(Just want to give a major thank you to all those participating and those lovely few drawfagging/shooping)last thread>>23177176"She wanted me to join the cheerleading team, she seemed kind of shallow" you say."somebody's quick to judge" says Joel, "besides every beater needs his fans to cheer him on"The rest of the journey is plane sailing, the train pulling into Hogsmeade station. All the first years clamber to the right side of the train and press their faces against the glass to get a look at the castle, the very tip visibl in the distance.You see a tall man with bright red hair and stubble make his way toward the train. He looks like a farmer, wearing fingerless cloves and a tatty overcoat which hangs over his muscley frame. He appears to be in his late forties."Alright first years" he says in remarkably good english "follow me, your belongings will be waiting for you in your dormitories"You're led off the train and shuffle along with the crowd in the cold night air. You could see your breath catch against the streetlights. Luckily your coat is very warm.(more coming - OP is taking a short break, be sure to keep this bumped!)
>>23178823Oh, you used my dark and heinous creation, but transplanted her eyes. Delicious.
I like this quest OP.Here, have some very important information on magic.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY
i've always wondered how does the luggage get to the foot of each kids bed? and how do they know which bed is theirs? just seems like a lot of chaos would ensue if it was a "find your shit" situation. also who would it fall on to deside who gets to sleep in the same space as the others? like ron and harry and shamus and dean and neville just happened to all get put in the same level of the tower?
>>23178847Although, I sense the entropic energy around the kitty isn't inspiring as much horror as it could be. You may need to refine your twilight surgeries a bit.
>>23178873>like ron and harry and shamus and dean and neville just happened to all get put in the same level of the tower?I just assumed that each year was grouped together
>>23178873That might be a sensible question were they not magical wizards with the administrative authority to tell people where to go.
>>23178873They probably keep the bags at a central location, then move them to the quarters once a room has been assigned.
>>23178886i mean specifically those 5 shared a level of the tower. how did that happen? there were alot more male first years in gryffindor.
>>23178891i just want to know whos job it is to transport and decide that shit
>>23178907Sorcery, a suicide pact, hallucinogenic venom, and ghost dancing along banisters.
>>23178911Ted the Unhorser.
>>23178907The most powerful magic of all - the plot.
>>23178904they keep them right outside of the great hall but they were already there when harry got to gryffindor tower
>>23178907Sorting hat did it.Keeps the rowdiness down.
>>23178928You ever wonder what would happen if someone vaporized the sorting hat one night.
>>23178912all fun things for children to choke on but none of them answer my question,
>>23178934You know, they do.
>>23178927not only are the dormitorys at different levels they are in completely different parts of the castle
>>23178928i like this theory.
>>23178932Hufflepuff would cease to exist
>>23178934Well, they became friends because they wound up in the same level. Except Harry and Ron who met on the train and lucked out.
>>23178954SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEWAITER
>>23178957Or inflate massively with all the "not filthy rich, not a smartass and not a weasly" kids.
>>23178957Excellent. This will be one of our plans.
>>23178957which wouldn't be a bad thing. also am i the only one that doesnt want millie to be in slytherin
back and writefagging
>>23178975see, now we're destined to end up there>>23178981I'm hoping for Ravenclaw
>>23178981Nope. The sheer drama and daddy issues winding up in any other house would cause is enough reason for me to want her in Ravenclaw.
>>23178989>ravenclaw agreed its the least covered house and it will let us know who good of a writefag our dm is
are we smart enough for ravenclaw tho?
be dark and edgy. make a sacrificial knife
>>23178989As I said, if we find ourselves in Slytherin,I WILL BRING FORTH UNENDING TORMENT AND VOMIT TIAMATS ALL OVER THIS TRAVESTY.
>>23178994>The sheer drama and daddy issues winding up in any other house would cause is enough reason for me to want her in Ravenclaw."Sorry gal, you weren't a condescending cunt to anybody on the train. No Slytherin for you, I'm afraid."
>>23179001Soon my daughter, soon.
>>23178996I will allow your assertion that Ravenclw is the least developed stand, if you can satisfactorily answer this question.What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!
>>23179000Oddly enough, all of our character stats, skills, and traits are probably a perfect match for Ravenclaw.Hence we will be going to Gryffindor.
who ever archived the last thread forgot to add the Quest, and Collective Game tags
>>23179019Destroy him, and write this wrong.
You approach an iron gate surrounded by forestastion, beyond it a large lake which leads to the castle.The groundskeeper waves his wand, the gates open for him.A couple of the less magic savvy first years watch in awe at this magical display.Oh no. Water. One of your biggest fears since childhood has been the ocean and all related to it. As an infant you were taken to cambodia with your family whereupon a dark curse was put upon you by rogue wizards. Your heart had stopped for several moments before you came to, having nearly drowned in a lake.>Roll to keep your composure. 40 or less wins.
>>23178972Read >>23179007Not rich, Smart or Weasly, that's a Hufflepuff
Rolled 1>>23179023dice for the dice god
>>23179005See of we didn't have asshole blood purist father, I'd actually WANT Slytherin, because that house NEEDS a hero to turn it around, bring it back to actually BEING a house of cunning and ambition, rather than a bunch of thugs whose idea of cunning is hiding their face when they steal your milk money. But the daddy issues and hufflepuff cellist shagging call to me.
