Canon: Zuko has no legitimate claim to the throne. She is a product of Ursa and her former lover before she was married off to royalty.Game of Thrones: Fire Lord edition go!!!!
The solution is simple.Burn that goddamn letter, and scatter the ashes to the four winds.
>>23951476>SheI KNEW IT
The rightful king is the one who gets crowned.So, no, no GoT.
Flame of Thrones?
I think we should talk about how Avatar would have been a billion times better if at least one airbending tribe survived.
>>23951553But anon, then he wouldn't be the LAST Airbender, and thus a God Sue PC!Or like Luke as the last of the Jedi, tasked with training more
>>23951596The avatar isn't a mary sue, they're just PCs.
>>23951620>they're just DMPCsYou missed a pair of letters.
...Burn the letter, then burn anyone else who has ever seen it, scatter all of the ashes to the 4 winds.Never forget to run damage control.
>>23951702Hell no. Katara is the DMPC. The avatar is the PC who thinks the setting is interesting, but the story is bullshit. >You're the avatar! you're destined to save the world>"Yeah, nah, that sounds boring as hell, I'm gonna go do fun shit."
Also Mai and Zuko broke up already and Suki seems to be getting closer to Zuko.
>>23951476See, this is why you don't count third-party additions to your setting as canon.Classic blunder, Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko. Classic blunder.
>>23951742>Katara is the DMPC. >The avatar is the PC who thinks the setting is interesting, but the story is bullshit.That's cute. Anything else you'd like to get out while we're listening?
Real solution, get the pcs to kick the asses of anyone who says she isn't the proper fire king. I can't think of a single MC who wouldn't be down for that, fucking bandits, the lot of them.
>>23951742>Katara is the DMPCAnd those times where she's very clearly in the wrong but presented as in the right.Which just makes it better when they made her fallible just like any real character.>>23951773>>23951775Say WHAT?Where is this stuff coming from?>>23951808Mark Hamil should do a show where the only voice actor is him. The hero, the villain, the little girl in scene 13.5, EVERYONE.
>>23951820Well one of them is named the blind bandit
>>23951476>Zuko has no legitimate claim to the throneare you saying that taking it by force isn't a legitimate method of ascension
>>23951886You forget that the Avatar was supporting him. So he can claim divine right.
>>23951886He kind of lost the duel.>>23951895Good as any reason.
Wait... so decided to make Zuko not be the firelord's kid after all... but not make him Iroh's instead? So much for that theory.
>>23951835>Where is this stuff coming from?Gene Yang. He's been given free rein to write the story of Zuko's search for his mother. It's not all that good.>Mark Hamil should do a show where the only voice actor is him. The hero, the villain, the little girl in scene 13.5, EVERYONE.All right, THIS one I can agree with.
>>23951476>implying that the line of Firelord isn't passed down via matriarchy.Sozin and Ozai and what's his face were all pretty batshit. They'd need some sane people behind the scenes. Thankfully, Azula took all the crazy genes for that generation.
>>23951835A comic series. I have no idea how canon anything from it is supposed to be though.
>>23951971>>23951985>Gene YangI'll steer clear, thanks for the warning.But I'm mostly done with Avatar as a fandom, felt no real urge to watch LoK.>Agrees with Mark Hamil being the voice of everythingDamn straight.You know what'd be even better? Mark Hamil and Bruce Boxleitner, make it happen.
>>23951977I think Azula took all the crazy genes for the next several generations and maybe even a few from past ones for good measure.
THe Promise part 1,2,3 and then There's the Search part 1,2,3. So far only The Search Part 1 has been released.
>>23952015>Azula steals all the crazy in the worldI.... I want to read this, SOMEONE must have done this!
Which one of these comics has the Sokka Toph school of earthbending?
>>23951476The letter Zuko read has 4 foldings, the one in the past had 3 and we never got to read it.This one is the obvious product of Ozai, he gave it to crayzula to try and get her on the throne so that he gets released and can pickup where they left off. Azula on the throne.
>>23951977Yet she didn't seem to pass any onto her kid.
>>23952053The Promise. It's finished. The Search is the sequel.
>>23952063>her kidAside from some very weird fanfiction I have read that paired her with Jet (for some goddamn reason), I REFUSE to believe that any sane man would stand still long enough to impregnate her. He'd probably chop off his own dick than deal with pregnant, crazier Azula.
>>23952063Someone fucked that? Someone stuck their dick in crazy?I don't blame them.
>>23952083>>23952087Its a joke about Lin Beifong because people wouldn't stop asking about Lin Beifong's father, there was an answer of, the father is Azula.
Fucking loved The Last Airbender, but The Legend of Korra felt like it was missing something. Even if we ignore the lack of interesting characters in TLoK, it still had lost the charm and distinctiveness of TLA.
