Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=millicent+fauxlyWe are Millicent "Millie" Fauxly. Young witch newly accepted into the prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You are a pureblood, something your mother and father take much pride in, and you have known a life of luxury and wealth. You're sister Maud is in her third year, she is your bitter rival. Ever since you were little you've been at eachother's throats, mainly because Dad's had a certain favor for you over her. You have been known to be antisocial and reclusive from others, being a recluse at home was easy, but in the hustle and bustle of Hogwarts you can feel your walls coming down.
>>23255242Yup! Favorite part of my very late evening!
You enter the Ravenclaw tower to find your friends sitting infront of the fireplace. Nigel and Olivia are locked in a battle of wits over a game of Wizards Chess. Joel lazily watches from the sofa, pretty worn out from a long day. The door behind you creaks shut, alerting them of your presence. "Find anything useful?" says Joel, the sound of a pawn beating the crap out of a bishop in the background.>"Yeah, it went okay">"Not a thing, I'm pretty useless at studying">other
>be in UK>wake up 6.30am>time for 4chan>Questing til 11am.Love it.
>>23255305"No, nothing at all. I guess I used up all of my good fortune on the classes I had earlier."
Thread yesterday ended just by the time I had the pic ready.
>>23255343This is good.
AWWWW SHIT NIGGA RIGHT ON TIME
>>23255305"Not a thing. Might give it another shot tomorrow."
>>23255305>friends"Not a thing, I'm pretty useless at studying when I have other stuff on my mind."
>>23255343I'm happy with this too since its the truth.
>>23255305>"Yeah, it went okay"Not only that, but it was enlightening, as far as they know.Go upstairs and talk to the doll.
>>23255349exactly what i was waiting for, dem tears
>>23255349(10/10 - I love you.)"No, nothing at all. I guess I used up all of my good fortune on the classes I had earlier." you say"Do you want to hang out down here for a bit?" he says, looking away from you and shutting his eyes sleepily. "just talk and stuff">Stay >Go upstairs (followed by sleep)>other
>>23255343lets go with this.
>>23255433>stay curl up in front of the fire with Tara and elise like we used to do in daddys office
>>23255433>other"I've got studying that needs doing, and Tara needs brushing."We need to let Elise know all that has happened so far, and endure her talking about Joel as we brush Tara's fur.
>>23255433Get some tea or cocoa and drift to sleep on one of the chairs.
>>23255475>>23255485This and this.
>>23255475Probably this.Talking about Joel since when?
>>23255526>Talking about Joel since when?When we first met Joel back on the Hogwart's Express.
>>23255475We can totally do this in the main room, and we've been carrying the doll all day.
Probably too late and I'm in the minority, but I wouldn't mind chatting it up with Joel.
"I'm okay, thanks" you say, telling them you'll see them tomorrow.They all wish you a good night as you ascend the stairs to your room. Tara hops down from the bed and scitters over to your ankles, interweaving herself between your legs. You change into your night dress and sit on the bed, thinking over what an exhausting day it has been. *You haven't been talking to me, much* says Elise *you're not going to forget about me are you?*>Tell her that you've been a little busy>Tell her you'll never forget her>other
>>23255674>Tell her you'll never forget her"I'll never forget you, Elise. Sorry for not talking earlier; it's just been so busy with everything."
>>23255674Good lord thats creepy.>Tell her that you've been a little busy>Tell her you'll never forget herboth
>>23255674>>Tell her you'll never forget her*Of course not.* Hug her.
>>23255674>Tell her that you've been a little busy>Tell her you'll never forget herBoth.
>>23255674I'd never forget you, but people look at me funny when i talk to you in public.
>>23255674>Tell her you'll never forget her
I think the Elise is jealous that I've been speaking to our peers. Might be trouble if we do forget about her.
>>23255325I'm beginning to think you're actually JK Rowling in disguise.
Roll 1d100. Perception. 73 or less wins.
>>23255739I always wondered why the guy doing this didn't make her named Francis. That's a girl's name as well as boys.
Rolled 68>>23255851Uh oh.
>>23255830it all makes sense now!!
>>23255808>implying OP isn't one of JK Rowling's kids>>23255854According to him, she is named Francis, and Bacon's just a nickname.
