(Disclaimer: Although i will use the Supernatural logo as my OP and my premise is similar, these quests will have nothing to do with the show.)You are Albert C. Holici a college student currently studying pre-law classes at Asgard Technical institute. As a former Army Infantry Sgt. you are treated with respect and courtesy around campus. You are also well known member of the local the party scene; some of the students have even branded you "Alco-Holici". A life of popularity and academic success has blinded you to the strangeness of the world. You like many others live in a world of ignorant bliss never looking over your shoulder. What is lurking just outside of our conscious reality is about to tear the wool from the eyes of at least one soul tonight.>character creation threadhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23288749/> quest part 1http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23292893/(vote these up)
>>23307391You are Albert C. Holici a college student at Asgard Technical institute. A former Army infantry Sgt. with a clean service record and sixteen personaly confirmed kills. You Returned to the states a hero amongst your friends and family. You used your GI benifits to attend College and get a Law degree.Guts:20 (you've seen bodies they wouldn't scare you reanimated or not.)SR:31 (HOLY FUCKING SHIT (yes thats the description of your spiritual resistance to magic,ghosts,demons,and general fuckery) )The WarriorStr:14Dex:17Con:15Int:13Spirit:16Cha:19>(Unforeseen Complication: unlucky - Having a 13 in your stats makes you reroll any crits when facing a luck based enemy. EX: The Game of Two with a "Dealer".)>(Student of DA RUUULEZ: You gain a bonus when ever Law or contracts are involved. Ex: a demon deal.)>(Wargear: You mailed home a battered e-tool that took a chunk of shrapnel that was meant for your neck. It is a symbol of your time in the desert. + 2 to attack and defense rolls when wielding your shovel.)>(Cool Heels, Nice Wheels: You own a black and red 1969 Mach 1 Mustang. It gives no stats, you get all the bitches. Stop being greedy)
Present and accounted for, let's get this done son.
I have arrived
>>23307421>>23307453sup children its story time. Also noobs to the quest READ THE OTHER THREAD it will only take five minutes.
The most important thing: our standard issue entrenching tool.
Continued from were we left off: You take the sign in your hands and brush soot from it. You notice its extreme age when bits of rusted metal begin to crumble from it and in your hand."Anna i need you to explain.... This shit." She presses a finger to her chin in a thinking pose. "Well I can't tell you everything, ... but i can generalize for you. These are un-corrupted souls of those who died in the fire." she blows the plaque and soot goes everywhere. "and you are the Warrior... well , A warrior." she pokes your chest. " It is after all the most common path us hunters take. These fine folks just want you to rid them of a pest. To hunt something."She wanders off through the shadows people paying them no mind and disappears from view.>follow>continue asking questions loudly>other>leave(also yey i learned now to spell plaque last night)
>>23307562follow behind her and look around at the area, are the "things" following us as we move?
>>23307562>followwhat are you talking about ?
>>23307562FollowContinue asking questions quietly"What exactly do they want? I mean, I'm not an expert, but what's going to bother something that's already dead?"
>>23307621>>23307605>>23307602Hesitantly you push in to the mass of ghostly shapes. As you do a shiver runs down your spine and you can sense their fear. The feeling is strange and new to you. Anna is determinedly marching toward the old school building. You come up along side her, looking over your shoulder at he cowering shadows."What exactly do they want? I mean, I'm not an expert, but what's going to bother something that's already dead?""They were forced out of their resting place by something that can hurt them. They want you to hurt IT." She replies and pulls off her jacket laying it across a window frame and climbing inside. Glass crunches under your boots as you climb in after her. >hand her the jacket>other>leave1d100 feels check
Rolled 93>>23307746hand her the jacket, and pull out your e-tool (cant remember if we have it out already) "what kind of thing can force the dead out of their resting place"
Rolled 68>>23307746Hand her the jacketPull out the spade"Well, it's been a while, but I'm all about protecting folks. Are you sure I'm equipped for this though? No silver bullets or garlic or something?"
>>23307807>>23307808yall namefags are good luck on rolls lol
>>23307807>>23307808After you shake the glass shards out you hand Anna back her jacket and say""Well, it's been a while, but I'm all about protecting folks. what can force the dead out? Are you sure we're equipped for this? No silver bullets or garlic or something?"She chuckles softly under her breath at the mention of silver bullets. "Those are way to expensive, If you run in to a Were just wait until after the turn and slit his throat. But we aren't here after some wolf or vampire they wouldn't have powers to do this.">otheryalls time to write in.
Rolled 71>>23307991"well butter my biscuit, are you telling me vampires and werewolves are real," look around cautiously, "if they don't have the power to do this what does, what are you getting me into Anna?"
Rolled 68>>23307991Clear the rooms one at a time, making sure not to leave unchecked behind us. Make sure to check the ceilings and floors as we go. "So, If I'm the The Warrior, Anna, what path are you supposed to be on? A Hunter maybe?"Also, does Anna appear to be armed? Random perception roll to see if we can see anything concealed.
Rolled 98Haha... yeah. Anyways what is this IT you keep referring too? This isn't a clown thing is it? Please don't say it's a clown thing.
Rolled 27>>23308097sword of omens give me sight beyond sight
>>23308114You, I like you.
