We are Millicent "Millie" Fauxly. Young witch newly accepted into the prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You are a pureblood, something your mother and father take much pride in, and you have known a life of luxury and wealth. You're sister Maud is in her third year, she is your bitter rival. Ever since you were little you've been at eachother's throats, mainly because Dad's had a certain favor for you over her. You have been known to be antisocial and reclusive from others, being a recluse at home was easy, but in the hustle and bustle of Hogwarts you can feel your walls coming down. Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=millicent+fauxly
"You better put me down before I tell Mum and Dad about that Hufflepuff boy" you say, masterfully putting the menace and gravity into your words. Maud looks at you in stunned silence, looks away, tries to retort, comes short. She waves her wand, you hit the ground with an audible, but painless, thud."Yeah, well I'll tell mum and Dad that YOU didn't get into Slytherin!" she says, desperate now. You stand to full attention, brush the specks calmy from the robe Dad gave you and say "they'll think it's your thought anyway, you know they will"Maud screams, stamps her foot, tears welling up in her eyes "this isn't fair!" she shouts before unlocking the door and running outside. All you know is you bought yourself some time.(more incoming)
>>23214333Ahh, using one of my original dark power castings. Lovely.
>>23214391you jelly ?>>23211302previous thread link for new comers
>>23214395HOW DID YOU GET A SECURE TRIPCODE WITH "TG" IN IT?!
>>23214407I'm a fucking dark Wizard, how do you think?
Joel, Nigel and Olivia step inside."What was all that about?" says Olivia, face near to crying encase you're hurt in some way.>Tell them what happened>(charisma)Play it off as a sisterly spat> (charisma) Tell them it's not important and we should get to class
>>23214382You're obviously not the first post. OP took that in addition to the OP.
>>23214414"My sister wanted to yell at me a little. She's a bit of a tart."
>>23214414> (charisma) Tell them it's not important and we should get to class
>>23214414>>(charisma)Play it off as a sisterly spatAnd we really have to get to class, we can't be late on our first day.
>>23214430>"My sister wanted to yell at me a little."Hilarious. Do it. Not sure if we need a Cha roll.
Rolled 48>>23214414Family trouble. Nothing to be worried about.
>>23214414Wait a moment, what is this "play it off"?It WAS a sisterly spat.
>>23214414"I'm the favorite daugher and she's going to get blamed for me getting into the *wrong house*"
>>23214430Votan' telling the truth. About sissy yelling at us, that is.
>>23214414I believe we need to get some accidental flirting in this, in the attempt to:> play it off as sisterly spatMake it as funny as hell.
>>23214449It was a little more than "give back my hairbrush" more "this could tear apart our family!"
>>23214414>(charisma)Play it off as a sisterly spat> (charisma) Tell them it's not important and we should get to classboth of these
>>23214414We suddenly realize as we look over the large class of students that humans are filled with water.A large writhing mass of deep water sacks sit in front of us.We become terrified.
>>23214459Well, tell them she was very angry with you then.We don't need to say what it was about.
>>23214474Not really sure why we would ever announce all the details anyway.
>>232144682gay fur me man
Roll 1d100. 75 or less wins. New rule, rolls have to be in response to this to count.
Rolled 63>>23214496I am the purity of calmness.
> noob herehow to roll?
>>23214537You didn't read the sticky.YOU didn't READ the STICKY.YOU DIDN'T READ THE STICKY.
>>23214537read the sticky on the first page of /tg/ or never come back.
>>23214548No! No do come back! Come back over and over and over again! Come back until your eyes roll back and glaze in pleasure. And your hands can no longer stop slipping slowly softly between your legs.
Rolled 1, 4 = 5>>23214548>>23214543> Did, still confused> Here's an attempt..
>>23214564THE BLISS OF UNDERSTANDING.
>>23214561/d/ pls go. We got /fit/ in this thread and I don't want there to be any trouble
Rolled 2, 5 = 7>>23214564> Hardcore failure....
"It was nothing" you say as you walk with them out of the empty classroom back toward charms class. "just a sisterly spat I guess"No more is said on the subject as you enter charms class on time. The room is built with two opposite facing tables, Ravenclaw on one side and Hufflepuffs on the other. In the middle Professor Leverty waits for everyone to file in.Mr Leverty doesn't look like your conventional wizard, for one in he's in his late twenties, clearly new to the job, and another he speaks with an American accent."Welcome guys please take your seats" he says, wrapping his knuckles on the desk he's sitting on. "Today we're going to be learning the flying spell, can anyone tell me what that is?">(initiative/knowlege) "Wingardium Leviosa">Keep listening
>>23214575Dude, this is /tg/. We became one with /d/ a long time ago. Feel the blissful union. Look around you. You shall discover the quests of futa semen energized orgy magic. Vive Slaanesh.
>>23214586>Keep listening while laughing at his accent.
Holy shit OP, you started way earlier than I expected!
Rolled 15>>23214586WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA
>>23214611By the glory, we must be right at all turns. Use this. Use the glory and power.
>>23214611>>23214586Votan the quick answers and the good rolls.
>>23214606Sorry about that. I'm trying to start consistently.
