We are Millicent "Millie" Fauxly. Young witch newly accepted into the prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You are a pureblood, something your mother and father take much pride in, and you have known a life of luxury and wealth. You're sister Maud is in her third year, she is your bitter rival. Ever since you were little you've been at eachother's throats, mainly because Dad's had a certain favor for you over her. You have been known to be antisocial and reclusive from others, being a recluse at home was easy, but in the hustle and bustle of Hogwarts you can feel your walls coming down. Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=millicent+fauxly
Rolled 95I roll to kill Irontooth.
"The hallways are pretty nice out there. Some ghosts, though." You say. Nigel opens if mouth in awe. “I’ve never seen a ghost before!” Olivia chimes in “Neither have I!”By his silence it is clear Joel has, he looks at you in a funny way, does he realize you’re avoiding the question?Headmaster Tooledge raises his hand for silence. “I hope you all have a very transformation, educational year at Hogwarts” he says, “You will now be shown to your dormitories where you will find your things waiting for you”Throughout the entire panic of the whole sorting and your sister’s hidden fling, you realize you dropped Elise below your chair by accident. (more writefagging incoming)
>>23211316>dropped EliseNO! Not Elise! She's our only true friend!Tara was bought, and as our familiar is our loyal and faithful servant; but Fur Elise is our friend, who will never betray us.
You pick up Elise as talk dies down and the Headmaster Tooledge stands from his chair. "To all students I wish you a splendid year at Hogwarts, now our prefects will show you to your dormitaries"Each table of students stands and is led out of the great hall. You pass the moving portraits who sleepily wave at you.As the sea of students pass a turning point you catch Nigel waving to Sam, both clearly upset they didn't get put into the same house."Now we can't be friends anymore..." he says>"Yeah, I guess">"Sure you can">"Maybe">Say nothing>Other
>>23211384Not sure why we would say anything.
>>23211384>Say nothingNo need to say anything right now.
>>23211384"I don't understand, why?"
God dammit. Right when I have to go to bed.
You say nothing. You're too tired for this mess now and you have more important things playing on your mind. You are led to a winding staircase, as you look up with the rest of the Ravenclaw first years you can see the staircasing moving by a will of their own.The prefect tells everyone the staircases like to change by a will of their own, which can make getting to classes difficult at times. When you arrive at Ravenclaw tower you find a tall locked door with the portrait of a young woman on it. "Which came first" she says "the pheonix or the flame?"You'll need to answer the question to correctly to enter.>Which came first?(no googling the answer!!!)
You know, if we stay anti-social and don't interact with anyone outside of required classes, this is going to get boring real fast.
HOLY RABBITS YOU'RE BACK!YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>23211620Flame, since a pheonix is born from fire.
>>23211620Trick question. Neither.
>>23211620Is mayonnaise an acceptable answer?
>>23211620Well, in theory, since there was this big bang, and it was probably hot, and there might not have been phoenixes in it, probably the flame."Why the original entropic form of heat, of course!"
>>23211655We're pureblood, we don't know what the fuck that is.
>>23211655>implying the big bang wasn't a phoenix
>>23211655I wonder if that's how things went in Harry Potter.Nonetheless seems sensible!The universe had to come first, and heat is a constituent part of that.
>>23211655>big bangWere a pureblood, and our father is a blood purist. I HIGHLY doubt we're aware of such silly muggle things as this "big bang" you speak of.
>>23211666Well, a pureblood would probably understand the universe had to exist for creatures to, and that the elements, earth water fire, that shit, make up the universe.
>>23211620>"Which came first" she says "the pheonix or the flame?"Asian, or European Phoenix?
>>23211655Put dat 18 into to work! The original universal force of heat!
>>23211620A circle has no beginning btw sup Op
>>2321170818 int is only three points above average. Stats are 2d10+5.
>>23211711Yes it does. In tiiiiimmmeeeeee!
>>23211691I do hope our house had things like electricity and plumbing.
>>23211720mine was the correct answer taken directly out of the book so shut your yap
>>23211718Put dat above average Int to work! :D Know your elements!
Interesting answers.Roll 1d100 (yes back to this system) for Intelligence/Knowledge - 70 or less wins.
>>23211739Book's wrong. Silly wizards, ignoring the fundaments of time and pattern formation.
Rolled 96>>23211746Rollan'.>>23211739>taken directly out of the bookSomebody's cheatin'!
>>23211755Probably why they don't have any time or space wizards.Yet.
>>23211757no i just know what the book says i like harry potter alot.... im a faggot like that.
You know the answer. "A circle has no beginning."You can either roll for Initiative to answer first OR keep it to yourself.Vote.
>>23211775Millie is no Vivienne. So no Bluetooth USB Wand and multi-thread batch script spell-casting for this little Witch.
>>23211792Actually OP, we use a fate point to set our initiative to 10.:D
>>23211792I say answer first. We do it to show these plebs what a Pureblood can do.