>>23179007>What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!i think it has something to do with being a particularly good finder
>>23179033Ooh, I sort of like the idea of dragging Slytherian back to where it should be.
(Some anon tried to delete a roll 47 - OP sees all)
>>23179023No, no not the Cambodia thing. No.
>>23179044Well he succeeded. USE IT ANYWAY!
>>23179028>tries to delete the bad rollFor shame, sir
>>23179044Yesss, yesss, make her suffer for it.
>>23178907>How did that happen?A wizard did it.
>>23179044Now she vomits on her shoes twice as hard.
You feel your knees go weak as you stop walking in fear you might fall over. Most of the first years keep walking, Joel stays by your side and asks what's wrong as well as two other first years you don't know. One a beefy boy with red hair and the other a small, squirelly looking kid with messy brown hair. >"I'm afraid of the water">(lie) "I'm fine">other.
>>23179082"I'll be fine. Probably something I ate."
>>23179082>(lie) "I'm fine"Mustn't show weakness in front of the lower classes
>>23179033Both could lead to very interesting stories. Although I think we'll rather end up with bestiality than hufflepuff.We do have standards, after all.
>>23179082>>other."It's complicated. Just give me a minute."
>>23179027That's not what one is, it's what one ISN'T. The other three have a defining trait. Loyalty for Gryffindor, Cunning for Slytherin, Intelligence for Ravenclaw. What's the defining trait that makes a Hufflepuff a Hufflepuff?
>>23179082>a beefy boy with red hair>red hairClearly a Weasly.Kill him.
>>23179088>>23179089NO WEAKNESS SHOWN."I'll be fine."
Rolled 48>>23179082>otherpunch the beefy boy in a blind watery rage
>>23179082Composure is lost anyways, I very much doubt pride can override fear."i'm afraid of the water."
>>23179098We will actually be enslaving them all for work in the mines.
>>23179082>not taking the nat 1nooo my perfect roll, now my sacrifices will have been in vain.>(lie) "I'm fine"
>>23179094their defining trait is that they have no defining traits
>>23179104The dice understand. Our 47 roll is back.Plus the 1 of the other roll.OH DEAR WHAT'S HAPPENING.
>>23179115So they're Welsh?
>>23179113Why would he take good rolls? Suffering is more fun.
>>23179120Nah, not enough sex with sheep.
>>23179120Even the Welsh have Wales.
>>23179090The "Hufflepuff cellist" thing is an Evangelion joke. We're an antisocial girl who talks to a doll about her problems.
Roll 1d100 for lie. 25 or less is a pass. (I know it seems like it's gradually getting harder to win but this just how the rolls are working out)
Rolled 68>>23179131You can strike yourself on the nose for that difficult lie.
>>23179115Which makes them the least developed house. "Being generic" is not a character. "Being smart" is flat, but at least it exists. Ravenclaw are ever-so-slightly more developed than Hufflepuff.
Rolled 62>>23179131BLOOD AND GLORY, VICTORY AT SEA
>>23179146No, the thing is you know exactly what happens in Hufflepuff.And it's all boring.They're probably the most developed house.
>>23179139>>23179143>>23179147>their faces when
>>23179146i dont think anyone is disputing that
Rolled 5>>23179155I will now roll a 1 when it doesn't matter.
>>23179146>"You might belong in Hufflepuff,>Where they are just and loyal,>Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,>And unafraid of toil"They're a hardworking lot that are generally friendly and happy.
Rolled 85>>23179139>>23179147>>23179143the dicegods have see that you've scorned them
>>23179162Good omens, good omens.
>>23179164They actually have the highest suicide rate among all the houses.
"I'm fine, probably just something I ate" You say, standing up straight and breathing in a lungfull of fresh air."Yeah I'm not buying it" says Joel, he sees you eye the water. "It's the lake isn't it?" he says. >Come clean>play it off>deny it
>>23179162The dice gods are but simply toying with us.
>>23179177>Come cleanNo use denying it now, so exploit it. Play vulnerable and shit.
>>23179177Well I mean we're not telling him.Unless we tell him we've been cursed, that isn't a lie.Yes, we'll just tell him we've been cursed.
>>23179164Hah, working class scum!>>23179177>play it off
Rolled 4>>23179177>deny ittotally not afraid of water. nope nope
>>23179177>im scared of giant squid COME CLEAN joel is our ron.
>>23179191Ten thousand times this. We can say we're under a curse, but no specifics.
>>23179201Joel is nothing but a boymeat slave.And soon. Soon the lake will be of his devotional tears.
>>23179207>implying that ron isn't harrys bootlicker
>>23179213Ron has too much free will.
>>23179177>deny it"I'm. Fine."
>>23178823Which of the Weasely twins was it that survived the third war? Gotta be him that's the groundskeeper here, if it's the "present".
>>23179218We can't do that. This guy has like psychic charisma powers.We just need to tell lies of omission, half truths.
