We are Millicent "Millie" Fauxly. Young witch newly accepted into the prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You are a pureblood, something your mother and father take much pride in, and you have only known a life of luxury and wealth. You're sister Maud is in her third year, she is your bitter rival. Ever since you were little you've been at eachother's throats, mainly because Dad's always had a certain favor for you over her. You have been known to be antisocial and reclusive from others. Which doesn't mean you're not able to use you're cunning to get what you want, you simply prefer your own company and that of your doll (roll 1d100 for name of Doll). Today is the big day. You're going to Hogwarts and taking the Hogwarts Express from Paddington station. However, there are one or two things that need to be done before you're ready. Mum had to work in the ministry (she's in the concealment of magic division) so it's just you, Maud and Dad in Diagon Alley. A narrow road filled to the brim with witches and wizards bustling in and out of shops.(More coming - vote for doll whilst waiting)
Rolled 83>>23177176>roll 1d100 for name of DollMary.
Rolled 87Elise Fur
Rolled 79>>23177211Whoops. here's the roll
op PLEASE use voting instead of rolls for decisions.
Rolled 12Lightning Reflexes
>>23177223That is WHY I chose that name
>>23177235This is not a very important roll. I assume OP will be using vote for more serious stuff.
Rolled 86>>23177235Fuck you.
Rolled 87>>23177244Change the name to Elise Furor, and it's fine.
>>23177256Fine I will Accept that
>>23177256Heh. That's pretty entertaining.
>>23177256>>23177217The might of double 87s suggesting the same name.
Rolled 1>>23177273My power is undeniable.
>>23177281> 1 apparently not
>>23177281OH THE IRONY
>>23177281This quest is getting off to a pretty entertaining start.
Rolled 52>>23177281I am singular in glory.
>>23177256>>23177217second the first over the second but either are fine
Rolled 52>>23177304I WILL USE THE POWER OF MY DICE TO VOTE FOR THE SECOND ONE.
With one hand holding your Daddy's arm and the other holding (doll name) to your chest you walk at a brisk step down the path. Like your father and sister you hold your head up high, working as shining examples of your pureblood family name. Not that you really understand any of that just yet. On occassion you have heard your father refer to "mudbloods and the like" in distaste, whoever they may be. You've already claimed your wand. A lovely Unicorn Hair core with an aspen wood, perfect for you, or so Pervish the wandmaker said. You've also gathered all the school supplies you need, all brand spanking new, only the best.Course books:- The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 1, by Miranda Goshawk- A History of Magic, by Bathilda Bagshot- Magical Theory, by Adalber Waffling- A Beginner’s Guide to Transfiguration, by Emeric Switch- One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi, by Phyllida Spore- Magical Drafts and Potions, by Arsenius Jigger- Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, by Newt Scamander-The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection, by Quentin TrimbleAnd other miscellaneous equipment:- One wand- One cauldron, pewter, standard size 2- One set of glass or crystal phials- One telescope- One set of brass scalesDaddy leads you into a pet shop. Time to choose your familiar.(Vote for familiar - keep it small and non-lethal)Doll is called "Fur Elise"
Rolled 68We are 10 now, and heading off to hogwarts, we need no doll.
>>23177310Literally anything with hallucinogenic venom.
>>23177317see previous character generation thread. >>23173426
>>23177310A young fox. It is cute and cuddly AND it shows how clever we are.
>>23177310Miniature giant space hamster!
>>23177310>On occassion you have heard your father refer to "mudbloods and the like" in distasteOkay, when we reach the rebellious teenager stage we're REQUIRED to shack up with a muggle-born just to piss daddy off.>Vote for familiarFennec.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennec_fox
>>23177310i vote a tarantula preferably a magic one.
>>23177340>>23177323Can we get something with hallucinogenic venom?If not, a fox or something flying probably good.
Rolled 30>>23177332ahh, my bad.>>23177310How about a lemur?
