You are the Commander of the M26E1 "Super" Pershing named "Black Jack" and you have just introduced yourself to Miho Nishizumi, another new student to Oorai. And the school carrier that your "little" transport ship won't stop getting bigger. It was actually getting rediculous at this point. Seriously."So you're new to Oorai as well?" You ask Miho, staring over at what would be your new home and willing it to just stop getting bigger as you got closer. This doesn't work.She blushes a bit, wearing an expression that made her seem like she was amazed someone was talking to her. "Yes. But what about you? Oorai is...""A girl's school." Rose states. "Well, they've got a pretty good reason for letting these guys in." She says. A forty-ton reason."Guys? There's more than one boy in your crew?" Miho asks incredulously."Well, yeah." You say, still not used to the idea that Senshado was largely a female sport. "Tanks are bit different in America- Rose here is actually the only girl on our crew.""I had heard before, but it still seems strange." She says thoughtfully.>"How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?">"Why did are you coming to Oorai?">"Rose said Black Forest Peak had a really good tank team. Are you going to join Oorai's team?"
>>24326035>"How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?"IT BEGINS.
>>24326035> "How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?""I mean, no offense, but it seems pretty masculine."
>>24326035>"Rose said Black Forest Peak had a really good tank team. Why are you going to join Oorai's team?"
>>24326035ITS TIME.>"How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?"IN AMERICA, tanks are symbols of the holy patriarchy.
>>24326035>>"How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?"HA HA TIME FOR GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!
Haha! Time for tanks! (If I didn't have to leave in like half an hour)[X] "How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?"
>"How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?"why would women want to drive tanks around? they don't have penises to compensate for.
>>24326035>"How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?"
>"Why did are you coming to Oorai?"
>>24326035>"How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?"That is the million dollar question isn't it.
>>24326266I still say we should waifu her. Or at least become bro's since she can fix a f***ing track by herself.
>ask girl who hates senshado about senshadoI like where this is going
>"How did Senshado become so... feminine in Japan?"Let the ruthless sniping at gaping plot holes commence at once!
>>24326471>Autism nowhere to be foundTruly she is pure beyond sanity
>>24326515Hey, Saki is awesome!
>>24326527I know, that's what I was saying
>>24326459I take it you didn't read the historical justifications for it in one of the /ak/ threads.
>>24326619Okay, well, as long as you mean well I'll go back to being mildly retarded.
>>24326627Probably something about staying within Article 9?
>"Why did are you coming to Oorai?"Nice typo
>>24326661IIRC it was something retarded like the fact that if you hit shells before they hit the tank they would explode harmlessly and once the dudes found this out they all went on a cheating spree batting shells away with bats and shinai and shit.So men cannot do tank battle
>>24326848That's like...uber derpy maximum autism retarded. Whoever thought that up should be shot. Repeatedly.
>>24326848That's all kinds of special. /ak/ usually isn't that retarded.
>>24326888It makes some sense in context. If their women are bad enough to engage in live-fire tank battles as a high-school sport, is it such a stretch that the men are bad enough dudes to deflect tank shells using only their trusty baseball bats?Yeah, no, its retarded. Funny mental image though.
"How did that happen, anyway? Senshado becoming a girl thing in Japan?" You ask. "I mean, when I think of feminine qualities, I don't exactly think of tankers." You say. Rose rolls her eyes. That last bit was definately for her benefit.Miho looks down, blanching a bit. You weren't sure if she was completely comfortable with the subject- a lot of Japanese tended to get quiet when you mentioned WWII. "I... I don't really know. I guess maybe they thought that if girls were the only ones who drove tanks then we wouldn't get in anymore wars." She kicks the deck a bit, clearly uncomfortable.You decide a change of subject might not go amiss. "So, Rose was saying Black Forest had a hell of a Tank team. Are you gonna join Oorai's tank team?" At this point the girl practically goes catatonic, staring off at a point a thousand yards behind your left shoulder."I... I'm sorry. I didn't... I didn't know that Oorai would have a tank team." The hell was wrong with her? You wave your hand in front of her face. "Maho, hey! Back to earth." She snaps out of it almost as quickly as it had come."I'm sorry. I have to go!" She says, pushing past you and Rose and disappearing below deck.>"Rose. What the hell was that about?">"Well, that was odd. I'm gonna go make sure Rick's staying out of trouble.">Wait, weren't you seasick? "WARRGGGRULLPHPT!"