Rolled 22>>23211792Rollin' for init. Time to show these plebeians what we can do.
>>23211808THIS THIS THIS THIS. We guarantee our glory in first answers!
Rolled 26>>23211792Show our superiority
>>23211792keep it to ourselves, unless no one can answer it.
>>23211792Keep it to ourselves. We are not an attention whore. Better to go unnoticed.
>>23211808If that's how Init works in this game.
>>23211833It is! You can use fate to set your initiative to maximum.And I fucking vote for that since that guy gave us Luck instead of Lightning Reflexes.
Just so anon is aware you have three fate points to spare. You have only scratched the surface of this adventure and trust me you'll need it later on.Be sure not to waste them, each "adventure" lasts on average a school year and a "movie"
>>23211828But the longer it takes for someone to answer, the longer we have to stay out here with these people instead of being in our room, safe with Elise and Tara.>>23211831Do you want to continue breathing the same air as these people any longer than we are socially required to?
>>23211823>>23211822>>23211820>>23211810>>23211808Guys seriously lrn2 stay in character we have to do this every thread. millie doesnt like being the center of attention
>>23211856We have the power of luck on our sideeeeeee!Unless that 22 roll was good. Heh.We can decide after we roll, right? :D
>>23211861But she does, or will, like to be right all the time.
>>23211859Someone else must already know the answer if this the only way they can get to the dormitory. Also, we're antisocial not psycho.
>>23211861You never heard of an antisocial girl who excelled at schoolwork and answered every teacher's question?
>>23211861Being the center of attention and getting through the door faster so that she doesn't have to endure one second longer in this mob of people are two different things.As Anti-Social, we fucking hate everyone, so why should we stay in this crowd any longer than we have to, especially if by answering we can get to our room faster?
>>23211869I think we might be able to decide after we roll if we want to max our initiative.
>>23211869Dude seriously read the other threads. Also I would prefer anon use trips so I know in future who has been around and had input for the longest amount of time. You don't have to do this but it would help me as a GM.
>>23211904The Anti-Social trait means we hate everyone. Not just prefer to be alone, or don't like crowds, but actively HATE people.
Rolled 81>>23211861I never saw that on the sheet, all I know is she's antisocial and doesn't know shit about interaction.
>>23211940No, don't do that, it will all turn into a massive wanking circlejerk.One of the advantages of 4chan is its anonimity, don't ruin it for the rest of us.
>>23211940If you invite trips upon yourself in a non-Civ-game, it will probably invite endless trolling.Don't do this to yourself.
>>23211940Well usually you roll 1d10 for init, soooo, I'm not really sure what's going on.
>>23211984This. The thread may explode into death. Although part of the fun of quests is the schizophrenia that results from hundreds of different people making suggestions.
>>23211952No, no. See, what you're thinking is malevolent antisocial, a part of the spectrum of antisocial people. Some people with the antisocial disorder can be malevolent (which is what you describe), but tht does not mean that every antisocial person is going to act like that. Specially not when we have already set a base personality to the charecter in previous threads.
>>23212043The OP just needs to develop the powers of recognition and sense which option has the most love for it!
>>23212052>I didn't read the PDF.
As much as you would rather keep the answer to yourself and not speak up amongst your peers. You really want to go inside and be alone to recharge your batteries. With an aggrivated sigh you give the answer before anyone else."A circle has no beginning"The young lady nods "correct" she says, the door swinging open. There is a hushed murmur from the group.The prefect leads you inside the dormitory. A fireplace crackles in one corner as you look around a finely furnished room decoured in blue and bronze. There are two staircases leading to the boys and girls quarters. Looks like this will effectively be your living room for years to come."What do you think Millie?" Joel says, nudging you "cool, huh?">Say nothing>"It's okay">"It's really nice, actually">"Don't call me Millie">other
>>23212052The trait, that we rolled in character creation, is hateful anti-social.
>>23212052If you read the rulebook, the Anti-Social trait IS specifically malevolent antisocial disorder. It says, very specifically, that we hate everyone around us.
>>23212076"Lots of bronze."Gogo noncommittal answers!
>>23212076>otherSnap Joel's neck
>>23212094>>23212079And we will turn that hate, into domination.
>>23212076"Lots of... blue."And blue is inherently inferiour to green.
>>23212076>other"Don't touch me uninvited. I'll overlook it this once."
>>23212076Don't call me Millie.
>>23212101Eheheh, I remember that quest.
>>23212094>>23212079>>23212066Oh yeah, you seem to be correct. Somehow just passed over it when I read it. It seems like bad design on part of the creators to force your character to "hate everyone else" because lol antisocial.
>>23212101I should run another of those quests. Always fun to loose the /tg/.
>>23212166No, it's just called "anti-social".The designer wanted to have a 'seething hatred bitch' trait.Perhaps could have named it misanthropy?But it's not that important.
>>23212076>"It's really nice, actually""Lots of bronze tho."