"I'm. Fine. I was cursed when I was little" you say.The rotound boy leans down to his buddy and says "Do you think she means that literally of figuratively?" The little guy, chewing something, says "Beats me"Joel seems to know when to let something go. "Would you like to take a carriage up there? I'm sure they'll be room">Ask the groundskeeper for a carriage ride>Brave it out on the water
>>23179094Their animal is the Badger, a tenacious bastard, they are defined by not having what it takes to be in the 3 other houses but not giving up either, they are more or less the Anime house, sucess though GUTS!
>>23179177Come clean, and explain
>>23179232That carriage seems rather more appropriate than swimming.
>Brave it out on the water
>>23179232>Ask the groundskeeper for a carriage rideBoats are for commoners
>>23179232Hmmm, carriage or suicide.I wonder.
Rolled 40>>23179232>>Brave it out on the waterit's a first year thing one doesn't just skip out
>>23179251Voting the water to watch her suffer.
>>23179240>>23179251you know we'll be failing fear checks the whole time and be a shivering wreck when we reach the shore. Let them laugh now, we'll laugh last.
>>23179260Yes! Yes! It's suicide time!
Rolled 96>>23179257>>23179260besides if she faints then she can't see the water and it's all good anyways
>>23179232>Brave it out on the water.>Maud will never get a laugh out of this if it's the last thing I do.>... And that representing a family name thing too, I guess.
>>23179226well idk what s"present" because harry takes his kids to school Sep 1, 2017
>>23179232Quickly, psychically meld with our cat and become the essence of the night stalker on the coastline.
>>23179232"I will not give in to curses!"Water.
>>23179283>We Arya now!Voting for sucking it up and taking the boat. Make sure to hold onto Joel to make us seem more vulnerable so that it will be easier to twist him to our whims later.
>>23179296What, you think she'll be staying on that boat? Hehe, how naive.
>>23179232brave it out
>>23179304>a person afraid of water jumping out of a boat and in to water.hhahahahaha
>>23179316What, you think she's not going to fall off the boat? Hehe, how naive.
>>23179316>a person afraid of water VOLUNTARILY jumping out of a boat and in to water.
>>23179280"No, I'll take a boat. I'm representing my family name afterall" you say, clenching your fists and marching onwards, Joel and the two other kids following quickly behind. You dread to think what torment you would receive if you had to take a ride with your sister. You'd never hear the end of it. The gameskeeper leads the first years to the small docks where the oreless boats await.You feel Joel place his hand reassuringly on your back as you walk further down.>Shrug him off >Let him keep his hand there (recieve +5 to composure)
>>23179328>implying joel wont catch her and fuck her loli brains out
>>23179328Fall? Bet you half a dollar fattie pushes us in
>>23179335Shrug him off.WE WILL BE AN INDEPENDENT EMPRESS.
>>23179335Shrug him off.We don't need anybody's help.
>>23179335ill take the composure points we are skating on then dice as it is
>>23179335>>Let him keep his hand there (recieve +5 to composure)The sooner he gets used to being used as an item for stat bonuses, the better.
>>23179335Shrug that bitchboy off.
>>23179335accept his help.
>>23179360seriously fuck anime. Everything is tsundre. I fucking love that word though.
>>23179365Fuck you. We have no need for emotional crutches!
>>23179375Ooh, OP is a little tsuntsun too.
>>23179375Well we're headed for delicious yandere land, don't you worry.
>>23179387That reminds me, we need to appropriately prepare our closet for boys when we get there.
You brush his hand away. This action along give you a different kind of strenght, coming all this way to Hogwarts was about gaining some independance in the first place. No boy is going to take that away from you.>roll 1d100 - 30 or less you get in without a sich. 31-50 will take some insistence, 51-70 will take the groundskeeper 71~ you're taking another way round.
Rolled 63>>23179412My body, is pure power.
Rolled 30>>23179418Time, to fuck.
>>23179426Do what you want, cause a pirate is free.
Rolled 8>>23179412Could we use a fate point to reroll to >>23179422
>>23179434I SUPPORT THIS! AND HIS REROLL!
>>23179434You're probably that fucking Luck roller, but it seems sensible.
>>23179335>Shrug it off>You must face your weaknesses alone, Millicent, or you it will forever be a part of you.
>>23179440>>23179434Dude, this is not a big deal. Even if we had a reroll, save it for when something is really at stake. We're still getting across the lake.
Rolled 1>>23179412for my future!
>>23179434>>23179440Yes you can use on of your three fate points for this adventure. Roll away. The first roll against this is the one I take into account.
>>23179456If you slowpoke a little harder you'll end up in the future
>>23179458NO SAVE IT. THIS IS NOT WORTH A FATE POINT.
>>23179458>>23179456I want this one!
>>23179458Wtf? I rerolled right there! >>23179434
>>23179464i was taking a piss come on that has to count
>>23179472well this is also acceptable
>>23179475That probably wouldn't count anyway.
(I prefer the best of 3 systen since TG's dice is a tad... sadistic.)
>>23179489Fuck you. I love suffering.
>>23179489Please elaborate. I'll take it into account for later.
>>23179489Best of three is probably a little cheaty.
>>23179498He means you take the best roll of the first three rolls.But again, that's a little easy.
ok i think you fucks are actually killing me. I rolled a 1 and it gets ignored and suddenly my kidneys start hurting and i get a bloody nose.