>>23255349Feel my dark power.
>>23255808I'd have a lot more respect for JK Rowling if I knew she played /tg/s.
>>23255887You don't *already* respect such a successful author?
>>23255739to much feels for me. I gave my teddy bear away when i was younger to a neighbor kid. Only thing i have ever regretted doing in my whole life.
You almost speak aloud to Elise but Olivia walks up the stairs and enters."I'm done" she says, letting herself fall flat on her bed, which is next to yours, spreading her arms as if making a snow angel.>Continue talking to Elise>Pretend you're doing something else
Rolled 85>>23255909Continue talking to Elise.Rolling for how many fucks do I give.
>>23255909>pretend you're doing something elseBrush Tara, talk to the doll in your head.
>>23255909>>Continue talking to EliseThey'll find out about it sooner or later anyway.
>>23255909>Continue talking to EliseFuck it, we're going to become a Doll Mage and have a squad of enchanted dolls under our command anyway.
>>23255895I respect her in the sense that she was wildly successful, and I have vague fond memories of reading her books as a child. I'd just respect her more if I knew she could also run an awesome campaign.
"I've been a little busy later" you say "I'll never forget you"Elise smiles and gives you a little hug.*okay* she says, happily."What's that?" says Olivia "did you say something, Millicent?">Tell her you were talkin to Elise>"Oh, nothing">other
>>23255958She also lost billionaire status because of her charitable donations. Finally a billionaire who realizes they don't need every drop of their money.
>>23255981>Tell her you were talkin to Elise
Rolled 71>>23255981"Oh, nothing. I was just saying goodnight."
>>23255981"Go to sleep, Olivia"
>>23255981"Just talking to Elise."
>>23255958So you have mad respect for Dame Judi Dench? Imagine an epic campaign narrated with that voice of hers.>>23255981>>Tell her you were talkin to EliseAnd fuck her if she thinks it makes us crazy. Probably prefers China tea over Indian or Ceylonese.
>>23256007this because a little girl talking to her doll and then turning really slow to you and saying "go to sleep" isn't like the scariest thing ever.
>>23255882How do you fucking do that?!
>>23256037MSPaint and the fill bucket I'm guessing.
>>23256037Dark wizardry, of course.
So, are we going to enchant Elise later into becoming an autonomous puppet for us, or will she remain inviolate as we create a squad of enchanted dolls we can use for a variety of tasks?It was mentioned once during character creation, but it sort of fell by the wayside.
>>23256048But it's like. He knows just how to make it horrifying and pretty at the same time.
>>23255981"Shut up, Olivia. You're out of your element."But no, seriously, even here I get the feeling that hearing dolls talking is an unusual thing. Best keep it under wraps for now.
"Just talking to Elise" you say "Go to sleep Olivia"Ten minutes later and you're both in bed, you lean over to a draw as you remember to check what lessons you have tomorrow.Defence Against The Dark Arts. You feel butterflies in your stomach, this is the one subject your Dad most loved when he was in school and the one your sister most excelled at...you better not mess up.Sleep doesn't find you easily but you get there all the same. You wake up on a crisp tuesday morning, get dressed along with the robe dad bought you, and go downstairs by the fireplace. The trio are sitting by the fire again."Morning, Millicent" says Nigel, giving a wave.>"Morning">"We have DADA today...">other
>>23256115"It's time, to defend against the dark arts."
>>23256115"Are you prepared for glorious combat?"
>>23256115we have dada and dads letter today awwww shit
>>23256115Morning, also do we bring elise and tara about to classes with us?
>>23256115>morningfrizzed out bed head and yawning.
>>23256115>and the one your sister most excelled atinb4 we have to get her help.>>23256115>>"We have DADA today..."And grin like a fucking psycho.And we need tea. Tea that follows Orwell's eleven rules, every one of which is golden.
>>23256140we bring elise
>>23256115"Morning"And he actually called us by our name, instead of nickname.
>>23256153Also, wink at him.
>>23256133>We make Millie into a Spartan.
>>23256196>Human leather panties.Oh yes.