>>23952035here ya go, sorry about the quality
>tfw Zuko and/or Azula will never run a teashop in Republic City that serves as the hangout for Team Avatar 2.0 and attempt to dispense sage old advice a la Iroh that ends up being terrible (Zuko) or bleeding into barely restrained psychopathy
>>23952133Part of me wants the father to be The Boulder and another wants it to be Sokka, because Toph totally wanted that D.
I dunno about insane, but I think it's quite likely that Ursa has some sort of mental issues of her own as a result of her situation... and that, if so, they might be tied to the wolf spirit the way Azula's are. Maybe she's convinced herself that Zuko is Ikem's son and Ikem's been writing back (hence why she doesn't just stop writing when she gets no response!) as a way to comfort herself in her misery, when neither of those things are true.
>>23952155>tfw Tokka confirmed for non-canon because Lin and Tenzin got it onI don't even really ship in Avatar, but it hurts a little.
>>23952155>Sokka>implying it isn't>implying Sokka isn't a polygamous>>>/p/>>>/i/>>>/m/>>>/p/
>>23952155Anything with the Boulder is pure gold.
>>23952087>implying she wasn't hotter the crazier she got
>>23952170>>tfw Tokka confirmed for non-canon because Lin and Tenzin got it onWhy would that make Toph and Sokka non-canon?Lin: Toph's DAUGHTERTenzin: Aang's SONThere's a lot of flawed logic in your post
>>23952188I'm a firm supporter of the Ty Lee-Toph-Suki harem, because one woman just isn't nearly enough for that much man.
>>23952164>tied to the wolf spirit the way Azula's areNOPE. Stopped reading, x'd out pdf, fucking done.>>23952170>Tokka non-canon because Lin (Toph + some dude) and Tenzin (Aang + Katara) got it onI fail to see how this interferes with Tokka.
>>23952170>tfw Tokka confirmed for non-canon because Lin and Tenzin got it onDoesn't discount Tokka, just discounts Lin being Sokkas kid.Or they raised her wrong!"Yeah sure date Tenzin, anyways I'm going to get some more cactus juice. Don't tell mom, she'll drink it all"
>>23952208Lin: Sokka's DAUGHTERTenzin: Katara's SONYou see the problem here? It's only a problem because this is children's television, mind, but it's still a problem.
That Chinese is pretty terrible.
>>23952212A bit hard for sokka to get a harem when Wang Fire is on the prowl!
>>23952239Sokka led a Batman like double life.except instead of fighting crime, he fucked bitches.
>>23952239That's how he got away with it wasn't it.
>>23952224Doesn't matter, had sex.Gotta keep that blood pool pure.
>>23952224>first cousins>see a problem?Not really, no. But I agree on the point that it's only a problem for children's programming.But seriously, compared to some of the stuff that goes around (or could have been presented in that show), they objected to kissing cousins? REALLY?>>23952239It seems that Sokka's dick leads a more interesting life than he does.>>23952202I know, right? Just imagine it!>Hey, Pebble! Are you fucking me or is that your pinky?>The Boulder will not take this abuse! The Boulder will crush your puny resistance and make you scream his name!
>>23952224>not accepting that incest is bestanon, pls.
>>23952224It wouldn't have BEEN a problem if LoK didn't exist.
>>23952170>Having issues with inter-cousin romance>Year 70 AAVGet with the times bro
>>23952277aside from him being his uncle?
>>23952300that was a quick deletion
>>23952300Oh please, the reunion of Team Avatar is totally a huge orgy and you know it.
>>23952300Yeah... I deleted my post after I auto-refreshed and realized my question had been answered.Forgot about Tenzin's mother. Because I don't care about Tenzin's parents.I support the Sokka Harem conclusion.
>>23952300>implying he isnt related to everyone of that entire generationThe man gets around.
>>23952300>implying Sokka isn't Korra's dad>implying he isn't also his own dad>>23952354The man REALLY gets around.
>>23952319>>23952354Well, let's be fair here: He only appeared once in LoK (in a flashback no less), never saw a wife much less a kid in that flashback, and no stated on-screen children.I'm really getting the vibe here that Sokka's sexual escapades were well known by the Republic City inner circle (I.e Team Avatar and extended guests), but that NOONE talks about it now because it would throw all of the bloodlines into question
>people think lin's father isn't toph
>>23952170PFFT. Who's this Sokka guy? The only guy MAN enough to produce children with Toph is WANG FIRE.
>>23952395>his own dadSo.... wait....but.....My one question is "How", but I don't think time travel is ALL that impossible in Avatar.
>>23952409Time is meaningless in the spirit world (maybe) and sokka has been there before
>>23951476Why is the letter in Chinese? I thought cartoons came from the land across the eastern sea.