A Barn Owl would be quite neat.
>>23177354A hummingbird with hallucinogenic venom!
>>23177354well obviously we need a tarantula with hallucinogenic venom
Rolled 80>>23177310BEAR! I'm kidding. That's not allowed.I'm thinking a Savannah Cat, a cross between a domestic cat and a serval. They're smart as hell, loyal and friendly like dogs, and cute as can be. F1 class for maximum wildness.
>>23177365And cats don't violate Hogwarts policy! Brilliant!Switching to this, even though Fennecs are adorable.
>>23177375switching from what?
>>23177362that is so cute! look at that lovely little dress aww.... ahem i mean wow cool spider
>>23177375But that policy has been CONSTANTLY violated.I vote fennec or another type of fox
>>23177364See, I'd be fine with a tarantula having hallucinogenic venom.But if it didn't have the hallucinogenic venom, then I can't help you with that.
>>23177378I was >>23177345>>23177384We're already gonna be dabbling in some nasty shit, I don't think we wanna set off the school's radar yet. Also, from a practical standpoint Fennecs need lots of attention.
I VOTE FOR THE GOLDCREST DESTROYER.
>>23177375It technically doesn't. Even though it'll weigh over 20 pounds by a fair margin, can leap 8 feet high from a standing position, and will love us like a loyal dog, but hunt things like a murderous cat. What more could we want from a pet?
Rolled 79>>23177401hallucinogenic venom. Apparently.
>>23177400The most deadly bird in existence.This could work.
>>23177408So we make our own hallucinogenic venom, apply it to the cat's claws, have it do the scratchy thing, and then blame someone else who does have an animal who could make venom.
How would anon deem this a fair point of choosing. Judging by votes so far Fennec/Savannah cat are in the lead. Want to roll for it or can we decide amongst ourselves some way?
>>23177417CAN WE GET THE FUCKING VENOM OR NOT?
>>23177408We are going to be attending a school where the groundskeeper is the man who dreamed up Blast Ended Skrewts. We can get him to find something to breed our Savannah Cat with to produce a species of Savannah Cats With Hallucinogenic Venom
A Corgi named Steven.
>>23177417come on guys! a tarantula totally fits the vibe and all they need is a dark place, some soil and feeding!
>>23177426That does sound appealing. If it works.
>>23177417Go for the kitty, it'll bring us murder presents.
>>23177439And even if it doesn't the end result will be entertaining.
>>23177417Lets roll off for it, keep this shit moving
Fennec vote change to Cat to break the tie
Rolled 54>>23177417>>23177416>>23177426I'm all for the Cat. I don't really care about the venom, that's just what other people were saying.
>>23177400Looks awesome, and it's certainly unique. You have my vote.
Rolled 53Rolling in favour of the Savannah Cat, since we'll never reach a consensus.
roll 1d2.1.Savannah Cat 2.Fennec(I wouldn't allow a venomous tarantula because even if you had one it would have it's poison glands removed. Seriously, Hogwarts wouldn't allow it. Ever)
>>23177440What if we have it hunt down tarantulas with hallucinogenic venom, which we then apply to our hairpins, which we then have float around our kitty striking at our every foe.
>>23177365They're also the size of a dog, thirdeded.
>>23177458DONT DO IT, WE WANT THE CAT.
>>23177464Yes! YES! VENOM!
Rolled 98>>23177450ok then tarantulas GO!
Savannah Cat it is. (writefagging this).Roll 1d2 for Cat gender.
>>23177458tarantulas are not deadly! seriously there venom will not kill someone and most use iching hairs anyway
>>23177477We name the cat fucking Venom.She's a girl.
>>23177489You realize that if you roll dice you can post without text, right?
>>23177495forgot to add 1. Male2. FemaleBut that's what it would've been.
>>23177499It was not letting me before
>>23177512Or named Tarantula.
>>23177512How about we name it fucking GRAVITY.