>>23214586>>(initiative/knowlege) "Wingardium Leviosa"Even if anti-social, we must overpower them with our intelligence for we are Millicent Fauxly. The hat put is into ravenclaw but we shall not shame our family with a lack of knowledge.
>>23214623You actually started at the regular time. That guy just has poor expectations.
Rolled 92>>23214496Play it off as a sisterly spat...
Rolled 92>>23214586Murmur it below our breath, What is the point of having an anti social PC if we don't act the part?
>>23214586>>Keep listeningwe don't know any spells, this has already been established
Rolled 92>>23214586Also the roll
>>23214586We will excel in schoolwork. Wingardium Leviosa.
Rolled 9>>23214631We're breaking the rules.>>23214611SAY IT EXACTLY LIKE THIS.>>23214586
>>23214631Dude, anti-social in this RPG means we hate them. It does not mean we have to suck at wizarding schoolwork.
Rolled 65>Lets make a rich secluded quite shy girl>Flirts with everyone, extreamly outgoing, faces her fears right off the bat, stands up to family right awayGoddamnit /tg/
>It's Levioh-sa, not Leviosah!
>>23214633We don't know how to cast them. We can know what they are called, though.
>>23214664this fucking guy. >inb4 that fucking vid is linked
Roll 2d100. 1st Initiative. 2nd Knowledge.(you have an edge on 'knowing' spells due to your magical background)
Rolled 37, 16 = 53>>23214689My body is pure understanding.
Rolled 73, 44 = 117>>23214689also: captcha: orgeiga intelligent (fuck yeah we are smart)
>>23214658I would have preferred to have been the secluded shy girl, but whoever built this system thought that anti-social means having a hate boner for everyone.
>>23214693Yes! And make sure you say it >>23214688.
Rolled 31, 16 = 47>>23214689
>>23214689We better be getting tons of wizarding exp. TONS!
>>23214726>You leveled up. You can now cast: Avada Kedavra.
>>23214689Do you, have any idea, how useful that lightning reflexes would have been.DO YOU.I DON'T EVEN.MY FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY
>>23214732>You can now cast. Bondage curse. Animate belts. Convert belts to tentacles.
>>23214763umbridge did something like that
Your hand shoots up a second before Joel's and several other students. "You, little miss with the doll" says Professor Leverty, clicking his finger and pointing at you with the youthful vigor uncommon with most teachers. He's a pretty cool guy."The Wingardium Levi-o-sa spell, sir" you say. "That's the one" he says, "well done, five points to Ravenclaw" Over the next twenty minutes the origin of the spell is taught, the correct gestures and pronounciation too. With a wave of his wand Mr.Leverty conjures feathers to appear before each student.Okay. Showtime.Your wand is good at charms, so this should be easy. The spell has a -15 drawback which is pretty smalltime. Roll 1d100. Charm. 35 or less wins.
>>23214772Umbridge. That sounds like a very sexy English name.Is there a story behind it?
Rolled 41>>23214784Have you, like, never READ Harry Potter? At all?
Rolled 36>>23214782My body is magic incarnate.
Rolled 76>>23214782swish and flick!
>>23214795I am so glad you quoted the wrong post with that roll.
>>23214795Now I'm really interested.Care to tell us about this suave Umbridge man?
Rolled 43>>23214807>Just as planned.
>>23214807Actually, I quoted who I was replying to, I just forgot to ALSO quote the post I was rolling for. And I'm glad too.
Rolled 80>>23214826>My power is undeniable.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" you chant, with three degrees of success!On your first try the feather floats high up into the air at your command, staying there along with several other students who get the hang of it too. Joel, who is sitting to your left, is having some trouble with it. His barely lifts off the ground as he does it."Any help, Mills?" he says, exaserbated.>(instruction) Help him>Let him continue on his own
>>23214845>help himguide his hand through the proper motions of swish and flick.
Rolled 20>>23214845Help him, fuck this hate boner bullshit, we need allies, maybe even friends.
>>23214845"Mills?" *twitching eye*
>>23214845"I'll mark you down as owing me one, too."Then help him.
Rolled 32>>23214845>You are probably saying it wrong. Remember it's leviohsa, not Leviosah!
>>23214845Help him.FOR A PRICE.
>>23214864"Do I look like a windmill?"But help him.Collect debts for the future slavery.
All roles which include compassion for others hinders you with a -10. Just so you know. You're instruction skill is at 5, so you're starting with a -10.
>>23214845to be followed, we must lead. guide him to the correct path.
Rolled 10>>23214863be Tsundere about it
>>23214845>(instruction) Help him"It's 'levi-OH-sa', not 'leviosaaa'. And if you value your life don't call me 'Mills' ever again."
>>23214884So, is that like a guaranteed fail or something?Cause that might be a little silly!
>>23214845help him, whats the worst that could happen?
Rolled 27>>23214884It could be funny anyway. Help him!
>>23214864thisGo ahead and help but make sure he knows that Millicent is our name. Not Mills, Milly or any other silly permutation he can think of.
>>23214914Milly Cent, new rapper in town.
>>23214918Da Cents is in town.
>>23214914Blush while saying itfuckin do it.
>>23214931What are you, gay?