>>23952409HE'S SOKKA MOTHERFUCKING WATER TRIBEHe ain't gotta explain shit.
>>23952406I still have no idea how no one saw through that disguise.
>>23952425Because avatar takes place in pseudo china.
>>23952401>throw all the bloodlines into questionWhen you say "all the bloodlines" do you mean "all the bloodlines" or "ALL the bloodlines".>>23952433The beard, man. That magnificent chin-warmer kept their attention!Without the beard, he would never win.
>>23952433He also got himself declared a war hero. Do not question how just admire the results.
>>23952425Avatar treats the world like a Inuit/China/Japan/Tibet mashup. All the written language in the show is Chinese.
>>23952441I think he means every last one. Who knows who fathered what child when Wang Fire is around?
>>23952437>>23952454Ah, I did not know that. I don't know jack about Chinese cartoons. Sometimes memes cause confusion [/spoilers]
>>23952454>>23952437Also, despite the look - it's an American cartoon. Shocking, I know.
>>23952468I ask because then the logical mind starts to question the bloodline of the Airbending master and it all just devolves from there.Heh, like brother/sister is the most squicky thing I've ever seen
>>23952433There is no disguise. There is only Wang Fire.
>>23952492I don't know why people keep confusing a young water tribe boy with the hero of the fire nation
>>23952492ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
>>23952474Not Chinese. Made in America, set in pseudo-China.
>>23952406The balls on that kid to think that that was a good disguise.
>>23952510Well it WORKED, didn't it?
>>23952441I clearly mean "ALL THE BLOODLINES". Remember, first and foremost, that Sokka is a pimp, surpassed only in his masculinity by the great war hero Wang Fire
>>23952510>KidYou watch your tone, young stripling.That's a HERO you're talking about!
>>23952491Eh, there is a good chance Tenzine is related to Aang due to airbending, but no one knows about Kya, and Bumi. Also maybe Tenzine is only an airbender due to spirit magic, have to fix that balance issue in the world from not having air benders.
>>23952523Sokka is the father of every character in LoK.EVERY.CHARACTER.Calling it now.
>>23952552>The blind girls driving. Welp.
>>23952520Murphys list material right there.
>>23952552The best part is, that whole movie, to me, is a near shot for shot remake of Army of Darkness, just with Firebenders as the undead hordes
>>23952552>Katara robot, complete with robotits>Aang flying on bison being chased by.... What the fuck are those things? Are those the Turbo Flip tanks?
>>23951476Non-canon. Calling it now.It retcons too much of the series.
>>23952441I think he means the single bloodline.
>>23952660>single bloodlineWell if Sokka fucks everyone, then there'd only BE one bloodline!
>>23952647after reading the comic it may be a misdirection or misunderstanding
>>23952672Exactly. Its less of a line and more of a web at this point.
>>23952672This is the revelation that the Inner Circle is trying really REALLY hard not to have about this guys. So stop it, right now, before they overhear
>>23952690>So who was your father?>My father was Wang Fire, the great Fire Nation Hero!>Really? So was mine. Who was yours, (third person)?>My father was Sokka, warrior of the Water Tribe.>Wasn't Wang Fire just Sokka's disguise while they were deep in Fire Nation territory?>Wait... you're right>*horrified looks around the Inner Circle table*Too late.
>>23952532But Katara appears in LoK.
>>23952711Well, they don't have paternity tests, and everyone is (except for debatably Sokka) married, so there is contention over his father hood of ALL of them. They just know he likely fatherd MOST of them, but don't know who those are/aren't. It's basically the genetic equivalent of Minesweeper, except there's no way to logically deduce the mines without making yourself vomit
>>23952647>>23952681Now, what did we learn today?>*mumble* Not to trust comic booksRight, and what did we DO today?>*mumble* Trust comic books.Right, now we've got to STOP trusting comic books, especially ones about franchises that are still being made.
>>23952711>Wasn't Wang Fire just Sokka's disguise while they were deep in Fire Nation territory?I thought this filthy Waterbender propaganda was abandoned YEARS AGO!
>>23952743Time travel though the spirit world, Sakka fathered himself and Katara, he also went back farther and fathered aang.
>>23952743>>23952766Yeah, and?>>23952759>incest minesweeperThat's an interesting story idea...
>>23952759>mines>implying the collision of Sokka genes doesn't kick incest related diseases in the face and make super humans instead
>>23952759>minesweeper>implying all the tiles AREN'T minesYou're already bred.
>>23952797>incest related genesRandom thought...can a hemophiliac present problems if you attempt to Bloodbend them?
>implying the wang fire disguise is stupid
>>23952781They dont want to admit that ol Wang's cunning ploy of hiding his beard fooled them for years.
