You are the commander of the M26E1 "Super" Pershing "Black Jack." And you just got knocked. The fuck. OUT.Almost as soon as you black out, your eyes snap back open. You look up at the ceiling of the oversized shipping container, in your left peripheral vision you see the outline of Black Jack's hull and, kneeling over you, is the face of a shocked girl surrounded by a mane of barely-kempt brown hair."OH! I'm so, so sorry! Please!" She pleads. "I-I didn't know you were there and when you yelledIpanickedandI'msosorryareyouok..." Her words become so quick with panic that she has to stop to gulp in a fresh breath of air. "I-I just saw the container and I knew it was a Panzer andsoIsneakedownhereand-" Another gulp. "Oh! It's a Pershing! It's so big! I've only seen pictures of them. Way bigger than the panzerfourtheyhidintheoldtankgarageand..."Your head is still ringing and she obviously has no intention of stopping until you say something."Please, just shut up!""Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!""Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"Note: Sorry I'm late guys, work rescheduled me for a later shift.
>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"You should really get a Twitter so we can keep track of delays/etc.I hope this is the nice option.
>>24387944>"Please, just shut up!">"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!">"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"all of the above
>>24387944>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!">"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"
>>24387944>"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"
>>24387944>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"BOW AND APOLOGIZE TO JACK AT ONCE! HE IS GRADE-A AMERICAN MACHINERY!
>"Missy, Blackjack ain't no Panzer, He's an M26 MBT of the goddamn US of A
>>24387978This. Only reason I caught it was a random refresh of /tg/.>>24387944>"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"
>>24388220I think she means that as a compliment. You'd rather have it compared to a LEE? (aka the MS Leo of the tank world?)It's like someone calling your prototype mech a Gundam.
>>24388278It's exactly like the Leo. a decent machine for when it was built (early war) but outclassed by late war tanks.and the germans over-engineered everything
>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!">"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"This ain't no Krautshit
>>24388306Plus Blackjack himself has seen actual conflict out in Korea
>>24387944>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?! Who are you and what are you doing insulting my tank?"
>>24388306But the Pershing hardly got any war to fight in. It debuted in 1945.
>>24388278>aka the MS Leo of the tank world?>implying the Leo is bad
>>24387944Black Jack! Show me on the model where the girl touched you!
>>24388278Might be more a language thing. I mean, we're just white folk to them. How are they supposed to know we're American, not German? Maybe she was just trying to impress us by using our native language, and mucked it up?
Guys, if we spout some of our tank knowledge here to her, we might just make a friend here and now
>>24387944Aww shit, Time for GuPQ!>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!">"Who are you and what are you doing to my tank?"
>>24387944other :Black Jack ain't in the same league as the panzer four young miss, now apologize to him for oggling him without his permission!
>>24388374>Implying she won't hug the shit outta us
>>24388369It's not bad but it's a matter of reputation. Gundam fans are sooner to compare a well made MP suit to the GM than the Leo.>>24388373That too, whatever the case she didn't mean any ill intent. And from the looks of things, she's going to get ripped into for naively saying the wrong thing.
>>24388363Korea>>24388369>implying the M3 was badsee >>24388306
>>24388466>KoreaOh. Man, I really don't know much tank from then.
>>24388440 Here and I just realized what is likely to happen.MC= a 4chan boardYukari = Some enhuastic newcomer that doesn't know things quite so well and says the wrong thing.
>>24388523Then we shall teach her
>>24387944>"Panzer? Did you just call Black Jack a panzer?!"but in a joking "its an understandable mistake" way and not a "I am 4chan levels of mad" way
>>24388523So... we'll tell her lurk more?
>>24388543Agreed. We know a newbie when we see one.
>>24388543This was how I was reading it. We don't need to go all rage for that little slip-up. I mean she did correct herself after that
>>24388539>>24388589Going about it kindly so it'll sink in better, just yelling often backfires if not worse.
>>24388539Yes we shall
I think the Sodoko collective got OP
>>24388756>OP confirmed for Rich
>>24388756QUESTS ARE AGAINST SCHOOL REGULATIONS!
Let's just wait guys, I'm sure OP is trying his best...
>>24388812Crap, she caught us! Everyone leg it!