>>24326627Oh I read them... then I laughed long and heartily at how terrible they were. This explanation is unlikely to be better, but I take a sadistic joy in watching people try to rationalize the retarded.
>>24326961>Wait, weren't you seasick? "WARRGGGRULLPHPT!"
>>24326961>>"Well, that was odd. I'm gonna go make sure Rick's staying out of trouble."Seasickness only works if you think about it.
>>24326961>Wait, weren't you seasick? "WARRGGGRULLPHPT!"That girl's a witch. I bet she caused the sickness.
>>24326961>"Rose. What the hell was that about?"
>>24326961>"Well, that was odd. I'm gonna go make sure Rick's staying out of trouble."
>>24326961>"Well, that was odd. I'm gonna go make sure Rick's staying out of trouble."Gotta keep an eye on our guy,eh?
>>24327008So I wasn't the only one that saw it!>>"Well, that was odd. I'm gonna go make sure Rick's staying out of trouble."
>Wait, weren't you seasick? "WARRGGGRULLPHPT!"
>>24326961>Wait, weren't you seasick? "WARRGGGRULLPHPT!"Now that we've successfully offended the first female we've met. Time to get back to the important business at hand: BLARGHARUUUUGH
>>24326961Really guys? We want to be seasick?
>>24327099The quickest way to a girls heart is vomiting on her.
>>24327099Fine we can cock block with our vomit
>>24327122I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
technically being sick would actually make sense, this distraction took our minds off it, now that it has passed, the feeling will return with the strength of many waves...
>>24327168>>24327122These are insightful
>>24327193my thoughts. Now let us hurl like the wind
>>24327099I don't get it either, but I might as well try pissing in the wind regardless. >"Well, that was odd. I'm gonna go make sure Rick's staying out of trouble."
>>24326961>"Rose. What the hell wARGGGRULLPHPT!"
>>24326961>"Rose wait! I just need to tell you one thing...I...I...WARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHLLLLPHPHT!!!"
"Hmm. I seem to have gotten over th...."*umph*"Nope! gotta dash""WARRGGGRULLPHPT!"
>>24327609Hey now, we're just tankers. Not some crazy magic dude who translates ancient tomes and rapes people against their wills.
>>24327473>"Rose, close your eyes, hold on, keep your eyes closed...do you trust me? Alright open your ey..WARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHLLLLPHPHT!!!"I've got that song from titanic stuck in my head now and it going oh so wrong,
>>24327630>some crazy magic dude who translates ancient tomes and rapes people against their wills.If thats the worst that comes of Walpurgisnacht, I'll fucking take it.
>>24327630Not yet at least.
>>24326266>>24326440>Jagdpanther-chanFuck yeah!>>24326961>"Well, that was odd. I'm gonna go make sure Ri- Wait, weren't you seasick? "WARRGGGRULLPHPT!"
Your mind now free of distraction, you remember your previous predicament as your stomach churns again. You make it to the railing just in time to violently heave... You just don't know what you're throwing up anymore. As far as you're concerned you've voided your body weight in vomit in the last half hour. Whatever is coming out of you at this point is no longer formerly food, but in all likelihood fluids and internal organs."You're not going to be puking the entire time we're at sea, are you?" Rose says annoyed. "Why didn't you pack some salt pills or whatever they use to cure seasickness? I did." She reaches into her jacket and produces a box with Japanese writing on it. "Rose." You begin, steading yourself on the railing. "Give me... Pills. Please." You say, between breaths and mini-heaves."Psh, You big baby." She tosses you a box and with all due haste you grab two of the tablets and swallow them, praying that they'll stay down. After a few moments without heaving you you relax a bit.>"So, seen Rick anywhere?">"Miho running off like that was kinda strange. Maybe we should go find her and make sure she's ok?"
>>24327902>>"So, seen Rick anywhere?">>"Miho running off like that was kinda strange. Maybe we should go find her and make sure she's ok?"Both of these can be accomplished.
>>24327902>"Miho running off like that was kinda strange. Maybe we should go find her and make sure she's ok?"American Friendliness HO!
>>24327902>So, seen Rick anywhere?">"Miho running off like that was kinda strange. Maybe we should go find her and make sure she's ok?"make sure Rick isnt doing weird things to Miho.
Miho needs her time?>"So, seen Rick anywhere?"
