I've been recruited as a GM for a one person Adeptus Evangelion game online. I've already got the setting nailed down, a world where WW2 ended in a stalemate and the modern world is divided between the Allies, the Axis, and the Communists. Now I need the most important thing for an AdEva game: Pointless symbolism.So, /tg/, I need all your knowledge of insane mythologies and religions from around the world. The more arcane and mystical, the better. Kabbalah, Gnosticism, Zoroastrianism, all of that. What do you consider to the the most arcane and out there tradition in all the world?Also welcome: Angels and godlike beings, of which I shall be dumping my small collection.
>>23757275Well, if you've got Nazis then you can make something about their occult practices, which dabbled into a bit of Christianity, old Norse stuff, and a bit of myths about Hyperborea and other such things. The ancient aliens shit just pours out of them.
Crowley-style mysticism is always good, and probably at least vaguely recognizable. You don't want all of the symbolism to be completely lost on your player, after all.Failing that, look into Satanism. Original flavor, Anton Lavey style. Hell, have Lavey be this universe's Gendo Ikari.
>>23757378Mu/Lemuria/All that lost continent shit would be a good jumping point. I'll have to look more into that mysticism.>>23757423He actually has read the Satanist's Bible. Don't think he'd recognize Crowley though.
Tell me OP, have you considered drawing on Zoroastrianism?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism
>>23757275Make a Taoism Eva.Like in that story with the guy who was making bricks, except the Eva goes through different shapes, like tank, plane and such.You know that story, right?
>>23757461Then you know what you must do. The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn awaits.
>>23757275Slavic mythology is a great source of potential symbolism for both its generally association with the Russians and because it is fairly unknown in the Western world. If you read up a bit on it you could probably pull some pointless symbolism out, name some of the angels after Slavic gods that have nothing to do with them and watch your players go crazy trying to figure out your naming scheme, etc.
>>23757423To add to this, the Thule Society was heavily influenced by Crowley's brand of occultism, so you can easily create some sort of plot progression from that, that gives both Allies and Axis knowledge of the EVAs.
I don't know much concretely about them, but apparently the cult of Pythagoras was pretty hilarious, what with ascribing stuff to numbers and numerology and beans and stuff.
>>23757465It would be good to draw upon it, especially the bits that influenced later religion. However, he's on a Fate Stay/Night bend so I can't draw too much or he'll get the reference immediately. >>23757475I do not know that story. Care to tell it?
OP watch this,>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPwWork from that. Shit be worth It
>>23757465Holy shit, I saw a big poster with faravahar symbols at university today. I first thought it was some sort of weird jew thing.
>>23757475You just had to say it.
>>23757546>that utter bullshit>that high pitched annoying voice
>>23757584>no doubt Zen-powered by Death BuddhistslolwutI need a source on this shit.
"Now I'm not saying it was Evangelions. But it was Evangelions."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKM-XSYKrFo
>>23757546It's like an insane Theosophist version of Extra Credits powered by conjecture and . It's perfect.
>>23757603it's from "The Manhattan Projects"Some anon storytimed it here a month or so ago.t'was good.
>>23757691"It Came From the Shower Curtain!!"
>no SSRFEnjoyhttp://www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/Its some weird Indian thing pretending to be science that's pretty cultish.
>>23757546this is the perfect example of people who have no idea what occam's razor is
>>23757546Who the fuck is this Thoth guy?And what the fuck am I even watching?
>>23757546I can't...look away...Should I first go back and watch the other eleven that I assume exist?
I wonder if Timecube is still up.
>>23757545SoBasically a guy makes bricks. And he's not really appreciative of his job because damn, making bricks?So then he thinks, "Shit, It'd be cool to be like that merchant over there" and BAM, the guy is the merchant.Then the story goes like that for a while, because shit, that guy is wealthy, shit, this guy has REALLY important government job, shit, that bird is so free.Yeah, he actually gets turned into abird. But then he looks at the wall and thinks that currently, even that a fucking brick has more meaning than his current life.BAM, he's a brick. The guys is proud as shit that he gets to be an important and supporting thing of the society.Then he gets the best idea. Instead of being a one brick, he could be a guy that makes whole bunch of them!And BAM, guy makes full circle.Now, the same with Eva, except she gets to be all sorts of crazy weaponry before being turned back into the humanoid form.
>>23757749Thoth is an Egyptian deity.Apparently you're watching someone wax historic about stuff that needs some serious citations to even be near provable.
>>23757753Nah, fuck them.I watched only that one.And made a setting out of It
>>23757766You bet your Oneness ass it's still up.Children will be blessed forKilling Of Educated AdultsWho Ignore 4 Simultaneous Days Same Earth Rotation.Practicing Evil ONEness -Upon Earth Of Quadrants. Evil Adult Crime VS Youth. Supports Lie Of Integration. 1 Educated Are Most Dumb. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1. Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self. 1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God. Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother – She Left Belly B. Signature.Every Priest Has Ma Sign But Lies To Honor Queers.Belly B. Proves 4 Corners. Your dirty lying teachersuse only the midnight tomidnight 1 day (ignoring3 other days) Time to notfoul (already wrong) bible time. Lie that corrupts earthyou educated stupid fools. GoBelly-Button Logic Works.http://www.timecube.com/
Personally, I love what cargo cults did with religion.
Is it bad that I can accept giant robots powered by angst and angels coming to wreck our shit but I can't accept mazis surviving next two decades?
>>23757808What if they only survive because of the angst powered robots?
Steal from oWoD. Steal like crazy.From Mage:The world is run by a technocratic union that originally wanted to spread science and technology to protect humanity.Now, they seek to control it through bankers, technology, medicine, the media and so on. They have managed to kill the spark of imagination and hope in humans.The world itself is defined by belief - if enough people believe in something, it will come true. That's why the Earth now orbits the Sun.Convert them into SEELE.From Werewolf:The Triat, or the Great Three, Creation and Chaos, Maintenance and Form, and Destruction and Entropy. Once they were in balance, but now they're at each others' throats.Form has almost killed the spark of Creation, seeking to make reality into a bleak and monotone wasteland, and has chained Entropy, driving it mad.Entropy has become Corruption, and now seeks to destroy the world so it can be free again.Combine it with the world-is-what-you-believe-it-is from above, and you can say that he's corrupted because humans corrupted it.As they corrupted the Maintenance and Form, by seeking to understand everything and give it form they can understand.From Demon:Humans were never supposed to have sentience. Because they got it, they screwed the world.Now, God seeks to redo his work. Or not, he's not really there anymore. And if he is, he's insane.You know the three mentioned above? Yeah, they're him.Go insane.
>>23757823the jews are doomed
>>23757808Very latest poll things showed that a really huge percent of Ausfags thinks that Hitler was a good idea
>>23757546Wait, what the fuck?Hebrews are aliens because an Egyptian god says so?WHAT IN THE NINE FUCKS IS GOING ON?