>>23179489Perhaps we should take less risks that involve dice?Do we have any plans on our character eventually becoming more social? Or are we just gonna stick with aspergers for life.
>>23179508It's just the dark energy coursing through this thread.Don't worry about it.
>>23179498We have supernatural luck right? Which means we can roll to not lose the fate point when we spend it.
>>23179514We don't have asperger's.We're a bitch.There's a difference.
>>23179521Yeah just about to mention that. Roll 1d10 - if you get an 8,9 or 10 you get the point back.
>>23179521No, it means we get one extra fate point because that shit fucking bastard picked bullshit Lucky instead of Lightning Reflexes and HATE WILL POUR ON HIM FOR ETERNITY.
Rolled 6rolling for luck!
Rolled 9>>23179526FOR THE LOATHING!
>>23179535>>23179536IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>23179540It does seem a common occurrence.Perhaps we should scream obscenities against that guy who picked Lucky.It seems to help the dice.
>>Supposed to have supernatural luck.>>We have no luck playing her. Mfw
Rolled 93>>23179558I will now roll a 1 when it doesn't matter.
>>23179565The tides are turning.
>>23179569Much rather the dice gods are Fucking with us.
>>23179536(You're back to 3 points)You thought you were going to bottle it for a second there. However, something in you dug in deep, finding a fresh surge of confidence. Head held high, back straight and proper, you climb into the boat with Joel and the other two boys.By the force of magic the boats kick off silently down the lake. It's like cutting through black glass as ripples trail behind your boat, the mood looming behind the castle...(play this - http://www.youtbe.com/watch?v=zCNHVMIYqiA)The little squirrel looking boy pokes you innocently on the arm."Hey, what's your name?" he asks, smiling, to large buck teeth on display.>Ignore him>"Mellicent">other
>>23179584"Mellicent the Glorious"And it seems the OP is hallucinating, excellent.
>>23179584MELLICENT OF HOUSE FAUXLEY. YOU MAY ADDRESS ME AS MISTRESS FAUXLEY, PEASANT.
>>23179584>>"Mellicent"The sooner they learn our name, the better.Internally:>>23179596
>>23179601Don't concern yourself with it.I'm just glad the venom is finally working.
Rolled 8>>23179584>>Ignore him
>>23179612No, for reals.
>>23179584Look like we are not going to answer and then say "Mellicent" while looking out over the lake.
>>23179616We should have lost the fate point.>>23179535rolled a 6 before>>23179536rolled a 9.
>>23179624SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>23179624i think OP just switched over to the best of 3 rolls, to counter much of the bullshit we were dealing with
>>23179624Bank error in our favor.(P.S. Your body will be committed to the essence of pain for this betrayal.)
>>23179641Awww, but that's dull!I want more TSUN.
>>23179653don't worry /tg/dice will still be bullshit about half the fucking time even when going best of 3 rolls
>>23179584"Mellicent...">Your _Name_, fool girl."Fauxly."
>>23179643Following the rules isn't betrayal. If we succeed it should because of our choices, not because we cheated.
>>23179665Letting the OP hallucinate isn't cheating.
>>23179672Indeed, indeed. It's what we have the hallucinogenic venom for.
less talk more peasants
>>23179629>>23179624Oh. Thanks for being honest. You can keep it for that, bro.You look out into the lake. You're mind playing tricks on you, thinking you can see shapes moving beneath the surface. After a moment where it seems like you might ignore him you say "Millicent Fauxly""Sup" says the boy, you realize he has a bit of a lisp, not to mention the "common" manner in which he speaks. "I'm Nigel and this" he gestures to the other red haired boy who is also looking at you with a friendly grin "is Sam"Sam gives you a little salute. "I'm not sure whether I think this place is beautiful, scary, or both" says Sam. Nigel agrees with a sigh. Joel hums in agreement as he sits slumped in the back.>Say nothing>Hum in agreement>I think it's beautiful>I think it's scary>both>other
>>23179624Or he decided that the Supernatural Luck feat did not match the fluff and increased the chance from 3/10 to 5/10. Because this doesn't seem particularly supernatural lucky to me>Supernatural Luck >Your luck cannot possibly be natural. Its nowhere near "bottled luck" levels, but things just tend to work out slightly better than they might for other people. >Whenever you spend a Fate Point, you may roll 1d10. >If the result is an 8, 9, or 10, you gain the benefits of having spent a Fate Point, but still retain the Fate Point.
>>23179679Less peasants more slaves!
>>23179691Wtf, i fucked up that post badly.
>>23179690"It's rather pretty!"
>>23179690It is sort of hauntingly beautiful.
>>23179690>Say nothing.>No words for the peasantry, dear. They might get clingy.
>>23179708We want them to get clingy.So we can force them to do horrible tasks for the privilege of a glance from us.
>>23179690Votan pretty like us.
>>23179690I can't think of anything clever to say so say nothing.
>>23179690One should humour the peasants to start building a power base. >Nod in agreement
>>23179690Begin shouting "We are the destroyer!"