>>23177519ill admit i am a little butthurt over the pet choice but a savanna cat is cool too i guess, seconding tarantula as the name
>>23177532Tarantula, Tara for short.
>>23177512>>23177519>>23177523>>23177532How about we give it a real name instead?
>>23177549>>23177556Tara sounds good to me
>>23177556Tara is a pretty reasonable name.As well, you can go fuck yourself with a large stick covered in dismembered cat claws.
>>23177556why the hate? its only a suggestion, venom is cool too. what do you want to call it? Sargent. fuzzy?
>>23177556Name it Marion. Marion Zimmer Bradley.
>>23177575Don't worry about him, he's busy with the stick.
"I'm going to wait outside" says Maud, crossing her arms and leaning against the shop wall. "Can't stand the smell"Dad lays a reasurring hand on your shoulder and leads you inside. Immediately you see a beautiful Savannah Cat with a lush fur coat, its ears prick as the bell rings above the door. "Dad, can I get that one?" you ask, pointing to the beautiful animal. "Sure thing, honey" he says, producing a sack fulled to the brim with galleons. The shop owner takes the cat and puts her into a wiry metal cage. "Here you go" he says, laying the cat onto the counter. Dad pays for her.The shop owner gives you the rundown on caring for your new familiar but the transaction is over quickly.You carry the cage with both hands, pretty heavy for your small size, as Dad opens the door for you as you leave the shop.The Savannah cat hisses at the sight of your sister. "Ugly thing" she says, turning her back to it. "What are you going to call her, Millie?" Dad asks.>play the name game.
>>23177575>>23177569I got no problem with Tara, I just don't like Tarantula.
>>23177584Tarantula, Tara for short.
>>23177583Fuck you, too, buddy.
>>23177584Wow, it would appear that our sister is a cowardly bitch.She will be among the first mindslaves.
>>23177587>>23177591How about Ventara? Int combines venom and tarantula but makes it sound exotic
>>23177618Either way, but I like Tara!
>>23177618Her full name could be ventara adune.
>>23177633I CANNOT ABIDE THAT.TARANTULA TARA..
>>23177642>>23177640If I shout, my opinion becomes stronger. But my vote is for tara as well
Voting that we name her Machine.
>cat named 'Tarantula Tara'>not a tarantula>not the protagonist of My Immortal (thankfully)Guys...
>>23177660No, the kitty's name is Tarantula.But we never tell anyone that and just call her Tara.
>>23177591(fair compromise)You give it some thought as you look at your new pet who purrs inside her cage, rubbing her back against the wire bars. "I'll call her...Tarantula. Tara for short" you say, you've always liked that name. "Sure, that works" Dad says, smiling. He blinks a couple times as he remembers something, checking his watch."Is that the time already?" he says excitedly "we better get you on that train!"With a spring in your step and butterflies in your stomach you make your way down to Paddington Station. Dad keeps a close watch on you, especially around all the "muggles". You come up to a brick wall between platform nine and three quarters."You first, Maud" Dad says, tapping her on the back. Maud gives him a daughterly kiss on the cheek, says her goodbyes and, with a backwards sneer at you makes a running start for the wall. She melts into it as she dissappears. Wow."You next" he says "you mustn't be afraid"Time for your first test.>roll 1d100 - 80 or less for success.
>>23177670I ain't afraid of no wall!
Rolled 63>>23177670Our blood seethes with power!
Rolled 15>>23177670Time for failure!
Rolled I command the to fail in the name of Pazuzu
Rolled 6>>23177670hoping for a fail, honestly.
>>23177697The one who posts the litany against fear is the only fail roll.
F5F5F5F5We have sisters to enslave!