>>23214914"Milly" MAY be acceptable in future if he manages to defrost us at all, but right now we're still pretty damn frigid.
>>23214931BLUSH?! You mean thunder the horrors of the eldritch void into our voice.
>>23214942Only for you, Stud.
>>23214900She levitates him out of a window by mistake.
>>23214944It is never acceptable. When he becomes our little puppy, he will refer to us only as "Mistress".
>>23214898Nah, It's a simple instruction so it's a very easy roll. Roll 1d100. 25 or less wins.
>>23214958kids fall out of windows at Hogwarts all the time. its documented.
Rolled 69>>23214845Millicent, I am Millicent and you shall be in my debt.
Rolled 74>>23214967My body is an excellent teacher.
>>2321496725 or less is NOT an easy rollllllll!That's three quarters failure chance young OP.
Rolled 43>>23214967wow these rolls are bad
>>23214967I invoke Satan!
Rolled 68>>23214967dice for the dicegod
Rolled 33>>23214967I'll give it a shot for shits and giggles.
>>23214981well in the books its mentioned several times that people get injured all the time and in many strange ways. but in the movies and books several people fall out windows or off buildings or brooms and are totally fine.
Rolled 34>>23214967Aww but I already rolled>>23214863
>>23214992does this count as zero?
>>23215020And then they die mysteriously shortly afterward.
Rolled 8>>23214845DONT CALL ME MILLS
>>23214975Horrible accident incoming.
>>23215034do they go on to cut a snakes head off with a sword and get the bitches
after we accidentially severely injure the poor kid pretend it was on purpose and tell him not to call us mills.
>>23215036Feel my dark power.
>>23215036although i think you linked the wrong post and there for it doesn't count.
>>23214988I know. But your character is bad at helping others so I took that into account. Otherwise it would have been 35 or less.
>>23215062Although, there needs to be more Millie drawing for me to corrupt.
>>23215074That's still not easyyyyyyyyyyy *cryyyyysss*
>>23215079there was a drawfag monitoring these threads but its rude to keep asking him to do more.
>>23215091I'm not asking. I'm demanding. There's a difference.
The drawfagging made me ridiculously happy
>>23215111KEEP WRITING SLAVE! :D
Deleted my fucking writing by accident. FUCK. Hold on.
>>23215117>>23215128YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID.
Did we fail or succeed? Who cares, make it funny either way.
>>23215137Ahem. Do not displease a dark wizard. He brought it on himself.
>>23215149Excuse me, dark Wizard.*
>>23215156>>23215149Are you two talking about me?
"Millicent is my name. Not Mills, Milly or any other silly permutation you can think of" you say to him. You try to teach him the spell to no avail. The rest of the class sails by with Joel being the only one unable to perform the spell correctly."Dammit" he says, running his hand frustratedly through his snow white hair. >"Don't worry you'll get the hang of it soon, it's only your first day">"I'll help you get the hang of it outside of class, don't worry about it">other
>>23215165"Keep trying. Do not give in to failure."
>>23215175What eleven year old speaks like that?
>>23215165"Hmph. Keep trying."
>>23215175I like this one
>>23215181I take it you haven't met many eleven year olds.
>>23215175Yep, I think that's very in character for Millicent.
>>23215181A properly educated child of a pureblood family
Rolled 58>>23215165Is this Joel at all attractive to Millicent?If so,"Hey, Don't worry. We could always work on the spell in... private... lessons."*smile*If not..Don't respond to his frustration.
>>23215165>"Don't worry you'll get the hang of it soon, it's only your first day"this actually sounds right
>>23215175Heh. We will be the dark lord yet.
>>23215194No, we aren't quite that far along
>>23215194i swear if this turns in to a fetish quest im gonna burn down moots house.
Rolled 59>>23215181Someone raised by right elitist Slytherins with a "excell or be expelled" style of child rearing.
>>23215165>"I'll help you get the hang of it outside of class, but of course you realize you'll be indebted to me."No friends, no loved ones, just pluses and minuses.
>>23215210Uh oh. Now you've done it. You would seriously blaspheme moot? Here? He will ride his silver horse with shotgun saddle sides through your very core.
>>23215194He is described as having 27 Charisma, but he is also from a uknown family, in a lesser house and apparently inept.
>>23215211And also be a sexy cold bitch!
>>23215223Now now, I said PROBABLY 27 in that thread.Odds are he's got 39 or some shit by now.It never stops.
>>23215223He's a charismatic rogue, that's all.
>>23215175>Darth Vader VoiceI approve.
>>23215244He has charisma sufficient to gain psychic powers, really.
Rolled 28>>23215223That doesn't mean anything regarding to physical attractiveness to Millicent..Hell, what DOES she like in a guy???Or is she a Lesbian FemaNazi????WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS!
>>23215272No, we don't.
>>23215272She's the master of inducing orgasms with a cold stare alone.
>>23215283>Implying no crushes.
"Keep trying" you say "do not give into failure" Olivia, sitting to seats to your right, leans in on the conversation."Don't worry Joel, I'll help you get the hang of it"There is a moments silence between them"Thanks Olive" he says "that means a lot"The lesson comes to an end as you shuffle out of the class. What's next?>Potions>Herbology>Transfiguration
>>23215217Boring. She will change to a somewhat more bearable person.