"Tank, lady. Black Jack's a tank." You say, shoving yourself back against the wall of the container and rubbing your likely-dented skull. "American cast steel. We won the war, we named the armor tanks. The Germans can name them whatever they like next time they win a war..." You shake your head a bit to get rid of the other Fluffy kneeling besides her. Ok, she's gone. Now that you can focus what you hope is your full attention, Yukari has stopped talking and looks you. "It belongs to you?" Here eyes light up. "I knew it! I KNEW IT!" she shouts. Your head pounds. "They ARE bringing back Senshado! The is so great!" She stands up and is pacing back. "And with the Pershing is such a powerful Panzer-""Tank." You remind her."Tank." She respectfully corrects herself. "And I know Oorai's probably got a bunch more! Kliment Voroshilovs and Chaffees and...""And I'm sure you'll be commanding the lead tank yourself..." You say, half sarcastically.She stops mid-sentence and looks at you. "Oh no, nobody would want me on their Panzer team." She looks down dejected. "All I do is talk about panzers. I'm just an panzer otaku."You look at her.>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!">"You're probably right. Leave the tanks to the real athletes.">"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"
>>24388863>Kliment VoroshilovsYou WISH they still had KVs, babe.>>24388863>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?""Would you like the guided tour?"
>>24388863>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"
>>24388863>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"Such enthusiasm! We must nurture her dream!
>>24388863>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker! ...So you've never seen a Pershing before? Well i just happen to have the keyes to open it..."
>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!">"So you've never seen a Pershing before?"
>>24388863>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great TANKER!"
>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"Let's give her a guided tour.Key word being guided.
>>24388863[x]"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"[x]"So you've never seen a Pershing before?"
>>24388863>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"then>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"
>>24388863You have tank PASSION! Tank LOVE! You are already more qualified than most tankers.
>>24388863"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!"Then"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"
>>24388863>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker! After all, 'Knowing is half the battle">"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"
>>24388863>Chaffeesoh, yay. Chaffees.perfect.Just what we needed.
>>24388863>"Hey! Don't say that, you'd make a great tanker!">"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"A good first impression is essential to getting to know your fellow tankers! And what better first impression that spouting tank facts while giving an in-depth tour of our tank?
>>24389069Don't hate on KVs, they were good for their time.Of course, if we wanted to be dicks we'd see about buying IS-3s, T-54s, T-44s, M26s, Centurions, and other late war tanks.
>>24389021>>24389069I think the other tanks will be canon to the anime as they searched and found tanks that they then restored.
>>24389095I wasn't hating on themi was having PTSD flashbacks of my first encounter with them in a Panzer IIIA on WoT...
>>24389021At the start of the anime, Ooarai's team consisted of:Team Anglerfish: Panzer IV Ausf. DTeam Turtle: Type 38 (t)Team Duck: Type 89 "I-Go"Team Rabbit: M3 LeeTeam Hippo: StuG IIIBut if this Ooarai actually has KV's and Chaffees? Now the eggs are in the scramble, and we're in a completely different ballgame.
>>24389123>first encounter with them in a Panzer IIIA on WoT...I still have the nightmares sometimes.
>>24389163considering the tanks have to be found along the season, I Think Yukari was shooting off names that came to mind.
God fucking dammit if you don't Waifu the shit out of Yukari I'm going to have to crack some skulls
>>24389169>>24389123>my first encounter with a KV was one pulling out of a corner 30m infront of me.>I was in a Panzer 35t
>>24389226>implying we were gonna do anything else
>>24389232>I was in a Panzer 35tYou poor man.
>>24389123>>24389169>>24389232I know that feel! My dinky little gun could do nothing!!!!The feeling of taking a TD to their ass was glorious. Especially when the gun actually did something.
>>24389266They just kept bouncing man... THEY JUST KEPT BOUNCING
>>24389226honestly I'm waiting to see all my options before making a final choice. But if Yukari wins.... I would be very much fine with that.
>>24389288>Mfw taking out both a KV-and a KV-1S head on in a Matilda
>>24388863>"...So you've never seen a Pershing before?"How about I show you the big gun?
>>24389163And let's not forget that, later on in the season, there were a few upgrades. The StuCo got a Hetzer, Miho got a Panzer IV. Ausf. F2, and the school picked up a Char B1, a Type 3 "Chi-Nu", and a Porsche Tiger.Having a tank like a Pershing so early in to the Senshado season will be a massive asset to Ooarai, especially against St. Gloriana and their Cromwells and Matildas
>>24389321That's because the Matilda is like a teeny tiny heavy tank, inselaffen.