>>23757546[CITATION NEEDED][CITATION FUCKING NEEDED][HOLY FUCKING ASS SHIT YOU ARE ONE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER]
>>23757843They're gone in Europe by the time of the game. They've moved on to draining the Mediterranean and doing horrible things to Africa.
>>23757899The citation is ancient Mayan texts describing the alien Hebrews from the future and the Martians on Atlantas, bro!
>>23757843Golems are kinda like angst powered robots, right?
>>23757546This is hilarious!
>>23757932They're gonna need a lot of clay.
>>23757546>compares driving on the freeway to ancient atlantian magic vortexes
>>23757774this sounds like it would work better as an angelsort of like the fifth angel/Ramiel
>>23757794Yes, building adEva campaign on time cube premise.I don't know how it might work, but I'm sure it would be awesome. We need to delegate somebody with some spare sanity points to create a setting based on it.
>>23757983The only way to do is justice is to go in dry with no sanity whatsoever.
>>23757983We're gonna need to find an anon inside Google to add Time Cube --> English to their translation service, or we're never gonna decipher the source material.
>>23758005We need that guy who went full Kojima in that one Metal Gear thread
>>23757932>>23757950I just visualized that scene from Ghost in my head, but instead of Demi Moore its a crying jew making a big fucking golem to fight the Nazi EVAs. Dafuq?
Scientologyshit i want an adEva with only more recent stuff
>>23758030Yes, this is DEEP enough.This has to be implemented somehow
>>23757546oh god this is the funniest shit ive ever seenyou have made my day
>>23757932my jewboner! Jews have an Eva, but it's far more advanced thanks to hundreds years of practice.Also, May 1943, multiple concentration camps hit by golem assaults, defenders completely wiped out. All prisoners disappeared
>>23758030>>23758053OP here.It's going in, along with shreds of Time Cube and asshole Martians and Future Alien Hebrews on Lemuria and brick making Angels.I don't know what the fuck is happening any more.
>>23758030>attend Jewish pottery class>they only make golems
>>23758085this is going to be the greatest setting ever
>>23758083They now hide on the moon.Or Antarctica.Or they went back to Atlantis or something, I don't know.
>>23758085You have to come back someday, and tell us how did you make It work
>>23758030Kinda reminds me of Deathworld.
>>23758109>Antartica>not an underground fortress called Jerusalem-3
>>23758083>Jews have an Eva, but it's far more advanced thanks to hundreds years of practiceAND IT'S MADE OUT OF FUCKING CLAY!>tfw Israel is just one big pottery class
>>23758113One day, brother. One day.
>>23758148some one needs to make a setting based of this videothis shit is fucking golden
So, wait, is the Wailing Wall still around?Or is it made into a golem called the Wailing Death?
>>23758148>not Hyperborea turned into a submarine
>>23758129AdeptusEvangelion: Jews get their shit togetherWish I had players.
I always wanted to do Eva with Norse instead of Christian imagery. But this thread already has chosen its fate, so I guess I'll have to wait.
>>23758194>hyperbolea vs lemuria: the revenge of the hebrews
>>23758171I'm currently preparing a game in that thing.It's basically Assassin's Creed except with Psychics and Martians instead of Assassins and Templars
>>23758198The player is basically being forced to work for the Nazis in between angel/Atlantian attacks.>Pilot, go to Palestine and put down the rebel arabs blah blah blah complaining about ghosts in the desert blah blah blah>SUDDENLY EVA-SIZED GOLEMS AND CONTINENT-SUBMARINES EVERYWHERE
>>23758194>not Hyperbole turned into a submarineconceptual submarine! Though people say that it isn't as good as it sounds.
>>23757546>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPwCitation nee - oh, Thoth told you? 100% LEGIT I BELIEVE.
>>23758248YESYESI AM STEALING THIS IDEA AND USING ITCan I? I actually have some potential players
I'm not sure I can make this Evangelion-ey enough to keep it horrifying and mind blasting while keeping all this hilarity.But by Thoth, I will try.
>>23757739"As shown in the diagram above, when we undertake research in modern sciences, we follow generic steps to reach a conclusion or to accept or reject the null hypothesis. As the conclusion depends on the hypothesis, it does not necessarily reflect the truth. Considering that most people are unaware that a spiritual dimension exists, it is inevitable that most hypotheses will not consider the actual spiritual root causes. In spiritual research, seekers of God with advanced sixth sense obtain the answers from the Universal Mind and Intellect just by posing the question i.e. the multiple steps needed in modern sciences are not required. Hence when obtaining answers, the physical, psychological and spiritual realm is included. The level of ‘Truth’ in the answer however is directly proportional to the level of sixth sense of the researching seeker."
>>23758281Go right ahead, Atlantis-bro. This is too big for just one person.
>>23758292A good choice of music can do wonders.Work with>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPwand>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-qI4nFDod0
>>23758214>Hyperborea X Lemuria 2: The Aryans of Atlantis
>>23758292What's more terrifying than a war between Jew aliens and nazi gods?
>>23758330....Not very much, to be honest. Especially when you're in the middle of it.
>>23758326And with Wardruna link, don't forget to read the description for lyrics!
I'm now imagining nazi Eva's erupting from the corners of the earth, and all of the worlds Hebrews ascending into the sky and flying to Atlantis I love you tg
>>23758328>Hyperborea X Lemuria 3: Mu Strikes Back
>>23758395Don't forget the god ship thing under the Pyramids.
>>23758253>no physical Evas>a mystic who began meditating under a Bodhi tree over two thousand years ago manifests grand spiritual engines based on his deep and subtle understandings of the soul and its multitudes. In attempting to expurge his Self and attain enlightenment he succeeded>now his virtues are rampaging, attempting to tear open the veil of Mara to see true reality>the players become one with his underfed vices, piloting conceptual weapons that grow stronger the sicker their souls become>they meditate on altars attuned to this purged darkness, becoming one with the darkness as the darkness becomes one with them>What sort of man would sacrifice children to save a world of sinners from a good man?>What sort of man would place his son upon an altar of Wrath to save the world?
I'm somewhat convinced that tis thread here might be worth archiving.Those ideas are actually pretty damn nice and I'd like to reread them someday
>>23758414>Hyperborea X Lemuria 4: Thule Strikes Back
i can finally post this
>>23758443I'm not commenting on whether or not it should be archived, but you can just right click ->save it and get the whole thing on your computer.
>>23758451>Hyperboria X Lemuria 5: The Hunt for Terra Incognita
>>23758455There's so much material out there to use.This is Shaloman. You summon him by yelling "Oy vey!"Now imagine him a hundred meters tall and hiding under the sea.
>>23758474I... haven't thought of that
>>23758480>Hyperboria X Lemuria 6: To the Center of the Hollow Earth
>>23758440Oh, and all the Evas and Angels in this version would be terrifyingly abstract concepts akin to Mandalas come to life and destroying cities.
