>24432265Good point. Maybe we can pay Olivia back in wizarding dosh if she buys things for us?
>>24432289Jole will offer to treat us. you'll see. suave motherfucker.
>>24432296... Damn. He would do that. And he probably had the foresight to go exchange galleons for pounds at the bank, too.
>>24432265>I second shopping, but how will we exchange magical currency for filthy muggle coins?I'd guess our parents would have supplied us with some. We're only twelve, and they may be wealthy and snobby as fuck, but not stupid. I'm sure they gave us an envelope with some dosh to spend. If mom works for the concealment of magic division, she probably knows how much muggle money is appopriate for a 2 week vacation.
>>24432332Just you wait, he's going to treat us over Olivia, she's going to notice, and then we'll be in the most complicated love triangle since Ladybug.
>>244323743 way triangle isn't complicated at allunless we're still taking Robert into account
>>24432374Thanks Joel, but I'm not interested.>Aww, come on.I said no, thank y-crucio.
>>24432363> implying our parents would even consider making easy for us spending time with mugglesdo you even pureblood? they left us with some dosh and that's it, they probably thought that we could exchange it if we wanted to spend muggle currency so hard.>>24432374we'll just have to rebuff all of his advances, while remaining on this side of polite.
>>24432374Nah it's just a proper love triangle, where a->b->c->a, instead of the boring old 'two people in love with the same person'. That's no triangle, that's a V.
>>24432400It stops being a triangle at that point.
>>24432400Why would we do that?
>>24432430He is inferior to Oliviabut he did come visit us during exilewith Olivia
>>24432445True, technically speaking he should outrank Joel and Nigel on the friendship scale.Quality over quantity.
>>24432400I don't trust robert, for now.
>>24432473I feel like we've set off more flags with Robert than Joel, although admittedly that could be tunnel visionRobert has:>Talked with us alone>Talked to us about his dreams>Walked with us up to a bridge under water where we parted was>Visited us in exileJoel has> something something train?> something something forest?> something something Bergle?> I think he saved us from a nasty fall when our broom got hexed too
>>24432561Don't forget we cast the paralysis spell on Robert, and that just made him more interested.
>>24432561We're the only one he's told bout his magic potential thingy. He's also called us on our trust issues and tried to work past them then fucked himself over by not trusting US after the Crucio thing
>>24432628Of course hypocrisy isn't unique to him, since we got irritated at him being a prodigy when it turns out we're exceptionally gifted as well.
>>24432677Actually, we were irritated that he was just coasting off his talent and didn't deserve to be in Ravenclaw because of it.We're still super studious; no hypocrisy there.
>>24432677he's a prodigy, we are just superior breed.
While other people are practicing making Excel, I'm abusing Paint. I'd forgotten how awful drawing with a mouse is.I'm sorry about the subject, but it seemed relevant to the conversation.
>>24432628he was probably bragging to get our panties wet, yo
>>24432583he is probably treated like shit by his parents and when we zapped him that whole subconscious developmental brain thing kicked in and said we were fuckable.
>>24432813I don't know if I should laugh, or throw up. I almost lol'd.
>>24432813Admittedly, I laughed.
>>24432813if i had a laptop i would have thrown it out the window. I am glad my computer weighs like 50lbs and im to lazy to highland games that bitch.
>>24432817He's the son of the squib thief. MARK MY WORDS, FOR YOU KNOW THEM TO BE TRUE
>>24432891I think the Squib thief was working with Bergle to get the Trident. That's why his crimes dropped after Bergle died, he decided to lay low just in case the aurors made the connection.
>>24432849>>24432830Here, I fixed it.I contemplated switching him with Olivia, but that would spoil the pure sisterly love they have for each other in my eyes.
>>24433055Don't worry, we won't force you to accept it for now.
>>24433055S'cool. I personally don't really care to see much smooching, myself. No real reason why it needs to be more complicated then two best friends who bonded over their mutual loneliness just wanting to spend their lives together. Whatever else they do is kind of unimportant to me.
Rereading a couple of older threads, did the flash of light in this post: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23436781/#p23438661 ever get explained?
>>24433125Don't worry, I'm pretty sure OP will make Millie die a kissless virgin just because some of us expect otherwise. Robert will end up with Harriet, Joel with Olivia, Nigel with Sam etc.
