>>24285365We really should check their identities.
We need more Robert art. stat.
>>24285414for some reason, I always see him with a thin soul patch, he just has that look.
>>24285447At 11? Impressive.
>>24285457I know right?
>>24285365we need a version of the Opening where sam actually does come back now
>>24285444>>24285227wat r u doing op, stop it
>>24285414>>24285447Funny you should mention that...
>>24285588And of course I forget the image.
>>24285447>>24285457My cousin had a full beard at 12, maybe he's a freak of nature.
Are you still here OP?
>>24285627Probably some poorfag whose family stuffes him with cheapest meat. Dem cow anabolics and artificial growth hormones.
>>24285653They did eat quite a bit of spam back in the day.
You time in Hogwarts and the tricks which have been pulled on you have made you wary. “Robert what is your dream?”“To find what mystery is left in the world”Good enough. “Olivia, how long did my parents say you could stay at my home for the break?”“They didn’t” she says “I invited you”Two for two “Where are the others?” you ask “They decided not to come after the carriage incident” she saysYou realize that Robert must know about the Trident now. “Does he know?” you say, gesturing to Robert. “I figured most of it out” he says “Olivia helped with the rest”>Damn you Olivia>I’m glad you’re both here>We should try out the mannequin>other
>>24285673"They think I'm a monster don't they..."Also>I’m glad you’re both here>We should try out the mannequin
>>24285673>“They decided not to come after the carriage incident” she says>other"I... understand."It's a good thing we never allowed them to get a close as Olivia.
>>24285673How much time do we have?
>>24285673>>I’m glad you’re both hereand>>We should try out the mannequintry combine the parts we already savage with the mannequin
>>24285673>>I’m glad you’re both here>Damn you Olivia, let me be all dark and mysterious, stop foisting social contact on me
>>24285673>We should try out the mannequin>other"And...thanks, for helping. I know you're both risking a lot here to come and help."
>>24285673>I’m glad you’re both hereThe others don't like us any more because we're an evil torturess ;_;
>>24285673"I'm glad you're both here." "We should test the mannequin straight away - I've already enchanted the crystal ball."
>>24285673>I’m glad you’re both here>We should try out the mannequin
>>24285673>>I’m glad you’re both here> OtherWe don't have that much time left. Charles is going to win the contest soon, so I humbly thank you for your help.
>>24285726>The others don't like us any more because we're an evil torturess ;_;If we torture them enough, they'll like us again :D
>>24285699Add this too!
>>24285726Evil is such a strong term>>24285754DAMMIT ANON, THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS
>>24285673>“They decided not to come after the carriage incident” she saysStop making me sad OP.
>>24285815its mah job
“They think they’re a monster don’t they?” you say, looking down at your feet. The others aren’t sure what to say so instead resolve to saying nothing. “Can’t say I blame them”You turn to Robert and the mannequin and furrow your brow in concentration. “Thank you both for coming; I won’t forget what you’ve done for me”“That’s what friends do, they look out for each other” says Robert. “We should test the mannequin” you say, drawing your wand “I’ve prepared the crystal ball”Roll 1d100
Rolled 72>>24285907ohh no
>>24285907do we get want reroll?
Rolled 23>>24285899H-here I go!
So, a 4 on that d4 roll would have netted us Joel, Nigel, and that other girl?
>>24285907>>24285917>>24285921Fate point that shit.
>>24285907...Burn a fate point?
>>24285907aw snap son
Rolled 94>>24285907>>24285917>>24285921holy fucking shit
>>24285907Reroll that shit! Use our wand! Fate point! Something!
>>24285929One of them was always going to come. The rest where up to the dice gods.
>>24285938>>24285937Seeing these rolls, I don't think a re-roll is worth it right now.
"Listen, I can't tell you how much it means to me to be able to talk to you however briefly, much less the help with the mannequin. But I don't want either of you getting in trouble for being near me right now. Everyone around me gets hurt and I don't want bad things to happen to you too."
>>24285970BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS! MOTHERFUCKER! BELIEVE!
Rolled 91>>24285948Lady of the green eyes? Have I wronged you in some way?
>>24285962So if we'd rolled 4 we wouldn't have lost most of our friends?This is officially worse than when everyone thought Harry was the Heir of Slytherin.
>>24285984>heart of the cardsGo away.