>>23308097>you failed the perception roll to notice her weapons in the first thread. >>23308043>butter my biscuit10/10>>23308043>>23308097>>23308114>>23308115As you cautiously advance down the litter strewn hallways of this prewar building you scan each room carefully. The fire as gutted most of the main halls and you are forced to take side passages and even climb up to the second story on a pule of desks at one point. You pass through external hallways overgrown with vines and invades by the might branches of oak trees. As you walk you continue to talk quietly with Anna. "if they don't have the power to do this what does, what are you getting me into Anna?""could be any one of a million things"You are taken aback by this statement. "you mean its not just vampires and werewolves and ghosts? All of those bullshit legends are real?" "pretty much" she says climbing over a large branch bisecting the hallway."So, If I'm the The Warrior, Anna, what path are you supposed to be on? A Hunter maybe?""Hunters is what we humans who protect the ignorant masses are called. And you arn't Thee warrior you are a warrior; I am a Seer. Its a path you are born with, Its in the blood my mom was a Seer. Im sure on of your parents is a Warrior whether they are secretly a hunter or not. "
>>23308177http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OIuffXWtwg mood music
>>23308328"Well, dad always did like to hunt, so maybe that's where I get it from. I'm guessing you don't eat what you kill doing this though."If the structure's unsound, we should definitely watch where we step, maybe prod ahead with the e-tool if we're unsure of the integrity.
Rolled 85>>23308328>>23308440what he said, then also "so your a seer, does that mean you look into a crystal ball and can tell me my future"
>>23308328*Double take* Hey! Some of my best friends are ignorant masses!
>>23308440>>23308478"Well, dad always did like to hunt, so maybe that's where I get it from. I'm guessing you don't eat what you kill doing this though.""well i guess you could. I wouldn't advice it though. Eating a wendigo would probably be a poor life choice." Anna stops in front of a set of large double doors. "this looks like the locker room." she says trying to open the door with little success. You head over to the door and shoulder it a few times. Hmm That is a solid door."so your a seer, does that mean you look into a crystal ball and can tell me my future , like how we get through this door? or what the fuck we are looking for.""Seer just means i didn't have to eat shield root to see ghosts. I've lived like this my whole life, It has its advantages. They tell me things about people thinks only a ghost could know.">>23308594hehe
>>23308693>force the door roll 1d100 70 and above opens the door>find another way around>sit and talk to anna>other>leave
Rolled 41>>23308719lets try and force this door, "it must have been tough growing up seeing all this stuff, was one of your parents a seer, did they help you through it?" (also are our parents both alive?)
Rolled 92>>23308719Force the doorWe could use our e-tool to pry off the hinges if we can't brute force it."Anna, be ready in case something grabs me as the door opens. I don't want to be Winnebago chow after all of this."
>>23308750>are our parents liveidk you niggas choose
>>23308762>winnebagoMY FUCKING SIDES
where the fuck is everyone
Rolled 89>>23308762oh i see what you did there, you're funny>>23308765i think they should both be alive but we should put it to a vote
Rolled 5>>23308765Sure, I would suggest dad's a retired contruction contractor with a Vietnam vet background (another in a long line of dog infantry) and mom was a nurse he met winning his second purple heart :P "Dad said it was love at first sight, I think he just like the sponge baths."
>>23308796do it up guys vote for batmaned parents or what ever
Rolled 50>>23308807thats cool with me, it would almost be like since we are the warrior type we are almost instinctively pushed to join the army
>>23308807>>23308796seeing as its just you too for some reason and you agree then its done
>>23308792Must just be a slow night, you've got me till midnight or close, whichever comes first, though.
>>23308839well in character creation the warrior path meant auto military service so yah that sounds correct
>>23308843Im just gonna run it until i don't feel like continuing for the night which should be before midnight. cuz i wanna grab some dinner and shit. But yeah we will go for a few more hours
>>23308861Our parents are alive because of our path. if we had gone Hero afterall.....
>>23308693Oh, if nothing tries to murder us through the door, I'd like to append:"So, what do the ghosts tell you about me?"Captcha: steadfast - Damn Straight.
>>23308750>>23308762 "it must have been tough growing up seeing all this stuff, was one of your parents a seer, did they help you through it?"Anna looks off and you can tell it is not something she wants to talk about. You drop it and examine the door. "Anna, be ready in case something grabs me as the door opens. I don't want to be Winnebago chow after all of this."You brace yourself planting your left heal firmly in to the ground and bringing your right in to the seem of the doors. They burst open and darkness stares back at you on the other side. "wendigo you dolt, wwiiiinnnn-diii-gooooo. Its like a magical Indian cannibal monster." You really wish she wasn't talking about cannibals as you enter the darkness of the locker rooms. Every row of standing lockers provides a blind spot and the catwalk above you is completely in shadow. It reminds you of an ambush ally back in Afghanistan."oh this is just poor building planning" you say straining to see in the pitch black.
>>23308898the hero path blood line is littered with dead parents
>>23309022"Well, a Win-ne-bago is what takes you out into the woods to get eaten by a Wendy-go. It's like being food by proxy. Do you have a light by any chance? Also, why on earth did we do this at night time?" Stay back a bit towards the door and keep an eye on the catwalk. We can use it as a funnel if we get rushed and as cover if we get shot at."Ghosts don't use guns, right?"