"It is sort of hauntingly beautiful" you think, however you keep it to yourself without feeling the need to chime in this pseudo-group mentality that's trying to form.After what seems like a painfully long time you read the the otherside and reach dry land. The groundskeeper, after doing a quick body check, raises his lamp higher above his head as he leads the way to the castle. It's a short walk which you're thankful for, also, you're starting to wish you'd bought a chocolate frog. You're stomach grumbles audibly, you just hope the others didn't notice.Up ahead you can hear Harriet giggling amongst her friends. Then, you smell the sweet scene of chocolate frog.To your right Nigel, Sam and Joel are eating to their hearts content."Want one?" asks Sam, holding a box out for you. You've never had one before...>Take it>Decline>other
>>23179781Listen man. We fucking decline.Show no weakness.
>>23179781Sharing food will create a bond. Of course, it's not like it will happen again, but for now >Take the frog
>>23179781Politely turn him down.
>>23179781Politely decline. We need to show them we are above them.
I think we should take it. Be polite
>>23179781Hesitate for a bit, then take it.
>>23179794DO YOU WANT TO BE INDEBTED TO THIS MEAT?! NO.
>>23179781you best be losing weight, starve
>>23179807WE NEED TO ASSERT DOMINANCE ON HIM. A TRIBUTE IS A GOOD START. LET US CLAIM THIS FROG IN THE NAME OF FAUXLEY.
>>23179814He would have to swear an oath of fealty.After we mindfuck him.
>>23179023>Oh no. Water. One of your biggest fears since childhood has been the ocean and all related to it. As an infant you were taken to cambodia with your family whereupon a dark curse was put upon you by rogue wizards. Your heart had stopped for several moments before you came to, having nearly drowned in a lake.I must know, will all water induce irrational fear, or just large bodies or water?
>>23179781"Are they dark or Milk chocolate?"decline politely whatever then answer is.if "Both" inquire as to filling, have some allergy excuse.
This is incredibly silly. Take the fucking frog.
>not accepting everything given as our just due. Seeming humble instead.
>>23179813In the coming days, when we must fight for dominance, it will do well to have control of our appetite.We take no potentially poisoned food from strangers.
>>23179819>"House Fauxley accepts this offering." >Take frog>Stow it away
>>23179825Deep dark pools that will hide long grasping arms to drag you into cold wet darkness
>>23179829That's a good point.It's probably poisoned.
>>23179781If we've never had one before, take it.>>23179807>>23179814>>23179819Is there something to this character's background that I am missing? What 11 year old refuses a chocolate frog because they think they are fighting for dominance?
>>23179839It's been settled in the character creation thread.
>>23179781>Take itJust eat it.
>>23179844>>23179839Heh. We are not a nice girl. We're cursemaster bitch with tons of hitpoints and a desire for slaves.
>>23179839We rolled "Antisocial" in the prevjous thread. Combine that with being raised by snobby blood purists, and well. . .
>>23179852Lot's of white knights waking up missing the first half of the quest. :(
>>23179842good, because not haven't to roll against terror every time we go to the washroom or see a glass of water is a good thing
>>23179839one controlled by /tg/ instead of an 11 year old's mind, I'd imagine
>>23179857I will not allow them to derail our quest for antisocial world domination!
>>23179852Don't forget the part where we are naturally good with dark magic which make other people more afraid of us.
>>23179852Also we need to overthrow our sister and take her place in the family
>>23179857Well, I'm perfectly open to some nice guy (Or girl. We really don't know Milicent's proclivities at the moment seeing how she's eleven) "saving" us. I think it'd be romantic.
>>23179864You know ironically enough given how we rolled for background, /tg/'s been much nicer than this bitch would have been.
>>23179876Her entire family is Slytherins. Think about it.
>>23179869>antisocial world domination!ruling the the world requires talking to people and going out side, unless we invent magical internet
>>23179781"I-">No."think-">You have already defied me once, girl, do not do so again."I'll have to decline."
>>23179876THERE IS NO SAVING.There is only bowing to our inexorable gorgeousness and control.
>>23179885Or we can talk to one other person which will then talk to other people.
>>23179885trivia: magic interferes with technology, they won't work in wizard dense areas.
>>23179885she's a fucking wizard. figure it out
LESS TALK, MORE REAPING OF OUR FROG TRIBUTES FROM THE COMMON FOLK
>>23179897We're not smart enough for that, with an Intelligence of only 18. That's barely at the upper end of average.
>>23179900POISONED FROG TRIBUTES.
>>23179892That sentence hurt my brain. TECHNOLOGY IS SO FUCKING RELATIVE, HOW CAN SOMETHING INTERFERE WITH ALL TECHNOLOGY?
>>23179889>implying we don't secretly want Lawful Good hot dickings
Does anyone have a link to the character creation thread?
>>23179905you don't seem to understand, she's a wizard, and is rumored to love mindslaves and hallucinogenic venom
>>23179906TAKE FROG, OFFER FROG TO JOELPOISON CHECK
>>23179907Generally, in the Potterverse, areas of high magical concentration cause electronics to short out, that kinda thing.
>>23179909>Every single quest run in the morning, tons of white knights trying to play the same exact hero character.
>>23179892>trivia: magic interferes with technology, they won't work in wizard dense areas.trivia: flying cars are a thing.
>>23179924That makes more sense.
>>23179927If you wanted power then you should have voted for Potions in order to create mind-controlling potions.
>>23179942Oh no, we're going to enchant mind-controlling dildos.