>>23758537Hyperboria X Lemuria 7: The Final Battle
>>23758524>Hebrew aliens vs nazi Evas vs Cthulhu That's it. We have reached the pinnacle of thought
>>23757367>>23757691Who did these and are there more?
>>23758548>Hyperboria X Lemuria 8: Lemuria Goes to Hell
>>23758574>Hyperborea X Lemuria 9: Red Mu Rising
>>23758574>Hyperboria X Lemuria 9: Thoth takes New York
>>23758557Is this...Is this what rising a level in consciousness feels like? Did we just cause a polar shift?
>>23758567Sorry, I don't know who did them. I've got some more stuff like it though.
>>23758337Seriously, fuck ants. Those things should be the first to go if anything is to go extinct. They're a solid argument for the development of bio-weapons.
>>23757546... WAIT A FUCKING SECOND! Are these the people who do Extra Credits!?
>>23758678Nah, they're just using the style heavily. It makes everything so much better.
>>23758648>giant burning bush with evil eye on it>angels walking on water>angels flying in the sky>sea is splitting>fire and lava rises from the sea>ash clouds and fireballs everywhereYup, that's a Class 4 Apocalypse.
>>23757275I wanted to run something new for some time. Tell me about Adeptus Evangelion?
>>23757275I've been reading a book on Alchemy. Their homonculi and incestuous god figures are quite intriguing and as a bonus, they are all from crazy drug trips
>>23758756Have you ever watched Neon Genesis Evangelion?
>>23758756Adeptus Evangelion is something /tg/ made some years back. It's basically just Dark Heresy with some tweaks to allow for giant robots and some focus on psychological trauma.
>>23758440holy fuck fucking FUND IT
>>23758829Yes, and I like it.>>23758892Is there a PDF?
>>23758648do any of you guys get the feeling that these pictures are something we aren't supposed to see? like they're so terrible and wonderful to behold that if we ever saw them appear before us right this very second we'd probably die from sheer fright?
>>23758119It kinda does. Was that just dropped? Did anybody ever get to working on the crunch?
>>23758983YOU MAKE THE CHILDYOU HAVE THE MENTAL ISSUESYOU DRIVE THE ROBOTYOU FIGHT THE ANGELSYOU GO CRAZYYOU TURN INTO TANGMAYBE SAVE THE WORLDIF YOU DON'T FUCK IT ALL UPWHICH YOU PROBABLY WILLhttp://www.mediafire.com/?ue47q05u115e97i
>>23758983Pretty much everything you want can be found through here.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Adeptus_Evangelion
>>23758990I'm pretty sure I'd react to all kinds of apocalypse shit with a shrug.I just don't particularly care
>>23759000Sounds like every other game we play.
>>23757546>tantric interdimensional sex meditation
>>23758900Not sure how to turn that into something without ripping off Eva too hard. Maybe make the protagonists older, men and women who start out idealists who want to save the world and are terrified of what they're becoming. Swap out an actual father for a beloved father figure of our main pilot, a military man who only wanted to save people before he began lending his soul to a conceptual weapon formed of rage.Maybe it'd work as a weird indie comic?. I'd say a quest, but it would be probably pure railroading and I'm already busy with another one.
>>23758995There was no consensus on what system was the best to use, and people were too focused on hammering out the setting with OTT/"awesome" fluff to bother making rules for it.
>>23759067>the moon affects the earth's magnetic field
>>23759105>>23759067That's just the tip of the fucking iceberg.
>>23757546>"the sumerians had this information from Day 1 of their civilization.>metric tonne of other horseshityou know, i have a theory, /tg/. i believe that the more boring your life is, the more likely you are to believe conspiracies are true. sound plausible?
>>23759245Yep sounds about right.
>>23759136>emerald texts found in the pyramids that are indestructible and violate the laws of physics
>>23757546>The martians severed the love connection, destroyed themselves and then built a synthetic merkava so they could move to lemuria and live with the space hebrews.
>>23759245Maybe the more powerless you feel in your life. Of course it's not your fault your life is shit, it's all because of [boogeyman of choice!]
I think this would be a good time to mention Supergod, by Warren Ellis. I might even storytime it.
>>23759341Supergod? As opposed to what?
>>23757774So... She's a Transformer Evangelion?...I can dig it.Hell, it's not like AT field pseudoscience wouldn't accommodate it.>>23757977Eh, while Ramiel was the Transforming Diamond in Rebuild, she never did anything non-geometric...I think the idea was that she wasn't so much as choosing her forms as much as assuming the next natural pattern to match the situation.Thus they wouldn't have the consciousness to recognize a form then subconsciously shift into it like a pilot/self aware Eva soul would.>>23758085Meh, makes about as much sense as an advanced alien race somehow seeding ever planetoid with a terraforming device, somehow missing every other planet in our solar system, and the only two they do seed end up crashing into one another to go haywire......Because THAT is apparently CANON Evangelion's backstory...>>23758129Eh, if we're using Judeo-Christian lore with an Evangelion slant, then it would be called "Eden"... and be the geofront that the Hebrews used as a spaceship to get to Earth from the future......That fits, right?
>>23759245You know the more I watch this the more I think it's just that this guy is totally fucking insane and just drifting out in space.And presumably chatting with fucking Thoth.You know this would actually make a pretty cool setting, I'm glad anon shared it.
>>23757546I cannot adequately express my immense level of what.I've heard of these animations and tried to get a few of them, but this is...
>>23759385>...Becaus eTHAT is apparently CANON Evangelion's backstory...That was in a video game, not canon.Pic semi-related, Evenjelloman shit.
>>23759444to be fair, shinji has a very grabable face
>>23759385>she never did anything non-geometric...>She never did>SHE>GIANT D8>SHEHow, exactly, did you reach that conclusion?
>>23759474Well, at that time we were a female species.
>>23757546That is an impressive concentration of crazy.
>>23759456Oh, don't I know it...
>>23759525Kaworou, don't make me push the button
>>23757546I now understand. I have no idea what I understand, but I understand.
>>23759516After you've done the things I've done, and seen the things I've seen.... Ah fuck it. It's crazy as hell holding couples' ice skating during Christmas.
>>23758337Nah, the Ants are pretty cool once you get passed their horrific appearances.As long as your species is useful to the colony, it will be preserved.>>23758440Welp, we now know what Buddhist Evangelion would be like.>>23758547...So they'd basically be all the non-humanoid Angles?
>>23757465here's the Avesta, the collection of sacred texts and prayers n' whatnot for Zoroastrianism, in case you want to read through it or something.http://www.avesta.org/yasna/yasna.htm
>>23759737note, its in raw form....
>>23759444Hey Anno was involved in it, I think it's got about the same canon weight as Star Wars The Clone Wars...>>23759474Easy, all angels are considered female until proven otherwise!Makes it easier to characterize them in a Harem setting....Yes, I came up with a Tenchi Style harem re-imagining of Evangelion... ...Why are you looking at me like that?