>>24433177>Don't worry, I'm pretty sure OP will make Millie die a kissless virgin just because some of us expect otherwiseI'm sure professor Trib would take pity on us.
>>24433172Clearly Trib put a spell on us and that's why the OP keeps acting like we find Joel to be totally dreamy.
>>24433172>>24433219holy crap that bitch...
>>24433219Shit dropped my trip by accident.
>>24433245I'm sure she would have reversed it by now, right? Right?
>>24433219Well, he was the majority pick in that situation. We've also acted like that towards Robert on occassion.My theory is that Mille's lonely life made her starved for company and she was just starting puberty so the resultant hormones are making her heart leap at any boy who caught her attention.
>>24433266We only chose him because OP didn't allow Olivia...
>>24433292That's partly it, for sure. But there also was quite a few people who liked him before pic-related happened.
>>24433341TBH I don't think he's at all that despicable, it's just fun to hop on the bandwagon for a while and getting the hate on him for being beatiful and capable. Come on, he's going to have the best high school experience of all! He's good looking, he doesn't need to study, he's fun and people like him.It's only fair that he gets some flak, before we intevitably murder him.
>>24433386Oh, I don't think he's despicable either. It's mostly OOC reasons why people dislike him and we've cemented our MC position since then so now it's just a fun past-time to hate on the guy.The only real thing to hate him in-character for was what I said in >>24432628, otherwise it's just Millie being jealous like the mirror said.
>>24433386joel do you take millie to be your lawfully married waifu? i domillie do you take joel to be your lawfully married husbando?i vada kedavra
>>24433386Yeah, I don't hate him either. It's just fun talking crap about Mr. Perfect.He'll probably be a Prefect once fifth year rolls around, unless something truly stupendous happens to crimp his style. Maybe he'll suddenly lose his natural aptitude in magic and he'll have to learn to study like the rest of the students.>>24433426>i vada kedavraI lol'd.
>>24433426Like when boomer shot adama in battlestar galactica. I like it.
>>24433446>something truly stupendousim hoping for loss of limb
>>24433472gods no, he'll pulla Jaime Lannister where first he's an insufferable perfect golden boy, then loses an hand and becomes a likeable, compassionate guy.he can't lose, we can't win over him.As they say, "If you can't beat them, kill them"
>>24433472>im hoping for loss of limb"Millicent... I'm interested in your sister."ಠ_ಠHis body was never found.
>>24433472I'm going for being crushed by the reality of a situation. Dude's more flash than substance and lazily coasting off natural talent; he is setting himself for a horrible reality check.
>>24433472I was thinking more in the lines of a magical artifact/being/event siphoning the one thing that sets him apart from the others because of reasons.Bones and such can be regrown, though perhaps due to the magical nature of the wound it would not be possible. And since he's pureblood, his parents will probably set him up with some wicked awesome replacement limb, be it leg or arm.Magic, yo.
>>24433490i guess i was the only person who liked jaime through out the whole series>>24433503lol>>24433527he loses his leg and the person who made him lose it keeps magicing away his new magic leg. "blah blah blah" - joel"im so adoreable blah blah" - olivia "strong African woman who dont need no man blah" - millie"SHA SHA SHA" - BBEGjoel topples over"next time will wait until hes running"- BBEG to his house elves who all snicker
I love reading this stuff.
>>24433562careful of spoiler, PLEASE.
>loss of handHe wouldn't pull a Jamie Lannister since he has magic on his side.Replace the sword with a wand in pic related and you've got the correct result.
>>24433527Actually, there's no magical cure for wounds inflicted by dark magic (such as Forge's cut ear, or bill's scars). So if he loses a leg, arm, or other appendage to dark magic (werewolfs ore some shit) he's toast.But probably he'll just get an awesome scar and so much angst for being a werewolf that he'll need to keep girls away with unforgivable curses, thus fueling his angst and fame.no way to win.Even worse! as an expert on romantic comedias we'll be the female friend unattracted to the beatiful guys, who will inevitabily become his "rock" in a sea of one night stands, and we'll end marrying him when we realize we actually do love him alla along and he's our best friend.case in point: Made of Honor
>>24433571are you making jokes?
>>24433599game of thrones.
>>24433621So, um, are you going to continue or...?
>>24433698I've got other stuff on the go right now, sorry.
>>24433702Nah, it's cool. I assumed you weren't since you hadn't said anything; just confirming.