>>23177676Biting your lower lip you steel yourself as you make that all important running start. Swooosh! You phase through the wall and just like that you are standing before a gleaming red train! Steam billows throughout the station as families say goodbye for the school term.Swoosh! Dad appears behind you with something held beneath his arm...You can see Maud hopping onto the train with her slytherin pals. "Now Millie" Dad says, kneeling and pulling you close "you're representing the Fauxly family name, and that's important. Nothing is more important that family and the line we hold dear, understand?"He lets his words sink in a momemt before handing you the wrapped parcel. "Open this when you're on the train. This was mine when I went to Hogwarts, now I pass it on to you"You give him one last tight hug before turning to the train. You take your first steps and hop onto the first years carriage. A steward taking your valuables and packing them away for safe keeping, that is, except the robes you'll need to change into, the parcel Dad gave you and Elise Fur. >Find a seat with others in it>Sit alone(votes, no rolls)
>>23177724We sit alone of course.And plot how the breach that line in all manner of lascivious ways.
>>23177724Others, we're going to need minions.
Rolled >>23177724Sit with others. Let your charisma flow as you draw followers to you like flies to honey.
>>23177724>>Sit aloneWe're antisocial after all.
>>23177724Others. Best start taking measure of our peers.
You choose to sit alone. With some difficulty you manage to find a vacant carriage. With all the screaming and squabbling first years you feel a little more mature than the rest. The train sets off, you look to see Dad waving like the other parents but he's lost amid the see of others. No matter, the urban landscape changes into lush countryside, green hills stretching for miles.>Change into school robes>Open parcel>approach others>all (give order)
>>23177756>You, will, all, die.>My might transcends pain.>We shall have THAT VICTORY POINT!
>>23177784Open the parcel.
>>23177784The dark parcel, waiting for us to corrupt it further.
>>23177789>>23177794>>23177796>>23177798>>23177800I wonder what's inside. . .>>23177804We're ELEVEN.
>>23177787>Make for the exits!>Destroy those FLAMERS!
>>23177811Girls start puberty earlier.
>>23177811>We're ELEVEN.Says the guy posting a dragunov dildo.
>>23177784You know, we also have some books we can begin reading toooooooo!
>>23177816Why do you need puberty for masturbation?That said, parcel.
>>23177828You don't! You can pleasure yourself by torturing others.
You open the parcel, untying the string and pulling away the brown paper. Inside is a grey robe devoid of any real color. It is beautifully made but is also several sizes to big for you. Why would Dad give you this?You put it on. Within an instant the fine cloth shrinks and fits your eleven year old body as if tailor made. You can see your reflection in the carraige window, it is quite beautiful. This is lavish even for your high standing family.(+10 Charisma)You hear a tapping noise on the carraige. A handsome boy with snow white hair looks inside, a wide and unbelievably charming grin stretching across his face. >ignore>gesture to come inside (stop being dirty minded!)
>>23177837Or torture others by pleasuring ourselves.
Rolled >>23177847Invite him "inside"
>>23177847Sweet, we could use some Charisma. Good artifact OP.Invite him in
>>23177847Oh why not invite him.We're now very charismatic.HOW UNFITTING!
>>23177847>gesture to come inside (start being dirty minded!)
>>23177859NO! NO WE CAN'T.We cannot come to rely on this trinket.In will be our downfallllllllllllllllllllllllll.
>>23177847Fuck it, let's see what he's got to say.
>>23177868Oh hush you, this thing will be useful
>>23177847Open door."Thank you servant boy, but I'm not interested in purchasing anything."Close door.
>>23177878We will become addicted the the forgeryyyyyyy.Our true power willlllll wwwwaaaannnnnnneeee!
You gesture for the boy to come in. He opens the door and slumps down in the seat opposite you. He runs a hand through his hair as if exhausted. "Hey, I'm Joel, nice to meet you" he says, not breaking eye contact. He seems to have a real easy going attitude about him, looking as if he just woke up from a good dream.(this guy's charisma is through the roof)>response?
>>23177893"How's it going young man?"
>>23177893"WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED?!"
>>23177893"What do you want?"
>>23177893"Spiffing day isn't it?"