>>24285990I think you might need to stop rolling for a while
>>24285994but we still have Olivia, we will always have Olivia.
We need to fate point it.
how many do we have left?
>>24285899Also>"They think they're a monster don't they?"No Millie, I don't think thats quite it.
>>24286086No kidding. I giggled. But, yeah. It's late at night over there and HPQuest probably hasn't slept in a while now.
By the way, what did the mannequin in our vision look like? Don't want Robert to actually steal it once we're done with our magic, and bring it to his Slytherin friend.
>>24286086heheheheThis is one of those times a fate point'll help a fair bit.
>>24286129Burn that shit, yo.
>>24286120Too hazy to tell.
>>24286129We spend a fate point!
>>24286129>>24286136BURN THAT FATE POINT!
Rolled 23>>24286119it's 1:45 if he's a brit
>>24286129Well then burn that shit.
>>24286129I would prefer using our wand to re-roll things first. Is that possible in this situation?
>>24286150USE THIS! USE THIS!
>>24286162This. I hope.
>>24286162I doubt it, we weren't using our wand
>>24286169>>24286150THIS WAS ENTIRELY INTENTIONALTRUST ME, AS FAR AS YOU KNOW I'M A DOCTOR
>>24286188BUT YOU'RE AN ELF.YOU CAN'T BE A DOCTOR.YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL.
>>24286129Alright, fine. Let's use the Fate Point.
>>24286162The problem with that is I'm pretty sure re-rolling means he'd take the second roll?
>>24286162I always forget about that. RE-ROLL. WITH FEELING.
Rolled 51>>24286223COME ON
>>24286236NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Rolled 80>>24286236DAMN MY MEDIOCRITY
>>24286249>>24286236is 51 fine?
>>24286236K, now we fate point that shit.
>>24286268Mid-level - Not a failure but not great either.
>>24286288Well, its better than a 70.
>>24286288I wanna burn it anyways, get that delicious nat one flavor.
>>24286288I'll take it! Medicore is fine too. And we shouldn't be too eager to use our Fate Points.
>>24286316Okay role fate point BONUS: Any more than 51 you get to re-roll for free.
>>24286340Well hey, don't just base it on my opinion.
>>24286288I don't want to use a fate point on this. 51 is okay-ish.
Rolled 64>>24286340LAST TRY FROM ME
>>24286371Awful, just awful.
>>24286371fuck everything, i'm out
Rolled 52>>24286340>BONUS: Any more than 51 you get to re-roll for free.>64Rerolling
Rolled 58>>24286371I hate you.
Rolled 95>>24286397First roll of tonight
>>24286411>rolled 51>rerolled 52huehuehur
>>24286420You can take this or keep the fate point.
Rolled 36>>24286340Yeah, this isn't going to work out well.
Since >>24286420 is the first and only roll under 51, can it count?
>>24286416then roll lower dickwad
>>24286439I vote we take the 4, this is an important roll.Don't we get a roll to see if we keep the fate point anyway?
>>24286439Already posted my opinion/vote here>>24286366
>>24286439We can take the 4?Okay then.
Rolled 19>>24286464I think he's letting us trade in that ability for the redonkulus number of rerolls we took.
>>24286439Take the 4
>>24286439I vote we take the 4we can get it back when someone not cursed by the dice gods rolls it
>>24286439Let's take the 4. We need a good mannequin for this to work.
>>24286420TAKE IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT
>>24286439How many more days of school are there?
>>24286521God dammit doodles, use euclidean die
>>24286531You're about 2/4 way through the school year.
>>24286340We should have taken the 51...
>>24286690Can we call Soup to bring Nathaniel to us now?
With the help of Robert and Olivia you set up the mannequin in the middle of the carpet and make sure Elise and Tara are safely out of the way. You take your wand and cast the assembly spell with your correct intention in mind. The Crystal ball floats from the ground and strikes the chest of the puppet which hollows and makes room. Chunks of woods litter the floor before reassembling themselves into cogs and mechanisms which fit inside the base of the puppet. When it is finished you can’t help but admire your own handy work.“Did it work?” says Robert, walking up and poking it. “The only way to know is to give it to Nathaniel and try” you say“We could find him now but I think we’d get caught” says Olivia, turning into an adorable strategist. “I think we should wait till tomorrow evening, it’s a Saturday after all, and then go find Nathaniel, deal?”>Choose plan
>>24286690>>Choose planCan we summon Soup and ask if he'd be so kind and fetch Nathaniel for us?