>>24327902>"Miho running off like that was kinda strange. Maybe you should go find her and make sure she's ok?">"Since, you know, I'd probably stick my foot in my mouth again.">"And vomit all over it too.">"I'll go look for Rick. Seen him anywhere?"
>>24327902>"Miho running off like that was kinda strange. Maybe we should go find her and make sure she's ok?"Wonder why she freaked out.
>>24327927I'll vote for both, but every other time I've tried Blackjack shut it down. This is Black Forest's fault.
>>24327902>"So, seen Rick anywhere?"Where is he ...
>>24327902>"Miho running off like that was kinda strange. Maybe we should go find her and make sure she's ok?"Gotta make sure everythings alright. Also:>Keep an eye out for Rick
>>24327936this, ALL of this
>>24327902>"Miho running off like that was kinda strange. Maybe we should go find her and make sure she's ok?"Rick's probably attempting to put the moves on her.
>>24327936I third this
>>24327936I approve of this
You compose yourself a bit. "So, that Miho girl seemed a bit freaked. I dunno, maybe we should go find her?" You say."Why? You think another smooth line of questioning like your last attempt will cheer her right up?" Rose says snarkily. "Isn't your business. Isn't my business. And I'd prefer not to insert ourself into the problems of crazy schoolgirls." She rolls her eyes. "Seriously, man, just let it go. You don't need to fix everyone you see here. Except maybe Rick.""Where is he, anyway?" You say, suddenly aware of his absense. "I haven't seen him since the dock, actually." You are suddenly very worried.You and rose blurt it out at the same time. "We need to find Roy.">Check his cabin.>Check the decks.>Find the girls, find the Rick.
>>24328488>Find the girls, find the Rick.
>>24328488>>Find the girls, find the Rick.
>>24328488>Find the girlsWho needs Rick?
>>24328488>Find the girls, find the Rick.Is there any doubt this is where he will be?
>>find the girls, find the Rick, giving them the dick, it's totally sick.
If there's a girl, there's a Rick.>>Find the girls, find the Rick.
Oh boy, I made it just in time for once!>Find the girls, find the Rick.
>>24328825Audrey Hepburn has some massive eyebrows, I just realized.
>>24328488>Find the girls, find the Rick.It's like seagulls and food.
You look at Rose and speak with urgency. "Ok, we're on a transport full of supplies and passengers bound for a Japanese Girl's School. Where would Rick be?"Rose matches your urgency. "Gotta find the women. He's probably making his move right now. Dumb bastard...""Ok, where do we even look?"Rose thinks for a moment. "There's a small cafe, down on the second deck down. Just coffee, tea and stuff but...""Good enough! Let's go!"You and your gunner all but run down the halls of the ship, finally finding a set of too-steep-for-comfort stairs. "Woah!" You hit them at speed and go tumbling. You hit the last step and immediately spring up. "Which way?! WHICH WAY?!" You ask Rose as she, more carefully, navigates the stairs down. "Uh, left!" You shove some poor sailor out of the way, eliciting a string of insults and demands to stop running.As you round the corner into the small Cafe area, you see Rick, on one knee holding the hand of a dark haired girl with a short, bobbed haircut.She is beat red."Th-THAT'S AGAINST SCHOOL REGULATIONS!"The open-handed blow she delivers to the side of his head is so powerful and unexpected it sends him sprawling. She walks off in an undignified huff.>"I see that Seventeen Japan is really paying dividends.">"Dammit, Rick.">"Are you ok?"
>>24329303>"I see that Seventeen Japan is really paying dividends."Then>"Dammit, Rick."
>>24329303>"I see that Seventeen Japan is really paying dividends.">"Dammit, Rick."
>>24329303>"Why didn't I bring a camera?"
>>24329303>"I see that Seventeen Japan is really paying dividends."
>>24329303>Hitting on SodokoOh now that just ain't cool, Rick.>"Dammit, Rick."
>>24329303>tried to score with Sodoko or one of the SodoclonesPoor Rick.>>24329303>"I see that Seventeen Japan is really paying dividends."
>>24329444>>24329538Well, at least it seemed to have some kind of effect.>"I see that Seventeen Japan is really paying dividends.">"Dammit, Rick."