>>23759650>Nah, the Ants are pretty cool once you get passed their horrific appearances.>As long as your species is useful to the colony, it will be preserved.LIES! Ants will fuck you up in a horrible way if you give them the chance! They gnaw their way through your skin and eat you from the inside. They crawl in through your tear ducts and behind your eyes, and if your eyes are closed they will eat their way through your eyelids. They bite off the tendons off other creatures to paralyze their prey, if they don't inject fucking poison into your body to pacify you. You can't hide from them or run from them, because they will find you. They will literally make fucking rafts of their own bodies just to get to you from across the water. They smell you if you hide, and their vanguard of 50 million soldier ants will find you and do horrible things to you. Ants are the fucking worst.
>>23759737OH, they're the one's that believe in a final judgement that's a wave of molten metal that burns the wicked and immortalizes the good, right?That's 3rd impact tier right there.
>>23759650Ants are not cool. Watch the Besieged Fortress and tremble in despair.
Fourth Way of George Gurdjief.Got that one from a song.
>>23759797im not sure... i think so. im busy reading through the first chapters...
>>23759650Read this thread >>23738706
>>23759792I want to kill and worship you.
>>23759792>...Yes, I came up with a Tenchi Style harem re-imagining of Evangelion... Zeruel is such a yandere
>>23759793You just described why ants are the best.
>>2375754640 minutes into this thing for some fucking reason - "Keep an open mind about this for there is very little proof for what I'm about to say"
>>23759793>>23759825Oh you fucking Termite fags, are you so blind that you can't even see how much the ants want a sweet piece of DAT ROYAL ABDOMEN!
>>23759918The fact that he doesn't say that until 40 minutes is fucking hilarious.
>>23759792>...Yes, I came up with a Tenchi Style harem re-imagining of Evangelion... >...Why are you looking at me like that?alright, which angels have which personalities?and is the main character still shinji, or is it adam?
>>23759951>DAT ROYAL ABDOMEN!Skip to 1:10.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t49h7yX6Gsw&feature=player_detailpage#t=69s
>>23759970Yep, especially when he gives just about as much 'proof' for what he talks about then as any other time.Also next time I masturbate I'm hitting myself on the head with an ankh and seeing if I live forever or at least manifest some kinda psychic powers. Wish me luck /tg/
>>23759918>sumerians and egyptians emerged from nowhere
>>23759918>Bullets could not pass through this fieldSo, wait. People supposedly found a mysterious wall of light in an ancient tunnel below the Sphinx and their initial reaction was to shoot at it?I'm trying desperately not to laugh. Failing miserably.
>>23760035You know, I had the exact same idea....Proof of Christ Grid?
>>23759858Nothing there I didn't already know...>>23759871Achievement UNLOCKED!>>23759875Nah, she was the Genki Martial Arts freak......Did do a Tsundere Zeruel for Nobody Dies though...
>>23757546So the fucking Greys are in on this too?Christ. Every goddamn conspiracy is here.
>>23760066>yes, the proof for this was in a document i have no proof exists
>>23757546I love how much they try to drag science out and use it as evidence for all this bullshit.
>>23760095Really though. We want the story.
>>23757546New mythos for D&D modern.
>Pythagoras founded greeceI-I dont know if i can take this much stupidity
>>23757546Is there a name for this particular philosophy?I must read more insanity.
>>23760095It's story time
>>23760253Sorry, D20 Modern*. no fucking Idea, why I said D&D.
>>23759986Ugh, lets see if I can still remember them off the top of my head...Adam got replaced by Kozo...Lilith was the Kooky Mom...Sachiel was the crybaby who won the superpower lottery...Uh... Shamshel was the protective one with a sunny personality...Ramiel was the cold logical Sniper with Octo, a Haro-like companion that resembles her original form...Gaghiel was Tier Harribel, who got along with Unit 01, considered the Moeblob Unit 02 and the Iowa Class of Battleships her eternal rivals, and angst about being the angelic equivalent to Aquaman...The Israfel twins were Gimmy and Darry with a wannabe rapper twist......Ugh, can't remember what Sandalphonshtick was...
fuck, now he's blaming the church for everything
guysGUYSITS NOT THE JEWS THAT ARE CONTROLLING THE MEDIA, ITS THE MARTIANS
>>23760302It's a sign. Clearly the ancient Egyptians (Martians, all of them) traveled to the future to plant in you head that it was D&D modern instead of D20 modern to cover up the number 20, which they seek to wipe from the surface of the Earth, as it is the holy number of the ascension as proclaimed by Thoth.
>>23757546i did it guys, i watched the whole thingholy shit
>>23760213>>23760299Which, the failed Nobody Dies spinoff featuring Tsundere Zeruel or my own crazy ass over-bloated fanfic idea?
>>23760369How was it? I'm 22 minutes in and it's fucking hilarious so far.
>>23760397You haven't even gotten to the Egypt shit yet.Or Pythagoras founding all of Greece.
>>23760366No, that was Phlekh, which came between 6 and 7.
>>23760397to be honest, its probably one of the coolest and most complex mythos I've ever heard
>>23760415Oh my... That sounds absolutely amazing.
Hey OP. If it's not too much trouble write up a document of your setting. Or save the logs from your sessions. I want to ride this crazy train all the way off the rails.
I finished the whole damn video.Fuck it. I'm going all the way in. The first video on their channel is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhX6LoNZdAcWHO WILL JOIN ME?
>>23760556>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhX6LoNZdAcive had enough crazy for one night. but seriously, someone should make a setting based on this
>>23760427I almost sympathize with believing it. Everything would be much cooler if it were true.It's still COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE though.
>>23760609>giant tentacle gods?>fuck that, we have martians, alien hebrews, 12 dimensional justice league, christ grids, and some guy named thoth!
>>23757546I know I'm late, but.... What in the actual fuck.
>>23757546This was some funny shit, and it just might make for a fun setting. Do it.
>>23760648you are in for one hell of a ride
>>23760556I AM WITH YOU BROTHER
>>23760556oh, its just this new age shit
>>23760723It's so much more than that. Fucking Lemuria and Thoth and his multi dimensional time cops, man.
what would a setting about this even be called?
>>23757546Hey guys... I noticed something by 43:35... It sounds like a good idea.Spirals. They are everywhere in this video.Uzumaki.
>>23760745I don't know, but I'll work it and EVA into my homebrew.
>>23760556>my chakras except for blue throat were closed>because my room is blue>and so are my sheets.this is so much bullshit
>>23760745batshit: the insanening
>>23760748OP here.It fits perfectly. That's going in there too.
>>23760748The events Uzumaki depict a town built upon and being reality-warped by one of the Martian's Lucifer Project sites.