>>24286593...Half?We're only halfway through?Dear fucking god.I'm not sure if one fate point is good enough to last that long.
>>24286702We do this shit now.
>>24286713I'm guessing the luck trait doesn't count any more due to this deal, eh?
>>24286702Might as well go for the gold!
>>24286724Roll 1d10 - crit 1 gets you it back
Rolled 8>>24286737H-here I go!
>>24286754Well... It's a crit.
>>24286754Rien de visage quand.
Rolled 1>>24286754THANK YOU FOR BEING THE QUICKEST.
>>24286754You glorious bastard.
>>24286702well olivia and Robert can tell the ghost that his body is ready in our room with us, this we know nothing wouldn't go wrong
>>24286702Like >>24286700 and >>24286707 said, try to do it now. Also ask Olivia to go down to the quidditch shack with Joel and Nigel. I would ask Robert to go, but I don't trust him. Maybe Joel and Nigel will still go with Olivia if we aren't with them.
>>24286702"Won't someone notice the DADA dummy is missing?"
>>24286702I'll go with Robert's plan for now.
>>24286702Ask Olivia and Robert to fetch Nathaniel with the help of the rest of the gang, if they are willing. Tell them to start at the shed.
>>24286824In Hogward students always steal all kind of stupid shit and get away with it
>>24286702like >>24286707 said, we can just get soup to grab him
Lets do this shit now, fuck waiting for tomorrow.
>>24286702Yeah that sounds good, but should we ask Robert to keep an eye on Charles?A: Because he's the Slytherin candidate and we know he's probably close to finishing the mannequin if he hasn't alreadyB: because we still feel kind of bad about casting that spell on him, and hope we didn't do any permanent damage.
>>24286886We still don't even know if his works.
Soup can't be called. He comes precisely when he means to.
>>24286943>He comes precisely when he means to.How lewd!
>Wait till tomorrow>Go out now>other
>>24286943Can we call our House Elf? The ties for them and their family go beyond that of parents disowning us.
>>24287015>Go out nowTime is almost up.
>>24287038Nah they don't have mental bonds.
>>24287015I'm in the minority here but wait till tomorrow.
>>24287015Lets take care of it tomorrow, we want our bases loaded, the deck stacked, and every other metaphor for having the odds in your favor
>>24287015Go out now
>>24286943he's an elf, if you say his name and he's in your service, he'll come>othercheck the future
>>24287015The problem is that we don't know where Nathaniel is, only where he may be an indeterminate amount of time in the future (or past, but lets not think like that).Wait until tomorrow, but ask Olivia and Robert to see if they can have him agree to meet in a certain place tomorrow night.
>>24287078He's a free elf.
Why don't we get some other ghosts to fetch him?
>>24287056What? You say his name and he'll come. Hell one of the elves in the books was drowning and probably dead and his owner called for him and he came.
try this >>24287129and if that dose it work try >>24287064
>>24287112I don't remember them losing all their mojo if they got freedMaybe like devils, they can hear if you say their name
>>24287168Eh, I think that's to neutralize him from solving all our problems.As seen with Sam, Soup does what he wants.
>>24287351Well, we can phrase it in a way he'd appreciatesoup, if your around could you please help me?
“We should wait till tomorrow” you tell them, before thanking them again for what they’ve done for you. When you ask Olivia if the DADA performance would be looking for those who stole it she shrugged. “Olivier’s rich, or close enough, I’m sure he’ll find a suitable replacement, the show isn’t for another two weeks”You decide to convene tomorrow and have them find you before the evening. “We’ll find Nathaniel for you and meet up somewhere” says Robert>Choose meet-up
>>24287423I was under the impression that House-elves would only come when called because they are bound to obey their masters by magic. A free elf might not realize he is being called.
>>24287470it's their own magic, like goblin's artificing, it's never explained HOW it works because wizards don't know. no one in the books gave enough fucks to learn about it
>>24287460Room of Requirement
>>24287460How about on the floor of the Room of Requirement.Less chance of getting caught.
>>24287518WORST POSSIBLE IDEA. WE'RE VIOLENTLY HYDROPHOBIC
>>24287534Going with this.