"Morning" you say with a stifled yawn, sitting on the sofa beside Nigel. You notice Joel, who is sitting by the foot of the sofa with Olivia, has an extra cup of tea in his hand, which he passes to you."We have Defence the Dark Arts today" says Nigel, taking the words right out of your mouth "I'm a little worried to be honest">Why?>So am I>Who's the professor?>other
>>23256209>Who's the professor?Actually usable information.
>>23256115>>"Morning">>"We have DADA today..."Greet them as proper then talk a bit about our expectations of the class (has it kept shuffling professors through still?)
>>23256162No.But I'm serious about the tea, if Millicent violates one of the rules, we riot.For those who don't know the rules:http://www.booksatoz.com/witsend/tea/orwell.htm
>>23256209"Do not fear the darkness. Meet it face on, and vanquish it."
>>23256209>Who's the professor?
>>23256209>>So am I>>Who's the professor?No sense in beating about the bush with our nerves on the subject.
>>23256234My vote for this as well.
>>23256227>We make Millie both an insane and inspirational Spartan.
>>23256209Why?, who's the professor?inb4 earnest ebony
>>23256227I like this.
>>23256254Guaranteed to be this dick.
>>23256317That's old school.She became a girl.
"So am I" you say, taking the tea from Joel with a polite nod "do you know the professor is?""Olivier. Professor Olivier" says Olivia, chiming in. "He is one of the most respected wizards in the modern age, or so I've heard" "Oh yeah?" says Joel "why?""I don't know" says Olivia, taking a sip of her tea "I'm not going to be the first to ask though" You've heard this name before. You're sure of it, you're dad's mentioned him a few times before...Roll 1d100. 30 or less wins.
Rolled 83>>23256359Best of first three, right?
Rolled 91>>23256359Shouldn't our Perfect Memory make it easier than a 30?
Rolled 81>>23256359Rolling for recall.
Rolled 41>>23256380>>23256385>>23256388>>23256389>>23256374"Olives are delicious!"
>>23256374Your failure shall be recorded for eternity.
>>23256374you are turning our brain to swiss cheese
Rolled 88>>23256385>>23256388>>23256389Any other thread and we'd be well on our way to kicking ass.Where's a nat 1 when you need it?
>>23256400YOU ARE TEARING US APART, SECREATARY GENERAL!
>>23256396Second, This is what we should say.
>>23256400At this rate we'll be Terry Pratchett before our first school year is over!
>>23256411She's become a softypuss.
Rolled 44>>23256413Does this mean that any cd left in a millies car for more than a fortnight will start turning into queen's greatest hits?
>>23256413Why can't Potter wizards summon octarine as a free action?
Dammit, you just can't seem to remember where you know him from. No matter, after a spot of breakfast you'll be seeing him soon enough. "Did you hear about Professor Bellathorn Trib?" says Nigel, remembering something from yesterday. You remember potions class with the boils and the ugly, almost cartoonish witch who led the lesson. "Well" says Nigel, ready to plunge into his tale "apprently she has been cursed to look like that, she's actually s'posed to be really pretty underneath all that">What kind of curse could do that?>That's awful>other
>>23256454Do you suppose the curse was an accidental or intentional, and if intentional, done with her approval or not?
>>23256454>>What kind of curse could do that?
>>23256454>What kind of curse could do that?We must learn it. Every Wizard needs a good death-curse, so that nobody dares kill us in a manner we can see coming.
>>23256454"Why can't she break the curse?"
>>23256454that is actually kind of hilarious. Curse a witch to look like the wicked witch and then skip off.
>>23256506Nothing like a good hexing. We are a hex goddess.>Laugh at the humour
>>23256454WHY KIND. WE MUST KNOW.
You thoughts of sympathy for Professor Trib are quickly replaced by curiousity of just what kind of curse could cause such damage. "What kind of curse could do that?" you sayNigel and Olivia shrug, both having a small understanding of the wizarding world. Joel hazards a guess"Maybe its a spell that happens when you break a promise or something""That is reall mean" says Olivia "I've grown up outside of the wizarding world and she looks JUST like what I thought witches looked like, it's a sick joke"This is something you could study up on later perhaps. The bell rings for those who want breakfast in the great hall. Joel, Nigel and Olivia jump to there feet immediatley.You make your way down to the great hall. >What's for breakfast? (within reason!)
