Info, Stats and Past Threads: http://4quests.gamerchan.net/index.php/Maid_Quest:_The_Life_of_MasterTwitter: MaidRiderYou are Hito Hijikatai the current master of the mansion in Japan, and sometime you become your alter ego Señor Jalapeño a luchador of Justice. Genki Shirou is your current butler who can randomly shift into his alter-ego June. Your half-sister Tomoe is magical girl from different world and she fear male rapist.You have also got four maids. Katherine the delinquent maids, Sasha the mini-gun wielding maid, Akari the fortune teller and doctor maid, and Rachelle the sexy southern maid. Then also you have a cute crocodile ninja girl who are living in your mansion. The newcomer Melina who are from Germany and she have huge t... spiked club...You have your own steam robot who are named Garenn and he is quit hotheaded plus he is always wear his cool sun-glassed. Your own familiar Melphina is a small pixie who can unlock or manipulate electronic devices, she also little obsession with incest anime...But recently you got yourself a black horse that named Li and it seems that he can do martial arts despite being a horse.Your Current Favor: 11 points
Last time you must move to safer location after you found out that an crazy assassin who use pencils as weapons are after your life.You had travel back to the hotel to meet up Spy and the others while you are following by Harley and her odd gangs.When you finally arrived at the hotel, you see an Land Raider Prometheus with your family emblem. The Engineer are climbing up from the hatchet and he waiving at you."Howdy boss! What do you think about this beauty!"What will you do now?
>>23960113"Nice. It looks great, Engineer. That should be a great way to travel in safety." Introduce Harley to the group, load up in the Land Raider, and then fill everyone in on what info she's given us."I've found out who's responsible for these attempts on my life: my double with the porcelain mask and the black cloak is back and he's the one hiring people to kill me.""He hired the French guy that throws pencils, Harley and her gang....but she's decided to leave my double's employment. She told me there's another one: a sharkguy. I don't know for sure, Croco-chan, but your ex may be up to his old tricks again."See what Spy and the Team Fortress team think about a new place to stay while we train for our trial with the Baron.
>>23960283"Nice. It looks great, Engineer. That should be a great way to travel in safety." You said and then you introduce Harley and her gangs. You fill out the info that you got from Harley herself, but you can't help to notice that Katherine and Harley are glaring each other..."I've found out who's responsible for these attempts on my life: my double with the porcelain mask and the black cloak is back and he's the one hiring people to kill me." You said."Your double-ganger? Why the heck do he want you to get killed for?" Katherine asked while she smoking her cigar."Hmm... that are too many questions... The only thing we should do now is to counter your assassins. " Akari said."He hired the French guy that throws pencils, Harley and her gang....but she's decided to leave my double's employment. She told me there's another one: a sharkguy. I don't know for sure, Croco-chan, but your ex may be up to his old tricks again."Croco-chan pulled out her sign that read: <I'm not even surprised about my ex... -_- >"Throwing pencils? Do he thinks he is Bullseye from Daredevil comic?!" Koutarou commented.>Continue on next post
"So you have any idea to where we should move to?" You asked Spy and he giving you the map."I had found a perfect location. It is a old abandon fortress that had been used in World War II..." Spy said until he was interrupted by Soldier. "Where is the Nazis?!" Soldier said as he pointing around wildly with his shotgun until Araki hit his head with an paperfan.Shall you start moving to new location or you need to do something first?
>>23960665Settle our accounts here at the hotel, and that should be it. We'll procure supplies along the way.
>>23960665Settle up with the hotel, and then we can pick up supplies before heading to the new location. On the way, call the Baron and bring him up-to-date on things: the one who stole his Tiger tank blew it up and that we had to relocate because of the assassins, but we should be able to make it for the next riding lessons.
>>23960799>>23960818You settle the account on the hotel and gathering any of your supplies before heading to new location. The travel to you're new hiding place took a long time until you finally arrived.The new location had been abandon for long time. For longer stay you may need some clean up first and some needed equipment.You start calling with the Baron through the phone and bring him the bad news about his Tiger tank. But it seems that Baron is unfazed about the lost of his tank.As the time goes on, the sky is getting darker. What will you do now?
>>23961017Tidy up the place a bit and then start seeing what we can do about making ourselves somewhat comfortable in this abandoned fortress: look around the place to get the layout and make up a list of things to get so that we, our bro, and our servants can be somewhat comfortable here.