>mfw my first encounter with a KV>I was in a Bison>I set its engine on fire and popped itDamn it feels good to be a SPrGlord
>>24389352Considering we popped a churchill in the 1st thread
>I EAT YOUR TIGERS! I EAT THEM UP!
>>24389368>SPrGlordI fucking lost it
>>24389321I was in a t3 Mid. It did nothing!!!Then I used a Marder III. That 100+ mm pen. n the gun just didn't care.Now I hetz hetz hetz and infuriate people with the sloped 60mm armor.
>>24389388>Matilda>run into two HEATzers>Both shots bounch>Murder the shit out of them without taking any damage.>Roll along>Pop a KV's engine and kill the bastard for good measureSuch is life in British steel
That attitude finally angers you at her. "Now hey! You stop talking like that. Half the morons I saw in tanks were only it it for the women and the explosions and you could damn well tell it watching them perform." You push yourself to your feet. "You actually care about these things. They aren't just machines to be taken out and drive for a few hours before you let off a few rounds." You don't know whether you're still chastizing her at this point, or just the brain damage is just putting you on your soap box. "Fluffy, you'd wouldn't be a good tanker- you'd be a great one." Your fire expended you lean against the wall to steady yourself.Fluffy looks at you and blinks. "Did you just call me Fluffy?""Yeah, well. You know, your hair is all... poofy..." You say, not able to find the correct Japanese you insert the English pseudo-words.She stares at you for a second. "Oh! I'm so sorry! I didn't even introduce myself." She gives a salute you definately recognize. "Yukari Akiyama!">Shove the arm down. "Ok, seriously? Don't do that anymore, especially around my gunner and loader. Totally serious.">Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"
>>24389432>Using Heat.Fucking idiots. The Hetz shines with the AP and a high crit. Still, not the most bullshit game I've ever heard of. Once went 6 kills in a T82.
>>24389365It's the gun, not just the armour.>100+ pen>fires a round in just under every two seconds.>mfw i spec the gear and crew to make it shoot even faster
>>24389476>Shove the arm down. "Ok, seriously? Don't do that anymore, especially around my gunner and loader. Totally serious."
>>24389476>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"We have no clue how to deal with this. A girl, a pretty girl, is talking to us? And she likes tanks? I mean Rose doesn't count, she's practically family.
>>24389476Did she just...
>>24389476>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"
>>24389476>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"This quest just lost its PG rating! It is now rated T. T for Tanks!
>>24389476>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"Its ok guys, she's just VERY enthusiastic. Give her some first-hand Tank Time and she'll calm right down.
>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?">Make a note to gently tell her not to do that in the future.
>>24389564This please. Love Yukari but she needs to calm down sometimes.
>>24389476>Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"If ya know what I meanAlso at a point tell her to please not do the arm thing again. For her own safety
>>24389476"At Ease. So, um... You... wanna see Black Jack?"
>>24389432>>24389388I know nothing about deflecting shells. Such is life as American Medium Tank Tree >Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing?"IT BEGINSCaptcha: loving nmkers
>>24389476"Shove the arm down. "Ok, seriously? Don't do that anymore, especially around my gunner and loader. Totally serious."Please tell me she didn't just do what I think she did.
>>24389574Yeah want to calm down and correct things, but in a gentle manner. She'll be quite effective once she's able to channel that enthusiasm into her tasks.
>>24389602That's quite......Low profile one could say....
>>24389476Stare at her. "Um... You... wanna see my Pershing? Also nix the Nazi salute, its pretty offensive"
>>24389612>her tasksJamming her long hard shell into our tight, inviting breech?
>>24389602You've never played a Jumbo I take it.
>>24389476>>24389564This.Also, Jagdpanther represent.
>>24389660M4a3e8 I-I just...Wanted to flank....
>>24389658wait a second...
>>24389288I... went Russian first and it was back when the T-28 still had the 85mm gun so yeah. I was kinda laughing all the way to the bank on that one.
>>24389658I think you got that backward anon....Or at least I hope you did.
>>24389481>mfw got 8 kills in my RamI just ate an entire flank on Mountain Pass. It was glorious.
>>24389668You'd help her fix her track, right anon?
>>24389714Of course I would!Did we have this conversation a couple threads ago?
>>24389674Real men flank. Armor is for faggots who can't avoid getting hit.
>>24389714Damn right i would
>>24389728You've got that mixed up.
>>24389725Yes. I'm the anon who was grateful for my farmboy background.