>>23952848Ah, a jab at European royalty. How risque'.And I don't see how, unless they bloodbenders fucked up and cause lacerations.
>>23952853It was it was. I think Sokkas the only person in that universe to actually utilize his brain.
>>23952925Toph was pretty damn clever.
>>23952853There's a key difference between something that works, and something that's likely to work. If something has low odds of success (like, for instance, winning the lottery), then even if it does work out, that doesn't retroactively make it a smart decision.
>>23952889He was SO good, that he disguised himself as a growing boy! And actually grew up! How that man managed to shorten and then lengthen his limbs again, we'll never know. What we DO know is that he was TRULY a Spirit of Fire!>>23952925The Mechanist (or whatever) kind of did too, but he was also creatively dumb.The problem is that Sokka a bit TOO savvy for Avatar. His world view is heavy noir, when he's living in a mid-fantasy/steampunk world.>find kid trapped in an iceberg with a giant animal>HE MUST BE A FIRE NATION SPY!
>>23952982That axiom is mostly for things that DO work, not things that are likely to work.I curl my earbuds around my ears so they actually stay in when I have to wear ear protection. Without the protection it looks stupid as hell, but it WORKS.
>>23952983I'd a though the little bastard was a spy too. And he was responsible for setting off a signal fire.
>>23952983>friends with the fire lord>put the fire lord on the throne>invites fire lord to join his group>not a fire nation spy
>>23952983>Causes the Dai Lee to be fractured in time for Azula to swoop in and take over>Not a Fire Nation spy
Azula was actually Ikem's child when she had an affair with him. Azula was a bastard but when Ozai saw her firebending abilities...
>>23953235I would believe that, if it weren't for all of the clearly genetic crazy
Azula is actually the bastard. Ozai edited the letter to cut all ties with his weak ass son and the "bastard" was the perfect weapon. Azula was conceived in an extramarital affair but was conceived in love. THe Search ends with Azula going with Ikhem, her father,
>>23953712it bropves the the good and evil of someone is not genetic. Zuko is born from evil but is good. Azula was born of love and good but thured corrupted.
>>23952785But... we met Sokka's father.And he was a pretty cool dude.Cool dude that did not sound like LoK flashback Sokka.Was that another disguise?
>>23953762>Was that another disguiseOh my god..... Sokka was every character in the entire Avatar series. Koh, Iroh, Sokka, Aang, Korah, Tenzin, Toph, Suki, ALL OF THEM!The entire series is one long selfcest fic!
>>23953762That man had no idea that Wang Fire was a time traveler, or that Wang Fire was banging his wife.
>>23953808>Wang Fire not banging both of themEven the MEN want Wang Fire.
>>23953841Even Wang Fire loves Wang Fire.
>>23953787It gets especially weird once he starts ordering his Fire Nation army selves to purge the Airbending Sokkas.Is it honestly genocide if they are yourself?
>>23953888Two words: Fake BendingIt worked twice, why not three times?
>>23953888Nope, just self-mutilation.
>>23953235>Azula was a bastardMore ways than one.
>>23952647Not really, since Zuku is known to be the only Firelord who give up his power.
>>23952015What if Azula is not really crazy and she actually is hearing the real Ursa? She could have a stronger spiritual connection like the Avatar, which would explain the voices in her head.
>>23955561What if Azula is Wang Fire?
>>23955561That would be crazy.>>23955574That would explain how she fathered Lin Beifong.
>>23955574Then he should give himself the dick.
>>23955561Probably something like this: They eventually get to the village and discover she died years ago, Azula's mind snaps when they find the grave.
>>23956079>Azula's mind snapsHow can you snap shattered fragments?
>>23956118From my point of view it's everyone else who's mad!
Iroh looked surprisingly confident even after seeing Azula unchained.
>>23956139Ah, I love card games!
>>23952404Next step would be some dwarven parenting, amirite?
>>23956118Snap the fragments into smaller fragments.
>>23952454>>23952454Ah, how sad, that would have been a way better twist! >"You are so talented because you were made from my firelord-ancestor womb and the semen of a spirit wolf who happens to be my Ex-Stud." PS: He fucks way better than Ozai. Avatar: The Netorare-Chronicles.>That horr>>23953235>>23953235
>>23955574Don't you get it?Wang Fire is EVERYONE.Sokka is such a good master of disguise that he is every character. EVERY CHARACTER.
>>23956758>Putting that fetish into anything decent and pure from my childhoodNo. It ends here.
So I skimmed through this thread and I was disappointed /tg/ couldn't reach the conclusion that /co/ reached after 150 posts.That Zuko is still Orzai's goddamn child because a) Ursa had no time to fuck the other dude, and b) it would fuck up his character development. Namely the part where Iroh tells Zuko that he has both the blood of both the BBEG Fire Lords and the Avatar in him, and Zuko is going to have to choose carefully between those two destinies, that he isn't destined to be like this father.That said, I'm glad this thread derailed into talking about Wang Fire, Toph, and Sokka, three of the best characters in the original series.