>>23961017Ask Engineer to get the electrical systems working, then set up some sentries and a dispenser. Then maybe see about Garenn's front armor. Ask the maids and Genki to clean and clear some rooms. Soldier, Heavy, and Spy can start setting up defenses.
>>23961017>>23961124This anon seems to know the Team Fortress team better than I do. Seconding him.
>>23961090>>23961124>>23961150You asked Engineer to get the electrical systems working, and then setting up sentries and dispenser. And also checking up Garren's armor.You asked your maids to start cleaning up but you are quit hasty about giving Genki the cleaning assignments...You order Soldier, Heavy and Spy to setting up defense. Sniper moved to highest part of the building to give him the view over area.As you walking around, you see Croco-chan are talking with Li...? You don't understand what they are talking about, but it seems that they have some conversation. What will you do?A: Talk with Croco-chan.B: Check out with defense.C: Talk with somebody.D: Go to sleep.
>>23961311Talk with Croco-chan. We don't talk with her as much, per se, as before.
>>23961311A: Croco-chan needs some face time. Let her and Li finish their conversation, then we can see how she's been. Finding out her ex-boyfriend is still running around in criminal circles couldn't have been great news. She's going to LOVE that natural swimming pool when we finish Yukata's challenges and return home to Japan...but let's keep that a surprise for now.
>>23961326>>23961361You waited for Croco-chan to finish with conversation with Li until they are done. When she notice you, she pulled out a sign, <Hi Hito-chan! What can I do for you? ^-^ >"Hello Croco-chan, can I have you a moment?" You asked her and she gives you a nod."It seems that your ex-boyfriend want to kill me too..." You said.Croco-chan respond your answer with an other sign that read: <No worry Hito-chan, despite him being asshole, he had never killed people before.>So what will you say/ask? Or you can go and sleep.
>>23961550I don't think we've ever asked her how the visit with her cousins back in Thailand went. Find out if she's enjoyed traveling while we do Yukata's challenges."These challenges have been a lot of work but it's good to see the world. All the same, I'm still looking forward to finishing these up and returning home. With my double sending these assassins after me, it looks like we won't get to do much sightseeing here in Germany, but I hear Las Vegas is great."
>>23961550"How are you enjoying our trips around the world so far? Have you been enjoying our time here in Germany?"
>>23961671You asked about Croco-chan's cousins in Thailand and she answered with more severals signs. You tried to figure out where she get all those signs from..."These challenges have been a lot of work but it's good to see the world. All the same, I'm still looking forward to finishing these up and returning home. With my double sending these assassins after me, it looks like we won't get to do much sightseeing here in Germany, but I hear Las Vegas is great." You said.Croco-chan's eyes start to shine as she pulled out another sign: <Las Vegas, I had heard that you get can get a lot of money there.>"Yeah maybe... soo... How are you enjoying our trips around the world so far? Have you been enjoying our time here in Germany?" You asked her and she give you a nod while she smile brightly.You started to feel little sleepy. Will you continue with talking with Croco-chan or start taking sleep or something else?
>>23961863"I've heard the same thing...tons of casinos there. Well, I better turn in; there's no telling what Baron Munchausen will have Li and me doing tomorrow for training. See you in the morning, Croco-chan. Sleep well."Give her a hug and then we can check on the defenses then turn in for the night.
>>23961863I'd like to take Croco-chan to bed with us, but I think we should do one last check around the bunker before heading to bed.
>>23961956If the bunker gets too cold tonight, she'll sneak in to cuddle. Croco doesn't like the cold.
>>23961955>>23961956"I've heard the same thing...tons of casinos there. Well, I better turn in; there's no telling what Baron Munchausen will have Li and me doing tomorrow for training. See you in the morning, Croco-chan. Sleep well." You said as you walk away.You decided to check around the defense first before you sleep. As you go checking around, you checking up with Sniper who are still looking after the assassin. You couldn't help to notice a gathering of jars with yellow liquid..."Hello mate! I have bunch of jarates, need one?" Sniper asked you.What will you do?A: Accept jarate.B: Don't accept jarate and go to sleep instead.C: Something else.
>>23962191Accept the jarate. Never know when it might come in handy.
>>23962191A. You never know when something might come up.