>>24389668>>24389714I wouldn't hold your breath, she doesn't even have a name on top of being attached to the particularly contentious final boss school.Perhaps it's for the best as I think they'd toss her overboard for "consorting with the enemy"
>>24389756Oh I have no expectations of her as a potential love interest. Doesn't mean she isn't awesome though.
>>24389754Haha, yes we did. >>24389756I just wanna make her a bro. I have no real hope of dating/waifuing.
>>24389756Does this mean no Anchovy?
>>24389746I don't understand your picture
>>24389790Anchovy was a cunt anyway.
>>24389476"Um...You...wanna see my Pershing?"SHE WANTS THE PGIVE HER THE P
>>24389790No, no Anchovy. We don't like Anchovies over here.
>>24389702Ever see a T4 Arty, a Wolverine, a and a Hetz battle it out for top dog by killing the enemy team? We ended with 5, 4, 3, Wolv art and my hetz. Decimated the enemy.>>24389696You poor poor soul.
I remember the feeling of getting into my T29 and finally realizing I was no longer afraid of KVs.
>>24389842speaking of the T29, I fucking hate the 105mm. So goddamn expensive.
>>24389777>>24389786Your best shot is hoping she pops up in the team's early appearance (when they lend a ride to Mako so she can see her grandmother) and try setting up a penpal thing then.>>24389790From what I gather she's not that nice at all and if not for her hair style, I doubt people would remember her compared to all the other girls.>>24389845She is rather nice looking but that doesn't exactly forgive the fact she's not nice. That and at Oorai there are nice girls (in both looks and personality)
>>24389862Same price in the T32
>>24389872Yeah, I'm switching back to the 90mm
>>24389862Stick with the 90mm for the T29, it's actually effective at that tier and the increased ROF can net more kill.
>>24389871I would Penpal her so hard.
>>24389862>>24389872>>24389882>>24389887You poor bastards.
Girls und Panzer Quest: one part WoT General discussion, one part waifu debates, one part quest.Only on /tg/ would you find such a hybrid of a thread.
>>24389949It's just bully ain't it?
OP are you here
>>24389949>Only on /tg/ would you find such a hybrid of a thread where each side doesn't shit post the others
For fucks sake Sodoko, stop arresting OP
>>24389949Its heartbreaking. I want to play WoT so bad, but my laptop is an obsolete piece of shit and I don't have enough jewgolds to buy a better one in the foreseeable future.
Anyone else playing WoT while waiting for OP?
>>24390089Just play SPGs, no framerates required.
>>24390094I'm currently listening to all the James Bond theme's.The Living Daylights is pretty good.
>>24390094Better question, anyone not playing WoT (who can, sorry pooranaon) while waiting for OP?
>>24390115I'm about to hop on CS:GO after this round. I'm WoTed out.
>>24390113Personally, I like For Your Eyes Only. I'm a sucker for cheesy love songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT_vm7b9CsQ
>>24390115I don't; too much grinding it seems and for rather grindful RnDish games, I have SD Gundam Generation World and Overworld to cover that.
>>24390115Process kinetics homeworkI wish I had time to commit to both 4chan and the vidya, but I do not.
You stare at the Nazi salute, mouth agape. You force it to close, but the moment you stop it hangs open again, a look of pure whiskey-tango-foxtrot written across your face. "So... You... um... You wanna see Black Jack, then?" She nods enthusiastically. "Black Jack? Is that a reference to Gen. John Pershing? You know he was originally called 'Nig-""Oh, Woah! Hey, here, let me help you up!" You interupt her. You stand to the side and give her foot to get her up on the hull. You then climb up the treads to join her. "They've got it all battoned down since they had to ship it here- so I can't show you the inside. Not a lot in there anyway." From the top of the hull there wasn't much headroom, but she crouched to crawl around to the rear, where the turret had been turned and the gun locked for transport.""Tha-That's not the M3. That's a T54!" She pulls a flashlight from her bag and points it along the barrels length. "SUPERU PURUSHIN!" She shouts, getting over-excited again. "An M26E1! They're so rare! No wonder they let boys in the school!" She turns around to look at you. "You could go straight through a IS with that, or even a Tiger!"You stare at her completely flabberghasted.>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?">"Wait... How rare?"
>>24390094I'm playing War Thunder actually.
>>24390179That's a good one to.I must admit though, Tomorrow never dies is one of my favorites. No idea why, i just really like it.