>>23959840No, we came to the conclusion that everyone is Sokka. That means Sokka gave himself the D several times over.Therefore, it doesn't matter WHO Zuko's father is, because Zuko is Sokka and his father is Sokka and his mother is Sokka.
>>23959918>Sokka giving birth to SokkaDamn it, why can't I get this mental image out of my head?
>>23959953And they both have the Wang Fire beard>not helping
>>23959984>Very much not helping
>>23959995Shhh, it's alright. Just let yourself be Wang Fire.Give in to the madness.>you now realize you have the Wang Fire beard
>>23959918I... um... I......Okay...
>>23956144That's because it was a good movie.At least I heard Azula Unchained was good, I haven't seen it yet because I'm broke.
>>23960138Would you prefer the previous assertion that Sokka is the father of almost everyone in Legend of Korra?
>>23960182No, I'm accepting this assertion that Sokka is everyone. It took me a bit to process, is all.
>>23960237>Go cruising for bitches>No bitches, only Wang FireGod dammit.
>>23951916>Zuko lost the duelCorrect me if I'm wrong, but weren't there only three people actually there to witness the Agni Kai? One of them is batshit insane, and probably confined to a padded cell for the rest of her life. Who the fuck's gonna listen to her? Of the other two, one has a direct interest in preventing anyone else from seizing the mantle of Firelord, cause, you know, they'd probably try to wipe out her tribe again. And the last one is Zuko. He can probably claim whatever he wants and no one can possibly disprove him.
>>23960292Why god dammit? Its not like you can't pick up him, you're motherfucking WANG FIRE.
>>23960343Zuko's also the only SANE candidate for the throne aside from Iroh.And Iroh doesn't want it.
>>23960351>implying that my house is not filled with Wang Fire after I go cruisingSometimes I miss actual women.
>>23960379Women? What the hell are women? I only know of Wang Fire.
>>23960395They were.... these people without beards.And they had.... something....I have forgotten. I should go cruising for more Wang Fire
>>23960363Iroh's also probably pushing sixty or seventy, and childless. You'd just be setting yourself up for a ten to twenty year long truce before the war breaks out again.Also: >Implying the Fire Nation cares about sanity in the ruling bloodline.If they did Sozin would have been smothered with a pillow when he started going "Hey guys, we should totally wipe out all the air benders! That couldn't possibly fatally upset the natural order of things!"
>>23960481>implying that the other two nations wouldn't have ganged up on the Fire Nation if they hadn't put someone sane like Zuko on the throne after they were soundly defeated by a twelve-year-old God Child.They care about survival. If a sane Firelord keeps them alive, then a sane Firelord they will have.
>>23960231Yes, the truth is sometimes hard to accept.
>>23960231Who's Sokka? All I know is Wang Fire!
>>23960481>Sozin would have been smothered with a pillowI can see it now>And we will invade the Earth Kingdom because they only use rocks while we use divine fi-*MMMPH!*>The Fire Sages will be under my direct control because I AM THE FIRELO-*MMPH!*>I will destroy the Water Tribe because they are the only threat to the GLORIOUS FIRE NA-*MMPH!*They'd be a secret society, killing the crazier Firelords before they cause damage. And maybe they were wiped out like the Jedi and had no farmboy to pass their legacy on to.
>This image posted on /co/Huge thread raging>This Image posted on /tg/DOESN'T MATTER EVERYONE IS WANG FIRE!God damn, I love you guys.
>>23951949What exactly is that text box supposed to signify? The only thing that comes to mind is the Six Million Dollar Man.
>>23960796And we love the idea that an entire cartoon series is a One Man Show.
>>23952561Zuko gives zero fucks.
>>23961180That's because he's riding more than just the motorcycle.
>>23961286>you will never see Toph flower into a vivacious and powerful young woman.>you will never see Toph find and lose her first love.>you will never taste the dirt from Toph's feet.God is the person who could have made a universe with Toph in it, and instead was like "Nah man. Hitler."
>>23961348>There can never be anyone in the real world like Toph>Never ever>HitlerI think you need to go out and meet people.
>>23952510>>23952492>>23952406>Hm, I don't remember Wang Fire from AtLA>Look him up>Mini comic series about Sokka's shenanigans in the fire nation army>All the DL links I find are deadPlease /tg/, you are my only hope to reading the wonderful tale of WANG FIRE.
>>23961539Not a download, but this seem to be it.http://www.mangaeden.com/en-manga/avatar-the-last-airbender---the-lost-adventures/15/1/
>>23961602>I will personally see to it that his memory lives onRIP in peace.