>>23962215>>23962300You accept the jarate from Sniper. He gives you a thumb up while you suspiciously looked at the container of the jar...You heading down to the room with a bedroll, you undress yourself until you are wearing only your boxer. You crawl inside the bedroll and started to drift to your sleep...>You got a Jarate.>Continue on next post.
You are Crimson Fox, a cyborg ninja and agent of Bureau. Your device Hokage is a highly advanced device with AI and contain many features that you rarely use. It had been one year ago that you had joined Bureau and you proved to be a very skilled agent.Right now, your former teacher Mike had requested you to come to his office. As you walk in the hallway, you see Franken Fran in further end of the hallway and she doesn't had notice you yet.You have no against her but in last time when she performed operation on you... it left you with very bad taste in your mouth...What will you do?A: Use your ninja training to hiding from her view.B: Just try to be normal...C: Something else.
>>23962488Act cool, act normal. We're all colleagues and professionals here.
>>23962488keep cool and keep walking
>>23962488B. Act normal. We're amongst friends here.
>>23962520>>23962566>>23962703You try to act cool and professional. You keep on walking until Fran notice you."Hello Fox! How are you doing today?" Fran ask you in cheerful way.Suddenly you feel very cold when you meet her..."Hello.... Dr Madaraki...!" You reluctantly greeting her."I had heard that you got injured in your last mission. Are you sure that you are fine?" She asked you.How will you answer her?A: Tell her the truth that you actually need checkup from her (Roll 3d6).B: Lie to her that you are completely fine despite that you actually need checkup.C: Try to distract her and then vanish like a ghost.D: Ask your device for any good advice.E: Something else
We can't be unproffesional, we need that checkup to ensure our effeciency. A.
Rolled 4, 4, 6 = 14>>23962815derp
Rolled 2, 3, 1 = 6>>23962761A: but I hope this ends well.
Rolled 1, 2, 1 = 4>>23962761A)"i was injured yes, I need a check up but please don't do "that" to me again... I still have nightmares from last time..."
>>23962827The dice love you...>>23962863>>23962872...but hate us.
>>23962815>>23962827>>23962863>Sorry for delay, need to check up something.You gulps and tried to gather your courage... You are aware that you real need a checkup from her."I was injured yes, I need a check up but please don't do "that" to me again... I still have nightmares from last time..." You said."What is wrong with that? Katsumi suggested to me that boys want to have an two manhood in this day..." She said."That was a prank! I don't need... two of them..." You said sharply to her."That was a prank? No wonder she can't stop giggle after your last operation..." Fran said."Ok... I will need to talk with Mike first before you make checkup with me..." You said."Ok, see you later!" Fran said as she heads back to her office.You sigh and then you continue heading to the Mike office. As you stand outside his office you knocked on the door first before you walk in. You see that Mike is working on his computer and then he turned to you."Hello Fox! How are you doing?" Mike asked you with British accent."I think that I'm pretty fine but I'm gonna need checkup with Fran." You said.When you mention the name of Fran, Mike started to shudder as he closed his eyes.>Continue on next post.>Continue on next post.
"So what do you want me this time?" You asked him as you go straight for the business."Do you remember that I had once tell you about whom had snatched away my potential recruit?" Mike asked you."I have vague memory about it..." You said."You see, I had find a potential recruit in other world. He is a young lad who refer as Susan. Before I could recruit him, somebody else appear and took him away." Mike said."Oh yeah, I remember now!" You said as you remember something from it."I got other reports that recruiter had encounter him and he had snatched away their recruits." He said.What will you ask/say?
>>23963352"So you want the competitor removed and the recruits secured? No witnesses, no body found?"
>>23963352"well this is a problem, and it's also probably going to be a fine mess if keeps up... any leads?"
>>23963352"Do you have a lead on who may be taking the Bureau's potential recruits, and why, Mike? Do you wish me to investigate and then neutralize the competitor?"
>>23963352"Well this is a problem, so you want the competitor removed and the recruits secured? No witnesses, no body found?" You asked him."Actually that is not our greatest concerns about potential recruits, but rather the selected choices of recruits." Mike said."Do you have a lead on who may be taking the Bureau's potential recruits, and why, Mike? Do you wish me to investigate and then neutralize the competitor?" You asked him."The only lead we have is that all our potential that had been snatched away by him is that all of them have tragic past." Mike said as he pulled out his smoking pipe.What will you say/ask?