>>23309121i just realized after laying on my bed for 5 minutes that i didnt give any options so good job on continuing.
everyone roll 1d100 50 and up wins first three count
Rolled 21>>23309250also we have our flashlight out from the trail still
>>23309274you turned it off it will be on in the next postshut up stop making me look bad
Rolled 90>>23309314but thats my job
>>23309274Good memory, might not be a bad thing to post our inventory in this thread again for any newcomers.
>>23309327Your backpack: books,pencils,pens,paper,flashlight,ham sammich, homework (you forgot to turn in) delicious drink. and you are carrying an etooli gotta go eat with the family brb 10 minutes tops
Shieeeet I wait all day for this thread in the other thread and I end up late to the party.
>>23309368Nah, you're good, he said he'll be up for a couple more hours. Can't begrudge the man his food after all. I just hope he....shovels it in fast.
>>23309395Oh I'm sure he'll be quick he seems like a nice guy. You could say he has good will... in spades.
Rolled 334>>23309368Me too. Dunno how long I'll be waiting.
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 7I bet I'll roll all ones right here
>>23309470You're like some kinda nostradomus
>>23309470You roll like that man, you're digging your own grave.
>>23309512He won't be able to dig shit with those rolls, probably just impale himself on the shovel.
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25>>23309512I need a new shovel, I dug too deep
>>23309395im back . writing now
>>23309539fuck 11 minutes i wasted to much time pouring soda before writing that comment
>>23309539Don't worry about it we can amuse ourselves without you.
>>23309560oh ok then im going to bed later chumps
>>23309612right when I get here..............
>>23309612But if you go to bed with whom will I share my blackjack and hookers?
>>23309641Ace and King of Spades, winning hand.
You flick on your flash light and turn to Anna who is pulling a small light from her bag as well. >63You hear a loud crash and something like flesh sliding across tile from the far end of the locker room.>run after it>run away from it>fuck Anna it may be your last chance.>other >???>profit
>>23309683>profitthen fuck anna
Rolled 15>>23309683Turn around slowly and carefully spade in hand and shine your light towards the sound.
Rolled 51>>23309683ready your e-tool and move forwards slowly "stay behind me Anna it could be dangerous"
>>23309683http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G2GBSZCJ6Ithe sound you heard
>>23309677Two jokers and a Russian mail order bride, winning.>>23309683>otherChuck a pen or something at it and see if you can get it to come to you while shining your flashlight at it.
>>23309705Heft your spade and motion for Anna to follow. Move at a brisk, but cautious pace while checking corners.
i'mma go grab a burgerNO BODY DIE!
>>23309734>>23309730>>23309705the option was a joke lol >>23309727>>23309726 You inch forward with your etool and flashlight at the ready. As you scan the area ahead of you with the light your beam catches a blood trail and you see the upper torso of a human male slide behind a row of lockers.>>23309729again this sound>nope the fuck out>go after it>other>leave,rodeo,clown,uncle bonzo
>look at Anna "Well?"
>>23309823Move around our side of the lockers and shine our light down at it. Bugger didn't bet on spatial reasoning! That is, assuming I have the config right.Him     <--Us
>>23309823With a fierce battle cry (that gets stuck in your throat, making you sound like a frog), you go after it, E-tool at your side, ready to strike as you cautiously move towards it, edging around the lockers
Rolled 38>>23309823get ready to bolt, then remember anna is with you, you cant leave here to die. "any idea what we are dealing with, or the better question, any idea how to kill it?"
>>23309823"Listen up if you can you slithering chunk of meat. I don't know what pathetic shallow grave you crawled out of but see my trusty shovel here? I'm gonna kill you, then I'm gonna dig you a new one.
Rolled 54>>23309870Ah, with that clarification, I endorse this choice.
>>23309921>dig you a new onewe action hero one liners now
>>23309921I fucking love this
>>23309921"Listen up if you can you slithering chunk of meat. I don't know what pathetic shallow grave you crawled out of but see my trusty shovel here? I'm gonna kill you, then I'm gonna dig you a new one."You then let out a war cry and run after the monster. Anna is shocked and shouts after you. "Wait we don't know what it is yet you gonna d-"But you aint got time to listen to her womanly problems you are a man, a man with a shovel. Your ptsd killtrage kicks in as you round the corner and see blood smeared on every surface. Several fresh bodies are stacked against the lockers in odd positions.1d100 80 or up FIRST THREE COUNT this is combat so you have a +2 to rolls
Rolled 88>>23310045Everyone chill out I got this.
Rolled 68>>23310045Rollin'If it moves and doesn't look friendly (or looks friendly but has a corpse in its hands) it's clobberin' time.
>>23310082shit, you do got this
Rolled 69>>23310045i dont want to die so early, but i really dont want Anna to have to save our ass, so we better fight awesome or die awesome
>>23310082You don't see the monster anywhere but your keen shovel senses (a blood drop drips on to the shovel from above) tell you to dodge >90 to dodge.you jump out of the way of the falling beast. Landing on a pile of naked mutilated corpses. In front of you a scaly hunched backed figure rises on its hind legs raising disproportionitly large arms above its head and deploying claws the size of bowie knives. Its barbed tail whips around and sinks in to the skull of the corpse next to you. It lets out a roaring hiss and charges. 1d100 to attack 50 and up crit will expose a weakspot1d100 to defend 70 and up
Rolled 97>>23310267Like I said, I got this.Goin for an attack.
Rolled 4>>23310267roll and swing at the tail stuck in the corpse>dice don't fail me now
Rolled 76, 58 = 134>>23310267Rollin'Shout out "Anna, it's big and it's got scales!"