>>23215291TRANS FUCKING FIGURATION.It's time.
>>23215278Yea we do.It will help us guide our actions if we know what types of people she hates, who she might go for, whether she'll be more tomboyish or not..Shit dude, stop assuming fetish thread..WE'RE ROLEPLAYING A PERSON HERE.We need the little details..
>>23215272He is attractive, but discipline and control has been scolded, shamed and likely caned deeply into her.
>>23215291>TransfigurationTime to show Nigel up.
>>23215272Well, she is a bit young to properly decide it but from her background I'd assume she would be more attracted to boys, at this point most likely someone like her father.
>>23215283This is my favorite catchphrase of the whole quest. Also, this will never become a fetish quest. Ever. I'm going to break your hearts you lot are going to love these characters more than your own families.
>>23215305You don't usually decide to be a lesbian. It's who your body gets aroused by.
>>23215307good DM is good
>>23215297Then read the fucking character creation post, do some work yourself, can't expect to be spoonfed a full psychological workup when you decide to dump in unprepared.
>>23215307OP, the more you say that, the closer you get to the abyss. If you're not careful, you'll open the gates.
>>23215293In time. But that change doesn't happen overnight. It's gonna take a lotta love to change the way things are.
I bring gifts!
>>23215331Who says we want her to change?!She's a delicious stern warleader.
>>23215332>I'm tired>I wish I was at my dormitory>I'd rather be doing charms
>>23215332awwww shit fucking five star post right there
>>23215332what made you decide to ditch the glasses?
Has anyone thought to try and improve our relationship with Maud? I just finished reading the previous thread.
>>23215359Naw man, fuck that bitch.
>>23215359do you have an older sibling? it doesn't get solved until you are both adults
>>23215359We're in a state of cold war with her at the moment. We can both utterly destroy the other, so I guess peace talks will be coming up in the future.
Taking five. Stay classy. Love the artwork.
>>23215359Given her recent spell assault on our person I'd think that will not go well.
>>23215359Well, if the MAD of "You're not in Slytherin!" VS "You're fucking a Hufflepuff! A Hufflepuff for fuck's sake!" ever goes off, we'll BOTH be disowned, and that might FORCE us to reconcile.
>>23215291Do we have time to inform father because that must be done as soon as possible to undermine Maud
>>23215371i like you
>>23215373>implying being a Hufflepuff is bad
>>23215371Much better with glasses.
>>23215380>implying it's not.what book did you read
>>23215380>implying a Hufflepuff is anything
>>23215359Only way to improve it would be to make Father love her as much as us, it's really all that.We walked, talked and read earlier and better than her, so she was designated mediocre prototype daughter.
>>23215373Damn now I want to see this.
>>23215380Being a average person and a Hufflepuff is not bad, being highbourn Slytherin and bumping uglies with a Badger however...
>>23215380Answer me this. What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
>>23215409What do you think they do with that herbology proficiency?
>>23215409it has something to do with being a particularly good finder.
>>23215409Someone that's been turned down by all the other houses, yet refuses to give up.House Hard work and GUTS.Not the straight A students heading for Harvard, but the solid B+ with a 8 hour job on the side.
>>23215439>House Hard work and GUTS.So what you're saying is that, if you were to combine Gryffindor and Hufflepuff, you'd basically get House Gurren?I'm okay with this.
>>23215332My dark power grows.
>>23215291Based on this, looks like we won't be getting anything with Joel. he likes friendship stuff, which Millie and /tg/ are averse to. Are we edgy enough yet?
Switched Computer. Made a tea. Eating chocolate eggs. Writing now.
>>23215474on character create we literally rolled hates everyone
>>23215474Aw damn it /tg/, why the fuck do you faggots do this.I don't actually go to these threads mind, never been a Harry Potter fan, but I did like the moment where the OP said "No this isn't going to be fapshit." I'd hoped it miss the other pitfall of /tg/ quests, "Being a titanic smug snake douche." I guess it hasn't.
>>23215454>House Gurren Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the Wizard who believes in you! >>23215481Op where are you from?
>>23215487Dice decided that for us in the character creation thread bro. We're just kinda rolling with it. We may character development out of it, but it's not just gonna disappear.
>>23215485>>23215487We're going to work her out of it.And it's /tg/s fault for making anti-social mean hate everything.
I'll wait forever for the day when I get to draw the Millie/Joel sex scene
>>23215487To be fair, the anti-social came up as a roll in character creation. Some of us are trying to work around it while some try to stay true to her trait for now.
>>23215501>And it's /tg/s fault for making anti-social mean hate everything.IT'S. HOW. THE .RULES. SYSTEM- DESCRIBES. IT.
>>23215501I know. Shy, withdrawn, maybe a bit sullen and snippy, sure. Playing the worst cliches of Raito, no.
>>23215508Voting to hug, snog, and confess your misereable childhood to everyone isn't "working around"
>>23215513Yes, the rule system, that /tg/ made.
>>23215468More black glory.