>>23179924true, but tech can be adapted eg cars or cameras , in fact there is the Department of Misuse of Muggle Artifacts for a reason
>>23179930They are just car-shaped brooms with a imp under the hood making engine noises
"No thanks" you say, with a curt wave. Sam brushes it off as no big deal and sees to unwrapping it. The frog pretty much leaps into his mouth, not so much suicide as "coming home" for the frog.Finally you reach the castle. The gargoyles don't scare you like it would the other first years, you've got enough of those at home. Unlike your home however the brick work to the castle is flawless and lovingly cared for. You feel so small as you walk with the crowd, eyes wide as you take it all in for the first time. The grounds are huge. Off in the distance you can see the a large, sinister looking forest and the faint howling of wolves.You are led through a final set of double doors which lead to the entrance of the great hall. You can hear the buzz of students already inside. You're stomach churns with fear and hunger.A man of just-below-average height waits for you at the top of the flight of stairs. He is handsome and in his early thirties, having a something impish quality about him. With a warm grin and intelligent eyes."Hello first years!" he says in a scottish accent, clapping his hands together. You notice he is wearing a nice tight fitting waist coat, more gentlemen than wizard. "Welcome to Hogwarts" he begins, reciting an age old monologue that every transfiguration teacher learns when introducing new students. "In a few moments you will pass through these doors with your classmates but before you can take your seats you but be sorted into your houses"Everyone, including you, share a nervous long amongst yourselves."It'll be fine" says the teacher "Now..." he lists the four possible houses. "Why your hear your house will be like your family, your triumphs will earn you points, the house with the most points at the end of the year wins the house cup"
>>23179955no, they are cars that are taken apart, the parts get magic'd, then put back together
>>23179959writefag typos. my bad.
>>23179959Ahhh, another world, another conquest.
"Lets get moving" he says, turning on his heels and waving his hands in the direction of yet another set of heavy set double doors. They open by a will of their own as you walk inside, thankful to be part of a crowd. The many teachers of the school sit at a table on the far end of the hall. Each house in the school given their own table to reside, each branding their own color; red, blue, green and yellow. The sorting begins. You watch as students are chosen to be sorted. The hat, brought to life by some powerful enchantment, murmurs and judges before bellowing his decision. "Hufflepuff! Slytherin! RAVE-enclaw!" Joel is called up. Unphased he wanders up, gives a backwards grin at you and then takes his seat. The transfiguration teacher known as Proffessor Avori places the hat atop his head..."Wish me luck" he mutters>"Good luck">Smile>do nothing>other
>>23179967MEN OF HONOR, WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>>23180015Smile and WINK!
>>23180015>other"I'm sure you won't need any."
>>23180015Try to smile, although I'm kinda hoping it looks fucked up.
>>23180015You know why the hat didn't say Gryffindor?Because that's where we're going.
>>23180030Better than Slythering. They're literally all twits in there.
>>23180029It will look like a predator about to strike.
>>23180048All of my want
>>23180015>"Good luck"Said in a neutral tone.
>>23180054And strike we will.
>>23180048Cheshire Cat smile.
>>23180025Enabling sultry wink vote!
requestion someone edit the colors so we have one of each house
>>23180071Black can be viewed as a mixture of all the colors.
>>23180063>>23180069Don't care, either option is great.
>>23180086It's gonna be horrible.
You can't help but smile like a Cheshire cat. It's actually starting to get a little infuriating. Where was the girl who never smiled and talked to anyone at home? The girl who would speak to Elise at a moments notice? Is this what it mean to be a Hogwarts student? Is it already changing you?Avori rests the hat on his head. "Hmm!" the hat exclaims "Interesting! Very interesting...an unusual one. Smart, very smart, but not how one might think...better be...Ravenclaw!">Cue reaction
>>23180103Now wink at him.
>>23180103Disgust.Envy. Now he won't have to live up to a family legacy like you.
>>23180015>Try to smile.>Don't waste your time. You know as well as I do that he will not be in your house.
>>23180103Could be worse. It's not Slytherin, but at least he didn't end up in Hufflepuff. Not everybody is destined for greatness.>>23180107I'd rather not.
>>23180103Dude, we need to practice our sexy awe inspiring smiles to captivate and terrorize our slaves.It's perfectly natural.
>>23180103Raised eyebrow.He's very charismatic, but smart too?
>>23180107Voting this all day. For sheer hilarity.
>>23180103Golf clap, the customary three-count. That's nice, good for you. Have fun with the nerds, plebe.
>>23180107Goddamn no. We are not some kind of floozy. Otherwise we would have joined the cheerleading squad.
>>23180117>least he didn't end up in Hufflepuffhufflrpuff serves an important roll, after all hardworking slaves are useful
>>23180133Not that kind of wink.A predatory wink. And enjoy wink.Essential skill.
>>23180133We'd probably just blink one eye after another, because we're totally unaccustomed to it.
>>23180103>Nothing. What will it do anyway?
>>23180160Black energy is rissssinnnnnggg.