>>23760824In his first video he claims that bullied kids are bullied because they feel sad and you can will things into being, and everything bad that happens to you is your fault because you're willing it to happen.
>>23760748Spirals, you say?
>>23760862So it's basically The Secret.
>>23760862Wait, so we're all a race of reality warpers?Why do i not have a hot lamia waifu then?
>>23760883But with more Thoth. I'm on video 3. He's talking about Channeling or some shit. I don't think I can take much more.
>>23760883With jews, martians, ancient egyptian aliens, thirteenth dimensional wonder friends, and emotional death.Also, he mixes up jews and martians near the end of the video.
>>23760863Shit, now I have to add TTGL to the setting. Which works with the giant robot side of things.
>>23760912You do realize that NGE and TTGL are very different sides of the giant mecha thing right? In fact, I'd go so far as to say that a TTGL themed game would be a deconstruction of AdEva.
>>23760892You don't want it enough.
>>23760908>mixes up>implying the martians and the jews arent both controlling the world, locked in an eternal struggle for power>implying the nazis weren't just trying to reclaim earth for the hyperboreans
>>23760957Which is why Hitler was actually the good guy.
>>23760908Nah, bro. It's the Martians all this time. Them and their male brains and technology.Now they're the Nazis and they're trying to wipe out the future Hebrews and we need to stop them!
>>23760892Because you haven't ascended to the higher levels of consciousness you dummy.>>23760837I vote for "As Told By Thoth"
>>23760935I can make it work. I can make anything work according to >>23760892 here.Also You, >>23760892 what this guy >>23760948 said.I want Asuka as my waifu so bad.
>>23760967We already went over this. The good guys are the ones hiding on the continent submarine and fighting using giant Evangelion golems and ancient magic.
>>23760556the animation style and voice changer remind me of extra credits
>>23760967>mfw the nazis invading europe was just a front>they were actually waging war on the alien forces that control ushitler confirmed for greatest HFY in history
>>23760912Evas use spiral energy tied to Lucifer Project sites which are extra-dimensional martian temples, the area and energies around these temples are referred to as Uzumaki Zones. Said energy is used to power AT fields, which are used to spin reality outside of Uzumaki Zones and maintain physical form by counteracting the effect inside Uzumaki Zones.Uzumaki Zones are generally empty, however several of them house extra-dimensional monstrosities.
>>23761017I don't know who's who anymore. I like it, though. In fact, I kind of want in on this game.
>>23761007My personal vote for the setting name.Here, I even spent three polar shift periods in MS Pant making a mock up of the cover.
>>23761029Cool. I didn't even have to do the work this time. But I don't anything about Uzumaki and what the fuck is the Lucifer Project?
>>23761081>where were you during the last polar shift?
>>23760912The thing is Evangelion themed as-intended is diametrically opposed to being a fucking man. But you know what, fuck the original imaginings. My players prevented Third Impact like bosses, and I pulled shit trying to keep it going that the original series didn't even try.Then I ran a NASCAR themed Norse version. There's archives somewhere.
>video 4>Discusses indigo children, which are apparently some sort of powerful psychic>almost all kids born in north America are indigo childrenGentlemen, how does this alter the balance of power?
>>23761044Hebrews are the ones that hide on submerged Lemuria/Atlantis and fight the Nazis using giant golems. They are the last remnants of the Mayans and the last links to the hyper evolved humanity before the Fall.The Nazis are controlled by the Thule Society which is run by the Martian descendants and want to wipe out the Hebrews so they can construct an artificial soul engine and become gods.
a lucifer project is when the spirit cuts itself off from the rest of the spiritual world, becoming a highly unstable realtiy-warp-fuckshitstack
>>23761143that is the greatest premise for anything ever
>>23761027The Ashen Stars setting actually makes a veiled, elaborate joke about that. The Hitler being HFY, not the Spacejews part.
>>23761091The Lucifer Project is described as a particular event when a species removes itself from the collective consciousness of life to develop their own reality. In fact, his descriptions reminded me a lot of the end of TTGL.
>>23761128The US and the other allied powers are interested in regaining the power of the past, but not through the old ways taught by Thoth. They instead plan to use their inborn psychic powers to obtain power.The Communists are... fuck, what could the Communists be?
>>23761091If you watched that video earlier in the thread... Lucifer Project is a technology used to create another reality. Used by the martians to fuck up Atlantis by reducing the barrier between dimensions and infecting all higher-dimension humans at the time with souls from other dimensions.Also... You can swap Uzumaki Zones with something else. I'm just using it as a replaceable catch term (like Evas).OH OH. Evas could be sleeping Martians, which would be left-brain-thinking humanoid giants (also in the video) powered by rage who had rested in such areas... Until they were body-hijacked and weaponized by humans.
>>23761091Apparently the Lucifer Project is the wrongbad thing that never works because you cut love out of your life, even though Evil and Good don't actually exist so how in the hell do you have something be inherently wrongbad is beyond me...
>>23761185Apparently, China also has them. Fewer, but more powerful.
>>23761205>>23761195Lucifer Project = Spirals. The guy who made the video was the Anti-Spiral.
>>23761195NO WAITthe 5th level beings are like 50 feet tall right?THE EVAS ARE JUST SUPER ADVANCED LIFE FORMSMIND MOTHERFUCKING BLOWN
>>23761195>>23761225>Evas could be sleeping Martians, which would be left-brain-thinking humanoid giants (also in the video) powered by rage who had rested in such areas... Until they were body-hijacked and weaponized by humans.
>>23761219The chinese ones are superpsychics apparently, which are somehow the opposite?they're nature trying to balance these new abilities out through evolution apparently.I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
>>23761239the martians arent 5th level beings, but the rest is completely fan-motherfucking-tastic
>>23761158Ah, thank you.
>>23761195Nah, Evas are Female man...>>23761225More like they are SUPPOSE to be this, but we've lobotomized them to use as weapons.
>>23761271We may have to fudge the size of the beings a bit. Evangelions are really really tall.Maybe a hypothetical 6th level being, bound by human science?
>>23761298Consider that they were not actually doomed to failure and emotionless, but that they were violently put down every time. Take the video as a propaganda piece. It's up to humans to use these Martians pull it off.>>23761316Eva scale is inconsistent as shit. AdEva just calls it 40 meters, I think.
>>23761205>>23761195>>23761184Okay. I never claim sanity, ever, but that makes me sound completely, boringly, sane.
>>23761298>evas are actually 5th level beings that came to earth, but were consumed by the crazy-warp-fuckness>the martians then carved them out, and turned them into fighting monsters>mfw
>>23761316Jesus fucking Christ, I didn't think EVAs were that big.
>>23761339That would put them at 131 feet then. That's still comparatively tall.