>>24390226>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?""The hell are you?"
>>24390226>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"How the hell did she do that?
>>24390226"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"Don't care how rare, Black Jack is ours fuckers.
>>24390226SAY FUCKING WHAT?
>>24390226>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"She may not understand the concept of "holy shit girl Nazis are offensive, stop", but this chick knows her stuff.
>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?">Make a note to gently give her some pointers of things NOT to say or do.It makes me wonder what the hell Yukari's been reading to get such notions.
>>24390226>You know he was originally called 'Nig-"Yes Yukari. We know that the cadets at West Point didn't much like him, because he was a hardass, so they called him "Nigger Jack" behind his back in reference to his time with the 10th Cav.>>24390226>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"
>>24390226>>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"Should be sleeping. Fuck it, GuPQ
>>24390285She's not offensive, she's just passionate
>>24390255>>24390256Barrel length, dunkass.
>>24390226"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"Make a note to gently give her some pointers of things NOT to say or do.Japanese kids be crazy yo
>>24390226>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?"
>>24389481Ahh the t-82. I had some fun in mine when i got the 105mm howitzer for it.
>>24390296Well, the "Nigger Jack" thing is known by just about everyone who's done any serious reading on Pershing, it's just not something that gets thrown about in public because, well, "nigger" is offensive.
>>24390317She knows not just how offensive certain things are to Americans. I don't think she has any maliciousness in her at all.
Clearly she needs to be repatriated to American values.
>>24390094I've been meaning to download it. Is it worth it?
>Have 95k credits>Need 3.6m for next tankPlaying this game is suffering.
>>24390439It's fun until it turns into a grind.It's free as well.
>>24390439You tell me
>>24390467What reticle mod are you using there?
>>24390481pay to not grind forever into an endless pit of despair and regret.
>>24390467How the...?>>24390439It's fun between figuring out how to play and realizing everything after tier 6/7 is grind
>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?""He got my Grandfather through Korea. To me, Black Jack's one of a Kind..."
>>24390296>>"You were able to tell all that in a darkened container?">>Make a note to gently give her some pointers of things NOT to say or do.Yeah, I'm down with both of these. Yukari needs to learn that there's a world beyond tanks, one with all sorts of people.
>>24390467Jagdtiger what are you doing?You're a tank. Not a plane.Get back on the ground Jagdtiger.
>>24390481Not all that much. Especially since the op rounds are silver or gold (real currency) now
>>24390495very carefully>>24390477not my screenshot, sorry
>>24390520The newest innovation from those crazy Germans. Flying tanks.
>>24390539Nerfed to fuck because wargaming hates everyone who isn't russian.
>>24390226>"You were able to tell that in a darkened container?"Woman knows her stuff. Color me impressed
>>24390539Its the only reliable way to get them over the Channel.
>>24390481Pay-to-make-the-grind-easier.Wargaming actually has a legitimate handle on the freemium aspect.
>>24390520Yeah, the sky is where the ELC belongs
>>24390572I can't wait to see all the flying lights once "moon" rolls out
>>24390572Fuck that actually made me chuckle.
>>24390572Going fast solves everything
>>24390666Did that tank just drift?
>>24390688Tanks can drift. I'm not sure if I do it in this vid, but ELCs are dangerous if you know what you're doing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyrgFqHt070
>>24390688Anything can happen when your ride is Red.
>>24390688Yesyes it didIt's rather common for lights
>>24390666Thats some straight up Oarai shit right there.
>>24390715How heavy is that tank?
>>24390688yea. The T-50, if done right, can in fact DURIFTO
>>24390715There is only one appropriate song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4SX3JuL63c
This just shuffled onto my playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbqLkgN-lQ0
>>24390688I wonder if that's Tsuchiya driving it (Leopon/mechanic team)
>>24390769"I must go. My people need me."
>>24390688>he doesn't know about multi track drifting
>>243907256,178 kilograms fully upgraded, with an engine putting out 250 horses.>>24390744>>24390768>Dmind>>24390781Of course it was Dorikin.
>>24390439it can be. it can also make you so infuriated that you'll wish you never heard the phrase Self-Propelled Gun, pub, or derpthere's a lot of OTHER infuriating stuff too, but by and large, those three, those are gonna be what drives you nuts.