>>23177893"Milicent" >gesture to Fur Elise"Fur Elise"
>>23177907"When in doubt, throw more men at it."
Rolled 4>>23177893"u better shut your mouf u cheeky little cunt i swer to christ i'll hook u in the gabber m8"
>>23177893Blush furiously (Oh wow a cute boy is talking to me, and he said it was a pleasure to meet me!) then introduce ourself, "Fillicent Mauxly. I mean Mifficent Lauxly! I mean Millicent Fauxly!"
>>23177931oh wow! it like being back in secondary school
>>23177931We are NOT a Chav.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2A_YXarUM
(this isn't working, new plan)>"Hi, I'm Millicent">"What do you want?">"What's got you so happy?"Roll 1d100 for Composure, with choice. 75 or less.
>>23177931Pretty accurate. Voting this.
Rolled 69>>23177953>>"Hi, I'm Millicent"Come on 100!
Rolled 15>>23177953>"What's got you so happy?"
Rolled 1>>23177953Mine is the eternal glory of Hi I'm Millicent.
Rolled 29>>23177953>"Hi, I'm Millicent"
Rolled 40>>23177953Blink. "Millicent." gesture towards doll "Fur Elise."
"I am Millicent Fauxly, please state your business, I have much to prepare before we reach the castle." Murderous things.
>>23177965Twice this thread now.
Rolled 36>>23177953"u better shut your mouf u cheeky little cunt i swer to christ i'll hook u in the gabber m8"I'm sorry. I must roll.
>>23177965Ten billion degrees of success!
>>23177953Well to be honest, the consensus was pretty much for "Hi".
Rolled 97>>23177953Rolling for number 3!
>>23177953Yes, he is pretty charming. No, you will not lose your composure."Hi, I'm Millicent" you say. You notice Joel staring at at your doll."Fur Elise""Nice to meet you both" he says, he looks out the window, the cold air seeping inside "nice coat" he says, a moment later.>enquire further about who he is>ask about Hogwarts>other (will be included with other enquries)
>>23178025>enquire further about who he is
>>23178025Who are you, how old are you, are you a powerful wizard, where are you from do you like the place how's Hogwarts?
>>23178025Are you a Necron?
"What house do you want to be in?" you ask, a question which has been playing in your mind for a while.Joel shrugs. "I don't really care, my parents want me to be in slytherin but I'm not too fussed, you?"You know the right answer. It's Slytherin. Everyone in your family as been in Slythering with no exception.>"I want to be in Slytherin">"I'm not really sure what house I want">"You really don't care? Won't your parents be mad?"
>>23178025OP, we need the devastating mindslavery and hallucinogenic toxins before we can talk to boys.
>>23178090>wanting to be a Slytherinfag>"You really don't care? Won't your parents be mad?"
>>23178090>enquire further about who he is
what happened to antisocial?>>23178090>"I do not know. You don't care? Will your parents not be [butt]mad[devastated]?
>>23178090I have given myself to Ravenclaw.Why do your parents want you in Slytherin?
>>23178104crit composure roll
Rolled 10>>23178025>"I want to be in Slytherin I want to be with the other cool kids and laugh at the mudbloods together."
>>23178103derp, meant >"You really don't care? Won't your parents be mad?"
>>23178104He has white hair which leads you to believe he is a pureblood, something that feels close to home. That is why you're being less antisocial with him. I haven't forgotten.
>>23178090THE ANSWER IS NOT SLYTHERIN.I WILL OPEN A GATE TO THE FOUL MIASMA OF THE WARP AND STUFF YOU THROUGH IT THROAT FIRST.
>>23178117White hair => He could also be some creepy old wizard who's trying to fiddle kids.It's Britain, everybody is speculated to be a paedophile, until proven guilty. Only then the speculation stops.
>>23178136unless your eleven.
>>23178139Filthy paedo disguise. Read about it in the mirror.
Have we went through the sorting hat?Cause I totally vote for Hufflepuff or ravenclaw.