Transfiguration class is up next. When you enter the cramped little classroom you can see a barn owl sitting upon the desk, its eyes wide open, head swiveling. Each student has an individual desk in this class. You find Tara waiting atop yours. The owl, as you may have already guessed, morphs into Professor Avori. Joel whistles a "cool". "Today class" begins professor Avori in his thick scottish accent. "We will learning the Engorgio spell"He doesn't leave room for answers."This spell will allow you to, at best, triple the size of an object, we will start with a goblet and progress to your familiars"Roll 1d100. Casting. 50 or less wins.
>>23215503i see no reason why you couldn't draw it inside of joels dream bubble
Rolled 45>>23215543So many things can go wrong with this. Excellent.
Rolled 44Guys, guys, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future to develop Millicent, but right now, we've gotta work with what we've been given.>>23215543ROLLIN'
Rolled 43>>23215543Dice for the Dicegods
>>23215501Do you even KNOW what an anti-social is like? They literally give zero fucks about anyone and everything. hurt feelings, Kicking puppies, murder, rape, genocide they couldn't give a single shit even if their life depended on it. Hell if they thought they had something to gain from it and get away with it they would do so without a second thought. If we only become a cold heartless mind slaving bitch we would be considered average. Only reason their not considered a psychopath is because their not actually insane.
>>23215562Are you retarded, or just projecting?
Rolled 57>>23215543Castin' like a bouss>>23215532I know, that is why I prefer we kick ass in studies but stay to ourselves in other things.
Rolled 80>>23215562No, thats a psychopath, idiot.
>>23215503Beautiful sex is quite fine to draw however you like. So I can blast it by bleak glory.
>>23215562Anti-social as a personality quirk is not the same as antisocial personality disorder.
>>23215485Considering our situation, if we don't get friendlier (and we have a few times, kind of) we are gonna end up with no friends on top of being disowned. I actually wouldn't mind seeing that so much so long as the consequences of that don't disappear, like no reliable help from anyone, no one to pair up with in class, no one to help us if our adventure involves water, slowly creating more enemies from our treatment of others, etc.An example from earlier was when we left the great hall to follow Maud because we were afraid she was sending a letter. We brushed off Joel because we're an independent woman and it's our own affair, but what if he had an owl? Would've made shit somewhat easier if he were in fact sending a letter.
>>23215562That's a Socio/Psychopath.
>>23215595Sometimes, your friends can only get you so far.Sometimes, your friends can be quite a hindrance.And sometimes you just need to murder the shit out of your friends for being assholes.
You retrieve your wand and point down at the goblet. Part of this spell's use needs it to be very close to its target or else casting will become more difficult."Engorgio!" you say.The goblet becomes bucket sized before you."Well done!" says Professor Avori, clapping you and Olivia on the shoulder for a successful transfiguration. Joel has managed to double it's size. He's pretty chuffed with himself too. >Congrats Joel!>Well done>I knew you could do it>Other
>>23215621"Success was yours this day. Well done."
>>23215636Throw in a nod, for good measure.
>>23215595>Considering our situation, if we don't get friendlier (and we have a few times, kind of) we are gonna end up with no friends on top of being disowned. Well, are we trying to play Millie's character or doing what's wisest? I agree being unfriendly is foolish but that really seems like the type of person she is according to character creation. She just doesn't enjoy the company of others. That may change but it seems true for the moment.
Rolled 21>>23215621>Other"Seems you know your way around transfiguration, at least more than in charms."
>>23215621>Well doneSeems like the proper description for his performance.
On Millie's character; in character creation she came out of thin air. She was in many ways 2-dimensional. Consider Harry's transformation over the series, from a quiet boy to someone willing to do what it takes to bring down Voldermort. People change. Slowly. Just let things take their course but don't be afraid of change. This is Hogwarts, you grow up.
>>23215621>ChuffedHow long before we can kill him?
>>23215670Speaking of which, how did Voldemort become Voldemort? Did someone leave ancient tomes of glory around?
>>23215681Did you not read the books?
Rolled 58>>23215621>well done
>>23215689What if he did, and is subtly implying we should get on that shit?
>>23215704Then that was way too subtle for me,
>>23215621Good, it seems you can do something with that twig of yours.
>>23215726>You mean my cock?
>>23215739I may have worded it that way to imply a penis, yes.
"Well done" you say, throwing him a smile. He returns it. You notice a bird with feathers the colour of red flame sitting on his desk, you're not quite sure how you missed it.>Is that what I think it is?>What is that?>Other
I wonder if anymale member of the faculty has a a staff. One with a knob on the end.
>>23215753"Is that a fucking phoenix?"
>>23215753Is that a fucking phoenix!?
>>23215753Is that what I think it is?
>>23215753Is that what I think it is
>>23215753If that's a phoenix, why hasn't he been murdered for the feathers yet.
>>23215762>>23215767Guys, 11 female pureblood.
>>23215767>>23215762Fukkin phoenixes man.
>>23215767>>23215762im gonna have to go with this
>>23215782>Implying 11 year olds don't know the word "FUCKING".
>>23215791Of course they do, but how many 11 year olds say fucking in class?
>>23215791We are too elegant and cultured to use such words.
>>23215762I concur. Is it?
>>23215801But dude.A fucking phoenix.
>>23215804That's what you FUCKING think.