>>24390666not everything, satan
"...How the hell did you..." You start. This girl's gotta be some kind of savant or something. She doesn't know that the Heil Hitler isn't how you greet somebody but she was able to tell you all that? "How did you know all that?" She's scooched over closer to the end of the barrel. "The T54 had a really distinct muzzle break- also the gun's too long to be an M3 and the M3A1 was post-war so they wouldn't let you use it..." She continues before looking back. "You used this in American Senshado??"You nod sheepishly. "It's very different from Japanese Senshado- you fight alone with your tank. There's no overwhelming numbers, no team mates to save you. Just two tanks hunting and killing each other." She pats Black Jack's barrel. "It's a magnificent machine..." she says breathlessly before sliding off to the floor. You stare at her as she moves towards the open door. "Two, by the way. They only made two like this before the end of the war."You nod and she disappears out the door, grabbing her helmet on the way out. You slip into a cross-legged position.Your head is still killing you.>Find your crew.>Stay with Black Jack a little longer.>Other (Specify)
>>24390851>Dat spinning kick
>>24390851Did that tank just kick another tank?
>>24390856>Stay with Black Jack a little longer."So what did you think of her, old girl?"
>>24390856>Stay with Black Jack a little longer.A true American can survive for weeks on Tank alone.
>>24390744also>the only appropriate music for playing SPGshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2kzqdXens
>>24390856>OtherTimeskip to getting aboard the damn carrier
>>24390851did that tank just roundhouse the other?>>24390856>Find your crew.Let's meet up with them and see how they've been doing.
>>24390880>"So what did you think of her, old chap?"fixed
>>24390856>Find your crew. also acquire Advil
>>24390856>Stay with Black Jack a little longer."How I've missed you my dear." Nuzzle the barrel.
>>24390809Man, where are the rules for that anyways?All I can find is sideslipping, which is definitely UNintentional.
>>24390906Military vehicles are always female. At least in the US. Old tradition.
>>24390856>OtherNap in tank. Have flashbacks as one part of Black Jack's crew back in Korea, fighting alongside your grandpa. Remove kimchi.
>>24390516I figured as much, but being able to eventually drive the Maus? That would be well work the buckets of tears shed to get there.
>>24390856>Update>only 2>2>Only 2Nice~ Serial # 000001/2
>>24390856>>Stay with Black Jack a little longer."So...what you think of that one, eh?"Then>>Other (Specify)Lets get to the ship/school already!
>>24390933There aren't, as far as I know.
>>24390898I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over my 90mm SHITKICKING YOU.And this, of course. Only appropriate for GOING FAST in an ELC.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNrjtYd_BsM
>>24390975So you're saying you want to climb inside a guy every time we fight? And get hot and sweaty inside him?
>>24390856>Find your crew.then>Stay with Black Jack a little longer.Make sure Rich hasn't done anything uncouth.
>>24390954You're in for a rude shock, i think. the maus kinda sucks.
>>24390856>"The T54 had a really distinct muzzle break- also the gun's too long to be an M3 and the M3A1 was post-war so they wouldn't let you use it..."Fucking duh. I bet everyone here gets surprised when someone can tell the difference between an m4 and M4A1.
>>24391039It's Black Jack, how can we say no?
>>24390822I just watched that like 3 times in a row...it's hypnotic...AGGRESSIVE MASS TRANSFER
>>24391079I wouldn't be rushing out solo, I understand that much from the clips I've seen. Still, getting that crawling bunker would be what I'd aim for. >on a semi related note, there is a video out there of three Maus rushing a base, and that video was what introduced me to WoT.
>>24390856See about our concussion (don't wanna die from a brain hemorrhage, now).
>>24390226Ah, casually racist Japanese.Because they're so insular that they don't know what's offensive to other cultures.
>>24390991>Other (Specify) Get to ship
Well, I just played my first round of WoT in months, in my M26 no less.24 shots, 18 hits, 6 pens.Such is life in bottom seed.
>>24391382>packages on display for all>Rich doesn't care
>>24391423Is his name rick or rich?I honestly don't know anymore.
>>24391466Rich is the horn dog, Patrick (Rick) is the Irish radio guy.
>>24391466i have no idea
>>24391477Oh my god.They were two different people all along?I though OP was just fucking up all the time.
>>24391423>Rich checking out Saori's bouncing chest>Saori checking out Rich's packageCall me crazy, but I don't think she'll be as hung up on having to do that dance this time.
>>24391477then we should probably call him paddy to avoid confusion>inb4 we get decked for calling him that
hopefully him and Saori will hook up nicely and not cause too many problems.>>24391511Yeah
>>24391511>Implying we lose this time.