>>23212122Votan' the casual neutral. Green isn't better, though.
"Yeah...lots of blue..." you say "and it's Millicent"Joel turns to Nigel "let's go, man" he says. Nigel, who seems to be down in the dumps, perks up a little."See you later" he says to you and Olivia before going up the flight of stairs.You and Olivia enter your dorm with three other Ravenclaw girls. You find your things waiting for you at the foot of your bed and stacked in your draws and suitcase.Tara is sat on her cage at the end of the bed, she looks up at you as you enter."Goodnight Millie" says Olivia, sidehugging you.>Return hug>Return hug reluctantly>Bare it>other
>>23212285Bare it.Just bare it.She'll pay.
>>23212285>other Snap Olivia's neck.
Rolled 44>>23212285>Bare it
>>23212285>Return hug reluctantlyEven through our hatred, we have to recognize that even if we put the best possible spin on it, that our entry into Ravenclaw has a good chance of getting us cut off from our funds. Until we can be sure of our financial situation in regards to our family, we need Olivia kept as a possible ally.
>>23212285>bare it with an akward kinda 1/5ths hug and a huehuehue *pat pat*
>>23212285Don't call me Millie
>>23212285I'm listening to Imperial Guard music while playing this quest.It just makes it so much more hilarious.
>>23212285Awkward hover hand time!
>>23212285>Cop a feel
>>23212094Where is this rulebook?I read the first two threads, but the character creation thread wasn't linked to, as far as I saw.
>>23212400http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23173426That's the character creation thread that also contains the PDF's.
You bare it despite yourself, her hug is pretty damn warm and comforting after the day you've had, even if you get a facefull of her hair."Don't call me Millie" you say again.It isn't long before you've undressed into your night dress and are under the sheets. You have a spot near the pane glass window, a chill breeze rolls in as you look at the school grounds at night. It's beautiful and everything you hoped it would be.What are you going to do about Mum and Dad? How will you handle your sister? How will your first class go tomorrow? Will these damn ravenclaws ever leave you alone?All these questions fade to the back of your mind as you quickly fall asleep.END OF FIRST DAY. WOOP. ANOTHER 7-8 YEARS TO GO.(more incoming)
>>23212400All Gallows' Room.
>>23212440We'll tell them we asked to be in Ravenclaw because Maud was being a dick.Then they'll kill her, and everything will be fine.
You wake the following morning and change into your school robes. You had a nightmare that your father threw your into the school lake to drown after discovering your Ravenclaw robe."Morning" says Olivia, tiredly, sitting at the side of her bed and combing her hair. You notice the ferret which sits on her lap curiously eyeing Tara incase it has to run for it's life."What class do we have first?" she asks>Transfiguration>Charms>Potions>Herbology
>>23212519>Theory of Neck Snap
>>23212519>>CharmsBecause we lack them.
>>23212519Charms! Gotta get our DESTROYER going.
>>23212440>END OF FIRST DAY. WOOP. ANOTHER 7-8 YEARS TO GO.6 or 7 threads and we finally got to day two
>>23212519Fukkin charms man. Fukkin lucky charms.
>>23212535it was funny the first time.
>>23212554Blatant Fetish Quest has been going for 21 threads and still hasn't reached the first day of schooling
>>23212519>transfigurationi need more scottish teacher up in here
>>23212575You mean last week when I started doing this in the Blatant Fetish Quest?
>>23212519Transfiguration is sexy, but we really need some basic casting first. Charms.
>>23212594Unless I failed all of my reading checks last thread, all the teachers are different than canon HP
>>23212596Kid, the neck snap suggestion has been around for eons. You may merely be a piddling vessel for it currently.
>>23212617They are, and we're probably going to get some really perky cockney lady for charms.
>>23212644Or perhaps it's been outsoucred and we'll get tought by some guy from India who insists his name is Cameron, and that he's actually from Dover.
>>23212644Listen lads, you WILL levitate!You will levitate not because you believe in yourselves, not only because I believe you will,But because you cast the levitate spell!
>>23212665NOW GET ON THAT WANDING!
You check the schedule."Charms class" you say.You pack your things into your schoolbag and pocket your wand. "Want to get some breakfast with me?" says Olivia, ready to go like you, almost as if she timed it that way.>Yes>No>Maybe>I don't know>Can you repeat the question?>Other
>>23212685No.Proceed to go get food and sit at the opposite side of the table.
>>23212685I work alone.
>>23212685>OtherStare awkwardly at her chest.
>>23212617you failed your reading check of the thread were the transfiguration teacher was introduced
Make sure that she knows she is more than welcome to get fucked
>>23212685You're not the boss of me nowEat food with girl
>>23212685>>YesMaybe we'll be able to subconsciously filter her out if we spend enough time with her. Like much more annoying white noise.
>>23212685"Another time!"Then we get some food, take it to a quiet corner, and begin reading up on our charms book.
>>23212713I was clarifying that ALL of the teachers were different, which naturally included the transfiguration teacher.