>>23180160(sometimes it is simply the reveal of character which can be just as fun.)Joel considers it. Deals with it. Then walks to the herde of cheers coming from the Ravenclaw table. He catches your confused face, a mixture of emotions running through you.You wink at him. You. Wink. At. Him. You give a customary clap. What is that? Relief? You hadn't realized it but the fear of being stuck in slytherin with him had drawn you to him. Now that circumstance has take him away, not like you needed him of course, you instantly feel a smug freeness from him. More students go up. Harriet, surprise, surprise, is a Gryffindor, as well as her little posse which followed her about. Nigel scurried over to the sorting hut."Ravenclaw!" More cheers. Sam's turn."Hufflepuff!"You can see Sam share a confused look to Nigel. They had thought they were going to be in the same house, they were best friends! Sam, somewhat glumly, walks over to the cheering Hufflepuffs."Millicent Fauxly" said Avori, calling you up.
>>23180182You wander up to the chair feeling the entire school burning into the back of your head. You sit. The hat is placed on your head. The hat's reaction is far worse than you could have anticipated. It says nothing. Silence grows across the hall. You look wide eyed, unsure what to do.You hear a voice in your head, barely a whisper, it's the hat."What to do with you..." it says.>"I want to be in Slytherin" (you think)>Why aren't you saying anything! (thinking, not saying)>other
>>23180209>>"I want to be in Slytherin" (you think)
>>23180196That's pretty cool.
>>23180182What's to stop it from being an IC thought?
>>23180209>Ravenclaw! Free of the shackles of the Fauxly name!
>>23180196How long before or after Harry potter's lifespan is this set?
>>23180209>>other"Is there a problem? Anything I might help you with?" (thinking, not saying)
>>23180209>otherEvery single voice here, every poster, blasts into the hat. The full force of 4chan burning into the hat's fragile aetheric singleton consciousness. Let's see you judge us now.
>>23180209I want to be in Ravenclaw with Joel.
>>23180222To be clear you're speaking to the hat telepathically.
>>23180209Pretty please Ravenclaw mister hat!
>>23180233no screw that
>>23180209>other+ No comments, Hat? +
>>23180234I meant wrt >>23180160
>>23180209"That should be YOUR work, you lazy hat"
>>23180233>>23180240Fuck that shit.
>>23180196Did you seriously try to 'clean up' segments of the aftermath from my dark power? Quite silly!
>>23180209>I want to be in Slytherintime to take over the world
>>23180209You know what trouble I'll be in if I don't end up where I'm supposed to.
>>23180209>Why aren't you saying anything! (thinking, not saying)
>>23180209Fucking Ravenclaw, every other house has been done to fucking death.
>>23180209>"I want to be in Slytherin" (you think)we're an antisocial hexer where else would we go?
>>23180226Not canon with the series. It's an alternate time in which the books/movies are set.
>>23180209not slytherin anything but slytherin
>>23180209>Stay silent.>It won't help, you know. It can hear your thoughts.+What do you think you should do?+
>>23180254>>23180196Feel my dark power once more.
>>23180209>other i want to be in ravenclaw!
>>23180209>>"I want to be in Slytherin" (you think)Let's see. Our hobbies include dark magic and let's just stop there. Yeah, I think Slytherin is the place to be. Perhaps we'd make more friends elsewhere, but we don't need friends. We need connections, allies and followers, but not friends.
>>23180209>>otherMake us roll dice, I have the feeling there's samefaggotry going on.
>>23180209"I just winked at a boy for the first time in my life. How do you like that, hat?"
>>23180294fucking this"are you sure you didnt just blind at him?"
>>23180289The problem is, everyone in Slytherin is a dick, they're not going to be good followers. They're going to be dicks. All day.
>>23180289>We need connections, allies and followers, but not friends.Everyone in Slytherin will be trying to use us as well.The other Houses would be better choices since they would automatically see us as a friend and make them easier to manipulate.
>>23180300This actually makes sense.>>23180298pentagon_top_cryptologists.jpg
>>23180298Slytherins are more dicks to non-Slytherins
>>23180300Going by that logic then, what we really want is Hufflepuff. Which isn't actually a bad idea. Nobody would see it coming. On the other hand, nobody would take us seriously either. So Slytherin is still the better option, more like than not.
>>23180318No. No they're actually dicks to everyone. That's why they're in Slythering. It's like permanent detention.
I really, desperately want to be in Ravenclaw with the manipulable bitchboy Joel.To twist his heart into my harp.
>>23180321No, Gryffindor or Ravenclaw are the better choices.Reputable to be taken seriously, but gullible enough to have their guard down around us.
>>23180321really if we're going for evil, but not wanting to advertize it then griphindoor works best because designated good guyd
>>23180338>To twist his heart into my harp.With the 20+ charisma he's got? He'll be the one manipulating us, without us even realizing it.
"Say something!" you think, this was supposed to be over in a second, confusing sweeps over you, your resolve weakening. "Right!" the hat finally exclaims aloud. "So there is someone in there afterall" it says."The things you could accomplish...sharp mind, quick tempered, cunning...and something else..."Roll 1d100 - Hidden Roll.
>>23180339I grant you the Fifth House, Fuckledorf.Grand Wizard's Personal Assistant And Latrine Cleaner.
>>23180339Gryffindor is a horrible choice for the same reason that Slytherin is a horrible choice though. There's always someone in that house who's seriously a dick to everyone else and makes everyone else look bad. And even the smart Griffs never use the brains god gave them.