>>23761401we can bend the rules a little bit
Nearing the end of the video... He tells how Osiris became immortal by having his body being ripped to pieces by his brother then being put back together.If we're using weaponized 5th/6th level being...To operate the Evas, a pilot must be torn apart by the Male-Mind of the Eva in order to synch with it. But have to synch with the Female-Mind of the mech in order to actually stay alive.Pilots have to balance this out... If they synch with the Male aspect, they gain power but will be further torn apart and become one with the mech. If they synch too much with the Female aspect, they become a psychic being unable to interact with the physical world (thus a comatose body... and likely fapped upon).
>>23761339>Consider that they were not actually doomed to failure and emotionless, but that they were violently put down every time. Take the video as a propaganda piece. It's up to humans to use these Martians pull it off.If the Nazis are the Martians, they definitely shouldn't be allowed to pull it off. It'll be marching for all eternity in a perfectly blonde world.The really interesting point is whether or not the capitalist Allies get it with their psychic meritocracy and Coca-Cola or the Communists who basically want Instrumentality get it.Or if the Hebrews succeed in building a large enough Golem to punch them both, in which case Thoth wins.
>>23761346And the twist is we were the Martians the whole time!
>>23761463How would that work in the rules? A scale rather than the normal Synch Ratio rules?
>>23761503 BUT THEN WHO WAS ATLANTEAN?
>>23761486So Nazi or Allies win, good for humanity. Communists or Hebrew win, bad for humanity.
>>23761486your mixing up the hebrews and those higher-level psychicsthe hebrews were the blue ones, and the martians were the red onesthe purple ones (cant remember the names) are the super-powerful psychics that formed atlantis, the lemurians (normal humans) inhabited it, then the martians and hebrews camethoth was one of those psychics
>>23761533But Thoth is our weird bird god dude from the past that watches over us and makes sure we do EVERYTHING EXACTLY RIGHT.We're pretty much fucked whoever wins, unless the player(s) decide "Fuck this, I'm Thoth now" when they hit a high enough SR.
>>23761521Easy, the Angels....Also the one true final twist is this is all a failed sequel to Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water!
>>23759341You storytime that shit, bro. I need it.
>>23761574then the inception horn sounds
>>23761560The way I'm seeing it, Lucifer Project, which is the result of victory for either Nazi or Allies, is a method of advancement and individualization. It could allow even a new and young species like humanity to become relevant. The Communists win, Instrumentality, humanity turns into a giant hive mind and is no more. Hebrews win, humanity builds up again into a giant hive mind and is no more. That's why he painted ascending to higher dimensions as being a good thing full of nice people who don't fight; there is no humanity or individualism there.
>>23761611so the only way to win is to kill thoth?
>>23761651but when you kill thoth, the other higher level beings will come>mfw earth just declared war on the ethreal plain
>>23761611I'm taking a more literal interpretation based on the video, where the Martians winning is definitely a Bad Thing for humans. The Hebrews aren't really part of the hierarchy with Thoth, but they have records of it and so have their own broken way of trying to achieve it. The Allies and Communists both have good intentions, but the Allied one will cause a shitload of death and basically fuck everyone not one of them over for infinity. The Communist one will make everyone happy but leads to stagnation. The Hebrew one is in theory the best as it leads to spiritual transcendence for everyone, but it's flawed and will just restart everything if carried out in its present form. The actual Purple Dudes, led by Thoth, are trying to stop all this from happening. Those are what the Angels are.
>>23761704And that's why the Lucifer Project always fails. Not because the idea itself is flawed, but because other things step in to take it down.
>>23761724still, sounds like a glorious way to go
>>23761721And however my one confused player, an AT tactician from England with a severe fear of the dark and a deeply submissive attitude, chooses will decide the fate of how the human race proceeds.
>>23761738It does, unless you are the first to manage a win condition. And you have the ability to study and make use of your predecessors on the project, which is also the way they won in TTGL.
Can we throw in the Reapers and Elder things?Just for added fustercluck?
>>23761463Alright. Now I'll try to fit christ conciousness (that weird noosphere grid thing) into this.If you're absorbed into the mech by the Male aspect... The mech goes berserk and does extra killy things. Bad, but we don't really care since it's going to die down once everything's digested once all the built-up rage of the human (dead) host has been expended.Being turned into a psychic being by the Female aspect is where shit hits the fan. The pilot becomes a psychic being, an extra-dimensional reality warper. There are problems with this... Humans aren't capable of understanding the higher dimensions and their souls will break. They will more than likely migrate to an empty Lucifer Project Temple and manifest as a psychic monster that requires use of spiral energy to destroy.These Female aspect manifestations create their own UZ (change) around them, and become walking reality wastelands.The agency deals with these pilots who have ascended through the Female aspect by disposing of the bodies ASAP before the soul has time to migrate to the nearest Lucifer Project.
>>23761796I could totally see Nyarlathotep as an advocate for the Lucifer Project. Crawling Chaos and all, he can't be a fan of the hive mind ascension.
>>23761796Cosmic enemies AND ethereal enemies?YES PLEASE
>>23761825...unless he drove said hivemind COMPLETELY insane.Imagine the chaos THAT would cause
I think my brain over loaded from how insanely awesome this thread is.
>>23761804Now... The end goal of SOME organization should be to get 2 Female aspect manifestations (Immortals) to extra-dimensionally "mate" in order to create a higher being.gais... We should through some Nietche and Ubermenchen in this bitch.
>>23761876I'd expect a giant psychic hivemind to partition and fracture itself in such a situation to prevent being totally compromised, although that would have an impact.
>>23761906>New age stuff>Toth>Male stuff tears you to shreds>Female drives you insane>Add ubermenschSure, why the hell not.>>23761907no no no.I'm saying he drives it completely insane.All of it.HumanHive is now insane, possibly omnicidal
>>23761906The setting involves Nazis already. We got this.
Someone should put the bare bones of this on 1d4chan for later discussion and modification.This must be developed.
>>23761906In a nutshell:Male mind/aspect: Bad. Property damage. Loss of pilot assets.Female mind/aspect: Hugely worse. Extra-dimensional immortal souls wandering the lands, fucking things up for us 3rd dimension beings.2 female aspect immortal souls extra-dimensionally mating: Christ Conciousness.Third impact?
>>23761951I reccomend the title be "Astral Evangellion: the clusterfuckening"
>>23761964Male + female?
>>23761951Is anyone actually organizing this stuff?
>>23761951Any insanity that over loads mah brain must be good. I'll save the thread.
>>23761964given that female energy is all about the creativity, I'd go for a massive burst of sped up evolution being triggered in everything ever.Like 6 billion years condensed into 6 minutes.ife probably survives, but any former human is not going to be sane
>>23761926I think I can see it. Lovecraftian terrors waging war on extra-dimensional psychic entities to distract them from humanity killing Thoth and infiltrating the hive mind, then guiding Nyarly inside to wreck havoc.
Imagine a non-ethereal race like the tyranids passing by and getting caught up in all this planar fuckness
>>23761973AstalEva sounds good.>>23761985not yet.