>>23212519>You notice the ferret which sits on her lapI am now imagining this girl being bullshit good with Stupefy. Like, "blow a hole through three book cases to hit her target" good. Because her familiar is a ferret.>>23212685>Other"Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna be getting breakfast, and why should I care where you sit?"
>>23212685>yeswe need to eat
Just keep asking her to repeat the question until she goes away.
>>23212750Oooh! I like the why should I care!
>>23212685>Maybe"I've got an owl to send, though."We MUST inform Daddy of our Ravenclaw situation; otherwise we risk Maud telling him and us getting our allowance cut.
>>23212764It's perfectly innocent. Perfectly.
>>23212685"Why not? I hope they have waffles."
>>23212778Perfectly perky innocence.
>>23212685Eat with her. If something terrible happens, we can use her body as a shield.
>>23212794prepubescent flatchest =/= perky
>>23212823I was talking about her personality you pedo.
>>23212823Yes it is.
>>23212750This one. So so chilly.
>>23212768yeah i like this one more
You give her the all encompassing "whatever" and leave, not giving her a solid yes or no, which, of course, she takes for a yes.You remember to send an Owl to your father as soon as you get the chance, perhaps after Charms.She walks in step with you as you hold Elise under your arm. You also have your school bag slung over one shoulder. You've never cast a spell in your life, but you're close, very close to trying it for the first time. You can feel that your wand is excited too, as if it's emotion is running in tandom with yours.Super Ultra Serious Important Decision Time.>Waffles>Full English Breakfast>A simple slice of toast>Juice>other breakfast meals(remember you're a wealthy pureblood)
>>23212891Ploughman's Lunch.Complete with fine cheddar and Branston Pickle.Which we shall eat for breakfast.
>>23212891>>Full English BreakfastDon't forget the tea!
>>23212891>other breakfast mealsThe tears of poor people.
>>23212891We have emotions?Waffles, with strawberries and cream.
>>23212891Full English breakfast. Weep you fools.
>>23212914Bread cheese and vegetable? Bien!
>>23212925We hate the shit out of people. So yes, yes we have emotions.Also. I wasn't aware we were a sociopath.
>>23212891>Full English BreakfastFuck yeah, a fry-up!>A traditional full English breakfast includes bacon (traditionally back bacon), poached or fried eggs, fried or grilled tomatoes, fried mushrooms, fried bread or toast with butter, sausages and baked beans, usually served with a mug of tea. As nearly everything is fried in this meal, it is commonly called a "fry-up".I've never even BEEN to England and I've taken to eating this for breakfast.
>>23212891>waffles LIKE ITS EVEN A QUESTION
Okay. last I check we just got in ravenclaw. Have I missed anything big?
>>23212891Not sure we should get bogged down with a full breakfast.Is there something in the middle? Some toast and eggs? An egg sandwich?Some nobilite fast food!
>>23212957And they call us Americans fat..
>>23212969Yes, we tried to snap Olivia's neck.
>>23212891Cake. There's literally nothing better than chocolate cake for breakfast.
>>23212955Ah yes, I'm making a rather common mistake that I was completely aware of and did it anyways.
>>23212891 They got egg Mcmuffins over there?
>>23212957Fuck that shit. We don't want to be eating forever and get fat. Take the short version please.
>>23212980>implying six mcgriddles are a better breakfast
>>23212922Ah, the Trump cocktail I see.
>>23213005>mcgriddlesMcmuffins are much better.
>>23212891Now now, we are not personally wealthy. Our family is!And soon, they will be our ex-family.
>>23213005I don't think I've ever seen someone do that that didn't die immediately afterwords.
>>23213018>Mc-anythingConfirmed for gutlugger.
>>23212891THE OPPOSITE OF WHATEVER MAUD IS HAVING.
>>23212980>>23212996>fatOnly if you're a lazy fuck and don't work that shit off.Admittedly I work in construction and have the metabolism of a rabid wolverine mainlining crystal meth, so I can basically eat whatever the fuck I want and still reliably burn it off.
>>23212891We're also 11, 11 year olds love waffles.
>>23213027Excuse me, having one egg mcmuffin is quite low in calories.In fact, you'd probably starve to death if you only had one a day.
>>23212914I'll vote this.Since it's edgy and out of the ordinary.
>>23212989It's cool.Have a psychopath.
>>23213023i see that shit every day. fucking lard asses in minivans or assistance scooters going to mcdonalds to get fatter. I wonder how may years it will be before they just have a trough out front.
>>23213044Maybe if you've been raised on an IV drip of high fructose corn syrup your entire life then, yeah, the shock of eating that little would probably kill you.
>>23213044Exactly. One of the only edible things on the mcdonalds menu.The other being grilled chicken sandwiches
>>23213035Did you read that entry?And then there's lunch and dinner.You'll be on your way to Death Star.
>>23213044>implying Americans can eat one of anything>implying they won't fire up their rascals to go get more afterwards.