Rolled 8>>23310312>dice failed me
Rolled 54>>23310308yep i am now letting this guy handle all rolls
Rolled 56>>23310308Oh I thought we were choosing between attack and defense.Defense roll.
Rolled 79>>23310341>I forgot to say I got thisI have shamed myself and my family
>>23310308>>23310312You ready your shovel as the beast charges. Nothing can stop you now. You raise the shovel over your head and bury it deep in the monsters hide. Thick turquoise blood oozes out as you try to wrench free. The shovel is stuck and this thing is angry. Its fanged mouth closes around your thigh and you scream in pain. (angler fish teeth look it up) The long razor sharp teeth skewer your leg in as many places as there are places you would rather be. You hear loud cracks like fire works and you see purplish white flashes from around the corner but the beast pays it no attention hes to busy gnawing on you. >>23310161>implying Annas gonna save you
>>23310458>dang... we dun goofd
>>23310484Don't worry guys just remember one thing... I got this.We got options OP or are we wingin' it?
Rolled 70>>23310458Use the saw tooth edge and start cutting deeper until we either kill it or are able to wrench free.
>>23310510i think our only option is sitting there and getting gnawed on by a giant lizard thing
>>23310510shit i keep forgetting thati get so interested in your reactions i forget> scream>cry>roll 1d100 60 and up to get shovel free>other>wake up like it was all a dream and you are really a mail man in South Dakota
Rolled 89>>23310529We can bite back harder.>Rip that bad boy free and stab it in its sad excuse for a forehead.Got this
Rolled 83>>23310586seconding this
>>23310586Clearly this man has got this.
Rolled 22>>23310586>>23310621yep, just like i planned
>>23310631I roll to make my momma proud.
>>23310586the fucking hero of dice is among us"I bite harder" you say in cocky tone as you rip the shovel free and go to town on the monsters face. You lose all sense of the outside world as you hack and hack and hack. At some point your arm got tired and you switched hands. Hacking and slashing and stabbing. Suddenly you hear a cough from behind you and you look around to see Anna and a man in a suit vest and collared shirt staring at you like a kid sitting in the sandbox covered in turquoise slime."You doing alright champ?" Anna says in a worried tone giving you a very odd look."Yeah hes defiantly a warrior" says the man with a laugh. You notice that he resembles Anna very closely with his bright orange hair, similar facial structure and identical eyes. They help you to your feet. You managed to remove all of the head around the jaws so they come away with your leg. "we should take him to the hospital, Taylor can you burn these bodies?" The man nods and leaves you alone with Anna.>ask questions (write some fools)>other>feast on your kill
Rolled 56>>23310783FEAST! WE SHALL NOT BE DENIED OUR RIGHT!!!
>>23310783how am i doin so far? good shit ? shitty shit? look warm soup with little meat?
>>23310783So care to tell me what I just killed?
>>23310783Ask Questions"So, what exactly did I just go all "Gravedigger" on anyway? Will the ghosts be satisfied with this - how did it even drive the ghosts out anyway? Oh, hopefully I didn't mess up your introductory course in Monster Hunting." *Wince*Tie a tourniquet above the wound with a belt or cloth.
Rolled 26>>23310783I move over to the monster and proceed to hack at its chest, eventually cutting out its heart, only to chomp on it...Got this
>>23310865Good shit. Where else can I get my shovel killing kicks in?
>>23310783>other"I...I don't do well around blood.. sorry." You shakily dislodge yourself from the corpses around you."So I shot first, now it's time for questions later, what was I just knee deep in."
Rolled 32>>23310898god dammit, fucking fail dice
Rolled 81>>23310783"so Anna now that you have seen it, what the hell was that thing. Also a hospital sounds good about now, my leg isn't looking to swell"
Rolled 38>>23310906did you forget the part where he's an Infantry veteran?
>>23310783"Relative of yours?"
>>23310906I'm kinda working the PTSD angle Op mentioned, dunno if we should go with it.>>23310915Worry not, one day you may too, have it.
Rolled 46>>23310970not to fly my own veteran flag, BUT as an Afghan Vet. blood doesn't trigger PTSD, faces do.
>>23310943I don't mean squeamish so much as rage inducing war flashbacks.
Rolled 64>>23310996fair enough, i'll allow it
>>23310993gun fire does it real bad for my friend chris. he cant watch action movie commercials during the ufc fights with out spasming and he was in a tank the whole war.
>>23311034I think Al spoke for himself on this one.Maybe we could turn it into an attribute of some kind if anyone likes the idea enough (with OP's approval of course).
"Wanna let me know what the hell that thing is? will the ghosts be satisfied with this? And how did this thing even interact with them?"Anna supports your wounded leg as she helps you back out of the locker room. You see more of those monsters littered about between and on top of lockers. All of them dead, some blasted nearly in half. "It was a Marj'on (mare yohn) they are like tropical lake monsters. And we have a huge problem because they can't see ghosts let along hurt them. These must been the guard dogs of something much much worse. You're going to die of an infection in less then an hour if we don't you to a hospital though. Mar'jon's carry disease." You make double time through the halls. Halfway back you pass Taylor carrying gas cans and a Molotov cocktail. he tosses his keys to you and wishes you luck. "by the way that's my brother." Roll 1d100 to not pass out 50 and up wins first three count
>>23311083i dont give a fuck its yalls character. you could make him a gay who snorts blow off the dicks of each kill for all i care.