>>23761964The problem I see is converting this into AdEva rules. You'd either need a sliding scale of SR to represent how far you are to either side or a separate stat to indicate how far to the male or female you are, with penalties/bonuses to Berserk depending on which side you're on.
>>23761825So, we have Thoth as the cosmic ally of the Hebrews, striving for the conglomeration of human consciousness into a single entity, and Nylarahotep as the ally of the Nazis, working for a sort of 'glorious chaos' of ascended individual humans, capable of affecting massive changes on a planar scale?That seems like it would make sense.
>>23761985OP here once again. I'm going to try and convert the thread into notes tomorrow when I have time. Someone else should also do it, since I'm famous for having my notes only make sense to me.
>>23761978Not possible. Male/Female aspects refer to state of minds (destructive/creative) of the Evas. Male mind is defined by rage and logic, which is the main power source. Female mind seeks to keep psychic/spiritual shackles on that rage.In the video, humanity has become male-minded and technologically focused thanks to the Martians. It is the shying away from psychic ability.The female aspect leads towards extra-dimensional immortality (The Immortal Soul). Immoortals are able to extra-dimensionally mate into order to become a higher state of being.It does not take into consideration your actual gender... Just if you're a psychic monster (female mind) or not.
>>23762044The Allies and Communists probably go it alone, seeing as how their plans are basically back doors and Jerry Rigging to get the desired result.
>>23762044Niles isn't really an ally of the nazis.more a bored elder being looking for a good time. I like to imagine him being on the command staff of every side, diverting a crate of supplies here, falsifying orders there, convincing everyone that there's ANOTHER faction at play behind the scenes which causes some people to MAKE another faction....and he just sits in his own little pocket plane, sipping some ElderWine and smiling to himself as he livens up a dull millenia
>>23762024So 50% is perfect synch between male and female, and then it shifts either way, the higher your male synch gets the stronger and more brutally you fight until you go berserk right before you die. Female would have have a more pronounced AT field further separating you from the world up until you are completely cut off and die. Both result in becoming a puddle of red goo.
>>23762099However, he would prefer it if the Nazis won, if only so they have a counterpart to the Hebrew's Thoth.Unless, of course, Thoth and Nylarahotep are the same being.
>>23762099Yeah, but ultimately if the Hebrew win, then it's par for the course and nothing new happens. If the Nazi win, he has a chance to shake things up all over the place. It's not like they're friends, but there is more to be had if they win. Probably.
>>23762128>Unless, of course, Thoth and Nylarahotep are the same being.Or Toth is a Tulpa-equivalent so niles has someone on his level to play with
Wait, so nyarhlahotep caused the holocaust?Somebody get /pol/ cause they gotta hear this
>>23762189Nyarly confirmed for savior of humanity.On second thought, I really don't want to say that. I really don't.
OP here one last time before I go to bed. Since the idea seems to have taken on a life if its own, do you guys want me to post the result of our first game in a week or two. We almost certainly won't get to this crazy stuff by then, but it gives you a chance to act as the lunatic gods manipulating fate as you advise me how to proceed and conspire to make the setting even more loony.
>>23762189Don't be silly, that was pretty.....>Lead to creation of Israel>How many wars fought over that fucking strip in the last 40 years>Sheer improbability of them actually lasting that long....SON OF A BITCH
Just remember that Thoth isn't a god, just one of the kings of Atlantis. That means there are more of them (like ra and that other guy)
>>23762101The guy who originally posted the idea.Male aspect gradually shreds/gooifies the pilot. The Female aspect is psychic ability which keeps the pilot's body together.Delving into the female aspect does not gooify the pilot. It is akin to astral projection, where the pilot's psychic ability is so high that they suddenly lose touch with the 3rd dimension (astral projection of sorts). Their soul in the higher dimensions wanders until it has no need for their body by manifesting in some Lucifer Project (which naturally attracts "lost souls").The pilot's soul is attatched to the body, so if the body is destroyed or expires before the soul can manifest itself physically, then the soul loses its frequency and disappears since it has no anchor.But does anyone know this in setting? Is it covered up? Is it allowed to happen by the org?
>>23762214Remember, this setting is a stalemate and led to the creation of three huge superpowers. Israel isn't a state, because all the Jews that didn't Golem their way out of the camps or who were lucky enough to not be in conquered lands are dead.
>>23762225oh GOODY!MORE FACTIONS!
>>23762212You run that shit, you beautiful bastard.. You run it, and you make us proud.
>>23762245no, no, I was thinking of our world.in this world, he probably started it, got bored as it became institutionalized, helped some jews escape covertly for some excitement, realized how FUN it was, then helped some more escaped.then he bet Toth he couldn't make an even BIGGER clusterfuck
>>23762252THE KINGS OF ATLANTIS VS THE MARTIANS VS NYARLHOTEP AND THE NAZIS VS THE HEBREWS VS THE ALLIES VS COMMUNISMHOLY FUCKING FUCKED FUCKNESS
>>23762286the Clusterfuckining sounds more and more like a better title for this
we archived this yet?
Uhh... OP here for one last post. I'm definitely going to run this. Problem is, this will be my first time doing AdEva and I don't want to lose something this good to inexperience. So, since you all have been so awesome in developing this insanity, I have a request for you. Would someone be willing to join in as an Operations Director and/or sorta-co-DM to make sure I don't fuck it up and ruin it all? It'll only be one player, so it won't be a huge stress on you. I just want a wingman while I'm flying into crazy. If you're interested, shoot me am email and we can talk about scheduling and maybe work something out. I'm excited, /tg/. I don't want to lose this.
Let's make the clusterfuck even bigger:The Nazis are planning to imprison/destroy Nyarlhotep once he's helped them conquer the world by somehow channeling enough female energy into him that he is exiled from existence. (I'm thinking mass torture/sacrifices of psychics and the like in some sort of occult complex to channel their souls into Nyarlhotep)
>>23762397>(I'm thinking mass torture/sacrifices of psychics and the like in some sort of occult complex to channel their souls into Nyarlhotep.....Are you saying a weaponized Astronomicon?
>>23762397>(I'm thinking mass torture/sacrifices of psychics and the like in some sort of occult complex to channel their souls into Nyarlhotep)Perhaps a mass killing of some sort. A holocaust if you will.
>>23762419Yes. That is exactly what I'm saying.>>23762423I wanted their strategy to play to their strengths...
>>23762423They could have done it all at once and gotten it done, but they tried to keep it slow and steady in the hopes Niles wouldn't notice.then he>>23762282
>>23762212>gives you a chance to act as the lunatic gods manipulating fate as you advise me how to proceed and conspire to make the setting even more loonyThis. This I can get behind.