>>23213071Having only 300 calories a day really is probably fatal.
>>23213068To be honest, he looks like he could have been as famous as Sean Connery.Wait, is he Sean Connery?
>>23213101it would take more than a month
>>23213101When you fatties don't have at least 10000 a day you start eating eachother.Of course that's fatal.
>>23213087Have you ever heard of portion size? Seriously, don't take hub cap sized portions of food.
>>23213133There wasn't a time limit by which you'd have to starve by. Just that you'd starve if you only had one egg mcmuffin a day.
>>23213087To maintain a healthy physique, especially as a child, one must eat a hearty breakfast, an attempt to eat a little every four hours, a large dinner is not good to have right before bed.Malnutrition is not good for our appearance if we do intend to maintain our health. thank you.
You dabble in a full english breakfast with a side helping of waffles. You don't particularly gorge yourself, more sampling each part of the whole until you have satiated your fine tastes. Olivia goes for chocolate cake. By her third slice she's positively shaking in her seat from the pent up energy.From your seat in the great hall you see Maud enter and sit with her friends. She doesn't seem to have noticed you yet, and she seems to be in a pretty good mood.What's more, Nigel and Joel emerge too, discussing the finer points of Quidditch.They sit opposite you and Olivia."Hey guys" she says"Hey" the both say.You can't believe it. This is not a group! Didn't you get a say when a group forms with you in it?! Who ARE these people!"Who is more important in a Quidditch game" asks Joel "The Seeker of the Beater?">Keeper (why?)>Seeker (why?)>Other
>>23213147By that logic you might as well just go ahead and declare air to be deadly.
>>23213138Not only haven't I heard of portion size, but did you read that fucking entry?And then there's lunch and dinner.You're gonna need your own set of asteroid belts.
Guise, enough, Americans and Brits are equally disgusting.
>>23213136>10000lol that is four fully grown men.
>>23213156"Every player in a team. Unless, of course, you like losing"
>>23213156"You can't have a game of Quidditch without both."It's the proper answer.
>>23213156>>OtherStay quiet.>Implying plebe-ball is important.
>>23213188>>23213186This! This! This! Fukkin teamwork!
>>23213126No anon, that is not Sean Connery.
>>23213170>implying the average adult American man needs 2500 calories for sitting around all day doing nothingGee willikers, riging those scooters around walmart really takes it out of you!And have you seen the shit they do? 10000 is fucking conservative.
>>23213201So you're saying he's Sean Connery in a wig with makeup?
>>23213188>>23213186+94 It's really quite accurate.
>>23213156> the keeperit is the keepers job to keep the other team from scoring more then the snitch is worth while the seeker finds the snitch. That makes his job much more important and demanding.
>>23213156Father says Quidditch is a game for barbarians and not fit for celebration. I have yet to form an opinion for myself.Stare soulessly into his eyes.
>>23213156>other say fucking nothingLet the floating mexicans bicker amongst themselves.
>>23213156I don't understand why people even like quidditch. I think traditional dueling is much, much better, it shows who the true wizard is.
>>23213156"How can you do without either?"
>>23213157I see, so you believe it's quite sensible to malnourish yourself slowly?
>>23213205obviously you have no idea what you are talking about. So this will be the last time i respond to your posts.
>>23213157If you have less than required to live, the absence of air is quite deadly.If you mean exposure to air can eventually be deadly, then that is quite true as well-- oxidative stress.
>>23213156>OtherIt doesn't matter how good your Seeker is if the other team achieves and maintains a 160-point lead, so I would say that the traditional estimation of the Seeker as "the most important player in the game" is disingenuous at best. That is not, however, to discredit the importance of the Seeker. In summation, one cannot have a Quidditch game without the efforts of the entire team.
>>23213276He certainly does look like Sean Connery. And with those facial expressions, he may have made a good actor.
>>23213290He was a good actor, no question. I was just making the conversation relevant once again.
"It doesn't matter how good your Seeker is if the other team achieves and maintains a 160-point lead, so I would say that the traditional estimation of the Seeker as "the most important player in the game" is disingenuous at best. That is not, however, to discredit the importance of the Seeker. In summation, one cannot have a Quidditch game without the efforts of the entire team." you sayNigel and Joel hum in agreement at your wise words. "Good answer" says Nigel, plunging his fork into a chocolate smothered waffle, taking a huge bite out of it."Looking forward to charms?" asks Joel "I'm sure you know loads of spells" >I don't know any>I know a few...>Why do you know some?>other
>>23213301I've never understood the appeal.
>>23213156From a purely tactical viewpoint, the Seeker would be more important, as a good Seeker can render the entirety of both teams irrelevant within the duration of the average match.Though I have no idea why they would be interested in such a game, given that they're inherently required to participate in what's seen as a cooperative effort with what amounts to a team of entirely useless morons.
>>23213301Conversations are always relevant on /tg/. It's a rule of the board.