Rolled 34>>23311220>tfw suddenly crave barbecue
Rolled 74>>23311220Let's roll>>23311240I meant an attribute that has some sort of influence of stats.
>>23311242from now on, i'm only rolling in conjunction with based dice god
>>23311259gay is totally a stat
Rolled 38>>23311240Awww, NOW you tell us?Rollin for manliness.
Rolled 68>>23311220ok lets roll to not look like a total pansy
Rolled 86>>23311276Well I figure I can't just go around arbitrarily introducing stat modifiers without flying it by the DM.
>>23311292techinically, that's sort of a stat already>Guts check
>>23311312Wasn't even trying that time.
>>23311312i add them before i respond to any of your rolls. I know what the character sheet says i know what is relevent and i know what the baddys can do. Just sit back and enjoy the fun man.
>>23311341hey, can we get back on track with the story, y'all?thread is totally derailed.
>>23311341Snorting my sick rolls and nitpicking character development is how I have fun. But I get what you're sayin, I'll leave it in your hands.
>>23311341one last random aside, is there a pic or source for this Marj'on? i'm not finding any thing online
>>23311242>>23311259>>23311292>two fails and a passYour pansy ass passes out, although its completely understand able because you are about to die. You wake up in a hospital bed and the sun is shining outside. Anna is asleep in and armchair in the corner of your room. A leather journal lays across her face. You pull the covers back to look at your leg. The area around the bites are brused and blackened but you have obviously stopped bleeding as it isn't bandaged. Good thing those teeth were so thin they much have missed all the arteries. >wake Anna>call a nurse>put on your pants>other >leave
>>23311428i made it up. Im making this all up as a type it.
Rolled 27>>23311492put your pants on and try to look at the journal she has without waking her up
Rolled 6>>23311492Unless we're hooked up to an IV and monitors', gingerly put our pants on and then wake Anna.
>>23311428if you are the kind who needs visual stuff i can find you a picture that might look something like it. really if i give slightly vauge descriptions it makes people imagine the scariest thing they can think off and they enjoy it more.
>otherStand up and see how much weight you can put on your leg. If it's fine put on some pants and give Anna a nudge. If she doesn't wake up, try taking a look at the journal.
Rolled 47>>23311492get out of bed, put pants on, attempt to snag Anna's Journal and leave, we've had enough crazy shit go on with her in our company. So let's get out of here, go home to our stoner room mates, eat some stale pizza and crack a couple beers.
>reading a womans diary for shame /tg/ roll 1d6 odds she catches you evens you get that bitches book
Rolled 1>>23311588Got thisss.
Rolled 78 + 1>>23311549nah, i don't need visuals, was just curious if there was some thing you were going off of
Rolled 6>>23311600Clearly this only works with 1d100
>>23311600Now we're going to look like a total prick.
>>23311608nope not really. just imagination which is a mash up of she we have seen over our lifetime coming back as original thought Captcha: mysage iscontracted
Rolled 36>>23311619If she questions it, we were just in the process of waking her up and didn't want the book to fall and get damaged if she startled.
>>23311745this ^, but it won't matter since we won't get caught, because we're smooth and channeling our inner ninja
>>23311600You roll off the bed and stand flamingo on your good leg. You spend twenty whole minutes trying to figure out how to put on your pants with out falling over. Finally with a satisfying zip they are on and its time to get a look at that book. As you turn hungrily with outward stretched hands, fingers waggling in excitement, drooling. You notice Anna is watching you from under her book. "Gotcha!"You immediately freeze your nightmare from the night before becoming real.Your body seizes up from some unknown force and you fall back on to the bed. Anna stand up and drops the book next to your head. "You know that grave root stuff i gave you? It lets me fuck with you like that for a whole month. Go home and get some rest I'll come by when you are healed and we can go back to the school.>say some shit its write in time
Rolled 8>>23311816"You're a cruel, conniving, evil creature, but even though you roofied me and tried to get me eaten, you're growing on me. When I can put my pants on both legs at a time, I think you owe me dinner and some Q&A, deal?"
>>23311816"Christ Monkey Whorefuck!" you exclaim in frustration as the rest of your body freezes and falls back, putting your military vocabulary to use..
Rolled 52>>23311816>>23311885what the spade said and also add in something like "maybe i should get your number just in case i need to contact you"
>>23311910I like this guy.
Put her mind at ease while secretly planning our revenge.
>>23311816you can fuck with me any time ;)go home man
>>23311898>>23311885You curse loudly as you fall back and try to fight the body bind currently holding you still. Anna laughs heartily on her way out the door."You are an evil creature but you're growing on me. Before we go back to that place at least take me out and let me ask some questions." Anna leans back around the door frame her hands clasping around the edges making her look like kilroy. She listens as you talk and then smiles widely ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8WLYzA0lCs that first smile). "I'll see you around" she says as she slowly slides out of view making a spectacle of the whole thing. Playing as those she is being dragged away and trying to cling to the door frame.Later that day you are discharged and your stoner friends jessy and james pick you up in the mustang. They better not have smoked up my interior you think as you climb in.They drive you home and get you all propped up on the couch. "hey man wanna smoke some dank it will take the edge of that dog bite in no time.""hheheh yeah man blast off with us." Jessy picks up his pet cat (meowth nigga ) and pets him. >get lit>go to sleep>other>leave
Rolled 96>>23312258Eat and sleepGotta bounce gents, good quest, don't forget to archive!