>>23178090>>"You really don't care? Won't your parents be mad?"
"You really don't care? Won't your parents be mad?" you say, leaning forward in your seat. It has been a very long time since someone has perked your curiousity like this."Yeah my Dad would go nuts if I'm in another house, but seriously, as long as I get to play Quidditch on that field I don't care" he diverts the topic back to you"Why? would yours?" >"Hell yes, they'd probably disown me or something">"Yes, everyone in my family is a slytherin">(lie) "I don't know, I think they'd be okay if I was in another house"
>>23178165>>"Yes, everyone in my family is a slytherin"Let's not get too friendly with him yet.
>>23178165>"Yes, everyone in my family is a slytherin"Oh god, this guy's gonna start us down that "rebellious teenager" path that ends up with us shagging a Hufflepuff, isn't he?
>>23178165>"Yes, everyone in my family is a slytherin">>23178171Im all for this path.
>>23178165Everyone in my family is Slytherin.They're also all horrible, horrible bitches.I live for the glory of [insert other house].
Rolled 89>>23178165>"Yes, everyone in my family is a slytherin"
>>23178192Oh! You even included the hallucinogenic venom!
>>23178192Feel my dark power.
>>23178212Those eye dots.That seems pretty terrifying.
>>23178192>assuming we're shitslime Slytherins
>>23178218Indeed. We are gonna be hufflepuffs and hangout with all the half-sheep peoples.
>>23178212could you clean this up a bit? This is cool too.
>>23178218THAT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN.I'LL UNLEASH A FUCKING DRAGON.
>>23178218Changing the colors is still easy in case we are stuck in one of the other lesser houses.
>>23178225Naw, Ravenclaw for life
>>23178232Our stats are technically a perfect match for Ravenclaw.But we'll see what happens.
"Yes, everyone in my family is a slytherin" you say, the weight of those words bothering you a little. "Bummer" says Joel, looking away. Ten minutes roll by as the train contines down the line. It's a comfortable silence. Rain starts to fall against the window."Well, Millicent" he says finally "whatever house you're in I'm sure we'll be good friends"He holds out a large hand for you to shake.>Shake his hand and smile>Just shake hand>Decline>Tell him to get lost
>>23178227Look man, if I cleaned it up, that would somewhat defeat the point of unleashing my dark power on the poor artist's drawing.
>>23178245>Just shake handWe're still not good with people.
>>23178245Shake his hand and smile cutely.Make a note to enslave him.
>>23178192>>23178212I love these! Holy shit this makes it so worthwhile!
>>23178245>Just shake handand act all flustered when you do!
>>23178245>Just shake hand
>>23178245>Just shake handWe are not sluts to go smiling to everybody out there.
>>23178258Fine I'll make one modification to amplify the pure terror your should be feeling.
>>23178192PLEASE be into one piece and want to draw the One Piece Quest character...
You just shake his hand, his palm is coarse from what you presume to be many hours practicing Qudditch.You making sure to keep that smile buried deep. You can tell Elise is going to give you hell about this later on tonight.The carriage door opens."Anything from the trolly, dears?" says an old lady.You have 40 gallaeons to last until Dad sends you some by owl. One Gallaen will get you four chocolate frogs amongst other sweets."I'm good thanks" says Joel. >buy some sweets for yourself>buy some for both of you>decline
>>23178277And another to include the very essence of sadness.
>>23178304>declineWe have our figure to keep in mind.
>>23178304>declineBitch dont wanna get fat
>>23178304>buy some for both of youbuy that bitch a butter beer.Bitches love butter beer.
>>23178304>declineSweets are for poor people. This is the first step to living in some government housing project and wearing a magic tracksuit all day.
>>23178304WE FUCKING DECLINE WITH FURY.
>>23178306For such small modifications, that's actually pretty accurate.
>>23178335I. Am. Power.