"Dammit Rick. Just... Goddammit." You sigh as he picks himself off the floor. "You couldn't wait until we were at least on the schoolship." You bring your hands up and massage your temples."Just a setback." He says nonchalantly, dusting himself off. "Besides, plenty of other fish in the sea, right?"You and Rose stare at him. You speak first. "No, Rick. Just... Let it go. You don't need to hit on every girl you see." He looks hurt."But... Man, c'mon! We're gonna be the only guys around for miles, in the middle of a ship full of girls!" He looks at you. "They're all alone out here... They need a man to step up and keep them warm, give them companionshi-""No. NO! NO! NO!" Rose says. "Rick, remember what happened when you were the mascot back home? So you could get closer to the cheerleaders?""They loved me, though!""And what did Chuck Baker think of you putting the moves on his girlfriend? How did that turn out?"He stares at the ground, dejected. "Fine, but you can't stop me forever! One way or another they'll get to me!"Well, a temperary solution is good enough for now.>Explore the ship>Wait, why is grandpa on board?>Get some food.
>>24329880[ ] You suddenly feel your stomach heaving again.
>Wait, why is grandpa on board?
>>24329880>Wait, why is grandpa on board?REMOVE GRANDPA
>>24329880>Get some food.FOOD!
>>24329880Why the hell is grandpa on board?If it's to hit on that Jap captain we should slap his shit.
>>24329880>Wait, why is grandpa on board?This has something to do with the 'stops aging at 16' bit, I'm sure...
>>24329880>Explore the shipThe wanderlust is strong.
>>24329925Fuck you, thats the OTP.
>>24329880>Wait, why is grandpa on board?This seems like something important to mention to somebody.
>>24329948But what if we want that captain?
>>24329936>the 'stops aging at 16' bit, I'm sure...That shit is fucking TRUE!Pic related is FORTY-SIX! She looks like a woman in her 20s!
>>24329880"Rick, you said it yourself. we will be the only guys on the ship. don't go to the girls, the girls will go to you..."Why is grandpa on board?
>>24329971We don't eat Christmas cake.
>>24329880>>Explore the shipMight find somebody else to talk to. That or possibly find the girl Rick was hitting on and apologize for his actions
>>24329986But I like the cake...
>>24329995No. Now, if she has a little sister around our age...
>>24329971I've said it before, we only spread the seed of freedom among the purple majesty of our homeland. No yellow fever for us.
>>24330005Awwww....>>24330009Sooooo, the only valid target is Rose?Since technically all the other girls are Japanese?
>>24330009Dude.I advise you take a break from BioShock infinite for a few days.
>>24330009Inside every gook there is an American trying to get out.
>>24330037These people will know Freedom. One way or another.
>>24330030Rose is the best target because pursuing her will force the writer to come up with original and possibly interesting character traits rather than just giving us the one dimensional personality of the average GuP
>>24329880>>Explore the ship
>>24330131Now, I'm not gonna disagree with anything you say, because it's either true or opinion, but, don't you think it'd be ok to pursue others so he could develop their personalities beyond the traits they already have?
>>24330037Zachary Comstock Did Nothing Wrong.Also, Crew first, as we always say, why not extend that to romance?
>>24330175I'd rather an original character than his fan take on an existing one, but I can see the merit in your reasoning.
>>24330190Maybe because she called as a dope or something similar in an earlier thread?
>>24330175This. If he just used stock personalities or an original character, it sort of defeats the purpose of a GuP quest.>>24330190Likely becuase the MC sees her too much as a friend to go after. You know "One of the boys"
>>24330190>why not extend that to romance?Because crew are family. You wouldn't fuck your sister, would you?WOULD YOU?
>>24330220People can still talk shit about their friends. It's in the charter.
>>24330220That was categorical and we were coming on a little strong. Plus ain't no point in getting with a girl that can't dish out a little smacktalk
>>24330247This.>>24330246Well, I would, but my sister has excellent tits and is not blood related, so.>>24330241Nigger, we will fuck someone inside Blackjack, might as well be someone used to being there.
>>24330246You are in an /a/ related thread.
>>24330271>not wanting a threesome (OF FREEDOM!) with Yukari and Kay
>>24330292Why not become a Tankophile and make some sweet love to Blackjack?
>>24330292There can be no freedom if you dilute the American race. We must remain steadfast in the face of foul eastern promises.
>>24330292You sir, have excellent taste.
>>24330261>>24330247True. But I'd still like to see what happens with the other girls before declaring for (basically) the only one we've met so far.