Rolled 31>other, crack a beer, destroy another pizza panini, wash down with the healing properties of delicious gatorade then sleep
Rolled 75>>23312258smoke that shit
Rolled 5>>23312389what he said
>>23312328same time tomorrow soldier
Rolled 58daaaaang... my rolls suck
>>23312459im not choosing anything by rolls so it doesnt matter. if i need you to roll i will say so.Captch: autopanini about
We on tanis root and stuff already, don't need any more drugs in our system if some more of those things show up.Devour pizza, search the net for anything regarding Marj'on or anything else to try and make sense of this shit.
>>23312480mfw panini in captcha, that settles it, even the captcha wants pizza paninibut still...>mah rolls suck
>>23312389>>23312328>>23312434You stuff your face and drink the healing fluids of BLUE LIGHTNING +1 and you fall asleep to the sounds of your room mates having a heated discussion about sweaters for cats.You wake up late in the night again. Once again you have missed a days worth of classes plus the week you were in a coma at the hospital.(pic related) Your homework is so far over do that you might as well tear it up. What do?
>>23312618How are we feeling?
>>23312618wait, we were in a coma for a fucking week?! >we are going to blow ALL the professors...>any skank...Roll out of bed, empty bladder through awesome pee hole, attempt to put on pants (or are we still wearing pants?), go out side for a walk and hopefully not see Anna... crazy bitch getting us chomped on by god damned Street Sharks and shit...
>>23312649we are feeling FUCKING AMAZING!why?>CUZ BLUE LIGHTNING!
>>23312618Keep the homework. Paper may come in handy.
Rolled 77>>23312618I think our sleep schedule is officially screwed up, we should head outside, Anna is probably waiting for us, and we hate to keep people waiting.
>>23312719this mother fucker knows blue lightning gets your shit right. you only came out of the coma because you knew you had a bottle waiting for you and you could take being awake.
milk that coma week for exemption from homeworkeat pizza (our entire diet should probably consist of gatorade and pizza) its night time at a collegefind party, acquire booze, acquire bitches
>>23312692>Roll out of bed, empty bladder through awesome pee hole, attempt to put on pants (or are we still wearing pants?), go out side for a walk and hopefully not see Anna... crazy bitch getting us chomped on by god damned Street Sharks and shit..>I think our sleep schedule is officially screwed up, we should head outside, Anna is probably waiting for us, and we hate to keep people waiting.>its night time at a collegefind party, acquire booze, acquire bitchesTHIS SHIT HAPPENS. I'll write fag in a second >>23312786like the ninja turtles
All my Bump powers, activate.
>>23312978sorry had to piss and get supplies i've been in this chair for hours. You come down stairs after your long rest. Jessy and James are packing over a pound of weed into a bag when you walk in. They look at you and then ask."hey man wanna go to a party?" >you are yesYou drive them to a party on the other side of town. You have some trouble getting in and out of your car because of your stiff leg but the blue lightning seems to be working. You find a chair inside and park yourself. People dance around you and bring you drinks, you cant help but feeling like a viking party lord. People ask you about your wound. >lie>truth>other>leave>get drunk
>>23313095lie your ass off, some thing about dogs and saving some random nun from being mugged by douches, making the ladies get all swoonified and wanting of the D...oh yeah, and get drunk too
some one should go vote up my threads on sup tg so i can get good ranking.
>>23313095Let's get laid.>>23313137Done and done.
i've been thinking about doing an outlaw star or some other space animu based quest after this one.
>>23313095SHOW PEOPLE THE WOUND. (Unless it's all nasty and uncool)Makin' the girls see and want the D..Impressing all the guys with your bitchin' scars and such.And drink. Drink it all.Lie, Lie, Lie.Make out with all the girls.This is probably the last night before we're sucked down the rabbit whole...
>>23313183>rabbit holewe are still in the make you like the characters faze of story telling. I really want you guys to like Anna before i start adding more stroy elements and shit.
>make up awesome story for leg bite>use awesome story to get with the girls wanting your heroic D>drink>repeat steps 2 and 3 until unable
>>23313183yeah, this story is probably going to take a couple weeks at the least to complete, one full week minimum>>23313182and outlaw star or maybe Big O would be gangster
Rolled 92>>23313235>>23313183this, we must do all of this
>>23313208We'll probably start to like her right around the time she stops being a complete pain in the ass and leading us around in the dark.But hey, at least she's cute.
basically>be a viking party lord
>>23313235>warrior d ftfyill get to writing in like 30 seconds i just want to check out this kaybee thread on /b/>>23313248>he thinks the quest has an endingdude this is mr bones wild ride /tg/ style
>>23313208I have no clue why I typed "whole"And I get ya, but...GIVE US THIS ONE NIGHT OF FUN!.A final memory of his normal life, eh?
>>23313175hey thanks kid
>>23313278>falling in love with sweet caring girl who doesn't give you shitwell thats just bad story telling
>>23313290Mr Bones Wild Ride, you say? lemme just strap in and let's fuck this pig...
>>23313342^^^ this is true
>>23313342Well I won't argue with you on that but this Anna chick might just make us decide to trade one pain in the ass for another.