>>23213308>otherStare at your feet and start drooling
>>23213308"Of course not, teaching spells to children outside of this school is against the ruuuuuules!"
>>23213308"That would be completely against the rules." Pause. "Why? Do you know some?" With a smile.
>>23213333"Fuck the rules I have moneyyyyy!"
>>23213308I do not.Unless daddy taught us some that is.
>>23213340Fuck the money, I have blue eyes white dwagon!
>>23213308>why do you know some?I think millie should take any chance she can get to learn magic.
>>23213336And make that smile extra cute and maybe wink at him.
>>23213308I don't know any.But I find that weird since we're a pureblood family honor thing.
>>23213316I take it you never played that old Quidditch vidya. I was always AWFUL at the whole "chase the snitch" part, but I consistently thrashed all my friends by being the only one to truly master the "core" game.>>23213340But we have potentially pissed off daddy. Very soon we may NOT have money, and thus be unable to screw the rules.
>>23213311By the way. The gif is of Charles Manson. At this point I was only half certain whether or not I was being fooled with.
>>23213357My hair considers you to be an excellent replacement for the gaming table.
>>23213308Acio; eggProceed to have egg on our face. It would be adorable.
>>23213362Why didn't he get into film acting?
>I would taste Millies butthole.
>>23213388He was busy being god for a bunch of people
>>23213391>Be more descriptive so we can fap.
>>23213399Why didn't he get into film acting in addition to doing that?
>>23213333>ruuuuuules!>not RRRRRRUURRRRUUUUS!I assume that was just a mistake on your part and will let it slide this time.>diamte scantyCAPTCHA knows what I'm talkin' about.
>>23213417>My power is undeniable.
"I don't know any" you say, you've seen your parents use magic all the time but you've never done anything yourself."Would you like me to show you one?" offers Nigel "I can teach you how to turn water into wine!">Sure!>I'm okay thanks>Nope
>>23213436Sure!Do not pass up expanding our dark powers!
>>23213391Don't call me Millie.
>>23213436>>Sure!"Eh, if you really want to.">Yesyesyes! power!
>>23213436>NopeWe do NOT need to blow off our eyebrows.
>>23213436"That sounds like transfiguration. I'm in."
>>23213436No. This idiot is going to get us in trouble.
>>23213436Do whatever you want to do, Nindel, I don't care either way.
>>23213463>>23213458He's just gonna get himself in trouble.We shall encourage him, watch, and learn.I vote for having him do it!
>>23213436Votan delicious wine learnin.
>>23213436Can we use our flawless memory to remember some of the fun stuff they did?Perhaps a word or two, a charm, or some bonus to learning those charms?
>>23213450That looks like a very sexually powerful woman.
You try to fain disinterest."If you want" you say.Nigel braces himself, retrieves his wand and points it at the water goblet before him.He mumbles some unintelligble words. Nothing. He tries again, with feeling, tapping his wand against the goblet this time as he does it.Roll 1d100 for Reflexes - 51 or less wins.
>>23213534The kind named Millie. (:
Rolled 42>>23213541Mine is the lightning reflexes remembered.
>>23213541Duck - and cover!
>>23213555I'm really glad I posted quickly.
>>23213541UNINTELLIGIBLE?!HOW DARE HE!
Rolled 20>>23213541What the hell.
>>23213436nigel is now seamus
>>23213608That sounds like an Irish name.Is there a story behind it?
Rolled 5>>23213541eye of rabbit harp string hum
The goblet begins to shake violently as it levitates slowly into the air. The water inside turning a nasty looking green.Booom!The goblem shoots directly at you, narrowly missing your head as you dodge out of the way, hitting the deck. A student's robe gets the full brunt of the new magical mixture, turning bright pink."Oops" says Nigel as the Hufflepuff, who just so happens to be Maud's flame, stomps over.What the hell are you playing at! He shouts at you all as laughter erupts throughout the hall. You clamber to your feet as Nigel, oped mouthed, doesn't know what to do.>Leave him alone it was an accident!>We better go!>It was my fault!>Other
>>23213613... its from the harry potter books bro
>>23213632"He was failing to cast a charm, of course."
>>23213632>OtherStart rubbing yourself as you listen to Nigel being berated.
>>23213638I'm interested now.From whence has this supple Irish name arrived?
>>23213632>>OtherStare him down.
>>23213632haha op i love it>leave him alone it was an accident!
>>23213632"It was an accident, obviously."
Rolled 20>>23213632Nigel you stupid git what are you doing?
>>23213632"he failed a spell, it's pretty common in wizard school"
>>23213632"It was my fault, I told him to do it."Because hating everyone is getting boring.
>>23213632>>OtherStare at him, trying to bore into his very soul with our gaze, while thinking "I know about you and Maud Fauxly, so you'd better not piss me off or I can ruin her life, and it'll be all your fault." as hard as we can.
>>23213661The dark stare disdainful stare of doom! Go!