>>23762397So basically:>NHTP finds this "ethereal plane" and he wants control of it>he allies with the nazis, who are already fighting not only the Martians and the Hebrews, but also the allies> he plans to take control of them once they ascend, but the nazis are secretly planning to overthrow him once they achieve said ascendenceThis is the greatest clusterfuck ever
>>23762467And Toth may/may not be Sevant of/Equal to/Creator of Nylarhotep.
Pilots who keep a balanced Male-Female synch will come out normal. If it's leaning towards Male... They'll get gradually worse and worse injuries (starting at minor rashes and sores). They can even come out of the mech alive yet dismembered horribly.Female... They become disconnected from the world. They start seeing visions, ghosts, extra dimensional beings and things like that. They may go to sleep and have a weird dream delving into universal knowlege, maybe even have an uncontrolled "spurt" of minor astral projection (even while awake). They may also develop forms of kinesis due to developing psychic ability.
>>23762499>They may go to sleep and have a weird dream delving into universal knowlege, maybe even have an uncontrolled "spurt" of minor astral projection (even while awake)Does this mean they could enter the Dreamlands? And if so, Could NHTP turn them into n-tuple agents?
>>23762529Well, NHTP is trying to get into the ethereal plane, so probably not
And to think this was all started by some insane genius who made a crazy-ass theory and put it on YouTubeWhoever you may be, thank you
>>23762597I wonder what he would say if he could see us now. I think he still makes videos.
>>23762618Good god... I almost feel like we owe it to the nutty old fucker to send this thread to him.
Okay, so I just want to make sure I'm getting all of this right.We've got Thoth assisting the Hebrews, ancient remnants of an ascended humanity that reside in a continental submarine and pilot giant Golems, into coalescing the sum consciousness of humanity into a single hive mind and attempting to ascend to a higher level of reality, in order to recreate a golden era of so-called 'peace' that was Humanity before the Fall.Then we've got the Nazis, who are attempting the Lucifer Project with the aid of Nylarathotep, who is probably back-stabbing everyone, and are led by the Thule society, who are the descendants of the Martians that caused the Atlantean Fall and scattering of the Hebrews via their own Lucifer Project, and are slowly doing their best to destroy Nylarathotep by channeling female-aspect soul-reality into him, via human sacrifce, because they've figured out that he's double-crossing them by his creation of Thoth and the Kings of Atlantis, and are hoping to break the cycle of failed Lucifer Projects.The Allies are attempting the same thing as the Nazis, only without the assistance/murder of Nylarathotep, and with different ideals- basically social Darwinism taken to the astral level. The Communists are, likewise, attempting the same fusion that the Hebrews are, but for ideological reasons rather than pseudo-religious vendetta.Is that about right?
>>23762666Yes. WELCOME TO ASTRAL EVA WAR II: THE CLUSTERFUCKENING
>>23762666Sounds about right to me.This is some good shit.
>>23762666And the original super psychics of Atlantis are descending, trying to stop the madness. It's up to a bunch of mentally disturbed teenagers to fight them off in angst powered robots and choose our fate.
>>23762666Don't forget the rest of the Atlantian kingsWhat if the allies and communists each had their own kings?Weren't there two others along with Thoth?
I don't even know what's going on anymore /tg/. Something about Spage Hebrews, Martians, Atlantis, Giant Robots, I just...what the hell...?
What if the reason Thoth is guiding humanity is because he is an immensely powerful Hebrew golem brought back with them from the future?>analwed ThomasWhat the fuck, captcha.
Are we autosaging? If we are, we should begin a new thread to document this madness.
>>23762845Thoth is just one of the super psychics from the creation of Atlantis The Hebrews came from the future, the Martians came from mars (they left because they tried to pull a lucifer and they got fucked pretty hard), and the rest are just humans who have been here since the beginning
>>23762854I'm already 25 minutes in. Still, I just....I...I don't even...
>>23762843Y'know, this setting actually does kind of remind me of Persona 2. We should get Philemon in here as Nyarly's eternal rival that doesn't really care about anyone's fates, he just wants to dick over Nyarly. Maybe he's the one giving American kids their psychic powers.
>>23762843Oh no, they aren't just space Hebrews, they're also from the future!
>>23757546http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYkhlCon6EOpen your eyes sheeple
>>23762899Just wait till he starts explaining Egyptian history>now there's not a lot of evidence for this, so keep an open mind
>>23762893Oh that's right... Damn, forgot that part.
>>23762924>sides in orbit.
>>23762912So what does this make modern-day Jews then? As one, I'm rather curious of my future-space heritage.
>>23762924>SEX MAGIC>HE IS "DRIBBLING"Oh lawdy.
>>23762968You are a descendent of the racial equivalent of a 14-year old girlI'm not even joking, he says that in the video
>>23762968Mostly humans. Not quite future space people like they were in the past and will be in the future, but they have access to Shalom-fu and practice it in their Atlantean hideouts.
>>23763013>racial equivalent of a 14-year old girlWhat does that even mean?
>>23763046It means....You know, I can't think of anything sufficiently witty.Carry on.
>>23763046It means the Jews were so emotional that they failed the exam to ascend to a higher plane and had to go back in time to re-do itAgain, it's in the fucking video
>>23763046Lots of sleepovers and listening to boy bands.
>>23763046It means we used to be really emotional and Hebrews had to repeat soul high school. You really need to watch the video.
>>23763098So they were super emotional? I thought being less emotional was a bad thing according to the Lucifer Experiment jibber-jabber.
>>23763013Which is why /tg/ wants to be a little girl, they long to return to the Glory Days of Atlantis!
Well the thread is archived and I have to go to bedI'd there going to be another thread tomorrow?
>>23763124Both are bad.Being a male race and cutting yourself off from the Spirit-thing basically turns your race into a war- mongering pile of rage (examples: Martians, /v/, etc)Being a female race and getting way to caught up in emotions means you can't ascend for some reason
>>23763124We used to be a female species, which is emotional and more psychic. The Lucifer stuff made us a male species, which is tech based and less emotional. Also they're angry because that totally isn't a contradiction. I think the Hebrews are still female though.
>>23763191Wait, isn't female supposed to be better because you're a psychic Ubermensch and get to ascend?
>>23763225Well they weren't really angry per say, they just wanted to take over everything They were, as the video puts it, an abusive husband
>>23763191Male mind means you're a sociopath. Rage and logic.Female mind is where you are a psychic and can become an extra-dimensional. And a path to immortality. Except you lose your humanity in this instance.
>>23763259No, if you go full-female you loose focus or something like thatIt didn't really say male or female was better, just that they acted different >male was left brained>female was right brainedThe reason the Hebrews couldn't ascend was because they forgot the left brained part of ascension
I think we know who the OD should be.
>dat polar shift bullshit
Watching the progression of this thread was a bizarre but truly wonderful experience. My hat's off to you, /tg/.
>>23763153There has to be. There just has to be.
>>23758678the narrator sound similar but it seems to be intentional.and almost any artiest could ape that style.