>>23256603Turkey with water crackers.
>>23256603Crepes. Lingonberry crepes.
>>23256603A scramble with home fries, peppers, chorizo, eggs, onions, and a little bit of pepper sauce. Damn, now I am hungry.
>>23256603Raw sour cherries.
>>23256603Alligator rattlesnake gumbo
>>23256603Fried cassava with lemon trout.
>>23256603American bacon with rabbit stew.
>>23256675>CrepesFuck your pussy French shit, blintz master race.
>We really like talking about food.
>>23256603Pumpkin fucking juice.
>>23256603THE STILL BEATING HEARTS OF ALL THOSE WHO DARE TO CHALLENGE OUR RIGHT AS A WARRIOR!...With french toast on the side.
You chow down on Turkey with water crackers. Joel tries coco pops for the first time and Olivia has some Belgian Waffles. "I could show you that spell again" says Nigel "I think I got it right this time""No!" Joel and Olivia say, almost shouting. Roll 1d100. 35 or less wins.
>>23256603Belgian Waffles, with a side of bacon
>>23256698>>23256603Knishes. Potato fucking knishes.
Rolled 64>>23256703Prepare to duck!
Rolled 89>>23256703Lightning reflexes remembered.
>>23256603>>23256653All the waffles.
Rolled 71>>23256703GOD WILLS IT!
>>23256703Thank you most beneficent OP for choosing the only sensible answer.Turkey with water crackers.Mmmm.
>>23256713Knishes I can respect. They come from a strong part of the world. Not like those pussy-ass crepes.
>>23256703Incoming food bukkake
Rolled 93>>23256715>>23256718>>23256721Fucking /tg/ dice...
>>23256736I make mine out of charcoal.
>>23256746>Gets the worst roll of them all.
>>23256730>Not eating giant lizards and venomous snakesAnd you Brits claim to be civilized.
You feel an icy touch on your shoulder that sends uncomfortable shivers down your back. It's the Hufflepuff ghost from before who stands before you as you sit. "Can we talk?" he says, gesturing to the hallway.>Sure>I'm eating>No>other
>>23256759"Sure. I'll bring my easily portable turkey with water crackers, the most beneficent meal of them all."
>>23256759"I'm eating. Fine, just make it quick."
Rolled 6>>23256759>>I'm eating
>>23256759SURE. Then stare at him while eating.
>>23256759>I'm eating.Get up and go with him anyways.
Rolled 64>>23256773then>>23256774Less people in the hallway, start our morning off with a nice breather
Rolled 33>>23256759You clearly don't understand. This is turkey with water crackers. Something you clearly don't get ghost lips. I am eating my breakfast. One does not simply leave a meal unfinished. I now bid you good day.
(all those who are new I strongly recommend reading the previous threads)"Sure" you say after swallowing your food.The ghost looks to your friends who watch in confused silence."I wish to speak alone with you" he says "I'll make it quick">Follow him>Stay where you are>other
>>23256826Sigh, look at him with disdain, and then>Follow him.We should agree to this little game he has going.
>>23256826>Follow him"Make it quick then"
>>23256826>Follow him"Fine, but my food is getting cold so make it quick."
>>23256826"It is turkey with water crackers."Look at him for a few seconds."Fine."
"Make it quick then" you say with a sigh as you stand and follow him out. Your friends watch you leave, unsure what to say or do."It is turkey with water crackers..." you mutter.You are led to a secluded garden area not too far away. The ghost doesn't seem too bothered by the cold morning air. "Have you thought about my offer?" he says, seriously. He is of course referring to the contest he offered you to take part in to build him a mannequin by the end of the year, the reward being the lost Trident of Rowena Ravenclaw. >Yes, I would like to participate in the contest>I'm really not sure if I want to yet>No, thank you. >other
>>23256903>>Yes, I would like to participate in the contestWhat exactly happens to the ones who lose the contest?
>>23256903"What proof do you have that this "Trident" you spoke of even exists, and that you're not just stringing me along?"
>>23256903OF COURSE WE'LL DO IT.We took enchanting for a reason.
>>23256903We'll do it.This ghost have a name? We have got to make sure we know who we're dealing with.