>>23215753Neat. Why did you guys vote for some fucking faggot cat if we could have got a Phoenix?
>>23215815Dude, thats a fucking Savannah Cat, thats the most badass cat you can get.
>>23215804Have you never heard an elegant British word charmingly say the word "fucking" as she moves to mount you?
>>23215782We may be a pureblood, but we probably couldn't afford a phoenix familiar even if we weren't gonna get disowned. Speaks really well about Joel's character though, if he could attract a phoenix.
>>23215829We are eleven and besides Dad would not approve of us cursing.
>>23215815Listen to me very closely, a Savannah Cat is infinitely more powerful than a phoenix.If you diss it, it will leap out from your screen, dig its claws into your neck, and drag you into space.
>>23215815>some fucking faggot catBitch please. Savannahs are incredibly loyal, and get fucking HUGE. Like, the size of your average dog. Plus they're awesome. Seriously, it's a genetic cross between a wild predatory cat and a domestic cat. It's the feline equivalent of owning one of those wolf/husky crosses.
>>23215840That prissy Slytherin bitch? He curses all the time. Especially with momma sitting on his lap.
>>23215842A cat is fine too, even in space.
>>23215846She's a cow.
>>23215753>is that what i think it is?phoenix are extremely rare so this is indeed a holy shit moment
>>23215860WE WILL FEED IT TO OUR CAT.
"Is that a freaking pheonix?!" you say. Joel raises his eyebrows curiously. "Is that what you see?"You don't get it. You can see a chick that you can only presume is a pheonix."It's a Splagot" says Professor Avori as he sits on the edge of your desk with his arms crossed. "A descendant of the Boggart it is a demesticated pet-like creature which takes the form of whatever the viewer most admires" he lets this new information sink in "I see a black dog meself" "I see a mini-orangutan" says Nigel. "I see a snow fox" says Olivia. Class progresses onto using the new spell on your familiar. 1d100. This is a tough one. 40 or less.
Rolled 14>>23215873"But I don't even like phoenixes."
Rolled 63>>23215873So we want a phoenix, do we?Clearly we need to kidnap one.
Rolled 7>>23215873we dice now
Rolled 37>>23215873Turn Tara into a tiger!
Rolled 93>>23215873>Splagotnice twist op
>>23215873This has actually been easier than most of the other "easy" rolls, mister tough one. Hehe.
Rolled 44>>23215873>1d100. This is a tough one. 40 or less.how is less than 35 easy and less that 40 tough?
>>23215873>whatever the viewer most admiresWhy isn't there a mini-Milly sittinng on Joel's desk?
>>23215890WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. WHY DO WE HAVE A DUMBLEWAITER IF HE DOESN'T WAIT ON PLOT POINTS?!
>>23215880And he quoted the right post.YES!Giant kitty time!EAT THAT FAKE BIRDIE!
>>23215899OP is still suffering from the hallucinogenic venom.
>>23215871See, even the mods agree.And are oddly reading this thread very closely.Hallo there mootles and company!
>>23215906sorry son i just refill the copier
>>23215937wtf are you talking about
Tara purrs and cosys up to you as you press your wand against the back of her neck, hoping the spell goes right. "Don't worry about harming your wee animal, our school nurse'll make sure they're good as new by tomorra" says Avori.Engorgio!Tara triples in size, becoming almost lion like, her front and back legs hang off the table, her stomach taking up the whole thing. She doesn't seem to care too much, in fact she seems kind of sleepy. Looking to your right you can see the Spaglot pheonix floating up into the air like a balloon. Nigel's owl's head far bigger than the rest of it's body as it swivels round, eyes wider than usual. Like you, Olivia manages to cast the spell to a fine degree, her Guinee Pig becoming the size of a cat.Professor Avori teaches you the next important step. Reversing the spell. Roll 1d100. 90 or less. Easy.
>>23215873>"I see a black dog meself">Black dog>EnglandHe's clearly the villain. Kill him.
Rolled 2>>23215952But, hug giant kitty? It's not a person, so we dont have to hate it.
>>23215960Sirius Black was an animagus who turned into a big black dog, and he was a total bro.
>>23215956You should have failed that roll. Then we get a lion foreverrrrrr!
Rolled 10>>23215976i promise to fail the rolls from now on just for you.
>>23215972No, no.You don't understand.He has an American accent in England who likes Black Dogs.He doesn't become one, he likes them.He is clearly the villain.
>>23215986No one's going to get this. It was funny nonetheless.
>>23215976Or we could have turned Tara inside out by accident. Or blown her to bits.>You are now standing in a room that looks like a vat of beef stroganoff exploded all over it.
You successfully reverse the spell. Tara returns to her normal size. Today has started off really well. Two spells in the bag and only three more classes to go.>Potions>Herbology>Flying Practice
>>23216006Then we'd have use the rage at our own failure to save Tara to become the most powerful wizard ever one year sooner than we would have otherwise.
>>23216019Now it's potion time.We gots to powergame!
>>23216019Flyin practice sounds fun, but imma go with potions, because, well, it sounds more powerful.
>>23215986Wait, do you mean THIS kind of black dog? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_dog_(ghost)
>>23216019POE-tions.And make sure we use some raven feathers.