>>24330271>implying Yukari wouldn't be turned on by such a thing.Again, going after Rose would sort of defeat the whole GuP thing and likely cause most of the readers to leave.>>24330322Get your head out of your ass or better yet, get out of this thread, xenophobe.>>24330328I agree.
you guys are all thinking waay too smallwe will fuck every female on the schoolship, WITH blackjackAMERICA FUCK YEA
>>24330322I don't care what they say, there's no way Kay is actually Japanese. And I wouldn't mind hooking up with her friend either, the cool shooty one, not the radio bitch.
>>24330328The first girl rule runs deep. It will be hard to dislodge her from he seat.
>>24330322A TRUE superior race demonstrates it's dominance by NTRing the men of every other race.
I must say all the MERIKANS have effectively ran what was an amusing jokes so deep into the ground that it came out in china.
>>24330380Now we need to do it again to end up in America.
>>24330322Yeah you're kinda being retarded. If you want to spread the American race you've got to outbreed all the other inferior races by sexing up their women.
>>24330348She could easily be Anglo-Japanese. Possibly the granddaughter of an American GI.
>>24330367I don't think Rose is really on the radar except for those 'MERICUNTS and I think the MC unwittingly bringing up Miho's trauma might undo her first girl advantage.>>24330404And a reminder: Americans are mostly mutts of various European countries. That and America isn't about blood, but about spirit.
We are gonna be the only dudes. There is no reason to limit ourselves to one waifu.
>>24330399Working on it.I will settle for spreading freedom as wide as possible in the absence of keeping America pure, you unpatriotic troglodytes.You will rue this day, rue it, I tell you. I swear on Andrew Jackson's massive, Seminole slaughtering testicles.
>>24330341He's just running a BioShock Infinite reference into the ground, because he thinks it's funny.
>>24330425Other than, y'know, true rabu.
>>24330440It wasn't that until the other guy brought it up, you know.Besides, I am done with it. Let's go after whoever we want, we are free to do so. You know, because we are American, and we have freedom.
>>24330425Hello Matoko, how was your nice boat?
>>24330498Yeah, multiple waifus is a bad idea when all options can operate armored vehicles.
>>24330498Let me rephrase.There is no need to limit ourselves to any waifus when we can just have a bunch of casual sex
would you speds stop arguing about waifu's and vote so we can proceed?
>>24330543Because that's totally how those girls operate, just getting sexed up by random American's.
>>24330554We're proceeding anyways, the writer's just slow.
>>24330554I am reasonably certain everyone already did, and I hope that no one was actually taking any of that seriously.
>>24329880>Wait, why is grandpa on board?Remove grandpa.
>>24330572It's /tg/, somebody did even if we didn't mean it.
>>24330589Fair enough, I'll just go back to jacking off to daggeurrotypes of Andrew Johnson until Op posts again.
"So, my grandfather's on board." You announce as thing have calmed a bit."Grampa Russels?! Awesome!" Rich says excitedly. "...Yeah." Your grandfather is Rich with about sixty more years of experience with getting women out of their pants and into his. Even in his eighties he still managed to get blushes and nervous giggles out of women young enough to be his grandaughter. And he was here in Japan with you. "He never bothered telling me he was going, didn't even know he was here until I walked into my cabin.""You didn't know?" Rose says to you quizzically. "He told us about it back in May.""Yeah, man. We've known for months!" Rick affirms."And you guys didn't think to tell me?" You say flatly. You mentally picture all manner of violence in your head. It you helps keep your cool."We figured you knew! He didn't tell you?" That... decrepid... son of a... old... Your mind nears emergency anger shut-down. But then you kick yourself for not seeing it coming. This is exactly the kind of stunt he'd pull. It's exactly the kind of stunt you'd pull. Damnable genetics.You sigh. "Alright, so we've got like a half an hour before we dock with Ooarai. Can we just stay out of trouble for that long?">Explore>Apologize to the Sodoclone.>Secure supplies.
>Apologize to the Sodoclone.Diplomacy ho!
>>24330624>Apologize to the Sodoclone.Can't very well start this by making enemies.
>>24330624>Throw Grandpa overboard
>>24330624>Apologize to the Sodoclone.Gotta make sure Rick doesn't mess up our rep even before we hit the school
>>24330624>Apologize to the Sodoclone.Make a friend before you need one Dipomacy blah blah
>>24330624>Apologize to the Sodoclone.Did I mention that America has a fine tradition of reasonable and skilled diplomats?
>>24330624>Secure Supplies.Better to have and not to need, than need and not to have.