>>23256903"Yes, I want to join the contest. Where would you recommend I start researching?"Our failure studying yesterday has taught us a valuable lesson: we can't do EVERYTHING on our own.
Rolled 83>>23256903Perhaps. Are the faculty informed about any of this, or are they in the dark too? I would imagine trusting an unknown spirit with a brand new body could have some serious repercussions, providing that you are a more sinister being than you put out to be. How can I know that I can trust you? That you won't try to unleash some great forbidden evil? Or destroy Hogwarts, or steal the feathers from our pillows so that they are slightly less comfortable, making us use others to stack them on top so that we will not have neck pains, causing a major pillow shortage? Just who are you? I know you don't remember you past life, but who are you NOW?
>>23256953Or... can we?
>>23256958No. We can't.
>>23256978Right. We need Elise's help too.
>>23256978Or....... can we?
>>23256923>>23256956These two. We need information!!Daddy didn't raise a stupid girl after all.
>>23256985Is that a pony?
"I'll do it" you say "but I've got a few questions first"The ghost nods with a smile "great, thank you, what questions do you have for me?""What's your name?" you ask.He laughs "Nathaniel Rivers" he says "next question""What proof do you have that this "Trident" you spoke of even exists, and that you're not just stringing me along?"Nathaniel doesn't seem to take much offense at this. "The others asked the same questions, although they have a head start on you now, I can't tell you where it is or prove that I have it, however if there is a question that you need answered I may use it for you, but only once">More questions?
>>23256998>if there is a question that you need answered I may use it for you, but only once"Use the Trident to answer this. Does blood purity have any actual effect on magical ability?"
>>23256998>How did you die/become a Hogwarts ghost?>Is what we are doing against the school rules in any way, shape or form?> Can I enlist the help of others from my own house?> Is there a specific point in time at which you will end the competition if none of have achieved your goal?
Rolled 66>>23256956I mean, this whole thing is questioning him, so use whatever.>>23256998Why is the shy hates everyone girl so eager to rush into things? I understand "Glory for love of father", But being unprepared could easily bring us shame instead.
>>23256998Let's get down to business. "What do you need to make this mannequin? Any prohibited materials and what would be an acceptable body?" Or something along those lines.
Rolled 31>>23257040Just roll with it.
>>23257040She's not shy. Just anti-social. The end justifies the means, after all. Even if it hurts someone along the way.
>>23256826>>Follow himTake the crackers.
Rolled 9>>23257065I really wish /tg/ would play something other than the dark teenage magician girl.All I'm saying is that we better end up as a lich.
We had a class to get to
>>23256917This. Might as well.
Rolled 44>>23257065Right, if shit does hit the fan, we still can deny being involved. And we get the Trident. If it does exist.
>>23257096It's still breakfast time, we can eat a little less turkey to get a little more brain food.
>>23257078We didn't pick the anti-social trait. It was picked by RNG. Blame the dice and not /tg/. Besides, it's already evident that we're breaking out of this personality bit by bit, slowly.
"I don't remember" he says, sadly "I went for a stroll outside the school grounds, wandared around the lake for a while, then I died" You notice Harriet walk by, noticing you talking to a ghost, she starts whispering to her friends as she turns a corner.You ask him if this is against the rules."Maybe" he says "I don't see why it would be"You ask if you can enlist the help of others."Sure, but only those you trust, I don't this to get out of hand, my own friends will never let me hear the end of it"You ask how long you have to make the mannequin."However long you need" he says "but there are three other students working at this so you better be quick to get the prize"He comes a little closer to you, whispering"to be honest the whole prize thing is an incentive, I really want to be able to interact with the world again, would you have helped me otherwise?" he asks>of course you would>probably not>more questions>other
>>23257154Evade the question!
>>23257139>bit by bit, slowlyIt would be nice if it did happen like that.In case you noticed, it isn't happening like that.
>>23257154Well, we kind of found his motive, its just to bad that it makes me question his motives even more. I would like to ask why he wants to interact with the world, but I get the feeling it'll be one of those "you wouldn't understand because you're a live" bits.
>>23257154"Very well."Back to breakfast.Motherfucking turkey with water crackers
Rolled 60>>23257154Oh hes just trying to get us to do his dirty work.Watch the Trident is going to be made of plastic.