Rolled 48>>23215986he doesnt have an american accent thats the charms teacher. proff avori is scottish.
>>23216040>Don't discuss it here. You'll bring ruin.
>>23216019Herbology.Time to learn how to grow us some Old Toby.
>>23216053He has a scottish-american accent.Don't be fooled.
>>23216019potions we gotta see the new snape
>>23216066>In before it's actually a girl who looks just like us.
Rolled 28>>23216066>inb4 the new potions professor is a super positive pretty blonde woman
>>23216066I bet it's a a average english black bloke, or maybe a beardy old Sikh with a soccer jersey under hsi robes
>>23216081>>23216075good job excluding those two as possibilities guys....
"We have potions next guys" says Nigel as you four exit the class. "Where do you want to go for break?" says Joel "I've been wanting to check out the Qudditch pitch myself, want to come with?">Go with them>Go to potions class early>Go somewhere else
>>23216081>who's the domme (loving kind not abusive kind) in a semi-secret relationship with the DADA teacher?
>>23216129OP would do it anyway. OP doesn't give a fuck.
>>23216139Go check in with Elise
>>23216139Well I mean we obviously go to potions early.Need to get a head start on victory.
>>23216139 Did our Father get informed about us being in Ravenclaw now. If not, we need to do that.
>>23216139Time for that owl. We've been puting it off.
>>23216139>Go somewhere elseWe still need to write that letter to our parents. The sooner we get started on it, the better.
>>23216139Easy. Class early. Maybe we can learn the shit before they even get here.
Rolled 35>>23216139Go somewhere else.We need to send that owl to dad before maud fucks us.
>>23216161>>23216164>>23216162Really, who cares who he finds out from?Maud probably already sent it after we intimidated the shit out of her.
>>23216139class. schooling comes first.
"I need to send an owl to my father" you say, remembering the traversty that was yesterday's sorting. "We'll come with you if you want?" Olivia says, smiling.>sure>no thanks
>>23216180He could cut off our funds if we don't tell him. Daddy is strict even though he loves us the bestest.
>>23216189No fuck off.
>>23216189>"If you want to. It will only take a minute anyway."
>>23216189Are we good with letters? If not, one of our underlings might come up with something useful.
>>23216195Mixed signals there...S...S..Stupid Olivia it's not like I want you to come or anything...
>>23216189"Are you death? Unless you are death, we shall go alone."
>>23216139we need to send that letter to papa
>>23216189Whatever. Olivia seems like the kind that would follow us even if we said no.
>>23216189No thanks, I'll need to do this alone.
>>23216232Don't worry. Soon she will be following us. Forever.
>>23216189No, writing this letter is going to be painful enough. We don't need others to be around while we do it.
>>23216156she was with us the whole time>"You, little miss with the doll" says Professor Leverty, clicking his finger and pointing at you with the youthful vigor uncommon with most teachers. He's a pretty cool guy. that was in charms class
>>23216246He means "go in private and talk privately with the doll".
>>23216195that reminded me of a girl i know and i laughed really hard.
>>23216189"To Father.Rumors that Slytherins consort with Hufflepuffs.Sorted into Ravenclaw.Will excell regardlessly."
>>23216258No need to tip our hand.
>>23216189No i'll meet you guys in potions.
>>23216268Better to get it from us as soon as possible than risk him getting to know from a different source.
>>23216268No secrets revealed, just rumors floating about.Far more scadalous for Fathers own inquiries to reveal the terrible secret, than us to tattle.
"I'm okay thanks" you say "I'll meet you guys in potions""Well, okay" says Joel, "we'll be checking out the field if you want to see us"Just you and Elise now you make for the direction of the owlery. You have to ask several of the bigger students where it but you soon find it easily enough. You have a wonderful view of the whole school and the grounds from here, high up it's cold and spitting rain. Nothing like that grey english charm to lighten your day. Finding a free owl you pen your letter.It reads...>write away folks.
>>23216295>>23216258No, don't suggest it at all. We don't want him to find out. So long as he doesn't know, we can use it to keep Maud off our back
>>23216295We need to hold the blackmail energy has hard as possible.
>>23216316"Having a nice time. Excelling in first classes. Sorted into Ravenclaw. Seems reasonably charming. Love, Millicent Fauxley."
>>23216335Pretty nice, actually.
>>23216316"Greetings Father.I have been sorted into the house of Ravenclaw. It would be greatly appreciated if you did not terminate either our funds or our life.with love,Millicent"
>>23216316Apologise for being sorted into Ravenclaw. Say we will do our best to make up for it by excelling in witchcraft.
>>23216335you know, for all we know, he could really like ravenclaw, we see how it turns out
>>23216316"Father, I write you on this, my first day at Hogwarts. The robe you gave me has been a blessing and we are already excelling in studies with Fur Elise. Alas, a disaster has struck for the sorting hat has placed us in Ravenclaw. I await your reply and advice. Until such time, I shall dedicate myself to excelling in all of my classes." Your daughter, Millicent Fauxly
>>23216347>>23216343We shall not apologize for anything! We are Millicent Fauxley, not some cowering chittering fear-machine!