>>24287560Which is why no one would suspect us.But yeah, meeting here would be ideal.It's not like ghosts can't find this place.
>>24287600The problem is that our fear of large bodies of water is not well known.
It would be better to meet by the edge of the forbidden forest, or better still where all those holes were. How are you going to explain Nathaniel and his new body?Best to get it over with all at oncecaptcha: Robert dropprov
>>24287720Yes it is, says the guy who wants to go to the lake shore.
ooc did anybody archive this thread?
>>24287763Ah, that is a good point.Though how are we going to get there?
>>24287787walk out. Shouldn't be hard.
>>24287818think we could find the junk room in the room of requirement and find an invisibility cloak, or ingredients for an invisibility potion?
>>24287818I meant without any teachers seeing us.
>>24287943Tell them to have Robert wait at Bergle's cabin.It's close to the Forbidden Forest and should be unoccupied right?
>>24287964This sounds good to me.
>>24287964not a bad planit's occured to me that this room is almost certainly watched
>>24287981Yeah, so how do we evade the watchers on us that are undoubtedly going to follow us?
>>24288031it's a room of requirement, it's kinda like a genie. we ask it for a way from here to the location we specify that is unobservable to outsiders and will remain in place until we return through it
>>24287981I don't know, I don't think most wizards are that smart.Or if that's even possible in the Room of Requirement.I mean it seems to be based around what we need.
>>24287964And by Robert, I mean Nathanial....I'm tired.
>>24288081>>24288031>>24287981>>24287964Alright1) Ask room to give passage to the grounds out of sight from teachers2)Meet with Robert and Olivia and Nathaniel3) Get trident4) profit
>>24288115sounds good to me
You run through the plan; they’ll get in contact with Nathaniel and meet you at the forbidden forest where you fought the house elves. You’ll use the room of requirement to give you a hidden shortcut there. With the plan set they say goodnight, give you a tight hug, and leave as quietly as possible.(calling it for tonight)
>>24288211Thank you for the quest! :D Can't wait to see what happens. Here's hoping that we're not too late.
>>24288211awesome, catch you next time OP, maybe this time The dice gods won't FUCK ME OVER CONSTANTLY
>>24288211next times gonna be sick as hell OP. Keep on rocking.
Who else feels like we're too late?
>get off work after the wrapupHPPPQUESSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTwell, fuck. so what, we have 2 friends now? And we're a pariah to the whole student body? Jesus. Where's that headmaster? And why do all the authority figures keep isolating us from those we care about?WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>24288620Yeah, that's why I was for sending someone to the shed. Not much we can do now though, except keep an eye on the slytherin contestant whose name escapes me.
>>24288620also, this.WHY DIDNT YOU GUYS GO TONIGHT!?! we can't see that far into the future, charles has probably won by now! URRGHHTTFGHSDS
>>24288665What would we have done by going there?Stop being stupid.
>>24288680what's the point of knowing the future if you don't do anything about it?omgggg :(
>>24288743>:Dokay I'll stop now
>>24288665My paranoia was telling me that Robert and Olivia has been followed by one of Charle's friends. If they've seen our pair of friends exit our room with what looks like a completed mannequin, Charles and his cohorts would have ambushed them and taken our hard work away from us. I don't think he, Charles, has even started working on the mannequin at all. I have a feeling that Professor Bergle made a deal with Charles since he was a contestant. Bergle would goad one of the three other houses to build them the mannequin and once it would be completed, they would steal it from them. When Charles knew of the location of the trident, Bergle would of dealt with him easily, and he would finally have ownership of the trident. However, there is the other side of the coin that's telling me that I'm completely wrong. Anyway, I'm taking Robert's advice as I trust him since he came with Olivia. I trust Olivia's trust.
>>24288945Fi this didn't make any sense, I'm sorry. Drinking.
>>24288743We did do something with it.It made us get our ass in gear and do the spells....How the fuck did Robert and Olivia know when to show up with the dummy, after we already figured out the necessary rituals?
>>24288945olivia may still be our friend, but considering all we've done does her still being here for us make her a good friend? or a bad judge of character? Trusting Robert because Olivia trusts him is a poor decision in my opinion.At any rate, if charles's cohorts think they're going to do anything to intimidate us or stop us from doing as we please they've got another thing coming.
>>24288945I'm thinking along the same lines, except I think Robert is one of Charles's friends.