>>23257181>In case you noticed, it isn't happening like that.> Completely subjective as I see it quite the opposite.
>>23257154I think we're done with this guy. If he doesn't give a list of starting references we might as well take off.
>>23257154"What sort of form would you prefer? Anything special like levitation?"
Rolled 63>>23257199While a few anons have been trying to stick to the character, many of them don't like that person. So they just push there own ideas of what would be cool. From my perspective, there is more a jumping back and forth between the two in different options than easing into the former.
>>23257187Evade the question by saying something along these lines. Might as well accept his quest as well.
>>23257154"I help those who help themselves."
>>23257243!Prefect answer for her.
>>23257228The mannequin will transform into a mewling baby as a surprise ending for this wanky ghost. Or the form will be that of a toad.
>>23257243Hilarious. Voting this.
>>23257240Actually, nix that last part. Make him answer a question using the trident first. Some question about high-level magic that we might have overheard daddy talking about.
>>23257228Why should we give a fuck about that?As >>23257195 reminded, turkey with motherfucking water crackers
>>23257260To lead him into giving us a little more information on how to do it.
"Is there any place I should start looking for this mannequin enchantment?" you askThe ghost shrugs "Have you tried the library?" he says "you might have some luck there"Not much help of course. You give a curt goodbye to Nathaniel. "Thank you" you hear him say as he phases into a wall. "I help those who help themselves" you think to yourself.You return to the great hall just as the bell rings for first lesson. Double Defence Against the Dark Arts with Professor Olivier. Joel, Nigel and Olivia meet and walk with you to the lesson. "What was all that about?" asks Joel as you walk>Confide in him>Tell him a lie>avoid the question>other
>>23257275"That is for me to know, and you not to know."Then wink at him.
>>23257275avoid the question for now
>>23257275THIS NOSY JOCK IS STARTING TO INFURIATE ME.
>>23257239I think the flip-flopping is pretty in character actually. Take a kid who is anti-social, put them in a place where they are pretty much forced to be social, make them feel like they have alienated themselves from the only person they originally felt any kind of affection for (seems like Millicent enjoyed being favored by her dad), and I think you'd have a very confused young kid. Trying to figure out how to act around all these new people but often still clinging to your old ways as an escape mechanism.
>>23257275Evade the question."Tell you later, we have to get to class!"
>>23257275"That is my secret. Hmph."
>>23257292YEAH. FUCKING TELL HIM IT'S PRIVATE.
>>23257275Avoid the question for now. Tell him we'll talk about it later, don't want to be late for class. We can think of some way to dodge the question entirely or maybe tell a half-truth and get him to help us some how.
>>23257275"Get your cock out of my business, boy."
>>23257309Ha!.Stay mean, keep 'em keen. Dumb jock.
>>23257314We don't need to tell this kid shit! SHIT! We don't fucking run around asking him about his business.
>>23257297Oh for heavens sakes, you beat me in replying. However, I will add this:>>23257239> I see your point, but I still feel that this is okay since it's a part of the questing experience. People are going to have different opinions on how to act.
>>23257321>Snap his neck.
>>23257336For whose sakes?
>>23257331Don't antagonize him though, we can get him to help us without knowing why if we just dance around the question for now.
>>23257347NO. SLAP HIS NOSY ASS HARD ACROSS THE FACE.
"Tell you later, we have to get to class" you say, increasing your pace as you walk with the herde of Ravenclaw students which emerge from the other corridors. You hold Elise close to your chest and catch a worried look from Joel as you struggle to push your way through the crowd of students by the starcaises.Roll 1d100 to avoid being late for class. 65 or less wins.
Rolled 23>>23257354DANCE MOTHERFUCKER DANCE
Rolled 18>>23257354MY BODY IS SPEED.
Rolled 28>>23257354We're going to be the best student.
>>23257361>>23257360Looks like we're really fast at getting to class.
>>23257371Heh, three awesome rolls to get to class.In before we fail every spell there now.
>>23257360>>23257361>>23257366SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
>>23257371>You gain special power.>Studious Alacrity>Whenever moving to learn something, it is as if you are already there.>/weirding way
Rolled 81>>23257336Meta-gaming ruins the immersion though...