>>23216347Why should we APOLOGIZE? Ravenclaw is where the Hat put us, and the Hat must have had it's reasons. Certainly less bothersome than those boisterous idiots in Gryffindor or those layabout proles in Hufflepuff.
>>23216335Terse and in character. I like it.
>>23216360I vote for this one. But address it to both mother and father.
>>23216335>>23216360These two - I like 'em.
>>23216316"Daddy,I was sorted into ravenclaw. I don't know why I'm very angry and very sorry that I couldn't get into slytherin, I will do my best to exceed your expectations even if I have to be in a lesser house, I'm sorry if this brings shame on our famiry. Maud seemed very angry that I couldn't get into slytherin, she made a big outburst in the great hall, she is being a great older sister. I metanother pureblood named josh ( if thats the white haired guys name is i dont even remember) and some other children. I succeeded very well in my first two classes, I'm writing you this letter before potions and I will succeed there too.- Love, Millicent
>>23216316Dear Papa, As you may have heard through no fault of my own I have been forced in to Ravenclaw house. Other than that surprise my first day is going well. So far I have been at the head of all my classes. - Millicent
>>23216379I like this one since maud will probably jump us in the owlery.
>>23216379Ravenclaw is actually like the Honors house. So there's really not much to be sorry for.
>>23216335I think this one fits both the situation and the personality of Millie.
>>23216396Ravenclaw-- HonorsGryffindor-- Normal StudentsSlythering-- DetentionHufflepuff-- Suicide Watch
>>23216396Yeah but all of our family ever was in slytherin, shame on our famiry and all that.
Seriously guys, stop apologizing.And if we get the chance, mayne we should ask Maud WHY she's making the beast with two nacks with a Hufflepuff. Might be a good chance for us to find out Slytherin ain't all it's cracked up to be.
>>23216411Or the greatest honor the family has ever known.
>>23216406Fell off chair laughing.
>>23216406>Hufflepuff-- Suicide WatchIt all makes sense now.
>>23216406>Gryffindor>normalHAHAHA!Seriously, they're good guys but Gryffindlr is basically the "will stick their neck out for no reason" house. Everyone from Audie Murphy to Captain Walker would be sorted there.
>>23216435Yeah, like I said, regular students.
>>23216435>"will stick their neck out for no reason" houseSounds exactly like regular schoolkids.
>>23216442Actually Hufflepuff was more or less the Sports Scholarship house
>>23216414shes 14 and this isnt a smut questi doubt they are fucking
>>23216335I can actually hear this in her voice. Good job.
>>23216448>15>Doubt they are fucking.Actually, lots of porn stars lose their virginity at 15.And guess what Maud will be becoming.
>>23216438Audie Murphy was one of the most decorated war heroes in history because he stuck his neck out for "his boys". Captain Martin Walker was a glory hound who got his men killed (one of them BRUTALLY lynched) by sticking his neck out and bucking for medals rather than just calling in the cavalry like he was supposed to.Neither is normal. A run-of-the-mill cubicle drone, for example, wouldn't be in Gryffindor. Unless he's Oji Tanaka.
>>23216455>ignores that she is 14
>>23216448They were french kissing. That's only practice for pussy licking. Therefore they are fucking.
"Father, I write you on this, my first day at Hogwarts. The robe you gave me has been a blessing and we are already excelling in studies with Fur Elise. Alas, a disaster has struck for the sorting hat has placed us in Ravenclaw. I await your reply and advice. Until such time, I shall dedicate myself to excelling in all of my classes." Your daughter, Millicent Fauxly- You address it to both your mother and father. You double checked your grammar and spelling just to make sure it's up to scratch. Giving the cealed envelope over to the owl you leave the owelery."You again" says an icy voice. It the ghost from before.(calling this session to a close for approximately 3-4 hours)
>>23216459Right, so normal middle school kids.
>>23216470Awwww! I liked the more punctuated one.
>>232164703-4 hours?! Not like this! No! Not like this!
>>23216478Me too. :(
Can anon vote in the archives? I want more :L
>>23216470mfw this spook again
>>23216498Your greed brings you closer to the void, young OP. Be wary lest a giant futacock deploy to your threads.
>>23216498on it op
>>23216470You know, he if he tells us to switch to Slytherin.We're going to have to say "fuck you".
>>23216524I don't think it's possible to switch Houses.
>>23216524No switching. Well, maybe if the house's tower would burn down...
>>23216524You know, he if he tells us to switch to Slytherin.We're going to have to say "take it up with the headmaster, but what a scandal"
>>23216470We're deep in autosage anyway, so it might be time for a new thread when you're back.
>>23216899he always makes a new thread after a break
>>23216926I saw the new thread for a while but then it got deleted?
>>23217636i wasnt actively looking so idk but this one and the last one are still up
>>23217636>>23217658Thread seems to have been deletedhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/23217531/
>>23217770huh i wonder what happened
>>23217788OP had to run d just deleted the thread; A mod turned mad with power; A cranky janitor?Personally I think we ought to blame Obama and his Israeli puppet masters.
>>23217830maybe it was because i threatened to burn down moots house
>>23217770So what happens now? We wait for OP again? No dad coming to school to demand the destruction of the faulty hat?