>friends and I running a platoon of Hellcats>dat speed>dat 90mm>dem exploited weak flanks
>>24391506Oh Nekota, why must you hide your beauty behind goofy glasses? You look like a leading lady in a Leiji Matsumoto anime. Do you know how many girls would KILL to be that beautiful?
>>24391506>>24391562>First crew knocked out
>>24391523Also, wasn't she just freaking out because if you do the dance, no boy will ever touch you? Will she even care if she already has a boyfriend on her arm?
>>24391574>least experienced crew not counting Leopon, who were in a fucking Porsche Tiger (FEED ME MORE SHELLS!)Gee I wonder why...
>>24391535Fucking Hellcats....I'm just jealous cause I'm only up to the Jackson.
>>24391602Well, considering how Anglerfish mate...
>>24391614It's hilarious watching a Jgd Panther trying to wiggle it's way out from between two Hellcats on either side of it.
>>24391604>IS IT?>IS THIS ALL YOU CAN CONJURE, BLACK FOREST?
>>24391674The panthers should have been easily blowing holes through it at that range
>>24391624Why did you make me google that? That shit's horrifying.
>>24391614I have a hellcat.I often get distracted by the sheer joy of driving it, and thus do terrible in games.
>>24391624I don't think Rich would be deterred by that, not when his eyes move down and see Saori's body in snug spandex. Then his cannon would be ready to fire.
>>24391674"There are dozens of panzers out here, you are only one tank!""We are only one TIGER.""You're insane!""No. We are Leopon. This threshold is ours. We claim it for our own. Bring on your dozens, one at a time or all in a rush. We don't give a damn. None shall pass."
Given that we have a T54, the primary advantage of which being the ability to fire HVAP ammo, can it be assumed that we are in fact using HVAP?
>>24391674>And how can tank die better than facing fearful odds, >For the rivets of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods
Rolled 14, 5 = 19>>24391737Well, technically we'll be firing Senshado approved shells with no chance of piercing that have a radio transceiver in them that say they're HVAP shells.But yes.
[X] Talk with your TankC'mon, it's gotta have a soul or something, right?
>>24391779So THAT'S how they avoid appalling casualties of schoolgirls during their recreational live-fire tank exercises. I always wondered.
>>24391779This is nice.We can kill a Churchill at 2000 meters.
You lean back and rest against Black Jack's turret. That girl was a walking encyclopedia of all things armored and she didn't think she'd make it as a tanker? And even she was surprised to learn that Oorai had a Senshado. What the hell was Chono getting you into, anyway?You decide to distract yourself by checking Black Jack again. It kind of... calms you, scuttling across the big guy, making sure every was in one piece and secured. It doesn't seem like it takes that long before you hear a clunk as the transport docks with the Oorai Schoolship- a long way away. You keep working even as some of the workers, thick cargo chains in hand, appear."Oi! Kid. Get the hell out, you ain't supposed to be down here." You blink the light as you emerge from the container- high above you see daylight as workers remove the large medal cap that kept spray out of the cargo well.>Find crew.>Find Grandpa.>Disembark alone.
>>24391856Gotta see what our dear old Grandad is up to. How the fuck did he get on board anyway?
>>24391773>Lo there do I see my designer.>Lo there do I see my factory, my crew and my platoon.>Lo there do I see the line of my model, back to the drawing board.>Lo, they do call me.>They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla.>Where the brave may live forever.
>>24391856Find Crew, make sure Rich didn't accidentally grope someone or get married while we were gone.
>>24391856>Disembark alone.Truly we begin the life of a mariner today.
>Find crew.Miss Chono forgot to tell them that they're part of a reviving process.>>24391888more like making sure him and Saori are a happy couple that won't bother anyone.
>>24391888If he got married, that's the wife's problem now.Crew
>>24391856>Disembark aloneIm so ready for what awaits us at the school. Wonder if they will let us roll up to school in style (in Blackjack)
[X] Grandpa[X] CrewLet's see what's up with our crazy old man before checking on our team, yeah?
>>24391911you know that him hooking up with Saori will result in half our radio comms being them trading innuendos...
>>24391856>Find crew.I wonder if Rich has managed to convince Saori that he has terminal sexitis that can only be cured by vigorous and repeated fucking yet. That seemed to be the direction things were going last time we saw them.