>>23180346FUCK YOU 100.
Rolled 11>>23180346dice for the dicegods
>>23180354>>23180356No, no, no not again.NOT THIS AGAINNNNNN.
Rolled 5>>23180346Hidden as in you rolling for us, or we roll?
>>23180364We roll, but he's not telling us the DC.Which means we're fucked either way, so just enjoy the dryness.
Rolled 97None of these options look appealing. But Ravenclaw would be alright if we could scar the little shitstain badly enough that nobody would pay any attention to him, without drawing attention to ourselves. We work the puppet's strings, not the other way around.
>>23180350This amused me a lot more than it should. Thanks based anon.
>>23180354>73>>23180356>11>>23180364>5You ever thought the dicebot was mocking us?
>>23180374His probably 27 in charisma won't matter if we can get him to cry long enough.
>>23180380I'm expecting 100 rolls going from 100 to 1 in perfect order any day now.
>>23180382We'll find out his secrets, and use them to, use them to make him cry.
Rolled 16>>23180382with our luck he'll end up wearing our +10 charisma robe somehow
>>23180388This whole thread.That's probably happened every single time.
>>23180354Another instant of silence rips through the hall before..."SLYTHERIN!" No wait. That's not right. It said something else...it started with an R. No. No way. The hat actually bellowed. "RAVENCLAW!"The Ravenclaw table, with Joel and Nigel included, cheer for you. This however is quickly interrupted by shrieking scream that you know can only be your sister."What?!" you hear her say as your legs carry you over to the Ravenclaw table. You sit beside Joel, you can't seem to hear anything as shapes move around you, clapping you on the shoulder, from the Slytherin table you can see your sister, red faced, eyes livid."Congrats Millie!" says Joel. Sound returns once more.>"Thanks">"Eh...">Say nothing>other
>>23180398Don't forget, we took the Lucky talent.So that's fucking guaranteed to happen.Never forget.
Rolled 98>>23180408"Thanks."And wink at our sister, Maud.
>>23180408>other: Give your sister the stinkeye
>>23180408Time to try if we can turn invisible. The shame is horrible, and our parents are going to kill us.
>>23180408"Thanks" and try to suppress a giant smile, you know this is wrong. Beautifully so.
>>23180417I vote for the continuing trend of awkward and malicious winks.
And on that note I'm taking a lengthy break folks. Did I get you?
>>23180425No my daughter, we will thrill them.With slavery.
>>23180408there goes the allowance, but we pissed of sis so idk if good trade
>>23180432>Knew it was Ravenclaw when Joel went in.
>>23180432When yah gonna be back?
>>23180408*Sigh* "Guess I've too much brains and not enough Bile"
Rolled 97>>23180408>malicious winks.LET THEM FEEL THE DOOM OF OUR WINKS
>>23180432I was hoping for non rail roads
>>23180439Jesus Christ, can you please shut up about that guy? Just for one of OP's posts?
>>23180408>I must now forfeit all bonds of kinship with my family
>>23180408>other"I am so dead."Well fuck. Prepare to get disowned. At the very least, no allowance. We're going to have to stretch those 40 galleons.And now, we're going to have to scrimp and save like a goddamn working-class scum because we're going to be cut off.
>>23180450>>23180417Heh. Looks like the dice like malicious winks.Unsurprising.
>>23180447later tonight most likely. Also if you lot could score the archive in sup tg that would be greeat.
>>23180464Those are all critical failures.
>>23180464Low is good, if you haven't noticed.
>>23180471>>23180469The dice express their favor in unique ways. I feel the love.
Rolled 80>>23180071these need to be blue right fucking now.Also a girl with glasses winging over long distances isnt going to be effective.
>>23180466Also.Rolls went as such.0-25 - G26-50 - H51-75 - R75-100 - S
Rolled 18>>23180408>>"Eh..."It is what it is. It's not Slytherin, but the fam will definitely like it better than Grifshits or the the puffs.We still have to assert our dominance over Joel to make it perfectly clear who's in charge. As long as we don't regard him as a friend, we're golden. We don't need friends. We have fur elise and a new familiar.
>>23180486Wow, we really dodged a bullet there.
>>23180457Of course not. Since he's in almost all of OP's posts.And of course, will be one of our lovely pets.
>>23180499can we change his name? i vote for bootlicker
>>23180506It was actually 51-100 R.SINCE HE FUCKING KNEW I WOULD SUMMON A TORRENT OF METEORIC DRAGONSPAWN DIRECT FROM THE ROILING VOID OF COSMIC CHAOS IF THERE WAS EVER AN S.
>>23179959>A man of just-below-average height waits for you at the top of the flight of stairs. He is handsome and in his early thirties, having a something impish quality about him. With a warm grin and intelligent eyes.>"Hello first years!" he says in a scottish accent, clapping his hands together. You notice he is wearing a nice tight fitting waist coat, more gentlemen than wizard.10th doc is now the transfiguration teacher
>>23180582I suppose we should endeavor to not make make him angry.
>>23180786Ah man this thread's autodeath as well.
>>23179094Actually, Gryffindor is bravery. Hufflepuff is loyalty.