>>24433621I didn't spoil anything >>24433760haha
Ok HPQ. You've done it. I can no longer make any sense of your sleep schedule...
>>24433796I'm near his time zone and I can't understand it either.> implying he sleeps
Duz hogwutz got wiffi? Ya kknow, for kidy pics?
>>24433862I'm in central europe, and iirc HPQ was in the UK, so I'm near him too.And I thought I was getting borderline insomniac, but HPQ simply IS insomniac I think.
Why are there no blacks in ravenclaw, you sayin a nigga can't have him some intelligence?That's ignorant yo.Shame son.
>>24433902Who said there weren't?
>>24433902> black ravenclawhasmagicgonetoofar.movingpics
>>24433902The Headmaster is black.
>>24433902Hufflepuff is for negroes. It doesn't matter if their negroidity is visible by the colour of their skin or not.
>>24433930Dude, it ain't funny.
>>24433928do we know what house he was? I'd like for him to be hufflepuss, like a general "fuck you i'm hufflepuff and I'm cool, says it so right my triwiz cup here"
>>24433928So'z Obama, still don't mean the man ain't keepin us brothers down.
>>24433923Yo, my nigga Tyro be smart as shit yo. Like genius smart, got him one of those white robes and everythin. He be speaking all his science words and I be like "Woah, damn son, slow down!"I bet he could easy do all that wiggidy wack magic shit, all he need is a stick.
>>24433978Dats racist yo.
>>24433983ur racist, siscon
>>24433978>reactionfacelaughing.gifIf only I wasn't on my laptop and had my reaction folder at the ready...
I see nothing racist about this exchange.
This got weird, fast.:O
>>24434243always does.also OP, just doing some rough math, assuming that it takes 40 threads per year (even though we technically only played half a year) multiplied by 7, it's going to take us at least 280 threads to see this through to the end. What im trying to say is, we need to get you a new lappy bud.
>>24434402and over 2 years i did this math as well a while ago
>>24434499we have so much adventuring to dolike, even if no bad guy invaded the school and tried to destroy the world, and we had NOTHING to do but study magic we still have so much shit we can get into :D
>>24434520I wouldn't mind seeing "Tyro" make a guest appearance a few years down the line.Plus, we may make the quidditch team, so there's that, not to mention the dueling club.And boys.Lots of shit to do, and we don't need to play it day by day, night by night.
>>24434585there's also the tri-wizard cupdo you guys realizethat we could go to an entirely different school, like in france or russia or maybe even in america
>>24433289Twelve is pretty normal "oh gosh BOYS EEEEEE!" time for a lot of girls.
>>24434709we're not most girls
Joel, now with 100% genuine canon white hair.Also older than 12 and yet looking remarkably girly as I seem to have temporarily forgotten how to draw grown men.
>>24434806That doesn't mean we don't have hormones.
>>24434617Get out of Hogworst, amirite?Salem be reppin yo!
>>24435004lol no i mean like we could study abroadGRORIUS NIPPON[/spoilers]
>>24434868"don't hate me 'cuase I'm beautiful"
>>24435501The country would never recover...Also I know I'm late to the Shipping party, but... The Adventures of Millicent and Magical Indiana Jones
>>24435731Magical Indiana Jones? I think you mean Robert once he's graduated from Hogwarts.
>>24435890Yeah, Millies gonna probably more like a Harry Potter universes Dresden or something like that, only without all the Star Wars and Karate Kid references. Hell, she is even touched by dark magic like Dresden and constantly tempted by it.
Feel my dark power.
Oh Joel ~ You're so wonderful ~ And Amazing ~ And Totally not a mary sue ~
>>24436469dont talk shite about my husbando i'll hook you in the bongbong chap
>>24436699I have the power to kill off any character, including the protagonist, at any god damn time I please, motherfuckerI mean, I respect your opinion and take it under consideration. >:D
>>24436760I-i suddenly feel the dark powers.
>>24436760I-I have another small guift for you, HP-Kun
>>24436046Shh, no spoilers on Dresden. I literally just finished the first book five minutes ago.And so a general thanks to all of /tg/ for letting me know about Dresden to begin with.
>>24436815I love you.
>>24436846I was suddenly filled with so much love I even forgot to tripfag.