>>23313095You spend the whole night moistening the thigh of wenches with Lies of your conquest of a bear, how you fought off a pack of dogs attacking a young mother and her baby, how your pet robot malfunctioned and you had to put him down.(its and IT college that would get you laid TRUST me). You drink yourself in to a blur for most of the night. At one point you even danced on your gimpy leg to shitty dubstep music.As the night wound down and you have curbed your loin hunger on a few freshmen. You sat in your chair at the head of the field of passed out frat boys and slutty girls. You were deep in thought about the world these people ignored when someone came up behind your chair and placed their hands on your shoulders and began to massage them.Anna came around in front of you and sat on your wounded leg like a child would sit on santa knee. "how you feeling soldier?" >fuck you>other>leave>ect>echo echo echo>wasinowrit
>aw fuck my leg>but don't say anything about it, just act like a viking party lord>because you're a fucking viking party lord
>>23313525>Viking Party Lord, indeed..."The only thing that bit me was a kinky freshman girl, not some gigantic ancient monster that's not supposed to exist, so quite well..."
>>23313579do you want me to put that in the character sheet from now on?
>>23313525"Yo girl, wanna hear about how I fought off a mama bear and got a bitchin' wound on my leg?"With as much slur as possible.
>>23313592Do YOU want to put it on the character sheet from now on?
>>23313592DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?
>>23313525"Ah dearest Anna, I have never known such a crushing loneliness until the stupefying fog covering the hidden world was lifted. Now I cannot help but feel isolated by the crushing burden of imperial responsibility. Also my leg fucking hurts and I'm drunk."
>>23313606kinda i think its fucking hilarious but it not very cool to laugh at your own jokes
>>23313615i like this guy's style>Also my fucking leg hurts and I'm drunk. XD
>>23313624If ya can't laugh at your own jokes then no one else will.
>>23313592We need a Viking Helmet/Beer Hat then.With our trusty shovel and our Viking Party Lord Helmet, WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!>>23313624
>>23313645you will have to earn it 1D100 VIKING BEER HELMET 50 and up on the first roll or you will have to wait until one day when its possible again also (the schools name is asgard so this kinda worked out awesomely )
Rolled 81>>23313672I got this.
>>23313672>>23313645dudes... no one that wears a beer hat is considered cool. EVER. sure, its cool to own one, but its not cool to show up to a party wearing one
>>23313707but we're a viking party lordjarl of jager pillager of petronand reaver of rumnone shall question the headgear of the berserker of beer
Rolled 62>>23313688And you do! Good job, oh dice Lord.>>23313672Oh wait, are ya waiting for me to roll? Alright, here goes nothing...
>>23313688during the party you were given the schools trophy helmet. An authentic viking helmet from the first millenia it has two beers duct tapped to it with bendy straws.
Rolled 656>>23313742Just call me when you need to succeed at any roll ever.
>>23313707>>23313757see its not technically a beer helmetCOMPROMISES WEEEEEE
Rolled 16>>23313774> Not a 666 rollDamn mate.
>>23313778any whore... ON WITH THE STORY!
>>23313796do you really want to battle the king of hell this early?
>>23313796Mark of the beasts lesser known younger brother Phil. He collects taxidermy water fowl.
>>23313824>>23313824>He collects taxidermy water fowlNothing wrong with that. No den is complete without a stuffed mallard.
>>23313525"Ah dearest Anna, I have never known such a crushing loneliness until the stupefying fog covering the hidden world was lifted. Now I cannot help but feel isolated by the crushing burden of imperial responsibility. Also my leg fucking hurts and I'm drunk." you say in a sobering tone. "haha, i can see that" she says and switches legs. "do you think you can come with me to the school tonight?" >no >no >no >other (also no)>leave (no)
Rolled 43>>23313808We could at least meet him, maybe go get a drink?I bet he's HILARIOUS wasted!
use beer helmet to unlock special conversation options>I AM THOR GOD OF THUNDER>FETCH ME ANOTHER KEG WENCH
>>23313864its so hard to not just rip off crowley. hes such a good fucking character.
>>23313860>no>loin hunger acting up again>growing dangerously sober>fix both of these problems
>>23313891>not fetish questTHE SEX IS OVER
Rolled 67>>23313860"School? You mean another session of having a beast attempt to gnaw my leg off? Why sure! Lets get the Latex Suit and whips while we're at it!Oh, and you look damned beautiful when I'm drunk."
>>23313917HAHAHAHA oh god i've never seen that before hahaha.
>>23313907first line, seconding. second line, no. we are the Viking Party Lord and a GD war hero, we don't sling drunken beta flirtatious compliments like some neck beard!
>>23313935Thought you'd like it.
>>23313942It was all Sarcastic mate.
>>23313860"What and leave my court unattended? Anna, can't you see my people need me?" *drunkenly motion to the passed out shirtless fatty in a small pool of vomit* "But no seriously I really don't feel up to killing Winnebagos right at this moment."
>>23313995that's what i was hoping for, but that doesn't mean that GM/OP would have picked up on it
in all seriousness though>Dontcha think we're a bit too drunk at the moment?
>>23314048oh i fucked up the spoiler...
>>23314052have you seen this guys character sheet. I think he can manage.
>>23314048"Buy me a Gatorade and it's a deal."