>>23961730Fool! Believing that Wang Fire died!Wang Fire never dies!
>>23961830I bet he's out there, somewhere, fighting that accursed terrorist the Blue Spirit.
Wang Fire lives on, fighting whatever threatens the Fire Nation!It is said that when we need him most, he will return!And then impregnate all the women
>>23962033But anon, we all became Wang Fire in the singularity event that happened when Sozin's Comet passed. There are no women left for Wang Fire to impregnate.
Hey guys, stat me.
>>23962071Well we, as Wang Fire, can impregnate each other!
>>23962084*page 30 in the section on Gods*Wang Fire:You lose.
>>23962090I thought Wang Fires were born from feeding our beard hair to a bonfire?
>>23962108Wang Fire can do whatever Wang Fire wants.
>>23962126Oh, right, I forgot about that.Then let's impregnate each other at the same time and then beat up some enemies of the Fire Nation.
>>23962084how can we stat ourself, me? there isn't anyone else that exists to use as a basis
>>23951734If you want to be sure, it's recommended you burn the 4 winds after their usefulness is done. Bury their ashes somewhere noone will find them.
>>23962340It's easy!Wang FireStats: Great! Hero of the Wang Fire Nation!
Alpharius is Wang Fire?
>>23962429Wang Fire is EVERYONE.Wang Fire is also the Emperor, Slaanesh, Gork, and Kharne.
>>23962442So if everyone is Alpharius, and everyone is Wang Fi-
>>23962493It's very VERY simple: WANG FIRE IS EVERYONE, NO EXCEPTIONS.
>>23962507>>23962442>>23962429Wang Fire and Alpharius merge into a super being of unlimited power.Wang Alphireus
>>23961348Want to know what's worse?They made Avatar LEGO sets!... but stopped after season 1.They dubbed Avatar and showed it in Japan!... but it had horrible ratings and was canned.What does this mean? We have no LEGO Toph, and Japan's hordes of pervy artists never saw her.
>>23962507That man's brain did not explode due to confusion, but due to the glory of Wang Fire.Which is perfectly understandable. I mean, this IS Wang Fire we're talking about.
>>23962527Which then is converted into Fire Wang.
>>23962531>No glorious hentai of TophWha-NOOOOOO!>>2396256511/10
>>23962565>Wang Fire merges with Alpharius, becomes Wang Alphireus, and due to the law of physics becomes Fire Wang, bizarro Wang Fire>Wang Fire constantly creates parallel universes with his presenceDear god what have we done
>>23962593So if Wang Fire's defining physical trait is his beard, does that means Fire Wang has an even bigger beard, or a really big hairdo instead of a beard?
>>23962659Fire Wang has a goatee as mandated by the Evil Clone School of Evil.
>>23962404but me, if Wang Fire is the hero of the nation of Wang Fire, and everyone is Wang Fire (me/us), than what distinguishes anything that anyMe does as being heroic?
>>23962659>>23962684Fire Wang isn't evil, as morals do not apply to Wang Fire. Fire Wang, instead, is black and has a bitchin afro. One would imagine that the opposite of Wang Fire would suck, but this is not the case, as Wang Fire can only be Wang Fire (the adjective, not the noun) no matter where or how he occurs, and so Fire Wang is awesome as well, but in the opposite way.
>>23962708Our status as Wang Fire.That and beating up Earth Nation spies.
>>23962684So he has a goatee ON his beard?His beard has a goatee. Does that goatee also have a beard?
>>23962577this is a SFW board, but suffice it to say, there is plenty of Toph hentai out there. >>23962493During the Great Crusade, a lost colony was discovered. The world had reverted to a feral state, but was slowly rediscovering technology. There had obviously had been a high level of technology when the colony was established, as evidenced by the various fauna that appeared to be combinations of Terran animals. There was a high rate of Psykers among the populace with the ability to control the 4 elements. The Psykers had attracted the attention of the Crimson King and the Last Primarch, who brought the planet to Compliance.i think my shitty head-canon is better than that fucking comic. Looking forward to Book 2 of Lok and more time in the Warp - I mean, the Spirit Realm
>>23960974Some comic made by a fan.
>>23962725no, me. it has me
>>23962736> this is a SFW board, but suffice it to say, there is plenty of Toph hentai out there. True, but nothing compared to the insane flood we'd have if Japan were exposed to her. She's a hyper-assertive dominant loli with built-in foot fetish potential for fuck's sake.
>>23962738So a fan comic is the origin of that weird "WANANANANANA" 'sound effect'?
>>23962809I feel compelled to mention that MLP airs in Japan later this coming weekand this picture is 6+ months old now
>>23952007You should watch LoK if only for the bitchin music and getting some more action of the original cast
>>23962862>bitchin music>more action of the original castEh. I had my fill, I moved on. You like it, great.