>>24436846Y-You tooI'm unable to draw for shit but I am abel to use photoshop decently, if our lord and saviour HPQuest would like some graphics I'd be happy to oblige.You too of ourse, doodlefag of doodlefags
>>24436871How about a new Year Two banner with a couple of the pics thrown in.
>>24436889I'll try to build something like a movie poster, maybe?
"Millicent Fauxly and The Something of Something"tagline: I have the power to kill off any character, including the protagonist, at any god damn time I please, motherfucker
>>24436930Just to be clear. What I said is true, but never for lolrandom. Always for feels. If in doubt, follow the feels.
>>24436943new tagline: Follow the Feels
>>24433978A young portrait of the headmaster.
>>24436988Request: millie with sideways wand, gangsta clothes. possibly with olivia and joel crew
You could try recreating the original Harry Potter poster.
>>24437096> mfw I'm trying to do just that> mfw no fullbody pic of trib to use were snape is> mfw no fullbody pic of leverty to substitute to mcgonagall> mfw no fullbody of gleesonIt won't be easy, but I'll try. It won't be even remotely as good as somethin professionally done, too.
>>24437096Follow the feels? Why couldn't it be follow the- CRUCIO!
>>24437127Uhm, ca-can I get something with James McAvoy as Avori? I n-need it for research...
>>24437146If I see any art I can turn into something I will use it, so yeah, you can drool on your girlyboys and say it's for me, it will be our secret
>>24437146For research you say?
You could use the intended cast members perhaps? As a live-action adaption? I would like to see that more.
>>24437243ideally something like that? ofc need polishing and also backgorund. I ried to put the cast members where their counterpart is in the poster, when possible (not having stuff for trib, leveri and a single pic of a undressing tooledge is a problem)also can't coloro for shit, man, that millie's going to remain B&Wsoz if letdown :|
>>24437346Yeah, like that. Good luck finding their young counterparts though. The tooledge thing is pretty funny.
>>24437346young counterpwhat? I'm afraid I'm not following
>>24437389Live action versions of the kids.
>>24437405unless you have some actors to dress up, that's not gonna happen. Chanches of finding acotrs posing in the right pose wearing the right dress are close to zero, and I'm not nearly good enough to even try and made something up from bits and pieces, sorry :(
>>24437444I might try it myself for the hell of it.
>>24433978Needs this somewhere.>>24437346
>>24437470I wish you the best of luck, as long at this doesn't slow your writing. ILL CUT YOU.
>>24433978>Yo Avori m'boy, so this Durmstrang champion be all like "Hufflepuff? Vhat even iz a Hufflepuff?", so I be like, "ZAP MUTHAFUCKA!" and I keep my magic hand strong>He turned into a badger, boy>Ain't no Durmstrang dissing my House, boy
>>24437567>We're no badgers... we're...>HONEYBADGERS!
Question. Does this take place in some sort of alternate universe where the events of Harry Potter didn't actually happen or something?
>>24437696I say so.
>>24437725That guy in the top-left corner... he's perfect.
>>24437717>>24437730Did Voldemort ever appear, or is the quest vague on that as it is the year this is taking place in? I figure I might as well get all my questions in this thread, before it dies.
>>24437829It's completely separate universe, so no Voldemort here Only Millicent
>>24437829I don't even think there's a Voldemort. This is the second year. You missed the first year and it was one hell of a first-year.
>>24437829No voldemort yet.It has been kinda confirmed that its happening present day.
>>24437863Right then, that's what I assumed.
>>24437878I'm reading the pastebin in the OP. Nothing better to do, and I just got done reading the books, so I figured why the hell not; if it's all gonna be presented in such a neat format to me?
Is your drawing dull? Pointless? Unsatisfying? Never fear, for the solution to your problems is simple. Just add a dash of OLIVIA™ to your work and voila! It's the best thing ever!
>>24437914Dat Glasgow smile.
>Olivia: Millie! The Imperius Curse worked!
>>24437888welcome aboard, brother. I suggest you pick up a trip if yu want toplay with us, even for the sole purpose of this quest, for it seems to please the dark gods that rule thisAlso I can't think I can to much better than this. accepting suggestions
>>24437945I also seem unable to write. Oh well.
>>24437945It happens to me frequently.
>>24437945eh, I'm not much for keeping up to date on in progress quests.
>>24437888That pastebin is doing its job then. Good work, Dumbles. I think he's the one that's maintaining it.
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