>>23314098>>23313907"School? You mean another session of having a beast attempt to gnaw my leg off? Why sure! Lets get the Latex Suit and whips while we're at it!"Oh, and you look damned beautiful when I'm drunk." [/spoiler] >redacted for betafaggery"you don't understand what its like being a Seer. I need you to do this for me. I can feel the souls being destroyed..... and it hurts." Anna's chipper exterior melts away fro a brief moment and you can tell (even through your out right intoxication) that she is struggling."Taylor and i cant do it on our own we need a Warrior and you are the only one I could find."She takes your hand in hers and looks in your eyes. Women....>no fuck you >yes i will help you>anal first>other>leave
>>23314048Fuck you, I've already been down that road and I'd rather go back to the Sand Box. At least there, I only had to worry about getting blown up or shot, maybe even abducted, but it was only humans, not giant fucking lizard creatures chomping on my leg like a god damn Street Shark with a fucking jerky stick, never mind all the ghosts and other random spooky shit you've put me through. Why on God's Green Earth should i give half a fuck about you or your problems?"
"Why do you need me? I saw all those blasted mayor corpses last time; I got put out of commission for a week just fighting one, seems like I'd get in the way."Might get some info out of her if we play hard to get.
>>23314153first thought was "because i love you viking-sama" i laughed so hard i peed a little
>>23314115"Ok, but after this, I would like some more answers."
>>23314153also spin 360 and walk the fuck away
>>23314115"Only if we get ice cream first."
>not fetish quest>THE SEX IS OVER>anal first as option
>>23314215if you haven't realized those are just there for laughs you haven't been here long enough
>>23314233Are you mplying that I have been participating in this thread under false pretenses?
>>23314233i have i just lol'd a bitanyway >>23314153gets my vote
>>23314258i've never "mplying" anything in my life. can you teach me?
Rolled 7>>23314324I suppose it's something you mere mortals wouldn't understand.
>>23314385Someone stole my dice god powers.
>>23314324It isn't something that can be merely taught, my dear boy. Of all the arts of the strawman it is the most foul...and the most powerful. The only way to master it is to spend years in the twisted scholomance that is 4chan. Then and only then will you learn to mply.
>>23314153>>23314170"I'd rather go back to the sandbox. It was simple over there they shot at us and we shot back. None of this giant lizard street shark bull shit or ghosts. Why do you need me? I saw all those blasted mayor corpses last time; I got put out of commission for a week just fighting one, seems like I'd get in the way. Why on God's Green Earth should i give half a fuck about you or your problems?""Because the Marj'on were just the beginning Who or what ever is pulling the strings its bringing in more supernaturals. Taylor found a pack of ghouls eating a sophomore on the jogging path last night. If we don't take care of this now its going to get worse. And on top of all of that alot of the more nasty supers can only be taken down by a team. This was page one stuff in the journel i left you. We need a warrior, we need you Albert. ">write in answers
"whoa, hold the fuck up. ghouls?"
>>23314434As far as I'm concerned we left that book back at the hospital."...shit." and screen cuts to black before entering the next scene cuz I wanna fight some monsters.
>>23314434"Shit I was supposed to read that? Ghouls you say?
>>23314434"Yes and that's very sad, but a grand majority of this student body doesn't give two fucks about me, on the count of me being a veteran. Just like i didn't give two fucks about them when i joined, i only did it for college money, which i can easily and will gladly take that money and my Mustang and my happy ass to some other college that doesn't have this crazy shit going on..." Albert eyed her coldly, "So again, why the fuck should i help you or any one for that matter?" He doesn't wait for an answer, just turns around and heads for the door...
>>23314556Well I don't like any of that. Not only does it make us sound like complete assholes but it's one step further from monster fighting. However, bitching wont get me anywhere so I'll come up with somthin myself I guess.
>>23314621who knows, a giant fuck lizard could burst through the door and start eating people and fucking their skulls, fuck only knows what could happen, we are at the mercy of OP
you know what guys? im gonna quit for the night. 19:00 tomorrow humbling requesting one of you archive this.
Then I'll save my writefaggin for tomarrow.
>>23314434>Take a long deep breath and chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels straight"Ghouls yoou say. Well such foul creatures of the the night musths be dealt with prompltly lest they murder anymore of my pears. >Get up and begin stumbling towards the door
>>23314556You like you.
can someone who understand this shit archive the thread? things confusing the fuck out of me.
>>23314864your statement confuses me
>>23314907MFW NO ONE HAS ARCHIVED THIS YET. YOU LAZY BASTARDS!
>>23315041im trying. i've never done this before and the directions and my brain dont match.
>>23315057Not you dumble, you're fine bro. and I got your back mate.
>>23315085>*not you dumbles you're a goddamned saint.
>>23315092also im really to tired to be doing this too. forgot to add the quest incemental number
>>23315092>>23315085thanks and i saw it was already archived right as i figured it out>>23315108is there any way i can edit it?
>>23315125Not that I know of but timorrow when I wake up ill pop off an email to lord lic and ask him politely to fix it.
>>23315205Sorry bout the mix up on that im tired and drunk.
>>23315205>>23315231Its fine and that would be swell can you make a not to fix the description as well ?
>>23315240After cc I finish reading I will write appropratie summary. Or post youre own prefered one below!
>>23315345you will do fine. thank you kind a and based anon for doing gods work.
Rolled 72Is op writing or is this thread dead?...
>>23315884we are closed for the night bud come back at 19:00 chan time. 15 hours