>>24330624>Apologize to the SodocloneIf we get in with the Sodoclones, we might have a good chance at getting to Mako.If not that, we'll at least have their back whenever they get into the game. A Char B1 would be a good wingman to our Pershing.
>>24330675You mean gunboat diplomacy and fucking up the shit of people we don't like?>Apologize to Sodoclone
>>24330646Second.Then>Apologize to the Sodoclone.
>Apologize to the Sodoclone.Damage control.
>>24330697As I said, reasonable and skilled.
>>24330562You ever been to a boarding school or a college?
>>24330624>>Apologize to the Sodoclone.
>>24330713Ok, just making sure.I'ma just gonna leave this here for you.
>>24330718Yep and for some reason the girls pants don't just magically slide off, I wonder why that is?
>>24330756You weren't going into the right houses or lowering your standards sufficiently.
>>24330747You say it like its a bad thing.Theodore Roosevelt.American President. War Hero. Great White Hunter. Businessman. Sent a fleet of warships around the world for no reason in one of the most flagrantly expensive and unnecessary dickwaving displays in the history of mankind.Receives 1906 Nobel Peace Prize.American Diplomacy. Fucking works.
>>24330810Hey, no, I was agreeing with you. See, here's what I think.
>>24330775I go to a catholic school, sadly enough. And I refuse to let my standards get too low.
"Alright, Rich. Stay here. I'm gonna go try to smooth over your impending sexual harassment claim." You say, shoving your driver down into a chair. "Stay. Rose, want to come with me in case this ends up needing a feminine touch?" Then you remember who you're talking to. "Well, close enough to feminine." She rolls her eyes at you. "Fine but only because of your constant foot-in-mouth syndrome. Don't need you making this worse by trying to bring up Hiroshima in the apology."The two of you start combing the halls for the and it doesn't take long before you find her in a small lounge area just below the bridge.>Handle this yourself.>Let Rose make the move.
>>24330862As a guy who graduated from a Catholic School, I can tall you that has no bearing on not getting laid. Repression makes them horny as hell, man.
>>24330899> Bring up Fukushima in the apologySee, we didn't mention WW2.
>>24330862>I go to a catholic school>Present tenseUnaerage B&
>>24330899>Let Rose make the move.It's the Borg Queen herself. We aren't qualified for this.
>>24330899>Handle this yourselfWe are Ricks commander, it's only right we do it.
>>24330905Its like, half Catholic. Not enough repression, not freewheeling enough to just fuck anyone. Also, handle yourself. Just say we're sorry our, "Insert Rich's job here" is an asshole and we'll try and keep a better eye on him.
>>24330923He might be a senior.
>Handle this yourself
>>24330899'I apologize for the earlier indiscretions of my crewmember'
>>24330923There are Catholic universities in the US, believe it or not.
>>24330899>Handle this yourselfWe're the commander here, its our duty.Plus, we need to work to overcome our foot-in-mouth syndrome. Practice makes perfect.
>>24330945On a serious note, this is the best option.
>>24330899>Handle this yourself."I know you people are still mad about WWII, but that's in the past." Make her so mad at us that she forgets Rich.
>>24330899Let's do it ourselves and have Rose provide backup..or something.
>>24331007How about no...
>>24330899>Handle this yourselfBest to make a strong impression with the Fun Police
>>24331007Nope.jpg>>24330899[X] Let Rose make the first move.-- [X] Back her up when needed.
>>24330899>Handle this yourself.We will apologize for the rude behaviour of our driver.
>>24331034Switching vote to:>Handle this yourself.Make sure to emphasize how much of a dolt said driver is.
We are the CAPTAIN, I don't care if we end up tenderly fellating our foot, heis our responsibility to make amends for our crew's transgressions.
>>24331092This man knows the true duty of an officer, bravo.
>>24330899>Handle this yourself.crew and tank is commanders responsibility
>>24331092In tanks, the term is Commander. Still responsible for the actions of our people though.
>>24331092I agree, we responsible now.
>>24330899>Handle this yourself.We're gonna have to get used to dealing with her, given ricks proclivities. Gonna be so many harassment complaints to deal with. Might as well start off right.
So, just realized, our crew is named almost entirely of R'sRichRoyRosePat(rick)And unnamed MC
>>24331209All to screw with the Japanese.
>>24331225But that's a last name..
>>24331248[insert joke about how we can do what we want because we're American and have FREEDOM here]
>>24331280We shall be called ROOSEVELT.Last name teddy
>>24331287(me again)or just teddy because we're not retarded.