You deline and the trolly lady closes the door and continues on her way. "I'm going to go change into my robes" says Joel an hour later after some small talk about chocolate frogs. It's dark outside the window and you'll be arriving soon. You notice Joel is dressed more like a muggle than anything else, which is strange for a pureblood.You're already in your robes so you simply watch him leave.>(to Elise) He seemed nice.>(to Elise) A little thick wasn't he?>(to Elise) [something else] (if this section gets abused then this'll cease to be an option)Also, Elise pics?
>>23178383"He was hiding something.
>>23178383He seemed nice.
>>23178383>(to Elise) He seemed nice.With a wistful sigh in there.
>>23178399Voting this, since we can't be fucking goody nicegirls forever.
>>23178399Seconding this option. Seems to go more with her.
>>23178383I hope I didn't offend him. I'm...Not good at this, am I?
>>23178383This es doll.
>>23178427You're very good at this. You are the mistress of seduction toward the dark art.
>>23178383this seems good continuing with the theme of Victorian and turn of the century aesthetics in harry potter.
>>23178439So is this:>>23178434
>>23178448No. No it's not. It's you trying to needlessly shove 40k into everything.
You sigh as you communicate semi-telepathically to your inanimate doll."He seemed nice" you think, but then you run your mind through your conversation, something didn't feel quite right "but I think he's hiding something..."The compartment door opens. It's not the trolley lady or Joel. This time is a pretty girl with red hair, she seems to be consciously making an effort to pout."Hi" she says, "I'm Harriet" You notice the clipboard in her hand the the two plain looking girls behind her. "You're..." she checks her clipboard "Millicent, right?">Yes>Who's asking?>Maybe>other
>>23178451you took the words right out of my mouth. normally i love 40k but it in not really appropriate here.
>>23178451Excuse me, that is only my secondary objective.My primary objective is to provide a cute yet combat-ready doll.
>>23178439Elise "fur" - teddy, fur, teddy, fur...I like it.
also>dat post count
>>23178383He is hiding something
>>23178468"Yes, who's asking?"
>>23178468W-wait a minute! Is our doll. Erm. Alive?
>>23178439What's the point of giving her a doll if it is not a creepy antique doll?
>>23178505Nope, but to an 11 year old it certainly has another quality about it.
>>23178468>Yes, Who is asking?
>>23178512Voting this all day.Wearing a fur lined gown, though.
>>23178468>>Who's asking?>>23178505To us? Sure. To me it's coming off like Hobbes, not REALLY alive, but certainly alive in the mind of Millie.
>>23178494>>23178516Seems like the best option.
>>23178515Hey, there are 11 year old necromancers.
This girl is running for Hogwart's first cheerleading squad. She assumes you want to be in Gryffindor."Yes, who'se asking?" you say, flatly.Harriet doesn't seem to notice."I'm forming the first year cheerleading squad for the four houses, just seeing who is interested in joining for the time being"she leans in a little closer, talking in a loud whisper."Besides, we only ask the pretty girls">"Sure I'll be interested">"Eh, no thanks">"There's no way I would do that">other
>>23178515well considering that this is a magical world. what sort of enchantments will this bear have?
>>23178525Best not get too attached to it, I have visions of that copypasta where the dm destroys a fighters toy tarrasque cause he refused to give a back story.
>>23178547No, and she seems like a tart.
>>23178547>>other"I will consider it."Eh, let's see what else comes up.
>>23178547Respectfully decline. We have no time for nonsense.
>>23178547>"There's no way I would do that"Disregard the harlot to whom we are presently speaking.
>>23178547OUR STUDIES FUCKING COME FIRST NO.
>>23178547>There's no way I would do thatAlso, we pretty now? Or is that just the robe
>>23178570We're gorgeous. But it's probably just the robe. Hence this is a trap.
>>23178547Respectfully decline and make a mental note that they're going to be among the first enslaved on our ascent to power.
>>23178570>>23178579You're average but the robe makes it a done deal.