>>24288962something is wrong here. really fucking wrong here.We're being isolated from everyone we know and our friends just show up with what we need?Something's wrong. we need to get the fuck out of this room asap. Something is really, really wrong at this school.
>>24288962They've been confirmed as friends when we asked them questions that they would only know.>>24288962We didn't fall in despair or in complete anger, which I feared would happen. I'm happy with our progress.>>24289058Well, you have a point, but it wasn't Joel that came with Olivia. It was Robert. Now there is a possibility that the rest of our friends are kidnapped, and Olivia is doing this just to keep them from being shredded. But, again, paranoia on my part.>>24289064I'm willing to trust Robert as much as this is certainly a possibility.
>>24288930Well... you have to be careful with foresight. Otherwise we would become Oedipus.
>>24289223Well... mainly his father.
Not to worry everyone, when the trident reveals itself we will just have to immediately drop it in the one place with more security than Azkaban.Mother fucking Gringots.
>>24289266yeah, but then they'll know, and they're probably going to be obligated to report it to some wizarding branch of governent, who's going to be like "ho ho ho, y thnk u leetle girl, but zat trident ACTRUARY berong to different persons! u no can haz, but ty doe!"oooo, fuck this gay school. if only we were older and more powerful noone would tell us what to do and where to go and how to act.
>>24289266We should transfigure it into a necklace or something we keep with us at all times
>>24289328>Goblins>Obligated to do shit but be completely uncontrolled banker pseudo Jews.Pretty sure they don't answer to jack shit as long as you have a bank vault.
>>24289443i don't know, if it were someone elses money or jewels that'd be one thing, but if i walk into a bank with the Mona Lisa and say "hey guys, put this in my safe, will ya? thanks." they're probably going to tell someone about it. No, we'd have to find a place to keep it ourselves. People'd be coming from all corners of the earth to take it from us if they knew.
>>24289546Lost artifacts generally aren't claimed by anyone but the folks who find them if their original owners are dead.
i passed out in the middle of the first thread. I got some reading to do.
>>24293178Yes you do.
>>24297022just waiting to see if you are gonna do another thread today
>>24297177I surely hope so.
>>24297022>>24297177>>24297203Yeah going to be on in a bit. Might be able to round off the first year in 40 threads.
>>24289546Goblins don't seem to actually care what you put in your vault as long as it's not some ancient shit they made and they want back (like Godric's sword). Bellatrix had the Hufflepuff cup in there no problem. We need a bank vault that isn't Fauxly's, at least if we aren't planning to use the Trident to get into Dad's good graces again as if a Ravenclaw artifact would help How much to open a vault at Gringott's?
>>24297254I do feel bad about that. Above all Millie's bad relationship with her parents hurts her the most.;___;
>>24297279>is god>feels remorseful about situations he created.
>>24297308Sounds about right.
yay for me losing another thread! Yay for OP making another! Yay(s?) alla around!
>>24297331>wake up>time for 4chan>thread still hereFukken sweet
>>24297360your threads are almost always up for nearly 24 hours
>>24297360More like>get to work>sort bullshit>time for 4chan>this thread>notagain.gif>wait there might be anotherI am a Winner today.
>>24297422is that a..? holy shit it's a lion.
Feel my dark power.
>>24297385>fall asleep in middle of last thread because i stayed up all night from the thread before that waiting>wake up >get up to date>wait all night>feeling kinda shitty>checking auto update every five seconds>HPQ is back>says there is another thread on the way>sigh of relief >today was a good day>>24297507i feel it master
>>24297507Master! Master! Where's the trident I've been after?
I wasn't expecting any to post after I did. Cool.
>>24297603look you killed it
>>24297765Do you think Millie will become the next Tom riddle?
>>24297891No, i won't allow it.
>>24297891No, I don't think so.
>>24297891she obviously already is. I blame Cambodian Death Wizards.
Feel it .
Do you think the new romp will be>Millie, Olivia, Robert>Harriet, Joel, Nigel, Sam?
>>24298335why not>millie, olivia, robert, joel, nigel, samnigel and joel are pussys but they are still our friends.
>>24298381They didn't even come to help us when the going got tough.