>>24331280Well, we can, but I don't see the need to joke about it.Roosevelt would be fine too.
You approach the still angry-looking girl. "Uh, hey!" You start, moving towards her. "Hi. Yeah. I just wanted to apologize for my driver." You say, trying to be as non-aggressive as possible. "He's a bit of a skirt chaser." You introduce yourself. "We're actually new to the school, so I just wanted to make sure we didn't get off on the wrong foot with anyone." You hope you're getting somewhere. "So, what's your name, anyway? I don't think we've been introduced." You hold out your hand."Your friend is a swine!" She starts, angrily. "Believe me, we know." Rose quips."And why are there boys going to Oorai! It's a girls school! Boys are against regulations!" She demands angrily."They've got a good reason." You repeat from earlier. "But, listen, sorry about my driver. He is a swine and I've talked to him and it won't happen again." Rose glances at you. Yeah, blatent lie is blatent, but maybe it'll help.The girl looks at you. "Fine. I'll accept your apology." She shakes your hand. "I'm Sono Midoriko.""Pleased to make the acquaintence." You say, politely.At this point you hear a loud, girlish scream. Coming from the cafe.Shit.
>>24331317Goddamnit Rick so help me I will castrate you myself...
Next Time on Girls und Panzer Quest.>The crew arrives at Ooarai>We knock over a trash can.>Black Jack has fans.GuPQ will return tomorrow at 5PM!(Hopefully with a less-sick questrunner!)
>>24331317"You wouldn't happen to be a driver would you? Because I might be in need of a new here shortly."
>>24331317Oh god DAMMIT, Rich!
>>24331317Rich just got kicked in the balls didn't he?
>>24331370See you on the morrow, Blackjack. I'll down a Sam Adams for ya.Feel better.
>>24331317FIVE MINUTES MOTHERFUCKER! YOU COULDN"T STOP FUCKING ABOUT FOR JUST FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
>>24331375>>24331379>>24331370Hey BlackJack, is it Pat(rick) or Rich that's the Skirt chaser? we need clarity!
>>24331370Two days in a row? how bold.
>>24331395Seriously? You need clarity on that? After what we've been through tonight with Rich?Rich is the skirtchaser. Patrick is the dumb mick bastard.
>>24329880>>24331427Uhm, well you posted that we were mad at Rick if you'll refer to the above...
>>24331436that isn't a good thing, great way to burn out.
>>24331317I swear to the Almighty, if that brainless idiot was trying to put the moves on Hana or Saori...
>>24331483All the Garupans are off limits. ALL OF THEM.
>>24331472I know, it's why I only run Tavern Quest on Saturdays. But hey, the HP Nasuverse guy does it well, and there are those crazy fuckers running Psion Quest and so on.
>>24331512Their tanks on the other hand. Those are up for grabs.
It's going to be fun when Rich realizes there are in fact men on the boat.
>>24331549You'd have to fight Yukari to the death first, though.
>>24331417BFQ went for 107 threads back to back, atleast 1 a day.Props to OP for the effort he's putting into this, I look forward to the next ep
>>24331527>Does it wellIn my experience with stories, going beyond a certain rate invites burn out sooner or later. Those who have outright defied this I can count on one hand at most.I'm just showing concerns as I want to see this last, not burn out. This comes off as newbie over-zealousness.>>24331512Why>>24331573See above.
>>24331605I understand, as a Questrunner myself I know about burnout, but I think Blackjack knows what he's doing.
>>24331483>Rick's face when he sees DAT VOLLEYBALL TEAM ASS
>>24332644Rich.The skirt-chasing driver is Rich.Rick is our dumb Mick radioman.
>>24332644>>24332666We're never going to stop getting the two confused.Motion to forge paperwork to change Rich's legal name to "God Dammit Rich"?
>>24332934Just remember, "Rick the Mick".
In the GuP universe, senshado is practiced by women all over the world, including America. Already off to a bad start, rather not read the rest of this thread.
>>24333790You will not be missed.
>>24333790And your point would be?
>>24331452Ah, sorry, I read that now. Chalk it up to the sinus infection.As for doing two in a row, I'm basically doing these on my days off and happened to get two days off in a row. Mostly just trying to move the story along as quickly as possible before things slow down. (For example next week I've only got two quest days available: Sunday and Friday. Every other day I work too late. :/
Polite reminder to put "quest" in your quest thread subject fieldNo, a "Q" doesn't count