>>23178552>Best not get too attached to it>not using magic to turn it animate>>23178547not interested
>>23178570Well, charisma is explicitly how good we are with people, not necessarily how good looking we are. You can be nice and pretty, but still be an offputting cunt (see Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière).
Respectfully decliningroll 1d100 to keep the distain from your voice.60 or less wins.
>>23178586Fuck you, we are a gorgeous cold bitch.
Rolled 45>>23178597My fury seethes internally.
>>23178599Think of it like Emma Watson. At first your some fluffy haired twat, then you grow up into, well, fucking Emma Watson.
Rolled 56>>23178597Fuck the police and fuck you.
>>23178597Our hardest challenge so far, this women must be a real cow.
>>23178608We are a glorious visage unto the face of the earth, and our regal stare destroys the hearts of men and girls.
>>23178608Let's hope Millie won't end up like Natalie Portman and peak around 14.
>>23178608So we're gunna have to wait another 8 installments for this sexy heartless bitch?
>>23178628For we are the only Woman, eternally.
"I'm not interested, thanks" you say, nicely. Harriet's eyes buldge for a moment before she regains her own composure. "Well, okay, suit yourself" she says, turning away, no longer interested in you. She leaves the door open as she and her coherts dissapear. Joel returns, closing the door behind him, kitted out in his fresh robes."What was that about?" he asks>Nothing>She wanted me to join the cheerleading team>other
>>23178640>She wanted me to join the whoring team
>>23178640"She wanted me to join the cheerleading team, but seemed rather shallow."
>>23178619So you're saying that our rise to power shall be described thusly:Instead of a Dark Lord you shall have a queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the seas! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!
>>23178649Someone's been reading some Baudelaire. *licks lips*
>>23178647Yes! Yes! We can come off as astute and worthy of a horde of slaves.
>>23178661...That'd be Galadriel's speech
>>23178694Maybe that someone was Tolkien. Heh.
>>23178694Unsurprisingly inspired by a famous 1800s poet.
"She wanted me to join the cheerleading team, she seemed kind of shallow" you say."somebody's quick to judge" says Joel, "besides every beater needs his fans to cheer him on"The rest of the journey is plane sailing, the train pulling into Hogsmeade station. All the first years clamber to the right side of the train and press their faces against the glass to get a look at the castle, the very tip visibl in the distance.You see a tall man with bright red hair and stubble make his way toward the train. He looks like a farmer, wearing fingerless cloves and a tatty overcoat which hangs over his muscley frame. He appears to be in his late forties."Alright first years" he says in remarkably good english "follow me, your belongings will be waiting for you in your dormitories"You're led off the train and shuffle along with the crowd in the cold night air. You could see your breath catch against the streetlights. Luckily your coat is very warm.(more coming)
>>23178383to play off the hole beethoven thing
>>23178732"HMPH. She said only the pretty girls then tossed me aside when I didn't show interest that's pretty shallow to me. Hmph."
>>23178640"Something about wanting me to join a cheerleading team. Seemed rather silly, honestly.">>23178638Please, Emma Watson started to get good looking at about fourteen.
>>23178737IF YOU WISH.You can start it with the continued section.
>>23178547>Cheerleading.Oh come the fuck on.
>>23178737Sure.And is that Bill? Bill Weasley?
>>23178764You got something against being a living doll to stare at and dance to the tune of assgrabbing?
>>23178773It's actually Ted the Unhorser.
>>23178776We need more boy cheerleaders.
>>23178776I have nothing against cheerleaders in real life, they're usually nice girls and it's a VERY physically demanding activity. But in fiction, they're always USDA Grade-A cunts
>>23178822Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction.
>>23178823NEW THREAD. OP is getting a bite to each, he's been at this for several hours now.
>>23178822only because the majority of women who pay to see cheerleader movies weren't cheerleaders and dont want to pay to see them in a positive light. All the other cheerleader movies are made for little girls to make them want to be a slut.