>>23963601"Tragic past, what do you mean? Does the particular selection of recruits have any extra implications?"
>>23963601"define tragic, all their family died? they were abandoned at birth? someone killed their pet? the last one's totally valid, SUE's use it as an excuse... okay bad example"
>>23963601These >>23963668>>23963683while adding "Are there any potential recruits that the Bureau has their eye on that fit the profile our competition looks for? These individuals may be our rival's next target."
>>23963668>>23963683"Tragic past, what do you mean? Does the particular selection of recruits have any extra implications?" You asked him."That is something that we are not sure about. But in my theory, the mysterious man try to convert people with tragic past to his cause or his cults."Define tragic, all their family died? They were abandoned at birth? Someone killed their pet? The last one's totally valid, SUE's use it as an excuse... Okay bad example" You said and Mike just staring at you after you had commented about killed pet..."Are there any potential recruits that the Bureau has their eye on that fit the profile our competition looks for? These individuals may be our rival's next target." You asked."Hmm... Besides Susan, we had eyes on other potential recruit. Sasuke a ninja from Uchiha clan, Guts the Black Swordsman and Peter Parker with spider like abilities"What will you say/do/ask?
>>23963918"sasuke? I though he was on the SUE list... oh well must have read the wrong one, that or someone screwed up the tags of the archive... again"
>>23963918So, do you want me to secure these recruits first or possibly neutralize them to deny our rival getting them? Do we have leads on their whereabouts?
>>23963993>>23964025"Sasuke? I though he was on the SUE list... oh well must have read the wrong one, that or someone screwed up the tags of the archive... again." "He was actually on SUE list until our Vice-Director Integra Hellsing changed her mind and decided that he is suitable agent so long you keep a good eye on him." Mike said as he started to smoke his pipe."So, do you want me to secure these recruits first or possibly neutralize them to deny our rival getting them? Do we have leads on their whereabouts?" You asked him. "The importing is that you secure those recruits first before the mysterious man pop up again. Neutralize the potential recruits should be used as last resort..." Mike said as he stands up and looking at the window."You will be partner with Katsumi as usuals and you are allowed to choose an another agent who will working with you." Mike said as he keep on watching on the window.Katsumi is your partner and she is a quit of trickster for being catgirl. Despite that she like to pulling pranks on you, you don't mind being in her company...>Ok, roll 1d100 and upload the image of the agent.
Rolled 25>>23964258because nothing means "we're not messing around" like a man who let's off an eldricht abomination aura
Rolled 56>>23964258>the other agentCorporal Hicks.
Rolled 87>>23964258We're a ninja, so we need another skilled ninja who can keep up with us
Ok in 10 minutes I will finally decide the agent.
>>23964333>>23964341But Ryu works alone; will he work with us as a team, or try to go and do his own thing?
>>23964456If he does, we'll probably hear about in the form of the competitors organization (if he has one?) turning into complete chaos.I just want to make sure if have some that does follow us, can keep up when we do ninja stuff... the catgirl should be fine
Rolled 11>>23964317>>23964333I also like the idea of another ninja...how about the Black Manta?
Rolled 79>>23964485Man, that brings back memories. But what about Jackie Chan? There's the Jackie Chan video game he could be recruited from, as well as the different movie versions of him.
>>23964565while i don't doubt he could keep up, would he do? Or would he end up doing a crazy stunt where he crashes through the ceiling while accidentlly incapacitating a hundred mooks by accident
>>23964597We give him a ladder and a baby, and he can be the distraction while us and the catgirl complete the mission.
>>23964258>Katsumi the catgirlAs in this one?The one from our flashback? Oh boy, shit about to get real.
>>23964597>>23964626>Jackie Chan>the Bureau's Genki ShirouI laughed pretty hard at that.
>>23964565>movie versionsNo, get the cartoon version. The cartoon version is fucking unstoppable.