>>23213677You can go fuck yourself buddy. I like being a sexy bitch.
>>23213699Millie's butthole probably tastes like dreams
>>23213677We haven't even been hating anyone. People keep wanting to do tsun shit.
>>23213699We're eleven, and honestly every time we take the option to do nothing out of resentment it's kinda like OP going "Theres something happening, would you like to partake?" "No."
In the UK I'm going to start posting around 6-8am (I like waking up early). What is this 4chan time?
>>23213725+6 hours, I think.
>>23213732Erm, -6. Derp.
>>232137254chan time is US East. So. Right now is 02:48 as indicated in your post.Your body is usually 5 hours ahead of that.So it should be around 02:00 4chan translated to you 07:00.
>>23213680>I know about you and Maud Fauxly, so you'd better not piss me off or I can ruin her life, and it'll be all your fault.The MAD situation we and our sister are currently in, is highly amusing. We'll probably have to check each other's letters home to make sure the stories add up.
>>23213732>>23213737YOU INTERNATION TIME NEWBIIIEIEREEIEIESSS.
>>23213710>I have it on good authority that it does.
You stand and block Nigel from his view, staring down the Hufflepuff who is head and shoulders taller than you. His face has gone as pink as his robes as he shrugs it off."You're Maud's little sister aren't you?" he says, brows narrowing, handing held against his wand.>"Yes, I am, now go away">"What of it?">"No, now go away"Roll for Intimidate 1d100 - 34 or less
>>23213723We're partaking. Coldly. Distantly. And soon, dominatingly.
Rolled 28>>23213775Yea, what of it?
Rolled 68>>23213775>>"What of it?""Yes, what of it?"
Rolled 7>>23213775"Yes now shoo."
>>23213783>>23213784Wut uhv yt m8?
U 'avin a giggle m8?
>>23213783AND FUSE A FUCKING AMERICAN ACCENT.
>>23213807Fuse that shit.
"Yes, what of it?" you say in a low voice. Standing your ground. The Hufflepuff, looks away from your angry gaze and points a warning finger at you. "You lot will pay for this" he says, leaving the great hall. The bell for first lesson rings."T-thanks Millicent" says Nigel "sorry about the spell">Don't worry about it>You can pay me back later>Yeah you should be sorry>Just don't do it again, kay?
>I would cast a spell of shrinking on myself and live between Millie's buttcheeks and pluck any hairs that dared to mar my beautiful ass-scape.
>>23213783"He screams. Tears fly out of his left eye as he runs in horror."
>>23213819"You can pay me back later."THEN WINK AT HIIIIMMMMM.
>>23213819>You can pay me back later.Clench his balls as you say it.
>>23213819>pay me backSoon, he will do so are a slave.
>>23213837Or at least say it cutely.
>>23213819>You can pay me back later" I realized that in my downward spiral of hopelessness, I was actually falling into the huge hole created by my absence of basic human graces. The most obvious was forgiveness. If I was wronged, by anyone, in or out of the club, I had to be compensated -- money or blood. There was no turning the other cheek. When relationships become a ledger of profit and loss, you have no friends, no loved ones -- just pluses and minuses. You are absolutely alone."
Rolled 74>>23213820what the fuck>>23213819Don't cast a spell unless you're positive of your success, you may kill someone doing that.
>>23213819Just go back to eating.
>>23213846And roll them around a little. Gently pinching the left one.
Rolled 5>>23213819"Just don't do it again, What if it turns to acid next time you botch it?"
>>23213819>Slap him>Say nothing>Continue eating
>>23213856Unless you're the Marquis de Sade.
>>23213856>quotes The Life and Death of Sam Crowmah nigga
>>23213856"Except for the pluses."Also voting backpay.
Day 734>Millie is almost 13 now. Her periods started coming soon after I began my mission. Some days the flow is so heavy that I fear I may be drowned, but alas, I carry on. Millie's behind is a spectacle of beauty. Its sheer brilliance fills my life with hope and meaning. I love you Millie.
>>23213947>You need to include more details about the sensitive nerves of that circumference.
"You can pay me back later" you say, giving a slight wink of friendship. To be fair it was pretty fun. The four of you walk out of the great hall to not be late for your first charms lesson."What the hell are you doing?!" shouts a shrill voice as you reach your charms class entrance.Roll 1d100. 34 or less wins.
Rolled 94>>23213967Striking from the SKY.
Rolled 55>>23213967Your mum.
Rolled 52>>23213967Oh god its maud.
Rolled 56>>23213972CRITICAL FAILURE. YES!
Rolled 77>>23213967keybmio can
Rolled 39>>23213967"Excuse me?"
Roll 1d100 to resist magic. 53 or less softens the blow.
Rolled 47>>23213972"You die instantly.
Rolled 47>>23213991Yeah, thats not how you do that.
>>23214001>>23213997A double 47.Some dark power is at work.