>>23962862don't forget this middle finger to the fans
>>23962866probably for pics of him & peach
>>23962956>not fantasizing about that giant turtle doing you with his spiky penisPeach is already on that list.
>>23962850What's the context of this chart, anyway? How was "came on" determined? What sight is it based on, paheal?
>>23962995There's a button you click for it. It's probably just horsefuckers trying to make themselves known again.
>>23962866what's so weird about jacking off to one of my/our disguises?
>>23962995yes, its paheal, I'll get you the link in a minutebut you only have to google paheal yourself to get the message
>>23963013American-Moroccan Allizzle dopest dizzle of yo' life
>>23963065Wang Fire, please start making sense.
>>23963083Wang Fire does as he pleases
>>23963013>>23963083Evidently that is one of Paradox's grand strategy games, prolly HoI though I can't tell, I'm going on the fact that America is mentioned and I dunno if America is in Vicky or EU. Anyway, they're talking gangster about tier rankings of...German families it seems? And then Morocco being friends with America
>>23963121I now I do, but I'd also like to know what I'm saying, Wang Fire.
>>23963166Wang Fire may speak as Wang Fire wants, and should easily understand what it is that Wang Fire says, as Wang Fire was the one to say it., isn't that right, Wang Fire?
>>23963196Indeed, it is most correct, Wang Fire.
>>23963205Wang Fire is glad that Wang Fire agrees.
>>23963227Why would Wang Fire disagree? Wang Fire always agrees with Wang Fire.
>>23963249And since we are all Wang Fire I think we can agree that we all agree with each other.
>>23963249Of course Wang Fire would agree with Wang Fire. Wang Fire is a most agreeable person, and furthermore, Wang Fire is never wrong. Wang Fire is simply quite joyous about most things, but of course, Wang Fire is simply asking rhetorical questions for Wang Fire's entertainment, as this knowledge is already known to Wang Fire, but Wang Fire feels obligated to answer Wang Fire nonetheless.
>>23963277>>23963280Wang Fire is pleased that we all agree on agreeing. Let's go find Wang Fire and discuss this with him!
Wang Fire thinks that /tg/ should have its poster-name default to Wang Fire instead of Anonymous.
>>23961954Wang Fire killed the Blue Spirit you say? Truly our nation's finest hero!
>>23963440This didn't happen with Alpharius, and Wang Fire doubts it will happen with Wang Fire, but Wang Fire will hope along with Wang Fire.
>>23963440>>23963454Wang Fire agrees with Wang Fire and Wang Fire and also worries about the artist who made the mildly disturbing art about us.
>>23963475Wang Fire should worry not, as those were made of the dark times before all was Wang Fire.
Wang Fire thinks Wang Fire should archive this
>>23963553Wang Fire is glad that everything on /tg/ is archived.
So Suki's gonna fuck Zuko, right?
>>23963589Zuko, being Wang Fire, has fucked Wang Fire many times.Yes
>>23963553>>23963584Wang Fire wonders if Wang Fire is aware that while sup/tg/ is a dedicated /tg/ archive, it is flooded with quest threads at the moment, whereas Archive Foolz chronicles all the posts of Wang Fire, no matter what.
>>23963605Wang Fire is, of course, aware of this, but pretended not be because Wang Fire hates these fucking quest threads
>>23963648Wang Fire agrees, thou the one quest that Wang Fire enjoyed only existed during January of this year, which is sad because Wang Fire greatly enjoys drift racing.
>>23963589Wang Fire hates to say it, but aside from that hat telling Wang Fire that that is Wang Fire disguised as Suki, Wang Fire could not tell who that was supposed to be.
>>23963589Looks like it.
Wang Fire is curious as to why Wang Fire hasn't archived this
>>23963986Wang Fire is curious as to why Wang Fire does not know that all threads on blue boards are automatically archived at foolz. Wang Fire suggests that Wang Fire goes to vote it up, though.
Fucking SPOILERS.Man, fucking spoilers for a thing I didn't even know existed. God damn.
>>23964270Don't worry, it is merely a plot by Wang Fire disguised as Ozai to dishearten and discredit Wang Fire disguised as Zuko and to legitimize the revealed bastard child Wang Fire disguised as Azula.
>>23964150Wang Fire questions the effectiveness of voting on threads about Wang Fire; as all is Wang Fire, and Wang Fire is all, Wang Fire threads are already the highest-regarded threads by the all of Wang Fire.
>>23964300Wang Fire prefers some Wang Fire threads over others.