>>24298422>>24298381they are eleven. what would have we done in their stead? mad props to olive and rob for their gargantuan balls
>>24298469don't you ever refer to her as olive again
>>24298469>>24298422I understand why they didn't come *cough* dicegods *cough* and i think it can be dealt with in character. We need to let them know they need to man up to roll with us. Robert came cuz he is in little boy love with us and Olivia came because she is brotier.
>>24298469Harry and Ron went out save a crying Hermione from a mountain troll when they were elevenThem coming out to us when the chips are down is a mark of true friendshipincidently.. Harry had a run in with a jinx'd broom as well in his first year...
>>24298611cleaning supplies have a reputation for turning on you at hogwarts.
>>24298611that's why I give props to Olivia and Robert; It's just expected from kid that age to feel fear, though, and so it's not that hey are a bunch of mudballs, it's just the headmaster that is putting us in the worst place possible (except Azkaban; and I doubt any memeber of the wizengamot would condemn a kid), and kids are reacting by being kid.
>>24297891Tom Riddle was a BitchMillie will end up running this shit
>>24298790>any member of the wizengamot would condemn a kid)Not just any
>>24298790I wonder if this will turn us out into a bizzaro flipped golden-trioMillie even has the glasses to match ol' Harry!gonna be mad if we double NTR'd by the other two though
>>24298576They're probably trying to figure out if we were mind controlled or not. Or they could be hostages in Charles grand scheme of things.
>>24298919>not ending in a 3-someIn 7 years time obviously when everyone is legal
>>24298919that means that our husbando doesn't even go to the school yet. Maybe olivia has a younger brother.
>>24298790We're still totally going to guilt trip the fuck out of Joel and Nigel.
>>24299006>Olivia's younger brotherHey kid, wanna /ss/?
>>24299014of course we are. And we are going to extort favours from them.
>>24299006> not an imouto waifu
>>24299014>>24299026Fuck yeah! Guilt trips!
>>24299043my dreams of waifu were pretty much shutdown by popular opinion last night.>>24299023
>>24299101How so?maybe if we get too close to olivia it'll turn out that Maud has been an Akane level siscon behind our backs and used to bully us to distract us from that
>>24299014>>24299097Clearly they renounced their potential spots as Henchmen; they'll have to make due as mere Goons now until proving their loyalty again. But of course, we only have space for 2 Henchmen, so Olivia and Robert are at a large advantage here.
>>24299101Eh, I'd imagine most people like me didn't bother contributing to that stupid 'discussion' anyway. If only /tg/ would leave romance shit for later on in quests once there's a decent amount of characterization...
>>24299161i agree with you
>>24299193Agreeing with the agree-r.
>>24299161yup. Still, it's something to talk about while we wait for the new thread.
>>24299152Akaza Akane : Yuru Yuri>>24299161>>24299193>>24299193kinda true though,but it's kinda hard to take off the goggles when seeing Millie and Olivia interact at the moment
>>24299228Not really anon, and I say that as an avid /u/ser. You're just being annoying and getting people annoyed at the concept.
>>24299228I'm not alone either. My goggles are on too tight.
>>24299266And this is true for all the 'omg husbando let's make him our knight' posters as well. Please drop it for 2+ years, thanks.
>>24299329Or perhaps much older.
>>24299350if we stay a virgin until 30 i heard we become a muggle.
>>24299363Well there's only one choice then.
>>24299350>>24299363I propose we play Millie as a bastion of virtue exactly up to her 15th birthday. After that, we'll hold a battle royale between alla aviable and adeguate partners of any sex/species. We'll rpoceed to court/be courted by the victor for 3 years, and then we'll marry right out of school. to begin our career as Dark Overlord.
>>24299393You're a dork. But a lovable one.
>>24299393How inefficient, if we're not adored enough for all-comers to fight to the death we're doing a poor job; and if so, that plan will cost us all our friends, associates and minions bar one, as they slaughter each other. Thematically appropriate perhaps, but inefficient.
lets shift the gearswho still wants to become the Dreaded beater of Ravenclaw?We need a stress outlet if we're gonna get b& from dueling
>>24299393>marrying>not having a harem of loyal friendsdo you even evil overlord?
>>24299431i think we should try for head chaser
>>24299431>who still wants to become the Dreaded beater of Ravenclaw?I know I do. We already become the dreaded. Just need to be a Beater to the Ravenclaw team.