>>23257389That's a lie and you know it.
Rolled 59>>23257389How is that meta-gaming though? Just putting thought into how a character would act in a certain situation.
Rolled 2>>23257404I am speaking of the opposite. Making the character act by what the person thinks is cool, or fits to the character they want to make, but isn't like the one they are playing.
You successfully navigate the moving stairs without any trouble. You make it to class right on time, a class which you share with the Hufflepuff kids. You take a seat at the back, finding your own desk, Olivia chooses to sit one desk away from you. Placing the correct text book and inkwell on the table you're ready for your lesson. You notice the skeleton of a dragon hanging from the ceiling by wire cords. As you wait for the lesson to begin you wonder what that thing would be like in real life..."Hello children, settle down, settle down" says a honey smooth voice from the top of the staircase at the front of the class. A stout man in his mid-sixties emerges from his office, with short cropped white hair and mustache he has an old english quality about him. With a sweeping gesture he holds his hand in the air, his wand shooting into his hand. "I am professor Olivier, your Defence Against the Dark Arts Teacher"Sam, the ginger kid from before, turns round ahead of you and says "bit of a show off isn't he?" in a low whisper>Don't respond>Definitely>nod>other
>>23257419This is /tg/. We are playing what we think we are playing./delayed choice quantum eraser
>>23257425"We'll see if he keeps it up."
>>23257442Then wink at him.
>>23257442>>23257447Either of these please.
Rolled 53>>23257425"Shh! Pay attention!"Then mumble something about Hufflepuffs being louts
>>23257425Don't respond. We don't talk to the soulless.
>>23257458Unless commanding them.
>>23257425>>23257458Hey OP! How much sexual power do we need for NECROMANCY?!
>>23257425He's a Weasley. Say nothing.
>>23257419Well, that's dependent on the skill of the role-player in general. I think at the moment anything is fair as we're thrown off from our regular daily life. We're in motherfucking Hogwarts. Everything is new and shiny, and we have no idea what's going to happen next. Maybe once we get into a rhythm of daily life in the academy, things will settle down until something new is thrown onto our laps.
>>23257476That means that he is pure blood. He is our EQUAL.
>>23257483Weasleys are a special class of disdain, below muggles.
Rolled 28>>23257483Weasleys are traitors of the blood. They are even worse than mudbloods.
>>23257492You know, speaking of which, one certainly does wonder why some wizard never looked at a tommy gun and said "hey, that's cool!"
>>23257498We don't know that though. Hell, we didn't even know what a muggle was.
>>23257506We instinctually know what muggles are.
Roll 1d100. 45 or less wins.
>>23257503Because it'll never be as cool as a tommy wand. Also, Arthur Weasley was that kind of guy.
Rolled 32>>23257512DARKNESS BE PRAISED!
>>23257503Same reason that they never play the vidya.Actually why don't wizards play the vidya? That would be a cool subject in muggle studies.
>>23257516Yeah, but you can use a tommy gun and a tommy wand at the same time.
Rolled 34>>23257512rolling wait what are we rolling for?
>>23257525Bonus points if bees are applied.
>>23257528Fear check, of course.
>>23257508She didn't know what a mudblood was. Asked Olivia last thread if she was a mudblood because she thinks she's getting disowned.
>>23257530Well, We have a mouth that isn't being used....
Sorry folks, going to have to stop now. Will be back tomorrow, hopefully earlier than before.
>>23257540Muggle isn't nearly as much of a slang term as muddblood. That is like comparing saying nigger to saying black. Neither is technically correct, but nigger is just a slur.
>>23257561Finally. Some good night/morning rest. See you all later.
>>23257561No! Not like this!
Rolled 4>>23257561OP pls.Let there be video games in muggle studies.
Rolled 64>>23257561Oh boy the suspense about what we were rolling for is going to kill me.
>>23257561]Why would you do this?You! You.. Mugglethumper!
>>23257568Even if that was the case, we wouldn't know to think that the Weasleys or any other technophile pureblood/mudblood should be treated with disdain.>>23257561Master of suspense
>>23257561Until tomorrow then.
Man, didn't even get to 300 posts