>>23951476Azula has the best claim obviously, unless the throne passes by Agnatic Primogeniture in which case it is probably Iroh who has the best claim, of course Azula being crowned Fire Lord by Ozai after he crowned himself the Phoenix King might illustrate Cognatic or Absolute Cognatic succession, in either of those cases Azula is the rightful ruler.Being that Zuko and Iroh are both traitors and Azula is a prodigy at fire bending I would probably support he claim to the throne above any others.
>>23964357She's also batshit crazy and exiled everyone on a whim.Great choice, bro!
>>23960524>Soundly beatenWhat? The earth kingdom was broken, the Air Benders were wiped out, the Southern Water tribe is irrelevant militarily, and the Northern Water tribe is too isolationist. Their leader lost his bending, that is all, they still are by far the most powerful and advanced nation and control most of the Earth Kingdom, they could certainly hold their own against the various kingdoms. The only threat is the avatar really.Makes me want to see an Avatar mod starting around the start of the war, the Avatar goes missing and everyone is fighting for their kingdoms or over the throne of the fire nation.
>>23964440And all those old men. One of which retook a city by himself.
>>23964379you're batshit crazy
>>23964469You're Wang Fire.
>>23964440>The Earth Kingdom was broken>Because there are definitely NO MORE EARTH BENDERS WITH A GRUDGEWang Fire would like to point out that four teenagers took out an entire armada. Making the defeat of the Fire Nation even more humiliating.And also what >>23964460 said.
>>23952983>find kid trapped in an iceberg with a giant animal>HE MUST BE A FIRE NATION SPY!That reminds me, how did no one ever notice these spies? All the races were obviously different appearance wise, how did no one notice that the Avatar, Sokka, and Katara were not from the fire nation because the former had noticeably different eyes, and the latter two had dark skin and blue eyes. It would be like an American Indian infiltrating the SS in the early part of WW2.
>>23964492Because everyone was Wang Fire.Wang Fire is a master of disguise. Also, the beard. And they changed clothing! If Wang Fire was wearing blue, he'd be from the Water Tribe, but he was wearing red so he is CLEARLY from the Fire Nation.
>>23964460He defeated a garrison force, not much, retaking the Earth Empire's capital was a big feat, but required a lot of highly skilled benders, which as mentioned were mostly old, not gonna live much longer.
>>23964379She was cracking under the stress, TBF she did better than Zuko did at chasing down the Avatar. Had she been crowned from the start instead of...>Your uncle is next in line followed by his son>Since your cousin died your father is next in line followed by your brother>Now your father is in charge followed by your brother>Now you are next in line>Well your brother is back so he is next in line again, sorry>Hey your brother is a traitor and I am making myself emperor of the world, so I guess you are the only one left
>>23964543All the Wang Fires will live long enough to kick ass as specified in the Action Movie Hero Rulebook.>>23964587Wang Fire disguised as Azula is very clearly as crazy if not CRAZIER than a bag of cats. There is no point where she is not significantly disturbed and she is even implied to have killed her grandfather and enjoyed it.
Zuko is a fucking bastard hahahaha! this is hilarious
>>23964654Watch what you say about my disguise, Wang Fire!
>>23952145Do you have the rest of those?Like 'The Promise' or whatnot?
I love you /tg/. So much.
>>23964651That is an insult to bags of cats everywhere, Wang Fire.
>>23965087Hmm, I would have to agree, Wang Fire.Wang Fire disguised as Azula is MUCH crazier.
>>23965140You mean Wang Fire disguised as Wang Fire, right?
>>23965158Wang Fire is ALWAYS Wang Fire, but Wang Fire disguised as Azula allows us to differentiate between Wang Fires.
>>23965171Indubitably, Mr. Fire
>>23965513Thank you, Wang Fire.
Explains why he's such a shit Firebender if he's the child of a coward.
>>23952239/tg/, I fucking love you.
>>23965642Aw, THANK you, Wang Fire.
>>23965550Wang Fire disguised as Zuko is not a shit Firebender, he is merely not at the level of Wang Fire disguised as Azula.
>>23962850>Korra on topYeah you bet I'd like that.
>>23966321Wang Fire is always at full power, but we withhold our majesty for the sake of maintaining disguise.
>>23966807Thank you for elaborating for me, Wang Fire. I was afraid that I might have not been clear enough, as my wording of our magnificence was not nearly as wonderful.
This was quite the plesent thread, Thank you fellow Wang Fires and a good evening to us.
Is Alpharious Wang Fire or is Wang Fire Alpharious? Or Omegon. Or Both.
>>23967017Wang Fire is everyone, or, as we already established, Alpharius and Wang Fire combine to become Fire Wang
this thread still hasn't been archived. i would do it, but i don't know what the title, description and tags should be
>>23967141>titleWang Fire>DescriptionWang Fire discovers that he is everything and everything is Wang Fire.>tagsWang FireAlpharius is Wang FireFuck that angsty shit