>>23964333>>23964341>Ryu Hayabusa is decided.You thought about whom could join your case, and you though one person who could help you. Your former ninja mentor... Ryu Hayabusa."I like to have Ryu Hayabusa as part of my team." You said."Ryu?!" Mike asked surprised as he turned to you."So you want to me to join your team Akakitsune?" The mysterious voice said.You recognize the voice and the only one who refers you as Akakitsune is your former mentor, Ryu.Ryu was hanging on the ceiling and then he graceful landing on the floor."Ryu-sensei! Why are you doings here?" You asked him."I'm was about to discuss with Micheal until you arrived." Ryu said.Mike turned to you and say, "You can go now, I will have a private chat with Ryu.""Understood." You said. Before you leave you give Ryu a respected bow.You finally left Mike's office, what will you do now?A: Head straight for Fran's office.B: Talk with Katsumi.C: Something else.>>23964565>To bad he is not the chosen agent, but I think he will pop up somewhere...
>>23964821A. May as well get that checkup over with.
>>23964821We need to be ready to act at a moments notice once master Ryu has finished talking with Michael, We should find Katsumi, but before that we have something that needs be gotten out of the way. *sigh* A.
>>23964821A: Head straight for Fran's office.Let's get our injuries taken care of (and tell the good doctor not to take everything our catgirl partner says at face value). Tell Katsumi we'll talk about the mission after Dr. Madaraki patches us up.
>>23964847>>23964898>>23964932You clenched your teeth tightly that you need to go to Fran but for your own health you need to do it. When you walk in you see Fran got big boobs...?Fran notice you and say, "Oh I just simple trying out differing breast size but it is little too heavy for me... I will remove it." She said and you quickly turn away... You don't want to see how she removed her boobs...After checkup with Fran, you quickly left Fran's office and closed it behind you.What will you do now?A: Talk with Katsumi.B: Check out with Jackie Chan.C: Talk with your device Hokage.D: Something else.
>>23965078>A: Talk with Katsumi.Better get ready for the mission with our partner.
>>23965078We need to have our team ready and assembled , so we better find Katsumi right away
>>23965078let's go see jackie then talk with kastumi we need to talk with sane people to make the all too vivid memories of what just happened
>>23965078A: Talk with Katsumi. Go over the mission with her & see if Hokage has anything to add first, then we can check in on Jackie.
>>23965115>>23965189You needed to talk with Katsumi about the current mission so that you head down to the cafeteria where she usually hang out.When you arrived at the cafeteria, you could see that she is arm wrestling with Trude, a witch from Strike Witches. You are surprised that Katsumi are arm-wrestling with her. You walk over to Francessa, another witch from Strike Witches."Why is Trude arm-wrestling with Katsumi?" You asked the little tanned girl."Well Katsumi jokily asked Trude if she could borrow her little brother Christ and then Trude get really serious." Francessa said."I see..." You said as you finally understood the situations.Katsumi and Trude seems to be very focus on arm-wrestling, that are no sign that either of them are winning.What will you do?
>>23965371We don't have time for this. "Katsumi! We have a mission!"
>>23965371"Hey Katsumi! We got a mission, let's go!"
>>23965371Sneak up and tickle Trude, tell Katsumi we've got a mission after she seizes the advantage
>>23965371Give our catgirl partner the 'implied facepalm' look. "Katsumi: mission time! You can troll Trude later..."
>>23965400>>23965424>>23965440>>23965462"Katsumi! We have a mission!" You said to her and she don't react to it."Hey Katsumi! We got a mission, let's go!" You continue on but Katsumi still don't hear you.Finally you give Katsumi the 'Implied Facepalm' look, "Katsumi: mission time! You can troll Trude later..."But you still don't get through her until your device Hokage spoke in cryptic message, "If speaking with words shall not work, then you shall speaking with your actions."It took a moment for you to understand his advice. You sneaking behind Trude who are still focus on arm-wrestling with Katsumi. Then you started to tickle Trude so that she lost her focus. Trude look cute when you tickle her!Katsumi won the arm-wrestling with help of you and she look very cheerful about it."Yay! I won!" Katsumi said as she jumping.Trude are not in state to act as she tried to recover from your tickle."Ok Katsumi, mission time!" You told her and start pulling her away."But wait! I don't finish with my ice milk...!" Katsumi said as she tried to reach for her milk with ice cubs."Later!" You said as you keep on pulling her.End of Part 52, Continue on Part 53
Ok, I need to ended it tonight because tomorrow I need to do some laundry.Ok people, good night and Happy Easter! See you on next weekend!
>>23965702See you next week, Maidlover! Looking forward to it.