Rolled 25>>23214005Sorry, but >>23213997 wasn't in reply to >>23213995.Neither was >>23214001
>>23214009Fuck it, don't know how to roll so I'll just comment on things if needed
>>23214021Doesn't matter.The power of double 47 overcomes.Besides, a roll is a roll, you misfortune lover.
Rolled 23>>23213995"oh g0 soak you head, you'll find a new toad to snog you toxic slag"
Rolled 22>>23214025Email fielddice+1d100
>>23214025Type "dice+XdY" in the email box. No quotes, no spaces. Standard dice notation, "X" is the number of dice, "Y" is the type.
>>23214021OP didn't state any rules about that. Eheheh.Stop trying to kill Millie!
>>23214048But if Millie dies then I can be with her forever!;_;
>>23213979It's probably just a crappy explosion of spell failure.Or demons.
>>23214002You feel an invisible force wrap around your ankle, hoisting you into the air. You are just able to keep your modesty as you hold your robes as you hang upside down. The other students gasp as you watch your sister's grimacing face come into view."You're coming with me" she spits, waving her wand so you follow behind her as she walks you down a flight of stairs into an empty classroom. "Put her down!" "Leave her alone!" you hear your friends shout as Maud waves her wand and casts a spell to lock them out the classroom.You feel the bloodrushing too your head. You're in big trouble AND you're going to be late for class."Explain yourself" she says>"Could you at least put me down first?" >"I don't have to explain anything to you!">"Put me down!"
>>23214066No, if you die you can be with her forever in the afterlife.:D
Rolled 66>>23213997>>23214001>>23214040triple 47
>>23214073>"Put me down!"
>>23214080post more emma. Makes the thread have a touch more class. Or at least is more aesthetically pleasing.
>>23214093not an option
>>23214073"I'll explain your Hufflepuff affair to everyone, you tart. Not least of which the teaching staff for your misuse of magic."
>>23214073>put me down"PUT ME DOWN MAUD, RIGHT NOW!"(i have an older brother i know these feels)
Rolled 20>>23214073My acquaintance wished to show me a spell.
>>23214073>"Put me down!"If this bitch wants to talk, she's going to do it on OUR terms.
>>23214086PUT MOI DOWNNNN
>>23214073"I don't have to explain anything to you!"
>>23214113Boring fucking option. If I keep it in THEN I'm railroading.
Rolled 8>>23214073"Misuse of magic is a level 2 infraction, as is indecent conduct during official functions"
>>23214120>the faces of poorly hidden female balding
Roll 1d100 for intimidate. 34 or less wins. I would roll for persuasion but you're low on that.
>>23214113You an only child. Its not possible to ignore a sibling squabble like this.
Rolled 1>>23214138My body, is very intimidating.
>>23214125i wont do what you tell me
>>23214146Oh yes. She better urinate herself in fear.
>>23214147She is sexier when she pulls faces :3
Rolled 65>>23214146Alright, that better not be a 1d1
>>23214147Don't make me post so many Luna Lovegood pictures you begin weeping and drown in that moonlit puddle of your own making.
Rolled 19>>23214138step off bitch
>>23214162You can see the dice roll, new***.
>>23214139>You an only child. Its not possible to ignore a sibling squabble like this.not strictly true, as the eldest of 3 I've learned to ignore anything
Rolled 89>>23214138"Besides i thought you liked pink, or did it get harder to sneak of and snog the *commoners* now?"
>>23214178I've been browsing for 5 years now, never did figure that one out, never did ask. Also why the fuck are you censoring yourself?
>>23214164at this moment i have 21 thousand pictures 19 thousand of those are reaction pictures.
>>23214164>implying I don't fap to Hermione/Luna slashfic
>>23214203C-could you make a rar of those for us? :D
>>23214209Man, those Luna pics will rip the tears out of your eyes and shove them into your lungs.
>>23214237its physically possible but i don't really want to.
(OH SHIT)"You better put me down before I tell Mum and Dad about that Hufflepuff boy" you say, masterfully putting the menace and gravity into your words. Maud looks at you in stunned silence, looks away, tries to retort, comes short. She waves her wand, you hit the ground with an audible, but painless, thud."Yeah, well I'll tell mum and Dad that YOU didn't get into Slytherin!" she says, desperate now. You stand to full attention, brush the specks calmy from the robe Dad gave you and say "they'll think it's your thought anyway, you know they will"Maud screams, stamps her foot, tears welling up in her eyes "this isn't fair!" she shouts before unlocking the door and running outside. All you know is you bought yourself some time.(more incoming)
>>23214270the day i finish organizing them i will upload them
>>23214300>My cock. No. Why? WHY?
>>23214315because she is a stunningly beautiful woman. And she is close to many peoples hearts because she played a character many people grew up with.oh yeah and shes fucking hot come on
New thread niggas>>>23214333captcha: Racist checks
Rolled 84>>23214344Hot not so much, but she's a solid gil next door and that's a different and better sort of hot.