I'm confused, is this quest CONSTANTLY running? 90% of the time I go on /tg/ it's on the first page.
>>24299431>Dreaded beater of RavenclawI'm all about becoming the Ribbon of Ravenclaw, the Grim Reaper of the Quidditch Pitch.
>>24299431Hmm, as nice as it would be for letting out our aggression, not sure we have the muscles for it really. Remember, we have to get chosen for the team over older and bulkier dudes, we'd have far more luck in any other position.>>24299458Like chaser for example. That said, too generic, so I'm still in favor of keeper.
>>24299441an harem leads to conflict between subjects, though. like "the overlord (overlady?) loves me more than you! nyah nyah!". Then the possessive slaves comes and kills us because he wants to fuck our head forever or something. No Thanks, I prefer loyal but sexually independent subjects.>>24299418I'll take this as the highest praise.
>>24299467if its not running then we are strategizing in the same threads. So it shouldn't be seen as a problem.
>>24299467Not. It just has a fairly large following that would make the uninitiated irritated that it's been on the front page for numerous days now.
>>24299488>not binding all thralls by the rules of courtly love
>>24299484there are 4 positions keeper chaserbeaterseekerall of them have been covered really well in the books but chasers
>>24299506Otherwise you would see another thread that could be considered metaing. I'm just happy that this thread is still around.
>>24299527well, chaser, uh, chase the quaffle. It's not very deep. They have one ball, they pass it around/try to intercept the passes of the other team, and try to score.
>>24299561you tried to make it sound shitty but they have the job of kicking the shit out of people flying like a mavrick and scoring all the goals.
>>24299484We could make up for it with field presence, there's no harm in trying for beater.I don't see chaser making use of our bonus to intimidation, maybe keeper to an extent.Didn't Millie end up rolling surprisingly decent physical scores anyway?Whats the point of putting time into the the quidditch team if we don't get to smack a bludger at someone?
>>24299591Slightly below-average Strength, but very high Body, resulting in a ridiculously high HP for an 11-year old. Millicent is a witch tank.
>>24299579I tought it was everyone's job to kick the shit out of the other players. I don't want to make it sound shitty, but the other roles have something unique ("i'm the one who flies at 50mph with a bat"), while chasers are "common" players.Still, most games are won when the chasers build a solid point advantage, and in some cases not even catching the snitch can win you the game (see Bulgaria Vs Ireland). No disrespect meant for chasers, yo.
>>24299623Shit, that seems pretty tiered to keeper or chaserBut I still want to be a beater because its fits more thematically
>>24299652And this is why we haven't died yet.
>>24299670i book case full on fell on our face and we just walked it off
>>24299623> The implications of our ridiculous durability coupled with our daddy issuesgodamnit
>>24299862FUCK YOU BOOK CASE! AARRGH! >>24299896Yeah...
>>24299896Is rape the implication?
>>24299955> skipping physical abuse and going directly to cave explorergodamnit TG
>>24299975>Cave explorerGod damnit I can't breathe. That comic gets me every time.
>>24299431Eh, so far I see no reason to be interested in Quidditch.Not until we're the best at learning at least.
>>24300006no friends detected
>>24300019Social Links are all well and good, but I think you underestimate how big a commitment the sports club is.Especially since we don't seem naturally gifted at flying, and people aren't going to keep giving us the best brooms.
>>24300049it would be a good long while before we would have a new character to choose to play quidditch if we passed it up with millie.
>>24299896> implying endorphins from our Near Death Experience didn't toughen our body and soul to painDaddy issues could have come into play from Daddy being our savior or taking special care of us after that incident
>>24300086I forget, did any of the people in social circle want to try out the Ravenclaw team?
I'VE MISSED SOMETHING. ARCHIVE LINK PLZ
>>24300099Joel and perhaps Nigel when he's 13 or 14.
>>24300182get in bitches we'e going questing.
>>24300187MY THANKS GOOD SIR
>>24300123What did you miss?
>>24300137Joel the glory boy seeker soaring over the qudditch pitch his shirt open to please da bitchesnigel the every vigilant keeper being every vigilant and under described because of lack of character growth! millie the grim reaper of the quidditch pitch hunting the other players with her bat and badattitude OR millie the blue streak lightning incarnate flashes across the field quoffel in hand she scores a goal by tail whipping her broom. all the while oliva cheers us on lovingly from the stands