>>24391970Nah, Rich is the loader he doesn't have comm's to the other tanks. That's Rick the annoying Irishman.
>>24390851I think this goes with it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLJLyneZGKc>>24391970They can text each other while talking normally on the radio. That or it can be a great confusion tactic against the team with the radio interceptor
>>24391990Oh god, Japanese in an Irish accent.
>>24392058Well, they won't be able to intercept our communications. Neither will our allies.
>>24391990Strickly speaking, Rick and Rich are both short for Richard.Who you call "Rick" is actually "Patrick" or the usual shortening "Dumb Paddy Bastard."
>>24392072>or the usual>shortening "Dumb Paddy Bastard."Or "Rick the Mick."
>>24392072Can we switch to calling him Patrick then? Or even "Dumb Paddy Bastard"? Cause the whole whose a manwhore who is a potato grubber thing is getting confusing.
>>24391856>Look for crew>Find Grandpa
>>24392119What about Pat or Paddy?
>>24392175Well...I mean...I guess so, if you wanna be nice about it....
>>24392197He can open up a bar on the ship.
>>24392234Serving what? Milk and Juice?
>>24392256you missed the reference
>>24392256He's a Paddy. He'll find a way to get the booze. Its like their racial bonus or something.
>>24392297But the little girls wont buy it.They will buy Milk though, as long as you continue to spread the rumor it gives you better frontal armor.
The name Paddy brings to mind Paddy Mayne, a badass who refused to take shit from anyone. I.e. while he may have been fond of booze, he liked fighting more.
>>24392346>They will buy Milk thoughAnd if they really need some liquid courage, well...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o0gV5a1BpU
By the time you get up to the embarkation decks, you're readily able to spot your crew- it looks as though Rose has already assembled them. Better her than you.Rich spots you first, waving you over. "Dude! Guess what?!"You fold your hand over your eyes."Dammit Rich, did you at least use prote-""Nah, she's too classy for that. I got her number though!" As he says this he pulls out his cellphone- the background already set to a cozy self-shot of the two and shows you.You look at Rose. She roles her eyes and nods at you. "Great. Congratulations." You, standing next to your crew as you wait for the gangplanks to lower. You casually scan through the crowd, looking for any of the girls you'd already met. And then you see two heads moving your way through the crowd- They walk and the people part around them like the Red Sea.It's only when they walk right up to you and you look down that you see that there's actually three."So, you're the new crew then?" The tallish, dark-haired one with... is that a goddamn monacle?Then pigtails speaks up. "They don't look like much."
>>24392471Not sure if OP is waiting for us to respond, or just slow.
>>24392471>"They don't look like much.""And you don't look like you belong outside a kitchen"AMERICA HO
>>24392471>"They don't look like much.""No offense ma'am, but you don't exactly cut an imposing figure yourself."
>>24392471Oh, we'll show them sometime.
>>24392471Now we have to make sure Rich behaves himself as it seems they have yet to fully hook up. Dunno about Anzu but he would definitely go for the other two.Not a good idea; student council.
>>24392471>"They don't look like much."We'll show them, disembark fro mteh transport ship to the school ship VIA TANK
>>24392471Is it even possible to be on Anzu's bad side?Does Anzu even have a bad side?
>>24392559She seemed to have a quiet but intense dislike for Katyusha.
>>24392471>"They don't look like much.""Well from what I hear, we've got 100% more TANK than anyone else on this boat at the moment. Whats up with that, by the way?"
>>24392559Dunno, she does have a bit of a jerkass streak though and we might have just triggered it.Momo looks cool headed but is a hot head while Yuzu doesn't seem to have much of a bad side at all (though Rich making a move might provoke the other two)>>24392586Katyusha can rub people the wrong way. Not everyone can be amused by her personality.
>>24392471Follow me @BlackJackGuPQ
>>24392654Seriously, gonna update when threads are gonna happen over twitter, because people said that was a good idea. Also unpredictable retail hours.
>>24392654i has no twatter, but i has dun bookmarked itlooking forward to next thread
>>24392699Seriously? Fine.NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST.https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>24392730I'll look forward to it BlackJack.
From the preview I think we might have to rule out the school council for romance options. Not the end of the world.
>>24392756Not that actually slapping Anzu would turn out well for us. She's an experienced luchador after all.
Someone gonna archive this?
>>24392799It wouldn't end well either way but if the MC feels like slapping her, I doubt he'd have romantic interest in her either.